>Latest patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png >Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightreign Boss Arena Modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg >The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer Passworderg>Anti-threadshitter filter listhttps://clipb.in/hga6AdYTouch bloodstain: >>584551040
>>584782756niggerslave
>>584782756aryanmaster
>>584782756Cute image of trishtina with deviltina and abrukatina
>>584782756>50 posts earlyDumb fuck>>584551042
>>584782756Me with my two husbands who are now cats
>>584783154previous thread reached bump limit retard dont play dumb
>>584783341>being this fucking petty and raped over the other threadAs expected of a filternigger
>>584783182Fruits Basket
>>584783625not that particular rapist of yours just pointing out the factsalso>coming in from the other thread to complain about this thread i'd argue you're the raped one here fag
>filtered cuckjeet already seething 10 minutes into the threadcertified kino
>>584783875The fact is there's another thread up before bump limit, retard. Not fooling anyone as usual.
^^ raped and gaped schizomaggot cuck announcing xher's grievances this early
>>584783909i'm sick of this movie
>>584783759I hate slice of life
>>584782756filtermaggot found a new form of maggotry i see
kek thread
I have maggot fatigue.
2 days of thread splitting only for /erg/ to be more unified than ever. Good job discordians.
I MISS CREASY
>>584785017I still find it ridiculous 70 of you fuckers joined that discord. No wonder this place has gone to shit. They don't even know who the server owner is for fuck's sake
>>584784346Sorry there isn't enough aura farm hype moments for you to clap at and rewatch on youtube
>>584785017>>584785247what the fuck are you babbling about
>>584785592Making fun of the 3 guys in the discord.
>>584785592There is an actual erg discord server made about a year ago to filter out "tourists" and because the threads were filled with "drama and bbc spam". Around 70 people joined. Later it was revealed alot of the shitposting and reasons why the discord was made came from there. They were poisoning the well.
>>584785247based erg tgirls not joining the discordno trishno elfno shiftyno cupcakeno temmieno cc
>>584786775idiot, the first one you mentioned was such a shameless attentionwhore spammer there that he got banned from that discord
>>584785247the server owner is just a useless little manlet stalker with delusions of grandeur and a broken heart don't mind him
>>584786932basedthe rest still stand they never joined
>>584782756who would be a calico?
>>584787145wrong but someone else can prove that to you
>>584786775no mellowtina and sludgetina either>>584785067said no one ever
terry kip
>>584785017>my rapists are dah cooooordkek
>>584786775>>584787145>trashyes he did>the restall trannies and failed males thoughbeit
trishtina the saviour of /erg/
we are the cordjeets hear us shout
>>584788615peniskisser faggot
>>584788696whoa nelly
>>584788010based based>>584788559>erg tgirls>UM ACTUALLY THEYRE TRANNIES very cool anon thanks for letting us know you cant read
>>584788408you have a rapist? Weird.
>>584789039I have a rapist too he's called devil knight
doe da cord is devil approved
>>584788010>>584789015Yes it need reinforced that they all mentally ill failed men and you're a chaser cuck.
>>584789121we know **** we know
>>584788686Shut it
>>584789190i think youre just retarded and didnt read sorry you got caught better luck threadshitting next time
>>584789190evan toe tgirls are ergie culcha
>>584789190i think you're mindbroken by trannies
>>584789826Trains is hard life.
filterjeet might have a point
>>584789190you need reinforced sir
you guys should all stop being gay, make that choice today watch your life improve
how about we queue for the videogame guys im 1/3
woman queued
>>584790223ueuin
>>584790223what if I play disastrously
>>584790145can it husbandjeet
D0 random q'd
>>584790559what? you want me to spam the thread? I mean it could be funny but right now I think I’d rather play a match y'know? my husband is going to want to play more on the wow beta after this tournament we're watching is over so this is my only chance for nightreigning until late at night and I wanna
>>584790379i'll carry you bb
>>584790836careful with that wish eugene
>>584790715Stop flirting with anons
>>584790715>>584790979Yeah what's up with that? Aren't you married? Why are you flirting with anons and being jealous of trannies so much? It's weird.
>>584791120carpet-bombed that harlot
>>584790979that's not what flirting is, you maladaptive lobotomite
namedroppers disgust me
>>584791298they are the ones name dropping me and projecting parasocialities upon me I am just another anon talking about my anon life
>>584791456it's your fault though that you keep instigating and threadshitting and then also talking about your life, you put a target on yourself for no reason by making sure we can always identify you, this is an anonymous board, you're supposed to be anon but you get called out every 2 seconds
>>584791456What does your anon life have to do with elden ring though
Prepare to have fun™
>>584786775cc and shifty aren't trannies, temmie is unknown but is friends with trish
>>584791567so? that is their own choice of actions in response to mine, I don't care that they have no self control about me because I can still post for my entertainment here
>>584791226OK
I wish temmie would sing us another song
I wish temmie showed us her gock and estrogenized boobs
>>584791683I am the elden ring so my life is inextricably connected to it
>>584791861>so what if I empty my bowels all over the thread at every opportunity that sounds like a you problem I'm having fun might be time to examine your own self control
>>584791456Hello mommy can you make us a vocaroo ASMR mukbang pretty please
>make a haloslop build so I can be special do the most damage for validation>every round has the halo scythe in the moichant:(
>>584792048>>584791906>>584791567Didn’t ask and not relevant
>>584792357Noticing you left out the diarrheahusbandschizo off topic posts, you're too obvious
3 bar on that heolstorr
I want a cute erg tgirl gf
>>584792119but it's not a lack of self control anon, it's just funny and no different than playing a nightreign for me>>584792435honestly I had been wondering why Im left out of that stuff jeez maybe I upset him that much that he cannot mentally afford to acknowledge me or it would make him cry a little
>>584792686its a lack of self control because you know youre emptying your bowels all over the thread and still do it because you think its funnyyoure just another threadshitter
Kinda sad that the only way a bow build is viable is with cheating in all arrow types to the max. The only hard part is the arrow and craft limit.
>>584792435I thought I included a post of xhers in there you’re right let me tag the parasite >>584791861 >>584790715 >>584792686 there we go
>>584793157>kinda sad that I cheatI know right?
>>584793157if a vtuber can beat it bow only than you shouldn't be whining about neeeeeding cheats like a redcel
>>584793282>>584793247wasting time farming arrows is not a definition of skill.
>>584793345I'm agreeing with you idiot.
>>584793345just buy normal arrows?not beating the redcel accusations when you can't have infinite rot arrows from level 1
>>584793291lovely terrpoop post
i love when i see a red player body at the first camp and i can start the game with a free hoarfrost stomp
>>584793240>>584792435Schizo
>>584793345yes it is? chud?
>>584792883yeah so? + it is actually so funny
>>584793157that's not true you can buy so many types of arrows from merchants all over and the crafting system isn't that bad and cooping makes it easy to collect materials
>>584795186Finding the designated spots meant for getting crafting materials is also fun. There is a grace for pretty much every crafting item. Learning about the game world is so fun. I remember going to weeping peninsula and genociding sheep for thin bones before getting the bell bearings.
i forgot where i would farm the fowl feetdemi human cave beach was good
>>584787572>>584787776>you can't add more loot in a roguelikeNot what I fucking said retard. I said don't fuck with the RNG. Every new item you add necessarily makes EVERY other item more rare. >none of the dlc weapons and spells are bad enough to break the gameIt's not about the weapon powerlevels. It's about how half-assed they ALL are. The DLC weapons are just a handful of shitty 2-3 weapon unique categories. This would mean we need new Relic effects to help you find them with dormants. It would also mean many of them don't have a white/blue/purple/gold for their weapon category. It wouldn't work unless they cooked up a bunch of new weapons to flesh out those categories. LGS for example cannot possibly fucking work with just two weapons [esp since obviously one would be legendary]
>>584785247You have just as much an idea of who I am on discord and on here, all you get on discord is an extra username>>584786764Baseless headcanon
>>584796018Dragon communion isle in limgrave is the best spot. Equip bow and hope on Torrent, run behind the church and plink all the pengwhens going down the coastline to where the smithing stone would have been ending at the turtle. You get free erdleaves and herba too.
>>584796127Then why does it work just fine in mmv? Ask anyone playing the game right now if they're willing to make their weapons slightly rarer in exchange for getting dlc + dark souls weapons and they will say hell yes
>>584796127> LGS for example cannot possibly fucking work with just two weaponsYou dont know what your talking about retard, we've got a relic line for dormant ballista's of which there are fucking 2, there are 3 light greatswords in the dlc (4 with tarnished edition)
>>584796617MMV is unbalanced dogshit for faggots so... I'm not sure why you'd bring that amateurish trash up. >>584796654Except Ballistae have a low tier option. LGS is just Milady and Rellana.And I'm not saying we CANT add new dorment effects. I'm saying that fucks up balance and relic RNG too because again: anything you add makes literally everything else rarer. It's why they still let us buy pre-patch relics, because the DLC fucked up the relic pool with shittons of new effects you might not want.
>>584796343oh true...love the horse archer action
>>584797087>LGS is just Milady and Rellana.Incorrect, its Milday, Rellana's and leda's swordMilday would be blue, Leda's purple and Rellana's legendary
>>584797567>lets make a dexslop version of reapersI'm glad the sote weapons aren't in NR. Do you know how many faggots would try to force dryleaf for the memes in NR and ruin runs?
>>584796412>homo delusions
>>584795389I still like wandering siofra with taunters tongue on while gathering mushrooms for soap
>>584798008I do that by Philia's grace and kill jellyfish for trina's lillies since they come in handy in late game co-op.
>>584798172jellies really drop trina lillies? still not worth it
>>584797842> force dryleaf for the memesI'd take that over guardians any day of the week, although we'd probably just end up getting dryleaf guardians...
>>584793782status arrows is very important for bosses
>>584797567>Halosloppa but differentYou see the issue? Having a category where the purple is just one weapon type and that weapon is strong as fuck? This would be BETTER than Halo because you aren't pulling Angels occasionally.
I didn't even realize there was a third thread, I wonder if there'll be a 4th one soon. Does /erg/ still plays nightreign?
>>584798284Only the ones by that church. 8% normal rate without any arcane pumping.
>>584797843Study Miyazaki's genius
>>584798484Of course, lots to see and do still.
>>584798513huh nice 8% is not bad at all and the grace is right there, what a gift bestowed
>>584798808Every exceedingly rare craftable that speedrunners think is limited is actually grindable with a grace 10 ft away I think.
>>584797842>>584798370>dex haloslopAnd? I'm only refuting the argument that we can't have SOTE weapons due to low weapon varietyIts not like they'd have to add every weapon type either
>>584798947all midwits are allergic to farming
>use cheat engine to get 999 of every arrow>ignore fags on here who say that farming is part of the gameIt's wasnt fun back in Demon Souls when you had to farm those shitty spider shards to upgrade the bow to S rank. Not doing that shit again here. Not to mention with how insane bosses tend to be, you waste all those arrows (some bosses require more than 99 to kill) and don't even get them back. Fuck that.
>>584799186Alright. Tell me how what's the point of farming when you drain arrows easily to bosses. What so now I have to go back and start farming again for another two hours per boss fight? Fuck you.
>ER bosses>insane
>>584798484DS3, AC6, and BB all with screenshots showing them off. I'm discounting the threads using the box images to be fair. And that is just in the catalog rn, they have been doing this for 2 months now.
>>584799163>I'm only refuting the argument that we can't have SOTE weapons due to low weapon varietyBut that low weapon variety directly leads to bad designs like Haloslopper builds. You're making the game less consistent, making it harder to get at good items you want while ALSO adding low tier sloppinator builds like Ledaslopper [cancerous and cringe in a team context too. don't the needles fix status effects and debuffs?]>Its not like they'd have to add every weapon type eitherIf they don't add EVERYTHING people will cunt and moan about "THRUST SHIELD UPDATE WHEN?!?!?!?!" the same as SotE weaponposting.
>>584799507I see randoms CR2ing the nightlord with GOG all the time no one actually thinks smart in this game.
CR2ing
muh GOG
>>584799959proc'd the triggered poster.
>>584799304obviously it's meant to be your chance for a contemplative, but constructive pause of reflection and thought for the sake of pacing your hero's journey thematically cinematiclike
>>584800179>obviously it's meant to increase your playtime on Steam
>>584800303missing the point + your overall loss, midwit
>>584800476I know the point. It's a shitty one.
>>584800179Cooked that fluoridated golem
>>584799186Even though Reddit hates cheating in items.
>>584799795Sure but I'm just saying objectively the SotE update would create Ledasloppers and fuck over all the debuffs and status effects people use. It'll be like Wylder ruining your frostbite but for everything you ever do. And the needles are easier to use because they teleport, so you'll find it even easier to handle and will effectively be impossible to miss with in most cases. Even Halso can whiff. Leda might not really. I'm not gonna hang my whole thing on it but realizing how bad Ledaslop would be and knowing we'd get shit like Dryleaf memers as suggested by >>584797842 >>584798291... I'm gonna bring this up in the future as to why I think it would be bad. Dryleaf Bird sounds like a special hell.
>>584799507Why are you assuming that leda's sword would be as strong as the halo scythe? It's skill has shorter range, worse tracking and a longer cast time
>>584800641I agree with you in a non-meme sense. I'm aslo the anon that brought up the dryleaf stuff. The game is fine as is. DLC weapons are meant for gigalategame 150+ builds they aren't fucking balanced at all for what NR is.The peak irony is if they do add them they'd all be quality slop that would be terrible in NR because the characters outside wylder aren't quality builds.Imagine someone using maddening hand with its 4 statslop doing 20 damage a slap.
>>584800823>Spammable Holy Damage Ash of War>Balancer is still the meta>Holy is still the best damage type outside of a couple edge casesShorter range is valid but it's better in a lot of ways. The teleporting factor totally changes how good the tracking actually is [esp on bigass hitboxes like bosses]>>584800962>Imagine someone using maddening hand with its 4 statslop doing 20 damage a slap.kek
>>584800823You are thinking too narrowly. It would be haloslop because it would be an amazing weapon in a 4 weapon category (assuming you add idus sword too) while actually being good to r1 as well. Halo is entirely carried by the skill, Leda's sword would have an OP skill AND be good as a weapon to swing at anything.
>>584799507Needle piercer is a single slash skill that does mid damage and takes 2 seconds to cast every time, miquellas ring of light is a much higher damaging much longer range projectile that can be indefinitely chain casted. Dunno how you would think a lightning slash upgrade would ever be as good as haloslopping
Wyldcuck
>>584796159>baseless headcanonYou're making it too obvious cicerotroon.
shit wylder
>>584798484What third thread? I’m only seeing 2
>>584801154Ledas sword is mid you would know this if you played mmv instead of fingering your asshole on 4chan pretending to know about it
What's with the summon exejeet cope
>>584801351They are talking about the threads on /v/ with birds in the op image to try and get DOS attention.
>ESLder meltykino
Strange
>>584801379I don't think you understand what anons are talking about. You are too clouded by me wanty to think rationally on the situation. Instead of dlc weapons that aren't balanced for NR at all they should have added marquee weapons from souls that already fit in the existing categories, they already have some bosses from souls so it would actually fit better.
>>584801351>he only see's two threadsopen your eyes anon, there are currently 6 threads
>>584801680Who is losing out from backhand blades being added to the pool?
>>584801417He knows. It was already mentioned what threads. He is trying to get DOS' attention here now.
>>584801248Step 1 of shitting up a general: Post your entire plan into it so everyone can screenshot it
>>584801870terr
I am the 7th thread
>>584798484nope we all moved on to wow forever
>>584802049There are now 9 active threads
I played nightie last night i was the gawdlike wylderr
>>584802072Im watching the tournament with my husband but I wish I were nightring
>>584801870You apparently LOL
can it husbandjeet
>>584802072 (me) and by we i mean the permaraped by jizzard crowd
1/3
>>584787563>>584788661
>>584801892Pointing this out got all of them going crazy lol.
>>584802162Thats all of them thoughbeit
Leda's sword /erg/s nightmare made real
>sudden umprompted execuck trauma dumpKino indeed.
^ Raped traumatised fetid jeet
^describing himself
>>584802162Good to hear :)
>>584803070Ripped that brown cucks head off, well done.
>>584802506get a game?
>raped self-soothing We are kek'ing
70 minute walks were taken
>>584802965why did you block him
retarded foid posting in the old thread
>>584803867Im so proud of you if unironic and I hope it cleared your mind in a good way
genius foid responsibly recycling
>>584803889who
Terr x cupcake
plucky terr
terrbvll
>>584802110don't say things like that
>>584796127>ignoring the part that says they can change the rng to weapon class rather than just throwing all weapons in the same pool outside of dormantsso you would have a 30% chance of dormant class, then a 1/27 chance of another weapon class, and then an even split between weapons in that class. the differences within classes are not significant.
>>584803889hes not, i just wanted the pic >>584804714him
>>584805159you didn't want that pic nobody asked for it who do you think you are
>>584805331yes they did >>584802965
weird schizo
My controller is fucked up brb.
They all left but will be back shortly.
proof?
GG
>>584807794Sad oie is so handsome and cute
>>584807794Sad oie is so ugly and hideous
oiepiggg
>>584807274Told ya
gg small goat
>>584802256>>584784068>>584803008Hello gaped anon
https://streamable.com/r8t0uxwhy didn't this work i always use the sound effect as my cue and it works every time with ironeye and executor was i too slow here
>>584789190Jesus, all those replies from failed men
>>584812640Takers ult is faster u can probably just stand outside the circle and interrupt once its over
Izzat clash
>>584812640You were too fast.
>>584768058Thank you for this. Mega epic.
I don't like the Raider remembrance skin as much as his default but it seems kind of weird to use that after doing his storyline…
hi jeets
>>584813912Raiderchads are so fucking cool
>>584815805We should all have sex with Raider chads
>>584816210You should have sex, but never will (of your own will)
What if you had sexy sex with raiderchad and at climax there was a big pillar that erupted from underneath you and launched you 30 ft in the air and you dislocated your shoulder and fractured a rib once you landed again, that'd be pretty funny I think.
>>584816531Boc
>>584816371This is true, I don't enjoy sex so I will not be having any.
>>584816531when i trap the orb in the 'stele
>>584816531I wouldn't allow you to get hurt
>>584817224Actually incredibly romantic. Would you catch me?
unblock DNB
reblock DNB
'zuk it up
jeebloods
>>584818395>>584818963>>584817805>>584817762hush child
'pa
'zork
Hello ergies
it's not the same without terr
>>584819559He lives on in our hearts as the hero of erg.
>>584782756Got me to use filters, well done
>>584819559>>584819914He lives on in my bed as the hero of erg
>>584817358that's not incredibly romantic that is the bare minimum you sad poor touch-starved
>>584811653I seriously don't get it how is that supposed to be a lie
shut the fuck up husbandschizo
>>584820103>>584820316>>584792201
this is why I tell you guys to duel xher but do you guys listen? no you dont
>>584820543Hello trans anon
>>584820260hi ok well I went on a long hike today just now with the whole family and it was quite lovely seeing as how the weather is so bearable today, we're at the convenience store buying last minute picnic supplies and also my main point with this whole post is that I saw this one flower and it reminded me of elden ring because it could be a material for crafting those little things from the dlc that make sounds but this one would make different elden ring sounds like those of critters namely wanna look at the flower? ok here it is!
>>584820543I don't want to duel her I want her to go away
Elden peng
>>584820543I mean I enjoyed some duels with an fc anon some days ago and it was a good fun time, I was still posting at the same time too and I had fun
>>584820739do you like terr
>>584801154First of all it's mid, second if it's a legendary then it's not part of the dormant pool.
>>584820920>>584820739die
>>584820954terr is a funny concept, the abstraction of terr
>>584820920name?
Thinking about replaying Dark Souls Remastered
>>584821392Bernardo Torres Martínez
>>584821052do you think we post too much about terr? there's 7500 results for his name in the archives
>>584821591Do it epic style if you must
>>584820543nobody can stand her what did you expect
>>5848218947500 toasts to the king of erg
>>584821894at least 90 percent of those his
>>584822409Hip Hip Horray!Kip Kip Kirry Kip!
>>584804731what a cute and canon couple
>>584822560please dont tell me he is back
we are the kirry kippers
>>584822889Terr never leaves, he is our lord, our feeble lord. A toast to our lord!
>>584823217Our queen has come to see our king.
>added 3 new filters>5 posts in 20 minutes Nice not bad
>>584821035your curse failed, I rebuke with a curse of my own: you are going to get hugged, but you will not know when! when it happens, you will know I have won
>>584823492why don't you post the updated version
>>584823569Theres no way my mom is posting here.
>>584821894that derangement is the cause of the comedy
Which namefag has the most hits in the chive?
>>584823641I'm not filteranon, I'm just anon that uses filters
>>584820739I met this thing in the park. It was like Zorayas. A lot of things in park looks like items from souls games
tiny terr's wonderlands (between)
>>584824064Is that that fat snek from MGS3?
>>584823946terr is obviously first, 2nd is trish, 3rd is probably shifty
>>584823946We should drop the topic before it creates a biblically accurate melty. Someone has around 22K pings.
>>584822475He’s so lame and raped…
>>584820920false
>>584824280Oh shit… it isn’t… OH SHIIII—
>>584824620Its true. Creasy always wins.
terr is our god
>>584823569>>584823716not funny
>>584824064it's really cute! that is so wonderful that your nearby nature is well enough to let little guys like that live and thrive there, so you could have a nice magical little moment like that, thank you for sharing your photo anon, it made me happy to see >>584824419how is that false? there were webms to prove it
>>584824740My mom used to say that to kind of thing I thought it could be my mom posting.
your mom doesn't even play elden ring why would she post here
>>584824280creasy is in gulag for the time being
>>584824129No actually this thing is long and thin. It is a legless lizard called Yellowbelly. They are kind and easy scared. Here is a lot of souls-like places from last year at the same park
>>584824931She has played elden ring but she didn't like it much she got filtered by the difficulty. She went back to the kf games. >>584824957We must travel to the archipelago and free him. We can send the council.
>>584825064I went to a bird sanctuary once that had the same layout as Rauh it was pretty cool. Technically, Rauh had the layout of the sanctuary.
>>584825064>>584824064>>584820739Thats cool and all but this is not your blog
>>584825379sniped that freak
>>584825379Actually it is. I’ve been using 4chan as my blog since 2006
>>584825379it's my birthday, can i blogpost?
>>584825693you're beautiful
>>584825693unironically anytime you can speak and I would listen and learn
lame
Safe to say husbandfoid is the winner of erg
poodoodoo=pazuzu
>>584825931>>584826049>>584826229Said no one ever besides brown pakipests.
>>584825894happy birthday anon!
>>584826301Yep. They've been acting weird lately.
>>584826331thank you for being kind ranniposter ily
>>584826319You seem...upset?
>>584826331>>584826430
>>584826369I wonder what happened jej
>>584826301>>584826369isn't that a futurama thing
>>584825693false>>584825894fine, but only because you asked nicely hbd :)
>>584827126Think its an exorcism thing. Darth Vader turns into a leopard and shit.
>>584827379What?
What is your opinion of these creatures?
>>584827379uh ok
>>584827498Pazuzu is the demon that is behind the Exorcism movies (the villain he isn't the director). The 2nd movie has James Earl Jones and he turns into a leopard. You now remember all those posts asking why ranni has 4 arms. Pazuzu has 4 wiings, similar to the twin-bird visage on this armor set.
>>584827723they look like te*r
>>584827723certified MAGA patriots
Why would anyone cancel Adel's tornado when it's the best part about the fight?
>>584827785Reminds me of those drill fuckers from AC6 that flank Iguazu in AC6,
>there's a gookako poster ITTI vomit.
there's a rape victim ITT
>>584827236thank you and here goes, i'm going to play tennis with friends from work later this evening and then at night i'll be off to a friend's wedding afterparty so i won't have time to celebrate my own birthday today but it's looking like it'll be a very enjoyable day.
>>584827818>>584828194sissy
>>584828195Bro you gotta tell us why you weren't invited to the wedding. You can't drop hints like that and move on.
Need to study this guys
>>584828423that's cupcake
the twin lardin bloodfiends
>>584828423interesting fashion
>>584827785Okay. You are mentally ill.
*mic drop*
Whith this post we remove all the negativity from the thread
>>584828195sounds nice hopefully you can get a tasty birthday treat at one of these functions!
^disgusting bugspammer freak
shut up slaves
>>584826430I'm not nice
little ocelotte
my only purpose is to spread negativity and misery
>>584825064really cute photos, inspiring, this is the wonders of the 70 minute walk
>>584827818>>584828194you instantly angered him with the truth and funny pics keep this up
>>584829791She wouldn’t do that
>>584830096that sucks for you man my main goal is to smile
>>584830096we do this>>584830262norhone does this
if you dont sing then you dont get no bursday cake
elden ring oh elden ring
ok I will sing the tree sentinel themeIMAMAAAAAAAAIDEIMIMAAAAAAAAAAAUDEEEEEEE
>>584830251she actually is one of the most likely characters in the cast of elden ring to do exactly that
>>584830961I would answer so damn fast
>>584830961I'd kill anyone who would answer that
>584828194
hi ergies why are you importing other threads' culture war to this place
i don't care who you are where you're from or what you didas long as you queue up
the age of webms...
...has been shattered
>>584828834lol why do they intentionally bait this crap out then cry when you play along with them?
>>584831696>>584831948I'm learning how to webms quickly and soon I can start spamming a ton of them and they will be bloodborne for pc webms
>>584832069better than redcel webms thats for sure
did a few mmv runs and most of these weapons fucking suck actually. just a few good legendaries like twin princes sword which isn't even sote. that guy was talking out of his ass.
>>584825894how old
>>584831989It is the only way they know how to interact with you.
>>584832665Lemme guess, the dark souls 2 thread that was just made on /v/ is to get my attention again?
>>58483258218
please don't talk to yourself
>>584832582probably older than you
kek
>>584831115kinda... weird? kindaaa....creepy
>>584832907stop nyoticing
>>584833226>>584832665>>584832907Samefag.
>>584833486oh god he's doing his mantras again.
>>584826229She is the winner of the worst poster award
>>584833758ugh I wish
>>584833541Uh-huh.
>>584833937Damn people keep pushing terr's shit in.
I’m so strong and wise
>>584833937exposed that maggot freak for the spammer he is nice work
>awkward silence
fc?
>>584834471When they get embarrassed like this they either try to make an fc or queue and leave to calm down.
xhey*
>>584834825xhey protein powder
It is kind of creepy realizing a discord makes threads every 10 minutes to try and get you to notice them.
>>584834946They've started making non-FS threads using AI images to get his attention. They might have formed an obssession over all this.
>>584834946are these threads in the room with us right now?
Im on this website just for the elden ring thread I don't look at anything else
My friend start to play with a full dragon build
>>584835312erdsteel dagger nice
>>584835194They must spend every waking minute thinking about DOS.
>>584835312dagron*
>>584832569Claws of night are nice on skill builds but they suffer from split magic and phys dmg
>>584835449Duh. The funny part is the gaslighting that never works because their obsession overrides opsec.
talking to yourself again, sweetness?
>>584835194>grok dovesso creepy...
>>584828194And he's posting about there being a rape victim in the thread. Rapeception, if you will.
>>584835769that's a great song by jimmy eat world I hadn't thought about it in a long time it made me smile to hear it in my head now
>>584835859We are way beyond creepy with what these losers are doing lol. Imagine an entire board having a huge portion of its threads exist solely to get your attention then they try to gaslight you when you give them the attention.These fags have been mindbroken.
>>584802335
>please please please give me attention pleaseokay here you go, now shut the fuck up dos
>>584836175are you gonna keep saying this even though it works never? or is it that you feel all cute and girlypop when I acknowledge you?
>>584836262>still trying to give him attention
>>584836296can it retard
>>584836613hey now I asked you a fair and cool question
>>584836296just shut up fag
>>584834015Tends to happen around these parts
>>584833758>>584833138>>584835859>>584828194very much so
>>584836765those phenomena are actually so incredibly cool to witness
>>584836656youre gross and weird please stop posting and find a job or friends or have a baby so you can stop shitting up the place
she's having my baby
>>584837083The breeding barn is designed so we won't know who the father is. It is better for our community as a whole.
>>584834661>>584834471>>584835194>>584834946>>584835449>>584835719>more samefagging
>>584836765
>>584836881I do have friends and my husband and I have our own business and we will raise a family soon once we fulfil a certain contract and move somewhere much nicer for kids to grow up in way out of the city, since you wanted to know so badlywe basically will be like volcano manor but cool and pretty and not in a volcano
>>584837221oh god it is looping its mantras now. >>584837357Based Dresden Fires enjoyer.
not your best thread ergies
>xhe is a 90 day fiancekek
>>584837371Vulcano manor is a cool place.
>>584837721we've been married way longer than that and I don't know what that means, I think I just wanna play some night ring right now y'know?
>>584837869he's making fun of your mental illness.
>>584837403>seething replyThanks for confirming it.
>>584837959>seethingthe Dresden Fires were cinematic as hell bro.
>>584837914that's so yawned
the erg pass...
stop being mean to dosjeet please its not his fault he got raped as a kid
>>584823289>>584823217No>>584837083>>584837204That’s so keyed
>>584826301Xhe’s not cool enough for that. Pazuzu was a right proper beast. Very cool.
>>584838186You still trying to get his attention?
>awkward silence again
caw caw!
>>584837403>Dresden FiresI thought this was a typo and you were talking about the Dresden Files
>dresden fires enjoyer>being an enjoyer of a bombing where thousands of innocent people diedDOSjeet might just be a libtard cuck. That's no surprise ofcourse considering he got upset at people making fun of indians.
>>584838847I don't know what the dresden files is Kemosabe. The SotE trailer is cleverly referencing a bunch of irl disasters and riots it is pretty cool. The scene with Romina is supposed to evoke that now famous picture of the deer statue on fire from the summer of love riots. Go watch the trailer again and notice how she crumbles over and then remember (manually) how the ancestor spirit falls over when it dies.
>>584839182You still trying to get my attention? What do you want to talk about with me homie? Did you play elden ring or nightreign today?
Red lives matter
where my xbots at?
Blue lives don't matter
>>584839589In tree on the right of the building. This discord is super creepy.
the xraped
>>584839514>baki paki imageDamn so you are brown kek
>>584839589sex please
>>584839350The Dresden Files is an urban fantasy series about a Chicago private investigator who uses magic to solve murder mysteries. Among other things, he often burns buildings to the ground.
>>584839815Is that really why you spent the last 12 hours trying to get my attention?What do you want to talk about flockling? What are you even doing out of the barn? >>584839861Is it based on a book? I remember seeing a book once that had Mike Mignola art but it wasn't by him DH was using him to bait people in, they did that alot.
hey is the person that typed this online right now?>>584811653I wanted to ask can you elaborate on this one? I don't get how it does that
>>584839990>Is it based on a book?It is indeed a book series.
>>584839815yeah I was about to say hes really exposing himself as an actual jeet, pretty embarrassing stuff
>alcoholic foidjeet caught in her own web of deceit like poetry
>>584839861oh it's this guy right?
>>584840029Weird. I googled what I remembered and I was thinking of something called Dylan Dog. Looks to be in the same milieu of paranormal detective. It stuck out to me because the composition of this cover is almost 1:1 how Lobster Johnson looks when Hellboy leaves him to fight nazis in some castle.
>>584840162but like what lies I don't get it and somehow it has to do with the terr? I think the lore moved fast here somewhere
>>584840294Neat picture of terrgod
>>584840175Move to the left side and look at him from a 3 quarter angle, the inner cowl on the robe looks like a dead bird resting on his head.
>>584839589It’s just you buddy>>584839182He’s said that he also supports trannies so yeah
>>584840521Oh man the scriptures about me keep expanding. I am become a world and all that.
>>584838847>>584839861I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one thinking of this>he often burns buildings to the ground.When does he do that
>>584811653don’t answer xher keep her guessing and paranoid
>>584839797What discord? >>584839858What kind?>>584840521How can it just be me when Derk is right here?
>>584840613They literally fantasize about you all day.
>>584840747>When does he do thatWhat, in the series? Over-tuned self-defense, mostly.
>>584812259>rapedanon cross-thread trauma kino
>>584840773Merited when you think about how much I've influenced their lives. My flock will eventually have to spread their wings and live their own lives though.
>>584840752I mean that's just gonna be boring and make me wanna move on to something else like playing a nightreign with my husband commentating
>>584840767that's me
>>584815805said no one ever...
>>584841064The memes in the bird lore images are always great.
>>584841090XBOT?BOT?
>>584827723they’re kinda cool honestly i like their design reminds me of a person in these threads >>584836765this is what happens when I shit on my haters
>>584840396not brown, old or fat enough for that
>>584841147Some of them are pretty lulzy.
https://litter.catbox.moe/9qmu2d.jpg
>>584836262raped that threadcow, well done
>>584841376They are getting upset again.
>>584841386mush x cupcake
>>584841686You'll get used to seeing it they only post here to get my attention these days.
^ raped schizojeet
don't talk to yourself, petal
>>584841150we are legion
oh man he's doing the duoposting thing again this isn't looking good.
>>584841848Oh wow I'm being dragged into the light so hard by this picture of a wall thank you for this riveting lore dosjeet
>>584842053You will all be dragged into the light. A glorious dawn awaits.
terr please save us from dos
>>584842226Terr is DOS's biggest supporter thoughbeit.
>>584842167devil do you play elden ring coop?
>>584840767>>584839589slut
>>584842309Yeah but co-op is pretty much dead in ER nowadays. I would set down a near/far and go about looking for bird screenshots and sometimes an hour would go by without a summon.
devil is the bird schizo? wtf
when is devil going to show bulge
>>584842460These guys showing up in ER was wild. >>584842558No I lean into all their narrative framing thoughbeit, its fun that way.
I actually can’t believe how OP the wooden greatshield is. Low weight, basically no stat requirement. >muh chip damage Literally doesn’t matter since the entire point is making banished knights, revenants, leonine, etc get absolutely shit on with zero effort with the greatshield bounce. This shit is like 4x better than the brass shield
>>584842680it's super cool and grim dark as well
>>584842468that's really sad what level range do you do it at? or just throughout your own levelling it's like that? I was just going to ask if you prefer to bring weapons and builds to coop that are high damage to easily clear a level for your host or if you take the opportunity to use underlevelled or underused weapons when replaying the levels? anyways I am around level 110 on console and still get summons at least once every 20 minutes at the worst, but admittedly there are some windows of slow hours during the day that are just completely dead now, even the japan hours have started to slow down
>>584842617>doesnt bother to try pick up trash off his streetaverage paki
>>584842832150
>>584842680I was doing a playthrough with a greatshield in right hand and I tried out a bunch of stuff for in offhand, it's very fun staggering everything with the shields and you mentioning the low stat requirement makes me want to try it for low level multiplayerings
>>584842892I'm technically every ethnicity according to the discord. I'm all people to them. Sort of like a god being at this point.
>>584842617>These guys showing up in ER was wild.What do you mean by that?
>>584842894yeah that is pretty high level
>>584843214The pinion folk are buried in placidusax's arena along with beastmen and they show up in Enir-Ilim on the tops of towers in the bas reliefs showing the hornsent talking with and trading with bird people. >>584843262I beat the base game and dlc at 80 and it was dead there too, spent some time upping the level by 10 and trying while doing the screenshots and very little going on. I stopped at 150 but it was dead all run. Twinbird build is sort of OP overall.
>>584843140Is that the word for attentionwhore in punjabi
>>584843541No clue, I'm a white guy behind all their narrative framing.
Devil's BWC
The mighty twinbird build
>>584844538Death's Poker is dumb good.
>>584844538
Thinking about making a quality build... Yeah, I'm thinking about that.
>>584845218nice, nice
>>584845218Twinbird build I did was quality for metyr's staff and the 2 different types of shoot skulls at you spells.
>>584845395>>584845451I mean a STR/DEX knight build, I'm listening to some medieval songs and I guess the Lands Between are in dire need of more type As.
>>584845218Quality is fun if you can have self control. You'll keep finding interesting weapons or spells that happen to need 1 or 2 more points in x stat than you have at the moment and its up to you to decide when to stop pumping garbo stats for the garbo shit you want to use.
>>584845594I did that for my divine beast warrior build before the twinbird build. Gurranq's hammer and dragon greatclaw are really good for quality. I ended up using a different CGS for each element for fun, the game has a CGS with kino designs for for each element pretty much and they all end up working pretty good in quality.
>>584845880You get to do sick backflips with curved greatswords which never gets old.
>>584846031You mean normal curved swords?
You guys having fun here?
>>584845594do long hair and clean shaven
Gaped anon
at 8000 soloing nowMy strategy has been killing red guys till level 4 and then go straight cave to purple any random white shit, it's fun to use zwei or stuff like thatalso invaders are doable day 2 but it depends which
>>584846940>lost to bugs but no point losswhat gives
>>584847064i had to go eat lunch or smth anmd just closed the game
>>584843454>The pinion folk are buried in placidusax's arena along with beastmenI'd like to see this.
>>584832569adding weapons to the fist pool actively takes away from builds targetting star fists and iron balls. theres instances like that all over when you just dump in sote weapons. not sure how to feel about it.
>>584832569I like that the heavy ds3 weapons combos are only 2 r1s
>>584846940A couple solo run videos I've seen on youtube seem to be comfortable with going for red formidables extremely early.When I tried solo with duchess the "backstab mobs and stealth the entire run with her relic effects + defmotag" approach was insanely boring, I hated it. When I'm done with my current D1-D5 climb I'm gonna try some more solo with wylder and executor
queers?
Queue?Or should I go back to valor mortis?
>>584848008yeah that's why you want a purple weapon+frost as early as possible so you can take on anything without wasting too much time, things like ulcerated spirit are eajy levels
I miss Madison...
elf it up
Strength Builds Got BUFFED in Tarnished Edition!
>>584846940you could rush mine and hit 4 there. use glintstones in the mine to kill red miners.
we died at demon prince, the duchess kept going into the rain to attempt and recover souls atop central castle and we let her die alone and then again on the climb up the mountain towards the night 2 gold circle because she was just a little too slow behind us despite carrying most of the weight tonight
>>584848501nigga print fucking screen
can it poodoodoo
>>584848532yawn
>>584848532Xhe's on the poodoodoostation big guy watch it
>>584848434>use glintstones in the mine to kill red miners.wat... so clever... do they drop them or?
>>584848532Then what. Scan it and upload?
>>584848671uh no that was on pc I have played with erg password because I play on a laptop
>>584848714they drop all over the cave from corpses and chests
>>584848838Demolished that subhuman well done
>>584848820then I take a phone photo of the scanned jpeg and upload that again
>>584848501>haloslopper is retardedmany such cases
>>584848961You can shine a torch on it for better visibility
>>584848150you down to queue 2pw players and a random?
>>584842226he can’t even save some curry for later sadly
>>584848171I have a pretty fun starting dagger duchess build, the problem is it doesn't really do anything good lategame kek. I have the str respec on it but no balancer relics, just cant fit them in
>>584848150Play VM it’s fun and I am too >>584848838>craptopThat explains a lot
>>584849143punchable
>>584848501Do you really think anyone is going to take your side on this after we've seen how you play? You literally have no thought put into any action you do for the entire run
>>584849138Yeah, the demo did not convince me but the game is actually much better.
>>584849143oh yeah yeah yeag
>>584849178nice put that jeet in xhis place
I don't fucking understand the crater bird at all.>hold a direction>don't hold a direction>hold left lightly>hold left hard>wiggle>don't wiggle>use the lava updraftDoesn't fucking matter what I do, this nigger bird always starts descending or straight up lets go of me early and I fall to my death. What the fuck am I supposed to do?
>>584849178that's not true last time you said I thought too long about what to pick at the loot drops when I streamed here so therefore when you said that I literally have no thought put into any action? yeah, that was false kiddie
>>584848869Oh okay I never thought of that... so yeah I usually go forts/church till level 3 - keep killing red enemies till evel 4 - mine and then go castle or the easiest formidable I find>>584849115that's build is good but I think you do want the phys +8 or +12 at least to make your damage yellow>>584849353you hold left and it goes down and then up from the wyrm and it goes to the gargoyle
Watching my friend playing full dragon build. It was always this powerful?!
>>584849398>rev/wylder stands at loot orb for full minute>still somehow picks the most retarded optiona tale as old as time
>>584849440yes dagrons are very strongz
>>584849436I did hold left and it fucking dropped me after the first updraft. When do I start holding left? Do I manually descend? When?
>>584849521just hold left the whole time it goes down and then up by itself
>>584845880I want to do a duo as a Lion Dancer
>>584849614If I just hold left without manually descending then it goes towards the demihuman queen but then splats me directly into a wall to my death.
>>584849710Who is that man next to you
>>584849824my rapist
>>584849919a fellow of infinite jest
>>584849710anime perverts are the lowest of the low
>>584849436This is the build DESU
>>584850080nice, really nice , oh wow is that you?
trishh...
>>584850263that's fine I just took off invaders for solo
>>584850878fucking raped geg
>>584850878Common CherryBerryBoy W
>>584848037I’ll get back to you on that.
>>584848037see >>584851275 (me)
>>584851275What do you mean by that?
>>584848037yessir >>584849295 >>584851336
>>584848352>>584849143I’m taking good care of her don’t worry
>>584851716deep lore
>>584851720source?
fucking lmao
>>584852337prob my worst display on the pw and that says a lot with how bad i am. sorry but didnt get shit for drops and was kinda tilted over it
>>584852487bad players are cute we are bored of people one shotting everything and then say they're bored of the game
>>584852487
floorhugger bow only ironeye ignores the purple full hp negation i pinged, why are they like this
>>584852487rip my streak
rip my steak
>>584852847cute streak
scrubs wrecked
>>584852695>wewho's we? the threadshitters? I'm still having fun even if its a zdps melee team or a team full of damage.
>>584853353yes we
>>584850643I like night invaders doeever doebeit doe
>>584852384>>584853956qrd?
>>584853287terr
>fire followup>buckler parry dropped early>goes for double greatsword jump attacks exclusively the entire runWhat do you call this type of Wylder player
>>584854265based
>>584854332zased maybe but not based
>>584854026
>>584854265mylder
>double balancer>parries everything>deletes bosses with weapon's skills the entire runWhat do you call this type of Wylder player
>>584854963eh?
>>584855162shut it opposite schizo
>>584855484its real schizo hours now
>>584851716Don’t post kino here
>>584855484miquella goonette
>>584849229I just got past the tutorial and it's a lot harder than I thought it would be honestly. I'm really liking the art direction and look of the characters. I hope I can stick with it.
>>584855642
>>584852384They're expecting water
There are a myriad of posts in this thread that are off-topic.
>>584850704My cat looks like this and does this
>>584855889I look like this and do this (the right)
>>584855484take it as a reminder to never overshare, especially here.
>>584854483he looks like his audience is gays
>>584856486there should have been more face reveals, that one guy with the brown haircut was kind of glossed over I think
>>584855889I look like this and do this left (with bulge)
>>584857242you're beautiful
>>584857321You're making me blush
>>584857575ewww that's lowly
>>584857242so many tgirls in erg....
>>584857629step away from milady
>>584857939porndrawings have cumclogged your brainarteries
>>584857629>>584858136why do you hate erg tgirls getting attention and affection? sorry not everyone wants to pay attention to you
i need type B tarnisheds
>>584849353I've also found it pretty janky and weird. At first I just held left the whole time and held down the descend button early and it seemed to work. But now a lot of times it just won't let me catch the updraft.The bird back also fuckin sucks it feels like I barely make it to the church/gargoyle every time unless I let it take me to the castle
Queue active?
>>584858307it's not quite like that at all, I think it's more your totally hollow and masturbatory sexual practices what are what is most despicable here
>>584849440No
>>584850878yellow wannabe tryhard raped well done
>>584854265Your king
>>584854265Your slave.
>>584860254fuck off spammer
>>584858942you around?
>>584860343shut it benchod
2/3
>>584860254Immediately made a certain Someone chimp out, well done.
Dave editor still works but why can't I connect to the Hunter's Dream network? Want to access chalice dungeons fast or else I'll just edit the gems in
>>584860547no don't cheat
>>584860547Only benchod's cheat.
>>584860624>>584860791I literally can't connect to online play rip guess I'll manual the cum dungeons in.
>>584860861they banned you
>>584861015More like the private server banned the newest pirated repack lmao what a bunch of sissies
>>584861209Why? Don't get me wrong, you're a mega retard if you downloaded that "PC port" but I don't see what malicious stuff it could do
>>584842226whats in it for me
>>584861269No TheHuntersDream private server just has a clause of not allowing pirated copies or that the server is down due to overload from all the new connections since yesterday
>>584861289gock
>>584860343>>584860498I'm tired of waiting
>>584851336You aren’t me cuck don’t pretend to be.>>584851450Just what it says.
>>584861402smart move now he can’t say no
>>584861993damn im surprised youre still here lol i figured you left. 2 pw players and a rando?
>>584861362Based. Pirates shouldn't get online for free.
>>584862198I left
>>584861362>>584861015is this really true? they detect if you are using the torrented version of the game instead of going through the hassle of dumping your own jailbroken copy data for it? I really hope it's not true because then no wonder, nobody is going to play it
>>584862249time for randos then
>>584862295stream it
you forgot to say niggy
>>584862127Don't take it back now, own your queerness
So Wylder's GS is the longest range GS and Undertaker's hammer is the longest range hammer in Nightreign? IntrodastingI get they added some big step-ins for Undertaker to compensate for the shit range on hammers but really only her hammer and maybe the Hammer hammer feel great to melee with. Idk why they made all the hammer so fuckin tiny. I also wish she got her unique moveset with axes just like how Raider gets his moveset on multiple different weapontypes
>>584862767The problem with undertaker's hammer moveset is shit motion values and terrible buildup of the consecutive attack bonus. It doesn't matter if its light or heavy attack it takes FOREVER to get damage out of glass necklace with a hammer which is pretty disappointing for the weapon that's supposed to be her proficiency.As it stands she has the worse default weapon. IMO undertaker hammer needs like a 30-40% damage boost at the baseline and like 60% more buildup for dormant respec to not be pretty much mandatory.Thank you for listening to my rant.
>>584862469*dabs u*
This is out of nowhere but after Lies of P boss weapons, I'm starting to feel inadequate using most Elden Ring boss weapons. They just don't feel as special by comparison.
>>584841386Me x all the girls here>>584843140That's called a mutt though
>>584864483Many feel this way. I don’t remember, were you able to mix and match and combine them too? Because that was a really cool feature.
>>584863624You might as well run the taking attacks + phys2 + knockdown signboard shop relic instead of necklace. It feels like she was made to be a fists user.
>>584859314You seem upset
>>584864789Only the regular weapons. The special/boss weapons can't be separated but tend to have exclusive movesets and abilities. Each blade and handle has their own skill so each weapon has two weapon arts, some rare weapons with transformations have 3.
>>584796617>Then why does it work just fine in mmv?half the mmv playerbase just play dregs raider and use their starting weapon the entire time
>>584797087Yeah I think if they were going to add SotE weapons, they would have come up with some sort of different looting/dormants system. Just dumping a bunch of fucking assets into the game is lazy as shit and instantly introduces a bunch of annoyances.The best parts of MMV are the parts that actively expand on Nightreign. The new castle and POI layouts, adding a rev invader, new invader weapon effects, new encounters like the mimic bear, the new fatih-equivalent rise. Even the new deep effects, although sloppily implemented and poorly balanced, are neat. The worst part of MMV in my opinion is something that I've always hated about souls mods, where they just copypaste a metric fuckton of assets from other souls game into the game and call it a day. It's insanely lazy and not thought out at all aside from "timmy who dropped the game after heolster said he wanted malenia and sote weapons in so lets add them". I'm not saying base NR doesn't have variety issues (especially with the night bosses, good fucking god), but for me the asset dumping shit in MMV doesn't add meaningful variety to the game.
>>584864093You mean dap
>>584860020Made the opposite posting cuck fume good work.
>>584865278I thought so. Like you say though, it’s made up for by the fact they all feel so unique and fun. I almost feel like doing another playthrough just talking about it.
>>584866454You're also a spammer. Go away
>>584866565Based spammerapist
>>584865278meanwhile im using puppet sabre and the korean katana every playthrough. get fucked chudstinky
>>584862469no u
>>584864991You seem angry
>>584855642Shut up
are there more people in mmv these days
i only join if there is screenshot proof of you queuing
>>584869147The player count went up you can get decently consistent d5 randos and worst case you can use their d*scord looking for group channel
>>584869257yello
>>584869504anons here are too socially awkward to use dcord
>>584869662If only this were the case
>>584869504>play D5 randos>it’s just D5 with two people that were unironically filtered by depths and are actually perma stuck D2 shitters>slightest, tiniest thing goes wrong and they quit Nyo thank you
>>584869147Half the people are on the public build and half the people are on the latest patreon build basically at all times The developer is very smart!
>>584866454You can't say this when you got banned for spamming as well
>>584815805said everyone ever...
>>584870008That’s my experience too. Like they’re bigger dead weights than usual but throw hissy fits when you don’t carry them hard enough
Raider and revenant are the least fun characters in the game nowadays. It used to be iron eye but you can do wacky builds with him and not feel frustrated since mark is the strongest thing in the game
>>584870080Umm maybe thought about paying $5 for their well deserved work? The devs are doing good job and they deserve the pateron btw. You can totally afford to buy a patreon for a deserving team right? I think you should pay for their patreon like my favorite streamer muni says since they deserve it.
Since /dsg/ is dead I might as well ask hereI picked the Threaded Cane, what's the white glow on the charged R2?
>>584871292Splitting the queue of an already small playerbase is extremely retarded is moreso my point If people want to pay some third worlder for copypasting messmer into nightreign they can do that. An idiot is easily parted with their money
>>584871560It means that if you hit something with it in the back you will get a backstab opportunity.
>>584871292Lmao, good ragebaitey
>>584871560>xhe fell for the shitted cane meme
yurmmy
>>584871751Oh so that's what that meant, thanks>>584871969I know almost nothing about BB's gameplay outside of the basic mechanics, I just think swordcanes are cool and close enough to that
>>584872040faggot
>>584864093>>584866353You mean stabs*
>>584872040hetero
>>584872040first guy was right "faggot"
>>584872224The fact that you had to do this tired retarded schtick only doubles down on whatever you are antonymizing
>>584871560It was the first game to introduce CR2s, so its just a kino effect to show what's going on.
>>584871560The white glow just means that you've fully charged it and it's going to do extra damage. R2s from Bloodborne on can be charged, either you release it early and do normal damage (all it does is vary the timing and give you an opportunity to bail out early), or you hold it down for the full duration and deal extra damage for the risk of standing still for the whole time. Only Bloodborne gives you the visual and audio indicator for a full charge, later games don't have that white flash or sound because Miyazaki assumes that you already know how it works (one of his worst habits).
>>584872413not your rapist/conqueror/god sorry
yeah see
bbg x erg fresh co-op bb run when?
>>584871269So true, I feel my brain just turns off is we get an invader raider when I’m playing raider. His weapon is far too strong
>>584872604I wish
How am I supposed to take a person seriously who gets unreasonably mad at the word "yurmy"
>>584873225Well, there are at least two of us. Technically, 3 would be enough. Bbhost allows up to 5 total, with 2 invaders. There's also Bb seamless co-op... I'll look into it. A lot of the mods need to catch up because they were all built with shadPS4 emulation in mind and not all the newish "decooomp ports" being released recently.
>>584873549>decomp ports>look inside >shadps4 emulator wrapped in an exe with slop code
>>584872697Raiders weapon fucking sucks. I wish there was a mod to remove it from the game.
>>584873736Pretty much. Runs better than shadps4 for me though
>>584866565>>584866709>>584870289In your dreams maybe nice fan fiction
>>584871560that wouldn’t even be appropriate for dsgypsy anyway
>>584872604I already did my yearly bb run in june, even farmed blood gems and maxed out edgetana
Do you like the Lighting Engine mod for DS2?
>>584841064we all know you're just feigning ignorance anyway
>>584875331Yeah
>>584875230>maxxed out bloodtinge gems for weebkageX
>>584874880Okay schizo
>>584875331I remember liking it, will be trying it soon.
'rr
>>584847776
>>584820103Touch starved…... What? Be honest, are you ESL? You do seem to have an accent in your vocaroos
>>584875528That’s my line to you weirdo
>>584876907those are obviously beastmen
>>584876925You are schizophrenic
>>584877109The one on the left is a birdman.
>>584877230hm yes i too remember guardian having a dog's skull and feet
>>584877391>dogs headit is clearly a birds head.
>>584877449yep looks just like it, huge fangs and everything
>>584877595>yep looks just like itAgreed. What fangs are you seeing on the left skull?
>>584877595>>584877109>>584877391Punted that faggot maggot schizojeet across the field, good job.
>>584877652the big ones in its mouth
>>584862738>>584868179>>584877190>>584872040shut it maggot freak
>>584877652The fags trying to mess with you can only ever do the intentional misunderstanding thing that tanks their own argument on purpose. We see all the threads they make on /v/ they are supporters being retarded on purpose to try and mess with you.
new>>584877790>>584877790
new>>584877818>>584877818
>>584804731>>584804819>>584804848>>584819559>>584819914>>584820083>>584824109>>584824715>>584876683>trying THIS hard
>>584877805>>584877824Retards
>>584877786I know. Don't get to invested in their shenanigans. Looks like they are going to be doing the duoposting thing like idiots again.
>>584870008>>584871050I've never have had peoples quit out on me I guess I'm just built different
>>584787563>>584788661Not only did you stretch him out so good he had to run into the next thread to try to save face but he even proved your point for you impressive display
>>584877786i think it’s said that nervous people repeat themselves
>>584878219I have no horse in this race
>>584878195nice saggers
>>584817496correcting bratty smug catgirl posters
>>584878338don’t call them that
I'm gonna be using a Quality Storm-ash focused build, is it better to keep STR/DEX at an evenish number or hard focus a single one until a specific point?
>>584878864what should I call em?
>>584878889Daring today aren't we
>>584878924boobtinas
>>584878971Yeah yeah, I'm the height of creativity. What's the magic number?
>>584878198don't you feel a shred of shame typing this out? i wonder what must have gone wrong in your life for you to end up like this i do hope you'll be able to turn it around and improve for the better though
>>584854265Your master*
>>584879215put a sock in it husbandjeet
***rtroon butthurt damage control incoming
>>584879540That's what happens when you're a permaraped b tier loser tbf
>>584824860I hope that’s not true but I understand
>>584856212>>584850704they all do this
>>584879692A threat of a hug is as poignant as a threat of the tickle monster.
>>584879679all too sad and true…
mmv starts lagging out when you pick rev or duchess and it hasn't been fixed yet for months the devs are returds
>>584880310Should we hug
>>584880714Yeah
>>584880714If you run from the hug I'm going to give you a free raspberry when I catch you.
>>584880798>>584880915Sweet :) *hug*
>>584881065
gay
straight
>>584877905>>584877773>>584877909>>584878198>>584879215>>584879540>>584879679>>584880581>>584880714>>584880915shut it terrmaggot
>>584881432>a bunch of terr posts>and meI feel so bad for this guy.
>>584879540lol you called it
>>584881432>leaves out >>584877657too obvious maggot
the darkness…
>>584881652Can you stfu already schizo
why do you guys have to schizo ritualpost everyday
we have reached the point where nobody plays the game anymore, is this the end?
>>584881498>>584881637>>584881652>>584884789shut it reterrd
The retvrn of bbg will save us
>>584884789Terminal lack of attention irl.
>>584884576>>584886126shut it terrmaggot
>>584886483>kinoit’s the best chance
>>584887439>>584887265>>584887476shut it terrjeeta
>>584888372Not (you) sorry!
>>584879118 hot... she's so cool…
>>584890045Can't see the image but get fucked retard
>>584890045oof
