Previous: >>585419147New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/qRdCSqwkg5M >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O, New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep ToshoCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 1, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Halloween Duramente (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>>585444351>>585444102yeah bitch get fatter
Nice view
I have tomakomai fatigue... 4 and that place gets nuked...
Just 12 little pink tickets, barely a taste
>>585444428Don't worry fotmsloppers will get tired just like they did with ZRR
Lets check the clocks, to get 60/40 i must not log in to the game before today daily reset? Or before tomorrow daily reset?BROS i neeed to know
Stopping for now, as usual thanks to keiba anons and anons for watching, if your favorite(s) won congrats, if they didn't may next time go better, there's 3 more races so if you stay watching i wish you the best of luckTomorrow... I don't think a lot needs to be said, we'll have the Kikuka Sho (Japanese St. Leger) last leg of the Classic Triple Crown, as some of you may know, Lovcen the current double crown has the opportunity to become the 9th triple crown winner, but let's not forget everyone who has achieved a victory this race and are in Umamusume, the winners>Saint Lite (1941) (Triple Crown)>Mr. C.B. (1983) (Triple Crown)>Symboli Rudolf (1984) (Triple Crown)>Super Creek (1988)>Mejiro McQueen (1990)>Rice Shower (1992)>Biwa Hayahide (1993)>Narita Brian (1994) (Triple Crown)>Mayano Top Gun (1995)>Matikanefukukitaru (1997)>Seiun Sky (1998) (Double Crown)>Narita Top Road (1999)>Air Shakur (2000) (Double Crown)>Manhattan Cafe (2001)>Hishi Miracle (2002)>Orfevre (Triple Crown)>Gold Ship (2012) (Double Crown)>Epiphaneia (2013)>Kitasan Black (2015)>Satono Diamond (2016)>Kiseki (2017)>Titleholder (2021)And let's not forget his peers will also do their best to win, pic rel represents every TC winner from Mr. C.B. to Contrail the last TC winnerWith nothing else to say I wish you a good night! Congratulations again for Pulvinar!Artist: https://x.com/jajaumant
>>585444473Hokko is significantly more popular than ZRR
you only like her because she has huge boobs
>>585444473zrr is our hero, not fotm
>>585444529And a pretty face, nice singing voice, and thick thighs
>>585444529Rickey mogged
>>585444481before tomorrow
gm
>>585444634@umagrok is this anon telling the truth?
>>585444634Are you sure? It's look like we already got 40 rolls not 30?
>>585444481Login doesn't matter. Just don't use the free 10pull before next CM reset
>>585444663
>>585444663gm
>>585444486>Fuku mentionedWith this 7, I bless Robuchen and wish him glad tidings in tomorrow's race
>>585444663good orenji morning
what the fuck man
>>585444836teh boyuma is about to be raped by the pedo
>>585444836marked lol
>>585444767Triple Crown incoming
>>585444836account brickey
>>585444836
>>585444351why is she advertising to global gaijin???
>>585444836Feng Shui is real
>>585444891I wonder if the VAs who did get Visas are enjoying an American vacation and gossiping about the one VA that didn't get one
>>585444529Yeah, and?
>>585444923Yum
I hate /Uma/.
>>585444767What the fork
>>585444739Are you sure?
I love /Uma/.
i love /uma/
>>585445039Yet you were bawling your eyes out and thinking about suicide when we were down just a couple of days ago. SYBAU
I feel ok about /uma/
Do you agree?
7 determines how I feel about /uma/.
>>585444891cute male jpop singer
>>585445207well, you rolled 7, how do you feel?
>>585445207>7search your own heart
>>585445069Like 90% since that worked for me the last time there was a split banner
>>585445207well?
7 and I spark for Tarumae
>>585445207You must reflect upon it yourself
>>585445207You like /uma/ and I am your favorite anon here
>>585444836 (me)none of these were flips by the way i got so excited at 3 rainbows and they were all dupes and I JUST FINISHED FARMING SEIUNnever let yourself get your hopes up ever
>>585445258>chibi_sweepy_getting_bred.jpg
>>585445207/uma/ is alright, you shouldn't hold strong feelings for this thread
>>585445207You'll die without /uma/
>>585445176yes
>>585445207You sexually and romantically love every /uma/ anon and want to be violently molested by oily muscular naked men
7 and I login 5 minutes before flatline period is over
>>585445390You're right, I should pour strong feelings inside you
>>585445207We are friends ofc!
>>585445207Hate everyone why contain it
>>585444836stop pullingrickey is telling you all you need is her
i fell for the propaganda
>>585445463......you got something you wanna get off your chest?
Seven!
>>585445207I think /uma/ sucks
>>585445640yeah, me
>>585445207We're good pals.
i think /uma/ swallows
>>5854456237 and everyone gets bad luck for 24h
Sprint S just isn't hitting...
>>585445207You like /uma/ but you love To make more
>>585445727hmmm
>>585445207i like /uma/>>585445727woah
>>585445727>snacking
>>585444529I like her braids. She'd look cute with big round glasses.
Vourbon's unique is usable for paces for this frontless CM right
Screw Tomakomai.Visit Rickey's umanko instead. Being inside her today is good feng shui.
>>585445827Thats lunch.
7 and i hit on the brown chick on my lecture
>>585445817>7
>>585445741got one yesterday but got diagramed and no cards finished
>>585445727sounds about right
>>585445914>4do not try it
OH MY GOD OPERA BROUGHT HER FUCKING RAPE SQUAD I'M RAPEDare these versions good?
>>585444836https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMWFnYnQVRw
>>585445894>4
>>585445727Kris S...
Why is she looking at me like this?
>>585445978Pink Taiki is top tier for both Sprint and the next Dirt CM
Just woke up can I login for my 100 kita pulls?
>>585445978that Taiki is a beast
>>585446023So cool...
will the kitasan banner have hokko tarumae in it?
>>585446029gotta toy with her more
>>585446029You forgot to fix your visa and now you can't go to Tomakomai
>>585445978Summer taiki is a great sprint/mile uma and has a smile that will nourish your heart and soulvflash is good after evos or something idk
>>585446113nyo, only umas before their release are on it, kita and dia on the other hand are available on hokko's banner
>>585446045yeah
>>585446045come back in 38.5 hours
>>585445258It's 30 actually. Not like it matters in my case anymore though.
>>585444836Rickey treats you as a boy toy
>>585446140Is she good for the two CMs coming up?
>>585445978kek what a KWAB
>>585446149alrighty, thanks
>>585445727sasuga super strong S
post more round umas
>>585446192she is the 2nd best unit for this sprint behind cheer king. slightly less good for the upcoming dirt because it will be ricky's world + she will need to inherit her og ult thru grandparents
You should come to Tomakomai NOW
>>585446314
>>585446364Guess I'll run 2xpace with Summer Taiki and Pearl and wedding Groove as late. I do like thematic teams
my onahole started peeling
>>585446529my butt is fine?
Hokko's story is cute
>>585446529how old is it wtf
>>585446523>class of '97based, gl bwo
i want to go to tomakomai
>>585446529Haven't used my Tenga's in forever, wonder how they fare.
>>585446635as you should
A cute big titty uma is all it takes
>>585446502You can't get any more rounder
>>585446460>7hr 15mins on the trainI might just fly instead
>>585446623thanks, you too bro
>>585446502>>585446790@umagrok make a fatter version of round falco alt
I'll miss this hag
>>585446886>no tokens>no date events>nowhere to be found in relevant training nodesnah bro.
>>585446886nah
>>585446529this is a teiopost with SiL taped over it
>>585446886Where is she going?
>>585447035tomakomai
>>585447035The dungeon. She doesn't know yet but she can't go out
>>585447035brazil
>>585447057>>585447112why it sounds so menacing
Her boobs are just fucking enormous
>>585447176Tomakomai is full of dangerous locadols.
I love saggy tits so much bros
there is literally nothing to do in tomakomai
post something jiggie worthy
>>585447391you can do- nay, i shant say..
Tomakomai is coming to mehttps://files.catbox.moe/6cxhmi.jpg
>>585447419dirter season
>>585447391This but Tomakomai.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t46FmcwlDbctarumae on the telly
>>585447505>Japan is on Winning Live 35>We're on Winning Live 8I think this is a better method to track the SPEEDO APPU progress
>>585447419
What the fuck you even do in Tomakomai.Looks like some industrial zone.
>>585447635meet a girl and save her from boredom
i want to fu cking play the game now NOW NOW I WANT TO PLAY FUCK FUC KUF CIKFU FUCK
>>585447264Scary...
>>585447635go golfing I guess
>>585447719? then play it bwo
>>585447635you can meet hokko IRL because he's still alive
>>585447635maybe if you play hokko's story you will find out
>>585447738Would anyone care about Tomakomai if Tarumae wasn't so fucking hot?
>>585447635I live in a place like that. It's fun to take pictures, but that's more like my personal enjoyment rather than something everyone should do.
>>585446529whatever you say, shark dick
Here is something you can do in Tomakomai
>>585447635It honestly wouldn't be a bad spot to have your hotel at if you're in hokkaido to do horse stuff, you're like an hour away from Sei's and Nishino's graves and if you go further down the coast that way you end up at versailles (ideally with an appointment) to go see Wonder Acute, Eishin Flash, Gimlet and all the other horsies.
>>585447561>ゼット世代had to cringe a single second into that video
So people in uma world don't think of umas as second class citizens?
Tomakomai?More like Umanko nice
huhmore than I thought
Dirt umas...are erotic??????????
>>585447886nigga the average uma could split your head wipe open like a watermelon with their bare hands
This better be worth the price or I'm raping Hokko
>>585446176Rickey scouting more boys for her "intensive feng shui" indoctrination while I watch...
When it was 5pm I didn't see any posts rolling for TarumaeDid the Cygames interns wake up?
>>585448124why are female predators so hot?
Ricket and I are a perfect couple because we both share the same interest in children1/5
Can someone explain why Laurel gets THIRTEEN whites from her secret events?
>>585448315Rickey*
>>585448428she raped brian
>>585448438
>>585448428Because she is the best girlReminder that unless you are that one other Laurelfag or me you CANNOT use Laurel under any circumstances whatsoever btwGatekeeping has begun
>Make a solid digitan>Rooms are all debuffslop>She constantly overshoots and fucks her razor steps/khi hate this i hate this
>>585448112They are very good
>>585448574What if I'm a Brianfag that wants to run both for rivalry?
>>585448574>Reminder that unless you are that one other Laurelfag or me you CANNOT use Laurel under any circumstances whatsoever btwI'm not sure anybody would even want to do that
>>585448548
>>585448617I'll allow it
any loopers in the chat
>>585448112they're quite good
I hate Haru Urara. Her voice annoys me. Anytime I see her on the home screen I can't get her off of it fast enough.
>>585448662>All those 1*sYou are a larper not a looper
>>585448662>1 stari sleep
>>5854486535/5
>>585448749Definitely the first love hunter...
https://katworks.sytes.net/UmaViewerLite/?region=en testing UmaViewer for web (phoneposters welcome), character tools only, multi uma posing, experimental fbx export
>my trainee showed up with another man
hey big boy
>>585448926my manatee showed up on another train
>>585448951Is she saying that because I'm fat? That's kinda rude.
>>585448951I'm weak to Rickey...
>>585448606>>585448673>arriving next weekLooking forward to it
>>585449000yeah hit the gym fatty
>>585448883>phoneposters welcomeThat was a lie... It's barely usable on a phone
>>585449019If you have the chance, get the jam or the yogurt. Haskap yogurt is really good.
>>585449036
nobody goes to the gym anymore ozempic is the new meta
>>585449019>week old pastries.....
>>585448574Why are you setting up to get NTRed mercilessly
>>585449065Isn't it found to cause super cancer?
Kiss Rickey?>>585449065If you want to look good instead of skinnyfat, its important
>>585449065I've heard Umericans are now medicating themselves to not be fat. How much does that cost? What happens if you stop taking it, back to burgers and fries? Side effects?
No I wont take your finasterideNo I wont take your vaccineNo I wont take your ozempic
>>585449387Ozempic is expensive, look it up.It's yet another trap for burgers they could very well stop being fat if they had the willpower but they will be dependant on yet another drug forever.Sad really.
>>585449065do you even know what ozempic does
>>585449065you're supposed to go to the gym to hit your body-goal, not just losing weight.
>>585449427Because you can't afford it?
>>585448951little boy*
>>585449058I'll try looking at the grocery stores or gyomu if they have one first>>585449074I WILL NOT GO TO TOMAKOMAI
>>585449534
I'm 75kg of pure skinnyfat
WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE SNACKING FOR TARUMAE
>>585449534That's not a flex, it just shows how much you're willing to bend over for big pharma.
>>585448592gwo your budding blossom?
>>585449534*goho* n-no
We were supposed to get the Tarumae announcement during the LA concert but they voted for the orange retard
>>585449761stop posting this naked tama
>>585449534TAMA BROS MAKE IT STOP
>>585449065natty is always better. I suppose ozempic is good if you want a drastic change from originally being a fucking lardass instead of just being slightly overweight
>>585448734>>585448735this mentality is retarded i only need to get a ggp with everything i want in all trees, be it 1* or 3*then i can go for SS rank gps
>>585448592>mile kino lets you have accels for both being in the back and around the front>don't use them
>>585449768I hate Rickey too but too rude
>>585449768Suzuka isn't retarded though? bitch.
>>585448883Eyes aren't working well today.
>>585449427>finasterideBaldie...........you're a baldie................................
>>585449972those are some big hands
>>585449740>>585449870I DONT HAVE NISHINO OR KH I CANT BORROW BOTH NOW CAN I
shut up before I catch your ass.
>>585449461>>585449387The daily pills start at $149/mo
Oha!
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/_4uEOH>https://jiggie.fun/_4uEOHhttps://jiggie.fun/_4uEOH>https://jiggie.fun/_4uEOHhttps://jiggie.fun/_4uEOH
>>585448883works on my machine
pile of umas
>>585450128Kilometer
Fell asleep and left my TP near cap, sorry danchud
>>585450112do amerifats know they can lose weight for free?
Come say hi! Tomakomai!
>>585450263
Why does Mambo sound retarded when she talks?
>>585450351Does jp really have 999 cap?
>>585450476burikkodon't trust burikkos
Some of you may call her a fotm waifu but I'm so excited to have her. I've literally been waiting since launch for this.
>>585449652because shes sex unlike rickey and doesnt take 1 million yeers to build unlike rickey
>>585449972I removed some quality of life features to debloat it, there was lots of code I didn't understand. I mostly focused on improving the pose mode.>>585449039It's the UI scale, right? It's more bearable in landscape mode, and then you can switch to portrait mode to look at horse.
>>585450527That's literally what Hokko is
>>585450180This is surprisingly accurate
>>585450524
This is really fun to mess around with. Have never touched these 3D stuff before.
Can ozempic fix me if my oshi is Teio?
>>585450476rudemambo is cute
how cum other locations don't have a uma mascot
I want Hokko Tarumae but I cannot afford her…
>>585450673it won't fix your slug and homosexuality issues
>>585450817Should've flatlined to get extra 50 pulls on her banner
Currently reading a childhood friend romance manga.
>>585448883arigato
>>585450817Tamabro...
>>585447391the seafood is nice
>>585450817ticket soon! oh wait you cant rederm her lmao well tough luck buddy
Mares are dangerous.
>>585450854wait it can be used for other banner? Then doesnt it mean fags who want hokko can flatline another 5 days?
>>585451058I want to have sex with her so bad
>>585450857Childhood friends are losing heroines for good reason
>>585451213
>>585451000maybe ill pull her summer alt when that drops 3 years from now…
a cute nonsuspicious comic of Tarumae
>>585451262Sorry but you know I'm right. If they were truly meant for each other then they would have already gotten together.
>>585448883Love Ireland
>>585451213What about childhood friends that are the first girl introduced in the story?
>>585451270you can just wait 2.5 anni for the next ticket
Copano Rickey is into sph and loves it small
>>585451324Grow up
Which umamusume actually like small weenie?
>>585451393Destined to lose, just like the rest.Ironically the canonical final/true route in picrel is the childhood friend
>>585448883bahRickey wouldn't have a black void!!
you know when you get sprint S on a mid ace and feel like you dont wanna bother more than that
>>585451537creek
>>585451557those are seamsshe is wearing underpants
>>585451356this how irish people would look like if not for the famine
>>585451537Tama
>>585451537shakur
You shouldn't trust every poster on this site
Worst part of training non-A distance umas in GL you can't buy skills on said distance with tokens unless you luck shit it to A on the first inspo
>>585449065No that´s steroids, every musclehead ends up juicing because they´re far too retarded to realize drug dealers and their assets loiter around gyms to find new clients.
I shouldn't have snacked
>>585451690so true bestie
next bread will be butter
>>585451507you sound upset
>>585451690isn't it more fun to trust someone you know is lying
386444053864440538644405
>>585451537Gold City
>>585451889you sound like a BRAT
Alright I'll take it. Thank you d*rt umas
At today's reset we should post 0-10 10pulls from the kitasan banner i think it'd be pretty funny hahaha
heyy
>>585452031Now this is a winrar
are we not logging in before cm reset for 40/60
>>585452113heyyyyyyyyy
...
I had to pity Tarumae and all I have to show for it is a Shakur spook.
>>585451537Rickey
>>585448883I've always wanted to make Nishino do Bono winning animation lol
I wish umas were real
>>585452031>two neichanaisu
>>585451919please join
7 and a teiobro jerks me off4 and i blow my head off
>>585452381who is this
It's this time of the year already
>>585452564happy bday gwodacchi
>>585452560Bro? That's Daiwa
>>585452538hmm nyo
>>585452538don't wait so long to say the room didn't fill
>>585452564happy birthday anon chuchuchuchuchu~
>>585452113hey
>>585452538Not opening the game for another 30h
>sprint>dirtSo lame. Can we fast forward to CM23?
Can they accelerate it more?It's not enough
>>58545191974234629
>>585452791I have been saying this
>>585452564happy birthday dotobro!
Is there a reason why M Sunday events doesnt give +5 friendship? Is this a bug and no one noticed?
>>585452780>Can we fast forward to xogurislop with a topping of kitawhiteslop?
>>585452791Accelerate 4 years of the game in a month
>>585452946some cards just dont have friendship on their events.>whyidk lol
>>585452564>333333 team scorechat is this real
7 and I'll have bed breaking sex with Fukukitaru 4 and I'll be punished by Shiraoki-sama for having lewd fantasies about her loyal follower
>>585452804>Rob Roy used her uniqueI swear this is so buggy this trackThanks for the hostan!
>>585452978A bit too fast but 2-2.5 months per scenario looks good.
>>585452780faggot
if this is any number, mambo
>>5854528046/9 1 more join
>>585452564Happy Birthday bwo!
ruby's animation mega zooms on the bandonkasnobody noticed because with ruby there's nothing there lmao
>>585452538Hold on I'm on sprint A pasa run
>>585452564Doto... so cute...Happy birthday bro
>he wants to accelerate?decelerate it now
>>585452564evil horse and Meisho Doto
>>585453267rude
how many accels is too many accelswould buying NSM be silly in a sprint
>>58545280417474999last maybe
>>585452598>>585452713>>585452935>>585453042>>585453245>>585453356Thanks, dacchis
>>585453471it would be silly if you have other accelsbut there is no such thing as too many accels
>>585453471it would be silly mainly because it's unlikely to proc since your umas will have spread out after the corner whe late race actually starts
>>585453471no such thing as too many accels on sprint
which anon should I rape
>>585453471On this track is completely useless because umas tend to spread out when the late race starts. If you have SP and nothing else to buy sure go for it
>>585453554This one >>585453530It's his birthday after all.
torena why do you have so many pictures of smart falcon pointing up saved
>>585453562t.Doto
>my club danchud is not even top 10 earner
I'm going to splurge so much this winter seasonAugh
>>585453817same desu
>>585453686and why they're all obese...
>>585453817I want laurelhopefully there are piggy packs
>>585453548>>585453615how does this actually pan out when there are like 9 pace chasers
>>585453791mambwo...
>>585453927I'll voucher her if i'm unlucky with ruby/neo/bamboo
>>585453927the amount of umas doesnt change the fact that they'll be spread out
>>585453927They will still spread out that is how this race works. 9 paces it's also unlikely to happen in the actual CM
8/10 times NSM has been gaslight to be too ineffective because it's too spread out it's been wrong and a poor sod somewhere is gonna lose to a NSM proc in a mile or sprint
>>585454574I've lost to a Rushing Gale gamble on Long CM before, NSM is quite a reasonable thing to lose to.
>>585454574this is why nimble is enoughthe skill will proc when you least expect it, but use your SP on more speed if you have enough to spare on NSM
7 and you download limbus
>>585454221>>585454306>>585454574>>585454649>>585454657i dont wanna think too hardi just wanna build a pace bakushin
>>585454715I have nimble nav on my pace bakushin and proc is super rarely because with groundwork I often times just get pace promoted anyway
>>585454715You can do that. Hell, you can even do that two more times and you'll have a decent shot at winning a plat with a 3 pace low effort team.
Cute
>>585454715Just get nimble and ignore NSM
only 36 more hour flatlineGODs
Reminder
>>585454974*5
>>585454715Just b urself
>>585454996cant believe they are finally adding contrail to the game
>>585454974yes, you're very commendable for not playing the gamerun along now
>>585454996and there will be a NewUma!!!!!!!!
>>585454996agnes world
>>585455137mystery neigha...
>>585454974Remember what you're flatlining for
eh? I'm nothing more than a parental figure to you?
>>585455137oh yeah these are all the scenario umas
>>585455137shiraoki sama... I Believe...
>>585455137it is just the scenario NPC isnt it
>>585455542perhaps
>>585455542Nah
>can release hokko tarumae early but god forbid we move past grand live
>>585455542noさらに、新たなウマ娘も発表します!in the announcement post sounds like they are talking about playable uma
>>585455614grand concert is a good scenario and you should just enjoy your time with it
cheval is anime?
>>585455542cygames has truly ran out of idea that we are getting another nipwank scenario
>>585455137Maya on the telly!
So why don't we have English Pakalive? Or at least Subbed rebroadcasts of the original? It doesn't need a visa to work
>>585455780anon, that's a "year of the horse" scenario
>>585455614They better release Ancestors with Ramonu
>>585455614retard unitybab
>>585455542who is that not hagsky in the center
>>585455856because global is not getting any of the stuff they show in those
>>585455614Grand concert is kinda comfy. It got stale (like all scenarios did) but pretty good otherwise.I'd say Unity 1 > Grand Concert > Unity 2 > TBURA is unranked since it's too basic.
>>585455873you actually don't want them to do that
>>585455915We don't know, but there is speculation that it's Kurifuji
>>585455856We already know everything coming up
>>585455856you will listen to middle aged japanese women yap and make kawaii uguu noises and you will be happy
>>585455863what does it matter, we are still seeing shrine costume that is nip exclusive thing, no one dresses like that
>>585452564celebrate with your giant and full breasteses
10 minutes, gonna take a powernap wake me up once it begins
>>585455614They were able to kill MANT early by giving us updated Aoharu, there is no equivalent they could give us with GL without majorly fucking up the schedule.
>>585453502holythanks for coming
>>585455873I heard this before, that a previous server combined the two banners, is there any precedent for it or is it just hearsay
Alright what’s she used for if I already have Rickey and the granny?
>>585456016Yes I want them to do that
>>585456143paizuri
>>585456089>10 minutesanonIt always starts at full hourthe 30 minutes before is just pre-stream "lobby"
I'm not gonna be free at the time of the raibu. someone tell me specifically about it in like 2 hours. please and thank you.
>>585456156you want your human rights banner to be diluted by a card that is also human rights but for 3 months instead of 12 and is cope until MLB?
>>585456389Ok Acebro I'll take notes for you. Anything in particularly you care/dont care for?
>>585456405do you not understand how double banners work? They're both at .75% , its not split or diluted in any way
nonnies is this real
>>585456405Retard
wife groove HATES flatliners
>>585456543No. Or maybe it's different for girls? Men can fit at minimum 2/3rds after training.
>>585456543don't give me ideas
>>585456472normally I'd say that I don't care about anything live event related but the LA fiasco has actually made me curious about it this time. so I care about Everything. in general.
>>585456515sure it is, cyjews-samaI'm not going 400 pulls just to get 5 ancestors and 0 ramonu like I did this scenario
>>585456405>solo pick up bannerCongrats on your dupes!>1st Fine Motion rerun bannerCongrats on your Kawakami!>double human rights pick up bannerDiluted pulls!What's a good banner then?
Which uma did you lose gallons to?
>>585456835too many to count
>>585456405Trvke, that's why you shouldn't pull for Ramonu, it shares the rateup with 4 SRs meaning you're 5 times less likely to pull her.
>Ramonu banner0.75% for Ramonu>Ramonu+Ancestors banner0.75% for Ramonu 0.75% for ancestorsAre people here stupid or trolling?
>>585456939You shouldn't be taking any discussion about an impossible hypothetical seriously.
I'm gonna snack!
*sip* Original Aoharu? Now that was a scenario
>>585457058fuck no. Aoharu 2.0 is the best scenario in the game right now while aoharu 1.0 is the worst.
>>585457049Don't do it....
cygames is not going to make your life easier by combining banner while losing them money after their concert failure lil brosIn your dream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ8otN2v0Skhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ8otN2v0Skhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ8otN2v0SkIT'S UP
anyone wanna make out a little
>>585457049Dont...
Isn't it nice to see your wives get along with each other, Kitasan?
>>585457148Sorry, you're not cute enough
>>585457143bwo im not even ready for 21
>>585457058back in my days we had to search Gametora to see what stats each event's option gave us
>>585457143>another dirt cm where rickey brickey isn't the best umalmfaooooooooooooooooooooo
>>585457182>bwo im not even ready for 21the fuck? use bakushin curren nishino, 2 runs max each, and you're good to go
>>585457346She's the meta uma for Pace and Front thoughever.
>>585455873>>585456115Apparently the Chinese server combined both banners, but they're a different publisher who's more susceptible to feedback than cygames
honestly one of the reasons why the game is more boring during MANT/GC is because you just auto-complete the career and you are never under any pretense that you could lose a career goalit was good that you could lose to riko's team, that friction gave every career a feeling of lifesame with challenging turf queens or these two
>do cheeky 10 pull >get DiamondThe moon was orange on the way home, so clearly Shirakoi-sama was sending a message
>>585457143>S Tachyon more important than Ramonu????????????????
>>585457143>unironically recommending Scammer Tachyon
>>585457143>pasa+nishino on pace chaser instead of taikiHuh?
20 mins until official apologemstrust the plan.
>>585457514It was almost impossible to lose to Riko's team if you clicked/prioritized arrows on speed. Maybe like 1 in 30 runs.
>"About Late Surger">"I don't recommend it">skips to the next section of the powerpointLol lmao even.
I wish /uma/ would stop posting ecchi, ERP and start discussing gameplay to improve our generals
>>585456835Suzuka
>>585457660>>585457514I found out a couple months ago that an arrow on wit is worth 4 times as much team experience as an arrow anywhere else, same goes for bubble popswhat a stupid scenario
>>585457679Wont stop me.
>>585457058remember when the only card that gave you groundwork was guts air groove?
>585457714I wish you kys for the greater good but hey you are still here
>>585457679late cucker moment
>>585457748>that suzuka pic in the pool with bite marks on the ass
>CM21 aces doneWhat do I need for CM22
>>585457679>caring about ecucks opinionhttps://youtu.be/bWXazVhlyxQ?t=253
>>585457143ZRR speed once again carrying his ass, this card is something else
>>585457660You could just set up the final team so all the shitters were against cockon glasse, meaning a guaranteed 3/2 win every time. But nobody ever bothered to actually click on the team building
>>585457520she's so ugly. it's kinda cute.
>>585457491I just looked up and they didn't
>Summer Tachyon>Uni>RubyThese are your uma pulls for the next scenario
>>585458042hmmm nyeah i dyont think so
>>585455369>he doesnt know
>>585458042>potential umanah
>>585456245who takes a 10 minutes nap you silly but got up almost in time for it so whatever
>>585458038I looked it up and they literally did.Also global already skipped a banner, Ruby Power Rerun
waheygood morningu everyone
>>585458042i was going for neo and ojou already, do backliners even use tacchy?
>>585458042L-Laurel bros....?
>>585457948If you don't stop clicking arrows on speed your team wins vs those at least half the time.
>>585458176Helios poster was witgod all along...
>>585450250
b-bros?
>>585458214heliostranny wishes he was this based
>>585458042I'll spark for Kris and Neo. I got the donkey already
>>585458176morningu
>>585458214seriru's art is so cool
>>585458184we're going to dickpull on Laurel's banner, keep up
>>585458263I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL
>>585458167Do you mean mainland China or Taiwan/HK? Mainland China was the first server to get 100 free pulls for Riko/Rice but they didn't get a double banner for Ramonu and Ancestorshttps://www.bilibili.com/zh-Hans/video/BV1wvLC6AE5y
>>585458283Ramonu remains the best generalist wit card for a bullshit long time so I dunno what this retard is talking about
>>585458180Nope
>>585458283witgawd is a style main believer
>>585458283reminder this is the same esl retard that told people to not pull of Finemo banner lol
>>585457143wtf I haven't even leaked his script yet
>>585458184He's shilling them for parent pulling, I'm just going to use step up personally
>>585458378I swear I saw a preview banner image with both, lemme find it
>>585458283yea it's not that long just 6 months brochocho
>>585455097now say that without crying
>>585458379His core audience is room temp iq idiots who cant think for themselvesId rather ask Ai then trusting any of these ecelebs
>>585458595y-you mean if I sit on openbabies for 6 months I get to save 60~90k carats?
>>585458709yeah and then you can save some more and some more until the death of universe
>>585458709i mean you can do that right now
new daiwa alt today btw
>>585458580yeah this one
>>585458848but i already MLBd a speed card that I used for two CMs and I can't use it next scenario because of 35 RB requirement
>>585458853uokkabros cucked again...
Why are the ancestors so ugly though
STARTING!!!!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFsYv2UV8rUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFsYv2UV8rUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFsYv2UV8rUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFsYv2UV8rU
NAKED DOGEZA
>>585458283I have some dickpulls in GM thougbeit
MYSTERY UMAGGER
>>585458379He has pretty bad takes oftenLike last year during Stego's banner he went like "umm ackshually you shouldn't pull Stego because for that specific medium CM Still was top meta and since she already has incredible accel she doesn't need Stego inherit"He shilled Cingray Oguri who is considered one of the biggest scam uma insteadThen when he realized that Orfevre+Stego inherit and Admire Groove+Stego inherit>>>Still in Love he backpedaled during the Gold Week banner and went like"see that banner with 0.1% rate? If you don't have Stego going 200 in that banner is top priority!"
>>585459023god real women are so ugly
>>585459161>winter marewho
>>585459161HOLY SHIT TAIKI BLIZZARD?
umankomai actually shows tomachop that's tempting...
how long do these pakalives typically go? An hour?
YEPPERS!
>>5854591614head uma
it's actually bijin alt
YEPPERS
this bitch ugly as fuck
Daiwa became a cow
soup status?
Daisca seiyuu is an actual pigger holy shit
>such an alluring voice>but the girl is fatevery single time
architectbro tune in the stream i think you'll love daiwa scarlet's VA
>>585459224>she's no longer black
He won
>>585457143yep
>>585459440That only makes it better
Okay but I really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really reallyr eallyr eally reallyr eally really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really erally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really relaly really really really really love Stego.
>>585459440creek would never
>>585459440she's ichiban at the all you can eat buffet
>>585457636B-but she's a good grandparent...
Rula VA a cute
IT'S ANOTHER FUCKING MARE
>>585459512my long parent is not getting that much use so I bet 7 dirt is gonna do numbers, gonna update later
>>585459516
>>585459621mare game
>>585459410imagine the amount of sex with the guard(me) in that doujin
daiwabros...your VA...
wtf why does mayano sound like a fucking chipmunk
post daiwa scarlet in cowprint bikini
>rulership
I don't remember her being this fat back then.
I am gonna go on my fat fuck walk now. Please reply to me when the numa name is dropped. Thanks
>>585459695exclusively voicing cunny characters for 10+ years does that to you
>>585459727she actually lost weight nigga
why do i even fucking bother raising affinity
make her bigger
woah scarlet ...lay off the carrots ......
>>585459727>>585459440>>585459434>>585459425
>>585459831fat Daiwa is still very erotic
what the fuck
>>585459727She's unironically bipolar and her meds made her gain a shitton of weight
>>585459695She became her uma...
>>585459841Never sex the cow
>>585459885is she just doing things for no reason
>>585459903imagine the sex
>>585459795affinity is gaslight
>>585459161Image color is Red, blue ear cover is reference to her blue mask. She's Daring Tact's genmate. It's Win Marilyn.
>>585459936The answer in this case is yes.
>>585459963tacto soon
>>585459963Imagine if she becomes a trainee before Daring too...
>>585459785>>585459903bro...
>>585459963>She's Daring Tact's genmateDARING TACT SOON
>>585459963>some jobber who never even won a G1YAAAAAAWN
>>585460052that's from 5 years agocheck her size last year, it was embarassing
>>585460052Why does she looks like curren?
>>585459963>only G1 win is hong kong vaseeh
is kabocha a japanese pumpkin or something
>>585460250yeppers
I can fix her diet
>>585458709You can get A finals graded no problem. Amount of cards needed for that is severely overrated here.
i can make her fatter
>>585460163https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqPZZazIxbQWatch this if you want to.
I followed Kris S's advice and stopped snacking. Already lost almost 2 kg.
rurashi is left handed i just noticed
>>585460131>Embarassingsome of you are so fucking rude
Looks like she should go on a Diet-wa scarlet
Daisca seiyuu is a Teiobwo....
>>585460115She won HK Vase that Stego won.There's also a possibility that she's Bond Girl, who never won a race after debut kinda like Curren Bouquetd'or but worse. She's owned by Fujita / John CyberAgent.
>>585460562
dailard scarlet
>>585460528good
I think if she wants to be chubby she should remain chubby. A lot of you aren't all that healthy either to be saying shit like this
>>585460528now stop putting butter on everything and you'll lose another 2kg ez pz
>>585460740ok piggy go eat some more
I'd fuck daiwa if she looked like this in-game
>>585459903imagine
>>585460740nobody cares V
>>585457941>ZRR speed once again carrying his ass, this card is something elseI used a 0LB version on my commander Spe that Won the last CM, surprisingly useful card
>>585460740Okay architect bro, have fun with the double chins and deformed heads
>>585460740
omfg ramonu and ancestors together??? which server is this
>>585461008surely you could photoshop this better
>>585461008from this server >>585458884
>>585460907
>>585460954He been using that card for atleast 6 CMs by now
its over... hes here...
>>585458042First time seeing someone recommend Ruby. Everyone always recommends Neo and Laurel, never really got why Ruby was overlooked so much
>>585461008The North Japan server
If everyone gets free pulls, are the pulls truly free?
>>585461128My nigga...it's over
>>585461193nyes
So funny how often Stego gets rerun in some way or another.
bwobwobwobwobwo just 11 hours bwo ill be able to play global again bwoooooo
Something weird happening with my RNGseed, all my runs cant go past UG4For 3 days straight
TODAY FOR SURE
>>585461141ruby is debuff codedsapphire is the real mile demon
>>585461302Oguri ate the seed..
oh it's the KKKshobut in LoH form
start those loopas boys, only 4 years
>>585461256>with NY dykelhuh?
>>585461141she's recommended on most late surger videos i watched
>>585461256People want the walking onahole
reveal the damn mare before I piss meself
>>585461256who cares nigga epi rerun is way more important to the meta
I can't fap to Daiwa anymore..
>>585461496It's usually themed in some way, it's not only going to be Luarel.>You can zoom inFINALLY
>>585460740>she should remain chubbyas the most athletic person itt i think this
>>585461562true, she should be fatter
MARE!?
>>585461506>kris>gyarusPure shit
>winter derby CM
this umaco bro made a crazy sprint gp but no head on
>>585461506LS umas are really cute. They have that going for them. If my oshi wasn't a nige, I'd definitely be an LS main.
>>585461528That's not a rerun though, that's a scam gacha.
>>585461626dont say that...
>>585461626kris is a dick pull yeahbut bamboo is the best late sprinter for basically ever
When is the kikua sho
>>585461642>t.Helios
>>585461393Sure, but there's ~9 months between them
its safe to log in in 4 hours right
kike-ka sho
>>585461506I was planning on super strong s and unibass idk about the rest
>>585461772I meant being a debuffer is why she doesn't get mentioned
>>585461765>t.cuck
>>585461803no, add another 24 on top of that
>>585461751Nyo
SHIRAOKI SEXO
still can't believe maya is there
*sigh* time to goon to Daiwa again...
It's not fair how good these NPCs look.
>>585461885nyes
>>585444351whats a tomakomai
>>585461980>mare
>>585461938It's to shill the new scenario.>>585461980Pure whore
>>585461980I look like this
>>58546184136 hours, actually
>>585461980Semen demon.
>>585461635I hope this shitty Mayano dies out in the winter
FUKUBWOS WHERE IS SHE.............
>>585461980can't read moonrunesname?
>>585462005Discount Sapporo
>>585462057she was already in unity
>>585462005it's like Germany but in Japan and with more clam fishing
Shiraoki... Forgotten....
>>585461938One of his offsprings became a shrine horse
>>585461980>another succubus milf mare to drain my ballsbeing a trainer is exhausting
>>585462039YWNBAU
She's voiced by SAILOR MOON.>>585462076Azuma I think.
is hokko good? i have a strict no chinese allowed policy and will therefore never roll rickey
>milf uma>va is a milfbravo kojima
>>585462076azuma, they just said it
>>585462198mogged by her own alt
Azuma is pretty
>>585462198If you like an Uma who actively hates you, yes
THAT IS FUCKING SAILOR MOON'S SEIYUU ISN'T IT
>>585461751>bamboo is the best late sprinter for basically everSummer Bamboo seems an obvious pick for a selector
I just listen to the stream instead of watching because I don't want to see 3DPDs
>>585462210>>585462227>new hagDropped
Yamano Toppu Gun btw
>>585462210>bonds between human and umas last foreverWHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS
>>585462210>>585462227>>585462261>new hagPicked up
heeelp i want hoko and tomachop
>>585462383marked
Please no Maya human rights card... Her and Anime Kitasan are the only good front runner for the long
>>585462285 (me)Holy shit, it is. What an absolute hag.
>that interfacekek
WHY DOES MAYANO TOP GUN SOUND LIKE THISTHAT ISNT HEEEER
wait, it's not shiraoki???
They left this pretty late in the Year of the Uma to put out
lmao it looks so cluttered
>>585459506pasa can just outrun the fat lards trying to catch her though...
>new training animationscool
>>585462198first 10 roll. hokko racist confirmed. total cope-ano death nanking wasnt enough
what is a mare and why does toreina turn FERAL when he hears about them?
>>585462383what did you think umapyoi meant?
>>585462487>Daiwa Scarlet with speed Dia and TapNew long front Daiwa alt confirmed
>>585462591shichi!
when does Ramonu come out?
>>585462191>>585462231thanks
guess who no reason's VA is voicing this season
>>585462568mares aren't real.
>tenseiWE FUCKING GOT REBORN SYSTEM IN UMAMUSUME
>>585462654in a bit over a month from now
>>585462591>>585462645
>>585462654a month from now
>>585462667I thought he would be a sexy fembou but he is actually a good lad
>>585462667why
>>585462475women get old anonjust cause maya is a pixie doesn't mean her VA is
go play a REAL uma musoomey tensei game
Scarlet Piggu..
>everyone training hard>Maya is just doing some bullshit
>>585462731>>585462749thank youI asked yesterday night but got a bunch of misinformation
real 3d umamusume game when...
accelerate faster so I can fuck bootleg shiraoki. please cyge. please.
>>585462894Never, fuck off
HOLY SEXO
>>585462950show me kentucky
Cover up your back, whore
prettyderby
>>585462834uma.moe has a timeline feature, same as he carat calc. You can just look it up there if you feel like you're being gaslit
Kitsune umas...
>>5854629122031>>585463015Whore.
>>585462210>>585462227IS THAT FUCKING MISATO-SAN'S VA FROM EVANGELION
>>585462210>her wish is for the bond of umamusume and humans to last foreverWe won
>>585463086I thought there wouldn't be a pal card for this scenario honestly
>>585463015um, her dress is coming off....
They really don't want to let Divine Speed go, huh
>>585463128Not that kind of bond
>>585463015hey yo Reimu
>>585463239Is the only kind of bond that matters
>>585463185hahahahahaha *wheeze*
>>585463185not called card tax for no reason
>>585463185Sugar Lights' scenario is the only that doesn't have a pal card, I think.
>>585463321Consent laws are still 18 in Japan.
kill this scenario already
>>585460721thats a man....
LAAAAAAANDIIIIIING KIIIIIIISSSU
CUTE
MAYASEXOOO
>>585463426roru
bye bye nekomaya
Yeah they want to kill cat Mayano
>>585462210>she knows things about the history of Uma Musume and humans that no one else knowsThere's a non-zero chance she knew or she's acquainted with Shiraoki-sama
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO T_T
nice, a a skippable card
>power
THEY'RE CALLING IT THE GREATEST CARD OF ALL TIME
>pwr card with zen spurt
>p*wer
>>585463546lmao
>>585463495mr cygay forgot who fuku is...
>>585463450>>585463454
>>585463015great, another slut for my trainer to keep cheating on me with
dont worryin 6th anniversary they will invent some new stupid mechanic that gives you more speed if you have power cards
>>585463485>>585463489Bro there's literally no new long front runners for the next LoHFucking retards
>>585463621>>>/lgbt/
>>585463734>>585463734>>585463734fixed up the current bannersbwead
Tamachud into Digitan into Mayano is too many power cards latebros.....
#DontCare show me mare pussy or get out
>>585463571It's a highlander card (the special effect needs you to run 4 different cards) with every skill being a mid race skill. It kinda goes crazy ngl.
>>585463702hmm i wonder what kind of runner the newma will be
>>585463659If you don't know speed growths is currently the worst in JP because you can cap speed with 0 speed cards
>>585463773a highlander card only works if the scenario allows for running a highlander deckI wouldn't assume that Cygames designed the scenario properly without playing it
>>585463757Doesn't this just make Digitan skippable?
>>585464146honestly probably, but she comes with free pulls and is paired with tap dance speed which is mandatory for fronts (which has a few umas I really like too)
>>585461141She has innate gold accelShe has 3 debuffs that also give you velocity.The debuffs are not red so you can use them even when debuffers are banned
>>585461980>>585462210>>585462227girl looks like a kitsune
>>585456389They started off the streaming apologizing again for the sudden cancelation of the Umalive event and said there are more events planned in the future (will be revealed at a later date)-3rd evo skill for Ninja Creek-New scenario trailer, you prepare for a festival and this somehow makes your uma faster-New scenario NPC Azuma who comes with her own scenario pal card-Paired with Mayan Top Gun power (looks like a human rights card)-Cygames recommended deck construction for the new scenario is Pal, 2 speed, 1 stam, 1 power, and 1 wit. No clue how accurate these have been in the past-Festival Daiwa alt (medium/Long turf front runner)-Newma is Win Marilyn (Daring Tact genmate)-Tachyon branded pre workout powder/drink
