>>584727723>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com>Seventh /mjg/ Riichi Arts and Crafts Tournamenthttps://docs.google.com/document/d/12zJFPObwxqlg8VkpnTYCvsd7kLs0iuxDFXQn2yqsHuU/>registration (closes October 28th)https://forms.gle/DvAh4fywubFPdB3t9>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/13dU32vyLUdL0rBEH1TyIPZZOjRs9_fE2Lg5s-kAa0Os/
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>>584842049i LOVE evil women!
Should I play Poker Fate? If I somehow get roped into a death game and the game isn't mahjong but texas holdem, I'd be screwed.
>>584842306No, you're better off cooming to the girls.
So all I have to do is be good at mahjong?
>bad at mahjong>bad at commentary>bad at making OC>bad at attentionwhoring in the thread>bad at grooming kids at the park to play mahjongHow do I cope?
>>584842693I only recall one singular anon actively being bad at commentary
>>584842464I prefer flats.
>>584842821
1 hour until joseph
doesn't get an outfit again
They're not doing 5 outfits
>>584842978Some Indian sperg during l league
>>584843421Is that the anon the went on about liking anal
>>584843290how do you know
>>584842464I need milk...
>>584842049Mia on the front page!
who asked
Ok, I need break. I'll queue later.
>>584845161>>584845007
I askedI caresYou are valid and loved
>>584842693You're bad at coping too
I fucking hate burger hours. Why are burger hours always so dogshit?
>>584845771
This is better than eurokek hours thoughbeit
>3 kokos last threadI can play with the nips in the new lobby at least.
What if 4 players pon at the same time?
>>584749606Nips colluded https://x.com/kuramahjong/status/2111483890712150488
>>584845771over 60% of these don't apply anymoreits over/mjg/ is a dead culture
>>584845771>old man Sawazaki and Kondo in M League>the slut review OCGood times...
>3 rooms full at the same time
They will be furiten. They will be betaori. They will make 1,000 points out of your beautiful riichi stick.
>>584845161Wait what tourney?
>>584845983shoutout to the retard anon who said it's plausible to win the table by just "being lucky"
>>584847113It is though
>>584847053>>584415321
JOSEPH BROS
HOLY FUARKIN KINO
>>584847882>>584847923what happened nyaa?
Remember to buy sex ninja's skin
>>584842464Poker Fate won hard!
>>584849170Needs spanking.
This is Poker Chase thread. Poker Fate is frankpilled
>>584849502Miiiiya! But Poker chase doesn't come in an English desktop version nyaa!!
When a girl says they love children they are thanked and applauded.But when I say I like children I get weird looks and now they want to ban me from the mahjong club.
>>584850209Society.
>>584850209It's because you mean only little girls when you say children
>>584848000
>>584850209I may know of a solution to your predicament, anon
>>584851456Yeah, a tranny saying it likes children is totally seen as innocent.
>>584851669Anon's issue is getting banned from the club. Just call them transphobes for immunity
>>584851456How did hayasaka become a tranny icon anyways?
>>584843421for me its the HONORABLE SHANPON retard
i dont want to watch the vid but im def discarding that 1 sou like fucc u talmbout?
>>584851170heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
>>584852413Adeptbro...
>>584852413But he's a SAINT!!!!
>>584852413according to this guy the secret to becoming a saint is to fold against open hands
>>584852413Keeping the 1s lets you also accept 2s along with 47s, discard the 8s instead
o shit wait blud moved the tiles and he kinda cooked with this 1 actually...
>>584852413I'd still discard 1s because I hate terminals
Buy an ad
damn they call a 3 of a kind an ankou? we got those in runescape
ANKOKU MITSUBA
MFG doko
>>584853560\MI TSU BA!/\MI TSU BA!/\MI TSU BA!/
me and the yellow adept 3s and amber adept 1s in gold rooml-o-o-p-i-n-gforever
>>584852665Respecting open hands is one of the things that stopped me looping
You ever see them "fold" in Akagi? Like a fucking queer?
anyone got perfect touch?like perfect pitch but instead of hearing a note and knowing exactly what it is you know what mahjong tile you're holding just by it touching your thumb
I saw that
>>584854448>>>584852413>But why would you discard a tile that’s part of a completed set unless it’s very late in the game and attempting to complete sets would serve no purpose?
Always look for upgrade when choose suit to break
>>584853560finally, a worthy opponent
>>584857135MFG designs.how are they so perfect?Only mahjong soul can match them and the list of soulians is quite small
>>584857372>how are they so perfect?sex-driven artists
>>584857559but RC is sex driven but doesn't feel right.
>>584857643it has chink spirit instead of japanese spirit
>>584857643That's because RC is like a cheap hooker off the street
>>584857643RC is lust-driven for blueballing (You)
>>584857707Trvke nuke
she is NOT that stacked, what the fuck frank
>>584858514i did it
>>584858514he used wrong ai model
>>584858514>ravage my aquariumIs he raping the fish? Is he fucking the fish? Is he barbecuing the fish?What does it mean to ravage and acqurium?
>>584858514Ravage her aquarium?
>>584858580it means Iwe are claiming her eggs to make some fresh roe.
nice arm Frank
Uhehehe... Look at that aquarium...
>>584858865AI machine broke
>>584859093can you stop using the honorable Washizu for your degeneracy?
Between Toki and Koito, who wins?
>Washizu>honorable
>>584860284Koito BIG WIN!
I love immigrants the most!
>these earscheesed to meet you
>>584860465blob looking ahh emote @ position 11
>>584860532
>>584860465is this the first time they've done an emote dox?
I don't like that new emote artist
>>584860465>>584860532>>584860589Yokek interns actually lurk this thread???
this emote artist is awful
>>584860363
>>584860465dagNABIT SHE"S ACCTIVATING SOMETHING FIERCE IN ME
>>584860465Cute...
>>584860465boring as fuck
Aki is so shameless to wear this
>>584860830Still better than samurai fatsumata
>>584860668Could be worse
>>584860674they're providing a source of hands for synthia
>>584860465They really are sisters...
>>584861052this specific emote is acceptable
>>584861052Could be worse
>>584860830she's wasting away, does she have cancer?
>>584860465monke-ass ears
>>584858580>>584858606read the fucking manga
>>584860465She seems like a hard character to emote with
derp
>>584861715Me when shimocha pons the tile I was going to chii
>>584861979
>>584861715>>584862058grok, make them smooch
>>584860210>literal serial killer>honorable
>>584862278It's a fair duel.A mahjong duel.>inb4 stack oodsshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhAll is fair in love and mahjong.
>>584862361and yet /mjg/ complain about luckshiiters daily
>>584862494Well then my dear sweet SUCCULENT miki.Consider that while this place might be the strongest community in the west it is not the most honorable.Consider Exhibit BEE.
We're the strongest in mahjong or just the strongest community?
>>584863279both
>>584863279Guess
>>584863279
>/jong/ foid found out about blobswhich one of you told her
>>584863556Who?
>>584852665it's true
>>584863556I did, you're welcome for causing such great reputational damage to blobs that no one here will ever post one again.
>>584851916_____ ______ ___ _______ ______
>>584852413yes like >>584852720 says this is a ryanmen ryankan shape, its 135 + 456, cutting 1p leaves you only with a 345 run and 56 ryanmen and floating 8m, with the 134556 shape also if any of the shapes fill then you will also be left with a ryanmen wait for pinfu
>>584864315>1p>8maru high?
>>584864405>he made a typo? le aruuu le aru
Blobs are rightful /mjg/ clay! They're /mjg/ created and made!
>>584864669agreed, that's why its our job to exterminate them for good as well before they spread any furtherreal pull-em-by-the-roots stuff you know, not one left alive. I'm talking burning, poisoning, gassing, crushing, impaling, radiation, whatever it takes. Maybe enslaving a few and crushing their spirit so thoroughly they'll help us find and destroy their brethren, before executing them. Not just the blobfathers, but also the blobmothers and the blobchildren.We started this sinful spawn, and by Mahjong God we will put a stop to it, TBD.
>>584848990For me it's Ciri. Tomboy SEX.
>>584865538Hair too long and not tanned. Not a tomboy.
>>584860465This is the most RC-coded character they've made.
>>584865479Blobs are an idea, and you cannot kill an idea.
>>584858514A sheep is fine too
i am the bone of my blob
Who did it best?
>>584860992They look so cool...
>>584866023Mary won and it's not even close.
>>584866023Kirari and Mary are overall the best of the four, but I still need to see their emote sets
>>584866023Midarichads? Where are we?
>>584866023>>584866160
>>584866213in the trash where you belong
>>584820156:(
Prank idea: pull out Midari's piercings while she's asleep, and run wire through them to tie her to the bed post.When she wakes up, she won't be able to move!
>>584866023>NTR Yumeko
>>584866265Anzenpai is just weeb for safe tile. That anon will never be japanese, by the way.
kek
>>584842126
>>5848666941m reach
>>5848666949s
>>5848666946m fold
>>584866694Foldcuck
>>584866694Why are we folding here? 1m looks fine.
i like to fold
>>584866746>>584866785>>584866873>>584866932>>584866990PSA: at no point during a match should you relax and slip away
>>584867059same
>>584867112Yeah, 4m over 1m is retarded but you should have riichied before that.
>>584867112OH NO NO NO
>>584867297ippatsumo ura wincon isn't worth the risk especially with visible ssk improvement
>>584867464Anon is right
>>584867549slop riichi, mortal doesn't know the actual scoring here
>>584867549Wouldn't have changed a thing. Ninjer would still push, you'd still deal in.
>>584867619>mortal doesn't know the scoring even though it's literally displaying it
>>584867464The realistic risk is 3rd place and even that is unlikely. Small chance to get 3rd, small chance to get 1st. It's a bit late to wait for improvement. Just take it.>>584867623That's irrelevant as far as the question is concerned.
>>584867750correct, mortal does not know the exact scores
>>584867549tbf, 5 discards later mortal gives a 53-38 split when one discard is 100% safer, so this is not his greatest showing.
My toilet flooded overnight
>>584867112
>>584869024Same, but the split is almost 50:50
>>584864315Think of the tanyao though and call possibilities though
>>584868773He looks like MJ
As the light fades, I'm bringing hope to those who live in the shadows...
>>584869626So cool!
Steve, after a lifetime of losing.
>>584866440and you will never be white
>>584869861My fuarkin sextoy...
>>584869861Mauled her for you
>>584869914Another one!
Just blew my nose after 3 days of being ill and not blowing it and like 4 whole sheenthiablobs as big as my hands came out.
>>584870219
>looking for a song's cover>found literally a bearded fat guy with fedora singingReminded of of that guy with the katana
>>584870626Why is there a fart aura?
>>584870419M'lady
>>584870626There's no way anyone can ambush Reisei from behind, she'd simply hear you approaching.She's consenting to it, is what I'm saying.
>>584870689lel
>>584870794She relaxed.
>>584870626idgi, is he helping blow her nose?
Yostar intern here. Excellent news everyone:I solved the repo WWYD
>>584871759Hahi! I am happy for you, intern-kun!
SEAkeks?
I'm going to church
Napalm every seanig with utmost devotion
Look at them wageslaves... that ain't the way to do it! They work all day to try and make ends meet.Noooow, we ain't working, we'll just print some money! Money from nothing, free USD!Noooow, we ain't working, that's just for the goyim! Man, let me tell ya: dem goys dumb!
>>584868773He looks like he'd be in a death game manga/anime.
What's with that dude on the left of nyagger
>>584873951They told him "square up", and he did.
Sunday morning crow nanojahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbAEy4N3Liw
umapyoi
>>584874121>>584874123Holy cute and blessed pictures
>>584869024Is this real nya?
>>584874121What was she talking about for so long before starting? My Nihongo isn't up to par.
>>584873951More important question is when did nyagger become so curvy
>>584874123
>>584874479Something about learning from the new NAGA models
>>584874123rape magnet
How do you pick your coin flip? Shimocha discarded 3p next.
>>5848750753p riichi
>flying cars real
>>584875253Did you not watch Akagi?
>>584860830whore
>>584875530that's a submarine car
can someone post the edit of this with mikoslut smiling? I need it for my project
>>584875673
>>584875725Raping the slut that gave a (You)
Just hit gold roomI suck at the game but I managed to get by in silver room by playing giga defensively as someone always ends up dealing in anyways because no one is looking at what other people are doingDo I have to start learning the game properly now?
>>584875929>but I managed to get by in silver room by playing giga defensively as someone always ends up dealing in anywaysthis works in gold too, but god is the point where at the very least, you should play tile efficiency well.
>>584876089Amen.
>>584875929Yes. Silver room is like Elementary School.
>>584876089>>584876262Well I'm pretty bad at tile efficiency, I understand the main concepts but I make major mistakes all the time.Maybe it's time to do mahjong homework and read some books and other resources
>>584875253flying cars will never be real, because women will always vote for making them illegal to travelat most the law enforcement will get them to catch you reading unsanctioned doujinshi
>>584876429Tile efficiency is best learned by playing deliberately, try to split your hand into blocks, big blocks into ryan and kan/penchans and then decide based on how good the shape is what you discard
>>584873951What a handsome man.
>>584876430Good. They are a garbage idea for deranged billionaires.
>>584874506zamn
>>584873951Wtf are those jaws real?
>>584866023Not to say I don't like the costume but Ririka in her whale form looks like some random anime girl.
>>584866023Cat Mary best
>>584866023The Alice in wonderland Mary is top tier
>>584866023Feels like a gyp to have a pair of identical twins as separate characters
>>584877312Training models is very hard, pls andstand...
>>584877312Frank denied us kino.
Gods bless weekend players
is it upperdan
casualdan, no more time for grindan
>>584877312It's okay when majsoul does it though
>Chiitoi>Can't chi???
>>584876681unironically this, flying cars are something that sounds cool when you're a kid but if you think even for 1 minute about how it would practically work, you'll quickly realize it's an incredibly retarded idea
All twin characters should come in a single package.
Holy shit a car flew over my house
>>584866023ohnonono midarikeks
>>584878121People are retards on the roads, I can already imagine how terrible it would be if they are given access to flight.
>>584878121I say let them have them so they can go accidently T-bone an overpass At least they'll probably only take themselves out that way.
>>584878058Mario and Luigi are very different and they are not from a collab with limited slots.
>play team based game>team is given the chance to kill the squishy high dps slow guy that is running in to kill the team's main source of damageor>focus the tanks that are doing nothing and do no damage >they always pick the latterWhat causes this?
>>584878317Taunt, usually.
>midari actually has fansI don't remember anyone not shitting on her when she came out
>>584878317>squishy>slow?
Reborn as an NTR Villain, He Tried Living Honestly But the 11 Heroines Fell for Him
>>584878317Tank has a bigger hitbox you dummy.
>>584878443I'm pretty sure it's like 2 anons. One of them being me, but I didn't make a post about her in a while.
what the fuck crows thumbmail is cute as heck
>>584878317the tank has aggro and is low (60%)
>>584878443Midari fans:>betty>nyagger>other mentally ill anonthat's it
>FINISH THE TANK I ALMOST KILLED HIM>HE'S LOW LOW LOW HURRY UP>actually he's almost full hp
>>584878317I'm already on the tank. I'll change when he dies.
>>584878317>leave the tank alone>he crowd controlled and kill your squishy high dps slow guywhat now smarty pants
>>584878295Why does loogi have bigger tits if they're identical?
sharty pants
>>584878830They may arr rook same, but nowhere does it say they are identical twins
can we have a room onegai
>>584879028Yes, make one for your MasterOne
>>584879097aru-3.png
>>584865817>tfw you posted a koko, but no one joined and you just close it without saying anything.
>accidentally activated spam bots in my own koko
>>584879028Q M-league tourney
>>584878317I know what you're saying but you can blame your own squishy high dps slow guy because he can't come closer with the enemy tank on his face so he's his only target because he has no other target.Blame your assassin/high mobility high dps teammates
>evil women collab>someone doesn't look evilblasphemy
>>584878317
>>584879193i just keep the room open for 6 hours hoping for an anon and eventually repost the link as if a new room during active hours
>>584879336
>>584879336what's the room number? I forgot to save it
>>584879397this is about a gimmick tournament thingy
>>584879336Q'd.
>>584879397>1st place has 60k points>4th place RONs 1st place and scores 2k points>He's still lastMahjong
>>584879397You didn't post the room.
>>584878138RC should just be a porn game at this point.
It basically is, a porn game with mahjong
>>584879728So, mahjong soul?
>>584879728No, I want it to become a proper porn game. It's getting there, but it's still not even Brown Dust level yet and it needs to be even more explicit to be a proper porn game. Chop chop Frank
not trying enough rc shill
>>584879012Same height, same blood type (fraternal can have different types), same Seiyuu and they both have bond stories about impersonating each other/being confused for one another The only thing different are eye color and tit size
>>584865927i deserved a (You) for this one
>>584879838for what?
No you don't
>>584878092You can in some chink jong variants.
>>584879817i miss original browndust...
>>584879823>being confused for one another>different eye color
>prude soulkeks trying not to be hypocrites
>>584879490117211
>>584879956It's not something most people pay attention to, I couldn't even tell you my mothers.
>>584879956>he looks people in the eye
>>584880058You've got TWO mothers???
>>584880058You have autism.
>>584865927>>584879838I was scrolling and I missed it!
>>584880146I was also born in international waters
>playing in a random nip tourney specifically to fill a room with anons and not play with nipsfor what purpose? aru-2.png
>584879838That shit sucks and you should kill yourself.
>584879838yeah, that was cringe bwo
>>584880272nips didn't come
god this place is brown now
give me a proper reply you coward
>>584865927>>584879838I was scrolling and saw it, but agreed with the blob killing agenda that was going on when you posted it
How come the fat chud hoshino doesn't simply groom a child mahjong wife with his money?
>>584880292>>584880372im counting these as (You)s
>>584880210...and your name is a number?
>>584880981They call me 007
>>584881293they call me the chombo kid
0 riichis0 tenpais7 deal ins
>>5848812930 riichis, 0 wins, 7 dealins
>>584880506>now
>>584880506the whole site is brown, thanks israel and india
>>584879823Bravo.
>>584879823Luigi has better emotes.
>>584880456>chat is raided by chudcels>last jpkek post completely flooded awaywonder why
It's called a zerg rush.
tell me an anime to watch
>>584883000Boku no Pico
>>>/a/291696105
>37戦連続トップなしなんやこれ>1位を25%で引けると仮定すると37回連続で1位取れない確率は約0.0024%(約42,000回に1回レベル)らしい>なんやこれ
>>584883000Pico to chico
>>584883075xe's not people
>2 souBricked
>>584883000pico de gallo
>>584879823
>>584883000Pico x CoCo x Chico
>>584883262Without Loogie we'd never have Sheentia. I stand with Loogie.
>>584883000https://anilist.co/anime/177120/Ninja-to-Koroshiya-no-Futarigurashi/
>>584883485Oh, so that's why Mario is more popular. Makes sense.
>>584883262Chinks and nips have no taste. In other news, water is wet.>>584883485The greatest victim of /mjg/ yuqinghua-7.png
>>584883000The user/Fansubber in nyaa has a few really good ones, and a bunch of good enough.
>>584883512Murder is... le funny!
>>584883987Speaking about character assassination.
>>584884272Yes?
>>584842049So....as I plap....
>>584883987Her emotes are really fucking bad overall
>>584884319I think it's cute
>>584884394SAMMIR IS A FEMALE?aru-4.png
>>584883987
>>584884319i dont think you are giving enough respect to the first ever elephant girl in anime media
>>584884470Now remove the torso and arms.
>>584884470cheesed to meet you
>>584884536Gimme a minute
>tameron emoting the nip
>>584860465So who makes the emotes? Is it the same artist? It's crazy how bad they are compared to Murphy's.
>>584884802I'm unironically thinking it's gemini.
>>584884802If we go by the coincidental piano blob emote followed by the release of these emotes, safe to say, it's one of our anons.
I deleted this Pandapedo
>>584885256Wait, game hasn't ended
>>584885356your m-league tobi reps?
>>584885256>>584885356obnoxious illiterate american bros how will we ever beat the allegations?
>>584860465not a good character
>>584885516You'll eat those words when she becomes a thread sleeper hit like her sister
>>584885256he is gonna cry stop
>>584885484Americans are LOUDYeehaw!!
>>584884802I think it's mostly just the direction. They wanted her to be reserved and elegant, but the normal emotes just feel like Yagi Yui with a smirk, while the joke ones don't fit unlike Cynthia's.They also failed making her elegant by making her a fucking titcow. Fuck Yostar.Murphy has a better gimmick but her normal emotes look like she has very pudgy cheeks which makes me think she should look 30kg heavier.
>>584885705Can't improve on perfection.
>>584885817Can't improve on trash, but they tried for some reason
>>584885705I find the most elegant part of a woman is the boobies.
>>584885894NO SPOILERS
>>584885894wtf spoilers I was watching that[spoilers]lol lmao[/spoilers]
tobi nashi is the single worst rule for casual play.
I think they were joking anon
The poor nip panda was raped by the homo...
who is tobi anyway
>>584886301If it's casual, how is letting you play more in a game bad?
Vibejong Vibe efficiency Vibe callVibe riichi
>>584886461
>Tobi Nashi>John Mahjong>Freed JyanshiWho is missing?
>collusion live on the telly
>>584886446if you want to play more you can just play another game after tobi and and you dont have to play 8 rounds so far behind you cent even participate in the game, especially once you get this bad and even forcing out a yakuman wont change placements even though that is already pathetic, retarded, and most importantly feels like shit.
oh no no no
>mahjong soul emote and collab discussion general
Can't wait for Reisei to become an /mjg/ staple like Cynthia was despite being shat on when she was revealed.
>double riichiI hate luckshitters
>>584886740yes and?
>>584886715I think it's inconsistent how people treat half games so you might end up playing one less due to people leaving, or you have to wait for new people.>so far behind you cent even participateIn theory, you have the same hands as the luckshitter so you play the same round. I thought casual play meant your placement is not that important.
>150k gap between first and lastgood m-league episode
>>584886886at least it's not tenhou or chihou.... haha........
>55minutes of watching a luckshitting spreegg
>>584886604Ron Haneman
>>584886604Ippatsu Johnny.
>>584887225if people dont want to play that long the hypothetical ideal is to not subject them to long games and play tonpuu in the first place but that is their prerogative.>I thought casual play meant your placement is not that important.yeah, it doesnt matter whether you are fighting for 1st or 3rd, though i think anons would generally expect to have more fun with multiple people fighting over first. once you cant participate in the game and the only thing left are genuine justifications for shit like points centric hardfolding in 4th or sashikomi to kingmake your favorite guy at the table we are so far beyond having fun its time to end the match.
>>584886604Kenji Suji
>>584887630100% luck 0% skillThat’s how Catfood balances the game to make up for my previous match.
>>584887936My luck is greater than yours.
>+133.3>-109.3 Wew
wwyd if your m-league teammate was that panda
>>584888176Treat her to some waffles with strawberries.
>>584888176That actually happened to Shibukek one time
what are we watching?
>>584888176This face
>>584888176It's cute that he didn't emote at the start but halfway through sent a few.
>>584884470Put dah buttah on her head.
>>584888176
>>584887892I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree on this.The only scenario where I would support ending the game is if the player in 1st has a 30k lead and is just spamming renchans.That's much much more rare than somebody dipping just below 0 while 3 people are in contest and even the 4th could get back in the fight with a good tsumo. But alas, the game is over.The best solution would be if people could vote to end the game in the case of the former but most friendlies are not mature enough for this.
Q again?
how long til the japs set the lobby to jp-only
>takeda-san intant dcd and now im playing sanma with nips
>>584889734Q.
>>584889874We have admiral Perry on our side if they pull that shit again.
>>584889874They can't prove that I'm not Nipponese
wow that's a lot of dorasChristmas came early.
>>584890720>sanma
>shartma
oooooooooooooooooo
>>584890720Tink tink tink!
>>584890720
>>584890720very nice
I bet most of you don't have this
>>584891396i bet i dont care
>>584891396yes, i don't play sanma
I also don't have 100 consecutive logins
>>584891442it's ok to admit you are jelly
>>584891396I have it and to my shame I got it sanma getting the M1 tablecloth
>>584891396
6 games in 3 days? insane quali format
>>584891885League 5 had so many crazy moments
>>584860465This is like a 1:1 toki emote set
>>584894095No?
https://shibukawashiki.jp/
>sloppano thank you
>>584889734>>584890029ggs
>>584878092You can call po
GGs!Off to look up Ayako rape doujins
ggs
>>584895823t. rapee
well jonged
>>584895902I need to have a feeling of control somewhere...
>>584890720what a butt.
>>584895823https://mjgbooru.com/post/699
>player who riichi'd tsumos because of your haitei zurashiName a worse feeling.
Don't look up rape doujins of the character anon just raped you with. You're basically fapping to him.
>>584896296chiitoi iishanten at haipai that never reaches tenpai
>>584896464
>>584896464all ayako mains are femanons in my mind so it's fine
>>584896464That's the point!
ayako added to the list of ERP jyanshiamaekoromo-5.png
>>584897081She wasn't already there?
STOP
_____ __ _ _____
>>584897436Never be a woman
lesbian sex between fuyumi, anju, and ayako
>>584898472Who invited you?
Evening anons. I wanna get into riichi mahjong, and have begun reading riichi book 1 since thats the holy grail for new players. What rank should I reach in-game, before moving on to material OTHER than riiichi book 1?
>>584900374master 1
How do we answer the JQ (jong question)
Q?
>>584900659Q.
2/4
Qanon?
they obviously mean the faggot god from star trek
>>584901494I liked that HBO docu.cynthia-7.png
>>584900374expert 1
whats a lowkey mahjong shirt i can wear so i can passively inform ppl that i'm gay
>>584900374>What rank should I reach in-gameWhich game? Tenhou? MajSoul? RC? Hime? Amatsuki? Mahjong Kings? Pocket Mahjong?
>>584842049How is there a mahjong general thats fucking crazy bro
>>584901998what do you think
>>584901998you forgot to mention SegaMJ and Mahjong Fight Girls nigger
>>584902187HoloJong.
q
3 anons and a chinese namewe made the chinese name emote spam
>>584901998Apologies forgot to mention the actual platfrom. I downloaded mahjong soul from steam, and I am now playing some games
>>584902831? thats an anon...
>>584903178why is he chinese?
>>584900374drop the book and become an adeptchad FOC
>>584903251why are you a newfag
>>584903251chinese general
>>584903318i apologize
>>584903178I've never seen that name in my life and I've been here for years
>>584903382*brown general
>>584903501I actually mistook him for another kanji e3 miko but it was too late to remedy my mistake since anons already piled on himamaekoromo-0.png
>>584903382
>>584903640am i vindicated at least?
>>584903726yes, he is a chinese miko
>>584902831That's a very suspicious chink.
bot
can we adopt him I like him
6247she's just asking to be bullied
>>584902187mahjong time
>>584903382>>584903623We'll take the best from both worlds.
You now remember the Blob genocide of '26.
>>584904946I don't
>Goku VS Saitama (Dragon Ball VS One Punch Man) | DEATH BATTLE!
>>584905210Saitama wins, Goku gets to zenkai boost or whatever as long as Saitama feels like it, the universe shatters, Saitama wins.
>>584904946Blobs need to be regularly pruned so that they grow back stronger
>>584906169
>>584905738
>>584906169Fucked up the layer
>>584906332Probably because they actually had the budget to finish animating the fight.
>>584883512reading this boring yurislop was worth it for this part alone
>>584906332Retarded, Goku would lose.
>>584904946we still fight
>>584906980this isn't really even a blob, which is why its actually funny
>>584887936
What could've been.
>>584906904how the fuck is goku gonna lose to guy who punches hard
>>584903864>>584903781>>584903178>>584902831Getting bullied again here I see.I'm the miko with the chink characters, that made it to the tourney quarterlies
i knew it and >>584903501 gaslit me, apologizeatarashiako-6.png
>plays miko>surprised he gets bullied
>>584907065ACAB!All Cynthias Are Blobs!
>>584908296i apologize
>>584908296What do the runes mean? I need it for my list.
>>584909134we still fight!
>>584909553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks3WAHefLDkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB9XxoeucLg
>>584909619oh this is very good
>>584909134>>584909619>>584910827why was league 5 so darn kino?
>>584909457it's just supposed to be a Japanese name
When I have a sound post playing and I hover over its post number in a reply to it, the music player crashes. This happens with 4chanXT. Anyone else?
How many uploads do I need for Celestial on booru?
>>584908296>*breathes in*
>>584912096Which one Ai Haramai?
>>584912142500
>>584912096average /mjg/ eop can't notice such things anon-kun
For me it's Whiskey Sawa.
>>584912127XT support has been discontinuedI personally use 4chan-neXT now
>>584912142When did that get added.
The strat to not being >named is to pick a moonrunes handle
>>584913101we all know japanese here
correctowatashi no nihongo jouzuganbarimasuu
>>584913047A few days ago>>584659305
>>584913380How do I people's ranks without an account
>>584913497You make one. Don't need an email.
>>584908006Saitama doesn't need to punch to win, Goku would lose on a durability run, then he would lose on the fact that Saitama has developed the ability to hit anything he wants to hit, it doesn't matter if they dodge, are from a different universe, from a different reality, from a different mental domain, etc. he would hit Goku, and the moment Goku is hit, he would either die or take absurd damage.>b-but the mosquito!He's already past that, so UI would be worthless.
>>584913205Understanding speech? Difficult, especially colloquial conversations between natives, as they drop references and terms you had no idea existed. How is your pyshco-pass, anon?Reading? Hahaha.Speaking? Way too many unwritten rules if you actually try to have a conversation as a beginner.Its difficult.
>>584913761why do you suddenly post in redditspeak
blobs are /mjg/'s greatest invention after league
>suddenly
>>584912275it's a username i always use turned into moon runes to resemble an actual name and surname
Ai Haibara?
I unironically translated my family and given name to nip in the most autistic and chuuni way possible and saved it for the day I'm finally gonna make a narou account to post the web novel I always wanted to write. That day will never come though.
>>584914706Do you know who will come?
᠏ ᠏ ▲▲ ▲After extensive calculation, I got today's repo WWYD right.
>>584912885That's neat, but the bug still persists.
>>584915074>᠏ ᠏ ▲>▲ ▲
>>584914326Thanks for that backstory Beautiful Gate Bell-Fruit.
>>584906438sex>>584907757sex
Repo wwyd is too bakyou dependent for my tastes
My tastes are too bakyou dependent
Uzaku is too fraudulent for my tastes
the larp that never ends
SMS is too statistical for my tastes
>you don't need bakyou for wwyds>wwyd mentions bakyouI don't have enough Chihori emotes for this
Janryumon shut down by the way
>>584915074After looking at it for a brief second, I got it by right.
>be retarded miki with 50k lead>managed to deal-in into oyasanbaiman>managed to deal-in into yakuman round right afterPlayers like these should just be found IRL and killed.
>>584918628But what were the odds??
>>584918928>dropped dora into ippatsu oyarii>dropped terminal into tanki open chinroutou jade btw
>>584919308Log, NOW.
>>584908296You gave up your cunny name for a tournament you didn't even win, are you even a true cunny enthusiast
>>584919371Jane it yourself
>>584919467https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/highlightThere is a recent chinroutou but no sanbaiman in that match.
>>584919921he never said he dealt in
>>584919994Unc?>>584918628>managed to deal-in into oyasanbaiman
>>584918628The yakuma was intentional to end the game, if you deal into a sanbaiman you're killing yourself anyway
doko or Q
what's the most inexpensive VR headset setup to play stripjong VR
>>584921236Don't play stripjong VR
>>584921236Quest 3 but zuck is recording you pulling your pudThe game sucks though and has no genitals
>>584921695>and has no genitalsthere are already three separate mods that give them genitals
>>584921840What's wrong? Are you ok?
>>584922304Hopefully one with pubic hair
>>584922681at least one of them has customization yes
>>5849223042d or 3d
>read doujin>woman gest raped and blackmailed>falls in love with her rapist's cock>cuck her bfwhy are asians like this?
>>584923263They understand that women are stupid and evil
>>584922952https://files.catbox.moe/s7et2k.jpg
>>584923263>(based on a true story)
>>584923263>why are women like this?ftfy
>>584923647
>>584923263Anyone got that NTR support group -> Stop reading NTR comic? I've lost mine
>Some kids knocked on my door to sell me their homemade cookieswtf I thought that was only a burger thing? mahjong
>>584923857here's my concession
>>584923501Not hairy enough and the gooch isn't dark enough
>>584923902It's guys in a circle like AA, a new guy comes in, one of the guys hands him a piece of card which when opened says "stop reading NTR"I know one of you has it
>>584924198set those things for yourself I'm a rain forest hater
>>584924002Poisoned gypsy cookies
I don't read NTR I just bust to the pictures
Fine, fine.I lied.I lied on the internet.It was a lie to make you believe reality is cooler than what it truly is.It was all a lie to entertain you. It was a lie to make you fall in love with the possibilities.I lied because I love you and wanted you to have a good day and life thinking about that sweet lie and how much fun living is or could be.But it was all a lie, it never happened, I fabricated it, it was a work of fiction, birthed by my ill and deranged mind.But what if we forgot about it? Now you can see that my lie is the better version of what could have happened, so maybe you should just accept it.And it's not like you were there to experience the truth, so why do you even care if it was a lie or the truth? Now that you see it was all out of love for you, why not agree that my lie was indeed the better outcome? Why not mutually agree that the lie was indeed the truth and forget about it?
>>58492400220 years ago halloween was synonymous with worshiping devil in my country, nowadays pretty much every kid participates in this whole thing and the only cultural anchor they have and the main source of their knowledge on the subject are burger cartoons they watched on cartoon networkliterally all it took was tv shows
>>584924002Scouts and other orgs do that worldwide.
>>584924771Scouts selling cookies is also an american invention other scout orgs don't do thatt. was a scout in Canada
>>584924002last halloween multiple groups of children came to my door, I thought it was a myth but now that I live in a suburb it actually happens.Some of them were dressed very unchristian too
>>584924902Well we selled marzipan at scalping prices and I"m as yuro as it gets.
>>584924985correction needed
Halloween here is just an excuse to have sex dressed in cosplay
>>584925018>and I"m as yuro as it getsthat's what a mutt would say
>>584924546NTR artists always draw such beautiful women, but they have to include a fat ugly bastard. I have a theory artists have to tap into something vile and ugly before they can create perfect beauty. No tree can reach heaven unless it is rooted in hell.>>584924612I have to wonder to what extent online video games exported Halloween. It used to be that only American online video games had halloween events, but foreigners would play them too. Now, most live service games and even sometimes single player games which have calendar features have Halloween events.
>>584925202Blow yourself, leaf.
>>584925401be proud of your 18% kraut heritage
>>584925220The artist is drawing me though, that's literally me
>>584925473Your mom's proud of me every night.
>>584925181and thats a good thing. it is also a reason to hide your age. if you go to a halloween party, you can have a blast banging younger girls
>>584925632That's what she said
Every year I'm gifting sweets spiked with female hormones to kids that ring at my house.
the event game ended while i was in the middle of my run...
>>584925712I know.
>>584925846Exactly
>>584925963Forsooth.
>>584924902>>584925018nta but I looked it up and apparently it was truly a burger inventionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girl_Scout_Cookies#History
doko
>>584924607Witches aren't real.
>>584926248"kids selling shit for their kiddy org" is not a single nation's invention baka.
>>584926476dude looks like a lady
Dyoko?
>>584926573when I tried to look up other or earlier examples that was the best I could findnot that I care I just thought it's an interesting tidbit now go back and have gay sex with each other or something
>>584925761Interesting. That's a crime, so I just told the police about your post.
>>584926820You're part of it now dumbfuck.
>>5849266719p riichi
>>584926956yeah nah I'm walking out have fun with the leaffeel free to reply and rape me or whatever
>>584925220Sometimes they draw shotas or gyaru-ohs as the bull
>>584926840Wrong emote.Don't worry, I got your back.
>>584926840It's not a crime, actually.
>>584927832It most certainly is.
>>584927832Spiking is super illegal basically everywhereYou could stab someone and get a lighter sentence
my uncle works in the delhi police force I am basically immune to laws
>>584928131>>584928160Nah, you anons are retarded.
>>584927069The leaf is rabid. https://www.quora.com/Why-dont-Boy-Scouts-sell-Boy-Scout-cookies-to-the-public-like-how-the-Girl-Scouts-sell-Girl-scout-cookies-to-the-public
>>584928350
>>584928542>drugging people without their knowledge isn't illegalLol, lmao, you are actually braindead.
I thought it's past midnight in India now
>>584928782Jeets live rent free in burger's heads now
>>584927832the only place it probably isn't a crime is california and you could just stick them with an aids needle for a misdemeanor at that point
Queue?
Ok.
>>584842049How is this Mahjong?
I'm out of painkillers
>>584928910you mean in burger's landspower of H1B baby
>>584928782eurokeks getting in their last minute shitposts before they sleep
>>584929286You could take the ultimate painkiller...
>>584928910It's worse for the top bun up in leaf land
>the title of the most powerful jyanshi in the world remains uncontested after all these yearsHow does he do it?
Are there any true crime mahjong yakuza stories out there or is kaiji/alago pure LARP
>>584930683>inb4 retards will come and claim it's impossible that he never lost a gameThat's not what he said. He said he won every crucial game and some were life or death games. He also lost money as a rep player but always won the high stake ones mostly by cheating.
>>584930973literally >>584930683watch shin janki
>>584930973tetsuya is based on the life of a real life jyanshi asada tetsuya (the one tsuchida's father fought against), so everything in it is trueall janki movies are based on sakurai's life, so they're all true as wellakagi is unfortunately fiction, washizu is not realsaki is in the future, so we don't know if it's true or not yet
>>584931398>so everything in it is trueThe manga took quite a few creative changes. Read the novel if you want the true story.
>>584930683the OG larper
Hate how there's so few options for DFC enjoyers. It's either lolislop or hebeslop and that's it. Takaman is obviously doing gods work but he's too slow and his recent doujin features a bunch of cows. Ick. Maybe it's time I take the AIpill.
>>584928736>druggingdumbass
guys i figured out how to win in chink dominoes
>>584932471The vid is reversed
>>584924607no one ever talks about how hinana posters are actually fucking deranged
Yaho~
Eyy~
>>584932916
Anemone heart~ My lonely heart~Hitori saku hana no namida~Mitsumete motto watashi wo koko ni iru watashi~
pyonpyon~
>>584933891Look at her go.
Fatass
>>584935531>AI still can't generate ramen eating cute girls properlyfascinating
>>584935745I wouldn't call that girl cute.
>>584936593What would you call her
>>584936593ok? but you're exclusively attracted to men
I just found out that you get a lobby BGM track for bonding Ichihime. Gotta grind cookies.You get nothing extra for bonding hag BTW
>>584936683She looks bored and or annoyed in most of her artwork. Maybe brutish.
We should do a shin janki watchalgon again
>almost 24 hours>Nearly 700 posts>Not a single koko
do I need to censor the nipples and pussy for my A&C, or will that lose me votes?
If Janki was so good, why did they make Shin Janki?
>>584938521Sakurai realized he got too old to pull off all the crazy shit he could do in his 20s and 30s
>>584938498Use tasteful censorship
anon's a&c has pussy AND nipples?
>>584938498Needs pubic hair btw
Ein Sof Finale
>>584938728and sweaty armpits
Why did the miko dropout from A&C?
>>584939463his cock was too big
Cheating IRL and never getting caught adds a really big interesting layer to riichi mahjong that digital client will never be able to replicate.
>>584941360cheating IRL without getting caught is an interesting layer to any board game retard
>>584941782mean for no reason award
>>584942002we use retard in an endearing way around here
When I like you: sovlfulWhen I don't: retarded
>>584941782Not really.Cheating in mahjong takes genuine skill.Cheating in other games is just coping for your shortcomings.
>>584942101I'm a retard then
soulful means retarded btw
>>584941360this is what keksperts say to cope when they can't manage in online mahjong
Q?`
I was feeling bad today, but after a nap, I feel better. Mahjong.
>>584942241>Cheating in mahjong takes genuine skill.Learning how to cheat your rolls also takes genuine skill.
>>584942672>kekxperts rent freeing in anon's headDid you get raped again this league?It's a genuine fact that Akagi and Saki are way more interesting than m-league.
>>584939551Every one knows that it has to be very small or very large. The moderate is unseemly on twinks.>>584942993Real life is like RPGs where you can sleep to recover HP, unless you work in construction.
>>584943026I'm just saying the truth.
>>584943020Cheating in mahjong by being really good with your hands and at counting is way more interesting than people cheating with buttplugs, I'm sorry.
>>584943245>implying people don't cheat with buttplugs in mahjongAnon, I...
Finally finished both NMH & NMH2, time to make that yuzu head or whatever
>>584943342Only mikos do
Majsoul Friends Room 52975(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=52975nyotips
but i am le tired
>>584924985>very unchristianextrapolate
>>584943723ggsnya
>>584943723gg
>>584943723gg annoyed everyone decided not to drop honors nikaidoumiki-1.png
>>584943723ggs funny finish
>>584947198Owned
>m-league tourney japs ran awayoh no no no
ooooo my nipinips
Burgerkeks?
I'm busy
I'm watching my favorite streamer
I'm gooning
>>584863856I hate folding at two calls though even if its the correct thing.Feels like I give nyaggers too much power.
I JUST WANT TO DIE AND EXPLODE, I'M TIRED OF LIVING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>584878257I do not need a car crashing through my Building as I play mahjong thank you
>>584879624I don't know.See they funny thing is that once a game goes all the way it somehow becomes less interesting.Dancing the fine line is where it's at.
>>584952731I used to think this but then I found a reason to keep living in this cruel and lonely world
>>584884348Unlimited Glop Works?
>>584941360
>>584941360>digital client will never be able to replicate.Good. Am I supposed to feel envious of people who lose money to wallstacking and sleight of hand?
The thrill of catching shimocha cheat and watching toimen break his legs.
I'm griefing afk shops in MapleStory
Fucking cheaters
I need to fix like half of the janki clips I made since I'm sure they're all missing sound at this point, some I started to upload to a catbox account as I saw them die but I've been slacking
I miss them too
Why is cheating IRL based and skillful and cheating online so frowned upon?
>>584956516The sound for the HD version of this clip died so I had to use the old one. Please fix this one
>>584956746I still find it unsettling hearing this hag calling someone onii-san
>>584953383Wishy washy fanservice and softcore rub me the wrong way. Either go clean or go all the way is what I prefer.
>>584956721Cheating online is running mortal, cheating offline requires dexterity and technique. It takes effort and a lot of practice. That said, cheaters are still spiritually gypsies and I have no respect for them.
>rank up after lucky streak>mortal scores are trash>mfw I remember people grind for months instead of just being lucky
This isn't working...
If everyone is cheating is it really cheating
But I'm not
cheatzin you can come back I forgive you
Binzyn give me your account, you don't play it anyway.
I miss Mr. E
>>584957758>>584957824>>584957930>>584958086>>584958174Kill yourself.>>584958234Fuck off.
>>584957347But if you aren't cheating, are you even trying?
>>584959421>>584959421>>584959421
>>584956206what movie
