Previous: >>585018607New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/qRdCSqwkg5M >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera OCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: Holiday Celebration Part 2, Sparkly Magic Show>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Halloween Duramente (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
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Teio!
You WILL go to Tomakomai.
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hey
>>585038954more like toe-kai teio haha
>>585038989I don't think I will, I'm not in japan
>>585038823the trainer testfail 2 of these and your umas will try and get you replaced as a trainer
>danchou tells us to do more runs a day to stay ahead of quota to keep us safe during the flatline>keeps doing only 1 run a day himself
>>585038954I love feet so much you can't believe it bwos
Only second-rate trainers flatline.
remember that you have 1 hour to say everyone by in club chat before uma ramadan beginsif you stay any longer after that you won't get any extra pulls and you will also get kicked from the club
>>585038954we should all go to Teiokomai
The average weight of a jockey is around 110 lbs (A little less than 50 kg)How far off are you (weightwise) from being a jockey anon?
>>585039141Well I'm a third-rate trainer with a fourth-rate trainee
ero sugi
>>585039079>wear their vape around their neckshakur and taishin would not see this as a negative.
>>585039156You ate your words again
>>585039283The average jockey is like 1.50cm or something, the average guy is already too tall to ever realistically become one
I'll eventually get fat anyway...
>>585039283Last time this was asked there were at least several sub 50kg anons.The question is, why won't they post their umamusume cosplay.
>>585039390but enough about mcqueen
Concert status?
>>585039283I went to watch my country's equivalent of the St. Leger (Kikuka Sho) and all the jockeys there weighed a few kilo more than that, averaging at like 54 kg. Our jockeys are heavyweights
>>585039283I'm 52kgif I lost a few lbs I could be a jockey.
>>585039287on my cop toad
Goona jerk it to uma feet
>>585039079I dont go outside so i do none of these!
>>585039372anon?
>>585039518are you like 160cm or something
>>585039283Im almost 2 jockeys so obviously i would be the ultimate jockey because being twice the weight means you have twice the skill
>>585039283I'm 2 jockeys...
Which Narita is the least ugly?
>>585039684Congrats, that manlet is a skeleton?
>>585039720166
>>585039079half of these are just foid being scared of a boy who likes men
>>585039684>50kg at 171cmare his bones made of polymer?? what the fuck is this
I miss my real Danchou
>>585039547HOOOOLAY FUUUAAARK SO COOOL
My loopa hit and now I have two GPs at 5/5
>>585039638Umama...
>>585039547Cute frog!
>>585039581Proof?
>>585039830umas would also be scared of that
>>585039283i could be a jockey
>>585039995Pls be in mambo
>>585039971Banchou loveBanchou marriage
>>585039962only evil women are scared of not having full control over their partnerand not every uma is evil
HI
>>585040021
>>585040116Hello Suzucutie
>>585040116carrot...
Is it just me or are the predictions pre-race a bit bullshit sometimes?
>Meticulous MeasuresHit me up, is it a good skill? For end closer
Chocolate umas drive me fucking nuts
>>585039817>>585039839He is John KeibaOverall it's just japs being like that, Mirco Demuro (Neo Uni, Duramente) is 156cm and weights 52kg and Lemaire (Equinox, Almond Eye) is 163cm and weights 53kgMatsuyama (Tact, Lovcen) is 167cm and weights 47kgand here is Sakai (Forever Young)
>>585040350yes
>>585040192hiii>>585040267caret
>>585040350it's a gamble skill
remember when people thought Uma stan was a Medium/Long skill only? Imagine how many miles and sprints were lost to this misinfo
Super Falco
Could something like this work or am I wasting my time? It's been painful enough getting her to sprint A and I need another spark hit to get to sprint S, and I kinda want to make sure I'm even on the right track before I spend even more time beating my head on the wall of spark RNG. She has won me the past two CMs so I really want to take her to the sprints but if it's a lost cause then it's a lost cause. The last skills are D-strike, SYL and lightning flash.
>>585040420Umama stan
>>585040526Bet she's got a lethal Falco Punch
>>585040624>no CheerBack to the drawing board
>>585040624>lights of vaudevillereplace that with cheer halo unique and she could get a finals probably
>>585040624Wait the sprint is wet??
>>585039839While it is a little bit underweight by burger standards, it's probably pretty normal for Japanese guys to be built like that
Alright gwos, what we thinking? Is it alright for CM?
>>585040781Couple of skills that do nothing (corner accel, stop right there) and wit pretty low. Could def gamble some wins though.
>>585040781where is your spurt
>>585040781am i blind or are you missing spurt
>>585040928
>>585040928do NOT lewd the daughterino
>>585036908That's exactly the thing tho. I can get behind a box of 20 nuggies, those can be wonderful for 1-2 people. But fucking 40? Holy shit.>>585036462It's not a terrible price, esp in 2026, but holy shit, this being a thing at all is weirdly crazy to me. Wonder if that's some US only type thing or not.
>>585040908>>585040925Idk? Maybe i'm retarded.I'm still new, Could I have taken it somewhere?
>>585041119yes, end closers need straightaway spurt, it's an important accel
my anorexic japanese wife is waiting for me over there... Nippon is not too far... only like several thousands of km to swim...
>>585041119straightaway spurt is a must have for end closers like her. if you used the mr cb card for the daring strike skill, its a hint on that card
>>585040526sorry but this revision of the concept art didn't get to the designers in time to stop their order to the factory - we're gonna have to sell the low-muscle ones instead, or trash them and eat the cost
>>585039684I know he demanded that Cygames make Creek exceptionally cute in the anime, I just can't prove it.
>>585040960need her
lightning surge is kinda dogshit isnt it
>>585041119Damn i literally could have taken it, is it from event that could give minus mood? Damn... anyway it's fast learner Ayabe, i will keep her for now. I need to do two other aces for now>>585041192>>585041262
Daily reminder
>>585041465That's why we keep saying the white skill is enough
>>585041465I love my late triggering all their mid leg skills pushing up to 4th and then not being able to proc it
>>585041119>https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/103301-admire-vega"Ayabe makes a sandwich" has an option with a chance of giving Straightaway Spurt. You can also get it as a hint from Mr. CB.
>>585040753>>585040757She has lightning flash and e-shadow with 1320 power. Is that not enough acceleration?>>585040765It's firm, I had literally nothing else to pick. Well I could have taken medium corners too I suppose, CB really wanted me to have hints for it.
>>585041489shut up tranny no one caresand I mean (YOU) anon, not the literal who twitter user you reposted for the 2000th time
>>585041602>enough accelerationliterally no such thing on a sprint. Especially when it's as reliable as tracen cheer for ends
>24h until the free gibs era begins
>>585041489I know twittertards don't actually have functioning brain cells, but I wonder what is contradictory about loving cute horse girls and not being a left-wing idiot.
>>585041465works on my machine
>>585041727I don't like tracen cheer at all. Get to 5th at any point in the first half of the race and it's bricked. Rush and it's bricked. And most importantly, I don't have cheer halo.
>>585041068I mean it's the same concept, I don't have a large friend group, we're only a group of 3 people usually. If we were a group of 5 we'd order the 40 box.I'd solo 20 nuggies too if I was outside all day, used to go playing paintball sometimes and I'd be really hungry after that. Don't think I'd ever manage to solo 40 nuggets unless it was for something stupid like a dare
>>585041602You should probably wait the release of wit Sweepy to train Taishin since she comes with basically end closer on your left
>>585040271newfag here, I was fucked due to Tazuna's lies, don't listen to Tazuna
>>585040420I remember when people thought it was a end/late skillas usual it were fronts spreading their lies because they fear paceGAWDS
>>585041914I look like that
>>585042064The doc says fronts needs Umastan at some point in the future too
>>585042113don't reply to me
>>585041910Just surprised it's part of the menu at all, instead of simply making people buy two 20 boxes or something.>I'd ever manage to solo 40 nuggets unless it was for something stupid like a dareYou're not trying hard enough is all
>>585042178wot doc
angel
>>585041669she's sucking his soul
>>585042178Maybe in lohslop minmaxxing
>>585042191idk who you are
shiba shiba sore shiba shiba ashiba
>>585041968n-no, not to Urara... STAY DOWN MY PENIS
>>585041747the only ones who came out of this winning are the ones who didn't go to the concert kek
>>585042396wtf did you do
>>585039079kek i failed 6 of these questions rip my loh chances
Bed squeaking sweaty sex with Kawakami Princess
>>585041489>right wing>left wingretarded concepts
>>585039079>bed wettersbut that's a requirement to be Creek's trainer
>>585042236People meme about this image but the drinks alone would make the average guy want to throw up. I'm not drinking 4 litres of water in 2 hours without feeling sick. No way am I drinking 5 litres of soft drinks in an hour and a half
>>585039079ok i finally read this cancer and it's so dumb but i only failed 1 with the android thingy i guess idk what this is supposed to tell me
>>585042815I am a thirsty little trainer...
>>585042836Ur a prized trainer and your umas will love you
>>585042525I play the game
>>585042943oh I thought it said 2k lol oops
I have a lanyard "on my keys" that I got from a trade show
Sirius, the Silly Uma
>>585043010its teiover...
>>585043065More like the sexy uma
>>585042917that's cool
We're not kicking anybody for flatlining but we will blacklist everybody who flatlined, if you flatline these next 5 days you will never be allowed to join our club
beautiful emotional fluoride stare eyes
>>>>>>>>>>>slackerok
Hello
what is the appeal of sweep tosho
>>585043719Filly butts
magical cunny
Will the grand concert be saved, bros?
>>585043545hellu
>>585043894
fucking ew bitch
>>585044023uhhhh
>>585044023Where did the bush go?
ONLY SIXTEEN (16) MINUTES UNTIL THE FLATLINING!!
I was considering logging in for danchou but there's no way I can do my 5 borrows before bed, sorry danchode!
>>585044023those are some swollen nipples..
>>585044079Nobody is posting BBB
>>585044023Disgusting nipples
>>585043295Your pants are down
>good run>turbo sprint didn't finishok
>>585043719pedo bait
>>585044413who are the uggos? (cebter, bottom left)
There is a bird outside that has been chirping for the last 40 minutes and it's driving me insane I want to kill it so bad why are you chirping so much motherfucker chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp
>>585044808
>>585044808center*...
>>585044851This except woodpeckers, and in the morning.also autism
>>585044851You should like the sound of chirping birds
>>585044165I thought it was tomorrow? Am I being gaslit by my club? What's the actual answer?
>>585044851Maybe currenposters are alright, I connect with this on a soul level.
>>585045125It's tomorrow, keep doing your fan runs
>>585044851If BB works against cats then sure as fuck it works against birds
>>585045257please don't do this to me, oguri..
>>585044752dogshit poo award
currentrannies need to go back to r3ddit
>>585045370why is this bad
>>585044851Then this bird tricked my sad mind into smilingby the serious, stern look on her face."Even though your feathers are ragged and trimmed," I said, "you're definitely no coward,you scary, gloomy, chirping bird wandering from the night's dark shoretell me what your noble name is on the underworld's dark shore!"The bird answered, "Nevermore."I was amazed that this awkward bird could speak so clearly,even though its answer made little sense and wasn't very relevant.Because we have to admit, no living human beinghas ever been lucky enough to see a bird above their bedroom doora bird or beast perched on a carved statue above their doorwith a name like "Nevermore."
>>585045471turbo sprint is a must
>>585044153trainer made her wax it
>>585045370you got the white version, maybe im lazy but id cope it
>>585044808Marche Lorraine?
hope you guys closed your games fast enough because it takes 5 minutes for you to be considered logged out and able to do the flatline tech
>>585045556yes, and middle?
I'm so horny I could fuck a horse
>>585045712Casino Drive
where are the banners
>>585044851>hating birdsongsactually soulless and dead inside behavior
>>585045602Good thing I've been flatlining since the 15th
dubs chooses the uma i beat off to then do a career run with
>>585045906Mambwo...
>>585045943rolling for Ryan
>>585045902Just another * moment, so weird.
>>585045943silly
>>585045943>dubsnigger
>>585046158mambo doesn't act like this
>>585046164would
>Post Curren>Make joke about hating bird (Falco)>Retards take it literally You bore me
Post something groovy
>>585044851
you're esl so it's hard to tell sometimes.
>>585046414good post
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>585046414lol'd
>>585046414proof this thread is still slightly ensouled
>>585046414
>>585046414kek
>>585045943Sakura Bakushin O
>>585046467but I'm playing the game
post your 10 roll results
do the devs just really love kitasan? i feel like every iteration of her is good as fuck, card or uma
>>585046237MAMBO MAMBOYOU'RE A NIGGERMAMBO
>>585046373https://youtu.be/shNgOFTla-c
>>585046301you're just shit at making jokes>>585046414good job anon
>>585046467I don't want to play the videogame right now. That's all. It's that simple.
>>585046414based
>>585046696she's the goat
>>585046696Japan loves Kita
>>585046696I look like this
>>585046696they made an entire season of the anime for her nigga what do you think
>>585046467Next GW is in 5 hours and I've given up on it. I'll coast in B because I'm actually just tired of mid distance. I'm going to just recycle the L'arc ones and hope for the best.
>>585046795the other MCs dont have it this good bro
>>585046736wild mental gymnastics retard brownoid you are literally laughing at my joke right now
I logged in.........
>>585046858Oguri?
>>585046814>GWI meant CM. Why the heck am I GBF brained I don't even play that anymore.
>>585046928teio...
>>585046696how come kitasan white is better than kitasan black?
>>585046958bro next cm is like on the 31st
>>585046879meds, you're losing grip again
So is the LA concert canceled?
>>585047018retard, they're for different distancessmartest casual.
>>585046301Curren Chan fears the top umadol
>>585047050don't worry, anduril is coming to their rescue, unironically
>>585047018White supremacist
>>585039283I'm almost 2m tall, my 206 bones alone weight more than that.
Still not kissing Fine Motion
>>585047042cope
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>585046696hello i am here too
>>585047150please fuck my sister
>>585047151Yeah Still is kissing me instead
>>585047208*crickets*
>>585047075erm black is good for long onlythis white one seems to be good for any distance
>>585047208Dia-chan please come home early please
>>585047208The real prize
I don't play the game at all. I just watch the anime and listen to the music.
>>585047342trvke
>>585047208this is pretty good for a late uma
>>585047208im ready to get only dias instead of kitas just like in the card banner
>>585047259nyopsprint, mile and long is for blackwhite is medium exclusiveno reason to use her outside of that
>>585047413>mid race unique with speed and recovery>inherent mandatory accel skillStamina Siphon is the weakest part about her, but yeah she's genuinely pretty good for longs
>>585047208I actually want this more than kitachuda late who doesnt need brick S and has 15% speed is pretty good in my book
40 minutes into my flatline and i am already feeling withdrawals and this is the longest break ive taken in months aside from when i sleep
witlet award
>>585047689Anon you're one day early, the banners aren't out yet
>>585047689bwo the flatlining starts tomorrow
You guys are just shitposting right. No one here got gaslit into flatlining an extra day? You can still log in for another 23h
>>585047752>>585047756
>>585047780
>>585047462did they spin a roulette wheel to decide this ship?
>>585047752>>585047756>>585047812>>585047817>>585047840WHO DO I BELIEVE??
>>585047860its not a ship bro its a masturbation joke
>>585047752>>585047756>>585047780>>585047812>>585047817>>585047840>>585047869
>>585047812>>585047817>>585047840
>>585047780Some have been taking an extra week
there is no point to not logging in. just log in.
just lost my free pulls... fuck
Fuck Donald Trump
>>585047752>>585047756>>585047780>>585047812>>585047817>>585047840>>585047928>>585047931>>585047964>>585047982
>>585047208SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
You want to have sex with Dia? How many fans does she have?
according to VF you cant log in until 10pm on the 23rd from now onwards
>>585042808People meme about this image because moviebob is a FAT hyper mega nazi fuck
my danchou just sent me an email pleading for me to log back in after seeing me offline for 45 minutes, he reminded me my fan run is almost over and that it would be carat positive to start a new one
flatlining will kill mambo for good wont it
>>585047424400 pulls on the OG Kita banner, 2lb Kita (this is including the two sparks), MLB Dia. Guy I know had it worse though, he also did 400 pulls with only a single Kita as well but ended up with 7 Dias.
WAIT I CAN STILL LOG IN???
I have fat fuck fatigue
>>585048238Stop being fat then
>>585048212Yeahlike actually no joke, the banners and rolls aren't up today
>>585048212nope!
>>585048238
Oguri?
Oh hey, the legend race shows on the homescreen now
>>585048137One. Me.
>he's rolling on Shirokita instead of saving for Wei
>>585048276
>>585048212Yes you should log in nowYou can trust me
can you fags quit instead of being paranoid about missing 1 (one) day lol
>>585048369Genuinely very nice addition. Having them tucked away meant they were easy to forget.
>he logged in
Fuck this shit I gotta ask /vm/
>earthquakeit's over
>>585048595So you get your gaslight 20 minutes from now instead of being gaslit right now?
>>585048595ah thanks for letting me know to gaslight there too
At least while i flatline i can finish fire emblemThat new one is my favorite FE ever made but I have no one to tell that to because their general is dog ass
>>585048137I want to make love with Dia after training/races and before she takes a bath!>>585048595I believe you're safe until the 20th, 10PM UTC when the banner drops according to some sloptuber vJDsuSx9zYY
>>585048496You're boring
>he logged inuh oh BRICKED
You're all dipshits. Does this say 19th to you?
great job everyone
>>585048702Post the chibisloppa if you want to make them mad
>>585048750and you're FAT
>>585048743wtf this is just the umadash sloptuber
>>585048814UOOOOOOOOH WUBY
>>585048793What time is it IN JAPAN retard
An /uma/ club member followed me, does that mean I've made it
>>585048695
>>585048367
Putting Hayahide, Brian, and Maya to sing the christmas song together is so funny to me.
>>585048793Exactly, it doesn't, because it's the 20th now
>>585048690need mayano top ass to do this on my facedubs and this happens
>>585048814size doesn't matter
>>585048695They talk like redditors there but gaslights are heavily discouraged
>>585048814her knockers are that big?
>>585048849Really? I was like the first or second suggested video after I searched "satono diamond" I didn't even bother to write ny banner
>>585048695I'm sure the 4 or 5 underaged Indonesians sitting in a Discord call giggling about their "gaslight" feel very proud right now
>banner is tomorrowNOOOOOOO THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE DAY MAMBO DIEDNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>585047860They're roommates, bwo
>>585048908it might've been me
Just letting you know that I'm about to masturbate
goodnight bwosnot you, front runner users
>>585048908Mambwo remove him from your followers...
>>585049289Gold Pee in my city
IKUYOOOOOO
206672832066728320667283cm21 please come
I'm the real winner because I'm logging in and getting extra stars for my wife.
You wouldn't just ditch your clubdacchis for 1 potential spook you probably wont even play, right?
>>585049418>2mamashan't
>>585049418I just closed the game
>>585049515close your eyes and never open them again
>>585049323what to?
>>585049418I can't for the next five days...
I'm retarded, please explain the flatline like i'm Haru Urara. The 50 from the support banner moves to the Kita banner? How do you know that?
>>585049418But I was just about to do some light reading before going to bed...
>>585049584ok......
5 day quitters will be noted and registered in the NO HONOR club blacklist
>>585049627see >>585048743
>>585049468I want both Kita and Dia, so it must be done.
>>585049445What's your excuse for not having her at 5 stars the day you rolled her?
>>585049354>short scrollbar>5 race sparksoh nyo
>>585049418WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
>>585049418no haku unless requested, feeling lazy145276741452767414527674
>>585049627we just dowe woudnt lie to you
>>585049627If you don't open the game during the free support rolls, cygames gives them to your uma rolls insteadExcept they won't, because they patched it out in the last QoL update and anons are gaslighting themselves into losing free 50 support rolls and flatlining their clubs
>>585049627Whenever there's a free campaign like "100 free rolls" cyGAYmes expects new players to pick up the game. Now imagine you register at the very last day, you'd only get 10 pulls normally which for a new player is horrible.That's why for those who do not login during the campaign (new players, flatliners) they get the rolls they missed from the previous days.If you do login at all you won't be able to save them.
>>585049627Because this is not the first time they've done this. The first time was the last NY event where we first got 50 pulls on Tamamo Cross (the uma) and then 50 on Fuku speed. It was possible then to do it too but people prefer having uma pulls over support cards pulls (especially when the cards are bad/situaional), so barely anyone did it then. If you dont log in in about 23h from now during tomorrow's banner rese and wait for the free pulls to swap to the uma banner, then all of your accumulated support card pulls will also be transfered. They never do this shit again because of how stupid it is.
>>585049767>>585049754Cap as in peak of course
>>585049767>7 pacegrimothy
>>585049870>They never do this shit again because of how stupid it is.you said this the last time...
>>585049939next scenario we use guts cards too
>>585049767789612727896127278961272
>>585049418
>>585049418Sorry my runs today were arse so I have nothing new to test
>>585049990ok latch on is useless on pace245234512452345124523451
>>585048390I WANT TO ROLL ON BOTH BUT I CAN'Tand Wei isn't an S tier front, so I'll wait until her alt to pull for her.
7 and I'll fap to Fukukitaru 8 and I'll fap to Copa Copa
>>585050229fast rooms holy fuark
>>585050229Please let me in I need a rematch that 789 was so sad
>>585049717I may love her and it's not out of the question, but my love to hoard overpowers it. And if I know legend races are coming up, I may as well maximize gibs to have stars along with shards and first-win carats.
it appears that I'm too slow to join on phone
>>585050419we are... le uncs now..
>>585049627Here. This is a pretty thorough explanationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJDsuSx9zYY
Saw someone with my real name in team trials and it freaked me out for a second
>>585050504Javier Gonzales...
>>585050504Andrew...
>>585050229>>585050371okFIVE ROOMSONLY JOIN ONE PLEASE8283064544933681841584467646551381118384>>585050419cum in
>>585050504John Cygames...
>>585050504Hitler Mussolini Simeón Flores...
>>585050504Tyler...
>>585050602let's fucking gooooo>>585050504Don Diego de la Vega...
>>585050504Urgoth The Destroyer...
>>585050602based room GAWD
>>585050563HISHIAMA SEXOOO
Be a good girl and eat it all, Rice
>>585050602Thank you, I actually got the rematch room with everynyan from last time
This thread is going into my cringe compilation
ugh men
What day am I supposed to log in on for kita? Saturday?
>>585050924its going in my precious memories compilation
>>585050913Still 3rd but at least it wasn't reverse podium sweep, thanks for hostaing
it's honestly kinda sickening how privileged ends are with daring strike and encroaching shadow
>>585050602>811183846/9anyone can join
>>58505106323rd
>>585050913>>585050602good race bwochachos, Oguri went from 1st to last, sprint casino stuff
>>585051063now this is a question
Wait i can still login?
>>585051205>privileged this aint twitter or bluesky BROTHER
NOOOOOOOOO I BRICKED MY ACCOUNTFUCK WHY DID I LOG IN
>>585051205lol it's a sprint anyone can win
>>585051063Log in on the 1st to be safe
Evil idea - spam fake room matches (with fake results) to bait someone into logging in
Oh wait no dont login bros it started
>>585051405but you can't come here if you are flatlining how would you see that
On the 25th, flatlining TRAITORS shall be gunned down
I love my umawife
>>58504821222 hours until we're going into the cagejust don't log in when the banners drop
>>585050602another five maaaaaybe?same rules apply9154027689350200311861829068968715848699
>>585048810chibiposter's chibis are art and I don't care what anyone says
feels bad i dont want to make her lose a bunch of times
i can't wait for all the retards that login at daily reset to collect shoes thinking they are safe because the banner didn't "Activate" yet lol
I will flatline and then log in 1 day early to farm (yous)
The "I am not going to log in for five days" joke got stale
>>585051680>consistent color codingscary...
All these rooms just to lose again
>>585051684I like the pouting ones
>>585051773nyooooo only for pink, because it happened to line up. don't want to slow down rooms so just went in color order
I think 3 pacers no backup plan is going to kick my ass...Also, anyone else's Akebono not triggering Yummy Speed at all? Mine has 400hp so she should be meeting criteria
>>585051915bwo your downhill mode...
>>585051915it's hp% so it's hard to proc it even at 100 stamina due to how downhill works
I started playing recently and began to start making parents/grabdparents, which scenario is the best to let the umabot do its thing?
Danchou ordered all future flatliners to do 10 fan runs today...........
>>585048737Have fun but also Fortune's Weave is shit.
>>585052027>>585052047Es ist over fur mich
>>585052069GrandLive. But it doesn't matter as much for you since you can't hit SS anyway
>>585051915You need Nothing Venture to drain her stamina bwo or use Ashinzawa for the negative recovery
>>585052069>which scenario is the best to let the umabot do its thing?URA and Unity have nice skills, you could loop some of themGrand Live gives the best grandparents, SS rank increases the change of 2* or somethingTrackblazeit is SHIT for auto
>>585052264I used pic related Bono for this race the first time around and her unique procced most of the time
I don't understand the appeal of Sakura Laurel.
>>585052561you may be gay
>>585052610That's Laurel herself, actually
>>585052561bancho...
cm21 status?
>>585052639she's literally you and yet you can't see the apeal...
>>585052245Lyn really would make a good uma(Love the game though, far better than 3h or engage)
You might think politics don't impact things like Umamusume, but it does have a deep impact, unlike Umamusume.
>>585052705i wonnered a room and got second in another, think im done making aces
>>585052772new mexico should be renamed new america desu
>>585052362Mantblazer is the best for fan runs tho. Take note mambwos
>>585052705Can't beat /umag/ rooms but I'm positive winrate in rando publics, two of my aces need a little more work
>>58505270580% WR in VF discord rooms, i'm done
>>585052772Ripped word for word from twitterNo shame huh?
>>585051680oki that's it from me thanks for joininglobbies are so populated during sprint so that's nice to see
>>5850527051 ace out of 3visited uma.moe to look for a parentwas incredibly disappointed that my half assed parents are better
>>585052919I hate that wedding whore like you wouldn't believe
>>585052919yeah lots of people is nice, ty for hosting!
>>585052919bono nyo...
>>585052919thanks for hosting
>>585052705huh
>>585052919Thanks for hosting! Cool rooms, my Machan is gonna have a hard time procc'ing ult if there's any fronts, hopefully there aren't many in the actual cm...
>>585051915Bono is a unplayable Uma
>>585052919I need to remake my fronts...thanks for the rooms
>>585052919thx for behaving today kitten
>>585052919Thanks for hosting, this Sprint feels super RNG
>>585052705Just started working on a parent
>>585052276Have to use the random second half of the race proccing skill...
>>585052919>>585053106 (me)Actually wondering if my Oguri is stamming out because of risky business, need to remake her anyways cause no sprint S...
>>585053338there is no earthly way you are dying ever for any reason with that downhill bwo
>>585052705Still white spark farming, but I'd like tonight or tomorrow for me to start getting parents for their ults if the clanker decides to be nice.
>>585053338you're more than chilling gwo, popped everything here
>>585052919Thank you for the rooms and results
>>585053446>>585053510Oh alright, had a feeling it wasn't that but wasn't sure, thanks bwotatos. Need to get Haku too at some point...
>>585053719It's really easy and fast to set up, especially if you already have hachimi
I really think you should be allowed to play a run while an independent training is happening. Right now the game feels dead for 80% of the day and like a complete chore.
>>585052919fun
>>585053872just dont do fan runs then
I guess I have to pray for a jobber finals again if I want the star title
>>585053838Nyo never used it to be honest... But I kinda want to get it for the haku stuff and the overall improvements, was just scared of possible bans this whole time, I'm autistic
>>585050504Luis Miguel...
>>585053872never had this problemt b+ dancho
>>585053872Go do something else nigger
>>585053872>independent fan run>manual fan run
>>585052705two aces donethird one - get good high rolls, no sprint S, get sprint S don't get skillsfirst two aces only took a few tries but now I'm stuck grinding all day killing runs after second inspiration
>>585052705I will turn evil.
>>585054086I wanna play the game but playing isn't optimal, it feels like shit
I'm the only one flatlining
Palmer's shoes smell INCREDIBLE >114 to go
>>585054040I think I got Hachimi very early on during MANT or maybe even late Unity. I did uninstall it a couple times when there were ban warnings for botters... But playing without it sucks so I installed it again pretty fast.Shouldn't take more than 15 min to get everything working
>>585054332"""Optimal""" is getting a job and then doing a single ace run that gets you to A finals while using some south east asian's vibecoded bot for fan runs or even ace runs.
>>585052763Save your carats for the summer banner, bwo.
>>585054268I was always evil
playing uma on linux kinda sucks smelly donkey dick
did you guys hear that?
>>585054542it was running fine for me with ge-proton but suddenly now it runs like ass even with h*chimi
CHIRP CHIRP
>>585054525I HATE CURREN
>>585054689
>>585054816
>>585054756
>>585054810I love CurrenAND RICE LOVE WINS!
>>585046696As a newfag I think I might roll for her because she's really cute
>>585046696she looks like an angel had sex with a miko, Kitashiro is hot as fuck, goddamn I'm diamonds whenever I look at her
>>585054332what the hell is optimalset autoruns for fans or parents whenever you're busy or working, play whenever you have free time if you feel like playingafter the clanker got added you have the most time to do ace runs and glueing whatever you want and still output enough fans for any A+ or even higher club during times when you can't play
First time I'm seeing this scene, freaky horses
>>585049323ugh, heavy.. how can they run so fast?
>>585054435yeah I'll probably check it out in a sec, seems pretty easy to setup at least
drama?
I'm fapping to next uma image.
>>585047018because being white is better than being a ni->you may not use umachan for 30 days
Steel Ball Run collab when?
die /a/troon
>>585055306God i wish that were me
>>585055695isn't Umamusume also /a/?
>>585055779/u/ /m/ /a/yes
>>585055779it was /a/ before it was /v/
>unironic /v/edditor
>>585055948Hmm I think I'll start buying figgies
>>585055948built for the hotglue jar
>>585055637hum..How should slow dancer look like? I think she's supposed to be a hag
wokka
>>585056148what's going on here?
>>585056179>hag slow dancerThis is true!
>>585055527That was a great fap.
HEY
>>585056440YEAH?
>>585056507Sex with my bro
>>585056440HELLO
>>585056426
>>585056440STOP SCREAMING
Yeah this is bricked no way I get enough WIT at this point
>>585056440HEYI'M YOUR LIFEI'M THE ONE WHO TAKES YOU THERE
>>585056652YELLING IS FUN
would you slap Doto for 1M dollars?
hey hey cuties
oh the media controls with hachimi are neat for concerts...
when do the gibs start
my tummy hurts and I feel like I'm going to throw up
>>585056903I'd slap her for free, cause I know she'd do the same
>>585056993In 2 more daily resets
>>585057012what did you eat this time teiobwo...
>>585057012you may be pregnant
>>585057012stop using that moldy butter
>>585057012Did the slugs get in your food Teiobwo?
soon
do I need to flatline for 5 days in /uma/ threads too?
>>585057330
>>585057323What umas do you usually post?
>>585057330Spe wouldn't make such obscene faces
>>585057270my god... Kitasan White comes with the gold version of Wide Shaped?
>>585057323yeppers, otherwise you'd be cheatingsee you next week
>>585057393room results
>>585057419>this is a sickly uma that could die at any moment
>>585057671At least that proves you're not V. You should keep posting
has the 'dont log in if you want 100 kita pulls' time started or not yet?
>>585057831it's tomorrow
>obsessed
don't we also miss out on a rainbow shard if we flatline for 5 days....
>>585057393only appropriate umas for a moment, often without image. My most used uma images are McQueen, Fuku, decroded Maya and Smart Falcon (fat and regular)
>>585057910Yeah
>>585046696Would Kitasan have sex with me if I begged her hard enough?
>>585057910you either get a rainbow shards and your log in carrots or you turn your 50 support pulls into 50 kits pulls
>>585057949You can keep posting too
>nearly every sloptuber has made a video on the new year flatlineWhy is it so talked about this time? I feel like no one really talked about the last time this happened.
I will simply luckshit Kitasan
>>585057981>>585058043i can't decideis what i would say but then i remembered that i care much more about umas than cardssee you guys in 5 days
>>585058118Because it was for a shitty card nobody cares
>>585058118birb is a danchode so of course he doesn't want me flatlining
niggas really find any excuse to not play the game
>>585058197rolling for fuku speed was a smart choice in hindsight, lasted 3 scenarios, maybe more
>>585058197What was it? I don't remember
>>585058289>loopingnot even once
>>585058289i think i made like 1 ace ever with fuku sneed, its a really good auto card though, might be evergreen for that
>>585058364you will do it eventually
will ebayan make it to BCC or is her visa getting revoked too?
>>585058247bwo i love fake replying to non existing posts in a totally not super mad passive aggressive fashion
>>585058403starting from grandmasters you wont sneed fuku anymore to hit easy SS, auto kinda saved an otherwise shit card that would have been shelved after mant
I CANT LOG IN HELP
>>585058603
>>585058563oh right, scenario stat creep is a helluva drug
>>585058563but that means you can use fuku speed to boost an otherwise shit looping deck that only exists for hints to SS
>>585058438last cm i used a parent from last november and the gp was from last august
>>585055779by 7 years, if you mean the release of Global. By four (ish) years if you mean the release of JP server. Um/a/musume is when I first fell in love with her in the spring of 2018, after all.
>>585058603spechud wouldnt be lewd like this
>>585058848countrygirls are the horniest
How am I supposed to snack on Helios and Hokko AND save enough for Ramonu?
>>585058848not with you
drank some water and I feel better now
>>585058941youre meant to HUG AND FUCK helios
>>585058809do stallions really
>>585058941No snacking...
>>585058941Like this
>>585059078what if i snack on the Kris S banner
you have to be a complete fucking retard to even like rice shower
>>585059102I don't have that many carats
>>585059360Alos unaccepatble. Save for what you think is important. Commit to your rolls. Never pull unless you have enough to spark.
>>585059510hmmI suppose that's fine.
>>585059616But I want kris
>>585059776Then properly budget around that desire
>>585059524how many carats do you havesemi-serious players get about 17-19k carats per month on averageso if you don't spend anything starting now, you'll have close to +40k by the time Ramonu releases
>>585059915Ai chan would do this
>>585060023that is cursed
>>585056837>Metallikike
fuck kris s in the sex hole
You are invited to CURREN'S CUTIE DERBY!!
>>585058118Because we all love Dia-chan so all clubs will tank
You are invited to CURREN'S CUTIE UMAPUSSY!!
>>585060205Many people are saying this.
>>585058941Use THAT (paid daily pulls and voucher)
I would rape a teioposter
>>585060609no you wouldn't
Which City would you sex in the?
>>585060609>fat>slob>stinky>over 30 y.oyikes
>>585060737everysingleday
i like reading new careers slowly a lot of the time i dont finish them in one dayt dancho
>>585060737Is none an option
bricked
funny how we're living in a reality where jp oniisantachi have a thread pic with global umas and ours is a jp one
post kitasan sex
>>585060737sexpoir
>>585060858sprint parent selection is atrocious on global
>>585060886what a meaningless observation holy fuck
>>585060926This boy shall arouse you.
>>585060737Shichi would look great in Tap's hairstyle, no?
kitasan is STUPID
>>585060737auntie love
>>585060858there is still not a single good cheer halo sprint parent on the database
>>585060886based nooticer
>>585061029What if he already does?
>>585061029
>>585060979>>585061086and it’s going to get worse because of the mass 5days flatline.
God I want to rape Kitasan
COUNTDOWN TO PALMER
>>585061086slurped them all srry
>>585061265>t.
>>585061127Then you should get the charming proc soon enough>>585061159unlike Dia here.
>>585040624Is this any better ladies? Kinda whiffed on wit trainings. The not shown skill is budding blossom. Could have taken Vic por Pla but I figured if Taishin is 2nd to the corner she's winning on e-shadow alone and the speed boost is too miniscule to matter.
>>585061434Nice
>>585061434yeah i wouldnt pull out
I convinced my trainee to let me six seven her ass for the sake of her "training." How do I take this further without catching the attention of the rest of the Mejiros?
>>585061626they don't care about Palmer
>>585061626They already know and don't care
>>585061689>>585061718both of you are disgusting whorren fans
>>585061765
>>585061765me on the right
>slop
>>585061763where was your trainer and family when you won Takarazuka Kinen?
>>585061626>without catching the attention of the rest of the Mejiros?>implying it wasn't a team effort of the entire familyYou are already a Mejiro.
>slopbooooooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiiing
>>585061765my cock is that big
>>585061763
god i love waking up at 3amwhy me
>>585061959Prove it, record yourself jacking off for my enjoyment you faggot.
>>585062040make a swastika
>>585062123its 8pm tho
None of the umas would accept a guy with a small weenie like mine.
>>585062040Stego cute.
>>585062178good for your troon
>>585062125>do all the work while i just watchthat's not very appealingyou could at least try to get me horny and wanting to pump for you
>>585061689>>585061718That's a bit rude.>>585061916I don't understand. I kept quiet about it. I didn't brag or take any videos or anything.
>>585062190Nerve density is the highest at the entrance and clit.
>>585044851Without a doubt a flip
>>585062123go back to sleep
>>585062190What about Air "7cm deep umanko" Shakur?
>>585062285noonecarestrannyholy shit shut up about your gay ass libtard concert you normalfag
>>585061626How did you convince her? I wanna do the same thing with Kris but I'm scared shitless of her
>>585062446>he doesnt recognize the copypasta
>>585062394Don't reply to me smelly indian
>>585062190Rickey would. and im sure other umas would too if you got like really good at eating pussy
>>585061763No warrens are for rabbits not horses
>>585062406You make it sound so easy
>>585062562take more adderall, works for me, gwo
>>585062562stop drinking energy drinks and coffee and eating chocolate cakes
Who the fuck started the idea that ignited spirit power+ can't give you the skill outside unity??????
>>585040271They're based on incredibly odd formulas that put an equally odd amount of emphasis on Guts and Wit scores. Then they also affect one another, where if you're in the top-5 favoured in all three categories (roughly Speed, Stam and Pow) it slingshots you even higher out of proportion with your actual ability to win.It's weird.
What would happen if Biko, Samson Big, and Shinko were put in a room with Rickey?
>>585062679retard
>>585062562if you're not tired enough to go back then stay awake, do your day normally and go to sleep on time so it gets corrected
>>585062658
>>585062498vlip
>>585062679genius
>>585062362They pla- discussed about it extensively over tea and macaronis so it's only natural that the word got out.
>>585062496Diamonds
>>585062679It can and does, it just doesn't count as the same skill for looping purposes. If you're into the whole looping thing then you want the normal skill hint spark without the plus
>>585047208>>585047664>>585047342She's the reason I'm flatlining..
>>585062470I told her that we need to work on her glutes, so I wanted to spend some time training her lunges. I kept it professional at the start, asked her how she FELT she was progressing. I also worked in some exercise for her thighs, to start my excuses to feel her up there. Eventually we basically just did an entire week of lunges and I simply gave a quick "excuse me" and six sevened. I then "catch myself" and "apologized" about how I was just checking on her muscle-building, but she said it was okay. Now I just do it even though we've stopped training with lunges. She even wears bloomers now when she's training.
>>585046467>>585046462I will RAPE her
>exposes the time when he was woken up by birdsKek I always knew he was SEA
>>585062446you really love cock don't you
>>585063014alright now you get way too into the RP aspect of it which is kinda gaaaaaaaay
>>585063153You're kinda gay.
>>585062920Understandable
>>585061765i'm like this
Baker Kinen
>>585063196if I wanna rp I talk to my funny local AI file, not make elaborate shit up for 4chins.also: very rude, you bigot!
>>585063014Hot
>>585063153RPing with Rubyposters..
>turning on MSAA in Hachimi gives everyone in the club the shoe iconbizarre
>>585063318I'm very rude, but you're very gay.
>>585063528Yeah, Gay for Helios, Paam and Espo.
Meisho Mambo and Gold Ship
>>585063570Yeah, that's fair. Carry on.
I forgot what I wanted to say to you guys
>>585062496>>585049821I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
I know people talk about Kita more but honestly she seems REALLY good tooand more importantly really easy to build, and for longsloppers being easy to build is godsend
>>585063726hags sex most likely
>>585063774She's great for late/long, her skills are pretty stacked.
>>585063721Glad we came to an understanding
We need to marry off the Mejiro girls. Who wants to marry Mejiro Ryan?
>>585063774She would've loved Arimakino.
DON'T LET IT BAKE
>>585063774people say laurel is better (and im sure she is) but dia honestly seems easier to build you dont have to worry about goddamn claw forward
>>585063774she is pretty good so far, but by the time the next Long is out, she's competing against Brian, Sakura Laurel, and Neo Universe, and she's the weakest of the 4. she's giga-sexo though, so if I get her on the way to sparking Kitashiro, I won't complain.
>>585063845>>585063686wwwwwwwwwwwwwife
>>585063902Dibs on Ardan.
>>585063902autis/uma/ danchou.. your time is now...
>>585063908>>585063908>>585063908Christmas bresd for the Christmas month
>>585064037isn't neo medium only
baked 3 min ago stale
>>585064296too latedie in a fire dia trooni dont care if the other thing is NTR based or not youre a disgustin schizo
>>585064296Didn't see the other one
>>585064196her golds are medium-only, but she can run Longs just fine. So maybe Dia > Neo on Longs, after all.
>>585064152why can't you just fuck off and leave us alone
>>585065981have a melty over at /umajp/ you slop spamming troon
