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>>584809248https://x.com/SV_Hibiki/status/2111350157199716553from what ive read, seao svo swiss playoffs happened yesterday to figure out who makes it to top 8 todayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-Y9eBG7ktQwith 73 players in playoffs, having 6 swiss rounds to determine the top 8 makes most sense and any swiss bracket generator, including battlefly which svo uses, shows this.however, the 8 years of experience svo admins decided to have 5 swiss rounds. for some reason, one of the players that went 5-0 had to play in a tiebreak to make top 8 and lost that tiebreak so he did not make it to top 8 even though he went undefeated in the swiss rounds.you'd probably have to ask /ourguy/ essia or some other seao players for more details since im just an outsider looking in. idk why the 3rd 5-0 didnt auto qualify to top 8 as well
>>584820747impostor
I read the OP and there's still no news on the new set!!
>>584821421well, that new sets will likely be revealed within the next week or two.
>>584821421>>584821978https://www.youtube.com/live/YpfsK5U47ds
be a bad nonnie
I was joking when I said my donation was a bribe to keep Qawwy off the stream. I didn't know they took it seriously, LMAO.
piss on the knockout table and shit on the park bench
Oi, mate
yeah run away
>>584822857wdym
>>584822857wait, who, what?
>>584828164why do her brothers let her dress like this
>>584821048>with 73 players in playoffs, having 6 swiss rounds to determine the top 8 makes most sense and any swiss bracket generator, including battlefly which svo uses, shows this.they also did the same jew technique during igni showdown and managed to get away because it's not a real official tourney and no world ticket involved.but this is an official tourney, not their clique tourney. if that player is really pissed off, he can try to mail cygames in japanese to report the unprofessional conduct of jewing a round. cygame then can do something, esp when they already mentioned about merging svo into shadoba navi app on next world season.
we are so dead...
What im supposed to do if i cant farm social interactions here??
>>584831417post your gameplay
Heh, just triple dclimbed for t7 ladica lethal bros.
someone just triple climbed ladica me, bullshit game uninstalling
>>584831417this but unironicallythis thread is the only social interaction I have on the daily besides occasionally "talking" to store clerks and my one family member...
you think they're cooking up sv3/uncverse reboot in the background?
>>584832406No, do you not remember how fucked WB dev was?
>>584832696oh right... it's over
I think I forgot something but I can't remember what
wow someone put a curse on this guy
>>584833526WE NEED TO NERF GARODETH AND TIGHTROPE CAT NOW!!!!
LonelyHornyDepressedBored
>>584834331let's fix this together...
Barbaros (Fixed)
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>>584833669that's fucked
even the h*t*k* shill is goneits so over
>>584836841the what now?
Even during the most bleak timesI was here with you guysJust remember this when all the tourists come back
>>584833669maybe he is ugly
so fucking ded game
tranny poster is still here
so... something happened?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-Y9eBG7ktQSVO SEAO playoffs/finals
im not clicking until i see two gaping holes on cam
>>584842246Not clicking, sorry. Black Laif Matter!!!
Portal favoritism is killing the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-Y9eBG7ktQok its actually up
They are taking forever with their turns...
With thousands of dollars on the line, they should play as quickly as possible.
>>584831568adorable
>forest vs portalso hype....
9pp: destroy all enemy followers and deal 10 to the enemy leader
>mooom he played finisher
what's worse, full power cutty portal or full power evo forest
>>584840408That moment when people quote the high functioning dumbass.Can't tell if he should feel some sort of shame or elated for being noticed.
i am so tired of evoslop
evo is literally the game
>>584846467The answer is portal lol. Portal is about to kill forest despite all the heals and buffed boards.
evolve is the reason the game is diferent from hearthstoneit is the main selling point
this guy comes up in the lobby and slaps your shadoba gf's asswhat do u do
>>584848106sit in the park bench and pray that he will be gentle to danchou
and then i played chaos legion for lethal
amazing how the portal buffs killed the competitive scene and thread vibes
>double ramp burnite+erntz vs amulmao its already over go next
>>584849081
why did no one bring pirateatleast pirate games are exciting to watch
>>584849251OH NOOOOOOOOO
>>584849426This into Bahamut to banish 3 amulets the turn after into Erntz... It's so over
havensissy humiliation ritual
What is this caster>I dont really play haven>I dont really play portal>I dont really play forest>I dont really play sworddo they even play the game?
>>584849691he's abyssfag
>>584849673It's haven redemption time. Rally sword is a good match up for amulet.
good news: havensister to back for revengebad news: marie is getting beaten up for it
yeah i don't think sword can win this
i fell asleep and missed everything>>584849691the redzone guy does notigni barely plays
just tuned inswordbros how we doing?
who beat up this guy
>>584851085rally or go home and still go home because you face haven
very tanoshii mirror decided on first evo turn
>>584851485uhh
Dustday-less forest vs portal with stacked hand gg
>>584851902uhh
/svg/ is so fucking retarded it's unreal
vixon's mom has been speaking to him during the entire match baka
Piggybros...
forest healed twice with legendary bat while portal spent 3 evolves on cutthroat and portal still won decisively
HUGE drama going on at tanoshii
someone STOLE next month's PRIZE from the guild lounge's TROPHY CASEdanchou is ANGRY!!
just busted a fat nut to some cosplaywhores
>>584853090But the prize is sex with en- I mean tourneyanon? How can you steal that?
>>584853612i stole that
>>584853775But en- I mean tourneyanon is a whore and will just have sex again?
Tourneyanon gives "trophies" and "prizes" to everyone
unfunny retards hours
thats every hour
whats more painfulusing a high cost storm follower to destroy/answer the enemy board instead of hitting face or using a bunch of aoes to destroy a single tall enemy follower
>>584854375why did you take this picture
>>584854383aoes easily because at least the follower has tempo
>>584854547there is nothing going on with the generali wanted to post marie
>>584854375Sword should've played cesar earlier and saved his sietes for this point instead
I'm playing tempo forest
We know danchou
Let me guess, tempo forest in unlimited??
someone stream so we can bull- i mean, cheer a fellow /svg/ on
>this handwe won
>>584854916I won't when theres a tourney going on
>>584854916i got a nice winstreak to legendary today, im like 6 wins away from beyondi might stream tomorrow
>>584854993what if i costream the tournament
i wouldve missed that sword lethal
not sevoing setus was retarded holysaving it for next year
>>584854934he conceded when i played belt...leah is the truth!!
>>584855347
>>584855451if setus was at 9hp, that mate lethal wouldnt have worked and the barbaros lethal wouldve been rng
>>584855347you are pretty stupid
>>584855649myb both wouldve been rng, at least one of two coins hitting the setus
>>584855749you are also pretty stupid
You know it's a banger top cut when I only know one of the 8 players.
>>584855656>>584855875and where's your lethal lines mr smarty pants
both players are tilting atm
>>584856035what is 2 + 2 + 2 equal to?
>>5848560986now ill repeat my questionand where's your lethal lines mr smarty pants
>>584856035*smooch* there's my lethal on your heart cutie <3
how are these people not having cutthroat, i think i've LITERALLY never seen this in ladder
>>584856169now read what this card does
>>584856096you know this match is real shit when both players are doing the thinker pose
>>584856235I know what the card doesnow ill repeat my questionand where's your lethal lines mr smarty pants
>>584856282no you don't know what the card doesread it again
>>584856334ok i read it againnow ill repeat my questionand where's your lethal lines mr smarty pants
>>584856380apparently you can not read
>>584856282WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME I HATE YOU I HOPE YOU DIE I HATE YOU I HOPE YOU DIE I HATE YOU I HOPE YOU DIE I HATE YOU I HOPE YOU DIE I HATE YOU I HOPE YOU DIE I HATE YOU I HOPE YOU DIE I HATE YOU I HOPE YOU DIE I HATE YOU I HOPE YOU DIE I HATE YOU I HOPE YOU DIE I HATE YOU I HOPE YOU DIE I HATE YOU I HOPE YOU DIE I HATE YOU I HOPE YOU DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
ghosted again..
>>584856474i can readand i noticed you still have not posted your lethal lines
>>584856534if you could read, then what part of super evolving first mate for 2 (clearing a 12 hp ward) into quickblader for 2 into flag for 2 (equal 6!) is rng?
>>584856631there's your lethal line!was that so hard?
so you are just stupidcouldn't you have just said that from the start
>>584856709you could've said your lethal line from the start
>>584856264[good news]bricked thestae forest beats cutthroat portal
maybe you if you weren't stupid you would have seen such an obvious linefrom the start
>>584856816>Not like this......
>>584856865maybe if you weren't such a bitch you would have said your lethal line from the start
im a bitch and you are stupiddeal?
>>584856963deal
>>584856816buffed 5 storm cards with Lu Woh award
another bricked portali root for the haven side
>mfw portal losing these amazing skybound cards like luwoh
portal loses 20 face damage with skybound rotating
azvaldt haven beats up gay evoslop portal brothers
10 packs left... finally..
>>584858154yay!
mfw opponent doesnt play cutthroat
stealing 2 camiscillas baka
3rd dust days less victory today
is Thestae just bait?
embarrassing
mfw you forget slaus does 3 dmg face
Marie humiliation ritual
>>584860275was the slaus damage guaranteed?
>>584860598yesigni surprisingly called it but the player missed it
>>584860275again
>>584861890oops almost won there
Surely Mari story next patch
>>584862510no they would have teased it already
>>584860275>>584862013this fucking Vixon retard won the whole thing so fucking lucky
alright we are moving to koreahttps://www.youtube.com/live/cmLGzgte6KQ
>>584860275What the hell is slaus?
>>584863283same set as miroku
what are these stats what do they say why dont we get something like this
>>584863649english speaking sv is lame as ballsits comparing the dicks between the 2all but 3 cards are different, 2 randalls and 1 door instead of 2 sharpie and 1 mordred
Ho-chan reprint, vampy, and sekka next set.Vampy as an abyss leader.Can't wait for the next set, bros.
these heart rates are way too high for playing a card game
>>584863002I'm glad I stopped watching in the semifinals to play another game. These portal players are so hard carried by cutthroat being busted.
i hope next set is vampbitch and i hope it flop terribly so these pedopedo can stfu already
>>584863924I hope they make her a gold again but dogshit this time kek bloodpedos BTFO
>>584863002Yea imagine letting this guy top while the goat gets eliminated by a stupid ruling.Literal dog admins.Garbage as usual.
why is he not clearing wilnas
>>584864160he got the cant clear wilnas award
>>584864160wilnas is too strong against forest
wow he said pumping for wilnas in perfect english
why do people call thestae literally dust days
>>584864710because its her name. thestae is a localization
why do people call royal literally sword
sword (royal) is so bad
why do people call danchou a prostitute
erm its called sex worker
>>584864779fuck I've never read the jp name before i thought it was just a pet name, thanks anon
>>584866065oh my god she is so beautifulhow do i get a girlfriend who looks like thissighhhhhhhhhh
>>584866248you dont
>>584864710>>584864779>>584865559>character's name is plain English>translation gives her a completely different name anywaysThis is why I despise localizer trannies, they pull this shit off every in every fucking game they touch with their filthy hands
>>584866580Dust days isn't a name. Japanese is way more accepting of names that are weird ass shit than English is. If you don't want to deal with the constraints of English then you only have one solution.
>>584866580stfu retard
How do you read Burnite's Japanese name though
mingigod speaking both english and japanese makes me leak...
>>584866993I'd read it as like Burnedknight.If you ever want to fall into an existential nightmare try and read Japanese trying to render Semitic words/names. It's actually hell.
>>584866723I fail to see the problem with naming a character "dust days". I don't care if it sounds stupid, there is no excuse for trannylators coming up with fanfic.>If you don't want to deal with the constraints of English then you only have one solution.Joke's on you I know enough Japanese to get by in shadoba. Not enough to fuck off from international communities unfortunately.>>584866993Burnt knight obviously
just milled jeanne
>>584867316>I don't care if it sounds stupidThe target audience do. Brother, we are not the target audience. The sooner you accept it the sooner you can stop getting mad.
>>584867316god you are so fucking stupid to see how stupid you are
just used alchemic flare to kill rose
>>584866367why the fr*ck not......
they have loser and winner poses lmao>>584867723because you are sub5
>>584867482>The target audience do.Oh I'm sure their dream target audience does, problem is said target audience was already gone by week 1.>>584866845>>584867556Can you stop replying to me subhuman?
>>584867817it's not fairit's NOT FAIR
>>584854882Rotation
>>584867819The target audience is "anyone that wants the game to read naturally in their language" which is most fucking people. Now there's an intelligent conversation to be had about the centralised control of translations that modern licencing and distribution laws create and how they force everyone into the most marketable translation theory which there are probably communities would would like different focuses, that's why there's double digit major bible translations that are maintained and receive updates, all with slightly different goals. But "hurr why they do fanfiction" isn't an intelligent conversation, it's being a bitch.
you learned to read katakana and now you think the whole world should operate to your rhythmjust stfu alreadyit's clear you don't know shit about anything
based
just scheduled a week of spring cleaning
>>584868036>The target audience is "anyone that wants the game to read naturally in their language" which is most fucking people.As in you can't read the game naturally if the character's name is a string of two extremely common English words? Perhaps they should localize all Japanese names to make English-speaking people more comfortable as well, how about renaming Oda Nobunaga to Napoleon while we're at it?>>584868065I understand you're butthurt and insecure but projecting this much can't possibly be good for your own mental health.
Alysion waiting room
>>584868527That is possibly the most asinine thing I've read today and I've been in both hsrg and /pw/
just lit ian on fire
>>584868595get hype for these Epic Animationshttps://x.com/DIGIMON_ALYSION/status/1951115681740816417
peak dunning kruger
>>584868705Oh yeah? If you ask me the most asinine thing here is your own retarded logic. "Dust Days (latin alphabet)" is a perfectly fine (and accurate!) translation of "Dust Days (moonrunes)", no English speaker would have felt uncomfortable with this name but they just had to go with fanfiction once again instead.
Yay!!
>>584869095fuck off
HAVEN ON STREAM
Dust DaysBurned KnightLala AnthemRitualEyes Eden
When is next anime airing?
>>584869236shut up FAGGOT keep larping about your kanna skills
>>584869318kiss me
>>584869095What deck did you use? Barbatos keeps bullying the ones I've got through to delve with.
>>584869268sigh
>>584869280At this point, never
>>584869272Dust DaysBurnt KnightLilanthim is okayRune Ritual (another very nice case of fanfiction btw)Aizeden is perfectly fine>>584869318You're paranoid and you can't even spell kana correctly
>>584869543Basically pirate sword I had the boons where: Get two coins at game start Evo = flag, two+ flags = two extra countdown on my turn At super evo summon a 3/5 wardTurn 4 or something summon a 4/4 and deal 1 damage to all enemy followersPlaying silver cards = 1 damage to enemy leaderI stomped basically everything except the forest hag, that one took like 4 tries it was way harder imo
>>584869272Could be Night rather than Knight. To go with Daisy.
>>584869675I’m tired and on mobile I can spell just fine!I noticed after I posted but meh, I will be asleep any minute now I have other things to worry about (like how I’m up way too late)
>>584869543You need to high roll boons to beat barbatos this bitch is severely overtuned
>>584869543I beat her easily with highlander portal.Cutthroat boon, Myuu boon, and Camiscilla boon are the 3 important ones, in that order. The 4th boon can be whatever. Pick the gold cards draw you a card for Eudie's boon.
>>584869823"Burnt Night" does sound pretty niceAnyways Burnite doesn't trigger my autism anywhere near as much as Th*stae or Rune P*rtal, it's a fine translation
just lit a candle before going to sleep
dust days is a play on word thats not possible to translate to englishbtwstupid fuck
I did it!
>>584870161Ritual is Zoe. That's a real case of localization unlike Thestae.
>>584870345https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmLGzgte6KQHaven can't win. It's sad
>beat her easily>needed 3 specific boons
>>584870424yeah he's just a midwit looking at the most surface shit because he just learned how to read kana and thinks he's some hot shitthat's why he's so hyper focused on dust day/thestae (of which they actually did a good job with her name). there's another card that got the same treatment and it's also a very good job (same set too btw but he's too much of a retard to figure it out)
he probably didn't even beat barbaros in 3 turns tooall of that rerolling for nothing
The main characters of shadowverse
just did my daily studying of japanese
>>584870424>>584870639>Ritual is Zoe.Yeah my bad hen I see "ritual" I immediately think of the card that actually has the moonified word in it rather than a completely different name
>>584869272blacked knight...
do we have an ai slop copy of shadowverse yet
>>584871753yes, it's called shadowverse: worlds beyond
*laugh track*
it wasn't a joke though
just got smother mated and took out my flamethrower in anger
Ennui
just got told to clean the basement before tomorrow
ennui
just threw the moon into the incinerator
tourneynny!
svg ruined my life and shadowversei got matched with a rune opp using the velharia leader and i just started instinctively shouting "ENNUI ENNUI ENNUI"it became such a problem that i had to get escorted out of my special needs class by security through a wheelchair, and now i'm on medication
I want Igniteus' commentary on SEA SVO and his co-commentator said that "L'âge d'Or" (Sword card) meant "Age of Gold".He was wrong; it means "Golden Age".
just logged off after playing spellboost in a park match
We are herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QizDOJoybaw
>>584855451Am I being trolled by the discussion around this? You just sevo barb and crash it into setus for 1 ping, break the flags for 4 using the two coins, then play quickblader and hit face for lethal.
>>584874215it was just one anon saying he would miss it
we're actually in herehttps://www.youtube.com/live/AISooF18y-I?si=iUazfaOsfsoAmMqG
ive been watching >>584863161
>>584873924Sex with Myuu
>>584873924his heels are so cute...
HOLY SHIT HE WON!!!
There are people in this thread that dont have a visage.
>>584875872i like leaders more
>>584875872visage as a solution to the shitty hair and face presets is some whalebait shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fulOjw8qzgoTourney full of cuties
>dropping althenia and sevoing her after opponent has used all of their board clears dealing with a gorillion fairies and watching them immediately forfeit
>>584881240nerf rune
9 swords in my weekend tourney
I have no one to do weekend tourney with
>>584883721faggot
>>584885863rude
>>584881240glad the finals in korea was also an honest mirror
>Another 3-1 weekHow did yours go
>>584887839i won
>>584887839I went 3-1 too with Haven
>>584887839i do mine after reset to get the weeklies done faster
fuck haven and ur I jerk off while healing for 100 deckshope ur never t1 deck faggots
>>584887839I won with Evo Portal.
anyone wanna wintrade? 3-4 games
>>584894414sure, wait for evo unlock before lethalI'm in the lobby
>>584894616i queued up a game n its against haven ill be there in a bit sorry.
https://x.com/picoasaba1122/status/2111819661721702759
>womanyikes
Come back..
>>584900803i'm logging in
>>584900803you dont care
>>584900803Maybe next set...
I'll come back when bampi comes back
>>584906739check your crate
Next set is probably some snooze fest like wards and their heirs or partners… not looking forward to it
we are all looking forward to wardkino
no hypeno card revealsshadow drop streamthey are quiet quitting this game
Baggots are not welcome in this thread...
>>584908031I’d normally agree on the quiet quitting especially since they are trying to minimize mentioning shadowverse in their quarterly reports, but they decided to launch a fucking LATAM server of all things.Is shadowverse supposed to be a loss leader or something? But they aren’t even doing collabs or pandering for new players. wtf is the dev team really doing
retard
How can Eudie even compete?
Eudie is for the dogs
I'm making another giant redstone machine, anyone wanna help me...?
are you making another mob farm??
clique fatigue
>>584908031they can't eos just yet after investing so much into fake gaysports
clique is dead bro
you know it is grim when even the clique quitted
the clique never cared about the game itself
the clique play more than you
What are you schizos even talking about?
the return of the clique will happen next set
I'm uninstalling if next set is shit
you said that last set
so lonely
I'm having fun. I think this is the most I have ever played shadoba.>Lots of viable decks>Nothing is too cancerous like roach or d-shift used to be>Nothing is too strong>Havens stall deck is tier 2 at best
why even bother opening packs in this kusoge0.0000000000001% for a leader
>>584921784ThisFucking boring
>try to do daily lobby>dragoncunt leaves after i drop limil
>>584921730I think cutthroat is pretty cancer to play against and it is definitely too strong. Dragon is still the same unfun uninteractive match up but I'm glad it has waned in popularity. Overall though, it is not that bad. In my opinion, the worst meta was the months of Milteo.
leader doesn't make me strongerleader doesn't make me play betterleader doesn't make me any less miserable
leader makes me horny and i cum while playing
you can do so easily without leaders, porn addict
>>584925551How much would she charge me for a date?
>>584923873The matchmaking algo cygames uses gives advantage to whales to increase engagement
we are all herehttps://www.twitch.tv/dkayed
>>584925551Lish whore visage erp
i think i wanna try rallyhow is it? any good dicks?
what should I watch while eating
danchou's sex tape
thanks for ignoring mejerks
how about you try finding the dick yourself FAGGOT
>>584932158I hate you and I hope you die
>>584932943i knew it i knew it i knew it
>>584929496rally's alright. probably tier 1.5-2 status.
>>584933332die already
>>584933376i will
>>584933597good make sure to post here right before you do it
>>584933791you will never see me again meanie
>>584933616uooh
>>584933616>>584929496sex with doroshii
>>584933839good and I hope nobody else does either
LAST HOURS TO CLAIM YOUR 2500000 RUPIES IN LATAM SERVERThere are only a handful of people playing it, anybody here could be the winner
>>584935567what do you need so many rupies for when you get like 150 free packs
>>584936727So you can afford the next expansions, duh.
>>584936897you expect browns to think about long term?
>>5848878393-1 too
>>584939051Wahey!>>5848878392nd in the lobby, if that makes any sense.the order was Ramp, Flag, Ramp, then Flag.
>>584887839went 3-1 with rally. i made a mistake against portal but idk if it mattered or not.
rune nerf killed the game
I don't want to do the weekend tournament
>>584943738I at least did......33 left...
samesamesamesame
>>584939051who the hell is taking so long
same...
How long until they print another neutral win condition once Sandal is gone?
>>584935567why do they split lobbies like this
>>584947607Super skybound (15): for the rest of the game, all played followers gain storm
do we forgive kmr now
turn 14 weekend tournament match yikes
>>584951812haven?
>>584951925yes
>>584952174haha, we hold your games hostage!GAO!!
good ol days
AND THEN THE CROWD GOES CRAZY!!I want to dedicate this to all my fans!!
>>584957651pumping
The fun Shadowbanons will return next set, trust!
so if I'm still here I'm not fun???
General is gonna be so lively once the vampire princess is announced..
>>584958761See Rain or Kroni as my definition of fun
>>584958924Love bampy a lot!
>>584959143the fuck
Man...
>>584957651good job m
>>584958924is it literally just the vampire princess left waiting forwe already pulled trigger on azvaldt and we barely got any returnees
i want the next set to come already
>>584963965then do something else for 10 days
What im supposed to do for the next 10 days
>>584964196learn a language
>>584964660ok then have a fun 10 dayssimple
>>584964413Im already trying to learn english, be patientyeah i fat fingered enter before finishing my post, sowwy
>>584964196how about you be my girlfriend for 10 days (no sexual stuff)
>>584965079the best i can do is to be platonic lovers
ive spent the past 3 weeks just gooning, 10 more days is nothing
>>584965079ok!!
i spent the last week healsluting it up..............
>>584966132Good healslut!
>>584961353Tfw you accidentally didn't play the game for two months
一个打飞机的骚技巧:快到临界点、蛋蛋发紧、龟头一跳一跳的时候,立刻把手从鸡巴上拿开,别再碰它。让那根肉棒自己在空气里抽搐、弹跳,先把第一波浓精硬生生喷出来——射的时候会感觉整根鸡巴在自己抖,精液一股一股往外涌,爽得你腰眼发麻。等第一波射完、还在滴精的时候,再一把抓住还硬着的鸡巴,用力从根部撸到龟头,快速撸动迎接第二波。这时候敏感度爆表,第二波射精会更猛、更烫、更持久,整个人被快感顶得腿软、呻吟都压不住,精液会射得比刚才更远更厚。
plapping imari
>>584967394theres no way im doing alldat
>>584967394Thanks a lot...
33 more...
>>584968149huh
>>584968485just me counting how many more wins worth of BP points left to fully max the pass, least the deadline is next set this time.
>>584967394你關台後有興趣了解可以找我
wtf are you guys saying
speak english
chinese imari secrets...
>>584968815利用冰袋或者保冷劑冷凍會陰位置然後自慰,射精嘅時候會射出比平時更濃厚嘅精液,甚至有「令人諗返起第一次射精」或者「舒服到出現輕微休克」嘅評價,不過目前為止冷凍自慰嘅評價好壞不一,最終舒服與否都係要視乎個人體質。
>>584969512insctructions unclear, now I have an icicle stuck in my ass
i still havent opened one cutthroat...
>>584969854sameim still missing like 5 legendaries
such a shame the azvaldt enforcers got an overall aura loss when they ditched their rad designs
Why there are no leaks this time...
>>584970926least one of them kept the dapper suit.
shadowverse has a lot of viewers on twitch randomly. i checked it out, who are these people
>>584973651pro player and chappy girlfriend
>>584973651>randomlythey are consistent streamers
is pirate just a free win for haven?doesnt seem possible to win when everything heals for 6+ and has ward + aura in the late game
>>584974126no
you cant take upskirt battle table photos of yourself in latam wtfthis server SUCKS
predict next months portal buffs
good game to end on, gn /svg/!!
>>584975508bring back dragon oracle...
>>584974126Nope. Pirate has to set up flags and threaten a 15+ damage turn while Haven has to play wards and/or stay at the right amount of health. Like 2 flags popping and big guy sevo can be a 19dmg turn if there is no ward or a 15dmg turn through 1 ward.
holy yaoi sleeves
>>584977302holyim gonna log in just for this
holy cow you guys are gay
fennie says gay rights
kids these days don't understand GAR
>>584974968If you have played three cutthroats, deal 20 damage to the opponents leader at the end of your turn.
>>584974968Cutthroat buffEnhance (7) - Gain +5/+5. Deal 5 damage to an enemy follower and then the enemy leader.Enhance (9): Gain +10/+10 and deal 10 damage instead.
Don't forget the obligatory nerfs to decks that have been around for too long. I'm predicting dragon and rally sword will be hit.
you all cheered when crystal got nerfed
Scammed
sakakibara is streaming
>>584982271nice shorts whore
MAJOR drama going on at tanoshii
danchou said they didnt reach S++ quick enough and there will be lashes
>>584983489>danchouWho?
Better join shadowbabs to guarantee S++ first month
sakakibara (kukishiro) lost to haven (kukishiro)
sakakibara lost to combo elf
sakakibara lost to ramp dragon
Loser losing is not news worthy
suckycuckybara just started jerking off because his opponent played imari
sakakibara went back to amulet
>>584984398never joining a guild with august the cunt
what did he do
he's extremely rude and arrogant
oh...
he's the one who posts homoshit about aizeden
>he
>has
>>584987501>august the cuntContext?
>no
woah slow downthis general's going too fast
August makes me feel seen and valid.
https://www.twitch.tv/akanedayonI'm watching Akane. I need my dose of cuteness
uhhh i thought women only play abyss and sword
>>584992732Forest too
>>584870330Okay not the idiot that thinks reading kana means he understands the language, but I've been trying to figure it out for a day, please spoonfeed me the wordplay, I'm retarded and fail to spot a lot of wordplay and it's reached the "annoying song you can't get out of your head" level of infection.
that post has nothing to do with shadoba
it has nothing to do with shadoba. it has everything to do with shadoba
What is shadowba worth? Nothing... Everything.
empty...cold...void...
Do we really have no news on the new set yet?
>>584998534We know it's all new characters.
>>584998534Stream on 24th, release 28th. All new characters.
>>584998660>>584998715No... my wife, Elana was suppose to be next..
>>584998887RoB for Christmas with limited leader trust
I have 6 figure rupies saved up for bampi..
bampi wont even glance at you if its not 7 figures
i always knew bampi was a gold diggerall women are the same
>>584999340bampi will glance at me for at most 175k rupies (unless cygays changes how hard pity works)
>>584954440
im really bad at this cutthorat deck
im really good at this deepthorat dick
i can confirm
>>584998187I can fill you up...
god of havencraft...
we will never get to craft custom potions because itll be too complicated, sad
>>585007127with your bussy?
>>585008810Custom potions? Wrong game?
>>585009694you won't get it
>GODS and GODDESSES of HavencraftsapolloGseira chinenakaneKINGU>fraudssacuckybara
seira is a fraud
>>585008810>>585009694Othergame gets all the cool flavorful effectsMeanwhile we get.... Storm..AndFanfare evolve this follower...
>>585009813Explain. I'm the bakaest
>>585010419potions are a hearthstone mechanic and its something youre never gonna have in this game where fear and loathing is the most complicated a card will get
hearthstone looks ugly n looks like it plays like it has 1fps
>>585010806>random effectsLooks like giga poop
>>585011307this is the original cardhttps://hearthstone.wiki.gg/wiki/Kazakus
So what guild to join? I'm an active player I won't do ERP stuff tho
hooglandia
>>585015112Tanoshii
>>585015112gotta be igni familia or hooglandia
>>585015112>I won't do ERP do you jerk off alone you loser??
>Brought back a lot of nostalgic characters, really paid attention to the existing lore, and there wasn't a singular metawarper deck IMO. One of the better sets in WB.
>>585018116heccing nostalgia
no metawarping deck at all
>>584987501Oh hey I thought it was just me Is that the leader I don’t remember his name even but yeah he was a freak
>>585018116this is probably among the biggest imbalance between the crafts so far
>>585019959They made the deck way too consistent There’s maybe 1/20 games where you don’t get cutty
why is fairy convocation not basic
So why did we nerf rune 5 times in a row??
portal is the face of wb so it should be eternally t0
>>585019959abyss and rune fighting for their lives
>>585019959uhm is the deck really that good?I'm playing it in ~1500 CR but it doesn't seem that oppressive
>>585025392It's really not. It just has almost no bad matchups, but it never feels that it's unbeatable.
lumiwhore
It came to me in a dream. Marie will get her story update in December.
>>585026485Myuu segs
>>585017832We don’t erp but I jerk off with a girl on voice 10 years younger than me (I’m 30 she’s 20)am I a bad person I love shadowverse I wish she enjoyed it too
>>58502822610 years too old
forsen
>>585028226yuck disgusting adultophile get the fuck out of my general
tired of rune
game is so dead nobody even bothered to make ai cheat for it
>>585032260that shows decent programing now-a-days.
>>585031456As a sword player I hate you
>>585036847Umm I thought haventrannies was just a joke
>>585037248He was sexually abused
havensissies get choked by portalchuds
i easily farm portaltrannies with cuckishiro
I just watched godofhavencraft kill some kuki player on turn 8 with cutty though
he highrolled and cuck bricked
i took a nap over two weeks ago and my sleep schedule has not recovered sincei fucking hate naps, even more than shadowverse
>>585036847>>585037536Portalpedos...
>>585040087Yeah it was definitely the nap two weeks ago, couldn't possibly be any other aspect of your lifestyle or habits.
>>585045440my lifestyle has been the exact same
>>585047452Yeah, probably not very good...
naps are when the devil rapes you so it makes sense
https://x.com/nagomitei_chu3/status/2112310327857553910Danchou..
danchou is gone...
>>585049342pumping to danchou every day...
>>585049342>plays a card game and a gacha thats not Shadowversethats danchou alright
>playing face DORAGON>portalpedo forfeits turn 2Daily reminder cuckthroat kneels to face DORAGON GODS.
daily reminder that you are not even epic
>>585052243why do you hurt me so?
>>585052243Umm actually I was ULTIMATE and then I fell to 1450 using a homebrew ramp deck that was, to be honest, quite fun. I'll have you know you're talking to THE CHAMPION of Group A of the Chronicle of Destiny cup, by the way. Show some respect.
still not epic though
im quite epic tho
what deck should I stream tonight
>>585053579cute
>>585054857roach
>>585055107ok gimme a list
i need a hand...
>>585054857rally sword
>>585055634ok first anon to give me a list wins
>>585055561
>>585055801tyI will be streaming in 90m probably
>>585055669i got to legend with this
>got to legendgo back
danchou is back!finally i can start pumping again...
>>585055861too late sorry maybe next timegreat job though!
my pants are down waiting for the stream
Can't find anything but mirror matches up here...
>>585058174good job...
>>585058174Not even beyond but you are higher than the #1 ranked abyss. Not an overtuned deck btw according to the portal downplayers here.
we need a bibatii unnerf
blud is shadow boxing again
I've had more rematches asked playing two weeks of latam than playing 1 year of global. What're these people problem? I find it so mental illness going for rematch. Like, do they seethe that much for losing?
it's not that deep brothe mentally ill person here is you
Bro theres 3 people active in this general and you choose to have a beef with one of them
there's 3 active people in this general and I'm two of them
3 active people who never use the reply function
im active i just choose not to engage
just uhi just uh
all posters here are me
those just posts?all me, you cant take credit
3 packs left..............barb...... my beloved..
even the clique diedand creepshoters...
Danchou?
>>585063457yea?
Will there ever be a haven leader better than Galleon?
>>585064109When Himanko comes out
>>585064109fuuuuuuark...>>585064379FUUUUAAAAARRK
where is the fucking stream danchoumy dick is getting cold
ur danchou is no more...
Here's your stream (not shadoba related)https://www.youtube.com/live/0ioh1kX8Ioo?si=xuSP808Z4WL_o8K5
>>585064109>>585064379Kandima already exists
>>585066549>all those underage spics in the chatlmfaooooooooooo
I like having streams as background noise, it makes me feel less lonely
i do that too...
same..
gay
i know...
YOU are gay
yes and??
I was going to watch danchou stream while eating but danchou FUCKING LIED so what should I watch while eating today
https://www.twitch.tv/anonon_no1 hour, perhaps
>>585068617https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXdiB5VLtVAjust watch previous days if you need more time
curse you danchou
whisper into the mic please..
holy shit this music is ass
'chou is about to be exposed as an absolute forest fraudster because he can only play t*mpo and not real forest (roach)
QUICKIS THIS LETHAL!!!?!
>>585069180no but he should of planned for a two turn lethal instead of otk
danchou just missed lethal
stop playing unlimited
>>585069298he's quiet quitting
stream some aion 2
chat is this lethal? quick im about to lose!
u know what they say about single man with cat...
wait a second...danchou has a cat...which means...ayyy my danchou!
danchou is a woman
you need to think about killing opp instead of just surviving
uh oh danchou getting uppityneeds a spanking
>pov you are not playing a aggro deck in unlimited
uh ohdanchou is up against ward haven
no fun allowed havenfaggot in unlimited zzz
100 pumps for every giggle...
meow
u shouldnt need to clear every single board, this is what I mean by focusing too much on surviving. you needed to save an arrow for the roach turn there
i wish i can cure my porn addiction
>>585071782same
[sad news]danchou still hasn't gotten a single roach kill
[happy news]danchou laughs like a little schoolgirl
the cat has been silenced
danchou is coping
you missed lethal by not playing roach again last turn
hurry hurry help danchou find the lethal!
you still could have won by clearing and leaving no board up though, you have arrow
roach losing to dclimbnever thought id see the day
yeah well would rather 0% chance to win or 30% chance to win dummy
quick!!
danchou missed the simplest roach lethal everwhat a fraud
>>585073523i only counted 12 damageguess i suck...
no way you are gonna end the stream with out pulling off the combo ONCE
one hour passedyou are past your bedtime unc
>>585073690wait nvm i found exact lethal, i played roach too early in my mind
ur gonna lose again because you didn't push damage
why is danchou giggling like a little girl
she's embarrassed by her performance today
This is just sadStick to tempo """forest""" aka green sword, retard
th-thanks for coming bwos
was that 0 roach lethals the entire stream?
I'm glad you guys don't know my stream...
hopefully someone good streams next time
*sigh* Forced to watch chappy now
>>585074413Kill yourself already retard you can't even play the game
>>585074534many are saying this
>>585073523is this exact lethal or can more dmg be doneroachbros tell me
sorry but i cannot pump to this gameplay
>>585074641it's 14 max
>>585074652i'd let you pump to mine but im playing another game right now..portal fatigue and it's late..
>>585074670fuckkk im not built for this
I pumped to danchou's nervous embarrassed laughter
same perfect time to sleep now that im drained
i should learn how to stream...
retarded attentionwhoring faggot youre the reason why this general is so deadfuck off already go back to whatever fotm gacha you've been playing
>>585074413i came alright...
budding 1carbuncle 1cairn 1roach 5roach 6ez
I hate you so fucking much just disappear already I hate you
sneed
fucking loser idiot retard I hate you so much
>>585068713bro is the one piece of eating saladi have 3000 episodes to catch up on...
muggy is having a melty again
never come back here again every single one of us hates you I hate you give up the guild to an actual good danchou
we all fucking hate you just kill yourself just die just fuck off
i said roach fully expecting danchou to not win a single game with roach to faceit was so sexy watching her struggle with such a hard dick
it was just sad...
sorry
>emoji tripleswhy cant they just stick to numbers man
cunt
It's not fun playing 30 turnsIt's not fun having the board wiped every turnIt's not fun having playing against a follower who resurrects herself 2 turns laterIt's not fun dealing with storm birds and harpiesIt's not fun playing against a wall of wardsIt's not fun playing against a class that gives +1/+1 to a unit and 1 healing every turnIt's not fun playing against a class that vomits 3 followersIt's not fun playing against class that can permanently buff +1/+2 all ward followersIt's not fun delaying the game with 10+ heal for 2 manaIt's not fun getting hit in the face t damage every turnIt's not fun having your aura followers banishedIt's not fun having all your followers stunned and banished on the next turnIt's not fun playing against a class playing amulets with 0 mana engage that heals, splits damage, and barriers the leaderIt's not fun playing against a class that can have 5 crests do everything for themIt's not fun playing against a class that can tutor random followers for 4+ turns with just a single evo cost, and has a fanfare destruction for 5 manaIt's not fun playing against a class that can do 2 aoe with a super evolve follower activeIt's not fun playing against a 5/17 wardIt's not fun playing against a self superevolving 9/11 ward that takes 3 max damageIt's not fun playing against a 5/5 3 mana ward that can evolve other followers for freeIt's not fun playing against a card that spawns 1/3 ward and 2/2 storm followersIt's not fun getting chipped 1 damage and 1 enemy heal every turnIt's not fun playing against a SEVO follower that can hit twice and do chip damageIt's not fun playing against a bunch of amulets that heal, deal damage, and draw
I wish my favorite class could draw 4 cards, heal for 4, and play 20+ stats with rush in one turn
then play hearthstone
I wish my favorite class could take 40 face damage through a match and still finish the game with 20hp and a hand full of cards after doing literally nothing but stalling for fifteen turns.Wait, no I don't. I'd die of boredom playing matches with that.
thatd be kinda hotconstantly preventing my opponent for getting lethalfor 15 long turns...fuckkk im leaking just thinking about it!!
>>585076096You can do it in shadowverse you just need to play the broken class. You know...that one...
wow
rune?
think he is talking about forest
oh
https://x.com/HAKU34782391/status/2112131564029280459not tranny porn, just a person winning with jerry in ul
how is it not runeyou can otk on turn 7 in unlimited
you really didn't have to say not tranny porn, that just makes people more wary
>>585078469It looks like most of that win was done as aggro dragon
ok this is tranny pornhttps://x.com/milkmaidtranny/status/1927376273896026425
dude, come on
that cum is clearly fake dude
cum on dudeambatukam!!!
ambasing!!!hnng!!ambassing!!!
I already came to danchous stream I'm spent...
i have a low refractory period so i can go for multiple rounds
same, it felt too good when he started moaning after missing lethals..
wtf did he actually do that why did I miss the stream
nyoh my goodness, you guys are so gay
its not gay, danchou transitioned a while ago
ITS UP ITS UP ITSUP HOLY FUCKING GSHIT THE GP IS UP LETS UFCING GOGOGOOO@@
You guys are so gross I really hope you won’t do that to me if I stream
>>585082221Wow I can't wait to get my yaoi sleeves!
danchou is literally asking for it the whore
>>585082286you will never stream so no one cares
if i streamed, you guys would laugh at me...
>>585082851but you wont
i hate rune so much
I really wanna stream but you will use me to jerk off..
what's wrong with that
The game is only healthy when forest is top 1 since it's the only class that is still balanced while being top 1.
made it to group b lets fucking go!!!
>>585084004Congrats!
>>585084235thank you!!
Best deck for Grand Prix?
>>585084364The one that is dominating ladder and tourneys
>>585084402Which is...?
you just know...
>>585084440forest
abysskeks...
we do NOT support chinese DILDOS here
what should the next op be
>>585084609w-w-we're growers, not showers! just wait and you will see the graph get bigger!
>8 winstreak after a loss streak>draw nothing playable for the first 4 turns against a heaven playerFuck you cygames, you OWE me that 9th win.
>>585084786Cutthroat and Aizeden
>>585084609popularity chart btw
B
>>585084004Just won 3 in a row like I always doNow about to lose 2 in a row like I always do
BlueEyesGirlDragonGroupB.png
>>585085758Woah...
>>585087257great job! I love you! *SMOOCH*
>>585087257Better than beyond pro player!
>>585079976Clip it??????????
>>585087326>>585087663Th-thanks... You too...
>>585087781are you single?
>>585068685You're so fucking cute.
holy shithttps://shadowverse-wb.com/en/news/detail/?id=01M5991458HNX81B25FAKWG8B8
>>585090250wow thats fucked up
>>585088281I don't have a gf but I'm married
>>585084469I hate these guys and their stupid face
Group B. I don't feel like playing anyway.
iwftsotp
>>585084786next op
any guilds booting out any anons that didn't bother to login for grand prix?
Seen group of w*men in the park chat about food
i'll bake
new bread >>
>tried to bake shymm op>my region was blocked from uploading imageswhy the fuck these spammers always use my country as scapegoat
>>585094950>>585094950>>585094950
>>585093963adorable
>>585105972No it wasn't