Previous: >>585158698New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/qRdCSqwkg5M >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O, New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep ToshoCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: Holiday Celebration Part 2, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Halloween Duramente (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
HIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>>585178854CUTE KITAI, GONNA CELEBRATE WITH A BEER YAYYYYYYYYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_JI3qaWsOo
ryan LOVEmejiro ryan just got a oneshot, the last oneshot of cingreyim so happy bwos...
Shoulda flatlined exhibit #2
>>585178973Mating press
>>585178854Uma should have died instead so we could be freed from this fan slaving.AI-sama tasukette...
>wasted half tpdon't remind me. I was itching to loop all fucking day. i cant believe some flatliners intentionally published a php exploit as an excuse to remove the social pressure on dancho...
wahey
Good evening!
Oh well back to playing fun steam demos, then forget to log into uma to start another clanker runhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HegU4m4NCJA
yurr
Laurel
Log in to claim the maintenance carats before they expire!
>>585179098Same, my pulls have been dogshit, and I really need some good supportsOh well
>>585179316hi mayaposter
>>585179335Succubus..
>>585179098skill issue
successful nonflatlininguseless box decorationsalthough the sweepy gold looks ok
>>585179098never flatline
>>585179381hi currensis
>>585179572don't do that
6 and I'll fap to Super Creek's boobs9 and I'll fap to Grass Wonder's butt0 and I'll fap to both
>>585179459Sexo...
>schizo spamming on CDthank fuck the general is back!
Hello friends!! Welcome back!! I am in another state visiting people and for some reason the ip is wonky and won’t let me image post!!https://i.imgur.com/5QwUPpB.jpegGood night friends!
One of two things will happen with this whole Uma Live thingCygames won't even fucking bother with another live in the USAOr they'll make a branch in the US to make shit easier.
Hello Hello
>>585179902wdym I love the lack of ids, single image posts and lack of sound at 4chan.gov
>>585179913Or CKeep doing what they're doing and hope next time there's no visa problemsOperative phrase being "hope there's not problem", not "they prevent the problem"
>>585179829stop posting this maya
Got my first UF after the game came back up, yay>>585179909good night babydacchi>>585179991hello!
Leaving your friends for an extended period isn't kinda nice
Not gonna lie, I miss my umas
Dueling?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgdF4oe9JdA
>>585180103Whenever I see this pic I feel an inmeasurable urge to kiss Tahbo
>>585179340FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU GUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAA I LOGGED IN BECAUSE OF YOU
>>585180103Its okay now bwo... We're here
WE'RE SO BACK
>>585180285So? Was it worht it?
:)
>>585180024>>585179902I love spaming on cooldown, but then I calm down after a while Sorry>lack of sound?
I missed you neighas. Also got my 2nd copy of Sweep today Flatties could NEVER.
>>585180458NOOO IT'S DED
>>585179913>Or they'll make a branch in the US to make shit easier.I'm pretty sure this is already a thing
>Open the game>It's working>Taiki shows up at the lobby>"HOWDY TORENA-SAN :D">My day improves 100%God, I love Taiki Shuttle.
>>585180458>lack of soundcatbox is kill
>>585180458We wouldn't have to deal with userscripts and catbox otherwise>>585180592kek
>>585180434I rage closed the game, I'm not doing pulls till tomorrow after i wake up
>>585180496sexo doujins where
Mayano's Top Cun posting heals the soul during these trying times not tranny concert drama, just 4chinz being down
>>585179304Golshibros...
Seeking the pearl? SparkedNakayama Festa? SparkedChristmas Daiwa? Spooked by Vodka and sparkedNY Satono and Kitasan? Satono spooked and most likely sparking KitasanOnly 4k carats left in my purse for Ramonu.
And now back to our regularly scheduled programming of HAGS
>>585180597Shhh, don't say it, that'll make cygames look bad, and the corpo defenders won't shut up about gayass politics for another week
>>585180839FUJISISTERS DONT LOOK
SNACKING IS ALLOWED FOR KITASAN AND DIA BANNER ITS THE FINAL TIME WE GONNA GET MASSIVE FREE PULLS
>>585180987ADORABLE RYANRYAN LOVE
>already want to loginJust another 71 hours... and it'll be fine...
>loose some wait>made us wait 24 hourscursed comment...
>>585180987how's Rudolf dancing and singing with that bag, looks troublesome...
>3 top earners are flatlining
>>585181381good
>>585181381uma&co bro...
>>585181381Let's expose all flatliners who are on 5 day vacations. It's unfair to everyone else that is earning fans.
Can they make it
Hello all. Thank you to the 20 anons who voted on the medal poll for divegrass! From the results, the following players will be our medals and goalkeepers:Gold: *rapes you*Silver: Spechud, MamboBronze: Gaslight Dancer, Reddit TachyonGKs: Our Hero Rob Roy!, GoalshiIn other news, an anon has kindly made a logo for the team, take a look!
>>585179335Laravel
>>585181281
https://jiggie.fun/Pt_Y6Ahttps://jiggie.fun/Pt_Y6A
jig desuwahttps://jiggie.fun/Pt_Y6A
>>585181613What club are you in
what's flatlining? Is that when I'm supposed to stop playing the game for 5 days?
>>585181642no wonder black people post photos of themselves standing on the fastfood lettuce
>>585181604Rank is keeps dropping
I cannot wait to GL to be over, in GM all my problems gonna be over just mlb ramonu get your mandated card tax and wait for pasa.I can truly lazy around then.
>>585181381>>585181604TamaMambo&Co soon...
>>585181642Rickey on my Dickey
>>585181642this is a chinese man, isn't it?
>>585181898Those toes look ugly
>>585181613Clean logo, manager-san and Dave
>>585181898
no PoC award, would've been perfect>>585181925yes
>>585182036>no PoC would've been perfectfixed
Surely you guys are playing the game and not flatlining
>>585181898HOLY FLAT FOOT
DAMN it feels good to be flatliner
>>585182167>>585182030>>585181956I thought you footfags would appreciate it...
>>585181898somehow worse toes than that indonesian posting his feet here that one time
>>585181884but muh tism... surely, they have earned a spot in the great merger
I don't care award
>>585181898that is a man's foot (unironically)
spurt spurt sploosh award
how Pandora would look in her bikini if I was her trainer
>>585182214That foot looked like a brickey
>>585181562Sex with Super Creek must be some kind of divine enlightenment.Cumming inside would be basically touching heaven for a few seconds.
What did you guys play today while uma was down?
kicked from my club for being really annoying award
Surprisingly only one person in our club is flatlining, and yet we are still dropping
>>585182550uhhhhhhhhhhhhh my other gacha, that's about it. watched stuff too
>>585181613>GKs: Our Hero Rob Roy!, GoalshiLetting someone who dropkicks be in goal? That's one form of defense I guess
>>585181681Wife
>>585182550Ninja Gaiden II Sigma
>>585182550my dick (5 times)
>>585182642Husband
FESTA IS LE STRONG!?
>>585182550a new girl was added to the jong game so rolled her and played a lot with my jong frens
70% of the internet was down because an indian security password was 4 But hey I'm glad we gave him a Visa for free>>585182550jp uma
>>585182550voted by mail, fought COVID
>>585182961chiyo fags......
>>585182984>70% of the internet was down because an indian security password was 4nah it was the PHP vulnerability leak 11 hours before planned disclosure, the certificate thing is funny and/or scary but didn't have as much reach as you'd imagine.
>>585182550Trying to build a replica of Tracen in Minecraft
>>585182984jp uma was also down you fucking larping faggot lol
>>585182550BTD6I haven't played in months, the new gay jojo monkey hero SUCKSthe ice monkey hero is ok
>>585182107I just reused my l'arc ai for qeI can't be assed
derb
>>585182617I mean, the "Goal" is right there in her name, is it not? Plus, punting the ball a long distance is certainly a useful skill for a goalkeeper.>>585181725A /uma/ club.>>585181957Thank you, anon!
>>585183265uhhhhhhh no they use a different php because that'd make a lot of sense and stuff yeah
>finish auto run and queue up another>club rank still in free fall
>>585183418YOU LOOK FUCKING STUNNING MR COCK AND BALLS
>>585183418
>>585183418Wait, why is your mom's dress an off-white color...
>>585183418sex marriage baby making 500 children
>>585182550Dragons Dogma 2.
>>585183519I can see her full grain rice
What type of person does Vodka appeal to?
>>585183519Is that
>>585183682cool guys
>>585183519I HATE RICE
>>585183519You can't post that
>>585183682people that enjoy tomboys who are weak to romance
DAAAAAAAAAHBIIIIIIIII
Is rerolling sparks during half TP worth it or not
>>585183682Daiwa Scarlet.
>>585183897if you have the free time to spam runs, not really.
>>585183180It is still funny that it happened at the same time as the PHP downtime>>585183336I got lazy too after longchamp, I'm just running 1 deboofer 1 buffer with her
>>585184105i have time for spam
>>585183418I LOVE COCK AND BALLS
Ohayo!My name is Haru Urara, can somebody explain me on simpler terms, is 40/60 free roll split still possible or what?
My trainee raped me
Is Sweepy a good wit card?
>>585182449Imagine…
If I ever said anything bad about Ramonu I take it all backI am going absolutely feral right now, this image is rewiring my brain
>>585184254for end closers it is
>>585184254ok for a bit then falls off.
ew hag jumpscare
>>585182984>70% of the internet was down because an indian security password was 4not really? the indian thing was fixed by revoking certs, which regular users would only need to update their browsers for
Taiki cute
>>585184197yesdo 4on the 5th day wait until it switches to kitapits
CHIYOBROS WE WONhttps://exhentai.org/g/4271054/de3097ab9e/
>>585184254it's wit bobo for endchuds. the card is ass but the gold skill is good
Rape?
I missed you soooooooooo much nonny~
>>585184372Ew creepy weirdo jumpscare
I missed you more.
I hoped you guys were gone for real this time
>>585184439danchou put one of these in our club for some reason
>>585184530Uh who are you?
>>585184668good question
>>585184610Gone but not forgotten, right?
>>585184576retard
Can't hit a good uma even for the sprint cassino, it's so over, just revoke my trainer ID atp
>>585184610I'd never leave you guys, though.except to flatline for 5 days
>>585184610No one is gone. Now I know where to find some of you the next time something like this happens again.
all the avatarfags are online...
I'll fap to the next uma image.
>>585184841You lash out because I speak the truth
>>585185012789 Escape Goats
>>585185030
>buena, ntr and still postsyep this thread is shit already
>>585184958....where?? even the archive was down
damm that was a good long sleep
>>585184872Maya looks cute in this one
>>585184425many say this
>>585183897If you bought all the skills you wanted, sure better if you get SS and above, I've gotten decent whites on S+ before but burning another run is more value.
>>585184970Name them
>>585185016peak performance
your umas miss you, flatliners...
Why did 4chan die for a day?
>>585184958
>>585183897on the borrows yeah
>>585185058I'm not weird or creepy
>>585185095it's okay... laisu is here too! THE COOLEST!
>finally 4chan is back>every single faggot I hate is hereof course you retards were mashing the refresh button
>>585185205because of the cursed number 4this 7 will ensure that we will NEVER have an exploit that stupidly simple that can cripple the internet againif its a 4 however... well... you know...
>>585185113...you don't meet up with your clubmates in real life at the designated /uma/ McDonalds?
>>585185171But we are bonding together right now?
new fusu
>>585185325its been back for 4 hours though
>>585185304it would be cool if rice killed some subhumans here
>>585185291You're both and ugly
>>585185325>c*rren chan post
Flatlinerbros wyd
>>585184958twicechan will go down next time too
>>585185419yayyysighhhanother day wishing I was 'donna...
Holy cuckatini Batman!
grma, ramen
>>585185325I'm here because danchou let me know it was upSorry, I'll leave
Anon!Stop looking at those meta umas with their free rolls and look at Tarumae! She's out in 3 days after all!
>>585185419
>>585179047>HEY (DIS)GUISE LOOK I MADE EPIC THINK BY PUTTING UMA IN THERE!!!>uses urara, tachyon and gold ship as demo subjects onlywhy?
bros is mlb grass good
>>585185607*crickets*
>>585185468why does the waist down look slopped
>>585185567CYGENEROUS
>>585185607Too late... I don't even have carats for Ramonu
>>585183519
>>585185159>2mama>*>allen>lemon>that one ricetroonwe are missing the stegofaggot and the swagapino sweepy and the thread will be complete
>>585185607I do not care about dirters
>>585185325I knew when the patch was gonna be deployed so I went to sleep right after that and when I woke up there were 2 posts, it was a perfect execution.
>>585185643calm down mr melty its just a random YT vid
>>585185607large
>>585185757>schizophrenia
>>585184254Whale bait. No point in rolling. Ends better off with C.B gold anyway, and you probably would run Ramonu, which is dropping in like month+, so there is simply no space in decks for her.
>>585185325well yeah avatarfag spam and erp are kind of the only things they have going on, they've been through serious withdrawal
>>585185205Gookmoot realize he couldn't just duct tape the 2016-era PHP anymore to fix the vulnerabilities.
>>585185607Seeing her hokkos bounce in the concert convinced me a little bit to pull for her, but I'll only snack because I need supports
>>585185696Literally no fucking company in the world would do this, which is really funny. But it's not surprising it's cygames. They have their fucking money everywhere, they were even able to open a fucking convenience store, like it's not surprising at all that they have the money.
>>5851852054chinz uses PHP and there was a huge vulnerability that let people nuke every PHP server ever made with a push of a button
>>585180839damn ai sure knows how to make aggressively erotic kisses
>>585185607cocko is meta for dirt and is in fact better than rickey "1 million glues" brickey
>>585185304and cutest!
>guys we are missing the guy that was one of the first to post when we got backthe faggot schizo can't even keep his bullshit in check. stegoCHAD appeared hours before you did, tranny MALE.
>>585185757>>that one ricetroonthis could be anyone
>>585185918retard
>>585185856I was hoping at least one of them would go stir crazy and get hospitalized or end themselves but I guess it wasn't long enough
>>585185567>>585185696>>585185896>2026>Not buying traveler insurance
>>585185896>they were even able to open a fucking convenience storei mean i've been there. its not necessarily a convenience store. more of a general cygames store themed as a conbini
>>585185291All still posters are good posters Kiss all still posters Warm bed and goodnights to all still posters
>>585185990I can see it
>>585185990kinda looks like a bat
>>585185990
>>585186026i don't think you understand what traveler insurance is for
>>585186015don't reply to schizos
FULL LIST OF /UMA/ CLUBS FLATLINERS (1st half rather)/uma/ReturnPandreEvertrasDacchisSwiftMcDLeleLeinadrisCochisebrick-182EmilyBigSpoonKiriberryAutis/uma/NinonPinkieMamboDignitarianTamaloveFranFrostfrightrrnglord(人^_^)づILoveMeiyaUma&CoNitsuVMatchDaystar NezumiUndecafRorimastahUMADashTissuShihoppppLaizelHAUGHTYELFLOVERHaythere岬ちゃんDSnugglesHonsefunGarlic BreadGotEmCoooach
>>585185689it's slopped from this image
>>585178854Cancelled corcert of Umamusume in USA is saved
Can't stop listening to this stupid songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIX2g_NYywA
>>585181613>japan national soccer team logo/umaJP/ onii is going to snap
all still poster are disgusting avatar faggots that escaped from /umajp/ just like the creek CUNT that NEVER posts anything worthwhile or related to the game but "HUR DUR I LOVE THIS UMA XD"
>>585184254gets completely sidelined when CB + Ramonu becomes standard 2 wit end setup. Though you can drop Ramonu if you want to highroll on a much worse card with a sometimes good gold I guess.
>>585186151>my club didn't make the listyatta
>>585186051you're so sweet anon.........
>>585186151WHAT THE FUCK
>>585185918it is still hilarious that people got unironically memed into rolling for her as the "human rights for dirt" then we had a dirt cm and clanker oguris would just shit on her
>>585186151how employed do you have to be to figure this out or did you just ask grok
>>585185757Who is behind the * I can never make sense of posts that *** instead of just ***** what they **** to ***
>>585186151>doxing
>>585185990What am I looking at, is this Saddam Hussein with a boner
>>585186151all me
>>585186151for what purpose
>>585186179isnt there a way to hide the text box
>>585186184Now they can use all that money on Ramonu pulls
>>585186151AIIIIEEEEEE DANCHOU DANCHOU KILL THE FLATLINERS DANCHOU WE'RE FREEFALLIN IN THE CLUB RANKS DANCHOU I WANT TO SEE BLOOD
>>585186151Uma&co once again the gayest no honor club
>>585186214Rabid Heliosbwo seething over Creekfriends again
>>585186214Umama hosts rooms all the time
>>585186151Feels good being in an irrelevant club so this never happens to me
>>585186151DONT DOX MY DACCHIS LIKE THISI GAVE THEM PERMISSION
>>585186151>S rank club can afford 3 people to flatline>Mambo lost one member and keeps losing rank daily, about to become A club
>>585185949*evilest
>>585186425Only if you have hachimi
>>585186151Added them all to my mental list of cool anons
>>585186425correct. but JAP TARDS dont use epxert high tech methods like "hide HUD"
>>585186151This is fine, actually. You're seething for spending all this effort and flatlineCHADs will reap their free kitas
>>585186503>irrelevant retort award
>>585186151who the fuck is Return
>>585186151YAMERO PLEASE END THE LIST AT FIRST HALF
>>585186151CURRENSISTERS GET IN HERE!!!
>>585186151you are missing a few you know? if you gonna do it, do it right
>>585186151One of these from my club is not even flatlining for gibs he logs in every 2-3 days for shoes then goes away again
>>585186151NextBasashiNeooooTorchBigEgoSmolBrainSugarLoafHarineffGeshluNemeaaButtSweatBobKungflookiYunaVapeNationCaSigisBrandyExcelUmaSolRainyTekMahboofSkrunklus IIsharpekonyannHachimiTouhouguyKaKaGouPatheczTEALEAFdeegeedowTETO_kasanerice eelRONRA_960shortstackJohnZetaReticuliHestianepboiPRINGERXzarahDemiMachiSeiunBIGLOVEuma0:/app/Knighted_33200706KikiPlaghAzrothFrankieGinger milkIKJAzmirel
>>585186734not even the shitter clubs are safe from the gigadox...
>>585186151I promise I'm not a metafag, i just want Dia
All of the good posters knew all the bad ones would be here and are enjoying the rest of their day clearly
>>585186667he lives in the wallssometimes you can see him behind the window in the clubroom
>>585186326>go to of the many websites scraping account activity>click the link in the op listing /here/-affiliated clubs>use your eyesare you retarded
>>585186734shitter clubs don't count, they flatline because that's what they do, might not even be for gibs
>>585186734i mean this is kinda pointless for B clubs everyone flatlines there
>>585186624This is evil?
>>585186734>still doxing
>>585186734B+ ones are probably not intentionally flatlining thats just how much they play
>>585186734/uma/dachiSee SixtytongyeBolt88DeedAdri1Ang3l0z2postaldudeKaiserMEPKATOPphogo/Umagg/NonetteBallz810IRoutierjulieDerrenEchoRukaTomzai/Uma/nikiCurren-chanATiabiaShadowSpeedwagonUmasumiammoJames ChaseUmatismHinnyRyuujiarukeruUmami SushiChadMatthaeusUmachillCharlesTheGreatSaintAskJeevesYomiMaomaoRoyalFaerie LilyAedyumewenliClankAnansislendermanAkzeru/uma/pyoiAzTeebsXearSalamiKaniZurkonBooWompNikoRavenProfPandajohyynakayubiMiloccdexterCactusJTrocks9Calumet is basically all flatliners
Non-flatties, how are you spending your 5 days in the game? Making progress that a flattie will never, ever close the gap on?
STOP THE COUNT
>>585186734I mean B-club cuties flatlining is nothing new
>>585186734Bwo all of these clubs are irrelevant, I make more fans in a day than their entire club working together for a full month
>>585186850unironically the 10-15 minutes spent on this is too much, especially just for (you)s
>>585186952Can you do this for /vm/a too?
>>585186326you can just look on chrono who was last online yesterday as opposed to x hours ago
CM21 is becoming predicable......Anyone want to talk about CM22
>>585187049retard
Ah an actual schizo
>>585186952bwo... you're evil...
>>585187032if it's funny it's worth doing
>>585186978flatties can randomly win plat for a CM you lose to and they'll be ahead of you again
>>585187094Join the 41%
>>585186885extremely
Ok now add them to ze blacklist
>>585186978Getting free SSRs, clanking parents on caratpositive half TP and keeping our club rank
>ctrl+f my name>0 results
>>585187038nyooo don't dox my drama free club
>>585186978in the game but still flatlining
>>585187408ok dogmeat
I didn't know some of these clubs existed
>>585187408/uma/chan wasn't doxxedcurious
>>585187331
where's /uma/chan
>>585186151>SEApoor club has the most flatliners
>>585186978I collected my yummy gold city and palmer shards
>>585187463you would never know most of the B+/B clubs existed if you never had to read the rentry to find a club
>>585187565>>585187497/uma/chanBrandon InnissEarl Little Jr.Kenyatta Jackson Jr.Legend BeyDevin McCuinJames Smith
>>585187565>>585187497It'd be redundant to post the entire club wouldn't it?
>>585187331sry bwo but i like my salt...>>585187345sex
OH NO
>>585186845SPOOKY
OH NOOOOOOO
>>585187950
How many danchous actually flatlined?
>>585186734noooo we're gonna drop in rank!
>>585187408I'm willing to believe the list was slopped, I'm not there either
>>585188073as in more than usual?
>>585186734hey, fuck youI did my quota and danchou said I can flatline for a set amount of time, I don't deserve this
I wanna buyt the piggy banners but waitin gfor discounted carats hope there wiqll bes ome
Why are Agnesfags like this?
Holy fuck, got these back to back. I like to think Digitan grabbed 2 other umamusume with her power.
You have no excuses left Mambros...
>>585188037>filling meno's hat with cum
...
none of you will remember any of these names because they aren't associated with thread ecelebs
>>585187931sssssssssssex
>>585188379I hope you stub your toe
>>585188483You are so pathetic
>>585188536
>uma&co has the most flatliners out of the relevant clubsironic
>>585187931ooc
>>585188073Like 2-3
>>585188597my dream
I hate Light Hello so fucking much holy fucking shit.
>Free rolled SSR Sweep>Now I'm gonna have to go to pity just to get Kitasan White
>>585188616Why? Makes perfect sense. No janitors means more flatliners.
>>585188675I would do this
>>585188675I don't get it, does Still want to stack donuts on trainer's dick? Why?
>>585188560I'm usually so unlucky, let me have this!
>>585188379nigga digitan MARKED you
Are umas and trainers allowed to have sex?
>>585188569Said the man in the mirror
if i ever get doxxed all I would say is please watch my channel i uplood my CM finals and sometimes gacha
>>585188746zoomer meme from last year or something
Post something spooky
>>585188746Yolu could say she's a little nutty.
>>585188848Shanaha...
>club promoted as chill and laidback>still get doxxed
>>585188759To improve your luck you should get some lucky charms and pray to Shirakoi-sama for guidance
>>585188904she's so pretty
>>585188797What the heck? That can't be true...
>>585188496If something catches my attention I remember every detail to the point I have to pretend to not remember everything or not notice patterns to not appear creepy.
>>585188675>SiL stealing Yanko's gimmick
>>585188908
>>585188961I'm not praying to some hack.
will there be any open clubs with men in it
>>585188831There's nothing reflected when you look in the mirror because you are a husk of a person
>>585189134
I missed you guys.
>Watched Edgerunners S2 while php was getting fixed>Hear familiar voice>Seiun Sky
>>585188956do you think the person who did that cares? they lack the mental capacity beyond shitstirring
>>585189214Who was Seiun Sky? Anilist not working I can't check myself
>>585188496i recognize a few names from being a serial room joiner
>>585189213the first ever good tachy postgood workand you too
10 more days
kingu love
>>585188597the simple desire for a stoic boy uma wife
>>585189213missed you too bwo
wtf is taahbo doing here
I didn't miss you guys at all
>>585186151>autis/uma/ and mambo are the big winnersreally makes you think...
>>585189167He said to himself
>>585189540I thought we were friends
>>585189540that's not kinda nice...
The scamcha was real...
>>585189758>>585189729
>>585189729>>585189758tahbo hivemind...
>>585189729>>585189758
/^\.+$/
Tahbo posters are the strongest
>>585186151>>585186734>>585186952
Danchou...I'll be home Friday night...I'll do one mant fan run for you...
>>585189984I like 'em big.
I'm going to login now so you better take me off the list stupid fag
>>585190060Strength through speed
>vm clubs have 79 flatliners totalGrim..
>>585189307Talia, the cuteballits all hopecore compared to S1
>>585190261casual carls
>>585190273Boring
>>585190261Post the list
back to grinding, slavedacchis
just saw we survived, what was /uma/ doing during our one day vacation?
Sprint rooma!Come test your sprinters!56211505>5621150556211505>5621150556211505>56211505
>>585190273Really? I was expecting Yupi or that BD engineer bitch. Interesting.
>>585189805early, your wrote productive plan twice, both mile skills if you have prudent or Ignited Wit Dodging, no looking back
>>585190430give me a couple of weeks to finish making one first
>>585190395I'm so jealous of Teio.
>>585188848which pakalive is this
>>585182550Zomboid. Trying tower challenge.
>>585190554>couple of weeksbwo, the cm is in like 6 days
>>585190419Slept and played the new Gears of War>>585190430couldn't join in time dang
Boobsan
i need a video of teio getting filled with tore seed
>>585190430you better host more
>>585190443idk about the engineer but yupi was voiced by another familiar dork, energetic edition
>>585190691why
>>585189116
>>585189214Doesn't even sound like Seiun Sky
>>585190395constipation relief is amazing
>>585190430nyooot opening the game for this
>>585190837you don't play the game.
>>585189116hot>>585190813cute
>>585190837you play the game
>>585189134>4Watch your tongue or you will lose it
>>585190750Liked Yupi performance and characters, we need umas who aren't "lawful good" and don't really care about anyone but their own group
>V spamming ayabe
>>585190954another 4
>>5851909547 and Shiraoki is real.See? It's not.
>>585190430Our winnersJoin me once again in the casino42184324>4218432442184324>4218432442184324>42184324
They should have made their private key 7
>>585191030Shiraoki only reveals herself to true believers.
>>585189528gyaru bestbrown tomboy best
>>585191069or 67
>>585191030Thou shall not tempt Shiraoki
>As appreciation for your cooperation, we have gifted trainers with 150 carats.One singular pull? Wowzers!
>>585191127>7uwaa...
>>585191221thats like a bajilion runs in half tp! how cygenerous of them! my expectations were low but man this shit sucks lmao
>>585191221They need to refund the concert people please andastandu
237253902372539023725390
I want a tomboy childhood friend uma gf... Is that too much of an ask?
>>585191662best i can do is ryan
>>585191038Much better this time. Air Groove didn't get swallowed by a pace blob this time. Curren on fraud watch.Someone else will have to take over for a while.
>>585191127May I be 0.00000007% as blessed as you
at least you get 150I don't think jp got anyunless it's that 50 carats I can't read
>>585191630holy machan late start griefing my entire team
Poor ass neighas
>>585191662Trainers are in their 40s bro
>>585191735>I don't think jp got anythey got 150, too
>>585191735JP also got 150.
>>585191630>Flower late startclaaaaaaaassic
>>585191724ryan's hair is chopped but her heart is pure
>>585191662Coming soon to a banner near you!
>>585191630910208569102085691020856
>>585191986Waow
>>585191871I pay carats in jp, buying in global is retarded specially after the 7th LIVE fraud
the limp dick ignoramuses spamming that cygames flubbed the visa application piss me the fuck off. THEY HAVE BEEN BUYING VISAS FOR A DECADE YOU FUCKING SMOOTH BRAIN DUMBASS TRUMP TARDS.
what the actual fuck do you mean only 150 carats? cygames you fucking niggers I lost 4 borrows cause I was waiting for the event to do my runs AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
dam cygenerous gave me 925 carats for the maintenance
>>585192158remember, it can NEVER be the orange mans fault
>>585191879>>585191920not fairI want acceleration inflated apologems, globalbabs deserve 200
>>585192158They've been making gachas for decades too and they keep fucking that up
Cafe's miler son!
>>585192020613799256137992561379925last one
Mirako
>>585192392thats a big boy
so what did we learn?
>>585192469Fat
>>585192292you've been alive for just as long and still fuck up being a decent human being
>>585192392He looks like a fat chud, no wonder he's Cafe's son.
>>585192590The freaks were constantly refreshing this page to get bak in
>>585192590that 4 really is an evil number
>>585192160UGH! CUTE MANGA STRIPS FROM KOREA!
>>585192590that I don't actually miss this place and removing like four of the most prominent residents would improve the general tenfold
>>585192590India should be cut out of the global internet
>>585192437Thank you for joining
>>585192765one*
>>585192796thanks for the room bwo
>>585191726>>585192796thanks for hostering
>>585192803don't reply to me freak
My trainee keeps trying to hang out with me outside of training, and it's starting to get annoying
Will do some too, can post Hakus if someone wants them886279358862793588627935>>585192796thanks for hosting bwo
>>585192765namedrop them
>>585192590I should quit my webdev job and become a farmer
>>585192796>>585192437>>585191038>Neck>Nosethis cm is going to be annoying...
>>585193046
>>585193147infinitely going between career and rooms...nice that you finally got it set up, did it go wellfor me the haku installation itself took a bit because I'm a brainlet
>>585193046Literally me.
finally something usable
>>585192590That Mambo is full of lazy shitters who pretend to play the game
>>585193268why avatarfag as rice?
>>585192643He's 20 years old and has been retired for 14...
>>585193337why single out rice posts?
>>585193337He switches Umas when one gets too "recognizable"
lol melty
>>585193545teio brat correction
>>585192803obviously, but no need to stop there>>585193154no, but it's the usuals that stink up threads and the skinwalkers, like >>585193058
>>585193545bending Teio over the desk and having my way with her
>>585193697hehe
I'm so glad I don't give a shit about this place
So nice of Bakushin to remind me that she still hasn't started her event chain in Senior Year Late October. Love her so much.
i cant believe i chose to flatline and the indians kill the internet, this shit sucks.
304534513045345130453451>>585193268nyo it was pretty easy, I thought I was gonna somehow fuck up the haku part but I got it first try
>>585193771Should have done those 5 manual mant runs Trainer-san
>>5851933074chan*
>umama instajoining every single room againwe're so back
I LOVE KEEN EYE>catbox downguess i wont show why
>>585193793>I got it first trydamn, okay
>>585193734She's trying to follow in her mother's footsteps.
>>585193545
>he's really having a meltdown lmao
Is Sweepy MLB or bust, or gold-skill fodder like Yepperno Yeppin
>>585193996please don't post this it triggers my a*p so much
>>585193996That's weird stretching they're doing
>>585193793Alright my Machan is sucking MASSIVE penis today, let's get itIs the Haku screen better or should I just post the in-game?854901778549017785490177>>585193935luck was on my side, I'm surprised the game didn't explode
>>585193954good. please marry me cb, then fuck me silly so we can have a happy family.
>>585194070Of all the girls, Teio is the one that does it for you?
king halo more like fuck
>>585193996Is this a new training method?
What the fuck are you talking about schizo retard
>>585193889he's too obsessive to even flatline, at least his bf is out for now>>585194027rotting award
>>585193996i really hope i get spooked by teio someday
>>585194336Guy needs to get a life
>>585194246I think so idk why
>>585194070You'll never be a cute girl
>>585194336I don't even know who the bf is anymore
>>585194070You'll always be a cute girl
mare mind control
>>585194451he has multiple ones like a slut
>>585194451bro is not caught up on the telenovela
bros please login....
>>585194361it's okay bwoall in-game teios suck dick
>>585194484thank you...
>>585193746What does this mean?
>>585185904Not just 4chan, like almost everything uses it. A jp mobile game I play is still in maintenance because it's updating over the problem.
>>585194590Yeah, mine
>>585194508
>>585194206Alright anonymous share isn't giving me a link, guess I'm doing it manually>Machan late start>Nishino procs at the finish lineoh joy854253708542537085425370
>>585194565it changes every week I have better things to do
>>585194590i run umas that make my pp hardi already have 1 meta uma that does that for me, i can stand to train eye candy so my cm teams are cute
>>585194408Cute.
>>585194716Paceslop CM
I have over 700 bottles and I still use carats to refill and I'm not entirely sure why.
>>585194035You want MLB, but 3LB is decent, everything below is pure cope for the sake of gold skill. It's meh card overall, not worth taking over C.B or Ramonu, and next scenarios are too jam-packed with must have cards/umas to bother with Sweep.
do things still use php
Sorry Mambros. I wasn't planning on flatlining but a bunch of looters came in and stole my shit including my laptop and phones then burned my apartment.
>Haven't logged in for a day>check Chrono>says I made 4K fansD-did i get hacked?
>>585194829.......
>>58519490870% of the internet is
>>585194735no you don't...
>>585192158grubchads won again
how long should i goon to teio today
>>585195086Yeah it was me, can you buy more carats?
>>585194984Bwo...
even wonder acute uses php
>>585195201even fringy does
>>585195201Shouldn't she be using yen?
>>585194716Pasa stronk132796771327967713279677>>585194842I think ends are a lot scarier despite all the paces
>>585194716>85425370HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7
>>585192158>comparing a single cosplayer to flying over an entire staff and singers needed for a concert If you ever need proof of Cygames' decade long incompetence, look no further than that kusoge you posted. Retard.
>>585194984Mambè...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eSlUkKrJr8
>>585195201Every time I see PHP talked about I have to remind myself it's a programing language and not modified PCP
I'm looking for friends. I'm a new trainer759 392 922 937
>>585195286is that a debuffer og curren wtf
This game is fucking trolling.
i make heilo and she didn't even have enough skills to spend sp on
>>585195310AGAIn??????????????
Is the Spe card even usable?
>>585195496We all know you suck you don't have to use this excuse
>>585195467Friends don't do anything here, you should join a better club next month tho
>>585195286What kind of retard runs single front and thinks a front debuffer will create enough distance? No wonder Pasa won. You fags really suck 20 CMs later.
>>585195543All cards in the game are usable, since you can equip them
>>585195467come back at the first of the month, we love finding clubs for newcuties
>>585192767japan needs to wake up to rntr harem dynamics
>>585195373>singleit was 6, go wipe your mouth off i can see the cheeto dust and diarrhea still on it.
how mandatory is uma stan on lates this cm
>>585195584Uhhh all xis CM final losses were clearly bad seeds.
>>585195286Let's get it Machan, another last placeLast one458085504580855045808550>>585195310>>585195496the real enemy of this CM
>mutated Rob Roy>her unique doesn't work this CMThis is what I get for not reading her unique conditions
why is the schizo using two devicesso weird
>>585179098Heh. Nothin' personnel, kid.
>>585195779missed 1 day of work he has to work twice as hard
>>585195616>>585195664oh ok thanks. I thought I could borrow support cards or uma from more friends or something
>>585179913>Or they'll make a branch in the US to make shit easier.Umazoomers being absolutely clueless and retarded like always I see
>>585195648>What kind of retard runs single front and thinks a front debuffer will create enough distance? No wonder Pasa won.I'm too lazy to make a proper rabbit Suzuka for sprint
we should have stayed dead
>>585195779retard
branch with tunnel from japan
>>585195859you can do that but if you want a specific card go to chronogenesis.net ->trainer search and sort by the card you want. GL bwo!
https://x.com/BreedersCup/status/2112713434236424686https://x.com/BreedersCup/status/2112731890033820110Ebayan in KFC
>>585195772Holy fuck she won one, insane workThanks for joining, my Nishino didn't win a single one and this depresses me greatly
>>585195953If you cut yourself and post it, I'll call you cute
>>585195935>I'm too lazy to make a proper rabbit Suzuka for sprintIt's nigh impossible to make one anyway because you can't kill them in sprint. You should just run another front: Falco is a good one, Pasa if you like CBT.
>>585180992>CommieforniaNo wonder uma global is completely pozzed. Grim
>>585196064thanks for hostingguess who got a THIRD LATE STARTwhatever.......
>>585195090I really like her legs.
>>585187554Awoooga
>Mindlessly launch the game>Close it before sending the request>Servers were down thanks to le php vulnerabilityIt's like I had an extra live and I wasted it
Rice is so easy
>>585196110retard
>>585180839Damn, maybe I will roll on Pokke when she comes to Global.
>>585196171I want to release my stress inside Laisu womb...
It was so funny to see Mirako win 3 times in a row barely doing anything
>>585186151I'VE BEEN DOXXED
>>585196126you have good taste anona MAN of taste...................
>>585192590Don't vote Republican
The cutest
>>585196119yeah no, the late starts are as cancer as it gets this CM, it's depressing...
>>585195859You have to follow them to do that they don't need to follow you. Look at the link the other anon posted or on uma.moe for borrows
>>585196332These girls do something to me.
>>585196320teio is the thighjob uma fr
>>585182550Work. It's a shitty game, I only play for the drops.
>>585196289hi
>>585196020>chronogenesis.net>>585196423Nice thank you so much
>>585182550I just did errands around the house
>>585196098>because you can't kill them in sprint.I was thinking that a rabbit Suzuka could help deny PDM fucking over my pace Pasa (which I loaded with GW + US + Conc). But if that doesn't work out well, I think I could try making a Falco
>>585196530LAISU SEXO
>>585196332and haru remains the cutest
fucking yanko until her umanko falls off
>>585196678me and him.
so what even happened to have everything turned off for 15 hours?
>>585196736who is him and can he fight
https://store.steampowered.com/app/5254460/My_Little_Ranch_Demo/https://store.steampowered.com/app/5074680/Derby_Life_Ranch_Race_Demo/
>>585196849HOLY FUCK YOU CAN'T POST THIS?
>>585196791indians broke about 1/3 of the internet by having the shittiest most stupidly simple exploit imaginable just go unnoticed
>>585196827we can just chat you know
>>585196849What the freak
>>585196917know what?
>>585196849you can't post that
>>585196849whelp, guess im jackin off
>>585196884Slop
>>585196931Creek would be fatter than this and have a lot of muscle
>>585197006Nah, THIS here is actual slophttps://store.steampowered.com/app/4992620/Gallop_Diva_Demo/https://store.steampowered.com/app/5268280/Horse_Race_Tests_Life_is_Pain_Demo/
>>585196965I miss you
>>585196849
>>585197005you're jacking off to a penis head...
>>585196931Creek is too horny.
>>585197085i think we are focusing on different parts of the image
>>585186151>>585186734>>585186952>Lightbirb mathematically proves flatlining is a terrible idea>This many retards still do it>My club is one of the hardest hit
>>585196849whoa teio has birthing hips?
>>585196965stupid man
>>585197085Dober likes male penis.
>>585196849Careful, posting that could get you a three day
stop posting porn
>>585197235>Lightbirb mathematically proves flatlining is a terrible ideaThis just means that flatlining is actually really good
>>585195483Getting Banana Falco is the ultimate curse, you should delete your account now.
>>585197274I can see it
>>585196791Uma is reclining...
>>585197235which club
>>585196917chatting is nice but i still have to deal with the competition somewhow
>>585197346tag yourself @I'm on the on the left
i got this yesterday when php kicked the bucket, did i wonnered
>>585182550growlanser 4it's got a bobo fairy
>>585197413okay andarion
>>585192158Are Cover and Phase Connect chud companies then since they've both done major events in the US since Trump got into office?
>>585197235I'm sparking the banner which makes it mathematically correct tho
>>585197434Bell is a really great parent so yes
don't forget to bully palmer today too
>>585197434congrats on your menposting licence
Can I log in now
>>585197235>Lightbirb mathematically proves flatlining is a terrible ideahonestly with the long maint I wish I flatlined
>>585197392not necessarilyjust be nice and you'll do great.
Finemoan, please hand over the straightaway acceleration hint.Sprint hint songs, please hand over the sprinting gear hint.Thank you.
>>585197235he didn't prove shit. I looked at all the breakdowns of what you miss out on. It's peanuts compared to 7500 effective carats. The difference is even larger if you (rightly) assume the support pulls you're trading away are completely worthless and won't result in a single usable or worthwhile addition to your deck.
>>585197235Does he have at least 13 plats like I do for me to take him seriously?
>>585197580I will just spark her during the gyaru banner
>>585197653leak some chats so I know what the competition is like
>>585197563
>>585197520Cover is far more competent than the company that caused monkeygate and MANT for starters
@Sloppa Requesting Narita Brian wearing nord vpn clothes
>>585197653alright, ill be nice. for now
>>585197434
>>585197558
>>585197520>vtumorsholy shit you actually think they come to see your sweaty ass in person? it's a prerecorded video my dude. they don't need visas.
>>585197841that's a good onii-sama.
>>585197520Cover only needed like few people to be in the venue to do their events. Most of them don't even go outside of JP to participate in the pre-recorded lives
>>585197520>phaconA chinese company that hires chinese americans and other low quality individuals from california or north carolina
>>585197951>phaconphacon deez nuts
>>585197843i'd better not get a 3 day for this
>umama thread ERPWE ARE SO BACK
>>585197917>>585192158You are emotional and are making mistakes. Calm down and take a moment to think.
>>585197274Sweepy was made for my cock.
>>585197563>>585197596>>585197842good to know, i'll train her, thank you!
>>585197705>straightaway acceleration hintyou are overdosing on accels, surely you have at least 5 other options than gambling on this
Good night
>>585198083you suffer from mind blindness, a symptom of autism. you can't convey a full thought because you think other people can read your mind.
41%
>>585198182rest well
>>585196791https://x.com/takaichi_sanae/status/2112890642590564386https://youtu.be/NIYrtrHUqdsIt was due to an RCE found on PHP
Dober Sex
>>585198164taking every skill you have access to with the word accel in it and sprint S is guaranteed A finals, no sneed to optimize when the cm is this random
>>585197843
>>585197378I barely glanced at the second and third posts before commenting and holy shit, I actually have to take that part back. Tamalove.
Tomakomai shill is just a few days away.
>>585196039well at least someone had their visa ready
>>585198137
>>585197843>>585197558>oral fetishmy dick
>>585198358I want to see her umanko
>* melting because he can't get the *****bussy
>>585198358if I get Kita and Dia in the free hundo (from flatlining!) maybe I'll pull for Tarumae...
>>585198370He has been in the US for weeks already. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-ZmPVHOhGw
>>585198358>see the umamoe timeline>tomakomai shill in 3 days cool>CM registration in 4 daysehhh, sorry what
>>585198508He's yet to realize that *****nko is actually an *****ss
>>585197714>The difference gets bigger if you make an absolutely retarded assumptionVery persuasive. I will flatline for the next 8 days to get the 80 free pulls!
Will GutsKINO finally be viable in GM?
stop namedropping me when I am not even involved lol
>>585198638
>>585198575registration is in 6
ok samefagging faggot (proven)loser
>>585198358I have 50 pulls with her name on it in case I get Kita in 100Otherwise... Selector
If I hadn't of removed the uma shortcut I would have opened it a dozen times by now.
>* is flatliningnever beating the brown allegations
>>585198182gn
You guys are way too easy to bait. It's not even fun anymore
this but unironically >>585198927
>>585196320Damn, I step away for a second and miss the Teiopost. I guess it's to be expected with the site just coming back on.
>>585198927>he fell for it
I'm so soft
>>585197715He's on a pro team.
>>585198927>It's not even fun anymorethen stop doing it
>>585199262No you are gross
>>585199760>>585199760>>585199760
>>585199708said the cave dweller lmaooo
are we finally dead
>>585199771Rotting 15 hours a day. Gross much?