Previous: >>585199760New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/qRdCSqwkg5M >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O, New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep ToshoCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: Holiday Celebration Part 2, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Halloween Duramente (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
I still love Fuku
flatlining hours
dirt umamusumes are sexyexcept for that oneyou know which one
>>585227448If 7 fuku reciprocates your loveIf 4 fuku kicks you in the balls with full uma strength
>>585227508I know. I always know.
>>585227159>flatlines >doesn't even know why
>>585227508Windy?
>>585227565correct answer since falco doesn't count (she's not sexy by design)
>>585227549I dont need to roll for Fuku love, since I already have it
Ohamile!
>>585227638I don't need to roll for love since I'll never have it
7 and I'll kiss Fukukitaru 8 and I'll date Rickey
>>585227732anon...
Is it really only 0/100 or 50/50? Can't I get 30/70 or something? Please be honest, I have no clue how that works. But if 0/100 only I may as well keep flatlining
>>5852278940/100, 50/50, 60/40if you're already flatlining then you can only do 0/100
i'm glad we're back!
>>585227894keep flatlining you silly goose, use that free time to watch your sloptuber of choice explaining how it works since you didn't even check
>>585227894keep flatlining, your danchud doesn't deserve anything at all.
The Curren Cuck Cup has officially started!We'll track the 5 day flatliners, and whether they're kicked. Clubs will get Cuck Points according to the number, earnings, and role of flatliners that didn't get kicked!>/uma/club1>autisuma2>bricked3>Dacchis5>Mambo1>Tamalove5 (including 2 top earners)>Uma&Co7... ouch! (including 2 top earners and 1 officer)>Umadash5... including DANCHO and 1 officer!! >Jong2 umachan6 (including both officers and 1 top earner)unsurprisingly, in the lead, Uma&Co... or should I say... Uma&Go LMAObut only time will tell...
Um y'know there a mejiro palmer legend race going on right now? Did you really give up that Rainbow uncap piece for rolls?
wahey
I wish I had a pet crow.
>>585227993umankobwos we got this
7 and I jack my shit crazy style and post it on /uma/
>>585228019
>being that desperate for (You)s
>>585227993what does being a top earner mean, whats the cutoff
>>585227993>including DANCHOholy based
Which uma plays league of legends?
>flatline period aligns perfectly with when I have to write an essay worth 50% of my grade this semester>flatline>not writing my essay
>>585228270Trans
I want an Uma to cuck me.
Umas for this feel?https://youtu.be/hChdmFBjH3s
>>585227993What does Curren have to do with it? I feel like I know who made this post
>>585228302falco...
>>585227993Remember to track their ranks to see how many ranks they lose and if any of them get demoted by end of month
>>585228279I have a 200 words report I need to write by tomorrow but I'm also not working on it Not flatlining though
>>585227993>>Uma&Co>7... ouch! (including 2 top earners and 1 officer)aiming for s club btw
>>585228370>I have a 200 words report I need to write by tomorrowoh youre fucked. I only need to write 2 paragraphs for mine and I have all the way until monday for it but I still think I am gonna fail
where did u guys go during the outage
>>585227917>>585227941>>585227979I guess... though technically I flatlined 0 days until reset... I just really don't see myself using Kitasan much, since I am not frontrunner
>Curren Cuck Cup
>>585228332
>>585228451nowhere...
>decide to flatline >want to play after only a couple hours>poo in loo devs in India cause a massive security issue and the angle goes down>maintance stops>my phone/internet provider has a critical tech failure that cuts internet access for millions of people >2 days pass and my will has barely even been tested The world is bending around to help me in my Uramadan, Shiraoki bless. If some other tech fuckery happens it's because of me, you're welcome.
>>585228370Normally i'd call you a retard for not being able to write 200 goddamn words but i'm also at the point in my life where i've sandpapered my diligence and discipline away too
>>585228451I was playing deadlock and wow forever stress test
>>585228585i worry for you sweetheart to respond like this
>>585228585you're replying to a common bait pasta
>>585228451I was playing a comfy singleplayer game, which is also what I'm doing right now. I'm close to 100% though so no clue how I'll manage until Sunday. Guess I'll have to like reinstall dota or something.
>>585228585lol. lmao.
>>585228710what are you playing
>>585228602>deadlockI legit uninstalled. The new batch of heroes is just AOEslop after AOEslop and there's no signs of healing.
>>585228602>wow foreverI played first 3 weeks now I am just waiting for the release I'm going to be Fem Nelf (no AGP) warrior. I still don't know whether I want PVE or PVP though, but PVP felt like a slop. I'm new to wow but not a giga zoomer.
>>585228710do NOT reinstall mobashitjust ask for recs for literally anything else
i passed the dunning kruger effect!
Name 5 clubs
>>585228736Demon Tides, a neat little 3d platformer. Not too long either, 100% looks like it'll take around 20-25h>>585228784I dont need recs, I have plenty of backlog to go through. I just unfortunately was born with the moba brainworms
>>585228451I was watching CP. CP is so good they made CP 2.
>>585228815i raise with 3 of hearts
>>585228451Reading slop isekai manga
>>585228839
>>585228815Manchester UnitedJuventusReal MadridBarcelonaAC Milan
>>585228451I played with my dick and finished my 362728th playthrough of fallout new vegas .
>>585228901it's too bad creeks like a female trainer instead of me
>>585228451I thought I could finally be productive but still zero work progress was done
sucking on curren's roast beef flaps
EU bros, pls help. I must not log in in game at 25th, and login when banner resets at 22:00 UTC ?
I wasn't in /uma/ until mant release, what was the worst ever gaslight people believed here
>>585228778>Fem Nelf (no AGP) warrior.I'm playing that too wtf stopplay pvp, world pvp is part of the fun of wow even if you get ganked and griefed, at worst you'll just get griefed for few minutes and you can change a layer>>585228737I only hated solomon and harrow in this new batch I liked everyone else
>>585229045yes
>>585229045if you are in the same timezone as germany, dont log in until your calendar reads the 26th
>>585229045no
>>585228451Mutated my honses when 4chan went down, watched few eps of CP2 and caught up with my other weekly anime while drinking, finished Rance, and eep
>>585229051"Grand Live will be better"
>Get Dia my first role>can't get KitasanDia please I don't wanna be a Satono
>>585229092No, but i get what time you mean senpai
>>585229051People still believe Fine Motion isnt a good card
>>585229051that you needed this card2 yellow stones on it btw
>>585229051guts will be meta lmao
>>585228451worked on my steam backlog and made some progress on lies of piss
>senpaiWhat? This site is bad and does autocorrects, i posted f a m, not cool
>>585229072Ok I will try but you're responsible for my demise now>I'm playing that too wtf stopNo I won't It's my first time as warrior and nelf too. I am going to read all quest and shit I feel like I am going to enjoy it a lot. I hope so at least. Going to be prot at least until 60. If lucky to be a tank for raids, maybe too.
>>585229275newfren....
>>585227717a mocap dude acted this btw
>>585229045you can shrimply read the official announcement bro
>>585229275>he doesnt actually consider me his senpai
morning coffeehope everyone enjoyed their day off shitposting
So many banners. Are any of these new alts noteworthy? I already have the origin versions of all three.
>>585229275>he doesn't know about the filtersHello newfriend
>>585228451i've been playing on my gregtech new horizons world
>>585229045You log in when you wake up to go to the wagecage on monday
Does Nishino make any sense for an end closer instead of KH? If i'm taking Sweepy's gold, would it make more sense to have Nishino as a back for overshooting? Trying to figure out my digitan accels for next mile
>>585229051People still believe Fine Motion is a good card
>>585229298me too I'm looking forward to it a lot honestly, the stress test enough was so fun
>>585229418>Fine Motion is a good cardWell, Fine Mo is atleast good for ...
>>585229408Sweep's gold is gambling while Halo's if basically guaranteed. Why would you want to supplement a gambling skill with delayed accel instead of supplementing consistent accel with a gambling option?
>>585229332You alright senpai>>585229373>>585229373Hello!! (i'm not new)
>>585229494dont they have basically the same conditions? sweepy and KH i mean
>>585228279>flatline period aligns perfectly with a job interview for a good position>flatline>not preparing for the interview
>>585229554Tracen Cheer will guarantee activation at the start of the late race, since it starts on a straight. Sweep's skill has the same precondition of staying in the back but it's just the end closer equivalent of on your left/neck and neck
>>585228946Speaking of Man U holy shit they've been ass lately
>>585229481For what?
>Kikuka sho is at 7:30 on a sunday morningGuhhhhh... eurobros...
>>585229635>but it's just the end closer equivalent of on your left/neck and neckwtf i shouldve flatlined
Didn't readLogging in every day to pull
>>585229637>lately
>>585229635Alright i guess i'll use KH then. shame there are no good ones on chrono
LOVCEN MUST FALL
>>585229672thanks for reminding me. need to wake up early for that i love horses robchen will win
I bless Danon History with the power of the VILLAIN
>>585229710Fair considering their loss to grimsby town>>585229761Lovcen will win, even though I accidentally cursed him a little
https://x.com/MofaJp_Sports/status/2113164623906263360the prime minister of montenegro is cheering on Lovecen to get the tripple crown lolLovecen is named after a mountain range in montenegro
if you danchou is flatlining you can say whatever you want about him in the club chat and he won't see it
>>585229761https://x.com/MofaJp_Sports/status/2113164623906263360Lovcen will win
ebayan will job BC i feel it
>>585230058My danchou already knows I love him
>>585229051Taishin2 pals deck in Unity 1.0NTR and SR Ayabe bannerGuts builds for MANT
I will go play CS meanwhile
>>585229732Why the FUCK is KH used more often than DoberEveryone hyped up the manhater and she's only been useful for like 3 or 4 races
>>585230091Silly Shakur?
>>585230125>2 pals deck in Unity 1.0This was a good one.
>>585229051MLB tachyon speed
>>585229672>>585229763oh yeah we're moving back to winter time, good shout
>>585226161batch 1 results489706228947192443868124all 3/9, join as many as you'd like
I hate King Halo. What Uma should be my wife based on this?
>>585230318sex with Ardan
>>585230318>legendary reprisesoulless
>>585230152only in sprints
>>585229051that buying star pieces from daily shop will make you run out of monies
>test my uma out on lobbies>modify her aptitude from A to S through hakuraku magic>winrate increases by 25-30~FUCK, BRO. I mean, she's winning, but if I hit the S aptitude I would be completely dominating lobbies. This feels so fucking bad.
>>585230389she's good for some miles as well
>>585230361<3
>>585230503So is Bell-chan
>>585230486I hate it too but it is what it is, distance S or you're running bricks. It won't matter as much in the real CM.
>>585228573Im glad cancelled concert, uramadan, jeet coding might set me free from this shit game.
>>585230318>Deio lastMcQueen I can't move it move it anymore
>>585230390I fucked hated that I wasted 1 year not buying star pieces, Im fucking bricked.
>>585229637>latelyI dont think the last 10 years constitutes as "lately"
>>585230125>TaishinDo not talk shit about my son you fucker
>>585230318>No one joiningdamn...
>>585230697Dont feel sorry anon, 365 days is only 1095 star pieces, thats only 7 new umas you could have unlocked because all you daily sales would have been for umas you dont have, its not that bad
>>585230838Bad hours for lobbies everyone here is flatlining.
>>585230838blame these retards >>585227993
>>585230931Look, I need that Dia alt. I would be joining rooms otherwise
>>585230920>>585230931Oh right i forget
>>585230318>489706226/9
>>585229051xoguri won't be good because we will get evos early
>>585229051JP "players" telling us day one that we'd eventually have more tp pots than we knew what to do with.
I will begin to do Machan today and i will make her WITGOD you will see
>>585231097the whole "evo kills xog" was pretty funny, i have no idea why everyone blindly believed that
>>585230593I intend on playing again after the break just this is nice for now
Is sharp steps any good for this CM, it's not on the umalator
>>585229051Maru being a good backliner parent
>>585231415yeppers
>>585231218kek the JP larping was insane
>>585231415it's the white version of sweep's skill, so yeah it's decent
>>5852303185/6 late starts on my pacers lol this is cancerthanks for coming
>>585227404Maya... is sex?
Sometimes I think about my trainee cheating on me with another trainer
>>585231492Thanks for the rooms
>>585231218I cam see that being true without auto runs, but clanking uses all the tp now
Sometimes I think about my trainee cheating on me with another trainee
>>585231492thanks for hosting
>>585231492Thanks for hostanYour haku win rate was good in the rooms I joined
Sometimes I think about cheating on my trainee with a hag uma with huge breasts and a white hair streak
>>585231612>>585231580You never think about cheating on your trainee?
>>585231218>>585231606Im excited for future scenarios where we can attain a whole long list of skills due to 6k-8k sp and only then I'll use the TP pots
Sometimes I think.
>>585231695Now that'd be living the dream
Sometimes I think about cheating on my trainee with another trainer while she draws fanfics of us
>>585231760Don't do that
My danchou? Won
>>585231760Careful now
>>585231794>>585231821Thinking about a Tachy wife
i love my mambros (except the one flatliner)
>>585231939hey now, he said he'd make up for it...
>>585231939mambwo...
>>585229051for taurus 1 lying about stamina requirements while shilling stamina debuffer natie
>>585231304Most people didn't understand how the game worksAlso a lot of JP players believed that too because XOguri stopped doing 2000-2200m CMs after adding evos so XOguri never got used in CM again
Have you seen this yethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_JI3qaWsOo
>>585232176Is it because stamina gain is easier in future scenarios?I think thats the main reason Im spamming Christmas Oguri anyway since she has too many recovery skills in her kit I dont have to click stamina
54% complete:https://jiggie.fun/Pt_Y6Ahttps://jiggie.fun/Pt_Y6A
>New Data is Available>no updateHm?
>>585229542You are definitely new
>>585232442we're gonna reach the point eventually where stats almost don't matter because you will borderline cap them every run but it will be a fast learner meta where you NEED to get fast learner to get as many good skills as possible.There is a SP cap of 9999 and even if you reach it it's not good enough
>>585232442The only scenario where getting stamina is so hard is GLAfter that yeah stamina is easier to get but XOguri is still OP when she can get a perfect Festive miracle proc. There's no CM where she can do that for a while and until umas that are still SSS tier like Orfevre are here.For example the next medium we have after CM23 is 2400m Longchamp, XOguri can't speed carryover and there's so many accels available that any random pace chaser will be as strong or even better than her.
>>58523264112 runs/hr hack detector trust the plan
>>585232442It's just that they stop running medium tracks with easy 4 recovery setups
>Lovcen in one of the worst gates>Take is in the next one>Lemaire is in the next one after TakeDid Matsuyama pick "Prepare to Jobb" difficulty?>Lovcen gets a message of support from Montenegro’s Prime MinisterI see how it ishttps://youtu.be/GBJt9NaoOXE
>>585232745Please I need anti cheat to detect me so I can move on to Astrea Oreo
Post slutty air shakur
this shit is ass
>>585232997
>>585233119that's not shakur
>>585233113Mayano is not that small.
>>585233278cute
>>585232997No one wants this
I’m not feeling well. Would Curren comfort me and bring me medicine, or leave me to rot while she gets on umstagram or umatok?
>>585233457She would comfort you she's a sweetheart.She would still post about it on umasta tho.
iai spirit slash
>>585233457she would rape you
>>585233457#torenasick#Currenfeelingsad
konnichiwacha
i'm so bored
>>585233374>he doesn’t like brash, abrasive, conventionally unattractive tomboy umas that melt with undying loyalty when you get to know her
>>585234068next time don't flatline
>>585233570>she's a sweetheartlmao
>>585234132Put the gun down
Obviously everyone would fuck Maya, no doubt, but does this general want to fuck Haru as well?
>>585234132mmmnyo
>>585234173Come take it nerd.
>>585234173Cute Machitan
wau already got a scuffed parent for front dirt mile, rooms soon maybe
watch your tone, nigga.
you can't say that word
>>585229321A mocap dude also had to do this
neigha neigha neigha neigha neigha
>>585234295I have connections
>>585234508brat
>uma patched their shit relatively fast>a jp gacha i play STILL isn't back up after 22 hours
>>585234508
>>585234581some games shut down permanentlyit could always be worse
I'm starting to think maybe I should just cope with this 1* sprint Nishino
>>585234581alot of JP gacha went EoS today to protect players info
>>585234723>not even 3* powerEWDISGUSTINGEWWWWWW
Post something cute
morning
I HAVE A NEEDA NEED TO BREED
>>585235063morning
>>585235063Good morning dude
nigga will wake up at 1pm and post "morning"
>>585235132brown...
>>585235132WE NEED TO ACCELERATE FASTER
>>585235304but it's 6am...
>>585234904Have another Suzucutie
>>585234904
>>585234581There is probably a lot of shit out there still using PHP 5
>>585235132
Wait did Bioware actually shut down?
>>585235591videogaems is not about making gaems but about moving money around sweatyevery studio you knew and loved will be gone within 5 years
>>585235591Yeah EA is closing the studioMaybe the oldest chuds can now lay to rest
>>585235591EA finally shot the shambling corpse in the head
>>585234192yes
>>585235714but what about valve
>>585235836do nothing and win seems to work well for themuntil gabe dies
>>585235885there's a reason he only lives in a boat and lost weighthe's gonna live until he's 100
ryan LOVE
>>585235591Yes but unrelated to this PHP fiasco
>>585235714Normally I hate thid overly corporate mindset but on the flipside, when's the last time BW made a game people like? ME3 without the ending? That game is 14 years old now. How long should a studio continue to exist "just because"?
>>585236184>this PHP fiascothis didn't even last a day and there were no major leaks anywhere, boring mid month drama
>>585235591what happened to mass effect 4
>>585236316Released in 2017
can i finally stop clanking
Have sex with umas.
>>585236381bwo cm is in 3 days you should be making aces already
>>585236446No thanks, I'll stick with my fellow ningen trainers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En85iaPNXek>what could have been...
next 5 borrows will be better
>>585233157
>>585236494i won last cm with aces done in registration
>>585236724I lost CM and the amount of "ace" runs I did was on the triple digits, thanks Doto I'll kill myself soon
bwos look at ryan...
>>585236819I often do
>>585236819I'm looking
>>585236810Lern from 2mama. Play so much and lose each time. Keep playing
I feel like all the non-gamers are winning the Gang Beast roundsLike CB clearly is better at games than the other 3 but Laurel got throughShakur, who is known as the reason that the Machikanes and Golshi were able to beat that one horror game, lost to fucking Miraku.Kingu is going to dominate the final round
>>585236859>>585236907goodthe oneshot was very cool. i enjoyed it
>>585236987>>585236987uma in america....
uma eat banan
>>585236819i'd rather not actually
>>585236987
Good afternoon, I just woke up
vodka...
>>585237165Good morning, I was already awake
>>585237110rude
don't worry bros just like the arc we'll get that concert next year!
>>585236810half tp double rewards period is for parent runsdomt waste it on glue
>>585237119
>>585237165Afternoon, just got to my midday coffee
>>585237253why are they checking the umas with UV light
>>585237253
>>585236494>bwo cm is in 3 days you should be making aces alreadyWait what? Im fucking cooked
>>585237253>>585237119>>585236987he will job I had a vision
>>585237349It's light that doesnt suppress melatonin so they get a good night's sleep
>>585237386
i'm just sending my team trials team fuck sprints
>>585237514does that work in humans
>>585237432its more like 1 week since registration is 3 days
>>585237558Yes, same with red light.Red light makes you go crazy though, at least if it's coming from a Kenny Rogers Chicken sign
>>585237605Oh ok... i still have time
>>585237525
>>585237553post your TT cuties
>>585237605IT'S BEEN
Well fuck
>>585236950Hnggh Ryan's kinniku tushy
>>585237197very productive of you!>>585237304just had one too, cute cafe...>>585237716the haruten classic
>my plan is to spend 400 roll on ramonu>i have two rainbow crystalsWhat if i spend 200 rolls on ramonu and if get lucky enough i will spend crystals and save rolls for something? Like Neo or Cafe wit or something? Is this retarded?
>>585237778>if get lucky enoughthis already sounds like an extremely shitty plan and you're setting yourself up for failure
>>585237778Yeah, if you get lucky. Don't bet on it though.
>>585237778Its what Im planning to doIf I get 2 copies by first spark, Im just gonna cope and use 1 crystal to get her to LB3 since you only lose out on 1 bonus witWe get 120 rolls and I have 80 tickets so ideally I dont use carats for her, otherwise Im going 400 rolls
>>585237875
>>585237970needs a bite mark
Reminder: Kitasan Dia are the last umas redeemable with the 2nd anni ticket. if you want Hokko, Helios, Ines Fujin Valentine, or Stinky Windy, save your carats!
>>585237778if you get lucky and roll 3 copies in the first 200 then yeah just use a crystal to finish mlb.Neo you can ticket but would be a fine choice to roll for.Cafe Wit is only worth it if you plan on spending the 2.5 anni selectors on her.
>>585238020I bit her nipples
>clearing up people I followed to get slot>profile info "afk 5 days for Kita/Dia rolls, pls don't delete me"Cute. Now I'm wondering how many of flatliners lost access to high demand parents because of it.
I miss my old club friends.
I wish I was an Umamusume
>>585238092needs a bite mark, a scab even
Mejiro Ryan paizuri
>>585238153mambo...
>>585238153did they quit
Did you know that fusuposting turns you into a pdf file
>>585238153mambwo...
hey guys, I'm a retard who got lucky (tm) and pulled the Kitasan/Satono alts in 70 pulls. Are the two of them just better than their base versions in every scenario? Or are the bases situationally better sometimes
>>585238285so long as it doesn't turn you into a fusu it's all good
>>585238314>Or are the bases situationally better sometimesThis one, but i dont know the details, but it's 100% sometimes OGs are better
>>585238314Kitasan Black is good on longs, until the cutest alt comes out I believe. Same goes for Dia until Laurel comes out I think.Kitasan white is good on mediums. Green Dia is good for umapyoi.
Hello Hello
>>585238153Mambwo why'd you leave us...
>>585238314dia NY is just better in everything, has claw forward, pedal to the metal, recovery in her unique, better growth ratekita idk i dont play fr*nts
>>585238314Sometimes alts are sidegrades loke how Christmas Daiwa is built for long races and is bad in miles mediums unlike base daiwa
huh
>>585238464hey hey
>>585238314The dia alt is specifically made for longs, while base can work for any distance (though a lot worse in longs than NY Dia).Kita white is for mediums while Kita base is for longs
>>585238464anus is so pretty
dia more like fuckkita more like fuck
>>585238538i'm cheering for CHADnitude though
>>585238416>>585238442>>585238508>>585238518>>585238612thanks bros
>>585238792
>>585228451Reinstalled Heroes of the Storm.The new hero costs about as much as a monthly carat pack, but I refuse to pay Blizzard.>>585229045Yes. Go for a run and a dinner, watch ufc 333, complain about a boring ass robbery desicion on /heem/, then log in and enjoy your free 60 kita pulls.
sleevejob from the right hand demon
>>585238160really?
>>585238538umadacchis doing a cool thing
>>585238043Damn Kitasan Blanco isnt even in this list.
>>585230390I was running the fuck out of monies before they dropped auto, so I only bought star pieces of umas I didn't own.>>585229112This>>585229481Getting outer post proficiency.
is ebayan really that spoiled
Which Uma is most likely to hit you with a “67!” while doing the hand gesture?
>>585239498Helios
>>585234132Sharkry!
>>585239498
>>585238153Traitorgacchi..,
>>585239541Sharkry-Vepley is kinda like Curren-Falco...
>>585239598that's a new one
>>585239708No wonder I am so horny for them
>>585239910correct answer
I hate how AnnaAnon made me love Curren and Marche Lorraine with those fucking animations. I don’t even like Curren but I have to defend her now.
>>585237105
>>585239972Banana fiend...
>>585239959Curren is so so so so cute it's hard for me to understand why some anons dislike herYou can dislike Currenposters though
>>585240198retarded needy attention whore. It's very easy to dislike whorren
>>585240198I only dislike her (not vocally) because I'm convinced her and Falcon are the same person
>>585240474Me when fillies
>been testing so hard my team made it to hakuraku rankingsAlso, it's surprisingly fun to look at other people's teams and builds.
>>585240515Doto, stop posting
>horsepostingHave you ever owned or taken care of umas irl? I used to take care of my uncle’s livestock, horses included for free rent.
>>585240714No, but I moved into an area with a lot of horses. I like seeing them
>>585240198>>585239959We're just tsundere for Curren Chan. Disliking Curren is impossible.
>>585240198curren is one of my most gooned umas but i still say i hate her here everyday
Ok but I really really reallyr really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really relaly really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really reallyr eallyr eally really really reallyr eally really really really really really relaly really really really really really really relaly really really realy really really really really really relaly really really really really reallyr eally really really realyly relaly relally really really really really really love Stego.
>>585240198I don't dislike her but I just think she's boring. she's not a very appealing character to me.
Heard JP DMM version is still dead.Cant they like merge servers or is it more of an account binding
>>585240714My sister is a horsegirl so I got to spend time around them as a kid
I swear to god, LOOK AT THEMSIDE BY SIDEthey're the exact same personshe just changes her contact lenses and wears a wig sometimes
>>585240714My dad owned a black stallion for a little while when I was a kidNever got close to it because I was too scared
>>585236724I won last cm with an ace made in round 1
>>585227404How did Umamusume got off lucky while Bahamut game is still dead from the PHP thinghttps://x.com/bahamut_cygames/status/2113227784445391073
orenji tummy
>>585241434Curren is not as round
Curren would be so much fun to fuck, meanwhile Falco is a dead fish in bed.
>>585240714No but I had a bunch of chickens when I was in middle school/jr high when we lived in bumfuck nowhere. The pond on the property was nice to swim in and I miss both of them dearly
>>585241332It's a one way thing iirc. You can connect a Steam account to a DMM account, but you can't move a DMM account onto Steam
>>585241619the game is ancient for one
>>585241619Bahamut has probably older spaghetti code that needs to be rewritten.The best way to keep your job as a coder is to never document anything and make it as messy as possible.
What does Curren’s sweat smell like after a practice session? Would she let me have her sweaty, used training panties?
>>585241835You can move back to nowhere
>>585240714Nope, but my fathers business parter owned a couple mares and raced them, albeit in the type of racing with those goofy looking small horse carts, not with jockeys riding
>>585239972>>585237105
>>585240198I HATE CURREN
>>585241619>BahamutProbably on EOL PHP version so all that needs to be remade
I need a Biwa wife to be honest
>>585241619Umamusume is their cash cow. If Umamusume goes under Cygames dies.
marry a cow
>>585242730Would a cow marry me? No. But a man can dream
>>585242730cow wife
>>585241619They prolly outsourcing to Indians company that did this
>>585241434Falco is not a whore
>no bakushinpostsDoes this general not like her? It’s the forehead isn’t it?
>>585243263don't start it anon, i don't want to be subjected to three threads worth of bakushin porn again
>>585243263the only one that posts her is the avatarfag
>>585243263You're a terrible liar
>>585243263Bakushin Bakushin?
>>585243263I like Bakushin enough that she has the casual outfit on my homescreen right now
>>585243263fuck you, you started this. i don't want to fap to bakushina nymore
>>585243263Bruh, I would fuck Bakushin O like a madman.
>>585243643That’s not very bakushin of you. You should always BAKUSHIN to your fullest
>>585243263
>>585243643
only Renegro likes Bakushit also pretnding
Early good morning friends! The posting works when I’m out and about!
>>585243895
>>585243263This is your fault.
>>585244086Guten Morgen Babucchi
mayachi my beloved
>>585244086Good morning friend
One of the greatest.
>>585243263I think she's cute and she won me the last sprint cm, but she's just not one of my favorites
Which Uma NEVER gets posted? I’m going to say El Condor.
>less activity in the bread because people are flatlining>people actually don't visit the bread if they're not playingI mean I guess it makes sense...
>>585242178BASED LAISU
>>585244596well I just kinda have even less to talk about now....
Least obvious discord raid
>>585244590
>>585244590mejiro bright
>>585244696Umamusume A my beloved...
>>585244590Samson Big.
>>585244887Why is she allowed to put her entire family in the game?
>>585244956my sexy wife simply gets what she wants
>>585244086good morning babydacchi
>>585244750This needs to be rectified immediately.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>585245093>>585244380>>585244231
>>585244086Good morning babydachi!
If Lovcen gets added we will get our first slavic uma
>>585244590Buono
>>585245737Is she cute though?
>>585245262Robucheeen!We are all rooting for him on Oct 25, right, /uma/?
>>585245885for good reason
Is the new spechud card good for literally anything?
>>585245964Fuck you
What Uma is just plain UGLY and would be last pick for your Umafriend?
>>585246074no
>>585244827Easy on the snacking yanko...
>>585245850She has a hot body but you never see it because she wears (p)uma tracksuits 24/7
fat fuck
>>585246120Hey man I'm not the guy who made her look like that. Blame the designer who looked at his boogers for inspiration
>>585246074it gives NSM
>>585246319Meisho Doto
I'm a mega metafag. I've finished endHalo and sprintPasa. Who's gonna be my 3rd ace?
>>585246074it's like yeppers except it's a stamina cardway more like yeppers than you want
>>585246738Taishin
>>585246738Taishin or Machan
I want Curren to piss on me.
>>585245720
I wish I was Curren's piss
Finally a long hit, only a few days too late
>>585246738OGuri: if losing, win
CG Ryan side story TL (19 pages)A legend was born...edhttps://x.com/_adambb/status/2113260863264043518
>>585246379you're never gonna guess which uma actually wears those.
I wish I was an Uma. How would you train me, anon~?
>>585247318Umamasume...
>>585246949>>585246912Not sure if I want to have a go with another sprint F uma... Pasa was painful>>585247074I would, but...
idk what to do
>>585243263How could anyone possibly dislike her?
If 7 I'll do cheeky ten roll for Brian
>>585247552play bideogames
>>585247318it's not the same unless you post a lust provoking image along with your thirstpost.
>>585247673did some but ehhhneed to remake curry and machan but had to use my borrow clanks first
>>585247318It's I wish I were an uma, not I wish I was. I guess I'd start by giving you grammar lessons.
>>585247292ryan LOVE
>>585247318>>585247318Pump and MPBPray you get distance S and at least three good skills at second inspo or you're glueAnd do not even think about failing a training
>>585246074NSM. It's borrow for medium or long if your uma has gold heal.
>>585247896Absolutely cute but retarded Umanon
Curren is a whore
>>585248697Curren’s Currens are NOT that big.
>>585247318Wit training only.
curren feet
huge tits are the best
>>585249046so true breastie
>>585249046true
Those are cows, not horses.
>>585249046
>>585238043>I can buy both Aces instead of having to waste Carats
flatlinerbros how are we feeling
>>585249362those are medium at best
>>585238043where do you find these lists that show what's on each selector? i can never find them
>>585249362sis thinks she's part of the team
im logging in
>>585249548When i made this list i manually checked the release dates in the jp announcements but nowadays you can just go to the umacaratcalculator and if you click on selectors they will show up
>>585249362I wish I was Curren here.
>>585250039YWNBAU
>>585249492danchou's gonna FREAK
>>585249362this could have been us...
DYKEtaku LESBios
Open Gaming
3 and I fap to Gold City6 and I fap to Tap Dance City9 and I fap to Espoir City
>>585250346>no n&nbaby league group B
KEKtaku helios
>>585250580
>>585250204if doto looked like this ingame i would have pulled both outfits
>>585250548turbo sprint does the exact same thing
Be on time!
>>585250346
>>585250580>>585250724Ruby only wants Torena to spew in her. Sorry Helios.
7 and I'll have bed breaking sex with Fukukitaru 4 and I'll be punished by Shiraoki-sama for having lewd thoughts about her loyal follower
>>585250875holy shit actual baby leaguer
It's a new day!
Fuck I almost logged in because uma was the first on my last played games on steam
>>585240714my wife is from the country so whenever we visit her family there are tons of horses everywhere. theres a horse dressage training track near their house even.t. actual ojii-san
bruh
>can't use sweepy card on sweepyNOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUH TIER ZERO END CLOSER
I FORGOT TO DO THE PALMER RACES YESTERDAY BECAUSE OF THE STUPID MAINTENANCE AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>585242623is this true? i thought granblue, idolmaster and princess connect were huge IPs?
>>585250548I took turbo sprint because it fits the deck better
i won
is this card any good LB1also why did i not get this luck while i dumped 400 on the creek banner
logging in
I think all end closers are UGLY!
>>585251193BRICKED
>>585251238jesus christ the second one was a murder
why is there so much art of tosen jordan eating burgers
>new year countdownnigga we in october
Wao there goes my lucky kita/dia pull
anyone elses daily small highlight logging into the club on reset?people hang around to chat and we all trade shoesit's comfy
>>585250580>plans
dont forget to do your legend races
>>585251247the output sucks at 1lb but the gold skill is good so you can treat it like bourbon or yeppers
>>585251468nyes, its comfy
>>585251406Yes, and we are witnessing a great collapse of old code. Your childhood will be erased very soon. This is a total victory for big tech.
>>585250580I HATE HELIOS
noppers you're the only one you're very unique isn't that crazy
>>585251406just 10 showers away from 2027!
>>585251193unironically no better than a flatliner
>>585251468me too mambwo
Shoulda flatlined exhibit #3
>daisca legend raceis there a trainer on earth who doesnt have her at 5 stars already?
>"legend" race>2* characterKek, imagine having your real ult locked behind a star upgrade and it isn't even a usable one
>>585251468That's uma&co isn't it
I`m certain that they decrease the odds of getting good stuff when they give free rolls
daiwa shartlet ikuwayo
>>585251706i know someone that just started playing uma so yeah it's good for those people
>>585251468mambo club chat is literally only active during shoe pvp
What do I need to do for the 40/60 banner thing againI don't want to flatline but pulling for cards is being a terrible experience so far
>>585251468I wish I had friends
>>585251802yeah, on my chest
when do we get the button we can press that autoruns every single daily mission at once?
Third day flatlining and I feel like I'm drifting away bwos
what does it mean?
>>585251397It is a mystery
>>585251891>don't login on DAILY reset>login on BANNER reset insteadI think that's how you do it.
>>585251973it means its time for your repose anon. your repose with the lunar mares.
>>585251967we're talking shit about you in club chat btw
Do your daily pulls!
>>585251801yes it's true, there is also a guy watching your runs and giving you bad rng to prevent you from getting a good uma too
>>585251891Just don't use the free 10pull until after cm reset. Login didn't matter IIRC
>>585251684skill issue #2
>>585244827SNACK GOD
>>585252061AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EXPLODE
>>585252061>153WhyWhy didn't you flatline
>>585252061BUHIIII
>>585252049Noooooo my mambwos would never....
>>585252061
>>585252029>>585252095That seems simple enough, thanks bwos
>>585252102actually it's a luck issue
>>585252061oisu! thanks for the suggestion anon
forget daily pulls, just pull lol
How long has this existed??
>>585252384ew
>>585252061>153>>585252382retardGODs
>>585252382thanks for the suggestion anon
>>585252473>retardGODyes !
>>585252382>>585252567HOT PERIOD PULL NOW
Are people here just gambling addicts? Are they chasing instant dopamine?
Is this good?Got 2 fatties, sadly no Sweep Tosho SSRalso whats the alt kita/dia like? because im thinking of saving my free rolls
>two weeks of absolute nothing>flatline season starts>instantly get target clankanyoooooooooooooooooooticing
>>585252620this was yesterday
spechan stop mocking daiwa scarlet...
>>585252662>two (and a half) good whitesGo back to the mines
>>585252635Wit fatty is pretty good for pace chasers
>>585227404Is it me, or is Mayano kinda sexy?
>>585252749hmm i think nyot
>snacked and got 2 dupeslearn from my mistakes...
>>585252620FUCK YOUU
>>585252620wtf it's real
i only loop a single skill
>>585253029based
>>585252384great card for auto training with hints for pace chasers and greens
>>585252620It wasn't real
>>585240714My mom used to ride horses so I at least got to see them up close and brush their coat. We never owned them though. My grandparents had a farm, but kept cows and chickens. No horses.
>>585252620>hot period>50 and 80Lmao
>>585252620I suppose.
do you take Light Hello off when doing clanker runs in Unity? GL hasn't given me a 3* for like 2 weeks so I'm switching up for a while
>>585252384Top Road! So reliable! So jovial!
>>585252629what else do you think we are?
CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP
Cute!
>>585253573Still gives a nice chunk of SP and guaranteed gold playtimes over
>>585252635Kita is front runner medium supremacist and meta for yearsDia is a great late surger for longs
>>585253336you're in the soup now
>threw myself to bed after reset>can't fall asleep>can't stand up and move to pc again or head goes crazy because brain is mush rn>literally can't walk >clanker already setup so can't play anyway I hate having to sleep so much it's unreal
>>585253805You just know Kita-san thought *RAPERAPERAPERAPE* right then
That image of Super Creek with huge areolas lactating broke me.
christmas in autumn?fabric of time has changed
durrrr.....waturshi-wa:KING HAYLUR!!
I love balding ojii-san. Trainer for me?
>>585254207I'm here
>>585254091I'm so sorryPost it so we can share your pain
>>585254181erm bro mant was like 7 months ago
>>585253732nakadashi festa
>>585254228prove it
>>585254207why is shichi posting on 4chan
>>585254301
>>585244596I do, but I'm playing real games so why keep it longer than 3 shitposts a day
>>585254264https://files.catbox.moe/ychsez.jpg
>>585254301we aren't her, though?
Give me your best horse porn
CM21612091226120912261209122
>>585254207Sorry I am already fully bald and only 29
>>585254207gold city
I'll be a good boy and masturbate to curren
>>585254181>late
>>585251209Granblue is for autists that reroll their free gacha and leave, idolmaster's fans are boomers that most died during the rona and the rest are on their deathbed, and lol nobody cares about princess disconnected
>dacchis
>>585254719I dont have any end parents
>>585254667>29eww an unc
>>585251209They're all massive it's why cygames has such a large cultural footprint in Japan relative to their actual size.How Granblue manages to make a profit every single month completely eludes me
>>585254504Mmmmh yes, I see it*ryangossling.wav*
>>585254793you should be able to find a 7 end parent to borrow
Lots of cute poses in this story
>>585254634https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=GjmO16upSCKjcyd8MYSA2ws8737828287378282873782828
>>585254634>debufferFuck you, mayachi, kill this anon
>>585254920if none of the friends I have put an end parent as their borrowee, then I do not deserve to borrow it
>>585254923>mfw dia walked toward the screeni clapped
>>585254349Sure
>>585255158That's your thumb, dumbass.
>>585254941https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=hEQyy9aSNcmAEVJHXdG_Fjcx218494912184949121849491
>>585254504Holy Moly
>>585255196Oguri game innit
>>585254504
>>585252725no mercy against chestnuts
>>585255158hory shet
>>585255327Creek on my face, Tama on my dickThen they swapOguri watches
>>585255196https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=JKDlR3k_QCCRRRh_YEpoc7ltwow that was some turbo ass892754548927545489275454>>585255282it appears so
>>585255158>curren_running.webm
>>585255158how did you take this photo
>>585255503I'm bald i'm not fat i can lift my arm behind me
nicegot a new uma to hunt in lobby
Sell me on this whorseWhy is she called Wife Nature?Genuinely asking, kinda want to train her
>favorite uma>hair length>hair colorGo
on phone so too slow to join rooms836717528367175283671752
>>585255461https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=TuFkckdG58PbPZDMEYpAr_gpLast one636397616363976163639761
>>585255598i feel like i couldnt get my arm that far back enough also it would be blurry because my arm would be shaky and also not so perfectly framed either
>>585255658>got a new uma to hunt in lobbywait, do they not appear if you don't have their cards?
>>585255461thanks for hostin' and postin' data
No one even likes creek aside from her big boobssame for Zenno Rob Roy
You fags wouldn't survive a punch from me
>>585255591if SiL put some meat on her bones she wouldnt need to feel jealous of Hello
I like Maruzensky aside from her ass
>>585255694hi umama can i have some kissies
>chiyoposters are fucking bald and gayyou love balls so much you have one for a head huh?
>>585255660she's just very cute but also self aware
>>585255837They all have flat asses
>>585255694i dont think top runner is worth it as solo, never goes off64992978
>>585254504creeku sexu
>>585255782we don't care, curren.
>>585255727https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=PU4SgqUT5njIOmRKj6I12yCp>late start>late startI love this game, thanks for joining bwos>>585255750no prolem gwo
>>585255727>Last onedamn i wanted to go against that taishin
>>585255660Just train her and you'll see why. She's one of the initial umas so just do it.
>>585255753Not true, I also like Creek for being motherly and caring. A bit too motherly perhaps, but you know everyone has their quirks.
>>585255915I was thinking of her ass from this card
>>585255598You look fat
my carpal tunnel is getting worse umas for this feel?
>>585255746I lied. Miracle is not here yetthey won't start appearing until just before their debut uma bannerBUTyou won't get more than first interaction unless you own their support/uma after that
>>585255964thanks for hosting
>>585255591fuck off still you weren't there when hag marriage was released
>>585255918curren...one more81439442
>>585256145Reward sex with Ardan
>>585255660Her career story is still one of the best to this day
>>585256145oki valuable data acquiredthank youuu
>>585256359What data? Not like it mattr lol
>>585256359>SL didn't procguess I'm killing myselfThanks for hosting
>>585256359Sex reward Ardan with
>>585251706I've been playing since day 1, bought her club points and a bunch of statues for her, and she STILL isn't 5 star. I just never get her in my rolls.
>>585255746for referenceMachan and granny have no support card (yet) and I don't have their trainee versionI don't have zeppy uma but I have her R card
You say debuffers are useless on sprint but all top winrate teams on hakuraku have debuffers
Amazing pulls
>>585255678are you retardedwe know our favorite uma's hair length and color
>>585256804Shouldve flatlined bro
I kinda want to keep flatlining after the 5-day break ends.
>>585256853Mambro nyom..
>>585256853many mambwos are saying this
why did she do it
>>585256853You will be punished accordingly should you do such a thing.
>>585256935the green makes it look like she's farting
>>585256724>trusting Hakuraku
Are we done being retarded yet?
This thread was better when php was down
>>585257109thats my secretim always retarded
Yanko is a FAT FUCK
>>585255660She is the general favorite by a landslide
>>585257007Why are you like this
Taishin is so strong guh
>>585257109never.
>>585256724they literally don't though
>>585255158i know a bald guy that is from /uma/....
>>585257117But there was no thread…
>>585257170With fat fucking tits
finish the image limit you lazy bums
>>585257219okay
>>585257287YES
>>585256724Stop looking at data and run your oshi you soulless fag
>>585255678LaurelShortBlack
Bovine wife
My CB contribution
>>585257362the average team stats don't use debuffers, can you replicate a top of the server build?
>>585257296this counts as two images right?
>>585257362>all the top>only the first twodefine your parameters retard
>>585257362how does Pasa do fucking anything on this track with her unique being locked to 1st and 2ndyou're fighting 6 other pace chasers
>>585255753No. Besides her caked body and cute voice, I like Light Hello because of her empathy. She could've retired and work as an office salaryman, instead, Hello took it upon herself by working behind concerts, always giving chances to even losing runners like her senpai. Without Hello, we wouldn't have one of the best lives of all time: Girls' Legend U. Hello is such a fine woman I'd drink booze and have unprotected sex every day....were you talking about Hello right?Oh well... anyways, people have reasons similar to these for precious girls like Creek and Rob Roy.
>>585257362I've been testing against that Taishin's team. It's less because of the debuffer and more because a properly built end closer rapes this CM. The Pasa one makes sense though, Pasa is the top pace for this CM I believe.
your thread fucking SUCKS
>>585257413man i dont even remember the last time i did a manual run
next thread will be worse
>>585257612just get in front of them
>>585257612loopa more midrace skills and highroll. pasa is a rapist with her unique if you can get her in position.
bwead
>a lot of people skipping five days for banner>my club rank still falling down
>>585257809I take it like that
>>585257809Me on the right
>>585257809You can tell when they both cum
>>585257809me and her
BAAAAAKEEEER
>>585257891mambwo...
>>585257612It's a groundwork + focus Pasa. "The Witgod Special" basically.
>>585257987there is literally no proof
if your club has flatliners it's gonna lose rankmost people don't care or even know about flatlining and just play as usual
I should run pasa now that she's pretty good
nice
I found my team there but the WR's looking kinda low...
>>585258153Just say you're a virgin
>>585257537Somehow Fatco has bigger breasts than Falco herself
>>585258667>>585258667>>585258667
where thre
>>585258257Win rates are naturally lower in chukyo sprints than in other cms
>>585258435That generally happens
>>585257809I still haven't seen the original webm of this and Teio's.
>>585258754it's okteio one is shitwebm is the best part of her video
