Previous: >>585508610Welcome home, cheaters.New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/qRdCSqwkg5M>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep ToshoCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 1, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Halloween Duramente (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
Was it worth it?
>>585525679The thread is better when it's full of random acts of kinda nice
>>585525657I already did my quota before flatlining so nothing was lost to me
LemaireYou have served me wellYou're free to go>"Hon hon hon, il est temps pour moi de monter une autre jument."y-yeah
Can you guys recommend an Uma that would reject me after I confess to her by the end of the third year so I can act like Ryan Gosling, lay down in the snow, and die?
drama?
welcome back flattiesi missed yall
Got zero 3 star in the 50 pulls and also I found out that Tyler kicked me for flatlining
>>585525657So far it's looking like a discount spark
no drama
>>585525789Banchou lust
>>585525882Thanks Taiki *smooch*
>>585525815Neicha or Kingu
Danchou convince me not to throw this run in the trash
holy dogshit wit award, haven't been this bad since unityno poc anyawy
>return to game>Get handed 2 thousand carats>daiwa scarlet bounces up to me and gives me her smelly shoes>get kitasan white>all of this for freeholy fucking shit I made the right choiceImagine trying to shitpost against this
I got Kita... But why do i feel so empty?
Still flatlining until tomorrow to get a better deal. I'm gonna WIN.
2mama
I hoped you were gone for real this timeTRAITORS are not welcome
Pasa boobies....
>>585526042What's up with the 2
>>585525992That's more than enough wit
>>585525993happy anon>>585526016sad anon
>>585526094Fuck you Doto *shoots*
>>585526117umama so good they released umama 2
stop posting saggers also that artist does gross artwork terrible skin toning and everything ew
Tachyon LOVE
>>585526016>win game>feel nothing>lose game>the voices are back
>>585525948no one lusts for this uggo retard
>>585525993but i got the same and didnt have to flatline
someone in my club has a doto avatar in and it makes them feel really cute whenever they post in chatanyone else know this feel?
>>585526105i swear this is on rateup every bannereveryone gets spooked by it
Hello, /uma/. Club check.Did The Great Flattening fuck over your club?Is your club for a comfy ride until gibs?
>>585526317we're winning hard, yo
>>585526172better that than another avatarfag
Nice, back to Uma! Let's get a care-AHHHHI FUCKED MYSELF OVER IN THE PAAAST
>>585526317what the fuck happened to uma&co
How many more days do we need to put up with retards justifying their sunk cost fallacy?
>>585526228Incredibly incorrect
>>585526317>uma&co lower than Autis/uma/
>>585526172I never loved you
I will be dickpulling
>>585526317>7th
>>585526317Uma&co and TamaLove living the good life
>>585526317Tamalove is coughing blood
>>585526317>dacchis made it back to 2nd
>>585526317>umatism went up in rank and gained new members while i was awayi won
>>585526317I was promised Mambogeddon. What happened.
>>585526424GOD LOOK AT THOSE MEAT BAGS!
>>585526317who the fuck is brickwho the fuck is haytherewho the fuck is dacchishow do we have full clubs that never communicate with this general
>>585526446All according to plan.
>>585526317>>585526389>>585526426>Uma&Co is pushing for S-rank!
>>585526317>general clubs all got stronger in the past 5 daysNo flatties here, we're all big-chested umamusume clubs.
>>585526317>-27
>>585526512Yeah
>>585526172not taking sagger hate from someone who self-inserts as the flattest nigga EVER
>>585526516Are you serious or just trolling?
>>585526516haythere actually gets mentioned now and then, more often than the other middle class clubs at least
>>585526529What's your endgame...
>>585526516Literally lurkmore they all post recruitment regularly.
Haythere is my favorite club I'm not a member ofthere is literally nothing to hate about them
6 and I'll do 5 ten pulls instead of waiting for free shit
>>585526641but I also wish I were 'donna...
>>585526317>>585526506>Promised Mambogeddon>It's actually Tamageddon
It doesn't matter if my club is 120th or 480. An A+ is an A+, you can't say it's a half
>>585526569Sigh...
Hello>>585526317aieeee give the 67 back...
>>585526516You don't need to have thread personalities or trannies in your club.
rotting
>>585526723You'll know soon.
Fuck did I flatfline forAh right, dia tits
Nothing feels better than saving a spark after getting an uma early
yurr
>>585526317Tamambo was the true merge to look out for after all.
I got a warning for a post I made...
Imagine waiting 5 days, sorry frontcucks but I'll keep her warm for you
was it worth it?
>>585526956what did you post babe
wahey
Surely flatliners are getting kicked in two weeks
>>585526996lo
>>585526996>got nothing from the 50 rollsno it wasn't worth it.... it's fucking over
>>585525882I want Taiki Shuttle to suffocate me with deep kisses.
>>585526317uma&co should merge with mambo and tamalove
>>585527000>000Waow. That chibi Sweepy image getting impregnated and the sperm reaching her womb. It's tough being me.
>>585526908Aaaand that's a wrapUma rolling is so fucking fun
>>585526317Damn that guy from Tamalove pumping out fans isn't enough anymore huh
>>585526317>/umagg/ at 1093What were they at before?Did the flatlining drop them to B+, or where they already B+ to begin with?
>>585527082who doesnt?
>>585526996We need to post the SSR shards count more to remind the flatliners of their mistake forever
If I don't get a (You) by the time I return from picking up my food I will rape Fine Motion.Don't test me. You have about 10 minutes.
>flatline for four days>log in>get kita for free>log out>continue flatlining
>>585527245They lost their high earners
>>585527139lmao, kinda deservedwarnings are warnings tho, better luck next time posting at the right time to not get caught
>>585526317>that difference in fans between 1st and 2nddidn't think the gap was that big
>>585527109Autis/uma/ bwos...
oguri hates me
Fuck, the game defaulted to the wrong uma...
>>585527408shes too hot its unfair on the rest of the cast
chickensan blanc
>>585526626All of that meat, is MINE! and hers!Love sharing bountiful meat with my best friend, brian!
>>585527460At least it happened with Daiwa instead of someone that you didn't have
>>585527408OOC
https://katworks.sytes.net/UmaViewerLite/?region=en reposting umaviewer web (characters only). I removed the features I don't care about, but do let me know what you're missing from the full version
>>585527397makes the whole "pushing for S rank" posting funnier
>>585527315RIP, although they probably have time to recover.
>50 pulls>normal dia >mummy creek>kitasan blancit's that shrimple. gonna go crank one last time and go to sleep. always put your personal interests above everything and everyone. flatliner major.
>>585526317>umanko lost u**** and never recoveredLmao
imagine flatlining for 5 days loldon't even need the other 50 rolls
>>585527634
>>585527616
>>585527584Yeah, Daiwa also absolutely jobbed the race which I've never seen before, so that's something
>>585527621this is cool anon
Can I log in?
>>585526516Gaythere recruits every month thoughbeit
>>585527863Sure, game's still up
>>585527863YesWe done guineapigging for you already
Seeing the cosplayers, and all the people at the events is pretty amazing, there is so many of them. I also saw many jp tweets on my feed about it. Was any of you there?
>>585527863yes at reset tomorrow
didn't even realise it was 16 songs to get the skill choices
got 1 with tickets, just 1 left
I am a day 1 player and I have NEVER seen the director on a single one of my pulls.My pull luck isn't even bad, pretty average, lots of flips, I've just never once seen her.
>>585527981yes i was the 375lb nishino flower
Should I log in?
>>585528080I've seen her maybe 4 times, and I've pulled plenty
I'd rather have regular Dia than NY Dia
>>585526956post it to catbox i wanna see it
I DID IT FOR HER
>>585528118Pulls are seifu
so what did we learn?
>>585528118not until reset
>>585528080I've never paid attention. These kinds of things are placebo
>>585528212you're a bad omen bitch
>>585526317>/uma/ club: one of the least liked uma here>autis/uma/ and umatism: non-autistic umas>mambo: not mambo>excel uma: dumb as bricks umaWhat did they mean by this?
>>585527820>Vodka comes in first at the Arima Kinen>Daiwa Scarlet comes in 16thWhat kind of fate reversal magic did Vodka use to pull that off?
>>585528212Always take the easy option
>>585527720I need Grass to look at my penis like that
>>585526516brick gets bullied the hell out every start of the month, what are you smoking?
May I log in?
>>585528295
>>585528162It's just this one.https://litter.catbox.moe/5h0r4uj18efer81w.png
>>585528051>90
>>585528295what are autistic umas?
>>585528376I will never forgive n***
>spamming spencer
>>585528370Read the thread, we aint gonna respond to every ask every 5 minutes
>>585528295>/uma/ club: one of the least liked uma hereeveryone loves Hishiama
Didn't flatline btw
Why did I get kicked
May i log in?
>>585526648What's the bare minimum bust size for an Uma to be considered flat?
>>585527587it's a trap if you refuse she'll get up on her own and leaveshe's perfectly fine
>>585528370not until reset
>>585526516>muh thread communicationbro mambo gets shitposted to hell and back and half their club uses /vm/ and isn't even reading the posts here
>>585528507Cause you're ugly
oh, it's * doing his thing againkill yourself ty
>>585528080Ive only seen her once.She can only show up if you get a 3star, but only sometimes, so she is pretty rare. The same goes for "Eclipse first the rest Nowhere" I only recently got that for the first time a few days ago when I pulled for Wolf Brian.
>>585528507mambwo...
I got nothing
>>585528627Ugly uma
Are we hyped for the Kikuka Sho?
>>585527587>>585528568I would take her home regardless
>>585528627Falco would say this
>>585528016what scenario is this connected to anyway? i enjoy the cute lil chibis
>>585528690If someone defeats Lovcen they better have the same energy they had towards Rice Shower.
how are your free rolls going, anon?
>>585528661There's still 5 more days
>>585528735food festival
>>585528735the cooking scenario
>>585527587Adult women are my weakness
Digitan SEXOhttps://litter.catbox.moe/47rdmkzibphy6420.jpeg
>>585528565if you're flatter than urara you cannot be considered a woman
>>585528815me as digitan
>>585528565I draw the line at Falco, Falco has nice boobs.
is it possible to lucky pull tarumae with the kita freebies? I dont have the fund anymore for pulling on her banner + helios/ines
>>585528295a few do match tho
I cum in this daily
>>585526493man we kinda fell off. We were A rank when had that one dedicated autist spamming fans
>>585528735I'd guess The Food Festival
>>585528815This is true but this is also an incredibly gay post.
>>585528890I'm sorry
>>585528747Got both pair of new year tits already, my roll plan just got even safer and i can happily pick up helios, vines and the alien
>>585528884No, Hokko Tarumae is not retroactively added to the banner.
>>585527621One of the forks has a option to toggle the wet variants of clothing which you might be interested inhttps://github.com/croakfang/UmaViewer/pull/9/changes
>>585528890Why'd they make Ulala so sexy?
>>585528883>flatter than curreneat shirt, falturd
>>585528926Digitan enjoys anal.
dogshit seeds holy fuck im done for today aids fuck bitch cancer patient
>>585528892ganbatte, we need more A clubs so when i mention them people cant flip a coin and figure out what club im in
Mejiro Palmer :)
>>585528565less than B99 is flat
I'm so gonna rape her I've been holding it for 5 days
>>585528743I want Lovcen to win but I can't get angry to a horse who just wants to run
>>585526996I already missed dozen of it so one more doesn't hurt much
So if I log in today I get the 100 pulls on umas or 50 on cards?
Do I get in trouble and lose my job if I have sex with my trainee?
[-]annoying pricks
>>585528690Yes.Odds and Lovecen jobs.Evens and it's the best triple crown win ever.0 and he gets disqualified.
>>585529339you get 50 on the umas right away
>>585528780>>585528809>>585528916Domo, jap overlords.
>>585527587Adult pussySex with adultsLegal adult pornographyMature bodiesLarge breastsHairy vaginas
>>585529339No 50 card pulls doesn't magically appear just because you flatlined
>>585529405>>585528627i dont understand posts like thiswho are you talking to?
>>585528735Cooking scenario
>>585529519ignore vagueposters
>>585529390>He spent his gold crystal holy brick...
>>585529461>You still REEKS of booze
don't log in
>>585529461I don't want to have sex with an adult!
>>585529046no crying in the casinoi hope your rng is better tomorrow
>creep quoted me AGAINweirdgo away.
>>585528735
>>585528486setting her as my homsescreen uma for the day because of this.might make her my permanent one after sprint cm, since I want to give kingu that extra encouragement tomorrow
They're huge
>>585529563oh you just reminded me to use mine
>>585529696yeah her voice actor's neck is huge LMAO
dia chan sexo
>>585529417Food fest was my favorite campaign on jp purely because of the aesthetics of it, tapping chibi umas on the farm, and all the music accompanying ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRX7S5AlgtkThe theme switches instruments for every season! It's peak
>>585529563I don't even remember what I used it on but I kind of wish I kept it just for the sake of it
>>585529656yes, those. thank you
>>585529407
>>585528883damn, ruby is mogging shakur
>>585528883As a flatliner I would have sex with>Chrono Ghenesis>Ruby>Gimlet>Sei>Grass (SEX SEX SEX SEX)>Teio>Vodka>Ikuno>Red Desire>Still>Cafe>Furawa>McQueen>Suzuka>Acute
>bring some loopa umas to a sprint run because they actually had a sprint pink for kicks>Jesus
>retention wont be going up this week because people flatlinedNeat detail
>>585529824Holy FUCK that song is fun as hell, esp towards the end!https://youtu.be/kQhz8_eArlAhttps://youtu.be/G3Vol_n4Yk4>The theme switches instruments for every season!BBBBBBBBBBBBBASED
>>585528883umm, nyo. I consider my wife a flattie at that bust size
>>585529814What is Dia-chan's dream?Please note that Tazuna will be monitoring your response
Named horse after wise man's postHorse is fine and healthyWill hunt wild boars with her shortly
Wait so it's safe today why did everyon tell to wait until tomorrow
>>585530005to win a g1, of course! anything to make the Satono family a g1 household
>>585530001>katsuragiugly
>>585530036
>made a giga rapist FL end king halo>made an ok FL pasaWho's my third ace as a sweaty metafag? Wanted to make Taishin but she'll compete with the rapist
>>585530084it's tomorrow already
>>585530168I mean yesterday I was told to way like 40 hours are the free dia/kita pulls live or is it 50 card pulls?
>return from downtime>Two IMMEDIATE glue runs, like not even 3 songs at start bad
>>585530118>>585530001
>4th wedding Air GroovePlease cygames, there is like 60 umas I don't have, just let me have one of them...
>>585530446marked lol
>>585529824Food Fes is fucking ass actual gameplay wise though. like if this thread cannot handle Grand Live they're not going to be able to handle Food Fes/Twinkle Legends.
>>585529643curren is so cute
>>585528743You want them to be more loved than Lovcen?
>>585530442ok she's ugly but I'll admit that the seiyuu is good
>>585530442why are "boyuma" trannies OBSESSED with this specific song
>>585530446anon, stop cheating on your wife
>>585530446take the hint
>>585530637>>58553065110/10 timing
>>585530651>trannies this trannies thatuh oh melty
>>585530637it's a good song
game is bad
Boyumas sing gourmet paradeGirlumas sing menishuki rushit's the rule
>>585530442>>585530834why are there so many of them? is this the naruto universe?
>>585530867Yaeno Cuteki
What's so good about Tomakomai?
>>585531142it's where pure girls come frombut i guess a whore wouldn't know that, won't she?
Name a better feeling
>>585530849My American wives
>>585530446
>>585531119Uma Multiverse. They shall return, in Uma Musume: BoysDay
>>58553124915% > 50%
>>58553124945% in the last half of senior year
>>585531249cumming inside your lover's pussy
>>585531249paid daily pull into rainbow
>>585530564Yeah perchance, personally I found it quite fun and basically like grand live+, but then again every time I start a campaign I thank Shiraoki it's not MANT
>>585531537>PLAP PLAP SPURT SPURT
>>585531475>receiving pleasure from BUHI'ingactually far gone holy shit
>>585531475whales need not apply btw
>>585531507you can't just say perchance
DEKAI DESS
>>585531537STOP posting this
>>585531615perchance
>>585531537KEEP posting this
>>585531507>>585529824stop posting cbstop posting acestop posting sexy boys
>>585531615Are you gonna do something about it, perchance?
post something refreshing
>>585531537He's on his 4th boyfriend already?
>>585531284I wish this would happen to me
>>585531782
post the /uma/ dick archive!
cherpance
I only had to spark one uma banner. And it was Dober so it kinda fits.
>>585531974I don't know, those seem a little too light
>got kita in my 50 saved pulls>thanks to that I saved 100 pulls and I got tomakomai with themALWAYS GAMBLE
>>585532135tomakomai woman is not included in that pool though?are you lying perchance?
I want to have sex with this mare.
>>585532217esl bwo...
So what do all of these fuckers do in GL anyway under currenlike unity cup I get it but do they do anything in GL?
>>585532247THAT'S MY WIFE DELETE THIS
>Missed all the weight loss advice talk.This sucks. I wish I had an Uma prattle in my ear about how to lose these last 10 kilograms.
>>585532247so do millions of other people of your kindget in line
>>585532302More tokens
>>585532302more tokens
>>585532315the only two who were right was the "just lower your calories" or the "just use ozempic" guy
>Some guy joined the club and left within 48 hoursUmatism danchou....
>>585532442that's my currenspy alt
>>5855324421. were you ERPing2. who is that weirdly ugly uma
>>585532543you mean Rice?
I just now realized there were only 2 A /uma/ clubs around here so there was a high chance I was identifying myself whenever I say I'm in an A club without even realizing
uhhh...
>>585532516no one cares about middle class club tea tho
Rent is still free
>>585526139doto shot first
>>585532654no, we're attempting to poach ****
Umasumi
>>585532618Haythere..
I had e-sex with another clubbie today...
>>585532618I was able to tell but I'm a data analyst not a shit stirrer. You're not the only one too.
>>585532618mambwo...
ryan LOVE
>>585532618>>585529056(me)i had the same idea
>>585532623kindly explode
>>585532842you shoul've done it in vegas
>>585532842If you had balls you'd leak it
>>585532932I deserve it after not flatlining too
Why aren't you proposing to you're uma musume right now?
>>585533243Because I hate women
>>585533243No woman could ever love me.
>>585528883I didn't know just quite how many members were on the itty bitty titty committee...
>>585532963they suck... then again nobody learns ballroom dancing anymore
>>585528883>Opera O is smaller than TeioI call bullshit.
>>585533465retard
>>585533465wanna hold hands?
>>585533465I'm 70% sure there is a woman pretending to be a guy in my club I just can't fully prove it yetAnd there are the obvious women but I don't care about them
>>585533550he prolly doesnt, but i do...
>>585533465
YEEESSS I WANTED AN OFFRATE UMA, ASTON MACHAN, CAFE, ZEPHYR, XMAS DAIWA OR XMAS BIWAI'M SO FUCKING GLAD I WAITED
>>585533624well he's half right that there are no women here and these are actual faggots
>>585533465the dacchi janny strikes again?
>first free tenner>favorite star>rainbow gates right from the start>McKween dupeOff to a good start. Also finally shotgunned Main Story last 2 chapters, felt bad for ignoring it for so long, because of all that metafaggotry, parent farming, ace farming and everything. And then watched Hokko's story, almost pulled for her right after it, but I must be strong for my plan.Really good stuff all that, almost forgot what made me like Uma in the first place.Looking forward for Kikuka Sho.
>>585532543>2. who is that weirdly ugly umaEpiphaneia
>>585533760Umama is a woman and contributes to over 50% of gameplay discussion here, leave her alone right now
I just had an epiphany. Drinking milk is high in calcium and other necessary elements. Thusly, you should drink at least a gallon a day!
>>585533836this is true btw
>>585533668 (Me)FUCK FUCK FUCK THANK YOU SHIRAOKI SAMA I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCHi got nothing in the next free pulls but i'm so fucking happy
>>585533836this but unironically
>>585533882I look like this.
>>585530867CUTEki!
>>585533836this but ironically
>>585533954I miss pounding two of those every single morning
>>585533954why yepper can is SSR
ZeroZ E R O0support chains finished
>>585533954why is yeppers the gay can
>>585533624Unironically 3/10 erp at best. Umama needs to up her game if she wants to be a whore. Umamusume. >t. FF14 erper
>>585526317Sigh...
>>585534068Because she's in the soup and needs everything she can get
>>585534068hillbilly propaganda
>>585533985DIE
>>585534072retard
>>585532247ardan was a stallion tho bwo
>>585533892Congrats mate enjoy your new umas, that's some insane blessing right therenow explode
>>585532618mambro...
>>585531475This was better than a xog plat
>>585533985memory?
>>585534219Wanna fight? Fucker?
>>585534236I failed to get my beloved slampig tarumae with my last carats. I'm paying for the luck in the free pulls
Every single kitasan event>wow I sure care about racing>I care about dia-chan too>It's so hard to manage this!does uma ever have a protagonist more interesting than cardboard
>>585532963appropriately skinny little stick arms on that digitan cosplayer
>It's raining in KyotoLovcen's gonna fucking lose.
>>585534502your oguli? your teio mindbreak kino? your BoANE pokke?
>>585534326They're both cute!
>>585534329retard -
>>585534582
>>585534502She's just as interesting as ntr, which is funny when you think about it
>>585534569nyo, this is where he learns wet conditions on the fly>>585534582that's the same uma...
>>585534582if they fucked, would that be selfcest?
>>585534582Those outfits are ass
>>585534656The difference is that NTR is ugly and Kitasan isn't
>>585534582This is too cursed, switch it back NOW
reminder the Kikuka Sho is in just under 5 hours nowgotta hit the hay, see you nerds then in the early morning
so you guys know how hakuraku has that thing where you can do the 100 races sim?im thinking of hosting some rooms where i bring 1 sprint A, 1 sprint B and a sprint A turf S to use the 100 races sim to see if we can get a clearer picture on how much that stuff matters. Is this a dumb idea?
>>585525584Special Week is officially married, now which remaining umas will you claim?https://x.com/yRudolf516/status/2114138489474216299
>>585534582im seeing double FOUR yaeno mutekis!
>according to /uma/ these two are the same uma
WAIT I MISSED THE EVENT REWARDS? WHERE IS MY FREE TICKET I DIDN'T LOGGED ON JUST TO GET THE FREE PULLS ON KITA BANNER
>>585534798yes
If I could kill one uma it would be Urara
>>585534798Use the lobby builder and modify your umas' builds.
hi /uma/, I'm from 5 days in the futureI got one free satono diamond from my free rolls, should I spent the extra 100 to spark for kitasan?I would have asked in the future but 4chan gets shut down in 3 days so I went back in time to ask
>>585534774drink some coffee or lots of water so you don't miss itrest well cafebro
>>585534502There are too many characters for them to give a shit about fleshing out their personalities. Just make them hot and give them 2 or 3 quirks. Toreenas and shareholders love it.
>>585534928nyes, always snack
>>585534928if you have to ask, then the answer is no
Good night bwos
I'll finally be able to start working on a third dirt GP tomorrow...
>>585535002that seems like bad advice, I ask for everything
>+1 Prepared to PassI can see the double sprint inspo already. Maybe I should preemptively give up
Kyoto Racecourse, overcast skies.Forecast suggests a shower around 8:30 a.m.Currently, turf is slightly heavy, dirt is heavy. A lot of cloud and rain is on the way.1 hour ago
>>585530446Lucky bastard. Might as well train her for this CM
>>585534928fellow time traveler hereuse the $20 ticket on her, you save more than using 100 pullsunless you're one of these pure f2p, then pity her
>>585535059>I ask for everythingWhy didn't you ask first if you could reply to me?
>>585534068>>585534096she got put on the rainbow mountain blend. it was fitting for special week at least. also you could win t-shirts with the umas on them and jackets.
>>585534928>4chan gets shut down in 3 days so I went back in time to asksay sike right now.where the fuck am i supposed to go if that actually happens?!?!?
>>585535061speed star is ABSOLUTELY NOT worth a run living or dying
>>585535109AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>585534935oh I just remembered the time is about to go backit's actually 5 hours 40 minutes away, don't get fooled like I almost didbut thanks and umasumi
>>585535159ask in club chat when that happens
>>585534629It's Umanko Inspection Day, Rice. I need to make sure everything is okay down there.
>>585535109>that random mid-animation foot shufflei know grok when I see itGOD I WISH ELON DIDNT LOBOTOMIZE GROK SO MUCH I MISS MY AI PORN
my trainee is such a race junkie, lol
thank you scamcha
>>585535414She's so cute and less threatening with normal sleeves.
>>585535462Wind
>>585535193So that's why I didn't get any pink inspirations. Surely senior year will be better...
I got drunk and screamed at my trainee for failing her satsuki sho...
>>585535193retard, speed star is super good
>>585535751super good, speed star is retard
>>585535751the login shit is over bro you can stop gaslighting for at least a day
>>585535736same... but without drunk part and satsuki sho, but I still screamed at her...I guess I'm not that different from all these oldschool trainers that treated hors like meatbag.
>>585535193I could not stress this enough to my clubmates who were frustrated with fine moaner agemasen. Speed Star is almost always never worth the gold
>>585535751he didn't say it was bad, he said it wasn't worth giving up over tho
>>585535821>a gold velocity skill proccing at the perfect time is...NOT WORTH IT!!!!!!!lol ok
>>585535141I want a Boss jacket with URA patches...
does stacking velocity matter or do anything?for example if I have camping taiki and inherit triumphant pulse, does it do anything considering they're guaranteed to go off at the same time?
>>585536040post princess titties
>>585535925>VFtrannywhy did I reply to you in the first placealso no, it doesn't go off "perfectly" please go look at gametora instead of getting your info from a streamer
>>585536040they stack yeahnow post more titty gorilla
helios laughed at me when i said lol irl
>>585536206idk what you're talking about, this is just how I look like. you should get that checked out>"PLEASE ADVISE THE TORAH!!!">not the simlol
>>585533243I'm scared of connecting with people as that gives them power over me.
>>585536464
FINAL CHANCE TO PREDICTWILL SHE SAY BUSSIN?WILL SHE SAY 67?
I thought the daisca legend races were pointless until I remembered she gives you her shoes... So based...
>>585533882Can it be chocolate milk?
>>585536782she will say grub
>>585536824considerthe scent
can you wish me a merry christmaS please
>>585536925Merry Kris S
>>585536925Merry ChristmaS
Is this cunt worth the borrow or should I just borrow xog wit as a stat stick?
>>585536925Bwo... it's new years eve already...
>>585536925you're getting a negative inspothey're making that shit sprint Z nigga
>>585536987use to cancel first event
Huh i just realized that Machan has pretty big breaststhis changes everything
>>585537040but isnt her gold a sprint skill?
>>585532963Where is this from wtf I want to watch umas dance !!!
>>585536782Will she Ohio?
Everyone is celebrating Halloween and we're currently in a New Year event
>>585536965>>585536976>>585536998>>585537039WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>>585537121it's bad
>>585537047
>>585535751>>585535925Speed Star will never be "super good" because of the low duration, in fact it should always be the last gold you buy it. High Spirits is way better this CMSome umas will be able to evo it to 4s making it actually a really good gold skill
>>585537047machan is thick all all overher thighs are meaty too
>>585537047Do you play this game with your eyes closed?
>>585537206ahaha hold that sprint Z motherfuckerbetter luck next time bwo
>>585537382
she's so cool
>>585537315i knew about her thighs but her breasts are new gold for me>>585537358i was too busy thinking about rickey. sorry
>>585537449i was projectinghopefully we ALL make it..
TWO GOLDSI DON'T KNOW WHY
>>585537693the paser
AAIIIIIIEEEEEE THE KIKUKA SHO IS AT MIDNIGHT I WANNA STAY UP AND WATCH LOVECEN GET HIS CROWN
>>585537725nyope, its something dumber
>>585537829the ayaber...WAITthe taishiner.......
Does Kris support trainer rights?
Kikuka Sho incoming (in like 5 hours)
https://x.com/chisanigis/status/2114019776339296504
>>585537868if i dont explode doing these runs you will see it in the rooma later. anticipationmaxxing!
no poc award anyway>>585537963d*ckhead
>>585538041retard
which american uma should I goon to before bed tonight?
>>585538110retard
>>585538041Sprint A is enough because you have petrifying gaze anyway
>>585538145Don't goon
>>585538041>4 uniquesyou really hit everything but the pinks oof
>>585537449fuck off to umajp and take the staygoldtranny with you
hello tourist
why would trannies even go to a website that hates themWouldn't they be on bluesky?
>>585538145don't go to bed
>>585538041>End with Victoria por Plancha Interesting maneuver...
>>585538373retard
>>585538373genius
>>585538373It's the secret tech for when you get a 9-end room
>>585538373it can activate at any point so it's not as bad as you'd think
>>585538414I'm not the one putting a skill that activates in the 1st-2nd position on a end CLOSER
STOP CALLING ME RETARDOR...else.... rrrhh....
i cant log in...
>>585538504retard
* can you stop
>>585538504it also gives you 0.05 target speed lol
I think this is the earliest I've gotten to lv5 anything
>>585538539Is it an ugly bitch or an ugly dude?
bickering for no reason I had leftover sp relax...hostile ass men
>>585538752and they say you dont encourage gameplay discussion!
Can someone post Aston Machan pics? purisu?
I love umama
>>585538821
Am I supposed to login now or after the coming rest
>>585539004now
>>585538904The penis of my heart is happy. What a beautiful Uma>>585539004You can login now
Stop posting lewd things
>>585539063no
>>585530446I don't have any wedding Air Groove. I'd trade you one of my four Agnes Digital if I could.
>>585539004JUST FUCKING WAIT YOU LAZY ADHD RIDDLED POS
>>585532618Don't worry we will have at least one more, soon
>>585539092Please? With this 4 I'll make you stop
>ctrl-f log ?in>11 hitsreading is hard
>>585539063McLewd
Sex confirmed
Fuji Kiseki sensei?
bro puts plancha on an end and calls other a retard
holy skinwalker samuel aka * please die
>>585539063>>585539215>>585539232young mackie. uma protagonist. canon fatty. canon wife.
tranny melty
>>585539232She's McCute
I CANT LOG IN
WHO IS EVEN TALKING TO WHOWHY DO NONE OF YOU WANT TO REPLY TO EACH OTHER I DONT GE IT
they should make Ryan's breasts bigger
>he doesn't get it
uhhhhhh is anyone making a kikuka sho room I'm falling asleep
replying is gay
I love Cowakami's big fucking tits
>>585539387It's a psyop, they don't want to give a (you) to an opponent because they're terminally online and antisocial so it makes them feel like they somehow lost
>>585539004Now if you want 50 pulls. Tomorrow if you want 60 pulls
I think King Halo's tits are perfectly sized. First-rate, even.
>fast learner>no SxD11DD! !DD1D ! 11DD
>>585539506Me eating her pussy under the water
>>585539387i always quote because i love everyone here
>>585536252
>>585539539She does have a first rate body
>>585539596SMOOCH>>585539353i hope they add Resistencia as an uma. she could be a fellow fattyfriend
>>585539215damn, guess i have to keep going cause you didnt get a 4
am I the only one who thinks S aptitudes are unfair
yes
>>585539894it's the most fair mechanic in the game because it only comes to you if you work for it
>>585539894I think blocking is unfair
Flatlining really paid off.Imagine wasting these pulls on 0Lb Spe and Sweep.
>>585539959that's me
>>585534502that's just irl kitasan
>>585540118irl Kitasan prolly doesn't even remember Dia
>>585539983I'm not working a second job babysitting this game building two proper parents every three weeks
>>585540174Cute
>>585540207I'm not doing that either, therefore I don't get S aptitudes. It's fair.
>>585539546die
>>585539262fuji kiseki creampie
>>585540307umagrok please remove the artist's ugly stamp so i may enjoy this chestnutter image
Tokai Teio NTR (jk the Spe cosplayer is really cute so i get him)
>>585539473
>>585540291Who's that Umamusume? Was she designed for a McDonald's collab or something?
Are you a Rice Shower or a Rice Grower?
https://youtu.be/OcfZffXoS1Y5 HOURS BEFORE THE KIKKA SHOARE YOU HYPED UP /uma/ CAUSE I AMMMMMMMMM
>>585540534trannies were a mistake
>>585540534love this guy's reaction tho
>>585540591I am literally Rice Shower.
damn this spark was pretty longi failed to get sprint S
>>585540669YWNBAU
>>585540329Fast learner is way better than Sprint S
>>585540715YWNBAM
>>585540669prove it, answer these things only the real rice would know1.are you single2.what is your ring size
>>585540745retard
>>585540364Sixth? Why would Fuji already be on her sixth? She should give her trainer a break.
>>585540207
>>585540829Bokumanko
I can't get a sample race where sprinting gear does not trigger in the late-race. My current uma is perfect if not for the lack of head-on. There's a scenario where head-on would be perfect to save her and I want to see what it looks like (or rather what it wouldn't look like), but I'm getting too lucky with these room matches.
>>585540629>see happy moments>get madsomething is wrong with your life>>585540656literally the same reaction i make when i first saw the tweet lol
>>585540582That's a wagie cosplayer
>>585540781Yes? what do you want
>>585540867because sprinting gear only triggers in late-race
Is this any good this CM or hot garbage?
Should I watch Cobra Kai?I'm pretty sure I'm going to use an End King this CM, but I'm not sure who else to use. Do you all know who you're using?
>>585540920*smooch*
>>585540925I am so fucking retarded. I thought it was a random straight, was it always like that or did it change?
>>585540957Even tho the first few seasons are YT made, the show is apparently really damn good. So yes, go ahead.
>>585541014Changed on the last patch, pretty sure it's already like that since the Unity 2.0 Sprint CM
>>585540957Curren and maybe my wife if my sprint inspo luck improves enough that I won't feel like I'm wasting days trying to mutate her
>>585540935good
>>585540773it's complicatedand 4...I think. need to double check
>>585541081(and also end Sweepy, since I forgot to actually say it)If mutating doesn't work then I guess I'll go back to old faithful
>>585541112god she is so fucking adorable! tanks for posting these, luna bro!
>poona
>>585541195hit me up if things get more complicated. Or less? idk. don't take this as me rooting for your love life to fail, ganbate
>>585541287
>>585541258>troona
>>585540902>born a man>take estrogensomething is wrong with your life
>>585541384please shut the fuck up
>>585541384o-okay......
>>585541445
>>585541549Avatar or signature use.
>>585541583TMare Opera
>malding mark
Why is there always one beta orbiter faggot. This shit never ends
>>585541079I would've been stuck testing and rebuilding if I didn't post about it. I suppose that's a thanks?
will it be loveGOAT or loveKWAB
thank fuck I NEVER see these imaginary posts you faggots are whining aboutsomehow they keep getting filtered every single timeor you guys are schizophrenic
r8 my normoid ass taste
>>585541698it's literally V
why isn't daiwa more popular?>mare>big>big mare>tsundere>literally the f2p tutorial girl you get day 1>positive matchup vs unaware quagsire in the uma ou meta game
>>585541864Hasn't he gotten nuked every single day lately?
>>585541796you should be forced to read a tutorial on filters before being able to post. would solve so many people's complaints on thread quality.
>>585541893But she was THE rapist, until Nishino came and raped us on MANT.
>>585541112>>585541287Aren't these too cute? Luna is precious.
>>585541893she loses to Quagsire bwo
HELLO I FINALLY GOT BORED ENOUGH TO TRY MY HAND AT REMAKING UMAFLAGGER WITH THE NEW FILTER JSON BUT I DON'T KNOW JAVASCRIPT AND I DON'T KNOW VIBECODING SO THIS REALLY SUCKS BUT AT LEAST THIS SHOULD BE AN IMPROVEMENThttps://umakaite.github.io/UmaFilter/Check uma_filter_rules.js for the actual breakdownPlease help me improve this code if you can it's really bad I don't know js
>>585541917why do you think he's posting without images now>>585541384>>585540773
>>585541982good work clubbie
>>585541982good work we already had multiple of these in the past tho
>>585541997I try not to think about these things
>>585541819>bj / armpit / cowgirl / doggystylewhy didn't you add Rudolf anywhere? she's clearly your oshi
>>585539413wow an angle where Ryan looks erotic
holy shit...
>>585542036did someone remake it with the new json? i havent seen it
>>585542094>he's not already capping his stats fully????????
>>585542094based uma abuserI don't think I've ever picked that option in months
hello light helloglad you could finally make it to this run of your scenario
>>585542262Dober...wife?
>>585540207Good thing you only need one
>>585541747The others already got exposed HARD, something evil is cooking
>>585542142remake it? new json? all I meant was that we had word filter for the chat before, sorry if your new thing is doing something else or whatever.never got anything useful out of them which didn't help
>>585541893I never liked her because she just feels too old school. She somewhat reminds of Lina Inverse, but with more top heavy everything design. I dislike her hairdo (alts are so much better) I dislike puffy hair bands, her twin tails, her diadem, multilayered boots, all together these are just too much.
>>585540838she has a strange, innate urge to have lots of children
>>585542341Angling and Scheming
huh i can't understand. why my machan is always losing her first races?
>>585542341hades is our HERO though
>>585542509scuffed late-race unique
>>585542509NSM Vodkaalso her unique is inconsistent and would fail if the overtaker is not physically near Machan
>>585542076
41%
why are our trainers here so obsessed with T ppl
>>585542565how do I cope with the fact that I'm a stupid retard who never communicated since highschool, ignored IRL relationships, spent all my time watching anime and reading manga and will never have this
>I would never hurt youNobody believes this shit, right?
>>585541982Consider adding the bypass alternative functionality from https://pixloen.github.io/UmaFlagger/Relevant code here https://github.com/pixloen/UmaFlagger/blob/main/script.js
>>585542787they are pace chasers
>>585542797Give a blowjob to a shotgun.
>>585542787Chuds can't hate on women anymore, so they have to sublimate
>>585542797>how do I copeGive up or make conscious effort to close the gap, even if your peers left you at "school" station ages ago and new crop of passengers shooting weird looks at you (what unc is doin'?)
>>585542865
>>585542797sit in a corner and deal with the mistakes you've madewe all made them, some more than others, but everyone has some
>>585542853is this guy actually maintaining his thing? if so i'll just send over the json
>>585542673Rice would say that the numbers are too low and wish it becomes 100%
>>585542797have sex with ai girls...
>>585542946jeez, warn me before you come at me with the white woman jumpscare...
>>585542797>>585542874
>>585543030Out of curiosity. You using cloud slop, or self hosted? If the latter, which model(s)?
>>585543018No clue
...
>>585543103
>>585542797if you take care of your appearance, have a job, and do something that makes you interact with your local community (anything) and you don't think about relationships at all, like turn off that part of your brain and just try to live normally, you will eventually get groomedand if you at any point notice you're being groomed, let it happen, don't think about it because if you let your autistic brain think you will ruin it
. . .
>>585542853That filter list looks mostly made up, i.e. "sex" isn't actually filtered, only " sex" and "sex " (with a space on either side) are, which is correct in the UmaFilter that anon posted
>>585543249>like turn off that part of your brain and just try to live normally, you will eventually get groomedThis has been my way of thinking about it for at least a decade now. There is a point where you 1. stop giving a shit and 2. simple let life do it's thing, which is the healthiest way to go about it.
>>585543325LALA IS MORE EROTIC
I want Rob Rob to read her book while sitting on my lap.
>>585543374Haru Ulala?
>>585543260performing dual cultivation to balance my yin energy with this duo
>>585543334Thanks for sharing
>>585542076nice, haven't seen this one before
Onii-sama only cares about Rice for her body...
>>585543542luck you, because you have now!
>>585543559that's not trueI don't care about Rice at all
>>585543431this Lala, I would never lewd my daughter
Gold City?
>>585543719chestnut of hope and glee
umasumi
CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP
>>585543769umamusumeprettyderby
>>585543769umasumi
gold shitty if she mare and bigger boobs
>>585543769you're gonna miss the keibakino... umasumi
>>585543719still in love is really pretty but her mental illness is kind of a turn off
>>585543559I suppose it's true after all.
>>585536782She will say everything you could hate about zoomer lingo and you will regret not reading her career through MTL instead
>>585542076I need more like this, so I can pretend to be a Trainer and pretend people like me.
>>585543858i like to joke that the newmas look like they are from other games but this is the first one where she straight up feels foreign to me. I wonder how they would have designed the other foreign born umas if they came out today.
>>585543945yeah it's a real shame
>>585543945Wow what a shame you're compelled by wicked magics to keep posting about her endlessly even though she's not even in the game yet
>>585543769never wake up again fag
>>585544047stop that
>>585544047That's not kinda nice
>>585543769
>>585544047V... your club is dying..
>>585544027she's in a game released in global though?
>>585544047V..
>>585543858>gold city but a 60's prudei don't like it. it just doesn't have the same bite.also gold city has that intro where she looks like she's not wearing pants and flashing the crowdbut the new umas always grow on me so maybe
>>585544094What does this even mean fellow trainers, my trainee is acting weird, should I worry?
>>585543559Onii-sama loves all of Rice.>>585543643You are no onii-sama.
Uma pop store sold out all their XXL shirts...
>>585544209Teiobro...
>>585544094Gentle Wife... I BEG YOU! STOP teasing me with swimsuits...
>>585544209...
>>585542927I still hate on women
>>585542262>tail held high
>>585544246what a slut
>>585544163But when onii-sama last interacted with Rice it was only for that reason, even when Rice said she was tired from training that day.
>>585543858Is this a new Uma or just an NPC like Casino Drive?
>>585536925shine, faggot
>>585544409newma
HIMBAS
>>585543858is this really the first blonde MARE
>>585544047sigh...
>see this>what do
>>585544553join her in her fucked up lil dance
>>585544553"I'm glad she's having fun relaxing"
>>585544497I'm glad I convinced my trainee to let me six seven her ass.
>>585544553Jump my cute next door childhood girlfriend
>>585544553Ask her in a very polite way without making eye contact where to find the Kashira and move along.
IF LOVCEN LOSES I'M DONE WITH KEIBA
>>585544509they're both chestnuts with lighter tail hair. Gold City particularly is basically blonde. Guess it's not that common?
>>585544653I love this dance because when i go to clubs i dance like this
>>585544771gold city is NOT a mare.
IM NOT READY FOR HELIOS
>>585544909I'm not ready to take psychic damage from localized Helios either
>>585544979>>585544979>>585544979
>>585544906I get that, but we have like six blondes in the entire cast. Consider that with the lower proportion of mares in general and it doesn't seem surprising.To your question, Fusaichi Pandora was the first blonde mare uma. Marilyn is the second.
>>585544906desu. shichi is a BITCH who does not give a shit about you
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