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Greetings
>>585293225Rape
wahey
>>585293225hewwo
I like mambo
when's someone gonna post a good comment in this thread
>>585293127Very good OP!
GLORIOUS MOMENT!
>>585293127Dia a cute
>>585293358the uma, the club, the bird, which one?>>585293328>>585293341hello
broke the 100k yay
>my club falling in ranks even moreBros... it's over
>>585293536mambwo...
>>585293529aim for 200 next
I hope Still poster is okay.
>>585293358Your fortune today is GREAT LUCK! Mambo will be recruiting FIVE new members in November. It's your chance to join!
hellohave a lot more sp leftover than I thought, so gaze is pretty good. rapes hard
>>585293485The club, uma is kinda shitty though!!
>>585293628stop posting this please
>>585293485Nobody likes the club
>>585293623Are you actually or are you toying with me
>>585293623@grok is this real
>>585293681what
>>585293662don't shay that...>>585293628I wish I had sweepy...>>585293717wrong
>>>/sp/158292820>>>/sp/158292820>>>/sp/158292820PLEASE POST IN MY SPORTS RELATED UMA THREAD
>>585293623this is fake but funny so i will act like its real
>>585293328WAGIE!
Digitan LOVE
>>585293404perfection
>>585293623>fiveDamn cant wait to see dahbry posts
>>585293813ebayan will job
>>585293613Same. Not because I'm a chaser, but because they're unintentionally (I THINK) very funny.
Rickey will grant you good luck but only if you reply with a quote from the Dao De Jing.
>>585293485Everyone likes the club
>>585294026wrong
>>585293485helloe
I was promised Mambogeddon. Why are they still A+?
I don't like Mambo
umamusume whores on my face
>>585294240El...
I left mambo
>>585294237they got builled into not flatlining for rolls by currenposters
I requested "birth of the beast" on the jukebox, the game went dead silent, lobby is pic related, fuku's mouth doesnt move when talking, and I actually can't change to other songs.... this is not a joke....
I'm going to get kicked out of the Breeder's Cup for humping the Yanko statue
>>585294310
when are kitarolls I'm itching again
>>585294237this time for sure!!
>>585293997>m.jpgDAI KYO DESU
>thought i'm low earner in my club >average 6 mil a day>check others clubs>they have 3 mil a day people Damn, i think i'm alight bros
>>58529438448 hours
>>585294310The number of the beast is actually 7, not 666.
Why is El condor Speed better than Kitasan or Duramente?
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>585294520bump it up and join uma club
>>5852945292 SP bonus 1 all stat bonus
well fuck. 63 days of uma
>>585294520there are people itt with sub 1mil per day
>>585294527the number of the beast is 810 actually also>7
Gettin' twitchy, flatlining was a mistake.
>>585294679Is it that big of a difference.It's only a 1 and 2
>>585294683glad I only play on my phonedon't even want to think about how much of my worthless pathetic life I've already wasted on this thingI love uma musume but I hate myself
>>585294825+1 is actually +5
>>5852945292 sp bonus, all stats bonus, and unlike Tachyon she gives a universal gold and skills.>>585294825The x bonus stat on cards is applied before multipliers.
you can log in now
>>585294874>I love uma musume but I hate myselfvery common sentiment here. many such cases
>there are a large amount of flatliners ITT that will have to spark to get kita
>>585294883Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh you lost me>>585294896>before multipliers.Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I don't get it
>>585294683I enjoy monster rancher where you train only pixies.
>>585295086>+1 to all stats +1 to speed +1 to stam +1 to power +1 to guts +1 to wit
>>585295153But that's a +1, how does that make a difference?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7r_Dm4dEfIwe are so back oguribros
ryan LOVE
>>58529507450 rolls cheaper!
ass wonderher ass is a wonder
Moo...
>>585295204No one would have sex with Chrono
If 7 my vacation gets extended indefinitely.
>>585295372stop lying
>>585295239>>585295086You are the target demographic for those shitty phone game ads.
>>585295292>Dantsu I promise you'll win your next G1 if you wear this.
>>585295372wrong
>>5852953897 and you login right now
>>585295121where are your mobile hours bwo
https://jiggie.fun/WnVpRXhttps://jiggie.fun/WnVpRXhttps://jiggie.fun/WnVpRX
>>5852954784 and he deletes his account
1 more day of card free 10s, right?
7 and Kitasan owes me paizuri
>>585295467>
>>585295086Lets say training on a level 2 speed facility gives 5 sp (pulling numbers out of my ass to give an example). That 5 sp is then multiplied by the friendship bonus of all the speed cards on that facility, the training effectiveness and mood effect of all cards present, and other various buffs. Stack enough buffs and those +5 can be tripled to a +15 (think about how much speed clicking on a double or even triple speed rainbow gives you vs a rainbowless speed click).The +2sp bonus is applied before all of these other multiplers. What you are then doing instead is adding 2 to those 5 (7), THEN tripling to get 21 sp. That's 6 sp from a +2sp card. Now lets say you have both tachyon and pasa (both have +2sp) on that speed training. Suddenly your speed click is giving you 27 sp (9 times 3).
>14 End Oguris>1 of which activated sprint spark to AI'm about to kill myself
>>585295074the whole point of flatlining is that it makes the spark cheaper, what you should curse them with is actually getting both kita and dia in 50 or less, since that invalidates their entire flatlining period
>>585295542nyes
any other danchous here ever worry that your club actually fucking hates you and just puts up with you for the carats because switching clubs is too much of a hassleor is it just me
>>585295681I dont hate my danchud
>>585295681I left my club because I hated my danchou
>>585295651>this is supposed to be ugly and fat
>>585295646oooh so scary I might get Kitachan and Diachan for free!
>>585295681I actually like my danchode, but I might not like you, a danchode.
>>585294683didn't know you could check hours on phone
7 and Dantsu owes me marriage and a long happy life together.
>>585295646invalidates what nigga? i'm having fun playing other games and shitposting here heh
sometimes I think being a danchode would be fun, because then you can cultivate your own club culture.
>>585295272WATCH OUT OGURI
>>585295681no
>>585295813I am not a leader of men, since I prefer to follow...
>>585295681no because its a b+ club and all i do is purge the dead and accept new
>>585295595
>>585295450You are not wrong but I don't understand how from 72 turns you can get about ~40+ stat extra yield from training can be vastly better...>>585295631Ohhhhhh I get it now, thank you wise man. I will leave at your doorstep an offering of horse meat for your wisdom.
I'm club hopping next week
>>585295681i had that concern when i became a yapper but now idc they can join a different club if that bothers them. people are always shifting around its not a big deal if someone doesnt like you.
>>585295681Sometimes I fantasize about having sex with my danchud and then killing him in the middle of the night while he's asleep next to me.
>>585295894This is perhaps the gayest post I've ever seen, and we've had people doing ERP here
>>585295941its true getting the sp bonus ones a few turns late is no big deal
>>585295962stop posting this
>>585295802>>585295759shhhh let me run my psyop I'm on your side
>>585295927
>>585295681my danchou is cuteand I mean that unironically, he is clearly putting the effort while I am not, so maybe he fucking hates me instead and puts up with me because kicking and recruiting is too much of a hassle
>>585295927Too small
>>585295681Not my problem anymore
>>585296009Uhhhhhhhhhhh so it's not a big deal if I don't have cards with SP Bonus?
>>585295941the same applies to stuff like speed bonus and power bonus etc on cards. It's a very valuable stat to have. And since sp bonus applies to every training always, we'll eventually enter the meta where cards either have 2 sp bonus or they suck.
>>585296096
>>585295372I would indeed I kiss Chrono Genesis without permission while I cum in her umanko on a dangerous day.
>>585295941I don't remember how to quote deadposts so I hope this lands>>584452265This post had a nice showing with examples
>>585296254Her milk must taste divine
>>585295681my danchou is amazing
I like dantsu quite a bit but she's a pacekek...
>>585296413me on the right
I do my 5 borrow runs & that's that (mostly)
>>585296459she's also not coming out anytime soon, so you'll have plenty of time to get over her.
>>585296220I grew up learning this game by ranking stats, so I always picked the ones that had strong training effectiveness, specialty priority, friendship bonus, mood bonus and initial gauge.In that order. Is Sp bonus and Stat bonus much more important than any of these? How would you rank it?
danchou worship disgusts me
>>585295681Mambochou...
>>585296076>>585295927>>585295595>>585295292Paizuri.
>>585296459>B late, doable>but unique is really biased against lateHate this meme
>>585295962keep posting this
>>585296707God I'd make her squeal like a pig
>ugly uma hours
>>585296814I don't see anyone posting Biwa???
>>585296413me on the left
>>585296814but TM Ugg O isn't being posted right now
>>585296413my pov
The Dantsu figure might be the sexiest an uma has ever looked
>>585296836Did he win
mickey ulala burger
Why is she like this?
>>585296814Since Dantsu is canonically ugly, would she be easy?
>>585296559Mood bonus is shit, so def above that. It depends a bit on the bonus and the card, Kitasan's power bonus for example is very good because it means your speed clicks will add a bit more power too (since we hate running power cards right now). SP bonus specifically is very valuable since like I said it always works everywhere. Honestly there's no clear ranking of all of those things because you just want them all. You're better off just throwing cards in a training sim like this jp one https://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/283210 and then looking at their skills and specialty priority to see how they stack up against each other.Basically every good card in the future that people will tell you to consider rolling for will have a combination of everything you mentioned and also stat/sp bonus. Duramente speed can somewhat make up for her lack of sp bonus because of her really high friendship bonus meaning specifically speed rainbows still give good sp, but plenty of people will tell you to skip that card unless you are rolling for Dia wit (and Dia wit is the real prize on that banner).
>>585296459this is a pacegawd game chud
>>585296986got 5th iirc
>>585297052my wife can do whatever she wants
>>585297090Aww, that would've been a funny flex if he did.
need Dantsu nonny to fatten up with my man milk
>>585297052The foot part of her stockings would make for excellent tea bags...
>>585295681mambwo nyo...
>>585296874okay like Biwa clearly isn't the standard cute anime girl and I was upset when I kept getting duplicate spooks of her but she is actually gorgeous as a woman with a real personality and sense of selfof all the uma she would unironically be one of the best wives provided you are a willing to put in the work to be a good husbandif I was her trainer she would probably run a few equations and switch trainers in under a week
>>585297160V is not taking the breakup well
>>585297063she has no self-esteem, she'd let you cum inside on the first date if you asked.
>>585297013One ulala medium rare with cheese please.
>>585297052She's going to expose her stocking clad umanko and asshole...
>>585297229Ok but both her hair and glasses suck. I like her voice though.
>>585297251She's too hot for this
>>585297063>>585297251I will FUCK HER THIN with loving care!
>>585297013maybe because I'm a stupid crybaby but I unironically teared up few times seeing JP torenas posting their sightseeing pictures of LA since they got there for the uma live
>>585297304long hair is attractive actually
>>585297304homo
I love Rice
>>585297251Manipulating and gaslighting Dantsu Flame!
>>585297072Hmmm so stat bonus goodSp bonus very goodBetter than training effectiveness?I will keep this in mind wise man, I will return from hunting wild boar to sacrifice to Tiahuizcallatencuhtli
>>585297304this kills the biwafag
>>585297160No one's gonna get their inner agp sleeper agent activated by dantsu. not even me.
fine motion doing a fucking motion
>>585297304dont shay that....
>>585297458>better than TELike I said, you need both. A card with 2sp but no TE sucks just like how in modern jp if they released a card with a bunch of TE but no sp bonus it would suck. But I would take a 10TE and 1 sp bonus card over a 15TE card with no sp bonus.
>>585297557elaborate
Yae
>>585297502worked for me
>>585297251>>585297440Made for Pump and dump
Do not want to be the danchoderbut no one else can lead ot
>>585297502agp umas are typically: >slender>small to modest bust>simple personality>have lots of fan art(porn) for the agp haver in question to goon toodid i miss anything?
>>585297617I understand now wise man, I will carve your knowledge in my room's walls and name my next horse after you, thank you
I look like this
I'm starting to get semi boners when talking to some people here
>>585297758>simple personality all umas are simple though...the last quote is unnecessary but yes, that seems about right.
>>585297965
>>585297965Pleaseeeeeee kill yourself
>>585297965come to uma live~
>>585297965nonny
>>585297965nigga no you do not, this is an anonymous forum you know no-one
Yall are just my sex pawns to me
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>585297965top 10 worst /uma/ posts OAT
rot and agp is gross
>>585298249the other 9 posts are all me btw
>>585298249Oat? Oatmeal ?
>>585298249All 10 slots are occupied by Oguri posts
>>585298249the teio fig covered in unspecified dust was less gross
>>585297965no you don't
>>585298445[oguri-cryer.jpg]don't shay that...
>>585298220>>585298480You're not going to bait me into posting proof of boner next to a post that made me hard
>>585297965do you see this as a positive or a negative? to be determined?
>Yuki and Pearl do not have vocals for Girls' Legend UFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKM
>>585298581nyo…
>>585298432I looked it up on Urban Dictionary and it said OAT stands for Of All Teio
>>585298581i have a folder of cocks posted here, dont post yours blasting to a post from here i WILL archive it and hold it over you forever
>>585298581
>>585298717I wish I was 'donna
>>585298717
i might have to masturbate if you guys keep up with this agp gay shit
>>585295681I sometimes get the urge to delete the club and go join some random club but I believe that my 1 (one) nepo hire would be sad
>>585298581Scared?Ohohoh im guessing its because its of a unfortunate diameter If you wanna change my mind feel very free
>>585298551Oguri cryer doesn't exist because no one likes her enough to make it
>>585298581Seems like you want to do it more than us
>585298767wish you'd kill yourself>>585298779FUSRODAH!
>>585298767I wish I "were", anon.
>>585298906Yeah it looks weird
>>585298581no ballsand apparently no dick either lolu
>>585299036idk what you mean by that
Umataur pussy
>Tonight should have been my first Uma concert
>>585298817send proof if you do.
>>585299139Grammar is important
>>585299139typical seaturd
>>585299156Umanko
>>585299226Dober did not warm up to her trainer that quickly
>>585299139retard
>>585299139Me either
be nice..
My trainee asked me what clothes looked good on her, and when I said that's something she should ask her boyfriend, she got really frustrated
>>585299226Its only been two weeks...she's so easy...
>>585299417Verxinatore....
>>585299417shichitore...
stop being such a gigantic homo and I willnext tell me what you think the difference between "their" and "they're" is, or "your" and "you're"
Can yall incels stop trying to turn strong indepedent woman into ooc wifeslopUgh.
>>585299417Verxina...
>>585299462Rice is next
>>585299508where does yall and y'all fit into this
>>585299036I feel like we had this discussion earlier
>>585299631it doesn't because they're the same word
>>585299631Technically no where, as 99% of it's users are gay ass white boys living in the cities. They're not some hecking cool cowboy, nor does it make them sound cool and unique.going yall makes you sound like the tool that you are.
>>585299589>strong indepedent womanlike who?
*chu*
yall or yurr
>>585299758Like your uma who's gonna be stuck at independent training for 5 days. Think of how strong she'll be once you log in!
>>585299802Yeppers
I got lucky and pulled Ravenous Wolf Brian which is great because I never had the OG one from global's start. She's much sweeter than I had been led to believe.
>>585299746... it's?
>>585298673???They have vocalseven the song mixer site shows thathttps://snep.pw/uma/mixer/girls-legend-u-special-ver
when will the men show up itt
>>585298581...well?
>>585299802y'all
y'all niggas is gay
>>585300085YOU ARE NOT BLACK
>>585300036Grass would never say that.
34 hours until PakaLive
>>585300085Gay as in homosexual, or gay as in retard
>>585300021getting kicked out of the hospital because I kept asking Creek to breastfeed me
Are you jealous of another club
>>585300175Whats the difference
>>585300298it would be nice to get more carrats but at the end of the day it dont mattah, im comfy where im at.
What other jobs do umas have besides racing? Construction worker tomboy?
>>585300298/uma/ stole my danchou and the club has never been the same...
>>585300439umafans
kingu luv
>>585300447You have an autistic retard danchou carrying your club for free. Don't complain
>>585300298A+ is the practical limit, so no. Any above is botting.
>>585300439Office lady, fitness trainer, cripple in a wheelchair, secretary, tracen academy dire
>>585300558>created by AINo way, i don't believe it
>>585300298I'm jealous of A+ clubs that aren't always teetering on the edge of Abut I won't be jealous next month if you catch my drift
>>585300439
I hate Teio. I seriously fucking hate her.
>>585300713mambwo nyo...
>>585300756Hating people isn't kinda nice
>>585298581If you are who I think you are please post the proof. I'd appreciate it
>>585300789Vulnerable hag (17)
>>585300789fuck off with ramonu propagandaI won't be drawn in to that bitch's web
>>585297304Her Christmas outfit is great though
>>585300854I hate myself
>>585297758Glad my umawife is safe then, she's too busty and curvy
>>585301049That's the opposite of kinda nice, please treat yourself better for my sake
>>585301185>for my sakethe fact you post on /uma/ is sufficient information to conclude that me killing myself would be of net benefit to you
>>585301027
>>585300932Nobody in this general knows who I am
>>585300609>cripple in a wheelchairthat's a job?where do I apply?
>>585300167What cards?
>>585297965I get a semi-boner when someone attaches Grass Wonder to their posts
>>585301275******...
>>585300932Check email
>>585301340>he wants the inferior Umerican
>>585301321???
>>585301248Nyo...
>>585301275Only a handful of anons say that and just one uses those images. Looks like i was correct
>>585300307The latter can also be straight.
>>585301389kill yourself
>>585301394She'll always be the superior Umerican to me.
>>585301357>>585301498I don't know who that is stop messing with my head
>>585301357Shut up ***
Incredibly important question guys please answer.https://poal.me/fz8ufbhttps://poal.me/fz8ufbhttps://poal.me/fz8ufb
>>585301998Who doesn't like herbs. Stupid fucking retarded question
>>585301636spe-chud...
>>585301998>all the yes votesSick
>poal[-]
>>585301998cilantro tastes like soap
do japs really pour shoyu in their udon
>>585300298Nah I'm already in the highest ranked club here and it's pretty chill and fun, I have nothing to be jealous about
>>585302404Mambro...
>>585302375Yes? Why wouldn't they. You can put onions sauce in fucking everything.
>>585300167yeppers be yeppin'
CURREN’S SWEATY ASS AND PUSSY AFTER SHE’S DONE TRAININGOOOOOOOGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUFFING CURREN’S LEWD SCENT AND TELLING HER THAT SUCH AN OBSCENE SMELL ISN’T CUTE TO GET HER EMBARRASSED
>>585302581Onions don't go with everything wtf?
>get sick for 1 singular day so unable to clock as many runs as usual>see club die in real timeuhhhhh tamambwos...
So should Windy be coming next month?
>>585302685Actually that does too.
>>585302705Drama?
~53 hours until Kikuka Sho
>>585302375I add umami sauce in literally anything asian it just works
>>585297965>>585298581I am guilty of this.But as long as you are not too weird about it it's not the end of the world.
>>585302795NATURE’S PUSSY STINK OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
>>585302882
>>585302826Shoyu is saltier than umamitry taking a small sip compared with a lick of msg for instance
>>585301998cilantro is fantastic to stack cum, great addition to your diet
I was so disappointed when I found out that in the tracen ramen song they do NOT say "shoyu shoyu" but "show you show you"
>>585303267
>>585303182I don't get why some cels are obsessed with getting big loadsIt's not like it's going in any wombsalthough if I could generate more precum that would be nice
>Ramonuinto>Ancestorsinto>Bobo wit>tons of great umas on the way like Helios, Ruby, and V Inesthis is in less than two months' span. how are we supposed to survive this?
Romantic Umamusume
umas for this feel?
Is Taishin for (You)?
HIT OR MISSI GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH?CURREN PUSSYCURRRRRREEEEENNNNN I LOVE YOU CURREN CHANNNNNNN
>>585303453skip ancestors
>>585303453I have 100k carats
>>585302869you couldnt waterboard that out of me but live your truth bwo
>>585303482That ass
>>585303516Very much so.In her hot spring event she says that (You) are the only one for her.
>>585303461sex with briansex marry happy life with luna and cb
>>585303516
>>585301998I have no recollection about what any of these are supposed to be
>>585303516Every Uma is for (You).
>>585303840Except Daitaku.
>>585301998Cilantro is ass but chives and basil are great
>>585303453skip ancestorsskip whomas
>>585303840Even Daitaku.
>>585303840Except Helios
>>585302375Shoyu is a great soup add in. Haven't you heard of shoyu tonkotsu?
>>585303840
>>585303817>I have no recollection about what [cilantro, basil, and chives] are supposed to be
>>585303985I'm a torenonce though, Ruby is a must pull
>>585303453>Helios slip
>>585303840Especially Helios
>>585303453>Bobo wit>V Ines>heliosnot a Fr*ntplayer so I'm safe
Hachimi
Tired and a bit lonely
>>585304132samet. spent 60000 carats scouting furawa and sweet pee
>>585304220thats PISS
>no harupostsDo we like Haru here? I like her original brat personality.
>>585304272heyy
>>585304307Good.
>>585304306don't forget to save more for furawa alt in february!
>>585304427Hey how are you
>>585304397>>no harupostsLiterally the second reply in this thread is a haru soundpost
>>585304397Who the fuck is Haru??????
>>585302816No club drama but I could die within 48h if I don't go to ER right now to rule out something serious, I won't go.
>>585304673Mambwo nyo...
>>585304673wtf you should go
>>585304673please be V
>>585304673I could also die if I don’t ERP soon. What Uma do you want me to play?
I love El Condor Pasa. Grass Wonder is cool too.
>>585304673please be 'mama
>>585304673testicular torsion is no joke bro, go get looked at
>>585304673Were you the one having a melty in the club chat?
>>585304523my sinuses are trying to kill me. hope you can power thru your (assuredly temporary) lonely time
>>585304842No...
>>5853046737 and you go to ER right now4 and you'll die no matter what
>>585303542Based.
So can I log in tomorrow?
>>585304673Don't let your heartbeat flatline mambwo...
>>585304673>ER Eternal Return play free on steam?
>>585304969yeah
>>585304969You can login yes
...
>>585304969You've always been able to log in, mambwo.
this general is as unhelpful as alwaysstupid and bad people or both and you rag on the thread personalities like you aren't worse
>>585305392
cm21 status?
>>585305392no they're worse and gay
>>585305392there are good and bad times
>>585305421I'm getting 100cp a day from my sprint gp borrow
>>585305497
Please don't laugh but I think King Halo is cute and I want to kiss her. On the lips.
>>585305419Stego is so cute even when she's upset.
>>585304969No retard, do your own homework. All you're gonna get is gaslight and intentional bad advice looking to fuck you over.or wait until the thread starts posting their rolls since that's when you know
>>585305004That game died when they decided to get rid of solos and focus on trio
I don't like Eishin Flash.
>>585255660Did her career and… I get itShe’s a simple lovable dork with self doubt to the level it makes her relatable, but also makes you want to sheer her on even more, like a small rock you polish into something beautiful.But above all else she has that warmth to her that makes you want to stay close with her and grow into an old couple, she makes you feel at home for lack of a better world.And her personality, she’s just so precious and likable, that its hard to find something to dislike of her… she truly is wife Nature
almost 3amwhy am i not asleep
>>585304969No, wait till Sunday
>>585305873You can do King Halo as well for another "wife" career, but the "Wife Halo" really builds up when Main Story 2 is released.
>>585305837Nah, it died when they hired a new artist/character designer. Trio was fun.
>>585305894closing your eyes and not staring at a screen could help perhaps
>>585305586firstratelaugh.ogg
Laurel might be calm but hot damn she's hell of a brawler
>>585305465cute
>>585306303Succubus
Anons I’m so horny I might post sweaty Curren Chan porn even though I know I’ll get banned… I just keep gooning to umasweat…
>>585306735maybe dont do that actually.
>>585306735Do it
Good night
>>585304906Gently tap your forehead so you can feel a bit better, since when did it surface?I have been lonely for years but thank you for the kind words, I hope you get better too
>>585306735>… I just keep gooning to umasweat…Whtf are you meI've been going to uma sweat for the last two weeks I was never really into sweat specifically before
>>585307089Kingu
I finished my sprint umaswhat's the meta for CM22?
Berry! What kind of dumbasses name is that LOL
>>585307271https://uma.inven.co.kr/dataninfo/guide/?bidx=295864
>>585307271>oguri_smirking.png
>>585307089You're LUCKY that's a sweat drop
>>585307271same shit as gemini but dirt
>>585307089Is this slopany slop experts around
>>585307089>cuck halo
>>585307501if you can't tell, then it might as well not be slop
Horny for Kingu tonight?
>>585307314I can't read this
>>585306950sleep tight boy bro!
>>585307704Leak the club chat Dacchisbwo
>>585307580Idiot
>>585307089I enjoy reading Uma NTR
>>585307704dacchi...
>>585307704I wish this was my club
>>585307704Mambwo...
>>585307704leak it dacchi
>>585307704sameDanchou, kick that gay retard when the tallying ends or I'm leaving
>>585307934what if danchou kicks you instead
I love my genius wife!
>>585307934Isn't he leaving next month
>>585307704ur gonna let gay niggers outlive u bro?
>>585308074Her daughter is hotter
>>585308113yurr
wow with these star pieces I can play as Daiwa Scarlet!
>>585308247Enjoy bro
>>585308247Hokko sex
>>585308168That's OUR daughter and no, she isn't.
>>585308323smalco kinda ballin here
>>585307704false flagging and shitstirring is gayer than anything else posted itt
>>585308540evil horse escorting her torena to his new prison
>>585307704bwo danchou erps with him on the cord...
>>585308540Kind trainee escorting new torena to the Mejiro mansion
>>585307704>deleteduh oh you pissed off a dacchi bro
>>585308540kind and beautiful horse escorting her husband
>deleteddanchou cracked the whip....
>>585307704They mass reported you for using the N word lmao you pissed them off
>>585307704>Deleted
>>585307007helped some extended family move out of their dusty ass house and ive been sickmaxxing since cute seuin
hmmm I'm nyooticing that someone is angry....
Would you eat a bowl of rice with an egg on top?
I don't think Umas deserve any sort of "good job award."
what would uma musume tails look like without the hair
>dacchis mass reported their own clubbycruel, but that's how the curren club operates i guess
>>585308993yes
>>585308993I'd eat rice covered in Oguri's period blood
>>585309135There are no leakers in Dacchis
>>585309207He didn't leak anything dumbass
>>585308918That's rough, take it easy. Have you tried taking a walk... It might help you "dust" off...Thanks, I only had that Seiun
Which club was it? What did I miss? Fuck
>[Deleted]You've been GOT by the masses!
>>585309108nothing they are 70% hair and 30% invisible soul force
Mejiro Palmer :)
>>585309071Paizoomer
>>585309316The most fuckable of Mejiros
>dacchis defense force>influx of curren postsNyoticing....
>>585309256No need to take a screenshot of the chat to leak something. Talking about what's going on in the chat is also a leak
>>585309207How do I get curren to look at me like this?
>>585309485What do you honestly expect when the club chat gets shit up like it's uma&co
Why did Andarion mass report his own clubie?
There are no club "leaks" we're all family here. One big club.
I hate how you can unironically get banned for an otherwise innocuous post that uses a ~naughty word~I mean really
>>585309316sex with palmer
>>585308540evil horse I hate you
>slopnice fan base you got there palmer fags
>>585309719we say neighas hereno hard r
Palmer is ugly
Palmer is beautiful. Also has a nice ass.
>>585309720>no hair streak
Falco with hard N
>>585309720no one is saying or doing this
>>585309720Where are her fucking ears? I'm not going to have sex with this fucking impostor.
>>585309908that reaction she makes holy FUCK
>>585309720>NO EARS
>>585305421Zero speed growth with 2 spd cards is rough
>>585309836yeah well sometimes someone pisses me off and I have a mini melty and say a no no word and nsj hands me a fat 3 dayI used to be able to express myself on this website freely It was the only place I ever could
>>585310006We say Falca here
>>585309720Raping Palmer
>>585309719Isn't weird that archive proves that only a few gets selected to get banned? It's like a rng
>>585310142I can't cap speed with 3spd and 10% growth, so stfu, you high rolled, just enjoy it
>>585310167Falcao?
Why do all the Mejiro girls have a rape fetish?
If Umas keep raping trainers, then I think we need to establish a rule that allows trainers to rape Umas as they please. The fear of getting raped themselves should teach those Umas a lesson.
>"pretend to like palmer" hours are back again
>12* sprint>2* turfend this madness already
Palmer is so cool bwos
Do you trust her /uma/?
Palmer spoomed me but I still haven't played her career
I regret not rolling for Palmerso I will be buhi'ing her
>>585309719Because alot of tourists here are from plebbit / discord
I just wanted to post a cute Mejiro Palmer. I'm sorry.
>>585309816I see you ignored the slop Helios imageNot a good look bro
>>585310495Cool and sexy!
I got into an argument online and lost while getting called mean words so now I'm going to do a random act of kinda evil. 4 and the poster below me gets type 2 diabetes
>>585310545Palmer is literally free retard
>>585310548not an explanation because those tourists can't ban people
>>585310623one is ugly as sin and doesnt even have FUCKING EARSthe other is probably cute but also who cares its helios
>>585310593I love Palmer now
>>585310512I already pulled for her, I have no choice but to trust her with my life
GL is such a dogshit scenario because in the other ones miles and sprints are easy capped speed/power/wit and here you still have to highroll to get close
I heard ningen women are dressing up as Umas now to trick innocent trainers into marrying them. Be careful out there.
You only like Mejiro Palmer because of her wei
I rejected 4 random applicants today, despite having 7 spots open
sprint yeppers?
>>585310721Yeah who cares about Helios
>>585310512with my life
Yeah guys the Palmer spam is totally organic and natural, we can all forget the dacchis fumble
>>585310697I mean people that report that stuff
>>585310514I dickpulled her and really like her but haven't played her because I've been flatlining for months
>>585310512I'd visit mysterious alleyways with and sign any papers given by Dia-chan no questions asked
>>585310825I like Mejiro Palmer because she is cute.
If this game released a bride Rickey I would max my credit card for her
>>585310873
>>585310873Stop bringing it up nonny, everybody loves eachother and there's totally no deeper issue that's being ignored
>>585310930>Rickey's 1 fan That's me
>>585310873about as organic as Bakushin spam
Currensissies sure are getting uppity huh? I think someone ought to put them back in their place
>making up fake dramaDo Currensisters really?
>>585310838You work in HR?
Wei?
>>585310838Daiwa would do this
>>585311201>My eyes instantly locked on her tummy Something is seriously wrong with me...
>>585310838based. the most important attribute is being lucky and clearly they weren't.
>>585311201Fine Futa
>>585311025how in any way a shitstirrer getting shot in the street a deeper issue. in fact i wish more dramafags would get banned
>Bwo just ignore the dramaHmmm nyooo that is not happeningSucks that is your turn now teehee
>>585311283No it is. The tummy is where her baby bump appears when she is carrying your child. Loving a woman's belly is natural.
>>585311058Nattie being the usual cheery wife bouncing on her boys (my) dick
>>585310838Last time I took in some 5m fans newfag, he quit the club after three days past the rewards cutoff
There are at least 3 of them doing damage control right now
I may be the only person that posts Curren because I think she is cute.
>>585311225Wei!!Please work...
>>585311225Do they share lovers?
>>585311350i had to do a double take because that looked like me for a second
>>585311606Sometimes there is jealousy.
I'm not even in an /uma/ club so I don't get what the appeal of all this drama is
>>585311217the fishstore. I miss office work, somehow>>585311463only one had like 600k fans, the others had between 180-260mi need more daiwa images
Zephyr has beautiful tits
>>585311516Funny that they are trying this hard>>585311663>Please stop talking about dacchis
>>585311705You aren't happy with 600k?
>>585311350Bald "people" need to be banned.
>>585311606Helios shared with Palmer.
Why is there always one autistic retard throwing a melty about umama even though every other member in the club likes him. Same thing happened in /uma/club
He's been ignoring my messages for the past 10 days...
>>585311764I think you need a break from the game and these threads, its messing with your head friendo
>>585311785I posted these out of order. Whatever.
favorite Mejiro and why?
>>585311848out of tradition I guess
>>585311350>>585311607Same.
>>585311968ryancutie patootie
What did i miss? Why do we hate Dacchis now?
>>585311705>i need more daiwa imagesno you don't, you need a vibe coded java app that fetches images of daiwa scarlet until your drive dies
>>585311954Love kissing on titties
Goldship's dumb way of referring to Stego is hard to put into English. Golden Dad feels off, Golden Old Man also feels off, Gold Unc doesn't work because she has a consistent pattern of referring to Stego as "papa" if she's not just calling her Stego. Anyway I'd totally hide with Stego she knows all the best spots and probably has hammocks in more than just the one she tells you about on the roof.
>>585311463We took a random sometime during mant whose club had just exploded and he's been there ever since
>>585311871We are not friends>>585312026Andarion and two of his goons are running damage control because of this >>585307704You can easily guess who this poster is complaining about
>>585311968Dober Because Dober
>>585312026We don't.It's the same play V did with /uma/ club to get Umama kicked, pretend they hate him and that there is "club drama" going on.
>>585311463i took in a fresh install a month ago and hes fanmogging both my officers
>we
I think Dacchis should post their club chat to prove nothing weird is going on
>>585312268everyone hates /uma/club, Uma&co, Mambo, and now Dacchis.You can't pretend clubdramafags and V are the same.
I'm glad we are talking about this fake ass drama, means there's less chance one of the schizos will go back to talking about me instead.
>>585312331this. the masses demands leaks
>>585312367we love mambo here except for the flatliners
I'm really not getting any (you)s today huh
>>585312367They hate them cause they ain't them
>>585312367I love /uma/club, Mambo and Dacchis tho
>>585312631What's wrong with Uma & Co?
>>585312605What's up, qt?
>>585312367bro tried to sneak mambo in therenobody hates mambo, except for keb maybe..
If you defend a club you're either in it or are erping with their danchode on dicksword
>>585312268>We>PretendTrying too hard now damage control-kun
>>585312720I fucking wish I was in an ERP club. That would be hot.
>>585312675They run damage control for their pet schizo
>tm opera o rape stickerno one notices whos REALLY pulling the strings of these club shenanigans, heh heh heh
>>585312675>uma&co defends *>dacchis defends 2m*m*which one is worse, chat?
I can't give drama because I'm flatlining...
>>585312739Dramafagging without proof is pretending
>>585312771So the same thing dacchis is doing right now
>>585311968Bright Her story was so beautiful
>>585312879thats the actual reason why people are dramapostingtrying to bait people into opening the game to check club chat
>>585312913Dacchis mass reported their pet schizo and got him banned as you can see here>>585307704
>>585311968BrightI love wife material ojous
>>585312675They refuse to conform. That makes conformists mad.
>>585313070Their pet schizo is 2mama tho
>>585312764Nah. Uma ERP is bad, people either don't know how to RP or are bad at typing or both. Can't even goon to that, it's such a slop. I read the umama erp and only cringedt. FF14 ERPer
>>585312859Dacchis because they're running defense to a random whore that has known to destroy every club it joined and also is a club hopper. There is no loyalty to be shown like *
>>585313070or it was the funny no no word the jannies dont like
>>585313149Which club is umama in
>He does it for free
>>585313203uma&co
>>585312675Israel of /uma/
>>585313119My brother another me
>>585313321that's /uma/ club tho
>>585313198Mambocchi...
>>585311968Ardan, her resolve to run and to flirt back are both umazing and her events make me go dokidoki
>>585313321That's /uma/club
>>585313416>>585313447Nobody cares about your discord club bwo go back to posting recruit ads on plebbit
>>585313121that sounds dangerously close to being based
>>585313202Still have to report for the janny to do anything
Finally started getting fans for her again and hit 1.5b! I should be able to make it to 2b before the anniversary, provided I don't get ridiculously sick or something. So looking forward to that.
>v off his meds again
>>585313557ok jew, go pinch some shekels
>>585313630>>>/umajp/
>>585313557Umama cared enough about /uma/club to dump Uma&Co for them V
Does sexy back actually play every time Gentildonna is on the screen?
Feels good to be in a goodwill, schizo-free club.
>>585313718mad cuz bad
I don't think I would ERP to goon, I would ERP just to feel a little less lonely
>>585313785>B+ club
>>585313719No one cried about umama leaving uma&co, unlike certain other member.
>>585313903
>>585313365Bright brotherhood!
>>585313882
>>585311350>>585311607>>585312016/uma/ is a balding ojii-san general?!
>>585313846>I would ERP just to feel a little less lonelyThat's what I do. I just pretend that the anon is a woman for a bit and then back off before it drags on
>>585313882the A clubs dont have schizos either. A+ gets the best carrats for your effort but you have to pay the schizo tax, this has been known.
>>585313903V was crying about Umama leaving, wrote something cringe in his profile and quit the game for 2 days after Umama left
>>585313946
>>585313416>>585313447Fine.Epstein island of /uma/
>>585313903we already knew it was twofaced scum the first time around. Danchode is too nice (which is why we love him)
>>585314027My Stillposter is a woman...
>>585314027Personally the feeling of being seen as someone special and make someone else feel the same is nicer
>>585314119>Most israeli thing where terrible things happen through emailsThat's the Uma/club/ danchou with his emails
>>585313882It's cleaning day
the greatest mystery of /uma/ is why dacchis accepted umama in the first place
>>585314092My A+ club doesn't have any schizos.......A-am I our club's schizo?
>>585313903Roboto-san wasn't even playing at that point, danchou saved his soul from the pain of being a torena>>585314097* is a pro baiter and you keep biting whatever he throws at you
>>585314347it's their only shot at being the #1 A+ club in /uma/ aka the most meaningless achievement since an S club exists
>>585314347>high ranked club wanted another high earnertruly a mystery
>>585313903>>585314135What other member and what 2 face?
>>585314420they were already #1 even before umama thoughbeit, they just couldn't break into the S rank and they can't still do that even with umama
>>585311954gyaru threesome with both wei and palmer
DACCHIS IS PUSHING FOR S THIS MONTH
>>585314364i-im sorry you had to find out this way, schizo-san...
>>585314414He should bait me by not playing the game for a year next time
>>585314524Sigh...
>>585314507a truly refreshingly new idea
>>585314148They're not bro... wake up. >>585314247Watcha mean
>>585314498nuh uh, the #1 /uma/ club is /uma/chan
>>585314686that's a /vm/a club
stop talking about my comfy quirk chungus club.
>>585314598That doesn't stop him from posting here
7 and you do a tenner, hot period at :41
gyaru foursome with wei, palmer, and forever young
>>585314507Okay, but what if you added Tosen Jordan and Gold City to that as well?
>>585314846Wei and Palmer would be bored cause Yanko would be getting 100% of my attention
>>585314846>>585314907the great minds of /uma/
I'm tired of pretending I don't like umammers
Have sex with umas.
Yanko's donuts
gyaru sevensome with wei, palmer, forever young, tosen jordan, gold city, and obey
Umama is joining /uma/ club soon so I don't know what the fuss is about
gyaru foursome with tosen jordan
>>585314846>>585314907insanely based, esp the forever young anon
>>585315097I'm joining /uma/ club
>>585315097Leak ze emails Mambocchi
the look that makes my heart skip a beat
>>585315097So is umama swapping clubs every month... Or are the clubs passing her over like a slut?
>* is a pro baiterYeah and Umama is a woman, Mambo is in S and Ryan is hot
Do I need both El and Mummy uniques?
>>585313846you will never be the same after setting foot into DLSite's R-18 audio section and finding diamonds in the rough.https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ01528151.html
>>585315234Literally zero brain activity
>>585315249One of those is true though
Agnes has the most doujins. What's up with that
>>585315249all of this is true, chuddiecept mambwo
>>585315262Budding Blossom is preferred. El + Nishino. You want two accels.
>>585315249the last one is true
Rob Roy only has one doujin. What's up with that
DON'T LET IT BAKE
>>585315315>Anal>Vulgar Moans >Shame / Humiliation>Submissive Man I am buying that.
>>585315424She spends the most time with Digitan
>>585315352Girls are cuter when they are retarded.
Do I have a chance if I don't have my own Agnes Tachyon SSR speed card, which means I can't borrow Turbo Sprint Bakushin?
>585315315why is * so freaky?
>>585315315>Submissive ManI don't get it. From the previews, it sounds like the guy is fucking her brains out.
>>585315506Fine>>585315750>>585315750>>585315750
>>585315315>御子柴泉GREAT TASTE MY BWO MY IRRUMA GOAT
>>585314247this, so much this when they tell you the like a certain uma for it and you start sending them pictures and you can tell how it's affecting them by their typing style >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> literal crack cocaine
>>585314668Being given special attention>>585315928You're lucky you get to share others that experience
