Beverage Edition>Previous>>584892594>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSSep 22 Ironclad Democracy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U5E3xGIAxwSep 22 TD-110 Maelstrom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaaTuqKVwsISep 25 Launching Devoid of Liberty https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/715665292442731947Oct 20 Scope of Authority https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL411R2whL4>LATEST PATCHESPrevious patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_VersionSep 22 1.007.100 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/668376859863416942Sep 24 1.007.101 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/715665292442731519
I'm going to do it I'M GOING TO FUCKING DO ITI'M HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTIIING AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241519369034/76561197980082129
losing my virginity to a brawnydiver
Threadly reminder
>>5850242402/4
Is mindless masses actually difficult now or is it just return fags getting filtered?
dead internet theory
Where is any of this? October only has two weeks left.
>>585024683We will never know because as soon as someone hosts a mindless masses lobby here all retards go "omg easiest faction its so easy bro I am not joining xDDD"
>>585024683>Is mindless masses actually difficulnyo
>>585024683It seems like they increased the spawnrates significantly especially around main and side objectives. You need to have sentries, guard dogs, and/or, dedicated anti-chaff teammates to keep the horde of patrols away while you do said objectives. Solofags don't like that. Also the amount of watchers and harvesters spawning is much higher as there are fewer overseers and no stingrays to take those spawn slots.
>pay several thousands if not millions of dollars for not one, not two but several public relation professionals>constantly commit PR suicide by saying the utmost retarded shit imaginable at every given opportunityWhy are companies like this?
>>585024683I've never played it at D8 where it supposedly actually throws a large number of Voteless at you. At D10 it's actually easier than regular squids since they remove Stingrays.
>>585024817it will obviously coincide with tomorrow's update/campaign
>>5850242403/4
>>585024683>>585024903mindless masses pubbies are hard because everyone is trying to be a solofag hero while levelling their shit weapons and they fucking die to increased spawn rates and enemies spawning everywhere. Also, nobody kills harvesters, which with increased spawnrates can snowball to having 4 harvesters at once and getting stuck in a death loop.On a proper /hdg/ lobby where people will work as a team it will still be a cakewalk.
>>585024817>liberty day eventHappens on the 26th>new warbondliterally tomorrow>new missions, biome, and enemyNot in yet>galactic war eventEither not in yet or the eagle gas DSS change was the event. It better not be the latter. >new rewardEagle gas storm we just got
>>585024683the spawning rate from UFO bases are insanely fast, tried to sneak around to destroy UFOs with explosives instead of red stratagem and the moment i alert the base, the UFO spawn overseers every 2-3 seconds each of them, the situation went from zero to one hundred real fast in the span of 10 sec.literally saw like 5 of them being stuck on the entrance ramp by their speedy spawn rate
>>585024115can't get much worse, now can it?now then, SCISSOR
the ever-increasing abdosisters have endangered virgin shotas of SuperEarth above 7
>>585025810endangared what?their virginity?
>>585024683It's relatively easy until it randomly decides to start a death spiral by spawning a million watchers who then call in a million voteless and dozens of tripods while you're trying to evac the civvies and none of your pubbie teammates brought any AT
>>585025986You don't need AT to kill harvesters. Anything with medpen+ can blow off harvester legs. Everyone taking lightpen sissy loadouts are asking to get violated by harvesters.
What's the TOS like in this game can I call someone a retard without having my money stolen?
>>585026681AH can't actually ban anyone for anything. Theoretically they could if they enforced PSN, but that shit almost killed the game a few months after launch.
>"Yeah man, I am the AMW-20 Apex before it was cool"
Has anyone else noticed the EXO Suits look suspiciously like Hulks
>>585027828I've had bot pubtards snap destroy my mechs on call in because they thought it a was hulk dropping in. I explain their mistake and then kick them when it happens so they learn from consequence.
>>585026681I've discussed the New World Order, the fact kikes are in every world government, the blackmail rings, the holohoax, the total mental retardation of Africans, South Americans and anything West of Japan and Taiwan and east of Europe, the necessity for a lot of people to either swing from lamp posts or fill mass graves and much more and it has never so much as feebly ask me to tone it downspam nigger all day long other players can't do shit until we get a mod that lets you block out messages from other players
thank you, buGODs
>>5850242402/4 two anons had their filltaking a smoke break so dont sweat it
>>585029585>other players can't do shit until we get a mod that lets you block out messages from other playersyou just block themthe only utility of the block function in this game is hiding other people's messagesit doesn't even prevent them from joining your lobbies
>>585029647
>>585029406I may have done the same thing which caused me to post that
>>585029647>needing medals
The patch tomorrow will fix everything, Arrowhead will deliver, they've never failed me
>Squids have become the most kino faction in the gamebugbros and botsissies...
>>585024368>The sniper warbond will just make bots an even easier faction to play against. Why do bottoddlers need so many toys? Don't you have enough already?>he says as the two other factions are already so easy they don't even warrant mentioning
>>585029585I hate to tell you this but Japan bought into the jew DEI faggotry enjoy your gay black tranny bullshit from japan in the next decade because they always lag behind
>>585030713
>>585030302I hate that they made the minigun such an awful gun to use. The players begged for one and swede contempt gave us a hunk of shit. All they had to do what model it after the deep rock galactic minigun.
>>585029856You are going to need them tomorrow, too. Unless you're a cheating jeet, of course. But then you will cope and say that you never had to grind in the old games you pretend to have played and loved but it is factual that you are a subhuman brown creature with fried dopamine receptors that craves instant gratification over all else.
>>585030713I know. But globally an awakening is taking place and kikeish influence dies near instantly once its source is uprooted so when the solution will be implemented, there won't be THAT much damage to undo in Japan unlike every other civilized country
>>585030995>>585030713>>585029585>>>/pol/Go back
>>585031161>you're not allowed to be miserable on the miserable videogames board go be miserable on the miserable politics boardI shan't and will instead play the game
>>585031301Youre not talking about the game. You're spewing schizo babble some youtuber told you
>your bug wife says her favorite support weapon is the recoilless riflewyd?
>>585031435mating press her instantly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tykf2xYPNdc
>>585031526RAPE THIS DIVER NOW
>>585031376jewtubers would never say things remotely as esoteric and possibly true as those
>>585031376>normgroid thinks any actual schizos have platformsel am ey oh i can see why they call them "cattle"
Will any of the snipers have a suppressor? Suppressors are amazing
>>585031435I let her use it and don my peak physique b-01 and HMG. Good day for slaughtering.
>>585031513you will get bug aids
>>585031831>>585032041Go back
I found a new girlfriend, /hdg/!Say something nice to her!
>>585033026She looks cute
>>585033026Thanks for reminding me that i fumbled my chance at having a Gothic Lolita GF ten years ago.
d10 bots or bugssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241530180429/76561198122378705
>>585024104>year 2186>still drink coffee and tea
for anons who use it: What ammo type and gun have you found works extremely well together?dilligence + thermite on squids is moy bueno
>>585033280liberator and hellbombs
>>585032041You say that and still wake up tomorrow eating slop and living by the rules, how curious...
>>585033261How are these lobbies? I can't think of anything more miserable than playing with the lot that post here
>>585033426recently pretty grim
>>585033426Playing with pubbies is still many times more miserable than playing with pedos and incels here.
>>585033426the general is a latrinelobbies are pretty good but its a dry spell/warbond eve hours
>>5850332612/4
>>585033426wouldn't know i stopped hosting when most "people" here began taking it up the ass for arrowhead regarding all mods
>>585033264Do you have any idea how long humans have been drinking coffee and tea for?
>>585034017why she vomiting yoghurt :(
>>585034182it wasn't pasteurized
>>585034182protein overdose
>>585033426I've stopped playing with the retards here completely ever since I saw them shilling """QoL""" mods, I will never see them the same again, I'm not going to play with a bunch of cheaters, nothing about them are organic since their stats are fake.
>>585033426>being too scared to find out
>Have to dump an entire mag of HMG rounds into a War Strider's hip joint before it goes down>Its two brothers start lumbering towards me immediately afteram I doing something wrong it feels like I'm doing something wrong
>>585034874yes, you're using a mmg against war striderssometimes simply because you can do something doesn't mean it's viable
Anyone actually buying this piece of dropshipped AliExpress shit?
>>585034953I'm AliExpressing more ballistic missiles to Tel Aviv instead
I stopped doing side objectives and I finally realize how theyre just colossal wastes of time.
>>585034953I did but mine look a little different
>>585033261still 2/4 stop shitposting and play the damn game
>>585035184>play the damn gamelol.lmao.
>bot bricksI fucking sleep.
>>585033261lobby canceled holy dead game
>>585034953I just realized the release of this this is next fucking year. How much you want to bet theyre going to do a bethesda and not follow through and do "NO REFUNDS :)"
>>585035476Did a squid masses bricks the other day and holy shit never again, waves were just a handful of voteless and maybe one or two harvesters then three minutes of nothing but waiting around till the next wave drops, 80% of the mission time was just standing around, with no way to speed up the drops. Terrible game mode, complete lie that they "fixed" the downtime and made it harder a patch ago, I remember appropriators bricks being somewhat challenging but mindless squids I refuse to ever play that garbage again.
>>585034874Yes, you are supposed to magdump the 3px weak spot gap on an enemy that loves standing with its lower half diagonally towards you.
>>585007596Need me that light elite shock armor
I have a idea for a new Booster -Priority Comunicationcuts down the calldown of your strategems by 10-15%
>>585038215best I can do is 3%
>>585037701Fuck that noise, give us the Heavy Trooper armor.
>>585038215couple seconds shaved off the call in time is not worth replacing any of the big 4 boosters...
I better see some proof of AMR usage and proficiency before you're approved to redeem the new warbond.
>>585037701AH doesn't have female body models so the KZ2 ESTs were the only option we were gonna get. But that design is still 10/10>>585038798Gotta get his gun too
>>585038803well its still by far better then the 2 EAT call ins we got
Man, Joel is PISSED.
>>585039370four of those are nothing burgers
>>585039370The next big Bug arc will be some bullshit where every world with the new TCS+ will have simultaneously a Bug outbreak of the new Strain and we will lose the whole bugfront again, you know its true
I didn't get the last three warbonds because the underbarrel grenade rifle and siege breaker as a whole were disappointing, should I get any of them?
>>585041812Cadian armor fixed the One-Two. And every warbond released since Killzone has been top tier, if you didn't like it then the problem isn't with the warbond.
>>585041812Not really unless they align with your playstyle
>>585034953I was gonna get the medal but buying a "Swedish" item from Sweden while I too am a Swede in Sweden and paying 20€ in shipping is fucking laughable. Peak consoomerism and I shan't partake.
>>585041812Ironclad is solid, basically a democratic detonation 2.0 bondbut I would maybe wait for the new warbond tomorrow, the snipers look good
why are playing the game why dont shitpost here all day like we do in hdg o algo
>double subfactions added on both the bug and squid front (esker, zea rugosia)>huge column of rape on the bot frontnext campaign is going to be "hold super earth" i fear
did lobbies really get canceled?
squidsisters why wont they dive with us?
>here's how Arrowhead can still win
Just had a 900 kill mission for d10 mindless masses. It's kino now and not boring.
>only 4 planets allowed to be played on bug frongda fuck is gonna happen tomorrow.
>>585046662make a lobby and i will join you
>>585043946>something happeningno chance
Nothing ever happens.
>>584987920Y-you want me to pick sir? Uhmm... t-they're all really p-pretty... I- ah! I-it suddenly got big... uuuu noo! D-don't look big sisters!
>>585025810Endangered? Nonsense. Secured more like!
You break it, you fix it, helldiverboy.
>>585049093
>>585049480spiritual negro image
yfw the modpacalypse starts tomorrow
>>585049838what do you imagine they're going to do? please be as specific and graphic as possible so I can laugh even harder when it doesn't happen
>>585038798someone ported that last month actually, though whether it survives the warbond update is up to swedefuckeryhttps://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/16334
Mods will simply not work. No bans no punishments. Modjeets will an hero anyway.
>>585050145>niggercattle who can't play without Stalwart Ultimatums for even an hour will use canadian healthcare>actual humans who want funny reskins audio and some hud/ui changes will continue to existThank fuck
>>585046662HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE FOR VOTELESSHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE FOR CULTISTS
>>585050145>update breaks modsthat's just your typical swedswine update
Dozo
>>585051236Daijoubu desu.
>Arsenal update quietly adds in the option to remove bloat and spyware toggle.Always a moral obligation to shit on retards doing this. Competition from other mod managers finally making them scared
>SiemnotExplain. Why. Why this particular planet? It doesn't make any sense.There are no SEAF forces here to make any inventive.
I'm not remaking my Audiokinetic account for this shithttps://youtube.com/shorts/yokyp7gtUw0I wanted to replace the Drop Pod music with Legio Symphonica's Space King 5 War World openerAre the audio files that part of the game uses in multiple pieces? At least 2? One for the descent audio and the one that plays right before impact
>>585051608People want to fight the mindless masses. Arrowhead quietly changed the spawnrates to make them more of a challenge.
>>585024683lmao no. Just bring fucking lasers and wave them around, and you get 50+ kills a sweep easily. The people that are getting filtered by mindless masses are just retards that pick weapons that can't actually handle hordes of voteless.
>incel corps have been spotted on vindemitarix primeumm, okay? cool??? we can't fucking go there anyway so why tell us
>>585052586It's basically the factory world where they're made. The dispatch serves as warning that they can attack later.
>>585052737ah, ok
>Wanted to use the M-1000 Emasculator>Log in>Check squiggers>No appropriators>Log out
If any other anons are in need of SC but don't want to fiddle around downloading dolphin porn from sketchy sites or give swedes money.>get SHODAN>get chink arrows for SC>increase oxygenator walk speed passive to desired number>warp pack + muscle enhancement booster>drop into private match>scoop up SC>leave to ship>repeatIncreasing the oxygenator passive movespeed is pretty much built in speedhack.Fun fact that I just found out, the oxygenator passive doesn't affect sprint speed just normal run speed.
>>585054143>the oxygenator passive doesn't affect sprint speed just normal run speed.what? that can't be right, I'm sure I've seen comparisons that say otherwise
>>585051951they did but 10 still overspawns harvesters and fleshieslvl 2-4 is it
>>585054927I have the passive movespeed set to 4x and when I sprint the diver moves at regular speed.Sprinting is completely unaffected when at that setting my diver should be zooming around at the speed of sound when sprinting.
*turns around*Heh what now helldiver?
>>585049093good post anon
post AMR webms to celebrate its life and legacy before its funeral tomorrow
>>585055749uooohhh Hulk heatsink erotic!Bratty hulk in need of double freedom correction!!
>>585055158the slide speed field in oxygenator is actually the sprint speed, for some reason sprint and walk are separate multipliers
>>585055778The new stratagem will be worse than AMRRather tomorrow is where AMRsissies will get their validations
>>585056237That is dumb but good to know.
>>585039370what am I supposed to be looking at? there aren't any defences, these are all just planets open for liberationis it the incineration corp icon on every planet, even non-bot worlds?
>>585055749must've been demoralizing for that SEAF to witness enemies cheating
>>585055778This is how we used to use the AMR to deal with BTs.
tick tock AMRsissies
>>585055778
>bot gf>programmable, but soulless>squid gf>domineering, but little to no sex>bug gf>loyal, but sex means bajillion eggs
>>585060530you already knew who the winner was
>>585060675yeah, bug-chan
>new arsenal update has Search function for mod optionsholy shit nigga finally
>>585060953no need to play coy
>new warbond tomorrow>no hype no talk>no lobbies>last lobby was 5 hours ago and it got cancelled lolthis game is actually dead holy fuck
>lobbies in burgerhours are full of retards, qol'ers, and retarded qolerswhy would I host
>>585061045i'd host but you guys call people who want audio and reskin mods and stuff that lets you steer the fucking hellpod "cheaters" so i'm not inclined toi saw four level 150+ players struggle and drawin the reinforcement budget on squids D6 today
>>585061041Who's this semen demon?
>>585061045>weekday>EU is asleep>Down Under are working>Burgers about to go to sleepWhat is there to hype anyways?Warbond hype was real maybe when the first handful released.I wanted a Solothurn copy since forever and now I'll have it, that is that.
No one talks about the custom galactic war anymore. Why?
>>585049480>>585060675>>585061041Get some new material pedo.Your morbidly obese ameriburger loli-in-denial "bot" is getting old.
Because I am straight, white, and rich.
>>585061376>stuff that lets you steer the hellpoddon't forget boosted magsize and damage for primaries, stick-anywhere strataballs for maximum niggercamping, the lock on stim pistol, and unlimited hoverpack.
>>585061831Not to me
I found a mod that removes durability as a mechanic from the game. It just sets the durable damage of everything to match its base damage. It makes the game less complex and more fun as you can dakka all you want without worrying about minmaxing.
>>585060530bot gf but you program her to be domineering nympho with a artificial womb, simple as
>>585061376i am not even over level 100, i am different
>you can dakka all you want without worrying about minmaxingI already do that without brown mods though
>>585055749I swear playing this game makes me think that the enemies are somehow hooked up to a generational neural network learning system and the way they best figured out how to combat helldivers is to contort themselves like this. Hulks do it, bile titans do it, and harvesters. It's so stupid, but to the machine, it just werks.
>>585061878and I presume you bring these things to public lobbies, seeing as you're so butthurt about them, yes?
>>585061041gooning to this bot until AH implements separate mod lobbies
>>585062789retards from this thread kept joining my lobbies with these on and wouldn't get the hint even after getting kicked
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241554873615/76561198043672518d10, mindless masses
>>585062383funnily enough the only player i've seen hold his own well even as we split up (there was only us two in the lobby att) was level 87put up better numbers than any of the high levels>>585063382until we get dedicated mod/vanilla matchmaking, it'd be best to flag any lobby made here with one or the other
>mfw i improve qol by killing the multiplayer only game
>>585063384TWO OUTTA FOURthat's two outta four that's 2 2 / / 4 4 that's four minus two meaning TWO slots are available yep TWO slots for you to join!!!NOW THREE!!! THREE OUTTA FOUR...
>>585063384full!
I noticed that most every mod makes the game easier and not harder. I find that to be an interesting pattern. Really makes me think...
>>585064126but we NEED d15...
>>585064126So you're saying the game is hard
>>585061045And the blame is entirely Arrowhead's
>>585061518the last time there was any hype, it was for the W40K cross over and it turned to be kinda meh, people haven't recovered from that
>>585064126The playerbase was unironically permanently mind-raped by Alexus.
What am I suppose to do for 11 hours? Sleep?
>>585064126Yeah I know, you've been pointing out how you've been noticing this in every thread
>>585064126Unironically the game is as hard as it can be, which is to say not hard at all, without turning weapons useless.
d10 anhy steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241557369948/76561198066017633
>>5850658692/4
>>5850658693/4
>>5850658694/4
You guys ever notice how Arrowhead never makes "satire" of leftist policies or events?
>>585067459because they're never COOL and BADASS as right wingers
>>585064126to be fair, the decrepit Stingray engine has some hard cap at just over 100 active units if you try to go the other wayshit's why launch had far units despawning and dropping just meters from players, why they favored heavy spam before reddit complained, and why splitting up defeats the whole single instance reinforcement systemthey should just swallow their surstromming and put up a bounty for modders to fix it
>>585067459That's because leftism is a joke in itself.
>>585061045I'm at the point I don't care about the next shitty warbond. I want new map designs and missions that are actually interesting. AH won't do this if course so I'm about done.
>>585063384what in the world happened? i went to take a pee and it all came tumbing down
>>585064126I remember the days when Gunships were demonspawn incarnate, Devastators were actually threatening, Bile Titans made people shit their pants, and Factory Striders caused players to throw every red stratagem they had in its general direction and pray.
>>585049480you are a nigger if you find this hot btw
>>585068265no clue, we finished mission 2 though
>>585068859well we wonI sleep anonsgg
>>585067459Or course not. You think Paris and Milan burning to the ground is something Sweden's future engineers and doctors want to be informed about?
they're adding bug snipers tomorrow
>>585071143imagine if fucking bugs of all factions got snipers before bots or squids did....though they do need more ranged units
>>585049480Bot would be more attractive with more even proportions desu I hope the apex is fun !
Sniper bugs owe me sex.
>>585068672>gunships were demonspawn incarnateStill are, I wish I played the neutered game you are playing because those fuckers hit 70% of their shots on me.>devastators were actually threateningHeavy devastators still have the "fun detected" switch, where they aimbot your head perfectly. Not to mention the funny fire shotgun that oneshots even heavy armor.>bile titans made people shit their pantsNever happened, titans were just AT check.>factory striders caused players to throw every red stratagem and prayNever happened. Dogs are as threatening as they were.
You know it is american hours when the plapjaks start posting.
So is it dropping with the regular daily reset in ~5 hours or is it actually midday tomorrow
Adaptive Camo update is pretty cool!
>>585073729Update likely drops in 6-10 hours.Worry not, burgerfriend, once you finish at your McJob you can join us europeans having fun.
>>585071552not my fufu
>>585072497You are easily detected as being too new to have been pressed by Attack on Bile Titan with launch day arsenals.
>>585074259Whatever you say, lad.
>>585071552>>585074001Passionate sex with this female of legal adult age
>>585074997Catgirls are just a gateway drug to furry.
>>585076000I have been into cat girls since Aisha Clanclan and have zero interest beyond ears+tail and nyas. Piss off tosserflop mcwindsniffer.
>>5850760001,2,3,4 and 5 here
>>585076309You are attracted to non human animal parts, sorry that facing the truth upsets you.
>>585076636The ears and tail are cute and unless you're into wired shit you're not ducking either. I repeat. Piss off tosserflop mcwindsniffer.
>>585074579My bad, man.
>>585077786No worries, mate.
D10 Botssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241567914934/76561198031332870
nah bro actually made a lobby during peak dead hours lmao
>>585078138>peak dead hoursanon that's not for another 3 hours
>>585078138>>585078239new content soon, it will be peak /hdg/ revival hours.patience zoom-zooms.
>>585077316Did you have a stroke or is this some furry jargon?
>>585078138Yeah, get on and play
>>585076000For me, 3 & 4 because both are guaranteed to be less retarded and lower maint than modern women.
>>585051236>look up replica for Plasma Punisher (my beloved)>over $500
>>585077851Full
Let's be honest: how bad is the warbond going to be tomorrow?
>>585078515No it isn't
>>585076000nice tripsalso 1,2,3,4
>>585078616>tomorrowretard-kun
>>585078616It's coming out today, did you sleep through a whole day?
>>585078760>>585078790be patient he's a burger
>>585078839I like burgers :)
Burgers are asleep ahmed.
>>585076000oh no?!
>>5850778512/4
>>585076000I rape these
>>585078760>>585078790It's still today until i go to bed and since I'm still awake it's still today.
>>585076000>>585079332I only rape 1 to 4.5 is a literal animal man...
>8 hours Oh hell yeah a sniper warb-
>>585078461Cheaper to build a working one in your garage unironically
I am starting to miss him...
t. you know who
>>585080449Don't worry, i know how to call him.
>>585078616Slow fire rate weapons are pretty dogshit without good AoE
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/713415392836453548
>>585082247>Transitioning
>>585082247>Where we need to improve is how we protect players against modifications that create unfair advantages or negatively impact others, which goes beyond software manipulation to tamper with our game. >our gameLMAO THEY THINK IT'S THEIR GAME. THE FUCKING SECOND YOU SOLD IT IT TO US IT STOPPED BEING YOUR GAME, SWIGGERS. YOU ARE JUST THE JANNIES. THE CUSTODIANS.
I'm guessing True Grit passive won't be useful with the Apex when using solo, assuming the crank is tied with fire rate and not reload speed>>585082247Oh damn, they are doing something about it. Guess I'll have to turn off my cosmetic mods for now and wait for updates.
>>585082247Claude, hack Helldiver 2's EAC with no mistakes, and increase the size of the Shipmaster's breasts.
>>585082247Lmao. Coming from Space Marine 2, this is easy as fuck to get around.
>>585082247My experience with EAC and Elden Ring has me doubting the efficacy of this solution. Then again, Fromsoft are notorious for being absolutely abysmal at netcoding for their games. Not that it'll affect me, since I'm literally the only console player in this general.
>mods deadgoodbye balancing and goodbye equipment that is back to being shit Ill miss using you
>Fog back.>Stratagem bouncing back.>Inability to steer hellpods back.Alright, swiggers.
>>585081764hopefully the new snipers will let AMRxisters regain some lost izzat...
>>585082247But, why? Outside of forums shitposting about it I have never actually seen a hacker.
>>585082247In theory this is actually less of a pain than GameGuard, less kernel level shit, right?
>>585082714I sometimes play on the peak of chink activity.They always cheat, not even subtly either.
>>585082714I literally encountered a pub host last week that turned Surplus EAT into an infinite free EAT booster that only worked for themselves and nobody else.
>>585082767anon...easy anticheat is literally THE chinese kernel level invasion malware type of shit...
Apparently there's some SC cheat table dropper sscript thing that redditors are going wacky about does anyone here have something? I tried a mod version that stopped working after I used it once
>>585082871didnt fuckin epic make it hence them trying to linux it now
>>585082625>Inability to dive in ankle deep water back.>Invisible corpses back.>Turret AI that goes out of its way to kill you back.
Will voiceover mods gets affected? There goes my rising storm voiceover...Feels like I'm the only one in the general who only uses voice mods and nothing elseGood job assholes
>>585082871Everything I'm looking up on some quick google brings up that while GameGuard's been around longer, Easy Anti Cheat is simply better and more stable. They're both kernel level bullshit, but losing GG should be theoretically less overhang on people with shittier comps, though it's still not great anyway.
>>585082247I'll be upset if I lose my FPV mod, but otherwise I don't really care about any of the fancy new mods that have come out. Hopefully this only dunks on actual cheaters that just want D10 to feel like D1.
Y'all ever play Babysitting Cream? I wonder what the dev is up to recently
>>585082247HOLY FUCK, CHEATJEETS ON SUICIDE WATCH, GUCCI SLIPPERS YOU GOTTA SEE THIS, WE DID IT!
cheatjeet melta inbound
>>585082247ehh, modders will still be able to mod shit like today, they just have to figure it out and with how rampant the new AI model is, its gonna be quick.Also, Judging by how badly they fucked up the upscalers update, if i were you, I WOULD NOT LAUNCH THIS GAME WHEN EAC UPDATE IS OUT ON THE FIRST DAYS. its kernel level shit and IT CAN fuck up your pc if implemented wrong.
Oh shit, I gotta purge all the mods and delete Arsenal ASAP
VanillaGODS, how we feeling knowing we are literally not affected at all, not even a little bit by this update?Billions of jeets seething and we just literally playing the game like we always had.
>>585083207>melty mines
>>585083129>Hopefully this only dunks on actual cheaters that just want D10 to feel like D1.This also dunks on those that make D10 into D13 since the base is the same.
>>585083273Maybe not, people editing stalwarts to fire RR rockets is probably a lot easier to detect than increased spawns.
>>585083258enjoying my video game same as I have been. I love bringing subpar gear and making it work anyway
Noooooo, my *zzat!
kek holy shit it's actually happening!Trannies on suicide watch. 91% incoming.
>no option to disable it and play with progression turned off
>>585083392I love bringing my RR so other anons can bring subpar gear and make it work anyway (I am autistic and hate trying new support weapons).
ohdough cheatjeet status?
so when is the warbond dropping exactly? It's already the 20th here
ah, easy enough to purge my mods in arsenal->have a reshade installed for toggling various things like capes, bloom, fogOH FUCK
>>585082247KINO WARNINGKINO WARNING
>>585083473about 5 and half hours
>>585083258Literally unaffected except for this >>585083238, I hope it doesn't mess up my PC since it's already at its end of life in terms of hardware generation.>>585083354Both mods can be used to make the game easier though, no? You can make spawn rates x10 or x0, so it affects both ways. Wouldn't know what that mod is but I remember seeing it around in this general.
>>5850834739 hours
>>585083460He's going to shit out a melty video soon
>>585083450>>no option to disable itEAC is one of the easiest anti-cheats to get around, its a total joke. >>585083473About 6-7 hours
>>585082625>>Fog back.fogless sissies suicide watch...
>>585083720If you don't see atleast 4 crushers in this picture then you are either legally blind or have less than 10 gameplay hours.Its not that hard.Or is /hdg/ filled with uncs that have bad vision and don't have the mental capacity to recognize enemies from silhouettes?
The fixes for hellpod steering and improvements to stratagem bouncing are in the patch notestrust the plan
>>585083720What kind of language is that you swedish piece of shit
patch notes video will just have those 2 swede guys rubbing their asses with the patch notestrust the plan
>>585083258Great
>>585084041that's not Swedish, Mac,that's Norwegian
>>585082879Here you go bwohttps://gofile.io/d/yHKvqGMo
the game will be alive once again.the increased player numbers will speak for themselves.trust the plan
Well...well..wel... ModTrannies. We warned you about this day. But you didn't listen not one bit now look who is laughing HAHAHAHAHA Literally cucked fr fr BLACKED NIGGERS HAHAHAHA Stay Mad
Can't wait for the chinks review bomb
>>585082879if the mod version's the one i'm thinking of where it replaces the supply pod boxes with credits, it relies on using hotkeys to trigger a limit bypass and you basically have to press whatever the hotkey is (f9-f11 or something by default) and then pick up everything in a five second window before it resets, and even then maybe only two or three of those pickups will work per cycle and you're subject to whatever you've set resupply cooldown to as well as the inherent resupply call-in time, so at least ten seconds between pods or more which is all probably way slower than whatever the other method is, but still probably inherently faster than farming d2-d3 with cheat arrows and oxygenator
>>585084482I can't believe it took me a whole minute to realise that the joke here is Hitler and Anne Frank...
>>585082247gulp
haven't we known they were switching to EAC for months now?this is news to the cattle but i feel like mod creators and users that keep up with leaks knew
>>585084515Yeah but like it worked fine when I did it the first time and then it never spawned the SC again it was just a regular resupply
>>585084737the modders know of course and im sure they already have plans on how to mod under EAC. also yes, it was announced a few months back, i just find it funny they prioritize this instead of """"fixing""""" i say fixing because they fucked this up themselves on purpose stratagem bouncing and hellpod steering.
>>585084238>https://gofile.io/d/yHKvqGMoemwellem thats great but i cant bypass gameguard
>>585084936It already can bypass GGI used to it passively get exp, medals, and SC from the ship bridge
>>585084737really it's kind of business as usual with wondering whether this update means the traditional cosmetics have to be repatched or not, just with an anticheat swap that may or may not actually do anything on top of it that will probably be circumvented assuming that it even does anything
>>585082564>coming from space marine 2, where the game is in offline mode if they detect any mod with no workaroundhelldivers is fucked
FYI their grandstanding blog post about solving SC cheats and hearing ""our"" feedback for it was just limiting SC gain to 3k per hour. This is going to fail spectacularly
>saar they're having fun with mods, maybe we should take some notes saar and buff the maxigun>no saar switching to EAC is the best solution saarkill swedes
Shillfilla already having a melty
>>585082247MASSIVE NEWS FOR THE UNEMPLOYED
>>585084482>self snitching yourself as a cheater by review bombingYes, I expected no less from retarded chinks
>>585085013They have a financial incentive to make it work. In other games hacking it means doing the same moves but at 10x damage dealt and 0x damage received, or just solving the level without lifting a finger. It is just as disruptive or even more so than HD2 mods but is something that eventually peters out because the cheaters are not doing anything they can't normally do. In this game the cheatmods go as far as kitbashing together equipment that doesn't exist or even new gameplay that is nowhere near anything that was intended (ie flyable Eagle mods). These things are what they sell as their business model and so they *cannot* allow it to continue. It will be solved one way or another, by themselves or outsourced.
>>585082247>>585083258uhh... still works on my machine
>>585085650Its not even updated right now retard
>>585083258>we are literally not affected at allenjoy 10-20 FPS penalty, developer cum-guzzling catfaggot
>>585085650Idiot the update is in like 3 hours
So no more war bonds until next year?
>>585082247Will we get an increase in fps because the fucking game guard won't load cpu?
>>585085715>>585085784fuck nevermind see you in 3 hours
>>585085852Roadmap is just them putting in their normal schedule to hype up retards that don't notice. Warbond schedule never changes
>>585082247noticing how they say "gameplay alterind mods" so that include the leveller with 99 ammo as well as bingus vanilla pack with QoL lmao they're really peeved about that
OhDough status?Thiccfilla status?India status?
>there are the people arrowhead trusts moderating their discord
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241575778688/76561199108851031d10 whatevs
>>585086003these* FUCK its over
Why the fuck have we been getting so many laser weapons? What ever happened to plasma weapons? The last one we got was the epoch.
>we want you to stop playing helldivers 2we want you to stop playing helldivers 2>we want you to stop playing helldivers 2we want you to stop playing helldivers 2>we want you to stop playing helldivers 2we want you to stop playing helldivers 2
>anticheat change>already cheated 2 millions SC and they can't ban peoplelmao gg swiggers
>Will be enjoying my Solothurn anti tank rifle while jeets crying in the background because they're no longer able to farm izzat by using cheatsWhat a glorious fucking day, based Arrowhead
>>585086027full
>I know this is the 5th time we change stuff to stop cheaters, but surely this time it'll work!>Oh we still don't have any way to ban players btw.
>>585082564SM2 is a special case becauss they went out of their way to take mods into account and as the other anon pointed out, it will go offline if it detects a mod.You can use a workaround to disable EAC and, for instance, use fucking Cheat Engine to give yourself all resources and achievments permanently, but if you try to play with anyone it won't work because there is a separate check on server validation. I think you can use a private server but Helldivers ain't got that.Of course even that is possible to fuck with, but as far as I'm concerned, if this will even change anything, it will maks it easier to actually cheat but mods will suffer.
>>585086148*cheaters will no longer infest the game and stop playingHow is this a bad thing exactly?
i can't believe the swiggers actually did it
suddenly reminded of Sseth.It's called easy anti cheat because it's easy to turn off.Since they can't ban people I'd give it a week before it's thrown in the garbage or private EACless lobbies pops up
when warbond
why would anticheat affect modding theyre mods not cheats
>go from some dogshit noname korean rootkit anticheat to some popular dogshit chinese rootkit anticheat that is even easier to bypassThe swedes are genuinely retarded, i give it 3 days max before a bypass is found
>>585086289Isn't the custom galactic war a private server?
>>585086280doesn't EAC perform auto bans?
>he NEEEEDS an anticheat bypass to play the game(You) are not welcome in my lobby.
>>585086449and those three days will have the best lobbies this thread has had since cheatjeets started shitting the game up
>>585086468It's not an official private server.
>>585086468I think the way it works is it uses official servers, but only matchmakes with other galactic war players.
I remember when I was unable to play any EAC game for almost a year with no way to know why, even clean system reinstall didn't work and support never answered.It was a good detox from War Thunder though.
Bingus was right to have the foresight to add a version checker to his mods.I wonder how long it'll take him to bypass EAC since it's fucking shit.
>>585074579and 1 month later they got nerfed. how quickly did you start doing D9's?also, the RR had already been buffed to get more ammo back on resupply, have better angled penetration, and got its animation skip reload tech before you started
I wouldn't play for like 2 weeks until the first wave of "accidental" bans pass
are people really expecting Arrowhead out of all people to cleanly implement an anticheat? Come on now
>>585086541>and those three days will have the best lobbi-No they won't, that was me being generousIf i was realistic i'd tell you a bypass would be created within 5 hours of the update because that's how dogshit EAC isClientside mods will struggle because the modders are giant pussies and won't make said bypass a hard requirement for their mods
>>585086779nt but War Thunder uses Battleye
I stopped playing since they added the sandworms. Did they fix startagem bouncing?
>>585074579>>585086885oh yeah... and this little thingsorry pal, but you really didn't experience the tidal waves of launch bile titans
>>5850864295 hours >>585086779Did you buy your little baby boy computer innards secondhand from a gamer? They can ban physical components so even if you put it into a different computer it'd still be banned
>>585084997yeah i tried this in the past it wyont wyork
Just a reminder to not engage with the "cheatjeet" spammer. It's just one autist talking to themselves
>>585087109ok yuno
>>585085024>>585086289Uh newfriends, you can play online with EAC disabled.
>>585086476I don't think that's how EAC works.
>>585087272poortugese retard's greatest ruse yet
Are you happy? The task force dedicated to fix the stratagem bouncing bug had to work eeally hard to stop you from removing the stratagem bouncing issues!
>>585087109I don't care about your local schizoI saw the news, read it, laughed and did a health check on your addicted ass troglodyke denGame will remain uninstalled for as long as the swedes are in charge as far as i'm concerned, you chose to stay
>>585087317>want to play space marine 2 with the simple armor and heraldry unlocker mod>game goes into offline modetell me how to fix this please or no post ty
We got leaks again?
>>585084871You know goddamn well that that's just an excuse, if they're going to be capable of "fixing" stratagem bouncing and hellpod steering, they're absolutely not going to stop there, and end up in the exact same place we are right now with Stalwarts firing Leveller shells.
>>585087590You go to the cheat engine forums, and download the EAC replacement .exe and put it in your folder. You then press the 'unlock everything' button on cheat engine. Or use any of the infinite god mode bullshit cheats you want online.
>>585087272Keep in mind this was on youtube too. He couldve just ran the video back and started recording after he went full screen to hide his username but I guess the scent of the izzat was too much.
>>585087676ty. i dont care for god mode bullshit cheats i just want to look cool
>>585087639It's a slippery slop and these last few weeks just proved it.
>>585087075>little baby boy computer innardsI will let you know my computer is a big boy computer and I loosely arranged the wiring into a swastika myself, thank you very much.It crossed my mind at the time but I've bought new from retailer so unless they fucked around it shouldn't be that and the error message was different IIRC. Also, after aforementioned almost a year I checked again and it randomly worked no problem, so I never got closure on what was up with that.>>585087000As of like 2025. The game is much older than that.
>cheaters banned>general has a meltyHmmm...
I just want to not ragdoll from the slightest breeze from bots and to not be locked down with the Maxigun
>>585085575To be fair to them, EAC is finicky and can frequently find false positives. When the Elden Ring DLC was first released, virtually all of China couldn't play it because something or other got flagged as a cheat even when absolutely no cheats were being used.
>>585087712I remember that roght after he was shat on, he changed his profile pic and started saying it's a falseflag by the jeets.Truly the brightest mind of a generation lmao
>>585087840everyone in here has engaged in sc farming atleast ONCE. some people are outright annoyed that mods are getting fucked with while others are putting on a holier-than-thou attitude when they wouldn't say no to another 5 million SC falling in their lap.
>>585087880I want to hop down a 3 foot ledge without breaking my knees
>>585087881>because something or other got flagged as a cheatI can believe that.
>get shat on by vibemodded QoL>have a melty over it and accelerate EAC deployment>EAC is so bad it got bypassed in 45 minutes>most games that uses it still have a rampant cheating problem>gets fucked on all side because that decision feel like a dev melty AND it's going to get bypassed in a matter of days>STILL can't ban peopleit's like a great big soup of retardation how can you stack stupid decisions over stupid decisions
>>585087881>EAC is finicky and can frequently find false positives>virtually all of China couldn't play>because something or other got flagged as a cheat>all of China couldn't play>because something or other got flagged as a cheat>EAC is finicky and can frequently find false positives
>>585088029Divers all confirmed older than 30
>>585087880I just want to not play with cheaters.
>>585087881>chinese players were cheating en masse, as they do in any game with even a hint of pvp>blame the anticheat for this
Wtf is wrong with this thordan guyEvery video is just lies and bullshit and titles that have nothing to do with the video
>>585088279first day on the internet?
>>585087948I never cheated in SC farming. But I did download mods to de-swedify the game.
>>585087881>virtually all of China couldn't play it because something or other got flagged as a cheat even when absolutely no cheats were being used.And only Chinese players got flagged? Curious. Very curious. One could even think that many false positives in a community internationally infamous for cheating their asses off would be impossible...
>>585088325
>mfw 200k SCtoo little too late faggots
All I use are just armor replacement mods so I think I'll be fine
>Chinks are still gonna cheat no matter what anti-cheat you deploy I would prefer a proper lobby management
>>585087948>everyone in here has engaged in sc farming atleast ONCEyou don't speak for me
>before anti cheat>HAHA I'm gonna use it, fuck swiggers gonna do?>after anti cheat>It's the uh.. le chinese
>>585088682>expecting qol from AHmy friend you will eat the 1000 SC warbond with old bugs being reintroduced each patches and YOU WILL LIKE IT
The patch isn't even out yet and the review bombing has already begun
cheatjeet melta fr
>>585088902>EAC implemented>review bomb ensuesdamn, what other game did that recently?and not so recently?I wonder what was the leading nationality behind the reviews...
>see your game being dragged from an early grave>do everything your power to accelerate it further into itThe War Thunder comparisons just keep getting more and more poignant.
>>585088902You weren't kidding
it's always funny to see companies that approach to people not wanting to deal with their retardation'member adblock? despite being used by fewer than 10% of all web users google want to kill it'member vanced? same shitI've only came across few modders over the last weeks and the one I did only used the vanilla pack
Jeetdough status?Jeetfilla status?
>>585089246The more you understand that companies execs are literal subhumans that do not live the same way everyone else does, the more it makes sense. Seriously, read the leaked Sony emails just to see how these retarded suits think
>Even shittier rootkit being added>Mods acked>Last bond for the whole year (and probably few months after)It's over for real this time.
>>585089217>REE FIX STRATAGEM BALL BOUNCING NOT MODS. NEGATIVE REVIEW>arrowhead fixes stratagem ball bouncing in the patch in 47 minutesyou think if that happens any of these retards will roll back their negative review?
>0 rate upJowari da
Maybe if the goddamn niggers didn't join public lobbies with their dogwater ""QoL"" and """"balance"""" mods we wouldn't be having this issue.
>>585089405>add rotatable turrets to tanksnah kek
>>585089398hello chibber
>>585089304Melta melty
>>585089452thisevery fucking time>release a public cheat menu >anons go on an epic crusade>anons go to reddit and invite people to /hdg/ so they can get SC>menu killed not two weeks later
>>585089405>if that happenslol
>>585089452Didn’t encounter a single one or their effect was so minimal that I didn’t see a difference
The only mod I use is Insurgency sandstorm voice over so as long as it works, I don't really give a shit about the changes.Game's already easy enough.
Im dubious about how effective EAC will be. In Elden Ring you just run an executable to disable it before you open the game.
>>585089591We know, this is the third time you told us.
>>585089520can't believe I agree with a twitter user
>Made a report about cheating to AH support>Used copypastas from /vg/ to show evidence>Then all this anti-cheater stuff started not even a month later I caused all your pain AMA
all i know is i couldn't give less of a shit about cheats/anticheats and mods now that i made out like a bandit>t. 45k Super Credits>all weapons maxed so I play for fun>AH isn't touching cosmetic/UI mods
>>585087881>When the Elden Ring DLC was first released, virtually all of China couldn't play it
Only thing I see this new "transition" (funny tranny joke here) to EAC doing is fucking over modding while leaving literally every Cheat Engine shit alone. Which means they will accomplish nothing in regards to preventing infinite orbital barrages and SC spawning (if these were their goals).
>>585089405>"arrowhead fixes stratagem ball bouncing in the patch in 47 minutes">Still believes in Arrowhead will come through for us Ever
>Ran out of SC>Had to make ANOTHER $150 13,000SC purchase Sigh. I've spent $700 on Helldivers and it still doesn't fill the hole where the APC should be.
>>585089731>Arrowhead is retardedbusiness as usual Mika
>hah! now you'll have to deal with swigger sodomy too! I consider you subhuman for trying to drag me to your swedish shit eating level.
>>585089405>If
I'll miss you, first person mode.
>>585090090I didn't have time to play with it - was it as cool as everyone described it?
>>585089405>fix stratagem bouncing>not hellpod stiring, enemy corpse blocking the way, bile titans bodies' catapulting toward you at mach fuckI don't think it'll happen but by God if they do and they make it a big blogspot about how hard they've worked to fix what THEY introduced I'll die laughing
>can't use mods until updated (if they update at all), so just turn them off for now>have new warbond to try out anyway>if new warbond good, it'll fill the hole of mods for the time being>if new warbond bad, close the game and wait until mods get updated>if the good mods can't be used, too bad, back to not playing the game until something changesIt's as simple as that, if you ask me.
>>585089821based imagine how much content we would have gotten if everyone bought their SC
>>585090152Fuck all because AH isn't even working on HD2, they're working on their standalone game.
>Bingus coming back hours later after the patch with the new bingus loader just to dab on the sweds
>>585090152They need more?
>>585090106Ehh. You're more accurate by nature of having a better idea of where the gun is pointing ahead of you, and once backwards movement got added it actually felt pretty good to use, but all the animations and functions still felt made for third person so it wasn't exactly perfect. Still a fun way to change things up for how you play, kinda started feeling like I was playing a sci-fi Ghost Recon after a bit.
>>585086027ggs, no more fun allowed ever again thanks to sweden
Ew the guy that voiced Freeza in DBZA is a tranny now
>>585090090make the last d13 lobby before its too late>>585090205>gib me content for freedumb NIGGER>>585090225they deserve more
>>585089405>ifThey won't, cocksucker
>>585090314>gib me content for freeWhere did I say this?
>>585090290>dude who voiced an alien wearing lipstick with the fruitest of body language is a tranny
>>585086027ggz frens, crashing these mods, with no survivors
glad you cheating fucks are getting sent flyingtired of the galactic war being unfair
>>585090314>gib content for freeI paid $40 dollars for the game so yeah
>>585090551
>>585090551people don't cheat the goals that much compared to how much drama you all make about it. devs "cheat" the resistance ratings or throw distraction secondaries to fuck everything up far more.
>>585086027GGs
>>585090551>unfairI didn't think it was fair when they asked for a billion shredder tanks when tanks barely spawned more than 5 per missionor a million Squid operations.
Removing mods is something Griffith would do after losing a 1v1 to Guts
as long as the game is a mixed ecosystem with no way to distinguish or separate modded lobbies from unmodded lobbies, or ways to prevent mod using players from joining unmodded lobbies, arrowhead is entirely justified in taking steps to make sure that gameplay changing mods are not easily implemented.
>>585090878this desu
>>585090878Should have a server browser like DRG (I think I saw a mod that does this), but that's too much to ask for swiggers.
>>585090878bold of you to assume Arrowhead is competent enough to split modded versus vanilla lobbies let alone implement this joke of an anticheat correctly
>>585091072>let alone implement this joke of an anticheat correctlyhandled by nixxesthey're sony's own kill team
>>585091072stop posting Trickcal sluts I just woke up.
>>585091072Fatshark did it.and they are swedes too.
>>585091151my bad g here give uppies to your daughter>>585091143which doesn't change the poor performance of EAC but I agree that we'll have to wait and see
its up
>>585091381>which doesn't change the poor performance of EAC but I agree that we'll have to wait and seeunironically runs better than GGnot a big improvement but no reason to doompost about it
>>585091419ip grabber dont believe him
Wow the sniper weapons give away your position immediately even in light stealth armor. 10/10 design, swedes
https://steamcommunity.com/app/553850/eventcomments/573804280379734675/>PATCH NOTES>PATCH NOTES
>>585091143Nixxes fucked up DLSS despite being hired to do it.
>>585091435>runs better than GGwasn't talking about performance more about how easy it is to bypassbut yeah GG is bottom bin I remember it being used for Combat Arms and S4 League waaaaay back then and it already was a giant joke
>>585091517>maxigun changes>its not heavy armor pen stillim ok thanks tho
>>585091674>muh heaby penmoron
>>585091520no, nixxes prepd it right, arrowhead fumbled at the terminal
>>585091717faggot
>Shitters will start using MY Halo shotty nowGrim.
Bengali, Devnagri, Thai brows we won
>>585091517>buff most of the halo and killzone guns>but the shotgun will still fail as a light pen shotgun despite the absurd damage and durable damage>and most of the changes are almost entirely to handling besides a mag buff for the killzone rifle>and they lessened stagger on the plasma accelerator to avoid missing weak points as often while buffing reload speedsthoughts?
if you STILL complain about not being able to move with the maxigun you are certified grade A fucking whining baby retardzero delay after firing means you can dive instantly out of firing it, which is what anyone who wants to move while firing it actually wants
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241582398159/76561198066017633
>>585091517>no fixes from vanillapackSO THEY COULDN'T EVEN SCORE THE EASIEST WINalso>the accelerator rifle identity is goodsaid no one ever
so are the scriptfag mods working oooorrrrrr
>breaker buffwoohoo
>>585091858>>the accelerator rifle identity is good>said no one everthis guy doesn't know that the accelerator rifle is the single best dedicated anti-heavy primary in the arsenal
>>585091517EAGLE GAS STRIKE DEMO FORCE HAS BEEN NERFEDIT IS FUCKING OVER
>>585091848game crashed
hooooooly maxigun changes. you can stunlock warriors now, devastatorswell it also means heavy devs wil FUCKING SUCK to fight with it now ffs
>>585024104Is scope of authority out? There is a patch and I am 20% done downloading
>Orbital Airburst Strike finally gets noticed>smaller spread and -10s cooldown
>>585091517Wow it’s fucking nothing and all my QOL mods are gone just as I expected
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241582707968/76561198066017633
Non-script mods status? I guess people will have to spend the day poking at EAC to figure out the deal?
>>585092043shoot the leg, friend
is warbond already available?honestly I don't even want to use it that much for now but still
>>585092054Like an hour or two
thanks sweden i cant even start the game anymore LMAO
>>5850920542pm swede time3 hours
>>585092167slower than headshotting previously and still awkward
>>585087097Sounds like literacy issue
>>585092130>>5850918483/4
Aw man they glued my head back on
>>585091928put it on single fire and it'll be
I WANT MY LASER BARRETTWHERE'S MY FUCKING LASER BARRETT ARROWHEAD
>>585092170How many times must this be told on a warbond patch day, the warbond almost always comes out a few hours after the patch check in like 3 hours
>>585092326why? it's 5 out of 6 shots from 2 bursts to kill. the burst fire helps since the in-burst rate of fire is so high
>>5850921303/4
>>585092326lets make it into another plasma rifle...
>>585092379When they come up with a set time to release them 100% of the time then people will stop asking
>>585091517Only AH would make patch note feels like excusesThat if they didn't explain their dogshit retarded changes people would riot (rightly so)
Why the fuck isn't the game starting? I've never modded anything.
>>585091841ill just bypass EAC and keep using my maxigun mod, how about that you nigger?
>>585091517Was confused as fuck reading "heavy mounted flamethrowers damage" under the Orbital Airburst in their discord patch notes channel thank fuck for proper formatting in the Steam one
>>585092215How do you know this? Did the swedes say the exact time somewhere?
>>585092634I think I'll have sex with fufu instead of playing hd2
>>585092683because that's how it is every single timepatch 11 amwarbond 2 pmpotential trailers 2/3pmwith VERY few exceptions like the squid drop
>>585092683that's how all of these patches work
THESE FUCKING SNOW NIGGERSMY GAME IS BONE STOCK AND THIS SHIT DOESN'T START FOR SOME REASON ONLY A SWEDE SHIT UNDERSTANDS
>>585092609>anticheat so good regular players can't boot the game anymoresasuga arrowhead sama
>new biome for this update in the roadmap>MO is all planets we’ve been to beforeWhere’s the biome?
>>5850921303/4 NIGGAS
>>585092634ill just rape you're anime waifu and impregnate her, how about that you nigger?
>time to see how computers brick over a kernel level anticheat because AH cant do anything right
>>585091517>warbond "improvements">Halo shotgun gets more damage>everything else is a nothingburgerJust give them weapon mods, for fuck's sake. Worst you have to do is make new custom models for the attachments, which should be easy enough. If the StA-52 has an underbarrel option it would instantly shoot up in use.>Sickle mag size increased from 86 to 105Yawn. When are we getting heatsink options?>AP2 shotguns get more damageMore boring shit. I don't think a 20% damage increase for the Spray&Pray is going to save it, it's still a worthless piece of shit. The Punisher was perfectly fine as it was, 35 stagger force that stops everything in its tracks is quite valuable.>Maxigun allows movement immediately after ceasing fireNice change, but still, just give us a goddamn firerate selector and let us slow-walk at the lowest RPM setting.>Orbital Airburst radiusJust put the Super Destroyers back in the middle of the map. I don't know why this change was made in the first place, it makes perfect sense that they would be right on top of the operations area.So, when/where is this new enemy type and galactic event supposed to be? Or is it going to be pushed into November?
>Game boots just fine>Rouge mod still worksYup. It's Helldivin' time.
Yeah, I think I'll stay away a bit from the game for nowDo report on the thread though!
Kill swiggers. Behead swiggers. Roundhouse kick a swigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a swigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy swedes. Defecate in a swiggers food. Launch swiggers into the sun. Stir fry swiggers in a wok. Toss swiggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a swiggers gas tank. Judo throw swiggers into a wood chipper. Twist swiggers heads off. Report swiggers to the IRS. Karate chop swiggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black swiggers. Trap swiggers in quicksand. Crush swiggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy swiggers in a vat of acid. Eat swiggers. Dissect swiggers. Exterminate swiggers in the gas chamber. Stomp swigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate swiggers in the oven. Lobotomize swiggers. Mandatory abortions for swiggers. Grind swigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown swiggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize swiggers with a ray gun. Kick old swiggers down the stairs. Feed swiggers to alligators. Slice swiggers with a katana.
So where's the AMR reticle that was promised to me 3000 years ago.
>>585091517aggressively AI genned patch notes
>>585092510still 3/4 dropping on spore bugs with dragon roach get in here
>>5850921303/4 DEPLOYING THE BAIT ATTENTION DEPLOYING LUST PROOVIKJG IMEEJI
>>585092901
>>585092901why she look pregnantalso good news for abdosisters too, all shit still works!
>>585091143>handled by nixxes, sony's killteamoooh they're Sony's killteam alrightso good they killed the game and it can't boot anymore
>>585093051>so good they killed the game and it can't boot anymoreworks on my machinedisable your script mods lol
Posting from my phone, I cannot boot into windows itself since I updated the game. How the fuck do I tell what's been changed?
>purge mods>verify files>still no launchswiggers have outdone themselves again, brilliant timing on this right before the update
>>585093007Real shit... because what the fuck even is this "bug fix"? What was the bug?
>>585092885Yeah I thought I was the only one who thought the balance changes were literal nothingburgers, except maxigun allowing movement.yawn.
>>585093029i give it a week max until they figure out how to make it back into the game, EAC is a complete joke
>sickle buffed
>>585093029total cheatjeet death
>SPORE BUGS OPEN>WITH DRAGON ROACHES
>>585093072i'm a vanilla player retard and it seems i'm not the only one having issues
>4 days to liberate two 3% decay planets and one 5% decayAh I see it's time for impossible MO again
>>585093183reshade?
>all cheatjeets ITT crying and shitting their pants that the game doesn't start>hd2 modding discord confirmed that the game doesn't start if you are using scriptsI am enabling my pattern recognition receptors.
warbond when
warbond doko
>>585092885just padding for the patch>See guys?! we DO work on our game, we changed like 10 values on gun barely anyone uses!
>>5850921304/4
>>585092885>Just give them weapon mods, for fuck's sakethey legally can't>Just put the Super Destroyers back in the middle of the map. I don't know why this change was made in the first placemega cities
>>585091517CPU OptimizationsImproved multithreaded performance for smoother frame pacing and better frame times, particularly on lower core-count CPUs and Xbox Series S.Reduced stuttering during intense combat scenes by optimizing how particle effects are processed.General improvements to level loading responsiveness.[PC] Reduced hitching caused by shader compilation.Looks like a good one.
>>585093264>>585093256KYS
>AI coding is getting better and better>Suddenly a trillion bugs are fixed
why add splash screens after two years
>>585093206pure french vanilla installi'll just wait for the hotfix it's fine
>>585093184>he thinks they are going to remain at high decay ratehow new are you? these kinds of liberation targets always drop decay rate as time goes on
>>585093180It's literally easy mode with the spore BT replaced
>>585093356try restarting your pc for starters
>bushwhacker buffits gayming time
>6 days before Liberty Day
>>585093368wait, dragons replace bile titan spawns?
>>585093368REPOTING DIRECTLY FORM THE FRONTLINES THERE ARE FUCKING SPORTE TITANS AND DRAGONS HOLY SKSERIFGHNDERTPOIJHN
ah has just commited corporate suicide
>>585093471Yes anon you already said that every patch for 2 years
>>585093441Yeah>>585093463Bullshit
>No warbondWow warbond cancelled? Delayed? is this the end of /hdg/?
>>585093463shizodiver
WHERE'S THE FIX THE GLAZER SAID AH WOULD HAVE FIXED!!! AIEEEEEEEEEE
>>585093180>spore bugsWHERES THE NEW ENEMY AND BIOME?
WARBOND SOONTRUST THE PLAN
>game starts fine>mod that fixes all of the dogshit color schemes still worksfeels good
>>585093664>WHERES THE NEW ENEMY AND BIOME?The only major update will happen before Christmas
>Cosmetic mods still works>Voiceover mods still works>’QoL’ vibecoded cheat mods doesn’t workYep, working as intended
>>585093239>not wanting to let older weapons wallow in powercrept states is cheatingUpgrading your PC and fixing up your old bike is cheating, chud!
>EAC already bypassedkeksoon
>meme arrow still worksVery nice, thanks AH
>>585093705The roadmap says October patch has a new enemy and biome with it
>>585089591Voiceover still works for me so total cheatjeets death
Oh wait. I can use the mouse wheel in the fucking armory and stratagem menus now.
>>585093930You literally were able to do this the entire time?Retard?
>CIC console finally fixed on Dx11 yesterday>Now this shit
>>585093930fuck you mean now retard
>>585093930... Anon?
>>585093930good bait, made 3 anons reply. Here's your (You)...
>Claude already bypassed EACwelp
So warbond in 10 minutes?
>>5850941231 hour
>>585093180Was Esker always this visible for a gloom planet this feels wrong man
>HAHAHAHA EAC WILL BREAK ALL THE MODS>HAHAHAHAHAH AH GONNA KILL THEMSELVES BECAUSE COSMETIC MODS WILL BREAK>Most cosmetic mods still works after patchDoomjeets...? What's the goalpost now...
We need some sort of final solution to the swigger dev question
>EAC already got bypassed
>>585094328Why do you think its called Easy Anti-Cheat?Because its easy to get around. HOHOHOHO.
>>585094293AI vibecodingIt will put out content infinitely faster with equal or better quality while somehow being less broken
>>585094247surprised that most of my stuff is unaffected
>the chinks are already back to cheating SC in D1lmfao
For the rehsade fags, its gone now. Going to have to wait for the vibecoders to fix it
Does the Maximeme feel good to use now?
Say vibecode 800 more times
>>585093542>>585093564>>585093664YOU SAW IT HEWRE FIRST JOHN HELLDIVER REPORTING IN
>>585094591"vibecode 800 more times"
>>585094730ugly fuck
The new bug is quite literally a fucking sub faction for ONE NEW ENEMY that is a glorified spewer reskin. COMPLETE SWEDISH HUMILIATION
>>585094730>armoured nursing spewerinterestinghow many days will it take for bugshitter whining to force arrowhead to revert them back to light armour?
>>585094730as a certified bugfucker,I would NOT fuck that
>>585094730>>585094821Anymore interesting leaks? What’s the biome we’re supposed to get?
>new enemy is a reskin>EAC's been bypassed in 30 min (new records)and now we wait and see what they've stealthnerfed or broken
>>585094730>>585094821>Enforcing crossbow/eruptor metaI'm tired boss
>>585094979I've never used the crossbow or eruptor and yet I don't seem to have any problem dealing with large groups of nursing and bile spewersweird
>>585095037BinGOD cannot be stopped
>>585091517>MA5C Assault Rifle buffs>look insade>no ammo buffworthless buff considering the MA5C has no ammo and chews through whatever little ammo it hass
I purged all mods what more does the game want me to do.
>>585095283See your game bin folder and check if there's any suspicious .dll
>>585095283reshade also flags it for some reason, behead swiggers
so did it actually get bypassed or are we just shitposting
>>585095283Smite the non believers.
>>585095391Cosmetic mods are mostly safe.QoL "balance" mods and Reshades got fucked
>>585095431ok retard, i'm asking about the EAC bypass specifically
>chinks are still shooting infinite levelleran attempt was made
>>585095467>>585095037
>>585095431So Sweden actual did something amazing?
>>585095526Nope >>585095516
The warbond still isn't showing for me?
>anticheat in the era of AI vibecodinglol.lmao.
>>585095661it's not out yet, dingus
>>585095661its not out yet. come back at around 8 or 9 am EST, so 2-3 hours
>>585095661You've been shadow banned for cheating, new warbonds wont show for people with cheated SC
>>585095661fucking new fags warbond in 3 hours nigga
>>58509566140 more minutes.patience, zoom-zoom.
They better have not broke my Cake roll 500kg mod or there will be hell to pay
so are mods killed? just woke up
>>585095731I'm not cheating and it's showing for my friend though. How do I force update?
>>585095818thankfully not broken, so too the cakeroll thermite
Other Anons can still play the game with mods well my game is so buckbroken it wont even start anymore... its so tiresome
>>58509566130 mins
I'm a prolific cheater and game still works for me after just leaving the cosmetic and voiceover mod
>>585096065Until what
>>585096150tanks
>>585096001did you use armor transmog
wait a second so the spider enemy is just a bile spewer reskin? wow careful there AH you might overwork yourself
>SC dropper + cheat table still functional thanks to the existing EAC bypassJesus fucking Christ
M90A one shots alpha commanders at short range.
>>585096150Warbond
>>585096175nope only things i used were reskins
>>585096001reshades gets fucked by EAC currently
>>585096264Yes and it's part of a subfaction that only consists of it with normal bugs. You enjoyed how void illuminates were just 2 enemies and get locked away? Here's a subfaction with only one now enjoy
>>585096264Don't worry, they outsourced it (12 months of dev time).
>>585096001purge all mods, restart, start game, re-deploy modsworked on my machine
Bingus status?That faggot was the one responsible for opening the can of worms for modding
>>585096405already deleted that >>585096512did all that and the game wont start even without the mods
BLEEEEEEEEERHGHGHGH
>>585094730What does this thing do?
>>585096650Currently raped. But I am not optimistic and expect EAC to be raped soon too.
>>585096660>already deleted that
>>585096361When?
>>58509692190 minutes
>>585094730Is that a 2nd mouth on the front-top of its butt?
>>585096921You get a coconut dropped on your head?
>>585096949it's a scavenger hole (out not in)
>>585096949its going to be bug silk that slows you down
>>585096789you're a smart cookie aren't you but i found a fix just deleting the Bin folder again fixed it
So where are the new weapon stats?
>>585091517is that a genuine Dick buff or is that to fuck with AP4 edging?
>>58509725815 more minutes zoom-zoom, go back to tiktok for now
>>585097279dumb niggerit's in an hour
>>585096939What happens then
>>585097424russians take over all the critical functions of chechnya
Give it to me straight, /hdg/.Are SC arrows dead?Is the loadout mod dead?I was excited for this Warbond but EAC is terrible news.
gonna take a quick sleep, hope the warbond isn't shite when i wake up :)
>>585097476>Are SC arrows deadThey died when everyone cheated in 6 million SC
>>585097459Well that doesn't affect me, I don't care! Why are you telling me this! >:(
don't worry, the important stuff works
>>585097476SC arrow is fineDon't care about loadoutThe chinks are using previous EAC bypass and it work lmao, didn't take long
>>585097636we need an ALICEsister lobby
>>585097702what color are u pickingdibs on grey ok??
>>585094979shitters will do anything except shoot the unarmored mouth weakpoint
>SC dropper still worksAnd back to distributing SC to newbies I go.
>SC cheat still actually works
Spore titans and dragon roaches, has this happened before? I don't remember
After the update the game looks all fucked up. Speculars are all pure white.Anyone know what I can do to fix it? I already tried resetting the shader cache, it didn't do anything. I also verified game files.Weirdly, everything looks perfectly fine on the ship, it only happens in mission.
I really hope the ammo changer mod, the Trident laser for other laser weapons, SHODAN and the Walkman in-game music mod I was using still workNever had this much fun with the Diligence on squids
>>585098001no, titans and dragonroaches used to be mutually exclusive
>>585098001it did and it was rape
Looking forward to getting shot in the head as my turret does a completely unnecessary 360 to target an enemy in front of it.
>>585098023it's lua bwo it's fucked for now but Bingus' on it
>>585097834the cheat table one with auto hotkey?
>>585098093a fork of it alongside an existing EAC bypass because AH is retardedyou can find it in the usual discord
>>585098090Sure hope soI don't go into public lobbies, only hostBeing busted as I am helps missions from turning into total disasterfests and having people leave
>>585098071Welcome bACK
>>585098215>can't carry without cheatsembarassing self report
>>585098012Botched EAC implementation blocking some shit in the game probably.
thanks sweden
>>585098197It was never about stopping chinks from cheating SC, it was always about not allowing to show how easy it is to fix the issues such as stratagem bouncing and hellpod steering.
>>585098264I can carry fine without, I find it more fun to do it withI really don't give a shit what a Stockholm Syndrome victim thinks; (you) could always play the game vanilla anon
>>585098315Why isn't the EAC splash art the most up-to-date one? Shouldn't it be Devoid of Liberty?
>>585098402because that shit was in the works for as long as 8 months
>>585098315isn't it the chink anticheat? I remember EAC, Vanguard and a few other anticheat having shitfits when installed together because they want to be the only one to spy on you
warbond where
>>585098315I can't wait until I get banned in all my games because of false positives due to ACE and EAC not liking each other at all and running constantly in the background
>>585098318I am aware of how petty they are but it's funny to me that the "new anticheat" can't block cheats using the older bypasses.
>>585098521EAC just won't boot if any other kernel anticheat is operatingpretty sure it works both ways
>>5850985203 hours
>>5850985201 hour
Guys it's still not showing
>>585098367>I can carry fine without, I find it more fun to do it with
>>585098402They literally rushed it out after all of these script mod lol
AAIIIEEEEEI uninstalled everything, deleted the shader folder, and verified files. It's over
>>585098635check your discord i've sent a pic of my foreskin there
>>585098759delete your bin folder and reverifyalso pic rel >>585096789
>>585098759delete the bin fodler again
>>585098669Oh no you've posted a selfie whatever will I do
>>5850986351 more hour.trust the plan.
>>585098856You owned him
>>585098856>I dont give a shit>keeps replyingYou sound kinda raped and gaped, Ramjeesh. Nobody is buying this cope.
>can't launch helldivers 2 if I've already opened Nikke
>>585098992>nikke needs an anti cheatwhat the fuck for, blacked mods?
>>585098823>>585098852I did also delete the bin folder after reading >>585096789, no use.
>add an even dogshittier anti-cheat>break gameBravo Sweden.
>>585098992can't you just use task manager to kill whatever dogshit process is running?
>>585098967Yes anon I'm bored at work and can't play the gameWhat else am I supposed to do? Work?
>>585098759restart ur pc
>you reduced missile pistol resupply rate from 2 per supply box to 1 per supply box rendering it a total piece of garbage,not gonna mention that????pisslexisters, can someone test if this is true???
Oh boy a new and exciting HELLDIVERS 2 patch which breaks the game and as always I have to take the time out of my fap session to fix it. Just another home run play by the dubiously miscegenated Swede.
>>585091517CHEATJEETS IN UTTER FUCKING SHAMBLESAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>585098012>>585098267Well I figured out it only happens if "reflections" is set to the lowest setting. If I change it back to the lowest setting then it does this trippy effect before slowing adjusting over like 10 seconds back to how it looked here >>585098012
>modders are already tearing through the bypass to implement back loaderstik tok tik tok QoL is on the clock and Arrowhead appears to be nothing but talk.
as usual, bugGODS mogging botsissies
>>585099123Oh wow that worked, thanks.
>>585098789Ew, cut that stuff off
>>585099367botxisters... our response???
Bros im using the new sniper its INSANE 10/10 all is forgiven
>>585099365It all seems futile to me from Arrowhead's perspective. I don't think you can keep up with the current vibe coding revolution. PS5 firmaware required for GTA6 just got jailbroken, tf is "EAC" going to do for this game?
>>585099606>t. dadgamer
>>585099365>>modders are already tearing through the bypass>grok bypass the EAC>yes batman
>>585099367>botGAWDS nowhere to be seen on their own front>tons of cheaters currently can't play the gameMany are saying this
>>585099171uh, no they didn't
Does ogdubs libertea still work? I really should have left it to farm SC overnight before all of this.
>>585099171>another episode of a dumb nigger diving esker/any other hive world planet and not noticing the reduced ammo refill debuffloving this rerun, funny every single time
>>585099826Thanks, I guess that steam discussion user was just having a shizo freakout.
:(
>>585099927>steam discussionsa place with lower truth value than any other place on the internet>take it at face valueanon, youre a retard
brahs I am thirsting for Sta-52...
>>585100098armor mod name?
>>585100249are you retarded
>>585100202>Sta-52mogged by lib carb to hell and back.
>Snore burstSo it will be bots today I guess
>>585100249literally named ' Abdo Styled Redacted Regiment ' by Nekoderpcat ear helmets are a seperate mod
>>585100249this one >>585100453 sucks, use https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/10423if you're gonna be an agp sissy
>>585099789who? >BotsYuro frontYuros currently at work\school
>>585100354nah sta has more total ammo vs lib drums and is now far more controllable. lib carbine fires too fast desu wastes the mags
>zey deplooyed?>doomp eet
>>585100453>Nekoderp
>>585093930like actually? it seemed like such a fucking oversight that you couldn't scroll in and of the mile long menus
>>585100098>>585100249>>585100453>>585100513kill yourself
>>585100568New red and blue bars cape when?
>modders gaped AH so hard they had to disable modsyou don't hate sweden enough you will consume a subpar product and you will like it
>>585100513I respect your decisionAnd I agree that one has better stylebut I appreciate boobs on my screen>>585100590Understandable, have a nice day
Y'know, a big anti cheat update is a great idea from a swigger perspective They can say all review bombs from here on out are just angry banned cheaters whether it works or not
When is the goybond coming out?
>>585100703kek
>you can kill the EAC process with task manager and continue playingcalling it now, mods will be back before the day is over
>>58510072924 minutes or 1 hour and 24 minutes
>>58510072923 minutes
>>58510072922 more minutes my attention-span-fried zoomer friend.
Did they fix the bug where landing on a bot fabricator kills you inside your hellpod?
>>585100870clientfag playing with chinks self report
>>585100568How many are chinese?
Are redditors and /hdg/ trannies review bombing the game again?
>>585100870yeah, but now it kills you in real life instead
>>585100870its a ping based bug.they only test on LAN/solo.it'll never be fixed.
>>585100729Hey, anon here, just wanted to touch base with you to let you know the warbond is going to be available in 21 minutes.
>>585100729Someone please give a serious response
>>585100703>screenshots of players with clean files come outthere's a reason even hostages dread the arrival of the Spetznaz
>>585100901>>585100931Huh, so that's why it only does it sometimesHow hard can it be to fix? It didn't do that a few updates ago
>>585100870>AH fixing bugsnever going to happen anon the best they can do is add more game breaking bugs
>>585100912ah yes, the 40 niggers ITT will make all the differrence in the game's reviews
>>585100902what do you think
>>585100729Soon™.With complimentary total war against arrowhead.
>deleting ACE-BASE shit via cmd doesn't work>have to restart pc every time if I want to play helldivers 2 and I cannot open any other game that uses EAC before helldiversholy fuck nuke sweden
Didn't modders managed to bypass EAC for Space Marine 2? With the whole AI used to decompile and reverse engineer shit lately isn't it likely EAC while be broken down sooner rather than later?I think it is a pointless endeavor to fight this battle because AH being the lazy fucks that they are will never win out against spiteful autists.
>>585100568the review bomb cape will never not be in fashion
>>585100956
>>585101007>how hard can it be to fix?for gpt/claude? 5 minutesfor arrowhead? 10 months
>>585100956you know what is canceled beacuse you fags can't wait 20 fucking minutes to it fucking comes out congrats queer
>>585101158It's been hours, who are you kidding bozo
>>585101103Currently SM2's EAC bypass is the one used for the SC dropper lmao
>>585100956its out right now
>>585101257fuck you benchod
ooo they mad
>>585101206it always has been 14 cet nigga calm down
>>585101257bloody hell lad
15 MINUTES UNTIL HELLDIVERS 2 BECOMES GREAT AGAIN
How much longer until someone makes a complete HD2 clone with full modding support and separated vanilla-mod lobbies so we can jump ship alreadyOr did Snoy patent this style of fucking gameplay already
>>585101484theres that clanker game that got announced
>>585101484custom galactic war already exists and nobody plays on it lmao
>>585101484gacha anime clone coming soon in 2028and Starcraft coming out in 2030.We are almost out of Narrowhead's monopoly grasp.
>>585101484Only Swedes can make games like HD2. Cope and seethe about it.
>EACDeath of a game.
>>585101579>Gacha cloneIt looks like garbage.
>>585101579>gacha anime clone coming soon in 2028the only remotely good mica team game was the bakery girldon't hold your breath
>>585101702its the only hd2 competitor that even looks remotely close to it, we don't have much of a choice...
>>585101579>micatrash
>>585101770You do have a choice. Just keep playing Helldivers 2. It's an easy choice.
I can't believe how many cheating crybabies there are for this piss-easy game
>>585101585>only swedes can-Stopped reading right thereSwedes can't even make Helldivers 2.
>>585101564Honestly, CGW is the perfect arena for modnigs to add shitty flight sims, 'QOL' balance changes and every other bad idea they have. Why did they feel obliged to shit up the main game
>>585100912I've only been on the reddit a couple of times for updates but they seem to enthusiastically gargle AH's balls over there
>no one in my server wants to buy/try the new warbond that's coming out because no one wants to play without the vanilla megapacklmao
>>585101862>Why did they feel obliged to shit up the main gameBecause then they would have to admit that they just want to cheat in already easy game. >>585101859You'll keep playing it regardless.
>>585101923>having disctroon friends>all said disctroon friends need cheats to be able to play the gamethe jokes write themselves
>>585101895>Redditrannies enthusiastically deepthroat AH's boot>antimodders itt enthusiastically deepthroat AH's bootWatch them post the "That way" image again
>Q. Does the implementation of EAC in HELLDIVERS 2 impose any new hardware requirements?>A. No, there are no changes in hardware requirements.Uh that's a lie. EAC is known to cause performance drops.
>>585101854Have fun getting stuck in an invisible BT corpse while you get swarmed, yuno9999.But you won't, because you don't even play the game.
>>585102031Cheat jeets gargle the balls of any tranny that makes cheat mods for them.
I can't even fucking open hd2 without having to restart pc...
>>585102049this game used gameguard prior to EACEAC unironically causes less performance drops at its worst than gameguard at its best
>>585102049Worse than gameguard?
>>585102119>trannies>the group notorious for enjoying any form of sodomization brought upon them>making the game more enjoyable
>>585102150>his PC does not complete restart cycle in less than 15 secondsThank you EAC for filtering out the poors.
>>585101923Same here, we're back on DRG and GTFO in the meantime.
>>585102025toxoplasmosis infected chink nigger>>585102079
>>585102226am5 memory training sisters...
>>585102232>Gamer dad cheater returns to deep reddit galactic after getting BTFOLmao.
>>585102232>GTFOden of wolves fucking when
>>585102232>GTFOIs that one any good? It made me curious when it released but the price tag is kind of high for a game that can't be played alone.My friends always stop playing new multiplayers eventually and I'm not sure I can enjoy that one with anons like I can this game.
>>585102480no one talks about it because it sucks, not because it's a hidden gemit's that simple
>>585102480complete dogshit stealth slop
>>585102221Nice cope, Ramjeesh.
>>585102480It's better with 3-4 people because the bots will make you want to kill yourself.It's a fun game, buy it on sale or grab a key because they moved on to dev Den of Wolves
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241595185258/76561198066017633
>>585102480>GTFOImagine escape from tarkov but its horror PvE and forced coop and its made by a person who looked at dark souls and decided that people like it not for its gameplay but because "wow dying incredibly fast and losing all your progress is what people find fun, lets make it the entire gameplay loop!"
>>585102480Unironically filters most people through its difficulty.
Where the fuck is the warbond, swiggers?
gj arrowhead you suck at tetrisit's out btw
les goooo
>>585102628>posts actual patchnoteSomething something broken clocks
>>585102701>>585102714SIGHTLINER STATSNOOOOWYOU FILTHY WHORES
>>585102696thisonce you know to dodge and dash you can solo the whole game like a madmen
>white death outfit is the superstore onebased
nice previewnice layout
>>58510280140 ergo max with an iron sight
>>585102681crashed steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241595520745/76561198066017633
>>585102835>background card is literally just a game screenshotthey keep upping their lazyness levels with every new warbond it is actually fucking insane
>I can't close itGreat fucking game
>>585102878>350kekycow!
>>585102878>lower damage than the bolt pistolSo the trailer Hulk shot was a lie.
>>585102878YUM
>>585102952hold esc nigga
>>585102878>350 damageHULKRAPERSOUR RESPONSE???
>>585102952hold right clicfk>>5851028854/4
>>585102952You need to hold it
>>585102952Yup.>>585103019Welp, thanks man.
>>585102878>350
>>585102991retard
>>585102878and the mist
It's good
>you will ragdoll if you fire the Apex while not crouched or pronebahahahahhaha
>>585101484Never. There will always be some kind of catch, expect the following>knockoff arcade hd2 that sacrifices a bunch of the autism like real shrapnel, physics etc. and feels janky and not the good kind of arcade I'm talking soulless slop tier shit>chink/korean gachashit that's barely like HD2 with the all the fire support stuff tied to anime abilities>modded arma>indie or freeware attempt that never gets off the ground>hd2 but with the realism autism cranked up to max to the point where the community consists solely of 10 europeans that play once every month
>capped fps wtf swedehow to fix this, i have it uncapped in setting already
>>585103157>400 rpm
wowits dogshit
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241595709315/the lobby
>>585103156>xe doesn't know about durable damage taxdouble retard
>>585103157Awesome.
Lmao this is just a screenshot from the game
>>585103157What is that supposed to be that old stamped Beretta SMG?
>>585103339it's a mix between the two MAS submachine guns, the MPL and then the forward grip of the mp7it's funny
>>585103249>hd2 but with the realism autism cranked up to max to the point where the community consists solely of 10 europeans that play once every monthkino
>>585103287FVLL
>primary is crap (they lied about the Hulk one shot)>both support weapons are AMR downgrades tooLiterally what is the point of this warbond
>>585103156>>585103292retard
>>585103287fvll
>>585103193I always thought this should be how really heavy weapons should be balanced. Like AC
What are the stats on the Apex and Nova?
wow it's not a marksman rifle.kinda funny, since we won't see one another one any time
>no ombudsman or shear in the superstore
>>585103508How the fuck should we know
I can't find the supply frv...
Why would you apex when you can amr for a lot cheaper
>>585103624Same
why is the text missing for the apex
>incel corps againWhy do they keep forcing the one shot roulette subfaction in every MO
>>585103776dont think ive ever gotten one-shot outside of point blank range
>The Apex isn't even anti tankGenuinely what the fuck is wrong with swedes
Aepx 2 shot breaks strider cannons
>>585103962Does it at least have a third person reticle?
what are the stats on the apex
>new warbond is just flat out missing chunks of content>all guns are just heavy pen gimmicks that will sit at the bottom of the tier lists>armor perks are still worse than the basic scout perk from launch>grenade is assSasuga ah. Back to space marine 2 i go.
>>585103752>AP4 stationarynofunallowedcan't wait for shodan to be back
>>585104024how many leg shots and how many joint shot shit that actually matters
Apex is AP5, the description is wrong.It does around 600 AT1 since its white hit markers and takes 4 shot to destroy fabs.Also it will break your arm if shot while standing just like using Variable, so its Crouch and Prone only.
>SHODAN once again needed to fix a dogshit weaponThis fact will be repeated until it is drilled into your brains and embedded like letters in carved marble: the only way to stop Swede Sodomy is to take game balance into your own handsAnd if you cannot help yourself and give everything AP10 then it's your fault still
>>585104024what the fuck is a strider
Post YFW CGW is now dead
>>585104164strider my cock lmao
>>585104191I don't know what that is
>>585104302Crying gaped walmart
>>585104028it does not
>>585104302buff troon HQ
>>585104350Who would make a discord about extreme insertions and supermarkets?
>The very first mission has a broken objective.>The game crashes when I try to go to the menu.I'm so tired...
>the first actual sniper rifle in helldivers 2>even in its own category>its dogshitcome the fuck on
Anyone know how the Nova is?
>>585104485>EAC realize it's protecting swiggercode and kills itself in indignation
>>585104090Clip fire while diving
>Game now runs worse Great
>>585103624>>585103725unlock it with requisition first, dumdums
>>585104090Okay nevermind, it has to be around 800 AT1 because it one taps War Strider joint
>>585104790yes but they've killed mods(that will come back in a week) and stopped cheaters(not because they use SM2 EAC's bypassed)!And your reward is a reskin of the bile spewer and a dogwater warbond! You rike?
>>585102952>You can buy Supply FRV>Look inside>No FRV
>>585104790But... >>585093294
I'm scared to launch this game now, I don't trust swiedish subhumans to handle kernel anti-cheats properly after their upscaler fiasco. I don't want to brick my PC due to swigger incompetence.
>>585104829It isn't there
>>585104978>And your reward is a reskin of the bile speweroh the spider spewer leak was realhttps://files.catbox.moe/gscod6.pngheres the little scavs it shits out that poison you apparently
>game crashed nearly after every missionsgenuinely impressiveall of that because they've got dabbed on by a dude and an ai?
I took my sightliner on a mission and got zero xp, wtf?
>worse performance>dogshit warbond>unwinnable MOYou rike?
yeah maxigun is ruined on bots sasuga swedes
>>585105610Happened with sai too lmao
didn't they said that they're taking november off for GTA6?that vacation is looking grim boys because I can only feel Sony's blood boiling
the game runs considerably worse innit
ACK
>>585105669how?are you trying to shoot shield devs in the head instead of the foot with the maxigun?you're genuinely dented
bros... I just got banned for using the bugdiver 18+ model replacer
>>585105879Chinaman melty, feel free to disregard
DOGSHIT WARBONDKILL SWEDES
>>585105918*clips my shield into my leg causing you to expend 700% as much ammo as necessary*
New Warbond is F U N
>>585105918You are genuinely dented if you think shooting feet is an effective way to dispatch large amount of them, ESPECIALLY considering feet are obscured by other enemies/terrain/follaige 90% of the time. Shield devs used to go down in a split of a second to headshots but now you need to do this circus, it's considerably less effective. And even then they will still cover their legs sometimes when flinching.
>>585105879hey look at thatdemocracy at work
Apex feels good
>>585105879hmmm
It's over. For really, real this time.
>EOS (epic online services) file now found in the install folderyeah expect things to get worse bros
>>585105879Just a bunch of banned cheaters, who cares
>>585105879>>585106104Uh oh Chang melta
>>585106104damn the japanese cheat too? I thought they were the most honorable of the asian clans
>eac review bombs>actual false advertising yet again with the sniper warbondSwedes and their bootlickers lost
>>585106104Asians have higher standards. The West loves to suck corporate cock even harder than Japs.
so what do I do if EAC is stuck on waiting for game and I don't even use mods
>>585106306restart pc
Will EAC rape my pc less or more?
So an anticheat that does not stop cheats is deployed which fucks over lua mods and in turn also make this fuckfest of a game even more unstable.I am genuinely in awe it's like they're actively sabotaging themselves
turn off your nsfw skins
>>585106258>the chinese have higher standards
>Literally cannot play the gameSee you in 2 weeks when they either remove EAC or release corporate apology
wasn't there no update in november too? well they better work fast to fix it then
So did they have the foresight to use the EAC branch that works with Linux? (literal checkbox toggle in their devtools)
>people itt unironically believed Swiggers would allow a heavy pen primary without any fuckery
AH took away my modded super credits, now I can't afford the new warbond
>dogshit update>dogshit bond>dogshit one(uno(ein(oдин))) enemy >mods raped>performance raped>fun raped, gaped and anally annihilated
>>585106578supposedly linux works which is extra funny because EAC can't dig roots into its kernel so it's even more useless than on windows
>>585106625What's wrong with it?
>my modded game still boots just fine>my vanilla friends game's fuckedgg
>>585106438Turn off all of your mods
>HD2 Esoteric Knowledge Guide:Chink Melty = Good UpdateAnti Tank can't one shot thing = Working as intendedBad Warbond = Good WarbondWeak Weapons = Strong WeaponsFailed MO = Fun MOJeet Divers = CheatersVanilla Divers = Mod ExploitersRapist = The RapedBug Divers = Selfish DiversBot Divers = Masochist DiversSquid Divers = MO Divers
>>585107035>>585107035>>585107035>>585107035>>585107035
>Thanks for the 10 bucks cucks
>>585100098nice butt abdosister
>>585106662I'm still doing fine, but i printed SC months ago before they publicly acknowledged it.
>>585106418Outside of gacha slop, unironically yeah. Like you know those phones, electric cars, and whatever else China has been trying to shill here? Where they pay celebs to talk about how luxurious and amazing they are? Yeah those same products get absolutely fucking lambasted by the Chinese for the tiniest things (and for just being shit quality in general).
>die>get reinforced>doesn't work>get reinforced again>eventually spawn in hellpod>get out>camera pans out and gives me another hellpod drop>3 more timesI've never seen this before lmao, wtf
>>585103464>Literally what is the point of this warbondsweden gets more money before they go into a two month vecation lol
>>585103752>ap 4 and not antitankholy sweden really hoping mods didn't suffer too much so modders make it ap5
>>585110758 see next thread broit's actually ap5 so its kinda alrightnot sure why they went for the AP4 description
>>585086947only bitter and dumb autists, they think that they've "won" whatever fight they were having in their head, but little do they know that with swidswines you always lose
>>585090314dumb autists like you live in a different reality
NOVA RAPE>Hulk1 eye shot>Tank2 In the ass1 in the vent>Fabricator3 shots>Gunship1 engine2 body>Devestator1 body>War Strider2 to leg1 to joint>Factory Strider2 to destroy cannon5-6 in the faceWTF THIS IS MODDED GUN
>>585091517>maxigunANY buff is good, please just add more damage and durable damage and if they really don't want to add a fire selector mode, just lower the recoil a bit
>>585106204>banned LMAO AH can't even do that
