Previous: >>585178854New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/qRdCSqwkg5M >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O, New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep ToshoCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: Holiday Celebration Part 2, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Halloween Duramente (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
are (You) skipping days for kitasan/dia or are (You) logging every day?
MAREKA
>>585199854I'm skippin'!
I am flatlining because I hate playing the game because it's dogshit :3
hi
>>585199854i want to grind parents and i figured that its pretty unlikely the uma i want to selector would spook me off banner in the ny pulls
What are the chances doing those refunds end up dooming not only the game but the company as a whole? Weren't they struggling before the Global version?
>>585200026Of course not stupid
>>585199854some of there are flatliners won't get them in 100 pulls lolno need to flatline
why can't we just PICK what banner we want the free pulls on instead
>my trainer uses PHP for his website
>>585200026How retarded are you
>>585199854i dont care about front slop and laurel is better
>>585200081They'll add that in the future
>>585200026they're just refunding tickets people already paid for, the worst is the accomodation. And lol there is no way any of these top gachas are lacking money in any meaningful way
>>585200078>some of there are flatlinerswtf did I mean by that I'm having a stroke
if you flatline you're in the same league as *
>>585200326and umama
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/Pt_Y6Ahttps://jiggie.fun/Pt_Y6A
>>585199986Hey bro
>>585200326And that is a good thing
>>585199854I'm just doing 40/60, I'll get them or I won't.I'll probably just selector Dia if I don't get her
>>585200326I'm in the same club as *...
>>585200148>>585200148i fucking hate this kusoge
>>585200289i noticed that i do that more often after china aids. used to be flawless 100wpm.
>>585199938she doesn't need that many carrots
>>585199986put on some clothes we're gaming today
>>585200716eww
>>585200738all carrots are for ofusu
>>585199854hurts a bit to lose the rainbow shard but im skipping. I'm in buttsweat so not like it matters club wise. Otherwise its 7500 carats saved over 2k maybe. I've been wanting NY dia since had to pass on og dia since.. awful outfit. Just have to pray get one of em on the way to spark at least.
>>585200738go ahead and try and take them then
>>585199854I'm getting both because I love both lates and fronts and they all suck dick this CM too so I'm mentally checked out
>>585200731come on, why are you still hoping after they let us still play the barebone mant that the 3 other servers already told fuck off
>>585200878retard
fine motionmy hands need lotion
>>585199854I already got Kita and I have 50 tickets left. Worst case scenario I'll use that.
>>585199854I don't even care about Kita/Dia that much I just wanted a vacation
>>585200814i see>>585200871no because she looks very polite and that would be rude
>>585200026uh, cy is not hurting, tf made you think that? GBf aint as profitable as chinkslops cuz its old as fuck and they are too lazy to even modernize the ui, but it still pulls decent (not that they arent getting greedier by the month). They funded multiple animes by themselves. Global has been an unprecedented success for them which has barely taken any effort to maintain.
>>585200441umama is not flatlining THOUGH
>>585200912is this one of those surprises where i put my hand in the box and feel boobs?
>>585201074* has more plats than 2****
Witgod was right, there aren't that many great cheer kingus up for borrow right now
Taishinposters owe me sex
>>585199854I'm getting both, Grand Live had a lot of oshis, soon I'm entering my meta fagging arc for L'arc
>third person posting againannoying faggot
>>585199760sex with boy>>585199854sex with moon>>585199938sex with whateverthefuckthisgentlethingis>>585199986sex with chud
>>58520116478910
>>585200912is kita smart enough to jailbreak her ps5 in time to pirate GTAVI?
>>5852010742mama plays this kusoge 15 hours a day and still can't win
>>585199854i need kimono sex with dia
>>585199854Every day, I already pulled yesterday, and even getting an SSR on the first rip was a pleasant surprise wish it were speed Maru, but this puts Suzie at 2LB who already had skill point bonus, so it's extra bonus to clank for my fronts and I can't pass up discounted runs while this is going on, so any extra gibs is a plus.
>>585201164>>585201274why does that matter?
>>585201074What’s worse, playing the game 16 hours a day and being terrible at it or flatlining it and doing the bare minimum
>>585201410why are you defending him, kaite?
>>585201519Slackers are the worst kind of losers
>>585200078I can't wait to make fun of all the retards who screw up their flatline or get Kitasan in under 50 pulls and lost a shard for nothing.
>>585201519Neigha if you do anything for 16 hours a day you better be a god at it
Google Translate almost got it
>>5852016932mama...
you guys might not believe me but i just masturbated to rice shower for the first time
Finally I can post this fuck
>>585201252what's 10
>>585201519i've seen her teams and they seem well built, but rarely the meta umas, so i wouldn't be surprised if she gets unlucky a lot
Can I login yet?
Dantsu Flame banner when?
>>585201892Before the site died xe thought second wind activated gw
>Freeze! Put your fat cocks where we can see em!
>>585201892>rarely the meta umas>runs rickey on the meta dirt>runs taiki on the meta mile>runs kitasan on the meta long>runs machan on the meta sprint>still loseslol UDF is not sending their best
>>585201560wat
>>585201832>Day 2 of free pulls>1 > 11
>Lose 18 out of 20>Must be bad luck7
>>585202119>taikiThat was *
>>585202119none of those are meta except for maybe Rickey bwo
>>585202224>4
>>585202224emudhrabro....
>>585202257>Kitasan not meta
Your thoughts about Cygames Saga trainstation mascots?
>>585202253>moving the goalpostretard>>585202257retard
>>585202224>four
>>585202407Rapepackgod… ovr hero….
>>585202410the one to the right is shit but the one to the left is great
uh oh * melty
>>585202407Kita was not even a top 3 Front
>>585200149why would she do this
>original post is about v being a flatlining retard>somehow people end up talking about unamayou guys are actually obsessed
>Find a perfect parent a few days ago>Train a good parent of my own>Start setting up first ace run>Borrow parent is gone, the faggot shared a different uma
>>585201476bwoo...>>585201574wiiife...
>>585202638umama is likeable so people talk about him* is hated so people avoid talking about it
I am the man who holds the keysI sow the seeds, and I've got what you needI live in fire, I am discordI destroy, I am a demonWeight of the world, the price of a fighterWhere I decide when you'll make your standRise up! Resist and disorderRise up! Resist and disorderNowhere to run, it's all undoneEverything burns, everything burnsI'll watch you fall down, I'll drag you face downEverything burns, everything burnsBehind the veil is the machineIt steals your soul, devouring all your dreamsMy hand is firm upon the wheelI control, I am the demonPlaying the Cyberpunk update for Edgerunners 2, it's okay but it broke a bunch of mods which is annoying. Akimbo is cool
>>585202501>Kitasan not a top 3 front on the track she was released withJust say you don't play the game lil gwo
>>585202738i get that luna is the joke teller uma but marvy literally has a clown alt they coulda used for this bit
>>585202726>likeablenot very subtle. Both are dogshit with dogshit obsessive admirers
>>585202834>troona
>>585202726Lol
>>585202726stop talking about yourself in the 3rd person holy fucking cringe
poona
>>585202929*...
>>585199854I never got anything meaningful from free pulls so I'm just playing normally. When I say never it's truly never, best I got was 1LB Riko way back in Unity days, never got any 3* uma from free pullsCan't really complain because I have good luck in regular pulling, but free pulls are SHIT for me so I don't care for them anymore
>>585202785I'm talking about Haku data gwoski
>>585201832>missed a day
>back to thread celeb dramawe're so backi'll take this any day over /pol/shit
I got one of those Special Week ring-around-the-eye cards.
>>585201798PERVERT
So who will be her boyfriend? She's obviously accepting offers
>>585203178ive been called worse
>>585203225she's already taken which is why i'm not pursuing her
maaaiiiiiiii veeeeeeeec to reeeeeeeeee
>>585203134SameNever thought I would say this, but I missed them both
>she
>>585203225He already has a bf and he's not even from /vg/ you're all being played
>>585201798
>>585203458The daily schizo meltdowns say otherwise
>>585203458retard
>>585203458umama is dating someone from a /v/ club...
>>585203526The meltdowns over him are done here where he can't read them pay attention
>>585203523ill save that one for later
i think 4channel needs to enter maint again this thread sucks
i havent done a manual uma run ever since they added auto training guess my club
>>585203613Uhhh they mean he has no bf and is a loser. Try to keep up
>gives you prepared to pass for the 3rd time in a borrow runhow do I respond without sounding mad
>>5852036414
>>585203641sex with big horse
why are you guys so obsessed with what's likely a very ugly man pretending to be a girl
Plz don't kick me. I'm in the hospital. I'll be back in 3 days.
>>585203904its fun.
>>585203904Same reason I liked the chris chan docs. Lolcows are neat critters
>>585203904They are also obsessed with very ugly ningen hags pretending to be cute underage umas
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>585203904i'm bored
Thoughts?
>>585203904https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUfhVxP1-gA>>585204010this.
comfy hours in 51 minutes
3/4 of my tickets looked like this in damn near every race. The other tickets I just got simply outclassed I guess. Whatever man. Just get me out of this awful CM already and give me LoH already.
>>585204073We love Hags here.
>>585204010That is very silly because Chris Chan is a genuine freak who does all kinds of bizarre things whereas this Umama person does approximately nothing. It's just childish mythmaking and circlejerking
>>585204352Just win gwochacho
I went into this CM thinking I'll just throw my lates into the frayNow I'm making pace, late and end parents
>>585204439They are both trannies
>>585204172big sis got the MANT skirt :skull:
>>585204172cute oneesan
Do you guys consider b finals wins legit? not the same way a finals wins are, but they're respectable enough in their own way
>>585204439Umama told V he was going to /uma/Club which made V sperg. Almost all the seething about umama is V throwing a tantrum
>>585204172Eager for Anus forma Valentine next month.
>>585204439>genuine freak>literal chapters of meltdowns, erp, whining about their shitty life, parasocial relationships, antisocial behavior etcM’kay
>>585204439it's very silly indeed, this thread wants a lolcow so bad but umamers is just a cute boy who plays this videogames a lot (not very good at it (cute)) and has anxiety issues
>>585204589No plat = you lost
>>585204589sure, nothing matters its a gacha game anyways
>>585204596you are just making shit up now
>>585204172hot big sis that should rape me
>>585204787What am I making up?
>>585204707We alreadu have 2 lolcows
>>585204787That is literally what happened and what is happening
>>585203842Agemasen just feels like shit no matter what card it is.
>>585204589No plat = you're fat, ugly, stupid, an embarrassment to your club, and should uninstall
>>585204464I am so sick of seeing Almond Eye.
dacchis are the one defending umama in this thread btw if you think the sudden 2mama defense force is weird
>>58520384225% less duration than other speed golds and it's a sprint anyways you will get some carryover
>>585205059Honestly I'm glad she exists, was getting tired of Orfevre winning mediums for free
>>585203904Loneliness and wanting to be special to someone else
>>585204172She's really charming
>>585205238Hope Tact is as good as I'd actually fucking run her because I like her.
Good morning
>>585205439derb
https://x.com/KUZUMI777/status/2113099482355409347Cingray illustrator>This is Ryan's perspective on the last run, which couldn't be fully depicted in the main story! Ryan! Ryan!The rushed ending was in fact rushed
I knew Shiraoki would bless me for my diligence
>>585205435I want to believe Cyge is not that evil and they will give her a full late surger kit with an hybrid speed + accel unique. It would be the ultimate cucking if they made her trash. Still copeable with Pokke and Pink Donna inherits so it should be fine
>>585205439go to bed, villain.>>585205569how a big manga like this can end up with a rushed ending is beyond meyou'd think this shit is planned out for the most part, and time is given when possible or somethinggay things are gay
>>585205845sex with onee-san
dacchis UDF has been real quiet ever since they got exposed
>>585204589no?winning B is like winning bronze medal
>>585205845yeah I'm rolling vines for post chanmi sex, how can you tell?
STOP GIVING ME LEAP FORWARD. I NEED SPRINTING GEAR
>>585199986Literally, unironically, as a matter of fact; a horse built for me.Spiel Fair, the largest board gaming convention in the world, is starting in Essen, Germany, today. I'm flying there a bit later.
>>585205439
I see, then it is time you also laugh at open leaguers
>>585206148but I already do thatonly newfriends are allowed to play there
>>585206148We've been laughing at them since the first CM bwo...
>>585206148But we already do? Aside from newcuties anyway.
>>585204740>>585204764>>585205035>>585205968Damn... I can't imagine someone losing a B final then
>>585206148i laugh at anyone with less plats than me
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GONE FOR REAL THIS TIME
>>585204589Winning B Final is like failing to make the playoffs and some of your team's players win the Pro Bowl or some similar meaningless exhibition game. >>585206148Open League is the WNBA of Umamusume.
>>585206350someone chose the internet key maker from the jeets and got 4'd
>>585205569reminder it was supposed to be Makween RAPING oguri in his final race but they thought ryan would be strong enough and have no competitionfumble of the century.
Orenji
>>585206064There are multiple ways to obtain Sprint Racing Shoes, one of them is winning Sprint Races with your trainee during their career.
>>585205428why does she wear clothes like this? she's asking to be molested
>>585206656
I'm not even playing this game. I'm doing something else
>>585206738why does he wear clothes like this? he's asking to be molested
>My trainer is mentally ill
>>585206687Witty Falco post
RUINED
>>585207448Why did they write Teio name with an S
who the fuck are they
>>585207225***** and *....
>>585204589I wouldn't know, I never got sent to B finals
>>585207664
>>585207605The ones from the anime
Remember folks, bet on Yanko to better reimburse CyGames to improve chances of them investing in Global once more!
so did the downtime and flatlining kill the general completely
>>585207679Shut up saya
>>585207664No...
>>585208156its just me and you it seems
>>585206107what the fuck stay away from us
>>585208213i think there's more than just us at least...
>>585206107what is it with curvy chuddettes that are so attractive
>>585207664>777
>>585207195
behold, a true player of umamusume
>>585208461this picture gets funnier the longer you look at it
>>585208461
>>585208461this nigga has full TP!
>>585208461that's a mambwo...
>>585208461>>585208635literally who
>>585208461mambwo...
in the mood for some rooms for some reason721660537216605372166053
Did you guys hear that?
>>585208803no
What does sex with umas feels like?
>>585208930>Implying literally any woman is a domme or a topLmao
>>585208779You could say you're In High Spirits
>>585208779https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Va9QFJ07EydFP6dRSdEixGYI144373321443733214437332
>>585208968p[ainful
>>585208461Isn't there a way to dox someone via their team trials rank? I forget how though...
>>585208593>Full TP>Full RP>D3 TT rating>All speech bubbles are white>No daily shop>Shoe on race tab, which probably means uncollected TT rewardsI'm surprised there aren't like 30 presents in his mailbox. At least he claimed his tenner I guess.
>>585208930upvoted
>>585209106It's extremely unlikely for two people to have the exact same rating. In this case you also know the featured umamusume.
what would you do if uma EOS'd?
sprinters are the most docile umas they will let you prone bone them while chokeholding them
You guys are not seriously considering flatlining the next five days because of the free gacha right?What about your umas?
>>5852090616/9
Hey /uma/ recommend me horrorSLOP games to try on this spooky monthAvoid recommending corporate slop like silent hill or resident evil I ain't playing them
>>585209143>>585208593Just noticed>Career was barely even started and the TP has had time to refill
>>585209345I'd join again but it would be an exact repeat of the previous room
>>585209106youd need to know their club first, if they are even in one, because that's how dacchis have been doxxed here before. uma.moe doesnt allow for searching by team rating
>>585209316
kitasan should drain my balls everyday
>>585208930You can lewd Little Cocon but not Bitter Glasse?
>>585209316>>585209482so fucking ugly
>>585209545JUST LIKE YOUR HEART
>>585209061https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=q5j4leepsyLpbXPNC88SkSgs897756658977566589775665>>585209410dont get too cocky gwochachobut really that's fine by me since more unique rooms is better since this sim feature was created
>>585209545based
>>585208930So OOC it's not even funny
I like being in TamaLove
>>585209347Try MOLE if you don't mind retroslop style
>>585209316ingame half of a turn, bwoit's okay, take it as a recreation or rest turn
Umas that enjoy being put in a chokehold during sex?
>>585209695Based.
>>585209695why
>>585209641Oh no I didn't wanna imply that I'd win, I meant the lobby would be the same
>>585209641https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=g8p7jtZWiVTRC7bfu7G42D_0760314907603149076031490
>>585209765riceteioyou
>>585209737This? https://store.steampowered.com/app/4064510/MOLE/It's from the same studio as Mouthwashing so I will try it. I will try most games at least once except for triple A openworld slop.
>>585209901Evil Curren blocking Maya
>instafilled FUCK YOU
>>585209859oh right
gm
>>585209985YeahIt's short (4-5 hours) so you can probably finish it in a single evening
I want this.https://n.uguu.se/HrvZXuTp.jpg
>>585210046I'd instafill Teio if you know what I mean
>>585210143gm
don't the fillies
>>585209901https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=pz682jRD1oeE3CYYSxPEka6Z905391959053919590539195
>>585210143gm orenji bwo
>>585210173uoh
I got a copy of this in the pulls, someone said it was good for clanker runs, is it good at this level or would I need more
>>585209794because being a high earner stokes my ego
I just learned that japs eat raw horse meat......... Basashi......
>>585209347not horrorslop but there's this free mod for half life 2 called Entropy Zero 2. The half life recipe only calls for 1 level dedicated to horror, but I'm sure you'll find it nice to go on a campaign across the Artic Circle as a combine elite.
>>585210173is this new? what's his new account?
>>585210310This one here. https://x.com/QT_667767
>>585209695Danchou! Uwa!!!!!!!!!!
>>585210240https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19C089M1D8MEsQX6MJa0_bZk8bl7FORwER7pOsucWwNE/edit?gid=1962017660#gid=1962017660friend cards are alright even at low LBs
>>585210210https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=-m5vHWfpQM2yEnjqcoL-B025386740663867406638674066
>>585209695I like being in Mambo
>>585200326Could be worse.Could be the same league as someone from the /***/ club
>>585210473mambwo...
so when do we get to start complaining about cheer king halo raping every room like xogger and chocobon?
>>585210241bump danchou out of the top 3 then, that would be funny
>>585209765Teio's super into it. Its why she acts so bratty/
>>585210546Yeah?
>>585210412oh nice, I was looking for a tier/usefulness list but when I was trying all the ones seem very outdatedI'll just go through that list I guess to see what to replace here
>>585210143
>>585210450that king halo is scary as shit
>>585210450https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=3YVW3Va6dnK1Loqmz7VK1Jm2380182143801821438018214
>>585210332realistically speaking, trainer would get romantically involved with an equal/co-worker like aoi, tazuna, or light hello; not with his underaged trainee whom he holds a position of power over.
>>585210554No crying in the sprint casino
Mambro, Mambwo or Mambroski? Mambroskovich?
>>585210592God Teio is so erotic.
>>585210715Vega did her best...
>>585210554Run a rabbit
>>585210753thankfully umamusume isn't realistic and is a happy dreamy world
>>585210781I WILL COMPLAIN AND CRY ABOUT PDM
>>585210803Imagine putting her into a tight chokehold and railing her as she gasps for air and drools
>>585210715oops linked back to the wrong posthttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=HPNtNONxAzGUmz7REUAHcXFC7663493076634930766349306/9
>>585210554Backliners are once again better than paces/fronts? I'm SHOCKED
>>585210781this guy's king halo has won like every room so far THOUGH
>>585211047This.
>>585211156I wonder why
>>585210981Pdm isn't an issue anymore.The big killer is downhill mode. If you don't get a lucky downhill before the corners you're fucked
Don't fantasise about violent sex with Teio
>>585210554just buy more accels on your paces bwo
>>585210473cccccccccccringe
>>585211202so it's obviously not as random as it seems
>>585211156>>585210981NO CRYING
>>585211257She's just asking for it. Tries to wind me up, one day I'll snap.
>>585210981I haven't seen anyone PDM'ing outside of the very first 3 seconds.
>>585211257
i have not washed my ass in two weekswhich uma would rimjob me?
>>585211052https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=mmY68fKk9xFxGq45nnrneyGa610600926106009261060092only a few more since things seem to be slowing down
>>585211257she wants it bad tho.
I think I would win against Nishino Flower in a fist fight, I would knock her out with single haymaker
>>585211292MOMO A SHIT. She ruined the franchise and is responsible for the awful schedule. Momo is only good for her fertile and volupous body to make a family
>>585211408Teio
>>585210753umas are literally superhuman deities in that world
>>585211267
>>585211794How do you respond without sounding mad
Teio is a lewd brat
Tokai Teio (28)
One of the greatest characters ever created.
My gf got an insanely good loopa so I figured it was a hot period and threw and tenner at the banner. Turns out I was right. See you online tomorrow for shoe pvp mambodancho, this lucky trainer doesn't need to flatline anymore!
>>585211858Maya is a lewd brat.
>>585211838teio might not be an end closer but she makes me spurt straightaway
>>585211421https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=t8wu5mirTOzLij4JKVekpa7K7637574876375748763757481 more after this i think
>>585211881The vtuber you watch isn't your gf
HOLY FVARK WE'RE BACK
>>585210571Did it for at least the next 20 mins or so
>>585211794lmao
>>585211953https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=tuJGKRl_04LG4saq8d-QvKdH339314233393142333931423lastered
honeyade
i already masturbated stop posting lewd teios
>>585211794gg go next
>>585211794
fine I'll jerk it to Teio ass
teio is erotic until she opens her mouth and i hear her awful voice
>>585212248I wish teio was this clingy
>>585212334You were straight until you typed this turbohomo post
hanshin JF quests end in 10 hourszen-nippon quests end in 5 days
>>585212334That's why I plug it with my cock.
>>585212369Teio's small tits
>>585212334you are the /uma/ gay
>>585212334being extremely annoying is part of her appeal
>decide not to flatline>internet flatlines for youohnononono danchuds, flatliners won bigly
BROS!!We are alive!! Hi
>>585212334this so much thisi hate that stupid little shit voice, hachimi and nishishi have to be the most boner killer lines ever
why is /uma/ lusting over Teio so much as of late
>>585212176https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=cjKqwpzrTPoEWWeFw78GtDxLjob's finishedi wanted to remake king with wit sweep but i don't know if i can make her better than this already
why didn't you roll for cheer halo?
>>585212529I wish /uma/ lusted over Teio so much as of pace instead
>>585212529I gained some weight recently
hors
>>585212529I don't think anyone is lusting after Teio.
>>585212580
>>585212529it's just the typical troon agp post and the pace chasers following
>>585212595Funny eyesight these horses must have
>>585212565but she spooked me twice
>>585212505Teio doing lewd poses is getting my cock hard???
>>585212529my eyes were opened recently
>>585212529flatlining does that
>>585212565I'll ticket her next anni. I wish I had the funds back then. Luv me sweaty kingu
>>585212704She's just stretching?
>>585212606Pink is better
>>585212529i gained 300lbs and suddenly teio became very sexy to me
teio sexsex with teio
>bro dont roll paid scamcha banner >nah bro i will be fine>got dupe of winter biwa and el condor pasa fantasy (not dupe)>dupe of Ayabe on second bannerThis is fucking insane
>>585211881FUCK you nigger piece of shit "oh my girlfriend" this "oh my girlfriend" that DOES IT PLEASE YOU TO RUB YOUR HAPPINESS IN OUR FACES??? IS IT HUMOROUS??? THAT THE MAJORITY OF THE PEOPLE HERE ARE GOING TO DIE ALONE & YOU HAVE TO REMIND US OF THAT JUST TO HAVE A CHEEKY GIGGLE?Doing this here of all placesSick
>>585212796she knows what shes doing
Have sex with umas
>investing in sprint uma
>>585212960only if they have big breasts
I spent a cheeky tenner on the Kitapits banner and got nothing. I'll have to wait until the free rolls are in, I suppose.
Koi wa dahby!!!
>>585212560thanks for hosting, you should still try to make a stronger kingu just for funsies
>>585212881the secret to scamcha is to get fucked over on one and learn your lesson to never again.
>>585212918
>>5852118813 kingu? lucky guy
>>585212796>>585212505She's doing it not to stretch, but to get men's cocks hard.Standing splits is designed to create hard cocks, she could easily stretch herself on the floor.
i'd stretch out her BERGYNA
>>585212918even though this is bait, always amazes me anyone could believe ppl posting here have significant others
Okay, that's enough Teio propaganda.
>>585212881I only rolled on the bracket 2 uma banner. I had a 20% chance to get a dupe with the guaranteed 3* uma. I got one, which was Festa not a dupe
I have a crush on 3 different /uma/ posters
>>585213037the ~34% sprint s chance makes me want to kms so im going to try to improve the others first since ive seen some decent builds out there
>>585213229Do you think that lowly of us...
>>585211494Bold of you to assume that I ever thought about her beyond her body
Okay so what am I supposed to do for the next 4 days? Jerk off and post cum tributes on /uma/?
>>585213327no you dont
>>585213132Teio stretching naked
>>585213368yea that would be horrible haha dont do that
>>585213132Wtf?
umasumi losers, schizos, and friends.
>>585213368>4 days2. 6pm EST on the 24th is when free pulls swap
Teio's sweaty umanko's smell spreading through the room!
>>585213529umasumi weird creature
Symboli Derb E
>>585213529don't wake up, furfaggot
This T*io lewding is getting excessive.
>>585213529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDwZyWddCiIwhy does this go so hard
>>585213626that's the small size in america
i'm not the only one flatlining right?
>>585213132Teio standing splits
>>585213585>>585213638
wahey
>>585212529it's because Teio is so sexy
If i will skip two days of uma to get kita pullsI will get 30 pulls when i log in?
>>585213643MMMAAAAMMBOOOOOO
>>585213842no, it was the 5 days or nothing
>>585213802go to work wagie. gn
>>585213529>>585213770fusu
Teio pose
>>585213340yes, have you seen how awful this threads are sometimes?
>>585212529I'm a fat balding ojiisan, Teio is the ideal body type for my cock
stop thisteio is not sexy
>>585213529why did you separate friends from losers and schizos? we can still be friends...
>>585212529the lust roulette deemed it so
>>585214172counterpoint: if not sexy why am i hard
continueteio is sexy
We should stop...
This body type isn't sexy
Teio is a cute type uma, not an erotic uma
>>585213938goodnighto
I just got my first S+ bros... making the big leagues.. it was with Teio
>>585214574hooray-o
>>585214574Teio...
all this teioposting reminded me of that one time I teioposted in another thread last year showing the cleanest part of my room and anons didn't like it :(looked for a minute in the archive and found the pic, it wasn't that bad, right?
>>585214943
>>585214943You're a grot.
I want to eat out Teio's umanko through white tights
>>585214943nigga
>>585214943>chrome
>>585214943stop smoking in front of your pc
>>585214943there's a good chance mold is mixed in with the dust here, btw
>>585214943it's fine just clean your teio
>>585213539in the example for scout stock it actually says its daily reset even tho i think it was 6pm est on these types of things in the past.
>>585214943All of that stuff? Its not dust, its dessicated flakes of years old dried cum
>4k SP including hints>stats that would make a buhi jealous>all the good skills>no sprint SI actually have a headache right now. Holy fuck.
>>585215131FirefoxGOD
>>585215209Just pretend nobody ever hits the top speed and make sure to never open hakuraku rooms
I'm a juvenile filly. Trainer for me?
>>585215209and its worse too because sprint S is actually relevant this time around since there are so many accelerations and top speed comes at a premium
>>585215206>years oldduring that time I cleaned every 2 months tyvm
>>585212565cause gaylo's career is shit and I will roll for ruby instead
>>585199854Skipping, fuck pulling for cards
>>585215143MENOLD?!
>>585215294that one guy from uma&co
>>585215228lewd white woman
Just so you guys know, Teio is underaged. You do know that right? It's illegal to post those images.
>>585214943My room´s worse my ceiling´s plaster keeps falling the walls are moldy and the ceiling light gave up>post itWhat next, ask me to stop flatlining? Get real
forever young is a fake gyaru
>>585215864juvenile filly...
>>585215884I clean my room more often now so maybe if you post yours you will get the motivation to get your mold situation solved as well.
>>585215941id still let her stack donuts on it tho
>>585216203>donuts>plural/uma/ posters could barely fit 1 donut there
So my plan is, play this day to the full, give danchod tons of fans and when flatline for two days, to get more Dia rolls
>>585216369if you didn't flatline at the start then it doesn't work
>>585215657
>>585216415Wat? Are you sure? What about 60/40 plan?
>Both inspirations fail to give me sprint sparks>At the TSS with 389 stamina>Fuck it we ball, no skills>This happensThis game has a cruel sense of humor
>>585213229But me and my wife both play uma...
>>585216369If you already saw the 10 free pulls on scout gate it's over.
>contemplating suicide alone in my room after failing a triple rainbow training with a 2% failure chancegive me a reason to not end it all
>>585216772Shinko Windy
>>585216772you can fail your suicide with a 98% success rate and end up both alive and unable to play uma again lol
>>585216760>>585216415Damn i read it, it's true.... rip
>>585216772bbq burgers
>>585216772Dancho will be sad
>>585216510That works, just don't log in after the daily reset on the 5th day
>>585216772Depends who you are
>>585216873Mambwo...
>>585217003>alarm in 8hrsive been there bwo
>>585199854I decided what 40/60 is a plan with minimal cons and most pros overall, as I have 155k carats, I'm not so desperate for ~3-4k more, so that also was part of equation on my side.
>>585216934Pls bro explain me in details it's very important i dont want to fuck it up
sorry for queuing at this time
>>585199854Nyo. I dont care about these 2 banners and I cant let my mambros down.
>>585217126on the day that the pulls swap from cards to umas you have to pull for umasno idea if you have to wait or if you can log in but if you log in before that you´ll retard mode the card pulls then wonder where your horsewife pulls went to so uhhh don´t bother logging in???
>>585217126You get the free 10 pulls every daily reset, on the 5th day don't login after the daily reset until the banner reset time. After banner reset your Support card pulls should be converted to Kita pulls
>>585217243>>585217325Ok bwos, i wont login till banner resets on 25th
Not sure if I would keep rolling Taishin for one with double sprint or try to make Cheer King Halo instead (need to make new parent)
>>585217614Forehead kisses.
Not only are they not logging in for 5 days, they're STILL posting on /uma/actual slaves
What we thinking about this cutie? Is she good as late? Looks cool
morbidly obeseslug-infesteddustymoldyporn-addictedchildren abusers
How many hours until I can play again
>>585217739uhmmm bwo?? we've been playing since reset
>>585217726need a teiobro bf so bad
>>585217709Nope, she's literally one of the worst umas, sadly
>>585217709OG El's design is so strong that anything else she could get is an automatic step down.
>>585217709Derby uma before they started making derby umas
>>585217709by the time lates are good she gets mogged by newer characters. she is cute tho.
It's the current year, /uma/.
>>585217849Bro? Wtf... so i got Biwa Christmas and Her back to back and they both worst umas in the game?
All the chumps missing on free log in carats...
>>585217709excellent looping parent but otherwise kinda shit
i want to masturbate to umas
>>585217915ask me again during grand masters...
>>585218094you missed the goon sesh
>>585218195Mackween wouldn't act like this.
>>585218235not with you
What are King Halo fans like?
>>585218276they really like that one king halo ntr doujin
I was promised a Spe cum tribute 3 days ago
>>585218276At least one of them is cat-eyed.
>>585218276I love sweaty Kingu and her outfits reeinforce that
>>585216772Give me a reason why you shouldn't do it
>>585218258I'm McQueen's torena
We fucked
Spe fansSky fansGrass fansEl fansKing fansYou are forced to keep one of these in /Uma/.
>>585217709Feat is a weak mile accel that got mogged by better backliner accels and as far as I know, still hasn't gotten updated on JP server and I never felt Rising Dragon is consistent enough to feel like it's worth investing into. Her accel is, in theory, a "better" Ryan accel because you don't need to be exactly sixth for it, but you need an overtake target which may not always be consistent and it's ANY final corner, which may not always include the start of late race where you want it.I wanted to like her, but I found her no bueno still hot though, ay carumba
>>585218438@bourbok remove the ugly ass watermark
>>585218460>>585217997>>585217913Damn i'm sad, i liked her design and she's late
>>585218668you can play regular pasa and change her outfit
The El alt should have looked more like Kotul Khan from mortal kombat, barely clothed with an eagle feath cap
>>585218668You can still use her.
>>585199854Imagine skipping a banner this generous.I will be skipping day 5 though because banner reset is after I start work and it's easy enough to not do my dailies in the morning.
>>585218728That's a pretty good idea
the better make el's final alt good when they release it in 4 years
Cant wait to not play EL for like 18 months once her speed ssr releases
Dirt
>>585219029A cute
my favorite umamusume crier is the one of neo universe and the ayy lmao
>>585219179
>>585219198Never wins.
>>585219195my dick is bigger than that
>>585217924XBiwa is good compared to El's alt at least
choose one and only 1
>>5852192022 more weeks(!)
You buyin' /uma/?
I don't like Gentildonna.
my dick? biggermy plats? abundantmy sex? sigma
>>585218792>this generous.I got nothing. Fuck off except few sr dupes I already mlbed.
>>585212918Majority of people here deserve it, so that's a good thing, no?
Feeding Doto
>>585218792Nice, 2 cards you'll never use on a cm ace run at lb0
I don't like Doto.
>>585219370Sweepy ofc
When do the free pulls transfer again? UTC only, please.
>>585219451Allen will
>>585219852When new banner appear in your timezone bro
>>585219370Rice makes the cutest witch
>>585219831many are saying this
>>585219827>lb0Spe is not marked as new. LB1!
>Retards wasting their yearly luck on dogshit ass banner for lb0 useless supports instead of mejiro wit
>>5852198520700 JST
>>585220152If it's not MLB it's lb0
>>585219370Black looks good on Rice
>>585220241>picrelatedSadly, she can't see the irony, but probably felt it in her gut
>>585219370I CHOOSE RAPTURE
>>585215190there's no downside in waiting, I can still get 10M fans in a day from that time.
So the reason why pace chasers become good next year is because El speed SSR gives pace accel+2sp and Tach speed also gives +2sp so just the 2 core pace cards already give you 4sp? A late run Pasa/Tach/+1sp speed must give you like 100sp in a single turn
>>585220428>seeking the uggo
>>585220479>anon the faggot
>>585220452But you are still gonna lose to latechads cause el card skill works for them too
>>585220452>next yearGentildonna doesn't come out until December, bwo. Paces are still bad until they get umas that can actually use their good skills. Helios is usable when front accels are worse than pace accels.
>>585220452No they still struggle in the accel department. They dint get really good until 2028 and beyond when the great pace shilling starts
I will continue to gamble with my lates
>>585220904The correct answer is Wife Motion btw and it's not particularly close either
>GameTora is now all client side JavaScript slowly loading sections on demandfuck I hate webshits
did you guys miss me
It's time
>>585220984
>>585221067Germany is quite nice actually
>>585221147nice tits
>>585221147fix the fence
Flash und ihr Arsch...
>>585220904Rice is the correct choice here
>>585220684she saw a mirror to see how ugly she is?
https://www.switch-media-jp.com/umawalk
>>585220994I don't know who you are
>>585221464All in on Lucky Clover
nutted so many times inside kitasan that you could call her kitasan white now hehehe
>>585220994Why are you british?
Are we getting free rolls on Kitasan Sex?
Kitachan needs to breastfeed me (45M)
>>585221745no, we're getting free sex with dia
Shame I don't own Curren Chan for her CM
>>585221779Cute ningen
Good morning bros I missed you so much
I'm beating final bosses with double dom Haru Urarahttps://gofile.io/d/P8NShlGWwhen is catbox coming back
>>585221807This is the Bakushin cm actually
no one here missed you tho
>>585221840ebayan...
Im going to drink a monster, order fast food and goon for 3h to Gentildonna and Daiwa when I get off work
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fuck. I logged in and screwed my kitasan freebies
>>585221863No it isn't
>>585222001why do we say "get off" work but not "get on" work
>>585206350
>>585222001based cow enjoyer
Please log in and run some fans for your club
they should've finished the job this time.
Hishi Amazon squatting reverse cowgirl submit post
Have you seen? Cutejiro Ryan manga
>>585222108Cause I don't want to work.
>>585222343i already made 180m this month fuck off
Hishi Mamazonsubmit post
>>585222492Jobbed to the fuarking idol uma
>>585222407Sex with brown could fix me
>>585222553what is 40w?
>>58522267340 watermelon
I want to make love with urara (grown up)
just cummed loads to jordan and now my entire spine hurts, why is that?
>>58522267340 won on wons with hishi
>>585222819you have the retard
>>58522267340 whiteIts the number of loads I dumped inside her to make the white baby she is carrying
>>585222819Were you jerking off while sitting on your bed or something?
Henceforth we hate every American Uma
me....ow!
>>585221832Good morning cutie
>>585223010I will always have a warm burger in my heart for El and Taiki and Grass and Amazon and Bono
>>585223010>now
>>585223084no reason bros....
Sakura Chiyono barely had any impact in Oguri's journey
>human rights next month>don't have a rainbow shard readyit's so owarover
I know you guys are bored so can you guys answer me what you guys would choose in this image?
i missed u guys
>>585223180she's the DAHBY horse for their LE WHAT IF race
>>585223061
>just ate 2 full sized carrots and got stuffed so bad I skipped dinnerThey always make carrots in Uma Musume seem lavish and exotic but do horses really eat carrots in the wild? Did the horses based on Uma Musume eat carrots? I've seen photos of them eating hay or grass but never a carrot.
Not to get political but I think american umas owe me sex
>>585223206BDon't care about the money 2bh
>>585223197I have two!
>>585223291how do you think carrots grow anondo you think horses dig for them
>>585223206I kill them. Fear not the xenos
>>585223206grab both boxes and start beating him
>>585223291Ebayan is a carrot fiend apparentlyIdk if they give carrots regularly to the racing honses but I think a lot of the retirement farms offer carrots to visitors as a treat you can feed to the horsesMy guess is they use it as a behavioural reinforcement tool when horses do good, but not a major dietary staple
>>585223206Shit in the open box
>>585222938>he thinks he can beat uma genesbwo...
>>585223206>>585223206why would he reveal the twist to meeither way i was going to pick B raw
It's almost our second year into global. It's a weird feeling
sex with my gaudy chud son
>>585223641
>>585223206Obviously B, $1000 might as well be nothing but with a million I probably can become a NEET starting today.
I got halloween doto and summer mcqueen. not bad not bad
>>585223394I never said that, they can just bite the carrots off the tree branch or vine or whatever>>585223442Carrots, apples and stuff as treats and rewards makes a lot of sense. Much healthier than the ultra processed crap we reward dogs and cats with.
Bourbon and Machan both have innate GW so it's good enoughTime for aces
>>585223781>tree branch or vine or whatever...anon?
>>585223641quite a big fan of this nigga.
How come Doto OG unique never was treated good even when she gives 0.1 accel on inherit, but now HARIKITE IKOU, the uma, that gives only 0.05 accel is so cool and wholesome and must have as a parent >activation is better It suits less than half of the races. And then half of those are too late in in the late race >more speed You never carried for it, only for accel. Is this a mass gaslight? Propaganda?
>>585223781carrots are root vegetables bwo
>>585223906yeah skip skip skip
>>585223906Kitasan gives you CURRENT speed, which is basically extra accel.
>>585223906current speed is kind of a big deal
Need Rula on my face
nobody talks about curren speed THOUGH
>>585223967>extra accelCurrent speed is instant accel if it procs early, it becomes instant target speed if it procs late. It's really never bad.
nice on my nature
>>585224124
>>585223967We literally already have this And she would benefit as parent more because you can also loop homestretch Meanwhile Kitasan all front skills
>>585224281Kitasan's is instant if you are in the top 3>Meanwhile Kitasan all front skillsEveryone will use fronts
>>585224124my dick is bigger than that
>>585201679>Get Kita in first 50 pulls>If I didn't flatline, my first 50 pulls would have been support cards and I wouldn't have Kita.Sounds good to me
>>585224281And backliners already use it
>>585224324If her conditions are met, and not many races give you that. As I said, in half of those you would lose accel. Only current speed. But then it's the same as having chud inherit. What's the difference? >Everyone will use frontsFuck fronts I don't use that
>>585224281I will use both NYKita and Spe as my parents for ZRR
>>585223906Doto is also an affinity brick
what if i used kitasan PACE DANCHODE ONE WILL EVER KNOW
>>585224497If you use pace you can use it too if there's no fronts in the lobby
it would be cool to have sex with umamusumes
>>585224896It would be warm actually
train your assistant directors
>>585224931i wouldn't know
>>585224826>Doto is also an affinity brick>Mile F dirt EUsing 9* mile 9* dirt parents gets you on Mile C Dirt B, and she doesnt have any repeating races or conflicts other than Teio Sho, so she can run 24 G1 and win consistentlyThe fuck are you on about
orange wife
>>585225113can I see your looped 9 dirt ggp?
>>585224826Actually she bricks me up just fine
What I want is curren speed
>>585225181>baiting anons to login very evil copa
>>585225216woah, same
>>585225181Its 8* actually, which has the same effect as a 9* one, realistically 7-9* do the same for loopingAnd no, you cant see it because Im at work and I uninstalled uma from my phone to avoid opening it during flatline YOU FUCKING EVIL CUNT
>>585224885And I bet there will be a lot of fronts as usual, or at least 3So Kitasan feels useless to me unless I don't see the big picture
I will just borrow kitasan
Is it wrong for me to want to rape an intoxicated Light Hello?
>>585225324but we all get her for free
>>585224826>affinity brickThis is no longer true for any uma since the affinity rework and clanker magic.
I will just train my uma to go faster
>>585225306The flatlining excuse is good, I'll let you off the hook this time.
Hello /uma/ I can now share this cute Kris I saw yesterday
>>585225323Xoguri is still the meta for the next medium CM, Kitasan is only good as an ace if you are in a front heavy lobby
>>585225409cute! saved!
We need to come up with better gaslights to get people to log in
>>585225409very cute indeed
>>585225409Also this one>>585225492cute!
I'm horny again...
>>585225510yee
>>585225468Just start another Officer's Cup
>>585206350I hoped you guys were gone for real this time
oh boy yet another 2* sprint 2* stamfuck you now that I actually need speed sparks they just don't exist
>>585225804What the fuck do you need speed sparks for? You think the extra 20 effective speed will matter when the 1500 speed uma that hits more accels than you will win?
>>585225863because I'm that 1500 speed uma with more accels than you that wants to hit 1600 speed
>>585225896If you dont manage to cap with 3 speed then the run wasnt good enough anyway
>>585225961you don't get the most accels by running 3 speed brochacho
>>585214943It's anons like you that remind me that it can always get worse
>>585225424Yes I knowAnd I still see no reason why I should care for Kitasan.I'm saying this as one of the people who doesn't login right now to get 100 rolls but I am tempted to because I see really 0 reason behind it now. And I'm bored.Basically I'm trying to gaslight myself
>>585225996leap forward is enough bwo
>>585226048my dick is that size
>>585226083that sounds like not having the most accels
>>585226057If you hate fronts so much why are you willing to roll for a front parent/ace?
>>585226048
>>585226048I would never waste my seed like that. Cow wife nr.1 gets all of it inside her umanko
good morningfeel like gauging how many are active rn so here are 5 rooms might also be an excuse to get out of bed4897062255501350438681248204851689471924please only join 1
>>585226124
>>585226161I want to lick that tummyNot logging in right now though sorry....
>>585226056Much much worse, that pic was a funny thing a couple of years already working into bettering myself.
>>585226123Because she was sold to me as a good pace parent here. Is it not so? I would run her once to make a TT uma at best.
>2mama lobbyskip
>>585226303She becomes good as a pace parent once fronts stop being common in medium around 4th anni. Otherwise she's a front parent
>>585226303>good pace parent maybe lucky pace parent rofl
>>585226303>good pace parent herewhy do you retards only read one thing, and not the other. the only context where kitasan is a good pace parent is once fronts are dead
Just get nyOpera as a pace parent or good ol'Ogurin
Speaking of parentsI wanna make a boyuma into a parent
>>585226242sex with kakehashi-kun
>>5852264820.15 current speed entering late-race>0.25 last spurt target speed
>>585226242>>585226124
I can't believe that I've fapped to Fuku.
>>585226689Why would you do that?
right or left hand fap?
>>585226523Only if your accelerations require you to overtake or have an overtake target
>>585226663
>>585226689I believe you
>>585226818Nah
>>585226804left hand
>>585226804Both hands, experiment a little
This bread is getting freaky
>>5852270307 and the thread gets freakier4 and every ERPer here gets permanent ed
>>585226804Right
>>585226348>>585226351>>585226393Alright then do I just login? I don't need all free rolls on kitasanIs it possible to get 10/90 or 20/80? I want to pick up shard.
I cant believe the succubus won against Ace and Mr. Cheeseburgers (and bubblegum fellow)
>>585227159No it's 100 or 50/50
>>585227159No, you lose any rolls you didn't do
>>585226161I thought you meant only join 1 uma...
existing sucks
>>585227159Yeah, you can login now to try to get the shard now and use the stored rolls so far in the Kita banner later on.
I dont like accel gaming and I think its bad game design
I love Fuku
>>585227404>>585227404>>585227404
>>585199854I'll probably go for the 40/60
>>585227159>Alright then do I just login? If you login now you have 20 rolls stored up on the supoka banner that you can't transfer to the uma banner and have to use on the sweepy banner.
>>58522267340weeks
I'm reading in uni before class, hope none of you will post anything weird hahaha
>>585230898why are you in the old thread
