>Latest patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightreign Boss Arena Modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch bloodstain: >>584877790
what if we didnt spam this thread to an early death
What if Nightreign never released?
Hmmm. Could a queue be happening tonight?
What could've been....
>>584959052>>584959052>>584959052actual thread made past bump limit here
>>584959265Why do you try this every time tranny bump limit was >>584958941
>>584959265not gonna win this time lil bro
filterkek is so dishonest and desperate and raped
Hello ergs
>>584959235>balancers were st trina>the worm was godwynhow does miqqy fit into the fight
1/3
>>584959630he's in the sky it was going to be in the pcr arena with the big conduit
>>584959235it would have been so amazing
dustina reverse cowgirl bouncing on you, making it clap while she plays with erg...
>>584960597let's go on a 70 minute outside walk right now anon you need it
>>584960597twould be an epic stream
>>584960975https://vocaroo.com/17h1O8C0VgLP
kino femboy mukbang
ergies... I trust you will do the right thing
okay time to sperg
gg twin moons
Guys we should save the ants
>>584963181ants are doing fine, there are loads of them outside, you should go walk with them, make it 70 minutes?
>>584963181They will be popped
Oh no, Aseo got Frenzied!
>>584963181pop the antssquish the ants
>>584959235They really don't look alike at all. Their jaws and cheeks in particular. One is clearly an adult and the other a kid.
>>584959457Hello gaped anon
>>584963565In the event that niggaring ever got adapted the flame of frenzy + miquella needle is basically a requirement to add
>>584963565woah honestly didn't think that would happen, cool to see that it's still a thing though
gg i thought crimsonwhorl protects me from the faurts. also forgot full hp neg stacks at the same level.
now that Elden Ring is no longer relevant what will I do with my Malenia collection?
>>584963565I wonder if it augurs that the movie will also have a frenzied tarnished protagonist
>>584963565I see the phoenix
>>584963721Hello raped anon
gg completely normal bugs where nothing bad happened
>>584959457>anti-filtjeet meltdownKino for sure
>>584963565Looks he's editing out Shabriri and fusing him into Hyetta.This seems like an obvious lead-in to Miquella's Needle and thus the long-awaited confrontation with Malenia.
>>584964150no you dont
>>584963181ants are pretty neat, a very interesting eusocial species
>>584964150where
>>584964347it's the final form of the BIPOC
just pick guardian if you want
was gonna do triple wylder but okay
Top 5 erg tgirlies?
>>584964446Ants are probably cooler and more useful than them
>>584964752trishtinadustinacupcaketinacctinamellowtina
>>584964285>>584964428Upper right hand side of the background in the second panel, it is flying past the burnt erdtree towards the flock in the corner
>>584965393Outline it
>>584964752slutgetrishcupcaketemmiezdrada
>>584963565Is denying the frenzy flame to keep melina alive the cannon ending?
this obsession with namedropping makes me sick
namedropping is erg culture
do i hear the lethargic yawp of a famelet?
nu-erg* culture
husbandQUEEN owns you fags remember that
>>584967137who is saying this
>>584966769I like looking up my name in the archives
>>584965901
husbandtramp has nothing on the erg tgirls
terrGOD owns you fags remember that
doodoo'd all over that poopoo
rapid truclear bombardments
gg hotdog >grafted with lightning attack upnaisu
>>584967830gg finally a stacked siluria against hot dog
It's like watching a corpse being devoured by maggots
It's like watching a queue populate with S tiers
>>584967964poop dood is offline doe
>>584968017hit the nail on the head
I like this special snake
>>584963181I love that image but I don't want to post it myself in fear of wearing down it's value.
>>584968736Dumb egg head lookin' ass
>>584968736I really like him too, they're all a funny bunch, imagine all their bickering and playful antics to stave off boredom, I bet the egg one is a picky eater compared to the rest, that room is such a smelly mess a certain someone should clean it up for once instead of sulking on the floor of her emo ass room
>>584969017They also have a chill venomous grandpas
>>584968736they should have made that a helm like the pumpkin head and they would both deflect hits
>>584967830Why do you guys go for the hard boss first, literal poopoodoodoo behavior
>>584971054there are so many other posters to be obsessed with that are less embarassing than with me, be nice to yourself guy!
>>584971109It's just a funny name to say. Calm down poop dood
>>584971054>hard boss firstwhat
>>584971054did we? i dunno, was just following the ping
>>584971172I'm so relaxed, my names are always winners after all
>>584971519>>584971450We were level 6, just would have been better to go for the zamor first in the center then the tree fatty. Not a big deal either way but it happened 2 runs in a row
>>584964752Hello lonely anon
>>584971718>happened 2 runs in a rowkek you're right, well it certainly wasn't intentional
>>584971718idk i didn't even look. spam ping next time and i'll disengage to follow you.
>>584971584Would you say you're so zen
Who are these people who leave starter corpses full of loot on purpose? there's really sissies just doing that? is it one of you guys? can one corpse be looted by multiple players?
>>584972436perhaps, I would love a zen garden with the sands and the funny rakes and a little tree
>>584972483I dunno. Early bleed or a phys skill/gb roa from a starter camp is huge. Can even drop seals and staves.
>>584972483I always find this "Pikmin" guy>>584972678true
>>584972926He must be a real ride or die lootslut
>>584973070It's just weird how someone goes out of their way to do it everyday kinda how like people schizopost here
>>584972483>>584972926I'm retarded I thought you meant people just run past starter loot. You mean those red corpsesYeah sometimes it'll be a scholar with a shitton of blue shards, it used to be a guardian with hfstomp I think a long ass time ago.I think I've found BB's corpse a few times, last game it was just an executor katana with blood blade which was insanely useful
>>584973232yes those theyre so mysterious
If you die at the night lord does the game just plop your shit down somewhere random or not at all?
>>584974790Don't think it drops it anywhereI've tried to die with a loaded inventory on night 2 right outside the circle and no one picked anything up so maybe it didnt get saved to the CLOUD
>>584951232 I'm a Nightreign NATIVE. You can't defeat us!
anyone playing elden ring alpha
ye me about to head in to the sunken crown dlc
>>584975843kek
>>584977316Is there a reason for kekkin?
@troons post your tendie accounts
>>584978308I'm a girl.
>>584978394Post your tendie account along with your thread name
New meta
>>584978585I'm not doing that unless you guys play splatoon with me
>>584978805original fat pikachu design was cuter
>>584978805Ugh, fine. I only got the third one.
>>584979146We can climb to 999 on the next Marooners Bay rotation, I still need the gold boat badge
I really liked playing the second one but I havent played it in forever, is the third one really worth buying? I kinda think it's not, based on nothing
>>584979461uoh
>>584979932What?
>>584980037you're beautiful
well we know who wins in the end anyhow
terr
>>584981940milky
>>584979461That's like 1 week from now.
If you’re reposting MY images for the OP you need to credit me
how are there still motherfuckers disconnecting from runs in october of 2026?you would think they'd filter themselves out by demoting down to D1 in penalties if they're quitting every time a run isn't going perfectly, or better yet they'd quit the game and go play something more suited for them like animal crossing or stardew valleyevery time it's in the first 5 minutes when we have a rough start, and every time me and the remaining teammate come back from it and do fairly well. it is not that fucking hard to come back from a bad startI don't know how you're even playing this game if you're such a spineless, limp wristed, tucked dick, cocksucking, HRT huffing, cum guzzling, butt fucking fluffer that you quit runs immediately the moment anything bad happensclearly the penalties aren't heavy enough. you should immediately get negative infinity points and steam should delete the game from your library and Gabe Newell should come to your house and kick you in the balls
Why did no one tell me on charge effect on a whip is broken
blud thinks hes creasallah writing a wall like that
>can’t solo carry in the big ‘26
gawd merchant
>>584984325Sexooo
Melina route (Maybe?)>>>/a/291713120
>>584984325We should castrate you with a rusty knife.
can the anon who found trash's youtube and exposed xhis voice please prove that troon merchant and pootroondoo are also short brown men from south america
>>584984887Hello tranny anon
>>584984887you wish shitter
>>584968738Flocklings can't devalue bird lore.
cardinal rule
>>584985464Retard
>>584984887I’m white though
>>584985464Made the usual suspect seethe and shit his pants. Impeckable performance.
>>584987196in your dreams maybe
>>584986570>spam something only relevant because it is part of the bird lore>doesn't understand we all love bird lore except (you)
>we
>>584988050>wuz
>>584984092Weird how most of those attributes involved gay sex acts. Really really weird.
>>584984887I am white unfortunately for you
I’ll maybe q in 1 hour
burgah
>>584989034thanks sludge
>>584989195I reached onyx in gears
Wylder canonically has aids
Executor is canonically menstrual
>>584989470Kek true
>>584989626Kek true
tfw
>tfw no jellyfish nr adventures anymore
>>584989626>>584989470toxic yaoi
>>584989987aaahahahahaha
are builds even meaningful in nightreign
dsg patriots are in control yuh yuh yuh
>>584990804Yeah. Playing with no relics equipped is terrible. You definitely want to build something instead of nothing.
>>584989302which pride flag do you use slutge?
>>584989987wow I am that important to you guys? aww!
dsgroids kneeled to ergisrael
>>584958948LEDA!
thread so coal it yurmed the gennie
>>584990804relics do a lot, a max vigor build will give you about 40%-50% extra max hpif you mean build variety as opposed to raw stats, it depends on the characterfor example, all executors play the same with the only differences in builds being whether you use double balancer or not; meanwhile duchess builds can be almost anything from magic to strength to sex to faith, except for heavy stamina cost builds like colossal jump attack spam or greatspears
zuk the yurm
>>584992990based birdlore enjoyer.
>>584990804Min maxxing a strategy is the easiest way to win
I've started trolling someone that shows up in my games a bunch.
Sellen wife of Tarnished
>>584995138I’ll q might be 5 mins though
if you could delete a souls game from living memory which and why
>>584995821All 3 of the souls games deserve to exist.
>>584994928pumping
>>584995854i guess theres a negative connotation to the question but i really meant as in everyone could reexperience it for the first time and all that jazz
>>584995854but there are only 2 souls games
>>584996078Best to keep the good memory and then make more good memories.
terr the carrygawd
Anyone know what's up with the graphics here?I don't think these buildings are supposed to have this weird lighting....
>>584997941vibecoding in a nutshell.
>>584997941too much insight
>>584998613Yeah man regular emulators never have graphical bugs ever
>>584998850Worked fine on my machine 4 months ago
>>584998886The emulator used claude too so i wonder what you ran it on that wasn't vibecoded
totodel
>>584998850They do but you are playing the decomp so it being terribly machine translated code is a known element to your suffering. Don't act like a petty bitch to me like I did that to you.
>>584984887she always said shes a tgirl though
I parriedSo strongOat so strong
bloody mausholders
gege reduvia is still pretty good
>>584999184no negation was scary thanks for the uppies. gg
>>584999106weird porn addict loser post
>>584999170Bad choice, should’ve been that sexy pokemon. Think it’s called swanna
fat
>>584989034>>584989302beautiful slutge posts
>>584999304NTA but that pic is really tame, calm down your smelly cunt
>>585000104It is garbage filler. Character but wearing x is the lowest form of art.
>>585000270why do you have to type in full sentences like that nigger
>>584984887Sludge is a tgirl and poopsocknocock is actually a woman hence the nocock part of her nickname
>>585000335Do you want half se
>>584989034>>584989302rancid pedomerchant posts
I’m so WEAK Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
gg I failed a jump I've previously successfully made like 400 times, this is why I don't want to ride a motorbike
>>585002490sound logic, super weird that caligo didnt whip out the ol crystal powerup move but yeah gg. im in queue again but will prob sleep if i dont catch a game in 10
>>585002481what 6 months of E does to a girlie
>>585002621Oh no I meant in noklateo, the jump after the first black knife assassin and before the chest. I failed to parkour and died.
Take notes>>585002481
>>585002623Girls don't take E
>>585003049Sometimes women do for menopause because the drop in estrogen makes their bones weak and other health problems. Other girlies need it along with some other stuff to nuke the poison that is testosterone.
>>585002783kek i totally wouldve tried to run back during the fight
ergie tgirlie frotting
>>585003540Shut the hell up terrjeet you weird chasercuck.
>>585004160not your current rapist/conqueror sorry
>>585004160It really isn't terr doing that stuff. He's not into trans girls.
what did the Z tiers wipe to
>>585004160>doesn't say anything about the other posts talking about tgirls/gockHmmmmm I'm nyooooticing
>>585005053they're all gross and homosexual
>>585005053The discord are in with a janny, if you get caught up too deep in their off topic posting you'll mysteriously vanish when they won't, best to simply ignore it all.
>>585004740Draconic minon guy
>>585005162the discord are just a bunch of pornfools
>>584984887but I let you guys hear my voice almost daily I don't get what you want here
'ven doe da 'cord is erg culcha
I need my fat gock milked
>>585005284nice screenie ergie
>>585005284Miranda noooooooooooooooooooooooo
I’m so embarrassed and weak, just leave me here
>>585005462it's not even the original discord that one was the true staple of the culture during the golden era some 3 years ago now
So over
>>585006238>>585005631so pathetic
>>585005631we already knew when you had to spam beastslop and block people for your sissystreak
Ugh
>>585005631>>585006238>abloo abloo plz don't hate us for constantly fucking up the threads we're just innocent 3barring troondawgs trying our bestNo
damn you niggers fucking sssssssssuck LMAO
>>585006491>>585006238>>585005631The ressing will continue until morale improves
Fight dingle!
top 5 3bar bimbo tgirls?
my throat hurts when I sneeze
>>585006681Rancid lobby
Is Rennala the tallest human in game?
>>585006819Messmer is taller but he aurafarms with a posture that makes girls cream.
I don’t wanna do things anymore
>>585006691thats throat cancer but unironically, go to a doc fast
>>585006819Lusat is taller. Lusat mogs both Azur and Rennala.
I have a problem of dying
>>585007036ugh about time
terr is taller
sludge I gotta admit, I feel like you're posting with a twitching gock boner
I'm queueing just so I can grief you fags.
tallest indian sers
>>585006895it's true it's all true
>>585007286beast mode
Messmer is gay He was gay for Radahn before Miquella was He never reincorporated Rellana’s feelings
>>585006934I went from 1000 to 1950 thanks to erg and then back down to 1200 thanks to randummys, and guess what? I am having fun
>>585007451it's weird how bad you are for how much time you spend threadshitting here
>>585007395false, also break up with your poor girlfriend right away
>>584990804absolutely, my general affinity build does like 1500 but my giantsflame build does like 5000
>>585007529ok but of all things why is it "weird"? people are always going to have varying levels of skill and that is natural, it's only your own fault that you are insecure and weak-willed whilst I am so awesome and tenacious
>>585007745your right you're just retarded
>>585007791skinned that pig alive
Some threadshitters were good thoughTrish had a 200+ streakSludge got a 100 streakCupcake did her best
>>585007791I am so genius, I can make all of you dance with just my mind, look! you are already doing it
Dood he mogs
>>585007916Some of my conquerors*
>>585007745You're reaching creastycal levels of copium here
Dooood he’s huuuge
>>585008080That bubblehead has negative aura blud
>>585007916I got my 100 streak pre one years I’m so proud of myself
>>585008326Um, no, he has pondered the orb to the point of becoming one with the orb. That is maximum aura.
>>585008168no not at all I don't need to justify any of myself with AP formatted paragraphs of analysis, I can just state as a fact that I am cool and cute and all judges in court will hold up their 10/10 signs
Remember when terr wasn’t the first erg player to get a 100 streak with executor. How embarrassing
>>585008463No it looks bad simple as that
>>585007916>>585007529Sludge is not a thread shitter what kind of a retarded schizo are you
>>585008708You are maximum levels of retarded.
>>585008714This
>>585008471That has got to be a mental disability of some kind, most foids aren't this retarded.
>>585008948She's a liar and a bad person, there's not much more to it than that.
>>585008889lusat is maximum levels of ugly
>>584994928she doesn’t look like that and never will >>584995854(minus the one)
>>585007036that’s not what means at all maybe he just has a sore throat
>>585009114you are so mad, I'm actually a truth teller and a cool person
>>585008714His name rhymes with slur and he hates everyone here no matter what they do so just ignore it.
>>585003246Some amount of test is needed too though
>>584994928She looks like that
I think that I have most of erg blocked at this point.
>>585010424that's so cowards
>>585010424why
>>585010424Post it, not like we’ll play together anyway
>>585010424post blocklist
>>585010540I can't post it because I forgot to reblock some of you so I couldn't show the whole thing.Anyways, does anyone have dingle's and 3bardoll's profile?
>>585007395This, plus his weird spindly limbs are just gross and not at all easy on the eyes. Weird homo.
>>585010424It is so easy playing with randoms compared to erg.
>>585011002>dinglesure i get that>3bardoll eh? hes not coming back anyway so why bother
Any q?>>585010895Good list>>585011002I could probably get them for you if I looked my MMV backdated profile. I can’t be bothered though
>>585010895so lame...
>>585011002Nevermind, I already have dingle blocked.
>>585011352i can queue after i eat food (which i am currently doing)
>>585011002boring
>>585011108that's because you just want porn to masturbate to, your man heart won't allow you to see someone's traits as lovable and part of who they are
Am playing guardian and it’s so gross
>>585011352What do you have against terr
>>585011623It wouldn't be the full list.
>>585012189you know you can take multiple pics right? even if you're too lazy to stitch them together you can just make multiple posts
>>585012376don't bother, he's just being gay, if he wanted to actually posted he would have already, he won't actually do it because he is gay and does such things
Im so hungry I could eat a land octopus
being gay is erg culcha
>>585012080are you still a man?
I’d eat Radagon’s asshole
*pushes a fat log of shit down husbandfoids throat*phew that felt good
>>585012827it probably smells like sulfur or mossy granite
>>585012710no it's not and the fact that you have to start with these tired banalities of a well-programmed brainlet only goes to show which sexuality is to blame for all manner of cultural rape
Erg queuing is so weak and gay
You niggers know you can just ignore that low IQ demi-human, right?
my husband brought home panera! it pairs well with early game levelling
>>585012843she enjoys that but only from her indian husband, you are essentially cucking him
>>585013070i'm really starting to think that most anons are low IQ demi-humans yes
>>585012931shut it husbandjeet
>>585013070have you considered the fact that individuals can reply to their own post?
>>585012928You’re thinking of a fire giant
>>585013070obviously you can just ignore gay people but it's a healthy practice to call out their perversions for the sake of the innocent poor lurkers lest they be impressionable
>husbandfoid hates gay people more than trannies Very strange
husbandschizos homophobia and transphobia is gross
>>585013156That might be the case. That nigger is crafting the most lame baita ever and somehow they still get a hundred replies>>585013209That doesn't seem to be the case here
Is husbandanon male or female
>>584952218>continued low iq foidjeet meltdownCinema for sure.
>>585013196oh well we both liked elden ring but my husband and I met cause we worked at the same company but he is from some of the whitest stretches of american midwest there can be, I feel like the Dominula region in Altus is spiritually midwestern, they probably cook up fierce casseroles and take three hours to say goodbye at the door after the family function where the children are made to sing for everyone in the piano room
zuk it rightcc it leftludge it upterr it downand 'zorfat it away
I’m gay and I don’t like most gays. They piss me off. It’s the same with trans folk. Why not just act normal?
>>585013470so does the catholic church! a trans woman can be a morally sound person and a positive influence on their community, a gay man can never be either of these with purity of intention, we should clarify though that a trans woman is one that put in the effort to be seen as such by those around them, a man who posts porn of anime girls is not a woman, this is important to remember in this very place after all
>>585013804I'm not gay but I got rizzed up by a femboy because he said something similar
>>585013804>>585013875what's with the pick me attitude
>>585013804What’s normal huh HUH??
>>585013941maybe by "normal" xhe means "not touching kids"
>>585013941well, being heterosexual and not frying your brain with porn drawings, primarily
>>584959235https://files.catbox.moe/eemrmj.jpeg
>>585013824the dolls love to post iconic idols
>>585013934>when they agree with me, they’re clearly trying to fool me!Imagine living this way
>>585012376By "not the full list" I mean it wouldn't be everyone I want to have blocked.
>>585014150those are men
>that time husbandfag bragged about how their dog loves licking their husband’s armpitAbsolutely disgusting creatures lurk here
>>585010895Everyone is doing and has done this.
>>585014337wtf what is gross about that? why is that a brag? dogs love skin sweat it's salty and silly, sorry that your dogs hate you
>>585014231oh my god just post it you homo
>>585014470You’re nasty
so many sexual deviants in erg
I like playing with my bellybutton and sniffing my finger after
>>585011352lovely Wyldbrides>>585012080true
>>585011992>>585012931>>585013090>>585013270>>585013627>>585013824>>585014470>>585014103You are annoying in a very exceptional way and that’s saying something considering where you’re posting. Stop talking.
>>585014337don't forget the story of him sampling the contents of xher diaper with his hand
>>585014809???
>>585014143Hot and based image which will trigger the husbandjeet into a frenzy, well done.
>>585014501wow you are still buying in to his bait? no wonder you are homosexual with such a malfunctioned sense of judgement >>585014541I bathe twice a day at minimum, you are so full of hate you are reaching for stuff nobody cares about, embarassing only yourself? while I and my husband just shared a silly and very sweet memory of our beloved pet whom we love like a family member, I was like remember when this happened? and I showed him your post and we both went awwww!!!! I guarantee you blaidd would enjoy licking my sweaty legs in a completely nonsexual and doggybrained way
>>584999170>>584999020>>584999379i kinda want a spin off like this now
I think I understand why Peter did not want to be seen around gentiles
>>585011352 lovely Exebrides>>585012080 false
>>585014724I’ve done that before while jerking off. For some reason I get this sharp surge when I poke it.
>>585015070that's called racism
>>585014501>getting blueballed by a block list
>>585014809wow so I can just post here and you will mess up your soul by filling your head with made up disgusting imagery? that makes me feel incredibly powerful but moreso worried that your creativity is very diseased little friend, spend more time in thoughtful prayer please? you could have come up with seventeen hundred thousand things that would be funny and embarassing without it having to do with bathroom stuffs, that was entirely your choice right?
>>585014865EWWWW stop posting ewwww
>>585014724my husband does it to me because I am hyperticklish at my belly button, he himself has fingered his belly orifice so much that it's widened and I can reach my finger deep down and feel the bottom but he feels nothing!! anyways we want to make breakfast now but I will probably queue nightreign afterwards ok?
>>585015156zorban...
>>585015156where is terr
>>585015051palworld is no longer on early access
>>585015165I know what I saw don't lie or gaslight
>>585015156oh Im not on here yoy!!!!
>>585012080if even zorfat can have a flawless run in only 2 resets then how bad can guardian be
>>585014724your bellybutton shouldn’t smell btw>>585015136because it’s a sensitive area dipshit
>>585015156Chinabros...
>>585015156>/mhg/
raped schizo blocklist by a brown neet playing on a monday
>I guarantee you blaidd would enjoy licking my sweaty legs in a completely nonsexual and doggybrained wayIt really is a woman I bet she fucks her dog
>ZorbGOD seethe out of nowhereit’s genuinely crazy how hard he mindbroke certain lowlives
>>585015608cooked his ass sis
>>585005475Trishtina…
>>585015326he stuck a pickle in there didn't he?
>>585015543>your bellybutton shouldn’t smell btwDepends on the person. Everyone has entirely unique bacteria. If it’s deep and you’re hairy it will collect debris and retain moisture, sweat, etc. Shower once or twice a day and you’ll be fine.
>>585015156vittyclitty?
>>585015692don't talk about yourself in the 3rd person >>585015802do you watch that show? cringe...
rapist lucid blocklist by a white entrepreneur playing on a monday
>>585015802I wouldn’t be surprised if that was the same poster kek
>>585015802not the belly hole pickle...
>>585004160>>585015692Immediately made him felt attacked and bust out the obvious damage control nicely done.
>>585015683Watch her reply that there’s nothing wrong with this
raping husbandjeet's husband in the navelussy
i bet you guys eat your own booger
>>585015683All the erg tgirls have said similar things and want to fuck Blaidd.
Pickle?
Dingle
>>585015156ok but why temmie doe
nice thread ergies
>>585016247because temmie is an erg tgirl d tier
>>585016247Because xhe's a tranny who plays like shit probably.
Worst shithole general on vg award
>>584989626That's pretty obvious yes she wears a skirt after all
>>585015156why cupcakewhy temmie why ccwhy shiftyduck why elf
>>585015828that’s what I’m saying showering properly should prevent any kind of smell from building up at least if you have an innie
Navel?
>>585016543yanking this anons pants down and laughing at his cock before he shoves it in my mouth
>>585016441both of these things aren't true and even if he was trans who cares, it doesn't affect you
>>585016521If you’ve showered in the morning and you’ve had a busy and sweaty day and you come home, then chances are your gut hole will have a faint smell to it. Hairy guys will get lint no matter what.
>>585016472Notice how all those posts were made after May 30, 2025...
>>585016623You sound upset. Temmie is a shitter. Gonna cry?
I knew someone who stuck pin needles in his belly button for fun I suspect it was his fetish though
>>585016623that's just shiteazu having a melty as usual
I still don’t know what a shiftyduck is
>>585016940it's a suspicious duck that you can't trust
>>585016940it's a duck with manual transmission duh
>>585016940Have you seen a duck? There is something shifty about the way they conduct themselves.... Don't trust them
>>585016472Looks like the discord is doing their thing again. Its sad.
>>585017008i have an auto actually
>>585016940One of the few namefags trying to clue us in about the bird lore for years.
>>585015802I asked him about this, I asked is it a thing guys do? put pickles in your belly holes? he said, what? no, and was confused but then he tickled me there and I screamed, I was trying to queue for nightreign
>>585016771i think you're the one crying here cucklord, temmie owns you
>>585017252i wish these people would stay in their containment server (if it actually exists) so they can flirt and have virtual sex to their hearts content without making me wince and cringe.
>>585017468this is so sad to read
>>585016543begone slut
>>584988627>>584987196Can you prove this
>>585017592They are intentionally trying to run the threads anon it isn't an accident they keep doing this everywhere.
>>585015450oh I think you're referring to when I said he slipped his hand down my underwear, it's pretty normal for guys and girls who love each other truly to be casually intimate that way, I think if you guys were nicer to girls and could have that kind of intimacy at home then you wouldn't spiral down into unsalvageable degeneracy, it was just normal underwear though don't project weird fetishes here please? I'm interested only in speaking about truths and trukes
>>585017482Cry about it more bitch.
shiftycuckoo
>>585017592this but unironically
>>585016940It’s not for you to know at this point then >>585016940>>585017345Got me to smirk well done :)
>>585016604What the fuck????
>>585015543>>585015828>>585016521I love dirty greasy boys who haven’t l showered in days though? The stink is the best part. I remember asking a guy to play with himself under his jeans before I unzipped so I could be hit with his musk.
>>585014865Showering twice a day is so bad for your skin, it's no wonder you look 45 when you're only 21. I bet you stink after 6 hours because your body is overproducing oil because you keep stripping your skin.
>>585017592>husbandjeet is a schizo spammermakes sense
>>585017334>>585017345>>585017541>>585017827Why are ducks such appealing creatures
>>585018029dead wrong, the moisturizing afterwards is super healthy and my skin is verifiably really soft, maybe it would be worse if I didn't use products afterwards sure but I still think you are overreacting or your showering water is gross and heavy with minerals, buy a filter please for your own sake
>>585013154if he was a jeet xhe would probably not be allowed internet access >>585018020oh…
>>585018048you really need to stop being this obsessed with your thread nemesis
>>585018357No, it's bad for your skin. You're ruining your body by being retarded.
>>585018292Because humans eat them.
You all smell bad Women only like mansmell if the man is attractive btw
>>585018292they're cute
>>585018468that's a based blocklist though
Love that shiny sheen boypits get when sweaty hnnng
>>585018426why do you care so much? look, my mom and my grandmother both took multiple baths a day, and my grandmother looks really amazing for a nearly 100 year old woman, and we all follow the same skin care routines, you can fearmonger all you want for the gay men here without any good female role models but that is not going to work on me
Big Boggart’s Stanky Ass Balls
the way husbandjeet talks about men is very troon coded she might actually be a troon
>>585018730What are you babbling about retard
>>585018431what is it about ducks that makes duck sauce taste, like that?
Bodywash and deodorant were literally invented by a jew so we couldn’t produce our natural musk to attract mates
>>585018292They’re not. They’re dumb and incompetent and mogged by swans.
>>585018809ok I will humor you because Im curious to know what you mean, what post are you referring to? are you sure it's even me?
>>585018880Very oily fatty meat. Duck sauce isn't made of ducks though it is made of ringdoves.
>>585018840oh it's just the red-faced inflated-head baldingmotley fool, have you tried being relaxed? I suggest it strongly
>>585019013you're the only one who's been going on and on about men and gays the whole time, who would that anon confuse you with?
>>585018372>proves the pointkino
>>585019135Go for a 70 minute walk and stop threadshitting for once
>>584958948>>584984325>>584989034>>585012080My cute Seiba wife!
>>585018613>>585018756wtf……
>>585018991this is so true swans rock and they get proper angry they will mess you up and they dont let go
>>585017796So weird
thread quality is awful without terr
one erg girl has been so awful it makes me miss the erg tgirls
>>585019146oh so you are just upset, and that's just because it was the discussion at hand and you guys need to hear what is correct, what would you do without me? confuse the poor lurkers ? nuh uh Im not letting it happen>>585019192already did it's what my husband and I do after waking up to start the day right, no phones until after the long walk, it fixes your life!
check your rural privilege chatteljeet
Post pits and I’ll queue
>
>>585019315it’s like this because he’s here
what if terr is the husbandjeet
>>585019309of course it would be weird to you, you are a man that likes men, your whole world is upside down and something beautiful and normal like a married couple's intimacy makes you see red, I hope you get better soon ok?
we are all terr
>>585015156>not thereTruly I amThe best
i'm the latest terr incarnation and i only farm good karma on erg
>>585019182you can hate her for all i care but your rage is currently directed at a different poster just so you know.
>>585015156uh oh vitty clitty leaky block list
>>584966159Well that's a bit different, Aseo was tricked into getting the flame, so Melina has no reason to break ties with him.
>>585019703weird overreaction just don't overshare with the gross age gap puppy love shit no one wants to hear about that any more than they want to read the myriad jeet rape fantasies posted in this thread. freak
>>585020336why would you keep projecting an age difference thing, you literally don't know anything and him and I could be the same age for all you know, it's things like this that clue in the audience to the genuinely assblasted state of your maldedness, I would stop posting if I were you and go outside and find and describe like 20 different birds instead of posting for a little while ok?
>>585020336Absolutely hammered that blogging /soc/ whore into the ground with pure facts well done king
>>585019627would make sense with how shit they both are >>585019712>>585019734in your dreams maybe
>>585020576what I literally just said that those claims are wrong, are you sameposting anon? settle down a little will you?
>>585016487troontroonavatarfaggotfailed manavatarfaggot troon>>585019720I don't have your steam profile
>>585020796All I did was congratulate anon on his victory. Don't be a sore loser and calm down a little, you seem upset.
Gemmy…
>>585020537>him and I could be the same age for all you knowThanks for confirming the age gap
>>585021116I'm so relaxed I'm eating a bowl of apple slices and sending my summon sign for coop (near/far)
>>585021202I'm yawning
>>585020979Looks like you missed an avatarfaggot + troon for the list brother
>>585016543>brown
>>585010895kek
so but unironically what did terr do?
kek
>>585008714cute revisionism, once upon a time everyone hated your griefing, shit-stirring ass
>>585020979Stupid bastard hahah
>>585006491>>585006238>>585005631>>585002623lost to BWC award
why is your bb emulator crashing?
>>585020979>troonSo? She always followed pings and was always cheerful.>troonSo? She always tried her best and was cheerful.>avatarfaggotSo? He is one of the better players and always cheerful. >failed manSo? He did some silly plays, but he was always cheerful and down for fun games. >avatarfaggot troonSo? She had some attitude, but she always played well.
imagine getting triggered over a blocklist
>>585018468>t. the blocked
>>585022369The only reason to block people is because they sabotage runs or they start drama about runs in the thread. 95% of the pass plays their best to win.
>>585022369blocklist and filterlist are both designed to fuck over 1 shitter, he has a right to be mad about it.
>>585021906made fun of wylder once which upset deviljeet a lot since he self-inserts as him despite being pakistani irl (weird I know)
>>585022062>>585019720we look like this
Zorban won!
>>585018991>>585019271Just facts all around.
>>585022239cause task manager says bbhost is only able to use like 2 and a half gigabytes of vram and that only like 3.5 are actually used overall out of 8 gigabytes of dedicated vram that my graphics card gives, but ingame itself it says the gpu is at 100% all the time
...the all-you-can-eat competition!
>>585022579yeah honestly that's crazy weird if that was the whole thing, marvel retards are so retarde
>>585016674well at least in my case it takes a few days to build up any sort of smell if I purposefully neglect it but yeah the lint thing is always happening and I'm not even particularly hairy
>>585022579you forgot to add the part where nobody cares about anything he does because he's that obnoxious in terms of hyping himself up
>>585022579sounds better than t*** self inserting as executor tbqh
>>585023005lol are you really this mad? skinwalking weirdo just don't be a pervert about cosplaying my amazing personality ok?
not your rapist
Schizo block list meltie heh
blockGOD
>WylderDevil>ExecutorTerr>RecluseTrish>RevenantShifty>Duchesscc>UndertakerDust>GuardianZorban>RaiderCreasy>IroneyePractice
>>585023142what are you talking about? im having a conversation here. what about any of that post convinced you i was “cosplaying your amazing personality”?
Your response?
I i' ‘" “
>>585023572Ignore her. She had a trans ex once who thought she was cool and now she assumes everyone is gay and trans and trying to "skinwalk" her.
>>585023142Go take a walk outside and read that again you schizophrenic bitch.
>>585023543Meanwhile, in reality
t re r
>>585023543>ScholarSens
sens gawd
>ClassName
>>585015156oh i recognize a name from here not from erg. very interesting anon blocker
nightreign 2 when?
>>585023746insane lore to project Miyazaki was so right
>>5850239386+/10 not bad, for the fans
>>585021906He makes sure to keep you in eyeshot to clip any time you lose izzat by getting hit or whiffing ult
>>585024582True, and Devil will seethe about the clips involving him losing izzat so the rest of us get to see him have a melty for hours.
Devilord
>>585015879not that particular rapist of yours (though l am one of them rest assured) sorry
>>585022603Duh. That’s just obvious.
>>585023543Trish’s recluse was dreadful cocktail shit. Sludge or Yoe were the best recluse
trishtina the ace of cakers
>>585023590
Which pass anon do you associate with each Nightfarer? >Wylder>Duchess>Ironeye>Revenant>Recluse>Executor>Guardian>Raider>Undertaker>Scholar
>Maidenless tarnishedvitty
>>585025747indian engagement farming post
>>585025946good post fuck that namedrop bait
my horses ain't hungry, they won't eat your hayso fare ye well darlin', i'm going away
>>585025801So true. I don't need to level up in Elden Ring so having a maiden would be pointless.
What is now known by the sorrel and the roan? by the chestnut, and the bay, and the gelding grey? It is: stay by the gate you are given, remain in your place, for your season. O, had the overfed dead but listened to that high-fence, horse-sense, wisdom...
I saw someone say they should specifically tell you if Augur will be ED or not on the character screen and I think that would genuinely improve the game. There are a variety ranged/lightning builds you can go for normal augur that are just completely shut down by Everdark Augur who literally has one build in the entire game you can realistically use for.
not reading your essays
>>585022023Not your current rapist/conqueror sorry
>>585026545'uke
>>585027105True, I'm yours.
^^^ hyper raped faggot maggot schizojeet delusions
>>585025747Vitty Clapcake Practinx PoopooYoeTroonpo ccYerbaTrishtinaNinebox
what's sludge's steam
>>585025747DevilccPracticeShiftysludgeterrextremistcreasyDustsens
>>585028480for the friends list?
>>585027994cursed list>>585028494blessed list
>>585019746don't talk about yourself in the third person retarded foid
the calm after the storm
they are posting on /v/ and coordinating in the discord
cipher pata rev seems kinda cool. Prioritize single balancer + dormant fists + affinity6 + invaders, then slot in second balancer and starting lightning spear/wraith bell wherever you can.probably better to do undertaker even though she has less faith just for the better synergy her kit has with melee'ing but fuck it
^ stunning and validchungus
>>585023543>>585027994>>585028494thank you I've updated my block list
>>585028494Accurate list
>>585028480steam::/profile:/http:/trannyfaggot
>>585023590*cums inside her*
>>585029368Coming :)
1/3 niggers jumping on the bed
>>585030778lole
Some clips I took during my bancation.Valiant Garogyle trolls the fuck out of me. I didn't know his big spinning move had different versions. I assumed he always close the distance at the end of his spin, so I went for the ult. He did not close the distance. Later in the same clip, he performs the version that does close the distance. And then I get tricked by him feigning neutral, when he punishes me for healing.https://streamable.com/qh3au3Apparently I can roll into the bear's claw attack: https://streamable.com/53wgwjBut not sideways, as we see from an older clip: https://streamable.com/u5d0jiThe game doesn't really care about spacing here. As the sideways roll cleared all the visual graphics that indicate harm. The game only cares about timing. The forward roll was timed better than the sideways roll, so iframes made the difference.But don't try to roll through THIS attack, because iframes WON'T make a difference.https://streamable.com/i721akThis is just general delays slop at work.I dodged the first part too late, because I didn't anticipate that he would collapse as fast as he did.(Also, I'm not entirely sure the collapse can be rolled through.)Then I dodged the second part too early, because I didn't anticipate that he would slap as slow as he did.Basically, just unintuitive timing all around.https://streamable.com/0s1ls2The small bears are just way too fast. I get reaction checked all the time.https://streamable.com/2oqm5yhttps://streamable.com/x5ty37https://streamable.com/sh8n31Remember that time I brought up the bear issue, and one of you was like "YOU PANIC ROLLED, YOU PANIC ROLLED, YOU PANIC ROLLED". Well here, I'm clearly delaying the timing of my rolls. But it's really no use, because they still reaction check me while I'm on the ground.I got my Depth score up to 4900, but then I fell back down to D3 again.
Shut up reterrd
Is anyone still queuing :(
IM WAITING 10 MORE MINUTES AND IF NO ONE SHOWS UP IM GOING BACK TO PLAYING BLOODBORNE
>>585031706name?
>>585031706>>585031757we're in a game
>>585031593Thank you for returning to contribute sis it's been rough as you can see
>>585031772yurm knight
>>585031757I’m here but it’s 1/3 you must be a blocky :(>>585031796:(
>>585031757>Sir, another block has hit the attwhore
D4 Balancers were being annoying. They were way more aggressive this game compared to previous games. All overlapping attacks constantly.I just wanted the riposte. No. I'm OWED a riposte. But the balancers just won't let up. They're overlapping attacks even during the riposte animation.https://streamable.com/r9xnfjBitches got me with the double grab.https://streamable.com/jqc2qiOuchie! The tip of my toe! Owie, owie!https://streamable.com/j8earg
>>585031850kek
blocking is subhuman behaviour but alas most of you aren't human so w/e
^ raped ))
>>585032094>>585031593>post-rape trauma dumpkino
>>585032094parrying balancers is the biggest meme in the universe unless you're running one of those stupid crit meme builds that overkill the fuck out of the overall hp bar. Fuckign stupid boss for stupid chungus monkies
>>585032440Crit builds aren't stupid wyldmonkey
>when the 2000th nothingburger creasy clip actually has a moment you lowkey agree was bullshit
>>585032661Skinned that vermin well done
why was the samurai at the limgrave lake obsessed with agheel? agheel agheel aghell agheel agheel
>>585032440It is a shit boss and crit build is bad (except solo) but being able to consistently shut them down with Wyldaryans parry shield is anything but a meme>>585032661>exedalit see xher rapist everywherekino indeed
>>585032440ok, but I didn't parry there. That was post-ult. I was actually hoping for ED Balancers, since I've started to learn the parry technique on them. But they haven't showed up in a long time. Regular balancers torment me.
>>585032661Sure sure, now go beg daddy sens to give you the buff so you can farm izzat
>>585032904eastern swordsmen are usually obsessed with things stronger than them
>>585032790Which clip was it?
ok thats it im leaving the queue
^ the blocked
>>585033321now i can finally q thank jee
>>585033137like BWC
top 5 anons that submit to BWC?
>>585032965>>585033130>2 wyldsaars melting down at the same timeBellissimo. Chef's kiss.
gg derglord i wonder if i could make a "decent" dreg revenant build, probably the only time i'd actually want to take her ult heal line since it costs half her health
gregg
>>585034502already done by munigawd
>>585034502>>585034518oie x dust new power couple dust bouncing on oie reverse cowgirl style
>>585034808i dont know who that is nor do i care if he's already done it
>>585032965>>585033130Instantly made him bawl xhir eyes out from the truth nice work
>>585033789unironically true >>585034029all the girls
>>585035060some fag thats bad at the game with bad builds
>>585032440parrying balancers is fun though
>>585034029trish and cupcake have been on record for enjoying BWC
I’m so strong
>>585032094>https://streamable.com/j8eargI don't get why people complain about foot hits. If you get hit in the foot IRL you're not walking anymore. I understand that it feels bad but video games shouldn't not count stuff like that. It otherwise looks like a clean hit if you consider the crater's size. >>585031593>The game doesn't really care about spacing hereThe "spacing" here is rolling into the attack so you spend as little time as possible in the active hitbox. The earthquake hitbox kinda sorta slightly extends beyond the visuals but it's not significant enough imo.https://streamable.com/jodlhk>But don't try to roll through THIS attack, because iframes WON'T make a difference.Yes they will.https://streamable.com/r5w0qf>https://streamable.com/0s1ls2If you're going to circle the bear do it at a tight angle instead of a wide one. A lot of attacks are designed to rollcatch the player so that you can't panic roll your way out of attacks as easily because the devs want you to make deliberate moves.>https://streamable.com/2oqm5yI'm glad you're learning how to block attacks. I think you need to learn how to sit in their bosoms. You won't need to dodge as much which will give you more time for charged attacks so you can stance break them more quickly.>because they still reaction check me while I'm on the ground.It was more of a telegraph knowledge check. If you have Elden RIng you can go in the Limgrave forest and try to learn their patterns.
>>585032440Not really, if you build a strong ar weapon then you can kill thrm before they get up
>>585036084Yeah but then you waste a shitton of time waiting for attacks/spikes to stop overlapping, or miss parries because a red one isn't aggroing you and then they do one of their many unparriable attacks. It's just annoying. Probably better in solo
>>584975843>>584978805>>584979461>>584984092>>584984325>>584989987>>584999106>>585002481>>585005631>>585008341We love these NEVER stop em coming!
massreplyjeet!
stop spamming simp cuck
>>585036553Mental illness
are we queuing today?
>>584975843>>584978805>>584979461>>584984092>>584984325>>584989987>>584999106>>585002481>>585005631>>585008341We hate these NEVER make em come again!
>>585036997>>585036553Keep aggregating those gems
>>585036250All I’m seeing is you conceding
>>585036997there is perchance a potential outcome in that i will queue mayhaps
>>584984092its pretty crazy. Like yeah you might not get a great day 1 if you fuck up invaders, but just doing a double invader POI will shoot you up to level 6. Take out basement and castle elites and thats ending the day at level 8 or 9, starting day 2 and 10. Runes/level are the least valuable part of a run unless you have township and/or libra buff
type Bs lose to cock everyday
>>584984092>homo projection melty >>584988447Indeed
sensGOD owns you faggot
do you guys normally do one other poi first if the closest invaders is a swamp? I feel like it's always a shitfest when we attempt it at lvl2
Who is xhe talking to
>>585037665depends on the swamp, but its doable at lv2 if you're careful and take like 10 seconds to clear out the mooks before spawning the invaders
>>585035927This is the firt frame that the HP bar shows damage. Notice how nothing is touching me. I'm clear of the central line of light, I'm clear of the miasmic light, I'm clear of the rubble on the ground. If one looks at the farthest reaching crack in the foreground and draws a perspective line, then perhaps that will show my foot inside of the meridian. But if you have to go through such links in order to make sense of a hit, then the hitbox is bad.Either shrink the hitbox it's reliably inside of the visual noise of the attack, or make the visual of the attack more prominent, so it clearly defines the boundary. But this wishy-washy bullcrap where you have to imagine how you might be inside of an invisible boundary when you get hit, is dumb.>The "spacing" here is rolling into the attack so you spend as little time as possible in the active hitbox.That's a nothing statement if I ever heard one. You're essentially agreeing with me, but in a way that is kind toward the game.>The earthquake hitbox kinda sorta slightly extends beyond the visuals but it's not significant enough imo.It was significant enough to hit me, despite being outside of the visual of the attack. Well to be fair, the tip of my greatsword is inside of the visual. :| So yeah. Ouchie, my greatsword got tip-flicked.This: https://streamable.com/r5w0qfIs not the same attack as this: https://streamable.com/i721ak>A lot of attacks are designed to rollcatch the playerI know. But it's overly contrived. It's very obvious that's what the game is doing when enemies glide in a pivot while winding up their delayed attack to track the player. I just think it's dumb.>I'm glad you're learning how to block attacks.I've always blocked attacks. Why are you saying it like I don't block attacks? Remember, you even proved that blocking makes one of Red Wolf's attacks hit the player more easily.
>>585033130This made xher clitty leak, well done.
>>585036553Mental wellness
>>585037665I never do early day 1 invader swamps now. It's just a fools errand. Takes forever, enemies continue pouring in from both sides the entire time, madness dudes are pure cancer, poison swamp procs can kill you if the encounter goes on for too long. Just come back later, especially because they're more valuable when you're able to take out both the invaders and boss (or top bear too, if its ice camp).
>>585032297>>585033525Hello gaped anon
>>585037825You should definitely clear out the mobs but it can be pretty annoying. Pest mobs are pretty weak and there's not too many, but some camps it takes way the fuck longer.
>>585038151Hello rapedanon
gg haloslop libra. I think one L2 did around 3.5kg damage
>>585035927>It was more of a telegraph knowledge checkYou say that about every quick attack. What pattern is there? In the first and third clips, the bear uses the thrusting bite attack to put me down while I was already standing. However, in the second clip, when I'm already down, he uses the same thrusting bite as a follow up.In the third clip, when I'm already down, he uses the charging attack as a follow up.So the thrusting bite attack can come out when I'm up or down, and at all times I get caught. What then is the piece of knowledge that allows me to predict when it will come?
gg small goat
>>585038371You use halo scythe
>>585038151>>585038214I'm always afraid when I queue that my teammates will be these two anons
>>585038371>haloslopnot very chungus of you
>>585034859even doe thats not a power couple and zuk x maddy no diff them doe
>>585038371>>585038472excuse me sirs, the official /erg/ code of conduct dictates that you must not use the halo scythe special on Libra unless it's ED. you have all received a demerit
>>585035927>This:>Is not the same attack as this:Hang on. I just watched the video back, and you did record the same attack. That's my bad. But you dodged it differently. You strafed a little and rolled under his arm. Not centrally under him like I did.btw, why is the hitbox of your bear flickering on and off when it's not doing anything?
So is whiff punishing just impossible in this game? I can never tell whether im going to get hit or not by my opponent because on my screen his move whiffs but the game registers it hit me anyways so I always feel forced to roll away.
>>585035927btw, I forgot the mention. The big red bear's charging attack is actually easier to dodge than the small ones. It's like a fraction of a second slower. But that's really all I need to dodge it reliably. You can see it in the beginning of this clip: https://streamable.com/i721akIf the smaller bears shared the same animation and speed, I'd be able to see it coming.
>>585039237Do you live in some third world shithole with terrible internet? Maybe that's your problem.
>>584962069You always sound so ineffectual and unsure in these it cracks me up
Spoopy thread.
>>585039237If you mean vanilla elden ring on PC yes its impossible due to jeet intern netcode and EAChttps://youtube.com/watch?v=-03LL1zEkcgPlay seamless if you want to pvp
https://poal.me/v2dm92https://poal.me/v2dm92https://poal.me/v2dm92vote vote vote this will decide the political alignment of the erg
>>585040114How has it been 15 years since DS1 and Fromsoft still cant get a decent net code?
>>585039612he has trouble maintaining the inflection during his ill rehearsed blurbs so it comes out a little uncanny through the modulation
if you voted for anything other than "I hate them" then you deserve to be the MC of a liveleak video
>>585039612>>585041167She's ESL, or possibly English as a 3rd or 4th language, that's why she pauses so much. She's from a remote village where they still have dowries and her parents begged her current husband to take her away and give her a good life and being a white chud the husband hates American/Canadian women and jumped on the deal. He got a neat little goat too.
>not having a "people?" optionDidn't vote
>>585040580Because they're PS developers first and foremost. PC has always been an afterthought for them, which is why they literally never had any anti-cheat before Malcolm Reynolds forced their hand.
>>585037951Hello tranny anon
>>585041482shut the fuck up cuckold
>>585041363And what have trans folk done to you exactly?
Since when was 4chan against trans folk? Is this a /pol/ psyop?
it's just r/thedonald rapefugees shitstirring, ignore
>>585041708Hello pointless reply anon
most low effort bait in human history
chud general chud website chud generationtroonies need not apply
we LOVE trans folx here on /erg/ especially fat brown ones
transisters... the narrative
>53%oh no no no!!!!!!
>>585042025Anyone here for around 10 years or less incorrectly thinks it’s a chud website. They simply showed up, emptied their bowels all over the place and said it’s always been that way. For a group that hates invaders so much they never realized they were the invaders.
>>585040114>Open video.>15 seconds in.>Guy opens inventory.>A bazillion copies of brass shields.>A kajillion copies of misericords.>A zozzillion copies of lances.>Close video.
>>585042664Shut up redcel
>>585040559The poll that perma-ACKed that obnoxious dsjeet that posts "even doe tgirls are erg culcha"
>>585040559>majority voted for I hate them>yet every thread there's a drove of anons worshipping/lusting after trannies
>>585040559what are these options lmao
>>585042664shut up bluecel
>>585038863Silence mutant
I don't hate trannies. I'm just atheistic toward their belief system. I don't like it how disagreeing with their beliefs is social suicide.
>I support them suddenly gaining more votesThere is no way there is more than 20 posters in here fag you lost and got raped
troon general troon website troon generationchuddies need not apply
all of you that acknowledged the poll or subject you are all such puppets and tools
>>585043006Probably the terrjeet proxy voting
>>585042664you did not see /b/ or 4chan in general before 10 years ago. I'd bet loads of money you yourself have been here for less than 10 years.it is true that 4chan in the past was more left leaning but the left 15 years ago was completely different. a lot of people have forgotten that the world in general used to not make a huge fucking deal when people said "nigger" or "faggot", you could get away with it even on reddit back in the 00s to early 10s and obviously 4chan was way worse, it's always been the culture here to be controversial and offensive, that never changed. the subject of transsexuals was barely even thought of or talked about prior to 2015.
>>585043294It was merely shock value back then.
Your pronouns.He/him.Forever.
>>585042664This place has always been racist to the point that moot tried to contain it, similar thing happened during the GamerGate era. What kind of person would the anime-obsessed counterculture nerds of early 4chan be? Chuds. >>585043294Corrected that dweeb into non-response. Well done.
>>585043561one of the fetishists changed their vote
>>585043561i understood this reference
>>585043294I started browsing in late 2005. I've been a regular since 2006. The tone now is completely different than what it was before.Before it was "teehee, I said 'nigger', and it's a no-no word. I'm so naughty"Today there is genuine hate behind the word.
we love cute biological women here
Stop the c-ACK!
>>585043561>>585043913>"I don't care about them" flipped to "I hate them"show yourself, voter
the green party stands alone...
>>585043632>This place has always been racist to the point that moot tried to contain itNo, he identified invaders making the site shitty. Back then he identified them as "stormfront". A white supremacist forum that often astroturfed on 4chan.During the gamergate era, the site was flooded by all kinds of outsiders. Nothing makes that more apparent than that collage that shows /v/-tan clutching tumblr, with reddit on his shoulders.
>>585044279Kino image
>>585042982understandable that is pretty BS>>585043236funny since he likely made it
All of these astronomically retarded revisionist libtroon takes make sense when you remember Greasy is now unbannned
>>585043827Same site that frequently went on the news and caught the attention of the epstein cabal btw
>>585043827>Today there is genuine hate behind the word.I wonder why
>>585044791This site is really easy to astroturf. Because you have bunch of impressionable young men with very little going on in their life, looking for a purpose. And then an outsider comes in and tells them what to be mad about and they roll with it. The Epstien Cabal noticed this.
>>585044279gamergate was not invaders from stormfront, it was previously neutral or left leaning guys who just wanted to game and be uninvolved getting involved because of some bullshit and then becoming alienated by the left. it was a reckoning moment for 4chan where a lot of people who'd previously identified with the left realized it was going insane and detached from it, and no doubt directly led to later events in 2016.
Why is nightreign still $40
the same people who parrot about "Epstein Cabal" everytime nowadays were calling his sphere of influence a conspiracy theory back in 2019 btw
>>585045320yeah that's so weird how it isn't working out that way for the teams of paid shills from israel, the FBI, and shareblue and similar groups...
>>585043896my husband used to like that show he says Im like both yui and asusa but I don't really know anything about it
>>585045763you aren't actually because they're portrayed as biological females
>>585039612https://vocaroo.com/167Xi6cuRQfX
>>585045891that's a man
>>585045873what a strange thing to say, that only makes it more accurate obviously
>>585045491Nah i was tapped into the rothschild stuff back then its just the phrase also gets used by disingenuous brown demsocs, same shit that happened with DEI and boomer cuckservatives
>>585046019yeah that is the sound of my husband who was in the bathroom, that is who I am talking to in this iconic recording
>>585045445>gamergate was not invaders from stormfrontDidn't say it was. Two different eras. Two different invaders. A lot of it came from Reddit. And look at who is behind /v/-tan. Internet Aristocrat. Or who he would later be known as: Mister Metokur. Or simply Jim. He was a large figure during Gamergate's time. And shepherded a lot of young men toward the red pill.
>>585046185I heard the voices of two men in that recording
>>585043236>>585044590You guys need to let go of your obsession with terr. This isn't healthy.
>>585023572You shut that weird troubled freak up xhe felt too embarrassed to say anything back>>585045485Bamco greed knows no bounds
>>585046409I mean I know you are just enacting your tantrum, but that actually happens to my husband's sister a lot actually because on the phone her voice can sound pretty low so it's not like it's not a thing for the hard of hearing, she was never a smoker or anything so it's just something that occurs naturally, anyways there have already been several anons that called my voice charming and above all my husband can always testify to the cuteness of my voice and how it makes him smile, so if you wanna try better prepared material just feel free to think for a moment and then keep posting and I'll come back and grade you in a bit ok?
>>585023572>>585046593I mean I dunno.. I was out having lunch and I come back and it seems like someone is having a very strange meltdown about it so if something went wrong where it wasn't on my end y'know? and yeah yeah I know anyone would wish to be me there was no need to acknowledge such common sense any further obviously
Silence esl spammer
>>585047057I'd wipe the floor at erg spelling bee so easy it wouldn't even be funny
>>585046810your voice has the distinct sound of a man trying to do an impression of a woman
>>585045491Even better, ask them now what goals they think this ‘Cabal’ had in mind and how much of it clashes with everything else they've done
>>585047173oh yeah spell nightriegn
>>585047210I mean I'm sure you can interpret your weird obsession with me through any varying lens of your most prominent trauma at the given time, but yours is just one of the most boring branches of lore that people invented here so far, I prefer the creative ones not the trendy ones
>>585047341ok ok... n..i..g..g..
>>585045485DS3 is still 60
obsessed with me o algo
pristine theatrics...
>>585047210Yup. He was probably told he was good at it. And he's better than most. But he's not so good that he can really pass as a woman. This larp he's been doing, just isn't working.
This is not a good look for the husbandmaggot at all...
hubbyjeeta
>>584982671Better start derusting chudtina
>>585047823when you break into the prose like this I just have to picture you as Ensha Im sorry
>>585048304Shut it maggoted freak
>>585046574fooling no one
>>585036997If you look like that maybe
I can't replicate this armor, the helmet doesn't exist and all the similar parts have different colors
thanks for the carry trishtina
>>585048571you don't play this game though
>>585048759Trish?
>>585048304kek
>>585048759said no one ever
>>585048759she's so cool desu
I hope the anons have picked good arts for the new bakes
>>585049989Artingly
>>585049989it's always porn nonfilters, then nonporn filters, it's always the same psyop
I hope the next OP is a cute anime girl
>>585050150nice noooticing
new>>585050217>>585050217
>>585050291it's not noticing it's obvious and boring
>try to use DSAnimStudio>6 million errorsWe need chudware to spite every modder ever.
>>585050292>40 seconds before bump limityou're lucky other baker isn't here apparently
>>585050382I don't think I could get it working with nightreign at all. I had to use it with elden ring and even then it was annoying but I did get it working.
>>585050150>porn is every picture of a female cartoon not wearing a burqayou are so obvious and tiresome
>>585025545the game is fun so this was kind of a funny post
>>584967654>>584981179>>584990869>>584992012>>584993043>>584997342>>585005462>>585007218>>585013730Lovely mantras of the defeated and molested this is how you keep your sanity after losing so hard your dead general was disintegrated I get it
>>585050438he’s probably just late again
>>585050292is it just a bot that posts these with an image scraped from the maxed thread?
>>585051259Bots can't solve captchas retard
>>584959106It was wishful thinking from the start but it was a nice thought…
>>585051079never seen him late he either noscopes the thread or doesn't post at all. like now.
>>585051767aw I hope he's doing ok
mighty terr
>>585051548no one believes you fucktard.
>>585051767he was a few minutes late last thread or the one before I think but he’s probably just not here now since it’s been already been a while
>>585051548everyone believes you genius.
>>585052056said no one but him (You)
>>585051753Yup
don't be afraid to 'zuk it now and again
shut it cuck
>>585048304Memorable post and pic.
>>584997941Strange thing to happen but not too egregious
>>585060865>>585057263>>585053957>>585053921>>585051038shut it reterrd
Always the same
>>585063128 meant for >>585063128
