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Women will not care about deltarune anymore because no more sexymen lol
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SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP STOP BEING A GAY RETARD
>>585151050woah same!!
doomin'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMuAz9K9Kqg
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>>585151093i’m 60% sure gaster will appear in personhe’s been way too involved in the story to not
>>585150990aspen has cool flowery minecraft build
I love fish
>>585151269i hope gaster is somehow gay/bi male coded like ralsei and asriel are
>>585151207woohh buddy thats not allowedyou cant take stuff you already posted in the previous thread and plant them in the new just because you got bad timing
>>585151269Hmmm I guess can't not make sexymen then...
>>585151368gaster will be in old man yaoi with grandpa semitheir son will be mettaton
>>585151368he has to be bi at most because he has two kids
>>585151281Fuck off retarded diapercunt tripfag.
>>585151269Women will not care about Gaster unless he has a long nose.
>>585151050ermm based?
This is a wholesome thread!No horny posting allowed!!!!Otherwise, I will get mad >:(
>>585151367I love best fish
>>585151281super cool
>>58515126990% chance hes an offscreen character, we'll probably get text from him at the end of deltarune>>585151460not till u make a real argument
I hope Gaster is an Israeli coded character that loves skeleton supremacy.
Fuck we switched threads>>585150779The plantners are probably their own thing but Flowery knows tons of shit so Aqua should tooMaybe it's like you have the lore page in your brain but that doesn't mean you're smart enough to understand it, see also Susie
>>585151460sans has zero nose and all the foids want himit’s not about the size of the nose, it’s how you use it
wait.....it's tomorrow......why isn't the thread better????
I'm not ready for Deltarune to be the biggest disappointment of my gaming life
>>585150990Hooman!
>>585151554hornyposting is ok if its diaper related
Battlemoids (this is what the Rareware franchise is called in the Deltarune universe)
>>585151701get used to disappointments kiddo
>>585151701I am after Chapter 5.
>>585151674the thread will be better next week...
Deltarune on sale? Holy shit is a christmas release actually possible
I'm so excited for Deltarune to be basically if Christmas meets my Birthday times a BILLION that's how good it's going to be
>games on sale againI can feel it....
I'm a fat unemployed retard incel but I'm not a goatfag at least!
>>585151701for me there’s no way toby could fuck it up. i’m not sure why but i have total faith the next two chapters will be great. like i really have a tough time imagining how he could possibly fuck it up, maybe going too deep into irrelevant bullshit like where exactly did susie come from? or what rudy's disease was? i’m not sure
>>585151565You could just say it doesn't get any betta than thisI'm sorry
>>585152029>>585152001>>585152001explain
>>585151498based on what?
>>585152001>>585152029youre going to be disapointed just like the anyversary
>>585152014
>>585152120deltarune tomorrow
>>585152104lool
>>585152036I've seen too many shitty theories about where to take the game from here that sound really awful and lame and I can't hold the feeling Mr. Tony just knows the special sauce how this all fits together masterfully in a way nobody could've understood before
>>585152001>is a christmas release actually possiblemaybe next Christmas, lolRealistic best-case scenario is one year, next Summer, don't get your hopes up
>>585152036I'm sure it'll be a bit weird and not 100% satisfying to everyone for random reasons but I feel like toby is too fueled by hatred for homestucks ending to totally drop the ball
Putting the game on sale just means he's looking to expand his merch market. Those ralsei plushies are his real empire.
>>585151207>argThe weird route skips Chapter 6. What would the ARG be about?
>>585152240They'd be great pals
>>585152679Chapter 5's secret boss teaser for the next chapter was about the evil protein cats so maybe those
whassup y'all?
>>585152642fax, my battlebrother
>>585152679Build hype about all the cryptic shit that is being foreshadowed in the normal route
>>585152679side sword
>>585151207>>585152679ARG(H) refers to Pirate Gaster of course
>>585152679gently letting down the hometown massacrefags
>>585152863please…
fave is unable to cope with not having someone in their life who cares if the kill themself
you'll get one last fun adventure (2) and like it
>>585153017You just need some bomb collars and a dead man switch
>>585153182i’m jealous of gaster i wish i had a cool goat dad to hook me up with someone
Toby... please... Halloween newsletter...
>>585152979>"Where will the slaughter take place?">It won't.>"Yeah."
i feel like this whenever i see people angry at ralsei for withholding information or whatever
>>585153039he already said 6 will be plot focused
>>585153115They say the hardest part is letting go.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhZfaRdDWJc
>>585152667>eбa>йoб>бля>cyкSo many possibilities
now’s your chance to be a big slut
>>585153485no it's gonna be bad so me and my epic bacon bros can get cool dunks on the computer
A lot of the current fandom theories are so shit they would ruin the game for me and I just have to trust that Toby won't be completely retarded and that the fandom will just be wrong again
>>585153494sauce me on that pretty rally
>>585153627have a bighave a bighave a big butt
Most underrated Deltarune character?
>>585153627
>>585153864ralseo
>>585153864ralsei by far
>>585153115fave isn't evil theyre just worthless
>>585152917Wing ding ding ding you solved my riddles three, the map to me buried treasure will hit your inbox shortly, argh yargh yeargh yeaarrgghg cough
>>585153404If people start watching One Piece right now they could catch up by the time the next chapter of Deltarune happens. They probably won't, but they could. It's world government crushing kino within the first hundred episodes and people are feeling pretty oppressed these days.
>>585153864ralsei if we're talking about characters with enough writing to appreciate. otherwise the music robots probably, i’ve never seen a fan
>>585153929>>585153938lol
Most overrated Deltarune character?
>>585153864I would reply with my fave but I know damn well why she's unpopular
>>585153864bluei find him really charming, how he’s so passionate for a hopeless retardbut absolutely nobody has him outside bottom tier flower
>>585154185papyrus not even a damn line of dialogue
>>585154185WARsei
Oh my GOD i just ran into the amogus reference on ch4 on my replay.Who the fuck thought this was a good idea
>>585154185sans is so cringe
>>585154185brattyirredeemable trash
https://x.com/whisper_foot/status/2084703916130968055
>>585154470Sus
Crystals are for the secret chapter 8, nothing change in ch 6 and 7
>>585154559CuteHotHas a butt that won't quitHas a cock that won't quit
why is it wrong for teens in 202x to make an among us reference one timehow is that different from berdly referencing smash ultimate in chapter 2
>>585150558
>>585151146here's a little Tenna doodle I did earlier!
Do you think Noelle played among us with her friends or did she play it with the braindead retarded public lobbies
>>585154901babby
Most middlerated Deltarune character?
>>585155006gaster
If Toby had wanted to make a REAL funny joke he would have made Susie tell Noelle that she's a Hawk To Her
>>585155006i would say people like lancer the correct amount and his fans are correctly not horny for him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH3yDVN0nTI
>>585154185I just don't get tenna. He's just a tv presenter (a gimmick that should already be lost on anybody under 35) reheating Mettaton's nachos but without the evil robot act-on-an-act that made him funny. I dont get people who sexyman him in particular cause his design is ASS. Objectheads are objectively boring and lazy. Being sad nobody watches tv anymore (which kinda doesn't make sense cause aside from THE EVENT breaking up the happy dreemurr household, he says he's threatened hy the internet and apps, a shift that happened over like two decades but we see the dreemurrs and holidays watching tv which should be like a couple years before the game's events) shouldn't be enough to make so many women want to see him have sad middle aged divorced gay sex with spamton
>>585154864Because Among Us isn't funny, next question.
>>585155131on second though i love the amongus joke
>>585154901Adorable little guy
Hello utg. Catching up on today's threads. I hope you enjoyed yourself in spite of the mess.>>585153864HERO_SWORD. A truly perfect vessel.>>585154185It's gotten so much better in recent days but FRIEND was way overrated after chapter 3&4 dropped as like a huge evil mastermind behind all this stuff and the tail of hell etc. etc. I couldn't point to who it is now but in retrospect FRIEND was definitely. Theorized to be final boss material when its just a pack of animals.Maybe to curse me, Catti will continue to be an irrelevant side character and will end up reigning champion of the most overrated.
Deltarune can't take place in the second half of the 2020s otherwise everyone would be saying 67 in the class
So what Toby will do with the various aborted weird route?personally idk maybe nothing maybe something
>>585154185Asgore
>>585154559Stole Asriel's virginity mere months after Dess fucking died award
>>585152679It will be about confirming Hometown Massacre
>>585151701
>>585155331i want noelle to realize she killed berdly but susie will defend her saying berdly started it
>>585152679The ARG will be about Pizzapants's romance subplot and people will say that the ARG guy saying "I'm not talking about Dess" means Dess isn't the Knight somehow
>>585155152https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVycUX1y0XE
Hi I'm ERAM and I'm Child Kris but evil.
>>585155570You must be really young then sense that discussion has been had for nearly a decade and even Toby admits he probably won't "top" Undertale in the twitlonger in the OP.It will inevitably piss some people off. That's just the nature of endings
>>585154989he's the cutest!>>585155239thank you!!
>>585154864Maybe it's just nostalgia but undertale's cringe, dated internet culture references feel quaint and cute but deltarune's feel weird and awkward. I think it also has to do with how undertale references the cringe homosuck tumblry niche of the internet while by deltarune's time internet culture had completely homogenized to the point where everyone from facebook boomers to communists on twitter use /pol/ vocabulary so it doesn't have the same documentary-like appeal like an insight into a weird little subculture as much.
Do you suppose we'll ever get any information about Kris's biological parents
fave going to bed in the middle of the day because theres nothing to do and everyone hates them
i dont know if deltarune will be good in the end, but i know ill like it
>>585155839what homestuck references did undertale haveobviously besides megalovania
>>585155802If Toby admits his little game isn't for everyone he shouldn't keep hyping his ending as the greatest thing ever
Deltarune will never end.
>>585154185Noelle outside of WR. She's abominably flat as a character compared to the rest of the main cast and the overwhelming majority of people I've seen who like her either just want to fuck her, look at her and say "OMG she's literally MEEEE I'M a quirky lesbian TOO!" or hollow her character out for HMOFA Kriselleslop (which does overlap with WR but at least there's slightly more of a reason there even though I don't like it in general)
isnt it weird how noelle isnt a christian but her family loves christmas to an absurd amount?
>>585155802I just wanted to send the meme. Don't worry, I'm fully aware of the misgivings people have with Deltarune's trajectory and its potential ending. I don't really share them, though. I will probably be happy with it
>>585155997Apparently Pyrope is a Homestuck characters name, also Toby said John Eggberts square glasses inspired Alphys's glasses, which aren't square in her portrait, so what is he talking about? Who knows
>>585155746That's right, Jay
I don't need Deltarune to be better than UndertaleI just need the worst theories to be incorrect
>>585156026It'll be greenlit for 10 more seasons in advance
>>585155957the only other deltarune liker itt....
>>585155189try to imagine him as a woman and then reconsider what you typed. anyway the reasons vary from person to person but from what i’ve seen it’s less tenna's place in the story and more what they can imagine tenna doing, so>bpd hunk who will do anything for (You)>fujoshi will latch onto any two reasonably good/quirky looking dudes to pair them together and he and spamton have a blatant bitter exes dynamic going on >his design appeals to women. masculine dude who is not fat in a suit >object head likers similar to monster fuckers enjoy the idea of fucking a being that doesn’t have human ideas of beauty, makes the self insertion easier especially if they’re fug
>>585156059christmas hasn't been considered a religious holiday for a long time
>>585155839The main difference is Deltarune's humor is very "How do you do fellow kids" and toby practically was a kid when he made Undertale and the humor reflected that. On the upside, the Deltarune fandom is way funnier and making way better jokes and memes than Undertale fans ever did and it's not even close.
If deltarune was conceptualized first how would the story work without undertale as a foundation?What about all the legacy characters carried over? What about concepts like the soul introduced in undertale? What about monsters? I'm not even gonna get into gasterfuckery
>>585156018hello once again abberant
>>585156018Not once in history did he ever do that.
>>585154901OH MY GOD HE'S SO ADORABLE I'M GONNA CRY
The Amogus Sussy is funny because it's Susie going "What the hell are you talking about" when Noelle thinks she's Amogus Sussying
>>585156051i’m still waiting for someone who favors normal route noelle to speak up on why they like her. i swear whenever i see someone raving about how great she is (on the normal route) its almost always either fanfiction or projection
>>585156225>The main difference is Deltarune's humor is very "How do you do fellow kids"What?
>>585156051I think the story as a whole has very little interest outside of the WR (assuming it doesn't tie into it with the whole setup about defying the prophecy)
>>585156261He would probably go with the concept of everyone being humans in the light world so meet JIMMY Kris's adoptive father that turns into a goat in the dark world for some reason.
>>585156018retard. the fact is that he was compelled to make the game because he was struck by its ending, even if it isn't going to appeal to everyone. the ending is HIS motivation specifically, not "play this if you want to experience the greatest ending in gaming". it's "play this if you want to see what Toby Fox wanted to make"
do people really think toby dreamed up the ending for the game and that it wasn’t just marketing or him aura farming
>>585156059If angelism/ whatever is the official religion of hometown where does their version of christmas come fromDo they also celebrate the birth of christ but it's just some dude named christ for shits and giggles and not like the christ
>>585156481The jokes are being written for teenagers by a guy in his mid 30s and landing about as well as any old person's attempt at appealing to the youths.
>>585155189Your face is ASS
Every time a person on /utg/ starts demanding why people like X and someone's stupid enough to take the bait the response is always "That doesn't count"
>>585156714If deltarune is as full of self inserty lived experiences as assumed, eToby watched tv (and the simpsons specifically) and was made to go to church on sundays so is he actually 50 years old or what
>>585156569He's Toby Fox. He's the most successful indie developer there is, not a little guy with passion in Hussie's basement. He knows saying his super epic secret ending he's been keeping hidden under seven divine seals for years will make fans go insane but he does that anyway. I am simply a little tired of Toby not acting in line with his popularity and what his words mean to his audience.
>>585150558I gotta draw QC and Catty next….
game.......bad......
What's the /utg/ hag/stern woman lover assessment on Nurse Harrow from Deadlock now that she's added.
this sounds like a tobystalker
>Fallen Down was from an Earthbound music jam>Heartache was called "Jester Battle">sans. was called "Muscle">Ghost Fight was an attempt at making an OFF fansong>Another Medium was a scrapped Homestuck song>Metal Crusher was a Cucumber Quest fansong>Megalovania is from Earthbound Halloween Hack and HomestuckYou can really tell Deltarune was the original plan and Undertale was a cobbled down less ambitious version of it.
>>585157104Deadlock is a temfag game, sorry.
it’s not really that hot of a take but i also don’t find toby’s sense of humor very good. absurdist humor can be really funny (eric andre show) but toby’s version just reeks of tumblr and tumblr was never very funny
Sans flat out going>hm, i've been getting readings of timeline jumpingLike a fucking multiverse cop was so lame it wraps all the way around to being hilarious
>>585157104needs more wrinkles
>>585157230eric andre humor is very much in line with tumblr humor
>>585157019I’m just tired of him not giving more supplementary content
>>585157227what the fuck does this even meanyou know what don't tell me it sounds like schizobabble
>>585157104I will never ever play deadlock but I've been enjoying the porn, yes.This is my exact sentiment about every videogame released after 2015, actually.
Actually everything about Undertale and Deltarune is SHIT but I have to keep playing or else
>>585157230When people call things "tumblr" I don't know what they mean and I used to use the site a lot.
>>585157230I dont think humour was ever his strong suit.
temmie won she is a cute hag and plays videogames
>>585151047be my fren plsssssss
there continues to be so much good fave content on my feed and it continues to pleasantly baffle me
>>585156432It's the projection I see more often than not out of those two, I just sit there staring at it like "are we playing the same game with the same vapid cardboard reindeer?"
>>585157530they think tumblr is just superwholock and steven universe, basically
i like deltarune and video games
>>585157530"tumblr" may refer to:>Something I don't like but I don't want to outright say that>Something feels very quirky and lol sorandom xd
>>585156432shes cute and realistic
>>585157530I think of TF2 porn and black and white looping gifs of gay pornTumblr was for porn
>>585157796ARRRGGGGH PURE HUGBOXSLOP!!!!!!!
>>585156432I don't favor normal route with Noelle but the snowcoomers who scream RAPE THE DOE or want crazy yandere Noelle have made me hate Weird Route
>>585157880*hugs your box*
i like deltarune and undertale
i like tf2 and i like deltaruneshould i start using tumblr
>>585157752When I call things tumblr I'm talking about gay mentally ill furry drug addicts one bad month away from homelessness and their very colorful blog about their life and the gay furry creatures they draw.
>>585157530Very pro-trans and pro-gay and no slurs usually
>>585157862>I think of TF2 pornHoly shit I miss all the gay sfm TF2 gifs and art, it was a very important part of my fujo phase many years ago
>>585158063doomer...
my wife who makes me happy
Flower Man is still the best final boss track in UT/DR.
>>585157845NTA but>cuteSubjective>realisticTrue, but that doesn't make a good character whose presence is enjoyable
>>585158138Haha, yes actually.
What could Chara mean by this?
things i accomplished today:>eat>>
Fave has noticed that despite being a man (allegedly), Tony has written a very abundant amount of female characters in his game and people seem to enjoy them quite a lot. Is there a particular secret to writing women? I've seen advice that says "just write a human being" but that's not very helpful and ignores nuances. I'm not necessarily a gender essentialist who believes women be X men be Y like rules of nature but I believe there are lots of things that make more sense for our different upbringingsPerhaps it's not that deep and fave has been poisoned by discourse about how writing women is problematic because shonen anime made them useless for years or something and also heard more unhelpful tips that writing a "genderbent guy" can also happen if you don't actively try
i like undertale and video games
my wife (male) who makes me happy
Mewmew’s belching and heaving butthole~
>>585158598be sure to drink plenty of water mewmew
Tenna's rumbly and grumbly tummy~
Chapter 5 was Toby's last attempt at steering Deltarune from being fully considered a furry game.
>>585158827that’s like shitting your pants so people won’t notice your bad breath
>>585155189> a tv presenter (a gimmick that should already be lost on anybody under 35)I think the age limit for that is closer to like, 15. I'm 24 and most people my age watched game shows like wipeout or AFV when we were kids.Also you don't need to have watched TV in the 90s to understand the concept of an entertainer who is desperate for attention
tenna should have been a tiktok influencer
>>585158508I dont think toby is particularly good at writing women when all his characters follow the same "gaming archetype but -" formula (e.g. Toriel is a tutorial character but also a doting mom. Papyrus is a puzzle based enemy but also a naive idiot) And he's certainly not any good at writing lesbian romances when he's gone 2 for 2 for the same butch/ nerd pairing he must be jacking off to since middle school
>>585158429as someone who takes 2 ibuprofen every day during my break, i can confirm it is the secret to being strong (in terms of enduring long shifts)and strength is what chara values most
>>585154185Asgore and asriel
>>585158508I was looking for the right way to phrase it, but >>585159157 pretty much said what I was going to say once I found the words
>>585159157Usually women who are fans of these games say he writes them so masterfully he's got a teenage lesbian's spirit, so clearly he's doing something right
>>585159167oi you got a loisence for that ibuprofen
>>585159247NTA but that's just because people will eat anything up and champion its quality so long as it has a giant holo-foil sticker that says "YURI" in big red letters slapped across the top
>>585159292the day they make ibuprofen illegal is the day i quit my job
>>585159438you sure you aren't just making an excuse?
>>585157172and yet undertale is better
>>585159157Aqua is the perfect woman, though
I always have a shadow of doubt that UTDR/Toby criticism doesn't originate from a sense of bitterness at how well liked it is
>>585159247I'm a professional gay girl enjoyer (homosexual male) and I an assure you that masterfully writing gay girls is really easy once you write at least one of them like dudes. If he got two sub fem girls who wear dresses and enjoy going out for tea dates together I'd stand up and clap because it's never been done before.
>>585159438Ok, but they like it, specifically they like it which is interesting even more to me because it's usually men who have criticized his writing of the female characters and Suselle. Just saying they have bad taste isn't saying much
Krusie is like Alphyne if Alphys was deliberately harming Undyne to get into Asgore's pants
>>585159567Go out into the world and look for yourself. It's so bad that even twitterfags have started to complain about it and gotten tens of thousands of likes, though that's also them complaining about it being "fetishized" which also happens (and is partially to blame)
>>585159790>Go look at TwitterThey hate literally everything since Elon bought that shithole
should fave become an electrician. faves biggest concern is literally just that maybe it’s too boring but nothing that actually pays well is interesting to fave anyway so maybe it’s a good trade
>>585160056Kraut is becoming an electricianMake of that information what you will
>>585159902I mostly just go there to find art anymore, but in my experience it's still where you'll find some of the biggest pockets of devout yurifags outside of tumblr
>>585160138actually that’s good information because maybe then it’s disabled internet retard friendly. and fave is also a disabled internet retard so this could work out
>>585160056Never a boring moment when you're working with electricity, always something to do and it's more active than sitting down all day long in front of a computer, says fave
>>585159247>women
>>585160392yes anon, women. women exist and like utdr.
>>585159562Sex with male chara
>>585159167Can't say I've gotten bad enough to need pills, though that might be because the medication I need can't be gotten over the counter...
>>585160056a family friend was an electrician and at the end of his career he was pulling in 200k+ annually. it's a really good job but you can't be scared of heights and you also gotta accept that a lot of machismo goes into the trade, you might be stuck in a tiny trailer with some dude you barely know in the middle of nowhere for a week or two said fave who is terrified of heights
>>585160331well fave does kind of like the sound of that actually. fave thinks a lot lately about how they feel trapped at this point behind their computer, fave goes for long walks just to have at least something to do during the day that isn’t sitting at a desk which is what they’ve done their whole life, even good hobbies like drawing sometimes makes fave feel this way, like they’ve just done too much and they wish they had something more active in their life
>>585159727>actual Suselle enjoyer admitting that it's basically just a het ship with the dick sanded offI'd say you can't make this up, but it could be a falseflag for all I know, so someone very well could make it up
>>585158548this artist betrayed me because apparently they're a headbandsei believer fucking retard
>>585156261The ending is the same and Chapter 1 is probably the same because the Darkners were made by kanotynes and Toby decided to include them in the game independently from Undertale, but we wouldn't have Spamton (character made for Mettaton NEO fanservice) or GersonNo human flowers either and probably not Mew MewI could imagine Tenna, Knight and the Shadow Mantle stuff still being there
>>585160056Fave should realize sooner or later that unless they discovered a talent and passion they have during childhood (like toby with music) they will be forever be condemned to 60 years of work they actively hate so it makes fuckall difference what fave does as long as it pays the bills.
>>585155189>I just don't get tenna. He's just a tv presenter (a gimmick that should already be lost on anybody under 35)when Toby created the character the gimmick would only be lost on people under 25.
I wish i was a woman but not in a tranny way
>>585157530hey i like your shoelaces type crap, being random and absurdist for the sake of it i do love absurdist humor when done right (eric andre show) but tumblr is (or was... i know it's a hive of mtf yuricoomers now) corny
>>585160860The whole internet feels like a hive of MtF yuricoomers now and I want to know where they all mysteriously spawned from
>>585160639it's not basically a het ship it's a gay ship holy fuck one of them being femme and the other being masc doesn't mean it's "basically" hetero. hetero ships don't become gay just because both halves are masculine/feminine please kys
>>585160652If the headband exists as a darkner at ALL it'd be the mantle holder because dude literally look at his doorI don't think Ralsei is a regular object personally
>>585160860When i was there "I like your shoelaces" was the most made fun-of post there along with the girl who made a fake story about how she screamed so loud when Homestuck updated that the cops came, and when she told them one of the cops screamed too and needed a shock blanket whie cursing Hussie's nameIf anything people were very against that kind of thing there
>>585160989The almighty algorythm tailors your internet experience for you so you should ask yourself why are you so interested in the same things MtFs are as well
>>585161085i'm trying to say that toby's humor is similar to these widely bullied posts. he writes like he's for, rather than against, asking about shoelaces.. it's sometimes charming, and i won't lie and say i've never laughed at anything in the game (queen is so fucking funny), but overall i do not so much as snicker when playing that said i feel like the comedic bits make the tone shifts hit so much harder so they're like, a necessary evil
>>585161085you're witnessing the exact same way people think 4chan is just /b/, basically. toby's humor is like the rtvs adjacent crowd on tumblr, he even referenced pjackk, that anon is talking out his ass.
>>585160548very nice. well fave doesn’t mind heights but maybe fave will get bullied for being a baby face twig or something even if fave doesn’t really mind machismo in itself or guys like that if they don’t have a problem with fave. maybe if fave keeps lifting weights or something it will help>>585160737yeah well. a faves gotta do what a faves gotta do. could always just quit with the bag one day and run off into amsterdam or some forest somewhere if it gets too suicide inducing
>>585161210nta but i'm an autistic male who grew up online. we're all going to like cute girls doing cute things and chuuni, escapist media
Rudy is woker than Noelle that wants a trad femKing and femQueen relationship btwNoelle wants a heteronormative relationship so Suselle is heternonormative.
>>585161210Not my fault they infest the nooks and crannies of every franchise or piece of media that has at least 2 girls who interact in any small capacity (and sometimes they don't even have to meet) and decide that they're both super gay lesbians for each other and have freckles and jawlines like Mr. IncredibleAlso what >>585161425 said
goober
>>585161491This single piece of dialogue makes people twist why Hometown is actually mega queerphobic
I'm not the biggest Suselle guy but the people who get the angriest about it are so on edge and so excited to tell you about all of their enemies unprompted it's exhausting to be around them
>>585161869I have some suselle art just to taunt kraut with.
>>585161869I've asked where all the annoying susellefags are because I never see any and they always say it's TumblrThey're Tumblr users coming here to blow off steamFrankly it explains a lot
>>585162054I don't think it's good for your heart to have stuff on hand just to pick fights with even if it is a thread personality
Imagine looking up into Chara's eyes right before the anesthesia knocks you out for surgery.Imagine if during... has anyone had a dream when knocked out? I was thinking about maybe turning this into a wet/hug dream but is this a real thing to conceptualize?
Why do the flowers want to be human? Has no one told them they would have to do taxed and shit?
She's so beautiful/.
>>585161491it being heteronormative doesn't make it hetero. i don't become black if i start sagging my pants and wearing a durag aka act out a stereotype
Sometimes I write out a response to a post that's full of anger and then don't post it to not shit up the thread, I just close the box
>>585162214I have still sadly never had a full Chara dream. They were present. But not physically there.
I pair femkris and COCKqua.
>>585162226Being taxed means you have a job and if they all get jobs they can be Asgore's sugar daddies
kralsei and kriselle are the only good ships
starting to think "things will get better" is the big lie
>>585162254holy same
The lake scene has been living in my head rent free every day since the chapter dropped
Personally I think it's unforgivable that TV is in the OP yet this thread is so low T(enna)Posting TV of the evil and fun to tease variety
>>585153864>Most underrated Deltarune character?Maybe it's just the circles I'm in but Flowery is the biggest character who I feel like people haven't really processed and taken seriously yetThe Youtube autists all got one-shot by his silly voice clips, the fujos looking for a tall sexyman to love are already married to Tenna, and the negative autists just lump him in and write him off with the other flowersEven personally I'm not really sure how I feel about him, I haven't gotten in his head, his strange words haven't stuck in my cotton. I wonder if going through it again would give me more clarity, if he's a little like Spamton and everything will make more sense later, or if he's just doomed to be overshadowed.
>>585162678There's a lot to like!
>>585162747you don't even like him a little?? even when analyzing his character ?
>>585162864anon...
>>585162864And they say taking estrogen doesn't make you retarded
>>585162742Evil TV Time!
>>585162610>Feels like you might be forgetting something
In terms of the doomsday clock we are 5 minutes to deltarune news
aww shit wait
Realizing just how many DFN Tenna's I've accumulated that I never get to post
>>585162864I like him, I'm just not sure I understand him
>>585162178I've definitely run into actual honest-to-God unironic Susellefags the least, but every time I have, they've been that same annoying flavor of yurifag that I've had to endure the presence of in just about every other fandom I'm a part of. They're like roaches
>>585162747Flowery is too complicated right now. His character is a representative of the theme of fate and perseverance about events that haven't happened yet. He'll only be appreciated retroactively when we finally get the full picture of what he was trying to say.
>>585163023retarded heteronormative ship overrated slop>>585162991>>585162940not sure what im missing here but okay i guess>>585163098fair i guess
>>585162590Aqua was fired on her first day for throwing knives at the customer
>>585162392i've never really had a straightforward chara dream either even in my 10 years of loving them. i usually cope with it by thinking well it's just because i think about them so actively during the day you know. and i have a theory that actually makes you dream about things less, or at least it does for me. like all my dreams are about shit i don't get to experience or confront or whatever often, like i do think it's some unconscious jungian shit you know what i mean. anyway. usually if "chara" shows up it's always some weird absurd thing like, someone just wearing their shirt in a crowd, or fake goblin things running around a church with chara shirts on them. and then even when chara does actually kind of show up it's some stupid shit. like i literally had a dream where chara was demonstrating to me how to suck my own dick. that was it that was our interaction, that was the dream. that's what my brain gives me for my forever character obsession ideal lover. thanks a lot!
>>585158508i can't tell if he's just lucky or something, noelle is an extremely good character, even if she's kind of boring and one dimensional in the nr, it's kind of realistic and taps in to some ideas that im not sure were intentionali think if anything he's just good at giving characters realistic flaws and then writing them with those in mind which end up making them feel very realit's not exclusive to women but because he's not applying like a male framework by default to the characters they end up being good, like noelle or susie can really only exist as women or they'd be nonsensical/kind of boring respectivelyhe also doesn't sexualize his female characters and writes a lot of hot guys, i think he's probably just bisexual, like basically all of his charactersmaybe im glazing too hard lmao
>>585163194>retarded heteronormative ship overrated slopAnd Kriselle isn't? And I like Kriselle! It has childhood friends to lovers! But I am a sucker for bully to lovers.
>>585163010He deserves to have his own time slot in the thread every once in a while, methinks
>>585163119It's only annoying when Suselle is treated like this unfairly hated relationship the fandom has rejected and everyone hates with a massive persecution complex around it
>>585163343Sex
>>585162747It's impossible to take Flowery seriouslyEven without lines like "Sustingas!" he feels like a parody of a toby fox character
>>585163212Why didn't she just go to work at the knife throwing factory? Is she stupid?
>>585163343AS THE #1 SETH GOONER I LOVE YOUUUUU>>585163327not really? maybe for a majority but i view it differentlyidk krusie just feels forced + i dont like them together romantically
>>585163343dude
>>585163343Stupid sexy nerd.>>585163441He is a parody of the "And they were roommates" trope. He's the most anime of anime protags, and that's slightly the joke.
>>585163343Anon they are going to fucking execute you live in front of all of us
>>585162747I think he kinda takes looking at from a few angles to really understand. Like, i thought he was charming and funny, but i didn't really GET him until like two months after release when i finally replayed his fight and read his CHECK description again>Everything about him is an illusion... but, with hope, can he make it real!?Not exaggerating, i immediately started crying. Genuinely the most ive been emotionally effected by this game and it was by some optional flavor text for an obnoxious anime twink. I still get teary eyed when i hear Flower Man.
>>585163441nah his death was sick>>585163598muffet feet peakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkx
>>585163531He is a parody of the "annoying gagshit that overstays it's welcome but you are suddenly expected to feel bad for" trope
>>585163520>krusie just feels forcedSuselle is the forced ship. Krusie is the ship of understanding each other in the here and now, Kris has changed, that is accurate. If Deltarune's main theme is about letting go of nostalgia and moving on, Kriselle flies in the face of that because it leans into Kris being stuck in the past.
>>585158508the game is popular and dr fans in general would suck the grime from between toby's toes if he wiggled them even a little bit so that's all it is. also>writing women is problematic because shonen anime made them useless for years or something has always been a retarded argument. shonen is for young boys and written by old japanese guys, complaining about the women/girls in shonen being poorly written is like going to mcdonalds and crying about the lack of salads. nigga walk down the street to subways
HE SAYS 11 YEARS DELTARUNE PROPHECY WING DING FORGOTTEN MAN TRAUMA KRIS THEORY DESS KNIGHT AMALGAMATE PLUEY? ERAM.
>>585163339yeah, like once in a blue moon
>>585163702real you get ittt reading that after spending a night of crying genuinely changed me mentally
>>585163531I think a good number of people only have problems with Flowery cause he was mean 2 Ralsei
>>585163135I think so too. He spends the whole chapter speaking in riddles and only lets the mask slip once near the end.Spamton and Tenna were easy to understand and appreciate because they were way more unhinged/vulnerable, Flowery stays a step ahead of everybody and never shows his weakness. He didn't need anything from you, you clashed with him on equal footing.>>585163702I should play through Chapter 5 again, I think it would help
>>585163341I'm not sure I've ever personally run into that, but it does sound annoying as well
>>585163859I think a majority of flowery fans hated him for that and grew to love him as the chapter progressed, flowery haters probably just cant read
>>585163859>people only have problems with Flowery cause he was mean 2 RalseiThen those people can't read because Ralsei literally started it.
>>585163702>>Everything about him is an illusion... but, with hope, can he make it real!?this is every single darkner in the game you fucking retard
>>585162747jingly keys ass scene
yeah that explains it
I don't like characters that the author clearly wants you to like.
>only media illiterate chudcels couldn't understand the subtle heart wrenching genius of floweryback at it again utg even after all these months
>>585164038Ralsei was quite literally stuffed into a locker??>>585164087Doesn't make it less sick, also... no???1. Flowery has fake stats fake armor fake powers fake everything, yet with his determination he held off the knight for a bit2. I'm pretty sure the human flowers are quite literally ILLUSIONS as they can turn back into flower form in the darkworld>>585164227i dont mean dat :(
am I pathetic enough to have pity friends yet? I can cut myself if its what you want
>>585163520preposterous! i am the #1 seth gooner! i have been married to her since June!>>585163527>>585163584oh right i keep forgetting jannies want you to use catbox for anything nsfw, not just loliit was good knowing y'all...
>>585163835He used to get posted a little more often last year, but I guess every once in a while is better than not being posted at all
>>585164224About a third of the reason why I don't like Noelle very much, the other two thirds being, well, just her as a character in general
>>585164325just delete and repost the catbox :(((>preposterous! i am the #1 seth gooner! i have been married to her since June!can't be the #1 gooner and their wife and disrespect their gender identity..
i like the plant :)
>>585164227>They like what I don't like and this makes me the victimGorespam incoming I guess
Does anyone else subscribe to the Toby fox has killed himself theory to stay true to lord of the hammer post chapter 5 gerson dying chapters 6 and 7 never being written? Is temmie going to make the last 2 chapters? Id kill myself too!
I want to stick my penis into the cyan plant
>horse>equine_genitalia >toriel>ovum>fertilizationName a better combo
lesser dad
>>585164519toby fox died in a car accident in the 1960s
>>585164583Mario and Sonic and Papyrus and the Olympic Games
>>585164224Wrong, you LOVE Sweet Cap’n Cakes
>>585154869We won!
>>585164583>toriel>me>handholding>cuddling
>>585164493
>>585164350True, not all the time but every so often to spice it up. y'know I was never into AU stuff before, but I finally saw the appeal with Tenna
ralsei looks at you, sniffs you, licks your arm, then smiles :)
Dessert time
>>585164838booo post about diapers
>>585164227>subtle heart wrenching genius of>subtle>when half the chapter is him looking at the camera and saying exactly what the conflict is and why the fun gang needs to feel bad about it like >>585162747jingly fucking keys
>>585164838Ralsei would never be so impolite
>>585164782
>>585164616Oh... i had no idea... thats terrible
>>585164940i'd pollinate the fuck out of that flower
>>585164583Ahem.>handholding>eye_contact>impregnation>femdom>overstimulation
>>585164906The subtlety comes from the fact that he was a fraud who had no fucking idea what he was talking aboutBut he had a flowers dream... jaORANGE LOL!
>>585164583>Asgore>the space between his pecs>my humble face
>>585164940
>>585165047remove impregnation but put gentle and chasity_cage
>>585165047charanon...
>>585165218>chasity_cagegenuinely one of the most disgusting things there isit's basically soft castration
>>585164583>bondage>handjobs>overstimulation>Multiple Orgasms>Orgasm Edgingoh yeah
>>585165072lmao
>>585165117
>>585163261>like noelle or susie can really only exist as women or they'd be nonsensical/kind of boring respectivelyI've tried to rationalize how Susie and Noelle only really work as girls, at first the obvious part is Susie's Mean Girl is her entire aesthetic, but I think there's an underlying break of expectations in "Mean Girl" in itself like as if a girl who's also mean is a contrasting trait in itself.As for Noelle it's part of her helplessness that feels more believable for better or worse, because she's also in some ways a Lost Girl unable to have any agency in her life which seems to be more relatable for the female experience. On top of her aesthetics of feminine beauty, pretty snowflakes and pure snow white who is secretly immensely powerful and deadly. All of this may come off as sexist but I think it's an inevitable aspect of writing these characters in our culture which is why these two's gender matter
>>585165319not remotely like castrastionalso flat cages are fire
>>585154901CUUUUUTE!!!!!!
kralsei doujin domination_loss tomgirl yaoi mindbreak oral deepthroat rape condoms orgasm_denial multiple_orgasms bitemarks fanged_teeth ruined_orgasm emotionless_sex thick_eyebrows x-ray
>>585164583>jevil(deltarune)>rating:safe
>>585165472I agree with you but i hate youWant to hate frot?
>come here susie and let me teach you how to be a lesbianWhy was a MALE flower who had only been sentient for a few hours saying these things?
>>585165448
>>585165449>>585163261you both are so silly. noelle and susie could be male and nothing about the story would change. men too can feel like they lack agency... in susie's case i would argue it's normally a male character that is only acting tough but through the power of friendship they soften and stop bullying people lol
>>585165534only if we kiss and u love me at the end :((
>>585165319well for some people it's about the denial of pleasure and for others it's an extension of a humiliation/emasculation fetish
>>585164456seems like catbox is currently dead, and litterbox for some reason wont take mah fucking drawing. guess i will wait until catbox is up and running again before reposting it>can't be the #1 gooner and their wife and disrespect their gender identity..fvark true... i failed Seth...i never really cared much for pronouns in DR. i respect they/thems but i prefer to draw maleKris and femSeth. that being said i do like to think Seth is genderfluid, so they change their gender to whatever they feel like being at the moment
>>585165679yeah sick shit for sadistic freaks
>>585165534why do u hate me :(>>585165679i just think they look cute and feel good>>585165695>i prefer to draw maleKris and femSethmillion times better when their genders are respected
>I find humiliation hotOk sure->That's why I jerk off to ugly shitAnd that's where it loses me
>>585165660They could be, but would they hit the same way? It's what I'm trying to say, you can't be a Mean Girl Susie if she's a boy. You have to change more than a simple genderswap
>>585165585He's so dreamy... if only we could swap out ralsei for him
this sucks
>>585165319same i hate the way they look. cockring and something tied around the base of the cock or some sort of magic mcguffin hypnosis idk is so much better for orgasm denial
>>585159727i didn't know gay males can be yurifags. what's the appeal? i've seen lesbian fujos who still jerk off to male x male porn - is there a sexual component for you too, or do you just enjoy the romance? is female x female your favorite in fiction, or do you just like it?
this is the state of /utg/...
You ever feel like you're on a completely different wavelength than everyone else? This thread makes me feel like that.
>>585165849How could they possibly feel good it's like they were designed to do the opposite
>>585162610out of all the stupid bullshit you've posted this might be the worst thing you've said yet. genuinely horrible taste
>>585165875>They could be, but would they hit the same way?.......more or less, yes, kek. noelle would probably hit even harder as a dude, because her archetype is so rare in (western) male characters>you can't be a Mean Girl Susie if she's a boy.ya it would be a Mean Boy or a Jerk or something. you'd have to change some wording to keep the flair and overall effect, i guess
>>585166117You mean how like people here think chastity cages, suselel, and chapter 5 are good
>>585166007It's probably an FTM
:(
>>585166209say jingle keys again so i can finish
normal route Noelle is just simply an object to be tossed around as part of Susie’s treasure horde.she is nothing. she’s the silly comedy puppet.
i really hate how fucking everything has to be about trannies(mtfs) everywhere at all timeswomen can still like yaoi without being accused of being pooners but men can't like yuri because it means they're troons nowrevert the internet to the 2010s fucking do it FUCKING DO IT
I think with male Noelle there would be the expectation that he mans up and the way he's coddled by everybody around him would feel a little less natural, the vibe would be pretty different and so would the feel on things like Catti's crush on himMale Susie would just be Dermott Fictel but that's what regular Susie already is so tomato tomato, I think people would play up Susie's meanness and sad boy-ness more if he was a dude though, actually pretty interesting to think aboutWould male Susie still princess carry male Noelle and get on his knees to hand him his phone like he's his knight? Much to think about
>>585166297Noel unhappy about how he has to cut his hair again
Noelle is crazy for diving into the lake with her chastity cage on, what if it rusts or a little fish gets inside it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkAa3zc4rlUuhhh these keys always wanted to jingle but the moment you close this .gif they stop and die and also if you don't open the .gif they die and play this music while you look at them jingle ok now cry
>>585166461kek
Jinglykeysfag and 5agfag are probably the lamest post-chapter newfags we’ve ever gotten
>>585164087The flowers are pretty explicitly not darkners. The text is also implying a lot more than the literal fact dark worlds aren't real (which we already knew)>>585164227All we talked about was how the character made us feel, if you took that as an insult that's on you
>>585166463ohhh fuck (cums) k-keyjingle-kun
>>585165909rouxls made this post but its ok i agree
>>585166359Why would any man like emotional romantically written yuriI can understand being interested in watching hot chicks slamming clams but not the rest of it
>>585166359It's still very possible to think some flavor of girl-on-girl is hot without being the quintessential MtF "EVERY WOMAN MUST BE GAY AND HATE MEN VALIDATE MY HEADCANONS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE" transbian in current year, anon.
>>585166117Sometimes, but things would be boring if everyone felt and did the same things all the time
>>585166567Not all guys just care about sex and nothing else>>585166359You can blame people frothing at the mouth over trans people existing for that. Said Politics Bear
>>585165861>>585165965flat cages are pretty actually, its clear u dont see them alot>>585166123try a flatcage + vibrator >>585166163better than krusie or suselle lmao>>585166461they don't rust..
>>585166567the thing is even if it's just the latter they still associate it with trannies! i don't even care about suselle i just hate the dogshit culture shift everything has had
>>585166202I think it's the fact that male Noelle would be such an uniquely rare character for this audience that he'd be interesting but at the same time he wouldn't have nearly the relatability of Noelle. Honestly I think most of the fandom would just mega latch on male Noelle with trans headcanons more than anything ever>>585166371Also honestly that, so many people have a crush on Noelle if she was a boy it's hard to believe he wouldn't have at least gone for Catti or even Berdly (maybe if Berdly was a girl). His relationship with Berdly also feels a little stranger because Berdly still has to expect that Noelle (male) likes him
>>585166543>The flowers are pretty explicitly not darkners.this doesn't matter when nothing about their experience really differs from what a darkner goes through, barring the fact that they can't come to castletown
>>585166718Fuck off diaper tripcunt.
sex with tenna
>>585165650
jinglykeysfag jingling my chastity cage's keys....
>>585166779now we're talking
>>585166707People are only interested in romance because it leads to the implication that sex is happening somewhere down the line
>>585166732> so many people have a crush on Noelle if she was a boy it's hard to believe he wouldn't have at least gone for Catti or even Berdly (maybe if Berdly was a girl). but male noelle would still be noelle, someone awkward with a very strict mother who feels pressured to conform to the mold of a "good person". you're bringing in your irl ideas of gender and projecting them onto them hypothetical genderbend
>>585166665this. mtfs are really loud and obnoxious, they taint yuri as a whole. i don't know why they're so shitty when jp, kr, hell chinese men can be normal about creating yuri
>>585165449>All of this may come off as sexist but I think it's an inevitable aspect of writing these characters in our culture which is why these two's gender matteryah it's about the believable female socialization that caused them both to act this way, like susie only acts the way she does because (at least you can assume) been rejected due to looking kind of masculine as a girl despite her personality (which is more in line which what you would expect), which caused her to to internalize other's perception of her to the point of becoming a big scary bully, even though there are plenty of monsters her size or largerthis can't really happen to a guy because those traits aren't going to be looked down upon and are generally praised, actuallyfor noelle it's because her belief that she's "just a noelle" happens to kind of line up with a very patriarchal view of womanhood that it's very believable for her to retreat into since her sister (who isn't like that at all) is gone and can't be a role model for her, and carol is traumatized after losing dess so she reinforces that behavior because she doesn't want noelle to be anything like her lest she lose her tooalso plays into her weird attraction to susie, how she's more than anything attracted to toxic masculinity she represents (in turn reinforcing the worst parts about soozy)it's quite an interesting dynamic honestly, her inability to change slots into it pretty perfectly and is really believableanyway sorry im probably just talking nonsense>>585165660noelle could not be male, it's just not possible, susie maybe but she'd be a less interesting and worse character
>>585163343CUTE AND HOT GOOD WORK>>585165695you could try n.uguu.se, only stays up for 3 hours thoughalso, i like that interpretation. feels like something seth could've settled on if they'd been alive longer than like 1 day lol. kinda matches aqua's number of eyes changing
>>585166779Exactly this
>>585166917At least he's not trying to say male Noelle's entire personality and gimmick would be that he's the quirky school shooter chud
>>585162742I greatly prefer the Tenna we all know and love but evil TV is ok sometimes
>>585166892That isnt true at all for all people and it depresses me that some of you think it is.
>Noelle could not be male it's just not possibleI can't imagine thinking thisIs this why people here turned Noel into a chud
>>585166463>i wanted to distract you, and be loud!>was i distracting? you'll say i was distracting, right...?>...thank you for jingling my keys
>>585167017hm you are also projecting your ideas of gender onto the game, and not really understanding it as a result >noelle could not be male, it's just not possibleshe could be. like it would be easy, nothing you've typed is unique to girls >susie maybe but she'd be a less interesting and worse charactershe would still be susie. you probably just like yuri
>>585166828
Men not liking or understanding even the concept of liking romance is a total blackpill,I knew this already but one still hates to see it
>>585166891>>585167037Glad we're all in agreement. I hope you Tennalovers are having a nice evening.
Chapter 6 jingling keys darkner LEAKED
>>585166463
>>585167151ProbablyThe funny thing is that FtM Noelle is way more popular than MtF Noelle now...
>>585167081noelle but as a boy is so much hotter than noel. i barely consider noel to be noelle, he's like his own thing in my head
what if I just made a story where I said everyone is trans
>>585166917Male Noelle is still Noelle but the people around him are still themselves and wouldn't necessarily treat him exactly the same way, I just asked how his relationship with Berdly changes because Berdly thought Noelle was into himJust saying "projecting" is very reductionist and just denying the existance of different experiences dictated by gender
>>585167375and that's simply because she said she hates having to be a noelle and retarded trannies who center gender took it to mean zomg!! she doesn't wanna be a girl because noelle is a girl xD
>>585167151Noel got turned into a chud because the newfags are either underagefags or retards who never mentally grew past the age of 13
>>585167428t.oby fox circa 2012
self-affirming and self-soothing cuddling with maddie
>>585167428none would care except trannies
Noel will never be a chud to me.
>>585167375MtF Noelle is still way more popular in tumblr or whatever
>>585167212i can tell ur trolling because you didn't even comprehend my postyou're literally the kind of moid who just writes women as men
>>585167219
>>585162742i like defernull tenna slightly more than regular tenna because he is more tsundere which is cute
>>585167461>but the people around him are still themselves and wouldn't necessarily treat him exactly the same way>is very reductionist and just denying the existance of different experiences dictated by gender...you are playing deltarune, a game where men wear tutus and girls call themselves kings. the prequel to this game had a metrosexual twink and noble knightly women built like brick shithouses. nobody would treat male noelle any differently than they do female noelle, and that's... based! gender doesn't matter in dr
>>585167605hes so much cuter when hes like noelle...i hate chud noelle so much its so dumb.
>>585167605deerbob holidaypants
>>585167713deer boob
>>585167306but you’re taking the opinion of a few people and generalizing it to all of them and calling that a blackpill, woah maybe that’s what men do about women too
10 Toriel's doting on me
Fave almost responded to bait. Fave almost got dragged into it. Fave is going to do something else for a bit. Which fave makes the worst bait posts and which fave always falls for them?
Every since I discovered deviantart I’ve always wondered why autistic dudes are obsessed with crossdressing
>>585167686I am playing Deltarune the game where The Girl is the hero of the prophecy, gender matters, of course it matters. Characters being allowed to break the designated gender roles we typically know doesn't mean they don't exist.There is nuance, it's not an all or nothing "literally everything changes or nothing changes" situation here
>>585167763Its definitely true across the demographic that they dont like it, the romance genre is very unpopular with men. Because of le society or whatever
>>585167653
>>585167334Thanks friend, I hope you're also having a swell night>>585167086>>585167678I vastly prefer normal Tenny over the evil TV but I think his tsundere nature emphasizes the already present gap moe, so I think it can be fun to post him sometimes
>>585167807i hope "for a bit" means at least 4 months because it's not going to get better for a long time
>>585167838Toby is obviously setting that up to be subverted though
>>585167473Anything even remotely related to self identity has to be interpreted as about being trans or an allegory to being trans now and it's so fucking stupid
>>585167646nono, your post was just very stupid. undyne's existence alone disproves your really gay and trite fanfic about susie being bullied because she wasn't femsoc'd enough>>585167838have you considered that "The Girl" is no more important than saying, like, susie's hair is purple? it's just identifying her
>>585167873>the romance genre is very unpopular with menIsn't the "romance genre" 60-70% books effectively about rape and almost every book in it aimed at women
kris is the girl. it's actually kind of obvious, but hilariously VERY verboten because of the trans LGBT community. you'd think a story about a trans character struggling with and running from their "fated" identity would resonate with them but they're far more into pretending kris was born a they/them.>* You're just... pretending to be something you're not!>* Oh? Ralsei, wanna tell them what's wrong with that?>* I-It's...>* It's your PURPOSE to be a flower!>* You... can't run from that.
>>585167873Have you considered the fact that 99% of romance novels are very poorly written and most people don't even read these days
>>585166686Asgore simply isn't likable.
>>585167014>i don't know why they're so shitty when jp, kr, hell chinese men can be normal about creating yuriI've pondered it a bit myself, and my best hypothesis is that it all has to do with their inherent hatred of anything heteronormative, insecurities about themselves, it being an easy, superficial way to reject what they were born as, and a lot of them generally being mentally ill. Plus there's the general "man bad" stance that has populated a lot of media since the early 10s as a quick way for corporations to earn brownie points from the twitter crowd. It gives way to yuri being seen as the pure, perfect option, and since, in their minds, they are women, it's effectively like crack to them. The one thing that almost stumps me is the insistence on the subjects being lesbian in particular, but one supposes them liking men in any capacity would "ruin" the purity, and it gives them a way to try and lock problematic heckin' men out of enjoying the same characters in different contexts (say, the average secondary Krusie enjoyer who just wants to fuck the purple lizard).That being said, girl-on-girl stuff is still hot to me on its own, and they can't take that away.
>>585167873>the romance genre is very unpopular with men. Unless it's filed under shonen, you know I'm right
>Susie spends her 2nd night sleeping in deltaruneare there going to be any side effects? this can't be good for youif you inspect Krisus bed in deltarune, Susie will mention that if she sleeps here - she sleeps on the floor irl
>>585168023sa i'll also say that diluting susie's issues down to "uwu i wasn't enough of a girl!!1!" is lazy and cheap. that's not what's happening with her, it's a bit deeper than that
Would male Susie have had the expectation to be obedient and socially aware that female Susie had as a child or would his caretakers have been more lenient because boys will be boys allowing him to grow up less fucked in the head
>>585167807i want battat to fall for lots of bait and get into hours-long arguments because it would be kawaii
>>585168023No, I think "The Girl" is actually pretty important as it was a conscious choice to choose not a title like Prince, not an object like Cage, but Girl, the young person of the female gender.
>>585168096kris is a boy
>>585167873ngl the fact that romcoms are so popular in japan disproves this men like gooey romance slop too
>>585167334thanks, I'm doing good! I hope you guys are having a nice evening too >>585167678I love gap moe characters in general, but I still like regular Tenna over DR Tenna. But I love evil TV's color scheme
Men not liking or understanding even the concept of liking toxic spamtenna yaoi is a total blackpill,I knew this already but one still hates to see it
>>585168169>Susie will mention that if she sleeps here - she sleeps on the floor irlyeah, because dark worlds AREN'T REAL.
>>585168212They would've done shit to male Susie that makes him x10 worse
>>585168245probs because there are two girls in the game and there may or may not be a twist that noelle was meant to take that spot. but it's not literally "girl" as in "the stereotypes, social restrictions and expectations, etc. etc. whatever associated with the female sex"
>>585167873well like the other anon said i think some aspect of that specifically is romance as a media genre has certain reputations or associations with it i think, or at least the part about it being aimed towards women and “not for us” you know, but i think men still value romance in general or there are plenty of men who do, i think it’s also just something most men are more so fantasizing about happening for real to them (especially since for a lot it seems so far off these days) rather than wanting to read some book or watch a movie about it happening to someone else
>>585168025>Isn't the "romance genre" 60-70% books effectively about rapeno, but most male oriented porn is>almost every book in it aimed at womenI guess the problem is that "mens" and "womens" hetslop is so wildly different and incompatable it almost makes one wonder how the human race continues at all>>585168138This has been a problem forever bevause men sre conditioned to think as romance as both girly and gay and stupid and lame
>>585168254kris is a heckin valid they/them that just so happens to have a vagina
>>585168096Girl Kris is too spiky because it makes the story extremely LGBT because Gaster is super mega ultra transphobic and wants to torture Kris. Or you're one of the chuds who says "FemKris" where Kris is actually just a girl hiding her gender with fake pronouns and there is zero yucky LGBT stuff going on.
Man people really over obsess over the gender stuff in Deltarune
>>585168498he has a penis
>>585168427>two girls in the game two girls in the *main cast, i should've typed
>>585168284Women not liking or understanding even the concept of liking a healthy relationship is a total blackpill,I knew this already but one still hates to see it
>>585168340so uhhh what happens if she doesn't leave deltarune - will they find her mummified corpse in a supply closet in 2 weeksis this what happened to Dess in the shelter
>>585168427>but it's not literally "girl" as in "the stereotypes, social restrictions and expectations, etc. etc. whatever associated with the female sex"it actually is. the girl doesn't want to be the girl but is being forced into the role by fate. no matter how hard the girl runs from it, she will be a girl.
What if, hear me out, Kris's gender is irrelevant because they're The Cage
bad and naughty anons get put in the pippins cum dumpster to atone for their crimes
lol
>>585167893
>>585168547deltarune is an LGBT identity story
>>585168674deep af post. 50 notes on tumblr
>>585168427The fact that they are girls is important on its own. What does "Girl' mean here? I don't think it's on your nose commentary about the social aspects of femininity or whatever, you're twisting my words too much, but Toby writing exists within a subtext of words mattering quite a lot
>>585168803we say darkner around here
>>585168276I like the color scheme for evil Tenna also and being tsundere is cute but it doesn't quite scratch the itch that regular Tenna does with his immense cuteness. It's just missing something crucial to worm it's way into my brain and I don't know what it is.
>>585168789Why the fuck would they have that
>>585168568You don't get it! MY interpretations of every character's gender is correct!! I am NOT biased towards or against any specific identities, my view is simply the default!!!
>>585168162>>585168262It might be an american homophobia and masculine culture problem. Also something to do with consumerism seperating us into sex based purchasing categories >>585168428>rather than wanting to read some book or watch a movie about it happening to someone elseI think women are just more likely to be empathetic in a way men are not, to put it flatly.
>>585168023anon take the ribbon thing, susie WANTS to wear ribbons, but due to seeing herself as this big scary monster she doesn't feel deserving of it/like it would fitin hometown people aren't scared of susie because of her appearance but because of her personality, which makes sense because there are tons of monsters way bigger and more imposing than herit's very important for susie's character that people treat her the way they do because of how she acts, yet she believes it's because of how she looks, otherwise she'd just stop fucking acting like thatsure a kind of poorly written guy could act like this but it turns out that the only guys who relate to susie happen to be trannies which i think proves my point even bettertoby saves characters with more unrealistic personalities for the dark world, like tenna, or queen, or flowery
>>585168928sorry, i guess the idea of a literal cum dumpster is a bit silly. i will amend my statement: bad and naughty anons must become pippins cum dumpsters to atone for their crimes
People arguing and theorizing over this shit and acting like it's going to make some uber-deep gender-political commentary when it's going to end up like the Gravity Falls circle icons where it doesn't fucking matter for shit and they just go "Yeah anyone can fill it, the name/title doesn't matter" (they already did this in chapter 5!!!!!!)
mmm do you ever feel like we’re not talking about something important?
Dess Knight is the Stan Twin Author of Deltarune
>>585169165i don't wish to talk about kris's plump buttcheeks. i wish to talk about the beckoning rear end of my own fave. your beautiful post, your brilliant art, your attempt to change the topic has beendiscarded
>>585157635i will be. my fren
>>585169165Thread was good when it used to talk about ralsei butt. Now look where we are.
>>585169298nooo i wanna be ur fren plsssss les be frenssssssssssssss
When I’m driving and miss a turn and siri says “PROCEED to the ROUTE” it makes me feel weird can anyone else relate
>>585169165Bootyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
>>585169396are you genuinely dyslexic or something
This is how happy I want to make him with all the love I feel for him, to tell him and show him how much he means to me all the times he wants and needs and then someOnly then will I be fulfilled in life
>you're with the goys. even when some of them's jews.
>>585169165Might be onto something but I'm too busy running through the green trenches amidst this volley of bait.
>the curtains are just blue bro they just picked blue because.. they just did okay! there's no meaning behind it! anything not stated directly is meaningless and half the text is meaningless and toby was just mashing random keys on his keyboard for half the story!
What if Ralsei is just the knife Kris always carries? Is there anything that disproves that? Also, couldn't he be any other item that we normally can't see in Kris's pockets?
Where does orange juice come from?
>>585169165Yes, every time the thread isn't talking about Tenna I feel that
>>585169593ralsei is in castle town with susie when kris isn't
>kresselfags and kratiencefags are beefing in the fandom
>>585169340*touch fluffy tail
>>585168878>What does "Girl' mean here?a character that is... and get this! ... female. it has to either be susie or noelle >>585169007>anon take the ribbon thing, susie WANTS to wear ribbons, but due to seeing herself as this big scary monster she doesn't feel deserving of it/like it would fitshe feels they wouldn't fit because they're childish, not because they're feminine, which is important -- she's willing to let herself look a little childish in 5 because her walls are down, but even then she just ties them around her arms >it's very important for susie's character that people treat her the way they do because of how she acts, yet she believes it's because of how she lookshowever in 4 we learn that she did face discrimination due to her appearance. but that was most definitely "ew, you're poor" vs "ew, you're a girl". regardless, her assumptions aren't coming from nowhere (and they're definitely not stemming from female socialization)>sure a kind of poorly written guy could act like this this trope of needing to seem tough is literally far more common in men than it is women. jerk with a heart of gold is a trope usually applied to males. what the fuck are you talking about
fave likes romance in media even though it also makes them sad at the same time because they don’t have any in their life
>>585169475I thought they were taking what i said literally and saying i will be "my fren">>585169298id like ur discord if ur not being mean :((
And at last, was the GIRelle.
>>585169716I see
>>585167873As someone who really enjoys romance anime, I feel slightly attacked.
>>585169080on god
>>585169760>a character that is... and get this! ... female. it has to either be susie or noelleThen why not "The Monster." Like in Ralsei's prophecy
He's my motivation
>>585170038Its fine I actually decided I dont care
>>585169760The ribbons are found in kris' house
>>585169760>but that was most definitely "ew, you're poor"Actually it was more likely "ew, you're a monster" and Susie grew up in human communities
>>585170142well we're not talking about ralsei's prophecy, we're talking about the girl panel >>585170230i like this hc but is there anything that supports it
>>585169487I'm a bit too tired to go into detail about the things I'd do to make him as happy as he is in your pic. If he was my husband (which he is in my heart) I'd spend the rest of my days making sure he never feels unwanted or unloved ever again. His precious smile would never fade.
>>585170242Vaguepost Man, Vaguepost Man
>>585169908we dont need discords, tru frens talk in the threads
>>585170468i wanna be close frens :((((((((((
>>585170291The game makes you think the second hero is The Monster. Then it reveals to you it's The Girl. There is a blatant change here. No candidates for said role change because Susie and Noelle are both the only monsters and girls eligible.Can you explain to me WHY does this change happen if The Girl doesn't actually mean anything beyond pointing out it's either Susie or Noelle?
>>585169475he's just mentally retarded
holy fuck bro this general is unsalvageable
>>585170675i girlor maybe they just phrased it w eird
>>585169760i dunno anon, i think my interpretation of susie is cooler than yours is, you seem to just want susie to be a guy, which is cool but not what's in the game
>>585170731Yeah the past few months were amazing compared to the past few days. What a dramatic decline.
>>585170731it's either a really committed trolling or genuine mental retardation
>>585170665Nobody said the girl is the monster. There has always been a very specific hero who wields the sword, who may oray not have identity issues.
>>585170313I feel the same way you do, I would do the sameAnything for him and that beautiful smile that he deserves to have plastered on his face at all times
anchor so sick and small...
Rimming mew mew
>>585170731the thread will be better tomorrow
>>585170937would you like me to draw something for it?
>>585170870clopen
>>585170731I don't see it I have most the ragebait filtered
>>585170731it has to be this way
>>585170665berdly exists and entered the dark world before otherwise it doesn't matter beyond further specifying susie (and maybe noelle?) >>585170787your interpretation is shit and no part of it has any real basis in the text. replay the game and take notes, pay attention, try to engage with the actual writing, etc.
>>585170953you're a liar and you know it
>>585171026wrong
life savingsoul shakingsex with kris
>>585170731What are you referring to? Aspen? If so you need to filter him and be done with it
>>585171127i'm a believer
the thread will be worse tomorrow
>>585171163i girlyall mad over nothing
the thread will be tomorrow
>>585171089Berdly is not a main character. It was never plausible he could be one of the heroes. Nobody thinks Toriel or Undyne or Tem can be the girl just because they are "girls". It does not change anyone's specification. Is this really your best argument?
>>585171378draw something with your period blood or you're worthless.
>>585171391>It was never plausible he could be one of the heroesnew to the fandom?
Hate Tenna. Hate Ralsei and Asriel. Hate Asgore. Hate the namefag shitposting drama. Should I just look for a new general at the point?
doing ritual phlebotomies to make the thread stronger
>>585171391>Berdly is not a main characterdont tell that to the chapter 2 fags
>>585171364
>>585171089i played the game meanwhile all you did was post a vague screenshot from the wiki
>>585171446yeah try left 4 dead
>>585171446Yes goodbye
>>585171443The fandom being retarded doesn't change anything, he was never even in the party and got Frozen Chicken'd in one of the routes and was clearly not going to be part of the adventure in 3.
PLAYSTATION LEAKED A CHRISTMAS RELEASE
>>585171446Why were you even here in the first place then?
>>585170873i kiiinda don't think there's going to be any prophecy role subversion because it's too obvious and these figures are very clearly the fun gang. susie's sword is probably going to be the white pen of hope
Some guy posted Seth NSFW and was instantly shot dead but there's this fucker running around with a nametag and the mods are asleep
>>585171446BYE BYE!
>>585171561being illiterate must be difficult
Fave forgets that it’s that time of year where it’s already dark by 7:30pm damn
>>585171730Doesnt break the rules Newfag
>>585171473increase the thread's lvl..
>>585171728I don't think the prophecy roles are going to get subverted either, or any of the gender stuff hyper mattering for whatever reason, and that's why Toby went "You have to be accepting that your theories might be wrong" since that REALLY ramped up with chapters 3-5.
>>585171730If nametags are against the rules why is name field there
>>585171703I'm going to look it up and if it's not real I will carve your eyeballs out with a spoon
>>585171687if 4 hadn't specified the third hero was a girl we would 100000% still see people saying it could be berdly, similar to how people say lancer can be the prince from the dark you should also try replaying the game and taking notes
>>585171703I'm gonna sit on your face until you die
>>585171917They gave him very pretty eyes
/vrpg/ is still accepting recruits
>>585172020People making retarded theories doesn't make it possible. Even if The Monster didn't change to The Girl, Berdly is still a complete NPC in Chapter 4 and simply not main character material Lancer being the prince is an equally ridiculous theory.
sometimes this thread really makes me understand how green most of its inhabitants are, any other general would add his trip to their filters instead of crying about it and wringing their hands. it's so tame to the point that i don't even have him filtered my eyes just glaze over until i see 5 posts in a row going BAWWAHH WAGUUGHHHH IT'S TERRIBLE /UTG/ OGREs?!?
fave just realised if they jailbreak their playstation they wont get the new chapters :(
>>585171417i dont have peroids and if i did i probably wouldnt lol>>585171730i feel like one breaks the rules and one doesn't?????
>>585168096The only similarity between Kris and The Girl's panel is that they both have a sword (which is an object anyone can pick up and wield). Susie is the character with by far the strongest resemblance to this depiction of The Girl, but people would rather invent ebin and subversive fan theories than actually look at the evidence presented to them
>>585172064Let's fracture a general that already increasingly struggles to have a decent number of posters, good idea
/UTG/ ORGIES?!? WHERE?!?!?!???!
>>585172162son your theory that gender genuinely matters is also retarded. read this post from a dude whose iq is above room temp >>585169080
>>585172171this- there's worse generals out there, this is nothing. Just filter them
>>585172036Nearly happened to me last week you dont scare me
>>585172064that the end game here
>Aspen>Mandopony>Lovecraft’s catNone of them compare to Tangy
>>585172036Can you do it to me instead?
>>585172271it doesn't matter if utg has 1 billion posters or 1 if they're bad
>>585172351i dont know who that is or care
>>585171730I wouldn't be caught dead with a tripcode, especially a vanity one
>>585172351none of them compare to the average troon in ffxiv even. like it's literally nothing but a lonely faggot being lonely, stop giving him attention. if you keep quoting him or do anything but hid/ignore his posts i can only assume you desire his presence
>>585172036Ignore the other anon and do it to ME instead
>>585172249so youre trans? aw that cute
>>585172236You don't play Deltarune on PC?
I don’t respond to them but I’m just more curious why all these guys spawned at once you know what I mean
>>585172393>>585172539You two should make out instead and I will watch.
>>585172501This image is probably older than most of the people in this thread
The moids are being slutty again
>>585172501*/ffxivg/ i meant to type
soft life with my ralsei wife
>>585172459why>>585172501not trolling yall r just mad over me existing>>585172614ya, id like to specifically point out im intersex so the transphobes here can't say ill always be a man or smth lol
Trans woman 10 years older than me aired me on tinder why would december holiday do this?
>>585172063I agree, the kind it'd be easy to get lost in
Consume the flower
>>585172619fave is obscenely poor and got the ps5 as a gift a couple years ago, they would have played on pc if it were an option theyre pretty worried Toby will add something console players won't get like the flowey crash
December is the type of friend who grabs Asriel's phone and swipes right on every trans woman profile
undertale fact: slime monsters are attracted to bald humans because their bald head reminds them of a slimethis means that making your vessel bald in deltarune is the best way to get with a slime monster girl. keep this in mind
>>585172676in the same general where anons casually admit to rping multiple thread personalities yeahi do get what you mean
>>585173148I also hate being poor, I picked up my current PC from a second-hand store. Fortunately, I have a fairly stellar LCK stat and get good pulls from those kinds of places and get good deals from them, too.
>>585173215That's sweet, she supports Azzy's tastes
>>585173215Asriel isn't the kind of person who would use dating sites especially not while dating someone
>>585173215dess taught kris the proper swing for bashing in troon heads and asriel did not approve but let it happen
I'm VerityYour personal helper friendAsk me anythingI know everything
>>585173680Oooh you're an angy boy.
>>585173421Asriel is very weirded out because he doesn't know what trans woman areDecember ('""male""") is trying to educate him also poking if he's really straight he'll go for any type of women>>585173617They are still just friends. Because they're not gay and boys.
>>585173741what's the capital of /utg/?
>>585173576chibi tenna cute. makes me think that if there was a 1990's anime about deltarune tenna would sometimes appear chibi for fun gags
>>585173741will I ever get my very own /utg/ bf?
>>585173741can I ever afford a house?
im going bedbye bye!
Coming
>>585174138good night!
>>585174238toby's private island..
President Andrew Hussie 2044 with Toby Fox VP
I have high expectations for December and wish she will be a cool character. It makes me sad some people want her to be just dead girl
>>585174865I did not have sexual relations with that dog
please thread stop being gay
I love old women
President Flowery 199X with Seth VP
I missed the Seth sex earlier where can I find it
I love hags!!!!!!!!!
>>585174994yaoi will improve utg
>>585175178That's a straight ship though?
>>585175131The Seth sex...it.......
>>585175305nothing straight about two girls
>>585175178true
>>585175387kris isnt girlllllllllll >:( transfem nonbinary..
>>585169165I didn't forget
>>585173680is that your only thing you can god damn say
>>585175476couldn't ever get into spamtenna but keep posting it
Would Flowery have beaten Bush in 2000?
*rapes*
>>585162747I like Flowery, but not the other flowers, which kills some of his effectiveness as a character. I don't believe that he seriously cares for them when they rarely interact with him outside of his fight, and with him being their leader, it feels more like a slight remix of King's/Queen's/Tenna's shtick than the meaningful bond the game clearly WANTS you to see it as. You compare him to Spamton, but the equivalent of that for HIM would be if he were in a gang with the other Addisons and had to share screentime with them. As funny as that may sound, the magic of Spamton's scenes is that the focus is always on HIS schizophrenic ramblings and motivations. Flowery gets sidelined for, like, half of the chapter and has to juggle interactions with Asgore, Ralsei, and the other flowers, and everything ends up feeling half-baked as a result. I wouldn't delete the other flowers entirely, but if we aren't going the route of making the chapter thirty hours long, I'd assign them smaller roles so that Flowery's relationships with Asgore and Ralsei are given more time to shine, and he wouldn't be a Dark World ruler type anymore, because we have enough of those.
>>585175581
>>585175387Is Kralsei (theyfab Kris x transfem Ralsei) any better than usual yaoislop Kralsei?
>>585175673theymab transfem kris is better
>>585175659
>>585175746>theymabtheysigned male at birth?
>>585175601Flowery would have trapped him in a battle.
wish this artist would draw more
>>585175746I think it's difficult to believe Kris has a penis sometimes. Like look at that tight crotch clothing?
>>585175869This is honestly genius
fave beating their bush
>>585176030remember thats like 99% fanart
Dess asks Asriel if she can hold his dick while he pees
hetero Kralsei (femKris) >>> yuri Kralsei (Tralsei) >>> yaoi Kralsei (maleKris)
WE'RE BACK BABY!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE REOPENING WAS TAKING TOO LONG
*BRRPRPPRRRRRRRRRRT* ouUUUUGHHHH nnnn sorry mm I was holding *prt* holding tghat one in for a while hehOOUUUUUUURAAAAAAPPPPPPP ohhh goodness me pardon me nghh *poot* *brt* oooh they're coming *waves hand in front of nose really fast*
WE'RE BACK
BATTAT'S SEXY AND PLUMP ASS
>>585176589stupid post killed 4chan.... anon you must atone for your sins
our beautiful cage...
NOTHING'S STRONGER THAN A FLOWER'S DREAM!!!!!!!
Feels good, man.
I missed you guys…
MY FUCKING STIMMIES
MYSTIMMYRUNE
i thought you were all gone for real this time :(
mrrrp? mrrow? mrp?
i wish i could post...
The php update has been up for like 8 hours btw
Dammit. I wanted to remain dead.
i didn't do anything worthwhile while it was down
Don't forget.I'm with you in the dark.
>>585177430So what was preventing posting for the past 8 hours, then?
>>585177430that one was vibecoded im 95% sure
>>585177608awww bring it in you crazy character
>asriels extreme buttwobbles killed php AND 4changrim
I'M BEING HACKED... CAN'T...CONTROL...ANYMORE... GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>585177662the pharaoh's curse
>>5851776624chan being fucking lazy
Spamton won.
kris!
What if Fave typed 4 and found an exploit in a language that 75% of the internet runs on
*puts /utg/arette up to my lips with shaking hands*
>>585177532i for one am glad to be alive. despite the horrors we may face in the world. the horror. the horror.... it's fine.
i wish i could draw...
>>585178081fave would be mixing things up
>>585151146Now we back I can post this.It's Philip's birthday!
happy to have you guys back <3
WE ARE FUCKING BAAAAAAAACK
>>585178253fuck... his confident pose and auraful smile... he's so cool... fuck....
>>585178168you can draw anon! i believe in you!
Aw I missed you guys!>>585177608>>585177891Well.. uh... some of you.
>>585178253That filename has terrifying implications.
>>585177985Is this what he meant by [4 Left]?
>>585178081>number 4 leads to extreme misfortuneMista was right, said Alphys the weeaboo anime watcher
>>585178490Jojo fan breathes and then is like "wow this is like the ending of part 6 where Pucci has too much oxygen"
Yay I can post my favorite Underrune Asgore once more
4chan comes back online so everyone's posting and the thread went from page 1 to 5 in less than five minutes.
>>585178326Wrong thread? Best 2hu girl btw
>>585178081>>585178490for reals? this was the issue?
Can I say that I did something productive if I focused on drawing and a fanfic while 4chuds was down?
>>585178701I focused on drawing too, yeah
>>585178652That's supposed to be Frisk cosplaying. Pay attention to cat Sans
>>585178253happy birthday philip!>>585178378terrifying and true implications, pippins wiki says he was the one pregnant
>>585178652sans kitty
>>585179028>>585179028>>585179028fresh breads
>>585178253Happy birthdayyy
>>585176589oh thank god we're back KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
>>585176750>>585177802>>585178675hot
>>585178675you love farts as well? those are hella hot too
