Poster edition>INFORMATION & GUIDESWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:GameNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/LoreFor League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesX: https://x.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.ggPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/570>ESPORTShttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esportshttps://datdota.comhttps://dota2.com/esportshttps://gosugamers.net/dota2Previous: >>585209949
I've learn to accept that my teammates are all dogshit retards, so when I lose I'm not surprised anymore.
Enchantress is CUTE!
>>585522061first for Marci's tavern tab
Buff Hoodwink
>>585522364Correct
Poster edition you say? And posters you shall have.
>Oh hey anon, Welcome back! Looking for more tickets you can't spend? oh what's that? Candy bags...lemme see >NOPE >just tickets haha! better luck next roll
if /d2g/ really thinks we should listen to players with double-digit deaths then there really is no hope.
They should give us a free treasure for Halloween, it's only fair
>retard picks zeus offlane>AFKs for 20 mins>only kaya arcanes>literally just AFKs and farm jungle>lose because the enemy just groups up and waltzes right in with early game advantage. why do people even open up the game at all if they are going to AFK in the fucking jungle and not play. He wasn't even kill stealing with his ult, people diving the safe lane for like 5 minutes straight and this fucker never TP'd once. the one hero with tons of damage early on.
>>585523649They already do that in frostivus. You just have to pay up to open it.
>>585524719We did get a free treasure for Christmas at some point but I can't remember when, shit we got an arcana like 3-4 years ago
It's crazy watching how retarded safelaners are while playing support, then realizing that those are your supports when you play core
>>585522896thanks gaben
>>585524582Some people truly seem to boot this game, even specifically go ranked, and then pick some hero they like and just play on without any thought processes. They might even get annoyed by someone daring to tell them what they should do at a very basic strategic level of the current game matchup.
free mah nigga grant
>>585522612
>>585527271this is me, i get a buzz from a 6 pack or so, throw on some music, and play whoever im feeling. ive been archon for almost 8 years now. dont care.
>dies>starts pinging a random ally several times>"watafak guys, bh system is so broken l literally dont speak in my games"
>>585522896threadly reminder to smelt extra tickets if you haven't already
>>585528620he is however targeted because of who he is, both by valve and other players in his game
I can relate to mason on every level in terms of his frustrations with the game.If you can't, then you're not a true dota player.
The Scorpion and the Frog
>>585530053idk dawg so far this stream:>picks riki>gets mad that his hero is shit at taking towers and finishing a game>picks sand king pos 3>goes an absolute farm vacuum build of boots of travel + radiance>gets mad that his other cores arent carrying himis the relatable dota experience just being mad cause you're bad?
mason had some bad deaths as necro but now that he has manta he will not die anymore this game
>>585530806>is the relatable dota experience just being mad cause you're bad?
just ran into a guy whose name was "drop all my items at 30 mins" or something like that and he did it and fed mid and ruined the game.
The current state of dota is just sad.We are not too far from the "#SaveDota2" campaign. bah, I dont think that would happen, nobody cares about this game.
>>585532109>If I defend your ancient for you, you get your lanes. You tell me where we start, where we're going, where we're going afterwards. I give you thirty minutes when the horn blows. Anything happens in that thirty minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything a minute on either side of that and you're on your own. I don't sit in while you're farming for lategame. I don't carry a bkb. I brawl.
>>585532441>bahhttps://liquipedia.net/commons/images/d/df/Vo_enchantress_ench_item_02.mp3
>>585531231ok he died 1 time but he won anyways
>>585530352i like the concept but i dislike the slopso this is definitely a thumbs down
If my support isn't in lane at 0:30; I queue midas and completely mentally check-out until the game ends.
>>585535207Wow, b-based!
>/d2g/ expect you to have 700+GPM even when you're on the losing teamHow do you guys figure that? The map shrinks when you lose, and even farming jungle camps is not enough to close out how far you are behind.
>>585530352Bro really thought he cooked so hard he had to repost it in this thread when it got 0 (you)s last time
>>585535661wyell nyou seeif you consyult the luna video
mason finna drop a masterclass as support voker
>>585535918the smurf won the lane in that video.
mason is such a goy
>>585536082and no one else on his team lost lane either, despite him never rotatingcrazy, huh?
getting to 15% body fat while playing dota 2 was actually much easier then i thought it would be
>>585536028mason dominating with DJ Holocoust pudge
>>585537593just not eating and playing dota non stop?
>>585536528he's american he cant help but defend shit like gambling
>>585537593i lost 30lbs since march by just eating at a 500 cal deficit and doing a half-assed workout 3x a week. all the kitchen boyo
>>585537770not really you still have to lift and do cardio but yes playing dota non stop helps you not think about the cravings and hunger pains you might get on the journey
i gained almost 100 lbs in the last 2 years
>>585530352>bend in tail is incorrect>number of strings doesn't match number of tuning knobs>slop machine can't tell whether his coat is supposed to be a coat or a rock>stinger doesn't penetrate, causes sparks for some reason, probably because it thinks his back is a rock>objects on side of the river they're closer to (left) appear smaller than the objects on the side they're far away from (right)in short, consider suicide
CARRY DIFF
>>585538129hell yeah, of muscle, right?
Did all i could, but any game i have spirit breaker on my team: is one I lose
Am I officially a pro gamer?
>>585539926this but for ursa, genuinely who does he win against
>>585539926>chipped vest x4Your clockwork was a bigger issue than bara
>>585539965might queue up some ursa and play some vlads blink unc build
>>585539965Neutral choices are such a great way to spot bad players.
>>585540231was for >>585540167
>>585539926any bets on when's the furnigger gonna learn that aghs blessing (or aghs in general really) is a dogshit item to get on luna?
A carry can't carry 4 retards. I miss old dota. Or maybe I miss when people played worse than they do now. I don't know.
IF I SEE YOU PICK SPIRIT BREAKER AND YOU ARE ON MY TEAM, YOU ARE GETTING INSTA-REPORTEDEnd of story.
>>585540768you will not be able to queue ranked soon
>>585540852bara is a grief pick. like veno or rubick
Escaping this game was prob the best thing that ever happened to me. I put in 8k hours from 2013-2020 and realized that gaining mmr was all I cared about. School, work, social events... all just things I needed to get through so I could go home and play dota. Fuck valve for making something more addicting than crack. I'd say 90% of people wouldn't play this game if it werent for ranked and the mmr aspect.
>>585539926>any game i have spirit breaker on my team: is one I loseThis but nature's prophet. I swear that hero is only second to maybe legion commander in terms of drooling retards who play it.
i fucking hate PL pickers so much.remove the gay ass invis shard
>>585542595>shitter can't buy detectionlmao just get good buddy
I'll buy vision when they make it a dedicated item slot like TP scroll.
old pl doppel STILL making shitters seethe in 2026 keklmao
>>585542668we all did but he keept sitting in woods and ghost farm and when siege began he just keept sending illusions waited like 15 min to eco slam him and killed him but he had agies and i had refresher fucking hate that hero
>>585540768*ganks safe lane at level 2*
>dont really want to hop immedately into ranked having not played in 10 years, so que unrankedIs unranked just dead?
>>585543369>only 1 server selected
>>585543369NA is a dead region bro, even Peru has a bigger playerbase than yours. There's a reason NA dota is fucking dead and the only remaining high immortal NA players all moved to European servers
>>585543628Lol how do we revive it
>>585543492outside of us east/us west, i have terrible ping. >>585543628Well that's a shame, my ping on eu is like 150ms which is unplayable. Kind of a shame but guess it's telling me it's not meant to be.
DEAD THREAD? LMAO
>>585548841yeah its done for, pack it up boys
Wow, I SINGLE-HANDEDLY won this game. I'm so great.
>>585550636you cropped out the wraith king who went 16-4-24 and had the most hero damage :) :) :)
Is the IDF´s finest conscript, the idiot jew, jew and idiotic, and by that I mean 33 STILLshit at offlaning
>>585550636didn't even look at the match but based on the other post>carried by WK>ult bot silencer>afk farm bot luna (you)>Earthshaker that does nothing but siphon farm and faceroll the keyboard>Laned with a farm starved spirit breakeragainst>farm starved PA played by some peruvian larping as japanese>farm siphon arc warden with zero impact>tryhard retard playing batrider>axe who fell off>a griefing beaner playing rubick who queued everything, got support so he griefed his lane partnerlmoe
>>585553448AFK farming is so peaceful though. Offlane is way too stressful.
sex with hoodwink
>>585555681I already went twice today, but I'm thinking about Round 3 with Hoodwink
requesting the old comic where a bro crashes out because no missing was called, cant find it anywhere
>>let me last pick please>locks pos 1 bounty hunterluckily our mid was a god meepo so we won despite the 4v5
can we create an organization to exterminate all tinker smurfs
man i am so dogshit fucking 5 loss streak i hate my life
>>585567149ok i am gonna take shower, eat some nice breakfast, start manifesting positive thoughts about winning and then i am gonna show this loss streak who is the boss
Would you guys rather have a Dota MMO, Dota RTS, Dota Single Player RPG, Dota Soulsclone, or a Dota dating sim game
>>585568218Dota Cardgame>Dota RTS>Dota dating sim game>Dota Single Player RPG>Dota Soulsclone>>>>>>>Dota MMO
howd we end up in the fuckass timeline where lion has more bonus damage than sven
Hello DotardsAre you new dota2 player?I want to gift you sets FOR ABSOLUTELY free, i have tons of "can be gifted once" bundles and want to clean my inventory anyway. Would love to send them your way (we have to be friends for 30 days thou)https://steamcommunity.com/id/spacecomrad/
>>585571272is this a trap..
>>585571467No, thats Kitagawa Marin, female.Chitose Amano on other hand is a boyNo, i seriously want to gift my bundles that cant be marketed anyway
TopsonPugna
sincewhendidliquidchoke.jpg
>>585568218>>585568897You people are joking but i unironically think Dota2 aRPG would fucking decimate Diablo and POE.
topson on pugna raping full slotted timbersaw
Topson on Mars starts now
>>585573839is mid mars a thing or is it topson memeing
Man, natsumi played like a bot this game, idk why he wanted to force kills early on as kez when he could've gotten better at laning, 3 deaths with barely any farm at 20 mins
>>585574178He isn't even in offlane, probably the only hero left for topson
another botson disasterclass that'll get forgotten because his carry is so dogshit hes the one who'll take all the blame
asian... but hardly frail.
gege , 3 heavy CC spells, disorganized since laning phase, gave aegis 1&2, get kited and right clicked to death
nyx was the problem here, completely useless hero from behind especially if he doesn't even counter any hero on the enemy side
What's up with those smurfs going KOTL mid?
>>585576665they were playing for CC condition, anything he scouts that isn't in equation is a potential for them to setupToo bad they ignored natsumi's lane though, kept going on tiny and leaving him alive while their CC spells were exhausted. why they were afraid of tiny i could never understand, they just let the other lanes flourish
>>585567564change of plans the food makes me too sleepy time for some cs
>>585577493too unreliable for setups, they could've had willow/hoodwink for better lane harass too instead of forcing enigma to jungle
Remember largo?
>>585578096yeah
Why is doom playing pve? just get dagger and play with malrine dk bruh
gege liquid, why didn't malrine whip wisper into submission to play with him? he did that to saberlight
>>585572115Both Blizzard and GGG have no idea how to run an arpg and keep making increasingly stupid decisions. Look at Dota, CS and TF2, and tell me if Valve would be better or worse at it
>>585581048aghs lab, siltbreaker thoughbeit
OG with the tactical pauses , lame and gay
>>585581048>this two giant companies that run 2 most successful aRPGs on market (95% of total aRPG share btw) have no idea what they are doing.Interesting cope.
>>585581749You clearly don't play either gameYes, they have no idea what they're doing. The balance is shit the content is shit, thr progression is shit, both PoE and Diablo started out great and get increasingly worse with every patch. Much like Dota
>>585582148Even thou i dont play diablo (because i simply refuse to give Blizzard jews my money, due to them constantly shitting in my mouth) I play tons of PoE2 (played tons of poe1 before, but i just prefer 2 so i switched to it).With all your bitching you cant deny that those are only good aRPGs on market that managed to survive for longest time, have giant history and even thou some patches are miss, some patches/seasons are fucking godlike.
Liquid could've shat OD's game, but these niggas playing pve with 3 radiances. idiot wisper
Why did micke use the moonshard on himself rather than giving it to Malrine on DK? He's playing necro
what? this started 4 hours ago? how long was the fucking breaks.
>>585582601night time vision, probably wants his scythe to connect
>>585582784that makes sense
>>585577551ok won both the counter strike match and the dota match afterwards, got mvp, thanks undying you are the ole reliable
ez4topson
non CIS teams are so bad actually this was an embarassing series
>losing to peenoise with 200pinglulquid
Another pub game for Topson, playing purely on reflexes no bkb whatsoever. divine bracket scrubs liquid playing playing pve
>>585583459epic parasocial display my good sir!
>>585583454ehhhm why do the cis teams have 0wins then?
>>585583459>>585583593what does sss mean
>>585583638?
I would like to think that Doom and SD told each other to not buy aghs. It was a pretty baffling decision by both of them.
>>585583796Wow Dreamleague sure are taking their time to decide
0W vs Yandorks is the next upcoming match, pls watch 0W breaking down in real time bros
dead ahh general
newtech by 1winjust ditch the offlane
Dnno how 0W can win this, radiant has many ground targets vs slark, also not even a good darkseer game
>jungle DS has equal NW with Necro laninglmao
ari is such a dogshit bot always has beencant believe they replaced saksa with him
Gotta admit I didn't expect Topson to fuck this hard. Playing pubs is not the same as pro scene after all and even back in the TI8-9 times they weren't exactly super strong outside of TIs.
>>585587751>Replacedbro, saksa literally left 33's ass, and saksa's been shitting on him too
>bro,ugh i hate when third worlders talk to me
so sad seeing pure become this bad, he was always a choker but not a tier3 carryI remember when he was skilled enough to be top networth late game as void spirit carry when tundra was still good
sorry for expecting a civil conversation with your average ytoid whose persona is culture war too.
nyx as usual being a dogshit hero when you are behind
>>585588757I think he still got it but the team's morale must be so low at this point that no one has the drive necessary for good plays. I wonder if 33 is passive-aggressive mincromanaging type of captain.
wrap it up, slark has no plays vs these cores now, now they've hit critical mass
>>585588757if its the patch where void spirit carry was broken then thats not that impressive, people in my 4k pubs were absolutely dominating with VS carry cause the numbers were so OP. Hell I love VS but I didnt even care to play him during that patch because it was nearing on hero abuse
>>585589942I have never seen it much when watching pro games so it must've been a different patch.
>>585582896ok played a custom warcraft 3 map and lost after an hour long siege, now its time to dota again
>>585591483
>>585591563i apologize i will cease the blogposting
>>585591914then what will I read here?
>>585591992updates on esports and estreamers
>>585592208ewwwpost your pubs instead
lmao this wr had the easiest setup for a shackle but missed
was Saksa the actual reason behind 33's success all this time?
>literally not killing a support 8m front of them1win is matchfixing for sure
>>585594825it's 0win now
>0win
24min game, 0W absolutely mentally checked out.time to disband boys
Ive said this before, but once a team's vlogs start being about the team psychologist, they're fucked.
even OG took Yandex to the mud with them before losing.. this 1W team is kinda shit
Xibbe was saying 33 isn't actually that mechanically gifted of a player, his strength comes mostly from being a really big dota nerd and finding things to exploit, guess there just isnt anything in the game 33 can exploit properly
>>585595772I feel like 33 is not the reason behind 1win sucking.
>>585595865watch their recent matches, 33 abandons his lane often lol
>>585595974I didn't really watch any of their games I am just saying things randomly.
>>585596104>I am just saying things randomly.Based bullshit spewer.
1win.Saberlight.
As much as 1win crashing and burning is entertaining, is unfortunate that theyll probably get replaced be yet another all-russian line-up
>>585592342i lost the next game sadly, we had the lead i felt like atleast, but at some point the enemy carry, the ursa, just bursted us all down and there was nothing we could do. he had 3 times the damage done of my slark and 200 gpm more. i really dont know, if slark was just a bad last pick into their draft or if he got just that skill diffed
>>585597587dotabuff hasnt finished loading here the full networth graph
nightfall getting bullied hard
>>585596774Don't worry. They'll get all latam lineup instead.
>>585596361Saber would be an improvement in Astra. DM was bullied enough already but he's genuinely not a good offlaner while Saber is just below the best.
Never google DM enigma
>>585602478this is such an insane take
Saberlight has never graduated past being a pubstar. He hasn't matured at all since his Team Undying days when he broke into the scene, he just has these moments where he owns one game so people think he's good. DM is way more reliable. If Saberlight was the russian one and DM the european Saberlight wouldn't even make it tier 3 teams, hes a product of nepotism
dude no way yatoro is going radiance on dk too this build is dogshit he's the carry get some attack speed in there
Leave Saberlight alone
>>585605968retard-kun the whole point of the radiance build on DK is that you use it as a farming tool and later disassemble it to use the components for a Nullifier and a Butterfly
2015-05-10this was the last game i playedhow different is dota 2 todayis there a point coming back?here's an old meme
>>585608506kys
>>585560060
Did these guys suddenly forget how to play against Centaur this guy is doing an old cheese strat and it's working like it was 4 months ago
>>585568218Dota single player rpg with a pokemon feel,
Lorenof and GH are the only good players in notNigma.
>>585607498aaaaand he's having 0 impact
>level 68 quarterogoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD in heaven I'm tired of this game just give me lvl 100
Remember when illusions used to deal 100% radiance damage AND have truesight from gem? Now that was REAL dota...
>>585609728is that when Notail was a carry player spamming Naga and PL?
>>585609728illusions doing building damagenow that was dota
report this wyvern
yatoro just sold his radi to buy a 50min mjollnir told you retards
Nightfall really lost to a DK radiance yatoro, he might be a shit carry
>>585608506theres no strategies like this anymore, all people do is brawl/teamfight, then farm for 10 mins, then brawl again. high ground is impossible to get so you have to get 3 aegies and the banner... games are like 50 mins every time
>>585609728*sips* yepppppppp, now THAT was dota!
Lorenof deserves a better team. Dude is legitimally tier 1 midlaner.
>>585613605Lorenof is a ember merchant, much like BZM being only very good at voker
>>585611703he has to carry role token farming shitters like gh and omar, it's just like your pubs
it's another team picks 3 greedy cores and gets walked over by parivision episode
>>585616461save surviving a lane against noone beastmaster is pretty amazing, pv did this against another team earlier in the groups but this is a night and day difference where bb is not overrun
>>585617052 (me)RIP I jinxed them
>give Satanic his signature Kez>do nothing against Kez and just allow him to farmwhat was the plan here? to hope that PL outscales the bird?
>>585492017 (me)>start picking sniper>godlikes every game>often get 1-2 kills at bounty runes>only thing I need from my team is to be a meat shield so that nobody jumps meit's that shrimple huh>have to BEG my supports to put down the fucking sentries they're carrying so that I don't get buttraped by some invisible cunt
>me>ability draft gigachad>superior IQ allows me to pick good spell combinations to dominate people in every game>win or lose i am having fun every game>no character is same, no game is similar>mood: 101%>you>sweaty ranked tryhard>thinks he will become a pro (he wont)>thinks elo in dota2 is something you can be proud of (no)>tryhards every game but still full page of losses>bitches at teammates on /deetoogee/ constantly>mood: 0%
>>585618684have fun stomping bots I guess
>>585618684>me a loser who cares about other people's preference and enjoyment>and uhh im a loserok
>>585618684you are very sane coming here and posting this
>>585618126good plan, now we pick centaur so our PL could get out of ganks, with our global spell that gives move speed. yeah, this is the play
>no more tokens to spend>yup, it's time to queue for all positions>instant game, no more waiting 10 minutes>time to be a pos5 supportcuck, I will be a good boy and not touch a creep>I'm in the showcaseUh-oh... we lostbut it's wasn't my fault
/d2g/ could use a few months in the dota dojowhats your IRL mmr?
Is there no longer a post game chat? I keep not getting put in post game chat
>>585622248If you DC before game ends you don't get it I think.
https://www.twitch.tv/helenaliveWe're in here.
>>585622248the game just decides its better off to not have it, not sure if random or just takes knows when everyone's had a bad game and just saves it. They track way more than you could possibly imagine.
i dont understand how some of you fools get multiple arcanas in the same reroll and yet between this candyworks and the last one I have seen two total and one was a dupe
if I was president of nations I would force Valve to hire azur lane artists to redesign and remodel every hero
>>585618684how long are your ability draft queue times?
Last series of today was so underwhelming just BB getting overrun in 20 mins, super lackluster end
>>585626057hot as fuck and mentally ill, my fav combo
>>585626057>>585627189You waste hours of your life watching this e thot, while she gets creampied off screen that is definitely not (You)Shilling her is just another addition of cuck behavior
enchantress needs a remodel.
>>585613605lol he is on a good team on paper what more does he need he has nightfall with him and DM
>>585627189mason is so lucky...
>>585627742Lol nasty ass work when you really think about it
>>585627893Needs highly detailed deer pussy
>team makes me first phase carry>whatever i'll pick something that gets raped by counters >offlane lookin good, killed tower with first siege wave>enemy carry has 0 deaths though >7 minutes and my off has WALKED from offlane to safelane >apparently its my fault that the enemy carry is ignored for the next 20 minutes afk farming their jungle with literally zero deaths while we have spirit breaker>apparently i'm an account buyer too
Havent touchdd ghr keyboard for 2 days now.. In a few hours i can play rubick,doom,mirana,DW, Primal againIt's gonna be good
>>585626057>>585627189>let's check the stream out>she's calling her viewers retards, inbreds, losers>says the game is a waste of her time and lifeDoes she post here? Is it some dom/humiliation related fetish but expressed through dota?
>>585630839Maybe stop drinking before gaming again.
>>585630996That nigga augar has competition If you're a women that plays dota for 10+ hours im not sure have a bigger red flagg
>>585630996helenalive was the subject of intense online bullying ten years ago back when people were generally outwardly hostile to women, coupled to her untamed psychological troubles it was really a sad thing to witness. She cried on stream every other day and was a big deal on twitch, this drawing a lot of engagement. I guess she's getting her payback now and since her little viewership left is all paypig betas she might as well
How come I'm archon 2 but the unranked games I get are crusader 2 according to dotabuff
>>585630996the people who donate to her and stuff have dom fetishes or whatever where they liked being called losers and pigs by women.
>>585633624I remember people thought she was faking it/acting and then there was some big clip where she started having a mental breakdown and her mom came in and started coddling her like a child and hugging her... was insane and really sad.
lost a game cuz a teammate cut our monkeys tree
I only play this game for candyworks rerolls and the delusion that once i get my behavior score to where i can voice chat i'll make a friend through dota 2
>>585632329my wife
I still don't get how your behavior and communication score can be different
>>585638218Because valve is lazy as fuck and let's AI do everything.
Valve employs like 300 people with a collective salary over $440 Million. Should we expect more from them
>>585638851I'm happy (I guess) with whatever valve is doing, because its better than 99% of gaming companies. Look at places like bioware who ruined their products and the halo games that turned to shit... If they were a publicly owned company they would be in the gutter right now trying to constantly make a profit for shareholders. However, we would easily have left 4 dead 3, half life 3, another team fortress, and prob some more games from them.
>does nothing for 40mins>"if only my team wasn't full of griefers"
>>585640746>Dota is a cesspool of bots, psuchopaths and griefers that never get punished>updates are only new hats and pointless nerfs>zero investment into marketing and expanding the playerbase and the game's ecosystem>made a dogshit card game no one remembers>made a dogshit anime no one remembers>single handedly destroyed TI and turned it into a novelty tournament with a miniscule playerpoolFer sure lad, screw those big corpo sellouts, long live negligence and lack of competence
wtf is this and why am i losing?
>>585643123didnt everyone go hammer on treant in the past?
>>585638218i have a friend who for example is a good support spams wards tangoes does his jobbut is very sensible and authentically enjoys flaming people meaning in overall gets a lot of commends but constantly gets reported for toxic chat voicehence the difference
unc has been playing 10+ years and is still stuck at 3kmmr or archon LMFAO! nigga watches esports every day for thousands of hours and can not climb xD
day 2 of getting trolled by my supports, mid and offlane
>>585643389but i'm good at the game and get commended by enemy players and am also constantly complaining and calling people retarded and my scores are still identical no matter what
>>585644448crazy my pos 5 warlock has a higher networth than my pos 3 enigma, but i'm sure /d2g/ will say that's my faultsomehow
Whenever I play mid it feels like I genuinely spend half my gold on salves and clarities
How is a pos 4 supposed to have more gold or experience than a pos 5 if they're supposed to be the ones running trying to gank instead of sitting and leeching experience
>>585644448>>585645227What exactly did you do in that game that made you stand out? You're running around with a mask of madness at minute 50 which is subhuman tier behavior. You don't have silver edge for spectre, you went swift blink instead of getting satanic.All I see is a subhuman dogshit player that is again playing on muscle reflex, waiting for people to win him the game while he plays like the subhuman that he is.
>>585645806Skill issue, mana/hp comes from power runes and bounty runes.
>nooooooooooo you MUST go 20 and 0 and free farm kills off of an enemy with his monitor off or you NEVER deserve to win WHATSOEVER its your fault its your fault its your fault!!!!
>>585647082bottle is a bad item
>>585646449Varies on a game by game or hero by hero basis and lane combo. However there are situtations a 5 will be better off gold or xp wise, either by that support having a built in farm tool, or stronger lane presence/kill combo. Happens alot with undying 5 in my experience or cm.
>>585647125You're such a braindead shitter that you don't even have the balls to (You) me. Your GPM/XPM is absolute cancer. Your itemization and timings are cancer. Have a look at an actual player on Luna, and yes his team was feeding hard:https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/9060951532You aren't even a 10th of the carry that he is because you simply don't use your brain. This is a player that has balls and doesn't wait for people to do the heavy lifting. You're a bitch that's in constant denial waiting for someone to win him the game or make it easy.
How do people play Earthshaker mid? The game went fine after the laning stage but Lina zoned the fuck out of me and basically freefarmed.
>>585648149you tank all of her harass to the face then just walk back into lane with full health and mana for seemingly no reason, then when she's low and you're not you just walk up and kill her for free, it's like every other strength mid
>>585646956he doesnt learn bro, the fur stuff and anime rotted his brain. the AI and all of /d2g/ told him to stop playing luna and his little twig brain still picks it and has no impact... dude has like a 45% win rate as the hero. fur boy doesnt listen, idk if he can
>>585648149Depends on the enemy team. Earthshaker mid isn't a free win. If you can't line up a 3 person echo slam at the bare minimum because the heroes are too scattered then it just wan't a good pick.
>>585648149>How do people play Earthshaker mid?It hasn't been good for like a year.
>>585648542I mostly picked ES to protect my PL from a counterpick. The game went kinda fine, I simply threw away the lane. And Lina didn't even do anything with it.
>>585648383Anon....
>i play carry>my team is garbage>i play anything else>my carry is garbagewcyd?
>>585649174The only constant.
>loss-queue'd
why not play a character you like instead
>>585644448>picking luna into any combination of AA, Silencer and Treantasking to get buttfucked in lane and lategame>>585649174>not picking scepter vs sniper core>those neutral pickspoor man's shield is trash for any role other than pos 3, and even then it's extremely situational. The slow resist item doesn't help you either.
>>585522061Anons, is the arcana rate for the event low? I didn't get a SINGLE ONE after rerolling about 100 timesshould I just buy the fucking normal sets? I have 160 candy
>>585649650The neutrals were all garbage. Was I just supposed to keep taking possessed mask?
>>585650017What I mean is, at frostivus a couple years back, I got like two arcanas
I think I figured it out guys. Augar is actually a mastermind that plays like trash on purpose, so we can give him attention. He's like a disease that keeps on giving.
genuinely what can we do about the bot problem? is it over guys?
>>585650017>>585650126I too haven't seen an arcana once after plenty of rolling, and I have been buying sets and treasures.>>585650568More of this concern trolling huh? I remember when they were trying to make this a thing on TF2 as well.
>>585650568Very little will actually be done. Seen this episode with valve and tf2 for years.
>>585649174>>585649451I've heard that not fucking dogs can really improve your personal skill level. Have you considered not fucking dogs? Your parents would be relieved, if nothing else.
>>585650779Tf2 had a hacker problem tho. not a bot problem.it was pretty much fixed from what i've seen.
>>585650994it was both, but mainly bots. sniper bots had aimbot and would instantly kill you. its been fixed however their population is vastly over estimated on steam charts like dota
>>585651154well yes, steam charts aren't a reliable way to see how many real people are playing the game.
>>585650028poor man's is literally tied for worst t2 neutral with luna together with seeds of life, and the latter at least has teamplay use.Draught>Defiant Shell/Medallion/Crossbow (depending on game, but all three are in any order 2nd to 4th best always)>Tumbler's/Essence Ring (again, preference depends on game, Essence Ring may even beat Crossbow sometimes)>PMS/SeedFor tier 3 items on luna, unrelenting eye is *at best* occasionally better than psychic headband, literally about every other t3 neutral item can be put to better use than it.
>>585642207this but I win
i never really noticed before how funny "Execute all my advisors" is as a death line
>be me>be unc>no neutral items back in the day>didn't bother to bind them to a key>always pick neutrals with a passive and no active ability>proceeds to crack open a cold one
one day i'll remember to press flayer's bola
>>585652038>>585651889Nothing wrong with being a shitter, as long as you're self-aware. The dogfucker is still convinced that the illuminati and rotschilds are tanking his mmr and he's secretly really good.
>>585651889holy based
>>585650994dota has a hacker problem but dotards are NOT ready for this discussion
>>585652685I think most people know already there is some, but idk if they know the scale it goes to.
>2008>get home from school>boot up pc>load up tf2>dozens of friends playing on community servers and regulars>2016>get home from college classes>boot up pc>load up dota>dozens of buddies online, guilds, tons of people playing dota>2026>get home from work>boot up pc>load up dota>0 friends online, 0 community servers or anything. endless south americansman, this sucks.
haven't played this godforsaken game since 2024 but grinding deadlock has made me crave the salt mines again.how's the game nowadays? will I regret coming back?
>>585653117Move on with your life, nothing lasts forever.
I find it weird how Queen of Pain still has this reputation of being le default midlaner who destroys every mid matchup then instantly teleports to both sidelanes and instakills every laner when she's a 45% winrate hero that loses lane to every non-meme mid pick and needs a level advantage that mid doesn't have anymore to do any real damage
>>585653487yeah man, ive just about come to terms with it. just insane though, almost 20 years of valve games like tf2, l4d, and especially dota 2. met hundreds of people from all around the world, even met a few in real life... no one plays anymore so ur right.
>>585649174classic furrynig not realizing he's also part of the shit player club. There's a reason you are stuck in legend retard
1-3 but i double down won so its not so bad
>>585651889I literally don't think I've ever used the active of a neutral item ever, and I even pick the active ones sometimes. The moment a fight starts I forget they exist.
>>585653460Perfect time new update should be here by December
mason will returnTOMORROW
>>585651889What? You haven't played 60 mins and gotten deus x machina, a 20 second refresher? or force boots that dispels you? or prism, that grants you with cast range and AOE ground true vision? how about the hammer with built in blink, to chip towers HP?Plz tell me you're joking coz that patch was one of the most fun dota implemented, literal game changing items. I've won so much games with force boots, godly neutral item.
9 peru lobby all accusing each other of being mexican
Remember when you could get a free aghs from neutral items at like minute 10?
Are they memeing with this gem
Friendly reminder that Augar is PSG.PSG used to be named Swamp Fox
>>585664472Interesting theory but PSG isn't good enough to reach even Legend, NA Legend at that
>>585664815theres rank inflation. high rank is not 4 or 6k anymore. high rank starts at 10k mmr. unironically. because thats roughly the half of what the highest mmr player has.
>>585664938oh no its a tourist!
>>585662030Had to read this twice and realize this isn't the same game anymore. They need to tone the game back a bit honestly.
>>585664472they post completely differently styles
>ping carry's level>Laugh
Who is the Thread Schizo?
>>585664472plausible, but I don't think peesg was a samefagboth are retarded niggers though
i'm losing to thislmao
Embarrassing. Loss-queue sucks.
drinking a miller lite, ask me anything about dota.
Lost to a 5 carry team. Lmao. This game is so shit.
mason says if you buy consecrated wraps you are low iq and bad
>>585667876to what? the most bog-standard muerta build?
>>585668586>pudge>bristle>carries
it makes sense now why augar can't improve, he comes in here in between deaths during his games and posts and blogs instead of thinking and observing the game in the death downtime.
>>585664472Augar is actually climbing, something PSG never could
>>585669401he gets chat gpt to do his thinking and observing for him
he also replies to himself in the third person :)>>585669818>>585669412
>>585670308impossibru. i'm in game rn
>>585670308don't accuse me of being that dogfucker
>Carry goes off-meta and doesn't pick lifestealer or PL>LoseDota needs a concede option
>>585671574dota players cant be trusted with such a option
>>585671574sounds like you suck and need to rely on your carry to do everything for you
>>585671574pl in pubs is a meme retards will rage out for you farming your aghs bloodthorn timing instead of brooling at least on naix i can tp with just radiance and have impact
This anime season is fucking garbage wtf is going on here
WEEKEND LOSS-QUEUE
I've been stuck in Legend for almost 3 months now. Think my account got shadow-pooled.
DEAD THREAD
>>585672409usually take a stand against this attitude but it really is shit
SOPPING
DEER
WET
I don't normally complain but seriously
>>585674373Look at who you are playing
>>585674452I don't want to jerk off right now
i'm 32 years old and never had a gf
>>585675932Get lean
i'm 30 and i've had 3 bfs ;)
>>585676315Hopefully you meant gfs
40 minutes out of 80 defending against megas
>>585676531
I only play Dota for collecting hats by spending the least amount of money.>>585675932Same but I'm a couple of years younger.
>>585676640>30k damage>in 80 mins>as bbanon...
>ask a low win, level 0 steam account with no friends, if he's a smurf, or an account buyer>they act shocked, incredulous and admit nothingDo these nigger really think they're difficult to spot?
>>585677680I think it's more they don't have any shame. They know valve ain't gonna do shit about it.
>>585677915No, they would've bragged about it, in that case.
>>585677116the way the game played out, fights were very fast so i could not build stacks of quill, nor could I close distance to wail right clicks. I ended up building to absorb damage and provoke bad initiations rather than trying to deal damage.
Is it evil playing noob characters like undying or using noob weapons like p90?
why do people keep bringing up bots when you bring up the fact dota player count is high like every other valve game doesnt have a high bot count in them
I love my deer but this is the ugliest headpiece possible
15 fucking levels for this
>>585683527I want to fuck that goat
Why even bother to play if we are forced to 50%?
>>585683851Maybe you're just bad?
>>585683632>I want to fuck that goatHi muhamad. She looks like a nig, disgasting
>>585683979That i am bad or good is pointless, because the game is rigged at 50%. Prove me that is worth learning to play, they already selected who will success and who doesnt.
>>585684110>That i am bad or good is pointless, because the game is rigged at 50%.Thats called MMR system, so when you win a game because players are lower skilled you lose and go back to the same MMR because you're still bad, and when you lose enough games you start winning because players at that rank are worse so in the end it's 50% because you're still at the same skill level.If it was like you said then nobody would ever climb. And as a matter of fact I do climb.
>>585684110there are million of dota account with an above 50% wr
>>585684225The only people that can climb is the ones abusing the system.If you are really good player but you take hardsupport and fight a coordinated team of heralds, you will get ur ass fucked even if you are top player.I remember defeating a divine chen... he ofc dominated the map, but as time progressed his impact on the game regarding his skill went down. Your reasoning is flawed.
>>585684496Because the role is called a "support" and revolves around supporting other core players. That goes without saying. You will eventually climb as a good support but it will take longer. You're better climbing to some decent MMR playing cores and then switching to support.
>>585684715That proves my point that you need to abuse the system to win, or at least manipulate it.Those who manipulate it through those tactics and party playing can only climb.Party playing should also be removed from mmr altogether.The whole system j's do is flawed because they do not play the game, they just throw bullshit and acts like it works.
>>585684894>That proves my point that you need to abuse the system to win, or at least manipulate it.You don't but that increases the speed of climbing. Also, playing core roles is not "abusing the system: You are low IQ.
Spirit vs Vision kino again soon anons ;) luv me some Prince vs King matchup good day and good dotes
>>585684989Yes it is, because you can "climb faster".Your cope is disgusting.
>>585685373does it matter? looks like both will top 2 in group either way.
>>585685484It does matter since they're both at the same power level, so the matchup is gonna be goodCan't expect that with other teams though, specially Yandex knowing that they'll just outmacro anyone
wew no ranked games...
>lost a 60 min game that we could have won at min 30 because PA NEEDED to be 6 slotted before pushing rax
>>585691690many such cases
>>585685484it matters because spirit yandex and pari are the only teams worth watching the others are so low skill they wouldnt even be t3 teams in 2015
i just dont get whats the purpose of having 200k bots in the game I mean I'd get a few bot accounts for account farms and all but 1/4th of the playerbase makes no sense
I've never played warcraft games but I admit the spell icons have some kind of esoteric-primitive feel to them, they're very well designed
>>585694072it's better if the icons are simple
>>585694072They were drawn to be readable and unique even on shitty 90s monitors Limitation is good for art
>>585693859>muh botsthis is just the natural doomshitter cope response to the player count breaking 1million again
>>585694072WC3's aesthetic is one of the best
draft carries players so hardeven though they got 0-2'd by yandex, og looked more trash in a 1-2 today because of how shitty the last 2 drafts went
ALLOW ME TO BUY 3 AGHANIM SCEPTERS!!!>I WANT TO HAVE CATACLYSM!>I WANT TO HAVE MINI TORNADOES!>I WANT TO HAVE VECTOR ICE WALL!ALLOW TO BUY 3 AGHANIM SHARDS!!!>I WANT TO HAVE SUNSTRIKE FORGE SPIRITS!>I WANT TO HAVE EMP PULL AND BURN!>I WANT TO HAVE RADIANCE GHOST WALK!LET ME BUY NOTHING BUT AGHANIM!LET ME BE THE ARSENAL MAGUS!!!
>Safelane has to play with no vision because the offlaner (not the offlane support, the offlaner) keeps buying the wards the moment they come off cooldownEvery day they find brand new ways to ruin my games
Finish them fast Yandex. want Spirit vs Vision now
ammar wants a game 3 so bad
i got invited by a bot into a group they tell me i can play dota for 1500 a month, is this trustworthy?
>>585705819wtf I can just play it for free
what killed d2g
>>585706023time
how the fuck do you kill a morphling when he has a wd support, like they can heal up for 100 mana from 1% to 100% and there is nothing you can do
>>585706023Not enough Ench and too much Hoodwink
>>585706153kill wd u dum retardmorph is useless early
>>585706329We need more Hoodwink actually
Unexpected loss, can't believe Yandorks lost to this tier 2 team
>>585706992dropping one map aint anything
when I use control groups, if I just use it once will those units be automatically binded to that key for the duration of the game? lets say on TB, i use ctrl + 3 for my W illus and ctrl + 4 for my manta illus once, will each time i press W and the manta bind afterwards I'll just need to press 3 or 4 without having to press ctrl again?
think i got a yeast infection dotards.....remember to wash your dick with soap after busting....
>>585706876Nobody needs Hoodwink
>>585683983Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmm but dotards you said she wasn't black-coded????????
Grinding 100 hours of unranked is hilarious. It's like "Your match is ready. Predicted quality: Perfect. Player behavior: Outstanding" , and it's 3 guys arguing who's going mid, with one feeding and the others afk jungling. I'm not even complaining I just wonder what their idea is if they only log in to have a bad time and ruin their own day. It's masochism.
>>585707784You didn't hear this from me but a lifehack i always use is wrapping the head of my cock in tissue paper. The paper acts as a natural shield that protects my cock from bacteria. When you unrap it it's like a piece of fresh candy. Always clean and smelling good.
>>585708295We need her and we need a Hoodwink version of this pic
>>585708796i'm not putting tissue paper under my foreskin bro wtf
>>585708991Then enjoy your infections.
>retard locks safelane with a support>pick a carry>DUDE WHY DO YOU PICK CARRY I AM OBVIOUSLY CARRYING THISrole unranked when
>>585709768
cooming has ruined a generation
>>585707784did you fuck a girl who had it? How can yo uget an infection from jerking off
>>585710224there are literally millions of yeast spores in the air you're breathing right now
>>585710224It's actually very common amond foreskin boys. That's why Circumcision is not only a religious practice.
>>585707483Not just the duration of the match, the game remembers which units you bind to which groups across games
nudota
>>585711298you have the opportunity to enjoy hell tacos through the wc3 client
>>585711298Her boobs look like a face in the 3rd panel
>>585710941Really? that's awesome
fucking yandex could've done this in game 2 if ammar didn't run down bottom back to back to feed the lifestealerls was queuing a midas but ammar fed him a radiance, in game 3 this ls now has a 24min radiance which is even worse from the pinoy in og earlier
>>585709849you gonna say the heroes or what fucktard
>stomping game>carry gets rapierfill in the blanks
how rich do you need to be to get a crazy bpd slavic gf who cosplays dota 2 heroes and also plays dota?
>>585712714rich enough that you dont need to ask
kici kici meow meow kici kici meow meow meow
>>585712968https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkIk2b7h-eQ
>Get matched with account boosters>the loser team>the enemy bets>will play anyways>signal team to aproach runes>they all scatter>get hooktrapped by pud and he gets fb>he keeps following me to lane in a 2 vs 3>Leaves the game}Feels good man
>>585712840damn then theres no hope
>>585712714Trax is a trans now... obvious male body.They killed trax.
Why do you losers bot your game?
Vore hero when?
>>585713602>obvious
>>585712840why are slavs so greedy?
best team in the world btw
>>585717697eastern european and other third world women know about pauperism on a caliber westerners havent known about for decades so scoring the man with the biggest wallet is a matter of survival for them
>>585717895they'd live perfectly normal and good lives with average incomes
very unusual pari throw they had to be feeling themselves with that hg push
I don't really like Viper on Noone, he feels like a right click bot with it. singlehandedly cost them that rosh war with his shit positioning
>>585717697low supply, high demand
Are slav wives like asian wives? Crazy demanding and will beat you while also being dead fish in bed?
>>585718474true they already have TB they needed some mobile mid that zooms around and disrupts the backline
>>585718581asian and eastern european women can definitely fuck a man good and please him maybe try one you don't pay by the hour for
>>585718581they're more materialistic and a lot more prone to cheating
Uhhh, Shartanic?
the very guy responsible for getting me into this game will never play ever again....i think... i think im gonna uninstall now anons, it was fun(not)
>>585718448They tend to do overestimate the lead that they have alot of time, they have 1 botched clash and get wiped, they scatter and think they still have this massive lead, that their opponents are scared of them, Spirit doesn't forgive this kind of mistakes. dunno why Vision doesn't see it themselves
>>585718751only if you're rich
>>585719264so you a broke nigga that dont get bitches got it crodie
>>585719058Miracle's mistake was putting his career on pedestal for kuro, he spent so much time withering his skills away with that team
>>585719369post your investments
>>585719632nahhh twin a broke nigga cant be giving orders like that you OD
>>585719787so you don't have any got it
>>585719938you broke and you dont get bitches and you 3k mmr twin
So esports guys who are we rooting for?
>>585720440nigma
I just carried an entire team on my back as phoenix, it was some crazy shit, my eggs completely ruined the enemy team's teamfights constantly and they were positioned so well that I have to pat myself on the back right now because it was actually insane and I usually do pretty well with phoenix but this time around I literally won us the entire game on my own
>>585721336good job bro
>everyone just feeds>just blame the carry when he's unable to carry against a fed opponent, okay??god I hate this types of games
>>585722391thanks manI'm a few games away from legend, I climbed from herald so I'm pretty proud of myself
>>585722461>youre the only constantbut what happens when the only constant throughout all these losses is that I'm the only one not feeding relentlessly
>>585722461I blame the carry for jumping 1v3s I blame the carry for chasing a support to the other edge of the map while his team is dyingI blame the carry for farming his 5th and 6the slot upgrades when we're one push away from winningI blame the carry for not buying obvious counterpick items and sticking to their cookie cutter item buildI don't usually blame the carry for failing to farm. If there is no safe space for the carry to farm then the team failed him
>>585722738>but what happens when the only constant throughout all these losses is that I'm the only one not feeding relentlesslyThat simply means you're playing too safe. Take more risks.
I feel like thye should remove tazer from the current techies kit it's too strong give him another kind of bomb i mean what the fuck
>shartoro
>>585723013How rude of you, he had to play a dead hero just to handicap himself and give the kid a chance you know..!
>>585723013>>shartoro3 TI winner
>>585723718Artour is so lucky man...
If a player's view at the replay has the camera shaking and cursor jumping around that means they're cheating right? Is there a way to report this after the match?
Another bad positioning from no one costing them clash
Bring him back. There, game fixed.
I don't usually partake in the old/new techies debate thats been roaring here but they should bring back being able to set mines above each other instead of this bullshit separation radius they got now. That would actually be a good change
how do you lane against lina spamming dragon sl*ve and last hitting from 700 range
>>585724938He was perfect.The greatest hero ever designed, they had to remove him so other heroes wouldn't look so shit in comparison.
not this shit again
There was a game recently where during the start of the match one of the enemies walked into the lane in front of the first wave of our creeps and the creeps didn't aggro him at all and he just walked around like nothing was there, what the fuck happened? Was he hacking? It should be impossible to do that.
Okay Pari, you won with Yatoro barely trying let's see you 3rd game with him playing an actual hero
>>585726128spirit threw by trying to contest rosh 3v5, should've just farmed the map
>>585725229Don't stay in line with the creep wave and herBring lots of Regengtfo the moment she hits lvl 6
>>585726294they got brain rotted with Pari throwing, they thought they'd tp yatoro mid, clear waves and connect the rosh pit quick, rubick initiated fasterbut i still think Pari would've taken the win, later on
woah, deep pullhttps://youtu.be/9vgQQOuKXo0
>>585724938honestly I thought the removal of techies was killing the game but then they added Hoodwink
somebody host the inhouse i am le tired of ranked
>>585727038how did he go from based harassing chicks in tf2 to a fucking gay furry?
>OD 1have I ever told you the definition of insanity?
>>585727447>>585727447done check your pm ;)
Aw my god, is Yatoro actually playing OD againHow does he find this fun, when he can't farm, dragging the game into a 50 minute eventual loss?
>>585727841neet chud to tranny pipeline happening before our eyes
>>585725229He was one of the few heroes that required a brain to play.
>>585727841I miss misogyny
>>585727038holy shit extreme schizo and BASED Augar
>Paravision STILL picking pos1 ioPlease stop.
>>585729814It's an even trade, look at the other side, OD pos 1These ruskies must be laughing so much at their discord, clowning eachother
undying octarine rush is a build mason invented btw
>>585727038>>585727038This makes me sad, game lobbies used to be so lively with people going all out in voice chats. Games like Halo 2-3, old tf2, and especially call of duty lobbies. Kids will get banned by an AI for shittalking now, idk what went wrong its dystopic. From a different era I guess.
>>585728294APOLOGIZE
>>585727907i didnt get an pm
why is there a carry od
Brilliant move by Pari, letting Yatoro think he can win with OD on a game that doesn't matter so he gets baited to pick it again in playoffs
>>585730675Fawk, ah well it's yatoro afterall. pubgame ancient bracket PV
the spirit offlaner standin has been owning
GPK went inactive at BB becoz he's planned to replace Noone, yes you heard it here first.
>>585730569i had so much fun in tf2 and css lobbies back in the day. and obviously sometimes you had all kinds of hazing like in this video or the myg0t era but it stopped there, whereas these days you say something wrong to a zoomer on discord and he puts your entire life on doxbin within half an hour
just today i played a match of cs and some cunt flamed me for playing badly, but it was a very close game and i started shooting him, kept doing it for 2-3 rounds, but he started to kill me. the third time he got kicked and i felt so smug and satisfied because while we didnt win, we did tie the enemy team 4v5
>>585731464nobody asked nolram you weird fat german faggot
>>585731571faggot i 1v1 you cs, tf2 and dota2 anytime
>>585731134Yeah man I was in a regular tf2 server that was up for around two years from maybe 08 to 09..., like a 300 person community. Everyone talked smack during the games in text and voice but it was all in good fun/sport. No one took it personally. When the games ended, that was the end of it and people laughed and moved on with their lives. you're right about that. now you argue with someone, first of all you get banned instantly, and peopole will spend hours digging up messages and finding your socials. its ridiculous.idk what changed in our culture
wonder what word in that post triggered that bot posting a nonsequitur about spice
ded game
>>585732524296k is still a ridiculously high player count BTWMost other big name live service games would be celebrating if they hit 100k on patch day. A forgotten >10 year old game reaches that every day
>>585732524someone already posted that retard
>>585732524Lmao you can say the same shit for cs2 tf2 wouldnt be surprised even deadlock every valve game is botted up
Its over
>>585732524>newly found estimatelol
>>585732524>bro just believe my made up estimates bro look it is an image with fancy wording it is totally true
>>585732524>>585733174
gamer legion is legit and that fact is going to wake up an entire region
>>585733870you forgot one>>585650568
>>585734046lol lmao
>>585733143>every valve game is botted upand other develops dont bother posting real time player count numberswonder why
>>585733250>>585733870>>585733741>>585734062i didnt believe it at first when it was posted yesterday but it seems relatively true. looks like they inflated the numbers a bit however>cyberscore /en/news/bots-in-custom-games-raise-doubts-about-dota2-player-count/>facebook /pacificesports/posts/analyst-notices-thousands-of-bots-in-dota-2-ranked-matchesanalyst-ben-noxville-s/1520706342750750/>reddit r/Abilitydraft/comments/1r23l2r/windrun_321_hidden_players_bots/
>>585734525go back
>>585731672>idk what changed in our culturetoo many freaks, we used to bully retards and now american media has made sure to push>it's ok to be a woman >it's ok to be a furnigger>it's ok to be a faggotand just like that we let dogfuckers in animal shelters
>>585734687cope and seethe
how long until valve purges bots again
>>585735110Never? Valve don't give a rat's ass.
>>585735110idk man if i were a valve employee i wouldnt want to work on purging bots either, i would work on the creation of l4d3 and super ai/gf ai robots
>>585735304maybe its just me but if i had a masters in software dev and was a dota fan i'd love to work on anti cheatfucking over russians trying to make money off your hard work is just a bonus
>>585735579that sounds actually interesting, kinda like a catch and mouse game
act 2'ers we got too cocky
kuroky's team lost to this?
>>585735901what the fuck man
>>585735760imagine the possibilties with ai todayyou could prototype so much shit with the infinite amount of replay data they have or just push some speculative stuff thats just a dry run until you're sure you dont have any false positives
>>585735901classic fucking valve lmaono one is working on this fucking gamethey're all on deadlock/hlx or steam and hardware
I died in dayz but in the lamest way possible: heat stroke
>>585735901what does it mean? act 2 release on november 29?
>>585736934LOLLOLOLOLOP ROFLFORLFOLROFLOFLFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>585736849never got into dayz, too hardcore and made me feel ill when i ever tried it
I wish Phoenix had more cosmetics.
No one wants to compete with GTA6. You're not getting updates until December. Go play GTA6 like 99% of people
>>585738694i will play on my retro handheld thank you very muchcant afford to spend 1000 for a new console just to play gta6
>>585738694dota players famously don't play any other gamesit was the only game not impacted by the overwatch release in 2016
>>585738694dude if you seriously think valve's dota2 update schedule ever took into consideration GTA6s release then you might legit be the most retarded poster in this general, possibly /vg/ as a whole
dayz is one of the most influential mods/games to ever exist, every survival game you play comes from it, it also influenced pubg and the battle royale and extraction shooter genre. I first played it in 2012, along with dota 2 in 2012. Still play both games to this day, they are timeless masterpieces. And one more thing: gta will be super overrated. its just a game normies love
>>585739107off topic but very truei bought arma 2 to play dayz
>>585739107I do think dayz was kinda casualized due to the console releases. But I still appreciate all the QoL upgrades that we got from it. Reminds me how dota used to be stupidly complicate but it's a bit more "dumbed-down" now. Not saying the game is dumb, just that things that used to be complicated to do are easier now.
shitterlight going 0/8 on one of the only hero he can play you love to see it
>>585741109space created
save > bzm
>>585741109he was up against the legendary save invoker wcyd
>>585742112what did he do again to get completely kicked off the face of the earth?
Should one character have so many spells? From outsiders looking in: Invoker is extremely OP.
>>585742651shut up faggot get raped tonight
>>585742580Probably malded at his team, he's sweaty TT af in pubs
Kek kek kekKeep getting shit teammates that literally have no idea what to do against coordinated and experienced enemies and i just keep leaving the games.Dota 2 is a dead game that cant balance shit, they force 50% and send their troons to blame it on you.I-DO-NOT-CONSENT-TO-HAVE-SHIT-TEAMMATES
>>585742651This would be more of a point if heroes didn't have anywhere from 4-8 skills most of the time nowadaysInnates were a mistakeShards were a mistakeNon-ultimate Aghs upgrades were a mistake5-1 shampoo skills were a mistake
>>585742580rape
>>585743610>innates were a mistakeinnates would have always been part of the game if it wasnt for wc34 engine limitations
>>585742651Wait, are you even counting the 9 slots in their inventory with active abilities?
Game>anonymous modeChat>mutedPlaying>whatever
one day this will happen to me and ill be out of this prison and can live with marci forever
>>585744468first two picks on my team arent to my liking? all muted + i random + play for fun
>>585746595then you'll wake up
>>585746796you cant random in the second phase, no gamer
>>585747214NTA but no shit? you should be able to random whenever in ranked.
mason lied, there is no stream todaypiece of fat shit
>>585746595I don't even have sex dreams anymore. I'm alone just like in real life.
whenever i dream i pretend to stay asleep and ignore the interesting things going on around me
I pretend that I'm a griefer and ruin games and do bad things on here to get in the cool bad boys club but I actually have 12k behavior and never play against my team and try my hardest every game :)
Reminder that you're not a real dota player if you don't randomly pick one teammates and start harassing them nonstop until the game ends, and even a brief time after by spamming them with requests on steam or commenting on their profile.
Is Shadow Shaman or Witch Doctor more racist?
>>585749416Does a white guy do their voices? That would be so funny.
>uninstalled dota>"I will reinstall when 7.42 comes out">the longest dry spell in dota 2 update history begins
Woah dazzle fucking sucks. No wonder they don't play him in tournaments. "Yes lets connect his spirit to a leash so the enemy knows exactly where to one shot him" , what kind of a half assed dipshit concept is that?
Why won't Forsen save him?
>>585751474Augarbros, I don't feel so good..
>>585749771White guys do both of them
How come in every single other video game in existence it's the squishy characters with no cc that do a lot of damage but in Dota it's the tanky characters that can chain stun you for 4 seconds or have a lot of utillity that are the ones that 100-0 you the fastest
>>585753286Fell for the AGI carry meme. 14 years in the making.
>>585753979Nearly full build on bloodseeker and doing nothing to anyone, the characters doing all the damage are a legion commander, earthshaker, and witch doctor
what a game, what a community...
>>585754178Running up to a Silencer with 0 tank items, BKB'd, Satanic'd, auto him like 4 times for a quarter of his health before dying(but naturally he as a pos 5 had a higher net worth than everyone on our team)
One time I spent a couple hours in demo mode picking Agi carries, putting them at completely full build and seeing if any of them could manfight a full build mars who just auto attackedThe only one I remember actually winning was Specter, and i think am does it with a sliver of health left
>>585755326well it's not surprising you lose vs 70% dmg reduction
>>585755326erm what if they boughted break?
hoodwink should have huge boobs
Any fun ideas to try with Death Prophet?
>>585754178The thing about Dota is that you can dominate with nearly any hero if you're significantly ahead. And you can get crushed with overpowered/meta heroes if you're at the same level as the enemy midlaner & offlaner. There's a reason why pro carries are judged not on their trademark heroes but their XPM/GPM and ability to stay ahead even in difficult matches.
>>585522061guess the heroes
Why aren't (You) buying Nullifier?
>>585758153i only buy honest items like daedalus and dagon
>>585748283i had 3 sex adjacient dreams in a row last week and ive never been so horny i immediately started learning how to lucid dream again
>>585758153I want more people to get tired of aeon disks. It should either be an expensive consummable or removed from the game entirely.
remember when they nerfed mael because of clinkz funniest shit ive seen
i love having rubick on my team. i love how fucking useless he is every time.
i havent held a girls hand in 8 years. i also went from ancient 5 to archon 1.
>>585765792kys failed normalfag
>>585765862thats no way to talk to people
>>585765792How did you spiral down so much
>>585766367id only play a few games after work with a buzz... didnt really try at all, would pick whatever hero felt cool, and listened to my early 2000's playlist
XAXAXA
>>585766953why does pudge have like 5 clown setsis it because people who play them are clowns
>>585522061>oh boy I'm the POS 3 this game, I can't wait to get some last hits during the laning stage and I hope I can work with my soft suppor->UM WHY AREN'T YOU WITH ME FIGHTING THE ENEMY POS 5 I'M STILL AT RIVER RUNE BRO WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE LANE BRO GETTING LAST HITS NAH THAT'S GAY YOU NEED TO BE WITH ME BRO GETTING LEVEL 1 KILLS GUESS I JUST NEED TO ABANDON LANE AND GET MALESTROM
>>585766852Damn bro, hope things get better for you.
>>585767703Smurfs say that you're supposed to treat the lane as if you're solo and only pay attention to what your support is doing if it benefits you (you can for sure get a kill or assist).
>>585768413Correction I meant account boosters more. Since there is a big difference between the two.
>>585766953Why are you playing on russian
>>585769017AESTHETIC
>>585770152It will rot your brain and turn you into a nigger, it's not worth it
It's kinda sad valve only hired enough russian voice actors to do like 20 heroes.
>>585770894Russian voice version was a meme
>>585768413if you play pos 1 this is just common sense because you're gonna be paired with a giganigger most of the time and you have to learn to tune them out or have no game at all
next time a supp gives me a fucking tango while im playing necro i will literally drop all items and run it down
*gives you a tango*
People queue up for a role called "Support" and think because it's "Supporting" they have to play like retard pussies instead of knowing that in Dota "Support" means you're a giganigga 9000 murder machine that does half a carry's health bar with 1 button press and takes 0 damage in return, that your hero is so broken your kit is explicitly made to be functional and good with literally 0 items in your inventoryAnd yet you'll still have Ogres sitting under tower pressing snowball randomly until they're out of mana then just sitting there for the next 8 minutes, shadow shamans aether shocking the wave instead of stunning enemies for 5 seconds, lions spiking the wave because they want a blink dagger, Witch Doctors who refuse to level their portable Fountain then just sitting there with full mana never pressing either of the most powerful spells in the game that they're actually levellingThese people are truly, genuinely subhuman
>>585773989thanks grok
>any post longer than 3 sentences is AIgrim
>Pick support terrorblade>Teammates start bitching>We end up against an illusion carry>They finally come around when I start to provide full restores to our 1When I pick nightstalker 4, NP or zeus 5 it's the exact same shit even if I stomp the lane and don't behave as a pseudocarry
>>585774719>that armlet togglethis is 100% absolutely match fixing
>>585774938He was sandbagging over playing against 33.
Why do some people refuse to win games? When I have to build 2 rapiers to win on carry because my teammates won't group or commit to any kind of counterplay or save when I'm killing half the enemy team for them, I'm going to be mad, it shouldn't be this hard when I dominate early game. It's like they feel like they're entitled to my heart palpitations.
>oh pos 1 is picking faceless void>LET'S ALL PICK MELEE HEROESgenius
>>585773989Ogre 4/5 is a grief pick, he's a core; same shit with Earthshaker
where were you when you learned fireblast does 1000 damage and stuns for 4.8 seconds
in AA WE FUCKING TRUST
>>5857773431700 damage with the talent
>>585777687Don't forget 1920 damage from ignite if you have no one around when he casts it on you
they first picked necro and i wanted to do AA offlane, but i didn´t have the balls to.
>>585773989Any time I die in lane with a support who has 100% mana, you best believe I'm reporting them comms abuse, griefing, smurfing, steam profile, dotabuff profile, SSN, IRS, ICE, FBI, BLM, CIA, MI6, KGB, FIFA, WWE, LGBT, CIS, WTF, FTW, idc.
Ogre Arcana would look beastmode without the mount tbdesu
Why do Puck's autos make slapping sounds
>>585777343I knew he was broken the second they added that bonus ignite damage. He was already fucking solid 10 years ago when everyone thought he was le stupid luck-based hero. All you had to do was get to 18, and the aghs double stun was tedious as fuck to sit through on any carry. Even if you only get 2 double casts it was too long, but if you got 2 4x casts it would autowin games.
holy shit i just looked at SF’s dotabuff winrate in divine and up. Shit’s not even 40% wr what happened
>>585778680Imagine playing a hero so disgustingly overpowered that using your infinite money to buy an Aghs that stuns for 4.8 seconds and does 800 damage, on a 7 second cooldown, to combine with your other 1000 damage 4.8 second stun, is the meme noob thing to do because it's not good
>>585779232They decreased his base agility by 2 and he went from an epic high skill game dominator to the literal weakest hero in the entire game
>>585779232SF hasn't won a single game since 2014, every SF win since then has been won by his opponents deciding they didn't want to win that day.
I used to rush shadowblade into desolater on SF a decade + ago... I can't remember the timing on it, maybe 15-20 mins (less gold and stuff then) and I would run around the map 1 shotting supports. This was pre-glimmer cape I think.
what's going on tonight? I've basically never seen this happen to more than one person at a time, but now im on the 6th one in a row where half of everyone just couldn't connect
>>585779378Wait no, they did even less than that>Necromastery lost about 11 damage at 20 souls,>Shadow Raze lost 1 damage per soul,and >his level 15 talent now gives him 0.5 less armor reductionThat is the extent of the nerfs that turned Shadow Fiend from a dominant meta threat that had a crushing performance at TI into a 39-43% winrate hero.Incredible.
>>585779232ranged "tower" heroes just suck ass rn and get raped to death even in bkb and shit all popular heroes rape someone like an sf or sniper
Back in the day SF's raze damage didn't stack or get cd reduction. You actually had to be good. If you zoomers went back to 2015 id crush you.
You know the game is done when puck has over 3000hp... This was TI3 at 43 minutes (late game). Look at the items and stats and stuff. They butchered this game honestly, it used to require thinking, planning, every scrap of gold counted.
>>585779830i agree, Lina needs buffs
>>585780051300 GPM used to be standard farm level for a pro carry.
>>585780250erm uhh erm map changes le jungle camp0s NU DOTA!!!
>>585780051>no backpack>no tp slotvgh...
what if i played invoker and only used the fire spells
>>585779794those are not very minor nerfs
>>585684110"Forced 50%" means you will end up in Ancient 1.Current system actively gives you extra MMR per win.If you're not climbing, that is actively a skill issue on your part.
>>585780051>No gay retard sets>No UI cluttertake me back
>>585779875No need to tell us you're washed unc everybody knows
>>585780420just play lina?
my god, the most useless pos 4 clockwork ever.
Undying build
>>585775878>Ogre>coreReported for role abuse.
>>585780878why swift blink
>>585781365Undying slaps. I didn't get to use it though.
>>585781365>>585781414Admittedly it didn't make sense since decay has 1.5 sec cooldown. I didn't know what to buy after bkb.
one day your favorite niche hero will become a low skill meta pick
>>585781494Shivas?
>>585781558Woah woah woah. That's using up Decay mana. Can't do it.
>>585780051lol nigga so go play dota classic or hon instead of crying here
>>585735901lol come on we already knew it was coming MAYBE in december by dream league if we are lucky i wouldnt be surprised if its 2026
Alliance never would've won TI if there was a dedicated TP slot back then. Rat dota could've been stopped.
>>585781873"2027"
Aether Lens makes sense for me on Undying but I never see anyone build it. Wouldn't you want to be able to Tombstone your teammates from farther way?
>>585781994It does, but really you don't need to rush the shard/lens. The character has built in farming in decay and you can generally pick up stronger items like greaves or a locket first before going back for shard/lens.
>>585781994There have to be better plans to try to contribute to late game. You should avoid going to late game as Undying, period, anyway.
>>585781994lens undy is when you're losing late game and have 0 worth other than tomb save
mason was right about octarine rush on undying
>>585782775that's a certified Dendi build though
>>585782841WHO?
>>585783112someone more accomplished
ouch
>Offlaner picks Pudge>Chosen by both teams! Pudge has been banned>Switches to Axe>Proceeds to play the most aggressively competent Axe I've ever seen, getting double and triple kills every fight>Rax by min 20Is this what divine intervention looks like?
>>585774719"Support" NP is griefing. I don't care how well you play, when you press R and all the farm on the map disappears that's not supporting
>>585784175Bro would have been on you with blink aghs pudge in sub 20 minutes. He only play blink stun heroes, on god.
The furfag could never
>>585780878Very good lotus game, could've been the easiest game of your life, dunno what's the thought process with swift blink
>>585781539its already the case with techies
>comeback to dotard after eternities>100 games later still cant see a single chen or encht>look into chen for 1 second>1st skill is now a nukecooltoad should just delete those fuckers off the game desu. its impossible to make them appeal to the mass
>>585785136Nta but I can respect it, it's a simple life. Although I generally preffered doing it with bashing tuna.
>>585788880>chenNot surprisng. In the 1k+ games i played in ages past, i had played with chen teammates a grand total of 5 times.>enchThat's a bit more surprising since she at least has a light micro way to play her with right clicks, but I'm also a sicko who looks at core ench.
>>585788934Post 1 more ancient meme.
>>585522061can someone post the webm of the old vp team with midone and everyone else laughing really hard in the player booth? it doesnt have audio i think but its still really funny
Started playing normals to increase my behaviour score and now its 100 points lower
>>585792415been doing this too but the games are so low skill and low stakes compared to solo queue ranked I get bored of them quickgood way to train a new role though
>>585792415>wants to increase behavior score>does something completely unrelated>problem doesn't get fixed
>>585793271Think they'll just report me
Rylai's large soft tits and small feminine penis
why not hero........
Act 2 status
>>585794969is this a guy or a girl i forget
Everyon said for the last 10 years that dota is dying tho?
>>585796214all the westerners left only thirdies are playing because they want to escape realitythis is also why games drag on
Hi, i just started... how do i increase the difficulty of players? this game is way easy.
>>585793630I report anyone that does anything that do not fits my interests.
>>585796749nice cope
what's a worse shaming than getting your rp manta dodge'd and instantly getting paused
>>585797973play ranked
>Always play unranked>Matches are mostly great quality>People actually keep playing to the end, keep trying even when behind, etc>Decide to try ranked again>Carry dies once at 2 minutes and starts feeding down mid laneYeah, sticking to unranked
>>585800185I need 98 hours bro
>>585801489yea nobody will do something about the bots, you gotta unlock ranked
>>585800987Literally never happened to me, even when I was under 10k behavior score
>>585795919next year
>>585802125I'm over 10k and that was literally how my last game went
>>585802301I don't doubt your honesty, I just doubt that it happens often
>>585802796every map they had vs navi and aurora was super even, but then they got wrecked two maps by dendele?very weird.
My last experience with an explicit griefer (12k behavior) was a guy who had pos 4 as his role but first picked PA and just jungled from lvl 1 with the E spell. Then another guy got really mad and just right click followed him until the game ended. It felt really weird to see this kind of behavior at 12k behavior, but I chalk it up to the account's owner letting his little brother play or something of that sort. I wonder if guys in 6k behavior pool experience this regularly
I wish I enjoyed playing or liked the aesthetic of a single real support hero so I could just eat easy wins all day
our new dota foid is so cute!
why are americans so much better at dota than europeans?
dead thread should be locked
>>585809110lmao
>>585809231seethe
what the fuck is wrong with people who play dota, this dude had an anime profile pic and was toxic all game pinging items and griefing and these were some of his steam groups... mental asylum
>>585809809estalking people is not a sign of mental well being
>>585802005this game is dead.
>>585809809>linuxDisgusting
what went wrong?
>>585811424No money to pay an editor/uploader
>>585811424Does this guy have at least 5500+ mmr?
>>585811424mason stopped keeping na relevant
>>585809110They have less life and less muslims i think
>>585809809ah you got the *ugar companion experience
Augar is single handedly keeping na dota and /d2g/ alive
>bought like 40 terror treasures>got all sets>still feel emptywhy?
meteor hammer on voidthink about it
>click back toward my tower>hero goes forward to take a full detour around 3 trees and I dieI think this might be a bad game
>>585804947In 6k that shit happens 2 out of 3 games, when in 12k it happens 1 in 15-20 games
>laugh at LoL>become one itself
>>585814525Schizo babble pic
>get russians on team>they run around like headless chickens>responds to literlaly 0 comms>die solo 15 timeswew
>>585795937
>>585815636was supposed to be a deadlock post but i guess its valid here too
>>585815636i'm american and trannies killed this game more vegas is a nigger btw
>>585780051O L D B O Y Shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8KLOYAcY_A
https://voca.ro/1jLyUppcfgkb
next op should be uhhh i think hoodwink
>If your behavior score is low, it's because you're subhuman
>>585817078you are subhuman augar
>>585817078>>585817037
augar is the only one who plays dota herelet that sink in
>>585817291and i'm still higher mmr than you
>>585817291i unironically started playing deadlock againit got enough shitters with the new update that i don't get stomped every game200+ DAYS WITHOUT A PATCHMULTIBILLION DOLLAR COMPANY BTWMAYBE WE SHOULD DONATE A FEW MORE YACHTS TO GAYNIGGERBEN
>>585817601tim sweeny was right about gaben
>>585817601No game is releasing updates in November. Go play GTA6
>>585817740i don't care about nigger games that have 0 substance
>>585780051take me back
>>585817037Based
funny how doomshitting and racism go hand in hand
>>585820772Funny how thinking playing dota 2 is your whole life and being brown go hand in hand
>>585821069oh? i wouldnt know
>>585820772How can you play Dota and not become violently racist?I have never straight up experienced subhuman-ism this much before
>>585822225>>585822225>>585822225
I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF FAKE SUPPORTSTHERE'S NOT ENOUGH FARM ON THE MAP FOR 5 CORESTHERE'S BARELY ENOUGH FOR 2 IF THEY'RE GOOD FARMERSYOUR KAYA AND BOOTS OF TRAVEL ARE NOT AN ASSET TO THE TEAM
>>585807586what core heroes do you like?
>>585822204i choose to judge players based on the content of their character instead of any other quality
