Thread for the discussion of Honkai Impact 3rdREAD THIS BEFORE ASKING ANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT'S MOST LIKELY HEREhttps://rentry.org/vffr2https://rentry.org/hi3newbieguidehttps://rentry.org/hi3newbieresourceshttps://rentry.org/hi3resourceshttps://rentry.org/ElfSkillUpgrades>Story guide for newcomershttps://hoyostans.be/explore/honkai-impact-3rd/consumers-guide-hi3>Shattered Swords VNhttps://youtube.com/channel/UCyeHz1CGgJkXJd-c7lw_RiQ>Latest CN supply, event, abyss, and MA cycles:https://marisaimpact.com/calendar90>New S-rank Battlesuit "Herrscher of Time" for Dreamseeker Trailerhttps://youtu.be/rTvtDYN3bFk>Wings of Panacea Tutorial Videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR2mVL1MPQQ>v9.1 A New Page in Time Trailerhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=RHD3c1fA18QPrevious: >>583493175
uuuu /hig/ I missed you!!!!!>>584686158The dog is Coralie. The dogfucker is her girlfriend, Helia. Lamp is Lantern. The other ones actually bear those stated names.
If stakes were as unimportant as people in the last thread said, the main story of HI3 would be Cooking With Valkyries. Yet no one says they want the game to be like Cooking With Valkyries. It's almost as if people need more than slice of life from this game.
Thanks, Kianer, very cool.
>>584688847If steaks were important it would be cooking with valkyries.
PI PI PI PI PIZZA PIZZASUMMAH BEACH BAR BE CUE
Who's the Castoria of Part 2
>>584691170Me.
>>584691364danger doggo
フカ
>>584690304That's my Idol
Why didn't fuca kill elysia
Why didn't fuka grow tiddies and butt
Gambling is my passion.
>>584699369Anoneele...
>>584699721It's fine, i gave the rest of my life's savings to Seele and she'll help me recoup my losses.
>>584700231ALL IN SEELE!
All the winnings are going into Bunny's account
Broboli is Liquid Bronie
Never bet on Seele
Bronie will never find a boyfriend-free Seele
Always bet on Seele
Allineele
Better call Seele.
Stream codes?
>>584713951GODENTROPY
>>584714498Thank you
Good news I found the Sensei section, who's up for it?Also did some Sim Battle endgame-looking mode and man I understand nothing about how 95% of these characters play, they seem interesting to learn
>>584718090109044628LJ
>>584688595Censor that Seele!
I wish Tesla groomed me and made me pleasure her red-hot firecrotch.
>>584688847>admitting nobody cares for captainverse, apho, events, and more>admitting ER sucksI would kneel harder if you didn't indirectly shill Coral Island.
We need to turn millions into billions so more like Wendy.
All Kebins have been molested by a Himeko>b-but muh HIMEKO molested him.
>>584734163Events and side content =/= the main story.
I have faitheele!
Scamnya
>>584742576Seele needs to teach *ita how to properly hit her girlfriend after that bad showing in the group stage.
This happens on every fucking one of these stupid ass events.
>>584745134What if you choose someone and then bet on the other side?
>>584745272Elysia comes out of the screen if you do this
Breed Youyun.
>>584747497I love yuri
I won.
Seele better bonk Bologna.
I bet on Entropy and I won that bet, but I would have hoped for YY to win this.
Youyun said it's fine to slay gods.
I lost.
Do the survey. NOW.
mmmmmmmmmmm nyo
>>584750076>Wah Ojii-san, you are soooooo weak~ zako zako~
why yy
Malecensorshipelysiafag has won.
Seele!
>>584762074Stupid Seelecat.
And "Seele"!
When?
>>584762183Smart "Seelecat".
This is what APHOfags want for Adam.
I don't want himeko
I want Himeko
if you post hetshit, you're even worse because APHOfags literally don't even exist
>>584764968Eva is actually incestshit
>>584765003so whatas soon as you post some guy, it's hetshit and a shitpost
>Unconscious teen on a hospital bedWhat to do?
The yuri cannot be stopped
>>584764968Genshittification apologists be like
The Elysiafag cannot receive this yuri.
I trust Bita.
Bita is so trustworthy. Seele win! Bologna should wash my dishes too.
All in on DV.
I will gambeele all on Kianners now.The time of Mei beating her girlfriend is over, now it's the other way round.
I put half on DreamseekerHalf on Kianner
>>584772363Betting on Dreamseeka is smart, but YY deserved it more.
>>584772461that bitch didnt deserve a thing
>>584773675This>>584772242>>584772363Exactly.I want my Kianner Kaslaner to disappoint me one last time.
I like both men and women. I like both het and yuri. This game has hot men and hot women. Therefore, I win.
Bronya's games are not for lesbians
>>584783076Bronya's games are for nobody, because they're shit.
Most HI3 players are straight men. So why are so many of them self-hating on their own identity?
>>584783949I'm a magical girl
Bros! The new tier list just came out!
>>584784078Benares is going to spank yo ass, Shirin.
>>584784573I don't have Turg.
>>584784923Zere hate!
Read this.
>>584784708Wrong! It's me! It was me! The MagicalGoose!
Seele never disappointeeles!
>>584785716+2!
https://www.miyoushe.com/bh3/article/78973541 Listening to "Seele" is the right choice.
I will never vote for scatrandalSimple as
>>584785814I had to throw something Entropy's way out of pity for a starving student. Though i'm not actually what the cheer tickets are actually worth outside of the tournament, but i'm sure she'll figure something out.
>>584750171Okay, what now?>>584787379That's correcteele!
>>584790569>Okay, what now?also add the mandatory "more yuri"
>>584790772The only thing i view as mandatory is more Seele content.
Same, Seele is one of the few things from this game I still care about.
>Kiana during her matches
>>584794738Seele!And "Seele"!
>>584794738"Sideboobeele"!
>>584795527Fat fuc
>>584794738Cuteele!
Bronya is stalling the actual story's progression by having Sin locked up and not allowing her to disintegrate with Seele as god intended
Happy Seele day!
Just busted a fat nut to my fav Seele hentai in her honour. Doing my duty.
Do NOT to*ch yourselves to Seele. Nor "Seele".
"Seele" torched me first
Mei better use that knee, all my tickets are on the line
Oh, Seele is being touched alright.https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12048156
Seele hates and rejects hetshit.
>>584801971Happy Birthdeele and "Happy Birthdeele"!
It is finally the 18th on this side of this rock, so i can finally officially say - Happy birthday Seele and Seele!
>>584822465same here! we must live in the same time zone.sooo yeah Happy birthday Seele and "Seele"!
Seele loves and accepts hetgems.
all het is hetshit
But is all Seele Seele?
>>584825523Some Seele is "Seele"
>>584825523Seele is, and always will be, Seele.
>>584825668>>584825746
is Veliona also the name of the previous era Herrscher of Death
>>584826413No.
Self-hating men are losers.
Seele once said: "Seele" and I really felt that.
*Seele*
See/e
Seele.
Hate seele
>>584720905Can't find where I have to type this, EUW btw
Love Seele.
Worship Seele.
Took me years to realize Kiana and Mei is basically just Reshiram and Zekrom idk if it's itentional or not
yeah Mei reshiram her knee into Kiana's face
>>584839453meanwhile bronya and seele are pikachu and gastly
Sirin is Gastly because her gases are stinky!
are the part 2 chapters replayable or is it standard open world 1-and-done shit
>>584845171the latter
https://files.catbox.moe/o3tm8r.mp4
Do NOT post THAT video.
>>584858396What video? Unless you state what video you don't want to see i might as well post the latest Kira's performance...
It keeps happening.
I knew I could count on Mei and her ryona fetish
Sleep tight Kianners.
I had thought Kiana could do it. Now I lost 801 tickets.
>>584860469Same.Atleast Kiana chan disappointed me again For fuck sake Kiana was literally sleeping on the jobJust name Mei the strongest character for Pete sake because Kiana certainly isn't
Seele leaking in my mouth...
>HSRdodn't care, didn't ask
this Tuna...
Eating Seele's cake.
Happy Birthdeele to Seele and "Seele"!
>>584870448kys!
The sad part is that Himeko is a better chef than Misato.
>>584870502Kiss Your Seele!
>>584871257And your "Seele"!
All Meis exist to be fucked by a Kiana.
Seele?!Kianner?!
oh thank Godor rather, the Goddess
I voted against Durandal more than I voted for Senadina.
I was thinking Dudu's high DEF would fuck over Sena's multi hits. Maybe that's not how Sena's kit works. Thank fuck I bet on Sena. Thinking was a bad idea.
Do not redeemeele - NCU83WRBF2
>>584878574>Thinking was a bad ideaAlways is.Just go by vibes and which girl you like more (you like Seele more).
>>584876258Seele and Mei in the grandfinals confirmed.
Why did Seele make "Seele" blush in front of the squad?
I'm careful and merely bet 3000 on Seele
>>584857789cute and true
>>584882295Smugeele!
It's so stupidly obvious we're getting trannytropy vs groomerdina with the former winning to shill xer patch.
Help my abyss group is way too close I'm 8/20 now, but 4 players still have to compete.
Chocolateele
>>584902958Licking the chocolateele off Seele's chesteele.
>>584902958Bronya gets to eat this
>>584904173where'd you get this pic of my room
>>584899278Cuteele!
Are dailies supposed to be slow?
>>584909514~2 minutes of clicking around the menu
>>584909743>2 minutesless than 1
Angeele and" demoneele"
>>584910573
Seele is Chinese
Seele is Estonian
Seele is My Wife
Bologna onee-chan...
>>584916876Seele is the Chinese Dreamseeker?
Seele is shit
Seele is awesome
Are we sure Kiana completely removed cocolia's remote control from Bronya?Make Bronya show us her nipples again to make sure
She hid the chip in her coochie.Quickly, take off her bottoms and I'll take it out with my tongue!
Seale bread on the page Seele!
Page Seele...
Seeleday is overeele
All days are Seeledays in my hearteele.
I will end Seele in the tournament.
Not so fast!
how xier spent seeleday
I never paid attention but does Seele have big boobs now?
>>584959662>now
Seele’s always been perfect porn material since her initial design. Now is no different. Although she is bigger now as expected, comes with the growing up.
>>584895546
Mei beat Sena. Aaaaaiiiieeeeee CAM ON SEELE
>>584969721That stupid fish can't do anything right. First, she got the "Leylah at home" wife and now she loses to Mei.
>Elysia event nextGenshit has won...
>>584971904The event is about Bita fucking her.
>>584973437Always trust Bita.
>>584980507That's fucked up
>tfw still no Cecilia
I bet all of my life savings on Seele.
>>584944257So true!
That's a lot of Seeles
>>584990994Sluteele on the left.
End of Seele
Era of Seele
SEELE SUCKS AAAAAIIIIIEEEE JUST JUST GET LITERALLY 1 MORE FLOWER YOU DUMB SEELE
>>584990472Kianya KaslanyaCatiana Catlana
Oh thank God AlhumdulillahAll on DS now
I voted for Dreamseeker...
No... I put everything I had on Seele...
>>584317782
I can't wait for Entropy to knock the teeth out of Mei's mouth to pay for her tuition and groceries!
FRAUD! FRAUD! FRAUD!I LOVE being Fraud!
>>585000618Dumb cute Clapeele.
>>585000478I knew it was true love when Kiana made me go bankrupt and my affection for her didn't dwindle the slightest.
>>585000618Cuuuuuuuute!
>>585000618Cuteeles!
Seele stole my tickets...
Goneele...
Cookieeles!
Kevin was jumpedWould modern Kiana even be able to 1on1 him with all her hax?
>>585030496This contains THCeele.
>>585031713Nice
>>585031580Kiana got all her current Finality powers after Kevin was defeated because Kevin took part of the powers. Some of what he used against you in the final boss, Kiana took after he died. Current Kiana's stronger than P1 playable HoFi Kiana.
>>585038886
Who is constantly doing Mana Transfers to Senti to keep her alive?
It's me. I'm doing the transfers.Mana means semen and tranfers means ejaculating said semen in her vagina.
caution: spooky bear
>>585059476delet this
>>585059743Don't worry, she's back to normal already.
>went to nyc this summer>random zzz pop up shop>dont bother going>NOW theyre doing an hi3 shopkill me
Yes. Yes it is, Sirin.Now off with your skimpy little dress. It's time.
Sending Sirin and Bella to Siberia.
The fuck. The max stack capacity for the 5 crystals item from dorm errands is 1k. It stopped me from sending Expeditions.
The dumbest name.
>>585068479She's Broboli.
>>585068479>dumbest*cutest
>>585068193Sex.
Do not show your pair to Bronya
Bronya showing her pair to me.
"Cuteele"...
"Bronya"
uhhhhhh where's her left eye
>>585068989meaning my… pair?!
Preciouseele
Jizo
>>585084816>hi3 sucksTrue!
WHO IS THIS AND WHY ARE YOU HOGGING HER TO YOURSELF?
>>585093781
>>585093781Vita, a rapist who has abandoned us just like she abandoned her children.
bita hate
bita love
bita seele
>>585031580>Kevin was jumpedGood
The white blob does the twirly thinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFRiYIT5z0k
>>585098552>not this skinI sleep
I can't believe that bungpa didn't draw this year's Seele's birthday art.
Anon is cheating. That was some bullshit 50hp heal.
>>585104105It's overeele...
>>585102795Anon was right. It was rigger to shill troonseeker all along…
>>585108512Told yaBut the Sena match was crackAbsolute bullshit If Mei had won, she would have beaten the three strongest characters in a row lel
>Mei>not jobbing against everyone except domestically abusing KianaRemember APHO
>>585115015Pair of Seeles... And Pair of "Seeles"...
4 of them
>>585110638>APHO>A PHO>A PHOGGOT>A FAGGOT
>>585116209you’re trans btw
>>585118013Cry more~None on of you will ever be a beautiful gorgeous REAL woman like me~
meisenpai.....????
>>585127625Eldritch horror senpai......
>>585127885This is what she actually looks like. Same thing with the bear yesterday. It's a side effect of that huge compression, those models are massive and have to fit a very small frame. For the fun of it, I'll make this Mei in particular even smaller, like YY, Bronya and the dog.
How'd you /higgers/ do?
Went all in on Dreamseeker.
>>585128996Forgot my pic
>>585129312Kekypow >>585128204Mei looks good as a monster ngl
How hard is it to maintain RL if you don't have any other SD unit other than Senadina and/or Songque?
>>585130732What did she see?
Why is she so broke?
could be worse
OH NO! KIANA IS RUBBING OFF ON HER!
Did she ever do this animation before?
My baby
>>585131096Where did u access this from?
>>585140371I'm pretty sure I've seen it.
>>585140894Share the event.
>>585141342Thanks bro
yy
For the Queen!
フカ (read:Hooker)
I'm desperately searching for any 3D model of either Battle Storm or Kriegsmesser.Every Himeko model you find in this day and age is exclusively VKE.can someone of you help me? I simply don't find either of these two anywhere.
>>585165239Can't you just rip the models from the game?
>>585171027I'm kind of too dumb to do so, I don't know how. If I could, then this wouldn't be an issue.
Bronya ripped Elysian realm models to make porn games
The main character in all of these games is Griseo
Hey bros, I'm going to one of those upcoming HI3 popup stores. Anything I should grab while I'm there?
What's with this game and feet?
4cheele is back!>>585171027I actually found a solution to this problem. you see, that's obviously for the PES team, I compete in that live managing learning event with /hi3/ and want to get the kit 1 done as well until then.And if there's just VKE everywhere... and if the previous Export had a dying VKE... well now I will do it like this: She's alive on kit 1 and dead on kit 2.Kind of morbid, but I guess this fits the theme, looks well ingame.It's also a pain to find models of Kallen's wife. Those very old valks just have nothing. I'll rework the Yae Kasumi model on kit 2 and kit 1 will be Meme's summer outfit. These two still need to be done and then Helicora on kit 1, so 4 models in total. I'll run the dragon and PAWS and not the A ranks, I suppose.Should all be done tomorrow.
Can anon do this?
Give
PHPeele is fucking deadeele...
How long until servers go down? I forgot to do the story.
>>585195662Don't waste time asking and hurry.
>>585192893The password is 53373.