Previous: >>584709297New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/OuXP2GipwAE >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera OCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: Holiday Celebration Part 2, Sparkly Magic Show>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Halloween Duramente (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
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ryan LOVE
Umadol Love.
As a new player I'm wondering what my daily routine should be for this game and ressources should I be focusing on?
>>584734041my apologies.Mambo will be the first former B rank club anyone talks about.
>>584734203do your dailiesworks toward cmif you have spare time, fill the trophy room you get a lot of carats doing thatyou should also have a lot of missions for an uma selector ticket
>>584734185god i love fat fucks
Digitan LOVE
>>584734185>>584734372Fuck off
>>584734187>>584734203my morning routine>daily races>burn 5 RP>finish + restart auto run>check into clubafternoon routine>burn 5 RP>finish + restart auto runcouple times a week, usually weekends, I might do actual runs for TT/upcoming CM
>>584734203Do your dailies, do career at least 5 times using up all your borrows, then do w/e.
>>584734203There's a bi-monthly event called champions meeting which is a sweaty PVP mode that most of us focus on. there's open league for newcuties like you that doesn't require a lot of ssr cards.
>>584734203hard to say specificallygather carats because an important card is coming in 5 weeks or sodo at least one career a day for daily carats, which includes an auto-careerlong term study what parent making is because its a passive and long-term processtry to fill out your team trials roster with all the umas you have because weekly team trials carats are also a long term thingthere are daily legend races, and depending on who you have it would be nice to focus farming stars to unlock this or that uma for parentage or general competitiveness
>>584734203ERP with your clubbies and rot in the thread all day
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>my trainer showed up naked
>>584734871dogs don't have all that
>>584734203>resourcesCarats (currency) is most important like all gacha, so don't spend them willynilly on random umas, cards, and refreshes.Save them foremost for your favorite uma (look at a list on a wiki), then meta support cards to actually build them to their potential. Next major one is Mejiro Ramonu SSR Wit at the end of next month, so try to set aside 30k carats to spark on that banner, hopefully getting a copy or two of her alongside other decent support cards.After that, save up money, support points, and dream glitter to improve your umas/support cards.>dailyjust do all the stuff in the Race section besides Exhibition then do a career or two.
Neuro Fighter wins 3rd race (2YO Maiden) at Tokyo
>>584734075I HATE CURREN
soon
>>584735031Fake news
>>584735031Rice Shower more like Lice Flower
>>584735120Fat fuck
Last Thread
Hello umadacchis I am blogposting my cm final because it was exciting (to me).The race is a mix of styles with only 1 front and 1 debuffer.At the gate, both spes eat massive late starts (99.1!!!)1. The first predicament, ayabe is blocked (she is blocked a total of 9 times this race).2. Thankfully she gets out with the help of getting rushed and a couple of skills.3. The race proceeds calmly for a while.4. Ayabby is a little behind taishin while spe has chudded her wit checks and is way behind. The main concern here is whether ayabe will be able to activate nimble umankogator before taishin runs away with her better straightaway squirt. Thankfully ayabe catches a bit of downhill speed at this point.5. And taishin is close enough to sniff.6. Even though spee activates nsm she is still way behind.7. The sleeper skill this cm was overwhelming pressure from welfare bright with pace asswonder often providing an overtake (although not this time). Ayoibers continues to trail taishin closely.8. Spe continues to chud.9. Ayabe activates her unique. Even though mihonbon is still ahead she is doomed and this is a fight between the ends...10. where ayabe prevails!Thanks for reading.
>>584734989>Mejiro Ramonu SSR Wit at the end of next month?? Isn't it at the end of December?
>>584735031BASED LAISU
>>584735154the fattest>>584735227nyo, end of November or start of DecemberGL is almost over
>>584735159
>>584735183post the recording bwo I'm not reading all that...
Holy crap is that the peak of dirt racing, the Silence Suzuka of the Sand, Smart Falcon-sama!?
>>584735227>>584735296Bwos? Uma.moe says Dec 20th
>>584735356Yes it is!I totally did not forget about pasting my image
7 and I get KFC4 and I don't eat for the rest of the nightAnything else and I'll just put something in the air fryer
>>584735526teiobwo... at least make something healthy... we need you here with us..
>>584735159>ugly verxinaYes
>>584735526Air Fryer propaganda stays winning
>>584735352
>>584735159>mambo ugly
>>584735159>activate umama paizuri
G T Meteor wins 4th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Niigata
>>584735159>making magic shitpost
>>584735159Big fucking facts
>>584735898>pedo>cute
>>584736014Yes sir my wife is adorable
7 and I will cook rice (not the uma) on my rice cooker
im beginning to hate scenarios where you have to bring a side hoe just so is playable
>>584736093
>>584736098They want you to date hags
>>584736098that's the whole game gwo
>>584735618I'll have an apple with caramel dip.>>584735641Air fryers are just that good
>>584736093she's safe
>>584735159>>584736224
>>5847360937 and I will cook Rice (the uma) in my oven.
>>584735410anon?
>>584736098that'll be pretty much every scenario that comes after this bwo
Number 1 is the favorite in this race btw
>>584736098Hope you're looking forward to Meka then, the only scenario where that isn't the case
wdsmbt?
>>584724146Now I get it
>>584736098That's every scenario ever since URA. Aoi/Tazuna was great in URA.
>>584736669Happy birthday anon!
>>584736414That's so close, I'll have to blindly believe the calculator who says I can get 500 rolls during this next month
Just grabbing every random accel. What could possibly go wrong?
Ad Applause wins 4th race (3YO+ Jump Maiden) at Kyoto
>>584736759>two CMs>two club gibs>six weeks of TT gibs>thousands of anni gibs>half a spark in free pullsyou'll be fine
>>584734871
I keep memory holing how bad it is to make Sprint parents. Like my mind immediately represses the experience until the next Sprint CM.
>>584736758it's not my birthday i'm reposting this screenshot to bait responses about nice nature wanting her ass eaten or something
>>584736669Go eat her buns bro
>>584736949I had fun making sprint aces in Newnity
>>584736783Is NSM any good on this track? I thought it was bad for short races.
>>584736950That's what I get from not paying attention to filenames.Hot
>>584737039
>>584737039Shouldn't beEveryone will sling out across from each other because the final leg begins on a straight instead of everyone hugging the rail on a corner
>>584736950Don't sully the sanctity of birthdays like that anon
>>584736098she will save us for one scenario
>>584735159>umas sexDon't mind if I do
>>584737163It's my birthday on the 19th, I expect a warm happy birthday from you
>>584736921>fucked by an ugly bastard
>>584737230>>584736650what's the catch..
>>584737230Mating press
>>584737418Yeah, me
Zylpha Noga wins 4th race (2YO Debut) at Tokyo
>>584737392you better not be lying on the internet again
>>584736669happy birthday anon
>>584737614I don't think you're ugly...
>>584737467The catch is you need 6 Buhi MLB SSRs to compete instead of getting your cope 1LB Scenario card from 15000 carats and 100 free pulls
>>584737467the catch is that they expect you to play the game afterwards
>>584737653Don't make me take out my passport and ssc
>>584737392it's close enough. the birthday wishes stand
I am forever astonished at Bakushin's hotness.
>>584737860She's pretty much perfect
Danchou told me he's glad I'm going to keep farming fans during the Kita gibs right before I was gonna tell him I wanted to flatline
jiggie doko?
>>584737776I'll believe you
i just realized kitasan negro inherited bakushin's pits no wonder her pits are so hot
>>584737958https://jiggie.fun/qfXzX_https://jiggie.fun/qfXzX_
>>584738056i will never jiggie again unless it involves a lewd image
>>584737860Fuck bro she makes my heart throb so much I cant. I haven't felt this way in years about an anime girl
>my trainer got pink eye after I sat on his face
>>584738303Clean your ass Stinku
>>584738303Thats just nasty
if you're going to flatline please tell your danchou with enough time don't be afraid of talking with him
>>584738303wash your umanko you nasty greasy neigha
where is everyone?>inb4 out with friendsi doubt any of you schizo niggas have any friends don't lie to me
>>584737418She bears the bastard of the lecherous Lord Torena...
>>584738303wtf you get pink eye like monkey pox is this true?
>>584738443A lot of anons only pretend to be retarded losers but they have friends, girlfriends, and sometimes they are married.
>>584738402I don't like talking to my danchou... He gives off a rapey vibe...
>>584738443You're not CCed in the e-mails?
>>584738443contemplating suicide alone in my room
>>584738402My danchou is a she
>>584738609>there are anons in this very general that aren't NEET losersTerrifying thought.
>>584738704Kaite...
>>584738609He's not ready for the truth
>>584738443I am watching the races
>>584738443I'm playing Wonder Acute's career right now>friendswe're all friends here why else would we spend so much time together?
>>584738443my lube just came in so i'm getting ready for a big goon sesh
>>584738609What's it like to have a girlfriend? What's it like to be married?
>>584738981Either heaven or hellA gamble, just like Uma
>>584738930Anon please do not goon
>>584738443Friends aren't real
>>584739020I do love to gamble.
>>584738704bwo...
>>584739039Stop being a troon
>>584738981I mostly dated during college because I was all the time in autopilot and these things just happenAn ex girlfriend tried to kill herself with pills because I didn't call her for a week, stick to men never date women
>>584738786She's kinda cute when she's scared
>>584739246Foyim are scary...
>>584738443Im about to play CoD: infinite warfare. Maybe I'll try making an uma emblem
>>584739039i've been edging for a week gwo let me have this
>>584739315this but unironically
>>584739382Now that's a hot picture
If a skill doesn't appear in moomoolator, don't take it right?
>>584739347wtf are these retarded outfits
Rickey has convinced me to follow the way of the Dao
>>584739462GIVE IT A CHANCE
>>584738443i have to work tomorrowgotta sleep early
>>584738981It does not feel as good if you're an adult. Maybe marriage is where love dies.
>>584739525bwo look at the thing on the left and tell me it doesn't look retarded, wtf is it even supposed to be
>>584739382random nigger to the right
>>584739781don't go to l'arc
>>584739315Women are at their cutest when they're scared>aaah you scared me don't sneak on me!>aaah you terrified me don't tickle me during the jumpscares!>aaaah stop don't rape me helpClassic
love me some kingu
>>584739758I don't know... Future stuff... D-Do you wanna play? We could make uma emblems together and have fun in zombies...
>>584739918a selected few are saying this
>>584739827We need uma forms for all the L'arc winners that raped our precious umamusume
Seilalu Lemon wins 5th race (2YO Debut) at Niigata
I think I'm gonna kingu...
>>584739781
how do i stop the urge to sleep i want to see keiba
>>584739614Maybe the real happiness is within my delusions after all
>>584739962So close to being sexy but that fucking transparent layer yukata with 0 3d triggers my autism
>>584739954I'm not buying a COD game bwo... Last time I played COD was Warzone during Covid with my friends and I sucked
>>584740107Its okay.. I understand...
I feel so sorry for the team that keeps appearing as rank 2, the one that always gets replaced by the elite team.
>>584740089Wealthy? CokeMid class? CoffeePoor? Light exercise for half an hour
>>584740182I don't, the turf queens were too cocky during unity 1
>>584740079sex
>>584740103Delusions and shitty but straight fanfics sounds like way to go.
>>584740324>tfw too busy writing fanfic to find a job and I'm running out of moneyI need a way to monetize this
>>584737860>>584738203>t.Chiyo
>
>>584740440What kind of fanfic?
>>584740103I made peace with this long ago
>>584739614itd be cool to have someone hold my hand when i die
>>584740324She's not sexy
>>584740530I don't think I've been happy for a long time. I think I'm just waiting for my mom to pass away so I can swallow a bullet and escape this life.
>>584740089you don't want this faustian bargain go to sleep or switch your sleep schedule for the weekendsmaybe chug on energy drinks
>>584740623You're likely not getting that even if you're married bwo
Absolutely desperate for some umanko right now
Malkia wins 5th race (2YO Debut) at Kyoto
>>584740079incredibly hot
>>584740736would a hooker do it
uma for me if i look like this?
>>584740890they would
is it falco on saturdays or curren? i keep forgetting which one is gonna be giving blowjobs behind the school bleachers
im hornypost something sexy
>>584740997Neither. It's Haru
>>584740997Dumb Avian is the whore
>>584740558Romantic and angsty and painful and depressing but has a happy ending iykwim
chicken of average intelligence
>>584741046
>>584740894https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11769891
>>584741116Uma or different setting?
>>584741046No. Channel that horny into gains
gargantuan german gazongas
I'm choosing the bottom option on LH date event and now I have to fix my mood the old fashioned way
>>584740306white woman jumpscare
>>584740670Maybe this is more to your liking?
>>584741142ayo why tf am i black i mean im latino but still
>>584741264damn sometimes I wish germany was real
>>584740997kawaii curren is honest and pure about her sexiness while DUMB FALCON pretends to be an innocent prude when she's actually a massive whore in secret
>>584741285Japanese woman jumpscare
>>584741274i did NOT know dia's foot game was like that. FUCK kitasan im a diafag now
>>584741172Right now, UmaI'm seriously considering making it a novel and cut the uma-specific parts and make the fanfic leaner and the other parts a whole other thing because uuuuh I'm at like chapter 2 out of 6
>>584741424>FUCK kitasanIf you say so
>>584741436Share it with the class.
>>584741420Grass will never be nipponese
>>584741512why is taiki such a chud
So Robust wins 5th race (2YO Debut) at Tokyo
>>584741510I will once it's done trust wait a couple of weeks
>>584741467looks like Bright
>>584741350>furshit
>>584738443was picking lemons to sell later
>>584741512You may not like it but this is what peak Yamato Nadeshiko looks like
>>584741663teiobros...
>>584741652Kentucky upbringing
>>584741363>>>/r/eddit
>>584739781bogwoman in bogland home advantage
>>584741765I wonder why...
>>584741889but Grass is also from Kentucky
>>584741857???
10 reps of looking at my oshi smiling looking_at_viewer.
>>584741892>File not found.when did this board get memory holed
>>584741950she isn't? she's from Japan
>>584741838no one will say it in public but she will never be accepted as japanese
3rd or 4th time exploding today fuck it hurts
eat the burger RIGHT NOW
>>584741923>Ryan was so ugly and desperate, she raped a random mare from Maruzensky's family
>>584741950Grass is a stealth chud
>>584741996I wonder who's behind this post
Reading Rickey's story has made me respect Falco but grow to hate TarumaeI hope her hometown never becomes popular, fuck that BITCH
>>584742084>Tachyon's onahole
Woah
wokka
>>584742238feng shui isn't REAL
>>584741264>>584741082My paizuri slave
Meisho Kintai wins 6th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Niigata
>>584742238>>584742328>8
>>584742368True embodiment of the Japanese spirit
>>584742391Laurel owes me marriage (and sex)
>>584742328Your shitty hick town is trash, Tarumae, not even your fat titties can save it>>584742437What was revealed in her dream?
if grass is japanese then why does she have such a JUICY AMERICAN ASScheckmate atheists
>>584742538Fat titties can do anything.
>>584742510She's gay for Brian
I'm attracted to sexy teenagers
>>584734023no idea if you're still here but BROOO you have no idea how good it was. the buns alone are always dope, but tasting quality salami for the first time in years, sliced super thing as well. absolute heaven.
A good trainer uses the latest science to improve the performance of his trainee
>>584742538you sound upset, have you tried moving your cuck chair to the left to improve your luck? lmao
Grass should dye her hair black
>>584742617
>>584742627the haru at the end gets me every time
>>584742627WOAHURARA
>>584742627>Kentuckian
>>584742671Must marry, breed and move to Tomakomai
Even vlip can't ruin Tarumae for me
>>584742698yeah, like that! can't wait to eat more tomorrow... gonna go buy some more as well, as it's on sale which I didn't knew at first. god this shit is so good fuck.
It's okay to hate hags
tomakomai is just detroit, japan
i'm about to fuckian this kentuckian
>>584742538>8 again>What was revealed in her dream?Good furniture positioning and prosperity shall come to all 8's
i like hagstheir boobies sag
>>584743004>t.pajeet>>584743037Knew she fucks fat, ugly bastards
>>584742957I always knew Cafe was the reddit uma, not my Tachcute
>>584742687Grass 5 minutes before getting slapped by Taiki
>>584742437>>584743047RICKEY STOP GETTING SEVENS
>>584742995>tomakomai has cute horsegirl>detroit has bankruptcyYeah totally the same
>>584743037
>>584743232>no tits
>>584742238Rickey wouldn't like you hating her girlfriend
>>584742671Only cuck chair around here is the one that hoebag is using after Rickey makes her eat DIRTTomakomai? More like Tomacuckmai!>>584743047FENG SHUI GUIDE ME
Chuwa Arch wins 6th race (2YO Debut) at Kyoto
>>584743257>>584742437>>584743047AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>584743296rude
>uma_musume_-_pretty_derby>scat>42 images
I really like seeing sleepy Falco in Flash's card.
>>584743037I wish that were me...
>>584743338FENG SHUI IS REAL
>>584743282NOOOOOO PLEASE AVERT YOUR VIRGINAL EYES
>>584743375Why are you looking up scat?
>>584743332I need my Meisho clan
>>584742651I'm Rickey's trainer and honestly I just put her in that cause I thought it was hot.
>>584743259
>>584743324haha what a cute horse
>>584743318memy cute wife lunaour cute daughterand my adopted one teio
>luna
>troona
>>584743414>4FENG SHUI IS NOT REAL
>>584743076
why is Doto like this
>>584742238I love my Tomakomai umawife
If you marry Rickey or Tarumae you have to be willing to share your wife with the other one.
>>584743629opera house
>>584743614>drunk mare vs gentle stallion
>>584743606You ruined it...
You couldn't pay me to give a fuck about those filthy DIRTERSNow yankomanko on the other hand...
>>584743673can I replace Rickey with Acute
7 feng shui is not real4 feng shui is realanything else i explode
>>584743383eww not with you
>>584743682>raping her childhood friend
Feng shui may or may not exist thoughbeit perchance
>>584743843Childhood friends don't count
https://gofile.io/d/3E4bZcseI wanna play with uma boobs...
>>584743825Acute doesn't have a girlfriend she comes with
>>584743764>4Is it real or not idk anymore AIIIIEEEE
DOLPHIN PORN
>>584743836Bro exploded because he doubted the proven science that is feng shui
Feng shui is real, Rickey uses it to make me cum.
Nahato Nanaleon wins 6th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Tokyo
>>584743890>aislop >loli pornNeck yourself
>>5847438657 and feng shui and shiraoki don't exist
>>584743926yeah but at least she's a cute umamusume unlike Yuckey
a mare hasumanko hair
>>584743941
>>584743993Grass Ass spotted!
>>584743890>giving flatties titswhat's the point
where did it all go so wrong im a literal sex pest not to mention everything else im sad need to repent need to ughhh fuck why i didnt do anything even
>>584743950
>>584744032Rickey oneesan's such a heart breaker...
I like this song https://youtu.be/4Nj4EZryhsw?si=h-lzLV138BGZeHLW
>>584743890well i know what i'm jorking to tonight
ass wonder her ass is a wonder
>>584744032you can hear the exact moment his heart breaks
>>584743970>urara was 428 to 375jesus fuck talk about hungering down a hons
>>584743997rent free retard. you forgot to link /b/ this time
>>584743332oh look, a taiki grandbaby
>>584744003
>>584744149what's wrong now
>>584744202
>>584743890now this is a nice collection
it would be cool if some umamusumes kill me
Rickey has nice boobs
>>584743164
>>584744149Have you tried making an appointment with a feng shui practitioner?
>>584744278>Coal Shitty
>>584744149no idea of your context but you can stop any toxic behaviour like being a sexpert at any time and it'll be fine
Rickey's side profile looks ugly
>>584744149I want to pet Still
>>584744609now imagine if he said the opposite
Rickey is an uma
>>584744639wow this very youthful teenage girl is very attractive
>>584744726She's a yokai I tell you, she's fooling everyone.
>>584744765as young as Yukari Yakumo maybe
Rickey raped me during the sweltering summer of '92
Wolf wins 7th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Niigata
>>584744435too much>>584744548I guess...
Cope Brickey more like it heheh
heh
>>584744828>>584744838>8Not looking good for Rickey
my young and fashionable girlfriend maruzensky
>>584744970what's 8 mean
Rickey's feng shui chocolate worked and stole my heart so that proves feng shui is real. it doesn't matter that I was in love with her before getting the chocolate
>>584744980how are you posting from 1976
>>584744883No
>>584744883So Creek's been serving customers dressed in a naked apron all night...?
>>584744883remove the cringe dialogue and jojo reference, then you got a potentially fine image
>>584745020In Feng Shui the number 8 is a very fortunate number, like how we view lucky number 7. So 8 posts are absolute truth
>>584745051time traveling uma when?
>>584745201So 7 is shiraoki, 8 is feng shui, and 4 is evil then?
>>584740079>my trainer cock got leaked on umachan
>>584745215>Gentildonna's sex slave
>>5847452508 is the chinese number for good luck it is not directly related to feng shui
>>584745250Correct. /uma/ is great for learning
>>584745215Verxina is cutest
vivlos > cheval > gentildonna > verxina
>>584745296Praise shiraoki
verxina will never get married
>>584745417https://e-hentai.org/g/3291876/4d116fc15c/
Zenkai Nadal wins 7th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Kyoto
>>584745296Taiki looks so happy all the time she's so cute>>584745428cute orenji
fuku? more like fukin annoying
The voice of the earth is telling me to post right now and this will be an 8!
>>584744278>city throws shitfit and just yells at her trainer in game>fanart city has her rape her trainerDid I miss a page? It's funny that it's consistent despite being done by different artists
>>584745608>8lmao
>>584745616Next time for sure!
>>584745608furniture moving hands typed this post
stop playing with numbers
I'd fuck Rickey on every piece of furniture in my room and office
>>584745616>>584745715Retards
>>584745608Die
All this Rickey posting is making me HAPPY
>>584744830a horse named wolf...
>>584745902The beast
5 and everyone stops 4/7/8posting
Any number is fine actually
>>584745798>8>>584745807>7
>>584745616>>584745715
6 and then 7
mambo on 500th rank
>>584745608
do umas have superpowers where they can access the horse dimension?
>>584746001Marvey can
>>584745428Soulless>>584746001Only Stego
>>584734203>take the Monie reward from Daily Races, you will be short on Monies more than SP>do NOT use Statues to buy 1* or 2* uma Bits, you will fill those naturally as you pull on banners, or buy from daily sales with monies>same with Daily Legend Race; only run daily legends for 3* uma bits that are harder to get otherwise>do NOT upgrade uma potentials just because you can, you can quickly burn all your resources for no gain. Pick and focus on umas you use>same with support cards; level up the cards you actually use, SSRs first>DO buy all bits and clocks from daily sales, ignore everything else
I'll just settle for these because I'll need to grind hard building Rob Roy for CM21.
>>584742995no it's Sandgem Town
>>584746001some doNeoUni, Stego
>>584746001
>>584746106So she's actually evil? Maybe we should ban feng shui
>>584745798The only time I play with numbers is when I round up 2÷3 as a whole number.
Thinking
>>584746001Yeah it's sort of like entering the Labyrinth with Cenobites in Hellraiser
>>584745595looks like a lot of nadal babies winning
>>584746228About what?
>>584746228don't do that
Taisei Real wins 7th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Tokyo
heavy...
why the fuck would you say that
>>584746228thingken of fast
>>584745597
>>584746339ThisEverybody knows that the only relationship type between an Uma and a trainer is of the romantic kind
>>584746339>most umas are just living onaholes for japanese salarymen
>>584746345OW MY FUCKING ARM IS BROKEN
>>584746214No, she's just so cute she can't help but steal hearts
>>584745595I love seeing these because I find names I recognize from the game, cool fucking games, or just>roberto>>584746254>usa horse distant family of maruzensky and grassB-based...
>>584746319NTR LOVE
>>584746429I have no romantic attraction to my trainee. I just have number go up autism
>>584746429>romantic
>>584746518In the future someone's gonna find this and create a cosmological explanation as to how these 4 objects tell the beginning of the world and the end times
>>584746579D-Dia!?
This is the run
Happy friday dacchis, I'm hoping to host another surprise comfy hours 9th /uma/ hunger games: The Silly Stakes!But of course, only if people are interested.If you're interested in registering your oshis or waifus for the hunger games, here's the entry rules.1. Reply with a pic of your waifu (no overly nsfw please) and optionally provide a name2. Uma must be in global as playable or support card or i'll ignore it (OK if they're going to be released within 1 month)3. Only one uma per entry - e.g., no two characters in one entry, or already registered
>>584746579wtf is dia's problem
>>584746579why does he have 3 legs
>>584745616clearly you were not properly positioned toward the auspicious cardinal direction whilst on a dragon vein
>>584746481You say that but if you look into Roberto he is one of those Sire of Sires typesBrian's time and Kris S are his sons, so there are like 10 umas that are his direct descendants
>>584746518I thought those were framed uma poops at first
>>584746541This trope is so stupidbut also alts that change an umas hairstyle are my favourite
>>584746471The first love hunter...
>>584746053nooooo! haha, don't smother me in your tits, oh gosh! I can't imagine a worst fate, even if it's the only way to accomplish your mission!
>>584746683First-rate caboose
>>584746683it's Tamamover
>>584746683Supreme Racist
Rickey isn't some deviant, she just wants to make everyone HAPPY
>>584746631>>584746692>>584746703She wants the dick that badly
Land Primero wins 8th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Niigata
>>584746730Never judge a horse by it's name I guess
>>584746898!!
>>584746898A true idol of happiness would never date
>>584746683cutefe
>>584747002keep telling yourself that falco
any tips for mile dirt? might go triple front but that leads to potential cucking if someone still decides to bring suzu with dirt b or something. should be able to overtake in time tho maaaaaaybe
uma for this feel
>>584747002They can as long as they know how to hide it
>>584746683Narita Topdog
>>584747002She's a young woman in love with her torena. Let her be.
rickey loverickey marriage
>>584746730the power of Hail To Reason's blood
>>584746683Succubus
>>584747125You are not overtaking a Suzuka with Mile Maven
>>584747154>>584746989>>584746898
>>584747104
>>584747213I'm just going to say it, umas are basically modern women
>>584747260don't reply if you don't know what you're talking about
Dumb useless whore failed a triple speed training at the very end
>>584747353That's just Gold Shitte
>>584746683funny orenji
>>584747270ss lets go
>>584747270Sweaty uma oneesans rewiring the brains of young boys...
>>584747393I kinda wanna start jp for her highkey but can't be assed with a vpn
>>584746345
>>584747404No
do I need great success here? I kinda don't want to spend my tokens for shitty event chain songs. How many stats am I losing for going mild hype on the last live?
>>584747484Human women will be phased out
Verxina...you're too pure...
London Guards wins Momiji Stakes (OPEN) at Kyoto
>>584747556you miss out on skill points, but it's okay if you don't want the scenario gold which isn't that good
>>584746683no snacking wife
>>584747603KWAB
>>584747635Do you know how much skill points I'm missing? There's also a chance that I have to take the scenario gold but I can't check my hint levels right now, I'm still on the final live UI
>>584746683Spechan
>>584747270>>584747484
>>584747508Okay
>>584747603Ugly black horse
>>584747603Shina...my god
>>584747818asshole
>>584746683Fishing wife
>>584746730I can't see the name roberto without hearing that big armored guy from sekiro yelling it
>>584747508You don't need a VPN for JP
>>584747929Just swap the man with an uma
>>584746683CurrenIf somebody else thinks of a funny name use that. I suck at names
>>584747949I do not like this creature
>>584746898True
>>584747603
Pulling out of Copano Rickey is not feng shui and ruins your qi
>>584747949i like this creature
>>584748037
>>584747949onaholes
>>584747949I like this creature
>>584747868What I am supposed to reply? Call you a coward bitch because you want her but you don't want to commit?
>>584729294absolute legend of anon, thank you.
>>584746683Punch Princess
>>584748093imagine the smell of that thing all damp
>>584748019This image makes me uneasy...
>>584747603No idea why she told me to go stretch at a place full of half buried used condoms but at least we were able to stretch without them being a nuisance.
>>584748149Not him but I'm patiently waiting for her to come to global
>>584747949>>584748093No fusu
>>584747818Is the new mambo card good for lates?
>>584746683Class rep
>>584748076isn't Rickey's trainer a shota?what the fuck?
End King Halo is absolutely busted for the next CM>Sub 600 guts>No acceleration other than Straightaway Spurt and Nishino Flower inherit She just needs hit daring strike and spurt and she’ll catch up due to sheer speed
Spin the Blood wins 8th race (3YO+ 2 Win ALW) at TokyoHis Dam, Manhattan Celeb, is a full sister to Manhattan Cafe
>>584748216Very good, must pull. But with the new scenario coming soon it will hurt to roll for Mambo SPD unless if you've saved up a lot
>>584748149>jptard posting in the global thread vs the whore of /uma/two_retards_fighting.jpg
>>584748191>condomsLMAO
>>584748191That image is Verxina being clueless while the trainer was expecting sex
>>584746683The Soup
>>584747662Aura farming brownie will win this time...
>>584746683The Kentucky Ronin
>>584746683>>584748006Curretesan
verxina will never have sex
>>584748275Much love to the Manhattans!
>>584748334I beleeb!
>>584748365I had sex with her though
>>584746683Tranny Uma
>>584748407You didn't even break her hymen that doesn't count
>>584746730ROBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Am I really going to masturbate to Copano Rickey tonight?
>>584748428Good morning saar! Still assblassted by Pearl it seems.
>>584748428name her roberto
>>5847480067 and shes the first to go
>>584746683Someone put a naked tama
>>5847485128 and you do7 and you fap to fuku4 and you fap to hokkoAny other number and you go to sleep without touching yourself
>>584747952on god?
>>584748524>he simps for woke umas
just noticed i have an sr crystal alreadyi pretty much have the essentials maxed out, so are there any future SRs that work great for lates?
The Everest in 10 minutesLooks like the usual chink stream will be showing it
>>584746683"No hugs?"
>>584748630I will sex the Pearl
>>584748656>Ninja
>>584748656wait that dude Ka Ying is still racing?
>>584746683sexo claus
>>584746683Tamamo Nude? White Lightning Streaker? I dunno. Pick one for me or take someone else's suggestion for a name.
Hurry the FUCK up, nerds.
>>584748762Isnt he a gelding? They'll race him until he's an old grandpa
>>584748698>uma with bad body conditions Get better taste.
>>584748806naked Tama
>>584748806'Naked Tama'
Saimon Chariot wins Iwafune Tokubetsu at Niigata>>584748762Why would he not? He is HK based so he lost his balls a long time ago
I'm cooking something disgusting.If I highroll hard enough, it ALMOST works. But there are some moving pieces that I've been shuffling around. I really hate using 1LB Fine Motion and I don't think the agemasen for speed saar is worth it, but I'm trying it a little anyway. It's either her or Marvie and she's been burning me a lot lately. The second consideration is if I should drop Oguri for SR King. The first El I made with solo Tachyon as a borrow I got fast learner and landed in the mid 1400s for speed which is pretty damn good for what I normally do and definitely pretty good for one single speed card. I don't want to totally give up on guts though, because guts is funny on long straights like this.Aside from "switch to cookie cutter meta", what do?
>>584748559>>584748806>>584748852Tamamo registered here >>584746860 if you want to fight over it. I do like naked tama better
>>584748801nvmv this because >>584747230 exists already
Tomorrow, that's right, tomorrow I arrive at Kasamatsu
>>584748849I hope you'll lose to a lot of Pearl's next cm.
>>584748897I posted the first Tama, pls include naked tama instead
>>584748897I'll fight him, square up fag
>>584746683lucky pedo
>>584746683tuff
i forgot about my Dailies
>>584748975
>>584748975oh no, I've been defeated in a naked tama wrestling match...
>>584748992should be PedoBear
>>584748816I did my part
pick a laisu
>>584749212that one that doesnt look evil
>>584749212Can I kill them all?
we don't receive rewards until the event is over so why the hurry
>>584746683Can I suggest Rob Roy again?"Cow bikini"
>>584749212>villainnyo
>>584746683Make A New Teio
SWEEEEEEEEEEET CAROLINE
>>584746683i am once again asking for chopped gun
>>584749119stop posting this naked tama
>>584749316https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12395593
>>584749265to have security in knowing the rewards are guaranteed
>>584749316plap plap plap
>>584749316reminder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQnD4rt8Vog
Jeanne de Reve wins 9th race (3YO+ 2 Win ALW) at Kyoto
>>584746683Magical Girl Air Groove!
Post space
>>584748992Odds and I wank to RickeyEvens and I wank to Shina
the whole dirter gang is here
>>584749486yamabuki's destined wife
>>584749212Middle looks like she cleans floors. I'll take her.
mambros.. our club rank...
>>584749524and Rickey
>>584746683The Hag
>>584749548a cute
>>584747125Triple front will probably be the strongest for the mile dirt CM, yeahYour only competition will be DigiGOAT and maybe Festival Inari if Spurt works on that track
>>584746683troona poonah (forma de tanuki)
We are 2/3rd filled, 13 more slots to go!I have reserved one spot for Visit Tomakomai from last hunger games registration, and we also have a special guest this time... Jordan's Burger!Keep the registrations going, feel free to register more than once till we're filled.
>>584749524Falshit not invited
KYR LOST2ND PLACE FOR HIM
>>584746683DAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNCCCCCCHHHHHOOOOOUUUUUUUUU
>>584749271If this fat bitch wins again imma crash out on /uma/. I put that on shiraoki
>>584749685It's Tokyo so yeah spurt should work, alongside the usual 500m final straight
>>584749519RICKEY! LUCKY! HAPPY!
>>584747125copacopa + 2 debuffers = free platplay her front or pace she wins anyway
Ka Ying Rising has been defeated!Tempted wins The Everest G1 race in Australia
>>584749703this might be a better pic
>>584749816TIME TO PACK UP GRANDPA
>>584749816what the heck!?
>>584746683
it's done
>>584749703>>584749848Name is a bit too long
>>584749340but it's so much FUN, anon!
>>584749732>>584749816
>>584746683bighead
Hmm I think I will settle with this for now. So damn close to Lg tho fucking unluckyHave to work on Ai-chan next
>>584749725Hishi White
>>584749927just put troona or poona lol i wasnt really expecting last part to be put in
>>584749971>/jp/ version Go back
>>584749725space urara
>>584749971How much SP? FL I'm assuming?
>>584749725Umamusume DARK
>>584749816>
Capital Stone wins Ivy Stakes at Tokyo
>>584749524>Falkek not involved>Goal reached in a bit more than a day
>>584749725>adanchou...
I love Rickey so much
>>584749725Finemoaner
>>584750071>Go backTechnically telling jpfags to go back means they're returning to /uma/..
>>584749816There goes my money
>>584749725What is that burger capable of....
>>584750159they need to turn 360° and walk away then
>>584750148>anal sex
Four more slots to fill
KYR 20-win streak has been broken, he hasn't lost since 2024
>>584749725rapeDEITY
>>584749725Big Titty Digitan
>>584750306Ding dong the witch is dead.
>>584749725>>584750293fat fucking titties
>>584750306what a fucking beast
>>584749725Sexy teenager
>>584750293>silly stakes>no sillirius
>>584749971PIGGER
>>584750436Registered here >>584749654
>>584750293Isn't Uma Dark Grass?
>>584749725Pitslave
>>584749725Ulala Gambalimass
>>584750293suspiciously familiar looking bird
>>584750574#notmyteio
>>584750306>>584750412was gonna say they'll be lining up the mares for him with a record like that but it turns out he's a chinese eunuch
>>584749725Wetback
>>584750658>western artist
>>584750293you have two grass
Copano Rickey literally hasn't been showing up in my lobby so I can't unlock her lobby lines. I don't have her. How do I make her show up to unlock her lobby lines?
>>584749725SilentSuicide
>>584750721rearrange your room furniture?
>>584750574What the hell
>>584749816His acceleration look slower than usual, I hope it doesn't end up like Romantic Warrior where he took months rest after he lost to Soul Rush because I want to see him race against Puro Magic in HK Sprint
>>584750613>>584750865
>>584749725Hag Sex
All spots are filled for the 9th /uma/ Hunger Games! Lucky last spot to silly sirius herself! THE G1 - SILLY STAKES will start in the new breaed!But in the mean time I thought for fun this time around, I thought we'd poll to see which contestants kind of like betting on a horse! Vote here if you want, just for fun.https://poal.me/18g762https://poal.me/18g762https://poal.me/18g762
>>584750957>bestiality
Carry Grace wins Myoko Tokubetsu at Niigata
>>584749725umadol?
>>584750943
>>584749212
>>584750935The ground was soft, so I am guessing that slowed him downTempted was 4 for 4 on soft so it helped her
mambo?
>>584751094umass?
>>584751094>slop
>>584750972LET'S GO PITSLAVE
you have to be mentally retarded to like rice shower
Where is my SSR ticket? Do they give it later? That's retrarded
>>584751332those terms are acceptable
>>584751346yeah you'll have your wit shakur in few days, sowwy anon :3
>>584751332bobo likes showa
>>584749661out of this world!
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>584750972No snacking chocolate wife FTW
>>584751346when the event ends bwo
>>584751346did you ever learn how to read
>>584751346>collect your rewards when the event ends on the 19thREAD NIGGER READ
>>584751408the showa era was rad
>>584751474picture books, just like rice shower
Hello my medium S???>>5847500799.7k SP but no smart witted, could have pushed for Lg1 if I had it>>584750464J-Pigger for you
Cervara wins Kiyotaki Tokubetsu at Kyoto
>>584751515sure was!
>>584751515we're still in the showa era maru-imoto
>>584751562but I saw Rice carrying a book with a red, black and white cover earlier
>>584751683+4s are cancer. They should be removed from the game entirely
>>584751424RICKEY!
>>584751661
>>584751731kumeta-san, please
pace chaser pink is not that bad for a pace chaser right? the whites are good too would you use this for cm21
>>584751736she's reading books without pictures but that's because she's a little more advanced than some of our anons here
>>584751383Rice posters are intelligent
>OOC Epipipipipipi artbarf
>>584751861whats 9 + 10?
Cummed for Rickey...
>>584751838I'd use this yeah, even as a GP for general use if it had Slipstream/Ramp Up/Playtime's Over
>>584751838for sprint or tt yeah i wouldnt mind
>>584751861they are, but if retards want to slander patricians who understand why Rice Shower is great as being stupid, I'll gladly take that epithet. Rice is worth it.
>>584751914Huh?
>>584752015
>>584752015>intertwined tailscute
laisu is cute
The ticket is terrible anyways it doesn't include most of the new relevant cards
>>584752185fact check: true
>>584752046My wife
>>584752243curren is not that big
I have no proof but Curren probably forcibly jerks off her trainer if not straight up rape
curren is a WHORE
>>584752243Stuffing your bra won't get you more fans
>>584752243much better than avian whore
Rhino wins Isezaki Stakes at Tokyo
>>584752185This is true!
>>584752325Everyone is saying this
image slots
Machitan Mambo
>>584752532>>584752532
last one for roreru
>>584752375first a horse named wolf, now a horse named rhino...
