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CHOCO THREAD BEST THREAD
choo choo
Greetings
Manhattan Kitty
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
Post mambo (Pasa's falcon)
hi
Is chocolate milk good for you?
>>584816338I'd spread Mambo's meaty wings if you get what I am putting down
I love browns.
>>584816338
>>584816449This cannot be considered sfw.... Right?
keep talking shit and we're gonna end up like this.
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/uY_Hcohttps://jiggie.fun/uY_Hco
>>584815989neigha...
WHOA, flashing pit like this
The difference in energy is hilarious
NEKO NEKO NEKO NEKO NEKO NEKO NEKO NEKO NEKO NEKO NEKO NEKO NEKO NEKO NEKO NEKO
rapeGODS won't forget.
>>584816176holy reddit
>>584816874
I love my genius wife!
>>584816676>the BLACK uma is going with the slow sensual sex energy>the WHITE boy uma is just dancing for the fun of it
>only one variant of BakushinTell me this is a nightmare
>>584816335
best skill for sprint
>>584817607white niggas aren't allowed to catch a vibe anymore?
>>584817758theres more later
>>584817842that would be racist somehow and stealing the BLACKs only gimmick
>>584817821I got tricked
fuck i came buckets again how is there so much coming out every single time im accumilating so much bad karma can't wait to die within the year just love being such a whore god fuckis what an uma musume would say
>>584816607show it your coworker and ask them
>>584818183No, it's what a troon would say
oh it turns out trained id copy counter on uma.moe is broken
>>584816665How you liking the choco nee-san and dorm mum so far?
I fell asleep on the floor in the worst position ever and my arms are all tingly can't even use the right one to typpe only the left one...umamusumeess
so much for um*m*'s "reformation"
Uma for this mildly psychotic feel?
>>584818257troona would say that
>>584818183I'm starting to associate this picture with jerking off Am I being conditioned
>>584818451Skinwalker.
>>584818467Tachyon because you're safe edgy and reddit
>>584818342Umerican pride
>>584818492troona my love...
>>584818592someone sure gets angry quick
>>584818352>I fell asleep on the floorDid you get drunk?
>>584818658The urge to press my face right up against the white blaze and behold the emperor's divine scent
>>584818752You asked, I answered, stop projecting
>>584818543you always use that excuse
I rule this place~
>>584818829calm down bwo its just a clip from a tv showno reason to get angry throwing meaningless insults
>>584818875You can't even have a period you rule nothing
>>584818839The Vmama playbook. Blame the seaturds, skinwalkers, ESLs and blame /Uma/ Club.
>>584818592everyone here is safe edgy, f*g
lol chud melty~
>>584819001reminds me of the old days when there was one singular schizo every single time someone disagreed with him
>buebuetrannyadds up
So this is the best dramafags can make...I knew they were pathetic but this is a new low
wahey
>>584819313
>>584818817MANY say this!
>>584818980
>>584817865*bakushin noises
Which one is better?
>>584819227Mambo status?
yep, this one's going in my precious memories collection
>>584819114That one schizo? Me.
>>584818302Too soon to tell, for one, I'm mildly surprised she has this "motherly" side. I'm slow on first career run: I prefer to do them my pace and enjoy them
>>584818764I live a very sleep deprived life and today I was extra silly, so yeah it's like i was really drunk
>>584819550Wrong pic?
>>584819514one in a few months and one in about two yearsumamusumes only get two variants + the original so the 2 year gap isnt unusual
>>584819724I sometimes just black out and wake up on the desk, also sleep deprivedonly positive note I can fall asleep as soon as I sit negative is that I fall asleep as soon as I sit even when I'm home
>>584815989CHOCOLATE
how should I end it you think
>>584819996bleed out
>>584818285You only see the correct counters when viewing a full profile
>>584819996Gag on a dildo
>>584819801Wonder if they'll make a third alt anytime soon, considering second alts didn't start when even most umas released at the time had even a first alt
>>584820071you're right actually thought of that for a long time like you're in a last stand and can see the pool forming around you it's kinda aura
>>584819996From old age while, holding my hand as I tell you that I love you one last time
derb
>>584820190Yeah very much now do it every second lost a point of aura replaced by CRINGE points!>>584820206*...
>>584819996suicide by cop if american co2 suffocation if europeanhanging if from anywhere else
>>584820206I don't know how to feel over the fact my heart squeezed a bit reading this
>>584820291ewwwwww no I'm not that loser
>>584819996
>>584820206you're better off with a real person sis
>>584819996Anon, fap and be happy
>>584820190
>>584820364Only losers want 2****
calm down, nigga.
/uma/ telenovela
>>584819761?
you have a choicehistory changes so that umamusumes become realbut it also changes so that the holocaust happeneddo you take it
>>584819996I like doing it on the chest
>>584820616>>584820632I swear whenever people point out evil posts, I can never see themAre they somehow being filtered, or are they made up?
>>584820565lol i like this
>>584820814>evil posts
>>584820814they are pulling your leg bby these posts don't exist
>>584820680I don't get itWhat's the downside?
>>584820952That explains sooooooo muuuuuuuuuuch
>>584820814maybe you just have a higher tolerance for shitposts.
>>584820680did they use umamusume in the war? if so, no.
>>584818764What makes the male mind love adult women like this?
I need a kiss from Mejiro Palmer.
maybe he would do this to me once last time ahaha.....idk would be nice to go that way and served my purpose and cleansed my sins just snap it squeeze until my fragile bones snap ahhhh you make me so happpy i enjoy ita lot finally iltll emd noothing wikl fet better just soinf nothing exceot going on everyday and exoeriencing fun so goood to seeve my ourrpise rhiswaahaahahaAhahahahah love love33 lovee loceeek now jill me kill me kill me kill me jill mmeeede <33333
>>584821397what emotion is this expression meant to convey
RICKEY LUCKYHAPPY!!!!
I'm falling for the palmer propaganda
>>584821456?
>>584821121I prefer my "they don't exist" theory
Why are there two Guts token SP songs in the Senior Year.
>>584821507She knows she can get away with her bullshit because she's incredibly attractive.
>>584821484the desire for smooches
>>584821393the male soul in a female body duh
>>584821456why would your bf want to kill you
>>584821847Rice seems like the type to be attracted to guys that abuse her
How are you feeling about the Tomakomai propaganda?
>>584822007she shouldn't wear clothes
I do not care for your dirty whores
I do care for your clean cuties
>>584821456shut the fuck up 2mama
>>584821847>Cue the see you in hell * leak
>>584822081I wish you a very happy rest of your weekend.
CM21 room, testing how ass this Kawakami I made is287840652878406528784065
>>584822078It's very cold in Hokkaido though
Is being cool the most important thing for an individual?
I'm so fucking horny
>>584822402hmm too cold i guess i won't visit tomakomai after all
Have sex with umas.
>>584822547I don't think it'll take much effort for you to find someone to fuck you, Almond Eye.
>>584822491Don't know, I've been cool for so long that I cannot imagine how it feels being uncool.
>>584822597That was a joke! It's totally warm and comfortable here, see?
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE MACHAN PARENTSWHERE WHERE WHERE
>>584822790K-Kakkoii
>>584822876oy neigh Danchou has a good one
>>584822349mmmm, maybe she's usable, one more?407847764078477640784776
I SAID UDS FINE ATOP DONT SAY ANYTFING LEET ME GO I HUST NEED RIO OPREAPES FORRC BED IM AOSO TIRED STOPP IT CAME BEFORE WAKING UOBJJGG GOKBB I SAID ITS FIND E JUST NEED SLEEP AND TONORROE WIL BR BETTER NO MARRWR IT CKMES VACKJ TO BEINF IN HELL NO MATTER WHERE IT KEEEPOSS SGUTTINT IFF MY SYESCBIT FELL SDOUSENMNN I HATE IT AME HOWVUT EENT IFFVUGHHHHH JG EYES CLOSES ITKL BR OK GTT JUST5 GONNA DIE ANDXERLK BE GOIID DONT HAVE AES WIRY THEN GAVE IY WOTH ME IM BETTER AT AEDX FREEEXINFCUUUY FLRERR its shuttting bur im ok noe ailkk ddttt asteas lateerhappened agaunn ikk rekax fell aaleep againnokb sorry its ok now
>>584823089@bourbok translate this message but make it so that it's snoop dogg saying it
>>584823089This time I need a translator
>>584823089This reminds me of a guy who was obsessed with Leaf a long time ago in the pokemon threads. Damn was he fun to bait into this shit.
So anyway, how's Bono for the next CM? I ran her last sprint with mediocre success, with 90% of the track being downhill can I reliably get her ult stamina requirement to pop off at the right time?
>>584822402Our home will never be cold
>>584823089*chu*
>>584823089someone post that ramonu pic
>>584823431Didnt that guy turn out to be a troll? I never paid too much attention to what was going on but anons in /pmg/ couldnt stop mentioning him for a while
>>584823089>>584823564
>>584823068oof, that was awfulThanks for joining bwos, back to the drawing board
>>584823089
>>584823269Yo, I told you I’m cool, cuh—quit trippin' and just let a playa be! I’m beat to the bone and just gotta get ready for bed. That mess hit me before I even woke up... Lord have mercy. I just need to catch some heavy Z's, and tomorrow gonna be lookin' righteous, fo sho.My eyelids are heavy as lead, droopin' real sudden-like. I hate how it all went down, but it’s all gravy, baby. Just gonna blow a bullet in my skull and be good—ain't got a single worry when I'm out cold. Oh, nevermind, I'm solid now. My bad, we cool now, gang?
>>584823625I'm sure there were troll imitators but as far as I know the real guy actually pretended to be Red all day long with his Leaf tulpa
Should I bother looping for my own parents that give 10+ Sprint this late in the game or just give up and prepare for CM22?
One of the greatest characters ever created.
Left or right?
>>584823957It's not too late though
>>584824226Left every day
>>584824226Kris S for me
>>584823957sprint parents are still far from good outside of generic parents. Look for stuff with Ramp Up, Tail Held High, Playtimes Over, Slipstream, stuff like that. You're not gonna find a purpose built sprint parent for all of that
>>584824226There's no need to pin two bad brown bitches against each other
>>584823089I always like seeing this poster
It's not nice to tease Tarumae about visiting Tomakomai.
Oh I guess I didn't have this yet>>584823665>>584823068if anyone has the Hakurakus for these I'd like to see them btw, should've asked earlier
>>584823957its not too late. this is literally when you should be making parents. im looping sprint oguris right now (sproguri as i call her.)>in b4 some turbotrainer tells me he has cm30 parents ready already
>>584824375Me too. Stillschizo is /uma/'s adorable pet
I got spooked by shakur, festa and cafewhose story should I read first?
>>584824469
>>584824498That's just ***** off meds again
>>584824469ew
>>584824469Oh good Ai Chan found someone to fuck her. I know she said she was horny.
>>584823957you have two weeks gwobwo
>>584824469>samplebwo
>>584824375>>584824498same. its funny. like i literally cannot read their text so i dont even try, its just like seeing a funny weirdo yelling at the sky on your walk home from work.
>>584824469I always like seeing this poster
Ugly AIUgly Ai
>>584824469use krea bro
>>584824469I always dislike seeing this poster.
...
>>584823957there is still not a single good power/sprint nishino parent in the entire database
>>584824469i'll sample that
>>584824705Post a sample to see if it's worth it
>>584824567Umama is actually a woman
I wonder how much power she would need to win with Medium E
>>584824682She's so cute bros...
>>584824814distance aptitude determines top speed, not accel I thought? So her speed would have to be insanely high
>>584823089I love Still and when I see this poster acting like her I can't help but want to love and protecc them.
>>584824836
samplechad spare me im on day 2 of nofap
>>584824927Below D it's accel also
stop posting porn
>>584824682Shacutie patootie
>>584824803it's a tranny on hrt
>>584825023Oh, interesting
Keep posting porn
i'd sample kingu all night
my cute cow
you're supposed to crop it first
>>584825273Several individuals are talking about this
>>584825307UOOOOOOO THAT BELLYYYYYY UOOOOOH
>>584816262Pokke's chest is delicious
>>584824731
Cant we just skip the dirt cm and go straight to GM
>>584825394What chest?
>>584825467nyo
>>584825467You can go fuck yourself, how about that
Copa Copa
Taru!
I don't know what to type here I just want to distract myself from the stress of my life
how do i use these ornaments in the event?
copa rapa
Check out these milfs
>>584825678You dont use them at all, just collecting them is enough. We'll get the rewards once the event is over
At the Copa Copacabana
>>584825686does copa rapa childa?
La copa para Boca
>>584825740holy SEX
>>584825740How do they give birth to these big fucking creatures, they look huge
>>584825320i see some first-rate areola
>>584825740SESESESEXOOOOOOO
>>584825498Flatties are baddies as the kids say
>>584825823>the skibbidi'd
Time to judge this generalYoghurt drinks.Yay or Nay?
>>584825823>chokes the copalib to some shit brazillian team again
>>584826189nyo
>>584826189Yes, I prepare them for my daughte every day, and for my wife every night
>>584826189I like them
>>584824528mcafe
>>584826223Not even Libertadores, but Sudamericana lmao.
>>584826189Nay, oats all the way
>>584825853Both foals were born in early 2025. Lucky Lilac's spawn was sired by Kitasan Black and Almond Eye's spawn was sired by Equinox. The foals are uncle and nephew.
>>584826189yay, I make kefir milkshakes every morning
thoughts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWKbbjeAoWw
>>584826189Yes yakult and kefir are fantastic
>>584826189>yog(h)urtkek
drama?
>>584826439
>>584826429>>584826450>kefirNot sure, but I think I've yet to try that. Keep hearing good things tho.>YakultFor me? It's Actimel/DanActive
>>584826410Sasuga KitasanWhen are they adding Equinox?
>>584826560curren's tits aren't that big yet
>>584826793They areI'd know, I did that
post a naked Curren
>>584826848
>whorren>worst posts of the threadclockwork
>>584826713>yoghurt>actimelYou should be in bed, germoid. It's late
uh oh meltyyyyyyy
>>584826793Is she getting a boob job?
>>584826896more like cockwork because she works thousands of them
>>584826891This is not a Curren>>584826992This Curren is wearing a towel
Which uma would you pick to gamble away 10 million dollars in the stock market?
>>584826582
this thread is just as bad as the game
goodnight bwosnot you, front runner players
>>584826239surely her tits are bigger than that
>>584827296Fuck you!
>>584827296umasumi bwo
>>584827232Rickey She's lucky
The better Curren!
>>584827314Ulala is bigger than her.
>>584827440^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>584827296heheh sore loser
her name is CHANLMAO
>>584827440Who?
>>584827383fuck you leatherman
Ramonu is so hot
Flatzuka...
>>584827445To have a smaller chest than Biko fucking Pegasus is a permanent brand of shame
>>584827445damn.. guess i have to pull for her now..
>>584827296KWAB
>>584827532
>>584827590
>>584827445mackie...
>>5848261894 Yays2 NaysThe Yays take it
gn
I'll never understand hating tits. Like why would you not be attracted to what makes a woman a woman?
>>584827569
>>584827776Bro men can grow tits too...
>>584827776Peak fertility girls don't have big tits
>>584827776for the same reason they would prefer traps over actual womancloseted homos
>>584827445>mogged by a retarded 10 year oldstillsisters.........
>>584827776Who exactly is hating tits here?
>>584824610Do we? People earlier were saying that sprint was in 7 hours so I was panicking.
>>584827802PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO
>>584827776I'm a cow enjoyer, but there's something about flatties that's strangely erotic....
>>584827445More like Samson Small! God I need her.
I sex this daily
>>584827776i don't know man but i like em all
>>584827625holy fuck I have to explode
SUZUKA IS EROTIC
>>584827296goodnight
>>584827776i like big and small boobs, its the medium ones i dont seem to care for.
>>584828097>All I care for are the extremesGay and cringe
>>584827532This but unironically.
I like boobs. Don't care how big or small. I just want to rub my face on them.
>>584827908you don't have to believe everything on the internet bwo... in fact... i might be lying too!!
>>584827264jirai kei curren ugh i'm folding HARD i'm losing BIG i'm letting ROPES
>>584827590>>584827892That just makes her hotter
>>584828073>>584828212why would it be ironic
>>584827776I don't think anybody can hate boobs, girls love them, straight man love them, and faggots would love to have them. There's just some of us who have a preference, but liking one thing does not imply you hate the other.
https://x.com/Kaita_R2/status/2111412094956650705
>>584828176
LET'S GO RICKEY
>>584828176The nutrients? GFuel
>>584828212>>584828310what was cygames thinking, this shouldn't be allowed
>>584828176thats rude, i hope you stub your toe and it kinda stings for a bit
>>584828408clown sex
>>584828483Oh but it is. And you'll be seeing her cleavage every time you press wit soon enough.
>>584828308Still's main appeal is being a gorgeous redhead with a slightly shapelier body than Suzuka. The whole dissociative identity disorder thing makes her unique too.
>>584828408The better Satono
>>584828530many are honking this
>>584828430Why is she grabbing her boob
>>584828562>gorgeouslmao
>>584828652This isn't right...
>>584828558Best Mejiro and Silly wife!
>>584828691Do you think she's not? Her career mentions her attractiveness several times and how it's weird that despite her appearance no one notices her.
>>584828558I didn't even consider this, if every wit click is going to give me Ramonu tits I can see how she saved uma
>>584828806
>>584828562For me her main appeal is being very mentally ill in a flavor of illness that has my heart and my balls in a chokehold due to prior experiences. Her being flat and exactly my type only serves to multiply this obsession of mine with her
>>584828843This is Mayano's older sister.
>>584828430
>>584828847
>>584829005I'm so lucky
>>584828843that's a completely average and almost NPC tier looking uma
Isn't Still's whole appeal attracting the "I can fix her" audience
>>584829005I can understand why small children lust after her
none of you play jp or know anything about SiL stop pretending
RICKEYLUCKYSHOTA NETORAREYYYYY
>>584829143There's literally nothing to fix
>>584829173She's not broken
>>584828558The best support cards are the ones that show tits or an ass.
>>584829143>fixYeah I can put a wedding ring on her finger.
>>584829175I played her career that's why I know there's nothing to fix
>>584827625>>584828212>>584828310>>584828558>>584828886>>584829081SEX WITH THE HAG
Sill in Love? more like Still in Lust.
>>584829175she's called Still In Larp for a reason
>>584829421proof?
>>584829387>beanerspeaknice one pablo
no one actually likes Still in Larp. she's like Gentildonna, if they weren't meme umas they would be as popular as shitters like Flight and that blonde one with glasses
>>584829561i may or may not have a knife pointed to my neck
>>584829620Gentildonna is mega hot why wouldn't people like her
>>584829620Still and Gentil just have good designs and 90% of people playing this game judge characters solely by whether they are attractive to them
>>584829175>or know anythingHer entire career and story are available on umatube right now
>>584829668Nishino sex
neichaaaaaaaa where's my fuckin OYL goddammit, this was meant to be the run
>>584829173the small children? me
There is a lot to fix actually. For example this one does not have 切れ者
>>584829978Can I have the brown one
>>584830107She's fast!
>>584826189the red yakult is ok
>>584829978kisses, hugs and love for all of them
>>584829978Stealth sex with speed in her office at the URA headquarters
Hokko has a great design
