>Latest patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightreign Boss Arena Modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch bloodstain: >>585302270
woohoo!
>>585418250is janny really this sensitive
>>585418389No I misclicked. Forgive me zanzibart
Hello ergs
>>585418381based twinbird lore enjoyer.
>>585418381um... wheres the lard'
>>585418585so this was like a gay femboy right?
>Anti-threadshitter filter listhttps://clipb.in/hga6AdY
>>585418585she's cute
>>585418780not gay but yeah
1/3...
>>585418780Yeah, edited the image to make his chin smaller and everything. Other picks make him look like a jewish farquaad.
>>585418895they all feel so reddit euphoric with some basic ass winged eyeliner, without it that fetal alcohol syndrome would be too obvious though so you'd think the efforts should go towards fixing that upper lip but repressed gays aren't observant enough for that anyways, the FAS also explains the kind of leg cutting shown before, I've seen it in at least three other people with a shockingly similar phenotype
reminder that erg tgirls love you and are happily cheering you on!
>>585419359thanks phoebs i appreciate you
>>585419032Knowing the scizo that rants at everyone about nonsense is a jewish trans folx is fitting when you think about it.
>>585419348madison is a biofem but your lashing out at her is funny and predictable
again, I ask you all: why is husbandjeet so aggressive lately, did xhe get cucked or what?
>>585419741which anonymous poster is that?
>>585419012ill hop on but i expect nothng
>>585419826the shitter wall text factory
>>585419012>>585419856It says 1/3
I'll queue for a bit
>>585420261Don't look so poopy, dood!
>>585419575lashing out? you can use your own eyes though, the eye shape and smooth philtrum are dead giveaways, the cutting and thoughtlessly sharing pictures of oneself online just prove it further, it's not necessarily an insult when it's an observable fact?
>>585420261based stepan enjoyer
>>585418585square af jaw like 'zuks
>>585420391>ugh she's just so ugh you know probably a man ugh i'm just saying you know [wailing cat noises]uh huh
>>585420261how old is blini cat now?
>>585420551jazz the blini cat is 14 but that's stepan the wine cat and he's 17
>>585420547you sound way angrier than anything I felt about these posts though, and honestly isn't it a fair thing to ask? you guys talk about your internet teegirls nonstop, anyways my focus was on the connection between fetal alcohol syndrome and attention cutting, it's pretty interesting to see another organic example of it here
>all the weapons faster than the saws hit like piss and have no stagger (BoM, reiterpallasch, etc)>all the weapons that have better damage than the saws are slow as fuck (kirk, wheel, etc) or are really gimmicky like the stake driver>changing to nearly anything else feels like a downgrade in some formi spoiled the game for myself with these two chucklefuckshow do i unlearn this crutch, shit feels like release moonveil
>>585418871OP here thanks for posting this I forgot it again when I made the thread haha I'm just brown and low iq like that
>>585420509don’t haphazardly bring up your boyfriend
>>585420560what a slut
>>585419032ate me up xista
Anyone queueing?
>>585421290did the 2 anons and elf get a game
>>585421290>>585421363still queuing, no game yet
>>585421363no. someone is baiting or blocked everyone
3/3
>>585419856>>585420213shoulda been quicker
>>585420261I didn't have this one saved, thank you
>>585421841black eye orb
>>585420509you think that's a square jaw? are you retarded?
>>585421173https://vocaroo.com/19PyJP5FOhMr
>>585421194>filterr is a tschandalachecks out.
>>585424189Cute picture of terr and cupcake on a date
>>585423904We've seen the unedited images.
we?
>>585424201show us your tits
gghelopithatsecondcirclewasass
ender lilies gawd
>>585424719gg i can't play this fatass at all
>>585424719>spawn in north>night 1 boss is north>night 2 boss is north and also removes castlePretty awful but ironically we full cleared it aside from one 'nished
>>585424796who says this?
>>585424796I unironically think she's pretty
also the bugs sapped me down to level 3 and they're always janky when I'm not the host thats why I rushed to get the moth
>>585424796it's over
>>585424632no they belong to my husband's eyes and hands
>>585425048who cares
>>585424796don’t talk to yourself about poop subhuman
spinny type Bs doko
>>585424279The gock is so strong…
>>585425089well, him and I both care about that, for starters
I miss her...
>>585425196She demands the dog form every night
>>585425372she probably doesn't miss you for a good reason, right?
>>585425748I don't know
>>585425882well, you should ask her tonight then?
ra ra rasputin, russia's greatest love machine
>>585425972Why? I don't think she would add me back on steam
>>585426248I would usually say that you don't know until you try, but here then her ignoring you is probably for a good reason right? you messed up bad somewhere along the way
>>585426584You don't know anything about me and her
mighty terr
gggigagoat
gg boneless libby that was pure epicness
>>585426742it's obviously really easy to deduce, your little internet fling thing happens daily by the thousands, I'm guessing you were overbearing with heavy emotions and ideas of commitment too early? that's the better case scenario because since you are a poster here it's equally likely that you scared her with pornaddict depravity or thoughtless offensive memes
You're welcome.
>>585428003Yeah you're clueless
>>585428003>lashing out at anons with random accusations againwhen does your period end this is getting ridiculous
>>585427879uoh elf
i'm on my period
>>585428909>erg would you still love me if i was a worm?
>>585428072are you saying she won't even talk to you because of your face alone? rough
husbandjeet went to a duel and is still yapping I don't get it
>>585429301huh?? I was doing colosseum like 3 hours ago that was done for a while now
>>585429512starved for attention award
>>585429670wtf you mentioned me first! if I was starved for attention truly I would be making instagram reels with malegaze makeup on
>Looking back at footage>if I canceled the meme cross again, I would have missed out on a triple kill and poison proc on LibraI was right in the end.
>>585429241so fake and toxic...
>>585429897kinda difficult to not mention when you leave a poop trail whenever you post
>>585429954and this matters because...…...?
>>585429952+1 izzat
yurmy
>>585430024well the thing most people would do with such a thing is step around it and move on, yet you not only produce this imagery for yourself but also paint yourself right up there following along with it?
>>585430074I was happier before my husband told me this is an indian thing, I thought it was some global south zoomer thing, very disappointed to know the truth but wow what a beacon of truly pathetic cultural values
>>585430202>just ignore the poop trailno, rakesh
>>585430038idk
The poop snail
>>585430318well I mean it's that or cleaning it right? either way it is not an applicable scenario because my trails all only make the soil grow grand flowers and mammals in mere seconds with every step
or maybe you could stop enshittifying the place to begin with
>>585418250routing a deathless/no bonfire run on ds2. i do like it how classes are balanced since they dont make certain classes pointless but at same time for a run like that it will make certain things slower or harder. so there arent knights or thiefs that can replace both sorcerer or clerics. so you dont have great armor, health stats of a knight like in DS1 or great int without choosing sorcerer like DS1/DS3. also ER has the same balance issue a class like samurai is good for like every class you want to build it since has great dex and starter weapon and you can dump any stat on him make every other class you choose pointless. i know the other games wont reward you for a no-bonfire run but is interesting how the DS2 team balanced classes unlike the other games on the series
where are the mammals
>>585430817that's not the case I breathe life into this place and flowers and mammals and art flows aplenty from the upper branches when pleased
trishtina trishtina my lemon verbena
didn't ask
>>585431370troonpo do you even play nr anymore
youre a real nigga for that lltbt and dnaf thanks and gg
GG no lltbt ED Libra.It was hard, but we did it.
gg gigagoat>>585432171>>585432213yeah only found that single lltbt all run and I didn't find a single worthwhile raptor talon
>>585432171Dust dropped the lltbt and I dropped the purple dnaf at the end of day2.Really solid ED goat fight considering we had onlyh one lltbt.
>>585432275fuck dude i had some nice ones but i didnt even check your build, sorry back in queue 1/3
so what's up with that weird fetal looking design on the doors of divine towers?
>>585432702Dustina
>>585433318good timing also storm blade love
>>585432702>>585433626Further proof that erg tgirls are kind and lovely ladies
noice
>>585433658storm blade is physical halo scythe, so you didnt beat the game
>>585433774really nice
>>585433774Unfortunately, this is a brick for brickies.
>>585433780I don't care because I'm not a faggot
>>585433913Why?
seamless nr enjoyers report? also look my captcha is a b2 bomber
>>585434000I like ponos in vagoo
husbandjeet really is the whore of babylon to the DoS beast
>>5854341231(2?)/6
>>585433658Got sb and piercing fang on a spear in the very first demi-human/rat camp kek>>585433780Kinda, not as spammable from range, doesn't track as well, and it's most effective up close. Horse is free anyways.
i'm macking on some white corn chips and watching an eldie blind play through
>>585434278No they're not, they're trolls taking the piss out on you for being obsessed with namefags.
>>585434867how disgusting, play the game yourself instead of just watching it
>>585434867link?
>>585435261not installed. might hop on night train>>585435356https://kick.com/wurzelroot
thoughts?
>>585435925oh i thought it would be a girl. nvm
FUCK comet spammers At 25fp that’s like twelve fucking comets in a row FUCK you
>>585436117if only the final one was also affinity. items confer is mandatory on scholar though
>>585436467post 'ebm redcel
>>585436117pretty decent
>>585436492i could do this, i just don't have any special +affinity yellows. also no invaders for this setup. bell is magic damage right
>>585436827having affi6 would let you use rob and other L2's if they drop. its up to you
>>585431370>>585430534>>585433743we all say this
>>585436827Your slot 1 genuinely does nothing, might as well get night invaders or red balancers or even dormant katanas.
>>585436827>>585437035Forgot about the Dex respec too.
>>585437035It's a bell build. Go away
>>585437035the starting bell is kinda the point. also realized this chalice has 2 deep reds so i can use my green god relic.
>>585437289>>585437356ok my bad then, chungus away
>>585437378It's not chungus.
>>585436930true.
speaking of builds id just love to give this bad girl a whirl in seamless tn haha
>>585438016Now this is chungusslop
>>585438016simply epic
>>585438296Its not epic. It's bad with nothing good.
>>585438598i have a moral superiority complex and i think im better than relic cheaters
>>585438016>>585438598It was ok until I saw the dormant straight swords
>>585438914i kinda have a boner for oss rn
>>585438748Your relics/build is just trash, not sure why you're hallucinating a CE boogeyman.
>>585438748Devilgawd owns you doe
imagine looking at such an artisanal build and not being cultured enough to enjoy it... sad...
>>585438748What do cheaters have to do with your retardation
crazy how eldingers still use acronyms like we are playing a dark souls game with 20 weapons
>>585439689i can't even name 20 eldie weapons
>>585439689Even worse they make up acronyms like calling the gsgs the geqgs
are you guys the australians? is that why the thread is so much nicer right now?
>>585440143Naur
Seamless lobby invite steam://joinlobby/2622380/109775242062046663/76561198078218736prob gonna leave it up for an hour or so
>>585440249ew
>>585440367Stream it dood
>>585440249aussie femboys uoh
>>585440249uoh
tfw playing hide and seek in the lobby
you're blind lmao
>>585440249kek
why does the roundtable have food and drinks if the nightfarers are a bunch of ghosts
>>585441486They aren't ghosts. Bruh
>>585441526they are when they're in the roundtable which is also a ghost place
>>585441486it's ghost food
>>585441703mmm filling
2/6 for seamless come play all your stupid meme builds or grief the matchsteam://joinlobby/2622380/109775242062046663/76561198078218736
>>585442073I'll join if you get more than 3
>>585442073i dont know how sneedless works
>>585442145you heard him ladies and gentlemen we have a buy two get the third free deal in the works what a fabulous offer, id shake your hand if i could>>585442287read the OP
>>585442376i have an older co2 file from mmv should i delete it so it creates a new one with my current data
>>585442668prob a smart thing to do (i didnt do it) im not sure if it creates one automatically or notcan anyone playing in 4k post a screenshot of the little loading orb that pops up while youre in queue?
>>585442273virgin atlantic vibe
we're herewe're queuer
3/6 get in here
sec ill join
stream it
this kinda goes hard ngl
1/4 get in here mister five
can't join for some reason
>>585443945host blocked you
it was 1/5 but now its not
i havent blocked any ergies
>>585443678hmm nyo
>d1nyo...
oops lol lets exit
i'm in the business of misery
my husband and I specialize in making each other smile
wow close one guys, good thing I kept a pocket godslayer gs just in case the regular cold dog mauls us a new one
how do we set depth
i think you forgot the hp scaling
>>585424243>anti filterrjeet is ab eunuchas expected
i crashed
Should really do this on mmv so we can pick d5, otherwise gg
im gonna triple the number and see how that looks but we have to restart the lobby
>>585446356hilarious
>>585446356That was the first time I've seen what it looks like when its channeling that attack from up close.
>>585446369can you set it to exact depth scaling
australians are so wise and nice
>>585446356Mmv doesnt have 6 players im pretty sure you can install a mod for custom depth on seamless
or maybe even quadruple but hows this look
kinda pointless since you only get base NL in depth 1
>>585446573oops sorry just looked at the mod page it should be 1000ish for 250% dmg
>>585446573https://www.reddit.com/r/Nightreign/comments/1nifqqg/nightlord_damage_jumps_from_192_to_283_between/?share_id=jokzq3MwMAhqahPTNFyQ1&utm_name=ioscssits kind of hard to scale it because trashmobs and bosses have different multipliers
I think I'm at 30 deaths on EbrietasFuck this bitch's charge
>>585419359>>585424279>>585425196>>585425447>>585427698>>585433743>>585436930Keep your awful brown fetishes to yourself terrmaggot we're not interested
steam://joinlobby/2622380/109775242070699645/76561198078218736get in here
mmv doesn't work with seamless anymore
crashed again...
everyone quit so he can rejoin
the link worked but then disbanded
Repost the room when you're ready. What happened here btw? Why were there 3 augurs?
steam://joinlobby/2622380/109775242071942725/76561198078218736
>>585447290they're here
>>585447290seams
just as an fyi if you guys are all aus/near that tz im amerilard and just work night shift so if a majority of people are over there it might be better for the host to be there too. just putting it forward
fyi it crashes if you try to look at the matchmaking settings by hitting right bumper i did not learn my lesson from last timesteam://joinlobby/2622380/109775242071943814/76561198078218736
>>585386707>schizo headcanon kino
>d2nani
keek
i think the hp scaling might be a little high
im sleepy
i think it glitched out cause i'm dead and nothing is hitting me
>>585448915i cant see you
>>585448973yeah and i cant see rev on my screen. just gonna bail on this one
>seamless is still a buggy messfuck shit yui
spooky
rmmo aid boss revenant
>passive damage aura>homing lasers>projectiles that cause massive frenzy buildup>most of the attack windups are barely visible if you're in melee range since the camera won't go high enoughand somehow the only actually obnoxious part of the entire fight is that FUCKING CHARGE but man i love those trumpets
sorry boga we couldn't see you
>>585449621forgot all about this she's so cool desu
>>585449984i was crawling into hitboxes and nothing hit so it was cooked
>>585439579>>585441486>>585440143The world may never know
>>585449621skill issue
>>585440143theres a few aussies in erg although i dont think they post that much
gg that was exhausting
ggs endurance libra. thanks for the dagger, i was so certain bleed was going to be useful and then I think we got one bleed that whole time.
when we were dinging the starting camp dudes for no damage i started dying laughing holy fuck
bedtime lol
What an absolute slog, that was a little too much hp but gg really nice learning experience desu
oof not a single person above C tier on there
>>585451706their resists had to be insane lol i gave up on it but obvi ironeye arcane is pretty trash. if anyones queueing vanilla gimme a (you)
the ergs...
>>585440143>>585446487there’s like, 2 of those here (at best)
>>585446487this is true>>585451901at one point we had like 5
>>585446487no one says this but it's true
>>585452078Hi
>>585392576Shhhh
>>585452178oi
>>585424243That's funny considering terr (you) is the only one who complains about filters.
>>585452907and other filterkek delusions.
>>585452078>>585451901I'm playing dragons dogma 2
>>585451791practice... cc... shifty...where did they go...
>>585451791I'm still here don't worry
>>585454285fuck u elf
>>585454176>more c tiers
>>585454285s tier gawdlike
>>585453191...Says the brown spammer responsible for pic and wants /erg/ to look the same.
>>585454285he said above C tier yelf
>>585454285d tier troonlike
surely if you can discuss names you can queue as well
>>585454454Is this terr or dos or both?
>>585454454>imagejesus just how mentally ill do you have to be to do this...good thing t*** is universally hated by everyone and rightfully filtered
>>585454573the post you replied to is dos
I'm not elf...
>>585454686yelf
>>585409879We could hit each other just fine.
>>585454686silence yelf
>>585454454okay chicken little go back to janny larping in your trooncord.
>>585454686cringe yelf denying himself
@troons post your tendie accounts
@troons queue with me
>>585455710cute mp4
ARE YALL NIGGAS DOING MMV OR NORMAL QUEUE
normal
mmv
can you really call it a queue if there's nobody in it
>>585457503independent fact checkers determined this claim was false
Why is the discord obsessed with me?
>>585457746going randoms in 10mins
I’m queued but it’s 1/3, typically it does a 2/3 so I’m not sure this is a real queuer
>>585458592Do you want to go 2 and find a random search?
sorry I lied I don't even have nightreign installed lol
>>585459075im more content to wait a little knowing theres someone out there
>>585459490I’m certain you aren’t real at this point
i feel the same way about you lmao. lets set it to 2 pw players and give it a whirl
Are hostcels for real?
so that guy was in fact a nigger well played i am now departing queue
>>585461778They would enjoy each other's company.
>>585460689Lets hope this guy's youtube channel didn't get ruined over this loss.
>>585461778Why did the albis get to morph into a pepe when other people had to turn into locusts and flymen?
>>585464897Albinaurics don't do anything bad to anyone and they suffer so they warp into the suffering persecuted animal. Flymen are terrible people before changing into flymen so they warp into a terrible disease ridden race.
>>585465279We love to see Turkophobia on here.
this is a long shot but, do you guys know if theres a way to obtain "info items" (tutorial prompts) through cheat engine?
Should there have been a 'near death reduces max FP' or would that be too free?
Is Bloodborne co-op on PC possible?
>>585455482Your saddest attempt at damage control yet. It's over for you brown parasite you're not squirming your way out of this one. (especially considering you're in the erg discord yourself)
>>585469846Yes and anons here already did it
>>585469846its more than possible my dude
good morning erg!!
shut it
>>585472506g'day snake
>>585472506good morning mommy
>>585472506No one asked
>>585472506Baaayyyybeeee! How is being a mother? Is it fun? Is it exciting? Is it overwhelming?
>>585472506>>585473370you are a delusional man
>>585473547>>585473370>>585473204>>585472953>>585472750
shut it maggoted freak
^^ the actual freaky and maggoted
>>585457746>>585459430>>585459542>>585459635>>585460730Many such cases>>585466537He didn’t mention roaches though
>>585466537
>>585421173>BoM, reiterpallaschBoth of those have a gimmick to set them apart Blade of mercy has a motion value of 1.5 on it's dash attacks (1.8 on dash R2) where most weapons get 1.0 or lowerReiter gives you a ranged weapon that can get three damage gems and hits hard with low bloodtinge
>executor points down at wylder and me after we kill a boss on day 1>neither of us will res him the entire map>if he pings a poi wylder pings a different one and we go to that one instead>night 2 ends, wylder and me are 15, executor is 12>let him solo balancers until he dies>then we go in and beat balancers while he crawls around
why are co-opers so resentful?
being raped daily by jeeacolytes does that to a person
>>585477045Love moments like that you can feel the hivemind with the other player thru the screen.
>>585477045gamer behaviour all around
this means nothing
>>585477045its cool when he does it but when trishtina mindbroke zorban and ace by emoting she's a massive faggot
>>585478946>sheKill yourself, carnal.
who are we watching tonight chat?
terr
omaigooo
>>585478946Shut the fuck up, troontiche puto.
>>585479318vtubers
@grok make Henry of Skalitz in Elden Ring and give me the sliders
trishtina, clapcake, dustina all dressed like undertaker twerking their wobblemeat in front of you
>trishtina, clapcake, dustina all dressed like undertaker twerking their wobblemeat in front of you
>>585481717he avatarfagged as an anime girl once and this is what happened to him
>>585481717Yeah that's a pretty accurate depiction of those posters
>>585469851>>585454585everyone feels this way
>>585481448Hot…..
^raped
Reminder all the tgirl/gock spam you see is only two people. The main perpetrator being t*** ofcourse.
>>585483090wasn't the main perpetrator mush? terr doesn't exist anymore
who's t***?
>>585483992sneedger's old and new name.
Don't know what this position is called but it's really hothttps://files.catbox.moe/faghpe.png
^ brown
>>585455482Clocked that cocksucker concisely and sent him into schizophrenic loops rivaling his image.>>585472506I forgot ryaposter in my assessment of erg girls. Maybe they're not all as bad as husbandjeet.
>>585484625murdering an innocent tsun loli in favor of making blue miquella
>>585484625can you gen one with a regular shota instead of futa
>>585484625Esos troonocerdos son muy criminal.
me no hablo espanish ser
>>585451901and thats a good thing
>>585460689hostwomen are easy prey
>>585477045exejeets are subhuman
>>585487681Only one I've seen that was subhuman was terr.
Anyone queueing
>>585478946You can try to rewrite history as many times as you want Trish, that's not what happened
>>585487983can queue in 10m
>>585484976Hello cock obsessed anon
>>585488450Owned that putito
>>585484976Please don't be so mean to husbandjeet, her geriatric husband is too fat and limp to impregnate her and she has to take out her frustration here.
>>585478946kek
Nightreign General
>>585484789>>585485793I don't know what this means>>585485639Surehttps://gofile.io/d/VKw2ZIE3
>>585491060much better, thanks
>>585484789spoopy
>>585484789Dunno why it get deleted its cuz the link said fag
>>585489608That's sad but explains a lot. Makes more sense than her being so hostile for no reason.
We ergiyogis respect the black peoples
>>585491452>>585484789>>585484625>pozzed ass mods would rather punish someone saying the n word than someone posting underage boys having sex
delete that broski we are not safe
>>585491060what did the prompt look like for this
>>585447290For triple the bullying
>>585484625cool pic of sludge and shifty
https://youtu.be/sVTFyh3J8zUKino has arrived
am q'd
>>585495428i'm just finishing up some work, can queue in like 5
>>585495428Me too
Topokkireign…
did you get a lobby? still waiting like a dummy
>>585485434My sentiments exactly…
>3 guardian team>2 of them guard counter guardians, 1 drunk>1 invader map>still end the run lvl 15 with 100k+ runes and full loothow do people still lose in big 2026???
Did gurm write Ranni?
Beutiful...
>>585499678No, only the dung eater
>>585499335What Nightlord?
>>585499970mystery fulghor
>>585500171kek
pouring out a flask for the ergies
Standing a safe distance away from Caligo like I always do, and it works this time. (Notice the sparkles reach me, but it's still safe)https://streamable.com/altd5zNo Riposte goes unpunished.https://streamable.com/jw83ktAnother for the ult whiffing compilationhttps://streamable.com/heq808Dragon flies around, wasting time.https://streamable.com/5f75ux
>>585500887>Caligo crityou can see the ice pillar spawn indicator before you do the CR2 and then still go for the critdo you expect the game to know the boss' head position when it spawns pillars? don't be ridiculous >Ult whiff git gud>Dragon wasting timeif only you were playing a character that could instantly close gaps like wylder...
>birdjeet bragging about freeghur classique
FVARK...
>>585500887Shut up
all but 2 bosses are free doefinishing at lvl 15+ shows the whole run was easy not just the nightlord
Why toddlers?
FVVVAARRRK
>>585491901they deserved the 'ack and the 'oxx
>>585500171Absolute state of birdjeets kek
even doe countless ergies have been horsed
>>585501470>you can see the ice pillar spawn indicatorWhat indicator? Looks like nothing to me.>do you expect the game to know the boss' head position when it spawns pillars? The game tracks the player's position to decide where to spawn. Deliberately spawning on top of your position. Which is why you can't stand still for too long during that phase. It would actually be very easy to track the boss's head position. Alternatively, they can make ice pillars check if the player is in a riposte state, and then cancel the nearby pillars.Another alternative, is to give the player a couple seconds of invulnerability to environmental damage after ripostes. This would allow them to escape not only those ice pillars, but other hazards like poison and magma.So yeah, they could avoid spawning at the head, and while they're at it, remove the player position tracking for ice pillars. Make it semi-random. Not fully random, because it's a large boss room, and so full randomness might mean that the ice pillars all spawn far away from the player. But if it were to have a higher rate of appearances within the radius of the player or Caligo, then that would be fine.>git gudChill, I thought it was funny. The Moose was just walking casually toward me, and then randomly decided to do the one move that would completely avoid my ult in that moment.>if only you were playing a character that could instantly close gaps like wylder...Yeah, man, let me just grapple into an invader fort full of madness enemies, and go fight the dragon there.If I don't die by one of the maddened soldiers there, then the dragon will likely de-spawn shortly after I arrive, because it's too far from its leash.I notice you have nothing to say about Caligo's breath though. Can't think of a way to twist that around?
@vittypost it
>>585483090Sent him into damage control nice work>>585487681>>585487862They all usually suck but that one is the worst yeah
>>585503289a good post… they’re not gonna like this gem…
gg cold man
>>585483090I didn't vote, because you didn't provide a "I neither support them or hate them" option.
>>585503665gg invaded knights camp
>>585503665
>>585501879>Not even including SW2 numbersMid hunter kneels and wishes it could reach those numbers
>>585504341what?
>>585503047including dsgjeets like t*rr and shitty thoughbeit
>>585503815that's what ''i dont care about them'' is for dumdum
>>585505110No. Because I do care enough to deny them a number of the "rights" they want. Not all of their rights. Just the unreasonable ones.
>>585504341>>585504960>bottom left instead of bottom right>cheating in an extra frame blocked
>>585505332what are the unreasonable ones?
the right to mod elden ring
>>585506469I want to take away that right honestly
>>585505928Putting kids on hormone blockers.Admittance to women's bathrooms.Admittance to women's wards in the hospitals.Admittance to woman's shelters.Competing in women's division in sports.(mix competitions are fine, as long as all participants agree to it)The legal necessity to be referred to as their preferred pronoun.(separation of church and state, essentially, but for trannies)Probably some other stuff I'm neglecting to think about in the moment.
>>585506638this guy is a repressed homosexual
>>585507000digits verify
How viable is a pure faith caster build? I keep thinking to try one, but I hear the DLC bosses generally need melee, because they're all so fast and aggressive casters don't really work against them.
>>585506638Honorable mention is when they claim midgendering them on purpose is genocide
>>585502886true>>585503047>>585503472not your shithole
>>585507227that's just a variant of narcissism, it could be the same for any other fandom
>>585507227It's their right to say that. Freedom of expression and all.
>>585503047true.
>>585507154Catch flame can replace r1s and o flame can replace r2s both doing gigantic damage
I’ve come to the conclusion the the ancient dragon before bayle is the single worst boss from has ever made, literally what where they thinking here, this is worse than early 3D vidya enemy design, for instance something like the OG fatalis is like 10x better than this shit, this is an embarrassing enemy. It makes the ancient dragon look good
>>585508419what is the difference? i only remember there is water and rain on the battlefield
Are there any non-humanoid bosses that are actually good?
>>585505356>blockedits over for me
>>585508573Midir, vicar amelia, dancing lion
>>585509029>dancing liondo we tell him?
>>585509029>Midir
>>585509094Go fight him in elden ring instead of shitreign and you'll see he's actually a kino boss
>>585509524He's super kino but he's a humanoid boss.
Eating at the nightreign distillery.Gulping and glorbing at the nightreign club.
>>585509524Eh he has the morgott disease of just being underpowered as fuck stat wise, even with like 2 blessings he folds pretty hard to classic ER slop gameplay L2 or jumping L1 trading into stagger criticals pretty easily
>>585507154Discus takes like 1 femto second to extract from your palmEverything is easy when you learn to accept rock throwingYou’ll stack buffies anyway like a coward
>>585507154>>585508023>>585510064And anything that's too big to get Discus'd to death can get Pest Threads'd to death
>>585510008He also hardly stops attacking has like 2 true punish windows just like maggot >>585509608divine beast dancing lion is not humanoid its litterally two horncel dudes larping as a bipedal beast
Light the Flame.
>>585509516...Mogs every Dragon boss in ER and DS2
>>585510724Vanilla ancient dragon is the peak experience of souls gaming
>>585509880>>585510064delicious ergieburgies with erg fries
I also like to hug an oversized foot
@troons post your tendie accounts NOW
I NEED flashy blang bloom blammos to keep my little adhd braingo! In check
>>585503620>bog standard /pol/ babble>gemPlease higher your standards.
>>585510008You're supposed to fight him at RL1
>the boss NEEDS to be goodCorrect.
humanoid bosses are always a snoozefuck i only like to battle great beasties
Humanoid bosses own you furfag
so yurmy right now
yurmschloss
>>585513103>>585513329Not your shithole
>>585513401a tarnished cannot become a lord
Thinking about it, all the best bosses from the games are either humanoid or hybrids like Fulghor/Manus/Ludwig etc
>on the worst run of all time>level one with the ring closing in>”pillagers blah blah blah”>I get downed by a golem archer>recluse has done a thing all game where there struggle to revive me at one bar and won’t use their fist>china eye dies 5 miles away from usWe are not the strong today
>>585515625Too big and you can whack at feet and it feels unsatisfying.Too humanoid you can circle strafe and backstab and that is unsatisfying.
>>585472506>>585474319We missed you welcome back
>>585515654i ragequit on a recluse ironeye duo yesterday no regrets
Not to say there aren't good beast-types but if we're picking best of the best (imo)>>585515754I like both, to be honest but a lot of the bosses in my head can't be backstabbed, and the strafe stuff kinda got cut down a lot in later games because they either increased aggression and/or tracking to the point it takes lot more trial and error than the days of DS1 or DeS where you can just hug a dudes butt.
>>585516057Strafe to the side turned into roll to the side and punish. It is functionally still the same for most part.
>>585500887>>585503431>>585298008Can you stop strawmanning my advice and parading it around
>>585516693based twinbird lore enjoyer
>>585515873The recluse kept keeping me crawling and refusing to let me die or revive while the iron eye fucked up the redmane archer
>>585516227Right but strafes still exist it just takes more time/skill in later games, granted they have clean hitboxes.
>>585515873yerbitch...
astel is pretty spooky to this day
>>585516693Based antlore enjoyer
>>585515654How does it even get that bad?When I see my teammates are just bein dickheads I go solo mode. It sucks but if the team wants to waste the entire day doing essentially nothing while stubbornly refusing the pings of the person who's been carrying them then I might as well go off on my own and get some levels and passives. from castle elites and maybe hit a mine for a day 1 purple
>>585520657Punching with recluse is admittedly an elevated strat. I've seen lots of players use spells to res and then get caught in a cycle of spanking for fp then doing a spell then spanking then a spell and the bar never actually drops.Its dumb but it happens a lot.
I'm coming back to nightreign after 8 months. Anything changed? The only character I haven't played as yet is the doll girl so I'm gonna go with her next. Any meta loadout? or something I must know before playing with people?
>>585507000kneejerk seething tranny response
>>585521389starting beast claw/lightning spear. use defeating enemies gives ult so you have res/team invul for every fight.
>>585521389 Use night invader relic if you're playing deep of night. Use affinity2/incants2/sorc2/phys 4/elemental4 on your deep relics.
>>585521389Name?
>>585520657>
>>585472506 >>585474319 We didn't miss you go away
>>585521995kek
>>585521995kwab
>>585500887The dark blue version of the breath has more range than the snowy version.>>585503472Post what?
>>585521591you seem triggered
>>585521995>lvl 6your fault unironically.
>>585503472
>>585521995Deserved hahahaha
>>585522717
>>585522752>>585522589Errmm I'll think you'll find it was my teammates' fault for not being as smart as me mmkay?
>>585522903>>585522717KWAB
>>585523110>not as smart>not deadhmmmmm. Realistically, you could and should have opened the map a few times en route to see if you had your team with you. The way anon opened the map and looked makes it appear he had no idea he was alone until he died.Completely his fault.
>>585523234Wey, we enjoy puro suicidio o algo.
>>585522903>>585521995zorfat on the pass again would be a nightmare for streakers since he's not improved at all despite playing nearly everyday for months
>>585523514Cabroncitos, we are being poetic o algo.
>>585522717you can see the cartoon model's increasing disappointment
>>585522717>brown men larping as anime girls creepy as fuck
>>585523785and they aren't even aware that trish was a no lifer player
>>585523785There isn't a single person in this world that could possibly like him and yet he further insists on drawing others' hatred.>>585523869So trve.>>585523914"Was" implies that he got a life at some point (utterly delusional).
keep posting gems
>>585454686>>585454285>>585440367>>585440249>>585455710>>585509880>>585510064Nice gem posting
>>585521389Who are you? Answer carefully
>>585521995This is old, its not even a 0-999 clip its from back when he was doing a normal 100 streak challengeHe seemed to be able to accomplish a lot going on solo adventures with Scholar.
>>585521284I'm not talking about that, if you got to night 1 at level 1, a metric shitton must have gone wrong during the day phase.My guess is they kept trying to do an invader camp or basement boss, with everyone 3barring and no one hitting a grace or backing out to do other stuff.
>>585525336That or ping fighting and everyone splitting up and dying to trash.
>>585525170You don't need to cope in third person. How many resets did scholar take again?
>>585454686 >>585454285 >>585440367 >>585440249 >>585455710 >>585509880 >>585510064 Bad coal posting
>>585454454nice jaw
Miquella says yes to trans rights!
>>585526683Yesss we need more erg tgirlies...
>>585521389powerful image thanks
>>585525446Not your Zorbgawd.
>>585484976don't talk to yourself raped faggot maggot threadcuck
^theraped
Any queuers?
>>585529221Not really. Are you queued for erg?
>>585529603No, but I was planning thats why I asked.
i think bb has the most obnoxious dogs in the seriesthese cunts never stop attacking
I was playing elden ring and it made me think about erg and the many wacky things that are said here, so I asked my husband about what o algo means and stuff and he told me you guys are all just spouting memes off the basedjack 4chan? jeez I cringed so hard in retrospect why would you do that to yourself? if you are a poster deep in the global south please don't reply, I already know your answer, additionally I farmed the fire prelate set today inspired by esbidee's encounter with the fire monk guy he has a crush on
>>585529827beasthood will do that
>585530034
>>585529827the ones in the first level of the demons souls ps5 remake made me stop playing the game
>>585529827Stop trying to R1 out of stun, dodge, then R1 if they got the drop on you first. Been like that since the Dogs in DeS.
Queued anyway
have the ergies obtained the yharnam stone yet
>>585530330>demons souls demake
>>585530330>>585530354just block them, they get really stunned from being blocked by anything
>>585530979>block in bloodborneretard alert
>>585530974yeah that was my thoughts playing it as well, it's why I'm waiting to play it on the ps3
is 0329 the kind of junk indians send each other on facebook in between talking about raping one another?
>>585531674Why wait? You can emulate it on PC right now with online.
>>585529786Good luck getting matches. erg isn't very active now. What character do you play?
>>585531040there are two shields chuddy
>>585531040you guys were talmking aobut demons seousl>>585531674good choice. im not usually a remake doomer but the bluepoint version is so ass.
>dodging the lion's bites frame traps you into the lightning or iceliterally how is this fair
>>585532121Bloodborne is not a sword-and-board knight game ltitle troonie, you dodge or gun dogs for breathing room. >>585532159The original post was about Bb thoughbeit read >>585529827
afaik if the worm burrows right on top of you it's essentially unavoidable without VoI or raptors
>>585532340>thoughbeit>troon obsessionthanks for outing yourself as a schizo. I'll mark this down as a victory for me.
>>585532257No it doesnt
>>585532159it genuinely was so cringe, honestly I could somewhat put up with it if it was just upscaled unreal engine slop, but taking creative liberties like they did is never acceptable, total sabotage horseshit, american studios are scum, scum!
>>585532553the lightning and ice are both timed to hit you straight out of the roll no matter which way you go
>>585532340>thoughbeitoh dear
elden ring be like.. talmking about.. ..life n shyt
>>585532467>>585532736>can't read>doesn't know what xhey are talking about >hmm let's pivot onto word usage so I can escape! I accept your concession. Don't worry, you can run now.
>>585511820>ESL seethe confirming itmy assessment was correct it’s a gem indeed
>>585532807you drunk?
>>585529827The dogs are bad but getting stunlocked by the crows is awful>>585530330>>585530974>>585531674>>585532159>>585532582I’m just glad I got it for free the art direction is butchered to shit it’s such a shame
>>585532870I think they are just making fun of your bg3 born ticks
>>585532876no I just found the way this anon mistyped extremely funny >>585532159
>just use le wooden shield you at Cathedral Ward for all the dogs at the start of the game!uh oh didn't play the game award.
>>585533005>DOSjeeta unprompted headcannonWhoops, looks like I stood in shit, my bad!
ugh fuck FUCK I messed up my joke post I wanted to type aobut and not about
https://youtu.be/38_WU8klzX4Become IMMUNE to grabs with this simple tech!
>>585530329Made mailorderjeeta seethe and try to copy you with a non-reply, well done.
>>585533230what schizo nonsense is blud waffling about?
>>585533396He thinks only DOS knows about his past.
>>585532340the lake was good for some projectiles idr i wanted some bling to go with the chikky.but it would probably stop a dog
>>585533656The shields have some niche use, but if someone is struggling with dogs, it's probably early game, and everyone has access to dodge and a gun. Defaulting to saying "use the niche-use thing" as the go-to is just retarded imo
>>585532873Nope. You can keep coping though.
how the fuck do people know to put night invaders on but don't know to equip the bare min. of phys +8?
>>585533294>amirah
>>585533901Might not be doing a phys build.
>>585528742 (me)Meant for >>585531779
>>585533390way boring, it would be way more fun to try to deconstruct the mentality behind posting a gif that cringe to express some nonpoint, does the poster think I want to be liked here? it would be completely illogical to assume that I want to be liked, so does the poster think it makes me insecure because they think I do not know what it is like to be liked? it's equally a very strange goal to have in mind because not only have I never been insecure about that, I receive excessive admiration than I do not want to deal with in my real life whether you want to believe it or not, but then is the goal of the poster to get a reaction out of me and have me spam the thread on purpose? this would make the sentiment of wanting me to shut up pointless to keep using, and besides I will spam regardless, so as such the only real conclusion available regarding the cause of anon's behaviour is, equally, mindlessness and gayness
>>585533910okay that is funny.
>>585533901It's called being retarded
>>585533910why is that reddie white?
>>585533910Now that the dust has settled, were those two nightreigners? I dont recognize them. It was nice that a dsg and a erg joined forces during that run.
Not reading all that, but thanks for confirming your seethe status.
>>585533857the hole you’ve dug for yourself is too deep don’t even try it lowlife
>>585530329>>585531779Looks like you guys messed up your post numbers let me help you out >>585530329>>585530034
>>585533841this is true you are correct
>>585534282Was the invader the same guy that had the webm of himself throwing people off the walkways above the ancestor spirit the other day?
>>585534693I have no clue what your talking about
>>585534456Cool fantasy.
>>585534767There was a poisethicc guy using stamp out to fling people off of high places in the underground by the ancestor spirits the other day. He was wearing the same gear and weapon as the invader in the triple fire knight webm.
>>585534769pure reality cuck deal with it
>>585534917Oh I recall now, the thing is, it's just the solitude set, which is just an easy set to get min-maxed stats and not look like a fat blob, which means it's likely just a coincidence.
I'm too fucking stupid to be good at anything
>>585535279practice at the drake knight noob
>>585533957bwo...they were a vig respec ironeye with 0 affinity or phys ups and they kept plinking their bow for 30 damage the whole game...
>>585535315All I do is practice and fail for hundreds of hours. All I do is fail and make a fool of myself everyday
>>585535432>>585535279shiteazu...
>>585535432which enemy
>>585535279we know deviljeeta/terrjeeta
>>585535668other humans who have triple digit iq
>>585535279I'm really good at dodging most of the time!
>>585535739Why
>>585533576>>585533396Sad samefag.
>>585534996Sure isn't.
^^ defeated and clocked maggotjeet with no rebuttal who knows it
>>585535898Idk maybe I'm mentally disabled and incapable of improving at things i practice
>>585534235It’s 2026 chud >>585535279What the fuck I didn’t know you played these games too how long have you been here
>>585535739oh i can't help you with pvp
>>585536159I'm stupid useles shit at literally everything I do
>>585536159is that anon your significant other?
>>585536150>>585536114>>585534996You are both raped by me. Now, stop threadshitting
>>585536150Last I checked, no.
>>585536273that's not true, you just have too much apathy and laziness about committing to conscious improvement
>>585536273Which games PvP? When you reach a skill plateau, the best you can do is train with someone around the same skill level or better to improve.
>>585536153put on your thinking cap and employ empathetic reasoning
>>585536434youre probably right. if only I could get back those thousands of hours I wasted being useless stupid shit>>585536453any of them. I've played them all for at least a thousand hours and have nothing to show for it besides embarrassment
>>585530354the bb ones are exceptionally aggressive and some of them can poise through r1s
>>585536319It was already over dude the arrow guy won
>>585536273Nah I’m sure you’re pretty decent >>585536295No he’s just a guy that talks about how much he sucks at everything in different generals I feel bad for the guy but he’s been like this for a while so I don’t know what to say but I doubt he’s as bad as he thinks in most games
>>585536892>No he’s just a guy that talks about how much he sucks at everythingwhen something needs to get done, there are men who get up and do it, and there are those who pay other men to do it, and then there are those who cry that they can't do it, the last of these are the most dangerous to girls everywhere
Would you guys believe me if I said I've broken monitors controllers keyboards and headsets over souls pvpIn total probably around 600 dollars in damage
>>585537041Remember the old Sekiro OP where some dude literally destroyed his controller during a live stream after getting his shit pushed in by Shinobi Hunter?
>>585537041yeah I've seen anger issues before, it's because deep down you're just a big baby, you should go work in construction or something until it fixes you
>>585521995He just did the same thing again but died to albanaurics LOL
>>585537006insufferable cunts like you are more dangerous to girls than anything
>>585537041hold it in nerd
NIAAAAAALL!
>>585537041i believe it but it makes no sense. souls pvp is retarded and unserious even by vidya standards.
>>585537238delete this NOW
>>585537238I know these truths because I was born a girl pattern noticer
>>585537006I try and fail every time and don't improve one bit. I do it and then cry and then do it and then cry and then do it and then cry. Idk what else I'm supposed to do besides try my best each time and having it never matter
>>585537351yes thats me what's up
korean miyazaki be like demons seouls
>>585537454it sounds like you're too emotional in general. your knowledge and practice don't matter if your cortisol is too spiked to think straight.
>>585537749guess I'm fucked forever and will never be good at a single thing
>>585536786>some of them can poise through r1sIf you mean the big demon ones in the chalices then yeah those are nasty, but the same logic applies > dodge to side R1 or gun shot for breathing room.
>>585537797no you just gotta calm down. relax your breathing and muscles when you start to mess up.
>>585537454I think what you need is a boyfriend to always give you endless compliments so you can function and learn to enjoy yourself independent of outside expectations.
>>585538025kek
>>585538025Yet another reason why foids live on easy mode
>>585537509You dirty rat. You avoid stagger through TWO cinematic animations. First, the initial summoning cinematic saves you from staggering. Then the phase transition cinematic saves you from staggering.Your summons have no delay from when they're summoned to when they start attacking. So the sword dude caught me by surprise, because I figured I had at least a smidge of time before they start acting retarded.Then your little shield buddy kept doing his super wind slam off screen at the same time you attacked, creating overlapping attacks.Goddamn, this run was supposed to be free. I had everything I needed to annihilate Fulghor. I swear the day 2 bosses are harder than the day 3 bosses.https://streamable.com/11g6b0
>>585503620QRD?
>>585537937Even when I'm calm I'm still a skilless worthless fucktard. >>585538025I would never be so lucky
>>585538276dsjeet shared his brown humor unprompted and proceeded to get banned
>>585516416>strawmanningIt's not that serious. I just didn't register that you specified "ED".But so what? Both attacks sparkle. One attack's sparkles are closer to the hitbox than the other attack? That's arbitrary and dumb.
>>585538405kwab
>>585538229owned retard
>>585538316ew you are actually a fag? gross and unsalvageable, if innocent lurkers are reading this guys comments and identify at all with him, I urgently plead you to either start to respect yourself today and drop the self-pity bullshit completely, or waste yourself sucking dick off your local facebook marketplace already, your choice
sorry i offended you. i just can't do a single thing right
>>585538276/erg/od shared his aryan humor appropriately
>>585538316are you trying to do advanced inputs or just basics
>>585535931oh no more things the bg3 fag used to spam. Not gonna beat the allegations like this 'anon.'
>>585539176Sounds like he owns a lot of space in your mind.
>>585538229A couple of other things that game:This Night's Cavalry attack has a hitbox that lingers for a while. his halberd is already fully extended before the damage registers.https://streamable.com/bimmb9I just think this attack is dumb. The Death right bird is so skinny, and it pushes it's scrawny little arm down, and we're really supposed to believe it creates such a huge shockwave? Pff. How does it hit me from all the way back there? Must be the wind generated from his armpithttps://streamable.com/46h47kSimilar deal here. Hitbox is too large. Must be the gust from his armpithttps://streamable.com/bdmx92
>>585539290Not really, guy stalks me is all. He stalks me 24/7 on 4chan, youtube, and on my phone but I don't bring it up often. I live rent free in his mind from all the times I've laughed at him.
>>585539076Ignore xher, that’s a threadpest we’ve been plagued with recently, you’re fine
>>585539468watch your tiktoks and shut up unc
>>585539479Don't forget all the threads he makes on /v/ to try and get your attention when you aren't responding to him.
>>585539479>>585539875Thankfully, your schizophrenic delusions aren't real.
>>585452284>>585447558What is it with you and crossposting
>>585539875That too but those are fun so I don't care.
>>585539128advance stuff
>>585539468You overcommitted and emptied your stamina, and got punished for not keeping an eye on the knights. Simple as.
>>585540169are you messing up the inputs or fixating too hard on them instead of the situation
>>585540529Bad situational awareness.
>>585540529I do the inputs pretty consistently up until the moment I try to use it against anyone
>>585539076useless crybaby
>>585540950based dead baby misbegotten.
>>585540489Yes, however, that's only true BECAUSE Niall has cinematic hyper armor. BECAUSE Fromsoft is lame a gay and wants to force the fight to play out a specific way, instead of giving the player the agency to prevent the summoning.I would actually respect them more if they made it a proper cutscene.
>>585540839true. that's all I am haha
>>585541046Guess what? The cuhrazy thing you were going to do to poisebreak him while summoning can be used as he summons to kill all the summons.I know, player agency is wild like that.
>>585540730which ones are you trying to do?
>>585541291Finding a way around a problem, does not necessarily solve the problem.>Me: There's a guy out here stabbing people.>You: Guess what? You can just stay inside, then he can't stab you.>Me: I think we should stop the stabber.>You: Just avoid his route, you can see where all of his victims were stabbed, just don't go there.
>>585541225go post that on gay dating apps right now instead, go do it right now
>>585541647The 'problem' isn't a problem. You have player agency, kill the boss or cry about it both are equally valid uses of your agency. Roleplaying as a useless idiot that is bad at the game isn't interesting, all you'll get from us are ways to play better.
>>585541763It is a problem, you're just a masochistic Fromsoft apologist. You'll say anything to avoid admitting the game his a problem.
>>585541898For you, in your roleplay, but that itself is a construct you designed to post like a retard. Get better at the game.
>>585541004What
>>585539508I am actually an angelic force of truth here to correct the course of those few willing still to be saved
>>585541991See? You're doing it right now. Constructing a new cope narrative, where I'm roleplaying. You'll just say anything to excuse the game design and Fromsoft.
>>585542041i thought it made a lot of sense, considering
>>585542106>continued scat fetishNot beating allegations poopfoid
>trying to progress through fixed chalices>need loran materials to keep going>everything in loran hits extremely hard and has a shitload of health despite my weapons being +8Am I underleveled for this at 75? Am I meant to not finish the fixed chalices until NG+? Haven't done the DLC yet but the last maingame boss I killed was Micolash so I don't think there's a whole lot more to go.
>>585542106>rephrasing "touch grass" over and over is real and profound advicedo redditfoids really
>>585542302theres still a decent amount after micolash although it depends on your progression, have you done cainhurst yet?
>>585542302The D4/D5 Chalices are the hardest content pre-DLC. I would say 75-125 is where you want to be but make sure you have or are on your way to 50 vigor (the caps in Bb are 50 not 40 or 60)
>>585542336it actually is that profound and your stubborn refusals prove it further
>>585542041There's a youtube vid or short explaining it. The misbeggotens have crucible mutations for extra limbs and those jellyfish are the only ones in the game that have those extra tentacles.The theory is the morne castle misbegottens rebelled because all their young were killed (jellyfish sisters miniquest implies jellyfish are the spirit of children).
>>585542520not beating the midwit pseud allegations
>>585542464Yeah, Nightmare Frontier too. I think I actually did it before Byrgenwerth.>>585542518I'm at a whopping 28 vit right now so that's a good idea, but I also kind of need some arcane for elemental damage purposes. Guess getting some better gems from Loran will help with that too though.
>>585542285this guy thinks farts aren't funny and instantly fetishises it, are you twelve?>>585542596besides, the main point is not to just go outside and touch grass, what you need to do is: 1. abandon porn 2. abandon homoerotic habits and preferences 3. reconnect with your local community by volunteering in services or going to church
>>585542723You're like the female dung eater of the thread
>>585542723>more trite vapid boomerismscase in point
>>585542876tell you what, if you can believably prove that you followed my point by point advice for 28 consecutive days and that it didn't improve your life and happiness then I will stop posting
>>585543043>just dox yourself and trust a woman, especially one posting this inane garbage unironicallywe all know you need our attention too much to fuck off
>>585542719Personally, I dont touch Layer 5 Chalices until I've done everything except Gehrman and some of the DLC. Unless I have to, of course. I think that Chained Giant and Chalice Rom are a wall for a lot of people as well, and those are like midway Chalies iirc. I remember Ailing Loran being a cunt as well, and that's a Layer 4 chalice?
>>585542719> 28 vit kek
>>585542216Cuz its never your fault its always the game that's wrong or weird and anyone else who learned how to play around it is just a practice cheater
>>585503289>>585544035OMG HE IS BACK
>>585543482well there goes your one and only offer! also please, by now you bring me up more than I bring up my hυsband, how sad is that? I still make normal posts that fly under your radar also, and if anything you are making it more fun to shitpost lately by reacting every day, the inability to resist replying to posts like these is a tale as old as time for this general anyhow and probably for /vg/ as a whole but I wouldn't know
>>585544035kek
>>585544035Wisdom the world is not ready for…
>>585452080>>585446487only partially true
>>585544442that was me
>>585543514Lower Loran is 5 and their root chalices are my glorious home it's always good fun
>>585544381>woman enters community>me me me me me metale as old as time
>>585544502obviously
>>585544697I've been abstaining from stating the obvious for a while because it's boring, but nobody is forcing you to reply to me or acknowledge me ok? it's all on you, dude
>>585545026>can't deny her attention whoring but blames others for ityou really are the model woman, just not in the way you'd like to think
So how bout that elder ring game haha
>No queuersSo lame and raped...
>>585543514Yeah it's Layer 4Right now I'm in the awkward position of needing to kill the BSB to progress but it takes very little damage even with a flaming whirligig and kills me if its head shake combo lands so it's kind of a wall, and I can't think of a better option outside of doing the DLC and Hintertomb>>585543557I went in mostly blind about stats and breakpoints and with no build in mind so my shit's kind of all over the place
am i crazy or is dancing lion's quick bite literally unreactable? i'm sure i'm pressing dodge but with the input delay there's no way to do it in time.
>>585545275we've been through this before, but for examples of people who actually want attention there are loads of homesexual namefags that post cartoon pictures here with the expectation that you will respond talmking aobut how you have aboner aobut it, and if I wanted attention like you think I would post pictures of my body or something instead of comments intended to make you swing around like an angry little chudling on the string like my attachment herein included
>>585545852You should be fighting him at a 45 degree angle to the head instead of face to face, that way when he moves forward for the bites he moves past you, same as the hippo.
>>585545847BSB is parry bait with the blunderbuss. She is also distracted by blood cocktails
>>585546160no just trish, and even his nasty goonposts are more on topic than yours, and are not about himself. sad when troonish is a better poster than you.>angryyou can claim you're "trolling" all you want but your overt hostility and mean spirited ragebait come from a place of genuine contempt. i don't know what anons did you rape you, or if you're venting rape from elsewhere, but your rapehood is obvious.
>>585543910I don't disagree with the fact that in order to win, I have to play around it. But what "it" is, is poor game design. You and I have to work around poor game design. You will never admit that fact, because you're a masochistic Fromdrone. Just straight up a brown nosing cockgobbler.
>>585546160Those namefags actually talk about the videogame meanwhile you spew vapid offtopic blogposts about your shitty life 24/7. It's pathetic and your seething clearly comes from a place of deep insecurity.
>>585546630>considering tr*sh to be a better poster than husbandfoidDamn, that's how you know shes an insufferable bitch KEK
>>585546250Every once in a while these fucks murder me in the night2 circle and I can't be mad at them.
>>585546630your fanfics are fine by me because the fact that you keep responding at all continues to be entertaining all the same, I do wish you two would come up with a more original angle of attack in the future other than assuming insecurity, I mean honestly I don't even understand what you think I'm specifically insecure about because it's so inconsistent but I'd love to know
Two very interesting arguments happening right now I wonder who’s winning
>>585547056Men roleplaying as women are superior posters to women due to their male desire to dominate. >>585547130It is saturday night and we're here, we all lose but we can lose a little less than some.
>>585508573In general? Vordt and BSB were pretty fun>>585545847Layer 4 is pretty intense you should definitely do that other stuff first and come back later if you’re struggling
>>585547194this anon wants to be dominated by a man
>>585547447You need to stop trying to hit on every anon that posts it makes you look weak.
>>585547367>>585545590>>585546250>>585546037artdumping hasn't happened like this in a while, is this the doing of the crybaby anon?
if you tell other people you're better than them then chances are you're insecure yeah
>>585547104>insecurityi said rape. you're clearly raped by anons based on your constant unprompted snarling at them. doesn't make sense to "troll" this way except out of genuine contempt.
>>585547594bizarre projection >>585547641what doesn't make sense about funny and enriching truths that I so generously share with you lowlies? it's obvious
>>585547743Look sissy, you fag types act way too sexual for no reason. It makes you look weak and desperate.
>>585547743the hostility doesn't make sense without hate. that part is obvious. the cause of the hate is not.
>>585547871that's retarded, I have said often and unambiguously that I hate porn addicts
>>585547743Just like all the other shitposters we've had i can't wait until you're gone in a few months hopefully even faster you provide literally zero value here
>>585547972right, so all those posts claiming you're not mad are obvious lies. you're seething at drawings.
>>585547620I just think it's neat
>>585548080sad for you, I've been here for years and will be forever since I really like these games and I like talking about them and I also like seeing you guys react, I will outlast you well into duskbloods too
>>585547621This. Especially anonymous men instead of her fellow foids. She can't even contend on an even playing field.
>>585539967he's just that gaped you gotta understand man
You can tell husbandtroon is growing increasingly insecure over being identified as ESL with these long winded verbose posts
>>585548389She's been blowing her tampon all week
new>>585548478>>585548478
>>585548230such a kino game... until you play it
>>585548236None of these things are true, you'll be gone soon enough trust meThough it'd be better if you were gone entirely by jumping off the nearest bridge
>>585548382raped*
>>585548487Too early retard>>585548691It's still a kino game then?
>>585386707Made him run into the next thread half a day after the fact to repeat the same cope like the last time you gaped and exposed him over his obvious subhuman comment job well done
>>585548487The other guy isn’t even doing it anymore idiot cut that shit out
>>585547743>>585548691>>585548902>>585539967>>585548382>>585548818>>585548902shut it reterrd
>>585548389>"long winded verbose posts">Scroll up to see what the anon is talking about>No post is longer than 2 linesIs the bar for literacy really so low?
>>585548917Last couple of times when I waited until page 10 he was back at it. But I'll wait again.
>unprompted greasoid post rape trauma dumpclassic
>>585548861Ranni was jacked before her doll body holy smokes.
>>585549074>quoted it twice Damn they stomped you out good
>>585548389>>585548691jej
>>585548389ESL and probably a tranny going by the vocaroos
>>585548154ok so, let's say I were to humour you and it's some sort of gotcha moment, what did you expect to happen next? because from my point of view it seems totally pointless and inaccurate to say, you have to understand that when I type these I am always giggling and having a good time, but you give off the impression that you have some weird investment in proving..something? beyond the fruitlessness it's a really boring way to conduct yourself
>>585549078??? >>585534052
Wtff i think I can hear xer giggling thru the seethe paragraph perhaps she is correct
>>585548705wrongest post by far, tinged with cringe juvenile edginess
>>585550381I assume they were referring to recent posts. So I didn't scroll up that far.
>>585551197Hello
>>585526593>>585421235
>>585551439Hey
>>585550028i expected a concession and i got one. keep seething at anons over drawings i guess, you're only encouraging it.
>>585550381He’s retarded go easy on him
>>585549382>>585549241>>585550842>>585551578>>585553994shut it terrmaggot
>>585555950Wake up bitch
>>585556221you lost retard cope
>>585556221You’re kind of the raped
>>585555950Nasty
>>585556543>>585556730thanks for the self description
>>585549837Godfrey
>>585559050 meant for >>585559050
>>585559065i wonder where they had dinner
>>585549837Executor
>>585549837Wylder
