>Latest patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightreign Boss Arena Modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch bloodstain: >>585179627
The fallen ergtree tells a story
Hello ergie clergy
>>585302582hi
>>585302270She doesn't look like that in the game not even closeYou're trans
You guys watching Zorban?
>>585302636Sent that freak flying
Other thread was posted first, move on>>585302245>>585302245>>585302245
posting in here to own the husbandjeet
>>585302270need an erg girl to milk me
>>585302752we dont like the filterjeet and will not be moving
>>585302752>posted firstbefore bump limit once again >>585302267this routine is getting old, filtard
>>585302789@sludge@cc@dustina
>>585299235Hello gaped anon>>585297562Hello lonely anon>>585289476Hello tranny anon
>>585302752we do like the filteraryan and we will be moving
>>585303010@trish@cupcake
>>585302270need an erg tgirl to milk me
>make an invader>too nervous to invadeHow do I stop caring about losing
>>585302720we love flying freaks here
Is poop going to stream today?
>>585303363Accept that you're going to get gang raped before going in. Winning will just be a bonus.
>>585303363you've already lost so just give it a go
>>585303532By us
type B invaders know what they are signing up for
>>585303701>5 peopleif only
>>585303861bloodborne on pc has a 5 player limit
>>585303701Someone needs to regen this image with a type b redcel
>>585303363Post your invader build
>immune to statusaiiiieee. woulda been raped at rl1.
>>585302757this is my face in reaction to that, and by the way do you think I make the threads?
^
>>585303404do you actually want that? why? I guess I could stream one match if it happens in like an hour but then I'm going to be busy because it's date night with my husband and I got a whole schedule of episodic minifestivities which are nonnegotiable and impossible to reschedule
>>585303404poopa died bro
>>585303041Hello rapedanon
>>585305132bruh named himself poop
>>585305031Watching you be pathetically useless and a deadweight on the team is entertaining, yes
>>585304868dsg coded post
The timing of this attack bothers me. And upon watching the video back, I see why now. Caligo pump fakes. Look closely. Her head goes back, then forward, THEN BACK AGAIN, and then finally forward. The first forward motion is a fake. Such blatant delay slop.https://streamable.com/9oynek
AGHEELOH AGHEEL
>>585305727Me after a 72 hour goon marathon
>>585305656Creasy we've been over this a million times. If all dodge timings were deliberately intuitive there would be no learning curve or challenge, because you would intuit them the first time. The game would be a joke like Dark Souls 3.
>>585305727Anon after threadslut replies to him.
feral flame of agheel...burn true...
>>585305774might name my next character goonathon
>>585306438Good idea
Lost a 1hr 24 minute nightmare baby libra run with a recluse who seemingly refused to attack and an executor who decided to split day two. I made a record 17 revives and it’s convinced me to uninstall the game forever.
>>585306438Character in which game?
>>585305891Elden Ring is the joke here. That's what you're not getting. The games were already at a fun level of difficulty before they included all of the delay slop. And I've already laid out alternative solutions, which you refuse to accept.Pretty much all other games have made fun and challenging fights without the Fromsoft delay slop.There are layers here. You can't just say all challenge is good challenge. But we've been through this already. I already got you to agree to one of the most boring kinds of challenge ever with one of my previous hypotheticals. So there really is no saving you. You will eat all challenge slop if it has a Fromsoft label on it.
>>585306563the good one
>>585305450my charming and inimitable playstyle clearly begets a fanclub without even trying! how true my power is... anyways I probably won't have time tonight I'm sorry, but I can tell you how it went later so you can share with the mailing list
>>585306624The games were easy as balls once you realized the basic loop of iframe x times and then punish. That's still the case but the timings are more varied. Your alternative was some kind of asscreed bamham god of snöy QTE shit. We've told you enough times to play that instead.That's a funny clip but after observing it once I would know to dodge on the slight pendulum upwards. Or jog around him so he whiffs completely, like the margit attack that it's referencing.
>>585306709Guessing bloodborne pc
>>585306998Don't even bother he thinks there are delayed attacks instead of different attacks.
>>585306541>the 2 minority characters attract the worst kind of players Truly a shocker. Also, no offense but ED Libra I can understand but baby Libra?
>>585307137Everyone is a minority character in NR.
Elden ring does have input reading follow up. Margit is a prime example.
>>585307206So true saar everyone is black or brown like exejeet
>>585306998>The games were easy as balls once you realized the basic loop of iframe x times and then punish.That is not a consensus. >That's still the case but the timings are more varied.Like I said, there are layers to this. In some cases, the timing is too long, in other cases, the timing is too tight. And in other cases, they're feeding you false visuals as misdirection.The older games also varied timing too. But Elden Ring and Nightreign just take it too far.>Your alternative was some kind of asscreed bamham god of snöy QTE shitNo it wasn't. That's just your weird strawman you bring up in bad faith.
>>585307237All games have input reading. It is how software engages with hardware. >>585307363They are all minorities except ironeye, his future is the one where TWWID became the norm.
>>585307237Name an action game without input reading. How else is the code supposed to react to what you're doing?
>>585307441Yes, the timings are more varied than dark souls, like I said. If souls is the upper limit of your abilities then just accept whatever depth rating you're at.
almost forgot to grab albinauric woman before she goes all fromsoft quest on me
>>585307853That is a lot of buffs for someone that fights like a robot.
>>585307470>>585307497The input reading is not the issue (hell it's not really an issue imo), just that ER has some attacks with "fake" recovery where the enemy won't do anything if you do nothing, but if you start an attack they do a follow up. For margit it's the quick double slash with his dagger.It was already a thing in past games but it's much more present in ER. From toned it down with patches.I'm not fond of it because there is no tell at all, so you end up never attacking during these fake recoveries. It makes those fights less dynamic. But this is here because it's pretty much the only thing From can do to make their game harder without relying on HP bloat etc.
>>585307971it's just physick and crab
>>585307657Who knows if it's my upper limit? I didn't spend 1,000 hours in in the Elden Ring DLC, and 100 hours in Nightreign boss practice mod. When I actually apply myself, I do improve. The issue with Elden Ring and even Dark Souls 3, was that it reached my limit of *tolerance*. I stopped playing DS3 because it was intolerable. I stopped playing ER DLC because it was intolerable.Due to some kind of sick addiction, I can't seem to put Nightreign down. And because of that, I'm already a lot better at dealing with the bosses now than I used to be. And even though I've improved, I don't feel that rewarding feeling Miyazaki promised me all those years ago. It's just exhausting.
Is there a queue going?
queue to play in traffic faggot
Miyazaki promised me a queue
>>585308737perchance
>>585308424>greasecuck got filtered from DS3 as welllol what a faggot
>>585308737only a queue for the loo, i'm afraid
>>585308946I've had enough staring at roundtable hold im just gonna play randos
gg easy
>>585309410>>585307853be kind to the dogs
>>585309117Actually, no. I never bought the DS3 DLC. I beat Dark souls 3. Did all the side content. And went "huh, this kind of sucks. Then I did a second playthrough, and went "huh, yeah, this actually sucks". And never played it again. So I didn't even bother getting the DLC, I knew it was going to suck. I'm so glad I didn't fall for Frieda and Geal slop.
>>585309718Sounds like you got filtered, as I said.
>>585309839You have it backwards. I was the filter. I filtered out r1 spamming roll slop where most of the weapons feel like garbage.
you can get the lothric ugs early an faceroll every boss with only charge pokes, though
>>585310540Roll + SS R1 is also really easy. But this will send creasy into his Banished Knight loops.>use a big weapon creasy>what if I don't have a big weapon>then use a fast weapon>what if I don't have a fast weapon
>>585309992No I got it right, you got filtered. Something like Dragonslayer Greataxe or Vordts Greathammer completely melts a lot of the PvE, but those require more finesse than an "R1 spam" weapon, as you put it, so it's obvious what happened here.
>>585310540You can also get Vordt's gh early and endure spam, but that requires actual experimentation. There's also a faramable LK shield and BK shield early-ish if you want to block more than just rolling.
>>585309692its a doggy dog world
>>585312340Raped that hostcuck
>>585311428What are you talking about? I said I beat the game. And no, I didn't use summons.
>>585313352>I said I beat the game>>585308424>I stopped playing DS3 because it was intolerable
>>585312314Based twinbird lore enjoyer
Revenant raping Recluse with her big fat futa doll cock
>>585313352struggling so hard that you're scared of the dlc still counts as getting filtered
I miss Madison...
>>585312314This is me and every underplapper on the passie
>>585314519Ctrl+F "I beat dark souls 3">>585314837Dark Souls 3 wasn't a big struggle. Pic related is a whole playtime. And I did at least 2 playthroughs. I might have started a third game too, but I don't remember for certain.The game just isn't very good. I wouldn't have played it as long as I have, if I wasn't such a fan. I was trying to get as much entertainment value from it as possible.
>>585314839I’m taking good, good care of her ;)
please clap
>>585315731No you're not
I miss terr
queuhers? queuhis?
>>585315930That's what it looks like from the Giant's perspective.
>>585218748>It w-ACKKK!Already has. You lost faggot.
>>585315309>Didn't get all the cheevosYou didn't beat the game, reinstall and try again
>>585316668Pretty wild how popular this is, considering how unpopular piracy is, specially when it's something janky and unaccessible to the average normalfag like those recomps are. An actual Bloodborne port might have actually broken 100k+ concurrent players on release.
>>585317695Even funnier is that the most popular pirated version (the fitgirl repack) literally can't access THD without additional tweaking
oh god fucking dammit
Greasy reminds me of gamin4hope
1/3
>>585316309>playing the game to learn it is a bad solution>jumps into the deep end before learning how to swim>wtf why am i drowning this water is unfair>what do you mean i don't know how to swim? i handled the kiddie pool with floaties just fine
I wonder if D3 has become the designated playground for people who decided to drop out of D5 because they're tired of "getting one shot by everything". There are quite a few people down here who clearly do not belong here. At first I thought it was people doing climbs just like me but it's happened too many times. Maybe it's just a mix. Does make it less fun but I guess that's hypocritical since I also don't belong here and I'm not doing this on a fresh profile so I have all my d5 relics
>>585319532Lol yeah idk why hes so fixated in beating nightreigns challenge mode if he couldn't beat ds3 and elden rings challenge modes
I am ready to die
>>585316309ask erg tgirls to coach you
>>585316668>mogged by marathon zoinks nephew
>>585319771eauvni was playing on d3 for a long time before he needed d5 for views. now he barely uploads.
>>585319921Prepare To Die
>>585319532Bad analogy, because I did learn how to swim without my floaties. The added challenge of the depths is more like wearing a weighted vest. With each level adding more weight to the vest.But also, the point of the game is to challenge yourself. I don't think you really understand this concept, which is why we keep talking in circles. You keep equating the video game to real life. But acquiring skills in a video game, is not supposed to be met in the same way as acquiring a skill in real life. In real life, it makes a lot of sense to work much on your technique before weighing yourself down. It makes sense to study before the test. It makes sense to do test runs, run trials, and prototype.But in a video game, the challenge *is* the point.Like if I wanted to just be good at the game, I could turn on infinite health, and then spend the next 10 hours of my life sandbagging the boss until I'm untouchable. But that's clearly not how the game is meant to be played. If you actually play the game how it's meant to be played, then it's not fun, is it. That's the reality that you DESPERATELY want to avoid. So you keep hammering in the idea of practice, practice, practice. That's all a cope.
>>585314698nice one
>>585321717Why even pretend you enjoy the challenge you literally avoided ringed city and sote because they were too hard for you
>>585321717>if i wanted to be good at the game i would turn on infinite health for 10 hoursyou could do this for a month straight and still be a hardstuck d4 shitter
>>585320718Oh yeah, I forgot about that. I looked up some solo runs from quop/euvueni and quop was playing on d3. it was kinda mickey mouse. idk how people have fun playing that low, especially people that good
Behold this city!
>>585321717>I did learn to swimNo you didn't. You're still shocked by boss movesets after all this time.>you're not supposed to get good at the game before attempting the challenge mode>you're supposed to keep complaining how hard the challenge mode is before getting good at the gameThe reality you desperately want to avoid is that you're fucking dogshit regardless of how much practice you put in, which is why you cope out of doing it in any capacity, like moving the goalpost from "it's outside the game" to "it takes too long" to "it's not right." Just uninstall.
>>585322837This
>>585322837it was so funny watching him change copes in real time after someone showed you can refight morgott (who he thinks has the hardest raid) in the roundtable
it's a bittersweet symphony
>>585323421No see that's clearly unintended game design even though it's the only instance in the game that you can keep repeating even after you obtain the relic.
>>585323545love that song
come and join the party dressed to kill
Sword of Trishtina
I wanted to hug you
>>585324468Who?
back in the 90's I was in a very famous tv show
>>585322302No I didn't.>>585322510Nuh uh.>>585322837>You're still shocked by boss movesets after all this time.If I learned *everything* about the boss, then I would be D5 good. There is a zone in between D0 and D5. The gradient of growth that you refuse to acknowledge, because it undoes all of your cope.You already put in dozens of hours of practice in the mod, and looked up all the guides, and you can't undo that. You will never know if the skill you acquired was one that you could have done without all the supplementary help. And that idea hurts your ego.
>Iskys can't make it to 200 viewers these days and is losing followersHis bots got banned or something? The other big nightreign streamers are either growing or staying the same
>>585305656What are you yammering about? The first head motion she breathes, the second she bites
>>585323421>>585323608>You're playing the game wrong, you're not reading the guides and spreadsheets in the thread's OP>You're playing the game wrong, you're not reading the video guides we linked you.>You're playing the game wrong, you're not using the mod to practice bosses.>You're playing the game wrong, you're not watching my gofile expeditions>O-Okay... well you can still spend 40 minutes of your time to go fight the boss at a lower level for slightly more time than you would have at a higher level. If you don't want to do that, then you're coping.
>>585325676Regardless, it's a pump fake. Her motion has an arc, and the rate of speed that we expect the arc to complete is based on how she moves while airborn. The forward motion of her head creates the illusion of the arc coming to the end a moment before it actually does.
>>585324932someone who needs a hug
>>585325240what show?
>>585325903At some point this is just a humiliation fetish, right?
>>585326290I need a hug
>>585326490I would hug you and not let go until you do, anon
>>585325336>If I learned *everything* about the boss, then I would be D5 good.You literally send every death here along with walls of bitching asking to get spoonfed how to avoid it and still get raped exactly because you are ass and have no idea how to play well>everyone who is better than me spends dozens of hours on boss arena so im betterOr maybe they learned how to fight everything just from playing the game and going over what kills them and beating it meanwhile you have hundreds of hours and still get pancaked by basic combos
>>585326568don't make me cry
>>585325336>>585325745>be hardstuck carried shitter>find arbitrary excuse to refuse every piece of help or advice you get, including learning the boss's movesets ingame on lower scaling>complain it's the game's fault that you're too shit to learn as you go but also too egotistical to practiceNow go spend 40 minutes of your time eating shit over and over
>>585325745This is just evidence to you being shit if youre downplaying d0 practice runs' effect on your improvement
>>585326626>You literally send every death herelol, no I don't. Do you seriously think I post EVERYTHING here?>asking to get spoonfedI never outright ask you for anything.>get spoonfed how to avoid it and still get rapedIn 99% of cases, that's not true. In many cases, I've shown that your advice was either incomplete or inadequate. But I do learn. Remember I couldn't even cancel Caligo's storm? Now I can do it consistently. The only problem now, is that the boss can decide "actually, I want to do this twice in a row". And then I showed you guys this. And instead of acknowledging "yeah, the boss AI is kind of unfair at times". You went into a full blown cope campaign, talking about I should have had art on crit relics. And then when I proved that wouldn't have helped, the argument turned into "well, you should have not attacked the boss so much, so you can control when exactly she stance breaks". And it's like bruh. You're actually suggesting that I'm doing TOO well against the boss, and that's why it doubled up its phasing attack? I should do LESS damage? Like come the fuck on. The cope is too much. Just admit that sometimes the game is kind of gay.>Or maybe they learned how to fight everything just from playing the gameThey already admitted to using all kinds of resources. If not the mod, they still look up guides and strategies.
>>585327127I'm not downplaying D0 practice runs entirely. I actually advocated for them in the past, if you can recall. I just think that they're not the ultimate solution to make the game fun to play, since they're still a large time investment. If only relatively large than just going into the depths. Like how much more time can I really get out of a D0 boss fight?
>>585303753>>585304462>>585296046
>>585327270You just play too slow and have bad routing.
>>585327483>If only relatively large*less large
>>585326710I'm sorry, I didn't intend to make you sad, everyone deserves a caring embrace and I sincerely wish you could have that hug right now
Vit and creasy are fighting again. We need peace amongst the shitters, not conflict.
>>585302928Not your current conqueror sorry
>>585327849Not your slave master, jaquilla.
>>585327483>time investmentWhat the fuck does that mean? It's time spent playing the game. Except you're playing it in a more efficient way to learn bosses. How is that worse than spending time eating shit in depths when your goal is to improve?>Like how much more time can I really get out of a D0 boss fight?Plenty of time to practice its moves.
>>585327485Why do you always do this? What is wrong with you?
>>585323942>>585323545good taste
>>585327270Yes I know you die 500x more than that in 500x more embarrassing waysYes you try to follow the advice and fail because you suck shit just look at this clip https://streamable.com/lihm2a you seriously posted this thinking this is disproving running from the dogs>random seething about caligo doing 20% of your hp while you get hit by everything else and have 4 revives anywayYes I know you think its fun to be hardstuck d4 but dont bitch about it nonstop if you aren't willing to practice since you clearly cant learn on the fly
>>585319451extreme dead time
the worst part of a new save is having to 100% leyndell before burning it
>>585328147You are not gonna use the legendary spear anyway.
>>585324410This is what we are
incoming greasyjeet cope wall
I say "cope" a lot, but what I really mean is apologetics. You guys make apologetics for the game.>>585327917Does the increased time I can spend fighting the boss at D0, offset the time I spend getting to the boss at D0? When no matter if I'm playing D0 or D4, I still have to invest roughly 35 minutes getting to the boss.
>>585328485>You guys make apologetics for the game.Or we treat games as the trivial little things they are.
>>585328485Why not just play Elden ring? It's like arena mod with no surge sprint
>>585328330Hey, he might want to job miquellan knight 20 hours later.
>>585328002>you seriously posted this thinking this is disproving running from the dogsIt disproves the very basic "just grapple, bro" advice I received. I told you that evading the dogs is more complicated than just grappling away. And you insisted that it wasn't. This proves that you over simplified the matter.>random seething about caligo doing 20%Another over simplification. You don't even play the game.
i think i'll install elden ring again good call girlies
>>585328485instead of word vomiting you should queue nr my man
>>5853286631. If the boss is killed already, then I have to start a new profile and play up to that boss. Which will take hours.2. My current issue is Gladius. Elden Ring doesn't have Gladius.
>>585328485And then you can draw a red bar the whole way through for when you get shit on by basic attacks in d4 and have to restart
>>585328485>offset the time I spend getting to the boss at D0Again, what the flying fuck are you babbling about? Your goal is to improve, which means learning the bosses. You're "investing" 35 minutes into more time to learn the boss, instead of 35 minutes into dying because you don't know what the fuck you're doing. Your mentality is truly baffling.
Whoever designed avenger-chan seriously needs to apologize for turning so many japanese cosplayers into 24/7 barefoot footsluts. They also need to apologize to my abused and mistreated penis that has been overworked recently.
>>585328932Then back up your save and don't kill the boss? Most bosses don't take that long to get back to. You sound stupid af
>>585329025>avenger-chanKen sama.jpeg
>>585328761>And you insisted that it wasn't.It isn't, run to the side.
>>585329071It's way too cute not to use.
>>585329034Greasy would rather spend 6 months getting 1 shot in depths than a few hours making a practice save in ER.
>>585328761You are clearly mashing r1 on the main dog as its roaring and then since you didnt run far enough last time they're right on top of you because you have the reaction speed and planning of a d4 shitter>you just told me to run!Classic 100iq shitter
>>585328932Why are you even here talking to us? You could be pretending to grind bosses.
>>585329025I wonder what husbandjeet has to say about this
>>585329261Interesting. I just use the arena mod
>>585328998>>585328975Wait.... you guys think I'm getting destroyed by the boss immediately in the first phase? That last fight was actually pretty long. Look at where its healthbar is in the clips.https://streamable.com/z0bm0eAnd in one of the previous attempts:https://streamable.com/gx06reI'm not just dying in two seconds. Come on.>>585329034>Mod the game, bro.There's the apologetics again."No the game is fun, I swear! All you have to do is tamper with your save file to practice more! It's what Fromsoft would have wanted!" *reinstalls hitbox mod*
I'm kind of a retard and could use some explanation as to how Chalice Dungeons work. I know Depth = Difficulty and right now Depth 3 is kinda kicking my ass at 55 but in a manageable way. My first 3 slots are all taken up by the three Pthumeru ones, but I've also got one Hintertomb at Depth 2 and one Ailing Loran at Depth 4 that I don't have the shit to enter yet. So my questions are>Is there any mechanical difference in the 6 total headstones? >Does the Makeshift Altar just throw me in a random online chalice?>Are "root" dungeons the randomized ones, and if so does that just mean it uses the tileset of whatever it's based on?>Do they get harder/more rewarding based on tileset or is Depth 2 Hintertomb roughly the same as Depth 2 Pthumeru?
>>585328761caligo firing 2 blizzards is not what will lose you a run its when you fail to dodge everything else for 6 flasks+4revives
>>585329512Go play the game you are wasting precious time on these fake posts.
>>585329512The game is never going to be fun for you. Go play a different game, you sound grumpy
>>585329528wikis can help you. They don't get harder or more rewarding there are only different themes and 2 'hidden' bosses.
>>585329676Wikis can't help you become famous on erg
>>585329512Yes I can see how you depleted all 4 of your revives and your 6th sense because solo is easy mode>more arbitrary reasons to avoid practicingJust say you're scared of losing your last cope that you're not a carried loser
>>585329528The headstones are just slots, the slot you put them in does absolutely nothing.Been a while since I've used the Makeshift Altar, but I'm pretty sure it's just the online matchmaking slot that lets you jump straight into other players' chalices.Root chalices are the ones you use to create procedurally generated dungeons, the other ones are "Story" chalices where the layout and loot are fixed.The tileset mainly determines what kinds of rewards you get. Hintertomb is for poison, for example.In any case, if the dungeons are kicking your ass, level up and get better gems. The whole point of these chalices is to get better gems to increase your damage, and you need damage to get damage.
>>585329751They'll answer your off topic questions though.
>>585329512>Wait.... you guys think I'm getting destroyed by the boss immediately in the first phaseWhy did you quote me? What the fuck does this have to do with my post?Again if your goal is to improve then the most fundamental thing is practicing dodge timings and openings. D0 is better for this. What are you "losing" by not doing this in depths?
>>585329512why even pearlclutch about you being the only one playing the true version of the game and having the most fun when you complain every thread about it
>>585329328>You are clearly mashing r1 on the main dog as its roaringI performed the rolling attack at the same time it roared, and then I already had the next attack queued up before I could react to the roar. So it was just the case of the boss acting at the same time I was acting.But that's really besides the point, because despite the fact that I was locked in attack animations, I still have enough time to react to what the boss was doing. The grapple was simply not the move to use in that moment.So first it's "just grapple bro". Now it's "actually, you need to already be at a distance to start with, and you can't be locked into an animation, and then grappling will work">>585329354"Pretending"? How does one "pretend" to play a game?
>>585329929>>585329549Schizo
>>585330031Stream it lil guppy
>>585330139i don't think my pc is good enough to stream games
>>585330051You being schizo isn't our problem. Go hit up a wiki to answer your questions.
we use jsf approved bloodborne-wiki
>>585329973The Fromsoft apologists keep saying I should practice using outside resources every time I criticize the game. My point is that if you have to practice in that manner in order to make the game fun, then the game isn't actually fun.
>>585330315You are wasting precious time posting here. Go fight bosses.
>>585329554The game is not for me, because it's filled with a bunch of bad design, and I find the bad design intolerable.>The cactus dildo just isn't for you, dude. We love shredding out buttholes over here.
>>585330237>DOStroon meltdown Kino for sure
>>585330438You still talking about your deity?
>>585330392Then fuck off already jesus christ.
>>585330031I've been 1/3 for 1h30min now
>>585330019Can you tell me where in this message you've been shitting on it tells you to face grapple and bunch them up??>>584543640Also you had the r1 queued because you were mashing>no I strategically queued a second r1 for maximum damageThen you have terrible strategy
>>585330496it flashed to 2/3 earlier so we just need a +1 now
>>585330438got his ass here
>>585330315because you look like youre having so much more fun than everyone else here kek
>>585329548This post is incredibly ironic. Because I think it was Trish(?) who bashed me one day for not cancelling the Blizzard. His reasoning being that it makes the fight a lot harder. And then multiple anons condescended about how ignorant I was that I didn't know about the cancel and blah blah.So I go through the humilation ritual of asking how it's actually done, and working on it. And I finally get it. And now anons act like cancelling the blizzard is meaningless. I just have to shake my head at the irony.Notice how I had all my flasks and sixth sense are intact before the Caligo activates the blizzard.https://streamable.com/h5902cThe whole fight changes when that blizzard comes on.
>>585330746>more complaining about your rapistsIt makes the fight harder because she can keep ripping it and doing guaranteed damage in prolonged fights so if you just continue canceling it its nothing
>>585330746Quaff your potion and/or ult on her when she goes to do it.
>>585330571Also you had the r1 queued because you were mashingI planned on attacking twice, yes. I could reasonably do it, as you saw in the video. Well, normally I could reasonably do it, but he roared. So it became a bit hectic.Sorry for trying to do anything but single R1 attacks.Which, as we saw in the other clips, aren't even safehttps://streamable.com/gx06rehttps://streamable.com/sigvpj
>>585329528>>585329751We’re here for you when you need it ignore the other weirdo
>>585329528Depth 4/5 are basically NG+ tier diff if you clear them base game become easy mode
@creasyRegular balancers they're annoying with meleehttps://gofile.io/d/FoHSrlib
>>585331131Balancers have 0 poise.
>>585330926>It makes the fight harder because she can keep ripping it and doing guaranteed damage in prolonged fights so if you just continue canceling it its nothingAnd she also gets a full 30 second cutscene where she flies around shooting ice daggers at you. And then you have to chase her down. And because you're at a distance, it cues her to perform ice breath moves, which are difficult to dodge and do insane damage.
>>585330353I'm actually wasting precious time from doing something else. Not playing Nightreign. But I actually do have something pretty cool I'm working on. Been making good headway on it these last few days. I might even post it here when it's done. Maybe not. You guys kind of suck.
>>585330467>bot response Yeah its you alright
i want a caligo themed margarita
>>585331378We're all your tulpas at this point lol.
>>585331010>you can reasonably r1 twice as evidenced by this video where i r1 twice while surrounded and die>2 skill issue clipsMore shitter cope begging me to spoonfeed you and this is why you're hardstuck d4
>>585331461>more raped hallucinations As expected
>>585331558You getting confirmations from tulpas you made up is on you.
>>585331471I notice you lowercase all of your greentext. Do you think greentext doesn't require formatting?
>>585331174These moves are not hard to avoid you just suck ass. The only problem is the guaranteed frost
>>585329850>>585331052>>585331102Thanks for the explanation lads, storywise the last boss I killed was Rom and I've barely touched the DLC so I've still got a pretty big chunk of content to go I think, but Chalices seem neat despite being a little repetitive and I do want a better gem selection so I'll probably chip away at them some more.>Hintertomb is for poisonfuck
>>585331174These moves are not hard to avoid you just suck ass>>585331806Lmfao your ass is red huh
>>585303363I dont think its physically possible to lose organic invasions against random PvErs if you got the slightest clue what you're doingThe only time you should die is if you invade meta pontiff or radahn castle/haligtree/specimen storehouse in seamless when some well known pvper is streaming and viewers set up a gank for him to fight 3v3s
>>585332143You'll lose most of your invasions to the host walking thru a fogwall.
>>585332361no the session just ends, you dont lose or win
>>585332598invader copes are something else.
gg dogs
>>585330216Guppy
>>585333291>>585333029Lovely trans posts
It's ok, I won't tell anyone you 3bar against normal gladius :)
Are you guys excited for the new made in abyss movie
>>585333547nt we'll get that dog next time
>>585333547Too bad it wasn't streamed.
>>585333547
>>585333704>>585333291>>585333029We love these
>>585333704 >>585333291 >>585333029 We hate these
We are indifferent to those
>>585332143>Elden Ring>invasions against random PvErslol
>>585330240Shame xhe trooned out dont deadname xher
queuelets play the video game
Sellen Teacherwife of Tarnished
>>585334550hmmm...
Schlop Schlop Schlop Wylder increasing the size of his family with his Witchwife Schlop Schlop Schlop
miquella feet
>>585334565>>585335121>>585335306stop gooning
>>585334565She looks like this
>>585333632its gonna be kino
^ raped dsjeet
>>585335731I will watch it and then I will remember I own the manga and feel disgusted.
weak faggot
^ dogshit posts kys
>>585335121Based big schloppa post.
*dsgawds
we own you ergoy
another nana disappeared
>lost my first game in months this week>have lost 4 games sinceIs this what being past your peak feels like
>>585340013can't relate
kek
>>585340013stream it so we can laugh at you
>>585333632wait they're finally making the next one?
>>585340013queue with me rn 1/3 inshallah we will prevail
>>585340807nta but still 1/3?
it's time to sleep
good morning ergies
>>585341532i just got out of a random 1/3
>>585341532a bit too late, maybe later
>>585343486>random 1/3this is really the end huh
>>585343686no im an illiterate inbred nigger and didnt separate my two thoughts. i just got out of a random. pewiod. im 1/3.
>>585343662meant for >>585343486
grim
2/3
>>585346426post proof
>>585346871it went back down to 1/3but that's just the game baybeee
suddenly ungrim>>585346871broof
i joined and its just 1/3 bye again
>>585347275even when you've got 2/3 it often wont show it
>>585347362it shows for a second then goes back to 1/3 until a third is found
>>585347468no it doesn't always, i've had times were i 100% know someone else has queued but it hasn't changed
>>585331131>not doing a zdps 15 minute fightCringe.
>>585347675you just wanna roll with a random
>>585348158i'm not one of the 1/3's, haven't queued today yet
dead im going randos
>>585340454They announced it a while ago it's releasing today only in japan, hopefully it will come out soon in the west (still have no idea why they do this nips are just fucktards i guess)
>>585349116if its only just now releasing in japan it'll be months before it comes out in the west with english subs
>>585340309I might stream for a bit around Christmas, I’m busy with uni atm
>>585335776>>585336225you pinched a nerve here but you’re objectively correct of course
>>585335121Sources confirm this.
>>585328761Fuck, man, you must be really bad. My condolences.
>>585350102>unihave we been playing with literal kids all this time?
>>585350991Retard
>>585328761>evading the dogs is more complicated than just grappling away.Most people here only play D5 trios with high damage setups. Their advice is scarcely useful in an endurance fight.
Had a very elden ring expirience today
>>585353050dos...
And this ruins was exactly as Firelink Shrine from the front
elden chicken wings
will the twinbird appear in duskbloods
>>585354381Its been in every game so far so it'll probably show up. I remember anons showing tons of picks of that rat and it has the bird on the wings.
>>585355721Everyone likes terr though.
>>585355721i dont hate terr>>585355942"like" is a bit too strong but i certainly dont mind him
we are the dslaves we kneel to our ergawds
>>585356054I like him, clowns are likeable in general.
had a dream where nightreign got an update that introduced diamond tier loot
>>585355721terr is a funny concept
shut it
>>585358779why? not like I am talking over anyone else here, it's dead and quiet, and I was contributing to the topic at hand (terr)
^ the shut
1/3 let’s chungus
>>585363164oh you're right sorry I ended up not telling you how date night went but it went really nice! I am posting it here because it was just like an elden ring nightreign but instead of three nights we went to two bars and instead of a nightlord we went to a nightclub but admittedly I was shy about dancing so we mostly hung out and chatted and got drunk on a second story balcony of that club, the city skyline was all around us and it felt so alive in nighttime colours, we hadn't had an elaborate date night in months! it made me think, this is what is must be like being an elden ring nightreign nigntfarer, the experience was very comparable so I think it would be good advice w.r.t. gameplay improvement to go on date nights with your loved ones regularly to improve enjoyment of the elden ring games! please watch my attachment, pic is related, I took footage of a reference to elden ring that I saw happen while at the nightclub
>>585356481they have to be funny to be that though >>585356251goes without saying
>>585354053Made me smirk. But also the elden onion rings.
>>585365340Some clowns you laugh at, like with terr.
>>585365379I think it's easier and more rewarding laughing at indians instead
>>585366213I know, but I'm talking about laughing at terr.
>>585366327terr isn't even real anymore, you are laughing at the concept of terr, it is closer to laughing at whoever latched on to the terr meme for their ceaseless insistence really, and important distinction
>>585366493I know, that bird anon killed him a while ago.
>>585365208Didn't ask or read
>>585366569you don't well and truly know that, because you said you are laughing at a person that isn't here anymore, the proper english is to say you are laughing ABOUT him since the joke is at the expense of the forced meme and not at the expense of the real terr, who is likely blissfully unawares elsewhere
>>585366986your subconscious can't unread the key words it wanted to register! so don't worry, you'll dream about it in the coming weeks
>>585367642Nice.
dos is losing it again
>>585368881you might be thinking of nos
iOS, I updated it, sucks ass now
>>585369185how sad
>>585369218butifel madam
>>585366213that’s what he said dummy
>>585369185Now I’m not gonna do it…
>>585369968no you are thinking of Devil (the) Ostentatious Simp
>>585370480based twinbird lore enjoyer
based dick sucking enjoyer
>>585370540devil x terr is my favorite toxic yaoi ship
>>585370480>>585369218kek
>>585370480white people be like yeah i jerk off to ants
>>585371541I dunno, it's just so surface level, it's the kind of ship that I would call someone a larper for, if I met a random person on the street and found out they were in the erg fandom, poopa x gr*** now that had genuine tension and landmark moments, a historic arc and a memory we can hold as a trophy that commemorates being present during the golden era
antaker
reven-ant
I mean, noxschizo x Ant'd was way better than this also
>>585353806>>585353050I wanted you to know that these made me smile
>>585353806 >>585353050 I wanted you to know that these made me frown
>>585376591hugging this anon, except if he is indian then I am going to air-high five from a distance of 15 feet or so
>>585356251>>585365340...said no one but the ergies who were the raped
mighty terr
^^ said no one but the raped maggotjeet himself
>>585376591Nah
>>585300040>filename says 1:26:20that means husbandjeet's timezone is CEST so she's definitely european, judging from her accent she's probably slavic
polish femboys run this website
>>585376591Yeah
>>585378292somebaldi should send xher a friend request and check it out
>>585378292I would like to know why that matters at all? and no, you are wrong about me being slavic, last time some anons tried to guess my ethnicity some got surprisingly close but not quite exact, either way I don't think it's very erg related is it?
>>585377863Careful with the truth nukes as you can see it greatly upsets the brown people here
>>585379570yeah he should have randomly punctuated it with throwaway mentions of elden ring just to be safe
talking to yourself again, petal?
pidar*
>>585380043I think it would have made that post at least 20% cooler
>>585353050The Greater Will is a, uh... a mushroom? Is this the real lore? Do the ducks eat the mushrooms?
>>585379570says the retarded worthless posting videos of a night club like shes on fucking snapchat kill yourself
>>585302245kwab
>>585329548>>585330926One of the best players on the password says that cancelling Caligo quote "makes the fight much easier"Why are we pretending like the blizzard isn't a big deal now?
>>585380472are you kidding? you can obviously see the reference to elden ring, it's right there before your very eyes when the fog machine comes on just look closer
>>585379570>I don't think it's very erg related is itThe majority of your posts aren't erg-related. Feeling cornered, are we? You being an eastern Euro would fit with the whole mailorder thing.
from the makers of elden ring nightreign...elden ring nightreign festival...
>>585380860https://youtu.be/jIhcFiFv9hQ
>>585378292I need to hear that accent. For science.
>>585378165Your poignant post got that maggot mutant to talk to himself he’s very insecure about being owned by ergods as is obvious.
>>585378292She’s definitely some kind of ESL at least
I need to hear those ergie cheeks clap
>>585380747>troontina>One of the best players on the passwordlmao
elden ringoooooooohhhhhhhhhhh elden ringshattered by someone or something....
>>585381026pretty much everything I post is connected to elden ring, why would I post here if it's not connected to the game? my life experiences as a main character in the elden ring playerbase make it all relevant for the thread, but things like name dropping posters or posting porn can never be similarly connected to the game, we can all agree on that right? right then it is forever settled, also I genuinely am not from eastern europe
trish tinx our crucible fury...
>>585381789>216 streak.>Not one of the best.
>>585381974ok cool so we agree you should stop blogposting/boasting about your chungus life when literally no one asked
she speaks english with xher husband, at the very least we can say xhe lives in the UK
>>585380747The hardest part is the flight move not the blizzard. You can follow her to get next to her landing. At worst you'll die and lose a wendie, in trios it's a lot harder if someone dies and you have to revive them.
>>585382059Keep coping trootinx. Nobody thinks you're remotely good.
>>585382059>erg streakI shouldn't expect you to have basic observational skills and notice when someone plays badly.
reminder trashtroon is a demon prince victim
>>585382146well no you need to read my post again because I explained how my daily life is always erg related by virtue of me being one of the main characters in the playerbase, evidenced by the effortlessly engendered fanclub herein witnessed!
>>585382635i can see why you have no friends
>>585382558What's your streak then? Since you're better than Trish. It must be higher than 216.
>>585382790erg streak =/= skill, given creasy's streak in the 50s when he can't even stay in d4
>>585382632... and horse victim... and divine lion victim... and gargoyle victim
>>585383074kek
>>585382946Streaks are a general indication of skill. While the benefits of trios do make the game easier for all, you will lose your streak when you're teamed up with someone who can't carry their weight, or due to just unfortunate luck putting you at a disadvantage one of your runs.That's why Creasy is only in the 50s, while others are in the 100s. There is a skill gap between 50 and 100. And there is a skill gap between 100 and 200.
Queen Trishtina of the /erg/lings
3 threads since the last gg post, im thinking its over
97 days since last gg posts
trishtina x terrmaster
>>585383485That 4chan outage completely broke our queuing habits, can't believe of all the things to kill erg it was the fucking jews
>>585383406>general indication of skillif you don't know shit about the game and can't tell when someone is playing badly and getting carried, yeah.
^^jeet cope
^^streaklet cope
>>585380747>Truntinz el Fijo Muy Deshonrado y Moreno de la Mala y Chingada Putaña y del Padre Negro y Esporcado>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>goodAjajajajajajajajaja.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuVpoqLup58
>>585383406>And there is a skill gap between 100 and 200Not really, if you can get to 100 there isn’t anything to prove really. Going beyond that is just playing safe. Even getting your 100 streak requires a bit of context. If you seed checked or skill slopped or beast clawed or just used duchess/iron eye/wylder or duoed your way there then are you really better than someone who used something that left them more open.
you can maintain your streak by alt f4'ing at the defeat message so who gives a fuck how high a streak is when it's impossible to prove a legit streak.
/ourguy/ is finally using skinshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNgy5zFMN1o
>>585382785I mean this weekend I'm going on a huge week long road trip with three friends, plus my husband is my best friend! I do think you shouldn't just be friends with just about anyone though that kind of thing is for libra demons
>>585384032please stop bullying practice.
@fc just do it, take a bullet for the thread and be our hero
Only thing that mattered in streaking was how fast you got it
>>585384298>i totally have friends thats why im blogposting in a video game thread on an anonymous tibetan yak milking boardsure thing sweaty
>>585384251This is why the only real evidence is match history showing a 100 streak
>>585384594I mean it's more quirky than doing it on instagram and you guys have funnier reactions? it's a sum larger than the parts kind of thing, basic math
plus, it's elden ring related since I am the elden ring after all
yurm
216 isn't a big streak, it's not even half of any of the top 3 erg streakers
but it has auspicious numerology
i remember posting my 100+ streak, it made some brown very mad
my streak is 3!!!
>>585384748>i'm not lonely or parasocial, i just need this hyperspecific product discussion thread to react to my lifeyou are rather pathetic
>>585385264same kek
>>585382635>>585384925Nope, off-topic garbage. That's why you're an annoying foid that no one likes.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Bp6wLXD_-8s
>>585385318sure thing guy, no worries, I'm still having fun so I'm going to keep posting and playing the elden rings ok? btw you're not one of those weirdos that gets off to cartoon drawings are you?
why did you make him white
Hey does someone have the omaigoo vocaroo?
>>585383789Who carried Trish then?>>585384032Playing safe is a skill in of itself. For example, how can you play it safe when Gladius is fully aggrod on you? you still have to dodge the attacks.And what happens when your team falls? Can you last long enough to pick them back up? What about those situations where your team both completely shit the bed to the point where picking them up is pointless? Can you carry?There are many streak ending variables that only skilled players will persevere through.
>>585385318>>585385619made that 80 iq hole spout nonsense with these truth nukes good going kings
>>585386092>ai jeet is delusionalA surprise to no one
>>585385981Cute and canon
>>585386373meant for >>585386149
>>585386224>you still have to dodge the attackssomething that trish regularly fails to do against any boss on fucking duchess.
>>585386236didn't you strange people bring up my accent in the first place? I mean you made this whole discussion become thread relevant that way so don't point fingers at me, I am enjoying the elden ring references I encounter
>>585372002xhe is brown like you based off the obsession with big behinds albeit
>>585386471Nope I was right the first time
>>585386149>>585385981love these>>585385952can i get a kiss feel free to vocaroo it
>>585386092It’s the only way anyone could stand to make such a rancid image
>Twin axe Death Knight does spinny attack>Attempt to get away from it>It's tracking is really good>Get spun on>Attempt to dodge through and get behind it>It still manages to hit me.>He charges up his big lighting spam move>Try to dodge through and behind again>Get electrocuted by splash damageYeah, I have no fucking clue what they expect from me.
>>585385012Shut it mutant
>>585386761ew the drawings you replied to make me fear you must be some kind of rancid manchild, no affection of any kind for you
>>585386928just pick exegawd and deflect it
>>585386928Just pick Wyldgawd and parry and bs it
>>585386940yurmy!!
>>585386928i can't explain exactly how i dodge it, i just dodge super late on the first spin, then kinda circle dodge around and sprint away from the slam
>>585386928and the lightning splash you dodge behind him but again you have to do it really late, when he leans forward a bit to start the swing. you can also double jump on his head in nightreign.
>>585387681>>585386928Surge sprint and jump the other way
>>585383406>skill gap>just get matched with ghetto internet erg players and have them DC once, crashing the game>-800
>>585387032so weird
>>585388482nuh uh it's always way weirder to like gay cartoons than it is to be a beloved and exemplary jewel of a person such as myself!
>>585371541Based Devil x Terr enjoyer, toxic yaoi to bless our general
>>585388812nothing weird about preferring cartoons to obnoxious weirdos like you
who's the uke
they were straight cartoons doe
What's the point of coming to 4chan if you don't like anime or porn, that's literally the heart and soul of this website
You’re gonna send her into a frenzy take it easy
>>585389512
>>585390062true she should go back to xitter or something
>>585390447tumblr*
fc?
>>585383673I'd rather try to snipe streamers than play with erg
>>585389718that's genuinely untrue, that executor is wearing a dress and has dog ears which are for real life girls only>>585390062that hasn't been the case since your pedophile admin left like over a decade ago, and obviously I feel great pity for the lowest lifeforms which is why I am here so generously steering the salvageable amongst you in a more healthy, pornless direction
my two most favorite things in the world are people who ping every church and raiders who ult directly on top of a small boss
>>585390701Weird post-rape diary entry
>>585390585no fc?
>>585386224i princess carried trish to our marital cot
>>585390585is this a ds3 mod for computer?
>>585386224i carried trish once, it was a very difficult experience
>>585391417vanilla
'orb it around 'zuk style
I knew I should have downloaded those youtube videos when I could have after his channel got leaked, I would have daily material
>>585386224>Who carried Trish then?Everyone who has ever played with that shitter.
>>585391723got any rares for the fans
>>585392165This is his music taste.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_Rgfo-_-xwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Alw0PhUZmVQ
>>585391541>>585387490Shhh
>>585390762dawn and yuria skins are the designated femxecs though
level 6 day one with an absolute dogshit team and my game crashed i dont even want to rejoin
>>585392416checks out, shit you'd hear in a room full of furry merchandise
>>585392597there is no femxec, his pronouns are he him throughout the entire game
>>585390762>foid obsessively seething at anonymous males from across the planet for their lack of subservience to a foidlike clockwork
Do the needful and engage in the PvP, saars.https://streamable.com/87o8cw
>>585392903true exejeet is a zesty brown crossdresser
>>585393072trish is such a lame faggot shitter...
>>585393072So lame and raped
>>585392416so cthonic and tenebrous
>>585393202strange
>>585391347...Said no one ever>>585390762It sure still is the case dumbass foid you're so dumb stop posting forever please you'll do everyone a favor
>>585393202kek
>>585393952it really is not the case, you are another coping unc who jerks off to pedophilia, unsalvageable
Anyone wants to duel?
>>585395031Which game?
>>585395432Elden Ring
>>585395503Ok
The threadshitter's Dilemma:- The threadshitter has to maintain the idea that Creasy is "the carried"- The threadshitter has to maintain the idea that streaks are not indicators of skill. In order to achieve this, he has denounced streaks as high as 216. Going so far as to say that Trish is trash at the game, and also the carried.- The threadshitter has now dug himself into a ditch, where he has to maintain the idea that Trish is carried.- However, the image that spurred the recent topic, is a gg images of Creasy, Trish and Tinpo.- The threadshitter has a hateboner for all 3, so he doesn't want to say Tinpo carried.- If he says Creasy and Trish are carried, then that implies Tinpo is skilled.- If he says Tinpo and Trish are trash, then that implies Creasy is skilled.- If he says Tinpo and Creasy are bad, then that implies Trish is skilled.- On top of all of that, he also doesn't want to admit that Trios are easier than solo, because that goes against his narrative that Creasy is playing an easier game solo. So he can't say that all three together are better than the sum of their parts.How does the threashitter resolve this dilemma?
>>585394803Source?
>>585395645Great, here are my settings:>Combat Ordeal>2 combatants>password: erg
>>585395821Shut up
>>585395821Keep talking
>>585394803I told you to stop posting listen to your superiors
>>585395821none of those people matter enough to write that much about them, what are you doing?
>>585396062huh? that doesn't make sense because I am my own boss, so I have no superiors, and the only person I view as my equal is my hυsband so I don't think there is anything worth listening to like you say? very confusing
>>585395885post webms after!
where are the erg streamers?
>>585395821Studying this
>>585393202they made a mistake when they drew this drawing, undertaker should have chewed revenant before swallowing her remains so that she becomes a mess of splinters and undertaker goes "ow!" and that would have been a much funnier comic than this
>my equal is my hυsbandbros
>>585396523Im busy
>>585396367We are your superiors dummy now be quiet
>>585396651...said no one ever
>>585396954that's not true at all? a superior implies someone respected and you porn gays act like the least respectable bunch of excuses for a person I ever did see, that's why it's so funny riling you up
>>585393072oh my gooo...
>>585397108until now, since I have said it! and forever it will be true since thence
>>585395821>has to maintain the idea that Creasy is "the carried"you maintain that all by yourself with every post>is a gg images of Creasy, Trish and Tinpo>we won a game so us jobbing all the time doesn't count
>>585397772>>585397636nope stop peddling female evil on erg thanks
>>585393072Spanish is such an ugly language. If I hear spanish without seeing who's speaking I always imagine a fat brown greasy mutt behind the voice.
>>585398319you would be right 90% of the time
>>585398319You would be right 99% of the time
>>585398319correct in 10/10 instances
Creasy is the primarch of /erg/?
>>585398823Heir apparant to terr
heavenly king of great peace hong creasequan
>>585398145you're projecting anon, it's homosexual flesh pleasures that are evil! women are here to save you from such evils, you're a good guy anon why would you say bad guy things like that? I know that deep down, you don't actually want to throw away your life's worth for making another man sexually excited, I know you want to amount to real things and raise a family who will love and thank you for being you, but you have to drop the anime an the porn and the gayness first!
>>585395821Trish, you're trash
>>585399170trish doesn't write reddit style nor defend creasy
>>585399059>>585399020… ascending to the throne of the king of the brown and hyper-raped, that is
>>585398319You’re thinking of basically any language from the middle east but you’re not wholly wrong there either
>>585399452A long line of of hyper-raped. 6th generation hyper-raped kingling.
>>585399521spanish is more arabic than romance
https://youtu.be/neG5xgZbHOg?is=lZAcp5S7JN4nQrnC
>>585399628love the weird fractal shit going on with that gesture and wylder's sword.
>>585399136These anons just need a lovely erg tgirl to settle down with to play games together and have sex with after
>>585399136>you're projecting>posts a bunch of projection
>>585399628the only good U2 album was the good one and maybe joshua tree, maybe
>>585399982Are gwyndolin types that lonely that they are cold calling anonymous people online begging for companionship?
>>58539952There is one language there that's okay and that's whatever they're speaking here, just too funnyhttps://youtu.be/6DRNHLKyDjQ
What happened?
>>585399985no anon, those are called truths! projection is something different! I can teach you tomorrow >>585400092isn't it creepy and pathetic?
>>585399982I need an erg tgirl
>>585399982this insufferable foid is convincing me that tgirls are superior
>>585400223My LAN cable disconnected, I'm queueing again
>>585400326I like foids desu
>>585400092that's how i got my bf
>>585400326not really true anon, you just always hated women because of your mommy issues, this is why you think you are gay and are ruining your life
>>585386092Terr IS white.Doe.
>>585397636Except it is true threadmaggot
>>585400497has your bf seen your face and held your hand for longer than 28 days?
>>585400658bf is an ai.
>>585400526no you're simply that unlikable that you're making me reconsider women.
>>585400621well then ok, you aren't speaking logical things so you are in the middle of a little tantrum, and that is fine little guy you'll get better ok?
>>585400356Hyperarmor is retarded.
>>585400890we accept your concession, threadmaggot
>>585400778please don't embarrass yourself so much, everyone that isn't ignorant or a minority understands that obviously no heterosexual person can think like you, sorry I remind you of your mom so much anon but that just means you have a lot of little deep-seeded issues you need to unpack ok? no I don't want to help you with that, don't ask
>>585401090anyone who spends any length of time reading your posts will hate women.
>>585400658that's a long time to hold hands
this bitch sure loves projecting her own trauma on others huh
why is every fucking woman on /erg/ insufferable? except for varreslut I guess
>>585400545nah im brown
>>585401336>why is every fucking woman insufferablewe failed the biggest shit test in history by giving them rights
>>585401336They're like dogs minus the loyalty and emotional intelligence
>>585401295what is this trauma lore according to you?
it's yurming time
>>585401249something is not part of your real daily life if it can't happen 28 days in a row
>>585402078sure it is
Would anyone like to play nightreign?
It's midnight. GGs.
>>585402252Shut the reign up nighter
>>585402351gg
>>585402351nice
>>585401408We know he was making a bad joke
>>585401336>>585401484there were like 2 others but just how they are sadly they’re wired to be like this >>585402049relax cuck
>>585402252I'm queued for now.
>>585402351slava brat moy
>>585402351redcels be like: ayo this gameplay fire fr fr
>>585402252stuck with work stuff for now otherwise I would be at colosseum though
>>585402608The Friday nightreigners are so brave
>>585402507Hello
>>585402884I love melimeli
>>585403036she would express disdain for porn consumers
>>585403267she would rape and kill you
I moved my nightreign over to an external HD and it take forever to load in
>>585403267she'd love me back
>>585403349cc?
What's a good spot for a first-timer to do Old Hunters? At 60 right now and most of the hunter NPCs are fairly tanky and kill me extremely quickly, especially the beast claw guy
1/3 other person probably didn’t exist
>>585403349why did you moved it
>>585401336trish, cc, sludge, elf, shifty, cupcake, mellow, monica were all wife material
>>585403627Shut up bitch
>>585403606are you on duo queue still?
>>585402429We need to get a 4man fight. We should have fight clubs again. You guys should learn how to deal with latency first, though; /erg/ is international after all.>>585402446Thanks.>>585402652Noroc.>>585402772True.>>585403458Around the time you get to the NIghtmare.>>585403627All biological men (XY chromosomes).
>>585403458Old Hunters is like endgame balance but still doable early. 60-100 should be fine, but if you need better blood gems, then you can always do Nightmare Frontier and Nightmare of Mensis and the brain Women there can drop like 18% phys attack up gems.
>>585403351did you miss the whole point of the game? she doesn't love you dude>>585403314you are so indian, picture now please the footage of the chud on a string that I showed you guys yesterday
>>585403615Had to download a modeling program so I had to move all my video game off
>>585403795if by some miracle one happens tonight or tomorrow I join as soon as it hits 2/4
>>585403789No, should I be on it
>>585404015no
>>585403874what are u modelling
>>585403870can it husbandjeet
>>585403874>>585403349slutge...
Is recluse wylders mom?
I’m not sure this other 1/3 exist. Might give up in 10 mins>>585404104Windy stuff
Euporia's so fucking cool. I wish it weren't at the literal end of the game...
>>585399587It has *some* influences but no it’s still majority PIE derived
>>585404720well, yeah you're right
>>585399587it only has some arabic influences because they got run down by muslims and had to retake the iberian peninsula back while some """people""" were busy making friends with muslims while killing christians "in the name of God"
>>585383483>>585403627the world isn’t ready for such truth
>>585402251not when it comes to matters of interpersonal relations and intimacy, does your "bf" really not text you daily? that's honestly really sad if true
>>585403349>>585403874>>585404565Hopefully Saybah and Beastie and Rev will help you out :)
@(You)Why what?
>>585404324Shes one of his many plapcows
>>585405027it's because spaniards are brown
>>585405505I mean spaniards are more neanderthal than anything that's why when it was their turn to mix with browns all the browns ended up..like that
>>585316668>>585317695BB is just that beloved. Its OSTs have the most amount of views on YT iirc. The amount of units it sold is pretty impressive for an exclusive, so I don’t think it’s too surprising to see a minor revival get some decent interest.
>>585405405Sorry but that title belongs to futa rev only
>>585403814I've already done Nightmare Frontier but just now hitting 60 and it still kinda feels like I shouldn't be in Hunter's Nightmare yetThink the shortcut back to the lamp near the blood river is the most excited I've been to find one yet, I don't even wanna fight any bosses yet but just exploring is brutal
>>585317695>considering how unpopular piracy iswhat kind of psyop is this? piracy is at the height of its popularity and normies of all kinds at school all know about fitgirl
>>585406052Nice of Futa Rev to keep the girls satisfied while yWyldbull is out on expeditions
>>585405187oh but of course we do how silly
>>585404565waited like 30 minutes and i just left
queued into the noklateo silver tear remembrance... we did not redeem it
The worst part about nr is the time wasted
>>585406827i love helping people with remembies.
>>585406598I went to rando after 20
>>585406530so you don't actually sleep physically in the same bed that often though? your phone doesn't count
>>585405505memes aside they actually aren’t despite all odds it’s kind of impressive honestly
>>585400890Quite the hypocritical thing to say whore
>>585407908what? I don't see the hypocrisy, I don't quite throw thoughtless tantrums like you, I only write eloquent world-saving polemics
>>585408352xhe says in the middle of a tantrum
>>585407720Why are you such a bitch? Like seriously you’re just awful.
within 2 weeks the husbandjeet has already become erg's worst poster, impressive
>>585408445where is the tantrum? they are supposed to be about something right? like for example your tantrum is about my presence, so if I am in the middle of a tantrum what was is initiated by? you can't really say it's about what you're saying, I am only responding to you conversationally
>>585409251all of your posts are mad about something, that particular one is mad that you're called out on it.
>>585407720no it's complicated haha
>>585408734as a balancer I must judge and call it as I see it, also if you improve yourself you will get a better bf instead of having to settle for some internet porn addict, are you a man? if so start by going to church more than once a week please, reconnect with your real life community
>>585409618You know you need to be raped into ego death to become a balancer right?
>>585409523I see, well, I think the mistake you are making is assuming that my assessments carry any kind of emotion, that would be like faulting a mirror for what it shows you, please do well to remember that I only write truths not kindnesses
i write sins not tragedies
>>585409618You are no balancer
>>585409879what a clownshow.
>>585409765I was gonna write something about asking if you didn't learn anything about the ohioan indian politician tanking his public appeal by unleashing his indian obsession with rape and rape jokes, but it's silly of me, of course you don't learn and that's why things stayed like that in india after the english left until those people languished til the day computer programming enabled them to fulfil their destiny as programmable labourers
Guys what if Marika was the villain the whole time?
>>585409970yeah that was the reference >>585409529translated into heterosexual, you have said: "it's a gay relationship"
>>585410080What a strange botpost. Does it think it is in /pol/?>>585410139She was.
>>585409859the mistake you're making is flipflopping between the genuine concernfag larp and the self admitted troll. not that anyone is buying the former. if women knew what was good for anybody they wouldn't overwhelmingly vote and fight for the destruction of society. everything you do is about feeling morally superior for peer approval. worthless whore.
>>585410213no? this is the bathroom wall they call "erg" obviously
>>585410210nice
>>585410213>She was.
>>585408352>hypocrite doesn't see their own hypocrisy Yeah no shit, your head is so far up your own ass I'm surprised you can still breathe
>>585410387the mistake you are making is assuming that I have to be boxed in to any of your expectations, I know, I know a complex, rich and uninhibited personality like mine is intimidating when it challenges all your insecurities but you don't have to be so scared, guy! you can even be brave and succesful and beloved by your real life peers just like me one day
>>585410940>have to beno you just are. you're the same as every other insipid quirk chungus roastie. maybe a bit more insecure and parasocial with random online men.
I'm like 60% sure this isn't even husbandanon, it's just some shitposter having a laugh
hubbyterr
>>585411346she's free to use the copout when she's cornered. we all know the truth though.
>>585410940this is possibly the most insecure post i've ever seen holy shitliterally zero self awareness
Word is, the Shawzin is coming to Elden Ring
>>585411418Classic
>>585411613Zero elf awareness
where's the xberg
should i switch phys wylder to affinity wylder
>>585411467I have no idea what you mean
>>585408352>I only write eloquent world-saving polemicsNobody here thinks your intellectual masturbation is enlightening or impressive in the slightest and it's safe to assume that none of your peers in real life do either considering the fact that you're here 10 hours per day spamming your pseudo-intellectual walls of texts that nobody here asked for.
>>585412183Why? If you're using affinity weapon skills you might as well use duchess. Siliuras, RoB, and storm ruler are split physical
>>585411613>>585411198well anyways, a word of advice for next time is to not reuse my own words or points or you make it obvious that you are blinded by rage, meanwhile I just had a really nice dinner, my hυsband cooked a cajun salmon and we had chips for the side, it was really good! we are celebrating because we just finished a meeting where we finally closed the deal with a new client company and we are going to be sent off around the country for corporate presentations soon which is really good for our resumes! now that I am free for the night soon now I am going to be playing elden ring colosseum for a bit to warm up, then some nightrings
>>585406827Do you need a hand with it?
>>585412261well your ego doesn't because you have impotence issues, but your subconscious will really appreciate absorbing all this knowledge in a few years you'll see!
>>585409159Xhe’s been here longer than that, I remember noticing her posts months ago, but for some reason she only just decided to pipe up and start spreading xher period blood everywhere
>>585402940Hi how are you
Only thing we'll be absorbing from your posts is how much of an annoying cunt you are actually
>>585412724thisthisthis for some reason xhe decided to be the most insufferable cunt in the thread, weird
>>585412415>you can't point out my projection by using the same words and describing my behavior>now here's a frantic blogpost about how not mad i amyou're trolling yourself at this point
1/3 for a bit before I go ranjews
what the fuck happened this thread
>>585413259These threads should just be banned at this point. 90% of the posts are off topic or schizo spam like this >>585405368
>>585413259we fought and died in an undending curse seeking the elden ring o algo
>still playing elden ring when bloodborne is on pc
>>585413259women
>>585412183No. Affinity buffing is trash because of affinity splitting. You should only use Wylder as generic phys man for whatever or Fire up for fire weak bosses that wylder naturally excels at.
>>585412530It's not my fault every post you make is objectively terrible so don't project your shattered ego onto me.
>>585413259jews
>>585412875well it wasn't really frantic, I wrote it leisurely while sipping a frappe
>>585413413true but anyone can leave anytime>>585413414what age are we in right now?>>585413515>picreljust ignore her when she gets too much into oversharing>>585413629libra didn't do this
>>585414019canonically the duskborns
>>585309692naming my next character The Dog Killer and pursuing the flame of frenzy ending because it's the only way to get rid of them all
>>585414556Why
>>585301971>weYes most of the thread>factsThey are very much objective facts as you've proven time and time again to be a thread shitting maggot learn to pipe down when you get clocked next time retard
we need erg tgirls to save this gennie
>>585315930I remember beating this guy on the first try because I could storm blade his eyeball after my friends were telling me it's not a very good fight and I should try to do it normal sometime I guess
>>585413259I dunno, they brought me up first and summoned me so you should ask them
>>585337239so the grandson carries a cage
Anytime I see dos ramble about his bird delusions i can hear surfin bird playing
>>585415449you still talking about your god?
>>585381823LOOK UP AT THE SKYIT BURNS
>>585415476No, the conversation about husbandanon was earlier.
>>585415331madison...
>>585415476Probably begging for attention like usual.
>>585415476>>585415651Sorry didn't mean to trigger you into talking to yourself again
>>585403036she's as inbred as one can get
>>585415449there's no way DOS is the weird lorefag
>>585415736You good broski. I accept your apology.
>>585415736destroyed that mutant good job
>>585414773just for funsies
don't talk to yourself, pumpkin
>>585415331based horselore enjoyer
fill me in on the twinbird lore
>>585377461You're posting in our general retard. Yours is dead and gone. All of your friends are dead. Get your head out of your ass.
>>585414803day old cross thread post???
>>585416162Anon found out all the games are linked by some god bird and it mindbroke someone here.
>>585415940Lore is a loose term when in reality it's his drug fueled hallucinations but yes if you've been paying attention at all it's the same person
>>585416310Doubtful. I'm dos and I don't know much about the lore that is why I was having the discord help me find all the bird links so we could figure it out.
>>585181094lol true
>585416176doe the veil was sundered and spirits loosed
Looks like that spooked him we can get back to the thread now.
>I'm dragonirian obsessed schizohey xhe admitted it nice
>>585416731that's obviously not him because he would never admit it
>>585416728Really good find.
>>585416252sounds like something an eldritch god bird would do. I'm guessing it's like the twin eagle shield in dark souls being referenced? I can't remember two headed birds in the other games but it's been a while.
is devil really online right now? I wanted to ask you or your secretaries, why did this post:>>585373826why did it make you stop posting about ants for today?
>a shield is a really good findRAPE and KILL this ergie!!!!
>>585373826trish is so beautiful bros...
>>585416958Not really sure. I've only been looking up the ones in Elden Ring and piecing it together from there. Elden Ring seems to explain all of the metaphyics of the whole shebang. Not sure how it all links back to the other games because I'm not playing those ones, I'm leaving that to the other anons that picked up their respective games to look.
>>585417054you wanna see a really really good find?
>>585417185heh
does the bird like snakes?
>>585417113the name is Noktily, please educate yourself before any further postings, swine
>>585417185Very nice.>>585417291A snake is another worm to eat.
>>585417326beheaded that tourist
>>585414876Unironically yes. Erg tgirls bring so much cheerful joy and whimsy to this general Trish…Cupcake…Elf…Sludge…
>>585414803sundered his ass real good here
>>585417575last i heard they were trapped in crystals and hidden away in various dungeons
>husbandtroon spam stops>dos spam startsnooticing
>>585417575Funny you say that when these are all terrible people in their own right
>>585417374does that encompass dragons?
>>585417847what if hes the husband and he like takes over the laptop or something
>>585417847oh Im sorry, I don't mean to encourage your crackhead paranoia, I can keep spamming but I was having fun at colosseum right now so give me a while? I am still here posting btw but if it is making you nervous that I am not talking about my amazing and inspirational self I can of course resume that for you ok?
>>585416217So raped and buckbroken xhe dragged it into the next thread
>>585418054their children will be the antichrist
>>585411427>>585383613>>585316089Gross don't talk about yourself
>>585418054i would say they deserve each other
>>585418054Holy shit…………. that’s scary………….
new>>585418250>>585418250
>>585418054ewwwwwww no woman should marry a person whose culture glorifies scamming? my husband is exceedingly white, he gets crazy bad allergies twice a year and being out in the sun for 15 seconds makes his skin all rosy red like a fire prelate's blushy cheeks when you call them sweet darlings
>>585418054
>>585418264>spoilered imageWhoops
>>585417847Terr's obsession with anons is sort of weird huh?>>585417880Bird seems to dislike dragons for being graceless to the weak. Lots of instances of the twinbird fucking up dragons when you look around the game.
>>585415736 (me)Meant for >>585418107
>>585418086why are your posts so angry and hostile lately
>>585416217>>585327939>>585416176he's just that brown and raped you have to understand
>>585418264>no second one Look at that…
>>585417863They are all sweethearts and very affectionate
>>585417025>>585418224>>585418107>>585418290>>585418495>>585418843shut it reterrd
>>585418835She’s getting ass spanked red and can hide that she’s panicking and hyper ventilating and shaking
>>585419105not (you) sorry!
>>585419105You didn’t even try to hide it this time that’s just pathetic
>peek into next thread>immediate arguing and shitting everything upthink I’ll hang out here for a bit
>>585331154I don't remember asking for your input
>>585420265I know.
>>585335731>>585336014>>585336529>>585336359Shut it freak
>>585420132*sits next to you*
>>585420670i love you
>>585419334 >>585420670 >>585419241>>585420132 shut it terrmaggot
>>585420743What the barnacle
>>585421067Not (you)
>>585417152probably parallel dimensions/worlds if the dark souls bosses in nightreign are anything to go by
>>585421982My guess is the erdtree and its cracked tear fruits and the relic scenes from nightreign point to the worlds being in the fruits of the tree, like they are made from the sacrifices in the main setting creating these little worlds inside. You can see all the broken down mechs from the end of armored core 6 ringing the lands between in the map so who knows.
>>585419165https://vocaroo.com/1lBSXgFZmPkp
oh xhe mad
>>585423329oh so there was never any real reason, it's ok but that's just boring, disappointing
>>585422234lol
>>585414019>>585403795Weird posts
>>585413459true
>>585423002can literally hear her voice shaking lol
>>585425514that's all the time though it's just how I speak honestly
we're the ergieyogurts
No
>>585421089 (me) meant for >>585421539
