Previous: >>585463734New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/qRdCSqwkg5M >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep ToshoCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 1, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Halloween Duramente (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
Hey
>>585481613Why is rudolf so angry?It's just CB and her deer friend Ace
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE FLATLINERS WONFUCK THIS GAME IM GONNA TROON OUT
Why didnt you snack
>>5854817532mama...
Is the meta for TT just 6 wit cards in unity? That seems to be what most of the top retards are using
>>585481678enjoy your sub 1100 wit neanderthals i guess
why didnt you shut the fuck up
This thread will be... ?
ryan LOVE
Why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>585481854I'm flatlining retard
>>585481683why is she naked
Which umas could be like a mother to me?
>>5854818546 hours and 23 minutes to go
>>585481789Why is the beer called shit?
BROS THE BOURBON WIT CARD IS BAIT?
>>585481882Why are you not
So can I login now for uma rolls or wait 6-7 hours?
this thread will be boring and repetitive
>>585481803git gud i guess
>>585481901biko pegasus
wahey
>>585481984show me the umas youve built then
hello
>>585481854I AM PLAYING A GAME AND THE BLACKS ARE CHEATING THROUGH THE ASS
>hmmm I'll flatline for 5 days>4 days have passed>can I log in now?Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0
>>585481683put on some clothes, micropeepee chuddy.
>>58548196529 hours
mambo!
Thanks to the random anon dropping the spurs lineup cause I'll be watching that game
Good morning friends!!
>>585481854i'm playing lost ark lol
>>585482046greetings.
Tama is poor and has a small penis
>>585482134spurs are the nice nature of /sp/
fillies love
>>585482031I'm not gonna bother, because you'll just say I highrolled and it doesn't countjust keep thinking Festa isn't good and I'll keep using Festa and we both move on, it's okay
>>585482138d-did oguri eat the babydachi????
>>585481789nobody cares for dirters.....
>>585481789VERY effective ad for beer
AAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DANCHO HAVE MERCY IT'S JUST 7 HOURS!!!!!
>>585482138howdy
>>585481789>Super "TRY"What about Super "DO"?
>>585482209who are these LIDL offbrand umas?
>>585482175then you two have something in common you piece of shit
>>585481789why did her banner drop at 2 am???
we where on the border of rank 500now we climbed up and are heading to a comfy 450another million fans for mambo!my life for mambo!
>>585482209S-SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwho are they
>>585481761I say this
>>585481981guys check this dude out
>for the first time ever looked myself up on dox.moe>My club rank didnt even fall that muchI guess farming fans before taking time off was the right call
>>585482286Who is that uggo on the left?>>585482346oh snap
>>585481789She makes my dick hard but I want to go on in on Ramonu and the gyaru banners
>>585482468bwo, bait that works on /vm/a doesn't work herethe anons here are stupid but not THAT stupid
>>585482470mambwo...
>>585482175would you rather be:>short>poor>have a small dickor,>autistic (non-presentable)>a fatass>poor>average sized in both countsyou are not allowed to kill yourself.
>>585482271>dodge by putting words in my mouthif you do change your mind and decide to have a genuine conversation, just send the (you).
>>585482429kitasanrickeyzrr
>>585481789i'll ticket her tomakomilk on 2.5 anni
>>585482031I love this card
>>585482550>tamamo or oguri
>>585482549surprisingly they only had one guy dip out and are rising
6 and I'll fap to Super Creek's boobs9 and I'll fap to Grass Wonder's butt0 and I'll fap to both
>>585482286>peak cow umasmissing daiwa
>>585482273No!>>585482318
>>585482403going theory (and a good one) is that they were going to announce her at the concert.
>>585482550How is that even a choiceshut up tama
>>5854826827 and you fap to me
>>585482550the bottom one easilyanythings better than being short, you may as well not exist and no women consider you as a male
>>585482550Assuming I keep my non-fatass brain (not fried by mcdonalds slop and capable of dieting), the fatassif i'm doomed to stay a fat fuck forever, tama
V is here and shitposting btw
>i am the only beaner in /uma/why god why
>>585481965Login now
>>585482737>7
>>585482605hmm not bad for 1lbi guess i'll try a few more runs later
>>585482860teiobro... there are a lot of you here...
>>585482473>uggoI HATE this meme
>>585482737show the goods
>>585481789Kris S told me not to
mgu mgu
dantsu is so fatpost more of her fat ass and fat tits
>>585482901calling her ugly and fat turns her on thougheverbeit
So I logg in now right?
so they just puttin scenario skills on support cards now?
>>585482998Please treat her kindly...
>>585483065why does all the fat edits of umas......make them shorter?
>>585483095This is the only thing to do in the countryside after all.
>>585483065Professor of Curvature
i will execute one hostage every hour until i am provided with kitasan black x satono diamond double paizuri
>>585483095NOTHIS IS UNLISCENCED REPRODUCTION OF CYGAMES INTELLECTUAL PROPERTYJANNY YAKUZADO SOMETHING
>open game>hear rice shower song on the jukebox>day ruined
>>585483065Why do all these fat edots of umas......turn me on?
>>585483095that's not very tomakonice
>>585483110are they? based if so, having to loopah these things forever is insane in the long term.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMID-Vcy0AI
>>585483223shut the fuck up gooner tard and save your garbage for the mutt hours
>>585481943he said we're not going to be using Ramonu a lotis Ramonu bait banner?
Can we all just agree the free roll stocking system is retardedLet people pull 100 times on day 1 however they please
>>585483364are you retarded
Don't get gaslit about the 10 pulls!
>>585483065first of all daiwa>is taller>has naturally desireable fat distribution so if she gained a little weight it would all go straight to her chest/thighs first fatco being round works because she is a midget. daiwa is in comparison a giant and wouldnt be round
can we all just agree that being a "normal player" makes the game a lot more fun than trying to hyper optimize every tiny bit like an autistic robot?all I do is log in, clank, maybe play a career by hand, and do my all my dailies and free 10 pulls.meanwhile you faggots flatline for 5 days so you can have optimal free rolls on some gay shit you clearly do not enjoy
>>585483396just log into the game, it's not hard. you're already using your phone every day.
>>585481943Seriru doesn't recognize front running as a real style so he ignores that card.
>>585483364He also explained its ultra must have the entire scenario, and only takes backseat once the specialist cards come outit also VERY good in any mile or medium CM, the only thing being better are the future specialist wit cards
>>585483540that's exactly the problem, the current system incentivizes not logging in unless the first banner is worth more than the second
>>585483364ramonu is the actual scenario card of GM. you use it until your style wit comes out in l'arp and how long you use ramonu depends on which style you are gonna pull.
>>585483095me on top
>>585481943Has Seriru ever run a front? Genuine question because it seems like most of the uma he shows off or people see on his team in random CM duels are the other styles.
>>585483610thats only if youre a retarded seapag trying to optimize a f2p game that you're shit at
>>585483637no
LOG IN NOW
>>585483672no because he has a soul
who the fuck told me I cant play today?Looks like I can sign in in a few hours
>>585483364yea, in the 6 months that separate it from Mcqueen/Dia wit you can just use.... uh...... uhhhhhhhhhh......
>CM is going: Thread is all about talking about their results, but at least people talk about how they're having fun in the game>Some gay free pulling is going on: People artistically argue and math out when and how to log in optimally instead of simply enjoying the video gaaaaaaaaame>Constant gas lighting and other off topic garbage that isn't about the gameplay
>>585483672his oshi is Bourbon, what do you think urarabwo?
>>585483856big dogits a sprint CMthe fuck do you need help with?
Pull for LB0/1 Ancestors. Borrow Ramonu till your style card drops.
This carats banner resets on 2nd anni? I'd like to use it before it becomes 3 again if it resets.If it doesn't reset then I'll just leave it there until I need it.
Its time to log in now right?
Grand Live is rotting our brains
>>585483961Wahey!
>>585483856because everyone with a brain fucked off for the 5 days and only the retards and schizos are left
>>585483961bitch the game has been rotting the general since it died down HARD after mant releasedits nothing but the usual /vg/ brain rot dog shit anymore
>>585483695>If you don't want to spend free pulls efficiently you're a SEApoor
>>585483856retard
>>585483934This would work if there are free pulls
you can login
>>585483945nyehehe good torena spend more monies
>>585483703me on the bottom then
>>585483945should reset yeah
>>585483961the only brainrot I need is zoomer speak from a wei shaped uma
>>585483945resets with ramonu yes
>>585483945anniversaries and half anniversaries have their own time limited 3x 7500 carat packs. The starter ones never refresh
>>585484143I would rape Helios
>>585483961>BRO GL IS SO SHIT RNG SLOP>witgod says next scenario IS WORSE>l'arc which is supposed to be the super kino is actually the biggest whale tastic BUHIfest the game has ever seenQuestion for you all:Why are you still playing? You're never getting unity2 back.
>>585484245you wouldn't rape a single uma they could literally push you off and you'd have your ribs broken
>>585484165>>585484119hey you almost got me>>585484198thanks gwo almost made a purchase, gonna save it for when I get randomly bricked from snacking too much
>>585484281its impossible for me to rape or be raped by an umamusume
>>585484314average SEA uma fan on twitter
LOGIN NOW ITS SAFE
>>585483945>70 bucks for 50 rolls>price of a full triple A game for quarter of a spark cygames taught me that microtransactions don't have to actually be all that micro
>>585484314
its safe to log in right? it says 25 oct for me rn
what would her name be?
Do we log in now flatlinechads?
What website do you use to compare cards?
>>585484435Just open their site and read
>>585484490gametora
>>585484463el uma negro
>>585484257I trained a chinese AI model to play GM for me, I didn't fuck up my pull plan so l'arc will be ok
>>585484516i did but i need confirmation
>>585484387Yeah I'm already in
>>585484620canon!
>>585484620 nutting in almonds eye
>>585484620me on the bottom
>>585484620this is why u should check the thread constantly
>>585484476>>585484435>>585484387>>585483959>>585484584The time to login is today at 3pm pst / 6pm EST, which is about 5~ hours from now.
>>585484620huh?
>>585484125why are umas like this?
>>585484620
>>585484257>>witgod says next scenario IS WORSEhe didn't say that, he said it's a puzzle and if you hate puzzles you might get frustrated.
>>585484620almond eye ntr pls
>>585484812jiggiebros we won
>>585484707Take care of your health, autist tards
>>585484631what could "frenchcore" possibly mean in this context
>>585484770its teens trapped in a girls only dormeven real girls are like this>>585484752dont just go and post my wife in /uma/
yeah it's a puzzle if you're fucking retarded
>>585484620which uma would do this to me if i asked really nicely
>>585484896surrendering to the music
>>585484936creek
what do we think of tap dance city if she vanilla
>>585485086why does she have two earrings on the same ear?also considering umas dont have human ears
>>585484707Cheval isn't this bold
>>585484812Did you say jiggie???
Symbolis are pro rape
>>585484715just go on the archive and search for deleted
>>585485185she is self conscious about her uma-ness and attaches an earring to her hair
Fuck fuck fuck did i brick myself
>>585485304why did you log in
Can I get 40/60 card uma rolls if I login later?
>getting mood downs when full energymy career is ruined
>>585485304
>>585482416Why are we like that tho?
>>585485086 She looks the type to get "'"caught""" by the paparazzi going to a private onsen with her trainer, thereby forcing him to take responsibility.
>>585485304lmaooooooooooooooooo
>>585485247she SHOULD BE!
>>585485304Bwo...........
>>585485304why wouldn't this roll over like with 40/60?
>>585485086I hope they add her to events or support cards so we can learn more about her personality instead of just releasing her out of nowhere without knowing anything about her
>>585485562Her tits are so fat...
bighors
>>585485625It does but it's funnier to scare him
>>585485086
>>585485548>>585485086I see we're entering the phase where uma designs become shit again
>>585485661
>>585483534I look like this.
you can log in now
Yay! Great fortune!Thanks Dia!
>>585485767
>>585485625body weight You might be surprised. The daughter of a renowned actor, she is an active actress-turned-Uma Musume who has been active in dramas and movies since she was a child actress. Perhaps because she has been familiar with the entertainment industry since she was a child, her communication skills and self-promotion abilities are exceptionally high. Always behaving with grace and elegance, she's a budding "silver screen star." Her signature role was that of a female delinquent who defeats her rivals in races.
waiting is always the playsomeone is bound to show off their rolls or get bricked
>>585485843im going to have to keep logging in before every big banner pull until i get this message due to being a superstitious autist
>>585485086>That earringWait a minute, that ain't an uma!
>>585485870yayy
log in torenastop fighting it
would be REALLY fucking funny if you can log in, but NO ONE posts their rolls, in an attempt to trick the retarded types in heresadly, people aren't smart enough or fun for such trolling moves, all they do is is gaslight of spam "you can log in now bwo" 20 times a minute
7 and i log in4 and i uninstallanything else and i heem my meng to sweepy
Do you keep your umawife on your homescreen or do you have the variety show going instead?
>>585486097chop chop
>>585486097post your rolls or shiraoki will rape you anally
>>585486103Abandoning Ruby!
>>585486032nobody's here is dumb enough to fall for it, maybe try vma they bricked themselves the other day because someone put the wrong date on the op and they just blindly followed like cattle
>>585486097It's time to log the fuck in, torena-san...
>>585486103I have all homescreen spots as random and outfits as random
>>585486103My oshi is one of the girls on the home screen but not the main one, the main one changes periodically because I'm a cheater.
>>585486103I capped every convo with my wife so i just set it to random
>>585485304Hey that's my pic
Uma pulls or card pulls?
>>585486103just my wife, id feel like a whorena torena if i didnt.
>>585485304gwo....
https://jiggie.fun/RA4EFIhttps://jiggie.fun/RA4EFIhttps://jiggie.fun/RA4EFI
>daiwafags waited THIS long for the most boring alt ever
>>585486692I like it
>>585486692vodka's second alt will be "halloween" clown themed and have even bigger shoes
>>585486692The alt is very cute, the unique animation however is quite disappointing
>>585486692is vodka getting an alt too or are they still pretending that horse wasnt cool as fuck
>>585486809Need clussy...
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>585482550>>autistic (non-presentable)>>a fatass>>poor>>average sized in both countsim literally all those things... the uma personality/autism quiz was really right... i AM oguri...
>>585486692>Daiwa gets a SECOND long-only altBut why?
>>585486809bigger the boots, the bigger the victory
>>585486103Yeah, I keep her on home screen.
>>585486946now how did you come to that concluison
>>585486103
>>585486946longs are the biggest thing other than her tits that separates her from what vodka could do. Her arima win is the only thing she did that Vodka couldnt do
>>585486692i'd fuck archer lunai'd fuck archer daiwa
>>585486914pick up running then so you can be a real gray beast
>>585487213id fuck archer
>>585483065>localized as slow metabolism
>>585486809CLUSSY ALERT
>>585487240wtf is this real?
wife groove wouldnt want you to flatline
>>585486809You know what they say...Big shoes, big hooves
>>585486692She looks good, the last thing I want is her to be dressed into a Christmas present like in her other alt
>>585487576Big shoes to fill
evil orenji
>>585487778do NOT
>>585485983i want to rape you
>>585481789anon I have had 2 3* umas in 360 pullsi've given up snack bannering
>>585485983teio a cute
This one's for you danchou
>>585487893Good...
I just realized the Arima is a Christmas themed race because it's 2500 meters.
>>585488072Wouldn't it be the other way around
>>585488072i dont get it
>>585488072It's kurimasu themed because it happens literal days after christmas day you tard
I'm not flatlining, I already spent 40 of my free rolls. To ensure that I get 60 for Kita and Dia, can I log in now and simply wait 5+ hours or do I avoid login?
Remember what you're flatlining for
dober should show more skin like her roommate
>>585488224Yes, and what day is Christmas on?
>>585488230Flatlining for a day is retardedit was always an all or nothing proposition
>>585488256I didn't flatline I pulled for her
>>585488260New ConditionSchool Shooter
>>585488256I'm flatlining in hopes of hitting the off banner jackpot and getting an uma I actually want.
MAMMMBOOOOO in space
>>585488387the gun is fake, we are safe
>>585486239>A general that is full of shitposts and has its people constantly lying to each other face to the point it becomes a normal thing (A "culture", even) vs a general that's don't have (much of) thoseMaybe the problem isn't who is dumb or not.Also judging by this thread we have a few possible candidates already
I could beat and rape most anons here into submission
>>585488492thats machitan, mambo is the birb
Ichiban
end digitan is doing pretty well in rooms and razor steps proc most of the time don't believe the gaslights
post something cute
>>585488830you can keep your sterile boymare
>>585485983
>>585488884My furking hero
Visit Tomakomai
All my 2 speed 2 wit 1 LH 1 guts deck umas are weaker than 3 speed 2 wit 1 LH umas.
>>585488690but i dont wanna get end A
>>585488972it's fine (lol), I can take her. or him. whatever man it's all the same in the end
>>585489146Listen to me retardsingle cards will never ever do shit unless the game incentivizes them. anyone that puts in a single guts/power/stam card is a certified brainlet
>>585489146Guts are garbage until 2028
Festa services old men in the backalleys
>>585489267>it's all the sameFagAlso, she's a girl, so she's better because she has 3 holes
>>585489512shacute...
>>585489220it's just one star gwo
>>585485506because it's half TP so i can do fan runs without it affecting TP for my parent/ace runs
Any cuties around?
>>585489718I'm not a cutie sadly
>>585489718ya
>>585489718im a fat chud so if there is one it aint me
>>585489341>it's a new day, should I go straight to school or take a stroll? coinflip decide!>uuuh should I go through the alley? coinflip decide!>ooh shoot, alley it is, oh what's that, some thugs and sinister-looking old men? maybe I should go back? coinflip, decide!>dammit I guess I'll talk to them, oh no they're undressing me should I yell or take it like a champ? coinflip decide!>I guess I'll irresponsibly let them manhandle me and nakadashing meplot twist: it's a one-sided coin
>>585488972oh no endless sex without having to worry about an annoying off spring the terror oh noooooooooo as if you faggots would ever become parents lmao
>>585489341those old men? me.
>>585481854I have been flat-lining and cumming inside of Chrono Genesis on a dangerous day while forcibly kissing her.She will definitely get pregnant now
>>585489926was the melty really necessary here?
>>585490029He relates because he's also sterile because of AGP
>>585481789She has no appeal to me>h-her boobs are big!Not even in the top 10>s-she's cuteSo is 99% of the cast
Will you kiss me?
>>585490142NTA but just because I goon while self inserting as the girl doesn't mean I'm sterilethe microplastics are to blame for that
>>585490337>So is 99% of the castthere is atleast 1/4 of the cast that arent cutei cant just spoonfeed you who but im sure some kind anon will post some of them in reply to this post
>>585489512Fine Motion on the right
>>585489697So... Mambogeddon next month for real?
>>585490361No, kissing needs to be consensual and between two people who intimately know each other
cm21 status?
>>585490474mambo will be S this time next month
>>585490361No, I'm kissing your hot friend Ardan instead
>>585489897ignoring the grammatical errors, solid 5/10. it's only ok. maybe try reading some more books or fics or whatever the fuck to get your ideas up. didn't really appeal to my dick or make me laugh.
>>585490474why are you so eager for mambogeddon to happen
>>585490474this time for sure!!!!!!!!!
>>585490604I have 0 aces
>>585490690mambo should change their name to fukulove, they lost their last mambo enjoyer...
~14 hours until Kikuka Sho
>>585490690I don't know...
orange
Do i need CP if I'm a front main?
ETA on everyone's favorite gyaru Helios?
>>585490954hmmmthis image looks suspiciously cropped
>>585490895vitamin C
>>585490604My endKingu is a rapist
>>585490954too much i need now
>>585490917Club Points are valuable
>>585491131HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>585490690i forgot
>>585491435Why is her head so huge
>>585491293She looks like she kisses good.
>>585491573her's isn't the only head that's huge
>>585489971>/uma/ is now seeing Nakayama as a woman
hm, did I fuck it up? I thought you can do 40/60 split
>>585491293She looks like my type
>>585491675I always did, but I didn't get her with my snacking pulls so I knew it wasn't gonna work
>>585490954God, I love this dumb bitch.
imagine being a poorfag and not playing the game
>>585491705just dont pull your last tenner for 4 more hours
>>585491897Put her in the oven again for another 20min
TAG YOURSELF @I'm Rura
>>585491892ooooh thanks, bless thine rolls for a quick reply
Which currency is the best in the future? JPLords share some wisdom. Does the cleat shop take off? How about clovers? FP shop?
>>585491986In the woods, currently being mauled by a bear
>>585490954Wasn't she supposed to come out in November? So soon, I guess
>>585492029Stack up on CP and clovers
>>585492029Money, you need millions for special items
>>585491968
>>585491986I will rape your tits
>>585491293hidden brawler
>>58549095410 days
>>585489341keep my oshi's name out of ur fucking shitposts
>>585492096Yeah that's neat and, but what about the robutt?
>>585492126
>>585491675I've wanted to fuck her since I found out about her. it isn't new. and her being very tomboyish is extremely hot.
>>585492096The... hero?
I don't want to fuck Festa I want to gamble her away
Are any of the Story of Season remakes for Harvest Moon any good? I'm really in the mood right now.
Fucking succubus on my phone trying to get me to open the game
>>585492057sex with zoomer that have lot of sexergy
>>585492292Need mating press correction..
>>585492461"if i lose this mahjong round you guys can fuck Festa*
>>585492238Sorry already ate her
casual shchi get
>>585492483I enjoyed this chinese knock-offshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1084600/My_Time_at_Sandrock/https://store.steampowered.com/app/2340520/Tales_of_Seikyu/
>>585491986I'm the vending machine
>>585492750BITCH NOBODY CARES HOW YOU SEE FASHION GET YOUR MINGE OUT FOR THE LADS
>>585492809I watched that anime
>>585491675nakadashi with festa
I don't get the flatline joke. What did I miss?
>>585493135>when do burger hours startits a weekend, so like 5 hours ago
idk what good parents even are i just keep looping over and over...
>>585493135in 5 hours
>>585493135can you link me the erp I wanna join in
jongers?
>>585492208>oshi is nakayama>posts siriusLmao nice larp I bet you like neither
cm sprint room41882376418823764188237641882376
is umawife is a fat pig irl, and i'm mad that she isn't like that in-game
https://grids.fun/t/honse-sex-770c5?list=umamusume-ba9topostem
>>585492695I'll train mahjong competitive to win her and never lose her
>>585493135genuinely annoying that normalslime learned what 'agp' is. the state of this world is beyond absurd to me now
>>585493287wait you're not festa
>>585493265maybe there's some biases by the author in here but for the most part it's pretty solid.https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pWBnsoH2h7NDm9Q5ZRZ-s9JuyMN-aAI5wJbIEqACCt4/edit?pli=1&gid=0#gid=0
>>585492695kind of a hot concept actually. maybe I'll finally have to get back to writing to make it real.
>>585493352u don't get it
>>585493282Sure, check this.The Game
>>585493287already in a friendly match....
>>585493592make sure to share
>>585485254Kris wouldn't rape..
>>585493717cheater
>GM has a couple decent scenario-only skillsLoopbros are you ready to add another one or two to the stack?
>>585493421next one703536547035365470353654
>>585493525I personally think it's really funny whenever 4chan or sharty or whatever the fuck lingo gets popular mainstream cuz it just loses all meaning in like 2 weeks. It's kinda beautiful what happened to 'foid' and 'moid'.
>>585485254ImpossibleRaping implies knowing there's no consent on both parties, they just fuck you because they own you and that's it
>>585494065It's even funnier when it has real life consequences and there's no real correlation to the term and the action just because it sounds scary, like terrorism being blamed on... gasp, incels
>>585494065agp isnt 4chan or sharty lingo its literally weird deep cut tranny lore that nobody normal should know about. i agree that foid and moid becoming more mainstream is hilarious though
>>585493592Go for it!
>>585494319Pretty sure agp got popular on /lgbt/ THOUGH
>>585493135euros are going to bed bwo
armor girls project
>>585494052last one for now93669272936692729366927293669272
So is archer scarlet not part of a double banner or something?
My only notable SSR cards are MLB Creek and MLB Satono Diamond. Should I abandon my flatline to pull on cards? I really just wanted 100 for Diamond NY. I like Pace/Late more than frontrunner so actually getting Kita NY would just be a nice bonus.
>>585494504It's 8 PM in Europe.
Umas for an average white cock that has a weird rash well it's not rash it's more like white spots all over the shaft and they've been there since i remember?
>>585494562Retardbro?
>>585493592shindol-tier or bust
i want to die
>>585494612No
i must live
>>585494879what are you trying to say to me?
>>585494545ggs, back to making glue
>>585494889Don't do it, anon! Think of the lovely umas you won't get to train if you do that!
>>585495062Thanks for the hostan!
>>585495062thanks for hosting
Dotoposters are fucking assholes
>>585494814i would never have kids they will take his attention away from me HAHAAHAHAHAHH DIE DIE DIE YOU ARE MINE YOU ARE MINE FUCKKKDD DJDDDDD TRY IT GRY IT TR6NIT YOU WILL KNOW SUFFERING DONT FUCKING TOUCH HIM THE BLOODLUST IS TOO MUCH YOU NEED TO DIEEE
When can I log in again?
>>585495357bwo we're already playing
this game sucks
Neat, 9* stam and 9* long.
>>5854953571 h 56 minutes
https://x.com/asdkd1234/status/2113968077243375954
>>585495571My penis
>>585495785why is she stuffed with cheese
>>585495286It's so funny that Win Marilyn the giga celebrity first partner was the innocent, clueless about mating Titleholder
Evens and I'll jerk off to UlalaOdds and I'll jerk off to Creek0 and I do a fan run instead
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HE HATES MEEEEE
>>585495920post proof
7 I get blessed with Kita and Dia in one roll, 4 I log in early
>>585495920FUCKI blame danchud for this>>585496050A-an auto counts, right?
>>585496016Nobody hates you sweetie
>>585496210>0yeah but now it has to be two
>>585495016Thanks anon, its hard to stay strong. I only started playing again fairly recently and I miss seeing my wife all day
>>585495681hey, very nice!Cafe unfortunately has... really bad inheritance scores with most characters but as long as you looped all the g1s its fine
>>585496210>A-an auto counts, right?yes? fan runs are clanked bwo...
>>585495845Taiho also covered Loves Only You this year... It's nice to see some owners still breed their champion mares to anyone not named Equinox
do you believe in witches, /uma/?
>Talking about horses fuckinganon please
post something cute, maybe a hons even
>>585496620no, but as a child I was cursed by one, to live
what sort of gift should I get my danchou for not logging in all week?
>>585496814give him that gawk gawk 9000
>>585496661grow up
The fact that most of you would rather be the raped instead of the one who rapes is concerning.
>>585496726this happened to me but instead of fat american tits on my face it was an indian guy standing in the aisle on the airplane with his ass my shoulder
>>585496814Letter of resignation
>>58549681450-100M fans should do the trick
>>585496271stealing my bit
I need a man.
>>585496379It will be fine, i can get double circle affinity. Probably going to work on a evil /stam long parent, maybe ass wonder?
>>585496927I prefer consent, personally.
>6 golds>Ignite witcard strength really takes off at some point, huh.
I NEED A HERO IM HOLDING OUT FOR A HEROOOOOOOOOOO
>>585496972my condolences bwo, thats fucked
>>585496737
>>585497312wait til you hear that the class 6 cutoff right now is over 5m
>>585497312>power card
>>585493496ok
>>585493496no
1547 days since announcementNote: Opponents fought in the Oaks have been turned into daughters, character songs unlocked
>>585497242what do you need one of those for, got a leaky sink or something?
fat fuck
>>585496972You can't hate smelly nations enough
>>585497631I can't hear anything
>>585493496>footfags
Did you remember to trade shoes?
>>585497639I have a hole that needs plugging.
>>585497689works for me vro
>>585497526i'm pretty sure running a power card is the standard in jp now.
>>585497770that sounds easy, i could do that for you
>>5854978133 speed was making a comeback so they had to release a new powercreep power card
>>585497910kys v
stop flirting
>>585497735how about giving me a french teio fuck puppet? then I might remember
>>585497225yurr
>>585497989fuck off danchou
>>585493496
>>585497910good boy, you're so dependable.
>>585497561Looks like we had the same idea.
can I use my 50 rolls on umas now or should I wait to the banner reset
>>585493592strip jong with festa...
>>585498307
>>585498280dont log in
>>585497561based and vitamin C-pilled>>585498181based and HERO-pilled
>>585481789i threw 30 tickets at her and didn't get her, never visiting that place
What position is she best at?
>>585498593pace chaser
>>585498394luv me cow wife
>>585498039I'll visit Tomankomanko
>>585498181
I would still rape Teio
>>585498593uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cowgirl
>>585498795don't stick your dick in robots!
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/RA4EFI>https://jiggie.fun/RA4EFIhttps://jiggie.fun/RA4EFI>https://jiggie.fun/RA4EFIhttps://jiggie.fun/RA4EFI
>>585498883Kaite...
>>585497064
>>585498795
>>585498883I can't wait until Umama leaves my club. Chat has been so fucking cringe.
>>585499057You don't like the 30 messages about wanting cock in your ass or troon edating/esex?
>>585499057She left Uma&Co 2 months ago
>>585499057you're not even in the club
>>585499057kys v
>>585499057nice larp, leak or gtfo
4hrs 20 min until we get something more important than dramaslop to discuss.
>>585499057Drama?
>defense force right on time
Will Lovecen be added if he wins the triple crown?
>>5854994173h20m actually
danchoid?
>>585498883
I don't think I'll be able to hold until banner reset, I miss my clubdacchis...
Let him in my A rank club for a month. I can take the bullet for you guys
is there a word to describe the type of autism where you like combining interests?For example: I like Dota2. And I keep thinking stuff like "Gold Ship could cosplay as Kunkka cause they're both Admirals". Or Gentildonna cosplaying Earth Shaker cause of her gorilla strength.I see that sometimes with JP uma posters as well. For example I see someone loves drawing Uma cosplaying as Patlabor police units. Another case is someone drawing Umas with Dinosaurs, like Mejiro Ardan being the caretaker of a Ankylosaurus.
>>585499489retardwe don't even have 2022 gen in yes
>>585499628>RETARD!>we don't even have 22 gen in YES
but what if my club bros don't come back?what if they quit the game for good...?>>585499584mambwo...
>>585499691>minor spelling mistake
>>585499584mambwo its not worth it...
>>585499610it's called crossover and has been a thing since humanity first invented fiction
>>585499717me having loving smooshies with my dear wifeAt least this is on two different beds, while my older brother seemingly fucked his wife with the kids in the same goddamn bed like inbreds.
>>585499868I understand the concept of crossovers but what is it called when someone is obsessed with doing it constantly with anything they do
>>585499729then get a better club.
So this rolls over, right?
>>585499886oh shush, it's not like theyre gonna be scarred from it
what is their relation?
>>585499978No, use them or be damned
>>585499978Amon...
>>585499978not for you, faggot
>>585499691yes yes meatbag we don't have them yes yes...yet!
>>585500092they were both very popular in japan in the late 90's
>>585499968it's called hyperfixation which has also existed since autism was invented, just with different fixations as new things have been invented
whore
>>585500314my whore
>>585500314>most oneitis uma in the franchise>whore??
>>585500285autism isn't even real
>SS fast learner special week run>chains all finish>268 stam>gatekept at tenno showelp.
Umas for a large uncut white cock with pearly penile papules and they've been there since i remember?
>>585499992true, they're only autistic as all hell due to the mothers sidethat family is fucked and I can't wait to see what happens once the boys are proper teens
>>585500126>>585500145>>585500175are you sure
>>585500478
>>585500478Yes.
>>585500190>meds kick in
>>585500437gonna need a picture to narrow it down
>>585500437idk your description kinda sucks, id need to see it to assign your uma properly
>>585500190Which Pakatube is this from?
>>585500437yeah those are harmless, it's congenital
umas for 5'6 manlets with large (3.5in) penises?
>>585500714creek and rickey
>>585500478yes
>>585500190she really sounds like kaguya sama here
>>585500776not a fan of butt fun?
oh V got nuked
>>585500953anon they poop from there
sex seven
>>585501040idols don't poop
>>585501040this anon >>585498795 has the answer
next thread should be gayer. let's make it very gay
>>585501040yeah from there and straight on my chest
what if i put taiki in the naizuri box
>>585501220
I would put her in the headpat box
stop posting stupid sexy zoomer
>>585501070
IIIIIIIYOOOOOOOOOOO
>>585501185tichard wouldnt say this
Don't put Taiki in any of these shoddy Japanese boxes. They are all too small for her.
>>585501185why wait
DamnJust look at him/herDamn
>>585495737>>585495328V is still salty I see
>>585501453what about smart sexy zoomer
cant I log in after banner reset with my stocked pulls or do I really have to wait for daily reset tomorrow
evens i keep fastingodds i eat something
>>585501592they turned this majestic stallion into a donut obsessed gyaru
>>585501592>him/her???He is a stallion
>>585501762What?
>>585501634same storytoo cute for my hearttoo sexy even
>>585501465Ugly nip
>>585501762love this pretty retard
>>585501592the irl horse isnt female you retard
>>585501762
>>585501762she's so cute
>>585501762wait Pokke's kid looks actually good?
>>585500953Hell no
>>585501869
>>585502076wan wan wuu-
>deleted
>sudden ugly retard spam
>>585502076i want this hag
>>585502030*headpats*
>>585502164>hag>granny*
>>585502164
>>585502138curren will never be balling like jordan
>>585502138No, a cute retard!
Today is the day, right?! in 3 hours, right?!
>>585502289damn right, bwo
>>585502164Very ferocious creature.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFMyKSIkU9E
>>585494608I have a happy family fetish how do I search for this
Nishino flower, but I got a lucky groundwork spark, BUT only 2 greens and third posible skill is focus. I should go for it and learn firm, pace chaser savy and focus or I should learn firm green + one of this skill, sprint gear, huge lead, countermeasure or aspire?
>>585502451Umas being sad makes me sad
Do we know who this Currensis was referring to? >>585421140
>Tosen
>>585502540you're trying to get 2 shit skills just to proc gw
>>585502628>below A rankit's mambo
>>585502474Multiply those by 9 and that's what you aim for
>>585502628Yeah me
ballin'
>>585502628I don't know know, why don't you tell us, avatarfag?
>>585502754Ew, a hobo
>>585502628>replying to his own post from 18 hours ago for fake dramawhy are you like this?
>>585502856Shimapan = best girl
how do we fix her?
>>585503059lots and lots of swimming sex
>>585503059more food
>>585502915Why does Falco get the sexiest fucking SR cards...
>>585502754ballin'
>>585503059Fuck off
>>585502856mack wouldn't do this
>>585503291need a dantsu cryer asap
>>585503253>cowtits
>>585503339With a bleeding nose
>>585503321she does it for me
>>585503059Fix?
>>585503321for you she wouldn't
newfag, do you get sashes and shoes with independent training?also, what's the point of non stat focus support card like the female trainee one? When would you ever prefer that over a stat focused one?also, is Narita Taishin relatively harder to do career with than others?
/uma/ will never have this much SOVL
>>585503670sex artist
>>585503253I would kill to have this
>>585503667yesthey interact with the scenario's special mechanics, and give fixed recreations with fixed effects, and usually a gold skill at the end of the recreation chainprobably, don't have her
>>585503667You get sashes by winning G1s and I think shoes come from G3 up to G1s, you can do independent training with a fan run schedule for passive farming (please join my club if you do this)Pal cards are good for scenario mechanicsTaishin is so cute
>>585503667Yes you get sashes and shoesThe pal type cards usually have special effects in their own scenario and that's why you use them there and nowhere else, in the unity cup scenario it was Riko Kashimoto, in the current one, grand concert it's Light Hello, the female trainer one was for URA finale but she didn't do much thereTaishin might be harder to win with because she's an end closer (runs all the way from the back) so she has a higher chance to get blocked by other runners in the race, I remember this being an issue when I started
>>585503667taishin's hardest career goal is tenno sho springjust get 600 stam by thenher mood down event takes 1 turn of infirmary and in return you get like +25 in all stats
Artist for these feels?https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/151237250
>>585481943What is the lifespan of Wit Bourbon anyway?Ive been wondering this for a while ever since we got independent training.I think it is still the only way to get gold Groundwork in JP, but at some point the extra stat gain from using a different wit card becomes greater than the value of getting gold GW.Whenever they did stop using Wit Bourbon in JP for ace runs, I assume they still kept using the card for a LONG time after that for parent runs; since it increased your chance of getting GW sparks. However that was only because they didnt have the clanker yet in JP. Since we got the clanker early, Wit Bourbon has lost a LOT of value, perhaps that change is the reason the card wasnt pictured with Mac and Dia in the video.
>>585503667>yes you get those from auto>pal cards usually have a mechanic tied to a specific scenario + have a good skill after you finish their dates>you take 1 pal card for every scenario from grand live onward>taishin is really hard for a newfriend but a pal card lets you manage her mood downs easier with their dates
7 and it log in.
>>585504141Daiwa wit replaces it pretty sure (shares the banner with Shakur stam, so we'll all be pulling anyway)
/seriru/i
I made Espoir City say a naughty word...
