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the wimy
Friendly reminder to ignore all schizoposts, namedropping, and dramafaggotry.
1-3Woomy4-6Woomy7-9Woomy0Yebby
>>585397452Woomy!
Floplet
>>585398898Gentlemen
Frye
>>585405417FRYE GODS PULL UP WE WINNINH NEXT WEEK
>>585407080marishiveruana
/ink/ is a knight thread btw
>>585406493Nah, I don't intend to win, I'll just get my Frye photo after reaching ruler then dip.Raiders Splatfest was the last real one anyway.
>frye has a legion of white knights Can't make this shit up
>>585407080
>>585409540built to be slapped by frye
Anyone wanna fish a king before the shift changes?
>My main is a big sword with a shieldI never had a choice
>>585410018I could, I am not sure about my current internet connection.I'll need to get through the news first.
>>585410575Wave 3
SR 2/4
>>585410389shields are for homos just saying
>>585411360Protecting your teammates is cool
>>585411360>t.
>>585410389Brella?
what the FUCKTHEY'RE IN MY HOUSEWHAT DO I DOWHAT THE FUCK DID I DO
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>585410389The pen is mightier than the swordConvince me to get a Nintendo Switch tonight and I may consider showing my wizardry
Stay fresh!
>>585412245Brellas aren't swords anon
splattercolor screen could open up the meta a bit more if it were unbanned in most competitive environments but nobody is ready for that conversation
>>585413282ah yes, Button That Does Nothing
GGs
>>585413282It’s the west bein pussyfaggotsJust walk around or cope with walking through the ableist special
>>585413525GGs G
>>585411360Gay samurai larper detected
>>585413367no that's ultra stamp
>>585413282Even if it wasn't making some trannies' head hurt, it's still a nothingburger at best and a liability at worst. It doesn't even block vision properly, so it doesn't really bother E-liter players that much.
>>585413282The funny thing is banning splattercolor does nothing because no splattercolor weapon is worth using in the first place
I always say it should have been bubble blower.
>>585414154>instapop combos younothin personnel squid
>>585414154Bubble Blower but it's never paired with a bomb ever again. There I fixed it.
Chara said devs should bring back bomb launcher but only for burst balloon bomb, and give it to mains where it would be too dangerous if it was the sub.
>>585414607They won't give Burst to mains that would benefit from it, they'd totally give it to more mains that don't need it
>>585414607He sucks then
>>585414607>listening to blaster players>listening to dread players
>>585414607Chara also told me you should suck my cock, get to work.
>>585414607>>585416165chara said hes suing kold for stealking his sunglasses
mmm... brains...
>>585417803That's ice cream
>>585418113
Splatterscreens update gave me more of a headache then how it was initially released
>>585417803Brains, brains, it’s ok!It’s not a matter of it isn’t grey!And if at first they think it’s strangeThey won’t think twice if they don’t have a brain!
>>585417803https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssZoq1eUK-s
playing splatoon while listening to kpop is so relaxing
>>585416165Not him but what’s your discord?
/ink/ when I post shitty bait for (you)s
anyone wanna play some open?
>>585421774Why not.
>>585421848opened
>>585421970I only missed the very last one so I'll wait until that one comes around to get my pity sticker
>>585421963Full?
>>585422558nope, opening
>>585422594One second, splatfest announcement.
>>585421848This game right here, that's why
>>585423105I'll take it over the series games I was having earlier tonight.
GGs open
GGs openers, nice way to end it
GGs open!>Duplicate file already existslol
>1-3jump>4-6bleed>7-9OD>0exist
>>585425226Goodbye /ink/. Thank you for the fun times. Sorry it has to end this way.Good night.
I wish team courage won Rerun when n*gmi
Me, Judd, and li'l Judd.
how do people keep series streaks
wmy
>>585428021ikagi you bitch every day like the mormon
>>585428021Sadly you can't on lower ranksNot because it's hard, but because the streaks reset every rank-up so you'll only start seeing significant streaks in S+
My woomy would wear the concept art pasties gear.
>>585428021it really takes thousands of hours to be good at this gameexactly the same reason few people here can even play sr properly
>>585425350my dad came home early and stopped me before it got too bad. don't need stitches or anything but i'm now not allowed to be home alone or have my door closed
>>585429978Properly as in having game sense? Just curious
oh i get it @585429227 is just the koldschizo mad i drew kold
This nigga need therapy
squid
>>585430848Orangechan my beloved.
>>585430848Imagine holding those hefty floppers
>>5854306042000 xp is already top 10percent of all playersmost players are below 1600 xp iirc
>>585430454for the better. stay with us anon, please
>>585431105Oh I was asking about SR since the barrier of entry for that mode is generally lower
Orange
>>585431105Isn't S+0 top10% of active players? 2kXP is still a small group, iirc the median XP is what, 1500~1800 area, so 2K is maybe top 3%? Just a guess, I do feel like I recall the S+0 being top10% stat though, and would match what I know from my job, generally the split between casual/comp ranked play is at the top 10% of active
I have to contact Nintendo Japan to unlock my jap accountThis blows
Drew a Callie for the spooky season
woomy sentence mixing
Squid yuri
I miss wimy
I kneel…hime-sama…
>>585439270you will never see those numbers ikagi ahahahahahahahah
>>585440095What about you big shot
>>585441146I kill a lot of /ink/ers with my cannon balls.
>>585441402Fish when I lie
Which /ink/ers?
I can’t lose The only constant was me.
>>585445568@SpadesWanna 1v1 loser
>>585444582Bright dyed hair and obnoxious clothesThinks octarianism is the way to go
it's still october bwo...
>>585447971It's a kh2 hallowen (town) themed outfit, it's all good
>>585447971
>delivery nov 1Does dias de los muertos count
All halloween gears looks bad
>>585449571Ggs that was me.
>octo monthEUGH!
octo beer fest
When's Inkling month?
>>585445568Is that Ruroni Kenshin
>>585451264Every month that isnt october.
>>585452529And August, because it's the 8th month.They'll want more, T.O.D. NOW
>>585428021Yeah that's a FLAR game if i've ever seen one.And man is it getting more vicious than ever. My last 5 losses were against teams that had every single enemy player ending the match with 2+ KDA's. All completely different teams in series.
Hello, woomiesLook at your yeb, now back at me
>>585451264December
>Random weapon pbBut... everyone will make fun of me for playing badly....
>>585460719nobody cares, it's just friendlies
>>585451717No
>>585460405I fucking hate Slay the Princess omg
good players, bad players, doesn't matter, all I care is that you have cute woomveems that my woomy can get handsy with in the locker room after the pb is over
>>585464056Post your woomy to see if my woomy would accept it
>Shiver-!>Oh my cod.>Oh hey Boss, what's up.>WHAT THE SHELL IS GOING ON?!>Sorry, boss, I took your cousin to Cephora, they kind of fished up how she looks.
>>585464220That bitch never plays the game. He just lives itt just to spam "woomy"to bump his op
>>585464056bad woomy, my veemo already has a girlfriend
We should take a picture here
Please don’t molest my woomy.
>>585449571Does anyone have the webm of the Trislosher spamming Toxic Mist in Scorch?
my woomy is purepure garbage, that is
>>585466845devastated me when i found out this doesn't actually reflect anything
>Ninjas and Wizards tied in my Splatfest appI'll wait for the option with the most /ink/ers to play with
>>585469462We're knights we just don't play the game unless there's a pb
>>585469623Then I'm not interested
I just alternate between veemlet and goblina depending on which color I prefer
feels like ninja would fit shiver more no?
>>585471873no?
I don't care about splatfests, but they do result in slightly more art for a certain idol I like so it's whatever I suppose.
Ninjala LOSTokay I concede pajeet looks good in spooky gear
>>585468501Skill issue squidiot
>All this anime spam under the same filename formatReally makes you think
>>585473934Jenna's posts are obvious, she practically revealed herself with >>585473171
>>585475443Put shoes on, BITCH
>goji spamming feet because no one acknowledged his shitty fetish scribble
Fusing with my favorite /ink/er!
>>585475927More woomies should do the exact opposite.>>585476731Not me but I did want to share that since I spent so long on it and maybe someone else might enjoy it.
Do (You) jerk off to art of /ink/er cephs?
>>585479304yes but only those that don't have lewds
>>585473934Glad u noticed>>585475443Put the dawgs away
>>585479304all of those woomveems are played by menyou don't like men do you anon?
I don't want your woomveem near my ceph if they have lewds of them, lest she gets corrupted and sluts it up too
Any anons got screenshots of match results they're proud of?
>>585480902
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door. The leather club's two blocks down.
>>585481345Looks like Openeither CB or RM from the number of splats
Fuck you.
>>585481578Shuck you!
My weyyo does the Thunder vs Lightning scream when he gets splatted.
Personally I think Shiver and Frye switch and aren't strictly top and bottom.
>>585479304Only woomveems>>585479479So? idgaf about the players only the squids and octos
>>585483187It's fine to admit you're gay anon
>roll (roller)>roll (dualies)>roll (swimming)I hate that this bothers me.
>>585481642
>>585483670You sound like the kind of retard that got memed into calling people "super-straight" for not wanting to date or fuck trannies when doing so is 100% gay/bisexual
>>585483187
>>585479479>being incapable of separating the player from the character How would you feel if you hadn’t eaten breakfast today?
>>585486059sad
>>585488326god I fucking love being bisexual
GGs LWhy isn't thbere a randomize gear button yet?
>>585486059some retards genuinely believe that any character created by anyone is always that person's self insert
dont join my pb ikagi your not welcome here
https://jamesomckenna.github.io/SplatRandomiser3/If you need a weapon randomizer for the PB.
>>585488445Ggs good warmup
>>585488698Thanks
PB 0/10>weapon randomizerhttps://jamesomckenna.github.io/SplatRandomiser3/
hahaha i just happened to random my mains every single roll
yall are about to HATE me for my garbage performance, I don't like most weapons in this game
>>585489448This
>Battle outcome determined by who's on what team
>>585489935then leave?
>>585489528imo most weapons kind of play the same
>>585489935there's literally only one good player left playing this, now shut up and wait for your teehees
>>585486059It's very obvious when they're trying to bait you guys and yet you keep replying to it
i'm the last good player on /ink/
>>585491153Name rank FC>>585490397Is it spades
>>585490397>>585491153No bad players. Only bad woomies.
>>585489935yep, whatever team has me on it will lose
god i miss my main
>>585491646there is only one bad woomy and he doesn't play pbs
>>585492165It's only been 30 mins.>>585492321
>>585479479I’m a creepI’m a weirdo
You have to get on the tower to move it.
>>585492321I'm in it tho?
kys
GGs pb
>>585492321thats me im the bad woomy
>>585494184gg hs
>>585494184GGs!
I feel like a limbless nugget playing these weapons, just cut my fucking balls off too
>>585494184GGs H.
>>585468493I used to have the whole match vod, but can only find the cut WEBM with sound sadly. He never threw his power clam the whole match and eventually a teammate came up and stared him in the face near the end.
I have evidence that the randomizer gave me Torrentz into vEdit.
ggs pb!
teehee :D
>>585495275GGs.
You can put me in the dunce corner, was texting Mom and forgot to randomize till I hit ready.
did you really get edit back to back?
I didnt think the rm was going to take that long to reset.
>>585495965Naw I legit fucked up, my bad.
>>585496578Reported for griefing
why am I playing this good after almost dying and with injured wrists
>>585497002weird flex but ok
>>585497002everyone is playing random shit
>>585497002zenkai boost lmao
GGs, game makes me wanna start smoking cigarettes
>>585498049GGs.
>>585497995>french
>>585498049gg's
>>585498049ggs
Bros I think I’m gay for woomies
Awkward match
im a fraud i don't play weapons twice and just reroll
>>585500438me too anon
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.d.uguu.se/iNmifJwE.flac
GGs PBersThanks for hosting
Sorry I didn't mean to go on a murdering spree
GG pb nice golden rotation
idk why you people make pics so difficult
>>585501778Gggs pb I can only play one weapon but that was fun, thanks for hosting!
Gee Gees PB! Thanks for hosting
Squiffer and gootuber are fun. I just wish I could aim.
>>585501778GGs, thanks for hosting. Sorry about that one time.
Woomy tornado
>>585502019Squiffer is fun if you're a masochist
GGs PBsorry about last night won't happen again
>>585488326I want to fuck both agent 8s
>>585503925Thanks for putting up with us.
Too bad I was too busy today for PB.
Will the project be finished before 2027?
Give us the project before GTA 6.
>>585504684When we get Splatfest and Tricolor maps in PBs
I love woomies so much I wish they were in a good game bros
>>585505216>no assAsian-coded
>>585505482splatoon 1 and splatoon 3?
Myb/ink/er boyfriend didn't booyah at the start of the match...
are you guys still working on that school pb fanfiction or is it just dead
>roll a weapon played by someone here that I look up to>I embarrass myself
>>585506061I wrote the paragraphs from last thread but I never planned on making a fic, I can try but I don't have any good idea for short interaction rn
>>585506602What wrapon?
>>585506602Don’t worry anon, nobody will hold it against you. We’re all having fun. Unless it was my main, in that case I will judge you harshly for it.
>>585505785binker......
>>585508249>>585505785
>>585508371roller woomies scares me
>>585490843>baitlmaoooooThe jig is up, nobody's buying it anymoreIt's just retardation
Joli!
>>585508848L....
>>585508632yeah thats why you keep replying
Frye owes me sex.
GGs again.https://files.catbox.moe/b858tr.png
>>585511179>lo>l>ol
>>585511179why do trans ppl keep show their ass in pb pics
>>585511179All of these woomies, but peeing.
>>585508848Grande!
>>585511179Where's her left flopper?
>>585511957wommy eated it
>>585506061Where would (you)r ceph sit on a bus?
>>585513293Front
>>585513484alone and next to the window so she can doodle with no one looking
oh, we're back. or, you've all been back.I, however, have been knocked out for a few days with an infection and antibiotic regimen.what is /ink/ picking for the splatfoost?
>one guy slips up for a millisecond>lose the wave
>>585516576Yeah in Marooner's you either meet quota before the 30-second mark or you can lose
>>585513293back
>>585516764I find it to be more of a general thing. You have very little individual impact.
>>585517573Me too anonCool cephs are usually back of the bus
Any salmon runners?
happy halloween
>>585520252Sure, just open where you're at and I'll come where you're too
>>585521498A room opens its doors
>>585506061>>585513293>PopularFront of the bus, she probably doesn't even take it that often and have someone to driver her there, but she likes taking the bus with her classmates>mysteriousBack, nobody knows why but she always seems to be first so she always get the best spot in the back. She stay her arms crossed and doesn't move an inch>class clownIn the middle, closer to the back, she still surpsingly is calmer while in the bus, sometime doing something else or looking trough the windows, lost in thoughts.>sporty one Prefer back but she doesnt care, All that matter is a windows view so she can watch what's happening outside. She doesn't like when people sit next to her without asking.>delinquentStarted in the back, but slowly forced himself in the front, sometime reading some of his notes alone >nerdFront, first seat. He doesn't see time passes and watch inkstagram while in the bus. Always greet the bus drivers and thank them with a bow.>quietShe prefers to be in the middle, but she's often forced to follow what her friends do. If she's in first, she doesn't like sitting next to people so she'll pick any spot alone. Often sit hugging her backpack.>weebMiddle, closer to the front. She always ask for the windows seat so she can imagine a super hero running next to the bus. >MeanFront, she sit with Popular whenever possible, if not she'd sit next to someone just to ignore them and maybe spy on their phone/notes>jockback, he's always the first to be ready to do some stupid stuff at the back of the bus. Doesn't like windows seat because he wants to be able to leave asap>scaredy catWhere's there less people, she put her bag on the seat next to her then act as if she's asleep.>loudBack. annoy everyone around about random stuff every morning and often gets into dumb competiton with jocks.>leaderFront, arms crossed, she listen closely and report when others tarnish to the bus. Sometimes act as judge for those random competition
>>585521672I could king a splat.
>>585521672SR 2/4
>>585521672Fuck I missed it because I went to get water.
my woomy eats her lunch in the bathroom because everyone hates her
>>585521718I like this
>>585521718>thank them with a bow.Dweeb
>>585522056Opening
>>585521718forgot >pushoverback, she doesn't like being too in the front because she doesn't want to be seen as a nerd, but she's awkward and silent around the loudmouth in the back. Will try to stay close to the windows to stay hidden. Will sometime be forced into these dumb challenge by jock and loud and will always lose
>>585521718This is true for my woomy
GG's Slammers
GGs short fisk
GGs fisherwooms
>>585521323Utsublox...
>>585522530Everything is correct but the added bow kills me
My woomy isn't in the school OC thing because she's an adult wooman.
>>585525395hot
Callie's fat floppers
>>585525913I want to cum on callie's tentacles
>>585521718>OcCHADS/ink/ is healing
>Can't take videos anymoreLooks like I was taking too many pics of /ink/
>>585530230Post some
>>585530405Maybe, if I can find something that can fit 35gb of /ink/
>>585530518Upload your first and last pic
>>585435214Good Muffin Feet
>>585530585If I remember, I honestly just take pics for refs because I am genuine retard with the model viewer
>>585526817
50 gigabytes of woomy.
>>585532560The tiniest woomy you ever did see b'ys
> Got two outfits locked behind online thanks to the free 7 day trial
>>585468493Yes why?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
>>585534091It scares me that he wasn't trying to be funny. He even played like this in PBs.
>>585534091brapgod
>>585531531Thank you Anonymous.
Anyone wantin an open
>>585537153Ill play
>>585537272opening sorry for the hold up
>>585537153I'll play too.
>>585537639opening
>>585537843Full?
>>585537924it is now, but i think you just got in
Laggiest jap ever.
That was some Kenyan hotspot type of lag, holy
>>585538002I'm in.
I watched that Splatoon serial killer fanfic vid and everyone just knowing the Squidbeak Splatoon took me out of it completely.>I'm Agent 2 of the New Squidbeak Splatoon, a secret society of heroesNo one should know about them, looking them up redirects you to the Splatoon from the days of the GTW, that's what happened when Pearl tried to research them in Octo Expansion.
>>585538690Please tell me they don't introduce themselves like that
>>585538830That's how Marie introduces herself to Agent 4, after she realizes they have no idea who she is.I understand that Hero Mode isn't the most engaging part of Splatoon, but would it kill you to play the videogames? Watch a playthrough? Even just use Inkipedia?
Annoying ass team
Splatoon 4 Little Judd Final Boss Leak ProsafiaGaming
>>585539692>ass team?
>>585540105Thank you Frye
GGs Open! Thanks for joining
GGs openers
I played bad GGs
I want to gut every subspammer like a fish.
>>585530518Anon get a phone or a job or both
>>585540778Buddy, I already work full time, I'm just lazy to move it and too busy to remember
hello, /ink/ers. double news on the divegrass team front. we've got a friendly idolbowl match tomorrow against /@/ and i'm also using this post as a means to gather proof-of-interest. we're considered a small market team despite all the terrorism we've wrecked upon other teams, so a good handful of replies to this post plus people showing up for tomorrow's game should clear us for participation! expect a roster poll during the splatfest next weekend as well!https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_League_27_Friendlies#October_25th
>>585532560I wish I was her
>>585541016Ok woomy
>>585539605I know that's how it is in game, but don't tell me that how it is in the serial killer fanfic also. That's just plain retarded
>>585541537In the fanfic, everyone just knows about a group of *secret agents*.Like, the killer knows about them, the students at the campus the killer is staying at know about them and one of the students goes directly to them to snitch on the killer after they escape from them and the Splatoon sends the killer to the police at the end.
Alright GGs open, some people play just to suck all the fun out of the game.
>>585541904I decided to take a look. Holy fuck that ending is unfiltered fish water
>>585542252To be fair, most Splatoon fanfiction probably is unfiltered fish water, /ink/ is no less guilty of that.
anyone wanna play some snes?
>>585542934I'm not talking about the fanfic in general. it was interesting enough, but that ending is like drop off the cliff sudden
>>585543067yes
>>585541016Marigold needs to go and stay go.
>>585534091No reason, that other Trislosher webm just reminded me of it
>>585543067I like everything about it except how the Splatoon is handled, the only people who are aware of them would be former Octarians, active Octarians, Pearl, Order and Deep Cut.The Mechanic straight up shouldn't know who they are unless Deep Cut informs them.
>>585543651Oh, and Sheldon, he'd know because of Marie recruiting him, but no one likes him, so who cares.
>>585538690TLDR on the video? "What If" videos are slop to me so I've beeb avoiding that one like the plague
>>585544492They're basically a bootleg Tartar, loves humans, only murders with injections, no sanitization and they just job to Sango.
>>585541016I admire your efforts manager. May we splat others dreams in divegrass
My woomy loves to make "my hooman does X or Y" posts on 4ceph.
Don’t let it die
>>585550247woomy complaining her hooman spent all day programming again...
I for one am excited for Zelda and Nov 7’s PB
Louis my beloved
With a reefslider, you can go anywhere you want.
>>585542934How dare you insult our rapefics.
they should make splatoon but good
>>585557624No splatoon will ever be good unless it has apartments
>>585552652what's there to be excited about with oot remakeit's a mediocre game that was dumbed down even further that looks like they hired that man which really highlights how empty it actually was the entire time now that smoke and mirrors are gonethey should've remade a good game, like waverace 64
>>585563697such a complex weapon with a high skill ceiling
Okay, how about we spice this thread up?I am proposing, the hold forward challengeTake a rubber band, wrap it around your controller in a way that the left stick is held permanently forward, and try to win a match like thatThen post a replayAny mode except turf, any weapon, any gear, do whatever it takesI'd love to post a visual guide on how to wrap it, but I've sold my official procon and the one I'm using has both sticks on the bottom so it won't help much, gotta figure it out yourself, and post pics if you do
>>585564241as you can see, he's completely ineffectiveyou can play any weapon like that and get equally shit results
I woke up yet I'm not wrapped in floppers, what gives?
>>585564659sorry but i'm not giving myself stick drift for your amusement
>>585564659I can do it by keeping my thumbs up
Has anyone started datamining Raiders yet?
>>585521718>was going to make my own take as the guy who started this thing>pretty much spot on to my thoughtsSpooky. One thing I would add is that Quiet brings headphones and listens to music on the ride.
is it painbrush rotation yet?
>>585590303Under two hours now.
>>585590772thanks
ewwwwww rotations will be on odd hours now
>>585583224lol
>>585583224the tool to get the romfs just got out so in a few days we'll probably have it
Anyone wanna fish at the hour?
>>585599564Yeah
>>585599983Room going up soon
2/4, (You) if you want in
Give me a second, I got a phone call during that shift
>>585601268Unrealistic, she'd overpower you.
>>585601268>No way to make a custom woomy>rapeWorthless
>>585603812No one is forcing you to rape.
>>585603812>why cant one person rebuild splatoon
>>585604691Just use claude?
The raider dump is out and gatekept, asasasa tweeted about salmonid codenames
>>585558531Fair about wave race Too bad Mario kart world kind of usurped it I beat ocarina of time as a kid 14 times I think I’m OK with getting it and playing a 15th timeI miss blue storm..
>>585605091too bad no one will be able to play it because they can't make an emulator yet until it's fully hacked.also fuck whoever leaked this exploit, it means we won't get splat 4 datamining.
>>585604862Then make it do it for you?
>>585606201who cares i just want access to the models
>>585606265Well now you wont get access to splat 4 models because an ai slopper revealed the exploit too early and future games will be patched.
>>585606264Nah, It's not me wanting it
>>585606201techbros need their ten seconds of fame please understand
>>585601268i just want this one
>>585606674even worse with ai nowadays taking away all the satisfaction of doing the actual development work, figuring things out etcthe only way for them to get dopamine is tweeting and getting 400 likes
GGs G, that was hellish but thanks for joining
GGs Pirate Hippie
>>585606898>satisfaction of finding a needle in a haystackWhat a retard. The satisfaction has always been the notoriety that came along with it, or a monetary incentive.
>>585608420this is usually the result of getting said notoriety, that people "chase the high" and become focused on that, but generally you need to have some innate desire to create, to puzzle, to develop your skills in order to learn a skill
>>585608420Sorry you can't enjoy anything without compensation, you sound real miserable
>>585608420>he doesn't enjoy problem solving and figuring out thingsI get a high every time I solve tech problems or build computers. It feels good to succeed in your tasks.
>>585609089>>585610565Time is money.
>>585603407she lost to a random splatlands kid
>>585610846You're wasting money on 4chan. Money isnt everything.
>>585610565Retarded conclusion. It's a monsterously monumentous and monotnous task to reverse engineer software. No one is going to want to do it "just because" or "for fun"
>>585610565Oops, sorry.>>585611113was meant for>>585609089
ikagi has not joined our opens in awhile…..did he finally understand hes not welcome here?
>>585611113not everyone has the same interests anoni'm not a huge revengineering person but i do really like seeing how other people have developed things, seeing their debug tools, knowing how systems work internally, etc. it's a reminder that people worked to put something together and all the thought that went into it, it's fun to look through the eyes of the people who made somethingwhich makes ai more depressing also but that's a separate conversation
>>585610868>the plot armor MC that saved the world>randomalso she didn't fight physically, also she was only using her eels and not a weapon.
>>585611438he never did shitposter kun
>>585611438What happened to "ily ikagi".......
>>585611113if youre talking about the ai ""recomps"", theyre not actually recomps, so in this case vibecoding is doing absolutely nothing for the scene except offering a million exe files for games that offer the same results as an emulator (because they are all built using the emulators as a base)
>>585611659he drew k so now he's the schizo's new target
SakelienStandard = ChumSakelienLarge = CohockSakelienSmall = SmallfrySakelienSpear = Tong Chum?SakelienSpearL = Tong Cohock?SakelienSprinkler = Spinook???SakelienBurst = Sparky?SakelienBurstL = UnknownSakelienSpring = Spring Chum?SakelienSpringS = UnknownSakelienShelter = UnknownSakelienGrenadierL = Bomb Cohock?SakeFlySprinkler = Spinook???SakelienBomber = SteelheadSakelienCupTwins = FlyfishSakelienShield = ScrapperSakelienSnake = Steel EelSakelienTower = StingerSakediver = MawsSakerocket = DrizzlerSakePillar = Fish StickSakeDolphin = Flipper-FlopperSakeArtillery = Big Shot (S3)SakeSaucer = Slammin' LidSakelienGeyser = Goldie (Goldie Seeking in s2/s3, yes its separate from fog Goldie)SakelienGolden = Goldie (idk why this is still here?)SakeLeg = Salty Tongue?SakeHopper = Big Shot (Raiders)SakeFrill = UnknownSakeDrill = UnknownSakeWingS = Salivator?SakeSmoker = SmokerSakelienBomberElite = Refill SteelheadSakelienTowerElite = Big-Stack StingerSakelienShieldElite = Minced ScrapperSakelienSnakeElite = Long-Line Steel EelSakelienCupTwinsElite = Extra-Crispy FlyfishSakediverElite = Big-Haul MawsSakeLegElite = Thick-Cut Salty Tongue?SakeHopperElite = Jumbo Big ShotSakeArmsElite = Strong ArmsSakeWing = FlappetizerSakeIce = Desshurt SakeLast1 = The Salmonarch (Phase 1)SakelienSmallSpecial = Smallfry (Pudyin Den)SakeTrain = PaincourseSakeLast2 = The Salmonarch (Phase 2)SakeBossSecret = Lord Saltimatum BattleMachine = Hideout Ship Shot Machine?
>>585611746Why comment if you can't take the time to read what people are talking about?
>>585612103I'm here for squids.
i'm here for kids
im here for ink
>>585588763I'm just glad my interpretation of your og text isn't too OOC lmao, but yeah that makes sense for quiet, I like to hink that she gave up on bringing them because she can't get a moment of peace either way
Raiders flopped. Nogami better have 4 ready by next year.
>>585616076nah mansplatoon 3's got another two years in it
>>585396790
>>585616936this but unironically
>>585616040We need to compare her boobs now.
>>585618287sadly is getting gatekept for now
Anons what is false hopeIt’s over a month and idk what I did wrong
>>585619579>ABSTEMPELNsuch a funny language. (in a cute way)
>>585619652Probably wrong fertilizer?
>>585611113Why do people keep on parroting this sentiment? It is fun, maybe not for you, but it is for me and countless other individuals. My first big reverse engineering project from 7 years ago took me around 3 months to complete. Was it hard? Absolutely, but it was also one of the most rewarding and memorable things I’ve ever done in my life. It’s a real shame that the community aspect of this is basically dead now. No cool projects, no interesting write-ups, just a sea of low-effort sludge from attention seeking skids with Claude subscriptions.
Anyone got the files for raiders? They're out there
>>585620479no one believes you
>>585605091>>585620712i have it. do yall want it?
>>585620712a soundtrack rip is in progress as we speak
>>585620781Yes please I beg I'd like to look trough them if possible
>>585620781id suck your dick for these files.
>>585620863>>585621591sure, give me a bit, it's 25gb
>>585621657Thanks i really appreciate it
I love parukopost paruko
>>585541016Go woomy, kick the ball good and win!
Popular x leader
>>585620781hey dipshit when do you think emulators will be out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxIu6RRtkZ8There are "people" out there trying to convince you that Raiders' has a bad sountrack.
>>585623934You're wrong.No ones talking about raiders anymore.
>>585624064Ew, don't reply to me.
>>585447897Peak
>>585623804not for a while, this exploit only gives very surface level access and barely works half the time. maybe a few months but likely a year or more until a game actually would boot.
>>585624302The truth is that I play roller because the stance the Inkling takes looks like the way sora hold the keyblade
>>585624116Cry bitch
>>585624302Kairi would be an eliter.
>>585624302has the artist heard of the 10-tentacle rule
>>585624340thanks, cumcake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-souBKtK968
>>585624064hit the nail right on the head and reduced him to tears. well done.
>>585625678What fantasy world are you living in?
>>585621801splatoon raiders dumppassword is slomhttps://transfer.it/t/KUw89nhlFZhDif you want to listen to music it's in Sound/Resource/stream, use foobar2000 + vgmstream plugin
>>585625773pb was yesterday.
It happened again. I rose from +35 to +36 Rank and I'm thrust into the losers queue immediately. Lost a 4 series win streak off of two back to back losses (which needed one more win) and lost three games in the next series in a row. All five games had at least one sub .5 KDA player in them.
>>585626357Thank you!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3
>>585626357>This post violated United States law.
>>585626357>if you want to listen to musicshame that raiders music is shit
>>585627981tastelet
>>585627981imagine having ZERO juuj ZERO whimsy ZERO enjoyment
>>585626357rare a drawing a yebby
>>585626357woah, very nice
>>585626357draw my yeb next slom
>>585626357Thanks gang :3
>>585628338it's objectively rubbish compared to 98% of splatoon musicincluding the idolshit
Hoian Viewer will be updated soon to include Raiders' content, provided you have the romfs dump.
>>585631269i was about to post that what's you name i'll add you
And if anyone asks, Ballin gave us the goods.>>585620781as the root directory shows, okay gang? ;)
>>585632718>cool weapons ends up suckingThanks Inoue
https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleagueOur divegrass friendly match against /@/ is a couple minutes away! Come in and show support! And reply to the POI post if you haven't you silly wooms.
>>585629708he didn't draw that
>>585631945Thde faggot bareback loving cum guzzler can be based every now and then
>>585634126
>>585634454
>>585541016We will win, manager san
>>585634126>>585634454>>585634657ugly cowshit worshipper
>>585634335What’s wrong with swallowing exactly
>>585635597@drawfags draw Jenna punching Frye
>>585635953I don’t want to punch herI just don’t care for India becoming a superpower Simple as
>>585634454are those tear stains or cum stains
>>585635597>>585636150Fuck off already.
would anyone like to run some salmon?
>>585637416Yeah I could.
>>585637416Saddlin up for some solm
>>585637556>>585637564Room going up
>>585637661sr 3/4
Charger players are some of the heaviest dead weights out there, it's like they're allergic to going over 2-2-1 several minutes into a match
>>585637975I could slim a slom
>>585638453Starting a shift. Open afterwards
>>585634126>>585634454>>585634657>>585635943this? this is wife.
>>585638673Power to you for having a fictional wife I think I’m gonna date a clanker honestly
It was ugly, but we won after a terrorist penalty shootout. Expect that roster poll around halfway into the splatfest!
>>585638795i'm going to make an utsubot
>>585637416I wish I was salmon running instead I’m fucking bored of real life
>>585638453Opening
>>585631198post taste
>>585638904Honestly, you’re too fucking stupid to even know what you’re doing so good luck to you mate
>>585638795I've pretty much settled on this once all this subscription and token nonsense dies
>>585638904can i be tester
>>585631269>>585631340More barefoot Raiders woomies...
>>585640698i just hope you can mix and match the raiders hairstyles with the s3 hairstyles.i really wanna see what my veemo looks like in twintails.
GGs!
GGs runners, sorry for dying a lot on that last run
GG's Slamir
GGs fislssskssmss
I don’t miss my ex but my aim is getting better
>>585642092You have to post a splatoon image or else it’s off topic.
>>585642092>aim got better>stopped missinglogical progression
>>585642092
>>585643719No u faget
https://strawpoll.com/w4nWW3lqdnAHelp me pick a team /ink/
>>585645521>pie chart colors match the teamsa coincidence but a pretty cute one
Agent 4
>>585611529>the plot armor MC that saved the worldThat would be Little Buddy, not Agent 3.
I have a good friendlist
>>585647303>still playing 3
>>585647565Yes, we do still play the videogame series this general was made for.
I like playing 3 especially with my /ink/ friends
inku-dayo
>>585648650my woomy on the left
once I upload a battle replay, can I download it from somewhere
>>585650031Why do u not have a capture card
>>585652037so that's a no
>>585650031you can throw it on inksight but idk if that lets you download the replay file itself
>>585653034I got a nice 30sec video from the switchit makes for a nice highlight
>>585623934it has a good soundtrack I just can't fucking hear itanyway, I'm glad this finally got ripped so I can appreciate it
Meanwhile in Toyko…
>>585654974Woomyebbs would've loved 67...
>>585654974
where do they find these people
>>585658001Average /ink/ room.
>>585658001GGs I was the one that went 'woomy'
>>585658001you suck shitkagi we do not consider you an inker and we never will now leave
>>585661279ok
>>585662439Ok i like frye now.
fun fact!we have an /ink/er for every letter of the alphabet except 'x'
>>585662539Can any s1 or s2 oldheads confirm
>>585662439Sexsuho.
>>585662734now hold on a second,/ink/ers are those who are playing S3.You need to renew your /ink/ subscription with each new game. Show your eyebrows, touch ink sacs and all that. We've all done it.
>>585662539Yeah sure theres definitely /ink/ers for obscure letters like z, o, v, b, and r, totally anon
>>585663508>bAnon?
>>585663508If there was a mount inkmore of cephs, r would be on it.
>>585663508I CAN name at least one for every letter but xwill the inker with an x name step forward now or forever hold their peace?Then I can illustrate the /ink/er alphabet book.
>>585662539Excel is the best I can think of.
Sometimes I stare at my woomy intently for a good minute or two, then go "damn, that's a good woomy."
crazy how the long namedrops stopped once n*n* finally left
>>585662439frye facesitting... i see...
best girl
I’m holding out for a woomy till the morning light
>>585662439how does nogami get away with character designs like these in an e10+ rated ip?
>>585667959inoue
how do I get my woomy to like me
>>585670697Just treat her to yummy things and fresh clothing. Also press the woomy button every now and then.
>>585663836Mt rainier haha
>>585626357Awesome, thank you. Honestly the soundtrack rip is all I was after, I have the game cartridge.
Is it bad that I mentally associate Splatoon with Inoue more than I do it with Nogami?Am I the asshole?
TOCIY
>>585674269>the only constant is me>steamroll one match>get steamrolled the other match>i am the constant so it's the rest that's changedergo, tociy directly implies that the matchmaking is rigged
I found the /ink/erThe One Just for Me
team past this is you
I don't care who FLAR sends, I am not using .52 gal.
i wish i could play splatoon
>>585678116Ignore that they threw backline bombs all game. This person finds this fun otherwise they would not have done it.
>>585678486What if they don't? What if they think this is a tactical necessity that they do out of a sense of spiteful diligence, confused as to why the team is so slipshod in their tactics despite hating the process themselves?
I know the game's dead but is there a guide for raiders that explains what's actually viable at 60+ and how to farm currency efficiently? It feels like the game puts a brick wall after the credits and I'm not sure if the solution is just to do multiplayer with randos.
Confessing to Loud
Woomy
Spla4 shouldn't give us new protags.
>>585680602awlmun den is the fastest dungeon to complete but the big crystal levels are built for grinding
>tcrf won't cover any unused switch 2 game content just because the method used to access the files was done with aiThat's unbelievably retarded.
>>585684558I don't like AI but the psychosis around it is annoying, pretty sure that hack wouldn't have been found that easily with AI, and people are now making human made programs to dump stuff and mod
>>585662439
>use ai for art reference >pay artists anyway I can’t win lol
/ink/ schoolcephs reacting to love confessions
>>585673043Inoue is the main man behind the visual identity of the series so no.
>>585673043Nogami is just the marketing guy. Inoue is the actual artist behind woomies.
>>585684558The owner is way too identity politics brained for his own good, what with the downtime page having "I'm trans btw and also fuck ai" on it, which in turn invites more ddos attacks from kf idiotsIdk why people think them being a trans plural therian with a size fetish is somehow anyone's business when they're just trying to use a website
Nintendo has an agenda to hide Frye's boobs and butt.
>>585694757for veemlet eyes only
>>585691597This
>>585694346>which in turn invites more ddos attacks from kf idiotsi also believe tranny lies
Nine days remain Maybe less if I cope with scalper prices
>>585662439>>585694757quality posts
>Four games in a row with 2 sub .5 kda teammatesI'm always impressed the matchmaking can find you eight completely different players like this.
>>585700547Alexa play spectrum obligado
always remember that you PAY for the luxury of using Nintendo's Online services>Match Start!......>An Error Has Occurred
>>585703774It costs less than most delivery pizza get a fucking job
>>585704029did you say something?could you pull Furukawa's cock out of your mouth before speaking?no? I'll leave (you) to it then faggot
>>585704029Nobody mentioned it being expensiveSounds like you're projecting
>>585703774I've noticed that comm errors have gotten worse and more frequent recentlyLast week I was trying to lobby with some friends and we had to remake the room at least five times in the span of an hour, not to mention the minutes-long queue times before said errors
it's more about the lag, really. I won't pretend to know how it works, but if battle royale shooters with 100 people can work like pubg/fortnite, I feel like 8 people matched up should also work, or rather I don't understand why it doesn't.