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hello
This is now a fat fuck thread.
>1.2 accelYour response?
KIIIII MIIIIIIII TOOOO
I hate you guys
ICE gonna shoot up the umas
20 hours until EoS
Do NOT look for Zenno Rob Roy bikini fanarts if you don't want to melt your brain
>>584981757You will get blocked in finals
This is now a LUCKY threadPost here to become LUCKY
wahey
>>584981774Only Cringe S
>humans will never win against umas>goldship trainer and mirako trainer somehow catching and apprehending their respective umas?
>>584981750fat fucking fat umas
>dons skip days>get offbanner SSrs from Sweepy like Super Creek>Get palmer stars>get Kita for 50 rollsIt's THAT simple
>>584981894That is STRONG S to you chud chump
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>584981924if somehow you can "catch" or "overpower" your umamusume, it means they actually let you, it's some kind of power play
>>584981823I don't see anything wrong. Now I have a boner, thanks
I wish I was 'donna.
how many palmer races can you do before the flatline period
happy to ge zaaaa
fags really want a dominant woman but without any muscle attachedthey just want a mother
>>5849820500you can do none at all
Soon
They are coming
>>584982145thanks I'm using that as a benchmark for when to go off
umas
>>584982232It's the anal sex book isn't it.
>>584982041i wish you can rape me and enjoy my crying and moaning
why are there no working image resizing userscripts
not the worst odds actuallystill gonna clank until I figure out what to make for dirt mile
Decent?
>>584982041the gorilla is probably the closest a tranny can get to an uma lookalike, get some muscles and put on the dress
>>584982408Bro your 4chanxt?
>>584982462you're forgetting her huge assets and one of the prettiest face in the game
Nearly complete but only the hardest remains:https://jiggie.fun/YE55Gn
>>584982458>creek SprintThe fuck? Were you able to run the mile G1s too? Post affinity please.
>>584982491>assetsget fake tits>prettiest face that is Dantsu Flame
>>584982458Looks good for a backliner, but where's uma stan?
the feng shui dictates the sexual position for that night
>Trump said no to the live concert in LAWhy didn't they go to Canada or somewhere without this bullshit?
>>584982570I said, one ofnot THEyou retard.
>>584982603canada is far
i knew og could jump but now she fly
>>5849824684chanx never stopped working so I never looked aroundxt is dead then revived then dead againis xz the new hotness? but it's all slopped
>>584982612i just want to argue with you that's all
>>584982631did you not see her OG unique animation?
>>584982258the mambwos strikes back...
>>584982620Yeah but the event could still actually happen.
>>584982672she runs fast in the snow and does autism smilei didnt see fly
What do I pick between Turbo Sprint, In High Spirits and Ambitious Breeze?
>>584982721>runs
>>584982747turbo sprint
>>584982491Xina is prettier
>>584982491very pretty
who knows i might be dead before i get these plushies
I just showered and suddenly had to shit immediately after I got out
>>584982747IHS>TS>>AB depending on how much accel you have
>>584982747turbo sprint is on a non guts card, so that one
>>584982753She slides.
oheso
i hope forever young doesn't get his visa revoked for this last race
>>584982843now you have a reason to not kill yourself until then
doba
>>584982458>no head on
>>584982540>Were you able to run the mile G1s too?Nyo, legacy sparks are all sprint so she could only run sprint+med+long.>>584982583>where's uma stan?Stuck on my great great grandparents Sacrifices had to be made
>>584982980My Dober wife will get me the platinum star sprint title
>7th live cancelled well there goes my plan of cosplaying Cafe and shooting up the place
holy fuck I'm fucking shaking
>>584982843If they come alive during that time, which is somewhat likely given how long a delay they'll have in which to ripen, then they'll be considered immigrants rather than a parcel and will have to apply for citizenship. And we can see how long that sort of thing takes
>>584982847This is only a problem if you don't have a lot of privacyDry off the towels in the dryer and shit then shower again
>>584983057gwo your power
should have hosted it in kentucky
1h left until tallying
>>584982603>nips going to India 2.0lol
Shit I gotta make a good postUuuuuuuhMambo
BITCCHreignty called in a favor to get ebayan banned from the usa like the bitch as umanigga he is
i got the old stam satonodiamondo card on the freeb
>>584983292merry krismas anon
>>584983007I have this one too>rs stam doko??urusai urusai URUSAI
>>584983343
ayabe saysRAKI RAKI
>>584983417the only rational derby winner
>>584983279We don't do good posts here
>>584983387send code who you going ot use it on
>>584982980She smells like female musk
>>584983503
>wakes up>the concert might be canceled because Trump's administration is retardedYOU FUCKING ORANGE MAN
>>584983680yumm 2
Sprint is such a fake distance I just finished behind a sprint b Cafe in a room
>>584983673
>>584983503do you think it weighs on every human womanthat the only reason female humans still exist is by the grace of the goddesses to not make every daughter of an uma also an uma
i want to be eaten by an umamusume
>>584983817>my team didn't hit this time>but it's different than when my team doesn't hit in other distances because um uhhh like well err sprint is the most RNG distance yeah that's right
I want to be
I want, therefore I am
>>584984013Sprint is fucking bullshit and we all know thatIts fun bullshit but bullshit nonetheless
>>584983760If I can't enjoy them, no one can.
stop malding sprint is good
>>584984081finally, a real casino
>>584983871females don't think
>>584982258
I uuuuh
https://youtu.be/J5SYkzTjQow
>>584984345Shakute!
I have to be up in 3 hours do I try and sleep or stay up
First UF since fucking forever and it took a fast learner run. No spurt and shit midraces so it's a brick anyway but I'm done with sprint time to work on 2 more aces fuck
>>584983760Why do burgers allow one trillion illegal mexicans in every day, but block 20 cute pureblood japanese women for no reason?
>>584983570I'm waiting till closer to cm before setting it as my borrow since I'm already capping cp with my sprint gp borrow. Seeing if I can make a better one in the meantime.Haven't decided who to run yet Probably Flower and maybe BuonoI'd like to mutate someone since I have the sparks for it
ass wonderfucky from kentucky
>>584984410My thought is if you can enter it's very difficult to make you leave that's why they refuse to give a visa so easily.
>>584983760Rabbi Tamamo would have VIP treatment
>>584981839k
>>584984602What I would give to see naked Tama-chan.
>>584984410Are the Japanese going to harvest crops for effectively slave labor?
>>584984345Digital's racewear is so good. Every Uma looks good in it.
my digits in digital
Dober's panties
>>584984980Wedding Dober
>>584983760>>584984410Should've disguised them as Mossad agents
>>584984980Dober doesn't wear panties?
>>584984640Tama is always naked
Good milening!
Is plancha mandatory on pacers
I was reading some old uma history and apparently there was a point where 4 Guts 2 Wit card was the meta? Whatever happened to that?
no rainbows during ura finale award so missed out on 20 or so speed (+ sp)otherwise perfect though>>584985157yesh
>>584985157Yes, it's pretty reliable accel>>584985164it was a stat padding meme deck that had shit skills and only "worked" in the racing scenario trackblazer
Guys what banner do I get hachimi from?
>>584985095Poor...
>>584985157It helps if you got lucky pacer on 1-2 pos. Mummy is better though.
DIGITAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!
The visa shit being announced last minute is so funny.
>>584983760You voted for this.
Is 6 Mil fans a day is too little?
>>584985398>lucky paceI can't believe this gaslight is still going strong almost two years in
>>584985398creek has 0 affinity
>>584985592Amerigoys did
This concert is wild where are you bros? Im with my team near the 4th corner
mmmmmmmm
>>584985758??
>>584985718i do 600k a day and my club is fine
>>584985824mambwo...
>>584985824We're not fine...
Hi!
>>584983760Based. I voted for this. Keep all illegals out. Keep prostitutes out.
>>584985931hey
>>584985959incel-kun...
bros I'm so sick of kitasan just dying in the second half of senior year
>>584985976Her butt is showing
I look like this
Few more days till paid banners, cant fucking wait bwos
>>584986240dont roll on the support scamcha
>>584986313i wont, but umas i will
>>584986084Your trainee is lacking guts.
>>584986084yadathis should've been the run
tallying award
fuck you teio
Why are they orenji?
>>584985976>>584986131I want to smell Laisu's butt
>>584986585asians have a more yellowish skin color than whites don't be racist
>>584986630
>>584986585
Can we still login after the reset in few hours?
>>584986754I want to smell it right after a long day of training
not a single thought going on in that head
2nd alt?
>>584986787yes, the flatlining starts tomorrow
>>584986787You can do whatever you want
>>584986849What if I want to suck on Bobo's boobies
So which guts card to run if you're training a pace? Zephyr and Bakushin?
>>584986787from what I can tell, when reset happens, you have 7 more hours do do your dailies and fan runs before the event reset which is when the legend races and banners start, that's when you need to be out before
>>584986916Neither.
>>584986886robots follow orders
>>584986916daisca poweror KS miracle if that comes out before sprint cm
>>584986916grass wonder
>uma concert cancelled why did you retards vote for trump again
>>584986916why are you so determined to run a guts cardjust stick with 3 speed 2 wit like everyone else
>going to LA willingly
>>584987086to own the libtards or smth
>>584987115>NOOOOOOO YOU MUST DO WHAT EVERYONE DOEShahaha 2 speed 1 power 1 guts 1 wit 1 light hello friend. seethe tranny
we're woke now, for the sake of umas
/uma/ meetup in London then
>>584987198enjoy B finals I guess?
>>584987198too based to be real
can you guys go complain in /pol/ or something instead of my comfy horse porn thread
>>584987258S, 0lb too. Stay mad
>>584987198This scenario literally punishes you for using more than 2 type of cards
why are you guys replying to a retard obviously baiting
>>584987294I do grand concert because I'm based
>>584987086To keep browns away, obviously. No rest until they're all gone.
>>584987371yeah man all the browns gone while they import indians to replace you
>>584987425cute burger
>>584987086C-cause Americans were scared of a powerful mommy jeet as leader
>>584983760It's unity all over again lmaao
umamusume but they run barefoot
>>584987474the cutest
>>584987448h1b scam has ended, pajeets are literally having suicide thoughts when confronted with this reality
Is igpow a good gamble skill this cm?
I am flatlining for this
>>584987693yeppers
>>584987230ThisFollowed by pints and cosplay sex at the hotel
can I get restraint from sweep by clanking?
>>584987657yeah now he's importing chinks instead
>>584987781nyes
>>584986630need to sleep and cuddle on laisu butt
Flash won the latest gangbeast round
should have placed the concert in a megaweeb country like france or italy
>>584987815ok cool I'll get started on that thenfor her.
>>584987797You're all out of goalposts, tranny.
>>584987902haha geeeet itthey are having riots so a concert would be bad there, isn't that funnnyyy?shut the FUCK UP about /pol/ shit alreadyholy shit FUUUUUCK off
Uma musume... they're born to run
>>584988017wut
>>584988035He didn't take his meds don't mind him
>some JP guy tierlist on my timelineeven they hated GL
Don't even respond
>>584988116ura should be in F so boring dogshit
HAPPY TOGETHER
Umamusume they're born to eat
>>584988116anything below MANT is a lie
>>584988116Because they remember it as the scenario where you have to use full stam sparks for every CM just to get raped by XOguri
>stamina tamamo cross with the SSR ticket
SPPPAAAACCCCEEEEE
>rightoid hours>>584988232I think it's decent at mlb for clanking, I have 3lb pwr oguri and I really want that last copy ong
>>584988232Don't be racist.
Merikuri minna
>>584988192IF ONLY HE DIDN'T MISS HIS SHOT
>>584988116>JP MANT better than GM
>>584988116>unity in the same tier as M*NT
>>584988289You're crystals??
>>584988335>unitybaby
>>584988116>nUra>Mant>nUnity>Island that I remember everyone saying it was good>Together GM in CHe is a retard, but I can't pinpoint which type of retard
>>584988397I'm pretty sure she's Still in Love, actually
Average Uma reaction when Brian enters the scene
>>584988289good morning
>>584988408their reasoning for DYI being bad is because it released in a state where you could cap out all your stats with a 6x speed deck and inflated the stats like crazy until they changed the scenarioI am gonna assume that we're gonna get the current JP version right away
>>584988116I'm having more fun with GL than MANT, at least building aces
>>584988319Aren't you forgetting someone?
>>584988457
>>584988467good moaning
umamusume... they're born to cum
>>584988536from anal only
>>584988479Didn't the updated version just made highlander decks even more powerful than 5 speed decks?
>>584988289you will never be a woman LOOOL
>>584988562that's dirters
>>584988562anal in the umanko that is!
>>584988503I'd replace xog with her if I had her
>>584988569yeah, it was just so that you can't just brainlessly run speedcards
>>584988578that's rightbecause I'm a girl
JD Vance....... save the umamusume society..............
What the fuck is this garbage? Are they trying to turn uma into e-sports?
>>584988687LolGet fucked
dirters are CHRISTIAN tradwives and would NEVER do anal
>>584988687YOU VOTED FOR THIS NOW FUCK OFF
>>584988867based and true
>>584988728>creators with deviantart tier propics
>>584988867They have to stay virgins until marriage.
ikute dicute
>>584988867Actually, christian tradwives do anal because vaginal sex is only after marriage
>>584988503And you are forgetting your boots
>>584988671stop avatarfagging as a pure and loyal uma like still you fucking slut
>>584989058sodomy is a sin
>>584988687He won't care because they aren't Indian, and Trump won't care because they aren't blonde
>>584988867>CHRISTIANThey would be more into anal because of that actually, the alternative is masturbation if their trainer is unwilling.
U U U UU UMA U U U U UMAUMA IN SEAPYNOLAND
>>584988175I WISH A MERRY CHRISTMAS
Kris S enjoyers what future cards do I need to plan for so she has a happy and successful time?
There's so many opportunities to make fun of these people that we dont have to spam the horse game thread with this surely
>>584989343it's showing the intelligence level of the people saying those things in the first place
>>584988239
Troonlators lost. EN localisation defenders itt lost.
This wouldn't have happened if they held their concert in a true uma loving country like Mongolia.
>>584989343No
>chud charles
>>584988687>>584987086Man a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about botters and skill hacks and CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and unapproved visas but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
Thank you Donald J Trump for forcing Cygames to give us Apolocarats.I voted for this
cygays losteredvtubergawds wonnered
uh oh tranny melty
>>584989331She's a prim and proper late surger. So something like this.
>>584989406No they didn't. If the defense was that the localization was fine, rather than that it was the only correct one, then it still stands. Saying "holidays" sometimes and "Christmas" other times is fine.
>>584989331She's a long focused uma (with her alt being for mediums) so you want Pokke for sure. The wit card situation is a bit strange until Dia wit drops because Cafe is supposed to be the late surger wit card for longs, but she obv has that skill already. But beyond Pokke there's no real Kris exclusive card you'll be gunning for. SoE is better than Creek but not really enough of an upgrade to be worth rolling 400 raw imo.
>>584989487Us SEAGODS will forever be grateful to Trump if we get apolocarats from this cancelled concert only Ameripaypigs get to enjoy
>>584989482love this pasta
>right winger snowflakes cope
>>584989482Cry harder bitch nigga
>>584989331The expected stuff for lates, with the exception of Wit Cafe. You just have to make extra sure to get SSR Pasa for professor of curvature
Did 20 careers today starting 10am until just now at 4am. Hit Sprint A once, got IHS once, got N&N five times, failed career thrice.
>>5849896065 carats
>>584988239>>584989404uni a cutei don't know if i can roll for her though... might just ticket her instead
>>584989668there's no medium cm in between her release and the 2.5 anni ticket so yeah
>>584989580>>584989645Ackshually even with Kris S you use Cafe until Dia because it's a scenario link card so you get an easier career and innate experience
>>584989668Getting her with a ticket is reasonable. You might want to ticket spooky Kris too, since she is better for medium
does anyone have advice for mot tweaking every sprint A glue
I WASTED $450 ON FLIGHT TICKETS TO AMERICA AND NOW THE CONCERT IS CANCELLED WTF IS WRONG WITH CYGAMES. WHY DID THEY ONLY ANNOUNCE FEW DAYS BEFORE THE EVENT. I DEMAND REIMBURSEMENT
>come back to general>its having a melty>Cygames event is having problemsI see the general is doing well
>>584989875lmao get fucked doruota
>>584989875Bwo...
you thirdies wish you'd have 450 dollars to spend here lmao
Gamblechads, remember to always inherit this in the future
>>584989875>going to c*lifornia willingly
>>584989875you should unironically never plan to go to the USA especially if you can watch the concert digitally it's a shithole of a country and any other place would've been better to organize it
>>584989974Yeah that's why I also pulled Blaze Brian for the heckin 0.35 inherit
>>584990051europe is quite literally on fire right now
>>584990051>other place would've been better to organize itWhat other place?Didnt Japan implement lottery system to get in?
>>584989875mambro...
>>584989875>neighas unironically spent this much to go to commieforniaKWAB
>>584990119>t. not european>>584990141any other than the USA
>>584989974>>584990076The inherits are 0.15 only unfortunately
>>584990119And it's still preferable
>>584989875>$450 ON FLIGHT TICKETS TO AMERICA
change of plans clubdacchis we can all party on my private island instead
>>584990260but we're all balding ojisans, not underage boys
>>584990363Do not take any post in this thread seriously if you value your mental health
>>584988687
>>584990340
HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING RETARD, JUST FUCKING [-] THOSE POSTS YOU SOFT SKULLED MOUTH BREATHING TROGLODYTEGIVING THE SHITPOSTERS ATTENTION IS EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT, SO USE THOSE 2 BRAIN CELLS YOU HAVE, RUB THEM TOGETHER AND REALIZE THERE IS A VERY EASY SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM YOU ARE CONSTANTLY POINTING OUTSTOP ACTING LIKE YOU ARE AN INBRED GOLDFISH WITH MEMORY ONLY LASTING 3 SECONDS. AT THIS POINT YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO IDENTIFY SHITSTIRRERS IN SECONDS AND REACT APPROPRIATELY AND INSTEAD YOU CHOOSE TO ONLY FEED THE DEGRADATION OF THIS GENERAL, DO YOU TRULY NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE? IS THERE REALLY NO OTHER THING YOU "ENJOY" BESIDES BEING HERE TO REACT LIKE THE HIRED AUDIENCE ON TELEVISION TO EVERY POST WITH A SCHEDULED LAUGH OR SHOCK?
>>584990212>any other than the USA>Indonesia>Ukraine>South Sudan>Venezuela>Nepal>North KoreaI'm pretty sure "other" is not a suitable word.
This wouldn't happen if they held the concert in God's promised land Florida
>>584990564to many word sry
>>584990421That is some insane reasoning
>>584990564[-]
>>584990564Doesnt really have the same bite as the kill all numberfags post. Also not everyone has filters
>>584990576>North Koreahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4SOFzUqiQo
>>584990576>haha look I'm going to pick the other extremes, ignore other countries and look smug about itgo backlast reply
isn't one of the stages in london anyways?
>>584990596ok this made me chuckle
>>584990669You can just admit you're wrong and should have said "First world countries." Don't use words incorrectly.
>>584990564how can I [<3] a post here
Dia-chan wishing you a very merry Christmas
>>584990818Japs have something like that
>>584990803USA isn't one so it should be obvious what I meant
>>584990564see >>584989506
morning
>>584990954gmorming
>>584990865Fuck off. It's SPOOKY MONTH you whore
>>584990954Morning dude. Hope you have a nice start to your week
>>584990673Yes. One in LA, one in London, one in Seoul, and two in Japan.
>>584990886Then what countries?
It's literally midnight, you hog
>>584991196It's 7:27am
>>584990997I dreamt today of fucking a loli and now that I think about it she looked like Sweepy
>>584991108we're all meeting up in Seoul
At least it wasn't another Fine Motion
>>584991315How is South Korea anyways? I always take trips to Japan but been wondering off and on about visiting South Korea
>>584991175i mean the jets are flying reportedly
That's that.
>>584991240almost scared me but 1h less, still a good time to go to sleep, gm /uma/
Danchud, I'm flatlining starting from today.
uhhhh good morning /uma/
Gomen danchou, I'm still not coming back to the game.
>>584991548mambwo nyo.... we're gonna derank....
>>584991240w-when you see it? hahaha
Have sex with umas.
>>584991548At least get your palmer shards for today, and while your there maybe do a fan run or three?
>>584991548YOU FOOLIt starts next reset not this reset
K
I wish half the thread flatlining meant that the thread would have half as much shitposting...
>>584991723what do you think they'll be doing instead of playing
>>584991723retard. it just means all of our autism will be directed here instead
>>584991723eh just wish cygames would give their decision right now so we can be over it
>>584991773Bold of you to assume they were playing before
>>584991723Shitposting and flatling have an inverse relationship
>>584991773go out with their girlfriends, duh?
>>584991773Playing Dragons Dogma 2 Dark Arisen?
>17 years old
uma musume how to get 900 million fans in 5 days
>>584991881Have you considered what your trainee would think of that?
Good afternoonI'm now the "proud" owner of MLB Wit Shakur
>>584991785I said "I wish", not "I hope." I know exactly what it will be.
>>584991773I'm playing metarru gear soridu fiveu (V) again
>>584991923Anon I'm married...
>>584991893>
>>584991941
>>584991963Well yeah?That's why she would be pissed
>>584991406Depends. Do you want to just do regular touristy stuff? Then it's fine. But try and stay a bit longer and experience more of how life in SK is acrually like and you'll get to see how a modern surveillance state looks like. You know how Korean MMOs need a Korean SSN to play? Imagine that but for everything.Umamusume, I want to have sex with Mejiro Ramonu
>>584991773i'm jorkin it
>>584991773gooning to JAV
>>584991923my trainee does not give a shit about me
Should I play Touhou or Winning Post today?
>>584992007She knew this was a mentor/student thing and nothing more
>no ignited pwram I bricked
RUBIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO POR FAVOOOOOR
>>584992139goodluck in group B finals
>>5849921396000*6
nvm it's missing head-on too bricked fr
>>584992103I wish there was UAV.
>>584992186THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF AMERICANS
>>584992120Neither, play Monster Hunter
>>584991884based capcomfag
>>584992186I hope it gets cancelled with no refunds so umachuds can seethe.
flatline in 10 hours?
>>584992073NTA but is it chinese levels of bad or bad enough on its own?
>>584992396more like 3 hours
>>584992396Tomorrow
>>584992186the smelly thirdie squirms and prostates so he can have something to pirate this coming thursday
>>58499239672 hours
>>584992139>no uma stan >no groundwork beyond bricked im afraid
>>584992468>prostates
>>584992396DO NOT FLATLINE
>>584992426No, it's not as bad as China but my friend is stationed there currently and his experience has been that for events (watching esports live for example) you are nust cucked as a foreigner because Koreans have prio and even the Korean tickets get bought out by bots very quickly. Add the general anti foriegner racism in restaurants and clubs and the like and it's just a very hostile place to be. Ramonu is so hot I cant comprehend how someone wouldnt choose her over SiL
/uma/boys squirming little prostates
>>584992638at uma live europe
>>584992365Don't wanna
>>584992186I live in the Midwest near the Mississippi River so there was no way I was going anyway, but what the fuck? How is this hard? Just rubber-stamp half a dozen nip visas, what the fuck is the State Department doing? Why do they need a visa, anyway? Americans traveling in Japan for up to 90 days don't need a visa, just hop a plane to Tokyo. Why is it different if nips want to visit LA?
Pedal to the Medal is so ass to loop.
>>584992734I want to my pedal (penis) to Dober's metal (umanko)
good orenji morning neighas, did i miss anything funny?
>>584992612Ramonu is so hot I can't imagine anything other than choosing herStill In Love I choose because of her gentle heart and devotion to (You). She's amazing.
>>584992850fuck off orange retard
Did you like the song?
>>584954246With those stats and skills you can almost certainly reach B finals in graded. You might not win a lot, but you could reach it. And you could easily win Open League and I bet you have already.
>>584992881It was ok
>>584992881Yes but with Maya and Daiwa singing that song
>>584992734>didn't pull for bootka
well at least we still have breeders cup BWOS
>>584993024Holy fuark
So why did they start writing Christmas instead of holidays now?
SFW
>>584992881Yes
>>584993052inconsistent AI model or someone on the translation team wasn't on the same page
>>584993052copa hit them with the furniture
>>584993024imagine englufing your nostrils with her scent
>>584992517more like prolapse
my trainee touched my prostrate
thanks obama
Fujita, the owner, bids on two horses exceeding 100 million yenHe successfully bid 130 million yen for "Going to Vegas 2026" and 160 million yen for "Simply Glorious 2026".
>>584993052Claude became too expensive so they switched to umagrok
[sad news] UMA in AMERICA song got removed from the JP's version jukebox
>>584993226force feed finemoan posters
>>584993384>force feed
damn cant wait for new york kitasan this week
kitasan kwanzaa is my favourite uma
>>584988116>MANT>Not Z tier
>>584993701
finally backwas it really necessary to ban me all weekend for telling someone who called me V to fuck offgod i hate janitorsuma musume pretty derby
>>584993942why is a trainee surprised her trainer is very detailed with his record keeping what is her problem?
7 daysG1 Kikuka ShoKyoto Racetrack, 3000 meters Turf
>>584993986ok V
anyway, visit tomakomai
>>58499384311 more kids
>>584993701>>584993942
>>584993986Im sorry that hapoened to you, no anon should have to suffer such an injustice. Not referring to the ban
>>584994061lovecen will JOB
>>584993701>>584993942how did she get in?
>>584993052They can't hide it anymore when the girls are pretty much saying Merry Christmas in plain english even in the song now, any other instance is replaced.
femalesumamusume
>>584994061LoveGOD will WIN
>>584993052they finally hired someone with common sense
>>584993986V has come to
>>584994223actually they're saying Merry Christmas in Japanese
>>584994209Don't worry about it
>>584994241this is like saying 'man men'
>>584994241WRONG
I am always surprised when Marvelous Sunday gets hyped up in SB
star blossom anime when
>>584994391i understand doba now
>>584994241mesumusume
>>584994353how do you say merry christmas in japanese
>>584994585sex horse
>>584994601squint and try to say it in a racist chinese way
Rice should swallow
Uuuuh how to fix this?
>>584994601メリークリスマス
>>584994601'let's get some kfc'
>>584994601merry kris S
>>584994601OHIO! MURRAY KURISIMAS
>>584988159bet you hate vanilla ice cream too
>>584994601Just say メリクリ if you want to LARP
>>584994585>sex the umasinteresting take
>>584994858vanilla is a flavor
horse sex
do NOT the horse
>>584994497
>>584994601i want to my merry my trainee's christmasboo yah
did humans ride umas to work in ancient times?
merry Christmas more like marry Kris s
>>584995123There is no reason to ride an umamusume, they can do it themselves.
>>584995140Roger that
>>584995137
>>584994601merikurisimasuI know this because I've watched K-On
>>584995219how can umamusume ride herself
>>584995231
>>584995090so she only started questioning what was going on when they put her on all fours on the floor?
>>584993986Welcome back
>>584995519going for S rank this month!
You are all terrible people and I wouldn't want to be in the same room as any of you, let alone a concert. Kill yourselves
>>584995373>>584995231cute autist
>>584995692don't shay that...
>>584995692That's not kinda nice
>>584995692b-b-b-b-based
>>584995692which uma would say this
HASHIREEEEEEE
>>584995692i hung out with multiple people from here already and watch horses racesorry nobody wants to hang out with you
blow my gale? more like block my cock
>>584995692I could easily rape you, beat you to death, and dump your mangled corpse into the thamesMeet you at the live!
>>584995692no...
>>584995692That's not nice...
>>584995692this but unironically 95% of people here are actual subhumans and I would never even exchange one sentence with you
ohayo
>>584995925>subhumansLike a submarine?
>>584995595For real? Good job nonny
>>584995964yes, they should be waterboarded
>>584995692well I have good new for you, the concert is suspended
nyonivers soon
I am the only agarthan warrior caste white male in this generalI also have a BWC and Im +6'2, the rest of you are beneath me
>>584995925I don't want to talk to you either. #lonewolf #youwouldntgetit
>>584996002You said that lol
>>584995692no..............
>>584996084
>big titty german wins at vidya
>>584996072shortie
>>584995779Shichi
>>584995964do you think it's being pronounced subpeople or
>>584996207Don't make me bring up the German poop shelf again
>>584996318I have yet to see a single one of those in over two years living in Germany
>>584995779Rice
>>584995692>>584995925I would but only so I can pick you off one by one and clean up this damned place for good
>>584996473Lies and slander
>>584996072yeah ok, do you have a loving partner who's a woman? and isn't just using you for either money or convenience in emotional support?
>>584996539>he fell for the uwu shy little bean actlol
>Rank 499please... just do one more run a day... it costs nothing...
>>584996185Melty
>>584996614mambwo..
>>584996558No, Im gay, it would be weird for me to date a woman
I thought I was gonna have to flatline today, turns out it's tomorrow1 palmer run it is, perhaps 2 even
>>584995692Inshallah brother, I would gladly cleanse all the unbelievers in this thread.
>only won one game because her opponent went full retard
>>584995779Nice Nature
>>584996614mambwo... I can only do so much...
Is trainer cock that much precious to them?
>>584996614It's healthier to just accept it... Half TP will inevitably destroy you all
>>584996614this is what happens when danchud refuses to kick B+ earners
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD CYGAMES
I wish we never got to A+ in the frist place.
>>584997039Tracen Academy is a legalized parasite program designed to slowly make ningen women extinct.
Who should we poach next time? The guy we poached a few weeks ago already met the quota and is still farming.
>>584997204EXPLODE I NEEDED THAT
>>584996614
>>584997218I hate you for stealing **...
>>584997167danchud should get rid of the sub 40mil earners
What’s the theme with this Narita Brian the skin feels random
>>584990119France isn't Europe
>>584996614mambo was never meant for A+
>>584997349Taiki definitely wouldn't fuck around when it comes to bagging her trainer
>>584997218You can poach me next bwo(I won't meet quota but I will erp in club chat)
>>584997218can you PLEASE take umama he has disturbed the peace of my club
>open twitter >jp account celebrating star blossom sold 500k copies almost 5 years after release damn no one reads that shit
If you like dirters you admit you are a man of God and you must denounce the talmud right now
>>584997431First time at a furry convention
>>584997468Which instrument Dober would use to cover for Taiki while she fucks her trainer on their room?
>>584996614you guys aren't getting anywhere with these guys in your club
>>584997492the erp with Andarion in the club chat is getting tiresome
>>584997468>>584997349Leaving Taiki behind while I go on a business trip with Aoi
>no quota club has low earnersstop the presses people
>>584997218do you have room for a soon to be ex danchou
>>584997818
>>584997624She'll be playing her trainer's skin flute
>>584997492Dacchis...Kaite...
>>584997218please poach me 774808253297
why is V spamming images again
>>584990421Are the bots for autoreply up again?
Rickey and Hokko are so sexy
perhaps the chiyoposter was right about the orange man
>>584997218please poach me866113422739
I don't know how can trainers for Daiwa Scarlet, Eishin Flash or Maruzensky resist the urge to just bend them over creampie themI would've molested and forcefully nakadashid Scarlet already
Cute
I love my umawife
>>584997492This but unironically, I'm leaving if he stays here for another month.
Dantsu Flame
I want to suck Super Creek and Eishin Flash's tits.
>>584998253you people say that every month and do nothing every month
Post something cute
>>584998241A student shouldn't look at her teacher this way or dress like this in front of him.
>>584998335good thing I'm not a teacher but a trainer
>give complement>get beat up?
is this the Dacchis drama we have been waiting for?
>>584998307Yeah, well I want to suck Still In Love and Silence Suzuka's tits
>>584998278DID YOU KNOW
>>584998171the cutest
>>584998278I want to suck Dantsu Flame's tits
>>584998456i prefer the burger gyaru
>>584998396anon, they don't have tits...
>>584998451We can lose weight together Dantsu with more exercise and proper nutrition
bruhi guess i'm not training ends this cm
>>584998451But her face and body are literally perfect
so tired from all the boy work just nowi hate it
>>584998508Not with that attitude
ace on my face
>>584998451Dantsu has the prettiest face in the game
>>584998537blues dont fucking matter for this cm
>>584998605I'll give you some girl work. Bend over.
>>584998657SQUEEEEEEEE
>>584998451>Give her a pig aesthetic>Make her fat>Make her roommate fatDantsu and Mirako are the fat girls of Tracen...
I dont even know what I farm fans for
dantsu pantsu
>>584994676
Do NOT bully Dantsu Flame.
>>584998712do it for your danchou who believes in you
>>584998605What's wrong Still chan?
>>584998657I feel like 900 power ends won't win much here but thats just me
Dantsu love and marriage!
>>584998508you sure about that?
>>584997661>Mambo's lowest earner still has more fans than 4 dudes in my clubDanchou....
Fat Fucking Fat Umas
>>584998828How are you getting 900 power with 3 speed cards
>>584998867mambwo...
Itadakimasu!
Dantsu Cute
Name umas that are built for mating press and the ones that are built for doggystyle.
>>584998867club?
>>584999061mambo
>>584999043Dober deserves rough doggystyle followed by getting discarded
>>584998808had to move a lot of stuff to fix something and i almost blacked out when putting everything backso bad and not suited for labor at all
So is the visa issue really because Chudeus Maximus is blocking cute Japanese girls from singing songs because racismOr did the organizers fuck up the applications
>>584999043Inari/Rob/MarvyDurandal/Taiki/Mamechin
>>584999213you are fat like the majority in here lol
Dober vagueposts on Crystal Cafe
900 power 800 guts beats 1200 power 400 guts
>>584999385>projecting
I can tell you Dantsu is built for consensual missionary without protection with lots of kissing, hand holding, looking in each other's eyes, smiling, laughing, and leg locking you inside her when her womanly instincts tell her you're going to cum.
>>584999414she's just like me...
the desire to irresponsibly cum inside your underage trainee
>>584999385i thought we did a poll and /uma/ was a turbo-manlet general
feeling sleepy todayno farming for you danchou
>>584999385Don't call Still fat
>>584999448What is her tail doing in all this? Also remember, she is full of cheese
>>584999563Her tail is wrapped around your leg, obviously
>>584999478I'm 166cm and 59kg
>>584999591Daiwa and I only have straight sex though. Vodka usually just watches
>>584998657wrongI have decided I need speed blues
>>584999213you might need to raise your activity level (walk more or whatever is easy), its not normal to "almost black out" doing basic manual labor if you are young. take care of yourself bwo
>>584999478Feels good to be 6’3
>>584999539you are not still avatarfag retard
I was going to rail a Currenposter at the concert... who will I rail now?
>>584999815I'm defending them
>>584999754there's no point in doing anything alone
As a man, sex with Vodka is gay
Vodka is super cute and she has a big butt
The strongest mare ever
>>584999754It's the HRT's fault
this game and thread suck
>>585000057Lol
>>585000080I wouldn't be able to resist grabbing their tummies if I were their trainer...
>>584997765I would like you to stop posting this picture of Taiki crying, it's too sad.
>>584999963
>he says, while posting slop
>>584999905i have all of my best ideas when walking alone, its not THAT bad. Fresh air is underrated for feeling better about things that suck.
do ERP niggas really pass out after making their bed bro eurocucks are not real people
>>585000264Sorry, but Vodka is cooler and stronger.
>>585000157he is weaker than real women which is funny
Dantsu is a fat ass from a cheese based diet
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly relaly really really really really really really really really really really relaly relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really erally really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly erlaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really love Stego.
I love cheese
Cheese'd to meet ya.
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly relaly really really really really really really really really really really relaly relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really erally really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly erlaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really love Dantsu.
>uma is supposed to be le fat and ugly >give her the sexiest figure any uma has ever had What was the point
Look Gromit, cheese!
need...
>>585000660>What was the pointMake my dick hard so I buy it
>>585000767So this is how Rice actually died
>>585000254
Uma&co will fall below 300...
>>585000057Didn't she kicked a wall and exploded?
>>585000836
>>585000660>What was the pointTo prove one.
Buena is far creepier than Still
>>585000818it's how I will die too <3
>>585000884We all make mistakes in the heat of passion. Shouldn't have copied her dad like that. A shame really, would have been nice to have her still around like Daiwa.
How are Buena and her trainer childhood friends? Is he a high schooler?
>JP fans smart enough to know managers fucked up with the Visas and not telling fans earlier to cancel and refund>EN trannies completely flood every social media blaming the chuds and Americans
Taiki is so fucking hot, bros.
>>585001038Don't you know everything bad that happens in the world is the fault of Americans?
>>585001159This but unironically
>>585001141luv me Umerican wife
>>585001141Her face ruins her
>eurocuck seething about umerican chads
>>585001159>>585001038>Location: Brazil>AMERIKKAN WILL NEVER HAVE UMA EVER AGAINST JAPAN WILL NOW COME 2 BRAZIL!!!good portion of the online hate i'm seeing as usual is people mad that companies won't do shows or concerts in their shitholes.
Bed squeaking sex with El Condor Pasa
>P*lmerCringe, post Dober instead.
I want Meisho Doto I sex Meisho Doto
>>585001482Why is silly so small?
>>585001482
>>585001159I mean...
open rooms?
>>585001601Orfevre is nothing like that worthless deadbeat.
>>585001671Only fucks UAE men with a rolls royce
>>585001726ok but she can still sing differences
>>585001716lul
>>585001716>>>>>>open
>>585001820Wife Wife (Silly)
>feet
>>585001141>>585001261She's fat...
>>585001716All closed at the moment I'm afraid
>>585001775You just described me
>>585001686Those evil Americans are the reason your home country isn't a utopia of course. If your prefered country and leaders were in charge the world would be perfect
mennnnnn
>>585001891As an American yes I blame my fellow Americans for America being shit
>>585002023What is she doing?
>>584992286
>>585001159yes, this is true
>>585001848I wish I had that plushie
>>585001858this is the architect general after all
>>585002056>As an AmericanJulio you aren't an American you're a Mexican living in California after your mother hopped over.
>>585002115hugging her man
>>585002172Wish uma merch were more accessable in general, but that's just an issue that plagues everyone not living in Japan
>>585002187that's not the own you think it is, mutt
>>585002187You just described 90% of Europe
>>585002229I'm literally a Florida man born and raised
>>585002316>>585002316>>585002316
Vanilla, True love, Hand holding, Pure, Kiss, Fidelity, In love, Married, Emotions, Happiness, Kisses, Hugs, Loving, Mutual attraction, Pure love, Feelings, Romantic, Sentimental, Future plans, Mutual respect, Sincerity, Happy story
>>585002269I mean it's a pretty good fucking own, Babar
>>585002270>t. faggot who doesn't live in a european country and gets all his knowledge from fox news or some shit
>>585002338Bro you can just say gay
>>585002339sure it is murrican, did you take your daily dose of ozempic yet
They should just come here instead, our rioters only know how to (partially) burn playgrounds
>>585001038just read a japanese post saying that people blaming cygames are retards and that these issues are unavoidable when dealing with foreign visa issues
