Previous: >>585370993New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/qRdCSqwkg5M>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O, New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep ToshoCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 1, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg 10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Halloween Duramente (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
Why'd we need 2?
>>585395536I have no strong feelings on Ryan's looks either way
this oneGreetings
>Ryan or troon OPmay as well shoot myself bro
>Ryan
why do we do this to ourselves
>>585395536Ryan LOVE
not fairI'm basically FORCED to use ryan thread
Ryan loveLove Ryanthat other thread might have the worst OP I have ever seen
whoever wins, we lose
ryan LOVEi wouldve waited longer but the other guy baked the troll bread so i felt compelled to do it a tad early
Since people were getting confused last thread let me lay it out for you:>F2p: you bought selectors or had free credits of some kind on Google play/appstore (or a gift card from mom)>F2p+: daily carat pack purchased>Dolphin: discounted carat pack purchased>Whale: base price carat pack purchased
Ryan is objectively sexy. Go be gay somewhere else.
83884316Chukyo 1200m
>>585395536ryan's hair is chopped but her heart is pure
>>585395640>hat got uma ear holes>still massacres itevil hors
Sniffing my trainee after a long workout
>>585395776SQUEEEE
>>585395771Thanks ryanbwoYou did well
>>585395824it's a fashion statement
>>585395865Stop being poor
wahey
>>585395832Bitch you stink. Take a shower stinky
I'm actually pure f2p and have 12 plats. Never gave any money to Cygays, never will
triple crown time SOONhttps://poal.me/ooxqfdhttps://poal.me/ooxqfdhttps://poal.me/ooxqfd
They call her Mr Cilly Billy
>>585395776Do i get to be f2p if the gift card was from a work raffle?
Monetizing. Running ads.
>>585395956>Bitch you stink. I wouldn't say that>Take a shower stinkyI definitely wouldn't say that
>>585395776selectors are f2p+ right
>>585395980They call Lovcen Mr. Fraud
>>585395989mr cool babe
>>58539580587075483
this could be usbut you playin'.
if your paid carat is divisible by 50 you're still F2P
>>585395980Large Ensemble? More like WIDE SHAPED!
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>585396240i want the blue one but i won't be ruby
>>585396098Nope, f2p!
>>585396240This is us baby <3
>>585395980Narita Esperanza
f2p = poor, smelly, brownf2p+ = based, redpilled, giant cock
Am i f2p if my discord daddy gifted me the monthly pack?
>>585395980which horse Lememe rides
>>585396196didn't expect a full podium
i dont give a fuck about your shit f2p discoursei spend gift cards i get for christmas at work on carats and thats that
>>585396495One of the losers
>>585396456you are f2p but your account isnt f2p
>>585396456/uma/ club members can ask this question in an unironic way
>>585396456>monthly packF2p+
>>585395946Tell this goofy bitch to stay away from my trainee.
>>585396325best mare
>>585396495Danon History if I am not misrememberingYutaka Take on Going to Sky
>>585396630Am I f2p if I've only spent about $500 on the game?
>>585396370we all make sacrifices at times.>>585396374>loser who loses her trainer to the otherunhealthy relationship.
You know how you can be bi-curious or trans-questioning?Can you be f2p+-curious?
>>585396527That's fine you're just not f2p anymore. It's that simple
>>585395640>>585395824>>585395923
>>585396559for two more months maybe
...
>>585396727I question trans people, yes
true f2p = hard mode gigachadf2p+(monthly and selector purchases)=real tough neighabeing f2p+ but calling yourself "f2p" = weak ass neighawhale=thank you for funding my umas brogigawhale=oh shit bro what are you doinnngit's that shrimple
>>585396691Only if you post a sexy Lala
I buy Uma merch.
>>585396792Cute whore
>>585396691No
>>585396792Whatever it is the answer is no
>>585396196Velocity game16913494
>>585396782what does this even mean
>>585395980Robuchen-chan ganbare~
>>585396792post it
On what banner did you anons lost your f2p virginity and became f2p+? For me it was the anime scamcha with Teio and McQueen.
holy shit my clubbie just told danchou to shut the fuck up
>>585396590
60% fte
>>585396871based
>>585397039
>>585397059did she dieded
>>585396871i boughteted the silly symboli book and the ramonusex books
>>585397039I told danchou to suck my dick and he actually did
>>585397160i boughtetereted energy
What's your favorite piece of uma merch you own?
>>585397245pussy
80% complete>https://jiggie.fun/TohHaF
>>585397245booooring
>>585397013
selectors?
>>585396947Sweepy...41279831
>>585397268Halloween Rice figure I got during my last trip to Japan
Poor guy https://x.com/mimionly112222/status/2113511208590455124
>>585397537they should make a zebra uma
is it 25 or 49 hours until I can play again?
>>585397626There is nothing preventing you from playing the game right now.
>>58539762625
>>585397549Dia's unsealed hands...
>>585397268fusu
>>585398010Disgusting creature
>>585397268ogurin horse plush
>>58539762649
>>585398010hate this thing
>>585398010
>>585398010adorable species
>>585397268
>>58539743940244134
>>585397626About 70 mins actually
>>585398073>>585398116
>>585397268Almond Eye plush signed by Lemaire
tosher machan testonly join one please515927915656429426660096
has anyone actually got something useful from the free pulls so far?
>>585398321I got another throne copy for clanking
>>585395536Mejiro Ryan Paizuri
>>585398150holy based
>>585398321I got Helios Spd, which is surprisingly the only card in my entire roster that can give Mile Corner outside Maru normal.
>>585398321why didnt i listen to the flatlinechads...
>>585398267EXPLODE
most chigger coded uma?
>>585398663Your favorite
taking off finemos gloves and gently pressing my lips on the back of her fingers
>>585397268My Vivlos figurine
>>585398718nature... she must have gotten eye surgery
>>585397268the map to the mejiro grave that i got at lake toya farms when i visited ryan
>>585398271>515927916/9
>>585398921Shut up Tyler
>>585398940good
>>585398940>late start rapedaiiieee
>>585398963ok
>>585398921keep talking Tyler
>>585398940close onethanks for coming, sweep's rates are pretty high despite being a scuffed run. machan is shit doe
>>585397268Ainui
>>585399260clusterfuck of a finish, thanks for hosting
Come to Tomakomai
>>585399329Shut up Mambocchi
>>585397268my prez.
>>585397268I got the Fuku plush and will order the Mambo one
>>585399329please continue Mambocchi
>>585397527That is really cute.
>>585399368>>585399494
>>585399334>30k(if unlucky) carrats for a dirt TT umanyo, i dont think i will
uma banner you regret not rolling on?i wish i could go back to the past to play the shitty games that suck ass and also roll for haloween doto/digitan
>>585399523ex-mambro....
>>585399260Glad your Sweeepy has been getting a good win rate. Would feel bad about it if she does poorly after suggesting you run an End
>>585399661it was a good suggestion ty, didn't get gaze on this one which sucks but I will rerun anyway
>>585398172Results
https://jiggie.fun/Nqr2U2https://jiggie.fun/Nqr2U2
>>585399108Thanks appreciate it
>Made pretty alright MachanI want to test her in the lobby9152344191523441
>>585399715aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA
>>585399593VBourbon, legit lost many CMs without her.
>>585399715
>>585399538Are you sure?
>>585397268I have a copy of Umamusume: Pretty Derby that I bought by exchanging some downloading time for a large amount of digital information
>>585399914grim
>>585399921if she spooks me when i roll in the future i wont be mad. but i cant afford to roll every cute uma ever, y'know?
>>585399914what they gonna do with all that LA exclusive merch btw? Donate, shred it?
>>585399593None. I got my wives.
>>585399914think about the average resident of LA.did they really deserve to be blessed with a live uma concert?
ugly loopa
>>585400048But she's cuter than the average uma
Hey that's pretty goodFew more8033469280334692
>>585400169Stop looping A+
>>585400334
>>585400295super close one
>>585400334H-huh?!
>>585400143yeah
>>585400334gooning it crazy style
>>585399523Traitor for 400 carats Ruggacchi
>>585400334Who's she thinking about here?
>>585400065https://umamusume.com/news/100115/It's being sold through a pop-up store in LA, and then apparently some of it will be sold online later
>>585400462me
>>585400143Probably not
Is she any good don’t say umapyoi
umapyoi
>>585400389Yeah it was pretty cool to watchLast one gwochachos6871089068710890
>>585400587umapyoi
>>585400587She's good for umapyoi. Great as a matter of fact.
>>585399728good luck for your future runs, this is an rng sloppa CM ultimately but you do build some really good umas so I think you'll have a good shot at winning
>>585400770this is an rng sloppa game
Line? Not flat Pants? Shidded Nut? BustedKita? Not pulled
>>585400770thank, yea we'll see how it goes
Kita? I'm here for Satono sleevejobs
>>585400587
>>585400770really good umas would win more than 2/20 cms
Ty for joining brosmy team sucks
>>585400587I hope so. I've done 100 rolls on the Kita banner and I've been spooked by wolf Brian 3 times and regular Brian once. I'm not shitting.
>>585401046my chigger
My line is flatter than Silence Suzuka
>>585401046For me its the Neo sleevejob
Was not taking pump a mistake here? I feel like with leap/sweepy/spurt/kh and lead the charge i should be good?
>>585401098ty for hostin'
>>585400320NO you cant stop my unity gaming,,,
>>585400587alright alright here's a short answershe's good for long distance
>>585401063He builds strong enough umas to beat me in Front wars so he's good in my book
>>585401114I got 4 regular City spooks on Brickey banner so I belieb.
>>585401246MERRRRRT
>>585401098ty for hosting bwo, don't give up, /uma/ lobbies can be brutal even more so in sprint CMs
>>585400542>LAbro I'm in dead center of LA and that shit is over an hour drive away from me.
porn cum umanko
>>585401492based mexican
>>585400587She's a good wife
>>585401403From the looks of it, sprint CM is most retarded, this is my 4th CM
>>585401654that's medium
My line? Flat My cock? LargeMy danchou? SeethingMy club? DerankingShiraoki? Blessing my actionsYep, its uma time
>>585401514musu fusu
>>585401714>4nah
>>585401714My line? DerankingMy cock? FlatMy danchou? Blessing my actionsMy club? SeethingShiaraoki? Large
Holy fucking MOGGED
>>585400065It's being sold in a store in LA, you get a discount for multiple items
>The Good Smile Company US pop-up store details are below.>Location: BAIT>2753 S Diamond Bar Blvd B, Diamond Bar, CA 91765SATONO DIAMOND
>>585401836ew (right)
>>585401836dirt vs turf power diff
My line? Flat My cock? SmallMy wife? Sleeping with another man My danchou? I don't contribute anyway My club? Uma & Co
>>585401654sprints are kino because newcuties making SS and S+ umas can yoink wins outta nowhere. tho i prefer (pre-hoguri) mediums and miles though.
>>585400065there's a pop up store opened
>>585401851why did they bring merch for umas that arent out in usa for 9001 years
>>585402118Almond Eye is popular worldwide
>>585401654it's very random honestly, even very strong and well built umas can just lose to some poorly built ones. I've won the first sprint CM after absolutely sucking throughout group stage and barely qualifying for A finals, anything can happen.
>>585400065they'll give it to all the homeless fent addicts
DanchoIm really sorry, dancho
>>585397268Horse
>>585402217>>585402086The thing is, you need to win 3 races to get into A and this much random maybe i will get to B finally
>>585401836>umafags have to pretend right is a fat ass because 90% of their cast has the most flat irish asses imaginable
>hire an umamusume callgirl service>they send over your traineewhich uma would this most likely to happen to?
>>585402452stop posting this geek
danchou is a stupid fucking nigger
>>585402452It would have to be someone poor and shamelessSo Tamamo Cross.
my motion's so fine rn
>>585402346If you want to host again I can post your haku so you can check your win rate.
>>585402552im fining my motion rn
>>585402118Everyone knows who Almond Eye is bwo
>>585402436We're looking at her thighs and besides, Hokko is a titty man's dream
>>585402436its a boob game
>>585398321No mine have been terrible so far, but I did get Rickey off of the scamcha. So I'm counting that as not flatlining being the right choice
>>585402603Lets do it, i will redo my Taiki though, i thought she will be my strongest uma yet and she is the worst 9940858199408581
What did he mean by this?
>>585402915ok wait a sec before you start gotta spectate
>>585402936kek why does this look so bad but the neighgger umas ingame look good
Feno is my hero!
>>585402936black doto be like "i never do nuffin"
>>585402915Spectating you can start when it fillls
>>585403028it's the hair.
>>585403140From the neck down she's amazing
>>585403134
>>585403190same goes for a couple of umas to be fair
>>585400542>very edge of east LA, literally the opposite direction to LA of where LAX iswhat did they mean by this?
>>585403287oh yeah? then name and shame them
That's a wrong macchan, i'm retarded
>>585402915https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=4f6hFoLVTu9ETjVkMbDwC8dONot the best but it's not that low, I think you could get A finals
rickey on my dicky
was this scene really necessary ?
>>585402452the answer is obvious and its a shame no ones posted it yet
>>585403382they wanted it to be for whites only sadly
>>585403468I look like that
I think Rob Roy has the cutest face.
They circumsized my robot.....
>>585403434It's a wrong macchan bro... anyway yeah i will redo Taiki and maybe will get to A finalsTy
>>585403412Well we already agree that it applies to NTRRyanBiwa HayahideSeeking the PearlTap Dance CityWinning TicketTsurumaru TsuyoshiFukuJust to name a few. Obviously various anons will disagree with this list.
>>585403468ricky on my dicky yuhdirt is sticky yuh
>>585403434Damn that Nishino is powerful despite the lack of capped speed, very strong skills>>585403650ganbare bwo
>>585403534People don't think about the lesser Ace enough to remember her.
>>585403571there's more chinks and mexicans over there than compared to los angeles literally and unironically
>>585403651>Fuku
>>585403650It's about the same winrate that I often am projected to have in uma rooms because I run off meta garbage, and I am not at all worrying about reaching A finals. Remember that rooms here are 10k+ finals lobbies usually, you'll face a ton of jobbers in the actual cm.
>you can run Blaze Brian in every distanceKino
>>585403468does rickey ever get an alt that isnt aids to build? id pull her if so.
>>585403650You'll be fine, idk if the Vega was a Fast Learner since you have a lot more SP on her. Try to get closer to 4k SP on the Taiki and you'll do good
>>585403468>created by RICEshe's a villain i get it
>>585403924You are always better off running anything else on non-long races. Base Brian is the actually universal one because she is just full of generic velocity.
You, new Cygames intern, are tasked with creating a new FUN gamemode/event for Uma. What's your idea?
so close to the banan......
>>585400587Good for the 2 long races a year
>>585404041tracks with jumps inyou gotta press the button at the right time or your uma breaks their leg
>>585404075BIWA LOVE
^no one says that
>>585404141Shut up Palma
true lol
BIWA LOVE
>>585404194
my love for biwa is as big as her head
wow chowayo
>>585404041Put a fucking reroll in the shops
>>>/sp/158292820why is /sp/s uma discussion better than ours...
>>585404532>1 day and 6h long thread>29 postsQuality over Quantity it seems
>>585404041turn it into a looter extraction shooter with stealth mechanics, easy.
>>585404520burbger
>>585404041Shamelessly rip off the Trickster Online card battle minigame>inb4 some other uncle says "I remember that game"yeah no shit, we're old
>>585404041ripoff gangbeasts
>>585404041multiplayer poker where the uma set as your profile is your avatar
>>585404041skinship mode
is this how concentration math works100ms * 0.4and that's why it's impossible to get late starts if it procs?
>>585404713>Energy cost reduction = more trainings = more tokens>Perfect when 2spd is inconsistent but 3spd is an overkill>Gives you tons of SP in a scenario where you are not allowed to race for SPWhy is this card bad in GL again?
>>585404895concentration is .8 reduction?
>>585404771Gamer Girl Grass.
>>585400587shes an ugly ass motherfucking bitch neigha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZeZquJqfvMimagine if umas could do this in a race
>>5854050210 spec priomeme skillsif this game had rng manips it'd go crazy tho
Your power/sprint pasa loop is ready!
uh oh new menace dropped
Remember what you're flatlining for
>>585404041It's already a fun game as long as you don't overplay it. So my idea is to take away the stupid daily chore systems and let people STOP PLAYING THE GAME when they get tired of it, until a new scenario comes out and they remember how they liked the horse game and so they go back to it for a while. To pay for this the company will kidnap the top 10% of paying players, compel them to give up all their remaining assets to the company, use advanced Asian surgical techniques to make them into pretty girls, and then sell them to Saudi Arabia as slaves. Everybody wins.
Thread has been surprisingly calm at this hour. Beautiful.
Why am I getting pace down when theres no front runners?
How much velocity increase is 50 spd?
>>585405730one of the other paces 'promoted', so they're now the new front runner and you can't pass them lol
>>585405730the three goddesses hate you specifically.
>>585405720The power of Feng Shui
>>585405754velocity and speed are the same
>>585405606i wanted to chase more highrolls but my runs this morning were so shit that i dont wanna anymore
is there a way to sort hakuraku to see the specific umas with the highest winrates? like if i want to see the best possible built runaway suzukas this cm? there are 2000 teams with runaway suzuka on them but the highest winrate teams are using her as a rabbit...
>>585406031yeh legit can't play when all the seeds are shit. gotta just wait until later and see how it is then
>>585405606Try this
>>585406139>no skillsit's a brick thoughbeit
>>585406074https://zizard.github.io/ricehero/An anon made this, make sure to post a cute rice fanart as a thank you
I need CB sex
>>585406109I wish I looked like that...it's not fair.........
Give me a (You) or I rape Ardan.
>>585406109Ehefrau Flash....
>>585405791>>585405803Actually everyone got pace down at the start of the gate, I got pace down after everyones else pace down finished, basically I got robbed in daylight
>>585406139damn!
>>585405636I already have her because she loves me
>>585406483that's me that's me that's me that's me that's me that's me that's me that's me that's me THAT'S MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! I can look like that I can look like that would anyone take me then we can do this...........
>>585406297Yeah I wished I had and was a lot of things too. Get in line.
7 days left before the Tenno Sho Autumn which means its also 7 days left before the first leg of the Dancho Cup Autumn Triple Crown!Track info: Tokyo 2000m, left, sunnny, firmRules:1. Only join with 1 uma2. Only 1 officer/dancho can join per club3. Be mutuals in game with the designated room host as to keep away bad actors from the race4. Invaders can write a formal letter of request in the thread to join a race beforehand(we only got Fingerdark for now)5. Have fun Point system: For now we have a linear point system whwre 1st gets 10, 2nd gets 9, 3rd gets 8 so on and so forth... till 10th place and beyond with a point each.
>>585406746Can you make it danchuds only, it's funnier like that
>>585406746i WILL be ready
I've had a weird dream about Grass Wonder breaking my weenie with her umanko.I don't know what to think anymore.This game has infiltrated my psyche now.
>>585406628She will come home to me soon as well because I LOVE her
I'M GONNA RAPE HER I'LL SERIOUSLY DO IT IF I DON'T GET A (YOU).
>>585406746I can't wait for more drama and shitstirring!
>585407020show me what you're made of~
lmao at the flatliners missing out on free money
Mejiro Palmer :)
>>585407217oh nyo I only have a month to get those
>>585406746>rules suddenly change to allow officersgee i wonder who specifically would lobby to be allowed into this race due to their demonstrated past of attention seeking behaviours
WAIT IS THIS ONLY TODAY?WAS THIS ACCOUNTED FOR? DID FLATLINERS JUST GET ULTRA FUCKED?WHY IS NO ONE FREAKING OUT
>>585407274you missed the 1500 this morning bwo, these are login carats, not missions
>>585407349retard
>>585406746>Only 1 officer/dancho can join per clubanother shitty change, this "tournament" just keeps getting shittier and shittier with every new race
>>585407349sorry I didnt get the memo that we were supposed to gaslight about this
>>585407398Why are you replying to me, you inbred toad? I'll grudgepost on the 25th and also when your third world shack gets flooded.
>>585406814Dancho Cup Autumn Triple Crown (Tenno Sho Autumn, Japan Cup, Arima Kinen) is only for Danchos while officers can only join the Autumn Short Distance Championship(sprinters stakes, Mile Championship)>>585407313I just copy-pasted from the pastebin, didn't bother to correct it. I forgot to post the archival pastebin-https://pastebin.com/hK5wXJuY
why does Fuckass Kiseki do a fucking dab every time I view race results
>>585407589
mmmm yesss.....
>>585407453>today
>>585407589aura or something along those lines.
>>585407780you silly i meant public rooms so your team gets logged and put into the daily mega simulation
>>585407971Post more
>>585407539uh oh
>>585407971
>>585407971me on the bed
>>585407971you cant post that
>>585407539uh oh melty
>>585407924bitch does this not count???????????
All in on Urara.
>>585407539melty
be kind.
>>585407770this looks like she was supposed to have a different pose, but it got changed/censored at the very last minute so that she's not doing anything with her hands insteadam I correct?
>>585408151what a chad
>>585408143yes it doesi usually do 5-10 just to make sure the bots catch my team
>>585407819retard
SIXTEEN inch tall acrylic stand.I want to get it. I shouldn't get it. I want to get it. I might get it. Please spare my wallet, Cygames.
I love Rice
>>585408273oh ok sorry for calling you a bitch, whorewhen is the mega sim performedthese 2 are done but my sweeper needs upgrading
WAIT IF THE TENNO SHO AUTUMN IS COMING SOON DOES THAT MEAN THE KIKUKA SHO IS TOO? THEYRE ON THE SAME TURN IN THE GAME RIGHTAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEE LOVECEN MY BELOVED
>>585408432wtf meaniethe daily cutoff is 8 am utc and the results take a few hours according to the site runner
spes
>>585408741kill yourself
>>585406746>>585407551you might wanna wait to start shilling again until people start logging back on when the free pulls turn over. I dont know how many of the danchuds are flatlining for the pulls but they wont be able to add anyone to start the process of coordinating the room untill then
>>585408712aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wish I knew about this earlierbut oh well my team is raping as is so will be fun to look at later
>>585408781lol
>>585408854hey i recognize this meme
>>585405730Bakushin....sexy?
If On Your Left is better the shorter the track is, why aren't late surgers good for the sprint?
>>585408478Kikka Sho is this sunday>>585408798I'm only posting once today since it's a week before the race. What's awkward is that Nov 1 is in the middle of CM so I'm posting early.
>>585409027Maybe...
>>585409069because pace and ends have accels that are guaranteed to activate at the start of late race, lates still have to gamble. That being said if you win the gamble then your late will win (so, same as usual really)
>>585409027always has been
>>585409027Always
>>585409069encroaching shadow/spurt and daring strike are gooder and lates sometimes move up too much and brick cheer halo ult
this thread is more brown than the previous one
>>585409121good grief i thought i had more time than that. Welp, at least i can use half tp to crank something out for that
I want to kms.Fuck all of you gaslighting pieces of shit that thought adding fake dates was funny
>>585409589lmfao
>>585409434wtf, gold city is actually pretty hot
>>585409589What
>>585409589bwo...
>>585409589did you get anything good
>>585406746You see this shit danchou? You want me to put my hat in the ring with an actual prepared uma this time?
>>585409589why would you post this L? do you have a humiliation fetish perchance?
>>585408381If that's true post your Rice shrine
ikuyoooo
>>585409589lmao
>>585406380
>>585409589The dates are in the official announcement. You have no one to blame but yourself.
>>585409589retard
>>585409750>comes in 8th place
>>585409589didn't /v/ma do that?either way, based
>>585409589I feel like you stole this from /vm/a
>>585409806How does she manage to be this pretty
>>585409589fake dates? bwo? you got free pulls!
>>585406746Should be danchos only
>replying to obvious baityou retards are the worst
>>585410330How are umama and V going to participate then
>>585410330>>585407551
>>585404041First I rewrite everything... so it isn't tied to the frame rate, add VSync and frame rate options, redo all the PC shaders so that models can support anti-aliasing like on Android, standardize anti-aliasing across the entire game seriously, wtf, add options for proper anti-aliasingAfter that I start attacking the backend, first I clean up the fucking mess of an endpoint that is /load/index, teach my japanese senpais that there is more to the world than PHP and Perl, start the long and painful process of writing a new backend so that we don't get raped the inevitable PHP 9 breaking changesTHEN I create a scenario where humanity has been enslaved and umas need to SING to free ningens, but most importantly their trainer (who has been taken as a sort of proxy for the aliens), from the alien mind control waves and when I pitch it in the meeting everyone laughs at me and I get teased about it every day until I quit from shame
Is Yukino Bijin actually kinda fuckable?
>>585410602not just kinda
>>585410535Nippon engineering pleaae andastand
>>585407551v should get promoted to danchou for one day so that he can participate
>>585407551>is only for Danchossigh
>>585410672least obvious v post
>>585410602Yeppers
>>585409589but some youtuber said you actually win by doing this
Tracen will be conducting a random, no-notice search/sweep of the trainer dorms starting next week, and continuing until the end of the year. You don't have anything, or anyone, in your dorm that shouldn't be there, do you, Torena-san?
>>585404041For a limited time, specific Umas drop their own gear after being beaten in a career, and this can give you stats, skill points, or if you're lucky, event exclusive gold skills to help you race an absurdly powerful boss uma. Three Difficulty Tiers, and the hardest one only gives you a medal for your time.
>>585410602Very inoffensive uma with a decent body.
>>585409589If you're going to let yourself be gaslit you need to understand what you're being gaslit into doing.
>>585410775I'm actually in my trainee's dorm room...
3 more copies before she's usable, but still a pretty great spook from this free pull banner, gonna at least be good for my TT late surgers.
>4 SSRs in 4 pullsheh
>>585410775Nope. My wife is supposed to be in my bed.
>>585410602everyeppers is saying this
>>585410851Fuji Kiseki causing problems for Tracen again by ignoring trainers in the trainee dorms.
>>585410775maybe...
>>585410775Just me and my HUMAN wife
>>585411080>say, ten minutesnyo..... don't say that..... i swear it's at least 15....
>>585411141Fucking Tazuna? Based; I'm fucking Akikawa.
>>585411141
>>585409589Wasn't me I swear
>>585411158If Fuji's trainer finds her, you'll have as much time as you need with your own trainee.
when's breeder's cup
>>585411080>thinking that they have a choice
>>585411080What kind of deal did Curreng and Fuji make
Uhm..... Why do i have 0 spark points?
>>585411348I wish I was Laurel
>>585411341Halloween
stop namedropping me
>>585411341I swear half this general lives in a yurt in siberia and is unable to type something into google
>>585411406scamcha doesn't have a banner
>>585411406oguri ate them
>>585411434nyo
>>585411445what if I want to get an answer from my friends /here/
>>585411445I don't want to ask a google chatbot I want to ask a real human bean, specifically the girl reading this
start namedropping me
>>585411406enjoy your oguri dupe
>>585411598Boobs too big
>>585411596you posted fenomeno so i'm afraid you're the most feminine poster itt
>>585411412that's MY line, fag.
>>585411603if i knew i would
>>585411080Only Hishi Amazon tries to do her job properly to keep trainers away. Unfortunately, Taiki gets in the way.
>2mama>2 plats umama>2mama>2 plats umama
>>585411682wait really
>>585411462thats not a scamcha pull and scamcha doesnt have the pity point ui component showing either
>>585411258what an ugly overdesigned mess
>>585411709>2 plaps umama
>>585411523I cant see Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi as anything but Tsuru-chan anymore. She is the baby uma forever.
>Beats you up
>>585411080Quickie with Curren Chan!
>>585411852I need an English TL of all the fights
Is Daring Strike the most agemasen'd skill ever?
>>5854117092 testicles terry
>>585411802Put the mirror down
>>585411950that'd be maestro
>>585411797he pulled and didn't get what was promisedhe got scammedscamcha
>>585411852I can tank it
>>585411950
>>585411950the gold recov from jordan card
>>585411970>put the durr huryou're as retarded as that design
>>585411992okay whatever you say nonny *kisses you deeply with lots of tongue*
>>585406139>Late CurrenIs late Curren actually good, or just a meme
i wish vodka got an alt that was at the wank level of almond eye. Donna got to be great for a while, Almond eye is still aids on modern jp, but Vodka wins the FUCKING DARRBY and all she gets is BOOTS.
yurr
uhhhhhhthis is good right?
>>585412162nyo
umasumi
>>585395536Dacchis Danchou, even if I'm flatlining as agreed on, know that I'm itching to play and make up the missing fans.And tell you know who to not ERP too much.
>>585412189Danchou...
>>585412162no
>>585412189never wake up again
I just had 5 mood down events before the first summer...............
>>585411596It's called "google just the name of the race and check wikipedia"
>>585412206You're not in Dacchis.
>>585412187>>585412220I thought you fuckers said mummy creek's ult was good for sprints
>>585412206the list of flatliners got leaked brothey are gonna find out who you are and rape you then kick you
>>585412238Have you tried rape?
>>585412229V you need to let it go
>>585412206It's a good thing you weren't online yesterday
>>585412291It is but you have no good white skills
>>585412294I wish I could rape my uma right now because she just won't be happy. Am I bad trainer?
>>585412242Why are these 3 sisters so shit
>>585412189night
>>585412206The only thing genuine in this post is that you're flatlining.
>>585412238Then stoping doing Air Groove runs
>>585412229Based. Ugly umas like Helios should go to sleep forever.
>>585412356>gay
>>585412432The whites are the most important part of a parent bwo
>>585412354Kinda unfortunately
>>585412242Is that my favorite shape?
>>585412432the only blues that matter are stamina in this doodoo scenario bro you can highroll every other stat with a proper run
>>585412564Bummer...
>>585412608holy fuck I look like that
:3
>>585411950your speed star sir?
>>585412608Friendly reminder that Verxina is a front runner
>>585412432So true total honkey death
>>585412548GRASS WONDER'S DICK WAS BIGGER THAN SPECIAL CHUD'S
all posters past this point are brown
>get shitty summer>compensated with TWO turns of this in a rowthanks I guessjust need that S
>>585412754She will be a pace when I roll for her
>>585412432sunny days and prepared to pass seems to be a good cope
I love Nice Nature
>>585412957thanks bro, I needed that
>>585412883I sleep easy knowing Special Week is in horse hell getting dicked down daily by an overweight Grass Wonder
I'm brown.I hate myself.I don't deserve an umamusume.I'll die single.
God fucking damn why did they make kris so sexy I literally can't. Everytime I look at an alluring image of her I can feel myself going feral
>>585413014i think i read a doujin like that once
>>585412754Front runner game
>>585413014What the fuck? Why is Grass Wonder in hell!?
>>585413130damn this goes hard
>>585413014you sleep thinking about gay horse cocks?
>>585404041new pvp mode where you're given a choice of random umas and random cards that are good for the randomly selected track and you train for just 1 year or until 10 minute timer runs out, and you race.
>>585413189Gluttony is a deadly sin
>>585413130BASEDASED
>>585413130bwo you weren't supposed to point that out...
>>585413085
can your trainee do THIS!??
>>585406746chanme danchou cup strategycondition: left, fall, firm, sunnyabout track condition: firm, no changesstamina+guts squals 1500, or 1300+1goldgreen skill of left handed, can be taken from rob roy or suzukafall runner, can be taken from fine motionhow to make pace chaser, uma candidate: taiki, the unique acceleration skill is stronghow to make ls/end closer, the best acceleration is let's pump some iron, uma candidate: ryanhow to make front runner, uma candidate: runaway suzuka, valentine bourbon, omake, sub info: there are still 47h for the flatlining to end, don't log in earlier than that
>>585413468Bro
>>585413486I love you seriru you're my fav sloptuber unironically
>>585413468kris if good
>>585413486Kek
>>585413486https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elZZpZCes48
>>585413785nips sure love their dova syndrome
>>585412975But does she love you
who gave urara a burger pocket?
fat uma sex cheesy umanko milky uma fat titties
>>585413130Bakushin only started winning when he switched to being a Pace ChaserFUN FACT
>>585413898She loves me and her other boyfriends.
burger pocket?>duplicate file exists hereFuck
>>585413912did someone say cheese and milk?
Isn't Sweepy pretty comparable to Ramonu if you're an End Closer main?
>>585414161lollmao
>>585414161yeah if you ignore 20 TE a lot of cards are comparable to Ramonu lol
>>585413948Front Runner and Pace Chaser are the same thing in actual horseracing, it's all still considered "the front". What we think of as PC and LS are the Stalker strategy where you're around the middle, End Closers are basically the same as in uma.
>>585414161>pretty comparable>20% TE gap>20%lol.
>>585414161>Isn't GENERALIST comparable to SPECIALIST if you're maining that specialist's strategy?lacks twenty TE
>>585414161yeah man roll for sweepy
>>585413486kek, perfect post. thanks for the laugh
I hate myself
when does ramonu come out
>>585414443don't worry about it
>>585414443in 3 hours
>>585414443She's out now, log in.
>>585413785aiiieeee thank you anon i was looking for the bgm used in his videos
>>585414351HOEH
>>585414443yesterday, you should log in bwo. quick!
>>585414443in 3 days
cm21 status?
why did you all reply to me that quickly now I'm stressed out
>>585414564ready steady
>>585414635You seemed like an easy gaslight target
post that witlet gaslit trainer image
>>585414640DAHBYYYYY
>>585414635boomertore...
>design a boy>give him huge titties ???
fucking cancer 500 turns with no card events
>>585414635STOP SCARING THE GRANNY
>>585414949we're already on capricorn..
I didn't even know this was possible
>>585414913Yes, and?
>>585414913AND DO IT AGAIN
>>585414913all the better to rest my tied torena head against
>>585415074bwo lost to silver offbrand silence suzuka
>>585414161sweepy is not even better than cb it fucking blows
>>585414949where is my turbo and poc little bitch>>585414993I will cum on you
>>58541456411th hour parent farming, waiting on a good Pasa parent while I wait on two more legend races to unlock Fuji to get a parent run on her.
>>585395776Disgusting paypig
>>585414913She can't be a boy, how did I get them pregnant?
>>585414913cheval was so succedful they made 2 more versions of her
>>585415265Ranko...
>>585411939same
>>585415269>them
>>585415243>I will cum on youh-hot
>>585395776I only bought 5 big packs, 2 small and have been daily carrot farming since the 2nd month, what am I? Dolphin?
>>585415243can you cum for me instead
>>585414913>>585415269god he's so ugly
>>585415512Wronghttps://files.catbox.moe/lgodab.jpg
>>585415559*pukes*
>>585415493wtf fuck off the cum is for me
>>585415440wait no I'm a bottom...>>585415493you should make me do it by doing me.
Jxhebqosbj1nsnsoskxnwksknd
>>585415265
>>585415615There we go, hopefully a pace mainer
>>585414564
>>585415748Bro you can't post that...
>>585415748You can't post that
>>585415748
>>585415748This is a blue board...
>>585415748you can't post that
>>585415781good ol' ogulinothing beats that
>>585415872Indeed
>>585415748post more
>>585415613that can be arranged
ohhhhis THAT why they call them cameltoes?
You only like Cheval Grand because she's a big horse
>>585415285despites chud ship who's the other one
>>585415980This is why you keep ending up in Evil Horse Jail
>>585416049you must be 18 years or older to post on this website
>>585415992
>>585416194fuck you
>>585416078>>585416078>>585416078>>585416078
more like big whore
>>585416078big horse?
>>585415992please
>>585416078Could be bigger
>>585416212dacchis have to be the most cucked club here. imagine being happy to have * used goods
Why does every vg general sooner or later turn into gay erp?
>>585416434Women larping to fulfill their yaoi fantasies or men getting bored and not knowing what else to do
>>585416376well, we do in fact, have a current competition for the most Cucked Club....
>>585416434* and *****
>>585416434generals were a mistake, simple as
>>585415748The mods really like this one
>>585416434That's what friend groups are like in general
What if I only spent danchou's money on the game, am I still F2P?
>>585416434newfrends don't know this, but /vg/ is a containment board, a prisonat prison things happen, gay things
>>585416561Brother I've had a friend group (people who met on 4chan, even) and we do not ERP. What are you on about.
>>585416561uhhhhh bwo???
>>585416434my club is infected
>>585416339maybe someday. I don't wanna derail the thread any farther tho, hope you have a good night
Casual outfit... *cough* when... *hack*
fags are brain damagedumamusume
>>585416608yes but you're a hoe
>>585416434all it takes is two gay exhibitionist to change a general forever. doesn't help that everybody here is a sick voyeur
>>585413903the usual suspect
>>585416561I have a group of friends that mostly met on 8ch and none of us are as gay as /vg/
>>585416734>159,215,873
>>585416729nooooo anon...... *sniffle*
>>585416793Why can't I be like Nero laughing whilst Rome burns?
>>5854168038ch is a chuddy site
>>585416561I have a friendgroup from 4chan and none of us ERP but I've made love with one of them
>>585416857speaking of gay exhibitionists, Nero was... you know...
well of course the thread is gay, this game keeps fucking everyone in the ass with these chains events am i right?
>>585416801jordan will never be ballin- WHAT THE FUCK
>>585416434Take off your pants and I'll show you
>>585416761I can live with that
>>585416942Who wasn't back then
>>585416930GIWTWM FUCK YOU
to help your chain events finish just use an SR card
>>585417008imagine how much of a degenerate Nero was that he was known for it
>>585416946Had an FL Sprint S Machan finish 0/5 chains yesterday
Do people actually think Fukikitaru is hot?
>>585416965
>>585417091in fan art where she has huge gazonkers, yes
>>585417091i think umas are hot
>>585416870This was a decade ago and virtually none of them use imageboards anymore because they're assblasted that /pol/ "became shitty" despite always being dogshit
>>585417091noshiraoki tho...
>>585416078for uma
>>585417239Shut the fuck up shiraoki-sama
>>585417091I think she's cute
>>585417060Nero actually was fairly well-liked, he was just discounted by his successors since they wanted to place the blame on him. He wasn't a perfect leader but the peasants liked him a lot. The roman elite and senate hated him
>>585417091maybe a little?
Just ate a bowl of fries, I think I will lie down for a bit guys.
>>585417091I like mentally ill orange haired girls>>585417274>4
>>585416434you should be glad it's only gay shit and not some schizo spamming scat or CP (not condor pasa) like in other generals
>>585417239Why don't we have more Shiraoki spawn umas joining Fuku in her cult?
>>585417460DID SOMEONE SAY CP(Condor Pasa)!!!
>>585416729I'll miss you
>>585417091No.In fanart where her tits are twice as big? Yes, much like is the case with Oguri
>>585417091depends on the odds of her sliding down on my dick
>>585417486
King Halo reading about trainer hypergamy
>>585417091Shiraoki's influence is working on me, I'm starting to think she's hot as long as her mouth is kept shut
>>585417460>like in other generals
Shiraoki isn't real
>>585417643her voice is part of her charm
>>585417430 Coco papa?
>>585417614Spechan is just a nice girl, she'd pray to Shiraoki to humor Fuku
>>585417518>pasa in fanart>meanwhile, pasa in game
>>585417765idk who what is but that's not pasa
>>585417029No they'll break your heart and conveniently turn "bi" right after
>>585417765That's not pasa though?
New to hosting rooms and forgot the A+ or below again. Surprised that I didn't get a 789.
>>585417938He will never love you
>>585417765Serious question, is the mask on or off during umapyoi?
>>585417938>IM LOYALX
>>585417952host some rooms
>>585417765just you wait for the 2nd alt
>>585417938>FUCK ALONEThat's called masturbation.
>>585417952skill issue
>>585417754
>>585404041It's called "clan warfare" don't confuse with "clubs" And it uses a ranking system, so the higher ranked clans get more rewards.And rank is decided by combined results of all members in CM/LOH
>>585417091she's got great legs
>>585417938it'll be fine
>>585418095I did/am.
>>585418321host some rooms here now
[tosen jordan and gold city image]open league?
>>585418321found ya
>>585417938*hug*
>>585418473
>>585418473Tosen Jordan and Gold City image?
>>585418473kimooooooionly kids play open league
>>585418619
>>585418473weird request but yeah
kafe sexo
running adshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McqTE9J8C5s
>>585418278>>585418540i wish
>>585418890Dude just hire a male prostitute to hug you for a couple of hours. It's not that hard.
bump
>>585418629But I can't even make an SS.
>>585418890Rice watching the livestream on Light Hello's channel, where she's flirting with her trainer while they drink, and all she can do is report the stream
>>585411771>>585411682>>585411412>>585411348Laurel and Laurelposters OWE me lovey-dovey kissing
>>585414564I have three end closers with spurts and shadowssitting my fat ass on the Pump some Iron and the Tracen cheer folksCompetitive spirit if someone else runs an end closer.S in sprintS in nervous
>>585419147>>585419147>>585419147
>>585419079yes you can
>>585414564still flat-lining
I'm not posting in that
I'm posting in that
>>585419349you literally already did, twice
>>585419349see you in 7 hours at a different thread
>585419226https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZsspTYH674
we can rot here together
>>585419484>>585419484>>585419484
>>585411852I would enjoy it
>>585419498I promised the doctor I wouldn't rot that much anymore
>>585417938Your typing is getting better still anon, happy for you
>>585419729Like women, he's starting to fake it for attention.
>>585419498after thread posting is great
>>585419852youre greatprobably
>* and ***** bonding in the after thread
I'm listening to this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNCtPZXMZZA
>these deleted postsnyoticing!
>>585420517Stop that
>>585420517all of the almond eye and NTR posts are still up, so who got nuked this time?
>>585421021A skinwalker I can't name but he's from an interesting club below A rank.
>>585421140That's me...
>>585419079hey kid, wanna ss?
>come
