>Upcoming Expansion: Evercoldhttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/evercold/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99uyS9WCV38>Fall Guys Event (Oct 7th - Oct 27th)https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/fallguys/>All Saints' Wake (Oct 15th - Nov 2nd)https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2026/All_Saints_Wake/tfrx2rkv52>Resourceshttps://rentry.org/xivgresourceshttps://rentry.org/syncshells>Meetups• October 21, 9:00 PM EST | Primal, Famfrit, Lavender Beds W15 P20 | Spooky Club: Change of plans cytu be /LittleSpooky• October 22, 9:00 PM EST | Dynamis, Marilith, Empyreum W30 P42 | Kone-Kai Yamato Meet >>585036202 • October 23, 8:00 PM EST | Crystal, Diabolos, Shirogane W25 P49 | Simpsons Halloween Special >>584100792• October 24, 6:00 PM PST | Crystal, Balmung, Wolfs Den | Yearly Halloween Theme CC Meet >>584290410• October 31, 5:30 PM EST | Crystal, Balmung, Shirogane W24 P07 | Vampire Halloween Meetup >>583536958• October 30th, 10:00 PM EDT | Materia, Ravana, Solution 9 Residential Radius 9-11 | FINAL FANTASY XIV Fan Festival 2026 Japan Meet-up>Previous>>585188609
>>585199856me otl
catgirls!
This femra had just made some new friends and was hoping to play with them tonight..
Post your lodestone. No cheating
>>585199928gorilla grip bussy...
My sunnie is like this
Peeing IN all the sunnies
In this thread we will not yearnbait the tranny faggot femras
>>585200050my male character is gonna tap her
Glub
>>585199987I logged out as a Botanist not knowing what the fuck was gonna happen tomorrow morning
I want you to notice I want you to miss me
>>585199969Meowgirls!>>585200050I love sunnies
me femra makes lewds exclusively for THAT male character to goon to
my femra on the
>>585199987
>>585200223Glub this *unzips*
>>585200240i miss you zenos.... so much bro
>>585200105BasedCatgirl owned threadConfederate the moonies and sunnies to present a united front and push the femra out for now
But for real should you reset/change your password after this php situation
>>585200296Me femra on the...
>>585199987Right after eating shit on UWU
You used to call me your wife...
lol
>>585200365Do you even know what php is and what happened, Otis..?
>>585199987i don't like this glam... i was fixing it before my game crashed...
At least I got to see a guy set himself on fire today.
>>585200250sexo cat
>>585200375>>585200296>can’t remember what tails they haveSis..
You used to call me your friendwife...
Stop fucking vagueposting and tell me why I can't log in. What the fuck is PHP? Which job is that? The new one they added with the island thing?
>>585200491...
Need a stacked shtola bimbo lookalike sunnie to have fun with
>>585200461What?
hoi hoi!
>>585200445we're gonna be locked out for a while huh...
MY SUNNIE+ IS SUPER HORNY BRING BACK THE SERVERS
>>585200250Pumping
>>585200362>push the femra outOr you could push it into the femra instead...
>>585200514Ah, PHP. The Phantom.. P... Peni.. No, ah, ph... phantom p... oh forget it.
>>585200554Some inde dev set himself on fire on stream after being diagnosed with cancer.
>>585199987I have like 3 outfits on my main so I'll post an alt this time
>>585200250
>>585200250My sunnie also love sunnies
>>585200668I feel like there were better ways to go about that.
>>585200250WHERE ARE THE LEWD BITS
>>585200514That mod looks familiar.
>>585200685>>585200452>>585200387>>585200320>all ugly transbians???
>>585199987>>585200514https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-21-5PHP, the back end software that runs a massive chunk of web services on the internets had a huge vulnerability leak before the patch to fix it came out.A large amount of websites/services went down last night/today as a safety/security measure until they can get patched.The patch was released today to fix it, however...>It is only for the most recent-ish versions of PHP. Servers running really old versions are fucked until 3rd party vendors make custom patches or until they upgrade to modern shit.>Current rumor going around is that the patch still only semi-fixes it, so some services are still waiting for more info before coming up for safety.>>585200701>>585200689>>585200643<3>>585200750This is a blue board, silly anon.
now I will post my character as I wont be clocked as an ugly transbian
>>585200668>>585200745Given he dressed as a woman during it I think it wasn't the cancer that set him off.
I want to personally apologize to everyone who missed out on the mahjong tournament because 4chan was down, and I didn't facilitate everything correctly. Next week we will try again next week.
>>585200792I'm a GAM thank you
>>585200789I need that femezen BBC in me right now
My moonie is like this
>>585200902I need that femezen BBC in me right now
>>585200902Do you bounce on it
Even Aether is dead. The console chads aren't saving the game right now either. I hope they can fix things soon :(
>>585200792I just like looking at and playing dress up with a cute character.
>>585200452>>585200902 hooollyyyy cute!!
>>585199987>>585200851You forget that 8 Root certificates issued by an Indian CA were also found to be compromised, one of which had the value of "4".
something tells me the housing market is divided
It seems like today, that all you see, is violence and movies and femezen BBC
>>585200851FUUUARRRRK
>>585201048SIS NOSHE HAS A COCK
this shitty ass game is fucking unplayable again. and they won't even give us extra subscription time to compensate for the downtime because the japaniggers are dumbass. even my cs2 cheat gives me extra time after updates but not this tiny multimillionaire indie company from nippigland
>>585201050That also happened today, and is kind of hilarious and fucked at the same time, but isn't related to the PHP stuff at all (and doesn't affect XIV). Just coincidentally happened the same day.
>>585199987I'm not going to out myself as someone pathetic enough to look at the thread while the game is down but just know I am in fact pathetic enough to look at the thread while the game is down.
>>585200792my bad
>>585201029Why doesn't this cat post anymore? I liked her cute dumb face.
>>585201129I didn't say it was related, I was highlighting that it is another issue that SE has to solve on their servers too
>>585201160Because they are actual insanely schizo
>>585201110kys
>>585200614I wanna fluff your sunnie's tail...
>not a single lalafell lodestone posted yetremarkable, honestly respectable too. good to see theres at least one sane group
>>585201110calm down anon, you'll live without your 50 cents.
what should I goon too?
>>585199987ran out of blood vials again award
>>585199987Yeah sure
i hid the lodestone
>>585201305>pausing housing demolition timer>50 centslolit's going to be a week+
>>585199969>>585199987Okay, now what.
>>585201036do you consider mating press bouncing on it?>>585201048*gulp*>>585201104you know too much>>585201010wtheck
>>585201291you just had to goad them
>>585200252god bless stellar blade players that post their pictures so random people online can do this
>>585201305but SE won't?
TAIL ENTWINING IS GOOD ACTUALLY
>>585201159whose huzz is this
>>585201085But where are those good old-fashioned ebinsOn which we used to rely?
>>585201354based
>>585201354Need a greased up GANcess like this to bounce on it jackhammer style
>>585199987I'll still eat you.
>>585201104
>>585201291you fucking jinxed it man.
>>585201228>A person who does not interact with /xivg/ in game at all and just posts dumb meme pictures in here is an insane schizoSure anon, are you going to post proof?
>>585201075The auto-demo timer should always be on and it should be shortened. Also SE should evict all of the sub barons and grandfathered in groups owning hundreds of plots. Plots being vacated should be normal, turnover should be a natural thing.Submarines should be retooled as well.
>Flying around leveling new job>random whisper>would you like to join an FC>ignore>walking through Gridania>another whisper>Join our FCI'm sure it's a terrible idea to join a random FC with people I've never interacted withBut why are people so hell bent on getting sprouts to join their FCs?
>>585201385>>585201472i apologize for having hope
kek what is going on here
>>585199987Caught me with my helmet off...
Need a dainty GANcess that has never know true struggle to bounce up and down on it with grace
>>585199987Good thing I put on my usual duds before I left.
>>585201354replying to the diddy oil anchor
>>585201509Outside of the general desire to say they run/are a part of a giant FC, everyone in the FC automatically generates credits to fuel subs and/or sell for gil.
>>585201480Rum has been around since at least Heavensward and is the one behind the vast majority of the data aggregation posts, uncluging the ebinpickers and stock website
>>585201592bro wtf
>>585201110You remind me of this twitter post talking about brown people and Japanhttps://x.com/hdynamiterider/status/2046292042066890757?s=20
>>585201253you can fluff something else with your mouth...
>>585201494actually fucking insane that they never forced those people pick a single plot to own.
>>585201509That's why I made my own solo FC. I don't even have a house for it, I just like the peace and quiet.
>>585201509Some are genuinely offering help, most are the "Friend collector" type who are trying to membermaxx by mass inviting. My alt gets an invite every single day when I walk through town, sometimes even if I afk in an inn.
>>585201403be not afraid
>>585200789Some things never go out of style I guess.>>585200851Trying to understand this and failing. Isn't this just for websites? The game shouldn't be effected by it why are they so scared?
>>585201354I replied to the lodestone post
>>585201591omgs/glomp /mwah /mwah /mwah /mmmmwah
>>585201509Back before I joined my friends shell FC I got hit with a tell legitimately one second after logging in.
So should I not log out tonight?
>>585201494>The auto-demo timer should always be on and it should be shortenedNo.>Also SE should evict all of the sub barons and grandfathered in groups owning hundreds of plots.Yes>Plots being vacated should be normal, turnover should be a natural thing.No>Submarines should be retooled as well.Yes
>>585201326>>585201345ive deployed the lala-seeking missiles. they are en route
>>585199987https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOhYM16kmBA
>>585201686i'd smack dem cheeks like a bongo drum no bap
>>585201742Don't worry I have a malezen too
>>585201626What bro
>>585201686moth girls when
>>585201607>>585201354>>585201708
>>585201494>should be shortenedretard take>evict all of the sub barons and grandfatheredno they will never ungrandfather the 2-3 people who had multiple plots before the change and have already said thatalthough the ones doing it now with the FC workarounds should be banned, it'd free up dozens of wards. someone on my server has 8 accounts with mediums on every character for subs, shit's crazy.
>>585200815need a fiddie like this
>>585201707PHP is used for a lot of internet services outside of just websites.In this case, SE's login server for the game uses a PHP backend, so they took it down before it could get hacked.
>>585199987Ok.
>>585201807nothing bro, im rooting for you
>>585201812he's turning into a JUSTICE album cover
>>585201807the thumbnail made me think this was a meteion cosplay for a moment
>>585201494I’ve had my 8 mung personals since housing came out, keep crying houselet.
>>585201686Breed, plap, sexo
>>585201037I just realized I fucked everything up by bouncing classes and have to go back and mainline scholar and white mage doing content you don't want to touch to get back to at least 80 but ultimately 100 before ever clear. My only tank is DRK and I unlocked AST ASAP I fucking wanted to learn the sage, but I have to go back and do all this bull shit, like im doing level 50+ bullshit on scholar but haven't even unlocked lustrate or that aoe shield move and not even having fun with it just dps as much as possible and remember those moves cost dps anyway so fuck even unlocking them.
>>585201807GOD I NEED A BLACK FAGWIFE
>>585201469still pondering being a elfoid tho
>not a sengle femlala lodestone yetcurious, is it not?
>>585201807You look like Arsenio Hall and Whoopi Goldberg's love child who turned out to be a sissy with them long as spider monkey fingers
>>585202035you're blind
>>585201676They aren't trying to collect friends just for bigger numbers, they specifically want more people especially sprouts leveling because whenever they do shit with the msq or do grand company turn ins it gives the FC credits so they can fund their subs while giving none back to new players since they don't know what those are
>>585201707nta but it's all web servicesthat's your login servers, and everything else behind the curtain that needs to communicate
>>585201992Nobody unironically says this
>>585201805Deploying the malezen-seeking missile
>>585202035>sengle
>>585202106You can be my Cleopatra babe
>>585202003do what you like anon. the character's very cute but i'm just not into fu on f.
>>585201383will she impregnate my miera
>>585201965gay sex with this hroth
>>585202065youre right i am, i instinctively hide them mentally
>>585202176cleopatra was greek
>>585202035Look harder saar
>>585202095nigga go to sleep
>>585201707Adding to this, the flaw was so critical any numbnut with a script could do it apparently. It was for the best they cut it off before someone tried something.
>>585202176...shut up
Literally hope every single one of you who does this faggot lodestone shit gets into a car accident and I mean it.
> you don't care about them as a person except for the fact that they're blacksigh...
>>585202095petting this froth
>>585201840Why don't we have more thighlanders like this?
>>585201592Shant be posting my femra lodestone now
>>585202071That really doesn't matter anon, that one FC can only run 4 subs, anyone who cares is going to be doing that through alts and alt FC. Fuel is cheap to buy in large quantities too so using a public FC to farm fuel would be pointless.
>>585202273accident implies my femra isn't to blame
>>585201509https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH9qDnCpz1M
>>585202273okay well now I want to post mine.
The servers aren't coming back up tonight are they
>>585202273I dont drive. . .
>>585200230I really like your outfit bro
>>585202286That's how fetishists are sis...
>>585202108Fuck I laughed
>>585202256My negro it ain't the hire of rest yet>>585202290/yes /yes
>>585202305Sis?
>Consoles can still play>NA PF # of parties :12
>>585202273you're just mad that your friend quit and you can't be tsundere toward him anymore
>>585202293You do.
>>585202273You're a dumb faggot that publicly quits this thread every other week and complains about anchor posts while still replying to them
>>585202286All I know about you is that you reply to GANcess posts and sissyposts how am I meant to do anything else
>>585201807Can’t believe Kistol landed THAT.
The thread from when 4chan went down for maintenance
Sex with fishra o algo
>>585202003Ignore that other loser, I'm very into it.
>>585202273the scholasticate coat + top hat is such a good pairing
>>585202108LOL
>>585202273But I am a good driver...
There we go, he finally set up his lodestone bot to start posting
>>585202273You know? Somedays I also wish I would end up in a car accident.
Why are the Japanese so tech illiterate when everyone else was on top of this issue yesterday and had their patches out for most of the day already.
>>585202403>hireNevermind it may actually be the HOUR of rest.
>>585202641sex
>>585202521Wait that's the cloud for this threadHere's the cloud for when 4chan actually went down
>>585202678They're permanently stuck in 2005 and have been for 50 years.
>>585202490you never say your race
Glubbin it
>>585202419+2 senny
>>585202858looks like shit. make her flat and ditch the dancer outfit
>>585202441...We do? How do I find them and kiss them?
>>585202796>patched ass loud>favorite nigga exploit>literally sex
>>585202796
>people have the option to play vanilla on their consoles right now>would rather be modbeasts and goon so they refuse to log in outside of their PC and will spend the next two days until this is resolved jerking off on discord togetherYou people are pathetic
>>585202796>play femra hours
>>585203037Nigga I dont have a console
>>585201819>>585202081>>585202260OK I got it I guess. Nerds doing nerd stuff and I guess FFXIV is Japanese so they are behind like 12 hours or something so they have to catch up and get things back online. I will do the halloween event later I guess. Thanks for explaining.
>>585202773cute
>>585202858GOD i love sumerian whores
>bite the bullet and sub to the game>completely down the next dayNice
>>585202796me
>>585203037You need to purchase an entirely new license for the game and subsequent expansions if you want to play on console, anon
>Logs on using my Fiddiepass
>>585203037I ain't spending $600 on a console
>>585203116my lala (male) would turn you into a bottom effortlessly
>>585202108Thought that was something else for a second...
>>585202357>join our FC we're LGBTAQMAP+Ultra friendlyBut I'm not
>>585203149validate your fiddie pass at the ishgard barracks!
>>585202858You, Ai Kotoba, Meiwo, and Wookie are all neck and neck for the most vomitous proportions
>>585203037>have the option to play vanilla on their consoles right nowplay literally anything else instead of an MMO on a console lol
>>585202796>oh girl>play femra>sis sorryall me
>>585202678They probably have years of PHP updates to go through before they become current, just look at how much of this game is built on "we made this part a decade ago and now we can't touch it because the server crashes if you move the Glamour Dresser while someone is interacting with it so now everything else has to be awkwardly attached to this outdated system with rubber bands and chewing gum instead of updating it".
>>585203187it is a dildo
>>585203198For me it's the LG 27GR83Q-B 27"
>>585203256My femra is like this
>>585203037>>people have the option to play vanilla on their consoles right now>>would rather be modbeasts and goon so they refuse to log in outside of their PC and will spend the next two days until this is resolved jerking off on discord together>You people are patheticWhy the hell would I buy a cucksole?
>>585203230>You, Ai Kotoba, Meiwo, and Wookie are all neck and neck for the most vomitous proportionsOkay tranchelle. Why don't you go clean the shit off your dildos again.
Are we hype for Keybound Brawler?
>>585200375Wanna sit next to each other in silence and change our /cposes until our tails overlap...
>>585203037Consoles have been obsoleted since a decade ago sweetie
>>585203230they all get cellulite mogged by a certain femhroth
>>585199987I just bought a sub man they cant do this to me
>>585203037I haven't bought a new console in two decades.
>>585203357I've been practicing, think this is good enough to get me into a static?
>>585203358Silence makes me nervous so you'll have to talk with me...
why did they do duty commenced livestreams with broken login servers
>>585203363Enjoy not playing the game until next week I guess.
>>585203287>LG 27GR83Q-B 27"very nice
>>585203498u rike???
>>585202796>cat big, plap lot, yeah
>>585203493>talk with meThat's not a problem...
>>585203493cute..
>>585203485Send me your ERP parses and I'll be the judge
>>585203149may i swipe my use a fiddie pass
>>585203504Please dont curse pc players like that PLEASE
>>585203357My hands are too slow so I will be sandbagging hard.
I hate sex. I hate how it makes all of you (and me) act. I with there was no more sex
>>585203168You can't even stand in the shallow end of the pool lil guy. Dream on though, more people need that kind of energy and confidence!
>>585203357ive been wanting the scorpion mount for years
>>585203553Okay then yeah sure... ><
>>585203535>LG>willingly letting it spy on you
>>585203037I play the Steam version, so no, I can't play on console even if I actually owned a compatible one.
>>585203357I'll wait for AutoType
>>585203553but you always run away after hugging me?!
>>585203498was the chat a mess
>>585202592>lets someone get abused for 10 years because he can't be bothered to stand up and show the person they aren't alone even when they think they aretikaasi quit because posters like you who claim to be his friend but never talk to him outside of anonymously pretending that you're his friend he was the loneliest person in this thread and tried to use his wit and jokes to play it off until it finally broke him and he left for good you want everyone to forget him not to honor his wishes you want everyone to forget him because it reminds you that he would still be here if you had the balls to admit that you actually cared about him love him or hate him his leaving is a void that /xivg/ is never going to be able to fill
>>585202796>remember ff14 died>blame lalaprofound
>>585203357My femroe is.
>>585202213BlockDeflectParryDodge-and-CounterFull CounterMirror ImageTrap CardHand TrapDisablePerish SongUnaffectedSuper StarIntangible UnstoppableAnd last but not least, nuh uh
>>585203504>Deadlock just updated>I can be the slutty artist and get knotted by Silver while Nurse Harrow steps on me>consoles peasants can'tI think I'll be okay.
>>585203636my strength is very compressed and not for show
>>585203650Ok let me log in-...>>585203713You're supposed to catch me before I flee, you're messing up the minigame...
>>585203718>bringing it to a whole new threadAs I said, you're the kind of person he hates the most
>>585203357I'm like a 60 wpm retard most days cause i got zero form with my right hand
>>585203813>>DeadlockSorry I'm not trans
>>585203836Ugh... SE hates us... u_u
>>585203836Picks you up before you can get away and watches you kick your feet.
>>585203865>pretending you knew him
>>585203357I'm not sure if I'm excited to see half the community wearing FF7 outfits and the other half wearing modern baggy jeans and black tshirts.
>>585203621Let me know when you're queueing so I can farm free wins
>>585203940TRUE.>>585203980W-WAIT, I got to go.
>>585203149Joining on my fiddiepass for fiddie on fiddie sexual violence
>>585203995>pretending you're not a mentally ill schizophrenic
>>585203357not reallyp.s. never used homeroom or looked at the keyboard while typing, fuck homeroom niggers and shills.
Just saw a femlala
>>585204047>I got to go.See you again in 20 minutes, sis.
>>585203357I'm gonna need to hit the training center if I wanna keep up with the best...
>>585204125. . .
>>585204070REAL SHIT. Every fucking teacher I had that yelled at me to use home-row typed like 30wpm.
>>585200250PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
>>585203187You would. So would I.
>>585204019I will be one of them wearing tifas top on me thighlander
>>585203652>>willingly letting it spy on youI don't use the monitor software and know how to configure my OS.
SE uses version 5.4 of PHP for all their services if you were curious
>>585204070>avg 34wpmno way thats the average
>>585204184That I can be excited for.
>>585204175>home-rowoh yeah, that's what that retarded shit was calledsame though. hated those rubber keyboard covers too.
>>585204205sis LG is the least of your concerns spying on you...
How long will servers be down?
my fiddie can take so many kicks to the ribs
>>585204234Bro isn't the current version like 8.5?? Why are the japanese so retarded??
>>585204314Until they are back up.
>>585204234>SE uses version 5.4 of PHP for all their services if you were curious
>>585204285>>585204175How do you guys type then?
>>585204063they call you schizophrenic but they never call you wrong you could have saved him but you didn't
>>585203357No because female characters can't wear the Barret vest.
>>585204314The japanese practice the way of patience, filthy gaijin. It will arrive when it's ready
>>585204205anon theres stuff that isnt always controlled by additional software...
>>585204234How do you know, that info isnt publicly available
>>585200851My sunnie wouldn't mind being leashed by this sunnie
>>585204412what do you mean? i can recall where the keys are at all times even without a keyboard. i don't rest my fingers anywhere specific.
Is it evercold yet
>>585204374expects consumers to update everything immediately but corporations will do shit like this and be surprised when there's an exploit
>>585203818You can boast about your strength all you want but you still need a stepstool to get on a chocobo so forgive me if I don't entertain your funny little dream.
>>585204314It took them 8 hours to bring the game up for a minor hotfix the other day, so this will probably take them at least 3-4 days.
>>585204412I just type. I’ve been able to type blind since I was 5. What this anon said >>585204514
nigga cosplaying a Monster Zero Ultra
oh cool we are back
>apparently home-row is retarded>thought that and touch typing was the only way to do it>oh well still going to filter these typelets
>>585204290Why did the goalposts move sis?>>585204435Such as?There's no microphone, no remote, no internet connection, no wifi, no bluetooth, and TinyWall would catch any application that isn't authorised by me to access the internet.I don't even allow PowerShell, CMD or Terminal to access the internet on my machine.
>>585204421I'm not who you think I am, but it's an honor you have us confused
>>585204238The average person is a lot dumber than you think. And half of the world is dumber than that.
>>585204514>>585204593like do you use all fingers or not use pinkies, are you consistent with which keys get pressed by which finger, that kinda shit. I don't do homerow but my wpm is like half yours. Still generally better than the boomers that make that 30 wpm but still not actually great. I think i overuse my left hand and underuse my right non-index finger
>>585204680my favorite femezen...
>>585204314given that the game is held together by toothpicks, the version of php the login servers had is probably so outdated that it's EoL and can't be patched it needs to be fully rewritten in a modern version. a few days at least.
>>585204662https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/1x6s5gx/i_asked_this_dude_if_he_was_cosplaying_a_white/You can go back now
>>585204471I'm guessing by the depreciated functions pulled out from the lodestone and the store page EUIt can actually be older than I thought but I picked the newest version that used said functions
Shoe I log in.
>>585204783Aion 2 mogged us and went back up instantly because Claude fixed it, we live in the stone ages and should be ashamed.
>>585204783>>585204592Like honestly, do you guys think it'll be down for a few days?
>>585204070my left hand naturally rests on wasd and I type from there, generally somewhere north of 120 wpm, much higher if I want to ignore punctuation (as we all should)I actually took a typing class in high school back in the day and we had to type with a cover on our keyboard and most of the class was completely incapable of doing it.
>>585204731and they're all have jobs and getting laid more than /xivg/
>>585204793my femra when she gets rejected for the fourth time
>>585204843GAPED that goongoblin
>>585204882yes this entire game is based off of crystal engine which is almost 2000s technology
>>585204882Unironically yes, the login servers have already been down for 12 hours.
>>585202273just hide the stub, bro
>>585204391usecase?
>>585204859this could be a 2-3 week long ordeal if thats true
>>585204916Maybe she wouldn't have this problem if she looked like this
>>585204234Bros...
>>585204882It's been 9 hours and they haven't even published an update, it took this website almost a day to get it's shit together. As other anons have said you can look at their recent string of maintenances to see how long it takes them to do menial changes.
>>585204907TECHIES
>>585204932>>585204926Damn. Maybe I should try Aion 2 then and see what the hype is about.
>>585204570count your days, they're numbered
>>585201707it's for web development, and it's a legacy thing, so despite being extremely prevalent in raw numbers (literally half of the internet is using fucking wordpress), serious platforms had little to no downtime, because they don't use itit's not used in gamedev at all, but it's sometimes used for adjacent services like account management, news feeds, companion apps, and launchersthe most notable games affected were FFXIV and picrel, and I'm sure you can guess where all of them were madestill, every game on that list is back up and running just fine, but Square Enix is in a league of its own, so of course FFXIV is still downJapan has been living in 2000 since the 80s, etc
>>585204843GLASSED THAT GRIFTER
>>585205062you will be executed isis style
>>585204884You're like those guys that say they're in Mensa or have 150 IQs and work at Walmart, but for typing
>>585205025she tried that mod last night but it was for the vanilla body scaling...
PHP call that Pumping He/Himra Permanently
>>585203357yeah can't wait for ppl to just have a bot type for them. a brilliant idea for a minigame with the cheating problem so rampant
I-is it up for pc yet…?
WoW is going to make fun of us for this one...
>>585204753i use my left pinky if i'm pressing caps locks on and off, holding shift>are you consistent with which keys get pressed by which finger other than certain keys like a or t no, it just generally aligns with wherever i feel like floating my hands.
>>585204412>>585204753when I switched to a 46 key split keyboard for wrist health I realized that I typed by swinging my fingers over - ring covered for pinky, middle for ring, index for middle, and my left index for my right index, then back the other way dynamically based on where the keys I was typing were.it's much more rigid with the split, I had to relearn home row, but I think the tradeoff for not having carpal tunnel before I turn 30 was worth it
>>585205102dont worry i have invuln up.
>>585204859>>585204234If this is true, that means they need to update their entire infrastructure to PHP 8.2 or above, as previous PHP versions aren't getting these patches....
>>585205027And now square has to code their own security patch.........
>>585205124are they affected at all? would be really funny if it was just us
My femra looks like this
>>585205124Who cares about what wowfags think
Just saw a GAN he/him lalaboy Pawgcess
>>585205108. . .>>585205118my femra otl
>>585204726Nta who is he referencing? I’m watching from the peanut gallery
>>585205027>It's 12 years oldHoly shit
>>585204898Never argued otherwise.
>>585205114Plapping valid criticisms of the game out from Gachaplap with my Sunnie+
>>585205278out of ten
So does this count as a "Unforseen error" the equivalent of EW / SHB errors that were credited days back as a refund for the service not working? Its not our fault they cant update their shit
>>585205103It's what happens when you play too many video games. Unfortunately everyone uses voice chat today so my superpower is no longer useful.
What are you guys gonna do for a few days? I think I'll finally do some chores I've been putting off.
>>585205256no one its just schizos responding to schizos
>>585204680Can my fiddie live in her cleavage? /prettyplease?
>>585204176Poor feral anon is about to start barking. /pet>>585204473Catgirls do look cute in collars and on their knees...
Okay but hear me outJust don't update the login servers
>>585205363jerk it to femra
>>585205363this conveniently aligns with an irl trip so i don't have to care
>>585205114Hitting it in prone until you stop complaining
>>585205363rope
If you think this is bad then be aware that another vulnerability that happened today leaked like 80 terabytes of Amazon sql data or some shit and square was affected by that as well.
>>585199987how do you cheat on posting your lodestone?
>>585205348we had 4 weeks spread out across two different months with over 100 ddosthey aren't crediting shit
>>585205363I started going on walks again and I’ve been cleaning my room up tonight.
>>585205446posting an old one, obv
>>585205027>>585204234preese undastandu
>>585204753Never really thought about it but I type with the same fingers yeah. Home-row is a meme though, too straining on the tendons and gives you carpal tunnel unironically. I’m the only one in my family who refused to use it and also never had CT.
What does it matter that they use 5.4? I'm not a programmer... I'm just a femlala who wants to play...
We need more catbutts to save the login servers!
>>585205426>why did a 7 billion dollar company have their customers logins passwords and user data leaked>stupid fucking japan>lol they're still using 50 year old software>idiots still use fax machinessame end over and over, the people will still complain
>>585205363sigh... back to resetting animal crossing islands for that perfect layout with peach trees.
>>585205494oh i see, then i cheated
>>585205521nothing, normies pretending to be outraged over nothing, as usual.
>>585205363visit my irl EB, she's been talking about going on a trip recently and was sad about having to cancel the last one because of a work event
>>585205521because some skid will break into the servers and steal everyones login credentials and compromise the system with backdoors aka what happened to 4chan.
>>585205108...?
>>585205515>retard making shit up>retard using anecdotal evidence to brag about being "good" at something as gay as typing
>>585205582turn in your moonie badge and moonie gun. you're a loose cannon. you're off the force
It's never coming back up btw
>>585204884i could do it with but took the covers off because i'm autistic and hate the feeling. even worse when the other kids got them sticky, holy fuck that sent me.
>>585205425We really do...
>game is down so now I'll pick up the garbage in my home and wash my ballsdo you guys have a legitimate addiction or something
>>585205643my femra says this
>>585204859>I'm guessing by the depreciated functions pulled out from the lodestone and the store page EUthese?>Online Store>The following Mog Station services:>Character Renaming Service>Item code/Gift code entrywhat makes you think it's 5.4?
going to bed praying se is next after bioware
>>585205521it's like still using windows 7 and connecting to the internet and praying someone doesn't remotely hack into your pc>>585205643were it so easy...
We need femlala catboxes to hold us over until things are fixed...
>>585205664Yeah? You don’t?
>>585205103NTA but typing 120wpm isn’t hard and I don’t get the comparison.
>>585205278Got a chub reading this
Let's say the game died. Like actual shut down. Never coming back. What would you do then?
>>585205072That's weird. I guess the other games just patched their stuff and updated and now they can go back online? But FFXIV can't do that because......? This sucks. >>585205062OK but i'm not counting Thursdays those are my cheat days where I sleep in and eat whatever I want.
>>585205363stay logged in because i managed to get on before login servers went down
My femra wife was going to unlock me today but she can't log in now
why the fuck do the login servers rely on php in the first placenot why do they in the big 26 why did they ever
>>585205678qrd with bioware?
>>585205664I have fully diagnosed ADHD and Autism
>>585205760idk play whatever other mmo has a bunch of faggy girly boys to crush on?
>>585205767smells u
>>585205616i thought the 4chan leaks were because they let a shartyfag on the mod team
I PAYED THEM 20 DOLLARS LAST NIGHT WHAT THE FUCK
>>585205767>But FFXIV can't do that because......?this is a PLAYSTATION 3 game being hacked together and kept alive by Claude and the two remaining coders who even know what half of the codebase does anymore
i missed u guys.
>>585204843FLIPPED THAT FOOL
niggas will really complain about square enix not updating php when they're still sitting on the same crusty ass chair, playing on the same crusty on computer, typing on the same crusty ass keyboard, scratching their crusty ass unwashed balls and fuck the same crusty ass femra
>>585205927At this point they have to reimburse us
femlala wives
>>585205943Shut up nigga.post ass
>>585205967>crusty on computer
>>585205891no
>>585205848closed down
at this point "reimburse" is a brown dogwhistle
>>585205425BARK BARK BARK AWOOOGA GRRRR
>>585205298>>585205441you know that doesn't work
>>585206004I cant catbox is down.
oh thank god the f3mra poster is here.
>>585206063The only people asking for free game time are the retards that are too poor to own a PC and a console, I'm playing right now because I have a job
So, console players are still able to log in, it is only the PC client that is fucked?
>>585205891No, a specially crafted PostScript file was uploaded to one of the boards that allows PDF uploads that expoited an Remote Code Execution vulnerability in the 2012 unpatched version of Ghostscript on the server that was used in the generation of thumbnails. Through this, they chained another exploit to gain root privileges
My clitty is locked up
>>585206058holy fucking shitdid they pick the blue option, green option, or red option though?
>>585205767Bro you gotta remember that not only was this game on ancient code, SE gives the team 20 bucks and a ham sandwich annually to work on it so as a result its all jank under the hood. It sucks but unless SE makes the game (again) it is how it is.
I win by a technicality...
>>585205760Move on with my life, never play mmos again. Good riddance.
i'll be honest yesterday threads were my favorite /xivg/ threads.
Can steam users log in?
>>585206063saying everything you don't agree with is indians will become a lie that buries you eventually
>>585205760TERA private servers so I can at least get my fat elin ass fucked by futas.
>>585206168>closed down but it's blue>closed down but it's green>closed down but it's red
>>585206195wait a minute
>>585205664In the year that I've been constantly in this general, it has somehow become 80% of my entire social life.
>>585205967>crusty ass chairhttps://dynamicofficeseating.co.uk/collections/zure-range/products/zure-high-back-white-shell-elastomer-executive-office-chair-with-arms?variant=56538159415677Let's see your chair
>>585205767>cheat daysyou sicken me
>>585206182it was all a ruse to get us to buy the game on switch...>>585206221which one? there was one recently that got shut down because they were retarded and most others I know of only use the newer tutorial area which is ass. I need my island of dawn comfy kino.
>>585205521The vulnerability, which is open on unpatched PHP versions, allows an attacker to basically run whatever they want on the system it successfully attacks, it's an RCE vulnerability, one of the most severe types of vulnerabilities, but it's just a fancy way of saying they can eventually run whatever code they want on the machine that's been exploited. For a login server, that means they'll just steal everyone's logins and accounts. So Square definitely can't bring the login servers up without addressing this.
>>585205760Guess I'm going into the new retirement home named WowForever, or back to osrs.
>>585205418yeah sure hop in
>>585206271wtf is that
>>585206149yes
>>585206058they should stream the devs doing pushups as atonement
>>585205967my keyboard from 2005 doesn't have security issues
How crowded is Uldah with nobody new being able to log on?
>>585205793
>>585206147enjoy your daily 2 hours
>>585206251YIKES. You gotta go talk to irl people man
>>585200250This sunnie is so lovely to chat with
>>585206271Is that shit made of plastic?
>>585203123Do you want to listen to my femroe's autistic ramblings of how The Epic of Gilgamesh arguably depicts the first instance of a man turning into a wolf by Inanna her spurned lover and how her domains of war and sex is echoed into the image of the werewolf to this very day in modern werewolf depictions as bith symbols of both primal rage and unfettered lust? >>585203813Hey...
>>585206271why are you british
>>585206147>the retards that are too poor to own a PC and a consoleSorry, your i5 + 3060 and a PS5 is not impressive compared to my i9 and 5090
>>585206063>service doesn't work>YOU'RE POOR IF YOU WANT MONEY BACK>don't buy microtransactions>I CAN BUY MICROTRANSACTIONS CAUSE I HAVE A JOB!>criticize a big company for monetary practices>WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE WASTING MONEY ARE YOU POOR?do people really think that poor spending habits make you look like you're smart?
>>585206330can my femra go next when that other anon dies of suffocation?>>585206370nta but literally how? no one my age goes out anymore.
>>585206201Steam launches the launcher so take a wild guess
>>585206204>everything you don't agree with is indians will become a lie that buries you eventuallyDon't worry bro. I know most of my problems are actually caused by kikes.
>>585206409>i9unc is living in 2018 and isn't on an X3D
>>585206114Please…? Just one shot Gachacat!
>>585206429where does that post say anything about being poor?
>>585206114Can't be 100% sure until I'm balls deep in you
>>585205760I dunno, play random games.
>>585206471XD
Why can I log into WoW but not FFXIV?
>>585206385Elastomer is a rubber like Polymer, so yes it's technically plastic, but it is flexible to mould to your body shape
>>585206512Because Blizzard has experienced coders on their team and fixed the issue within minutes.
my femlala?teleports a fireball into your tummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>585206491i was just acting out the post chain before you could.
my 3060 ti isn't impressive? but I upgraded from as 1060 (3GB) two years ago...
>>585206306I dunno, I saw /terag/ revive a few months(?) ago and it almost made me want to play again but I can't justify going back to something so dated. I tried playing a few years ago (shortly before official servers shut down) just to check out the new classes and I couldn't stand the controls anymore, after being away for so long.
>>585206570Take it back pree ;_;
>>585206457nvm maybe you should stay inside and away from normal people
>>585206512Wow servers run on cobol
>>585206570at least let me taste the cinnamon before getting me drunk...
>>585206271that looks painful. think i'm gonna stick with my crusty bedrot gamer routine.
>>585206457>can my femra go next when that other anon dies of suffocation?ok fine but no one else...
>>585206636s-sorry..
>>585206559Do you actually believe this?
>>585206528>grey raen x pale xaelathat's pretty hot...>>585206570Is that why the Bacon King meal I ate earlier came back with a vengeance just a little bit ago?
>>585206731Get Yoshi P's dick out of your mouth cultist
>>585206606Wife
It would be so funny if that shit was still down during fanfest.
>>585206606What outfit? My fiddie needs
>>585206679>>585206332>>585206395what we've learned today is you're too poor to afford a $1300 chair and you're playing FFXIV on a literal Walmart Special made of plywood and canvas.
femra like this for my male character?
>>585206606Femezen detected
ebi if you're here please keep making lewd gposes with kuna that shit is so hot
>>585206370Insanely overrated & borderline useless. You can fulfill all of your social needs purely through the internet and there's a lot less chance of running into annoying normalniggers (example: you) in cyberspace vs in meatspace.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mkcaEApT_Y0my maliddie? lets just say he is exactly like the big benji in this video and acts like him
>>585206927My femra is a full time employed femra and wouldn't want to be a stay at home puppy.
>>585205993lol shut up poorfag
>>585206512I can't log into either because the stress test finished...
>>585206887why are you getting triggered and mass quoting my reply like it was at all rude to you tho
