Previous: >>585395536New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/qRdCSqwkg5M>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O, New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep ToshoCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 1, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Halloween Duramente (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
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more people in Open Leauge! Yay!
ryan LOVEi just made a ryan for the danchou cuphopefully i dont get last
>>585419367I would not say this
>>585419367i think it will be more common as the game goes on, you would think with perfect future sight people would save perfectly, but the snackers will fall out of graded one by one.and we have a lot of newbwos lately, they get the open league pass.
SHOULD I LOGIN AT 3PM OR 10PM UTC TOMORROW WHY DOES THIS GAME HAVE TWO RESETS TO BEGIN WITH
kingu love
>>5854195363pm
Friendly reminder that King's mother was right and did nothing wrong
>>585419541
>>585419536banner reset
any super duper /uma/oldfag here?remember that one time anon got kicked because of some naughty words in club chat?which club was that?
>>585419536supposed 10pm UTC but it is not confirmed safe, i would wait for someone else to login and confirm its safe
it's safe login now
>>585419746mambo
you guys know you are in a homestuck thread, right?
>>585419746It was bricked. Never let them forget
>>585419746i have been here for 5 years since /umajp/
>>585419821What the fuck is homestuck?
>>585419821Y3S YOU D1PSH1T, W3 LOV3 HOM3STUCK H3R3
>>585419821oohhhhhh nooooooo I've fallen into this terrible traaaaaaaaaap ooooooooohhhhh I'm meelllllllllltiiiiiiiingbecauseIamadelicatesnowflake
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
i want to fuck umafor example this onebut also others
>>585420036*bites it off*
>>585420221nyoooo.....
>>585419536I can't wait to laugh at retards like you that screw up tomorrow.
>>585419746I wasn't in any of the threads but I followed all the initial promotions and countdowns on the official sites since their early beta concept days.
>>585419871ha.that's another one off the list
>>585420314she can't help ityou can't blame her
i call it team black
Do I need to start with pinks for looping or can I just go in with good skills first and hope that I get good pinks at the very end while I carry my sparks around through the whole thing? My girls are staying at Dirt B and I assume that it makes it not possible for them to get Dirt sparks?
too short
>>585420476Looping is all about whites. Worry about pinks and blues on parents and GPs.
>>585420471very cool, but shouldn't you switch your brown for Vodka
>>585420519It will never be big
>>585420471kek at hishiama
DANCHUDSPOST YOUR DANCHUD CUP UMANOW!
>>585420490delicate snowflakes prissily continue an ancient war
>>585420471>black>curren chan>gold city
MISS AKIKAWA PLEASE APPEAR ON THE FACILITIES WHERE MY SUPPORT UMAS ARE TRAINING HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>585420702nyo. i made one last week but I won't reveal it until sign up
>>585419484>>585419484>>585419484real non schizo thread here, move
>>585420892me neitheri dont want people bringing debuffers to fuck me with my shit stam
>>585420835
>>585420036I find the idea of raping her so fucking hot, like both torena and windy want to do it but windy is so damn animalistic she's bucking and kicking and biting the whole time, so torena has to physically restrain and wrestle her in order to impregnate her.
>>585420937its one ace per person nigga who is wasting sp on that
>>585420929hmmmm that's something HE would say
>>585420994* and *****
>>585420957
>>585421086neither of them are danchous eligible for the danchou cup tho
>>585421198i can see one getting promoted just for it for the drama
>>585420471amazon isn't wearing anything black though...
>>585421239idk officer is one thing but i dont see anybody risking that for a bit
parent run managed to reach SS with these cards and kinda bad parents
>>585421351brother brought the "my trainer is a whore" deck
>>585420780
man I can't be bothered with this thread war faggotry I wanna play games shut up and get your shit worked out kids
>>585421239Maybe V, but a is a better player so highly unlikely.
>>585421497it's always 1-3 people continually shitting things up
Won't be posting till the day before the race, reposting cause nov 1 is in the middle of CM7 days left before the Tenno Sho Autumn which means its also 7 days left before the first leg of the Dancho Cup Autumn Triple Crown!Track info: Tokyo 2000m, left, sunnny, firmRules:1. Only join with 1 uma2. Only 1 dancho can join per club3. Be mutuals in game with the designated room host as to keep away bad actors from the race4. Invaders can write a formal letter of request in the thread to join a race beforehand(we only got Fingerdark for now)5. Have fun Point system: For now we have a linear point system whwre 1st gets 10, 2nd gets 9, 3rd gets 8 so on and so forth... till 10th place and beyond with a point each.And the pastebin archives: https://pastebin.com/hK5wXJuY
>>585421576I just want to be in peace...
>>585420471heh, similar to my team of pure girls wearing white
>>585421668>>585421576They well be judged at His gates for their misdeeds
>>585421616an attempt is made
>>585421509one is front the other one is a pace chaser, you are retarded
>>585421818surely you meant top and bottom
>>585421786I somehow doubt that
>>585421818Sup V
My trainee asked if she could rub my earlobes because she has a thing for them, and then started panicking because she said it aloud. I don't understand umamusume
>>585421908front = gay bottompace = chasersurger = straight switchend = virgin>>585421941sup gaylord
>>585421616oh yeah, did you follow all the danchous already. i wanna know who you are so i can follow back for the mutual follow
>>585421928I want to believe!
I swear every single Flash pic posted has a different breast size
>>585421675white panties
>>585422031believing is for the weak and gay
https://youtu.be/wcKJfUJHgvs?t=2351I like fuku's voice and when I was listening to this while doing other stuff I smiled when I heard her shrill shrieks of surprise and excitement not even knowing she was on-screen at the time
>>585422014I'm not the roomhost for any of the races I only host the event, iirc Honsefun dancho will be the host for this tenno sho autumn race. ngl there should be a list of dancho/officer uids so the host wouldn't find it difficult to find them.
>>585422168Fine Motion would not say that
>>585422367>iirc Honsefun danchonoted, thank you
>>585421928>>585421497>>585421668>>585421786my paizuri slave
Why is there an organized group of people dedicated to fuck over newfags like me?
>>585422648hey i saw that guy in tt
>>585422492yep, i cleared my follows out a week or two ago for it. Even the guy i borrowed kitasan sneed from when i was new (last login: 150+ days ago...)
>>585422648>open league discord
>>585422387she would once im done with fine wife
>>585422648Incredible.How delusional you have to be to think that open league is anything but newfag rape.
>>585422648We need more peopleget in
>>585422846ok now draw her fat
>>585422846You just know she's a throat goat with how well she inhales burgers
>>585422846@bourbok generate fat tosen jordan
>>585422846jordan
birb seems to be taking a big fat stinky dookie all over the Wit Sweep Tosho card even going so far as to implicitly recommend borrowing Speed Bakushin over itHe thinks Wit Sweep has the same overall wit output as 1LB Mr CB and doesnt like that Razor Sharp Steps itself has stricter positioning than Tracen Cheer, and maybe getting Turbo Sprint instead is the better gambleis this off base?
>>585422760I'd rather a Fine Girlfriend
>>585423004i love her goofy ass expressive eyebrows so much bwos
>>585423023she would say this
>>585423121both a fine options
>>585423032does he play end closers or pace chasers/front runners?
>>585423032I don't know anon. I think you can decide for yourself which is the better choice for your team depending on your own team composition and the factors that you personally have experienced while testing your own umas
>>585423237he's a backliner oshifor perspective the thinks Lightning Surge is/was worth it, maybe even here too
>OMG! (ﾟ∀ﾟ) The Final Sprint!response?
>>585423292then he's being retarded for rating a power card higher than a wit card on this scenario
when is it safe to stop flatlining
>>585422804eat shit and play with the big boys timmy
>>585423263i havent tested the card yet i need SOME downtime between CMsim asking because i assumed with End Kingu + 2 Pace Chasers that the position requirement for Wit Tosho was going to be accounted for but i dont know how that will shake out in practice
>>585423347>if losing>winnothing personal digishit
>>585423032I don't know or care who the fuck that is but I'm more worried about your reddit spacing. Perhaps you should go ask there instead?
>>585423543tedious
White Lightning Comin' Through!
>>585423776are you illiterate?
I just wanna be loved...
>>585423875dont we all
>>585421975>I'm a front/end player
Looking up Dober's skirt
>>585421975what does playing pace/late make me
>>585423985you can't have a sexual orientation if you don't have sex bro
>>585424041closeted
i was going to post lets pump some iron with a mejiro ryan picbut when i searched for a good one i got his dead bodyim crying now
>>585423416Alright anon I'll help out a bit.According to my hakuraku, Louder Tracen Cheer activated 13 times in 17 races.Obviously 17 is not a big sample size but this is a late surger Kingu who's running with 2 pace chasers, and personally I am fine with 76% chance to satisfy the position requirements (not taking into account races where she rushed). If you're running an end closer with razor sharp steps you might also get around this value or a bit lower because of wit checks, but if you're fine with around 3 out of 4 chance to satisfy position requirements then go ahead and take the skill.
>>585424047How can I possibly be a virgin if I'm gay? Those fags will shag anything.
The director doesn't want you to know this but, the bald trainers you see at the track are free. I have 7 trainers stashed in my dorm from this method
I think she wants to fuck
>>585424337so you're gayand have had sex, thus non virginwith other men, right?
i think she wants to fuck
>>585419536both are wrong retard, uma xitter already posts the time the freedraw reset, and no i WILL NOT spoonfeed
where's the trainer room modeI want to molest my trainees
that's it, it's time to post something cute
>>585424887why did you censor post something cute
>>585424887
I hate Tousen Jordan. Recommend me an Uma wife.
>>585425126
>>585424982>woaw that looks good let me figure out who post it>reverse search it>I'm already following them and I already liked it too
>>585425253early onset dementia ojiisan...
GLORIOUS MOMENT
hitting A+ stats with these cards is impressive, could tell the calculator was used liberally
>>585424447proofs?!
Mejiro Palmer :)
>>585425126Gold Ship
>>585425564unity bubbles let you kinda run whatever has skillsthats kinda cracked for an open league deck, i wouldnt be surprised if he pulled for that stuff intentionally for open league
>>585425641I'd like to have loving sex with Paam and HeliosBut esp Paam
>>585425739Pulled what stuff? I just used whatever I had.
>>585425757Same.
>>585426012oh i was mainly looking at the oguri wit and daiwa power. Neither are cards that could be afforded to pull for to get them to MLB for graded league (their banners were at pretty bad times iirc) but for open 1 copy is enough, those are pretty lucky to have for your initial deck
i'm so sleepy but its friday night with the boys and i don't wanna go sleepy early
>>585426392unc...
>>585422648want to troll em? fill the room with debuffers
>>585426052yes, like that, on the beach, hidden from everyone
>>585424952sex with unknown and definitely not former umadol uma
>>585424843then it's tomorrow at 3PM UTC
>>585425564How would the calculator be used to determine which cards I should use? I just look at what skills I need, plug in whatever stats I think I would want to get, and just pray real hard bursting balls. This was my goal and it was really tough getting my Rob Roy to an acceptable stat but she only fires her unique 10% of the time despite being in the correct place so I dumped her and made Kawakami to replace her.
from the legend raceswhos a better generic parentfuji kiseki or eishin flash
>>585426245Yeah everything is kind of falling into place. I didn't know Rob Roy was a Pace but I got all these Pace cards.
>>585426705uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>585426392post what you atewhat you're playingwhat you're listeningare you flatlining?what are you doing with the boys tonite?
>>585426760flash becomes the better acefuji unique has a few niche use cases(weaker tripulse that can fire in 1st place)neither are insanely needed so you can pick with your wiener
>>585426760>generic parentFuji >this CMEishin
>>585426868just post it in /vm/
why did you have to mention me?we are THIS close to the end of the month and you just HAD to pour that little water into my dying heart didn't you?why won't you let me go
>>585426962spill the tea
wei
>>585427047we might be back together soon ehehe......
Thoughts on Grass?
>>585427047nyo
>>585427245white woman jumpscare
if only there was an entire board for rping that people could use instead of wasting image slots here
>>585427371if only...
>>585427371
>>585427371loooong neicha is looooong
>>585427371we should make a umacord i agree completely
>>585427245She is a refined lady (A bit boring too)
>>585427245Why does she punish El so much?
>>585427537she is a bad person
>>585427537Eru is larping as a mexican despite being american, that's very weird.
Just got home from work, can I login now, or is it tomorrow?
>>585427682Well, yes and no.
>>585427328Japanese woman jumpscare
>>585427682tomorrow
>>585427682yes
>>585427682You can login whenever you like
Mares are dangerous.
>>585427682Tomorrow at reset which is about 12 hours from now
>>585427709>>585427729>>585427739who do i believe
>>585427718Grass is as American as apple pie
>>585427805me
Is it just me or do fan runs award fewer carats than parent runs? My research says that all graded races have a 5% drop chance, but do we actually know if that applies in independent training?
>>585427789that only works if you have the right kind of account
Why's every post ending at 9
>>585427805Triple 9s
>>585427371some fetishists have a mental illness where they want others to watch them fetishize. Tend to find lolicons the most annoying in this aspect as they try to be just unashamed of it and label any petite girl a loli. Feetfags were up there but they died off when it became a normie meme
>my pov in 5 days
>>585427929>9what the FUCK
>>585427973>hurdur lolicon le bad okayshut up normalfag
>>585427929stop nyoticing the numbers, they will make you go mad.
9 is the new numberposting?
>>585424982shoulda got a spinoff season where its just these two
>>585426705Uhh Buu-chan, this is kinda creepy
9 and your oshi becomes a tulpa that visits you in your dreams to jerk you off
>>585428085Cirnoposters in my /uma/? Now this thread will be baka coded...
>>585428219>9somebody hold me im scared
>>585426705kawaii...
>>585427973say your truth son
Only idiot posts end in a 9.
>>585428219>now
>>585428186anon, only 7s work for this sorta thing7 and your oshi becomes a tulpa who visits you frequently4 and that still happens but her voice is mildly different in just an offputting enough way to annoy you if youre autistic about it
>>585426705The trend isn't real. Its just an excuse.
>>585427973>Feetfags were up there but they died off when it became a normie memeFeetfags were an anomaly before it became a normie meme.
>>585423023she'll have some motherly charm after I impregnate her
>>585428370I love whatever uma this guy drawsBut esp buebue
>>585428063Where did i say it was bad? I said youre annoying faggots or constantly wrongly label things loli and that is irritating
>>585426705
>>585428482thoughts on oppai loli, lolibaba, and nojyaloli?
>>585423153
Do you guys have a Type?I have a Type.
>>585428453His favourite seems to be Dober which I am glad about
>>585428584I call it a keyboard
>>585428418they definitely weren't an anomaly back when i used to frequent /tv/. Basically couldn't go a thread without one of them showing up. But since it became normie i feel like those types became wakipai (armpit)
>>585428584I ofteb make typos
>>585428584normal type
>>585428569shes so fuarking cute
>>585428597He got to meet AND touch the actual horse. So yeah, it's very much his favorite.
>>585428613>they definitely weren't an anomaly back when i used to frequent /tv/. brainrot
>>585428584
>>585424003fuji would do this after milking her trainer to the point of unconsciousness
>>585428613I think it's been a long time since "omg feet!!!" has become a meme.It's just it has become extra popular in the last 3 years.
>>585426627are you the zrr newcutie? how could you abandon your oshi like that?
um rice shower?
>>585428683>>585428597And drew about it too
>>585424831aoi's so desperate for a hug, it's kinda cute
The scout thing is described confusingly but i realize now you'd have 50 on uma scout if you login at 6PM EST tomorrow. Kinda want to wait till sunday out of parnaoia since soon as you login boom.
>>585428824I'd make cute manga if I was able to meet Luna, CB or buebue as well.
>>585428824
>>585428683if anons here got to meet their favorite mare they would probably
>>585427245big butt
for a 40/60 split, I just have to save my free roll today until banner reset, right?
>>585428946D-Dober's pressing her face into the body of a man she's just met!Horny slut...!
>>585429089very tru
>>585428798As I said, her unique just randomly doesn't fire despite being in the correct placing at the right spot. I had many tries where she was 1st the entire race and it would just not fire most of the time, so I gave up. She wasn't winning any of my mocks anyhow.Also I was told that oshi umamusume gamers use 2 debuffers and I think that's gay.
>>585427759
>>585429218dober is like 30+, we are watching a cougar on the prowl
>>585428078Why is this fuku so off putting. Its like she just got done cursing you and is watching it unfold with joy right before her eyes
>>585427604Grass is a white woman larping as Japanese...
>>585427245my favorite pure japanese woman
>>585429481this was already debunked
>>585429478she has seen things.
>>585429441Dober letting herself go in her old age
>>585429481grassu is japanese tho? her calligraphy in particular is very authentically nippon
>>585429264I saw this explanation for rob roy's unique not firing consistently on this course, seems like a 1200m edge case for her since the phase condition overlapping with the 400m distance condition causes problems
>>585429560*Glups*
>>585429612>letting herself go>slim and fit hourglass figure>giant titsnot much letting herself go going on here
>>585429612i want to let myself go while inside her
>>585429481Grass is from Kentucky, what kind of pizza do they enjoy over there?Also, Chicago deep dish pizza looks like a casserole.
>>585429709you should know that anime girls don't get old and fat
>>585428683>>585428824>>585428946I just like that Bell is so energetic for her age. She seems happy and healthy.
>>585429709IRL Grass got super fat after retirement and he looked cute (and unhealthy)
Dont believe people when they say this is a lowrollthis is a giga highroll on an uma who's carried by the easiest career in the game
>>585429641What the fuck is that what someone in the last thread meant by the game depending on the frame rate?
>>585429813that isnt the POINT, mr unfun!
>>585429685*Shittos*
>>585429873>grass is the real architecht umamuch to consider... perhaps ive been too harsh on the grassfags..
>>585429983Nothing you do in your game client will affect the race, but the race simulation happens at 15 FPS on cygames' end.
>>585429990kitsune ass uma...
>>585430054>15out of 10!
>>585430000woah... checked..
>>585430008
>>585430054>Nothing you do in your game client will affect the racenuh uhm you have worse rng if your phone battery is 30% or less
>>585430127LOL FUCKING FAT AMERICAN CUNT
>>585430108be careful with the fucking numbers man
>>585427759this one especially
I'll just make a new account to test if I should log in at the 1st reset or the 2nd
>>585430173>AMERICAN
>>585430193but anon, you have to open the game to backup your data link password and uid
>>585430127if grass was this fat ingame i would use her every cm and pulled her alt
>>585430175Numbers dont mean shit. 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42, they're all just meaningless slop
>>585430254YOUAREANAMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
>>585430054you don't know that
>>585430108I only ever get good numbers when I shitpost so I guess that's appropriate...
>>585429612Dober (30)
>>585430284I play on steam and my phone, I can just uninstall everything on PC and reinstall
>>585430317I know that
>>585430380https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/151209042>>585430381>Dober: Extreme levels of sex appeal
>>585430380who taught her to dress like that
>>585430127that's one red horse
ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR NEEEEEEEEEEEEWW TRIPLE CROWN CHAMPION TOMMROOW??
>>585430452I taught Urara to dress like this
>>585430315>15bwo?!?!?!
>>585430413Cause you got that?
>>585429778it is basically a casserole, yeah. the midwest spatial anomaly converts all food into casserole.
>>585430452she saw kingu packing one into her suitcase before she went on that onsen trip with her torena
>>585430519A red blooded American
>>585430551I'm ready for a disaster.
today I will post THAT
Pure Noble wins the 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Niigata
>>585430178
>>585430767somebody beat you to it
>>585430767yay, jordan.webm is being posted—huh?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT?!
Okay but remember Dober can be cool too
>>585430718dober bouncing on top of me like webm related
>>585430767wait a minute this isn't the usual webm
>>585430818>he doesnt know
>>585430551what are the odds for lovechad bros i'm scared...
>>585430767whoa there
>>585430854dober isn't a whore, tho?
Lord Grail wins the 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Kyoto
>>585430923i hadnt finished the webmi felt real fear when it started changing
>>585430767wtf
>>585430767https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdhhQhqi_AE>>585430980She will be once I'm done with her bloodline.
>>585430380Longer hair is an upgrade for all umas
Star Flash wins the 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Tokyo
I WANT TO HAVE LOVING SEX WITH THIS TOMBOY UMAI WANT TO HAVE A HAPPY FAMILY WITH THIS TOMBOY UMAI WANT TO
Is Grandmasters the only scenario where rainbows are available even for card thats of a different category? This is insane
evens i goon to my usual choiceodds i mix it up and go for dober
loveFRAUD will JOB
>>585431187Yeah that's why Urara Guts is used
Sanono Kiseki wins the 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Niigata
>>585430980Dober exposes her sticky armpits to everyone!!!
Arcane Trail wins the 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Kyoto
>>585431174
>>585431118Daring feet
Initial Point wins the 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Tokyo
>>585431454>>585431460boy minds think alike
>>585431612I don't recognize this uma
>>585431604
Ricordi Oro wins the 3rd race (2YO Maiden) at Niigata
>>585431612Jailed uma
>>585431734
Hamed Style wins the 3rd race (2YO Maiden) at Kyoto
>>5854317717 and tact sexo finally gets a banner4 and she'll be kept from the playerbase for 5 more years
>>585431771Cute uma
>>585431174>grabbing armsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHE'S IN CONTROL EVEN IF IT LOOKS LIKE A WALL SLAMTRAINER WATCH OUT
your reaction when tact gets a supoka alt before being scoutable?
>>585431883why are spespawns so sex?
>>585431835
Tanta Felicia wins the 3rd race (2YO Maiden) at Tokyo
>>585431942Its a mystery
if Lovcen loses tomorrow I am done with Keiba this is a threat
Cave de Vin wins the 4th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Niigata
>>585432035i said the same thing when Croix du Nord jobbed but im still watching
>>585432035Nyoo at least stick around for Forever Young her race is like 5 days after the Kikuka Sho
>>585430175or what?
Scolari wins the 4th race (3YO+ Jump Open) at Kyoto
>>585432198you might get more than you bargained for
Heiva I Tahiti wins the 4th race (2YO Debut) at Tokyo
>>585431959
Affect wins the 5th race (2YO Debut) at Niigata
>>585430315>15I'd suggest you stop taunting powers you have no understanding of anon
One of the greatest characters ever created.
Smart Pinnacle wins the 5th race (2YO Debut) at Kyoto
>>585432332dying to tell you anything you want to hear? because that's just how shiraoki is this week
>>585432247>jump openis that a steeplechase or something?
>>585432602my dick between her kneelbows
Lilas Nova wins the 5th race (2YO Debut) at Tokyo>>585432648yes
I want to jerk offButI want to also not jerk off
>>585432332................
what should I expect in the Maya shop?
>>5854327567 and you jerk off4 and you stare at pictures of ryan
Maddux wins the 6th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Niigata
>>5854328196 and I don't jerk off for 6 months
>>585432774>4ANON, NYO—
>>585432806I swear I attached the image
>>585432906
Real Alba wins the 6th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Kyoto
>>585432906wishing your prostate well, anon>>585432945cunny. just be sure to hide it from tsa when you get back
>>585432602
>>585432906O-Oh...
>>5854329066 and I pound this bwos prostate every night so he doesn't get pent up
new ogli test205627202056272020562720
>>585433040Uh, 4 and I pass on my curse to this anon
JIGGEEEERS IM BAAAACKhttps://jiggie.fun/_4uEOH>https://jiggie.fun/_4uEOHhttps://jiggie.fun/_4uEOH>https://jiggie.fun/_4uEOHhttps://jiggie.fun/_4uEOH
American Friends wins the 6th race (2YO Debut) at Tokyo
>>585432906Its for the better
>>5854331438 and your curse doubles down, extending to a year2 and it happens to me instead
>>585432906make sure you get a cage so you aren't temptedand remember prostate stimulation doesn't count as jerking off
>>585432485
feng shui isn't real btw
Need come on my face
>>585433024free information on maya? sign me up
>>585433176This is bad, I get horny too easily... I might need to stop using this thread>>5854331879 and uhhh umm
>>5854331316/9
>>585433242
>>585433320>I might need to stop using this threadSame. Every time I come on here I kinda lose myself and get tempted to try and initiate things with anons.
So how does the Free Rolls work for tomorrow(for someone who hasn't been flatlining and actually using the free card rolls)?If I log in before it changes over to the Uma banner, does the free rolls stay on the Card banner?
>>5854333207 and this anon can only cum to horse pussy
>>585433435
>>585433131no one joined so i just opened to the publichttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=pQep62dBEJVhSBwPDiSGXrLsguess i'll try again later
>>585433476If you log in but wait to roll it'll change to umas but you'll also get 2 other replies incorrectly stating otherwise
>>585433497DEAR SHIRAOKI
>>585433442I don't initiate things I am a bit shy but I feel fuzzy when anons sometimes post Umas >>5854334974 and no I don't!!!
Grand Saison wins the 7th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Niigata
>>585433623How about this. 6 and its reduced to 6 days instead. Surely you can go that long without doing it
>>585433641>Makku spawn>Orfevre spawn
>>5854336816 and it's another 6 months
>>585433442i wish i could interact in those kinda ways without derailing the thread but i guess filters exist if they dont wanna see it..
>>585433623too late. somebody post THAT link
>>5854329064 and you get prostate cancer
>>5854338020 and YOU get prostate cancer chump!
>>585433476Just login after banner reset time, you're not itching to do your dailies anyway.
stop playing with numbers
If this post is 4 you have to reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep
>>585434003they will learn the hard way.
>>585434115neither cafe nor her friend would do this
Took at nap and had a dream where I got doxxed through a powerpoint document and at the end there was a message with a Dober image.My head hurts.
what if I have sweaty, around the world, all you can lick, hard, soft, umazing sex with Digitan?
>>585434297
Acorn Dream wins the 7th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Kyoto
>>585434297I guessHalo totally would though
Good night
>>585433747Anon no!>>585433758Well most of the time I don't get a response anyways so derailing here :,) but when I do I don't go too far, I just indulge a little before backing off and leaving things be. also truth be told I sometimes get jealous when a random anon gets picked and gets a nice response. I know this whole thing is gay but yea
>>585434428digitan! you got so... big
>>585434623umasumi
Wish I had a nonny...
stop being so (blatantly) gay.
i love C.B
>>585434623gnight
Give me an Uma wife or I leave this general forever. Don't test me.
Love and Like wins the 7th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Tokyo
>>585434878there are lots here, i think
>triple pink spark on first inspoyeah this run is going to be ass isn't it
>>585435279slacker double mood down incoming
Realize Aurum wins the 8th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Niigata
>>585427245my wife
So is Machan actually better as a pace?
7 and someone post uma boobs.
>>585428584she looks like she kisses good
>>585435747
>>585434946The Three Goddesses will decide your fatehttps://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_Characters
>>585435860God I love tanlines so much
>>585435889
>>585435689id have to check the numbahs on this but i think so. with a lot of midrace and plancha+mummy you can crank out a lucky pace build with pretty low effort
>>585435870>Appleuhhhhh can I exchange for a winner umamusume?
I will NOT visit Tomakomai tonight. Already have all the dirters I need.
>>585435889Holy Saved
i ran out of deodorant
>>585436054Hmmmmmmmmmmm nyo
Olibanum wins the 8th race (3YO+ 2 Win ALW) at Kyoto
>>585436205
>>585435870Is this an NPC?
I've been gone all week, I can log in now, right?
When is the Kikuka Sho?
>>585433758 Sometimes I feel the same way right after I've posted something like that. Usually too cringy to just delete it though soooo
>>585436489It was safe to log in 2 days ago
Stop being ashamed of your cringe gayposting if it's the right time and the right thread just let it happen
>>585436564deleted posts always draw more attention, and its never too cringe for me
>>585436484She's playable actually
Cosmo Achieve wins the 8th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Tokyo
17 HOURS UNTIL ALL YOU TAMALOVERS BETTER LOG BACK INWE CANT LOSE TO MAMBO LIKE THIS
I'm pretty happy with the free card pulls desu
>>585435689Yes t. built both
1,000,000,000,000,000 children
Okay sprint El might be kinda cool
>doing fan runs>+0>+0>+0>+0>+35Law of averages
Uma height
Does Gametora not have the support card's description/story or am I just blind? Some of them are interesting to read.
>>585436961oh, it's that grim already
god this game makes me feel lonely sometimes, evil horses
>>585436564You deserve nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love.
>>585437269Brighttore...
>>585437218never screenshot the keb wave, its cursed
>>585437178It does not, as far as I can tell
>>585437269Yeah?
>>585437423Well, I found them on Umareader. All's good.
Akau Flugel wins Inabikari Tokubetsu at Niigata
when does the 100 kita pull timer happen? been gone for a while so might as well wait till then
>>585437453Hair so purple she looks like McQueen
>>585437513You already missed like 40 of it.
>>585437312 That's alot nicer than the responses I usually get... Not sure whether that's a good thing or not.
>>585437646Just check the size of her bust to see who is who
>>585437513next banner reset
>>585437646thats pink bro
>>585437513you have 10~ hours left to login
>>585437738I will NOT recalibrate my monitor >>585437714Hot... Honestly I like both so I'll take any of the two
>>585437714McQueen should have gotten big boobs desu wa
>>585437320i don't have bright, will she make me worse >>585437453now dober, dober could fix me, her career is very cute
Shut up Fuku
>>585438062her boobs get bigger after you put a baby or two in her
Sky Meteor wins Nadeshiko Sho at Kyoto
>>585437704Let's say it's a good thing. Laurel a cute
>>585438237holy crap take is a boy in this picture
>>585438183holy name aura
>>585419536You missed 1,500Carats!
is I Wanna Win With You any better for sprint than longer distancesdo i buy that or mad dash + double circle on front corners and sprint corners
>>585438281get mad dash and double circle ront+sprint cornersdouble circling x corners is so important in shorter tracks but nobody ever mentions it
Trying to get multiple turf spark procs on Urara is CBT, fucking hell.
>>585438341This desu. Skills are shorter so you need their effects to be stronger.
i just got info it might not be safe to log into tomorrow
>>585438413What happens to him
>>585438439I got a triple proc on my Rob Roy once with a 4.9% per spark. I believe in you.
>>585438259Putting aside all the gay shit for the moment, yes. Laurel a cute.
Lovcen has this in the bag
Leo Agile wins Shojiko Tokubetsu at Tokyo
>>585438790Yeah, I am feeling a bit sleepy so I wouldn't be able to do any proper gay shit right now. Soon though
We fucked
>>585439132this is a mother
Anyone have the streaming link for today's race?
>>585439285it's on the usual place
>>585438341>>585438570thanks lads. 1 sprint ace done
>>585439285https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6Cs5yLazlA (needs VPN)https://kick.com/b01doghos
boy dog hoes
>average fan fun is 1.1 million fans>average dirt run is 500k fansWhy does Japan hate dirt racers?
>>585439092Next time then, I suppose.
Kevala wins Suganadake Tokubetsu at Niigata
just listened to 20 minutes of gay porn, it's a famous Japanese meme though so it's not gay
>>585439805the amount of fans from a race you get is based on the prize money of the race irlmost dirt races in Japan are under NAR, NAR is not as rich as JRA so the prize money is lower
>>585439835heyyyyy
>>585439969this you?
there's 2 of these freaks
>>585439805all of the big races historically were run on turf. the derby, the tenno shos, the grand prix races, etc. no dirt races garnered anywhere near the same attention, and iirc japan didnt even have any dirt G1s until the february stakes was upgraded in 1997, 13 years after the grading system was established and by which time 20 turf G1s already existed
>>585439969billy...
>>585440049we are legion
>>585440000>>585439969Two Chiyoposters at the same time? Are you territorial?
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/_4uEOH>https://jiggie.fun/_4uEOHhttps://jiggie.fun/_4uEOH>https://jiggie.fun/_4uEOHhttps://jiggie.fun/_4uEOH
>>585437218>>585436961I warned you, but you didn't listen.
>>585440049how long until they fuck eachother?
i'm so fucking bored but it's too cold to goon
>>585440027actually kekked when the guy moaned the famous words like 114514>>585440103my friends groupwatched gachi but i wanna watch it alone, lost the link though
>>585440154Drama?
Sex with umas
>>585440183perchance its a sign you SHOULDNT jerk it crazy style rn mayhaps
>>585440179Are there any big races this weekend? I fell asleep and missed the last few G1s.
AIEEEE I LOGGED IN
>>585440332isn't Kikuka tomorrow?
>>585440332The Kikuka Sho is tomorrow
>>585440146guess which one is the umanko danchud
Asu Miru wins Nagaokakyo Stakes at Kyoto
>>585440361AHAHAHAHA YES!!!!!!!!!!! IT BEGINS%!>>585440272Win Capricorn for me and I'll spill it.
>>585440404The second one? but there is high chance none of them is.
>>585440332What anons mentioned, the final leg of the triple crown and Lovcen is a current double crown holderToday we have the Artemis Stakes G3
>>585440404It's definitely >>585439969. I can tell because he's in my club's Discord.
dirt mile cm waiting room
>>585440573>Artemis Stakes G3O hey, that junior year race I always skipped in MANT.
>>585440573>Today we have the Artemis Stakes G3I can point out this race in the junior calendar and know it's a mile race. Thank you MANT, I really needed to know this.
>>585440727>>585440730
>>585440645>they're watching gay porn in the umanko discordslander so good i could die
>>585440862It's not the umanko discord
>>585440862>they're watching gay porn in the umanko discordGod I wish
>>585440862Wrong club's Discord[/soiler]
>>585440727>>585440730>MANT was a keiba psyop to make gacha players learn JRA race schedulesnyoticing
why did she come at 3AM tho
TARUMAE BANNER IS OUT????????????????
Sum Shine wins Japan Agricultural News Hai at Tokyo
>>585441117what the fuck, I was getting worried nobody was pulling for Tarumae, why now?
>No Sweepy wit on my follow list>I'll just use Helios and find a Sweepy for the next run>Next run>No Sweepy wit on my follow list>I'll just use Helios and find a Sweepy for the next runFour fucking days I've been doing this.
uhhhhh?
>>585441117>>585441136She was meant to be released with the concert
easiest skip of my life. shant be pulling a d*rter
Why did an uma just drop at 1 AM in the middle of a holiday event? It would be funny if all the card pulls moved onto her instead of Kitasan.
Im such a fraud...
I UNBLESS ALL OF YOUR PULLS NOWNIGGERS
>>585433312not looking good ebayan bros...
>>585438652C O M P R E S S
>midnight release for a d*rter while lots of players are flatliningSounds about right.
>>585441205NOOO I'M NOT GONNA CUM
why aren't you rolling?
>>585441461why does everyone get random anime teios all the time this shit is rigge
when are we getting the spark pass...
>>585441687I WILL get all 3 dirt umawives
Are they allowed to do that??
I hereby curse all flatliners to not pull Kitasan during pulls 51-100!
>>585441882this uma molester kid Kitasan
>>585441687my heart has no space for a 2nd dirt pace chaser with big boobs
Well?
>>5854417733.5th anniversary, so start of 2028 unless they accelerate it
Aratama Fevre wins Uonuma Stakes at Niigata
>>585441687I am too busy being abducted to Germany, Ireland, the Satono household, and the Mejiro householdThere's no time to go to Tomahawkmai
>>585441958this STALLION is just asking for it
>>585441958make out session with me
>>585441985what a lineage on that horse wtf
>>585441882So I'll pull he during pulls 1-50?
did nobody pull on hokko
>>585441958Okay seriously what the fuck did she mean by this
>>585435889I really like this image, but I'm just too tired to do anything with it. I hate being a fat old salaryman.
>>585442120no one is awake yet to do so bwo
My uma list is getting pretty large now.
someone can correct me but is this the first time we have a shard in a non G1 race?
>>585442120flatlining hours bwo
fat old salaryman? where?
>>585441958I WANNA PINCH HER CHEEKS
>>585441687I had to go to 200 for my last two umas so no snacking for me
>>585442079spark maxxing
>>585442125sex
>>585442109If this post is ends in 7 then 1-50, making the flatline a pointless waste of carats and a rainbow shard. If it ends in 4 Cygames puts the pulls onto Hokko. Anything else and you pity for 100.
I'M GOING TO SNACK IN TAMADAMAOKAI
I read the gayest shit in my club chat history just now
>>585442304what the heck
>>585441687I don't care for Tomakomai
>>585442324>4This would be so funny.
>>585442362mambwo....
>>585442183Are any of the ones I got past Rob Roy any good? Specifically their uniques to inherit.
>>585442324
>>585442362You really just gonna say that and not provide a screenshot
>>585442362Not gonna share with the class?
Nishino Flower?
>>585442428Sei rape
>>585442464Camping Dober is really good on the tracks where her ult works.
>>585442464Oguri's is good for non-fronts
>>585442120I did. She's mine
>>585442194Yes Tama is that poor
so I heard the main story of this game is good and I wanted to give it a try. but I can't win the race to progress...what do
>>585442605proofs?
>>585439969https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXwPRmT41Bs
>>585442183bro is snacking.... save for ramonu wit bro...
>>585441958>>585442125
>>585442627which race?
>>585442627Which race...? I don't remember hard races in main story, I guess if you don't have any uma you trained you might be doomed
Would you top three favorite umas get along in a harem with you as the husband?
>>585440938What horse is the blue girl supposed to be
Why does Grass always mistreat El in fanart? Its so common
>stam growth for a dirt umaHokko better off shilling in the backstreets
Deal Maker wins Cassiopeia Stakes at Kyoto
>>585437704Only a man can make a man feel truly loved
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>585439969which japanese gay porn meme thogachi or inmu?
no idea who she isi just did a ten pull cause i felt bad the concert she was going to be announced in was cancelled
>>585441958Friendly reminder that she shares the same jockey/trainer as Still in Love in canon.
>>585442845suspicious scene.... also Tsuru-chan wouldnt do this
>>585442849read the story
G3 Artemis Stakes in 10 minutes
Now i get it why being danchud is so hard>1 fan run a day will give you 1 mill>if you doing something else on top of it it will give you even more (loopas)>like 40% of club i in cant do even that>i check popular /uma/ clubs too, there are a lot of people there too
ARTEMIS STAKES IN 10 BINGS
>>585442742>>585442734the very first one. I spent hours in unity cup career with haru urara and i got 3rd place because it's not her type of race
>>585439969friendly reminder that INMU KING was taken down nicodou recently. truly a loss for us all
>>585442912the one where the dude spikes the iced tea and rapes him while hes unconscious, didn't pop a boner btw
>>585442939>that BGやりますねぇ!
>>585442912https://youtu.be/fMicIH6mcWI?si=UawjJA9mwhkw3Th3
>>585442849It's entertaining.There are few moments where Grass goes "El..." in stories and Pasa freaks out, Pasa also says that she loves pushing her buttons, plus it's just dynamic that really leans into each other, hyperactive and loud Pasa and reserved and polite Grass.
I normally try to post this the day of the banner before an uma drops but I wasn't expecting her to drop now so here's Hokko's song, say something nice about it.https://youtu.be/TBHtDlom4Tg?si=g8vnxVX6EPeyJz6b
>>585442993let's go piko berry!
>>585442845>El Condor Pasa is MURVery fitting
>>585443121really sounds like the early 2010's character songs, 9/10
>>585443029Well... Yeah, you'll have to field someone who runs turf instead of dirt and can do long races, the game should have given you Daiwa Scarlet for free, she can do that
KIMITO
2 orfelings won today
Pasa on my face
>>585443029>i got 3rd place because it's not her type of raceYou've already diagnosed the problem. Goldship or Daiwa Scarlet can handle that race.
>>585443029you need decent stamina for that race too, shot in the dark maybe 500-600 with a recovery skill
Lets check the clocks, to get 60/40 i must not log in to the game before today daily reset? Or before tomorrow daily reset?
>>585443053Now time for you to listen to all the memes after watching inmu
>>585443029There is one hard race in the story, but this isn't it.
>>585442789>Maruzensky, Creek, NatureTwo of them are already friends in universe and the third gets along with everyone.
Yep, that's enough rolling for this banner
>>585443053Ah, "Babylon 34 Midsummer Night's Lewd Dream ~the IMP~" Chapter 4 "Coma Rape, My Senpai Turns into a Beast!", classics.
Currently researching CM22. I have no idea what Dirt skills are good but after a long session of clicking random stuff on gametora and umalator, I got this list. Can't grab everything but am trying to get at least the top 12. Still unclear how important Groundwork is on Pace.
>>585442635She's busy farming sashes currently
sex seven
>Get notification on phone>Hokko Tarumae's banner is outThe fuck??? Why is it out now?Has a banner ever been released from the usual time.
>>585443117I kneel to the true gods from the Golden GenerationA million cum tributes to both
>>585443274>>585443283>>585443226any of the current spotlight banners worth pulling or do I just redo career with daiwa scarlet?
IT'S RAINING HEAVY
>>585442993STARTING!!!!!!!!!!!
i want to rape teio
Gran Alegria pussy attack
>>585443431full tilt, my beloved, you get a hint from LH at the endI'd change Mummy for Blossom tho, groundwork is fine
>>585443509play with daiwa, you will get 50 free rolls in the kitasan black/satono diamond alt banner starting tomorrow or monday idk, but use those, afterwards you either keep rolling or save for the SSR mejiro ramonu wit card
What is cheerleader Halo good for?
>>585443509You're going to want to raise at least 15 umas so just give everyone a run or two.
>>585443509Kitasan/Satono is very worth pulling, but we're going to get 50 free pulls on it over the next week so it would be better to train Scarlet and see what you get for free before spending carats.
>>585443609winning this cm, being the parent of any end closer aspiring to win this cm
NIGEEE NIGEEEEE
Pulvinar wins G3 Artemis Stakes at Tokyo
The wrong carrot horse won
what Lys doing
>>585443609She's literally perfect for Cap.
>>585443602>>585443632>>585443613thanks bwos
>>585443590I'm looping with Windy Guts card and she gives it so I'll take it, thanks.
>Sakai on turf
>>585443662Is her unique that good?
say my name
KON BAN WA
Pulvinar joins >Lucky Lilac (2017)As an Artemis Stakes winner, congratulations!
>>585443720Oguri x King crack ship??
>>585443431forward march is good, otherwise its business as usual in terms of pace chaser skills. budding and shooting for victory are the valid accel inherits paces will be using on that track, get whichever you can.
>>585443749she's literally the best uma for this cm bwo
>>585443749She's the top 1 uma this CM if made an end closer
ENTER FRENCHMAN
>>585443749It is literally perfect on this track as it was specifically made for it. It was King's very first G1.
>>585443756Mario Lemieux
>>585442910GO AWAY
>>585443740ganbare friend
>>585443868did you spark for Tarumae? based
>>585443812this chart is always so dishonest>yeah just get the style sparks but also spark the distance and turf >just get perfect luck bro
>>585443812bakushin.....
>>585443906I did...
Easy
>>585443906....yeah
>>585443910She's the highest population end closer so clearly most people are making it work
>>585443812Why does she need to be an end closer when all of her skills are for late?
I have not seen any Kingu wins in rooms
she's so fucking adorable
little snackingone dupe
>>585444062she looks so fucking chubby
>>585444062Same I love her
>>585443910end kingu is unironically easier to make than most of the relevant ends, every other decent end but sweepy have to get thru the haruten.
>>585444051Easier to fulfill unique conditionsEnd has spurt and daring strike, late has nothing cool
>>585444051I lost to a Cheer King in open league room.
>>585443289Can you help a gwo here bros?
>>585444051Making her unique works consistently outweighs the gold skills
>>585444062she looks like shiny Special Week
>>5854440511. End closers have the highest speed coefficient and really strong card/gold in Mr. CB2. King's ult doesn't trigger if she gets too high in the ranking too soon and that's less likely as an end.
>>585442910Can I have her?
Wait a minute this isn't Tarumae
>>585444057>>585444141Meant this.
soon
>>585444094If you keep snacking imma tell kris
visit tomakomai>>585444351>>585444351>>585444351
>>585444057during burger hours there is someone here with a gigarapist king halo
>>585444057S rank kingu won here 1 time in lobby with UG7-UFs
>>585443289I'm just gonna wait until I start seeing lots of people posting about logging in and then I'll know it's safe
