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Greetings
I love fat women
No snacking. Plan your pulls, stop being a fatty.
You should log in
Belno Wife.
>>585508639It absolutely is notjapanese kobinis are gigantic waterfalls of calories, and they're all absurdly close to (You) and everything in them is absolutely delicious and cheap as fuck
>>585508381Don't worry too much about it, at least for now.Right now your focus should be getting better cards, or Lvling the ones you got, by getting (un)lucky draws, when rolling for the good shit.Outside of that, everything else you might need can be learnt. all a matter of time and patience.
everyone is so mean to me...
>>585508610im gonna post it>>585508760gweetings
Hello anons, thank you all again for your suggestions and votes that have helped us build the /uma/ divegrass team. With your help, we have put together a roster, logo and player models. Now, the next VGL is about a month away, and it's time for us to show that we mean business!So, if you want to see the team play, please reply to this post with your favourite /uma/ meme, or just say "Mambo"!
>>585508610cute girl on the front page
>>585508927Why is she dumb?
>>585508847it matters for uma specifically because the game devs themself try to push the voice actors in your facethey literally just tried to do an idolslop concert with the VAs (that failed)
>>585508932my favourite meme is where you rope yourself for being an annoying attention whore
something something 3dpd something something seiyuu something something buzzwords buzzwords buzzwords
>>585508932Mambo!Thanks for putting in the effort bro
>>585508997
>>585508973she uses all her burger calories to run thrift, and be balling instead of thinking good
>reddit tachyon
I will flatline a bit more to make danchou anxious
Post THIS4 and you post THAT
2 more hours until all of our friends rejoin us! How did you like the flatty exile?
>>585508694There's a lot of "otaku culture" stuff that has sadly died off in the past few years as everyone has gotten so wrapped up in right vs left politics that a lot of other things stopped mattering
I've been trying to trim down the disgusting stomach fat I have personally...
>>585508932Mambo!
>>585508927Jordan lovehttps://jiggie.fun/RA4EFIhttps://jiggie.fun/RA4EFI
>>585509013I'm all for "Get whoever is best for the job, not depending on how they look, or their skin color"But hiring such ugly people, that WILL be disliked by japanese and asians as a whole, when your plan is to have idol concerts irl... that is one hell of a bis decision lmao
>>585509209i do not want the TRAITORS back
>>585509128HIS NAME IS AGNES!
mgu mgu
if all of you guys hate fat chicks so much why is it so fucking hard to get a fat girlfriend
Do you guys think the Daiwa VA teioposts ?
>>585509226You should borrow some scissors from your trainee, she's always got an extra pair lying around
>>585509210
>>585508918I still support you!Stop bedrotting and watching porn and do your stamina training
>>585508973
>>585508932Wait we got our own team?
if you have less fans than the flatchads in your club when the flatline period ends you owe your danchou sex btw
we need more dirters
I get paid by the hour. My time is very valuable and I cannot offer service to everyone.Which is why price is so high in my profession. It weeds out a lot of people in the first place and I only work with clients that want my services the most. Some projects take weeks if not months to fully complete and I have to pay employees and sometimes it requires special equipment. Cost of travel. Seeing people mad at a $250 per second animation is hilarious. You set the price and the people willing to pay will come forward. It has nothing to do with AI. You are just poor and thus not the target audience.
>>585509408All good people are disgusted by fatties, but most people aren't good
>>585509079...I suddenly need hugs
>>585509483I also want to stab my belly with scissors whenever I have them at hand, not to trim body fat though
>>585508927
>>585509221This game has the strangest population of players. Actually forget "everywhere" there are ANONS IN THIS THREAD ON 4CHAN THAT:>have 4x skip on in every career>have skipped every concert>that call all idol things "idolslop">that skip every story event>that still play uma daily
>>585508932Mambo! (You better win tho)
>>585509678Mambwo...
>>585509209newfag, what's going on?
>>585509656
>>585509798the free pulls on the cards roll over to the free pulls on the uma banner at banner reset time today
>>585508840Cool housewrecker
when is the kikuka sho
>>585509798people intentionally not logging in to have their support card free pulls transfered to uma pulls
>>585508853
>>585509221you're only a REAL otaku if you just talk about anime to virtue signal and farm engagement on twitter. it's true.
>>585509725Being an ironic weeb kind of came back into fasion the past few yearsYou're a hip internet user who watches asmongold or northernlion depending on your political allegiance and your weeb activities are just done ironically
>>585508932Good job. Let's have fun. We better win our debut tho.
>>585508932I want Rice villain to fracture many knees
>>585509534wrong, to lose weight you just eat less, simple assleep 12 hours and skip a meal or something, eat lots of filling yet light on cals stuff, absolutely do not fucking drink sweet beverages and drink more coffee and black tea, it will curb the fake hunger, for motivation, weight daily and take a photo of yourself naked in front of a mirror every week or more frequently
THE RAPED
>>585509965just under 10 hours from now
>>585509559honestly this 5 day ramadan has enlightened me, 10 leeches in my club still don't have 80% of my fan gains this month. i will probably leave next month and join an S rank club not from here
>>585510172how just under exactly are we talking
>>585510224mambwo...
wahey
>>585510116Erm actually you have to train for a 1600 mile run for a whole year and compete against formidable opponents to win
No one here would ACTUALLY bang Daiwa's VA, right?
>>585509910>>585509970wait, they roll over in a perhaps better banner? Am I, nah, I have shit support cards from what I was told, I should roll on support cards banners as much as I can
>>585509695gyarus are such magnificent creatures to look at
>>585510048FineMo of truth
I'm gonna say itsomehow Dia with short hair > Dia with long hair
>all these Daiwa seiyuu hateGood thing they don't know about my oshi's seiyuu hehe.... ;_;
>>585510354as a newfriend you were better off actually playing the game and getting some SR cards, yeah. You'll also get 50 uma pulls anyway
>>585510120mares are dangerous
>>585510275Post time is 3:40 p.m. JST on Sundayits currently 5:30 a.m. JST so 10 hours to gate ingive it 9 hours 30 if you want the parade etc
>>585510340you can add cardio, running for example, to the routine, it will aid greatly, but it's imperative to eat less and while we're at it, healtheir
>>585509919Jo was her first trainer too though...
>>585510354That's right, you should keep pulling on support banners every now and then until you build up a good deck.
>>585510461anon, she has a ponytail
>>585510461She looks best in a big hat
>>585510224based
>>585510559her HAIR from the FRONT ISSHORT
>>585510485Yeah, I aim to beat the clanker as soon as possible, it's humiliating
>>585510476
>>585510495do you think they can delay itI'm not waking up before 8am
>>585510461that's fucking blaspheme. Dia's long hair is one of her cutest and most elegant features
>>585510707Let me just DM the JRA president and ask him.
>>585510661wait nevermind I think I'm retardedbut it LOOKS SHORT
>>585510508I do jogging but I'm still getting the hang of it because I go way too hard and run out of gas after 10 minutes, also eating less is fine but you also need to burn what you consume
>>585510690i get how you feel. i wasnt new but took a lil break when GL started and the clanker was better than me at the new scenario for a lil bit, it even popped my UG cherry before i could..
>>585510693Everyone knows that one though
>>585510347beggars can't be choosers
>>585510224>5 day umadanimagine getting raped by the umas for leaving them for so long, I'm so hard
posted in the wrong thread awardhi'donna sex
>avatartroons post in the wrong threadheh
>>585510347i can fix her (diet)
glovejob with satono diamond l'arc outfit
>>585511014why is everything a troon to youI don't like trannies either so I'd imagine constantly thinking about them isn't very enjoyable
>>585510224you should 100% do that. if your danchou doesn't care then neither should you
>>585510120taking nishino's flower...
>reddut spacingheh...
7 and I cum for Daiwa's VA
>>585510821depends on how fat we're talking about, the easiest 'gains' and more significant chunk of weight loss is eating less periodyou can and should do some physical activity, but usually the above is more important, running for 10 minutes will burn what, few hundreds cals at most, a snack can already cancel that out, it's easy to eat more thinking 'I worked out so I need a reward/can afford it' and worsen or not improve the situation10 minutes is fine for the first period, or rather, it's fine even if you just want to do that: anything is better than nothing and 10 minutes should be around 1.5 km more or less, not too bad if done periodically
reddut?
7 and
>>585510347ive been fatcoposting all month, what do YOU think i will and wont fuck
6 and I'll fap to Super Creek's boobs9 and I'll fap to Grass Wonder's butt0 and I'll fap to both
>>585511294why do all the fat edits make them shortare you into fat chicks or dwarfs
I'm not trans but I like to pretend I am
>>585510347>No one here would ACTUALLY bang Daiwa's VA, right?
>>585510821Just go for a 60min walk or something like that. It just as good and easier on the joints.im speaking from experience
>>585508840its interesting how Belno fits into the regular uma artstyle. Meanwhile creek and Oguri still are a little distinctive.
why do schizos here encourage people to leave their club? its either:1. they mentally cant take it that people are doing low effort but getting the same rewards as their autism fan runs just by being in a good club and doing 2 parent runs a dayOR2.they are conniving and manipulating them to leave because they dream of getting the player to their own club so he can carry them to S rank
>>585510461roundish
>>585511391fatco and curry are midgets so it makes sense. if they got fat they would be spheres.
the trick to losing weight is to drink senna tea (or whatever it was called) to make you shit half of your guts out. also forcing yourself to puke right after you ate. it's the old field-tested way to look anorexic before ozempic. and it's natural which obviously means it's healthy.
1 and I go to bed2 and I go to bed3 and I go to bed4 and I go to bed5 and I go to bed6 and I go to bed7 and I go to bed8 and I go to bed9 and I got to bed0 and I make breakfast and then go to bed
that new daiwa alt is kinda ugly
I dont know who the schnitzos are
>>585511560>falco is a circle head>Fat falco is a circle body
>>585511419only if she slimmed up back to how she looked like 10 years ago
>>585511391idk ask grok why they are shortand yes to both nigga i would an uma dwarf fat or nah
>>585511614radda radda
>>585511401You're a transtroon
the trick to not be fat is NOT EATING LIKE A PIG and actually WALKING OUTSIDE and DO THINGS IN YOUR LIFEwas taught these huge life hacks by my sensei kung fu master, glub shitto!
>>585508932Is the team still led by random /vt/ fags or did we get an actual manager?
plump
>>585511614Schnitzels?
>>585511259Yeah, I agree>>585511439I already do that, I just have a shitty pacing technique
>>585511612the new umas and daiwa alt all suck, let's be perfectly honestyou can tell because of how little its posted in either thread. Remember when wedding cafe got announced? Or buena vista? holy fucking SPAM
>>585511612You're kinda gay she's hot as fuck
>>585511598...can't say I recommend it, but it's a method, extreme, but it's a method, I recommend laxatives then
>>585511794She's so fucking delicious
>>585511614>>585511806I could REALLY go for a schnitzel right about now... got some XXL ones in the fridge as well.Also it's Schnitzel, without the S.
>>585509204Why did you guys ignore my 4?
>>585511598or get your own worms
is my speed too low?
>>585511773yeah, my advices were for those that in a way or another became pigs, everyone makes mistakes, as long as they're willing and it doesn't cost me, i can share my insights about it
bros.. i'm running low on TP pots...
>>585511598puking fucks up your teeth just fucking walk every other day and dont snack, i do not understand eating disorder niggas
OKAY I GUESS ILL BE THE ONE GUY WITH A CONSCIENCEDO NOT LOG IN YETIT IS TOMORROW AT BANNER RESET, NOT TODAY, DO NOT GET FUCKED OVER AFTER WAITING SO LONG
>>585512058eat the chocolate you fucking brainlet
>>585511598Crack also works
>>585511981Rechtschreibung war nie meine Stärke, aber ich schieb die Schuld aufs Deutsch/Englisch
hoeh
>>585512071we are lazyid rather puke than walk for an hour and its not close
>>585511823but really, I strongly recommend frequent periodic photo of your body and daily weight checkup, even if it becomes just a habit and not to lose weight, it will be good to mantain it later just keep in mind to evaluate it on a weekly basis, not daily, and always do it at the same time of the day in the same statewater, clothing, having taken a dump, can wildly change it within the day
>>585512201I want to crack Falco if you know what I mean
>>585512089Thank you
>>585512239>hoe
>>585512201remove filter
you guys know exercising is fun right. like moving your body is actually really enjoyable. dont tell me youve been alive for over 20 years and havent discovered this fundamental human truth,,,
>>585512042I wasn't trying to criticize you or anything, just point out the REAL obvious bit about being a fatty.I'm a fatty myself, and I'm 200% aware that all of it is PURELY down to myself, not the outside world or some "gene defect" coping bullshit.I am a lazy cunt, which is the main reason I am fat. I don't eat a terrible amount, or at least I like to think so, but I am lazy as fuck, causing the problem.The fact that a lot of fatties can't even be this honest to themselves or other is sad and pathetic. At least be an HONEST fat fuck.>>585512226Honestly? VERY fair. One of those many "little things" that trip people up, in the translation process.
can we shut up about fat fucks now god damn this is uma musume not weightloss general
>>585512250You know, there is a really good German diet. It's called "FdH, Friss die Hälfte." You should look it up. It was made for lazy ppl like yourself.
>>585511598Why are you retards talking about weight loss as if it's some mystery that requires ancient ritualsjust use ozempic like everyone else you retarded boomer
>>585512250fresh air and vitamin D buff is underrated bro, unless you live in a shithole or its 1000 degrees you will feel amazing if you go outside for a bit every day
For me, its cow umas
ok this is the FINAL weight related postwe will talk about something important, like how to gain height, or umamusume related stuff
Why are you fuckers acting so unusual today?
>>585512383I wouldn't say fun but it makes you feel better.
weigh gain
>>585512556shes a powerlet
>>585512556give your longsuffering clubbies a reprieve.your curren seems fine, latch on kinda does nothing so id swap if for any kinda midrace but you have most of the good midrace already.
fat fucking fat umas umanko cheesy milk sex
>>585512410Being thin takes less work than being fat does. Less shopping for food, less preparing of food, less eating of food, less working to make money to buy more food. You are not lazy ENOUGH. And yes you do eat a terrible amount. If you didn't then you would not be fat.
>>585512453>if you eat half of what you usually eat you'll lose weightwow
>>585512596you are allowed to act however you want at anytime anywhere
>>585512410rather than lazyness, it's more like balance, if you live a sedentary life, then your body requires less, modern food are usually made to make you crave for more, so I would say diet is relevant even in cases like theseI can only recommend slowly switching some food for variants that fill more but give less cals, and if you drink sweet beverages, to cut some of them down: never drink your calories>>585512412I'm a trainer anon, umas' diet is my field as well
>>585512456>just use ozempic
ignore my previous post I posted the wrong team, this looks bettercurren has still a kinda low ish winrate and idk why her unique is supposed to be way better compared to ardanmy question is still if there's an updated umaflagger but yea...https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs?tab=archetypes&team=hCuf3hCtqxk-qJAcq0BhVopgBXomOmTNZ0VWrA38TnSc>>585512556
>>585512794Ryan love
just eat under 2000 calories a dayunless youre a manlet, then eat under 1300 calories a day
>>585512732my obese wives....
>>585511840yeah daiwa is hot but the outfit is ugly she would look better just butt ass naked
>>585512456>just use ozempic like everyone else you retarded boomerI prefer the natural way anon, and I love the fact I developed a strong will with this, simple hunger will not move me anymore, I fast every few days just to remind me I'm in control, not my gluttonythe knowledge I can more or less control my weight gives me extremely peace of mind
>>585511391they look short because they're larger
>>585512782Its a sarastic response to dietry advice
>>585512898ardan is blue ogurioguri is better than curren, curren forma del waifu is best on even shorter tracks than this iirc. therefore i think you just found a hiddenish tech over your curren being bad or whatever. im a retard so i could be talking out my ass here.
>>585513050Bro had to become a fucking zen bhuddist just to lose weight LMAO
i'm taking a nap, who is coming?
>>585512593no cinkland? I guess it would be near gookland and nippon
>>585512556Seems fine to me. Your other Uma are just stronger.
>>585513161>therefore i think you just found a hiddenish tech over your curren being bad or whateverwait how sobecause she's better on even shorter tracks? or because ardan is an unexpected rapist?
>>585508932I hate you but I hate JP faggots moreMambo
>>585513172the opposite anon, I became enlightened admist my weight loss journeyUnfortunately, this is only for gluttony, I wish I could control my other worldly desires as wellfuck, I'm really on a buddhist path, fucking shit, I seriously never realized it
>>585512898>mejiro arden is out on globalwow, when did this happen. ive never even seen her once
>>585512456shouldn't it be "you zoomers"?Millennials (and some boomers) are the ones chugging down ozempic pills
>>585509546Divegrass schizo won
>>585513315as in ardan is better than people think, shes literally just an og oguri sidegrade imo
>>585513424oh lol I thought her unique was 100% uselses unless she hits quite literally every accel frame 1
why does /uma/ always have a melty when you mention zoomers in a negative light at all
>>585513360bonbon cute...
>>585512596Because Speed, Luna and Teio owe me SEX
>>585513172achieving inner peace actually seems very useful. wish I had the disposable income to spend years of my life fucking around in china trying to become a monk. guess I'll have to save that thought for when I'm in my 60s.
Pace or end king halo for next CM?
>>585513383why not just rename the other team /umajp/?
>>585512453Bakushin is too pretty
>>585513672The one that allows her to activate her ult.
>>585513630If you need money to go traveling to achieve inner peace you were never making it out of samsara this fragment anyway
why doesnt doto just stick her chest out near the finish line. in olympic running you can win by a boob why not in uma
>>585513507we are currently in an ULTRA right wing phase of the internet, so millennials are the demonspawn of the earth (and somehow everyone in the age bracket was born in california)
>>585513917me and who
>>585513480its the same target speed boost as tripulse but a final corner skill and with a stamina drain. once again i could be retarded but it just looks a bit less finicky, and probably would be better if this was an angling track but by no means is an ult like ardan/oguri ever gonna be shit
>>585513917
>>585513730Bakushin is pretty retarded.
>>585514003oki I'll take your word for it SMART......maybe I'll make something else other than a curry then because her performance is kinda disappointing. I do have my own mlb bakushin after all so using it on an uma who already has innate turbo sprint feels like a waste. just idk who to run in that case, oguri could be fun to have double triumphers as you put it
>>585514003*a bit more finicky(than tpulse)man i got no fucking sleep lol
Yeah trainer trainee sex.
>>585514250why didnt anyone in /uma/ post rolls for her...
>>585509204>>585512015
>>585514051she's pretty derby
sex with Master Rickey
>>585514307dont care for the dirty uma
>>585514173wedding curry will go hard as fuck in sprint LoH when we have cards that mog bakushin sneed into irrelevance. as for now pasa and oguri are my picks for 2nd and 3rd best pace chasers
>>585512898curren activates pretty late and i think ardan can instant activate for speed carryoverat a glance ardan midrace looks better toobut your curren isnt a slouch, your team is actaully fairly well balanced. this is what it's like to have one uma carrying
>>585511189she was taiki's flower to pluck
would you get fired for impregnating your trainee? it would ruin her career, she couldnt run with a preggo belly and if she did it would make the baby come out retarded and autistic. she would have to quit and make ends meet by being a stripper and youd have to get a new job sweeping the street to pay the alimony
>>585513917Because humans and umas dont run the same way. The chest doesnt give an advantage when you run head first, instead what you want is a big nose.
>>585514524>she couldnt run with a preggo bellylook up wind in her hair
kamasutra sex with Master Rickey
>>585514510>>585512898what are you 300 stam shitters gonna do when everyone brings a debuffer or two this cm?
>>585514635they made this sexy design and said yeah lets have everyone call her BRIAN.
>>585514635Banchou LUST
>>585514740>>585514806
>>585514530jewish umas on the rise
>>585514508yeaaaa don't really like pasa so I'll attempt some oguri then yayand you're right that card HAS to fall off at some point...probably the MVP card of my account no cap.>>585514510man I never actually checked how optimal curry's unique is...just assumed it was quite good every single time. and yea even IF balanced I want them to do better overall.>>585514685assuming you're not trolling, it is quite literally impossible to stam out on this sprint track. it would be possible to die on nakayama because the lack of downhills, but here you survive with hundreds of HP left even if awful mood, rushed etc. quite literally impossible to gas outand please don't say shitters when you don't know what you're talking about, bitch
This is a pro-Daitaku Helios general and we'll all be rolling in a week and a half.
>>585514685join with your double debuffer team and lets see what happens137481051374810513748105
umamusume cunt blast
>>585514862holy fucking ugu lmao
We can all agree, Riko did nothing wrong.
>>585514879Dober writing down all of the lewd things she wants to do with her trainer (me)
>>585514685bait used to be believable.>>585514879i love the actual horse El Condor Pasa way more than the uma, they did him dirty imo.
7 and you don't get kita4 and you don't get dia0 and you get Teio
>>585514891gwo what are you doing
Master Rickey intense baby making loving sex fengshui umanko
>>585514512Actually, it's Brian's time
>>585515129Roll!I already got Kita
since we got another hag next uma will be a rori
I don't like the new uma
>>585515279then dont roll on her 3 years from now
>>585515189please dear Lord let someone in that lobby have hakuraku
>>585515238game is dangerously dry on loliumas in JP the past few years, there's basically nothing but the phantom of Samson Big and alts.
>>585510120When did Nishino grew to be that big?
I like the new uma
>>585515359they already leftand also anon has not joined so im guessing they were all talk
umanko sex furniture arrangement with Master Rickey all night sex umanko
Why do they hate Taiki II so much?
>>585515410shes always had a huge headshe skullmogs 95 percent of the umas and trainers
>>585511154FAT
>>585514885So trueI don't care if I get bankrupted before RamonuI've been waiting for this since the day I laid eyes on her
>>585515376Contrail will be a loli with self image issues that acts brash to be noticed but is ignored by all but her torena, trust the plan
they killed claude reverse engineering now the uma private server is gonna die as well as every annoying fucking mod you were forced to see
I still dont get can when i must login last time to get 40/60 pulls
>>585515476whos that uggo on the right?>>585511154whys she eating her surfboard?
>>585515609I didn't even know there was a private server so I'm not sure what I should be mad at.
Master Rickey on my dickey
>>585515468rumaoi am kinda curious what level of deboof spam could manage to kill something on this track
I have a questionOn previous Sprint CMs anons here were saying that you didn't need Sprint S because the race is so short you don't reach max speed and Turf S was the one to aim for for the extra power What's changed that you guys want Sprint S?
how many hours until kikuka sho?
these will transform into dia pulls soon
new gaslight is up
>>585513346Before the start of MANT.
>>585515789that was cope, sprint S is worth 0.75 lengths, value that however you will.
>>585515789we have accels now>previous cms (plural)only during the first sprint cm did you want turf s.
>>585515791read the thread you fucking lazy retard
>>585515410big uma...
>>585514427>>585514682>>585515226>>585515473>>585515708
>>585515841this guy fucking quit before ramonu banner and he's gonna lecture me on how to play the game, eat my aaaaaass
actually got invited to an interviewmaybe things are gonna work out after all
>>585515789Turf A and Sprint A are actually better than S on Sprint because of the kuchina effect
>>585515789there are more acceleration skills now so having a higher top speed is important now>>585515841monetizing. running ads.
>>585508820I will snack>>585508830I won't log in>>585508853I will do babyplay with her
>>585515476TWO CUTE DOGSTWO HUGE SET OF TITStwo cute dogs i must tiddy face cuddle and head pat
>>585515975yay
>>585515963>quithe doesn't play anymore?
>>585515975didn't ask
>>585514685my bono would be happy
>>585515975waging sucks
>>585515789we're not in ura anymorethe game evolves as new mechanics and umas and cards and scenarios come out
>>585515789access to more accels but also my sprint a bakushin has won plenty of rooms because sprint is still so rng that you'll only have the s distance matter in 1/3 of the races. Maybe fewer in the actual cm
>>585515957feng shuei pussy does that to someone please understand
>>585515841this is the most uninspired S rank ever
>>585515789you have Ten billion extra accelerations so yes you need max speed and sprint S
>>585516110>To get money, you need a job>To get job, you need interview>Wow waging sucksHow do you get money? Being a nuisance on society and the dog shit state?
>>585514885i have so many carats ready for 67 and shibi
>>585509204
>>585515963he got 2nd in cm20 which is better than a lot of people here
>>585516110it would be salaried
>>585515789you've never needed any kind of distance S if you were just lucky
>>585515789you actually want Sprint B for BASED
>>585516260as soon as i log in i immediately put on bak shee shee just to piss people offi also play the game with the sound muted, get fucked club ''bros''
>>585516229>How do you get moneywaging obviously
>>585516072he quit JP after bricking himself by not having Ramonu
>>585515841putting ancestors in S is kinda crazy considering it's only used for a grand total of three (3) CMsmight be worth using a 2.5 ticket for umagrok runs
>>585516428So what... every kind of job ever is waging meaning it's bad, cringe and reddit? How do you get money the "based" way then?
>>585516510drop shipping and selling vapes on the tiktok shop
>>585516510money is a meme
oh I made my sweepers 4*really hope I get a better one or else those statues could've gone to 5* kita blanco...
>>585516510gambling and its offshoots like stock trading and crypto
>>585515609>they killed claude reverse engineeringelaborateimmediately
>>585516510He just said waging sucks (which can be true depending on where you work and so on)He never said anything about not working, I think you're just hallucinating
>>585516610why is sweep such a bratshe must realize she will get corrected for acting out this way
>>585516573Sounds like waging to me, but on your own terms.>>585516589damn... that's deepthroating>>585516661>crypto and gambling>not peak reddit
https://files.catbox.moe/qk2lrm.jpg
>>585516674google it, it's the only thing AI techlords are talking about
>>585516776because she doesn't like being told what to do by other figures in her lifequite literally me (in a non-agp way for once in my god damn life)
>>585516887whats agp stand for
>>585516510bwo youre autismbux?
>>585516260https://youtu.be/y9NhjogxNHo?si=atoL1Qk6B7YeA6yi when will they add the objectively superior version?
>>585516476there's better cards to use tickets onthe only thing it does for you in bot runs is high speed hints, ratingmaxxing dies with GL
>>585516674how did you miss out on the AI based decomp/recomp craze we've been in for the last few weeks? a metric fuck ton of console games got honest to god PC ports, one way or another, running at high res and refresh rates, with proper mouse support.
>>585515609>grok got gutted so it cant make porn>claude got gutted so it cant reverse enginner>yet the planet has to be covered in AI datacenter pimples despite the AI services never offering what people actually want most from themFORWHATPURPOSE
>>585493496oops
>>585516476>>585516964are we forgetting guaranteed uma stan every run or some shit
chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyo chiyo chiyo chiyonowodoki doki doki doki do ki
>>585516973so why would they ban it if its done a bunch of good stuff?
>>claude got gutted so it cant reverse enginnerWait what? Is this true?
>>585517067is this realI'll probably borrow it anyway since I'll be broke but
>>585515609>now the uma private server is gonna dieOH NO HOW TRAGIC INDEEDTHE THING NO ONE WOULDVE USED IS DEADbitch that shit would've been deader and more slopper to hell than any closed source indian private WoW server
https://h.uguu.se/kBUgWmaJ.jpg
Just 25 more minutes until banner reset and I can login to claim free tenpull...
>>585516776Because she is a middle schooler
>>585517127any serious run in GM ace or clanker is going to use either your own Ancestor or a borrowed one once it's released.>is this realyeah it has pretty stacked hints
>>585517127yep,https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30137-ancestors-guidesits got a lot of nice guaranteed skills
plap plap sploosh spurt
>>585517106because it pisses off the big corpos?
>>585517067you should already have guaranteed uma stan from your lineage
>>585517106>so why would they ban it if its done a bunch of good stuff?you are not meant to enjoy this world only to suffer in it
>>585517248>>585517256dam okay...100% being clanked at least so that's nice
>>585517241i already logged in its fine worked last time
>>585515841This guy sucks ass> Upcoming uma video> This is a very strong horse it has such and such> Never ever fucking meta even in a single CM> 1 fucking hour of thisBetter off just going to that website he made that reduces 30 minutes of slop into 2 images
>>585517106>why would they kill something that blew open the entire software industry, making the impossible possible?gee I wonder... probably because it would (already has) cause a metric fuck ton of damage in the long run, or arguably even the short.granted the "dude we remade photoshop, except without any of the features, only the UI" shit is a giant fucking meme for normalfag scam, but sitll.
play some shoe matchingif you wish, you may exclude newmas
>>585517242but thats every uma
>>585517248also, you continue doing parent runs in GM during L'arc since L'arc removes a bunch of senior year races and kills your affinity
>>585517106because Corpos across the world, especially gaming ones, are losing insane amounts of "potential revenue" by having their old games ported to PC for free. Yes, it's kinda sketch, but it's the only good thing AI ever did for anything
>>585517450Some are high schoolers
Do I really need Ramonu if I'm only doing open league?
>>585517453> L'arc removes a bunch of senior year racesis it because you go off to france to fight Super French Teio
>>585517565nyop
>>585517106if i say it i will get banned for antisemitism
>>585517453oh I hadn't heard that, yeah I'm going all in on GM.
>>585516973>honest to god PC portsHave you played any of them? 95% of them are shit that doesn't work properly and is only used to chase twitter clout, or even worse they are repackaged emulators.
>>585517565If you're only doing open league you don't need anything
>>585517565I'd say you don't *need* it but you do need to roll on supokas to have a larger library of potential skills and Ramonu is a good clanker card. you should have enough budget in your pull plan for scenario banners
>>585517565You don't need anything if you're not competing, no
>>585512764
>>585517647>>585517357oh yeah, well what about these 10/10 gameshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_JI3qaWsOo
>>585517636just keep in mind like >>585516964 says it will be trivial to get SS rank GM clankers so there's no reason to get more than 0LB just for parent runs (or for aces, if you ask me)
>>585517542>the only good thing AI ever did for anythingYou're delusional and have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.Yes, the "good things" are likely hidden in closed source projects, but there is also a ton of other worked that you clearly have no idea about, not everything is LE VIDEO GAMES xD
When do scenarios go to the 4 month schedule instead of 6 month schedule? When did that start in JP? (pre-global acceleration)
This was unnecessary
>>585516973Feels like a solution looking for a problem. Been emulating games with all that functionality for years
>>585517771thats the only good one the rest are bad
>>585517846me on the right, but sometimes left, too.
>>585513175I just came but I could still nap
>>585517797was the melty really necessary here?
>>585517846It's a brutal mog but I would still have sex with Still in Love
>>585517565no, but you can also use her basically forever and she comes with 120 free pullsif you can spare 80 pulls i would strongly recommend finishing pity so you have her at least for her generic skill hints which will also apply to 3/5 TT teams
>>585517797it is fucking impossible to sleep where I'm at because of that ugly fucking black box a mile out, I'm not gonna give it undue credit just because it potentially did something somewhere.
>>585517797There's also celebrity fake porn tooGood point
>>585517789true, though the next frontier is hitting 1100 in good spark stats, though I agree that's much less important than SS.
>>585517846>>585517954post more brutal uma moggings
>>58551778910 TE is a pretty big reason to get more than 0LB
>>585517887it isthe vibe coded decomps are pointless, since the only reason to decomp over emulation is for mods, and vibe coded slop is also impossible to modifyumamusume
>>585517565What do you do with your carats if not pulling support cards?Getting the Uma you like is easy. 30k is guaranteed. But to MLB a support you need way more than 30k. You also get rainbow crystals to help them MLB. We are also going to get the trainer pass somewhere down the line where you can basically get old but still good support cards for free (there is a paid version too) to round out your deck.Even if people say "Kitasan black lasts 2 years", you can still use her afterwards. Other cards are just better, but she is still a strong card.
>>585513325why is she trying to fatten up the princess? is she going to eat her?!
Um4chan
>>585518082
What tragedy is going to happen in a few minutes?
>>585518090it really isn't
>>585518161more umas i like
>>585517846What's ironic is Still is objectively sexier
Now DIS is how you uma musume.
>>585518284bro shes got a tea cosy or a doily on her head
>>585517846The weak should fear the strong
>>585517647Have you? I only play the ones for games I actually give a shit about, and the vast majority of them are at least "good", if not seemingly "great".Only very few are either still in an early stage (uncharted has shit perf and no proper mouse movement), or have bugs related to the game itself.Mind you that pic related aren't all recomps that you're bitching about like a child, a few a actual decomps, made by hand or AI, doesn't really matter at this point.>or even worse they are repackaged emulators.OH NO, the game runs incredibly well at 120hz at native resolution while using zero hardware, through an emulator that's hidden away and needs no set up! THE HORROR!Who gives a fuck you retard lmao>>585517897>The only good one is actual UNITY slop made for redditHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm>>585517887Last I checked most emulated games are either locked to their native res due to a lack of patches, or 60 at best, due to how complicated it used to be to unlock the FPS for varies reasons.I'm not saying this is the second coming of christ, but it's hard to ignore that a wall has been blown wide open, which is why the industry is panicking.
i always imagine Still in Love temporary gets huge tits during her possessed statei blame all the huge titty fanart of her
>TIL it's illegal to drive without insurance(?)whatis this real
>>585518341haru doesn't countshe does not care about that at all
>>585518402why would the (((industry))) even care, they werent making those ports anyway. if they were in the process of making them id get it but theyre not losing anything
lets not forget Claude coded sweepy, allowing us to survive MANT
>>585518284objectively? doesnt exist. Your heart(peenor) is never objective.
>>585518270* returns
>>585514524umas race pregnant all the time, dawg. given how strong they are it's barely a hindrance.
>>585518580our lord and savior
>>585518282How many rainbow crystals do you have then? Cause you can just get 1 copy of ramonu guaranteed by sparking her after the 120 free pulls are over and then use those
>>585518402has it even been going on long enough for people to play the 'ports' front to back
>>585518558i don't think the game industry actually cares about vibe coded game decomps. vibe coded decomps/clones of software like adobe and ms office are way more threatening
>>585518537what do you mean, she doesnt want to fuck trainer? or she prefers having no tits?
can you not post body horror (pregnancy)thanks
>>585518270Flatliners will log in and realize the five days they didn't log in only got them an Oguri Cap (original) duplicate
>>585518580who is us bro i rawdogged mant no sweepy no hachimi just coffee
>>585514524bro there are mares that won while pregnant
>>585518748cope and seethe cheater
>>585518526You WILL pay the (((insurance fees)))
>>585515227maybe technically true but the nishino family belongs to taiki
>>585518727just because you cant get pregnant as a trans person yet doesnt make it body horror
>>585518526just don't crash bro
>>585518727i dont like it because its fetish art of a beautiful thing (having a family). feels wrong but maybe im weird idk.
>>585518727it's not horror, it's a natural biology process for femalesobviously not your problem though
>>585510120>lipstick marks>no lipstick
move faster, clock
>>585518727i agree, the bulging belly is gross to look at. but i also hate all the fat uma stuff so its probably the same reason as that. NO BIG BELLIES EVER
>>585518270"the" same "tragedy" as before will repeat "itself"
>>585518526just dont get caught
>>585518936so is shitting that doesn't mean I wanna see it
>>585518910the only reasonable take here, the rest are perverted freaks
>>585517846imagine training both at the same time
>>585518910yeah, way too much breeder fetish shit with uma
5 more minutes..
just 5 minutes until i can see my wife again
>>585518980just log in bro>>585519037cant argue with that desu
>>585518161Well I only have 9k left currently.
>>585508932
>>585518791>>585518895>>585519036wow crazyguess I'll keep being a passenger princess
>>585518910same reason
I love how some of these can't even be pulled or wont have a banner rate up.
breeder anons here you go>>>/sp/158292820
>>585519260insurance is the least expensive thing about owning a car, larper
Wait? KIta rolls today? I thought tomorrow I wasted a tenner oh no...
>>585517846
Do I also get uma rolls if I login in a few minutes when I did card rolls last reset
>>585519302your rainbow crystals? your selectors?
Post pregnant Neicha
>>585519302>Urara S tierthe gaslight that keeps on givi9ng
>>585518526Not only is it illegal, but ((they)) flag you as a high risk driver and significantly raise your rates once you do get caught.
>>585519412you did them after today's daily reset? then no
>>585518402>through an emulator that's hidden away and needs no set up! THE HORROR!Using an emulator is not a recompilation you absolute retard. It's a fucking larp.
>>585519380what am I larping aboutat least use the right term
>deleteduh oh melty
>>585519353?
>>585519418you vill use the guts card next scenario
if you crashed into an uma with your car would the car be ok?
>>585518706she has no concept of sexuality so she can't truly get titmogged
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>585519502being anything close to female
>>585519302>wit cafe and opera o below t*io>pokke speed below gold fucking city
It's up
took a nap and had a dream I was being sent to the arctic...anyway, log back in club bros it's time
>>585519506>1 minute agodo you neighas really use relative timestampsI'm gonna puke
>>585519418The only card that beats it is orfre guts
>>585519418it's finally true though, you will use at least one guts card for every sprint and mile race (and maybe even some mediums) from now onurara is great because she has charming and energy events and +1 SP bonus
Can I login
WELCOME HOME CHEATER
>>58551963417 more hours
>>585519570passenger princess is a gender neutral term albeitcan someone post the zrr pointing up image it's funny but I forgot to save it
post rolls
>>585519576>the goyim are waking up to the fact pocket speed is a memeabout time
the return of the trannies>>585519602sex with sleepy teio
Do I log in now
>>585519606unless im looking through archives or something, why would i need to know the actual time of when something is posted?
so, did you get your 1500 carats?
WE DONT WANT YOU!!! TRAITORS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>585517771tachyon's leg should have shattered taking that jump
Was it worth skipping the 10 free card pull?HELL YEAH
Do nothing, win GAWDS our time is now
>>585519727Ikuyooooo
Mejiro Palmer :)
>>585519493I forgot she voiced Arc in the remake
HAHAHANO FUCKING CARRYOVERGET FUCKED
POST YOUR FUCKING ROLLS OR YOU WONT GET A SSR
>logged in earlier today>10 pull on support cards transferred over to umasgaslight harder next time
Huh
>>585519493>demake arci dont care or askedNOT MY ARC
glgl all
it's over...
>my 2nd and 3rd Dia in 22 pullsBros I'm about to be abducted to Epsatano Island....
>>585519845>whores
yurr
but us stockpilers cant log in until daily reset right
40/60 is real
>>585519835>>585519974WE HOT. ITS NOW OR NEVER BROSTHE BLOCK IS ON FIRE RIGHT NOWPULL BEFORE IT COOLS OFF
>>585519914nice try retard
>>585519845>>585519991my cute sexy slutsexclusively for my manwhore cock
Tachyon?
>Nobody posted an image of 50 rolls on kita yetNot logging in.
>>585520069why is she p3do they have a common VA
>>585518082sorry, still
>>585520032>7 tickets>50k caratsanon... you've been snacking, haven't you...
>>585520108(with a light flutter)
my free 10 scammed me...
well, one to go!
>>585520108
i have seen the future. first person to reply to this post then pull will get a 3*
7 and every flatliner gets absolutely nothing in their pulls
Fuji Kiseki is overpowered and it's ruining the game
>>585519727Sorry guys, I stole one of yours...
aaaand I'm done with this bannergg
>all these people still terrified of logging in
okay it's midnight, you can stop flatlining guys...guys?
>>585520195>20 pulls>>585520151i get saving carats, but saving tickets is too far. its next level mental illness
>>585520230ok
>>585520230I will trust you anon, you better not be lying to me.
FUUUCK WHY YOU NOT TOLD ME IT'S TODAY NOT TOMORROW i wasted 10
>>585519416
>>585518216I remember there was a pic of umas who would use reddit and who 4chan but I can't find it.
>>585520378retard alarm
It's time
>>585520356>he waifus a rapist
hey the scamcha was not actually scamcha!
>>585520114From my abandoned alt account that hasn't logged in at all
I don't have to go for pity, 15000 carats saved.
>>585520471I don't waifu her, I need her so that I don't have to run Kris fucking S again in the GM long CM
Kitasan the White.Kitasan the Fool.
sup bros. nyot a bad onef2p btw
>>585520230>>585520390anon...
>>585520378tickets are literally LITERALLY the same as caratsguaranteed 2* aside
Should've used it on the cards if this is what I get
i got armpitasan
OwO whos this???
Is this peoples first gacha game? You are trying to build an account over time.Yeah there are cards that don't get used in the future because there are better ones. But you can still use them. So you can skip some cards here and there but you should actually thinking of building an account even if you aren't that serious about it for CM or LoH.I just want my Uma to be as strong as they can be so I try to get as many good support cards as I can for them. And if I can't, I know I can save up for future good support cards.Enjoy this time where we have foresight because once we catch up to JP a super good support card can be revealed, everyone MLBs it and then a month later a card that already powercreeps it pops up.
>>585520584
>>585520572>again>using the woke uma Go back
>>585520647i doubt global will ever catch up to JP, it will probably end up perpetually 3-6 months behind
was it on purpose
>>585520491FUCK YOUGIVE ME MY RIGHTFUL DOTO
>Dia wth 10 tickets and Kita with free pullsGlad I didn't flatline
>>585520647Crossover day is in 2037, we're not surviving that long
Better than nothing I guess
>>585520469What the fuck is that aptitude holy shit
>>585520756>female torainai do not care
>>585520629hahahahahahaha niggas lost 5 days of borrows for THIS lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo get dabbed on retards
>>585520756>yurislop Kill yourself
>>585520783why would you spend tickets now
>>585520846How is it yuri retard
>>585520698I don't understand your outrage
>>585520873because all of you are mentally ill addicts that refuse to play a game NORMALLY without hyper optimizing everythingthe vast majority of people dont give a shit
when da fakking fak does this work
I wish I were 'donnaneed more of umas tying up their hair...
>>585520734It will take some time but there is 100% incentive for Cygames to have Global and JP release on the same timeschedule. >>585520793I imagine at a certain point they will just do a "last spurt" to fully catch up to JP because there is little point to be a few months behind. JP and EN might not merge but they develop all the content simultaneously at that point that handling multiple versions is just pointless.FGO NA surived for 10 years, and you think Uma won't? You played too many brown people gachas.
stop posting slop
too easy
>>585520830did you really grind for a month+ without knowing this?>>585520987throwing away your shit because you are a random number generator addict is not normal
>>585520734And that won't be til like 12th anni or something crazy.
OK NON FLATLINERS LETS SETTLE THIShttps://poal.me/ag4wuk
>>585521015YWNBAU
>>585521025no, we as in humanity
>>585521067What if I wanted Dia?
>get phone notification about free ten pull scout>log in>no free pullsfuck u cygames
>>585521025>You played too many brown people gachas.HELLO? MODS? RACISM MUCH? This anon is very hateful and bigoted towards the only BASED gacha games out there!
>>585521025>because there is little point to be a few months behindyes there isfor the translators
>>585521025>It will take some time but there is 100% incentive for Cygames to have Global and JP release on the same timeschedule. global is a fraction of the size of JP, they're not going to delay new content for JP just so they can have it trannylated at the same time for global
>>585520873I spent them when the banner released nonny>>585521005it's angling but 2000m+ only
>>585521120please?
>>585521067so i just report my pulls here?
>>585515975don't have hopes bro, interview doesn't mean much.
i also snacked a tenner after this
>>585521146that could be the case ngl
>>585520471If you waifu ANY uma, you are waifuing a rapist
>>585521067I got them 4 days ago...
>>585521207simulcasts are a thingget your management in order and tell your trannylators to start working properly for once like normal translator, and not faggot localizer, then it wont be a problem>b-b-b-b-but simulcast shit is slopped and only 24min in lengthyeah ok so what?
>>585521015
For me it's FLAT chest
flatline bros, is it safe to log in?
>>585521285kek>>585521067its over...
Safe to login for kitasan white?
>>585521426I dont know......
>>585521207>>585521219idk if you ever worked in any kind of production but translations get done alongside development, not after development has finished. Hope that helps you understand how the real world works.You think the new JP scenario JUST got finished when they showed it on stream? lol
>>585521356so good
?
>>585521436No, if you log in now you'll get Dia
>>585520930>uma having a female trainer and killing a man>not yuri
>>585521485truth
>>585521471>>585521436>>585521426not until tomorrow
>>585521283just getting an interview means a lot in my line of work
um so does kitasan white worky on sprint? asking for a friend
>>585521426Yes. But enjoying getting nothing out of it except throwing away any chance of win CM.
Not bad for a free pull, also got goth Curren in a random tenner
>>585521593nyopnot on mile either. medium+ exclusive.
>>585521593no
>>585520846that's not yuri but this is
>>585521615combust
>>585521524>up to 100how am i getting 100? the banner isnt out yet and its 5 days in
>>585521561software engineer?
>>585521618>>585521621then why the fuck were people flatlining for this when they can just ticket her long before the relevant cms
>>585521524Trash units
>people are still so scared about pulls that they're waiting for next daily reset
>5 min rolls
I bricked myself sparking Tarumae
>>585521736autism or povertyI needed her day 1 personally.
>>585521703no, all those jobs are outsourced to india now>>585521736we want off banner kino
>>585521356damn, cafe's got some ass in this one
>>585521736Not playing for 5 days is actually really easy. Why would I ticket an uma when I get 100 pulls on her banner and then can then ticket another uma that I also want?
>>585521736the people flatlining aren't the people willing to buy tickets
>>585521356wife
Impressive. However, here's the next gaslight.
DO NOT REDEEM!!!DO NOT REDEEM THE LOGIN SAAR!!!!DO NOT REDEEEEEEEM!!!
you guys are alright, don't login tomorrow
>>585521798Same... at least I got summer mackie
>>585521736I wanted both whorses
I flatlined for 5 days and all I got were 50 Winning Tickets
>>585521703mathematician
Can I play now?
now that flatliners are awake, post rooms
>>585521872w-why??
>>585521923so is it for teaching? cool
>>585521736card pulls are so insanely dogshit you'd be a retard to want those
>>585521798I sparked Tarumae but got spooked by some good stuff. Most importantly I have my Tomakomai wife
>>585521818could stand to be bigger
>>585521060I was just farming to get more new character umas and I knew she was a sprinter so I expected a mile B atleastWith how she's posted (normally) I never expected... thisWhat were they thinking?
>>585520584Then Kitasan BlackAnd Kitasan WhiteAnd Umamusu Cinderella Gray's Belno LightAnd Tazuna Hayakawaand the Rice Showerand Taiki Shuttle and Nishino FlowerBakushin, EpipheneiaVerxina and Nice NatureTranscend, Maruzen, every single Tracen TrainerK.S.Miracle and Yamanin ZephyrOg, the Rob, Vodka and Orfevre
>>585521960ok69280605
>>585521736kitasan is just popular because of the animethough don't let any of them fool you into thinking they're oshi gamers. they never used kitasan outside of longslop
I'm ghosting someone and she keeps spamming me
>>585521680Mean :(
I love Rice
>>585521669>stegofags are cucksEverytime...
>>585522078No you don't
>>585521736I don't know how tickets work
>>585522051die nonny.
>>585521936tomorrows reset
>>585521998this, i wanted the shard + the half tp for parent building, i did not do that shit for the cards.
>>585522060but Why?
>>585521736The card pulls were worthless because 0LB sweep is a complete brick.
>>585522078rice is tasty and can go with any other foodwould recommend
>>585522007no thinkingcute #cutecurren even
I prefer Bread
>>585522078I hate you.
>>585522018they all came out of nowhere lightning fastand trampled gentildonna and her gorilla assit was the bloodiest race that the world ever sawwith onlookers staring on in total awe
>>585521923does this actually mean anything
>>585522270Hating people isn't kinda nice
hehe we're rank 67
>>585522007the actual curren jobbed in miles bro, im sorry you had to find out this way..
>get dober a few nights ago>now get thisi feel like i'm getting scouted by the mejiros and the mejiros only
>>585522332sometimes you just gotta be kinda hateful
>>585522185u pay 20 dollaroos and u get sexo uma u want
>>585508610Marriage with Tosex Jordan.
>>585522362you are now the Mejiro Maker
>>585522362do NOT go inside the estate, you wont be allowed to leave
>>585522434jordan doesn't have all thatthose must be hamburgers she's saving for later
>>585522286nymaybe
>Wedding hag (dupe)>Festa>Dia from my pulls so far. I'm gonna have to spark for Kita
>>585522514larp larp shakur
>>585522428Ah okay
>>585522434>when she sees the huge rock you got her
>>585521872*glorps*
Is it asking too much if I wanted sprint S here?
>>585521923bro is going to anthropic
>>585522018>>585522278one of those classics that have been long forgotten by the modern internet...
>cygames rigged the pulls to make all flatliners spark
>>585522623yes
>>585522623yesshe's busted enough as is.
>Lovely Racing Weather *Musical Note*>finemo doesn't cover her mouth
>>585522623stop being greedy
>>585522507this is like two or three pregnancies in on cosplay sex night
>>585522335Are there bans happening or something? How's the gap 10m already?
>remembering the issue of not being able to use kitasan to train kitasan
>flatline>log in>roll x10 five times>no SSR at all>remember I had to pity blaze brian with no SSR from the pulls as well>put some whatever parent run to clank>close the game
>>585522791That's a positive, you're not supposed to use Kitasan's card anymore
It actually worked, I got NY. Kita for free.
>>585522791your maruzensky+tachyon?
DO I LOG IN OR NOT
Pitsex
Someone who isn't oguri tell me if I can login
>>585522685>gay sex
>>585522756thinking about snapshot of fan gaps is meaningless
>>585522791gwo your premium speeds?
>>585522881every proof posted here is shopped. wait until the reset
>>585522881not until reset tomorrow
>>585522756Maybe everyone punched in a run at the same time while doing their pulls?
>>585522286>time derivative of velocity = second time derivative of positiontrue>some differential equation with a boundary conditionidk, i don't remember differential equations well>random numbersjust random
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12442071
>>585522756nyooo we're not 67 anymore...
>>585522912Yes, the time is now
>>585522912in 24h you can
>>585522791You've had enough time to get options for kitasan, at minimum you should have tachyon + borrow and most good planners have maruzensky.
>>585522030meowim playing so no more hosting from me
>>585523050You can't post that but you didn't so it's okay
>>585522286yeah it's just first year level kinematic formula
>>585522278the race lasted over a centurymany lives were claimed but eventuallya victor stood, the rest knew their betterharu urara smiling through blood spatter
Flatliners log in
>>585522912You have to wait til reset in like 16 hours bwo.
>>585523196don't fall for it, hold for 2 days
>>585522791your poorfag deck bwo?
umatuber says it's safe to get the 50 on uma. Not gonna risk it.
>>585522881>>585522912
>>585523260gwo...
>>585523132thanks for hostan
>>585522807why does cafe have such a cute rump?
>>585522107>Supposedly bigger than Mavy and Inari >Model does not show this CyHACKS
>>585523050HumankoDoes Aoi ever appear again?
>everyone posting one free 10 pull on kita>no one posting the 50NOT LOGGING IN
WHEN I WAS
>>585523278This is AI.
AIEEEEEEEE I DONT KNOW WHO TO BELIEVE IM GOING INSANE SHIRAOKI-SAMA PLEASE GUIDE ME TO THE TRUTH
>>585523260mlb hello AND tachyon is not poorfag
>>585523294yurr
>>585523396post the unique skill's animation
>>585523442do your runs
My trainee said that she got kicked out of her dorm and needed a place to stay, and got annoyed when I said she could stay with family and commute
>>585523391>>585523196>>585521997
>>585522876
SOMEONE FROM UMA&CO TELL ME IF I CAN LOGIN
>>585523509But I've already been kicked from the club.
>>585523486I used stones(2) on Tachyon.......
>>585523557you cant until reset tomorrow
>>585523396this bitch is handsome as hell.
>>585523598Mambro...
>>585523557You can log inI'm straight btw
>>585523656WHY
DO NOT LOG IN
>>585523557Tomorrow bwot.dancho
>>585523278>>585523196Alright I'm going inDIA PLEASE BLESS ME
>>585523606oh ok. does it not give sp at 3lb? two gems seems excessive
>>585523396I want to pull that zipper down so badly...
>>585523728report back to us how it goes
>>585523728fucking whore
DO NOT YET BE REDEEMING, BWOS
>>5855237372SP is MLB, but it's ok. If I don't play with a half bricked account gambling on future good luck it's not as fun.
>>585523737Yes but mlb doubles the sp bonus from 1 to 2. It's a significant upgrade. Unfortunate to get MLB LH though and have to use 2 crystals. Same shit happened to me on the Kita/Dia banner
>>585523813shut your stinky ass up, I'm trying to goon
Can't the flatliners do something as simple as reading a schedule
fucking hell im actually being gaslitwhy cant I login???
>>585523557Ok.
IT'S SAFE>>585407398KILL YOUSELF
>>585523728ANON NOOOO
I got rapedhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=1C7G-3H94GdgLQEGA9se-CGp
>>585523901you can
Was it really necessary to give Hokko Tarumae such a huge chest??
ANY SWEATY SMELLY DIRTY VINEGARY ARMPITS ENTHUSIASTS?
>>585523939retard
So basically you just had to flatline for 3 days?
>>585523956yeppers
If you log in today you'll get 50 pullsIf you log in tomorrow you'll get 60 pullsDon't log in yet!
>only 1 out of the dozen of flatliners in my club came back
>>585524006I'd advise learning to count before playing a game all about numbers
>>585523763Sucking on shakur's flat chest would save me. I just know it.
>>585524051I like the way this trainer thanks.
>>585523901you cantomorrow
>>585523956There is two settings for an uma, bouncy and child. Every once in a while you get both. Any questions?
saved the pulls for kita, got nothingincluding the last 100 free pulls on fuku/tamamo it is now 150 free pulls I did not get a single SSR/3* from, yay thanks cygays
honkers tarumay
>>585524146>he remembers his previous freebie pullsred flag.
>>585523956Tomakomai's future depends on that pair.
>>585524089Ok wise retard then count for me. Count how many days of dailies a flatliner had to miss out on.
>>585522728not reallyyou really feel the missing speed with just sprint Ashe's equivalent to every other well built pace that has sprint S except maybe camping taikisprint S is what makes her able to be competitive with cheer king
>>585524006basically yes, i only missed 3 days worth of borrows and dailies
DO NOT REDEEM!!!!! SAAAAR!!!!
>>585523956Yes
>>585524128How many of these cross setting uma are their?
>>585524239well the free pulls started on the 20thtoday is the 25th25 - 20 is 5, i.e. today is the 5th dayso you had to skip 4 daysdoes that make sense?
>>585524375>Today is the 25thmaybe on planet retard
>>585524410retard
>>585524375You didn't skip 20th, you had 7 hours to do dailies and stuff.
>>585524128It's just that shes supposed to be this cute little umadol trying to support her hometown but I literally had to look up the town's name because every time she is on the screen I can only see her chest
>>585524207hard not to remember when it was literally nothing
>>585524395Ugly
>>585524375On the 20th you could log in before banner reset. On the 24th you can now log in post banner reset. Count the days in between for me please
>>585524339Marvelous and uhhhh
>>585523951Sprint A moment
>>585524538Biggest faggot ITT.
>>585524484
>logged in to trade shoes and finish dailies instantly>didn't roll on the support card banner to see if it rolls over because I don't need anything there anyway>it rolled over to the uma bannerWhy are people here lying all the time?
>>585524468The pride of Tomakomai.
>>585523728WELL??? How did it go anon
>>585524682You are my future CM competition.
>>585523951>the kingu didnt even hit everything and had a waste recovery skillman i hope no one in the actual cm pulled for that fucking creature
>>585524110WHY TOMORROW?JESUS I HAD THE LOGINO PEND I ALT F4d
Win Marilyn is fucking cute
>>585523778>>585523950Well good news, the 50 is all on the Uma banner. However.*coughs blood*Director Akikawa I don't feel so good..
>>585524817you can log in right now retard
>>585524128Where does McQueen fit on this?
>>585524817retardyou'll miss Daiwa's shoes
>>585524468It's a pretty neat chest desu.
>>585524869dont tell me you got literally nothing?KWABOTY right here
omg TBDesuuuuu xDDD
>Favorite Star>look inside>nothing
>>585524869surely you'll get her in the next 50 pulls...
I forgot what I was planning to do before flatlining
>>585524934nah that's Brickey
>>585524867trve
never uninstalling this game again, this shit is taking forever to download
YES, FLATLINERS BTFO16 votes (47%)NO, I SHOULD HAVE FLATLINED NOW I LOOK LIKE A RETARD18 votes (53%)34 total votes
>fuck i don't have enough skill points>no choice but to drop some velocity skills for my gold skills>confirm skills>wait is that...>i bought target in sight for no fucking reason
Im logging in
>>585524817DO NOT LOG INITS TOMORROW
>>585524867
>>585525058why is she a mare?why are recent uma releases mares?
>>585524934Nothing, not even a three star.But that's how the carrot crunches.>>585525034That's the hope...
I'm actually happy about this
stop posting that nasty bitch
>>585525221rude way to talk about spe, jackass.
>>585525212mare game
Flatlinerbros, did you win?
>>585525212mares sell. Im not sure why it matters to people if the horsie was a boy or girl but they would not prioritize mares if people didnt like them
>>585525221Nyo, I will actually post her right meow, dozo
>>585525359Still flat.
>>585525084keep in mind that non flatliners got just 10 pulls while flatliners got 50
DANCHOOOOOOOOO
>>585525359 here are my pullshttps://litter.catbox.moe/4y2c0l8jeifzvmhu.mp4
>>585525359I'll let you know in like 30min
>>585525403true and its hot
now that the flatline period is overyou will start farming fan again right, mambwos?
>>585525487I have that.
>>585525451mambwo...
>>585515235I got her
>>585525584>>585525584>>585525584
>>585525465ever since a friend told me you can look at the text at the top you can already know you got somethinglike eclipse first the rest nowhere = ssrlong shot star = very unlikely to get ssr
>scroll up in the club chat>they were shittalking me
>>585525451Should have merged with autisuma when you had the chance...
>>585525359I feel happier with 50 Uma dupes than getting 9r1sr pulls for several days
>>585525642mambwo..
>>585525451No one loves Tama...
>>585525549Man, that thing is really cute.
>>585525642Umama...
>>585525707yesh
>>585525451now that everyone is back surely they will do a run or two...right?
>>585525359Do flatfags also like flatliners?
>>585523864BWO SAAR, NO! DO NOT BE GOONING!!!
>>585526648FLAT SAYING?
>>585508932I missed the team building, is there a link to the roster?
>>585535121The wiki page for /uma/ should have the full roster
