Previous: >>585117885New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/qRdCSqwkg5M >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera OCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: Holiday Celebration Part 2, Sparkly Magic Show>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Halloween Duramente (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>whore thread
>>585141347>7Shiraoki is hilarious
Post your dicks so we can blame it on yuros
>la event would have had more trannies in the audience than gdqisn't it better that it didn't happen?
we rollan or we skippan
>>585141273kitasan black-san when?
FUCK USA! BRING ALL FUTURE UMAMUSUME NORTH AMERICAN CONCERTS TO CANADA! ESPECIALLY HERE IN MONTREAL!!
Greetings
>>585141273luv me thick curren
>>585141428is funny
>>585141379Bayerische Notoren Werke
QUICKAre (You) flatlining in 3 hours or not?
>>585141437I'm skippan days of dailies to roll on Dia
>Finish some beta-aces>Try some rooms >Have more fun watching the races than any other distance Why are sprints full of soul?
>>585141478Salutations
>>585141219Why is Sweep pushing a master/familiar relationship OK but Bobo calling you master is so forbidden that they changed in-game assets that already had english on them?
>>585141437Im ready to swipe for kitasan black-san WAIT SPECIAL WEEK SUPPORT TOO? but I cant use it on special week. So Ill just be rolling for kitasan black. Infinitely, until I get her. My card is READY
>>585140785>>585141129busy gayming, but I THINK it was this one.
How many people do you think gonna be detox from break and quit the game?
>>585141494That isnt thick.. thats obese..
>>585141520why do (You) care?
>>585141547Little to no debuffniggers.Sprint is the only distance that matters at this point
>>585141478
>>585131812Just a reminder that we have a medal poll going on for the divegrass team! Medals are the most important players on a divegrass team, and have enhanced stats. You can vote for which players you would like to be our medals and goalkeepers in this form: https://forms.gle/qXA86vYkQ3APz2X89
>>585141645I CAN NOT DECIDE
>>585141623100% of those who don't get dia/kitasan from the free pulls
>>585141645Uma&Co are taking advantage of the 5 day flatline period to push for S rank
>>585141614That artist is goated
>>585141614That's breddy good
>>585141630>this is not *positive word*>this is *negative word*
>>585141478mambo? its me hachimi. We need to get kitasan. do this for me mambo
>>585141026She can be your “insert stuff here” slut as long as you pamper heryes that even includes becoming your cuddles/hugging slut
>>585141614another close contender
You have 100 pulls ready for when your flatline trick fails, right?
>>585141614SEX WITH BROWN SEX WITH BROWNSEX WITH BROWN
>>585141849Yes
>>585141547my paizuri slave
>>585141818>>585141785>>585141773brown mare...
>>585141792she can fix my depression
>>585141727quit and uninstall then you retard faggot
hi
>>585141818and this one>>585141773Didn't got much from his other stuff, but the hishi work is excellent
>>585141984kitahara's wife
>>585141407>7 again
>>585141520YesBest case scenario, I enjoy both Shadow of War and 100 pullsWorst case, I enjoy Shadow of War
>>585141818>>585142010There was one really nice picture with the OG outfit but I think I've lost it
gn
>>585142086>picBack when game was kino... Now we have debufferslop instead
>>585141727Don't do it, your danchud will kick you
>>585141906You mean MY Paizuri WIVES?
>not long until its time to pull for kitasan
>>585142139Those tanlines gave me an erection...
would you marry me?
Seeing people dress their Stego in outfits and the like, is making me want to pick up and learn how to make my own. I know how to knit but not crochet, nor do I really know how to sew. But it's never to late to learn...probably.
>>585142249Only if you're literally SIL.
>>585142139dats a good thing tho
>>585142249no but I have ejaculated to this image beforezooming in on the armpit
>>585142249Sure why not?
>>585142249preferably id get to know you first at least
>>585142249You sound like a serial cheater so no
>>585142325dump your whole folder I want to see what kind of advanced loneliness we're dealing with, I feel bad for you
>>585142203No, I mean my paizuri slaves who put their 200% in making me ejaculate between their boobs
>>585142236Many are saying this
Classic winners and their weight at the time of the race
>>585141789Shut up jordan
>585142421the fuck are you babbling about schizo
>>585142174
>>585142249dunno, will you sit on my face?
>>585142581Is Mirako the ultimate architect uma?
>yeah bro I love hishiama bro we all love brown brothen how come I never see anyone running Hishiama for CM?
Kek
>>585142439Im sorry anon you seemed confused, those are my wives.
>>585142526Can Lovecen make it bros...
>>585142249yes, come to uma london!
>>585142210of course, she's rather medium you would say
>>585142342I like spontaneous guys......
>>585142727lmao
>>585142721i saw one in the sprint rooms
OkWhy do I keep seeing RULERSHIP on bikinis?
her ass is a wonder
>>585142721I missed her original banner but got affected by the amagenda afterwards and have the wedding alt on my pull plan
>>585142792Awesome, wanna meet up then?
Where do I go for the pull planning?
>>585142751The Black Mountain will not falter
>>585141472canada can't fill a venue. nobody wants to fly there and you don't have enough weebs
waheyI did a pb lenght at the pool today yayI will get kitawhite in the 1st tenner btw
>>585142897They better add him to the game as a choco wife
>>585142721Her fans use the excuse that she's not meta to go full metafagSame with Neichafags
Have sex with umas.
umas with sex
>>585142721How come i never see mambo? Or Fuku? Answer is simple. Everyone is a metasheep and will run meta instead of umas they like.
>there won't be uma and im@s stuff here for the foreseeable future because of the fiascoHow do I cope other than doing the same old go-to-japan/importing thing?Ffs man, we were so close, now it's more likely to be nevereverFUCK
>>585142903
Anon I already have a sex and so does my uma how can we have another one
>>585143063yeah that shit sucks, and it all because of orenji man
>>585142258>I know how to knityou're not beating the allegations, tranny
Niiiice I'm glad I got this uma. I love western stuff. this cow-girl can ride me alright
>>585143023>How come i never see mambo?the difference is that nobody pretends to like mambo
Your Shuka Sho winner
>>585143023I saw some Fukus and Mambos last CM thoughbeit
Good night friends!!
>>585143143Rejected
>>585140101ended up being 3 by the wayhahahahahahai hate umamusume
>>585143128You're in for a nice surprise when you do a career run with her and get to the end screen
>>585143128welcome to the taiki club bwo
>5 borrow runs killed before first summer because the SP song didn't show up in the first 3 shopsahaha
oh hey the concert schizo woke up
>>585143063>How do I cope other than doing the same old go-to-japan/importing thing?just do this? why would you want jap concert stuff in US anyway?
>>585142875I dooo
>>585143123seethe
>>585142727the japanese news has 5 min segments mockng trump daily flubs every broadcast. everyone there thinks americans are a joke now. it's in their best interest because the iran war has totally fucked saudi oil imports
>>585143219Good night babbu bro
>>585143063Why wouldn't there be iM@S? ACen was a success
>>585143219night, babydachi!
>>585143252looking forward to it>>585143260Thanks! I like Biwa Hayahide but I learned she wouldn't have a banner until some time. So I thought it would be nice to have this one instead with the free ticket and BANG it happened. Lucky me
>>585143360Behind the alley, midnight tonight then.
>>585143276This wouldn't be a problem if we rangebanned SEAtards>>585143409/umagrok/ reproduce, edit and AI train
>with her parentsNOOOOO
>>585143219
>>585143395> a funny meme instead of constant ramblings about LE CONCERT I WOULDNT GO TO CUZ IM A TRANNYgood finally some content worth posting
is it still safe to login
>>585143670no
>>585143364kill yourself tranny, the world would become a better place
>>585143670You have 2 more hours cutie
>>585143713V...
>>585143627They can watch
>>585143670for another 2 hours and 17 minutes
>>585143614that's me
>>585143627They're there to criticise your technique, so you better bring your A game
>>585143409>no unauthorized reproductionI need to contact the authority so I can reproduce with Ace
>>585143627oyakodon with her mom
>clubs actually flatfliningYou can't be serious
>>585143789my club doesn't even need free pulls to flatine
>>585142881This is a very crucial question. If I could get an answer I would really appreciate it.
>>585143870mambwo..
>>585143786this but her dad
why is she like this?
>>585142881>>585143901https://umacaratcalculator.com/
jong?
this spekulatius literally just tastes like graham crackers
Why are miggers so vile?
>>585143993Thank you. May your next pulls be blessed
>>585143752i'm not V you retarded fucking tranny, find a new scapegoat
>>585143789yep, check any of the clubs in the rentry and you will see flatties
Umama left uma&co?Again?Since when?
>>585143991>she spits itLame, I only like the ones that swallow
>>585144120yesnoduring 2019
>>585144116escape goat*
>>585144089what exactly is that Teio objecta shirt? a towel?
>want to Blender-render giantess Umas and Riko>can't figure out how to make the stupid UmaViewer app work on PC for printingFellas I'm stupid, wat do?
>>585143548 You'll have to buy a selector or wait a long time for another banana fiend banner
Spot what's wrong with this uma
>>585143627YEEEEES
umama&cock
>>585144089why did this retarded japanegro go to burgerland for a japanese concert?
>>585144298she didn't eat her vegetables?
>>585144240i take it back the club dramafags arent so bad
>>585144298>I wanna win with you
>>585144298She's not in my bed
>>585144298There's no fucking way you need this little stamina right?
>>585144354the cock? me
>>585144163tranny and esl, amazing
>>585144298the trainer
>>585142871Same story here, I'd be running her for sprint if I had her. Instead I'll have to slowly grind up Hishiama Sexo star pieces after the 2nd anni.
>>585144320
>>585144298Your daring strike, sir?
>>585144438Everyone at 300~ stam survives with 200 hp based on our Haku rooms
>>585144371and live in harmony
>>585144298Any daring strikes in the chat
>>585144298daring strike
>>585144485>>585144524Correct!!!Fuck CB and fuck Umamusume
>>585141906>>585142203>>585142439>>585142750I think you guys got it wrong. (You) are their living dildos.
>>585144357Never try to get in the mind of a conzoomer
>>585144298no tripulseneeds that gold from that fuckass power card i can never rememberno daring strokeno ig pwrno hotspring ticket
>>585144298she's a brat
>>585144524>>585144557>>585144564daring strike isn't even good for sprints bwo
>>585144089FUCKING KEK
>>585144686retard
>>585144150this but with luna winter coat
>>585144686i hope i get matched with this anon
>>585144357easier front row seats. easier to get reacts from your oshi. and foreign country sightseeing packaged in to the cost. japanese concerts are super restrictive. you lottery for tickets and get random seats based on your tier.
>>585144298>nobody has mentioned this yet
>>585144564>fuck cbDon't mind if I do
Does accel on sweep's card appear in the end closer skill pool now?
>>585144476The growths and the skills on wedding look pretty good but that unique looks to be mostly useless
What does the CB stand for again?
that cb pic is so vile ew
>>585144278yeah this is so sad
>>585144842cool boyuma
>>585144810It does, I got it two runs in a row from hints
>>585144784CBs hottest gooner image>>585144842cock buster
>>585144568This can't be... I had it all wrong...
>>585144721perfect chance for what?
>>585144909Not sure if worth remaking Taishin.
>my trainer admitted in front of me that he enjoyed jerking off to a NTR doujin of me getting stolen by a playboy trainer
>>585145052After 1.0 accel is diminishing returns, you should already have Encroaching Shadow, your two inherited uniques, and Leap Forward/something else
Perfection
>>585145014sniff him
The concert cancellation was just a warning for not turning Skibidi Rizz into an Uma
>>585145249Looks like she's sex hungry.
>>585142951I run neicha ace every cm
Will you miss GL a year from now?
I hope this will cause some new club slots to open up so I have options
>>585145387mambo will have 3 new spots
>>585145365fuck no
>>585145387why do you absolutely hate your curren club? mambwodancho is not that bad
>>585144089there's a lot of sad taiki shuttle fanart now because of the concert cancellation
>>585145387i doubt it. if you met monthly quota/ are in a no quota club you arent getting kicked for the flat strat.
>>585145387Mambo will disband so you're competing with 30 homeless anons
Unpopular opinion: I think Mayano is one of the sexiest Umas even if she count as a daughter Uma
>>585145365Nah, it's a pretty whatever scenarioI will miss Light Hello though. At least we will have umapyoi offscreen
>>585145236So my Ayabe should be fine accel-wise? I forgot to nab sprinting gear from one of Ruby's events.
>>585145642I'm not disbanding the clubI'll assign a new danchou before leaving
so what is the must have support card
>>585145786Make sure to keep it orenji
>>585145685Anon, they are ALL daughter umas you retard. What do you think "musume" means?
>>585145365>need to wait for ramen scenario to see LH againsigh
>>585145786The new danchou will disband
>>585144089im fucking wheezing laughing but man thats so shit, he even had hachimi, is that a flag? it's sad and funny at the same time. what emotion is this?
>>585145602
>>585145882it could be worsemy favorite npc is happy miku
>>585144931
i spent like 5 hours learning all the calls for the concert. and also i took pto for two days for nothing. why'd that guy have to miss.
Is single FR falco actually good or this one is just roided exception?
>>585144840I've run umas with no working unique or potentials before and I'll do it again for a sexy brown uma like her
>cygays seriously wants you to believe that a sexy 10/10 flirty and affectionate woman is single
>>585146010It's the same shit as original CM9. If there are no other fronts, she'll activate her unique late-race
>>585146007You can still go to the rave and trackside
>>585146046She isn't
>>585146010solo front falco means she procs her unique (which has accel on it) on the very small but of straight right before late race. It was the "secret" OP strat last time we had this track too. But now that Machan is here too, you'll get randomly cucked by other fronts more often.
>schizo is a sloptardadds up
>>585146010solo falco is a gamble that there are no fronts, otherwise you use her to enable machan.
>>585146046She was saving herself for me.
>>585145898Pity while also looking downPity because you enjoy the same thing but you also look down because "why the hell are you doing this lmao?"
>>585146046Single? Yes.Virgin? Not an uma's chance in France
>>585145685Forgot to share those…https://files.catbox.moe/8uktq1.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/pveblt.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/stwnrh.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/jhgrqp.jpeg
>>585146059
>>585144197happi you dumbo
>>585146117it's a 6 hour drive for me so not really worth the couple hundred in travel now. thankfully hotel cancellation was free.
>>585146010Solo Falco can proc her unique for 0.3 accel during late race.
>>585145841Kitasan Black and Ramonu
>>585145878You retard, some of those are childhood friends, potentially coworkers and some are older than posters /here/
what do Umas have that humans don't and that make them sexy and hot? (not counting ears and tail)
>>585146241>>585145898>>585144578can you faggots really not comprehend supporting your oshi and wanting to see her live? what the fuck do you play this game for
>>585144298I want to cheat on my trainee with Light Hello. Just imagine the thrill of having to hide her scent against your umas keen sense of smell, having to gaslight her about suddenly going missing during the race while LH blows you inside a bathroom stall, watching her winning concert with LH giving you a discreet tailjob
dogshit seeds not making aces today
>>585146023Fair enough, it seems like a lot of the future umas are one trick ponies
>>585145878>musumeunmarried female
>>585146436who are you quoting cheater anon
>nooo, you cannot enjoy Umamusume more than me. you're a consoomer. you are a slop enjoyer. be like me, I don't like anything because 4chan has sandpapered away my ability to feel joy and excitement
>>585145786mambwo nyo...
>>585146425cute simple designsalso ears and tail
>>585146247WRONG Light Hello is pure...
>>585146610some people on internet are so sad that's true. They should reflect on their behaviour for their own sake
>>585146435there's a lot of sub only eop maga tards in the uma community.
>>585145365GL's been eh to me, better scenarios will be coming up so I don't think I'll be very fond of it except being a needed breather after >MANT.Like the other anon said, I'll miss this drunken hag. In a world where most trainers are locked from the get go to their trainees, Light Hello's earned a high spot in my top fave umas, and even becoming my no.1 best NPC beating Etsuko.God I want to settle with Hello, procreate with her the times we want, and sire a daughter that will finally do justice to her mother's bloodline and become a runner highly acclaimed and successful across Japan.
>>585146676pure sexI kinda look like this
>noooooo you cant constantly spam on cooldown about some concert not a single person but yourself cares about youre a consoomer fuck off and die reee
>>585146739I know a lot of righties that do understand oshikatsu though for better or worsesome uma western fans are legitimately braindead though
>>585146776you have an abnormally big head?
>>585146435but he's not even degenerate though she's fully clothed and it's in a nice way, but I feel bad for laughing now. can I donate to him or something? what will mend his broken heart?
>>585146776>I kinda look like thisproof?
>>585146739dub only*
>>585146425They are drawn in an anime style and have idealized body proportions
>servers are laggingSTOP SUBMITTING YOUR AUTO RUNS REEEEEEEEEEE
>>585146776Girls don't play umamusume
>>585146897take me out and find out...........
>>585143409If boyuma, why hot?
>>585146962Lesbians and yurilovers do
>>585147026boys are hot
>>585146776if you look anything like a busty uma christmas cake the only other thing i need to know is your ring size
>>585147026cuz girls are better boys
>>585145365GL has technically been one of my most successful scenarios so far regarding cms but auto is probably the biggest contributor to that and I hate playing it, so no, not at all.
>>585146962I know a girl who has played JP since release day
>>585146435The stories and singing is fine and all but I'm mainly here to win pvp
>>585146059When is /uma/ going to buy a race horse?
>>585146962a lot of girls do unironically
>>585145365you will look back at GL and think "how the fuck did we put up with this shit for 4 months"
>>585146962plenty of women play this game. The demographic split is probably much more even than in your average gacha (since those typically lean into being either goonslop for men or goonslop for women)
>>585147259The demographic split is 85% men 15% women I remember reading.
>>585147173that's fine but why the fuck would you look down on someone who is enthusiastic about the idol side of umamusume, it's literally half of the content the franchise has to offer
>>585147176baka
>>585146993send umanko and i will consider it..
Let's go back to discussing politics (true)
ugh...
>>585147191>>585147150>>585147064What a weird gaslight, why would women enjoy stories like this
>>585147378shut up pol tranny
>>585147424>this argument againgod you're so retarded
These stats are kinda low, (this had 7guts sparks believe it or not) but I think the skill list is really good for all things considered. It will be embarrassing to bring someone with such low wit to a Sprint CM, but I think this might end up being the one I go with. At least I got enough power to activate power conservation at Great mood.Getting a good list for Sprint C King was harder than I expected, she literally has nothing in her kit for this CM. Thank god she gets guaranteed Homestretch for wining the Takamatsunomiya Kinen.Maybe I'll have time to go back and work on her some more once I make my other 2 aces after the break is over; hopefully by then there will be some better sprint borrows available.
>>585146435Don't expect sane posters to reply on politic-related topics.
>>585147150girl or alleged man?
>>585141472When someone finally does the deed they will find UMA on the bullet casings.
Can you go back to slicing your throat
From now on and until the end of this thread, nobody will speak ill about anybody else. No foul words, nothing.Let's be civilised.
>>585147424We have anons here self inserting as McQueen. I'm sure girls are able to self insert as torena.
>>585147597You're stinky.
>>585146435My oshi is a 14 year old horse girl not a ningen hag nearing her 40s
>>585147597fuckyoubro
>>585147549Girl girl
>>585147683without the seiyuu the uma would not exist your argument is shit
>>585147661i like to imagine inserting myself into McQueen
>>585147667I'll take a shower.>>585147734this is on you
>>585147067my dream..............
>>585147816>paambased>feet faggotryeeeeeeeew
>>585147787I didn't know a manga character needed a seiyuu to exist
>>585147597You're a 3rd rate trainer with a 4th rate deck
my aces are better than I thoughtidk what to improve then
>>585147939yeah because umamusume had a manga before the fully voiced game and anime, you retard
>>585147764no way
4 ace runs today, the only one with sprint S lowrolled everything else, cool game
>>585146393>You retard, some of those are childhood friends, potentially coworkers and some are older than posters /here/The potential coworkers (the pal cards) are the only characters in the game that arent daughter coded, everyone else is. The Childhood friends and the hags are all CFdaughterwives, and hagdaughterwives respectively.
>>585147683I love ningen hags nearing their 40s.
>>585141472WHO'S YOUR DADDY, MONTREAL?
>>585148043An anime character doesn't need a seiyuu either little bwo. Nobody cares about those hags.
>>585148225you're unironically low IQ, there's no point in even arguing with you about this
>>585148039Post your aces, deck, and umanko
>>585147339We're ready. We can train a winner
>>585148225>An anime character doesn't need a seiyuu
Isn't it kind of fucked up that Urara has never had a legend race, for neither her base version nor her New Year's?
HonseFun anons. Idk if you guys are planning to flatline or if danchou is even ok with it. But. Abandoning your umas is lame and most of you don't build fronts anyway.
>>585148452She's not a legend so it makes sense
>>585146435These people are weird /v/irgin burnouts who only find joy in trying to belittle others, they do not actually enjoy video games or media in general, they consume things on the most barebones surface level. "Why would I care about them, they are not the images I masturbate towards?" Just a complete inability to engage with their hobby and a disdain for those who actually enjoy said hobby.
>>585141520me on the right
>>585148294No I'm not. Seiyuus are useless, nobody would care about those hideous freaks if umas didn't exist.People would still care about umas if seiyuus didn't exist
>>585146826you're right there are, but those guys would make tasteless jokes like that because they have very little empathy and mostly view idols through a lens of misogyny.
>>585148494In their defense 2D > 3D is an adage that has been around for decades, however, those posters in particular are faggots
bros Symboli just phoned me. She said Kitasan will be on the banner soon.
>>585148535I know I'm not saying they're in the right about that, they act like actual shitters about it but yeah there's righties who understand oshikatsu which is baffling to me that this thread cannot grasp the concept of it
today i will click on speed training
>oshikatsuHalf of you are employed salarymen. Stop with this infantilizing bullshit.
>>585148812literally get out retard
>>585148812You just open your mouth without thinking. Oshikatsu is mostly fucking salarymen to begin with.
>>585148915>>585148194
>>585148812Who the fuck do you think oshikatsu is for if not middle aged salarymen lmao, stop outing yourself as a tourist anon please
~5 days
i look like this irl
first time running this card. what is this ominous event option?
I bought acrylic stands of a seiyuu I really like. I've been following a lot of them for 10+ years. I'm not entirely sure where this shit comes from that people don't care, a lot of people do. They wouldn't be popular if no one did.
>>585148546i need to suck on my bro's tits
>>585149127Can I be your trainer?
>>585146962I know significantly more women who play Uma than men.
>>585148812You are a roleplayer. Everyone can see your fakeness.
>>585148326boop
>>585148480your ass is not in our club if you "dont know if he's cool with it"
>>585149139we gamba
>>585149145a vocal minority does not care though and they belittle those who do oshikatsu
>>585149145As a teenager I followed Yoko Hikasa to every show she did
If femanons ITT played Uma Musume they'd surely boost our MOOD by posting boobs
>>585149314I'm too old and they're also small. Why bother.
>5 days of this
>>585149314There are no women in this thread.
>>585141520Yeah>>585142086>Shadow of WarBased. Wish we got another Middle Earth game like that, I'm still pouring hours into that game just taking over fortresses.
>>585149372This poster is Riko
Right or left, Trainer boy?
I want to draw umas, how hard is it to get into it if I've only ever used a pencil to write
>>585149453left cuz im not a mega cuck or the schizo that loves shit posting buebue out of spite for his own life being a sad pile of shit in some sea country or mexico
what did he mean by that
>>585149530Draw your favorite uma on a piece of paper right now and find out.
>>585149248I haven't been reading the chat. It is too active and I have been busy.
>>585149139choosing any option doesn't affect your event chain for now.the next chain's outcome is what's getting affected, if you chose the 2nd option it gives you +10 additional stats and SP than the 1st one, but might be gamblier to get
>>585149624But it's going to look bad
>>585149127I'm going to rape you.
>>585149837The point isn't whether it looks bad. The point is understanding whether it's hard to do or not
>>585149241>no groundwork or umastan on paces
>>585149837doesn't matter if it looks bad as long as you enjoyed doing it
>>585149887mmm yes
>>585149837Don't care faggot draw it and post it.
>>585149887secks?
Jong in 75 minutes?
i want more rolls but i also don't want to flatline so my danchou gets sad
For some reason no one mentions it but the reason GL is dogshit is because the number of tokens you get scales with the amount of cards on that trainingThat means you are forced to use 3 speed/2 wit or 2 speed/3 wit decks exclusively if you don't want to get fucked by rngMeanwhile in GM a single, double or triple friendship training gives you the same amount of fragments
>>585149963uma stan is true but >>>>>>>>gw>wasting precious sp on useless greenslo
>>585150012I'm gonna go play few deadlock games and sleep soonno jongerI will queue a fan run probably when I sleep though I don't care for the 100 rolls
You fags told me that Groundwork on Paces is shit yesterday
>>585150069
Don't stop no don't stop no don't stop no don't stop no don't stop no don't stop no TEE FEENEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEsh
>>585149372small is good.
>>585150187actually for sprints you should be running 2 pace with groundwork and concentration and a runaway as to not get fucked by PDM as much
>>585150187My highest WR ace is a GW pace chaser but if there's a single (one (1)) front runner in the lobby she shits herself and dies
>>585150187gw is good if there's no other fronts because gw lets you get to 1st-2nd faster than other paces that don't have gwif there are fronts in the lobby then gw is pointless
>>585150012If I see a room posted
>>585150140Maybe that's why you have two (2)
https://jiggie.fun/eHOSlXhttps://jiggie.fun/eHOSlX
* getting uppity
>>585149241Hi umama can I get kissies
>>585150513Stego cute.
>>585142751he was not supposed to win satsuki/derby at all according to the NF director, he has world premiere s stamina build, take that as you will
>>585150734>>585150513>>585150449fuck off already tranny
>>585150503of course Ines is not there, she's busy lulling me to 'sleep'.
>>585150796
go spam umajp with your ugly boy you faggot
keep posting your boy you cutie
>>585150724Wifexina
>>585150012sure, if you need a 4th I can fill
Boyuma hours?
>>585150581
at least this nigger is tolerable and doesn't go on multi thread long meltdowns
festa wit SUCKS. this stupid smelly card gives NO wit at all. what a gay card
>>585146435Seiyu != umaSupporting random women is cuckoldism
>>585151252How does this compare to 789 Escape Goats?
>>585151443what a comment, congrats low iq retard
Danchou here, I'm doubling the daily quota for 25-30
Marry and reproduce with your fellow humans
>>585151497HAHAHAHAHA
is 1700 speed possibly viable on 1k pow turf s
>>585151551Her tits are NOT that big
>>585151497you can combo it with the front runner version
>>585151551no thank you
Hey retards I'm installing SIGNALIS
>>585151685Tranny game
>>585151654I wish I was 'donna.
sup homo tranniesim installing and playing some recomps/decomps and have some retro gayming fun
>>585151517>congrats low iq retardsays a person who "supports his oshi" lmao
danchou here, I'm announcing club changes here beacuse none of you ever open the game
I want to have marry a girl who plays umamusume so I can cheat on her with a Curren cosplayer. Bonus points if get stabbed in return
56 minutes and counting.
>>585151958Bro
frontbros how are we coping
I want to have marry a girl who plays umamusume so I can devote myself to her. Bonus points if we have kids
>>585151317It's always boyuma time.
7 and I'll make spaghetti for myself with Shiraoki-sama's blessing4 and I'll order a pizza
>>585152147By building Rickeys for the Dirt CM
>>585152147? my macchan usually has the highest wr%...
>join my first scrim this CM>tensai mahou shoujo winsIt's that shrimple really
I'm going back to ArknightsSorry danchou I may not return
>esl hours
>>585152057Being yelled and cried at proves that she loved me
>>585151901Have you played the Halo 1 decomp yet?
>>585152173Not sure about the kids part but yeah same
>>585151443Don't careI will listen to Sawashiro Miyuki's sublime voiceYou can seethe about it
>>585152217Nice. Since you're cooking something I'm gonna stop being lazy and make cajun pasta
I want to marry a man who plays umamusume so we can play and cuddle on the couch or in bed
>>585152383I always mix up Sawashiro with Kobayashi Yuu, legit first time I heard Tucker I thought it was Sawashiro because they usually sound similar to me
yup
>>585152259He wants to get Blemi'd...
Fully ChargedDuelling
>>585152236I don't care much about dirt butI'll be hunting your kind
>>585152516good luck with that
>>585152530>I always mix up Sawashiro with Kobayashi YuuVery easy to do. Both are sex
>>585150187You should always try to get GW for your Pace.Obviously its stronger in CMs like this one where fronts are rare because of the possibility of getting lucky pace, but its still good even when there are fronts in the lobby.If the other fronts in the lobby arent shit, then GW wont cause your PC to pace down (if their is a big nig you probably wont pace down even if the other fronts are shit), instead they will keep up and stay in a good position for activating your other skills. If the fronts are shit, then you will pace down, but keep in mind that in this scenario you are in a shitter lobby, which means you can still win despite the pace down, (that is, unless you are ALSO a shitter. You're not a you shitter are you?).There is the possibility of being in a lobby with one strong team, and one shitter front team. That will certainly be disadvantageous, but your PC still has a chance at winning, and of course any ECs or Lates still have a chance as well. I'd still prefer to get this lobby over a lobby with 2 strong teams.Personally I think its always best to build your umas under the assumption that you will be facing strong teams, I dont mind losing an extra race in round 1, I want to win Finals.
>>585152516You're not even gay
>>585152217Lucky bastard
LESS THAN AN HOUR UNTIL THE FLATLINING!!!!
I love all of you!
>4 flatliners in club (not including the resident shitter)Do something danchou or I'm leaving
>>585152719but I hate w*men
>>585152354Is there a reason to if I already played it multiple times since my childhood? If there isn't some life changing mod attached I don't care.
>>585152785just leave bwo, he's never gonna do it
>>585152785mambo...
>make 3 random aces one after the other>they look like shit>enter 5 scrims>win 4 of them??????????????????Well I can flatline peacefully I suppose
>>585151685good game.except for the inventory system. I personally couldn't handle the heat but it was pretty good outside of that.
>>585152814no reason at all, pointless. Save your memories and don't destroy them by noticing the bad things.
>>585141379
>>585151252So is this just Angling but for Pace?
>>585152893now fight us little timmy
>>585152785You have no power over your danchou just leave, preferably to my club
PLEASE TELL. ME I CAN STILL LOG IN
>>585152814You said you were gonna play some decomps, so I just simply mentioned one that is fairly new.
>>585153052you have 45min
Sex with Oguri
What if danchou is a flatliner
>>585153056No, anon, I have not. Anything interesting about it, or is it literally just a decomp with nothing fresh attached to it?I focus on things I haven't played yet, now on PC with HFR and no emulation involved.
>>585153091oguri doesn't even know what sex is
Sex with WEI
>>585153052You got 45 minutes.
WTF THEY RELEASED THE UMA BANNER FIRST
the amount of poorfag retards living in the middle of shitsville nowhere who could never afford to go to the la concert, but despite that became obsessed with japanese anime and are gloating online about the concert cancellation has me rolling on the floor. the fact that you're so pathetically sour grapes that you're rooting for the ruin of your own countrymen to spite them signals the end of a nation. if 9/11 or 12/7 happened today there would be texans laughing about it and creaming their pants at people dying. this whole situation is fucked.
DANCHOU! THIS IS MY FINAL CLANK! TAKE IT!
>>585153148kill him and take his spot? duh?
>>585152710this is a really good writeup but i would add for consideration the greens + gw spark farming requirement, cause you start running into the issue that fronts do and run out of sp if your sparks are shit. if you are going for gw you cant half ass it, you sneed those skill hints to be good or you will be forced to cut the package for other human rights skills.
>>585153091>no socks on her running shoesimagine how sweaty they must be, drenched even
>>585153161This claim has never made any sense
>people said Cygames didn't pay to expedite the visa processBut if you can make it faster just by giving them money, that means they willingly aren't working as fast as they could. And if it's just a matter "well we don't have enough staff to process everyone that fast", then just hire more people! You're the government, you don't have to care about labor costs making you not turn a profit. If you're understaffed then fix that!
>>585153281ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
uh oh melty
>>585152983betweener is late gwo...
[-]
>>585153279I'm going to take a guess that you aren't the original poster and you're being melodramatic as a false flag to try and get people to hate oshikatsu
SOON(TM) we will be racing Kitasan.
>>585153304That's why you see a lot of paces using Bourbon wit or taking focus
You wouldn't fuck your precious pink trainee, right?
I don't like how Bourbon's face looks in this one.
>>585153091After she's been running for hours
>>585153575that's right.
>>585153387the concert was in conjunction with a us company, golden voice, who would have back channels to expedite it for them. they had the super expedite p2w hack.
I will be raping any and all lifeless trainers I find while they are away
>>585153670that's mewith him taking the picture
Well now thst the dust's settled, the next Umerican concert is hopefully somewhere other than California.
We'll be approaching winter soon in Japan, and you know what that means for Doto-san!
is it safe to login yet, been flatlining for 3 days now
My cute daughter is tearing up the scrims. And I can make her better too.Are end closers secretly the best? They just burst out of the pace chaser blob without giving a fuck
>>585153708*pretends to flatline*
>>585153610it's OK he made a Bourbon focused one too
Who the fuck comes up with these horses names?>Still in love>Loves Only You>Grass Wonder>El Condor Pasa>Special Week>Gold City>Mihono Bourbon>Vodka
>>585153750Not yet, wait until tomorrow.
>>585153504go look at the uma post on twitter. it's ltierally filled with no life losers excited that they didn't miss out.
>>585153753They're very good in cm21. Daring Strike + late race starts on a straight.
>>585153874El Condor Pasa is named after a song
>>585153753with daring strike, tracen cheer and spurt they have the most braindead easy chassis to build around
>>585153912>go look at the uma post on twitterNow why would I ever go on that hellhole? Maybe you should stop doomscrolling
>>585153753>Are end closers secretly the best?It's a spurt + leap forward + tracen cheer track
>>585153874vodka's dad is named gimlet and the idea was that she would be stronger like how the drinks are
Sirius, the Silly Uma
>>585153912>twitter. it's ltierally filled with no life losers
>>585153304Its not that hard to get the GW setup for pace right now.No matter what style you are going for you should always be trying to get at LEAST one speed green, so thats no different. Right now Pace savy is guaranteed from LH (although having to pass on the energy is annoying) and Focus is guaranteed form the GL scenario.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/5268280/Horse_Race_Tests_Life_is_Pain_Demo/
>>585153504Saya...
>>585153874Those are not even bad
>>585153874you leave grass wonder out of this
>>585153912>go onto the app where you get rewarded for being miserable and inflammatory >there's miserable and inflammatory people therewell yeah
>>585153874>Grass Wonder>is good at running on turfMakes perfect sense
>>585154189Grass Wonder's name comes from the dedotated wam kid trying to say Grass Runner
>>585153874and especially leave special week out of it, fuck you guy, bad luck in your next 100 runs
>>585154129I remember this, decently funny stuff at the time
>danchou is flatliningwtf why is this allowed
>>585153994>>585154026>>585154167it's also happening on reddit and here. it's just that twitter has locations enabled so it makes it more obvious that the majority of these losers are american.
i missed jiij meased up i messed up unmessed uo ge hatesnme niw i should have qccepted ubsgiykdnt have and nowbthere will be no tume bevausenifb thise fuckhng imbeciles trying to twke hw apar t fuic fuck HHFHHFHFGUSSUHGGAUGHHHHHH VIMIT VIMIT SAHH U WAN FBFB FIISIIJ IN FNBBA CERY I HYST QNNA NE WITH HIMNOKEASE INEED A BITFRIENS BA D PKEQSE TEKK ME JTS GINNA BE INATA I REFRRT EVERYTHINF I AHOUKD GQGE MOVES IN WITH HIM WHEN INICUJKKS GEA SUCH A NICE FUY JBUG IN FUCKNNF SK K IN THE HEAD AND HUST FUCJ FUCK FUCK IM F6CKED IM FUCKED IM FUCKED HE WONT WVERSEE THIS THEY ALTEAD NBHHHHH 7FHGH UGHHHH CME BAJCKBI MIAS YOU IM ISS YOY UK SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IMO SORRY IM SORRY JM WORRY IK WORY6EYYDSUSUUUUUUUUU I FIEEKNA SO BAD YOURE A RNIIOD OERSON AJD I JUST WANT YOU DOR MYAELF UUVHH UFHH NEED TO SPRW UP MY GUTS ITS FOHCHUHJJJJ UFFUHHH HFUCJ UCOJJ KILL MEK JIKLME J NEED TO SVOOT MYSELF FUCJ IIDIDIEIIIDUI UDCGCCGYHHHHH AAVAHHH AHHHH AHHHF GAHHH GaygahahahahahaahHAHAHSYEUZHushdhshjjnVGfff
flatliners?
Here we go again
>>585154009cute jobber. maybe even the cutest.
time to shitpost all day for 5 days straight /uma/
>>585154441It's one person here, and Reddit hates anime.Anon, get over yourself
no one in my club has posted about flatlining and im way too scared of getting kicked because me being in the club in the first place is kind of a fluke. sorry flatlinebros.
>>585154458bourbok, translate this skinwalker into english please
>>585149314WAKARUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANsuki
Reminder that if you flatline, get kita in 50 then fail to get Satano Diamond or dupes in 10p, you literally pissed away 5 days for nothing.
>>585154550get your head out of the sand. the evidence is there.
>>585154458shut up 2mama
>>585154612No one here is that unlucky
I don't understand the 5 days thing, what happens in 5 days?
>>585154612what does this mean, chat? can someone translate
>>585154735we all die
>>585154567Line-by-Line Decoded Text"i missed jiij meased up i messed up unmessed uo ge hatesnme niw"Translation: "I missed... I messed up, I messed up, [unmessed up], he hates me now.""i should have qccepted ubsgiykdnt have and nowbthere will be no tume"Translation: "I should have accepted, I shouldn't have, and now there will be no time...""bevausenifb thise fuckhng imbeciles trying to twke hw apar t fuic fuck"Translation: "...because of these fucking imbeciles trying to take [us / him] apart, fuck fuck.""HHFHHFHFGUSSUHGGAUGHHHHHH VIMIT VIMIT SAHH U WAN FBFB FIISIIJ IN FNBBA CERY"Translation: "[Screaming/Distress noises] Vomit, vomit... [garbled distress] ...cry.""I HYST QNNA NE WITH HIMNOKEASE INEED A BITFRIENS BA D PKEQSE TEKK ME JTS GINNA BE INATA"Translation: "I just wanna be with him, please. I need a boyfriend bad, please tell me it's gonna be okay.""I REFRRT EVERYTHINF I AHOUKD GQGE MOVES IN WITH HIM WHEN INICUJKKS GEA SUCH A NICE FUY"Translation: "I regret everything. I should have moved in with him when I [could]. He's such a nice guy...""JBUG IN FUCKNNF SK K IN THE HEAD AND HUST FUCJ FUCK FUCK IM F6CKED IM FUCKED IM FUCKED"Translation: "...but I'm fucking sick in the head and just fuck fuck fuck I'm fucked I'm fucked I'm fucked.""HE WONT WVERSEE THIS THEY ALTEAD NBHHHHH 7FHGH UGHHHH CME BAJCKBI MIAS YOU IM ISS YOY"Translation: "He won't ever see this, they already [garbled]. Ugh, come back, I miss you, I miss you.""UK SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IMO SORRY IM SORRY JM WORRY IK WORY6EYYDSUSUUUUUUUUU"Translation: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...""I FIEEKNA SO BAD YOURE A RNIIOD OERSON AJD I JUST WANT YOU DOR MYAELF"Translation: "I feel so bad. You're a good person and I just want you for myself."
I need Ruby to whisper something lewd on my ear to the point of making me have a boner.
>>585154735free rolls switch from cards to umasif you dont log on for 5 days you can use the card rolls on umas instead
>>585154735Mambogeddon
>>585154685The "evidence" was anomalous cases lined neatly in a row in front of you by the Outrage Algorithm of social media. It fools millions of people every day, including yourself. You're a naive dunce.
>>585154735the concert schizo goes into overdrive
>>585154770Oh well then the concert being cancelled isn't really that big of a deal
>>585154612I literally have nothing to lose because worst case scenario I still get fuckton of tokens for 1* and 2* umas so that I can 3* them
>>585154735https://umapyoi.net/news/1124
>>585154802Smart Bourbon
>>585154802cont"UUVHH UFHH NEED TO SPRW UP MY GUTS ITS FOHCHUHJJJJ UFFUHHH HFUCJ UCOJJ"Translation: "Ugh ugh need to spew up my guts, it's fucking... ugh fuck fuck...""KILL MEK JIKLME J NEED TO SVOOT MYSELF FUCJ"Translation: "Kill me, kill me, I need to shoot myself, fuck...""[End garbled screaming and manic laughter]"Translation: Keyphrases include "AHHH GAHHH", hysteria/laughter ("Gaygahahahahahaah"), and keyboard mashes.
>>585154473someone was complaining earlier about them>>585154802thank you bourbok
>>585154735beginning of the Umamusume century of humiliation
club TRAITORS will be added to the public blacklist
>>585154962
those 50 extra pulls are SURELY going to get me some good spooks
>>585154832The last ten years has been the outrage algorithm directly affecting the thoughts and actions of dumbass americas including you. You're a naive dunce.
>>585155078I NEED HER (alt)
>>585155093I'm British, and stop thinking the Internet is the real world.
It would be really fucking funny if somehow the free rolls didn't carry over.
>>585155179i mean... there's no announcement yet...
>>585154458Are you going to do the 5 day flatline stillposter
>>585155162>what is brexit>what is reform ukyou're an idiot.
>>585154612Dont forget there is also the possibility of pulling 3 Super Creeks in one of your free 10pulls on supports.
>>585155274will my penis ever recover from whats about to happen?
>>585155179
if you get a good card from your free pull be sure to post it to flex on the abstainers
>>585155356Nah that's scheduled for my first Ramonu 10 pull
>>585153874One of the things i love about this game are actually the names.They're so charming and funny.
24 minutes
>>585155325Brexit was TV and print media. That's how it works in this country. Stop opening your trap on things you know nothing about.Reform UK, again, TV and print media pushing the immigration points. Internet has nothing to do with it.Anon, the Internet is not the real world. You want to know what else happened in the UK? Sadiq Khan was reelected mayor of London. If the Internet were the real world, he would've lost spectacularly.
>>585155327
Someone grab the club ranks before the flatlinepacolypse.
>>585155583mods get this nigga outta here
>>585155290i would iffxxxx I CWTFTRFFC THINK ABITRT VIMM IT HURTSSSSaq
>>585155518the names get me sometimes.like what do you mean there is a busty babe with a bad attitude and accomplisments to back it up and they call this girl BRIAN.
>>585155679Sorry, could you write that post again? It shows up on my screen as "waaaaah waaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaah" for some reason. Might be a website glitch
>>585155743SEX with BRIAN
i cant wait to card pull in 20 minutes
>>585155713Fuck off
>>585155814based
>>585155290You know who they are and the answer to that
>>585155713I agree that thinking about Vim hurts. I've never bothered learning it and I doubt that I ever will
>>585155713Name him already sis or say which club he's in
>>585156092/uma/ club
>>585156154Openbocchi...
>>585156092are you behind on the telenovela? the love interest this season is dacchis' danchud
>>585155713so stillposter is not a flatliner, good poster, value going up>>585155861i genuinely have no idea
shut up, faggot.
>all these people flatlining for pullsMeanwhile I'm going to maximize fan gain for that sweet no-condom danchou sex I'll earn at the end of the month
Last room before flatlining?37334841
>>585156236
i fucking hate all of you
I miss the theards, /uma/ had mlety or was just reddit and xitter tards?
>>585156273i was gonna join but im not flatlining
>>585156194Proof?
Now I need to not be retarded enough to open the game
>>585156254Danchud will not have sex with you, Get real
>>585156373we're in a perpetual melty regardless of events
>>585156254Mambwo I don't want to be the one that tells you this, but this was never real, danchou wasn't having sex with that guy because he was top earner, it's because he was her bf
>>585156305big brown boobies
>>585156194He's not talking about him (at least this time).
>>585156357Shakute
>>585151317yes
>>585156373/umaJP/ retards that travelled to muttland to see some roasties dance had a melty
>>585156426why do you think the heroine is running Ardan, a busty p*ce chaser( both things they hate) this cm?
which top earner will flatline for kitasan blanco
>>585156540Two timing already?
Alright fellow /evil/ bros, how do we trick flatties to open up their game?
>>585156373probably all 3. that cyge post got an absurd amount of views for whatever reason. personally, I'd prefer if we were having a collective melty over some even more meaningless shit.
Unironically unistalling the game so I won't log in accidentally
>>585155750Dirters!
>>585156508And why do you think he was able to become "her" BF in the first place?
>>585156657I have something funny in mind but obviously can't reveal it.
>>585156606>top earner>flatliningnot how it works
>>585156373there was a few people having a melty when the orange man was blamed. and most of the ticket holders were rightfully so undergoing catastrophic fission criticality.
behold, the HEROES of these HALLOWED HALLS
>>585156571>rura>boy
uh oh the servers are shitting their pants
>>585156708Don't forget to link your account ;)
>>585156589Who knows what schizos think and jump around to
>>585156747Messaging on discord and finding out they live near each other, how do you think it happened?
>>585156835Wow, just like me
>>585156273I joined but I'm not flatlining
>>585156792it could be *****
/ourgirl/see you in 5 days flatliner dacchis
>>585156885GO TO THE BATHROOMYOU ARE SHITTING YOURSELF
I love Rice
>>585156657THERE ARE NO BANKED PULLS LOG IN NOWCONFIRMED ON horsegirlgame.com
>>585156792If EVERYONE flatlines and he was top earner before that started, it would be how it works!
>>585156984Not yet
If you're still playing in 10 minutes, you're transferred to the umaverse
>>585156974Neicha would kill herself if you abandoned her for 5 days
>>585157025I'll check in 9 minutes
What you don't understand is that I'm actually gonna spark regardless so getting 50 free pulls is a massive save
>>585156869Who??
I WANT TO HAVE SEX I WANT TO HAVE UNPROTECTED SEXI WANT TO HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX ON AN UNSAFE DAYI WANT TO HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX ON AN UNSAFE DAY WHILE AYABE'S TRYING TO SLEEP NEXT TO USI WANT TO HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX ON AN UNSAFE DAY WHILE AYABE'S TRYING TO SLEEP NEXT TO US AND WE SEND OVER A REQUEST TO VIDEO CALL SO SHE CAN GET A FULL VIEW WHERE WE CONNECTDEATH TO FINE MOTION
>>585156273Groundwork failed. Thank you.
>>585157060good thing i won't be flatlining then
>>585156974I wouldn't be able to endure 5 days without opening the game and having her greet me, gl bro.
>>585157187what did finemo do to you bro
>>585157048LET ME INNNN AAAAAAHHHHH LET ME THE FUCK INNNNN NOOOOOO MY CHANCEEEEE
>>585157187WHAT THE FUCK
>>585156708wont long until 6 month have passed
>>585157241that's why i won't flatlinewhat sick fuck abandons their wife for 5 days
>>585156571I feel ever so slightly cringe whenever I actually feel something by looking at some of these fuckers but they're simply too fucking adorable. I want to pet nakayama and ruffle her hair as you would with a dog.
DO NOT ROLL FOR DIA
FIVE MINUTESTHE FLATLINING!!!!
You know you can just not roll for the day and the free rolls accumulate right?
>>585157243prepare to pass
>>585157513i dont plan on it, she will come in the free pulls to me like last time
>>585157552No.
>>585157513im not, im rolling for kita
>>585157513why not....
>there will be people who miss daily carats, Palmer star pieces, a rainbow gem shard, login bonuses, potential SSR copies, and flatline in their club>all wasted for 100 uma rolls, only to get 1* and 2* dupes and no NY Kita/Diamond
Danchou you never confirmed if you were flatlining if I don't see proof of life in 10 minutes at the club chat I'll make a mess
2 minutes to make a decision
>>585157643losers lose and winners win 2 MINS TO GO
>>585157643And there's one time carat reward too that they are going to miss out on lol...
>>585157513I will roll for what my dick wants
I am rolling for
>>585157552that's how it would work if it made sense, unfortunately this game does not make sense
im glad the club i joined has no curren posters
Last room before we all disappear, FLATLINERS ONLY485528414855284148552841
Do I use my tickets now or wait free pulls?
who else doing a cheeky tenner on the kita/dia banner before free pulls?
You will not leave me for 5 days... right?
>oh wait I have a 2* ticket let me use that>...huh?
see you nerds in 5 days
>>585156571>edited versionfaggot
free pull slop...home...
good thing all the free 10x pull events after this are on support cards only so that this bullshit doesn't happen again
>>585157980perhaps..
Skipbros, don;t look...
>>585158034wow... cant believe this is what I'm missing out on by not logging in....
>>585157859Results53882841
Nice offbaner>>585157980No bro you alright
>>585158034>THIS is what I'm supposed to do with my free rolls over getting free umas
>>585158034wtf I'm flatlining
server is shitting its pants im out here trying to buy 7.5k carats
TORENA-SAN, DON'T LEAVE ME
>>585158034can't believe I'm missing out on this
FOUR SCAMCHASI REPEAT4 SCAMCHAS
I regret not flatlining
>>585158034SR Arden is actually pretty good for this CM. I just used 2 crystals to get her to MLB last week.
https://umamusume.com/news/1124/IT'S UP
Bros.............
surely i can use this for a skill or two on parent runs...
BROS WHO I WILL GET
>Error 390FIXYOURSERVERSCYJEW AND VALVE
>>585158148Yeah, that Vodka and Gold Ship and 8 1*s will be way better for your account
isn't it a bit too late for this banner to be on scamcha
>>585158338THIS IS MAMBOS CHANCE TO CATCHUPWE CAN DO IT MAMBROS
it's tuesday retards it's valve maintenance
>>585158327I told you bwo >>585117072
>>585158370FUUUUUUUUCK LEMME INNNNNNNNNNNN TAKE MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!
>>585158327>Free pulls won't carry over.BROS????
I cannot get in... flatline it is
SAAR DO NOT REDEEM 50 PULLSDO NOT REDEEM
It's over
>>585158096
>>585157513I'm pulling for Dia
>>585157982KYAAAAY
yippieeee
>paid banners>no carat salesWhat's the most jewish uma?
>>585158364WTF BROS I GOT HER YESTERDAY FROM BLAZE BANNER REEEEEEEEEE
Grass is so pretty…
5 minutes downwhew. I can do this
FUCK YOU danchud I WON HAHAHAmake this the next op image plz
OPEN UP I JUST SWIPED OMEGALY LEMME IN wtf bro what is this, let me in cuh fr i wanna buy all the shit, ALL of it, I worked 0 hours for this money
HELP IM BEING FORCED TO FLATLINE!!
>>585158113I just realized what a crazy coincidence it is pulling both Palmer and City right now
>>585158392Actually they will because I'm a newfag and I need tokens to 3* Golshi
It's just that easy
>>585158561Tamamo Star
>>585158698>>585158698>>585158698shamelessly early baking to update the info before I sleep so it doesn't get ruinedbwead
WHAT DA HELL????
WHAT THE FUCK
>>585158670good luck on your pulls in 5 days newbro
>>585158586>two umas in bannerGot this american too, coolI wanted this alt
>>585158763That would have Been Dia and Kita......
no snack btw
>>585158775Anon blew his gacha luck for this year (accelerated) on a stamina card with no heal...
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUZUKA SAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't forget to log back in
>>585158775And to think that there are actually people skipping the support banner.
>>585158775I'd unironically go for MLB after free rolls
>>585158775Lucky anon, you should go MLB... surely it will pay off
>thread diesyou guys are taking this flatlining thing a little too seriously
>>585159995There's a new thread bwo
>>585159995fusukitaru
Wait I'm playing the new Hearthstone expansion, what's going on with the free pulls?
>>585160415Nothing bwo, you can keep flatlining
>>585159995me for the next 5 days
>>585141273That horse has some fat tits
