>Latest patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png >Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightreign Boss Arena Modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg >The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer Passworderg>Anti-threadshitter filter listhttps://clipb.in/hga6AdYTouch bloodstain: >>584958948
Lardin'!
>>585050330You are our best poster here never stop what you do king
the results are in, /erg/ is officially a chud generalmaybe now the tgirl and gock spam will finally stop
>>585050330based birdlore enjoyer
https://poal.me/wh1uz1https://poal.me/wh1uz1https://poal.me/wh1uz1
>>585051019erg tgirls are erg culcha
>>585051019Now let's form a government and kill the other voters except for Cyan Party they are moderate and deserve to be tolerated
>>585039006>btw, why is the hitbox of your bear flickering on and off when it's not doing anything?I think it's one of those hitboxes that targets breakable objects and they just made it trigger over and over. It does not target the player if that's what you're wondering. I wanted to say a lot more but it's 2 in the morning and I'm still troubleshooting DSTrannyStudio so it'll have to wait.>>585048670I think Dark Souls 3 had something similar.
@creasySolo dreglord I am extremely stubborn about my runeshttps://gofile.io/d/voML2UbA
Im gonna be so disappointed if this is what your version of scorched earth amounts to so please do something more exciting soon
>>585051441This is the closest I could get to it in like 2 minutes of messing around.
>>585052131I pretty much got to the same result but I still think the chestpiece looks a bit off, I could swear the oathseeker armor would fit in nicely but I was dead wrong
Lookhttps://x.com/KNIGHT_ITOFUYU/status/2112215489770631613
>>585052630this image pleases me plenty
>>585052630just use the knight helm at that point lawdy
Troons should be forced to post their tendie accounts so I don't have to ever be in the same Duskbloods match as them.
>>585053442sludge?
>>585051019>>585053318Don't be mean to the erg tgirlies, they love you all so much and just want to make you happy and play games with you.
>>585051038mindraped by terr award
^ raped third person cocksucker award
>>585053318Ironic
I'm about to emulate armored core 4 hopefully it's any good
>>585053795Have fun emulating and make sure to post here anything mysterious you see hidden throughout the game
>>585053489Stop talking about men as if they're women.
>>585054031If strangers call them women in real life, that's socially a woman.
>>585051923This site doesnt load for shit use unlisted youtube
nofap zone below this post
>>585053078All the pieces are from different sets
>>585054472yeah just the snout helm looks universally retarded and ruins the look so badly that you might as well go for the simple good enough option of double dipping, imo
i havent been here for awhile, does /dsg/ not exist anymore?
>>585055069we're still here, xister...
>>585055069Boating accident, sorry.
>>585055069dsjeet was raped and destroyed
>>585055069we control /erg/ now don't listen to the ergoyim
069we took over this place and now the ergies do our bidding they are our slaves
>>585053912Nevermind it already froze 20 seconds into the first mission great
>>585055069Nice try we own you as you’re fully aware of
is there any smoker representation in the fromsofts? i can only recall starlight shards and BB blood cocktails as far as vices like that
>>585051019/erg/ only has 23 unique posters...
>>585056361what does starlight shards have to do with smoking? i wish i can quit smoking for good one day.
>>585056361Starlight shards?
>>585056361no come to think of it there's not a single character who smokes in any gamebut if it had to be someone it'd 100% be gehrman or isshin
>>585056748>>585056789No, starlight shards were used to make alcohol-equivalent drinks.
>>58505667324 since I didn’t vote
>>585056913What about the weird fish fucks in Sekiro? Maybe I'm just thinking of their flutes.
>>585056918bombay sapphire...
Gwynevere is smokin' HOT!
>>585057197https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/05/05/526928023/ginned-up-canada-recalls-bottles-of-bombay-sapphire-for-being-extra-boozyGood times....
>>585056673it was rigged I bet we have like 10 posters
>>585057423>nearly twice as potentyeah that's the FP restoration physick alright, bombay doesn't taste that good honestly i prefer hendrick's.
>>585057423what a cunt
>>585056913weird design choice by them considering they like to show all manner of other quirks. was also sure i'd seen isshin draw from a pipe. missed opportunity to have gideon rip off gandalf
erg girls hanging out with libra
>>585058000could be a censorship thing? how many japanese games depict smoking
>>585058593the yakuza series openly depict smoking scenes like it's nothing
>>585058660but that's about gangsters doing illegal things
>>585058593>censorship thingThat's only for underage smoking like how jotaro in part 3 smoking a cig got censored in the TV version
>>585051923I only watched your one raider run and haven't watched any of the others. dunno why you're addressing me. I told you I don't want this kind of "help".But I guess everyone needs a reason to get up in the morning.I can handle Dreglord well enough on my own. It's Dancing Lion and Artorias that destroy me. Though, the last Dancing Lion Fight I had wasn't too bad. Damage and luck was on my side.
this feels like some mandela nonsense, I could swear like there are pipes laying around in at least one of the games, bloodborne seems like the obvious one but I can't think of examples off the top of my head, I want to say that the undead merchant in dark souls one references a pipe or something like that but I don't know why
>>585059546Watch that one I fight artorias
If you can't fit a whole charged r2 during a punish, should you do a tap r2 over r1s? Would it be better for poise damage? What are the benefits of tap r2s on different kinds of wepis?! I feel like I only ever cr2 or r1.
Malenia
>>585061028entirely depends on the weapon. There are very few openings that don't let you get a balls/stars CR2 on.I like doing raw R2 into CR2 on weapons that give you the flippy charge attack like raiders and giant crush, because the 2nd one feels way faster. raw r2 star fists/balls/bare fists are probably the best non rev claw revive method
>>585061028r2 does more damage the longer you charge, some weapons have a 2 hit CR2 when full charged so your extra posture damage comes from the attack hitting twice.
>>585061594>r2 does more damage the longer you chargeWho's gonna tell him
Anypony quetina'ing?
>>585061686it does do more poise damage and stance breaks much faster at the bare minimum >>585061028faggot
>>5850610282h greatsword has a nice tap r2 instead of vertically shitting the ground you do a horizontal sweep with higher damage and only slightly slower
>>585061686He's right but worded weird.
>>585061820sure i can throw the queue on while figure this puzzle out
>>585061028>>585061557Oh also Undertaker hammer R2. I like how much it pushes you forward so I'll raw R2 into CR2 with it a ton
>>585061929nephew is puzzled
>>585061826kek
que sera sera
I listen to Seven Seas of Rhye on loop when playing nightreign sometimes. Pumps me up like no other.
we are the ergieturkeys
>>585062447Did you get a matchtina?
a griefertina has entered the queuetina
>>585062506türkiye*
>>585062991what goofy scre...
>>585063057my thimbly woes
>>585062991what the chungus
>>585062991
>>585062991maggotpilled freakcore
>>585062991anon, I...
>>585063128>>585053706Hello gaped anon>>585051329Hello lonely anon>>585063218Hello brainrot anon
>>585064130hello ape
hello hello anon
seems to be a dead queue. quite tarnivorous
>>585064130please stop bullying our threadshitters their condition is terminal they cant help it
Hello ergtinas
>>585064510tina tina
>>585064314you deserve it
I wish terrtina were here with us
>>585064721You deserve it, bitch
Ergbergs
>>585064130>raped anon melty
>>585064790nah just you
>>585064875nah you deserve it
i deserve financial freedom
>>585052630Dog Knight
>>585064995no...
>>585055320>>585056123The reality of the situation
Dead game dead queue holy shit
>>585055157>>585055576>>585055594The truth of the matter.
>>585064130hello loser cuck
>>585064763Everyone is saying this
>>585064130Really got them hot under the collar today
>>585066325Collectively stomped that shitter, well done.
Why is the thread moving so slow today? Did the suicide pact actually happen?
>>585068371hopefully another ban of pornaddict gay anons
>>585068371I'm convinced it's botting/scripting at this point. There's no mental illness that causes you to same the same 10 catch phrases on repeat for years of your life.
>>585068371we're playing valheim on the erg serber
>>585069023valheim won
>>585068941it's really interesting to see it sustained consistently over such a long time, but Ive seen how certain browns behave and it's just not that shocking within that context >>585069023did the discord listen to my suggestion when I asked if valheim was a good elden ring or is it a wishful thinking on your part?
>it's da cooord!! it's da boooots!you fags are just as mentally ill kek
>>585069393For some reason the schizos keep trying to blame everything on "the discord". They'll literally spam the same shit 24/7 and then say it's "the discord".
>>585068941I've thought this before, I wonder if it the scripting is triggered by specific phrases or something.My initial guess was that DOS wasn't here and he was what triggered their scripting.
>>585069458You still don't learn. When the name for the eternal other was tumblr that didn't mean they were all from tumblr it was a catchall for anyone that wasn't spiritually anon. Same applies for the discord. It means you are an outsider due to the way you act. Go to /co/ and they call art they don't like calarts, that doesn't mean everything they don't like literally came out of calarts even though most of it did, it was a label for a thing they didn't like homogenized by an easily identifiable label.
>doscucka schizo ramblings right on time
>>585069582Looks like you were on the right track.
>>585070031Clocked that freak real good here nice work he's already running damage control
spoop loops!!!!
1/3
Wouldn’t Raya Lucaria and Enir Ilim have been very close neighbours before Marika did her thing?
>>585072373Idk
>>585072373Based on what?
>>585072373nope.
>>585072373they didn't exist at the same time as each other
>>585072906Says who? We don't know how old either are exactly.
>>585068371not yet, there are still 5 of them >>585051019
>>585073165kek fuck those guys
>>585072373Yes. Glintstone sorcerers and Hornsent ascetics seem to value spirals.
>crucible current >primeval current >primordial crucibleIts all the same shit
>>585072970if only we could ask a cool tarnished about it
>>585073724>the names are similar... so they must be... le same!Do you think the Nazis were socialists?
>>585074660weren't they national about it?
>>585074660>>585074824yes
you're gonna take my runes or what
Holy shit I'm not normally a STRfag but the Kirkhammer feels amazing
LHB owns you
does any lore pro know how much runes the average prostitute in The Lands Between charges for 1 hour
>>585080138She asks for payment in hugs.
>>585068941It's not. It's a case of terminal onlineness. These people have no hobbies or interest outside of the internet and it's unbelievable to those that do.
>>585061028This question was made for me but I won't answer it.
>>585074660Yes they were. Socialists during that era would be considered far right these days.
>>585081854kek
>>585068371I’m busy binge watching Apothecary Diaries
first time playing bbdoes Skill get better options before the lategame? was thinking about going the dexfag route but nearly everything i've seen so far is either Strength or qualitythe cane's alright but i don't want to be using it for the whole fuckin game
>>585083454wouldn't you like to know hunter boy
>>585083454I use hunter axe every single playthrough
>>585083454The rifle spear, kirkhammer and ludwig's sword are alright, but if you want a true dexfag weapon """early""" you need to go into the DLC and find one there (you don't have to kill any bosses).
>>585082550I don't like watching unfinished animes
>>585083454Not really, unfortunately. Your closest alternative is Ludwig's, which is quality scaling, otherwise you'll have to wait until you get access to Blades of Mercy (or use a save-edited chalice to grab an Uncanny/Lost version ). You can also rush the DLC early to get the Saif, but otherwise you're mostly forced to wait until late game.
>>585083702is that what gascoigne had?>>585083746>>585083873damn, last boss i killed was BSB and i think i can get into the dlc but i'm not sure how to yet and would probably get my shit kicked in, guess i can do quality since i'm kinda already in the area anywayFUCK the undead giant btw
>>585084139>is that what gascoigne had?Yes.>>585084139>last boss i killed was bsbThen you should have the rifle spear at least.
>>585084139Good job defeating Gascoigne. You're almost at the first filter
>>585084139Hunter's Axe is a pure Str weapon, and it's one of the three starter weapons. It draws in scrubs like flies to shit because the charged R2 in tricked mode does a shitload of damage while also knocking down almost anything that gets hit by it. But despite that, it's still a better weapon than Threaded Cane which is easily the worst starter weapon.>>585084331Rifle Spear is worse than Threaded Cane by a goddamn country mile. The last spelunking session we ever did in /bbg/ before it died was Oops, All Rifle Spears, and it was purely for shits and giggles to see how far we could make it with literally the worst weapon in the entire game.
>>585084453nah hunters axe is kino. you're just bad
>>585084453But I liked using it...
>>585084331>>585084453might need to go back through Old Yharnam and look for it then. it's not the pilebunker the gatling gun hunter had, was it? i fought him once but didn't kill him>Threaded Cane which is easily the worst starter weapon.i kinda figured since it seems a bit gimmicky and the damage isn't great and the charged R2 has such piss range but it's both a really cool concept and has a lot of flexibility when the whip isn't bouncing off every solid surface in the world>>585084380his gun had me seething until i figured out how to predict when he'd use it, great first boss
don't be scared to face me already
>>585082550You VILL
imagine a world where they didn't abandon nightreign
>>585083454The starting weapons are the best weapons. BB is shit blind and ends before you can get value out of any mid game weapon swap. I’d just use a starting weapon then use a new weapon for chalices and dlc once you’ve completed the main quest
the ergie multiverse...
>>585086450I'm imagining it
>>585086704what up elf
Can I get a VAR check on this.Meme or actually good for d5?Since heolster relic adds fixed damage, that means every tick/hit of multi hit weapons is getting the bonus damagehttps://x.com/Naiza29986015/status/2112414961637204398
Sellen wife of tarnished
>>585087662Schlop Schlop Schlop Tarnished procreating with his dear wife Sellen ensuring many heirs for his new dynasty. Schlop Schlop Schlop
>>585087662Big fat milky saggers
>>585086450as an autist who tunnel visions I will probably play it for 2 more years but I think for most people it would’ve died around now anyways. Even if they added more maps and characters. I do wish they would’ve made one more balancing patch just to spice up the meta a bit
game just downloaded a 30mb update, any patch notes?
>>585087924Ed Heolster
>>585087662She looks like that
>>585084453Regardless of how you feel about it, you can’t deny the spin animation and the actual impact are satisfying as shit>>585079795The swap animation is cool too
>>585087662She looks like she loves knowledge
My faves were the boomhammer, bloodletter and logie wheel
chikage chads rule the roost
>>585087662Need an erg girl that gives paizuri joi
>>585087662still doesn’t look like that >>585087771it’s not the same…
Hefty Scimitar being a low-cost hyperarmor option for Astrologers to use Carian Grandeur and Sovereignty was not on my bingo card, but I certainly appreciate getting to use such a cool-looking weapon for that purpose.
>>585088946blessed chungenius
>>585088946The Idus Sword having a 15 Dex requirement also allows it to be used on some pretty savage twink builds.
>>585088946Is it good?
>>585086845a) you can use any weapon as iron eyeb) that shitter clip is intentionally withholding information to make it looker far stronger than it actually will bec) I love erg tgirlies
>>585089282Outclassed by other Curved Greatswords for regular damage, but as I understand it, Carian Grandeur/Sovereignty only cares about your Int, the upgrade level on the weapon, and what infusion you're running + the type of weapon it is for hyperarmor purposes and Curved Greatswords gets the same best-in-class hyperarmor as Greatswords and Heavy Thrusting Swords.Also, Curved Greatsword moveset is great. Just 9 Strength to be able to two-hand this beauty (and at the same time enabling the Idus Knight's shield for Staff + 100% physical negation Shield purposes) and low-cost Carian Grandeur/Sovereignty feels really good on top of the Hefty Scimitar being one of the best-looking Curved Greatswords.
>Also, Curved Greatsword moveset is great.
>>585090614It's fun
>>585090750true
>>585084453Rifle spear is amazing what are you talking about
Compleing the frenzy flame ending should reward you with a headpiece like Midra's, which should also act like the black dumpling...
>>585093187All ending except rannis were an afterthought
>>585093187No you don't deserve anything for being a nihilistic suicidal commie cuck.
>>585093387thoroughly baked and refried that bean
>>585061937>>585061853Okay thanks looking at weapon motion values to see how a tap r2 relates to an r1 instead of cr2 https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Motion_Values
Tested and can confirm that the soft swap deathblight exploit using rain of arrows, piquebone arrows and eclipse shotel has been patched. This version of the exploit no longer builds up any form of status.
>>585068371White people were sleeping
>>585093592Be quiet, puto troontiche.
>>585087857They couldn't even bother to add the latest ER patch where they changed parry and buffed O flame and stuff. Would've been neat...
>I need oflame buffed so my giantsflame revenant can use staring oflamewhy are revs the most entitled players??? they're already the best nightfarer
>>585094075>studio audience laugh track
>>585093592Speak up, sister dearest.
>updatewhat did they do? bug fixes?
>>585093592Kill yourself, cabrón.>>585093802I didn't make this post, but I should've.
>>585093592>fextrashit
>>585051019>i support them has more votes than i dont care about themThis is highly concerning
>>585094075Buff the bean campaign has irreversibly ruined revenant and nightreign as a whole since it also brought raiders improved CR2
>>585094240At the very least I've confirmed they fixed the soft swap rain of piquebone arrows status buildup exploit.
>>585051019You know you can use filters if you get triggered right
>ER getting PvP patches in the year of our lord 2026>meanwhile NR got abandoned after only a few months, with it's last patch essentially breaking the balance of the gameit's not fair bwos...
>>585094601Miyazaki was jealous of NR being the first actual fun souls game and told Ishitzaki to stop development
>>585051019He spams that because he has contempt for the thread and it's users, not because he's crusading a social topic lmao
>>585093802>>585094253raped cuck
^^ ultra raped brown maggot faggot troon chaser jeet
>>585094075O flame is an objectively shit spell despite Revenant being great because of the other starting spells, Recluse starting spells are all so shit nobody even discusses improving them. Speaking of spells revert the nerf on shattering crystal and the rotten staff crystal wasn't even that good by the time it got nerfed.
>>585095203If the people balancing the game actually played the game, Halo Scythe wouldn't be in its current state right now.
>>585094601I still believe and I’ll die believing
>>585093187what does the black dumpling do>>585093592faggot
>>585086704Hello paedo anon>>585089061Hello brainrot anon>>585095084Hello gaped anon>>585064169Hello
>>585095463Damage buff when there's madness in the area
blasphemous timmy. star shower timmy. bloodfang timmy.
>>585095573excellent and much needed, yes
>>585095482worst forced retarded meme of this season, it's fucking stupid, enjoy this satisfaction because you won't hear me acknowledge it again
>>585095482why not maggot anon
>>585093592queen
>>585096007you are the saddest most lonely faggot of them all, I bet one heterosexual hug would heal you from behaving like this
>>585096202kek
>>585096202good morning poodoodoo
>>585096202You know what maybe you're not so bad after all
>>585096307will you have a healthy breakfast and a long morning outdoor walk today? since you have replied to me this means you have to now, you have to do this
>>585096393weird
>>585096553>>585096419>>585096202>>585095845>>585095754>>585095463Shut it reterrd
>>585095434this is actually sadder honestly >>585094648this is actually half true honestly
>>585095573Actually that's just the aged ones exultation. Stupidly enough, the black dumpling buff only procs when the wearer takes a madness proc themselves.
>>585096646this invigorates me, btw not you but if YOU out there are reading this, hi! your bait last night made me smile but that guy was completely right when he said you didn't play the game blind if you read messages, the retarded redditors can throw their manchild tantrums about perceived gatekeeping all they want but that guy is completely right, the player chooses to be spoiled when warned of the surprises in advance obviously
>souls fans can only enjoy boss rushes
>>585096927boss fights are my least favourite part of souls games
>>585096419i have to go to bed, actually
>>585096419Shut it maggot freak
>>585097004night walk, it will give you nicer dreams
>>585097046oh sure I can tell you my plans today, I am going to play some nightreign either randoms or pw erg while my husband has to tell a team of offshore indians that they are fucking stupid and as such their contract is ending early and no we won't pay them, thought you would like to know because that way maybe then you can reconsider your relics load out right?
>>585097242Point that maggot freak back at yourself maggot freak
>>585097242DO NOT REDEEM THE CONTRACT SAAR
>>585097285I'm gonna pat you on your head and gently shove you towards your other little friends now ok buddy? I want to look up some lore stuff now and start my painting of the bower of bounty so keep yourself busy
>>585097427Can it freaky maggot
>>585097504have you ever tried "meaky faggot" in your rotation yet? it's a rhetorical question obviously you don't have the creative faculties for pure gold like that, I am commanding you now to incorporate it into your posts for variety to amuse myself, if you see someone post japanese cartoons here you will respond to them with that one now
the bower… was destined to host a grand fc, once… the duels…
>tarnished edition did not fix the demihuman riposte bug that has existed ever since the dlc launched
>>585097715it would still host a glorious fc if you guys were more brave, where is your power? RISE!RISE!RISE!
>>585095341Devs play the game but they don't play it how the playerbase plays it. The in game tips and tutorials are enough to show you the devs play strangely or casually.
>>585098002on the head above the tentacles.
>>585097650Uh oh maggoted of the freak meltdown
>>585098002I still believe that we can figure out lore for these guys like some anons believe we are getting another NR update
>>585098056On the hips too.
>>585097650He is creatively bankrupt and his entire personality is a product of whatever he sees online so don't expect too much
>>585098260I know that's why I wanted to throw a freebie sample from the marketplace of ideas his way but, I mean, true it is that they didn't ever correctly maintain the generous british gifts of infrastructure on their own did they soooooo
>>585098062>>585097504this really triggered him for some reason and made him cry good work keep doing what you're doing king
kendrick darnell dwayne lives on hemwick charnel lane
>>585098415no sweetie, I actually am smiling and making myself laugh with these replies >>5850985178/10 I am astounded by this truke, a potential mantra for the educated thinker poster
husbandjeet is our most raped poster by far what a dumb whore...
>>585098781I am probably the only person on here that has casual romantic sex with the love of my life, it's like how tanith and rykard are the only real lovers in elden ring so that the erdtree forces chud themselves to death and madness about it
my beloved
>>585087662I love Teacherwife
>>585098147>I still believe that we can figure out lore for these guysAlready figured out. They are equivalent to the lamenters of the hornsent but produced thru the Golden Order system. Hornsent lamenters laugh and cry in an ironic fugue hysteria because of the irony of killing all the birds that represent god in their culture making them eternally excluded from reaching heaven. Wormfaces cry like babies because the golden order which is supposed to represent a true order isn't and poisoned all the erdtrees by installing godwyn as a new god of death into the root system of the trees. Every tree within the root system is poisoned and god has to start anew or persist in a doomed system that is eating itself.
i cast litany
i'll try parrying it with carian retaliation
I cast big rock
I cast ligma
>>585099370>I wonder why god would hate the hornsent
i'm so miquellapilled
does the erg discord play more games together too
>>585100864no they just jerk and suck each other off
>>585100864Sometimes but they fluff it a lot too. A gg post without a screenshot is usually an imaginary game, and if you actively screenshot the end of ALL your games like an autismo you can also throw any screenshot up with a gg post to make it look like a game happened when it didn't.
>>585101095sounds fun
i wish i could go back and replay elden ring freshi still remember when it unlocked and people were spamming /v/ and i made a wretch, ran around like a caveman and got pancaked by the tree sentinel before finding the brass shield and becoming a god, margit was a joke with it
>>585102769?
>>585101276Hourly DOSjeet meltdown
>>585101442This but dark souls. Elden ring bad
>>585103924You still talking about your boyfriend?
>>585104205Raped and gaped that redcel.
>>585104205It’s sad when the bad guy wins in these webms
>>585104150Funny coming from the schizo who nonstop talked about his own boyfriend dragonirian
>>585103987slutge so catty
>>585105178>invader>good guy
father terr
>>585105178Truth
>>585105283Not sure what that rambling nonsense means.
>>585105283dropkicked that mutant
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AOyZ7l-H9Pk&pp=ygUpYW5jaW5ldCBkcmFnb24gaW4gYSBudXRzaGVsbCBkYXJrIHNwdWxzIDI%3D&ra=mStill my favourite souls video, this or that edgy knights of drangleic lore video
>>585103987Smoking behind the Elden tree with you
>>585103987Fuck off
so... you guys queue much?
>>585095482Hello rapedanon
not anymore
>>585108285I haven't launched Nightreign in like 6 months, so no.
>>585105178poigant truth
>>585108525why are you still here then?
3d printed my dick
>>585108285boutta finna queue in 4mins
>>585108698I drop by once in a while to see if there are any news
>>585108946
>>585084453>do one RS-only spelunk>general fucking dieskek but on a serious note, I miss /bbg/ spelunks and fight clubs every day.
>>585108845I'd call that a waste of materials but it wouldn't have used much
Saars! A brahmin is queue so please do the needful and redeem the bloody bastard 1/3 benchode fuck
>>585109426It was fun seeing the layer reports from anons doing spelunks, made the gennie feel alive
>>585109426same i lost my old webm folder when my pc died and only managed to save a few back from the archives
revenant is so ugly
>>585110441Recluse tooFromsoft needs to work on facial animations to make them look more alive, all the npcs/player characters just stare blankly
the ugliest of them all is wylder
kek he was on 1hp and I went greed mode
No one is uglier than a brown exeunuch thoughbeit
nt adel...>>585113772yeah i saw... nt adel
>>585108285once a month yes
>>585113789Hello devilcucka
>>585113253hello terrcucka
>>585113772Clip plz
I will q for 5 more mins
>>585113772>>585113894Lmaooooo no fucking way you lost to adel. Names?
>>585114738No he's threadshitting, what even possesses someone to make these posts is beyond me >>585113894 It wasn't even adel and our wylder just slapped the last 1 hp outta the bug and the fight ended.
terrjeet and dalit k***ht just lost to regular adel
>>585115483>dragon fag and character action fag>lose to a dragon in a character action gameshameful
>>585115649>DOS suddenly using a nameWeird
>>585115787Not sure waht this means I'm frozenramen.
>>585115787his schizophrenia is evolving, very concerning
>>585115825They think you are an anon that gapes and rapes them.
>>585114738>>585114130Lame threadjeets
Queueing in 5
>>585117037Good luck!
>>585115825>ESLYup it's you alright
>>585117339You having fun yet?
>>585117403Whats with the names?
>>585117547Nothing much
>>585117037oi
>>585117547I brought up how the discord fags here have me bugged and try to spook me on youtube. They tried to phish me last night so I took 80 dollars from them in crypto then ghosted them. I was supposed to come back for more phishing at 11am but I didn't so they started spamming my yt and here about scamming (check /v/ for the scamming thread made at 11am).You never know who is actually a federal agent these days.
>>585117750Thats why the thread was so slow last night lol, they were busy trying to engage with me in their phishing for about 3 hours.
>>585117879>>585117750that's fucked up if true, link to that thread?
>>585117917750046981 on /v/. The thread is started to the minute when I received the text on my phone about today's phishing attempt.
sleepy 1/3
This nigga is legit crazy
>>585118406Probably a fed running an op on you.
>>585118462but for what reason?
>>585118462oh I've always wanted an involuntary fed bestie
>>585118573Catching criminals is fun and easy.
>>585118029this looks really deranged thank god I don't answer the phone, my husband only gets mad at scammers when they call twice in a row, he feels like it's some sacred boomer code that you only call twice in a row in an emergency, he yells at the phone indians so bad for that and it's kind of scary but I know the indians are going to forget and not care as soon as he hangs up on them, I'm just glad that on the console playerbase voice chats I have never heard an indian accent on elden ring, but I don't know about nightreign....
>>585118406fair to say dos has officially lost his mind
wait dos is indian? that explains a lot
>banned for racismshitskins in shambles
>>585118406I'm guessing the filters saved me from this one, it's particularly quiet on my end
>>585116357>>585115649It makes sense they’d be like that if you think about it
>>585119115is he really? that's actually super disappointing what a letdown
what you choose shows your tier>>585119279you cant say no-no words here because dos is indian and very self conscious and creasy is a full blown liberal cuckold, both will mass report you with 10 proxies each
>>585109495Holy fuck you didn’t have to elbow drop the brownness out of him like that
>>585103987at least we got saber from it
>>585119903are you really indian? do you sound like guardian? that's the saddest news I have heard in a long time
>>585120005you should work on your ability to identify dos posts, thats not dos
>>585119863all 3 are useless because I never get hit
>>585119863I don't really get the point, it takes 2 minutes to get around it and it's like signing a certification that you got mad over a word
>>585120198I am asking the whole thread in desperation and in a fugue, it is a harrowing thing to find out
If anyone else is used I’m giving up. 15 minutes is too long
>>585120534ESLsaar
gg no LL gigaboat
>>585120476not a big deal bro.
>>585119863depends on my negation situation, but usually max hp
>>585121603no it sucks so bad it's the worst most gross thing to happen to erg this year
>>585121765Not really an issue bro.
>>585121794it's a huge issue it changes his whole aura from funny and kind of based to pathetic and smelly, its unsalvageable it's all over
>>585122031Not really bro. You never know who could be a fed here. Most of them are freemasons they don't fuck around.
I wish I had a husband
>>585119863Number 2 most of the time. Number 1 if you have Red Balancer effect active via scorpian talisman or crucible feather talisman.
>>585094075She's unfortunately one of the most one-note nightfarers when played correctly. Not as boring as bow ironeye though
>>585122390that's so boring and honestly kind of an indian ass reply to fall back on threats of an aged and decayed system propped up by popular culture, and the more you keep bringing that one up the more pathetic it comes off as, please stay away from me I can't stand indian smells and much less indian attitudes you all have 12 year old logic and always of the weird raised-on-marvel outcast kind
>>585122661nigga...
husbandtroon couldn’t identify a whisk from a spoon that’s why she always here and not in the kitchen where she should be
>>585120005You have your wires crossed here again
>>585122661then get one? you know be attractive and put yourself out there instead of rotting all day in your bedroom.marriage is overrated though and you're better off with fwbs, you'll never get bored.
>>585118886>>585117917God you're such a retarded newfag it hurts...
>>585118029Hiw is this v thread related to the gravebirds n shit
>>585122661yeah I love my husband very much, Elden Ring makes me think about this a lot, the best part of marrying the love of your life is the always smiling and laughing because your exact sense of humour is matched and built upon and everything can become funny or a source of joy and it makes you feel invincible as a team, I sincerely believe having true love and complete trust is the closest a human can feel to actual divinity, a leader of the free world could influence billions of lives but they have to play by the rules of the world and of their powergivers to be important, true lovers in a vacuum will still feel the totality of the power of love no matter what outside forces work upon them, things that should have torn my husband and I apart only brought us even closer together in bond and trust and I fear nothing of what lies ahead in life because I will always carry his soul and all he taught me with me no matter what happens, I will always know I have had true love in this life, and that kind of connection is absolutely worth searching for with all your life's energy, especially because then you can do an elden ring playthrough together and kiss in real life every time you reach the church of vows
>>585123850the hindubirds
nophono is gonna this
>>585123230this anon cannot hope to understand the truth of true love with how things in his life are, I would prescribe this anon to quit porn cold turkey right this instant and then also take two 70 minute outside walks after bedtime and before bedtime, soon a wife will start growing out of the soil just for you
>>585122970oh god you're actually really indian aren't you? ughhhhhhh ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
nophono is gonna read this neither
>>585119863max hp scales exponentially. you should basically always take it if you have any blue/purple negation passives.
>>585122761Not a big deal bro.
He's feeling called out I see
>>585125183it's ok, you just don't understand how much it sucks because your brain can't do that, it makes me feel so sad for you, it makes me so sad for the legacy of your persona, it's a serious and permanent stain on your record, you won't really be able to fulfill the fates set out for you, try not to think too much about it ok? and please take showers wear deodorant and stop eating smelly curry if you are going to be posting here, your healing journey from being born wrong has to start with little steps like that
can it husbandjeet
>>585125895I can't I'm freaking out your offensive indian smell is going to mess everything up ughhhhhhh
I found this in the elden ring lore files you guys check it out ok? it has to do with a future game updatePoondeep PatelCode name DOSAge 49Appearance:-overweight-unwashed-male pattern baldness, late stage -recognizable lesions around wrists and forearms from bizarre masturbation practicesEasily recognizable by the smell of his and his whole entourage, which wafts in to the affected locale like a dark green cloud NOTE: GAS MASKS MANDATORY FOR PHYSICAL AND PSYCHOLOGICAL WELLBEING
This shithole is literally just schizos raving against each other
>>585126721you mean the Lands Between? yeah
>>585126721jannies will let some retards blogpost their way to bump limit and then instaban you if you post a hanging troonjak
>>585126983I mean clearly it creates one of the most uniquely insane corners of the internet, it's good fun like a garbage fire that has begun burning a colour that you didn't think fire could be before
>>585127432I don't think I'd describe reading two retards schizoing about birds and their spouse "good fun" but okay
>>585127432i dont think the anons trying to talk about the videogame would find that fun
>>585125476Thats fine.
>>585127867>>585127812this is why you guys are always so sad
>>585127432It's not fun. I want to talk about Elden Ring
>>585125476Cockslapped that maggot
>>585128023>>>/reddit/>>>/discord/faggot
Meanwhile, in reality
>>585128165>>585128021>>585127432>husbandfoid thrills in the threadshittingA surprise no one saw coming.
>>585127812>>585127867Cracked the whip on that animal
>>585128384what are you saying I mean if that wasn't obvious to you from day 1 then go back to magic kindergarten today
>>585110007Guess that's my cue to post what I have. Glad I back up my shit regularly.
>>585128023>discord avatarfaggot tranny wants the thread to be on topicThe ironing
>>585128487
>>585128487this looks so glorious
>>585128604What elden ring did you play today?
>>585128665
>>585128604AvatarGODS are erg culture newbab
>>585128858
>>585128705Elden Ring: Nightreign
>>585129057Good job playing Nightreign
>>585129043
>>585098002maggot freak spotted!!!
>>585119941diee
>>585129274you first
need some emergency ds2 webms pronto
>>585129252
>>585095845Hardly a meme if it's just one low effort autist really upset
>>585129453
>>585129530de facto a lurker's eyes would perceive a meme and a ritualpost to be one and the same by virtue of consistency
>>585129653
>>585129845
shes married to a maggot freak
>>585130060
>>585129815Good sentence
>>585130304
>>585129439said no one but ugly troons
>>585129815Bad sentence
>>585129439said everyone but beautiful heteros
>>585130498
>>585130704Even though your game got exposed as having a lingering hurtbox recently, it turns out that jankshit 2 was exactly as our gut instincts told us.
>>585130794
>Evan dough I showed you precisely where on the doll Tanimura hurt me
>>585130969
>>585130704Even though your game didn't get exposed as having a lingering hurtbox recently, it turns out that sturdykino2 was exactly as our gut instincts told us.
>>585130304>>585130498Fucking nightmarish. Super underrated enemies.
**exactly as we intuited
>even d-ACKKKK!!!Tranny souls 2 cucks we lost...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCZlFXxKXSE&t=9s
>>585131151
>>585131528
Something tells me this is the deviljeet having another meltdown
we are the tranny souls 2 cucks hear us ack oh yeagyea
>>585131728
>terrcucka mad xher game is trashkino for sure
>>585131731Another perfect day on /erg/
>>585131946
Just wonned a 35 minutes Ed bug game, didn’t know they still existed
Ok bro we get it Bloodborne curstomps redditsouls 2 but thats enough old webms
>>585132167
Auld webbum auld webbum
I'm glad we have lantic who enjoys playing the game in the most boring way possible to showcase how anyone with a working brain cell can stay immortal with a full hp zdps build
>>585132393
rape
The alternative is killing everything as fast as possible, which you will also complain about because you are brown
>>585132297>>585132029>>585132813Hello devil knight I see you're seething over pointless stuff again
>>585104205murdered that redcel AND the tranny janny good job
>>585132813I NOT BROWN YOU BROWN YOU BENCHOD YOU BROWN BROWN BENCHOD BASTARD YOU SANJEET PUNJOBI I FUCK YOU FUCK YOU BLOODY
post more webms I like them
>>585131403huh, so it really was DS2 being shit all along
>>585132972Being an unemployed brown squatter in London with nothing to do all day leads to stuff like that unfortunately.
^ describing himself again btw
>>585131881>>585132029>>585131403>>585130520>>585130830>>585132297The reality of the situation. The gender coffin awaits anyone saying otherwise.
>>585096993kind of weird and kind of a true thing to say depending on which game
>>585133405Same but the meta is a few, then spread them out instead of just one after the other back to back (imo)>>585133415Knowers knew this all along
>>585133457made him boil with anger in under 30 seconds you really hit close to home here good job
^^ talking to himself again btw
>>585133415>>585131403Such a tragic game honestly
>>585134181In a way yes, but it's overliked now. The true underrated and underappreciated one is Demon's Souls because now you have the remake that poisons the well on how it's perceived in the general population. I think DS3 is also overhated, but that's mostly a contrarian thing.
>>585133508>>585134134Hello talking to himself obsessed anon
>>585133528>>585133415>>585133726>>585134181And despite the janky hitbox it still remains the most unique and methodical souls game to date.
>>585133156what happened i missed it
Best fashion for a sorcerer-knight?
>>585135276>uniqueDemon's Souls has weirder and more unique mechanics, so does DS1, while both understand what it is to be a Souls game>methodicalBy that you mean the most sluggish and over-committed. Meanwhile, ER/NR pulls that sort of thing off without being painfully sluggish to achieve it.
>>585134883I think those are just opinions from internet poisoned people. I think DS2 has become appropriately appreciated nowadays.People who don't consume retarded video essays still like eldie bingus and ds3
>>585135276>>585135876I'd say bloodborne or even sekiro are more unique but frankly "Most unique" isn't really saying much
>>585135804depends on your sorceries
>>585135804Carian K***htCuckooLoretta'sRellana'sBlaidd'sBlack KnifeBlue Silver (Female Albinauric)
>>585135876Sorry, but the second point, which I can only guess is desperate character limit padding, outs you as The Raped. Thank you for playing.
>>585135898If it were appropriately appreciated, it would still be the least liked but still seen as "ok". I dont get that impression. I get the "its actually one of, if not dah best eva" type of impression. >>585135998He's jmake up non-existent accolades when, in reality, DS2 doesn't bring anything to the table that the others haven't done better, including PvP. Maybe if you like the more high-fantasy-esque vibes or the nostalgia of DS2, then it has that.
I solo’d Mohg alone, I’m so proud of myself
>>585136751Both of your points are pretty weak, but I accept your coneccesion rapedanon.
>>585134972Hello annoying poster that adds nothing to the thread
pathetic "please give me praise" type posts
>>585093387Got his ass >>585093740It was a bit early for that we were still up and dicking around a little
>>585137081Not your sahib bai
>>585136906Good job slappin that CHUNGUSSY bruh!
>>585137238praise you
>>585136906praise be upon you sludge>>585137238negative praise for you
>>585137395True, I am conquer, etc., but I think you understood that.
>>585137983Thanks xista
>>585133675which games are weird?which games are true?
DOS doko
>>585135876>>585136798Nope. There are dozens of mechanics unique only to DS2, or it was the first to have them. And DeS sure as shit doesn't have more.
>>585119863>creasy is a full blown liberal cuckoldlol, fuming.>both will mass report you with 10 proxies eachI don't mass report. But believing that you only got banned due to mass reporting is a poor cope to deal with the fact that the site operates differently than you think it should.>>585120307>it's like signing a certification that you got mad over a wordIt's really easy to upset racists. Just call them racist. Watch how they twist themselves into a pretzel trying to simultaneously pretend like the word doesn't bother them, and suggest that the word is actually harmful.
we are the racists we queue erg pass
Im not racist I just like to smile, my hυsband taught me this truth
>>585139951Most of which were throwaway trash and never reused, like soi memory and AGL, and the ones that were worth keeping around exist in better successors. Nothing in DS2 is as weird or unique as World Tendency, Character Tendency, Primeval Demons, or Grave Lording.
and way of blue cuck phantoms which is gay
So kinda like you when you get accurately clocked into the leftoid cuck box.
>>585140731what are those mechanics like?
greeceycuck still boiling after that brutal janny rape i see
shulva tree and the chettawut coffin nodiff alladat fr doe
>mechanics so shit they need to introduce band-aid solutions to themkek
>>585140731but none of the mechanics you listed were ever reused either
hey do you want to hang out sometime, I still think of you
>>585140731Now that I think about it DS1 has loads of its own unique stuff too>gravelording>bonfire kindling>vagrant's>dark anor londo
>>585140386what did you get banned for I missed wherever in your 30 essays you posted it
>>585142064>Do nothing all day>Get on /vg/>Racists are crying about getting banned for racism, and accusing me of doing it to them.Yeah... I'm the one boiling, lol.
>>585142689send me a friend request on steam then!!
>>585142689Send me a frendie nonnycakes
>>585141662>So kinda like you when you
>>585143040he was exposing the realm shapers
>>585143225>>585143336oh I don't...do that
>>585143678kek loser socially anxious anon
>>585144178lmao at xhim kekw
>>585144178uh no, I just don't send friend requests, out of principle
>>585143678>>585144178>>585144475That reminds me of the time Devil_Knight sent me a friend request. I checked it, and it was gone within the minute. At the time, I didn't know that was a way to check if someone banned you. So I thought he just misfired and clicked the wrong button while checking out my profile. But in retrospect, he was totally checking if I banned him. LOL
>" "
Trump just launched a fraud website, and I instantly filed a fraud claim against Bandai Namco Games and FROM SOFTWARE for Elden Ring.I'm not letting them escape. I cited my docket number.I encourage other anons to do the same, the more people we have pushing back against FROM SOFTWARE against this particular secret, the bigger chance that they'll cave into our demands and give us the game they are hiding behind their $2 billion in revenue.If this pathway doesn't work, my next options are California or Japan. I will fight them to the ends of this earth and I will get JUSTICE. for all video gamers. Because what they desire from us is bullshit.
>>585144786your kitchen looks pretty and clean just a little boring but I like your plant, have you named it?
>>585144793God bless you please rape them daddy Trump
>>585144782yeah, calling blocking banning someone made me smirk and then exhale through my nostrils a little harder for one moment
>>585145082The forced "LOL" at the end reallly sells how much of an awkward outsider he is.
what do you like to use on wyldsire
Who are you talking to
what the hell was that
>>585144793Not your personal army delulu troon
>>585145257Oh sorry for not using the 4chan™ approved "KEK". Just like World of Warcraft, am I right, my fellow tboyz.
>>585145703All
>>585144782>>585144475So many socially awkward losergies!
>>585146074reddit
>>585144793Shut it freaky subhuman
>>585145257yeah but I do those too lol sometimes because it makes people lol and some start uncontrollably shaking and have conniptions which makes me lol
ugh you dont get it its not a social anxiety thing its a vampire thing ughhhhhhhh indians are so unfunny it's impossible with them
>>585147141dragging you to the truth kicking and screaming.I will be redeemed and you will seethe. You will accept that you have only played HALF the game.I don't accept a secret, and I don't make an oath of silence. And above all of that, I don't become Christian. Fuck off.>Just cope seethe and dialateright back at you.
>>585132813Everyone has a different way of chungussing the amongus. That's why it's better to seek out people who agree with your preferencea and play with them. erg is pretty ideal for most people here I think. No one runs halo slop or beast claw here. If you want to play with 3 vietzus then you can do that
>>585147194>>585147343>>585144786
>>585146538
>>585144782Xhe deviltroon is so lame and raped and weird and brown...makes sense why xhe's one of the most hated posters.
>>585146074>>585146180>>585147954kek
>>585147624hey you didn't answer me when I asked you here>>585144929
>>585147617erg's slop of choice is red balancer and ironeye
>>585128487eh unfortunately these were the ones I also got from the archives I keep searching for some from 2016-17
>>585148407Her name is Beatrice Immaculata Svendsson
>>585148034>t. the most hated talking to the other most hated
whoever namedrops after this or offtopics is a brown ugandan homo
Devil-Kun is a good boy who drops damage negation and saves people
>>585148486The real red pill is fists with charge and taking make you unkillable but the max hp relic cheaters don't want to hear that
>>585148780Nah sorry not one of your lolcow namefags
>>585148610that's a pretty sounding name
>>585149351So what about when you dont get charge neg and taking neg?
>>585128483Ngl you should really kill yourself
>>585149765hmm I mean if you make convincing arguments I will hear you out but it's a tough bargain, I have a really nice life and people that I love want me in their lives so
>>585149107There are no good boys on erg
>>585150198There are only good boys on erg!
>>585094512>thinks pic related is totally fine and normalMade it too obvious again t***
conquered by terr award
>>585150472eviscerated that smelly jeet and instantly made him seethe good job>>585150198>>585150428>>585146180what a strange falseflag
>>585150472xhe t*rrmaggot is so lame and brown, no wonder he's one of the most hated
>>585150472weak material losing potency through repetition acquire new material immediately
>>585142064>>585141662>>585145257Nice work you exposed that blubbering defeated tool he’s still seething and crying
>>585150472Strong material gaining potency through accuracy continue to set the record straight
>>585150428>>585150198>>585146180who looks like that
>>585150884trishtina the queen of erg
>so assraped he triple-samefagged his own postowt award
>>585150842kek
>>585150428rare grub sighting
i raped those shitters
>>585150428Who is this semen demon?
>nothingburgerAny excuse to vent about your rapist I see
singing songs and queuing d0
>>585104205Lovely movie which I totally watched
>>585153135what songs? makes me want to do the same
she's so beautiful bros
Delete that
Publish that
>>585154343when you get mad at me this is who you are arguing with just remember that
>>585066295said no one
>>585157043...without a sufficiently robust intellect
woah hey elden ring update on the ps5????
@DOSWe need more info on practice just who is he exactly tell us and you'll be compensated
>>585157579Im playing elden ring and it made me wonder, why would you think you can trust an indian would do what you are asking correctly?
and it makes me wonder
>>585158372have you heard the dread zeppelin version
>>585158514well now i wish i hadn't
>>585157672___ __ __________
>>585150884>cupcake>trish>cc>sludge
>>585159260you are so wrong about that this is how these songs should have always been originally performed https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6T0hyimaxbkif I had not been educated by the design philosophy of Elden Ring I would be incapable of understanding the genius of this band, it's like the same artistic idea executed with different elements
>>585150884>>585150921>>585159816Back to your dead shithole general maggot dsjeet.
>>585149663Then you're bad and didn't kill enough bosses. it literally never happens.
>>585160163Shut the fuck up pedo freak
>>585161050>runs with no negations don't happenSo full of shit its not even funny
>>585157238… and other delusions to tell yourself refer to >>585160163>misses >>585157238too obvious
bwoski didnt loot the dnaf finga seal
>>585092783The secondary fire is kind of wimpy though as a melee it’s fine
>>585161050In my worst rng games ever there are still shitty grey negations on guard or on low hp or something.Most likely scenario is someone saw the grey and said 'nah I'm better than that' and left it and then everyone in the group suffers.
>>585160163raped that cuck and made him feel called out
>>585162143>doesn't include this projecting mutant >>585161534You're indeed too obvious.
>unhinged rape victim spamredeem the elden discussion sirs
>>585157579I don't know anything about the namefags stalking me.
xbots...
>>585163328why did they make her have my eye shape?
>>585163328do you look like this?
>>585162825it was made after that post you retard obviously it was going to miss it you’re done don’t try to claw your way out of this
>>585101442Unlocked? You mean released?
>>585163384*sneezes with mic on Once (1)*
>>585163943That makes no sense. You saw the projecting pedo post (you) and didn't include yourself when you told me who I supposedly missed. You can cope all you want dstroon but the fact is you got clocked and need to accept that.
>>585164540I get that sometimes.
>>585164638Ripped that hypocrite's head off good work
>>585163384>>585164540>>585164748XSissy...
It's a halberd + hand axe festival out there
>>585164638of course it makes sense you stupid retard. im not going to point to a post made AFTER the one you made and say you missed it because obviously you would. holy fuck, you are actually as bad as you are at comprehending the most basic concepts as you are at falseflagging its crazy.
>>585165240>>585163943>>585162143Annihilated that pungent subhuman into oblivion hold your head up high
>>585164748>>585164540Gross
>>585165102Im on PS
>>585164748post your simps best of
>>585165304>>585165240>gets clocked & exposed>immediately resorts to samefagging and more nonsensical jeet copeLadies and gentlemen, the raped.
^^ the schizophrenic raped cocksucking retard jeet who can’t comprehend basic concepts
>>585165392Much better
>>585165392So cool
>>585165848Hello cock obsessed anon
>>585164748why do you like to show off your coochie? bare your clam in polite company? it's no way to be.
>>585164748whore
>>585136751>>585136751Hello gaped anon>>585089509Hello lonely anon>>585150687Hello tranny anon
>>585164540bloody finger>>585165392recusant
>>585166824hello my fuhrerino
Any queues or just theraped?
>>585165932hello obviously recently molested loser
>>585167071I can queue
>>585061820>>585061535>>585061028>>585086704>>585097795>>585093592>>585128023>>585150198>>585150428>>585146180cute cute cute keep it up!!!
>>585167071Im so tired, if I queued I would sleep status buildup ingame and inlife
>>585165848>describes his current state of being Kek
>>585167125worst post + simp coded (scum)
>>585167125Can it spammertroon.
>>585165106Raped that redcel
>>585167125struth mate
>>585165304Sucked that anon's cock and made him cum, good job.
>>585167891The fashion terrorism is getting out of hand
kek
>>585167125Best post + pimp coded (righteous) + speak up posterhetero
>>585164872You drained his heavy balls really nice here good work.
>>585167071I am
>>585167930strewth indeed cobber
engaging the nofap field, semen will be retained beyond this checkpoint
Vegemite
God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we, murderer of murderers, console ourselves?That which was the holiest the mightiest of all the world has yet possessed has bled to death under our knives.Who will wipe this blood off us? With what water could we purify ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us?Must we not ourselves become gods simply to be worthy of it?There has never a greater deed; and whosoever shall be born after us - for the sake of this deed shall be part of a higher history than all history hitherto.
terr x erg tgirls
in the name of allah most merciful and beneficent
>>585167124Still there?>>585168983I'll be queued within 5 mins
>>585169070I like vegemite
>>585165718Unfortunately, I don't believe I've saved them. And they're not THAT funny.
>>585165848Booty blasted him so hard he had to reply twice and could only come up with a "no you" for your scathing insult not bad
>>585169371true he loves him his gock >>585169429keep it to yourself ****
Scavanger Curved Swords are EVEN MORE DISGUSTING Now
The Stavanger Curved Swords
>>585169551Tongued his anus and made him blush, good going.
>>585169309pure hubris
>>585169538highly doubtful, you are saying xbox gets rid of your message history? explain yourself
>>585169551>booty blastedgay
>ludwig's holy blade is extremely reliable and satisfying>it's literally just two basic dark souls weapons stapled together>feels like the most boring choice in a game full of wacky gimmick weaponswhat do
>>585170650become the wyldtina
>>585170337>psgs and fan daggerskys
>>585170650>waaah it's not le quirky enoughWhat a faggot
>>585169493>>585168983Guess I missed the train? Going with randoms soon
>>585170863fixed him up sore
>>585170650enjoy yourself until the shame outweighs the fun, then branch out starting with maybe the hammer version of that weapon
>>585170994Licked his balls clean keep at it.
>>585169493Yea
>>585170406The hornsent were a hubristic people.
Zorban if you can hear us please save us make these people go away
>matchmaking failed
Was the ER patch only to get rid of the piquearrow glitch? No other changes?
>>585169048It's not November yet!
I remember when grafted glitch got patched and watching /dsg/ throw a melty over it that was funny
How bad do you think Radahn’s balls smelled in that first fight
>>585172545They were covered in scarlet rot, so…
>>585172347
>>585172545a salty slough comes to mind
Is poo sacred in this world? Why do the dung beetles collect magical energy just from rolling dung and ash around?
>>585172545They probably had maggots and stuff burrowing into them and squirming around. When he came he probably came maggots.
>>585113789>>585114012>>585150472>>585150683>>585150687>>585150856Humiliated him hard and made him run away exquisite work as always
>>585170650It’s a great weapon modeled after a cool one. Just use it if you like it.
>>585171212so are you if you use plastic
>>585172347stroking it to Asuna's cleavage and pits
>>585173263Licked his nipples and aroused him. Good job, slut.
>>585173239radahn is a maggot freak?
>>585173021commentary on consumption and wealth, microcosm of broader energy transfer/accumulation mechanics in-universe
>>585173263Mental illness
Beetles are cuteI wish we didn’t have to kill beetles
>>585173263Mental wellness
>>585173830>>585174050Dasein
>Dung beetles are widely considered among the smartest beetles due to their advanced navigational and spatial skills. They use the Milky Way and the sun to steer straight lines while rolling dung balls across long distances, and they exhibit structured teamwork and problem-solving.Seems relevant
>>585173021Warrior's journey
We all come from the stars, and we all return to the poo. It is the Cycle of Life~
@poodoodoo
>>585169493Still 1/3
>>585174016that one is really cute, do you avoid killing the other critters too or are you being facetious? I wish there were praying mantis enemies, the big eyes and the way their pupils move around is all so so cute
>>585174812what
>>585175086Beetles for some reason stand out as having very cute eyes relative to other insects.
I miss Madison...
We don't
>>585068371Just appreciate it and don’t question it when it happens. >>585068941Wish I had as much faith as you did in the various posters of this website.
>miss madisonmrs.*
>>585174183You never know what you might pick up on your journey. It might be something that is seen as crap but you see the value in it.
>>585175297I really like moths eyes too
Queue status?
>>5851763201/3
>>585064130holy fuck its gucci slippers
We’re back. It’s over.
herro herro
oh shit we're back, woulda been really funny if >>585176481 was the last post on erg
I MISSED YOU GUYS SO MUCH
>>585176738>gucci slippersisn't that some /hdg/ schizo or something
Hello trannies
I miss terr
>>585176320I don't recognize any of these people, are they in Elden Ring or Nightreign?
this was the cord's fault
>>585177734it was the jews actually
>>585177491thats trishtina and cctina, dunno who the other two are
>>585177734Feds probably got a tip about something here.
>>585177970shut up dosjeeta
>>585178056You still talking about your boyfriend?
>>585178056Immediately triggered that jeet. Well done.
>>585178204>already entering your loopskino
Nora is DOS. No one else babbles about an "ARG", same schizophrenia, same reddit spacing, same /b/oomer humor, and of course multiple personalities.
>>585178402kino copycat posting means he's in your head again.
>>585178409>more insane narrative framing Sublime. I remember when everett was on the news around my way.
what if we're all the dos
>>585178616Shut the fuck up nora kissanigga.
>>585178661We're all a variant of -OS to the schizo. >>585178686You didn't see the news reports about everett? It was in the news where I live.
>>585105597>>585150601>>585150959>>585177295don’t talk to/about yourself
>>585178780>We're all a variant of -OSJust you. The samefag meme image you spam was already connected to your post obsessing about dragonirian. It's not an arbitrary label, it's just describing your behavior.
>>585147461Silence faggot maggot
>>585179249There's also JOS, BOS, KOS, some say KOSM, YOS, big HOS, QOS, MOS def, GOS, and POS.
>>585140584>>585140708only good ones of these posts
>>585178997Too long. @grok condense this into 10 seconds.
new>>585179583>>585179583
new>>585179627>>585179627
>>585179249I still don't get what this meme is about. >>585179636>>585179647Perfectly planned.
>>585179636>pre bump limit againjeet
>>585179729There used to be a funny meme template of an anon about to sleep in bed then he has a moment where he remembers an embarrassing thing that happened 8 years ago. That essentially happened to our schizo and he can't move past it.
>>585081854Only some of them and that was just a product of the time when everyone was more sane overall
>>585179636kino sellencute thread>>585179647cringe porn addict coomer thread
>>585179506And WOS
>>585180052Why are zoomers such performative prude faggots? Is it the fluoride?
>>585180267Don't forget the mighty ROS
>>585180337No so thing
>>585074824>>585074660>>585081854Big H made it very clear regular socialism was gay and retarded.
>>585180448ROS posts pretty regularly.
>>585124440get your head checked or get in the kitchen
>>585173413>>585170628>>585169852>>585168395Keep your homo fan fiction to yourself weird faggot maggot.
>>585179636>>585179647>both backbe honest, you guys were constantly checking to see when it got back weren’t you
>>585179056>>585179257>>585178686>>585178204>>585179584>>585181181shut it reterrd
>>585181008go figure you'd still be stewing about it ahahaha hahah hahahahahahahahahahagagagahahahahaha; lol!
>>585181194>thinking its 2 people instead of 1 on 2 devicessasuga
>>58505702025 since I didn't either.
>>585178616kek
>>585181008raped xher so good xher mind broke nice work
>>585169852In your dreams >>585170628Nope just how it is
>>585181394you’re one to talk
>>585182854what was I stewing about? like according to you and your worldview here
>>585183525you’re always stewing. you did it last thread several hours after the fact with a gay vocaroo. you have no room to talk.
>>585181367they raped you get over it
Funny day
>>585184245but you couldn't even say what I'm supposed to be upset about, don't worry little guy I'm not upset, I'm mostly smiling and giggling
>>585185120>I’m not upset I’m not upset you are you are okonly a woman knows what retardation they’re upset about but they’re all bad at hiding it
>>585186049then if I'm so bad at hiding it why can't you point it out? I feel like your post is a good example of a textbook contradiction, you could call it
>>585186617i did point it out ESL kun that’s literally what i did you’re always so bad at this more English lessons and less threadshitting
>>585187490no that's no fun obviously and besides I already got perfect scores on the accuplacer, you do realize you brought me up first right? you lose by default in the eyes of the precious lurkers no matter what
>>585181394>>585184245>>585185120>>585182362>>585182382>>585184520shut it terrmaggot
>>585188024>more blathering f*** copewhatever you need to tell yourself see ya next rape
>>585182362Hello tranny anon
i love you
Why?
>>585188939>>585066325
because
Not good enough
no reason in particular:>
*Read: 3:08 AM*
>>585188903 meant for >>585188903
^ the raped and lazy
that’s not the time
>>585193816 (me) meant for >>585193816
>>585193840It is in white people land
>>585194475But it's 6:37 pacific.
>>585195412that timezone is for asian mexico?
>>585194475… On Opposite Day
>thread is still uplmao
hi
