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>managed to follow the 9 power 7 sprint pasa before slots filledHope I can make a decent nishino with that
Kris S love!
>>585342093>KRis S>Kris Snackng girlKino...
hifinished my wife chores...
waheythank for bwead
>>585342032Cant wait for the first rate brawl
>>585342131NO SNACKING
>>585342175I didn't even burn it!
Unironical questionDoest your club have a lot of posting in ingame chat?
You WILL come to Tomakomai
>>585342235Mambo
No concert for chuds lol.
>>585342093Of course!
>>585342235thank god, no
next bread will be butter
https://litter.catbox.moe/o60usmdqsblpdrhd.mp4
>>585342093CHOCOLATE
>>585342235There's a longer coversation maybe once or twice a week with more activity during events or saturday showdown
>>585342331I look just like this
>>585342198you would snack Kris Snack
>>585342235Only on anticipated banners or CM days
>>585342235ye
>>585342458Dahby
Sex with the CG crew.
>failed tenno sho spring awardAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEPls don't tell me I have to spend points on fucking Extra Tank just to make a sprint bobo...
>>585342618Dabhy love
what would it take to make (You) quit the game?
>>585342635More wit and go late
>>585342453Proofs?
>>585342831Not enjoying it anymore
>>585342831When it's no longer fun
Visit Tomankomai!
>>585342831They would need to remove all keiba stuff from the game
>>585342831that's valid i was about to quit after 300 pulls with 0 kitas I was saved by roll 310 giving me 2 copies
>>585342831eos
>Yutaka Take to Appear Live as Special Guest!He will 100% appear on one of the PakaLives
hokko on my cocko
>>585343274Total BAKUSHIIIIIIIIIIN
>>585342831i got 1 smaru and 1 festa in 600 pulls, it didnt hurt that much because i didnt care for festa's card, but if i had that luck during tachyon/lh banner i probably would have at least skipped the scenario
>>585342831This could be (You) in the Ramonu banner
>>585343274congrats in maxxing (you)r wife!!!make sure flight-san doesn't get anywhere near her when she drops
>>585342235Yeah chat is active but not at the point where it becomes annoyingIt is almost always the same 5-6 dacchis+danchou though, but it's fun to read, they're cute and funnyYes it is one of the club's selling points
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vYnas6q3SgI'm in love with the HokkoI'm in love with the Hokkotomakomai go,goI'm in love with the Hokko
>>585343415>>585342431>>585342528My chat club kinda dead and i wonder what is it like to be in other club...
>>585343383impossibleI don't have enough for 600 rolls
>people find this gorilla sexy
>>585342235I dont know I havent checked these past few days....But usually its just some small talk from the same few guys. Theyre chill though so it's fine
if I go 200 without ramonu, do I just stockpile my carats for umas I like instead?
>>585342831I pulled 600 on kitasan banner and only got 1 so that's enough to keep me going
>>585343482yessu
>>585342235There used to be some short conversations daily, it was comfy.Nowadays it's mostly ERP baiting and blogposting.
>>585342235Shoe pvp teasing, very on topic discussion and cm day talk every now and then with the random post every blue moon. Very comfy chat.
>>585343554You prepare for another 200 pulls and dig into your crystals. You didn't waste them, did you?
>>585343684uma&cobwo...
All umamusume trannies should hang.
>>585343554That was a valid option with Tachyon since she's a strong but arguably skippable card. Ramomu is worth 600 pulls.
so I have been sending el to double 6 races fun schedule and I have been wonderingcan clanker fail a run?is it possible for clanker to lose a goal race?
>>585343274The coolest. The prettiest. The FASTEST! BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIIIIIINNNNNN
>>585343841seethe
>>585343554If you 200 without ramonu you hit 400If you go 400 without ramonu you uninstall the game
When do I need to log off and wait until then again, to execute the 40/60 strategy?
>>585343901I've never seen it happening, you can try sending oguri or mcqueen without adding extra races and see if the clanker fails them
>>585343901>is it possible for clanker to lose a goal race?nyoyou can win MANT by doing zero races, which on manual would kill the run in classic year
>>585343950anyon, that was a joke.... it's only either 50/50 or 0/100
>>585343768>>585343847>>585343948but... my pokke funds...
>>585344002Oguri-tan, go be fat somewhere else
>>585343684dacchisbwo...
>>585344151who's the cutie on the right? I want to fuck her until my hips give out
>>585342831I sparked (almost, one was 194) 4 uma banners in a row. Not that big of a deal, it's exaggerated. Just don't be a complete metanigger in a fun gambling horsegirl game and it's fine.
>>585343950The before the next day reset after you pulled the 40th sweepy. However I recall you can still log in, just don't pull on the 50th sweepy banner. That's what I did on GL banner to get 60 on Tachyon + LH and 40 on Twin Turbo. But they're both support banners so who knows
>>585344301she will be the one doing the fucking bwo
>>585343950I think in EU it's optimal just not to login on 25th and log in on 26th and that's it
name the coolest pace chaser in your imo
>>585344387>that hatAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEI take back what I said
>>585344472Tamamo Cross Festival, i just like Tama
>>585344472
>>585343554Just use 4 crystals on her.
>>585344472Brian
>>585344472desu yo
>>585344472*nyoooms past your 6 fronts lobby and steals first place*
>>585344626She's the sexiest pacer tho
>>585344419GMT+1 banner reset is midnight, so any timezone over GMT+1 has to wait until the 26thBongs can login at 11pm
>>585344472global: ZRRjp: Sauron Rudolf
>>585344472No such thing as a pace chaser. Only fronts that arent good enough or umas too slow to be a late surger.
>>585344803by that logic, lates are paces/fronts with a weak first step, and an end with subpar acceleration
>>585344879>both your crush and your childhood friend cuck you>it's with each other
Reminder to get your Tamamo stars before new day, almost forgot mine
>>585344897No it's only Pacers I dont believe in
Are Suzuka (& Tap Dance Shitty) the only real Runaways?I was watching Helios's two Mile Championship victories & they were close callsCertainly not like Suzukas overwhelmingly fast running
>>585344997Look how flat she is, that's so hot.
>>585345012What did Indiana's basketball team do to you?
oki thanks everyone>speglowie.jpg
>>585345075Not a real state, not a real running style
>>585345040Your Katsuragi Ace bwo?
>>585345227I forgot about her...OopsI'll have to watch that race
>>585345040Helios is a pace chaser
>>585345040>Mile ChampionshipRetard, watch Arima Kinenalso Ace? Twin Taboo?
>wake up>access 4chin's /uma/>ctrl+F>'[my club's name]'>'club'>'drama'>'mamb'>'jigg'Good morning bwos
>>585345315It's a cool race.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJsNY7sK1LU
>>585345363mambwo...
I want magnitude as the first global uma
>>585345221I get it, your team lost and now you're mad>>585345040There is a runaway known for specifically for losing races because of how much they'd haul ass and would gas out as a result
<48 hours
>>585344472Rice!
morning
>>585345363Good Morning Mambro
>>585342831Paid subscription that most people will pay for.
>>585345485I look like that
>>585345459Runaways have to win, otherwise they are the secret 6th racing style (Jobber)
>>585345504morning!
No you don't! Troon!
Front running is an irresponsible style
>>585345709
>>585345653Turbo beat Rice Villain in the 1993 All Comers
>>585345717What have they done to helios...
>>585345717Helios soon... Kinda wanna run her on the dirt CM to test her vibes.Odds I run her as an honest hard working pace chaser.Evens I let her be gay as a front.0 we oonige.
he says I do.
>>585345738das rite
I want Dicta in the game man...
>>585345853pace it is, weii~!
>>585342431HISHIAMA SEXOOO
sex seven
>>585342131
>>585346019Holy fucking big bazongos I need to breed her huminahumina booobbbaas yummy yummy I say this outloud as Daiwa toraina while she clearly hears all of it
>>585346372haha I think you meant to say six seven
>>585343383Impossible, I have 4 crystals, so the ceiling is 200.
>>585342235I don't check my club chat anymore and only go to club during reset to beg and donate shoes
Merge soon.
>>585346960mambwo...
They can't keep getting away with it!
>>585343901No, my Machan fails URA finals frequently. It's a notable sp loss
>>585346995hey we actually went up today!
>>585347040>>585346995>curren sisters wake up at this timeInteresting information, nice to know.
>>585346995>>585347040Mambwos...
>>585347127the curren dramaposters are all american. this was a known fact.
>>585346995>club with 1 flatliner goes up>club with 6 flatliners goes downyou guys told me flakitalining wouldn't matter
>>585347281I was hoping the flatining would help us to build up a buffer and it seems it works as i hoped
It's friday I'm in love
>>585347281mambo has 5 other flatliners that just do it for the love of the game (the flatlining game, not umamusume)
I'm a Job owner now...
>>585347395after all this time still in love you may say
>>585347405Congratulations. Do not let the job own you though.
>>585347405I'm sorry to hear that
symboli krispy
>>585347956she should sit on my face
Guys I jerked it too much and my pee smells like ammonia can someone explain?
Funny how matikane and agnes rooms are known in tracen as the two great chaos rooms
>>585348059ammonia is a natural pee smell tho?
>>585348059pee is stored in the balls
>>585347405I might be getting one soon too.....
>>585347956Fuck off, Lovcen should be a stereotypical balkan girl
>>585348345you'll always be jobless V
belly...
>>585347405I'm actually planning on doing a nocall-noshow until I point out because this job is dogshit when it comes to scheduling and I have the money to not work for a little bit
>>585348059>Guys I jerked it too muchidk about the ammonia smell but you should stop jorking so frequently. Also no edging or gooning either. You're gonna mess your pelvic floor up one day and will regret it
>>585348359cyge is not gonna give her a moustache or make her a neo nazi. probably.
>>585348550No you're fucking not, are you taking a fucking hammer to your pelvis to get off or some shit
>>585348608He coincidentally had a hernia at the same time and blames it on that
urara sex????
>>585348818Making jobbers with Urara!
>>585348818i want to fuck prestigious
>>585348608>>585348672Whatever man. Keep doing it then and see what happens
NARANAI KOTOBA MOU ICHIDO EGAITE AKAIRO NI SOMARU JIKAN WO OKI WASURESAREBA KANASHII SEKAI WA MOU NIDOTO NAKUTEARETA RIKUCHI GA KOBORE OCHITE IKUHITOTSUJI NO HIKARI EEEEEEEEEEE
im just Cilly
holy
>>585349158Does rickey's height count her ears? because that's like 20cm
>>585349314mr cillu billy
>>585349347no turbo sprint no speed star no S award
>>585345516Cute cat
another million fans for mambo!
Good afternoon
>>585349670
>>585349728Hello bwo
>>585349124Bro chillax
>>585349728come back and save us please
>>585342632
uma porn or umorn. good umorning means good uma porn img (the n is a common mistake)
>>585345478>sire>Kitasan Black Kitasan Black Kitasan Black Kitasan Black Kitasan BlackPoor Kitasan, cooming non stop all these years.
>>585350041I see
>>585349728afternoon
>>585349728uhh bwoits 7:20 am
>>585350223stupid evil cow
sexy nice uma
>>585344472Me
>>585350070eh, it's not like he gets the most mares among all the top studs
>>585350346proof?
>>585350295sorry
>>585349814Greetings cute Machitan poster>>585349860you guys are late surging, you'll be fine>>585350223hello sweet Doto>>585350274nu uh, it's 2:21PM
>>585350346PACE chaser, not just chaser. try again.
pacing my chase
>>585342196I hope that Grass, Flash, and Ardan will do well.
Enjoying coffee in silence
>trainee calls me irritating>give her a day off>i use that time to date light hello>mood downwhat the fuck?
fuck lunar mare
failed a 9% massive speed training, had no chance of mitigating it either. low wit anyway.....and no racing stam
>>585351256SIR YES SIR
>>585350364Maybe so, but my boy just wants to run and work out
the uma ramadan and PHP fiasco really killed these hours. oh well. it'll get better. surely.
>>585349670Mambwo...
>>585351383aiee it has ayabby i must buy
>>585351383damn, I have just shipped my 30k yen order...
>>585351451mambro....
ryan LOVE
>>585351831omg pretty
>>585351283Shrewd step is kinda goated, I had my doubts but using it this CM Is just free groundwork for pacers
stop leaking the club's income!the URS might be watching
I wish I was reverse scouted and groomed by a mature sugarmommy uma
>>585351831
>>585351912I've never noticed it so I have no idea if it's any good or not. I just grab it on discount
Fukukitaru Paizuri
>>585351952I already queued another Maru run
I love feisty flatties.
>>585351983Best I can do is reverse scouting by Tickezo
>>585343482I want to marry that gorilla.
This is tragic
>>585351831Holy fuck this gorgeous>>585352005It makes a noticable difference in sprints at least, I'm using Pasa and it makes so easy to be in/or close to the front
>>585352267A real top mare would have eaten it without issues
>>585352267she got what she deserved
>>585352578Yeah, for bullying Lala!
now my seeds are shit again285099412850994128509941few triple pace test
>>585351952Mambo does not commit tax evasion bwoThat's why we're at 470 right now
>>585352267Doto can't keep getting away with it.
I'm happy being in a b+ club
is there really only one good tsundere uma for tsunderefags like me?
I'm not happy being in a b+ club
Trendy Motion!
fuck motion
>>585352065Hawt
girl-on-top motion
>>585352065me and him
>>585352856mambwo...
>>585352740haha975841949758419497584194
when are we supposed to stop flatlining?
>>585352859if Daiwa counts as Tsundere the entire definition means nothing
>>585353294whorren in 7th but she deserves to finish even loser
7 and the next poster has to dress up as super creek and make me breakfast, lunch and dinner for today.. after that you're free to go
Okay but I really really really really really really really reallyr eallyr eally realyl really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyreall y really really really really really really really really really really relaly really relaly really really really really really really realyl really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
7 and I do the previous roll for 7 anyway, since I want to pamper that anon too
>>585353337like 50 hours from now
Sex? With hags?
>>585353294the amount of times I've seen ardan getting fucked by pdm is not even funny, am I suposed to use a runaway or something? this happens even with fronts present664092926640929266409292
>>585353429its over... C-Can you still do that for me though? You don't even have to dress up. I just want company and some meals...
But also please spare me, Cygames. You can stop releasing stuff for her for like one month. Please.
>>585353495Every damn day
>>585353495Yes and yes.
>>585353516522674705226747052267470
https://youtu.be/wUQWfyK20sc
>>585353635Tazuna isn't a hag.. She's still a young woman
>>585353676Ulala almost did it thanks for the hostan!
>>5853536762 more738900977389009773890097>>585353936thanks for coming babe
>>585353783Cute!
Give me a (You) or I rape Ardan.
She's willing though
Uma boobs
Shan't
>>585342635I trained three end closers and I have a hint maxed Taishin because oshi so Sleeping Lion is real cheap for me, but I only got about 17 relevant skills so I double circled a bunch just to empty points.I have a feeling I'm going to be judged during this champion meet for being overstammed by uma enthusiasts."THIS TAISHIN HAS TWO RECOVERIES WHAT A DUM TRAINER"No, I wanted to win Tenno Sho Spring and I ran out of skills to buy, leave me alone omnipresent theoretical uma nerd.
no vouchers this anni?
>>585354021183006151830061518300615
>>585353783Mun!
>>585353635Cute human female woman!
>>585354220No, vouchers this anni.
>>585352506>they released a Suzuka card where she's just flirting with her trainerdidn't know she was this assertive
>>585354254thanks for comingidk what to do now
>>585354021u too babe no homo
>>585354463Machan win!Thanks for hosting!
>>585354254>>585353676>>585353516Reward sex with Ardan>>585354021Steamy hag sex with Groove.
Currenā¦
>>585354463rot
>>585354463Thanks for hosting. Go cook something new you've wanted to try
>>585354389noā¦ vouchers this anniā¦
>>585354475she's so textured
>>585354220This is not anniversary
The strongest awooooooo
7 and I'll have bed breaking sex with Fuku4 and I'll be punished by Shiraoki-sama for having lewd fantasies about her loyal follower
>>585354021alright this means 100% winrate in rooms I'm good
why use groove when pasa has higher win rate
>>585354712Nice try, watch thisā¦
Would Shiraokiism reward or punish flatliners
your idol career ends here
>>585354834because air groove is my gorgeous wife
>>585354883Strike you dont for not playing
>vmama hours
They need to add Do Deuce and Regaleia asap to make end closers great again.
>schizo
My trainee started doing ketamineā¦
>>585353562sowwy bwo, a non-7 is a non-7
>>585354883if flatliners roll a 7, then they are forgiven. 4, and their ramonu rolls are nihl. 0, and their free pulls are nihl. any other and they have to keep rerolling, but if they don't roll any of the numbers until they return from flatline, then the number is effectively 0
>>585354712>>585354846Fuku is mine, niggers. I got her pregnant and everything. Watch this.
>>585355006me on the left
>>585354665Reminds me of zoomed IRL Doto images
I got Kitasan white, what is she good for exactly?Don't say sex, I am married to Biwa
>>585354712>>585354846>>585355462Stop or you will anger her
>>585355491
>>585355505top tier medium distance front runner
>>585355505I think she's better at marriage than Biwa.
>>585355540PERFECTION
>>585355537>7shiraoki a fraud.now, if this is a 4, I will be punished bigly
Nyes also add jockeyless Terra, and Tabaru
>>585355618
>>585355637hmmmmm
>>585355570>front runnerGross>>585355617CAN IT
>>585355540
>>585355618Wife Groove
>>585355853stay strong, anon. remember what your wife did for you
>>585355457>7 Shiraoki approves
>>585355779Stag
>>585355505She's strong, but she's also a meta parent for front and pace for a long time
>>585355993shiraoki a bitch....
>>585355979I wasn't asking if kita can be a better wife, I was telling him to can it, to shut up. I would never look any other way.
The American Horse of the Year, the Japanese Horse of the Year.Favorites Sovereignty and Forever Young pass by each other in the paddock.
>>585355838maybe shiraoki is a masochistic slut and gets off on being degraded like that?watch this.shiraoki, your daughter is a whore and i treat her like one every single night
Sexshin Fuck
yawn
>>585354834>muh winrateI run horses I likeand El doesn't even work as a sashi
>>585356226>steals your torena
Is ravenous wolf Brian any good
>>585356383I wish I were 'donna
>>585356383I can handle both
>>585354834Kill yourself
you are all brown
How many japanese jockeys you think you can handle in a brawl?
>>585356464>>585356508
>>585356601now? probably 1before maybe 3
>>585356601>same height>but I'm on a higher weight divisionAll I need is one good roundhouse
>>585356464Proud of you for using correct grammar this time, anon.
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MARUZEN
>>585356508That's your answer for everything!
so this is what /uma/ is like during flatlining hours
>>585356464kys vmama
>>585356735I fucked all of them
>>585356823What's THAT supposed to mean
>>585355650kys V
>>585356697linguistics are fun so that's like the bare minimum
>>585356935
>>585356601Are they coming at you 1 by 1 or ganging up on you?If it a succession of individual fights probably 5-6, they cant reach my head so its a matter of how much damage my legs can take before I fall If its at once probably 2
>>585342831A game like this needs to be inherently balanced to encourage pulling behaviour (and innovation in tech or optimized play) but it'll keep tipping further and further towards umas and supports that you "need" to have beyond the rate at which you can accumulate free currency.At some point, it'll feel too gross and I'll leave, but living with some of that discomfort is functional and normal. But as long as I can have a longshot chance of winning with Haru Urara or Twin Turbo or any of my other favourite losers, I'm good.
>>585356989 (Me)sigh...sounded it out loud too
limit testing my uma
>>585357143I didn't want to point it out....
it's neat seeing your team get stronger over time
I should start making aces
>>585356735
>>585357025For you maybe..
Shout out to>Agnes Tachyon>Maruzensky>Eishin FlashFor avoiding speed training as much as possible and most especially, for avoiding training together entirely.Many people have said "It's impossible to get a run with only one(1) single double training over the entire 3 years." and today, you proved them wrong. Doing a Grand Concert scenario, you've successfully created a Kitasan that would be disappointing under MANT or even Unity.
>>585357206no please do
>>585357154>Witness to Legend Change the base title
>>585357154Haru first, the rest nowhere
>>585357378
>https://jiggie.fun/TohHaF>https://jiggie.fun/TohHaF>https://jiggie.fun/TohHaF>https://jiggie.fun/TohHaF>https://jiggie.fun/TohHaF
>>585356184finally that BITCH ass umanigga ain't dodging this one
There should be 6400m races
fucking excuse me?
>>585357754triple frontfags are so dishonest it's disgusting
>>585357724Here you go
any bono ace this CM?show build
>>585358010the larc for bongs btwjaps would never wins this
which uma rapesnot just fucks but rapes
>>585358024this is the strongest bono team rnhttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogs?tab=archetypes&team=h1mn_1gH5RENSI15O_JK54SJ8onZijkhw3S8ebWIhCTs
safe to log in in 8 hours?
>>585358231? you can log in now
>>585358024Bono can't use her ultimate in this race because she just rolls downhill the whole time, sadly I guess you could slap some purples on her and run with 50 stam or something horrible like that
>>585358215>perfect subdued>perfect hesitant>keen eye>gw procs in every track>tether for when she dies (in medium)That's a nasty god roll rabbit.
>>585358138>Only 500k GBP in prize money for the winnerStraight up not worth itA G2 in Japan gives basically the same amount
>>585358231It's never truly safe
Sex with Gentildonna in the Amazon position
>>585358215>280 stam + risky businessso I'm basically not allowed to touch stam training / song at all
>>585357724>People don't train their umas right because they collectively think its a Sprint race or something>everyone gasses out like 1/4th of the way in>all of the umas are just walking>announcer tries to make it sound exciting the entire time>someone's recovery skill goes off, they skip forward for a second before pacing down back into their position>final stretch arrives>four racers aren't even trying to walk forward anymore>Winning Ticket starts crying>This gives the necessary speed boost for Taishin to pull ahead to get away from the wailing>another end closer victory at the last second
>>585358231you should login in 1 hour for the daily pull!
>>585358341not really, independent training is surprisingly consistent about giving you shit from hints and inspirations
>>585358231It's never safe
>>585358678I don't think IT does Suzuka's secret event?last time I tried she did not get runaway at least, plus a proper debuffer deck doesn't achieve 1300 wit on a clanker run, it's probably a manual URA run
Best Uma feet?
>>585358834
>>585358868maybe u rite
I raped Ardan because you guys didn't give me a (You). She's crying right now. I hope you guys are proud of yourselves.
>>585359039(heh...he bought it)
So we need to login after upcoming daily reset, do 5 borrow careers in 7 hours, take free pull, log out in that time, wait until 24 hours pass after these 7 hours, and log in again?
should I not be going out of my way to win G1 races if the parent I'm trying to build needs stamina for Japan Derby/Kikuka-sho/Tenno-sho?I keep on failing to get SS
>>585358993
>>585359116you're lowering affinity that way, but i think SS is more important
what is this retard even talking about
>>585359102Yes you need to login in 1 hour or you lose all your free pulls
old man doto
drama?
is it erp hours yet
>>585359329H3H3
>>585359116More G1s are good, but the end result is random.One time I ran really bad parents and it turned my runner into Narira Tardshin
>>585359329Kissing, fondling and making sweet slow love to this Curren poster in particular while >>585359387 watches.
>>585359267which retard
>>585359495you replied because you know it's you
I'm a retard. Which Uma is for me?
>>585359495There are only two major ones here so I won't insult your intelligence and outright tell you
>>585342831I'd quit if I need to upload ID to play the game
>>585359586Gentildonna. Gorilla will bruteforce all he problems for you.
>>585359586biwa can think for youhelios can be retardbros with you
>>585359586rulership
50%
>>585359586rice shower
>>585357239>Improve one ace>Win rate goes up by 10%+Feels good
>>585359152AIEEEEEEEEE
>>585358491Debatable if she even gets the ult off or if it does anything to be honest, with those stats and skills you could run fuckin super creek and she'd win
>>585359803fuck off V
gm
>replying to himself againso tiring
my FUARKING hero
>>585360016gm!
>orenji
>>585360016orenji
>>585359586Tosen Jordan
>>585359185>>585359430noted. I'll try to stick with Brian for my next few careers since she seems to have a lot of base affinity with the umas I want to train
hmmmmmm
>>585360016my wives
CM21 room to try this poopy Oguri I just made921384069213840692138406
>>585360323her unique is also a generally good inherit like most 0.25 speed uniques
>>585360338You GW off ttl or what?
>>585359185>>585359430You're supposed to get high ranks for your parents?
>>585360429yeh and focus, it's ok if all the greens avoid you
>>585360323Brian Sexo
>>585360454for higher quality white spark lottery, SS gives better chance at 2* whites or higher
>>585360323Like, my way isn't perfect but when I pick parents I filter by affinity bonus and pick the one with the most three stars near the top and if possible relevant pink sparks.I train a lot of end closers so I wanted a Mejiro Ryan/Dober parents for their skills but nobody has high affinity with themSo in the end I was like do I want pink sparks and skill hints or pump some iron?I chose the former.
You will come to Tomakomai and you will be happy
we fucked
>>585360526looks good besides the delayed gw
>>585360674The hat stays on during sex? Is she a 2hu or something?
>>585360379https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=eYX5izITeHeJJQE9c-rArO2U>Lastoff to a good start, I forgot to take off GW from her after I noticed I didn't get any greens, epic624062696240626962406269
>>585360715it's not delayed dummy
>>585360740>Is she a 2huI hope so
Is there a huge difference between 1K and +1.2K WIT for the CM? I have to decide between lowballing to get Groundwork with Sky (Tired of parent making) or hitting the high end with the FineMo/Marvelous combo.
Nonnies, I've missed you
>>585360805yesbut you do what you can manage
>>585358024
>>585360805higher wit is a very very small higher % of winning the race on wit rollsbut I'd use Sky if you can get groundwork off her more often (you won't)
>>585360879hellu
>>585360556I'm in the process of passing down Restraint + Racing Stam, so the affinity is more relevant to me (and the other sparks) since I already have two shitass parents with the right grandparentsI'd like to get it over to my Front Runners at some point as well>>585360391good to know>>585360542correct
>>585360760retard
>>585358491>>585359945Samefag, but I punched her into the umalator and apparently she can hit yummy speed but only if she lowrolls on the downhill stamina save or kakaris
>>585360747https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=xplc5fi8j5HDVBoImXtL1IjLThat's more like it>Teio, VLaisu and UlalaUnfathomably based team holy152729091527290915272909
>>585360879I missed you too, Daiwa's boobies....
>>585361074damn sweep! get their ass
>>585361119forgor pic...>>585361070also retardnow apologize <3
>>585361074Potential too stronkThanks for the hostan!
>>585361304Sex with brown!
>>585361074https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=pCcHUghZaldg-3ze1m8pCMLopeak of course201482072014820720148207>>585361315you're welcome bwo, beautiful team as usual
schizo got real quiet after being btfohow embarrassing...
>>585361432https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=GdW1ns6m-ljJ2LmlhpRqRC0rSo close holy>Oguri late start>Failed wit check on Focuslole893883128938831289388312
>>585360454why is uma ass so particularly erotic? nothing compares.>it's the tailit's not just that. cat tails and bunny tails are whatever. maybe it's the good character design i dunno anons I think this is greater than the sum of its parts but I can't put into words why
>There are trainers that never pulled the uma girl you play with the most>There are trainers that have team combos you don't own>There are trainers with decks different from yours, using skills you only see once in a blue moonIt's kind of sweet in a way. Everyone has their own story going on
>>585361662https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=k28i8vMLDQss7bTLk9yAysF-BUONOGawd...Lasto!569384145693841456938414
>>585361797actually everyone who doesnt like the same umas I do is simply wrong and playing the game incorrectly
>>585361842UMAMA STOP JOINING THE SAME ROOMS I DO I WANNA SEE OTHER TEAMS BWAAAAAAH
>>585361905retard
>>585361842YUMMY SPEED!
>UDF is real
>>585361905true but you have an army of simps and him shitting on you
Kingu so sexy
>>585361842https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=aK_7O_XBONICoeeXYnwKcGKBhey she got one, yay. Thanks for coming bwos, Nishino is still my strongest I think, I'll keep trying to make a better Oguri...
This is parasocial at this point
>>585362067Sounds like youre gonna Chukyo uma into the trash
>>585361713maybe you just really REALLY want to fuck your bro. could be that. who knows.
>>585362067thanks for hosting>WHOLE team late startedI know they're good (sweepy once she gets her S) so no need to panic about getting shitty placements sometimes haha...
>>585362067thanks for hosting, too bad the steamed ogurin wasn't the one good luck farming her
>>585361905holy simp meltdown
>>585362067thanks for hosting and providing hakuraku
>>585362067thanks for hostan and posting data
why is she in a random G3 anyways
>>585362141Rudolf...>>585362228That Sweepy is doing work honestly, wish I had her too, I might just ticket her when that comes around>>585362245I know, it would've been cool... I should probably just borrow Finemo and be done with it, I wanted to try Festa for the funny though>>585362435>>585362475no pwoblem gwos, Haku is a blessing
>>585361432I have a Rob Roy mutated as well but I didn't read her unique activation and it rarely activates even though she meets the placement condition and track is the same every match
2mama is more annoying than * at this point
>>585362679I look like that.
>>585362705Kinda yeah
>>585362705stop acting like a woman
>>585362705I was gonna say this umama feller has not shut the fuck up this past month
>* jealousy
Zamn!!! Kitasan looks like THIS???
>>585362705dude just needs to touch grass, not be logged in for 18 hours a day and stop behaving like he's on tumblrin other words he needs a lot
>>585362624To personally screw me over, forgot to queue that race and I just sent my last borrow to the clanker. Fuck my chud life.Well, whatever it was only a star piece.
>>585362679I've been running pace Machan and it's really hard to activate hers too, I'd think Rob Roy's would be easier though? The conditions seem pretty straight forwardBased though, Rob Roy is a cutie, I got her expert title super fast after I got her
>>585362656I wonder who will the newuma be
>>585362705Be thankful he's not in your club.
>>585362965>Well, whatever it was only a star piece.actually there were seven
horse banner rolls start today?
be nice, nonnies
>>585363009You'll be free (or damned) soon
The fuck is a horse?
>>585363054just play along dude wtf
>>585362979It's Mayano Top Gun.I know, I didn't expect it either.
>>585363097I'm not your nonnie, freak
>>585363097No fuck off you're actually annoying today
Be on time! Reminder it's safe to log in now, don't miss your shoes.
>>585362705Reformed and ready!
>>585363292
>>585362721Hot but too big >>585362971It's buggy since it needs 400m+late-race. Sometimes it activates but sometimes doesn't I don't get it desu >I got her expert title super fast after I got herI KNEEL
what did I get 1500 carrot for?
>>585363097kys
It's a new day!
>>585363423anti flatliner incentive
HUH
>>585363516>flatliners missed out on like 2k caratslol
wow this is awesome
>>585363514hell yeah
>*mama not even awake yet>thread randomly seething about her
>flatliners who didn't log in for the countdown don't get the extra 1500 caratsoh no no no kitablanco bros...
IMAGINE being a flatliner
>>585363564and a rainbow shard, which is basically 1500 carats as well
I am The Raped (tm)
50 EXTRA FREE PULLS / 7500 CARATS IS WORTH IT SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>585363627retard he has been joining every room and blog posting just now
I DIDN'T I FUCKING FLATLINE
nice, got the nice nature but good cardnot a late later tho
OH NO NO NO NO FLATLINERS DON'T LOOK
>>585363627what is your goal behind lying about something publicly available?
>>585363854that's okay nonny
>>585363516Is this actually from the new year log in screen with the 150s carats? I skipped the screen because of shoe wars
I got the last exodia piecethanks cygenerous!
more like WHOmama
>>585363854shitposting is a art
>>585362624that race is where he got his nickname white lightning
>>585363901What is your goal seething about her?
GLORY TO CYGENEROUSTHE SUN RISES IN THE EAST
Tomakomai!
>>585363735$70 in pulls or $30 hmmm difficult choice
>>585363901leak please?
>>585363943bwo that's your rainbow cleat machine
stop fighting
>>585364086mama had a major meltdown in chat yesterday but danchud said I'm not allowed to post it here
I'm gonna win. The rolls will be worth it. Matter of fact, I'm already winning right this instant. That's right. And I'm gonna keep winning. Forever. And ever. Never stop believing.
odds I roll for C.Bevens I save forever
>want to have vodka win against scarlet in legend race>don't have any copies of her with a decent long aptitude
>>585362979the scenario npc (shiraoki???) most likely
hot period, roll roll roll
>>585364018Calm down Andarion he is just a fat loser like you
>>585364172cute nakayama
>>585364086you know that you don't have to be in the club to pull that up right?
>being mad about someone playing the game
>>585364205iirc the announcement said it would be a playable uma not the scenario NPC
day 3: bargaining
>>585364154how is he gonna know it was you
>>585364206>trying to create magic like yesterday's hot periodYou are truly pathetic and have no respect for magic
>>585364086I'm not even from Dacchis >>585364018I'm just calling out someone on their bullshitbut if i have to choose then rope or at least uninstall
>>585364136Ardan every time I try to sleep in my office
bwos you realize that flatliners will also get the 1st day login bonus right?
>>585364273the mind and thought process of a flatliner is a mystery
I'm sure you can still get 1500 carats after 5days AFKcygays are not that evilchill
>>585364020you are never using any of these dude
>>585364018>her
>>585364040Me on the right
>>585364260I say this all the time. Feshta love.
I spent 4500 on the Narita Brian bannergot nothing
>>585364475yeah I will be using your mom instead looooooooooolflatline this *KABOW*
>>585364412Go outside dude jeez
>>585364431nice cope bwo, you'll be missing these carats on Ramonu
>>585364443Shut up, I'm flatlining with a purpose
>>585364575damn got em
skill issue #3
>>585364040this makes him looks like a duckexcept head is upside down
I don't see the 1500 in the 'logs....
>0/40I SHOULD HAVE TAKE A BREAK AHHHHH
>>585364136
>>585364575says the guy who only takes a break from here to sleep for 6 hoursget a job and get your head straight
should I?do we get any more card rolls? kinda wanted another copy of Seiun wit to use the stone but she didn't come, now Sweepy is here...
I just realized I didn't do Roy's free storywhen is her rerun again?
cm test6549 77056549 77056549 7705
>>585364779just check one of the many timeline resourcesshe might not have a rerun
its time.
>>585364765one more free 10 pull on the cards tomorrow yeah
>>585364765Gold Crystals are now one of the most useless currencies in the game, you can spend them safely
>>585364935thansk, will hold back until then then
>>585364927don't! you'll get her with the free rolls
>>585364797>it's a pretty desk
>>585364976I mean we're never really going to use gold crystals or even sr cards soon so you can
so do i have to log off until tomorrow's reset for 40/60
>>585364797Kebumama...
>>585364854>next yearoof
Currently I have the hiccups. Umas for me?
>>585364797imagine the smell
>>585364853
>>585364797Cute Kita
>>585365053I mean, I'll wait until tomorrow to see if I can luckshit the Seiun card I actually wanted, otherwise Tosher gets it. But yeah, by the time we get free card rolls again SR cards will be used mostly for clanking...
>>585365204I worked with a guy who was a terminally online loser and he had a pillow that he sat on at his desk that clearly had never been washed and I could smell it across the room
>>585365204this is a fake screenshot unless you have the names displayed btw
>>585365309Why are you all obsessed with this person?
For 40/60 do I have to wait for banner update to log in or I can just hold out the roll?
ABSOLUTELY GLORIOUS
>>585365337I personally just got a copy of seiun today and dumped all my shards on it but yeah if you wanna wait a day why not. I'm starting my cm22 aces so it'll help a lot
>>585365425
>>585365372need an /uma/ bf like this
>>585365372wtf dude
>>585365425It's still unknown. Some people say you can log in but just don't roll, some say don't even open the gacha screen, some people say you can't login until the banner update
>>585365543This does not explain shit. The banner is still there it just swap roll
>>585365337i used mine on KS miracle for clank farming, you will probably get a shitton of SRs mlb'd when you roll for ramonu anyway
>>585365372did you fuck him or was he more fond of kids?
guess the uma:she makes face like>:)
>>585365425just get your borrows clanked and log off until tomorrow's reset you dont really lose anything
>>585365742all my 3 umas after I jobbed A finals
>>585365742tamachud
>try to do cheer king's 1st place animation>hit my lamp and almost knock it over
>>585365742
Nontelmen.
>>585365790But 7 hours of shoes
the game will never get good.
Have sex with umas.
>>585366079First time I've thought JP was hot
>>585366016>he lost the shoe reset pvp
>>585365845>>585365858>>585365929
Pog
>>585366152but it's autumn here in JP
>>585365398tranny chasers that's why, 4chan is more lgbt friendly than twitter
>>585365309too bad the chibi isn't detailed enough to make her look like a chicken like the full size crane outfit does
>>585366079I never cared about gameplay
>>585366271You're not Japanese
>>585365742who are you quoting
>>585366152can't relate, always thought that this skeleton was hot as fuck. good for you, I guess.
>>585366525I like my women to look like women
would winning ticket cry during sex
>>585366640Probably
Some anon said yesterday you need the uma card or the uma itself to unlock their lobby conversations besides the first one, thought that was pure bullshitThen today I got my first Zephyr R card and immediately a white bubble appeared in the lobby with her dialogue, sorry for doubting you anon
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS WHY DO I KEEP FINDING THESE SHITASS SSRs I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE IN MY LIFE
Even wit shakur would have been better than this trash
>>585366280Funny how 4chan still has this reputation when we are way more woke than xitter nowadays
Alright this one ought to be better than the last one, maybe I should've ran my LB0 Bakushin from the start. Obviously Finemo had to agemasen me though...
>>585364136My ears flap like that.
>>585366280>Muh chasersUnironically the only people complaining about this are stealth trannies themselves. What's wrong nonnie are you upset umama isn't a heckin sapphic transbian like you?
>>585366885bit of a witlet
>>585366640Before, during and after.
>>585366885sasuga Finemoit's okay though, prepared to pass is good enough, that's how I cope
Bouquet serves me strange tasting tea.
>>585366625This is where we reach an impossible mindset barrier to cross because I personally like it when they look a little gay.
>>585367000On second thought the general would be way better that way. I wish umama was a heckin sapphic transbian actually...
That was a wrong move, danchou
>>585366640>would winning ticket cryYes.>>585367087She's just warming up her umanko with the stream
Apparently we can still login after daily reset tomorrow and just hold onto the free pull and it'll automatically change to the uma pull?
>>5853668850LB bakushin is enough, 20% speed 10% power growths is ridiculous
>>585367146Understandable. I respect your opinion.
>>585367294That's a child's butt
>>585366640>ALL OF THE SPERM ARE WORKING SO HARD TO FERTILISE THE EGG>IT'S LIKE A RACE OF THEIR LIFETIME, EVEN GREATER THAN THE JAPANESE DERBY >UUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GANBATTE MR SPERM
This got me upset at first but it was actually an MLB copy and i don't even play lates
jongers?!
>>585366821 it's difficult to be chuddier than the website where you quite literally get paid for being as obnoxious and attention-seeking as possible. I want to hug and mayhaps kiss umamusume nyuniverse
>>585366821no, there are still raging /pol/tards here and you can stir them up quite easily. it's just that since there's no algorithmic siloing, they can't safely be mask off without being ridiculed.
Is it 6 or 30 hours till i can play the game?
thikko
>>585367009yeah could be better, finemo and CB decided to never give me good trainings in summer, I'm coping with savvy and the fact that she has more wit than the last one I made>>585367086I think I never got a run so far where every chain finished or where I didn't get agemasen'd, quite silly>>585367258she's alright although you are missing out on the TE, thankfully it's GL so you can kinda make do with that
hey /uma/ check this out
>>585367431jongers, huh...
>>585365742Maruzen does it all the time
>>585365742This is obviously Jordan
>>585367673I came
>>58536762830
>>585367673Imagine the smell
HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG BOOBIES WELCOMING HAG VAGINA
>>585367628didn't you hear? because of the scheduled maintenance a few days ago, the banner scheduled got pushed back a day. You have to flatline for 30 more hours
>>585367631God almighty I can't wait for tomorrow
>>585367986How has she not spooked you yet
>>585368098NTA but I still don't have her either and have been playing since day 1, same situation with base Oguri who I got at the end of last month
>>585368098I'm also a day 1 player who had to slowly unlock her via legend races
Love this canonically fat and ugly uma!
>>585368098same thing happened to me with OGuri. never once got spooked by her and had to grind away at legend races, only got her last week.
I really hate this picture.
you guys using the stinky windy guts cards for CM22 clanking? I feel like I'm barely getting the stats with it, the hints are good though...
Trying to whale smarter. Is there a a refreshed carat promo deal before the paid guaranteed ssr expire dec 17 like previous 0.5x annis? Can't find any info on the news posts or timeline about it.
>>585368461
Hey guysI can play... tomorrow afternoon, correct? Or is that a day too soon?
>>585368496you get the hints with crappy deck on your gp then switch to good cards for the main parents
>>585368684You started on the 20th5 days flatlining20+5 = 25You come back on the 25th
It is safe Just log in my dudeDon't be afraid
>>585368819Thanks lad, such an unexpectedly honest answer I miss the game more than I expected, I guess I really do like uma!
>>585368681why is she wearing underwear on her feet instead of shoes
>>585368684you can play right now actually!
dont forget to do your legend races
Oguri would never hurt me
>>585369080The game has a fuckhuge popup for them now
>>585368461oh fuck, I cant believe she loves her tore that much in cryign rn
dead
Not gonna lie im kinda glad that "curren cup" from 12 threads ago was a one-time thing getting doxxed felt legit uncomfortable
>>585368565The piggy banners still exist by the time next anni arrives with fuckload of discounted packs
Hello Hello
>>585369295There are Currens in your walls, watch out.
>>585368485Giantess in general feels like a shit tier fetish to meTall women? Sure. Ultra tall amazoness women? Hell yeah. But when you get to a size where you cant have sex with them anymore it feels like "whats the point?"(Doesn't help that giantess commonly crosses over with vore which is another shit tier fetish)
>>585369295Just don't flatline bwo
>>585369376heeeey
>>585369295>one time thingoh no nyo nyo
musu
>>585369295you get used to it after a while
>>585369295>giving a shit about what a troon thinks
a new hero will riseand they will strike down lovcen this sunday
would your trainee approve of your eroge library?
>>585369295Get used to it, horsemeat.
>>585369295hope you're looking forward to the results!
>>585369898
is the new sweep tosho card usable at 0LBi assume not but you never know
>>585370059no, wit bonus is locked behind 3lb+ iirc
>>585370059For looping yeah
>>585369901Speaking of which, we need to do another forced thread celeb draw
>>585370220no we shouldnt, actually
>>585369409maybe the real currens were the friends we made along the way.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAKUSHIN ARMPIT LICKY LICK
this is the comfy hours we were missing out on before, btw
>>585370220Forced drama has no value. Wait for the next month drama 2mama is sure to deliver some content.
>>585370403you can thank me
>>585370353we're friends? yey
>>585370487Our beloved lolcow, full of bountiful milkā¦
>/vm/ has been arguing about how the flatlining works for over 48 hours
>>585370403This is burger hours. They are bad hours
>>585370751burgers are still at work THOUGHand the burgers that post here during work seem to be normal enough
Feels like shit
>>585370513it's True.
>>585370751but the thread is comfy rn wdym
>>585370810It's the unemployed ones
>>585370827shouldve flatlined...
>>585370993>>585370993>>585370993stop being lazy anyons I'm even watching anime and I can make a bwead
>>585370827You get free two (2) uma/card pulls reach for next month
Could someone please post the video of Hokko's Hokkos breasting boobily?trying to convince someone to roll for her tomorrow
>>585370827cmon ladgive us the full story
>that made her happy.>Too happy....oh no she's nyoooooooooooooooticing
>>585369295One time is enough, you will be forever tracked now, that's the problem.
>>585370659they did leave it kind of ambiguous
>>585369474>he doesn't know you can have sex with giantessit looks like you lack of imagination
>>585371153>if you do not log in until after the 10 scout swaps to umas, you get the rollovernothing ambiguous here if you can understand english
>>585369375Nice thanks. Didn't know about the site Uma Carat Calculator before. It looks way easier to use.
