Previous: >>585229946>NewsVersion 3.3 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/eskKHxhmjCEAgent Record | Severianhttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/46653676Agent Record | Phoenixhttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/46653231>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character Demohttps://youtu.be/wHxjO2Ut3Ic (EN)https://youtu.be/BBlnJrW0GeQ (JP)https://youtu.be/s-y-Vc1dVkU (EN)https://youtu.be/b9rqMnCNM10 (JP)https://youtu.be/w088eYNQW4w (EN)https://youtu.be/n1CR-XqPYEU (JP)>Upcoming Events for 3.2https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/166000All-New Program 09/09 - 10/20Angels Support Operation 09/09 - 11/30Potential Hypothesis: Reforged in Fire 09/09 - 10/20Clink Clank Pinball Knight! 09/10 - 10/19Shadow Chase Showdown 09/16 - 10/05Surprise Screening PLan 09/23 - 10/20Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 09/23 - 09/28Diary of an Orbie Parent 09/30 - 10/19"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 09/30 - 10/20Chronicles of the Hobbling Crow 10/03 - 10/19Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 10/14 - 10/19>Redeemable Codeshttps://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTZZZGRIND32ZZZINK32ZZZVOID32>Resources and Useful Linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Guilds>/zzz/ OP Pastebin (use this if making new thread)https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
>etherials operate under "survival of the fittest", as does the dark soul >sunbringer (named after light/fire) started out as an etherial, lord gwyn started out as a hollow undead>sunbringer did her best but ultimately failed at controlling the hollow expansion, lord gwyn did his best but ultimately failed at recreating the first flame >sunbringer split her karma core and gave it to her children, lord gwyn split his lord soul and gave it to his trusted subordinates>sunbringer propped up a lie that gave humanity hope, lord gwyn and his children did the same >sunbringer wasn't actually dead yet, lord gwyn had returned to being a hollow undead
who are your top 3 agents
>>585240173Hugo, Banyue and Harumasa.
>>585240173>Sarah>Isolde>Twiggy In that order. Don't forget about Sarah....
>>585240059Congratulations, you finally learned that Mihoyo (and china as a whole) are nothing but uncreative hacks
>>585240173all of them
>>585240173Yuzuha Nangong and your sister
You don't understand the Asian business mindset. Every time they promote Lindverne/Dracaene, in their minds they're promoting Eldreda. Yes, it's absurd, but they believe that for some reason.
>>585240008If Astra had this skin, I would have rolled or claimed her from the paypig event. Alas...
>>585240008i need shota astra and astra island mihoyo...
>>585240173Favorite/most used? Astra, Remielle, Jane Doe
>>585240173Very hard to say cause I like a lot of them, but if I have to pic I'd say...Evelyn, Orphie, Zhu even if I no longer play them cause they're bricks.
>>585243475If they're 3 separate charactersI'm still only rolking Eldreda anyway. And I still haven't played the last 3 story patches, so it's only based on looks. I enjoy hagslop.
>>585241723Need leaks
Who do you ACTUALLY want for the HSR collab?
>>585255006silver wolf IS 100% ZENLESS hypercore
>>585240173Remie Phoenix Alice
Ah, The Forecasters.
>>585255157
I love my wife Aria!!!
The body of Remielle Dan.What do you think of it?
>>585255006I wanted Evanescia, I want my Yae wife.
A R I A RIA
>>585255006SW
!!!airA efiw ym evol I
here's how the devs should have handled roxy>>LORE wise>no yuri panderingthat's a given >instead, lean into her graveyard themeshe already sleeps in a coffin and stumbles around like a ghoul, but make it so she goes to the graveyard every night to sleep. saying things like "ever since my heart stopped beating, i've not been exactly alive anyway. it's only a matter of time until i simply don't wake up one day. and i don't want to trouble people with having to bury me">also, lean into her christian themeshe already fights with a cross (including her w-engine), but make it so she talks about the afterlife. saying things like "some people are born as lords and ladies, with special porcelloy blood. others, like me, are born with a duty to aid them diligently. when has being envious ever amounted to anything good anyway?">>GAMEPLAY wise>give her more core passive optionsshe has potential to be a nangong / velina replacement, as well as an on-field DPS (since her chain attack and personal damage are quite high)simply allow her core passive to activate with a support agent (even a defensive agent would do)everything else (drive disks, w-engine, etc) is minor.the rest (looks, personality, etc) is great as is.
>>585255157>carole and helios did human replication experimentsso that explains storyteller
https://x.com/Klein175800/status/2113250462455734307
Demons and witch.
>>585255006Sparxie
>>585255347I already forgot Roxy existed
>>585255006The one you posted and Herta
I somehow have acquired a breastmilk fetish
Aria is a waste of pulls!Aria is a rugpulled jobber!Aria is a powercrept brick!
Roaring Ride is Phoenix's best cope engine right? Beside Weeping Gemini which is already equipped. Seems she likes a lot of ATK?
>>585240173zhao, roxy, piper
>>585255554Now whose breasts do you want to suck to get milk from?
i asked chatgpt to improve roxy's design
>>585255006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU6J88t4luM
>>585255006Silverwolf and Sparxie
The legs and feet of Remielle Dan.Thoughts?
>>585255236One of the hottest parts of velina anatomy is that massive bow god fuck she is bot super cute and super sexy because of that
how the FUCJK do you play phnoexi
>>585255629zhao beans on my face
>>585255757>>585255253Akira-kun's so lucky...
>>585255006I want my donkey GF.
How does he do it?
>>585255624No Gemini gives so much AP which you need more than attack.
>>585255654Next time but asterisks around the word improve
>>585255554From whom?Rina's elec flavored breastmilk?https://files.catbox.moe/mhlsh1.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/660ory.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/it3y58.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/x8w2ii.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/ydayv0.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/4uqifb.jpgOr was it Velina's wind flavored brastmilk?https://files.catbox.moe/2uupq2.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/2iwxus.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/dwiv13.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/r3kqvk.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/jfgfqw.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/qpokec.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/ua9zqr.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/y1p8sx.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/ahi7l4.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/1vfiqu.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/l1cylf.jpg
>>585255554
>>585255890why is he cross eyed
>>585255819> EX Special -> Basic Attack -> Basic Attack (repeat until you have full bar)> Hold basic > If you don't have energy, just full basic combo string> If you're about to be attacked, EX special early
Vixen
I may be stupidbut the important thing is that I'm hungry
Dialyn gf.Yes? No?
I love Hoshimi Miyabi
>>585256021>>585256095oh god
>>585256148She does this everyday btw
I'm about to be revealed as the first of 3 Sunbringer banners releasing in 3.4! Say something nice about me!
>>585256163how are her clears nowadays
damn did they release that bagel is the literal definition of DOGSHIT?
>>585256183For future referenceCross-eyed: both eyes look across the noseWall-eyed: both eyes face in opposite directions, away from the nose
Started playing yesterday.Give it to me straight>or gayFrom my understanding, you need both Phoenix and Velina, as getting one means you really need the other, so would it be better to wait for Severian (who I do kinda want based on what I'm seeing) or what's the game plan here?It feels like a super awkward state and I watched a guide that basically said you NEED Velina with Phoenix or you need to pass on her, any credibility to that? Also, who should I pick from the wheel of top tier agents? The guide also said you would need Jane but if its better to sit on my haunches and wait I'd like to know>yes, tell me how to have fun
>>585256148mmm nyes
>>585256148should've kept her hair down, and instead had an extra 1 hour 25 min of sex with me right after waking up
>>585256378Promeia and Remielle can also work with Velina, if you want a team of old hags with big tits and asses.
>>585256432What's wrong with her hair
>>585256378Velina works with any Anomaly. Phoenix needs Velina.
Rerun when?
>>585255972>>585255641>>585256004Rina and NNagi
>>585256378Phoenix doesn’t need velina, since there are other anomaly supports. Velina doesn’t specifically need phoenix, she is good with any anomaly dps. They do work together and if you are planning on getting remielle on her rerun you should get both, since it is BIS anomaly team currently
Cutehari Murphy
Explain this
>>585256517Promeia is gone Anon. A new player can never get her.
>>585256378If you started playing yesterday then it literally doesn't matter, and honestly endgame doesn't pay back the rolls for whatever agent you roll so rolling for meta won't get you too far, instead focus on getting agents you like and you'll build working teams eventually
>>585256219finally, a labubu to rival xiao'zhao
So what happened to that brown schizo who kept hoping for playable Dracaene? Death by suicide?
>>585256616Troons
>>585256616Its that one telegram where its a running joke
>>585256004Forgot about Yanagi's milkershttps://files.catbox.moe/besm9o.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/cokpcf.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/52fpew.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/q6zglc.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/g89dw2.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/tdrvlz.jpg
Stupid, sexy, stinky Belle
>>585256616HSR Trannies who got lost
>>585256148>On my way to abuse Phoenix!
BBC (big brother cock) would've saved her
>>585256745Empty syringe with two pin-pricks in her breastsI require context...
Let's behonest miyabi would've handled this truvia business already.
I'm starting to believe in the second sunrise bros...
>>585240173yixuan, miyabi, remielle
>>585256960Miyabi would be WASHED
Did Truvia turn out to be a big bullying meanie?
>>585256960woeMelon season has struck at the worst timehumanity's strongest warrior lies in a stupor, gorging herself on melon while her stomach grows to resemble one more and more with every bite.
>>585240173Aria, Fufu, Jane
>>585256378>Started playing yesterdayput /zzz/ in your bio and join our guilds- https://rentry.org/ZZZ-Guilds>From my understanding, you need both Phoenix and Velinafor a best in slot meta team? sure, but you also need remielle, and all of their balls, and why don't you grab some dupes while you're at it.you don't NEED meta builds, and by the time you get them, they'll probably be powercrept anyway>would it be better to wait for Severian (who I do kinda want based on what I'm seeing)if you like the design and gameplay, then sure, you should get the agent >or what's the game plan herewhen i started, i saved for a very very long timethat why i could afford to get whatever agent i wantedbut it's good to get agents that you like once in a white too >you NEED Velina with Phoenix or you need to pass on heryou'll be able to clear with a non-meta build, for a while. then it will be powercrept. that's the case for every agentbut even if phoenix "wants" velina right now, new agents will be released that phoenix will "want" too. we don't know what the future releases / metas will be like >who should I pick from the wheel of top tier agentsthe what now?
>Robin is freeLAAAAAAAAAME.
Feels like Phoenix's demo and EP made more people endear Dialyn compared to Dialyn's own marketing and involvement ingame.
Sigrid-inspired DA boss but to win you need to run faster than her in arima kinen
>>585257274*basedhope she's good with roxy
>>585240173Aria, Phoenix, Orphie.The Sunbringers may take Orphie's spot soon...
dangerous pervert
I await the Fake Truvia, Blasphemer and Real Truiva (Storyteller) art by Kaldrtist
>>585256954Check your trick or treat candy for razorblades, Orph
>>585257427>robin is freebased Oh no...
>>585257475So she's Darkness then?
Will Roxy be free soon?
>>585257274it's what she wanted, her holes free to use for everyone to spread happiness
>>585257427She's Eldreda Sunbringer BiS
>>585257475sadly, I dont think she'd be very good at sex, her frail sensitive body would probably just get knocked out as soon as you put it in
>>585240173Sunna, Aria, Bibian
>>585257598nodarkess doesnt kill people that hurt her and she doesnt like
>>585257475Fioni would probably break your dick with how rough she'd ride.
>>585240173eldreda lindverne dracaene
>>585257709>>585257813The answer is that both would happen
i have 200 rolls saved should i pull for phoenix or save for sunbringer?
>Free
>>585255347>also, lean into her christian theme>Roxy>Christian themeA game with zero prior Christianity references is now suddenly having Christianity references.
>>585257868save for severian
>>585256616They're called "Discordtrannies" for a reason.
I have somehow acquired a Dialyn fetish
>>585257942You quite literally cannot have goths without christian themes my guy
Alright /zzz/, its time to place them all. Who is going where
>>585240173Vivian Remie Astra
did i get baited that she is t0? at m0w0, she is barely better than my m0w1 burnice. and in da hard mode i score higher with burnice.
>>585256256Well, my experiences are to be taken with a grain of salt, but she's still consistently powerful. There's a lot of times where I could probably do much better if I had Nangong. Miyabi does have the benefit of a lot of different DA and stage buffs being usable for her. I haven't really used her much at all against Season 3 bosses as that's usually what I throw Remi/Veli against.I have fielded Miyabi in every endgame cycle since her release, and sometimes that requires some concessions, but I have fun with those too. She does quite good into Thrall, and at this level of investment if I really want to I can force the Remi/Veli comp to work.I feel I could probably improve all of these, and most cycles I do retry at least a bit. Right now I'm more interested in improving on Claret though.
>>585258187
>>585257332Sigrid inspired event game where you have to manipulate thrust speed, rotation and dirty talk to build up your cum meter high enough to make her horse pussy actually feel your load being dumped into her.
>>585257609she might be in the next "triple, no 50/50" banner, which should be around march 17th 2027.the "free unit selector" stuff tend to happen around anniversaries, and those are around 4th of july but the first time they gave a free agent selector, it was standard S ranks. the second time it was limited S ranks.i would not be surprised if the next time is a free Void Hunter selector (instead of roxy)
>>585258234Burnice is strongest agent in remiveli team
>>585258234Without Vel she is worse than Burnice
>>585258234Have you learned to properly play her?
>>585258174You make it sound like the Chinese who designed her understand that shit. They just threw shit together haphazardly like they always do. Again, imagine believing that this game, which was designed by people from a country with less than 3 percent of them being Christians, had zero prior Christianity references, now suddenly out of the blue wants to incorporate Christian symbolism into their themes.
>>585258048i skipped the entire storywhy is vivian like this?
Hairpin lore next patch, as well as sunbringer horns
>>585258326>to make her horse pussy actually feel your load being dumped into her.Its a bait to post umanko pasta isnt it
>>585258621I don't actually know what you're talking about but I get the impression it would make my dick hard
>>585258484Chosen MC indirectly and unintentionally saved her life and she became a total simp for Phaethon
Leaks when
>>585258732The weekend
>>585258695
>>585258587The hairpin is similar to those "YES" pillows they have in japan. Where you flip your pillow to "YES" if you want sex and "NO" if you don't.Belle puts on her "IN" pin if she wants you to nut inside and her "OUT" pin if she wants you to pull out>But she never-yes.
Roxytrannies are not beating the allegations.
Uhhh so is Carinus supposed to be dead or notThey piled on the melodrama with the line like "There was no further response... and NEVER WOULD BE AGAIN" and then immediately followed up with "he's a clanker he'll be fine"?
>sighhhOkay, who the fuck should I slot into here?People say put who you want but I'm willing to give up 2 or 3 slots for characters that are, you know, useful if I realize down the road I fucked up?
>>585258484Supreme mental illness. hot
>>585259054Factory reset, no memories or personality he previously had
>>585259054aint he a robot?bet he comes back as a bangboo
I don't think anyone predicted Carinus being evil.
>>585259063Nekomata and Rina are the best ones, Lycoan if you're willing to use dudes
>>585258449both were with remivel>>585258451watched some apel videos think i got the jist. burnice is way easier to play
>>585256616shrek giga blowjob
>>585259063Neko, Rina, Lycaon, S11, Grace and Koleda in that order. Yanagi is not too bad, but Caesar and Zhu can barely do much, at the end of the day, pick who you like.
Krampus slice-of-life anime fucking when?
How long can Phoenix hold her breath?
>>585259063Neko, Rina, Lycaon are must haves.S11, Grace are good.Koledea and Yanagi are mehCaesar and Zhu are "don't waste your pulls" level
>>585255485Herta / Silverwolf vs Youkai Arc would work pretty well.
>>585259186Yeah but there are robots who suffered irreparable damage and permanent death, I just can't figure out the mixed messages they were sending
>>585259063T1Neko, rinaT2Koleda, yanagiT3LycaonTShitEveryone elseNow here is an important thing: use your dick to choose
>>585258910How would Cissia react in this situation?
>>585259436>Koleda above Lycaon??????????????????
>>585259238>>585259290>>585259354>>585259436What about for these guys?
Severian is so cool
>>585259320season 4when were "convinced" to join them
>>585259436>>585259517Correction, s11 is also t2, forgot about her(hehe)
>>585258132Why does his get replies but mine doesn't, BOOOOOOO
>>585259517Cycle through all of them until they are all maxed, but absolutely get Nicole up first.
>>585259618>pag humor
>>585257942nanong, the angel thiren (with a "real" halo) has Sariel (means "god is my ruler") written on her wingsand plenty of characters wear cross necklaces >>585258479what percent of china is shinto? yet miyabi is clearly japanese, with a kami possessing her katana. soukaku is an oni. etc.meanwhile, 2.x was about china, including the voidhunters.and now, 3.x is about the west, with christian themed voidhunters, such as remielle (which means "god will show mercy"), another angelic thiren (from her M1 text: "We can put an end to evil and split the heavens. We can walk out of the fog and step closer to the truth..." "This is our nation, forever standing tall, and with the power to accomplish miracles."), as well as sunbringer (a trinity, who performed a self sacrifice to keep everyone safe) and she has demon horns.by the way, as we speak, there's an all hollow's eve event taking place in-game.
where is the sales fag? im curious
>>585259519Many people are saying this.
>>585259497Nta but Lycaon mindscape is low value
I can smell Belle from here
>>585259618????? whats the joke
>>585259517Nicole and Pulchra are must havesPiper, Manato+ Pan (they are packaged deal for new players) are goodLucy, Soukaku are mehEveryone else is trash
>>585259497>generalist stunner vs anomaly only stunner on an account with 0 stunnersHmm i wonder
>>585259661Pajeet...
>>585255890Mayor gets Yixuan AND Velina has his personal fucktoys? Hes so lucky...
>>585259618She deliberately did that just so Wise can punish her.
ZZZ anime when?!
>>585259517Nicole and Piper, i guess. id say Manato or the panda but rupture isnt really shilled anymoresoukaku lucy and pulchra also have their usesbut nicole should be priority number 1
Is she really that old?
>haven't had a double S signal for a whole year now (first was when Dialyn first released)Fuck this scam ass chinky ass game
What a cute pair of siblings, they'll grow up together and form a strong bond for life
>>585259760>lycaon>anomaly only stunnerwhat?
>>585259618>100+ comics>Only one funny>It relies entirely on something else to BE funny
>>585259054He's not, but his current body may now be entirely disabled. I wouldn't be surprised if the Sunbringers can fix him with their Genesis Reconstruction.>>585259517Nico > Manato + Pan (you kind of want to get both if you plan on using either of them) > Piper > Pulchra > Corin > Lucy > everyone else.
>>585259796She's Evelyn's mom
>>585259760NTA but Lycaon can go with any attack agent if you use Soukaku or Rina thoughbeit. And actually gives useful buffs unlike Koleda.
>>585259932Me when there's no anomaly rooms and only Armorer or Rupture rooms
>>585259750Artist assume that based off her introduction in 3.2, she was similar to Sigrid with her shitty directions, thus Phoenix went to the male side of the bath house
Apparently Jinni is also a female Ai
>>585259664All those references are as superficial as having Angry Birds and Shawshank Redemption in Phoenixs 'EP. There's no deeper meaning to it. They're copying what anime likes to do, which has also often used superficial religious symbolism to add flair, either to character designs or to story elements or just for pure aesthetics. >what percent of china is shinto?....MHY are filled with weebs. You don't have to understand shinto to want cool katanas, samurais, demons and shit in your game. You can't possibly be serious about using the existence of katanas and Japanese monsters as a roundabout way to back up your empty argument that this game has 2deep4u Christianity themes.
>>585259796She is (You)r mom in HSR
if truvia is evil, then who is the storyteller?
Canon
Seductress
>pag humor poster meltyNice another schizo for the collection
Is this a healthy brother sister relationship?
>>585260312Storyteller is... storyteller, a member of Covenant of Dayat. Seems like another ancient hag since she was in Remielle's video.
>>585260312The Truvia we fought is a construct / clone with original Truvia's eyes.Storyteller is the original Truvia (hence why she's got a blindfold, since her eyes are missing).
>>585256378If you WANT to pull either of them, then Velina is a way better investment because you can use her with many anomalies (like for example A-rank Piper).If you like Severian it's technically not a bad roll because he's an attacker and you could use him with a stunner you get in the future, however keep in mind that males in ZZZ get very limited shilling and (so far) have been either sidegrades or gotten powercrept quickly.With all that said, just as many anons have pointed out, as a complete beginner you won't have enough teams for endgame anyway. You won't be clearing anytime soon. So the best advice is unironically to roll for who you like and do a bit of reasearch to see who you should look for in the future to build teams.Keeo in mind HSR collab and Void Hunter are coming soon.
u-uooohhhhhh
>>585260520I like it
>>585260396Yes
>>585260280>didn't put a horseshoe mark on Wise's faceOk yeah this guy doesn't know the first thing about jokes
Can Ethereal's even make breastmilk, or would only Enchainers be able to. How would it taste?
Phoenix status?
>>585259618>>585260078>>585260079>>585260151>>585260280>0/5
Her ovaries are burning, will (You) help her?
>>585260680M1W1 acquired
>>585260583you could also have offscreen belle be the one stopping wise with the camera panning out to show the mark on belles face
>>585260312The real Truvia obviously.
>>585260361No this is.
>>585260680>Phoenix status?The strongest anomaly DPS
>>585260564Me middle
>>585260564
>Claret if she was good
When can we do something like this for Zenless? https://x.com/NotKeisev/status/2113089646985113689?s=20
>>585260624This should've been Pyrois
Remielle Dan has arrived.Questions?
>>585260238right, so shifu and the rest of the 2.x cast is clearly chinese buddhism.miyabi and plenty of other agents are clearly japanese shintoism.but when there's blatant christian symbolism, it's defiantly not taking place. can't wait to hear how in 4.x, when we go to some arabian desert, with "jinni the AI", tanned woman wearing head coverings and men wielding curved scimitars, we will all be talking about how it's blatant muslim symbolism, yet you still will vehemently deny the christian symbolism, because that's the only one that upsets you.
>>585260881She should have been a redhead with blonde ribbons IMO, would have made her more unique and Asuka coded.
>>585255006GIVE ME HERTA PART TWO NEXT YEARFREE HER FROM HSR
>>585260412Her appearance in Remie's video is after Remie woke up, so quite recent actually. It doesn't confirm anything about her age.
>>585256960Miyabi should barge into the next TOPS meeting and decapitate every single participant indiscriminately, then go and do the same in Mayweather's office while Lycaon watches in horror.
>>585260312Either the real Truvia mutated by whatever pod her NAKED body was in, or her form after absorbing her stand/etheric otherInb4 she has belle's DNA so that's why she has a sexy Etheric Other
>>585260379>oomphie
wtf i am literally a 1% battery girl
Siblings shouldn't do this.
>>585261063*punts*
>>585256616Nothing can fix EldreadaActually nevermind, its called Lindverne
I look like Lindverne
>>585240059Yeah I saw that statue of Mombringer and immediately thought of dark souls. However, I will forgive them if we get a weekly Gael-like boss after the Sunbringers are out
Okay.So I'm going to pickNekomata, Alex, Lycaon, Soldier 11, Grace, and KoledaFor the other choices I'll go with Nicole and Lucia De Montefello
What are their chink names?
>>585261029> Shifu and Shungus go kill Miyabi because she went rougeBravo. You killed the thing you loved.
Look, TV mode is fun!
Patsy
Roscaelifier is such a bunch of jobbers.Should have sent Shifu in and take care of their problem. Now their shitty mistake is everyone's problem now.
>>585261296>>5852606940/6 now.
>>585261062That CG was almost certainly the copy Truvia right after getting made.
>>585261489FVVVVAAAARK
My new wife arrived today
Ok who is having a melty?
>>585260680skipped. one good team and an aria sidegrade without her optimal setup i'll wait for kafka
>>585261489Nah, Shifu is there to hold the sky falling.
Phoneix is probably the last agent I'm rolling this season
We love Dark Spuls here, right? Soulsbros?
>>585256148>spending an hour on make updo women really
>>585261596everyone seems pretty happy actually the devs really cooked this update
Marriage with Lindverne
>>585260992Slow down there, triggered Christcuck.>miyabi and plenty of other agents are clearly japanese shintoism.No. You haven't even made a case for this. Your retarded argument boiled down to "there are supernatural shinto elements in the game, therefore the characters associated with this religion like Miyabi and Soukaku have the religion's themes as central aspects of their characters." Which is not true.>we will all be talking about how it's blatant muslim symbolism,Sure, but there won't be any actual Islamic themes. You're either high or insanely disingenuous if you think anyone in MHY will have read anything further than the simplified wiki entries for Islamic or Arabic demons/mythology and Baidu image searches for Islamic/Arabic aesthetics. >yet you still will vehemently deny the christian symbolism, because that's the only one that upsets you.Christcucks with victim/persecution complexes. An all-time classic.
>>585261785I might M6 her because nobody else interests me. But I get the feeling that would still be worse than rolling Velina for her.
>>585261596Sometimes our neighborhood south-east asians like to post their pictures of their husband wise NTRing them
>iphone file nameand he has bitten
I'm in love with Reffaella
>>585261596yuritards that was banking on Roxy.
I'm 36 with pretty bad ED, well it's caused by a multitude of things that if I fixed I would be okay with but generally speaking how good does sex actually feel? I normally can do well with whiskey dick but only for a short time and I gave my V card to a fucking land whale when i was like 20 which I still regret and can't really remember much.
Why did Phoenix flop?I thought meta women sell?
>>585261792
>>585261489Actually pretty funny how incompetent they are. I mean the writers obviously want to avoid another Yixuan situation where she keeps solving every problem befitting her status and strength, but yeah, it just make everyone retarded. Bloody hell, even Fufu had more competency that Airspace Patrol and she slimed Exaltists left and right and off-screen just made them disappear with Pan DESPITE being dumb as hell.
Haha...
>>585261402Miyabi would stomp shungite and fraudfu.
>0/7
Velina fucking WON
>>585261956Many say this
>IToddlerKek
>>585262236... the shota hunting competition
>SIGHHHHOkay, NOW who should I pick?Jesus christ
>>585262061I don't see a horse of people giving a real shit about Eldreda either to be honest, and Phoenix didn't do amazing either lmao.More importantly, the story itself is doing a lot more work to sell Lindverne than Eldreda so far.
>>585262264pitslut
>>585261489Really fucking bothers me that Yunkui apparently is the only faction that has ether control/manipulation methods. Like what the fuck is NE doing not learning their shit
Yidhari Murphy won!
>>585262006M6 is more soulful but you might as well get Velina unless you don't like Velina
>>585261832An unironically, yes. And then she blames you for going to shitter for 5 minutes after you are already 1.5h late
why is the pag spamming these dogshit wisewimp comics
>>585262282um actually, she pleases old men like the mayor
>>585262072Caelus is so lucky
>>585262061>>585262215>0/9.Where’s the funny anon?
>>585262445because you keep reacting like the fish you are
>>585262403Velina is so erotic
>>585262449That's just her job.
>>585261769Lindverne was so cute in that scene, is a shame Remi had to step in
>>585261996i'll be praying for you, jewish broget well soon
>>585262525Funny?I was posting a reason why no one is pulling for RoxyThey just happen to be the same artist.
Claret the ORAL SEX queen.
>>585262346Just pick who you like anon, is your account not ours>But the metaIt really doesn't matter
>>585262072Genuinely depends on who you’re fucking and how she reacts
>>585261402Miyabi kills them too thougheverbeit
>>585261369>Tèlǐwēiyà>Sàiěrpíkē
Youkai...
What's wrong with these siblings?
>Diarrheadew spam
>>585262943what
>>585262982cute and canon <3
Sigrid De La'zure gf.Yes? No?
>>585263013still mad he refused to draw yuri?
>>585262417Nothing against Velina, but I don't like suddenly being told I NEED her when I really just want Phoenix
>>585263057Snakes lay eggs
>>585263085only if she lets me eat her donut
>>585255226So, was removing her eyeballs her vision of deflowering?
The solution for this? Beatings.
>>585256148>does take a shit in the morning>doesn't shower in the morningI hate people with no hygiene
>>585262648You can post as many images of crosses as you want, and it still won't demonstrate anything about MHY's design intent beyond the superficial aesthetics I mentioned from the very start.Please tell me the deep thematic nuanced symbolism of having Angry Birds and Shawshank Redemption prominently referenced as part of Phoenix's EP. Or all the deep Buddhist religious themes being expressed by showing dozens of Chinese/Hong Kong cinema references in Fufu's EP.Or of having Uma Musume and Jujutsu Kaisen as 2deep4u references in Sigrid's trailer. >i'll be praying for you, jewish broAh yes, the "you're a jew!!!" accusation. The last refuge of a cretin like you with no actual arguments. Might as well call me a tranny a retard or any combination of the usual insults.In other words, I accept (you)r concession.
>>585263297Bossy?Busty?Beaut?
>>585263085Horse Wife, Happy Life.
I love this guy's artstyle
>>585263349try me silly cunt
>>585263085>frenchhmmm nyope
>>585256616that top is fucking stupid
>>585263297>Wise: "Bride?"
phoenix would love this thread (she'd die of laughter)
>>585263594>Aria level 1Your gonna trigger that Aria-anon
Oh shit I forgot about my bug family in chinkland, hope they are still alive
phoenix would love this thread (she'd slit her own throat)
>>585259186I was thinking about this, but I'd prefer sunbringboo
>>585261489Wouldn't have happened on Fufu's watch, that's for sure
>>585263512
Sssshh....Phoenix is sleeping...
the joke is..... SEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>585262714Why is Dialyn so fucking shortIt can't just be because she's Chinese, Yixuan's Chinese tooJust imagine picking her up and
Your Belle shipment has arrived
>>585263917If I had yixuan gf Id get fucking jacked to pick her up and
>>585263594Kek
Does a Dialyn fix your life up?
>>585262072Stop beating off to your fetishes ten times a day. Helped me
>>585263739KEK so much funnier than the wise harem shit
>>585263112>Low effort model trace slop that’s only a step above AI slop.Who would WANT him to draw anything?
>>585263157Nothing sudden about it, she's been wheelchairing anomalies since Remi droppedBut Remi/Phoenix/third anomaly seems competent enough for those who don't want to metafag
>>585264045
>>585264045Yes, under duress and force
The funny.Post it.
People who hates those comics probably watch bing bang theory and cant laugh without bazinga and laugh track every 5 sec
I want smelle and loom agents
>>585264159>those grapes must surely be sour
>People who hatesbuenas tardes Felipe
Velina is the same mistake they did with Lucia. Fuck that shit
>>585264269>People who love those comics probably watch bing bang theory and cant laugh without bazinga and laugh track every 5 secFtfy
My AI girlfriend cannot be this cute!
How heavy is Belle's fat ass that Wise can barely lift her?
>>585264397No they probably love those AI fruit people videos about cuckolding
man we're going to need a really fucked up disorder support to get rid of smellina's slop
>>585264348>Thinks calling objectively low effort shit objectively low effort shit is sour grapes.
Lot of pag posting for some reason. Did someone post two girls kissing?
>pag humor threadI can contribute too
>>585264598Someone implied the LGBTAngels of Queerlusion flopped (as they did)
>>585264578thats why they requested yuri, right?
>>585264258But that's the catch, anon.There is no funny. There never WAS any funny. And there never WILL be.
why are the gays here so vicious towards Velina Airgid?
If Hoyo had taste in alt outfits...
>>585240008>Try to get Phoenix>Get KoledaOh no! I lost 50 pulls!
>>585264347>promeia>knows what sex isQuestionable
>>585263406NTA but>"zero prior Christianity references">gets btfo>"w-well it's just superficial"KEKRemie's animated short has a literal church btw.
>>585264656Why does it go to 15?
how can one man by this funny?????
>gets killed >revives and starts talking cool>truvia still just gets away scotfreekinda cringe
Nangong told and showed me what sex is without my consent
>>585264705Her perfection blinds the fool
>>585264485She isn'tWise during season 1 is physically a wimp and the trainings that the siblings did during season 2 got Wise to be more fit, which you can see i his summer outfit.>inb4 we don't see them traindepending on the story, there are time skips in between patches
Sibling sex
>>585264850>pag humor
T-they still can be Wise and Belle!
>>585264768I forgot about the superficial Christian references prior to Roxy's since they had such nonexistent thematic impact beyond the usual "rule of cool" aesthetics. Again though, these references have as much thematic depth as a The Shining reference in Yuzuha's EP or a Lord of the Rings Mordor reference in one of Koleda's commissions.
>>585265026*North American
Is this /zzz/ approved comic?
Jesus, everyone in New Eridu is getting laid
>>585265167Dialyn friend would be so handy
Who opened the floodgates to mumbai? It reeks of curry in here.
>>585265102
>>585264692>TheyWhoever “they” are have shit taste in artists.
>>585265181EXCEPT ZHU YUAN LOL
>>585264768Christianity exist?
>>585265056It been disproven in 3.1, but I always believe that given that Wise looks similar to him, Joyous was the MC's ancestor
>>585265338She has me
NO
>>585265309>bangboo themed season>most bangboo have been turned to set dressing
>>585265487Wise is looking extra zesty today
I love pag humor
femboyous..
>>585265394Crazy how that was legit one of OGBringer's original designs.
I kissed Yuzuha
>>585265160You wish sukhdeep
>I am a self inserter and these are my jokes.
>>585265487Holy sex
>>585265701Alice...
>>585265707Look at his xitter profile prakesh
>decent-to-neat fanart being posted>tarnished by ESLbabble dialogue in the picturesSome of these images have only like 2-3 lines of dialogue. How hard would it have been to plug in those lines to some grammar-checking website to make sure it's all good? The process should take less than 10 seconds.
Wise and his harem are so lucky...
>>585265690/zzz/ in frontcomicspammers in back
ahhhhAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>585265790he has one joke and its>all the women love me!
>>585265298Post more like this
Wisejeets are so unfunny and unloved
>error: file too large
Apart from different VAs because that would have made the reveal automatically obvious, explain to me how Storyteller can not be the real Truvia and the one we fought a fake.
>>585265908Absolutely based
Wisearyans are so hilarious and beloved.
YES
>Pag God Diarreahdew gets criticize once>Has a full on melty and spams unfunny comics
>>585265132Yeah, you made a statement, got proven wrong, and then shifted goalposts because you're too prideful to accept your own error. You implicitly conceded your original point by trying to shift your argument.Btw there are several characters who use christian sayings in the story like "cross to bear". But you'll just weasel around again to say it doesn't count anyways.
>gets criticize onceBENCHOD!!!
>>585240173My top 3 are remi, veli and norma gear wise (gearing up pheonix atm)My favourite 3 are cissia(i dont own cos I started after) horse and remielle but pheonix is not far behind.
>>585266168I do this
It doesn't financially make sense to commission art when I can just gen it, but I still want to +1 the art on boorus with something that hasn't been done...
>>585266271maybe dont
What's a pure copium wish that you have for this game?
>>585266001I...I can not!
>>585265875Murph relax theres nothing to fear
>>585266329Not canon, she would continue sucking it
>>585266335That we are eventually getting characters that don't look AI generated from a dataset of HSR designs
pagba dabba doo, I’m a cuck and so are you! My name is wise, I like to watch all night
>>585266168This one is good
Horse pussy
>>585266452Jeet...
>0 laughs and not counting
>>585265685The boos, they're all so cute.
What triggered the wisepag this time?
>>585266335Ronova expy
>>585265160Just because Phong moved here at 19 to go to college doesn't magically make him American
And they fucked
>>585264258
Hag-fatigue
The GOAT you ordered has arrived.Do you accept?
>>585265524What's happening there, did wise randomly get her a nipple bite? wtf is this composition
>>585266564Not according to Remielle, she said the prototypes weren't cute at all
>>585266335They will actually give us alliance raids and co-op instead of just more eventslop
>>585266714I need to inspect her butthole first
>uwaaa, what will Akira onii-chan give us??
>Japs prefers blue skin while westerners prefer the red skinThoughts
>Anons, jeets, and niggas think Eldreda is gonna be our Void hunter.>Bitch isn't doing shit.>Even her plan to fix shit basically boils down to not doing shit.>Karma core she's using in Prophecy trailer is Lindverne's.>Lindverne is the only Sunbringer that befriended Remielle.>Lindverne is getting all the screentime.>Lindverne has a special assist animation during the last quest.>Lindverne (along with the proxies and other foreigners) is surprisingly not shown fighting in the Prophecy trailer despite being shown to be present.>Lindverne is 100% resonating with Wise again when fighting Youkai/Trivia.>Lindverne is literally reskinned Kiana.
>will give us Holy shit can someone kill this unfunny wisejeet
>>585266625Someone said means things about their sense of humor.
>>585266335For ZZZ right now I'm just going with the flow and don't have any big hopes.But I'd love a true large outer ring chapter, with a much bigger hub than Blazewood. With a true cyberpunk nomads experience. And biker outfits for the proxy.
>>585266792I like the default white because I'm white
>>585266763>>585266784
>>585263085Wife
>>585266759
>>585266714in Old Country Lucia would be worth many cows
>>585266784Stop...
>>585266728I don't believe in Remi's lies.
>>585267059They were both executed by the CCP for this btw
>>585267059Trans women's favorite.
>>585267059Why would you post this he's gonna go ballistic
>74>75>72>won 3 50/50s in a row for Velina dupes and her first cardholy fvarking based, after years of being unlucky something good
>>585267059>two e.t plastic surgery abominations with skin bleaching are mentally ill enough to kill each other How do we solve the Asian Michael Jackson phenomenon?
>>585266784>>585266763LMAOOOOOOOOOO
You aren't smitten with a GOAT...are you?
>>585266792Cute vs cool I think.
>>585267272>ameritrannoid IToddlerMakes sense really, you've been seething all day.
>>585267227gratz, bro
>>585267278I want to eat Lucia.
>>585263823not even a lie here
>>585267059Asian makeups is so disgusting
>>585266792>while westerners prefer the red skinDunno where you got your source for that but I bought the blue one
>>585267354You’ve been exposed as being brown, shut up cuckold
>>585266452lmaoooo
>>585266645Yuzuha is deaf
>>585267419I can see it
>>585267449Ameritranny is >50% brown lmao shut your whore ass up
>>585267579NTA post hand Muhammed
>>585267449>pissraeli goyslave talking about cuckoldryThe irony
>>585267579You got deported and you now you’re salty, it’s okay carlos
>>585267354>WHO CARES IF I’M AN ESL PAG, YOU USE AN IPHONE!
>>585267740pakistan
>>585267694>NTAwhy do you keep saying this? We know you're the same muttgroid ameritrioon
>Annihilation SimulacrumI forgot about this mode
>>585267525Alright this one is funny
everyone here seems to hate each other. I think we should all set aside our differences and kiss and make up
>>585267770>>585267789>>585267817Mutts having a melty again, try not to samefag so blatantly saar
The GOAT walk...
>I can't find the toliet handle is this a thing that happens in your country
>>585263157I stand by you need M1W1 Phoenix bare minimum if you don't want to use Remielle or Velina
>>585267896I like you anon.
>>585267954It happens a lot in America yes.
>>585267740>>585267905>Europe is Israel’s bitch as well >even the third world countriesExplain that then homo, Israel owns everything
>trannymerican meltyYou're losing lmao
>>585267905>He says while he spams pag comics and art.
>>585268019Never in my life have I had trouble finding how to flush even when I went abroad.
i think lucy might be a slut
Lindverne will be the void hunter because all void hunters are size 02
>>585268042>N-NO Udamn mutts have lost the plot
>>585268064But it’s valid because I’m brown and trans, just like my hero wise
>>585268105i think you might be brown
>>585268064Why? Should we spam special comics approved by trannymericans?
>>585268221>But it’s valid because I’m brown and transAverage american.
>>585256148>one hour and thirty minutes to get ready for work >bitch doesn't even shower
Is it true that the US losing the culture war?
>>585268312>he doesn't shower before bedyuck
>>585268225SAAAAAAR SHE LOOK GOOD SO SHE SLUT BLOODY BENCHOD I RAPE HER AND THEN HAVE GAY SEX WITH MY UNCLE
>trying to paint this obvious third-world'er as an AmericanKek
>>585268081Your indian neighbors don't.
Was it an improvement?
>>585268505No.
>>585268464You're thinking of Canadians we have LatinX here in the states and they know how to use toliets.
>>585268505Downgrade just like wise the cuckold loser
>>585266335Actual multiplayer mode that I know will never happen because not even Genshin gives a shit about multiplayer
>>585268440Trannymerican timezone buffoon.
wait, thats bad
Did someone order a slutty cop?
>>585268581Rapidly increasing pajeet population says otherwise.
>>585268505not even remotely
>>585256616eldrada is mid compared to the other two sunbringers, not that surprising
how can you make so many attempts at jokes with none of them being remotely funnylike how is that even possible
>>585268659>wisejeet is retarded and doesn’t even play the game while eating pagpagZhu Yuan is a normal girl that is faithful and loyal
>>585268706Not really. We've had an over 90% decrease in H1b and Indian immigration for over two years now. It's Canada and Europe that are doubling down on Immigrants.
>>585268762She's only slutty to Wise my dear gender-questioning american friend.
>post funny comics>get to watch a schizo lose it as a bonusgood times
Pagger melty in progress lmao.
THE REMIELLE DAN GFHAND HER OVERSLOWLY
>>585268871Based trannymerican, I love sucking Jewish cocks btw.
>>585268505It's objectively better but it didn't fix her face so it's pointless.
lol
>>585268753Just brown third worlder things >>585268863Like this troon>>585268864And I get to sit here and laugh while eating superior western food while you eat garbage on the sidewalk
>Randomly reverse image search one of the spammed comics.>Artist is from SE AsiaEvery time.
>>585268706few cities on the west coast mostly it's honestly a canadian problem we have a hispanic problem
>>585268864i just wish dd didnt put anti-ai noise on every pictureimages look so dirty
>>585268972>>585268984Just a reminder that trannymerica is dying
>>585268972no, you cope with believing that about me just so you can feel any sort of comeupance when its really not the case
wife
>>585269001Uh huh
>>585267430>my sourceI made it up :D
>>585268630Nice try, but the posting (arguing) style is too similar to the other 3rd world schizos from before.
>>585268505nothing can fix this character
>>585269083>>585269094Stop posting your wimp and go outside and get your free boiled garbage, meanwhile real men are eating steak and chicken
>
I need to be...fixed?
>>585269121Just because he lives in America doesn't mean he's white.
>>585269083Yeah I already accepted we will never live in space colonies, idiocracy will become real
>>585269203why? because you said so?
>>585269203>real menWhat's with "real men" and selling their kids to Jewish oligarchs while sucking Israeli dick?
Ben's armpits.My face.Now.
Most lust inducing agent?
BUILT
>>585269250>idiocracy will become realIt already has when every western country imported lowlife brown trash, now people are too brown and stupid to even look things up without ai. I’m gonna be the main character surrounded by morons soon enough.
>>585269203Cope tranny :)
>>585269430>I’m gonna be the main character surrounded by morons soon enough.You inbred niggers say the dumbest shit.
>>585266335Dillan a rank armorer
>>585269317>shit I made up because I’m brown >>585269301Yes, it’s that simple. You don’t want me telling your pag mom on you, right?>>585269532Keep bleaching your skin, you’ll never have my color
>>585269717>shit I made up because I’m brownLMAO now mutts are denying what they do every day.
>>585269717make me, bigboy
THE SPAM WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORAL IMPROVES.
>>585269717How much have you donated to Israel?
>>585269651>pag bro resorts to using underhanded tricks like telling his mommy the janny Wisejeets are so fragile that it’s quite insane
https://youtube.com/shorts/h_F_CxqBmB0?si=MIwY2wBjYFA0Neld
>>585269891Pretty sure that was a trannymerican seething at antisemitism.
Ye Shunguang get naked
WiseGODS yet again breaking tranny minds without effort
>>585269873Billions so they can wipeout those subhuman brown Palestinians >>585269812I’ll fly over and bang your sister if I have to>>585269790Another drone strike for my brown kings
>>585270124Kawaii
Wait, are you seriously telling me that WiseDEVAS won again? That's 5943th time this week!
>>585270076uhhh >>585269651 LOL
>>585270193He just gets all the bitches.>>585270149Based zogbot, daddy trump is proud of your gaping anus!
>>585270064finally a good post
>>585270149>indian threatens to rape my sisterhow typical
>>585270193Imagine the smell
WisePAGS once again mind broken without effort.
>>585270193Cute and canon
>>585265701Gross
>>585270193This happens every day
Is this what you spend your disability checks on?
WiseGODS just can't stop winning.
>>585270318The stench of curry and cow dung from the wisejeet would overpower everything.
isn't this outfit too lewd to be out in public with?
>>585270293Who said rape? You are a weird pag, bro. I was obviously gonna hit her up consensually>>585270284I don’t do it for trump, I just do it for the game of it
Crap, my mind got broken!
WisePAGS just can’t stop spamming.
>>585269967Nigga, Americans don't give a shit about antisemitism
How do I cope with not having a Yuzuha to bully me in my life?
WiseLORDS.....MERCY
>>585270438no way someone like you can get sex otherwise
This is how an Administrative Director dresses like
WiseDONGs serve me up a tasty plate of pad thai please
>>585270458Yuribro...
>>585260903Grade 2 Belle Pyrosis, trust.
F-Fuck, you won Wise, I'll clean my ashore now and l-leave...
>>585270458Wisewimp…
>>585270537>he says while projecting, pretending to be the gayest mc ever known to mankind It’s obvious that you can’t get anything yourself, are you upset that I’d treat your sister good?
>>585270458c/u/ck...
>>585270458Yuritranny...
>>585270727i mean, youre the one who went there, no?its too late to save face
WiseBVLLZ saving the thread with cute and canon comics, again...
the question is why was she like this when Remi came to visit
Bellsissies malding and seething at his P R E S E N C E is always funny ngnl
>>585270909I never went there, you just have weird pag dreams about me raping your brown family. We don’t do that in white land™
btfo
>>585266335Co-op mode is still coming
shhh...dont tell anyone I won, okay?
>>585271010She knew the truth at that point, now here comes Remielle pissed off at her/her mom with a knife
>>585270437Why is Yuzuha looking at me like that
>>585271045yes you did
>>5852711093 tranny countries and Japan, incredible.
>>585271010because she just learned her mother is getting used as a glorified battery for hollow data harvesting?
WISEGOD, OUR SPAM IS JUST! ALLAH HAS DECREED IT!
>>585271153Oh my god it’s a real manly mc unlike that cuckold Jew wise
can someone explain why they made velina replace all previous anomaly comps and then they still went and added an anomaly that performs with velina exclusively?
>>585271258>cuckold JewAverage amerimutt elite whom they bow down to
>>585271153you got it, ye shunguangfan
Wise mindbroke you.
>>585271206Never happened, she asked to marry me btw. Guess we’re family now?
>robin is free>BiS for sunbringerSo we have claret, sunbringerx3 and Robin as the next meta team.
>>585271331Anomaly had a centralization problem since Vivian only cemented with Yuzuha
>>585267803
>>585271331They needed to shift gears as hard as possible after AoD flopped despite being extreme powercreep, considering the effects this would have on endgame.
