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plapping fine moaners
I'm going to Tomakomai the day she comes out. Straight up just gonna catch a flight, drive to the city, roll for her in a family restaurant, then fly home.
it's sunday!!!
Pulling for booster packs on Yugioh GBA games to avoid snacking on Uma
Cucking my uma wife with another blonde is normal
>>584873070you're still gonna have to stay atleast 1 night, anon, if you're being realisticcan you even afford all that?
>>584873012neither fainmoshon nor her posters would do this.
>>584873004THE WHORE OF TRACEN
Be nice to your trainee
>>584873208Hey, don't say that.
>>584873213You should be kinda nice to everyone, not just your trainee.
>>584873208everyone says this
>>5848732137 and i break off our contrack because she obviously doesn't want me around4 and she can do it herself, or whatever punishment she wants to give me
We posting Nishino?
>>584873294It’s true. I say this all the time.
>>584873334>4 She'll never let you go now...
>>584873337
>>584873356Punching people isn't kinda nice
>>584873004>>584873208slutonaholepublic cumdumptown bicycleloose umankoharlotstd-ridden bitch
>>584873402She’s going in for a fist bump
>>584873394I can't say no...
>17 years old
>>584873213I do this.
>>584873372I said whatever she wants. How does that imply she isn't going to break off our contract anytime soon?
Mejiro Ramonu is so obscenely ugly.
>>584873510>he doesnt know
>>584873461>17 creampies
>>584873518she's forcing me
>>584873518
>>584873461>>584873590
>>584873518You can’t post that.
>>584873518My POV
>>584873518AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU CAN'T POST THAT
>>584873590teio hands typed this post
Jockey POV: Shuka Sho - Monroe Walk https://youtu.be/XlRLWk43I3QI've only played Gallop Racer but damn ngl these POVs are great. The pace was FAST, the final spurt isn't even as fast as the start. Kyoto is decided on the uphill at the third corner however as you can see that the front runners started gassing out by the middle of the fourth corner, but really well done by the horse to keep up with the pace makers. Again this pace is brutally fast as the horse didnt slow down after the start since there's 5 or so frontrunners but Monroe Walk kept up with the pace. Well done by her and the jockey.
>>584873641AAAIEEEE
>>584873518post it again, onegai
I think Curren Chan is really cute and pure.
>>584873559I know very well
>>584873993she is so sweet, i love her
>>584872936>dyke threadthis is going to be a rough 7 hours, isn't it?
What are some important inheritances and skills for my regular taiki shuttle for the next cm
>>584873993
>>584873518Kitasan would do that to Dia
>>584874074yes
winning the soul more like riding my pole
>>584874171Me on the left
>>584874171
>>584874171You can't post that
>>584874171You can’t post that!!!!! Stoooooooopppp!!!!!
>>584874102Regular Taiki ult does literal nothing but you want budding, neck n neck or head-on, plancha
which way, SEA man
>>584874074not what she's called.
>>584874053huh?! sweet doko?
jige, thehttps://jiggie.fun/YE55Gn
happening
>>584874171my pov
>>584873208
rice shower is so disgusting to look atcan we keep that little piece of shit locked in the dorms permanently?
what inherits do lates want next cm? i assume poomp and dober don’t work
>>584874541SECRETARIAT
>>584874541no it's not
>>584874629Cheer Halo? I dont know what else
>>584874541>cygames fans
>>584874370Wheres my favorite cow Daiwa?
>>584874370Does Golshi have sex with it on?
>>584874541eclipse
>>584874724She'd milk it for all it's worth
Anybody came back after a long break and didn't regret it?Wondering how much of a pain it would be to return to this.
>>584874640Secretariat will be underwhelming no matter what because he deserves to be a 2.10m thick muscular broad but this game only does stick figures
>>584874629Budding blossom is good, oguri, brian (carryover potential). Late King is a gamble because ends will probably be quite popular so you being in the last couple of spots mid race is far from guaranteed.
>>584874687A generous interpretation is that they assume drones must be fans of a company and not a specific franchise, given how watered together western franchises are.A realistic interpretation is that they are embarrassed to say Uma Musume: Pretty Derby.A realistic reply is that I tolerate Cygames at best, but they're the ones backing the IP.
>>584874731no, that uma will be too op. probably reserved for a 10-year anniversary OR eos giveaway
>>584874668>>584874823ty i’ll just do budding blossom and oguri/brian
>>584874810i dont want the umas to be taller but i would like some muscle definition on some of them, some abs or something etc
don't forget to exercise
>>584875017silly
so what exactly are the times for flatlining for 100 vs splitting the one extra ten pull to be on the uma banner? are they the same date?flatlining, can't login before daily reset no the 25th?and for the extra ten pull, on the 24th, where you would get the 5th ten pull, don't login on that day's reset, but only after that day's banner refresh time?
>>584875017I have a job that has me walking around all day
jordan in jordans
>>584873004Am I unc if I don’t understand this gg ez stuff? Am I finally free?
>>584875095you cant log on from 21st, and log back on on 25th
>>584875120she will never be ballin’*spits out cereal*
>>584875176gg ez is like a 15 years old term you a mega unc, unc
Still working on translating a peak doujinhttps://files.catbox.moe/jxmkoc.png
>>584875262SPAAAAAAAACEEEEEEE
>>584875176its just what you say to troll someone in a game. people used to say gg aka good game after a game. the loser usually said it which was polite. then it got to where the winner said it, which was bad manners, and now zoomers just say gg ez aka good game that was an easy win
>>584875176gg ez is old as fuck, and means that the other team is dogshit
>>584874810the nipponnese men can't handle the raw umerican power. this is why they had to make digidawg into a midget.
>>584875310you mean millennials right?
>>584875254stop!
I am tried of porn
>>584874974Rice wouldn't act like this
:)
>>584875223and what about if I want the 5th day of pulls to be on the uma banner instead of support, I can't log in from the 24th reset, and only log back in later that day after banner reset right? since that's when the free pull allocation changes?
>>584875410whats the one on the left like?
>>584875254CAN'T POST THAT.>>584875274This too applies.
>>584875410
>>584875317Kris S is somewhat tall and all. She is as American as they come, but Kris was also an imposing horse irl
hilaurel
>>584875262>>584875285
>>584875425yes
remember to let your trainee push you down
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>584875520Cant wait for her
>>584875176If you’re referring to that clip specifically, it’s just some industry plant streamer that the algorithm picked up, same as a couple of overwatch bimbos saying similar soundclips 10 years ago, otherwise you’re too old to be alive if you’ve never seen gg ez in game chat before
>>584875452diet urara
i just beat my trainee in an arm wrestle!
>>584875254
>>584875460I am very glad that they chose to depict him as such in-game. He deserves it.
>>584873334>>584873993>bro cannot catch hintsshe wants you so bad
>>584875609i don't know how to tell you this but... humans are weaker than umamusumes
>>584875410fuckkillmarryignore
>>584875708Sakura girls are the most dangerous
*kills ur run*
>>584875727im built different though
>>584875789Thanks Taishin
>>584875787>>584875708incredibly dangerous...
An umamusume is no match for me. I will simply go beast mode.
AHAHAHAHAHAHYOUR BOOBSBIG BOOBSAHAHAHAH YEEE BRRRR
>>584875879But nonny, what if the uma goes beast mode back???
>>584875925I think this and say this
>>584875609are you sure
>>584875792hey that's my reply you're stealing
>>584875925I said this to Rob Roy and they got my trainer's license suspended
>>584873334I love Shichi
...?men.
>>584875410My god... there's 4 of them on the screen!
>>584875397
Okay, but where is Gimlet?
>>584876027hey that's my line
horny today aren't we
whats an uma you dont understand the appeal of?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRdCSqwkg5MEp. Summary:After Sakura Laurel excitedly shows off her outfit for the Halloween costume contest, Sakura Chitose O wonders how best to celebrate the holiday herself. Perhaps seeing how the others prepare will give her some hints...Cast: Mihono Bourbon (Ikumi Hasegawa) Rice Shower (Manaka Iwami) Matikanetannhauser (Hikaru Tono) Sakura Laurel (Mizuki Mano) Samson Big (Miyari Nemoto) Royce and Royce (Rui Tanabe) Sakura Chitose O (Riko Akechi)
>>584876257>7
>>584874313I thought regular taiki had to be nerfed?
can Kitasan Black's unique activate at all on Sprint?
>>584876124On Your Right!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdA8g5m65BA
>>584876295That was messed from Shiraoki-sama
>Sprint S>dogshit RNGI am so sick of it.
>get fast learner and sprint S I wonder if I'm forgetting anything else I neede-
new cryer
why is she like this?
>>584876316rice shower, teio, kawakami, sweepy, all ugly as shit
>>584876475you can still make itjust go on dates every day
>>584875708oh hey, that's me and my trainee
shiba shiba sore siba shiba ashiba
>>584876416What a cool horse he is
>>584876321>Rice VA is back from hiatus
Is catching up for new player/returning players viable?
>>584876321mambo
>>584876321holy fuark, it's my wife!
>>584876379so far it has only been able to activate on nakayama 1200m
>>584876595yeah, all you need to do is play in the baby league for a scenario or two
>>584876518>rice shower>sweepythis must be bait
>>584876124OYL
Kawakami is very pretty princess
waheygood morningu
>>584876595yes theres a free 100 pulls this weeksave everything else for ramonu wit card thats coming up
>>584876716My first rate daughter
>>584876518>rice showerthe anime>teiothe anime>sweepybwo?
>>584876752mwahey
>>584876595If you're thinking of returning then rifht now is a pretty decent time. 1 more month until the year 2 anni and thus year 2 powercreep starts. Fine Motion and Kitasan will be relegated to backup options in a scenario or two, so you'll be on a relatively even playing field
>>584876643>>584876763I'll give it a shot.When is Manhattan Cafe banner/rerun?
>>584876819>uma rerunThey dont really do that. You can buy Cafe for $21 in a month though.
>>584876819theres a free selector ticket at some pointalso you can grind her for free via the daily racesas for banners theres a wedding version and a valentines version in future
>>584876819The uma? Her base version never again, you can ticket her for 21 bucks during anni or wait until summer next year for her valentines alt. She is in the general uma pool, but getting a spook is unlikely
>>584876948she's not getting added to the daily legend races for another year
>>584877002how did she get MM
>>584876595You’ll be far behind until you’ve saved enough carats for the [scenario mandated SSR]. Ultimately the meta cards wane and get replaced within a year or so if you just play the long game you can get there.Plus grand live is not an enjoyable grind even with a perfect deck so open league is fine for a while anyway.
>>584877056how I wish
>>584877056The card
>>584877002HANG ON! Tachy doesnt have MM in her kit and I am not an end closer. Additionallyyou cannot proc the gold and normal version of a skill
5 pushups today
>>584877002Tachyon would never do thisI think
>>584877160
>>584875726explain thismind you, i wasn't even staring
Shooting Rope of Dioskouroi
>>584877160you could sneak 3 squats too, anonganbare!!!
>>584877291wtf is the last pose possible
>get the itch to return to Umamusume>get Star Savrious in an attempt to scratch it (but Journey Mode is kinda like career)>it just makes the itch strongerBros...Reinstalling now...
>>584877445Umas are very flexible
>>584877476welcome back, faggot
>>584877476*Star Saviour
>>584877476wyelcome byack, fyaggot
>>584877476Welcome back ex mambro...
>>584876502Speaky
>>584877298mashallah ayabe's fat fucking thighs won't make me forget how much of a bitch she is
>>584877476welcome back CUMA danchou
>>584877476for a moment, I felt like playing it, but then I found out they're just using that game to fund their next slop, and I lost interest
>>584877476welcome back cheater
>>584877584Yeah why was she such a bitch to curren anyway they never even raced (aside from the fact curren sucked her dads dick and accelerated a messy divorce)
>>584877476Cloverbwo...
>>584877646It's not even a bad game. Good character designs, great animations, effects and fanservice, decent gameplay.What's their next project?
did you remember to touch some turf today, anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRdCSqwkg5MNew Umayuru episode!
why are brown people so obsessed with gacha games EOS?Is it something in their culture?
>>584876316All umamusume are precious and deserve to be celebrated and loved.That being said, if Kitasan Black or Satono Diamond is your favourite uma there’s something wrong with you.
>>584877950Mambo was cute as always
>>584877982diamondo bros...
>>584877835counter side reboot
>>584876647>>584876782>no one to defend Kawakami
>>584878140whats she like?
>>584877445I can do that
>>584877935I walked outside to get some cash from an ATM and managed to survive
>>584878194Curren was too strong, huh
>>584877935I went to a BK and got the Big Hash Guilty with an extra patty
Why the fuck is it so hard for Bakushin to proc her unique this cm
sex with guys (female)
>>584878396huh
>>584878396CURREN HATE
>>584877935spent the past weekend in amsterdam with some friends and had a generally good time
>>584878194Powerful
>>584878582nice mambro
>>584878194dumb as a brick
>>584878446I will fuck Epi only if she's a good girl and keeps bringing mob umas that I can fuck
Have sex with umas.
Finished my aces. It's up to the goddesses now.
>>584878817understandable but I personally wouldn't need all that. I'm sticking my dick into that STD ridden umanko regardless.
>>584878937I have room to improve for 2 of them but I just dont really care to play more GL. And I need to do fanruns to compensate for flatlining
I can't get it up anymore
>>584878937ooooh oooooooh you want to remake them ooooh
>>584879034she can watch
>>584879115I can, I just don't have the motivation to rub one out and would rather just drink alcohol
>>58487893713750478test your aces
>>584878194Clinically retarded in a very endearing way and I don’t understand why people think she’s ugly she looks like a chibi Aerith
>>5848792586/9 CM21
>>584877627I got a jukebox request from him the other day and thought he came back...
Orenji
footrub desu
>>584879746mambwo...
i like fucky kisucky but her long unique animation is too long. the first part of it is empty and slow.
>>584879249does she ever get so drunk she pisses herself?
>>584879258gg
my health insurance company just gave me a $100 visa gift card for being such a good little goy going to the doctorsim gonna spend it all on carats in 2 months when the 2nd anni shop opens
Good afternoon
>>584880196Thank you for the room and detailed results
>>584880225Is there a carat discount during anni’s?
>>584879746
>>584880326yeah its 69.99 for 8000 on the cygames store compared to 6000 on the store thenplus thats how you get more than 1 selector, as 2nd anni has 2 paid selectors for cards
>>584880234Sup
>>584880196oof, my umas are kind of trash. I'll make something proper soon...
>>584878091I got annoyed at Counterside cause of fucking ingame ads to increase slots. But that game is f2p friendly
>>584880480grope
>>584880585I think you might've just gotten unlucky in this one, it's a sprint after all, getting blocked for a second too long or missing a downhill mode wit check can and will ruin it allI don't have the thing hakuraku keeps peddling to simulate multiple races so I'd suggest you toss them into more rooms to get a better grasp
>>584880585Bakushin won because she got a very good unique timing near the end of the corner and procced turbo sprint at the start of the accel zone. Sprint is all gambling, consistency is a lie.
>New Umayuru episode is a Chitose episodeOh ho ho ho hohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRdCSqwkg5M&list=PLNoVytAHV6zA&index=4
Which Fuji is better for Sprint CM left or right?
>>584880989>sakura chitoseothey're just making up umas
>>584881038Ballroom has carryover potential with her unique
another garheirng, another sneaky moment. Got my brother to be called a fat fuck again while I've eaten 6 slices of pizza with no one the wiser
>>584875397Rice would be a huge slut only for her big brother.
>>584880342well, at least you have company
>>584877307she wants you to stare at her, simple as that.
>>584881071you better remember her name from now on
Okay but I really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really reallyr e ally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>584877476nigger got the milk
>>584881470whats her appeal?
>>584881104TY I'll train on reset
>>584881581Mature tiny little thing who likes to travel a lot to learn about the world since she actually has the freedom as an uma musume to do it. Also very cute.
>>584881689>>584881581https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQzpI1we_ywhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qJY0VPOaY8Also really good voice.
hags
>>584875410imagine all four of them resting ontop of you in bed.
>>584881431this is the current state of top clubs29 bots and 1 guy that used to be in a B club before he started doing this
>>584881801sexsexsexKILLsexKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL
>>584881546Rice SEX
>>584881991what the fuck
>none of the groups from the clubs from the OP exist/have spotsDamn.Anyone have a use for a returning player?
>>584882105We're past the halfway point of the month so unfortunately you wont qualify for free gibs.... maybe try again at the start of November
>>584882105you're a bit late to that cause we passed the club cutoff, so you're not gonna get rewards even if you join oneThere's definitely gonna be clubs with spots start of next month though
>>584882196>>584882223It would be relevant for dailies though.
>>584882119Shakur isn't lewd
>>584882105umatism does
>>584882263the only dailies you'll be missing out on are 50 club points a day
Wait, why is he in the crowd?
>>584882428who?
>>584872936Man a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about botters and skill hacks and CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
>>584882428why are there a bunch of brown girls in the crowd. its just brown girls and white guy there
>>584882393x45 carats for finishing all missions too.
>>584882509id take another 5 years of GL than another week of MANTbut really they should balance all scenarios so theyre equal and then people can do the ones they want
>>584882283to me, she is. shasexy, even.
>>584882602the club missions dont count for those
>>584882602club dailies aren't needed to get the carats ones
>>584882283And this? Why is she partying in a mini dress?
>>584882602Those actually aren't considered part of the dailies!
>>584882509I've become what I hate and have been dialing it in with 2 debuffer comps for the last CMs of GL, once this Rickey is done I never need to play this scenario again and can take it easy until GM.
>>584882659>>584882665>>584882680Oh okay, in that case Imma not stress out getting into a club.Thanks.
>>584882509I burnt out for months in february but it was that slave-driver danchous fault, auto fixes a huge chunk of long term retention issues with the game outside of exactly grinding aces for CM’s, provided you have good parents by now (you do, don’t you..?)
>>584882785JOIN UMATISM
Made a single run for each uma, time for a CM21 test2031 80802031 80802031 8080
>>584882283but i need shakur to bite-mark every part of my body
>>584882608Manual play? lol no>>584882768Thats fair with Keen Eye, what style is your Rickey ace?>>584882860Decent but not a long list like what the whales got
brown umanko...
>>584883165That's nice, but I would like white umanko
>>584883273White American umanko?
>>584883019>Thats fair with Keen Eye, what style is your Rickey ace?Front, this is the one I hit on the very first try but I'll do a couple more to see if I can't also sneak mile S in there, and maybe another 50 stam.
>>584883332White Deep South American umanko>>584883340Another cute American uma
>>584882942
>>584883337Holy fuck you just won another cm
>>584883337team trials ass build
>>584883423Thanks for the room
>>584883416nice
>>584882509The game is in the best state ever it ever was now all things combined. No idea why people complain, memory of a goldfish I guess.
>>584883340Cute
Could it be that all the beginner guides are pretty outdated?
>>584883165 that one (non uma) brown webm from yesterday did irreversible damage to my psyche
>>584883915I would think so, some are probably wrong on purpose too
>>584883946That gooner gacha game webm with the white bikini?
>>584883882Meto…
crip walk
>>584884191that one. yes.
>>584884346Yeah that was hot in a degenerate way
>>584883165NEED
should I go solo front Machan or pace Machan?
>>584884356top gun bros weve avoided the undershirt slander
>>584884476I need her
>>584884476
>>584884507You should build solo front El Condor Pasa.
where is the oguri cryer
>>584882509Good, now that "sweats" are dying off (kinda) we're finally entering a golden era where one-two runs per ace is enough for A finals. It's not there yet I think (at least not with every deck), but it's close.
>>584884720oguri doesn't cry
>>584884720NEVER EVER
>golden era>we turn into /umajp/>weak little shits
>>584884737We've already entered the era bwomaking A finals was never hard
Just take it easy and have fun with the horsies
>>584884840nah i do 3 ace runs per cm and couldnt get to A finals this time. maybe if you had 5 SSR MLBs its easy idk
>>584884943
>>584884943what if I like to see them win
>>584885049I thought he was drawing umanko at first.
>>584882105Umatism and ExcelUma have spots
I am quite fond of Uma's
>>584885049Then you try your best, but dont sweat it
>>584884832i've been telling you guys/umajp/ is the endgame of /uma/
>>584885303what happened to brick 182 i thought they were the 2nd best club in /uma/
>>584885442Sounds comfy
>>584884840I played without rolling cards for the first year, it's hard for me to judge what was back then, I had to put effort before. In GL after rolling cards I did around 10-15 (except mile I did 5 there) total runs for each CM and that was enough for A finals (even winning them). I think we're not there yet. Maybe if you have lots of cards, but I'm umaroller mostly.
>>584885458/uma/club poached one of their guys around the 8th or something
>>584885303so whatever happened to uma&co's S rank push?
>>584885303everyone is fucking crashing, outside of Dacchis because of THAT
>>584884995sounds like a you problem
>>584885645fizzled out after 2 days, then attempted to be brought back at the end of the month just to get shut down again after danchode did the unimaginable to mascot-kun
>>584885785i don't think they were even going to make it even with him. it's an entire club effort to make it to S unless you icarus
>>584885848the chances of the club falling to A is more likely than it going to S ever
beanz really was a sleeper agent sent to bring down mambo what the fuck
>>584873972nice dead audio NERD
>>584886065I know, the catbox is dead...
>>584886016>was the sleeper that knocked the foundation brick out of uma&co>now mambolike the farts from beans, always silent, but deadly.
Uma&co is recruiting 3-4 members for next month
>>584886016>>584886107He is straight in the middle field of fan gains. Its the usual issue of no quota and taking it easy
Umamusume !
>>584886282im gonna join a a+ club but will only join one with no quota, what are my options?i can easily make the quotas its just the principle of the thing
Petition to replace our mambo with either of these mambos
Do not use the bakushin this cm, they spread out around the corner and you need someone else to challenge her for her unique to work
>>584886379Mambo
>>584886379mambo
>>584885303out of all A+ /uma/ clubsonly *MAD***, and ***&** are not carried by 1-2 super farmers>what does that mean?your club is always one poach away from destruction
>>584886134whats the quota?
>>584886475You forgot Mambo
>>584886475>2mama will collapse Dacchis AWARE
>>584886475Tamalove looks even more grim than Mambo in that regard
>>584885303mambwos..... *coughs blood* i'm out of tp... pwease... just one more run....
>>584886407>4m/day for A+Are they retarded?
Vivlos is such a BAD sister
>>584886691flower's flowers...
>>584886379Unironcally mambo is your only optiontamalove too I guess, but they're always full
Are you taking the 5 day sabbatical soon?
>>5848853035 day flatline will cause mambogeddon
>>584886757Mambo is full
>>584886757Danchud could perhaps prune some of our bottom earners...
>>584886379future mambwo..
>>584886808That would not be very nice
>>584885303/***/**** still undisputed, is this the only general that has a club in S?
>>584886623?these are club #300 middle earners and they do 3.3it is really not that far off
>>584886768No i need all the carats i can get and im okay with base kitasan-san
>>584886797it won't affect mambwo at all because they never farm fan in the first place
The 5 day flatline + half TP will cause irreparable damage to all struggling clubs
>>584886576TaMamboLove is our only way out...
I want to leave my club, but there's no S club other than /uma/ club and I don't want to join that discord club. If I wanted to join a discord club I'd just join a reddit discord club, same shit
>>584887035tama is not orange enough sorry deal's off
>>5848869372 parent runs with rerolls is 120 stamyou dont get enough to do 3, so 2 is the reasonable amount so that is about 1.5m a day and that makes about 45m a monthanything more than that is too autistic
>>584886937I guess i got spoiled by /uma/ clubs that at best do 2m/day
>>584887035Needs a better name, like FukuLove
>>584887072mambwo...
>>584887072tamalovebwo...
do horsies really love their toreina this much??
>>584887124replace the rerolls with actual runs and it's 90mil which is standard 400 a+ quota
>>584887302Of course! Especially the FAT FUCKs
Most powerful mares
>>584887302no. the trainer we play as is just a 190cm handsome chad. most of them are professionals
>The uma based on the horse that lactated, chose to wear a cow outfitBRAVO CYGAMES!
tamambo.... please merge....
>>584887124why are you rerolling parents when the actual effort is 1 minute of setting up the run and then coming back later
>>584887302they like their groomers more unless they're weirdos that love training like kitasan or mamechin
It sickens me that half of my club still wouldn't be near my month's output when I come back from my 5 day hiatus. No I'm not in mambo
>>584887441mambwo...
>>584887441lying mambwo...
>>584887441mambrotato..
>>584887432NTA but I wont remember to log in 4 times per day. and im not setting an alarm like an autist.>>584887380the back of my wifes head
>>584887437Mamechin is a good boy.
>>584887441tamalovebwo...
>>584887072this is the 10th time this week you posted this bait, dramasister
>>584887302Spe is super weak to her trainer
>>584887380>ear wigglingAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
annnnnd walajust like that mambo will NEVER have a buffer <10million again
>>584887441even after the 5 day hiatus I will still be in the first place in my club
>>584887441mambwolove....
>>584887613I don't even farm fans I just play the game regularly
I don't need top be in top 50%. As long as I'm not the last in quota I'm safe.
>>584887741>I just play the game regularlymany are not even doing this in my club so you would probably be in the top 8 in my club
>>584887812Mambwo...
>>584887745cute blobs
>>5848875092 times per day is enough, you can go back to check every time you're doing something that lasts more than an hour. Like work or while playing a game or whatever
>>584887594wao
>>584887745we sluggin'
>>584888009>>584887745Cute!
>>584887594thank you danchud
>>584887432Because there's a limit to the borrows, bro
>>584887812Danchou can suck it if we derank, it's what he deserves for not culling the herd
Dream Journey isn't cute.
Now that autis/uma/ isn't eligible for the low A+ merge anymore, I think they should aim higherWhat about Autisuma&co?
>>584886691cute
>>584888147but if you do 2 runs a day you're not capping the borrows anyway
So I can still get 60 kita pulls if I wait after the new day reset and don't pull the last 40th-50th free support pulls until the banner change 7 hours later? Can anons confirm
Forever Young has completed his final preparations in New York and will soon head to the battleground, Keeneland Racecourse. The sun is rising.
>>584888279yes
>>584888225Merge Dacchis and Umadash, we'll call it Umadascchis
Decent start
>>584888353what more do you want
Post your spechud reaction images
>>584888431>what more do you wanthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyBEBVEMweI
>>584888225>merging with v&coI wouldn't even wish that on my worst enemy
>>5848884311200 pow, In High Spirits, Mummy Creek, more SP in generalBut time to move on to a 2nd ace
>>584888225sorry bwo, we dont merge with NOBODYhowever, have you thought about merging a large pizza with a hotdog? thats effectively a pita wrap, which is a nice healthy autumn meal!
>>584888310I can still log in right? Just don't pull
>>584888604No
>>584888604You can't log in. Just watch a sloptuber video on it you retard
gwos i just came backwhere do i get my SSR ticket from the hanukkah treedo we get the collective rewards later or somethingyeah i contributed a single present too
>>584888662>where do i get my SSR ticket from the hanukkah treeat second reset tonight
Trainable Chitose when?
>>584888662>yeah i contributed a single present toobwo your rainbow shard?
>>584888660Ok but what if I want to log in, can I still log in?
>>58488866211PM GMT
>>584888798yeah bro
>>584888745after dope impact gets added
>>584888798Yeah just don't go to the gacha screen, that's what triggers it
Uma for this feel? I know there is exactly one this fits to, and so does one of you.
>>584889115matikanefukukitaru
>>584889115Bono
>>584889115
>>584889115Gold Ship
>>584886880Thats true but a lot of them are putting truly pathetic numbers
I can play today and tomorrow, right?
>>584889276YES
Good morning friends!!
>>584889374Bad morning my threadenemy
remember, logins dont count if you dont claim your login presentsso just login and do your dailies and dont click the present button!
>>584889215Nah gentlewife is DK himself
>>584889374good morning babydacchi
>>584889494
>wake up in time just before resetgood sunday feeling >>584889374gm bwo
umasumi
>>584889665>>584889692>>584889708
Nonnies.. it's over
I hate my trainee
>>>/a/291696074Who of you faggots made this?
have sex
>>584890121you cant make me
>>584890121gimme a cute uma GF and I will
which two umas would make for the best threesome to havern i'm thinking kita/dia
1 week left until the devil
>>584890219Rice/Urara
>>584890057Hi esl-chamaBut who's posting my soundposts over there?!
>>584890342>Getting this madCalm down, its just a 4chan post
>>5848902201 week + 5 days
>>584890121Cute finemoaner I'll take it
>>584890121plapping finemo posters
>>584890421Interesting for you to interpret anger from my post
>>584890121Did you know? Ireland has the highest birth rate of any European country
>>584890121soon
the type of person that likes Curren Chan also like Mathilda Lando. Don't trust them
fucking finally
>>584890675Name one bad thing Curren Chan has ever done.
>>584890675>E-CELEB GOSSIP OUT OF MY WILLWHO THE FUCK IS THAT BITCH EVEN FUCK OFFFFFF
>>584890675Everyone likes Curren Chan, some are just shy about it.
no ones likes dreamfuck off
evens i torture myself by building front sprint pasaodds i prepare for dirt cm
My trainer Sykkuno'd me...
>>584890843>he hasn't watched LeonNTA but do that now
>>584890843Are you fucking stupid
>>584890930No... his archive level is too low
>>584890992I live under a rock with anime grills nigger
>>584890121touch turf lol
is curren the most posted uma in /uma/ history? she's probably posted more than even oguri
>>584891137nyes
I never had lv5 speed this soon in a run
>>584890675I'm sorry but Curren Chan is such a simplistic and stupid person that I could never possibly imagine comparing the two outside of "only pedos like this character lol"It's quite RUDE
>>584887437why has /uma/ not made any grooming jokesthis is a criminal offense against humor and I am disappointed in all of you
>>584891393please let that be a real tweet please let that be a real tweet please please pleaseby real I mean "the poster is 100% serious and not a troll"
>>584891450real grooming happens here
>>584891483it's structured in the same way chatgpt translates Japanese to English ----- It's doubtful that it's real
>>584891137forgetting someone?
>>584891402Get his arse
nice thread. like, in general.
>>584891508Proof?
>>584891710that will change soon dont you worry bwo
>>584891393Please turn her into an umamusume so can we have a canon kissing scene, no fade to black.
>>584891753knew this was slop before even opening the thumbnail
umamusume torening on my face
>>584886883Lucky Lilac seems funnyI like refined ladies that are actually seething 24/7
>>584891960She is very funny. Watched some events from her. Helps that she is hot af too
>>584889265It's what's expected from single run a day, seems ok.
Do I tell her it's the ears or is that considered offensive
>>584887441mamzwo...
>>584892139Its her fat ears and titties
Daiwa Scarlet probably forces her trainer for sexOr just rapes himI don't know how to put it, but she just look like she does
>>584892139she might not like the answer
Question!!Lets say i have >Nishino flower as GP with one set of white skillsand>Nishino flower as parrent with different sets of white skillsCan i get their both white skills?
When did this general shift from a Falco general to a Curren general and why? I don't like it.....
Mare bloomers erotic
>>584892352Why would you not be able to
>>584892352Make a Pasa parent with the Flower GPand use the Flower parent on the other sideNow you have access to both skill poolsduh
>>584892354we're actually a fatco general
>>584892352yes there's no downside to doing that other than in some cases wanting a different unique from a gp.
>>584892354it shifted from a gold trashto a agnes tachyonto "lets be gay lol" chiyo trash posterto whorren vs falco autism thread
yes please
i need a dirt edgelord to complete the dark clothes
>>584892467>>584892465>>584892516Ty gwodacchis
>>584892630Base Sichi
>>584892630if you have halloween doto she has E on dirt, easy mutating
>>584892630Simply mutate Cafe
>>584892579I'm normally a titcow lover but I would devour Cafe for breakfast every day
bourbonGPT generate me some code in c# to remove seeking the pearl's "NO GOOD" sfx when she loses in TT
another day another 5 loops
>>584892872>334732Got you now
>>584892732i did get her on the way to bancho>>584892780not have>>584892792ok
>>584892630You can make Curren Chan run on dirt with some effort.Gold City if you have her isn't like super dark, but certainly darker than Rickey. Sweep Tosho if you can find lots of dirt sparks and play until they proc.
>>584892872What is this loop deck?
Why there are no news about paid 1500 banners? It's supposed to come out in few days? Are they ashamed of it lmao?
>>584892780Doto is F mile
POST CB PROPAGANDANOW
>>584893020tail held high +Fast and Furious from Tamamo, See Ya Later from Light Hello, Perfect Spot from Daitaku Helios.Unity Scenario for It's On and NSMTriple Friend for 3300 SP
>>584893075aren't those when Ramonu is out? cygames across every game pretty much never announces paid gachas more than 24hr in advance anyway,
come on, Kingugive me 3* Sprint 3* Pow already
>>584893113goofed up again
>>584893223That's selector, i'm talking about 1500 carat random
>>584893007>>584892630the candidate dirtbox
people should be looping Tail Held High more and I don't know why they're going for the racing spirits firstracing stamina and racing power arent gonna help you if your midgame is trash
Why is Dober such a pervert
>>584893416you can loop rs into thh but you can't loop thh into rs due to ura being a dogshit scenario
>>584893316Gold Shitty
>>584893316Just train base Gold City then, she's actually pretty good in team trials. Free on your left and unique that always activates.
>>584893316Shichi alt
>>584893020That Tamamo is the best card source of THH til Power Nature is out (same 1st branch THH + better hints). Actually might still be situationally better than Power Nature if you try to push 1100 stamina in GM.Yaeno Muteki is the best THH from hints atm but hit rate I think is a bit lower (at the positive of having ramp up and homestretch haste in her pool)
>>584893416You get THH easily from CB wit
>>584893784I'm not relying on a hint pool that also has rainy days and strategist on it
>>584893416marvy power is in like 90% of my parent decks, im usually loopin it if it decides to hit
this counts as dark doesnt it
>>584894069Mabe Power is such a good card with how finnicky SS rating is on some uma.
>>584892872can you even hit SS with that in unity
curry45%
got 50 gems again from TTwill not be spending it on danchobux
is speedstar good for cm21 or just prepare to pass is enough
when is part two
If THH is core for midgame, how come nobody ever loops RS:Wit? It's like having 2/3 more THH.
>>584894326Both are good, don't glue a good run just because Finemo was bratty with the final chain
>wins by beating up the special needs uma or by waiting for her opponents to take each other out
>>584894278>that power>Maruzenlol retard
can she survive the sprint with the racing spirit:stam skill?I forgot it drains stamina
>>584894278curry 2
>>584894498You only need around 100~150 stam if you have enough wit
>>584894535lucky highrolling bastard
>>584894420*gets eaten by the accel zone*it's a TT skill>>584894498yes
>>584894498the stamina req is ridiculously low like 150 to the point that gassing out on any build would be an accomplishment, she'll be fine. The race is one little downhill sprint.
>>584894420I do though?
>>584894623>>584894671>>584894634wth 150?how can it be that low
>>584894676Based off meta looperI hope someone in CM seethes when you get speed carryover from it + THH firing just before accel.
>>584894759eternal downhill mode
>>584893283Useless titcow
>>584894420what you want is the Speed one, no?
>>584894535curry 3
>>584894759The track is 90% a downhill, the more you spend on downhillmode the less stam you use
>>584894759the race is 1200m, and downhill burns much less stamina. Look at how much of the race is downhill.>>584894634build issue if you aren't planning to fire 2 midrace skills before accel.
>>584894912...did you winor did the training fail
I like Ramonu’s casual fit.
>>584894420takes too long to get the good racing spirits, good running style specific skills and race track specific skills on a parent and grandparents so people just loop the best one (stamina)
>>584895080everything about her is so lewd holy shit
>>584895080>71 years old
>>584895080so why didn't she teach Ryan that a dress and pants dont mix well
>>584894220SS? I cant even hit S. The point is to loop, not make a parent
>>584895080mm yes delicious tummy pero pero
i have never loopedt dancho
>wagies playing during Sunday afternoon?>release ze cursed seed4 mood downs, 5 negative events, Heavy Hello didn't trigger
>>584895018I always winglue anyway without head on or ign pwr OR agnes gold
>>584895709why are you buying Leap forward
>>584895664KUSOGE
>>584895815for fun
>>584895815evolves into great leap forward in the china scenario
>>584895815It's still usable in a pacefest lobby
>>584872936reminder that Laurel is single -sided yuribait trash uma and not a succubus for her trainer like fanarts say
>>584895963naruhodo
>>584895709>ign powerisn't that just pre-buff slick surge is it really that big a dealbreaker?
my danchou hasn't logged in yet and he is always logging in to swap shoes instantlyshould I be concerned?
>>584896049you really want every accel you can possibly get
*AHEM*fuck OGC.
>>584896019i'm sure the 0 total laurel fans will be in shambles to hear that
>>584896049it's not a make or break skill you can go without it
>>584896049there is really no such thing as too much accel in a sprint
>>584895912Third wasted borrow here I go
>>584896019>one-sided obsession with a woman that doesn't even acknowledge hershe's just like us...
>>584896089mambwo...
Hit 2% Practice Poor failure rate on Taishit award
>>584896238>event ended
>>584896170she had some shills before but they slowly disappeared after a few umaviewer screenshots
>>584896421>risked itbased retard
>>584895080I didn't care for ramonu for a long time, but then I had a sex dream about her where she spread her legs and had the most perfect bush I had ever seen and it drove me wild. now I'm dickpulling for her.
Granny… Wonder Acute really is just Creek but grandma.
>>584896421bro your overseer?
>>584896421you're not even running a mileor are you?
What's the verdict on this card? Great for a few cms, or overrated, or better than people say because it's subject to 5 day hiatus shitposters validating their decision, or a whale trap?
when are da free pulls I suddenly want to play again after quitting for a few weeks
>>584896574borrow, you will be running taishin wit as EC player
>>584896574I think it's sex.
>>584896541you paint a beautiful picture…
>>584896574Worst end closer accel in the game. And her wit clicks are worse than some SRs.wouldve been worth it if it got encroaching shadow but thats not till later
>>584896570I'm making a third TT uma>>584896508My options were>salvage the run>give up>waste my time with a cursed career
>>584896574unusable because im running sweepy
>>584896574I'll use it for the hell of it because I want to see what's it like to have 1.2 accel for Kingu
>>584883165Kris in a turtleneck is my fucking weakness
>great stat>sprint S>not a single support card finish their chain
>>584895432you are not?but le time crunch...
The post that killed /uma/
fun fact: the "S" in "Symboli Kris S" stands for Sex. it's crazy, I know.
holy moly im so glad someone finally spoonfed me the name shadow tracen yesterday
Pulling for Fuku speed was the best decision I've ever made in my uma career
rly hope I get pink sprint with these borrows I'll be so good then
you're in the soup now
>>584897581is this real
Agnes
>>584897170generic loops are good forever. Paces lates and ends can all make good use of the overtake combo of Ramp Up PTO and THH (Slipstream can count but eh) to boost midgame consistency in any track, and Uma stan is great in all tracks, not just mediums
>>584897675maybe
>>584897695Flight?
>>584897507>nitoroJust type TNT why is Japan like this
>>584897991TNT is the red one
>>584897991Wrong crate bro, Crash does have TNT crates but they're red.
>>584897839How does a cat even learn to do this??
hehe......
get zero
>>584898132wonder acute speech bubble
I'm going to Tomakomai
>>584898178isn't that where the center stands?
I think Mackie's friend should eat more
Monroe Walk winner of the Shuka Sho yesterday/early today had a predicament with the wind, almost reminds you of Marilyn Monroe
>>584897060Same
>>584898427SEX AND CUDDLING WITH THE OVERLORD!!>>584898479 same.
>>584898479
bye ogurin
>The Fillies' Triple Crown ends with three horses sharing the victories. Meanwhile, Lobuchen, winner of the Satsuki Sho and Tokyo Yushun, will challenge for the ninth historic achievement in next week's Kikuka Sho. What will be its fate――.
>>584898903SEX with that chestnutter
Oh yes 4* boy tits!
>>584898894or not I'll play you to the end now
I believe...
Do i use my ticket to get Kitasan LB1 or just save it for when Mr CB wit comes out?
hello?
>>584899561sry ppl complain about me blogposting too much so I can't spam anymore
>>584899561Do you need a bigger gun?
>>584899561hello??? speak louder I can't hear you
>>584899671Stop caring about what people think
>>584899557it's no longer worth to get kitasan if you don't already have it mlb'd
>>584899693stuck on a whole different planet
hey
>>584899005Control yourself Special Week
>>584899557The CB train left the station for a while and it's not coming back bwo. I dunno what's your card situation is but number 1 selector ticket option is always 3LB Creek
I think grand live is the worst uma period of all time and I wish we'd just speed through this shit instead of doing a fucking sprint and dirt mile
>>584899128I don't think I like this game after all
I've finished three carreers so far and my favourite was with Daiwa. This game is really addictive
>>584900302I love my cow wife
>>584899865I lied I'm just doing other stuff rn>>584900247gl is fine when it's not medium-long distances. songs for me are pretty consistent at least so that's rarely an issue
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>584900302based daisca is cute
>>584900397its not just songs for me. It's rainbows and chain events not proccing, songs just tip it over the edge, especially the friendship songs that aren't consistently dropping early like the SP songs
>>584900383>>584900535next up is a horse named Goldship
>>584900302Wait til you get into training for pvp.
As I was lying in the bath, I decided to quickly jerk off to Digitan. Even though I didn't spend more than two minutes doing it, the spurting force was unexpectedly high, and I ended up cumming in my own ear...Maybe I should try building an end closer Digitan with a straightaway spurt for the sprint CM.
>>584900302Based, there is a reason she is cow wife number one!
>>584900541a single thing going wrong will completely kill your chances at making an ace, grand live sucks and no one can convince me otherwise
Picked my nose and now i can smell iron
>>584900861Mambo... stop doing that...
>>584900861
I'm at the grocery store, anyone need anything?
>>584900861oooh so that's why it sometimes smells like that..
>>584901014Premium mineral water, blue glass bottle...hard to miss
>>584901014hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm some choccy chip cookies please
>>584901178>>584901178>>584901178we're on page 5 so have a bweadalso updated the umayuru link
>>584901014A bottle of fermented mare milk
>>584901248Wow..
>>584900302many are saying this. Even umagrok is saying this
>>584900459do it you coward
>>584896170There are two of us you rat nosed sonnuva
>>584898145
