glow up editionPC Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/no_fun_aliowed_vg/PS4 Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4/To join, you have to:>Set profile to public>Open friends list>Go to the crew page and request to join>Drop your name here>New Players Guide:https://leo3418.github.io/collections/gta-online-guides>Vehicle Testing Videos:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLx_tHjuVuRODxrNcTCbJ4VOB5FHxBzGgx>Vehicle informationhttps://gtacars.net/>Custom crew colors hex codeshttps://gtacolors.com/>Interactive maphttps://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map>Map with aircraft spawns and street dealershttps://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map/ls/dusojwwckst98g>Fix car plate bughttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/507351780/#507956729Previous thread: >>584622312
So is anyone here getting the ultimate edition? Why or why not? I’m kind of on the fence.
>>585398498is it true the average american woman will look like this in 2050
>>585399001Not entirely true because the average woman will have bigger tits and asses by then.
>>585398498>removes cover site from opGeez what's the rush? I'm certain the entire OP will get deleted as even less people play GTAO, if ya trying to make me upset ya gotta work harder.>Cover archivehttps://gtag-covers.neocities.org/Anyway I still gotta do the final update and the goodbye message, it's a shame neocities doesn't allow video so I can't add the animated cover and the little intro videos.
>>585400306>the final update and the goodbye messageGTA Online is shutting down?
>>585400306oops sorryi went to get the youtube link so it didn't just appear as text when i copy pasted it but i forgot to include both of them lol
>>585400380No, goodbye for the general. At least I'm under the impression that when GTA6 releases that this will turn into the GTA6 general and the like 4 people that still play online won't be posting anymore, because the entire site is centered on GTAO there would be no reason to keep it on the OP.I more than welcome to someone to keep the tradition going, no reason you can't make cover arts with GTA6 screenshots, there's even a tutorial on the site on how to make your own.
>>585401530I mean this is "GTA General" so any and all GTAs (and RDR) is welcome. So it will still be GTA General just more focused on 6 and Online 2.
>>585401530you should keep it in the op anyway
>>585401512All good, if anything it gives me reason to post old stuff.>>585401691I mean sure, but how often people post about GTA3? That's what GTAO will become.>>585402065Well *I* didn't remove and probably won't be here to add it back. The future is in your hands now. how dramatic, lol
>>585401530Oh I just realized, I can't add videos but I can add those stills in higher quality, I guess I'll make a new section then.
>>585398860already pre-orderd itreason: I cba with the nickel and diming in games so if I buy it I buy the full fat version
>>585398860I am because I want all the extra stuff. Told myself a long time ago that I was gonna pre order it and get whatever extra digital download stuff they have (got the special editions of both V and rdr2), so it just lined up that the extra stuff was in the ultimate. Also idk if they’re gonna have some special something added with online when it comes out available only to gta+ so the free month might be good. Also only $20 more and I have a job
>>585398860i ami've waited 13 years for this game so i want everything it's got
>get stuck in loading limbo>use crew trick to unstuck myself>returning to character select screenuhhh, what the fuck? I thought they removed this screen? Whenever I switch characters I get that ugly ass text version instead, this one is miles better.Am stuck with the text character select screen because I never got that 4 million bonus for starting a character in Enhanced?Also>remove text to make a joke>can't think of a jokeClassic.
>>585398860Kind of seems like a waste honestly. >>585400306>>585401530You do that. I haven’t been here long but I do get the feeling it’s going to be left behind too. End of an era so to speak.
>>585407354moar of left
I’ve been here so long And I’m gonna spend just as much time in Vice City
>>585408663Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.>>585408742I mean they're the same character (I cloned my main to record cutscenes I missed) but here ya go.
There is a boat you can only access during water races and I’m annoyed because I would have bought it even though boats are largely useless
So we're in the final stretch and I still have a mansion with an empty garage... Here's the deal, you post a picture of your character with a car you like and I'll make a copy of it.Y'all can be asshats and make me buy 20 vigilantes or 20 faggios, I don't care as long as its not a removed car, I'll buy it and I'll try my best to copy how yours look, I do have car blindness tho so I might miss a few details.
This game makes me damn depressed but I think I'm going to spend a little more time with it before it's truly, unironically over, even if I feel betrayed by it. I'm gonna miss /gtag/.
Bump.
>>585424578I deleted this slop game for space so don't have pics but it was a pink nightshark with a white camo livery or vice versa, I think it's the best all rounder vehicle>>585430214all you retards will be here when gtao2 drops
>>585424578Get a canis cringetigator.
>>585415889From hot to pig.Holy WALL'D
>>585447040Yes people who who don't glaze every decision rockstar makes will be here. Many in fact, and plenty more will come, because newslash, rockstars decisions are purely profit incentive and when a company with that as the modus operandi exists their products will reflect that and not necessarily for the better. You'd be making a mistake to compartmentalize me based on a single post implying dissatisfaction with the state of the game though. It's a habit I've noticed people have to place everything there's a conceivable pattern to as a monolith of people who all share the same character, as if they know anything about the people behind it. It's faggy behavior and I've been in this general long enough to see what THAT shit does. No I'm not part of whatever faggy mental category your narcissistic avatarfagging mind created, and no I have no desire to complain in this general further (I usually never do) but thanks for asking.
I regret playing as female character so much the customization is boring,feel like starting over again so I can can switch back to male but the grind to lvl 100 took awhile, not to mention the thousands in ability cards I'd have to grind out. I miss hair pomade
>>585457350>>585415889Nothing about GTA6 so far interests me, Rockstar themselves are as you've said are just a bunch of hollow suits now, even going back and sanitising elements of GTA5 (and 4? didn't one of the stand up routines get removed?)I'm more excited for gatcha Saints Row with vtubers than I am for fat assed brown woman and her numale pet, at least ANANTA looks like it aims to be fun
I won't be playing GTA VI. Not because I don't want to, but because I don't own a PS5 or Xbox SeX, Too broke to get one.
>>585461919Yeah. You can make it work if you get a bit creative but if you look up outfits people make in the game, most of the cool outfits you see are going to be males. I don't know if there's really a lot of variety for females.
I'm waying my odds, maybe begging r* support might do something
Weighing*
>>585464360kek, I keep forgetting a current gen xbox exists.
Hunting turtles.
https://youtu.be/6PrmoSlA0cYI really hope VI Online releases some time in December, there's no good reason for it not to happen.
My itali classic is STILL in perpetual shock at the kortz update.
>>585492282don't break the game
Got a guy who came after me on a mk2 with my buzzard. Absolutely pathetic. Underrated helicopter though, if you know how to use it.>>585492507Does the game break when you drive it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At3_vVEo-Qo
Nothing particularly good, but I thought I'd get some screenshots since I hopped on.
>>585495894Whoops meant to post this one lol. Doesn't matter that much but I got a little autistic about the way the images were collaged.
>>585452724kek>>585457350couldn’t have said it better myself…>>585474993you and everyone else
Since I'm moving from pc to console I'm thinking about getting a new TV. Maybe new audio. Are soundbars worth it?
>>585497245Not really.
>>585497245They'll be better than your tv's shitty satellite speakers, but nothing like a proper sound system
>>585497245>Are soundbars worth it?No lol.
>>585497245A soundbar will make it louder. If you want it to be "better", use a dedicated amp with full speakers.
>>585501986>>585503436>>585505334>>585514063Whelp. I'll just hook my computer speakers up to the tv. They're good.
how many of you will stick to 5 gtao after 6 launches?
>>585530464I'm NEVER going back to 5. Online OR Story, doesn't matter. I'm sick of Los Santos.
>>585530948After spending so much time in 5, I'm not sure I want to get wrapped up in 6 either. This is a chance to just walk away.
I’m kind of curious, does anyone here care enough about the game/story to avoid this place and other outlets when it releases?
>>585503436What’s a proper sound system look like?
>>585533653Certain images are not appropriate for a blue board.
>>585533507me
>>585533507I'm not going online at all from like the 17th until I beat the game. I want to get as fully invested and immersed in the story and characters as I possibly can without faggots spoiling everything.
>>585533507Considering all anyone on this site does, especially when it comes to GTA VI, is lie and make up bullshit it doesn't really matter. Everything can be easily ignored and by the time is comes out on PC most will have moved on from bitching about the story.
How are the RP servers for normal people with no streamer benefits etc.?
>>585533507Took the rest of the pto I had for the year to have a few days off so I can get through the story before spoilers start circulating
>>585545063An opportunity for streamer fans to play out their parasocial fandom by acting as NPCs for the streamers?
>>585545571>projectingNice reading comprehension, retard. Or maybe you're mentally handicapped?
>30fps
>>585533507To a degree, I know /v/ will be spamming retarded shit like Lucia yelling at Jason or if Jason has a rumored gay scene but with OP comment off I usually don't have context and that's enough. Gtag is very dead and I don't think that's changing so I'll be here occasionally
I’m pretty sure love isn’t the ONLY thing that never hesitates… and trust isn’t the ONLY thing with a price… like, get a job buddy boy…
>>585549287niggas will look you dead in the eye and say she's not attractive
>Union Depository in SP>Biggest bank on the west coast, need a crew of a dozen or so people to pull it, tons of equipment, perfect timing, everything has to be perfect>Union Depository in Online>need 1 guy and 2 annoying yappers to break in, no issue
>>585533507no, i probably wont even get the game till next year, and i'll have already forgotten the spoilers
>2027 is two months awayhow
>almost winterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBj0r7VaIZQ
gta6 will be amazing i'm sure but it'll be hard to top rdr2 in terms of sovlfactor for me. i'm from florida and i'm not sure if that'll add or take away from the sovl for me. vice city is so old and is a snapshot of a time i never lived, 6 on the other hand will be uncanny
>>585533507I'm not getting 6
No Halloween weather because you cucks complained
>>585576682arthur got that shit ON
>>585579170
so how many days yet?
>>585587712my esl brain cannot decipher what you're asking
ONLY LOVE NEVER HESITATES
>>585599553
>>585598485>>585555113
>>585533507Probably the week leading up I'll stop paying attention to anything. Except maybe Twitter since it has a pretty good keyword mute function. Not a big "story" guy, but the whole experience I'd like to keep fresh.
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>>585613103it's over
we got mrs dark viper au before gta6
>>585617228Good for him i guess. I'm keeping my celibacy.t. 33 yo khhv
>>585492484not going to get VI any soon but hope the Turismo Classic get some more love and fucking liveries
>>585415889Is pic on the right edited or am I just getting old? Looks photorealistic to me.
>>585620939YEP, me too lol. It's one of my complaints about that car, and also that you can't change the mirrors from secondary colors. My pink and blue build I wasn't sure of at first but I kind of like how it fit the outfit I was wearing. It looks good in red but if I wanted just a white stripe down the middle it'd have to have white mirrors which just looks odd to me.>>585424578Sorry I haven't suggested a car. I'll try to think of something, I just don't want to be generic if I'm going to lol.
>>585617228Brown sugar
>>585621362might be "enhanced" (processed by an ai filter)
>>585622943in my gas tank
>>585617228Eh, good for him. That whole pug situation kind of soured me on him a little, but I don't think he's that bad of a guy.
>>585617228>DarkViper got married>TGG visited Rockstar HQ>Joshimuz is getting a new house>English Ben probably did something great this year>everyone ITT is probably happier or did something great this yearWe're all winning today.
>>585628326>That whole pug situation kind of soured me on him a littleyoure mad at him his dog died??
>>585628385No, I was upset he got a pug in the first place. Those dogs live horrible lives since they literally can't breathe and buying one just gives those breeders more reason to poorly breed more pugs. Sure, whatever surgery he had planned helps, but it still won't be able to live a normal life like other dogs.
>>585630995i get it but it exists regardless
>>585631180They exist because people keep buying them, that's the issue. If people just stopped buying them, those idiot breeders would stop breeding them. He also didn't HAVE to get it just because it existed.
>>585631565they cute tho
>>585631565>>585630995>>585628326I mean you’re not wrong, but just wait until you find out about slamming…
>>585631640No, yeah I agree. I think they're really cute. I'm just not willing to contribute to the continued suffering of those dogs just because I think they're cute. When a dog's eyeballs can come out of their heads just by sneezing, you know there's an issue.
>>585631892T O A D L I N E
Sorry, I didn't mean to get on a soapbox or anything. I just really like dogs and seeing them suffer makes me feel bad. Didn't mean to derail the thread or anything.
>doomsday heist>guy keeps killing people in front of him with explosive>fail screen>mfwkek
>>585632539unless you own a rescue shelter you get no soap box
>>585636726This is such a stupid line of thinking, dude. I can have beliefs and have certain morals without trying to fix the issue single-handedly.
>>585424578Ok. Proposing pimped out Lincolns. Whichever you like.
>>585632539not much going on its fine
>>585621810yeah, one of the reasons i kept mine monochrome too.Meanwhile the one car which would have benefitted from a secondary stripe -banshee gts-, has none. Such is life>>585632925KeK. I can't forget my character expression after yet another failure during the deliver emp setup. That one kind of resigned eyeroll captured the mood of the moment PERFECTLY
I made a free crime sandbox game with online multiplayer and an online turf war system and tons of shit you can dohttps://progchad.itch.io/pixurbiahttps://gx.games/games/r5r8eb/pixurbia-2d-crime-sandbox/2D top down open world, pretty much every building is enterable, there's easter eggs and rare stuff and multiple major cities. I'm adding a Las Vegas gambling-focused city in the next update soon, city is like 40% done.
I really hope we get regular poker in VI. At the very least Texas hold em like in red dead or video poker like in San Andreas. I hate the 3 card poker
>prison break-plane>get pilot>cruise to airport>line up fot the straght in>get sink rated and take of a wing>qtd out of shame
>random join heist>black and red insurgent againdead game
>>585415889IRELANDRELAND
>>585669952the land of ire
We're so cooked.
>>585679994If you care about this TMZ level gossip, yeah you are
>>585680275It's more trannies ate starting to enjoy GTA. It's never been more over.
let’s see who gobbles up this bait this time
just picked up the game on steam sale. GTA online seems fun from what I've seen on YT. Should I invest some time into Online or is it a sinking ship that's gonna get the axe the moment GTA 6 releases? I've heard GTA 4 Online (?) got a similar treatment. And no, I won't buy GTA 6. My thinkpad can only handle 5.
>>585680945Best advice I can give about online is:Grinding is not what the game is aboutDon't be a paypig, but you need to find that thing that is fun to you and work your grinding towards it
sisters should I bought gta 6 if I only have seriesS?
>>585498541I tried recording a few clips of me flying the Titan 250D but the plane is so damn huge that you can't take good photos of it because you can't get far enough away without hitting the camera limit. Fun fact, you can see the Titan in the very last picture of the last thread, glad no one posted anything weird after.>>585533507It's not really about the story but about the moments that are only cool when you see it for the first time, like the UFO easter egg from RDR2, that was cool to find by myself, would be way lamer to just watch a low quality webm of it, same with the ghost train.>Arthur diesYeah and it's telegraphed by like 12 hours of gameplay before it happens, this kind of spoiler doesn't bother me.I played GTA 5 on PC and the only thing I got spoiled was the torture missions which was talked non stop for a long time, it build up in my mind this pivotal moment in the story and how gritty and violent it was... then when I actually played it was a silly ass comedy mission, literally the funniest moment in the game and people completely misinterpreted it and misled me. It goes to show that even spoilers can be factually correct and completely fucking wrong at the same time, turns out facts very much care about your feelings.>>585557908>rockstar is a jaw enjoyer>everyone will be forced to play a latina version of my characterI am inevitable.>>585600475>great mauling animation ends>immediately does derpy movementI love this about RDR2.>>585617228>white boy married a latinaDude is already speedrunning gta 6.>>585680945GTA5 Online is going nowhere, they recently released a mission creator, its there so Rockstar can stop doing DLCs and just let the people do their own missions.
Last thread(Maybe 2 threads back?) someone said I needed tattoos for my tryhard outfit and you're right but I guess I'm just not a fan of the whole thing, doesn't fit my character, doesn't fit my playstyle, I tried joining deathmatches no one joins, I went on public lobbies and no one tried to fight me... The idea was to post my Tryhard character getting her ass handed to her, the only match I found I won while only dying once and on public lobbies people instead of fighting me would send me friend invites and just emote next to me... Disappointed all around this Halloween.I did record a few clips and I'll try to get some cool shots but I had more fun when I made my character a Vagos Catrina girl.Thanks for the car suggestions btw, you'll get your (you)s when I buy them later today. (This pic is from friday I just didn't wanna spam the thread)
>>585398498why does she look like the veilguard trans dragon?
>>585617228Is that the Southern Cross? if so he better have killed the photographer for not framing the whole thing in the picture.
>>585680326they're less than 1% of the population. i don't care what trannies do. i've never even seen one in real life where i'm from
We need less trannies, more tomboys and femboys
>>585696138fewer
>>585696138>femboys
>>585696138>>585696270yeah yeah yeah that's interesting and all but so far the chosen ones are missing and no one is talking about it. Sure, to put down their drones is a nice activity when you're bored but cutting off the beast’s head is more satisfying
>be me, lvl 40, 2 weeks of experience >some dude invites lobby for clukin bell>Join because I've done it twice>immediately botch it because he went in stealth instead of guns blazing like me>die once>mini SMG and micro SMG run out of ammo so I have to pistol the choppers in the final chase>somehow drop loot and not notice>dude has to drive us both again to the clukin bell factory to fetch my loot>"Dw man, it was fun :)"Mayerk if you're reading this, I'm terribly sorry. Did I just turn the one kind GTAO player into another salty vet who hates on newbies? How tf do you drop clukin bell loot anyway?
>>585699329what are you on about schizoit's "fewer" not less
>>585699329retard
>>585699383daym that's embarrassingjust delete your account and never touch any online games, you are such a failure
>>585680326source?
>>585699383>salty vet who hates on newbies?I like new players when they make effort. its the ones who expect you to do everything that are annoying
>>585701473My fat fucking ass
GTA 6 at 30 fpsin the year of our lord 2026this is all console tards could muster
>Review embargo is November 18thDamn
>>585712474That's a little sus
>>585713049not at all, same as red dead
Need some advice from the GTAO vets.Which vehicle should I aim for? I've seen a lot of mk2 hating, deluxo glazing and whatever happens with the toredor. I mostly want to do some fun stuff (griefing the griefers + some missions to blow up some npcs with missiles)I don't have an agency. Only got the kosatka + sparrow and the acid lab. what do?
>>585690386>I tried recording a few clips of me flying the Titan 250D but the plane is so damn huge that you can't take good photos of it because you can't get far enough away without hitting the camera limit. Fun fact, you can see the Titan in the very last picture of the last thread, glad no one posted anything weird after.Yep. It's a similar problem with the alkonost because it's even larger lol. I remember modanon mentioning the "No Rockstar Editor Restrictions" mod that increases camera distance. I haven't gotten to the mod stuff myself just because I've been pre-occupied by other things but I still want to try all of that (and then be able to take more banger screenshots, my favorite thing to do in gtao).
>>585715280toreador is what fits your needs
>>585692112Coincidence? Idk>>585696138Tomboys yes the rest no>>585699329Good point
>>585699623>pic rel>>585700190this is very antisemitic of you
I don't like ANY color in my weapon wheel
Reviewers have GTA 6 the game is officially complete
>>585715280The toreador is the way to go. A great counter to mk2s and generally quite fun. You won't be able to use the toreador, mk2, or deluxo as a personal vehicle though, in anything but freemode missions. The vigilante is the only one that shoots missiles that can be used for that. Wasn't always the case, the toreador used to be allowed but that changed that pretty quickly (no fun allowed). It's also armored so you can take a few homing missiles before it croaks, unlike the other cars with those types of missiles which all have no armor against explosives. It's fun to traverse the map with as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxWi1vyzDiYI like the scramjet a lot. Same (or at least similar) hyper accurate lock on missiles, plus a jump and a boost, so you can do some pretty cool tricks with it. It's kind of a memehicle though and takes practice to get the most out of it and like I said, doesn't have armor, so one missile is death, but you have a lot of mobility, and you can do boost drifts really well with it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99DUyOYPR70The MK2 is useful but you can get similar utility out of the sparrow, so I personally wouldn't worry about it, it's just more nimble, as you'd expect. Sometimes the speed you can get things done with one or the other balances out because the sparrow is faster but you also have to slow down to land and get out, which is practically an immediate process with the MK2. At this point I think the MK2 is just a dead meme and something to throw stones at.The buzzard is still really good and one of my favorite helis. Not very armored but you can get a lot out of it if you know what you are doing because the miniguns are really good and it handles nicely (would use a controller if you want kills with the miniguns, gives you more authority over it's movement) and you can spawn it as a personal, pagasus, and CEO vehicle, giving it a similar utility to the sparrow.
>>585721885-Anyways, is the game falling apart? I don't remember graphical errors like that last time I played. The last time I saw stuff like that often was on xbox one late game.
>>585715452Since I mentioned it.
Only trust has a price to pay
>>585735864>>585555113
>>585736264I think about it now and thenIt's not matter of if but when
>>585715452I never touched modding cause I'm sure I'd do some cringe shit, you can make the argument that I already do but hey, I have my line and I ain't crossing it.>>585721808pic related>>585715280Toreador is the best counter for the mk2.>no unique icon>boost>can tank 3 rockets>own rockets have better tracking than mk2You could also get an MOC, that thing can tank SEVENTY rockets, just don't try to throw stickies because if the sticky in your hand explodes so does the MOC.>>585722036Kinda, the last few updates all added some map weirdness, parts of the city unload and reload. Very obvious GTA Online is on like team C at this point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7sKZtXnrsgI'm glad the 3D era games are getting so many new dlc-sized mods and decently made content & machinimas.
23 days bros
Alright need more cars, preferably from different people.>>585715452I guess that pink is a crew color? This is the closest I could get, the purple roof doesn't work so I just went full pink.I also wasted 400k on a custom primo because I thought that was the name of the car>>585495894I also took the liberty to copy the Tropos, looks ways too good to pass up.>>585450370Got from the career track, it was sitting there not claimed anyway.>>585447040Love the Nightshark.
>oh hey Tropos got a nice plate, let me drive it around for a second>turn on the headlightsROCKSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!
>>585753167>I guess that pink is a crew color?Yep. Can't remember what the hex code was. I wasn't quite sure of it at first but I kinda like how it came out. The warmer pink on yours looks more befitting of a pimpmobile I must say, I kind of barbiemaxxed and pimpmaxxed at the same time.>I also wasted 400k on a custom primo because I thought that was the name of the carR.I.P.I personally had to recheck the names of the cars online because I got virgo and chino mixxed up. Virgo chino primo... potato potato if you know what I mean.>I also took the liberty to copy the Tropos, looks ways too good to pass up.Based tropos enjoyer, my favorite non-Sultan rally car in the game.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZDW2reFsOI
>>585753167we prb jeep nao
>>585753683lol, has it always been that way or is it some fuck up that happened when they made the enhanced version of gtav? They fucked up all kinds of little shit. Some other fuck up I can recall was with benny's vehicles that had shifter options. You can't change them anymore.
we got>god of war 3 on pc>bloodborne on pc>forza horizon 1 and 2 on pc>driveclub on pc>the nathan drake collection on pc>condemned 2: Bloodshot on pc>blue dragon on pc>lost odyssey on pc>saints row 1 and 2 on pc (but it works)and many, many more before gta 6
>>585398498>went from ugly to slightly less uglywow
When do we think Online 2 is coming out?
>>585774220that article is from 2008
>>585774723good times
>>585762979It probably broke with the new customizations, last time I messed around with my Tropos there was only 2 liveries or none, now there's a bunch.
Been out for a while, it's nice to return to another W
>>585774220How far we’ve fallen… take me back…
>>585774220I'm not sure what this is meant to prove
>>585782831it proves that love never hesitates
>>585782831it proves they've gone woke
like 10
>>585783440Just say you hate women and go back to Asmongolds stream
>>585782831It means that gaming has been and always will be a predominantly male hobby.
>>585753683>like the Tropos but don't remember that livery>do some researches>it received additional livery options with the Agent of Sabotage updateoh, nic... hyperbeast cybrepugs trash, at least the tricolon livery looks good enough ¯\_(´ー｀)_/¯>installying Rally Fogs option, the fog lights will be located behind the vehicle, this issue was introduced with Agent of Sabotage updategud jaab RockSaaaar
>>585782831that if your Marketing dpt. is excellent, you could literally sell excrement for its weight in gold.>Ferrari will never build SUVs>you can buy Tesla's one trick pony stunt cart>Palantir cares about people's safey>I'll cut taxes for everyone if i'm elected>>585783440*it proves that they chase moneyftfy :)
>>585557908i knew a girl from whatever country she's from that looks similar to her, they all look and talk like men>t. fellow jaw enjoyer
>>585807308>jaw enjoyeri don't get what the weebs mean when they say females must not have jaws, otherwise it's a male. Have they ever seen real human females? They're quite different from the gook cartoons characters they idolize so much
>>585808295>Have they ever seen real human females?No, they are scared of women
>>585808295>>585808547pronounced jaws which means a jaw that stands out as the defining feature
Since VI's set in florida, will the radio feature Splack Pack? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyQ9SErLi1M
You think we'll be able to make Lucia wear a one-piece under her clothes?>>585805193>this issue was introduced with Agent of Sabotage updateStill not fixed, meanwhile don't you dare wear 2 masks to make that outfit you like!
What will Flo-Rida be called?
>>585809749you’re talking to a closeted homosexual he knows this
>>585809749Such as?
>>585813501Be careful please you’re going to give the queer an aneurysm with that pic
>>585816963tranime is as queer as it gets
>>585808295>little hook holding it shutDamn girl, open your mind a bit.
Perfect for you in other words
The game is 210gb, half of that is for online btw
Leaked screenshot thumbnails
>>585824506No online will add another 100gb minimum
>>585814548Leon Ida
>>585827309No VI online this gen
>>585825797enhance
>>585557908>>585807308I love BITCHES with STRONG JAWS
She's right you know.
>>585836662Forgot pic
>>585835905Same.
>>585836869bing bing wahoo
>>585837148She strikes me as a wine aunt who only does anal.
>>585837419disgusting
>>585837419>cool aunt who flirts with you then sneaks into your room to teach you how to kissI might or might not be saying this from personal experience
>they all look and talk like menExplains why you’re fond of them
>Lucia will hop onto a electric scooter if you pick one upI hope she can ride on the back of motorcycles
i keep getting harassed by script kiddies every time i play this game
>>585845046do people really use electric scooters in Miami?
>>585850819Yeah, they go pretty fast and are fun. They can be expensive though (20/hour)
>>585850819theyre everywhere in florida
how cum i never hear anyone use the voice chat in gta v online? the people in the tiktoks my coworker would always watch always used voice chat to pretend to be a cop or something
>>585690386>record clip in front of a job corona for the light>light doesn't appear on the editorIt makes sense and I probably fell for this before already...I'm terrible at being a tryhard, I can't make my character look threatening at all, only reason I got this tryhard cosplay in my head is cause I saw a lady on twitter dressed like one IRL, maybe I should have tried copying her outfit instead of doing this GTA version of it.>>585760605Ah yes, GasMaskAnon, a pillar of the genral... definitely not blondie trying to make me buy a third car... I keed, I keed.I guess that's gonna be my first Anime car, huh? Not gonna play the game today so ya gonna have to wait a bit more.>>585857542Isn't voice chat disabled by default?
I'm too used to make my character smile, I have no idea how to make them look evil or whatever.
I like lining up the fingers with the eye but there's an ugly yellow sign behind her so I had to make this one monochromatic.
This game really needed a "hold this L" emote... also an ahegao emote, but that's unrelated.
dark viper stayed in the hotel that f1 always shows
Who else enjoying their review copy?
>>585715632>>585721885>>585743684I did it anons. Messed around for couple hours in an invite only session and man is this thing fun. I really need to learn how to control the thing mid air though. What do PC players use to tilt the car forward and back? reaching all the way to shift or control whist spamming A and D seems a little hard. Any suggestions?
>>585857542A few reasons. They disabled it by default after an update (I think with enhanced). They introduced AI voice moderation to in game voice chat (flagged me multiple times for unclear reasons when I used it and is faulty).TOS scares people off because people don't want to get banned for banter so modern gaming is much more dead in that respect as a whole, so people just go to things like discord.The videos you saw probably were also RP servers though. The clips that go around online usually are FiveM, which isn't gtao but modded gta5.>>585863398>definitely not blondie trying to make me buy a third car...lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-BaLW2lTfYFunny enough the rockstar website had the little picture of my character stuck with that gas mask outfit for a while, it was like that after kortz and appears to have only been fixed in the last 2 days. >>585863691To truly embody Bury Ebil you need to play like a ruder. >>585871076I think most use shift and ctrl. It took me getting used to when I first used it. I also didn't know how to rotate as opposed to roll but iirc it's just pressing a and d while also pressing space. But if you want the real answer.... I just use a controller for air vehicles and racing
>>585871076whaddya mean "reaching all the way" ? You press ctrl with the palm of your hand and shift with your pinky, you don't need to move your hand at all.>>585871542>I just use a controller for air vehicles and racingyeah, not a fan of gamepads but if you wanna do silly stunts you need one, in GTA if you hold a direction at full force you move slower than holding it at half force, keyboard has no analog so you kinda have no other option.>lmaoYou little rascal, you thought you were so clever huh?>To truly embody Bury Ebil you need to play like a ruder. I tried, no one wanted to fight me, ended up making new friends and dancing at the nightclub and stripclub.
>>585398498>>585398498>>585398498Why is nobody on twitter praising this game for being the straightest game in history I thought twitter was full of chuds now
>>585874130>You press ctrl with the palm of your hand and shift with your pinkyI play on a thinkpad anon. the keys are thin and so close together
>>585874130I've tried to use mouse to see if I could get a similar analog precision with helicopters but it's quite bouncy. >You little rascal, you thought you were so clever huh?Maybe......>I tried, no one wanted to fight me, ended up making new friends and dancing at the nightclub and stripclub.Many such cases.
>>585874264You can play as a woman without being forced to be a housewife so it's too progressive.
I should try to retake this without the particle affects. I thought the shot reminded me of Undead Nightmares promotional screenshots.
>>585875580Oh, I guess you could move to easier to reach keys then.I changed the previous and next weapons to 2 and 3 so its easier to find a weapon while driving.
>>585877004I really don't get why they bothered to map A and D to both Steer and Roll but didn't give W and S the same treatment. A and D to steer and rollW and S to accel, decel and Pitch forward/back Alas, we can't have good things can we now?
>>585405045>only to gta+ so the free month might be goodYou can only use it until march 2027 anon. You should have just used it in GTAO, grabbed 2 months worth of cars then can play other R* games.I did. Was playing LA noire but run out of time on it.
god damn pinkertons
I went screenshot crazy again.
i love outlaw drip
>>585885807these games are great for screenshots. last time i played gtao that's all i did and now im replaying rdr2 for the first time since it came out and i can't stop doing it in this game. i played on >xbox the first time so it's even harder to actually play the game this time around on pc. gta6 is gonna need its own drive just for screenies kek
>>585888083Yep! RDR2 is what introduced me to screenshautism. It naturally lent itself to me spending hours in camera mode because of how beautiful that game looks.
gtao characters are so fucking ugly im glad we won't have to see them anymore once the sequel is out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQJ3DjQVrdg
>>585895548
did we ever figure out if this was lucia or not?
I'm genuinely worried about gtao2, what if it comes out as a seperate that is free/cheaper and I waste money on story mode
>>585899134
>>585900182Is $80 an actual life-or-death amount for some people? The story’s like 80 hours long it’s not a waste
>>585900778
>>585901880Not life or death just the difference between money saved or money wasted, I haven't spent more than 20 bucks on a single game in years. 80hrs is terrible value compared to the hours I'll get from gtao2
