Pakalive Dash Vol. 8 will premiere 10/24, with news on new scenario "Friend, Unraveling History, The Grand Festival of Ceremony": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFsYv2UV8rU Previous: >>584791052>Game NewsCurrent Rate Up:Duramente (3* Alt)New Scenario Event underwayCM Classic currently underway, Kyoto, 2200m, right, good, autumn, cloudyLoH Long will be held in November, Kyoto, 3000m, right, autumnCM Long will be held in December, Nakayama, 2500m, right, good, winter, sunny>Tracen-ken Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/19VgqFGEJgkX2T5dWCNgx8JnVm_PkuFLg0y9pJ2OnyF4/edit?usp=sharing>IP News>7th Event: WORLD TOURLondon - NEXTSeoulYokohamaUmayuru Full Gate Now PremieringTravel Pop-Up Store:https://travelpopupstore.umamusume.jp/>Thread Circlesウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst>/uma/ monies derbydacchi.gudnight.fyi>/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)Register here: >>569152246 (Dead)Season 4: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=108301Season 5: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=116385>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any devicehttps://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/>How to link your Cygames IDhttps://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume
>>585352289It means he wins. Anything else will be a diplomatic incident with the motherland.
>7th Event: WORLD TOUR>London - NEXTWorry.jpg
for me it's Lala
>>585354290Genuinely don't understand people that pick AI over this beauty.
>>585354668Some doesn't have that boke instinct
>>585354668Her story was so surprisingly good. (You) setting up an easy training plan as a mean joke to fire her tsukkomi back to life was a good moment.
>>585354668I love both!
I thought people from Kobe were supposed to be ugly wtf
Early reminder that we're playing divegrass against /pg/ in 4 hours, same place as usual.
So who do you think the new uma are going to be? They’ll definitely save Kizuna & Shahryar for the anniversary
>>585359282The one teased in the ramen ad
>>585359282I think it's going to be Shahryar. I don't think Shah's anni material, and they probably want to release EST as soon as possible.
>>585354124Please let there be truck of peace
>>585363027very unlikely, they've been refusing to reveal more derby winners since dura for some reason
>>585359282whoever they are, i think they will show up in the next Umayon
>>585352608I get why the artist changed Spe's grip on El to make the position more readable but it was goofy as hell how the gangbeasts physics had Spe holding onto El with her arms behind her back and ass in El's face
>>585366942What other games honestly would get such great pakatube moments? It's good to have variety but so far the most memorable ones are always gangbeasts ones, I guess there was that one game that was like gangbeasts and added a couple other mechanics that Canopus played that one time
>>585359282Probably Erimo Excel since they added Phalaenopsis not that long ago.
>>585369885Air Jihad...Agnes World...
>new scenario alreadyFeel like I've been in a coma.
>>585371226>the pakatube where they played peak wasn't that long ag-->the mode after the one that was new at the time of that pakatube is about to be replacedI don't feel so goood....
>>585371226hold on to your seat, it's almost 2027
Our friendly against /pg/ starts right after those penalties, get in here https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>585377783that donna nui is way too articulate
ULALA
Well, that was a fever dream of game. Unfortunately Aniki not being in his prime anymore cost us the penalties, but it was still a fun shitshow. We're playing against /aceg/ next, and hopefully we'll take their wings off.
>>585381904i feel better about us spilling spaghetti on ez goals when /pg/ did the same right after
>>585382031Yeah when it happens to both it doesn’t feel bad
And logodacchi, looks like /uma/ is serious about entering the league this time, so we'll need that logo update soon. unless they get barred from playing again because their export so far looks like shit
https://x.com/m_nagisa0930/status/2113615356862627846?s=46&t=K5sxKq09d7_X_4BuBpmDNw cute masba
CM groups need to be stratified more, B is a mess where I can find both Lg whales and newcuties whose main umas are ranked lower than a typical debuffer
Find the ohimba
Sign-ups have now started for this month's Pakacup!The room code is 2824 9914For anyone interested, here are the conditions this time around:Track:天皇賞(秋) - Tenno Sho (Autumn)Tokyo - Turf - 2000m - Left TurnsScenario:Grand MastersSupport Deck Rules:Up to three SSRs allowed;Remaining three slots should be the Grand Masters group card and two SRs or lower.No Pink evolution skillsAll participants must be alternate costumes only (Halloween alts highly encouraged!)Only 1 Uma Musume per TrainerThe time of the race will be the same day as the Pakalive, starting later in the day at 4PM EST.
I love how Phalaenopsis gets to join the golden week gang in these games
>>585406798>golden week gang More like golden week gang beasts amirite?
>>585385513Cute. Will boop
I really love GM's story.
>>585416895there are not nearly enough everlasting beats vocals, didn't Gurunee and Dulalachan and Lubechan perform it live? not seeing the first two in the game live's vocals list (don't have Lubechan)
>>585419918The Stegosauruses performed it too. I'm just waiting for them to add more vocals after the next anni.
>>585352608Spe and El's VA seems really close to each other.
Most memorable moment of this tournament.
https://x.com/netkeiba/status/2113825549298843749Yep I think Shinem more or less retired now, just waiting for Ebayan for his official announcement
>>585429095he can still run next year, just rest for now
I'm sick and tired of seeing Kizuna and Epiphaneia in every single fucking pedigree
>>585431380good news, starting next year youll have Nox to mix it up.
SEXOooooo
Lys Gloire's running the Artemis Stakes today. Please send her your support.Also in the race is Familie-chan :3 and SATONO SUPREMACY.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsi292TZJXoBow and Arrow at home:
>>585433506Daimajin is gonna want to smash me to atoms if he finds out about the things I wanna do to his daughters.
>>585426920for me it's CheeseBaga's "oryaa-AAAIIIEEEE??"
Another new record...
>>585435617This gives me hope that they'll invite some of the older characters' VAs for the Yokohama live.
>>585426920For me it's Blast's AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEIIIIEEE
Maurice spawn just won Cox Plate
>>585441995>eunuch shame
Lys Gracieux's daughter's race next
>LememewinslolLovcenbros it's not looking good...
Pulvinar won. Beautiful running form too.
>>585443721Danon History is Bondo Girl's brother. The jobber genes are guaranteed to take over in a graded race.
Reminder
>>585429095I can't believe Yanko drugged and deported Shin just so she could have Ryusei to herself.
>>585444124>Uma new scenario & Sadoba new expansion stream at the same time again
>>585426920
>>585444124NO MACHICO NO WATCHIE
>>585444124No M*chico? Will be watching.
https://kaguya-keiba.vketcdn.com/Cheval...
I wonder if they'll vent about the no concert in pakalive.
>>585453858When I first get into keiba by Uma, whenever I see JRA collabing with other anime franchies, i kept wondering why not Uma?Now though, it's "How much influence does Cygames have in JRA?" . Weeks ago Uma was releasing Natsuyoshi visiting horse Cheval Grand video and now JRA is collabing with CPK whose MC (Kaguya) is voiced by Natsuyoshi too
>>585453948Lmao no way. Have you seen JP reactions regarding this matter? Cygames is saved by gaijin fans' positivity. Pretty sure I saw a long tweet by JP attendant about how the sheer positive energy at peacock theater didn't allow them to "vent" and be "sad" due to the cancelation, but they did thank the gaijin fans in the end.
>You'll hate GM if you wanna tryhard League of Heroes for top 1000 (or higher). If not then it's comfy. Is that true?
>>585455543You'll literally hate any scenario if you tryhard LoH
https://youtube.com/shorts/qvaYmH6cIIgCute Lovcen.
>woke up late>check the race stream vod>see Lememe winning interview>thought Lovecen lost>check the dateOh good, it's still Saturday
>>585456041Should have realized that when you didn't see a "Montenegro declares sanctions against Japan" headline.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFsYv2UV8rUGET IN
O-oh.
>himba誰
ANOTHER HIMBA AAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
newma hint
>>585459234win marylin maybe
it's going to be Admire isn't it
LOSERS>>585459494Ears too short.
>>585459494>red and black name platenah it's gonna be Sunday or Win horse
WIN MARILYN WOOOO
Image color is already revealed to be red, blue ear cover is reference to her irl menko color, yeah Marilyn
>>585459774Red and blue menko you say??????
>>585459606>>585459774>Marilyn without Hong KongNo way.
>>585459859Well I guess to be the Curren Bouquetd'or in group reveal, Bond Girl alone is not enough to carry the hype...
>sugoi neeI love maya so much it's unreal
>>585460079Hong Kong scenario soon, led by Stego and Rulership.
>kebabNani
>>585459774I'm convinced, but it'd be funny if everyone was wrong.
if it's Maririn, I hope they made a reference about her IRL ranch friend, Win Mighty
It's just Blast leading two retards...
HE'S HERE
KILL HIM
IT TOOK THEM THIS LONG
>AtsumaAwww. I kinda guessed they wouldn't use the real name, but still.
>>585461997>妻Nyoooo....
>>585461997Holy shit it's the Miss Sailor Moon herself
https://db.netkeiba.com/horse/mare/000a01c145/Huh. So it's actually not Kurifuji.
Big Dog is pretty much confirmed at this point, right? Surely she won't merely be a support?
>>585462341>>585461997wait is that fucking sailor moon?
Goddammit, they're making it even more complicated.
>another hyper-specific japanese culture focused scenariois the government paying Cygames to promote Japanese culture via Uma?
This looks like it's going to be horrendous gameplay wise
>>585462862>play Japanese game>surprised that he's getting Japanese culture
>>585462927>play horse game>make ramen>do shrine duties
Here's your scenario card.
>>585463093Sexy back
Yep. Human rights.
nearly 200 years old and she still looks like she's in her 30s
Brat.
>>585462862Why do you think Genshin and the likes have state mandated chink region and strong characters
>>585463582New general power card before new general speed card why
The powercreep continue.
This seems like such a fucking pain in the arse.
>>585463582Should I roll this or nah? I just lb3 Tama few months ago (from spook tho)
I think they delayed the mystery uma reveal because there's more than 1 newmas?
>>585464168It's a minor upgrade to Nyo but will be a huge upgrade to Tama as a generalist card.
>>585462126HIDE YO TORENAS
>>585464321marilyn and mighty pls
>>585464168Tama's pretty old now. If you want to upgrade then this card seems like it'll be pretty good.
>>585464126another forced highlander scenario so don't do more than 2 of the same type (also power required again like island)
Scarlet seiyuu might be thick but her voice is so sex my god
First a shinobi and now this. What is happening to Tracen.Also, did they nerf Dasca's tits?
Did someone say mile?
I hope he's gone for good.
>>585464424>>585464370I only have 40k carats. How fucked am I?
YEP
>>585465585Yeah not sure why I expect anything other than Marilyn Monroe-looking uma...
>>585465585Cute
>>585465585Shion’s not alone anymore at least. Also maybe Carnelian soon after he retires.
Kyaaaaaa
>>585465585She's so cutehope we'd get Win Bright too
>>585465841I'm in danger
himba
Imagine if they reference Monroe Walk in her campaign.
>Cygames when they made Uma Win Marilyn 100% Marilyn Monroe when Monroe Walk won Shuka Sho
Man, Alexandrosman really like CG.
>>585466298why, because he got invited to the biggest radio program in japan and can promote his band? cmon anon
>rival is announced>solo is announcedNo more games. SHE is coming next anni.
>>585466127We already have twins with Bamboo and Yaeno, it'll be fine.
CUTE>>585466476That's right. Lovecen is coming next anni.
Glowie workout powder.
Tactbros?
Cygays give me Shicchi figurine or I'm killing myself tonight
>>585467083>30k yen for ulalaOh boyFuck
あら、可愛い
>>585466858Bracing for tomorrow's Final Decision on the Main Wife for Team Matsuyama.
>>585465841finally a grass descendant gets in
Fujita's fanclub collab lmao
Holy kek, did the Burger concert really get cancelled like two days before? Thought I was being memed on.
YOU VILL GO TO HIDAKA.Fucking cruel of them to make the fans go in winter of all season.
>>585467921It builds character.
>>585464842Why do her tits look so small??
>>585468006We're definitely going to see news of umafags getting into accidents up there.
Hoshitani a cute. She can be my MC any time. How is no one talking about how Kimura has gotten even fatter?!
While everyone's here I'm gonna remind you that our last divegrass friendly against /aceg/ starts in 6 hours. Also Marilyn sexo
>>585468901That Ai nui sitting pose is so cute. I want to hug her.
>>585469068She may look cute but she's a bad, bad girl.
>>585468747If (you) die before reaching the summit, then were (you) even qualified to be a trainer in the first place?
>>585467921At least they didn't have to go out of country
>>585469280Tacto will be released when a trainer successfully plant a Tacto nui on the top of that mountain.
Here are all the predictions so far for the Kikkasho. A lot of faith in Lovcen but I suppose most of us just want to see history.Except LilKitas.
>>585468338>>585464842Pretty sure it’s just the pose and lighting on the blue part. The white sarashi looking part extends a decent amount out past the rest of her torso.
>>585470792>LilKitas is just Kitasan postingis this allowed?
>>585470335Jokes on you, Tacto(and nui too) fans are desperate enough to do it. And they'll probably succeed.
Scarlet is training under Phalaeno on how to seduce her torena
seduction clearly don't work tho
whoahttps://wikiwiki.jp/meiji-uma/%E5%90%BE%E5%A6%BB
>>585470932I'm really looking forward to seeing people post their hiking photos with Tacto nui when she comes out.
PV's out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIvf0nu9Nx8
>>585465764Kluger...Bright...
>>585470792A lot of people doubting the man who won the last 3 st. Lemaire stakes
>>585474420>wears shoulder & nape revealing miko sexo dress>but feels embarassed to wear serafuku???
I missed pakatube because Japan Series went to extras QRD on new uma?
>>585474872imagine marilyn monroe, but horse
>>585475023Yeah I saw her on my fyp but the bigger question is spats or pantsu?
>>585474872Canon Priestess Wife as a scenario NPC, and straight up Marilyn Monroe(forma de himba)
>>585475176Anything other than pantsu would automatically disqualify her from using the Marilyn Monroe likeness
Still no Eclipse or Potoooooooo?
>>58547487220th gen mare. Tacto's "rival" during her classic races. BFF with Win Kiitos and Win Mighty..
She looks the type to get "'"caught""" by the paparazzi going to a private onsen with her trainer, thereby forcing him to take responsibility.
>>585475497What about Tacto herself?
>>585475759All depends on the result of the Kikuka Sho tomorrow, pls understand.
We still have plenty of spots open for the Pakacup later today!The room code is 2824 9914For anyone interested, here are the conditions this time around:Track:天皇賞(秋) - Tenno Sho (Autumn)Tokyo - Turf - 2000m - Left TurnsScenario:Grand MastersSupport Deck Rules:Up to three SSRs allowed;Remaining three slots should be the Grand Masters group card and two SRs or lower.No Pink evolution skillsAll participants must be alternate costumes only (Halloween alts highly encouraged!)Only 1 Uma Musume per TrainerThe time of the race will start later today at 4PM EST.This post is sponsored by the Satono Group.
>>585474632She's old enough to have worn every iteration...
>>585455717
>>585470792You think if we ask Spajić-san nicely enough he'll buy /umajp/ a horse?
>>585487563This himba is gonna be so dangerous.
>>585354668>>585433506losers are so much more sex...
>>585487670She already is, my entire feed is just Marilyn...
>>585487670She doesn’t even have a tenth of Shion’s sexo level.
>>585489908That may be, but she's probably gonna be very proactive with what she has. Heart-level at minimum.
AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>>585493225I KNOW THIS REFERENCEIN FACT THIS DEFINES MY TEENAGE YEARS BACK THENPLEASE POST THE WHOLE THING WHEN/IF IT GETS DONE
>>585495281Is NGE really that obscure now?
Question, because I rarely watch live races since I’m on different timezone, where can I watch the kikuka sho?I know there’s abema but are there any alternatives?
>>585496331JRA stream on youtube (need VPN set to Japan)Kick stream (https://kick.com/b01doghos)
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/RA4EFI>https://jiggie.fun/RA4EFIhttps://jiggie.fun/RA4EFI>https://jiggie.fun/RA4EFIhttps://jiggie.fun/RA4EFI
>>585496709We don't really do those here, but apprecciate it dacchi.
>>585465841WHAT ARE HER RED RIBBONS ATTACHING TO?!?!?!?!
Hey, dacchis. Our friendly against /aceg/ starts in few minutes, so get in here. You'll get to witness nui's glorious debut, among all the extras I've added.<<Engage at will. Bring the Wings down https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague >>
>>585499809camon hors, if /hdg/ could beat em we can too
>>585499809I'm loving the two ais
>>585502061and two donnas
ayoo /aceg/ fag herewhere i can find your insignia?It's cool
>>585502346
>>585502396thank you mr. sotoan
>>585499809>just tune-in>Ai nui subbed outnyooo
Holy shit the Sotoan debuff is too strong
>>585499809Congrats on the game manager. Nice to see you going the extra mile with the theming paying off.Hopefully that won't be the only victory we'll have to celebrate today...
>>585503701Huh, what do you mean.
>>585503794>he doesn't know
what's the reference for our victory anthem against /aceg/ this match? nyever played AC
>>585504389Lunas, or rather, Moon 11's theme. https://youtu.be/TRVH5Hp__FY
30 minutes until the start of this month's Pakacup!You can also choose to spectate the race if you don't have a trainee to enter in time.The room code is 2824 9914And congrats to our manager on the friendlies win against /aceg/!
umas.... i kneel....salutations from /aceg/
>>585503214You'll get to enjoy her in all her glory(heh) when watching the replay, I even asked the streamer to give her some extra shots. Or in VGL proper, since I'm sure you'll vote to keep her.
sweet, thanks manager. I'll keep an eye on the archive
And the winner of the Halloween Pakacup is...Swimsuit Suzuka! Her lead could not be overtaken!In second is Symboli Kris S followed by Ikuno Dictus in third.Once again, congrats to Suzuka and her trainer P on the win!We'll see you all again for next month's Pakalive and Pakacup.
F4...
>>585516782oh is this why there was that horniboi meme of the fan tanuki f4 a few years ago?
So how are we feeling about the upcoming new scenario?Any expectations on how much stat/skill point bloat we are going to get?
>>585518930I miss when they initially actually had differences in distance optimization that mattered between modes, going back to UAF for a medium pvp when farm was the current mode felt like there was a bit of mitigation of constant power creep
>>585503470That's True..
what the FUCK is wrong with this academy
>>585519212I think going back to a previous scenario has only happened once for a sprint LoH during Mecha because Mecha required Stam Shakur.
>>585521719This is Maru-chan slander.
>>585516879one of the crackpot theories on why F4 suddenly flopped on osaka hai was because he was surrounded by akai ito and win marilyn and got distracted
>>585503470I missed the match. Did we win?
>>585464660I hope Ebayan wins decisively so people forget about this completely fabricated rivalry
>Marilyn is working as an actress while going to TracenImagine the fucking scandal when the paparazzi catches (you) going to the onsen with her.
>>585508485I somehow didn't get last. Yay.
https://x.com/DRFGrening/status/2114064875907596449???
>>585528420Imagine browsing Umatter and then seeing Deathdol tweet about your uma on your fyp
>>585526316>distracted by hinba fragrancehe's just like me....
>>585528402Ebayan's real rival is RomWar anyway. Sovereignty is just funny.
>>585529614no, his actual rival is Sierra Leone
This is my prediction for Win Marilyn's campaign.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p-lDYPR2P8
>>585485803WE'RE SAFE
>>585529614>>585529717Will Cygames get the rights to these two for Yanko's career? It would feel incomplete without them.
>>585529898Only the best for daddy's girl. I bet they'll even get unique models too instead of just recoloured mobs.
Lovcen practicing his neck extension technique before the big day.
>>585518930They need to beat the Ramen 3 speed deck in skill points so it should be easier to get 10k skill points and then for rank inflation they can increase the power cap.
>>585524760But Maru-chan is just floating there peacefully.
Its raining so hard dacchis....
>>5855275503-0 win, got Maya, Luna and Ulala to score.
>>585532415>MayaAyyy, Tomcat strong>LunaOooo OAAH OO AAHIn another topic>>585529780>Win MarilynOng please have a reference to unc Carnelian...
>>585532120I knew I shouldn't have trusted Japanese weather forecast...
>>585462341>Densetsu no YAMADA TAEHoly shit I fuarking kneel. Golshi's efforts have results
https://x.com/gendai_keiba/status/2114145088662392863Tabaru you little shit, why are you doing this to Lovcen?
Do NOT Win Marilyn. You'll be JFK'd.
>>585539072riiiight because the original Marilyn Monroe was famously monogamous and only ever had one lay in her life
>>585540208Nice ashi omanko
5 newmas left until anni hits.
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2113979158464463174 FINALLY TACTO'S SONGCygames with the timing, you sly dogs.
>danon history has zero (0) experience with bog
Chrono's daughter, Neuerung, debuting in 20 mins
>>585544852Also Lememe is riding her
Who are your top 3 Umas for sex?
Epi might be the first career I haven't read in full. It's so boring and dull.
>>585545245I married a ningen.
>>585519212I used BD for the recent mile CM and got like 85% win rate overall. It was better than Ramen because the best pink scenario skill in Ramen could not get the full effect in miles, and you end up with better guts while having mostly the same SP and INT.
>>585529898Yanko's career would feel incomplete without Sierra and Fierceness. The three of them all ran in the derby and then top 3'd the BCC as 3yos and top 3'd it again the next year.The climax would be the 2nd BCC since it was Yanko's last chance to finally beat Sierra before he retires.
>>585545579Yeah bud, there's no saving you here. Where the fuck did I kept that Exterminatus button again...
Is it gonna be just alts this month?
It's pretty unearned considering I dodged Group A finals but at least I got to hear her sing it
>>585545579
Did you buy your Yanko hoodie?
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2114192850158313887
>>585545579Same
sasuga b group
>>585544852She lost, placed 2nd. Lememe got blocked.
2nd...
>>585544852 brocked and jobbed....
>>585546824Silver, like her mother. I'm so proud
B 1st just don't even feel like wins anymore but I'm glad Silly did it.
>auto viv beats my handcrafted phaleno and spe Awesome. That's one less event I have to stress about.
Did 0 prep, reused my Arc team, and still managed to win group A.
>85% win rate>multiple 5-0 streaks in round 2>everyone jobs in the finalsOh it’s one of THOSE CMs.
>>585546824Good.
Thank you crying baby. After losing 2 extremely close A Finals, she pulled one out.
>>585545837>willfully subjecting yourself to having your beautiful uma daughters constantly lusted after by the unwashed masses before she falls for the first ''''trainer'''' to come along. Couldn't be me
>>585546298>I dodged Group A finalsEXPLODE
>>585547601Rulerpit...
>>585547829Dude I got demolished the last 2 times I did open Group A finals, the sweats there are too much. Enough was enough. I'm just a globalbab that likes Pandora and now that she's won a CM I probably won't do much with my JP account anymore.
>>585546817what's with lemaire and being an navlet with fillies recently
>>585547695You dropped your pipe.
>>585548037I believe I told you to explode.
>>585548037Damn, you won Group B with a UD8 Pandora? This game has really fallen off, huh?
>>585548519it was open and that's not far off from UC
>>585548634You gotta win a Graded one next time dacchi.
>>585547601Lucky motherfucker
>>585548929How? UC8 is the highest I've ever made and graded has US and LG
>lost by a noseFUCK YOU
>>585549104New scenario soon. Which means freebies and new cards to bolster your deck.
>>585549104You just started so you'll have to build a support card base using new scenario gimmes. For now, you try aiming for graded B wins. A is for true moneybags.
Did nobody care about this chanmi at all? I dominated both rounds and finals had no competition
>>585549570It's called "the whales came out swinging" and I got 3rd in A again.
>>585549570I was so busy with training CM duds, I forgot about Pakacup. It’s been getting harder to sneak into A lately.
>>585549570I dominated both rounds but lost in finals because Silly decided she doesn't want to activate her skills this time.
Lost B Finals again to a bunch of S9s from Group A. Bit tiresome.
The biggest consequence of Uma being animeless for a year is Uma losing their biggest "soft power" in JRA racetracks. Still nice of JSDF to perform Hashire Umamusume after Hashire Makibao tho.https://x.com/reddevil013/status/2114190594302239123
https://x.com/keiba_info_club/status/2114204685582373311What did he mean by this?>article is premium lockedFuck
>>585528420Sir, this is uma, it's more scandalous if you don't go with herI don't know how this works, but this is how it works
>>585547601wtf she actually sounds cool and sexy in Ms. Victoria?? only won B finals with her
na na nA nA NA NA NA
https://x.com/BH_SCollins/status/2113609560753844300>gif related
Kaichou turned up for Robuchan's Triple Crown bid.
I wasn't expecting a win reusing my team from last CM but god damn
What do you guys think?https://x.com/SOUJIJP/status/2114144818096189864I think this is a reasonable reason to doubt Lovchen, because Kohei has yet to win a JRA graded race at 2500m or longer.I still trust Lovcen though
>>585555645The horse is versatile, and I think Kohei has matured a lot since Tact. I'm rooting for them.
>>585555645ロマンがない奴黙れ
Is there any hope for Coney Island?
Someone please stop the Efflings from winning
>>585556035No, we love all Spe descendants here
Perhaps the true shaman was Ojiisan all alonghttps://x.com/chan_calimero/status/2114213937512432034
>Epipi and Saturnalia both top 5 sires>Leontes also in the top 20>F4 most promising new sireIt truly is a Cesario world out there.
>>585555645Lovcen is definitely the better horse however course conditions are not the best.
>>585556517I'm waiting for the inevitable clash
Final weights announced.
>Another group B 3rd
>Lovcen 514(-4)I thought he would be 520+
>>585557395he can afford to be a speedy fat fuck in 2000m but the fat is out for 3km
>Kyoto turf turns goodBROS????
>Kyoto turf is 良doubt.jpg
Kikka paddock nyow
>>585557070>gamblers rivalry
Lovcen is a beautiful horse.
>>585557632>>585557649How the fuck?
>>585558762rain stopped for now but a meisho may happen later
>>585553118>[Sad News] Marilyn's Trainer refuses to umpyoi her.>Is Marilyn's Trainer gay? We asked ten gay experts and the answer will SHOCK you.>EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Marilyn shed light on her new strategy to conquer her trainer's heart.
History will be made in about 20 minutes!
>>585470792I believe in the prime minister.
The fight that determines who gets the main wife position
what stream is good these days for G1s?
If Lovcen wins Xina stays in the no dating zone
There are more people at Tokyo racecourse today than there were yesterday for Artemis. Granted, it's also not raining, but I like to believe that these people are here to cheer Lovcen.
Ask Edinburgh spoiler
IT'S TIME
Fanfare
>sashiWHAT
Lovecen late start?
Oh no
>late starttriple crown dream is over...
He's fucking gone holy
Holy big niger
FUCKING KAWADAAAAAAAAAAA
lovecen ponkotsu....
TAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It wasn't even close what the fuck.
KEIBA OJISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Lovcen...
Sankan...owari da...
TAKE YUTAKA WINS LOL
Take does it againrip my favorite Montenegrin horse
Phonehead's ball saved
Congrats to Tacto for keeping her main wife status!
CONTRAIL BABY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGRANDPA-FATHER-SON WIN
Shin jidai no tobira... Closed...
>Even with no Duraspawn, Kitalings still not winning KikukaMy sadness for 三冠 failure and Kohei upcoming embargo from Montenegro aside, this still brings me joy.
>late start>kakari>blocked on spurtJust like my CM
>>585560208>there are more people on the triple crown attempt daywater is wet etc
>>585560729 (Me)I came to witness something legendary, and that fail kinda felt like it was
9-6-10-12-15Lovcen nowhere.
Contrail G1!
>>585560975I mean>>585560869That felt like a legenjdary feat by itself
UnfortunateTake kept his word>>585560206Hey
>>585555645cannot believe this is right.Trust a jockey who had experiences winning JRA long distance racesI am on Lememe camp however
CYGAY PREDICTED IT AGAINhttps://x.com/inuken4646/status/2114194840116437004
>>585560869Take winning with his favorite's grandson is awesome
>>585561046actually yeah, I just kinda forgor about basically most of the other classics hors
>>585561046Tbf Lovcen winning it would also be grandfather father son winning the kikka
Thank you King Glory for big niger-ing and allowing Contrail to get his first G1 baby
>wake up to watch history>the history is contrails first g1 winnerEvery time I think unc is washed he proves me wrong… that’s his 3rd G1 for the year
>1987 Kikka Sho>Won by Take Yuutaka (Super Creek)>2026>This featured horse is Super Creek>Won by Take Yuutaka (Going to Sky)How does he keeps getting away with this!!
I knew it, 1st ninki is a curse this season
>>585561403I should have known. Rigged as fuck.
Right, while everyone's here I'm gonna repost our divegrass suggestion box once again, and probably for the last time. I'm sure the upcoming scenario gave you a few ideas, so let's hear them!https://forms.gle/YEAwhh4YNVkKcq2q9
>>585561537Take was young???
No more shittalking about Contrail, cunts
>Take rode World Premiere in Kikka ShoThis is the keiba karma, huh
>>585561575The most miraculous thing here is King Glory not being in last after that stunt.
Still the main wife, but at what cost?
>>585561623That's his first G1 win. Kikka Sho with Super Creek
>First crop G1 winner That's the good shit, thanks Take
Basse Terre somehow almost got that after being counted out. Guess he really is a late bloomer.
Oh right it was the trainer's first G1 win as well
>>585561661I will shit talk the phonehead all I want and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
It's rigged
https://x.com/goku_uma/status/2114257090495844676There'll be another time, Kohei...
>>585563509so what's next for Lovcen? JC? Arima? what about next year
>>585563757I'm betting on Arima.I'm sure he'll keep on truckin', but they need to fix his getting antsy at the gate.
>>585563757The JC is too near to recover from Kikuka in time.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eDoHRiyMqnM>2000 juddmonte when?
>>585564049also want kohei to get into a better mindset for future races
>>585564691Yeah, probably needs to win the Kikka at least once with a stayer before he can find his Deep Impact.
>>585560853>>585561813Tacto...
I'm glad I didn't wake up earlier lmao
When are these young guys going to learn?? This is an ojisan business!
This must be what taxman felt like.
wife status?Intact!
The only caveat is that aside from mountain climbing and bear bullyingShe's pretty normal unlike the other Tiaras
>>585566428>inb4 Lovcen is just Matsuyama's Shakur before the Pui
https://x.com/tospo_keiba/status/2114267440930853051What a shitshow.
>>585566914I can't believe Kawada might take the biggest whipping boy title from Kitamura this year.
>>585567107Wait until Lane gets his license
https://x.com/aaaaaa24542/status/2114252018332430801
>>585569865Sakai haters are something else. Lives rent free in their heads.
>>585569865If it wasn't for the late start he probably wouldn't have been pincered like that though.Almost makes you think that Matsuyama's nerves rubbed off of him.
>>585567107At ledast he's not the stallion repellent like last year
https://x.com/RAD_kyusyu/status/2114282137730142598
>>585570490anon?
>>585566914I'm starting to be sick of Kawada doing this shit to other jockeys.
>>585570935Guy deleted it. It was the jockey cam view of the shenanigans certain people got fined for above.Have Lovcen getting brocked instead.https://x.com/FuziFarm12/status/2114282003621445749
Rice Shower ojisan...
>>585570935Apparently Lovcen was whacked by someone's whip during the final straight
>2 years in a row Aoba Sho's winner won Kikuka Sho with Kawada in 2nd place
Apparently Lovcen has the worst Kikuka Sho placing among other double crown horses
umaLovcen is gonna get duped by Golshi or one of her spawn, isn't she?
>New scenario apparently extends summer turns for umas that have required races during itFixed the one bad thing about island
>>585575162>2 TC killers got gate 8>Lovcen got gate 8>killed TC himselfJRA scriptwriters are merciless
>>585576496This boy definitely earned a ton of fans for this
>>585577293Won Nakayama 2500m last start, hope he can get into Arima to spice things up
>>585576496Please put bro in Arima, I want to see him doing amn oonige to victory
>>585577293I'm a fan now and I will watch his next race with great interest. Was he always a big niger or is this the first time he went this hard?
>>585579020nta but looking at just the F3F this seems like the first time
>>585579020>>585579176 (me)Sorry, meant that they only did it one time before today
Big fox.
First Uma Walk race and got 5/5. Next week will be a win for sure.
>If only you knew how bad things really are.
ok but they still need to lower Contrail's fee right? no way just Kikuka win is enough to keep it up and not lose mares
>>585580108You actually got 5/13, see the 13頭中.This app is cute, but it's a shame you have to keep the app running while doing concentration or sleep mode. I'd rather not have to plug in my phone for the entire night just to train my hors' kashikosa.
https://x.com/tact_s11/status/2114265604077334760https://x.com/tact_s11/status/2114299404438118558Kohei Matsuyama probably was looking so depressed to the point the first thing trainer Sugiyama did when he got off was to console him...
>>585580374>You actually got 5/13, see the 13頭中.O-oh! You're right!>it's a shame you have to keep the app running while doing concentration or sleep modeYeah I couldnt believe that was how sleep worked, can't even turn off the screen. They seriously got to change that or I'm just going to have retarded horses forever. Locking skills behind the longest ads ever is also not fun.
>>585580684Even Lovcen is depressed. Fucking hell, I hope they don't switch him out for a different jockey because of this.
>>585581078I certainly hope not. Since they're planning on focusing on middle distances from now on, I think it'll be fine, but we'll have to see his next race to be sure.
>>585580819Aye. I work from home so I guess I could technically leave the screen on all night, but it's still not ideal.Do you know how to train power stat? I somehow maxed it out without really knowing where it came from.
>>585582071>Do you know how to train power stat?I think you get it from going up and down stairs but maybe thats stamina.
>>585583171>going up and down stairsThat seems to be it. How the fuck did I max it out.>Walking = Stamina>Speed walk/jogging = speed>Focus time = int>Sleep = guts
レース史上初の父仔3代制覇2005年…ディープインパクト2020年…コントレイル 2026年…ゴーイントゥスカイhttps://x.com/netkeiba/status/2114259931184742521
>>585585701世界一!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FwDmrbvdVQHeh.
>summer EDA month late there, Cygay.
https://x.com/hhhhayatoraaaa/status/2114311257067053482
https://x.com/Seisin_Blue2245/status/2114286424195240168>First Three Generations win in Kikkasho>First Three Generations win for a Central G1 (Mejiro technically achieved the same feat but McQueen was disqualified in the '91 Akiten)>Oldest jockey win in Kikka history>Oldest jockey win for a Japanese G1>Youngest trainer win in Kikka history (Uehara Yuuki, born in 1990)>First G1 win for a Heisei era born trainer>First G1 win for Contrail's crop>First Classic G1 win for Chiyoda Ranch
>>585578797Now where's the scene where Torena get adult kiss from her befopre one final Arima run with the promise that Azuma will do the rest after that
>>585581229It's rather brutal because he knew he messed up the ride because of his inexperience at longer distances. He panicked from the bad start then proceeds to make a catastrophic mistake on the backstretch. I don't think Lovcen wins even if he rode correctly but it looks like he's beating himself up badly.
>>585588829Can't really blame him. A good horse like Lovcen isn't that easy to find.
>>585589558>>585588829It's a damn shame, but Lovcen can still make his mark at middle distances, maybe even abroad.If I were Kohei I'd definitely look into upping my long-distance game before I get lucky again. You never know when you're gonna get another TC contender.Like that other anon said, he just needs a couple wins at that distance to shake off the worst of the nerves.
>>585578797>seducing trainers a hundred years younger than her?Where's her hubby?WHORE
>>585593601>300 years old>never gone on a date before
>>585593825We need her and Narita Brian scene goddamn it. Make it happen Cygays or I'm sending ayylmaos to burn down your HQ againhttps://x.com/KinugawaRika/status/2114305078228287686
>>585576496I love big nige's and oikomi's
>>585588829hopefully fans ain't hard on him, this race had everything going against both of them, I heard he doesn't really do social media tho, but still
>>585597186Hope he didn't become the heel of this race for 'taking Lovcen down'. Raisu will be sad if that happens
>>585597186I dunno how much of it is the algorithm, but I was doomscrolling the Lovcen tag after the loss and pretty much all of it is supportive.https://x.com/oru_umalove/status/2114311066138116342https://x.com/Akauni294/status/2114314024779501903https://x.com/s1nihs/status/2114295884464972225https://x.com/horok_horse/status/2114310752047935826
If Daitaku Helios were to pilot a fighter plane what would her callsign be?
>>585601906Noise, because she won't shut down.
>>585601906'Motormouth' Chopper
>>585601906Slut-1
>>585601906Ruby 2
>>585601906WEI 67
>>585601906Dick Hopper. You don't get to choose our callsign btw, your buddies decide for you.
>>585603043From now on your callsign is Dicksucker, buddy.
>>585603043Do chicks really get this as their callsign? Not to mention that I don't believe Helios would be the one to be passed around.>>585603216Nah, you don't just give the worst insult you can come up with as a callsign, it has to fit the person. And usually it comes from their biggest fuckups.
>>585598024It's hard to hate Matsuyama, especially when he's even more depressed by this than the fans.
>>585603457No because as you said it comes most of the time from fuckup or stupid shit. Slutty pilots getting slutty callsign wouldn't make sense.
Tacto this, Lovcen that. Matsuyama's true wife is right here.
Who's the most hated elite jockey in Japan? I feel like Kawada get's a lot of hate. Supposedly Sakai also gets some hate but he has a lot of fangirls so kind of balances out
>>585603556He's definitely the kind of guy to beat himself up over disappointing people. I know we joke about the main wife stuff, but I do hope he gets another chance down the road.
>>585604880I really don't get the Ryusei hate. He's just a massive keibafag.As for most "hated", it's probably Kawada? He's the only one that I see people constantly complain about, but that's also because he himself always complain about other jockeys not following the rules.Iwata Papa used to be REALLY bad, but he seems to have soften with age. IKZE's behaviour is also apparently pretty bad, but most people give him a pass because haha funny abused jockey man.
The other side of today's coin.
>>585602178Picked that one for now at least67 will be included but requires a lot of work
>>585606326Good job dacchi
>>585605771Congrats to the owner and trainer for their first GI victory.Seems like the owner wanted to become a horse owner because he watched Brian's Kikkasho victory, so, to him, winning a Kikkasho is even more precious than winning the Derby.https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/ed5af4d4786c7e8c73d8f48b1bd06f2ae0b6f190
>>585606326Very cute.
>>585606326Cute Helios. Probably would've given it more thought if I knew it would be art, lol.
I never really find Marilyn Monroe that beautiful but Win Marilyn does something to me,>>585606326What the other guy said, I would have given an actual suggestion if I had known it was for something this nice.
>do new scenario>meet this old ass miko uma>be friendly like any normal human being>learn her wish, umas and humans be together forever>say our goodbyes>go home>?
>>585606864It's the opposite for me, Win Marilyn makes me think I was missing out on Marilyn Monroe...
>>585605687The only jockey that comes to mind that deserves to get blasted imo is Funayama. Getting arrested multiple times for driving over speed limit and killing a man. I've also seen nips online call Kawada "the villain" or something close to that
>>585607112>>585606864I bet she's gonna end up calling (You) her leading man.
Win Marilyn will smoke lots of cigarettes.
>>585607185I don't think Funayama is elite just yet.
>>585606940>Sailor Moon is MisatoHUH?
>>585606679My autism forces me to keep things intentionally vague because i find it entertaining i think? idk it's annoying and i'm sorry anyway as said plenty of work left to draw the plane, a KR-67, if a better callsign comes up
https://x.com/ouma_channel/status/2114107419265847713Adorable drunk hors.>>585608565>KR-67Absolutely based and expensive.
>>585613739sex
>>585566428>intactAND SO AM I
>>585614157Not for long, Matsuyama.
Made for bullying
>>585580684>>585581078in the stream at the final straight I could distinctly see Matsuyama's dejected body language even with the wide shot capturing most of the group when he and Lovcen got big BROCKED with how he was already slumping and hanging his head with a couple hundred meters left
>>585614335>being in Tact will make me no longer intactaaaaiiiieeeeee???
>>585613548>>585613739>>585614157>>585614335>>585614408>>585615051Himba sex
>>585586537an Ootsubo Yuka character doing a play that goes off the rails including guns? what a yuru thing to do
>>585617335this but with all of them at the same time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc9COzkGTxoGate draw for BC in 24 hours
KISHI SHIKKAKU
NEW SCENARIO GUIDE FOR RETARDS WHERE??!?!
>>585623605The scenario isn't even out yet, calm down.
Crazy that I just reused my Arc winner from Group A and she won again for this CMFirst time it happened to me
>Win Marilyn is an actressyou just KNOW she got Weinstein'd
>>585624068AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEE
TO Elvis wins the sprintDeep Monster ojisan wins the Turfand Yanko gets the Classic renpa.
big ohinba oshiri prprprprpr
>slop
I jobbed in CM...
>>585608071Always have been>>585614335>>585615051Told you guys that girl is dangerous. Ylou just don't want to listen
>>585642464this needy retarded brat is too cute
Who can I run for the upcoming LoH? Epiphaneia, Fenomeno, and...?
>Kohei's unbearablde pain
>>585648130Topro. Even her regular version is pretty decent at Kyoto 3k.
>>585624564Bodystocking sexo
>>585649790Thank you
Which umas can I all use this shit on as of right now?
>>585650995McFat is gonna be really good at the upcoming LoH.
>>585651338I don't want to use McFat...
>>585651901What do you have against McFatty?
>>585650995Best upgrades so far
>>585653486>slop upscaling on a 1360x1196 imageishytddt....
>>585652602I just want to use my favourite uma's and mcfat isn't among them
Man, yesterday Kikuka Sho still felt so surreal. How could a stayer race became this chaotic? A pack this tight is normal in mile and sprint races, but long race? It's as if everyone is marking each other
I knew that Lovcen wasn't gonna win because deep impact was the last kikkasho winner to sire kikkasho winners
6 years now since last triple crown. as a durafag I'm just happy kitaspawns didn't get a kikka win
Are you guys ready for the new scenario today?
>>585649323Man you can literally see the colors leaving his body
>>585654774That look of despair.
>>585656006it was surreal to see the brocking unfold and how palpable his internal "fuuuuuuck" moment was even from that far away
>>585654774The triple blocking was probably unintentionally but goddamn it felt like pure malice.
>>585654774>>585656006first thing I noticed when watching the race, he visibly gave up who wouldn't
>>585655367Today? I thought it was supposed to be tomorrow?
>>585657580>10月26日 実装予定You have about an hour and 13 minutes left to finish your current run.
>face of all the people that bet on lovcen
>>585658735>betting on short oddsngmi
>>585649323This just make me sad.https://x.com/8ruk_ba/status/2114512392340300127/photo/1Seems like Ryuji tried to cheer him up though.
>>585624564Checking my opponents, a lot of them actually also re-used their Arc teams which is interesting.I reused only my Epi but she didn't win the finals.
>>585655101And people wonder why Japan deified him even above every other thoroughbred.Deep Impact, who atrt in heaven, hallowed be thy name...https://youtu.be/FDzpe7TUeP0
spoiler alt for new scenariosex hair bijin
Only took them a year to implement this
>>585662252What a cutie
>>585662252WHO?
Immediately thought of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q3iIhRqmy0
>>585663538Finally, a worthy rival to the druids.
Ok wheres the guide.
>no maya in 310It's fucking over.
>>585649323Damn old man keeps on shutting the door to the new era...He would make a great big baddie torena in a future Main Story.
EzpzMy jim's are preserved for Marylin
>>585664454Explode desu.
>a run takes at least 40 minutes to complete>asking for the guide when the scenario has been out for less than 20 minutes
>finally got to see the rate-up support animation>it's just miko dupesI am not getting Maya am I.
Whoa. I can play right at the start
>>585664680You know what? Exploding isn't enough, I need you to kill yourself. I'll even pay you to do it right now.
>>585664565mmmm nyes wyell have you considered INEEDITINEEDITINEEDITINEEDITGIBGIBGIBGIB
>>585664565Yes. Gib guide right NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
>出遅れ
STOOOOOOPI BEG YOUPLEASE
>>585665126Gacha stuck?
Global has done irreparable damage to this game....
>>585665247FOR THE PAST 10 SCENARIOS NOWI GET TWO SSRS IN 200 AND IF I'M LUCKY ONE OF THEM IS RATEUPBUT I LOOK HERE AND YOU FUCKERS GET MLBS IN LESS THAN A 100I OPEN TWITTER AND EVERY SINGLE ARTIST CASUALLY POSTS THEM GETTING 5 RATEUP SSRS ON LIKE ROLL 20JUST STOPAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
Hmmmm nyes.
I'M ACTUALLY GONNA END IT ALL
>>585665445>Nerfed thighsCriminal
Well I just burnt through 190 rolls worth of jims for MLB Mayano because I forgot pink tickets exist. Is Azuma usable at 0LB?I seriously hope Blast or Marilyn doesn't come out next month or I'll be forced to use THAT.
>>585665445You should have expected this shit from Cygays tho. It's just a matter of whether JPbros will bitch about it or do nothing like they do with grubble.
>>585665445That's it, I'm going to send a complaint to the customer support channel.
>Decides to give me both cards when I hit 190 rolls>Puts behind 22,500 jimsSasuga Cykeks
https://news.sp.netkeiba.com/?pid=news_view&no=346817&rf=xEat well for your revenge, Lovcen...
Well, well, well.
>>585666534absolute cap
i-is maya also must-have for the scenario to work properly
>>585666614I'm not sure yet but she's definitely a must-have since she's the best generalist power card in a while.
Are you guys seriously trying to make me kill myself.
>>585666496did he eat the most shit at kikka out of all classic nikanba?
It's just a game dacchi, you still have 70 free rolls left.
>>585666820Oh I'm sure that those specific 70 rolls will drop something, unlike my previous 1000 or whatever free rolls.
https://youtu.be/6Q3iIhRqmy0They did it again
First run and almost hit my first LG (with FL). This scenario is something else
>>585666804The nikan kikka fail record was 11th place with Tanino Moutiers all the way back in 1970, so probably. Imagine the uma version's despair.
>>585665445get the angle to match more closely and it probably won't actually be that off
>got azumafinally i can move on from Beyond Dreams...
Are you shitting me?
This new song is so good. Much better than Uma in Am*rica
>>585669714lessons learned from DYI
>>585670436U U U U U U U U U U
>>585665445It's not the first time, the towels wet texture only lasted about 7 months or so before they disabled it
Any other dacchis having issues with launching the game that use Hachimi Edge?
Thoughts on (toren)atsuma so far?
>>585671425Whats the difference between Hachimi and Hachimi Edge?
So… what’s the setup for this?
>>585671760Edge is the actively maintained versionIt started as a fork while the original dev lost motivation/was too busy, but now it's the official replacement
>They went out of their way to put their default hairstyles on alternate costume modelswoah
>>585673569Holy fuck, make that an option already, you lazy fucks.
>>585673569They could make this an official option because it's literally just swapping the head from 02 to 01
Great, now my feed is gonna be just gooks lusting after Speed again.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD JOSHUA IM TRYING TO CUM TO AI
Milesex
>>585674093Have you heard about our Ladies and Saviors the Three Goddesses?
>>585674145SEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
What did she mean by this
>Got 成功 on the first run because one them was only at Lvl 2Get door'd, I'm going to sleep
>>585674427That's like most media in the umaverse.
>>585674427Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.
>>585673942What makes Koreans love showagumi?
Oh nice you get Hayate Ichimonji if you get great success on all three tests
>>585674954The Kamen Rider?
>>585675034ハヤテ一文字Stupid retard, do you even play this game
>special animationHori shitto
>None of the newer horses have vocals for the scenario songDamn was this scenario made before Yanko or something
>>585675704Nope, it's number 15. Unlike Grand Live which was #3 and MANT #4
>>585660391Filter effect or what?He suddenly looks young again lmaoThen again he's not doing physical stuff as much anymore
umamusume... what are they?!
>Grass has vocalsOf course
>>585676125
>>585676125But she's not even japanese
>>585673942hagsex (i'm not a gook)
>>585675914Now I'm trying to find that Tachyon comic where she explains the reproductive strategy of umas evolving to be pretty, but I can't...
guide doko...
It's nice for Shadai to showcase Korea Cup sash despite it not being a G1 race. But this is also how I found out that G1 Racing is one of those Northern Farm clubs. Why are they so ass compared to the rest though?
流鏑馬、神旗争奪戦、納舞、大曳神輿、飛駆big words........
what? do I need guts??
Ai-chan, don't look...
>>585678469>Haha, I'm wearing my mom's wedding dress hahaDon't tease me like this, Mister
It's been 5 hours. Wheres the guide?!!? WHERE IS IT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is LB3 enough for Maya or should I roll more? I have LB Crystal tho
Yukino Bijin's grand father is an umamusume fucker........
>>585682880Shi sorry what I mean I have ticket. I still need 1 fragment away to get LB Crystal.
Guide or I'll send ayylmaos to Sagqa
>>585682925Dacchi, Bijin is an uma. Of course her grandfather must have fucked an uma at some point.
Sweaty after-club lovemaking...
>>585683338No? Only her mom needs to be an uma.
honestly it would be hilarious if akiten became a 3yo stomp for the 4th time again since 2021
>>585683772Her mom needs parents too.
This is kinda sorta counts as a future outfit "leak" so I've spoilered it for people who love pakalive surprisesBefore the update that added the Gaze on Me outfit and stuff to the home screen (version 2.31.x?), the outfit change screen would ONLY show starting future and characters racewear no matter what you changed in the master.mdb fileAfter that update the game started correctly showing any outfit with "use_dress_change" set to 1 in master.mdb, however on PC, but not android for some reason, scrolling was broken even though this same type of scrollbox works in the trainer noteshttps://files.catbox.moe/74nllh.mp4In the latest client version, 2.32.0, they have fixed scrollinghttps://files.catbox.moe/1q7egb.mp4So either an intern did code review, a new common outfit like Starting Future is being added, or maybe more likely... they noticed this while working on someone's 4th alt
>>585685147Pretty obvious but thought I should mention it anyway, don't go do this on your own accountBest case is you will just get an error but more than likely your account will get flagged
>>585685147>4th altPlace your bets.
>>585683987>7th in Derby & Mainichi OkanYeah no chance
>>585679186LeMeme always looks like he’s trying and failing to cover up existential despair.
>>585684404Everyone knows parents just roll off the assembly line at the parent factory, and then are delivered by ostriches to children.
Has Mikohag gained certified ningenfucker status?
>>585663538What do you think the purple and blue auras mean
>>585688652He's French, yes.
>>585685147>3rd alt when so many are still waiting on a 2nd Fuck you Cygames
>AkiTen winnersFuck me.
>>585692485Praying for Demuro
>>585692485
>>585692570Dude...
>>585693702mam, your left pit and tit are almost all exposed
yeah but when and why did umas and humans started fucking
I really need to read that book
>>585694743>when and why
>>585694891Lmfaoooooooooooo
>>585694891I guess it's canon now that LunaT wrote an entire book about how much he loves Rudolf.
Atsuma-sama...
Good, this doesn't exceed Chanmi winning reward
Sailor Moon is good, but I'm disappointed that it wasn't Kurifuji. Cygays would never...
Damn man, I've never been this lucky before.
Luckshitters aaaaaaaiiiiiiieeeeee
>>585696483Kindly please go fuck your shelf
globalfag here, where’s a good place to buy a reroll account for jp? i found some by just googling but i dont know whether they’re trustworthy or not
>>585695351Aye, same. Kurifuji would have made for an interesting story on why she was so intent on fostering love between umas and ningens.
>>585695270Soooo what are her favorite tags?
AAAIIEEE
1 Mayano and 0 Azuma in 130 rolls.
This reads like NTR
>>585697818So what she's saying is that I should join the Shinto priesthood and then we can dro the rest?https://youtu.be/wVbFyjYV1hc?
>>585697964the 99%...
>>585697964Oniichan...
>>585697964I mean.....if iyt works, it works. Now where's the scene where Atsuma and Oniichan do a practice run for Shinto style wedding complete with shiromuku
>>585697619Impregnation.
Last scenario was easy I'm too retarded for this one.
>>585699054uhhh i think its easy its just what shit to select where you'd need the guide for the most optimal
AAAIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>585699576uma genetics are bullshithumans get old while they remain young
>>585666496
azuma honestly looks like they threw pisa,f4,xina,phaelano,city and biwa(without her glasses) into a blender, and she came out
IRL leaking through?
>>585700343I wonder if we'll ever get another uma like Stay Gold who just have full memory of her time as a real hors.
>>585700172They don't want you to know this, but it's actually future married F4 who time slipped back to the distant past and became immortal, ala reverse Samurai Jack.
https://x.com/AtTheRaces/status/2114715451804766670>Sovereignty and Knightsbridge to BC ClassicYeah sorry Yanko you better step up your game now
>>585700524I'll believe it when I see it.
>>58570034337 years means there was a measurable passage of time so clearly that's not this uma world
>>585700462Liberty Island
>>585700936This thread will be drowned in tears, dacchi...
is this a bug? why is the training performance in URA finals so weak?
jpbros, what's the story for the new scenario, anything interesting in terms of lore?
>>585700524>Knightsbridge to BC ClassicRIP Magnitude. There's so much speed in the Classic, but I feel like a faster pace might be good for Yanko.
>>585700936AhhhHHHHHHHHH.
>>585700524>KnightsbridgeDirt Mile doesn't have prestige at all huh
Here's the meta commentary (1/2)
>>585701173There's a reason why Breeders Cup MILE is a turf race, while the other distances & fillies category are dirt by default
>>585700524I guess Mott is sending both since he's not confident with just Sov>>585701173Knightsbridge has the best Beyer rating at 10f among the dirt horses this year despite running only running sprints and miles before
>>585701341(2/2)
>>585700936>>585700975>>585701170NEVER FORGIVENEVER FORGET
Guide doko
Make sure you read Azuma's support events... It's really good especially the ending...
>>585701076onegai...
>>585700524Any chance of one being a pace setter for the other?
>>585702817Obviously Knightsbridge as he's a front runner, but with Magnitude around they might kill each other instead
>>585701491I got everything up until this point.>形や心が違えども、魂を分かつウマ娘として、再び出会うことできたことも。>この名が抱く人と絆と、この名が抱く人からの愛が起こした奇跡だと。Is she saying that the hors being reunited once again as uma is a miracle born from "those that bear [hors name]" and "the love from those that bear [hors name]"?
>this mode from everything ITT
>>585702817Knightsbridge will try to pace set since he's a nige, but they're probably running to win it after his performance at the Pacific Classic. The last time Sov got baited into pace setting/frontrunning, White Abarrio beat him and Journalism.
>>585703447did you retype the text yourself or did you extract it somehow, umareader hasn't been extracting scenario text like it does for ikusei and events
>>585704642
A respectable result, even with my powercrept cards.
Okay jp senpais why did no one tell us about this fortune thing
>>585704916I just retyped it.
>the 馬 in 駿 still have four legsLazy fucks. So hors is still a part of the chinese zodiac in the umaverse. I wonder why nobody found it odd that there's suddenly an umamusume amongst literal animals.
Mayano please. This is a religious ceremony, not a matchmaking event.
>>585662252I was wondering if there was going to he an alt or not. Morioka numbah one, I love plain looking girls.
>>585693363He's talking about /ourguy/ Mirco
>ウマ娘とヒトの交流がまだ無きころHuhThe fuck happened back then to ensure umas are alive today?
>>585707808>Princess Mononoke but with umasThere, I just predicted their next movie.GET RIGHT ON IT CYPIC!
>>585708069sorry bro, but Cypic is never doing another cygames related anime ever again
>>585707808The weak once feared the strong far more than they do now...
>>585706229makes sense that ancient chinks would consider umas animals
>the trainer is shocked that Blast can easily jump over obstacles So are there no steeplechase in this world? Also>バ術They've given up on trying to come up with an in-universe name
Bread?
>>585709025No more bread until whors respect my rights.
>>585709126know your place ningen
>>585709126Then I guess we're all starving to death.
>>585709561>>585709561>>585709561
>>585699054Use these settings
>>585692231It can't be something that will be released anytime soon, they have to know people would be pissedCould be an idea someone had which has gone to the back of the "queue", could be an outfit for an unannounced manga/anime project, or it could be their first in-game crossover, something REALLY retarded like that official Love Live Teio they drewCould also mean nothing, maybe they had a control named ScrollBoxOld_DO_NOT_DELETE which finally got cleaned up or some other change happened to also fix itThe outfit stuff was just a coincidence, I realized that pre 5.5th anni the game excluded dress ids < 100, instead of just using the "use_home" and "use_dress_change" fields that are already implementedBelow 100 is mainly special outfits, but gaze, menshuki, uma summer etc. all fall in that range tooand yeah 3rd alt... I can't count...
