Previous: >>584901178New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/qRdCSqwkg5M>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera OCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: Holiday Celebration Part 2, Sparkly Magic Show>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Halloween Duramente (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
hi
>>584931003Take your clothes off
Hello
ryan LOVE
wahey
Oguri Plap as in Sex
>>584929823>>584930831Doesn't seem worth it desu
>>584930924Ryan's sideburns go hard
>>584931232No.
I want to six seven Mejiro Palmer's tits.
>>584930924cute uma and ines
>>584931090
I believe Umas should use cow print bikinis
>>584931408I want to sex both until I have 7 children (each)
no...........
>>584931256>>584929823alpha123 as well
Is Kashimoto actually cute?
>>584931464bwo...
>>584931090that's reserved for my clubbies~
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>584931629bro did not read the details
>>584931629bwo is this desperate for a copy of grass wonder guts ssr
>>584931464I get more and more confirmation that an umamusume would never accept a pathetic 4 incher like me.
>>584931629cygays took the tickets and ran...
>>5849314645inchGODs...we finally won...
>>584931629do you retards genuinely not know how to read
>>584931710I'd take that, would give me MLB I'll probably end up with Shakur also for MLB
>>584931464You can have my 7 incher
>>584931464I can hold it with two so that means I pass
>>584931917Manlet with small hands............
>>584931464
Unlimited death on the bastard nipponese for delaying my hit. Now I have to do pills instead thanks a lot cygames
>>584931464I don't understand why people are freaking out, this is such a low bar to pass
you should be jigginghttps://jiggie.fun/YE55Gn
>Tallying
Friend texted me hours ago and I still haven't replied
>>584932142maybe they have yaoi hands
They should delay tallying till 20th to force people to log in
>>584931959sexwithbrown
What do we even get with the ticket anyways? I already have MLB Creek and Finemo
>>584932367gwo? your ryan guts?
>>584932367random SSR until Curren wit SSRCurren wit SSR would be nice
>>584932367save it for Ramonu vwo
>>584932041>181cm tall>20cm long 9cm wide hands
>>584931629mambwo... it was like, 1 career a day....
>>584932367you get two more race 1 SR+ tickets
>>584932472Post d*ck or hands
>>584932367i sneed a biko bakushin copy
>>584932679I'm black
I go sleep
What would you call Curren if she was part of this arbitrary counting process? A tally-ho
>>584932472holy manlet
>>584931256>>584931498thanks bwosrolled a dirt cm ace off my first attempt
>flehmen responses you
>>584932820Ignited spirit wit is useless without dodging danger bwo
ExcelUma (588536995) is recruit new trainers interested in a comfy club without big fan quotassend a request to us with /uma/ on your profile
>>584932849
>>584932941>Ignited spirit wit is uselessnta but isn't it useful for when you're in the outer gates? Dodging Danger makes you move outward
>>584932941i know but it works for the occasion of getting outer gate, and the only other skill choices i had left were prudent, more double circles, homestretch haste, and firm resolve
>>584931752actually...
6 and I'll fap to Super Creek's boobs9 and I'll fap to Grass Wonder's butt0 and I'll fap to both
>>5849333035 and you fap to ryan's toned back
>>584933107That and it's a backup for your Prudent Positioning if you whiff that.
>>584932735gn bwocho
>>584933107>>584933265It's really rare that it does it and sometimes it can even block you. I think homestretch haste was the better choice
>>584933416hot...
>>584932764
>>584932996I really like how she gets extra chummy with you when you win the Autumn Tenno Sho faster than usual
>>584933448i didn't know about the blocking part...i considered haste a lot because it had a lot of hints but i don't like buying it for shorter races because it'll proc at the finish line too many times
>>584933058its the 18th
How long is tallying
wei
>>58493385220th on banner reset
>>584933058There was actually a newcutie looking for a club yesterday
>>584933784Be careful, you might get put in the excel file
Losing over half my races in MANT is not fun.
>>584933750>it'll proc at the finish line too many timesIt got buffed to activate in the first half of the last spurt now
>>584933951i bounce like this
>>584933058you should settle for being low B+ mediocrity then you can kick even less
>>584934037your clocks?
>>584934037Why are you playing mant
Why the fuck does cygames love tallying so much the fucking numbers do automatically in a second what the fuck it's just an excel
>>584934172it's so the rewards don't bug out on distribution
>>584934172last minute rigging
>>584934138I don't have other options anymore.
>>584934172to make (You) seethe
>>584934009The XL file?
>>584933535I prefer to bully my protégé but I also enjoy bullying that harlot. Thanks for the kissies>>584933852Not long.
>>584934390HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>584934172the dirters are preparing a special performance for (you)
>>584934519They should've invited Falco
>>584934437 (me)Hey, nerd, don't forget to attach your picture, thanks.
>>584934545need to copa copa's copas
>>584933852longe than my weewee
>>584934663
>>584934098i forgot about that, FUCKmy cope is that haste will almost never make the difference between winning or losing a race, especially since it's a front-dominated cm and the race will be decided most of the time by who procs A&S
instead of waging tomorrow you could be a torena
>>584934741So it lasts for a minute?
>>584934780rickey is perfect except for those stupid hairbuns
>>584934961gayest post made today
>>584934961you're perfect except that you're gay
>>5849349027 and i do it
>>584934961They are cute and I want to pat them
umasumi frens
>>584934902Shiraoki-sama would want people to spread the value of luck, not end it all
>>584933107If you start out in the outer gates, and PP activates before you move to the inner rail, then you will get some value from the skill, so its not COMPLETELY useless. However that is less likely to happen if you dont have DD.Even when you start out in the outer gate (and thus miss out on most of the speed boost from DD) Dodging Danger will still provide some value by keeping you on the outside for a few seconds longer so that you can get more value out of PP/Wit. If you dont have DD, I feel like the expected value of DD by itself is lower than upgrading front corner/straight to double circles.That said, its hard to quantify the value of DD PP, so I could be wrong, in the end I'm just pulling this out of my ass, but then again so is everyone else ITT.
>>584935075Umasumi bwo
>>584933949Ill check the archive in case they dropped their ID>>584933784it's never too late to join the spreadsheet>>584934134I believe that we can hit A if we get a full room, if only I had the time and will to post recruitments every thread...maybe I should recruit a recruiter
>>584934835>it's a front-dominated cm>he doesn't know about the end Digi/Oguri menaceFronts got no new accel while ends got leap forward and razor sharp steps
>>584935075umasumi
>>584935212Need that fat ass to break my skull
>>584935075Umasumin~
>>584935226officers can accept applications right? just get someone unemployed to be your officer
>>584935212Imposing Deutsche butt
>>584935075Umamasumi
>>584935079WTF are you talking about? Suicide is the ultimate gacha roll. You need luck to end up somewhere good in the next life.
>>584935226its like 700m monthly for B+ and 2billion for Ajust give up
>>584933269>Ryan >Likes it smallProof?
>>584935450It's not luck. It's how good of a person you were in your previous life. If you are a wagie, you can only blame your old self.
>>584935198PP/DD gives your fronts a 0.5 current speed boost early-race. Cygames didn't know about that either but when they knew it became a feature and they put PP and DD in a ton of front cards and umas
The URA Finale races count as G1s too right?Does that mean that MANT legacies will have lower compatibility with legacies from other scenarios since they run the Twinkle Climax instead of the URA Finale?
Tallying the number of times Tarumae's fat tits have made me cum
>>584935659nyo
>>584935450the best part of dying and what I look forward the most is that last moment when you finally realize there is not going to be a next life and this was it, I bet that despair of not wanting to die but you can't do anything about it and it's over has to be the sweetest thing everI mean, umamusume
>>584935075Umasumi
>>584935450I disagree, but if I get a 7 Shirakoi-sama agrees with me, 4 for you, and anything else we're both wrong
>>584935259i'm planning on making an end digi as one of my other aces without knowing how good ends are for the cm. good to know she'll be terrorizing my own falco then
>>584935846holy fuck that honse is so eepy
>>584935836nigga what, take your meds
When is this big uma getting released?
Will the second story come after the tally?
>>584935836i think it will be easier to accept because the last years were probably shitty and sick all the time
>>584935836Junko stop posting on /uma/
>>584935847>7you know what to do
>>584935957I don't get it is that some kind of scam number?
>>584932367guts winning ticket of course
>>584936221Why is she wagging her tail
>>584936367I presented my cock to her
>>584936367happy to see me, her childhood (boy)friend
>>584936367dog uma
7 and I'll make spaghetti with Shiraoki-sama's blessing4 and I'll order something else
>>584935935I don't know why 4-legged animals can look like they're so much comfier when laying down than we are
>>584936367Kita-chan is an easy girl and she's in love with her trainer (me)
>>584935635They only give you that 0.5 boost while you are changing lanes. The whole point of the PP DD combo is to force large lane changes to get the value out of that.If you only move over 1 or 2 lanes, then the duration off the speed effect will be so short that you will hardly get any value out of it, and if you dont change lanes at all then it will provide literally 0 value. This is why the other lane speed skills such as Go with the Flow are considered to be shit, even though they give the exact same 0.5 speed boost as PP DD.
>>584935912rudolf's unexplicably giant ass belt
>>584936160You're right, I shall live
7 and I make fried bologna 4 and I make fried spamAnything else and I starve tonight
>>584936474Why is she so american?
>>584936574i hvaent studied it but ive always wondered if you could get something from gwtflow on races where the final corner fan out is there
What lands you in evil horse jail?
>>5849360072030 at the earliest
>>584930924uggo umas
>>584936886Standing paizuri
>>584936216You can call Kratos on that number. The old Kratos.
>>584936807He knows what he did
>>584937001Sorry, ugly. You're not my type.
>>584936728
>>584937065>You're not my type.
>>584935631Nah its all luck bro. You can do good deeds and all that, but it wont matter at all if it turns out that reincarnation or god isnt even real in the first place.>>584935836Bro, thats only if you are unlucky and it turns out that god, the afterlife and all that shit isnt real.Believers in Shiraoki-sama will be blessed with luck, and as a result it will turn out that either Shiraoki-sama or some other (nice) god will actually exist and as a result they will get sent to Umamusume BJ heaven.>>584935847FUCKWhatever, this just means you wasted your good luck on this roll. I can still get lucky when I die.
Stego is so so so so so so so so so so os so so so so sos os os so os os so so so so so so cute.
>>584936474white woman jumpscare
Umas being stronger than humans and not able to be manhandled or princess carried is a crime
>>584937109
>>584937085It's weird how due to the pandemic the mask in Japan went from this thing basically only they and the Chinese did because you weren't really allowed to take off work when sick, to being a fetish thing now
I have returned from an 8 hour long examMy back hurtsPlease post Umas so the pain goes away
comfy
>>584937507What are they watching... Why are Ace and Maru so flustered...Why are the others so interested...Is this a CB x Tore sextape?
>>584937493
what the fuck bros
>>584937510
>>584937750Yeah trainer meets other women in the all women training school what did you expect Groove
It's not even 1st day of month and people are already leaving clubs?!?
https://youtu.be/e5Q1wu8s6GA?t=12533https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/two-time-champion-champions-winner-190649719.html
>>584937582
Share your thoughts about dog umas.
>>584937923>open game>there is no way>check clubMAMBWO WHY??? YOU WONT GET ANY GIBS
>>584937709Feng Shui takes time
Wait a second, Taishin's torena is just Tickezo. I don't mean literally, I mean in terms of mannerisms and how he interacts with her, he has the same bubbly teasing personality and it's why she's so tsundere for him
>>584938118I would rather get zero gibs than be in mambo
>>584937780Oh my silly looks so cute!
>>584937950chocobonbon
where's the witGAWD CM video I can't play without him
Sirius the Silly Uma
Mare pussy
Betting it all on the next digits Spend 500 sheckles?Evens yesOdds no
>>584938481
>>584938118
>>584938319allow rice to help https://zizard.github.io/ricehero
oh it's 4pm already, time for the thread celebrities to come online
>>584938084love em
>>584938608It's already 6pm though
>>584938608but its 6pm?
Guess it's a yes
>>584938608It's 6PM
>there are anons in this very thread that are, unironically, going to sacrifice a rainbow crystal for a few pulls on a mid-frontrunner
>>584938608Hey
Guys, it's 7pm, stop fucking around
>>584938608Bro it's 7:11pm
>>584938578I don't trust Rice
>>584938608It's 8pm...
are sirius and rudolf related?
It's 1 AM
>>584938414Silly gyaru love!
>>584938850Do you live in the fucking ocean?
>>584938878No.
>>584938681>>584938673>>584938731cst GODS
all these burgers
>>584938878is every person that shares your last name your cousin?
>>584938931I don't even care if her face is ugly mommy I NEED goo goo babies
>>584938673>>584938681>>584938731>Central time
It's dinner time!
>>584938978
>>584938878Silly is Rudolf's nephew
>>584939005Considering I have a very uncommon last name, yes
>>584939005will ignore if not 6 feet tall
I don't want to have to wait any longer. Go faster Cygames
>>584938578Is the dev here? If yes, please add sorting by personal win rate instead of just team wr
>>584939178I yearn for CB
>>584938931We’re reaching levels of 3dpd previously thought impossible
>>584938608It's 1AM tho...
>"bro this CM team is fire man">open link >debuffer, debuffer, potential end shitter umatragic
>>584939090i need them carnally
>>584939178WE'RE ALREADY HAVING CHRISTMAS IN OCTOBER, HOW FAST DO YOU WANT THIS SHIT
>>584938578>there are mfs that bring debuffers to sprint cmlmao>>584939330Funnily enough the winrate increase is lower than 5% so it's not even that hard to beat them compared to the last 2 cms
Creek Mommy Milkers
>>584939205of which uma or just the highest in that team
>>584939178
So for the 100 kita rolls, do I not log in until saturday? Ogurin need not reply.
>>584939090The perfect idols! Spreading love and nice vibes to everyone!Smart Fatco and Curvy Chan!
>Curren Chan has a full debuffer kit>She winsHOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!??????????
>>584939090Make them bigger. Add some grease stains to their uniform.
>>584939526yeah basically but you are missing a rainbow shard if you care abt that
>>584939518Why is she literally perfect
>>584938414Is she the kind of uma to call you pathetic while giving you the best hand job imaginable
I want to have bed breaking sex with this woman.
>>584939774Okay, but she penetrates you.
>>584939440Either highest or the one you put in the filter. I just wanna avoid situations where i look for X uma and it shows 80% wr teams that have 5% wr for X uma
>>584939774but golshi is a gentle lover
danchou hereif you flatline next week you're getting the boot at the end of the month
>>584939909she'll gently milk your prostate
Punny Cunny
>>584939561Her unique can proc in a spot that allows it to be as strong as xog's when it procs perfectly
>>584937001Thank you, cutie. You're my type.
CB is a true tomboy unlike Ace who's a boyfaggot
>>584939975
>>584939526you can log in as long as you don't scout!
>>584939434
>>584939975Yes, a nice addition to my silly files
i don't miss out on anything if i didn't finish the xmas event dirt G1 missions right? i still got the rainbow shard
>>584939954My cum inside this ^ danchou
>>584939893thats a good point actuallyit should be up in a minute or two
>>584939954*cums on you*
>>584939954How about I flatline our love and destroy the club as a result?
>>584940192I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>584939954Didn't the last guy that kicked a guy before gibs ended up ruining the club or I'm confusing things?
>>584939893if it turns out to feel not quite right (because of just an example focusing too much on double debuffer or something) write it here and we can think of something else
>>584939954Wrong board danchou...
>>584939526yeah but you permanently brick your account if you do
>>584938578what's this tool for? looking for trainers who hopefully know what they're doing so you can copy their team?
>>584940473yea the guy might end up having a melty here lol
>>584940717yes and by filtering to only ones you can buildrice stabs away the thoughts leaving only team cloning
>>584940717Looks to be some kind of wrapper for https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs?tab=archetypes with more dedicated filters for stealing specific teams you can copy by putting cards/umas you own
>>584940594If it focuses on debuffers too much i can just ban them, no? Looks fine so far, thank you
/ourteam/ Broncos gonna win the superb owl right?
>>584941028Fuck the broncos
>>584940854true although maybe theres two ace setupssee how it goes i guess
>>584941028Awww, the Denver Broncos!
>>584941028I do not care for niggerball. All that matters are races
>>584941247>"it's not the Dallas Cowboys, but it's a start">there was a point in time in my life when the Cowboys were still taken seriously
>get 65% training bonus for the URA trainings>none land on speed
>>584941573I would have sex with this girl
>>584941028Not with Blo Dix the way he is right now
>>584941573I do have sex with this girl
>>584941028I can't wait till my Bills get raped during the playoffs. Despite doing well during the regular season.
>>584941295NFL I agree because they're just corporate franchises, but college football is the closest thing with have to Europe's "support the local team" they have with soccer. Only thing closer is high school football but that's only big in Texas
>>584941573i jack off to this ritualpost every time i see it
>>584941573post the burger version
>>584939702Tomboy energy
>>584941028Colts are right there
>>584940258...right guys?
Jordan would be one of the easiest umas to trick into having sex
>>584936754It should provide some value, but not much since you will only be changing 1 or 2 lanes.If we could get a good estimate on how long it takes to change lanes (while a white lane speed skill is in effect) then we could quantify that value.That said, now that I think about it, that value will stay the same regardless of race distance, so on a sprint, Go with the Flow might actually be decent when compared to other velocity skills.A consistent 2.4s 0.15m/s velocity skill will provide 0.36m of value on a 1000m course and 0.432m on 1200m. In order to match those values you would need to spend 0.72 seconds or 0.864 seconds changing lanes while the skill was in effect. Again, IDK how long it takes to change 1 or 2 lanes but maybe a lane change (while a lane speed skill is active) could take that long?But that is only IF you change lanes while the skill is up, Go with the Flow still does nothing if you are already on the inside rail, meanwhile most velocity skills are pretty consistent with their activation requirements. Unfortunatly I have no idea Even if lane changes take a whole second to occur, I think the expected value of GwtF would still be less than the expected value of a 2.4 second velocity skill with easy activation requirements.
>>584942230IDK about that. I mean, if you ask Jordan to have sex with you, and she says yes, does that really count as a trick?
>>584942185/ourgirl/there's not enough art of her new year alt out there
>>584942178anon it's too late anyway. you'll just have to..........find out
Every time I see Rice I get hard
I think King Halo needs more art and more supporters.
I want to show Shakute my new folding phone
Every time I hear Rice I get hard
Propaganda?
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>584942185source? I want to Gosling a little
