Previous: >>585525584New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/qRdCSqwkg5M>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep ToshoCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 1, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Halloween Duramente (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
Personally I don't have a problem with Helios zoomerspeak, and I'm over 30
>>585544979I.... want to go to Tomakomai?
LET'S GO LOVCEN (in 3 hours and a bit)
I deserve a kiss from Mejiro Palmer.
>>585544726you said the same thing like two breads ago shut up of the great Shiraoki will curse you with impotence and erectile dysfunction
>>585544909you're the only one pulling
>>585545116Seethe V seethe
Think about thisCheval Grand wife
>>585545290literally who
>>585545323big horsmuch to consider...
>>585545345exactly
>>585545323>Kitasan's jannetty
>>585545323
nonnies
One shill for the good of trainerkind in his war against the club chat filterI slapped in that json that popped up a few months ago that had the actual chat filter rules into a fork of UmaFlagger so it's at least a bit more accurate but I don't know javascript so I'm not really motivated to do much more since this is good enough for me. But I'll be around to take pull requests for anyone who's willing to rework the code (or just fork it again)https://github.com/umakaite/UmaFilterhttps://umakaite.github.io/UmaFilter/Check uma_filter_rules.js for the actual breakdown
>>585545116Waiting a few weeks for the Gyaru banner seems like infinity better value.
>>585545401What's up boss
>nonnies
>>585545048same, give me as much zoomerspeak as you can cygaysalphagenspeak if you feel daring
I'm gonna post SLOP
>>585545401very considerate of ai to cover up those BRIGHT ASS EYES this late at night
LOVEKWAB
>>585545364Think about it!!!!!!!!!
like a moth to a flame
>open twitter to do my usual round of uma art>I might have to kill myself What does one have to do to get this
>>585544979Cute slut
if you're going to reel me in at least answer...
This horse is fat
>>585545048The issue isn't the zoomer-speak persay, but that the Japanese isn't zoomer at all. Itts just gyrau-slang that has no real english equivalent and thus the localizers filled in the blanks with what THEY think is zoomer-speak.
>>585545048any normal person doesn't mind it
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/BPFfz9https://jiggie.fun/BPFfz9
>>585545490It's cute slop
>>585545575that's a man....
zoomerspeak is fun when you're not a zoomer and do it ironicallybesides, it faded ago ages ago, so it's not like we're throwing fuel into the raging bonfire
>>585545575If you are asking that question, it is already too late for you.
>>585545420The tranny who made the damn thing is so petty and autistic that I can't figure out what it's blocking half the time, no matter how much I reread it, but this is allowed?
stop spamming/reposting 3DPD slop no one cares about this isnt twitterstop posting pedo shit no one cares about but sea userstop being such a weird freak and be normal we beg of you nonny
>>585545740taiki would say some of that
>>585545740
>>585545740babymaking sex with Taiki
It is okay to take it easy :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl4M9xg3W7c
>sipping dilute "rade like a basketballer to not vomit while waiting for lovcen man food poisoning sucks dick
>>585545861is her VA ugly as sin, or fat as fuck as well?
>>585545938Who gives a shit? You want to fuck the seiyuu or the uma?
>>585545440>wanting globalhomo zoomer
>pedo is here>the creek fag is here>now suddenly the translation schizo showed upnyoooooooooooticing>>585545991>avoiding the questionoh no....
>the schizo "nyoticer" is herenow what?
I think I will just go back to jong
>>585546054I too am in this episode
>>585545831>Live, Laugh, LoveTaiki is white woman maxxing
i miss flatliner hours... the threads weren't infested with shit like this...
>another avatarfag having a melty over being nyoticed
>>585545740>TaikiIronic...
everyone that posts here is here like 12hrs a daynothing changes we just put on different hats
Bel Me Gusta wins the 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Niigata
>>585545575I know the times have changed and this sentiment has been lost, but if your immediate reaction isn't riajuu explode then you lost.
I have at least 6 thread personalities
this place is never getting better is it
>>585546190your rose tinting is a little strong there
>>585545938She's ugly as fuck.
>>585546190this doesn't even make a sense
>>585545323Isn't she gay for Kitasan?
>>585546190>acktually mant was super chill and fun>acktually xyz timezone is the bestthis isnt twitter you don't have to lie about history that is VERY easily disproven>>585546293the general lost 90% of it's OG audience back when the game launched and /v/ and /a/ lurked and posted herethe thing is in a very fast decline for obv reasons
>>585546293Oh god no.
>Spent 30 rolls dickpulling on Hokko (didn't get shit)>Didn't realize I could carry today's rolls over into umas so I rolled in the morning
>>585546054Fine. Here is the seiyuu with Wonder Acute. Now answer MY question.
>>585546293You're supposed to have fun, stop taking everything so seriously
>>585546293not with V here
Terre et Mer wins the 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Tokyo
>>585546404When does the fun start
>>585546281names?
Anyone went to the pop-up shop and got merch since the concert got cancelled?
>>585546441the fun starts within yourself
>>585546396granny seiyuu is cute
>>585546319STAMINA POWER SPEED!
>>585546441Be the change you wish to see anon
>>585546481You're right.. I'm leaving this place to go have fun
Shakur said she likes OOP and I never talked to her again
>>585546462yes
Naomiga Saikyo wins the 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Kyoto
>>585546347good becuase im gay for kita AND cheva
>>585546054>pedo is hereYou're going to have to be more specific.
I swear to God this game is laughing at me. Every CM it's always some bullshit in this dogshit scenario. I figured this time it would easier since I didn't have to worry about stamina, but now the game just does not give me rainbow trainings at all.
>>585546564good luck!
>>585546653>bullshit in this dogshit
>>585546546acktually funny plot twist, didn't expected chiyo face to show up
>>585546702it's shit in shit covered in shit
>>585546592Nice eyes almond eye
Ecoro Wald wins the 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Niigata
>>585546462It's way too fucking far and I live in LA.
>sprint S on a base sprint F uma>shit stats and kita event doesnt finish>skill point song #1 eludes me half the run>inspos give me basically nothingi am the raped
>>585546702all of it is horseshit
Scia Lunare wins the 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Tokyo
>>585546653>bad inspos>no tokens>bad song selection>no date before classic>no rainbows>chains don't finish>fail 1-19% training>mood down>negative status>bad hints>can't afford good deckGoodluck, your ace is behind 999 layers of RNG.
No 3DPD
Tagano Gale wins the 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Kyoto
>>585544979
NOO GOLDEN PROMISEEEE AAAAAA
>>585546792>Declaration of WarNeed to be an uma
Sunrise Eight wins the 3rd race (2YO Maiden) at Niigata
>>585545323Why did Cheval's parents name her Cheval if hors don't exist in the uma world?
>>585547307Divine inspiration
Post Truth wins the 3rd race (2YO Maiden) at Tokyo
>>585547414king... mambo?
can we fix this thread with oshiposting?
I look like this
Corsaro wins the 3rd race (2YO Maiden) at Kyoto
Tarumae is singing in public and people gather to listen, but then she starts going on about Tomakomai trivia and they're put off, okay... but then a lady suggests it'd be nice to hear more songs and she offers berries instead, and the crowd wanders away? What the hell is that? Who would rather listen to some dumb kid's song than eat free berries?
>>585547501White woman...
I could use some advice lads if anyone is boredwhat are your card setups for machan careers? I'm having a lot of issues making her work. I have most popular SSR support cards (including maruzen) but:>always caps speed way too early>power ends up pathetic even with power sparks>feels like she wants to run 3 wit but 3 wit in GL is awkward >borrow slot always feels wasted
>>585547501
>>585547494what makes you think the thread is bad
Persephone wins the 4th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Niigata>>585547490Is this your first time in the thread during keiba?
>>585547690machan doesn't work give up
>>585547714idk, opened it then saw some anons complaining
>>585547501>standing 15.3½ HANDS highwhat the FUCK is that measurement?
Harbor Light wins the 4th race (3YO+ Jump Maiden) at Tokyo
This is my oshi giving me a kiss on my birthday.
>>585544979Hokko Scarumae
>>585547815A hand is 4 inches
>>585547815I guess you're referring to the hands unit but I'm wondering what exactly 15.3½ is
>>585547690you drop tachy for an smaru borrow
End bros, any good king halo main parents to borrow? Or should i slap her x2 on GP...
>>5855478151 hand = 4 inches, only used for horses.
My 2 picks jobbed...what a sad night
>>585547501America's ass
>>585547763>top 3 in both front and pace>doesn't workretard
>>585547962>>585547924>a measurement specifically for horsesyou fucking with me>>585547928a very magical kind of number that
Passion Caesar wins the 4th race (2YO Debut) at Kyoto
>>585547951budding blossom, so you have to borrow your usual cunny again
>>585547997retard
>>585548020anything but the metric system does it again
>>585547982
>>585548020guess you never thought about furlongs either
>>585547690she will be kinda awkward on tracks with no angling. lucky pace is beating front on an individual winrate level according to hakuraku. Unstoppable from tachy is great midrace and stacking enough lets you use plancha to be a bootleg pasa.
>>585548065>Not even an attemptJust stop posting
>>585548020Such is life with the Imperial system
>>585547896the real prize of the gang beasts tourny is kingu trying to keep her trainer after she betted his rights to the table
>>585547924that's my dick size, wtf? did they use my hand as basis for that?
you dont care about natie anymore
>>585547532YWNBAU
Wild Shacho wins the 5th race (2YO Debut) at Niigata
>>585548020https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand_(unit)
>>585548057But i have my own cunny
>>585547896Verxina kissed you the other day...
>>585548101I'm not american, or british. What do you think?I heard of the word before, but zero fucking clue what it stands, or is used for.>>585548160 >>585548084There is a point where I start being impressed, by the amount of random bullshit people of old came up with, anything but to use the metric system.
>>585548173They thought it would be funny after saying "Oh goddesses, he's so little!"
>>585547982guess im whacking it to that Grass doujin... again..
>>585548017 retarded whore
>>585548185not true
>>585547532you look sexy today hope you look like any other uma tomorrow
Nova Lux wins the 5th race (2YO Debut) at Tokyo
Dia a cute
>>585548198Candy ride is the grandsire? damn i didn't expected to see him here
>>585548241Britain started using hands a couple hundred years before the metric system was invented I think
>>585548241didn't mean to be antagonisticit's just another measure of distance hused exclusively for horses these days. many old world races are still measured in furlongs and even nips use it for comparing split times (e.g., last 2 furlongs). it's about 200m
>>585548198>you askedno i didnt wtf
>>585548226then you don't have to stress yourself on norrows anymore desu. unless you also want the other cunny. you know, the bratty "magical" one. i think her ult is good on ends
>>585546462yeah i’ll post it later
>>585548241The US was planning on looking into swapping to the metric system in the 18th century, but the ship carrying the person sent with information was blown off course and was captured by pirates before dying in prison in the Caribbean
>>585548228How do I tell my trainee that my clothes, both dirty and clean, are my property and that she's not allowed to take whatever she wants?
Danon Cantabile wins the 5th race (2YO Debut) at Kyoto
>>585548396Her chest is too fat, squishy and jiggly
boy love?
>>585548228I need this but with Opera
>>585548330where da nipnops
Hmm I'm starting to like Tarumae. I fear for my carats
>>585547896>gosling.jpg
>>585548530the scheme she's angling for is our hearts
Highlightning wins the 6th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Niigata
>>585548468TRACEN'S PRINCE NOT SO PRINCELY NOW HUH
>>585548228>>585547896 no Gold City kissing an ugly bastard
>>585548509The softest
>>585548404Going by the Wiki page someone posted it's old as hell, going back to the bible times or something. Which I fully understand, way back then I can understand it.What I find fascinating is countries that STILL use that type of weird ass shit.I get that there can be a point like in the US, where changing to the metric system becomes impossible due to old contracts and border measurements and what not.But goddamn, it's just a horse, stop counting with your hands.>>585548467In the 18th Century, that early?? Holy shit, had no idea. Thought the change up was a recent-ish idea.>Even the nips still use itI guess it makes comparing easier... but maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan>>585548407Sry for sounding harsher than intended, in that case. Didn't took it as if you were trying to be.
>>585548621There are a lot of Goslings. You want screaming Gosling or Gosling in the snow?
>>585548530no lovesex with boys only
>third food event before debutfattie filly....
>>585548595you already saved 100 rolls on flatlining. you can use the carats you didn't spend on her
>>585548708the gosling staring at the hologram
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>585548732@umagrok generate fat sweepy for my collection
>>585548669this is your wife
>>585548441Isn't Tracen cheer a must have for ends?
Mist Vale wins the 6th race (2YO Debut) at Tokyo
>>585548623(s)he's so cute
>>585548682It can be worse. The UK uses imperial (a different imperial than the US) for half their systems and metric for the other half.
>>585548643Tracen's Prince is always a beautiful maiden.
>>585548669why is your wife a slut with hitomi tier sloppy tits, finger longer than an aliens, and weird feet
>>585548728Making a boy gasp and moan
>>585548643>he doesn't know
>>585547690doing pace machanSpeed Kita + TachyonWit FM + Festa 1lbLHGuts Zephyr borrow
>>585548784That's right!
>>585548851>lesbian
>>585548787yeah, am retarded. for some reason i assumed you were building an end kingu
Is it possible for my StarHorse4 tune requests to come up on other players' jukeboxes?
>>585548792sky definitely has me hooked
>>585548951About time. I was wondering if you were sleeping.
>>585548817Which means they're only HALFway as retarded as the average american, in this singular department.'Least I can understand half the shit they're saying, and vice versa.
kissing with Kingu
>>585548643
>>585548228Shichi wasn't happy about that
>>585548851>dyke>beautiful
Taisei Dorado wins the 6th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Kyoto
>>585549000>posting edited dialogue
>>585549075holy shit its american pharoah
>>585548952Oh...
>>585549047Shichi has a cool flip phone!
>>585549075>548kg
>>585549086Nah.
>>585549075that's straight up an american horse wtf
true first-rate umas don't ever go beyond the professional boundaries of an umatore relationship
>>585548228
>UmatoreWhy does that make me think of "Doctore"...
I'm posting SLOPPA!
>>585548228Verxina CAN seduce her trainer okay
>>585549000>>585549147She's still chasing umankos
>>585549298she can try
>>585549298>Verxina CAN seduce her trainer okay
>>585549314She is now married to her trainer.
Where are we watching the kikua? I have snacks ready
>>585549371Like this?
>>585549462you don't know the usual place?
Which Uma leglocks?
>>585549516they all do.
>>585549469please ERP elsewhere
can someone explain to me why rickey is better as a front instead of a pace?
Umatore hours?
>>585549469>ooo, xina, that is a cute outfit, it suits you>though, that pose does not really capture your good side>why not try posing as usual?>ahh, seeing xina in such a lovely dress>whoever you will get with in the future will be lucky>if you want, i can be the one to walk you down the aisle
>>585549458>gay marriage
>>585549515
>>585548859To better hold and seduce me with of course
>very very tired>sleep for 2 hours>wake up
>>585549601angling is better than whatever the hell paces have (they have nothing)
>>585549591I need Laurel wife (erper go away)
>>585549516Rulership
>>585549694aw dangit
>96% WRIt seems no one cared about this one after longchamp
>>585549776CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE WIFE WIFE WIFE
>>585549676go back to sleep, neigha
>It's Sunday
>>585549601you are buying six billion greens anyway and her ult can proc in first so you are better off taking angling and plancha since pace accels are homless as FUCK on most tracks
I'm feeling sleepyumas for this feel?
Wadatsumi wins the 7th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Niigata
Kiseki art for Kikuka Sho commemorative artwork.It's either a good sign for Lovcen (both have won under heavy track), or bad sign (Kiseki missed the first 2 crowns, so the winner might be late bloomer like Monroe Walk, probably Justin Chicago)
>>585549620Stop that...
>>585549776This is exactly what THEY took from me
>>585549856
no one would yearn for a loser like KWABxina
>>585545851
>>585549756She's cute, but I need to see her in a 1950s drive-in waitress outfit for an alt.
>>585549953but /uma/ loves mambo tho?
>>585549516marusexy
Razor sharp steps or Lightning Surge for the borrow, assuming that sprinting gear, nimble navigator and spurt are from inspos and hints.
>>585550001mambo is cute
>>585549725>refuse to creampie her>"YADAAAAA YADAA YADAA YADAAA">leglocksyeah i can see it
>>585550031>52 year old hag
chud sex
>>585549516Easier to ask which one doesn't
>>585550001no one cares about El's shitty bird so idk what youre talking about
>>585549502ty
>>585550037razor sharp, because power cards brick your runs more often than wit cards
>>585549789What was your winrate with inchou?
>>585548185never did
>>585549516Fuku would absolutely leglock and say it's Shiraoki's will
>>585549462https://kick.com/b01doghos
Golden Gen umas ranked according to sexo>El>Sky>Spe>phimosis>Grass>King
>>585549075>American Pharoah progenyNoice
idk if i will make it to kikua sho... the eepy tired consumes me..
>>585550370sweet Fukukitaru wouldnt do this
~2:50 hours until Kikuka Sho
>>585549516all cunny umas, unironically>>>585549541nuh uh. shichi wouldn't even spread her legs for her torena in the first place
>>585550407why is your list upside down
Miya Escape wins the 7th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Tokyo
>>585549151yeah, but he was born in japan because his mom was brought over while preggers with him
Do you guys think we'll get any other game updates "early" or are they going to stay the course from here out?
king halo prone bone
stoppostinghappyumafamilies
>>585550491orfe is such a bitch. i can't imagine wanting to marry her
>>585550583We will get the battle passes early and global will die
>>585550583we just don't knowwe get some gameplay QOLs early for no specific reason
>>585550604King Halo missionary sex for the sole purpose of procreation. Under the covers, light off, and holding hands.
>>585550574maruzensky 2...wait grass' career already did that bitmaruzensky 3...
>>585550407you're forgetting someone
>>585550678Lights off is gay
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>585550583maybe they'll expedite chain event increased chance to finishWe need to complain more about it.
>>585550762is she a scientologist?
>>585550627>thinking you have a choice
>>585550762that aint fukuthat aint fuku
>>585550250I'm gonna be honest with u, I have not used her outside of long distance for awhile. I did try to make her work in longchamp hoping the Epi inherit would help her out but didn't work out, there are too many strong umas in medium that it feels impossible to win with her. I don't like seeing her lose reminds me of the Derby scene in RTTT
>>585550753
>>585550832
DISCOUNTED CAREERS ARE BACK???OMGGGGPLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT KITASAN GET PREGNANT SEIUN SKY IKUUUU
>>585550715it is unethical to have sex with tbe terminally ill
>>585550715>coughing baby vs hydrogen bombs
>>585550620nice bait, i'll bite
>>585547035drawing over commie garbage with umas mildly improves it but it's still shit
>>585550393yeee, I found it from the archive, but thank you anyways~
>>585550832MAMBO COMBO
>>585550620No.
>>585550762
>>585550906>he lost out on 3 days worth of onsen runs because he flatlined
>>585550924>he posted more, CB to top it offwhy anon... why are you this EVIL!?
stop posting happy UmaTore content or I'll reply with Gosling image
soooo uhhhdoes this shit ever matter?I'm about to start ignoring shoe shit
>>585550887Are you bonking her to horny jail?
at least no one here fucked up as much as this guy, right?
>>585551053
>>585551082>horny jail
>>585551060CP eventually change into Trainer Medals and you can buy some good stuff with them
>>585551060your monthly star pieces?
Mirako, holy shithttps://x.com/keiba_info_club/status/2114204685582373311?s=20
>>585551053vtuberfags killed gosling memes multiple years ago boomer-anon
>>585551060it matters when it gets upgraded to medalsdon't ignore shoes
>>585551204thats a hell of a super power
>>585551195>>585551214>energy itemsgod DAMN i need that now...how long away from now are we talking?
>>585551204>cuck umalmaooooo
>>585551240You can delete this
what are they planning
>>585551314like by the end of 2027
>>585551194Damn, she hates Korean men
Satono Agudo wins the 7th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Kyoto
>>585551240STOP
>>585551338orange shenanigans. you need a lot of stamina, since the mischief of those three combined can rival even golshi's retarded whims
>>585551240We love Dantsu here
>>585551053As you wish,
>>585551347that was a fucking crazy surge at the end
>>585551147stop posting happy Luna content or I'll reply with upset imagery
i dont get it
>luna
>>585551030Hell yeah I did BECAUSE I CAN PLAP KITASAN WHITE NOW THAT I DIDNT SPEND A DIME ONPLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT KITASANNNNN
>>585551338oranji nonsense
>>585551323More like a pick up artist/wingman
>>585551205>killed multiple years agoSo it means they are safe to post again
>>585546462
>>585551418Wrong
>>585551204>I prepped her for you bro
>>585551204good thing Doto is not like this
>>585551440absolutely titmogged OFFICIALLY
>>585551437Alright then.
>>585550463Cool, I can have a snooze and wake up later.
>>585551440her big ass udders take up the whole damn gate space
>>585551537Wrong, we have kinky sex
>>585551204uuhh V bros...?
>>585550884Is it that bad in JP where it's largely pointless to be oshi-gaming if your umas are severely outdated or not at viable threshold
>>585551437>troona
>>585551570
>>585551565
>>585551720Sorry.
>>585551204Could never be my uma lmao
>>585551204Absolute cuckolding
>>585551763
>>585551648Pokke doesn't know what sex is
Oisu!
>>585551205My love of vtubers lived and died with Amelia Watson.It was a good time. Hope she's happy out there.
>>585551880Since you are upset, I won't post anymore Luna. Have a good day.
>>585552072wha... wait, you can't do that! THAT'S NOT PART OF THE DEAL!NEITHER IS POSTING LEWD CB WITH HUGE TITS!
>>585552072>Mr. Cock and Balls
Domain wins the 8th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Niigata
>>585550574smdh fucking anchor foals...
>>585552183Brian HATE
>>585552141I altered the deal. Farewell.
>>585552165That was a great race, the duel at the end with the rest of the pack catching up made for a great finish, domain forced their way through it all
>>585552165>Stay Gold
>>585552228WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>585550907if they might not live very long it would be a nice thing to do for them if they wanted to
real horseracing hours sucklike idk its just not game relevant, I don't hate it but it just feels weird
>>585552228>boy with fake tits
>>585552291In fact, now the Trainer is getting stolen.
>>585552291Wouldn't a slug be better for killing yourself?
>>585551418really love her
im hungry but dont want to cookshould i get taco bell
>>585552327would you prefer if I post horse tits with the racing posts?
>>585552072
>>585552462is this supposed to be inflation doesn't really look pregnant, more like she took a cartoon air pump to her pussy
keiba gamekeiba general
>>585552505No
>>585552327womp womp nigga its where the game came from
Gonna umapyoi this grandhag
>>585552441Prrrrrrrrrobably, but who knows if normalfags even know what the fuck that is, as stupid as it sounds.Most people still cant tell the difference between a CLIP or a MAG. It's a stupid meme images, don't overthink it.
>>585552505the box has some weird dipping burritos in it right now so probably not unless you like that kind of stuff
>>585552228>>585552072The belly dancer outfit is so slutty
>>5855525057 and you go for good ole mcdonald's
>>585552228I'll pray you don't alter it further.
>>585552327you can post about the gameor shitpost and erpor post fanartkeibabro will keep doing his thing but he's not stopping you from posting what you think is good content for the thread
i find some umamusume sexually attractive
>>585551682Not really, you can still bring your oshi and win with her it's just going to be very difficult for her to pull out an A victory, but it's possible to just face shitters and get away with it.
>>585552690Altered. Enjoy your larper.
Anybody else dissapointed their club didn't die during the flatline period? I was certain we'd get demoted so I was planning on using that as an excuse to leave but now I can't
>>585552607>t.negro
Hishi Miracuck
Daisy wins the 8th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Tokyo
Well, after getting absolutely shit on round 2 at least this happened in B.
>>585552690>>585552776>dont care for these two in the slightest>yet the artist manages to make me horny as hell for themmagical what a bit of a good art can do
>>585552551I think it's just kinda bad pregnant art
>>585552721God doesn't approve of bestiality
>>585552790Tamabwo...
>>585552825Cringe.
>>585552813that other guy tried so hard to push up with the constant whipping, meanwhile daisy was just chilling until the last 10% or so lmao
>>585552825mogged by >>585549570
>>585552790If you want to leave just leave bro. It's not that big of a deal
>>585552550machan...
>>585552825congrats stegobwo
>>585552790I jumped my old /uma/ club to another one and nobody made any dramas about it.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12443612
>>585552072sex
HOW LONG UNTIL TRIPLE CROWN
>>585552939the lock in would have been insane, sad they couldnt pull a golshi moment off
>we could have super cool JP players who give us insider tips on upcoming scenarios long before any brown sloptuber does>Instead all of our JP players just blogpost their adventures using stego/cheval and other tranny boyumas
>>585553112yea thats true too, would have been crazy to get sprayed with that much mud and just got "nah fuck you"
>>585552790Just leave bro, if you leaving leads to the club to implode it's even better.
>>585552963don't know what's worse, you camping the thread to direct to your own post or you comparing yourself to an oshi gamer while using meta uma
>>585552630those dipping burritos were pretty good imo, I'd order them again
>>585553158Roll almond eye.Congratulations.
>>585553158>implying JPfags are whales/try hards
>>585552505I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>585553158the jp stuff has been out there forever, its not their responsibility to teach anyone
>>585553249kinda missing 6 scenarios or so before that happens
>>585553243I would too, but its not for everyone
I'm gonna do so shitty this CM lolit's even my star sign. but whatever. gimme A finals and I'm happy
>>585553389I hope you win the plat, because it would be funny.
>>585553158it's either mare weirdos or boyumasthis is the future
Rouge Supriya wins Mibu Tokubetsu at Kyoto
>>585552776>>585552690>>585552670>>585552228>>585552072God damn
>>585553158Here's your meta guide Next cm is 2200 with a hill on a rainy day with no windRoll the uma released a month ago that if she races on a 2200 track with a hill on a tuesday gets a 0.80 speed boost instead of a 0.1 speed boost, and if there's no wind on a rainy day she also gets an acceleration boost on the second part of the raceOr use almond eyeOr dark night rudolf now I guessMeta guide over PS: You can do 120 runs to get fast learner (call it kakari so they know you are a real jp head) and get the most ungodly roll to lose to an almond eye someone made in two runs
>>585553531I don't know who that ashen horse was, but they got swallowed by the fucking tide the second they lost that duel lmao
>>585553573>missing the point entirelyThere's like eight fucking scenarios before we enter the almond eye eraGlobal hasn't even entered the orf era yet
>>585553158just read the archives bwo
Stg cute.
they don't make umas like this anymore
i HEKIN LOVE ORF I CAN'T WAIT
>want to bet on Lovcen>only 1.6 oddsMan
>>585553223that is a lot of projection
>>585553670what a fuckin spurt
quit dodging filters fag
>>585553772u just gotta believe
>>585553679JP are literal shitThey do not even learn about Falco on TurfKorean server are who learn thatWhy do you want JPig advice?
>>585553805you start
>>585553765>boyumaFaggot
>>585553763SPECHUD HATE
>>585553772At least it's not 1.0
>>585553772bro learned nothing from the everest incident
>>585553679We are almost already there, simply replace almond eye for neo universe in all mediums The meta becomes: the god uma that works on all tracks of that distance > the hyper autistic uma with a unique that works in two tracks > the rest nowhere
>>585553738
>>585553414
>>585553158There is nothing stopping you from posting the Uma you like. Complaining about what other people like while simultaneously not posting yours just makes you part of the problem. Who gives a fuck if they like boyuma there's over 100 Uma someone's bound to like them.
>>585553851WE all love spechud here
>>585553881>spending carats on the hagWhy?
>>585552183bancho is a harem protag, except awesome.
:)
two more months...
>>585553881
>>585553937
>>585553158You are a faggot of the highest caliber
>>585553158The replies made me side with this guy, our JPfags seem like little bitches. If only they had their own thread or something
>>585554013Nigga you need pal cards in every scenario post grand live.
>>585554057>Brian's simp
be honest, would you?
>>585554112>Pretending to be someone else to defend your retarded ass post
why is everybody so angry tonight?
Terviseks wins Kashiwazaki Tokubetsu at Niigata
>>585554137i can fix her
>>585554073sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>585554164she's cute but I think I still prefer boys
Why do high earners stick around in clubs like this?
>>585554124>game forcing you to spend on pal cards and MLB themThey really want the money
>>585554164I wouldn't fuck a lady that is most likely twice as old compared to me but I would kiss her on the cheek
>>585554164not the fattest asian chick I've known and maybe she could help me become a seiyu if I slipped myself into her life so yes, even if she is crazy
>>585554249Cosmos almost backed up the pre-race antics, however there was consdierably more aggression than they were prepared for lol
>>585554164nyo, because she wouldn't me>>585554274hey...
>>585554321The only one that NEEDS mlb is tucker because she's a stupid bitch, the rest can work at 0*
>>585554249very impressive breakout, and that horse on the outside also had an impressive spurt
>>585554418occult oyakodon...
>Curren Ching Chong Chang
>>585554381and every scenario has free rolls, right?
>>585553874Is neo universe that strong
>>585554381Still bad.
>>585554478100
>>585554317why do you care
>>585554510WHY DONT YOU FAGGOT
>>585554112you got btfo just take the L
Holy shit go back to umajp and take your boyumas with you
>all these catty passive aggressive posts>suddenly surge of people zero-irony defending JP attention whoresweirdly vtuber-coded thread
>>585554540why would I care?
>>585554491She can do a lot that other Lates can't
>>585554491she has canonically has a blitz teleport forward that
>>585554317
>>585554540tamalove has a quota right? if they dont hit it they'll get culled. idk why you are so pressed
>>585554558it begins
>>585554491have you been playing from the start? remember when Golshi was busted because she had a 0.25 mid game unique at the start and no one could match an end with that mid game? neouni is 0.45 instead, and she also has a really busted skill called luminesce that gives her 0.35 CURRENT SPEED after activating thirteen skills, so tail held high on drugs she's the new xoguri
>>585552630Is it birria? Honestly surprised TB never tried that before, you basically fry a taco in the same grease you make the consomme to dip in. It's grease on grease
>>585554609I'm defending the right to post any Uma. Crying about what others like without posting your own is cringe.
>>585554074this is very cute to me. the black haired mother with the red haired baby is a nice contrast.
>>585554317400 carats isnt worth betrayal and uncomfy
>>585554636
>>585554609/uma/ is pro JP and pro hololive
>>585554164she is bullied in twitter for this....
>>585554716Half the club betrayed you already by not playing the game
>holocucks ittfaggots
>>585554592>not hating both
>>585554772Kill yourself vtumor
>>585554701no, they're just little burritos with some not so spicy spicy ranch in one side pocket of a little container and crispy bits in the other and you dip the burritos into the sauce and then the crunchy stuff
Speaking of JP umas, I just finished reading Still in Love's story, and I get the appeal now. 10/10 character, would kill myself for.
>>585554704based
>>585554772Why can't we get this instead of a bunch of obese hags?
>>585554164Marebros BTFO'D DaiScafags BTFO'D
October Nine wins Mitaka Tokubetsu at Tokyo
LOVECEN WHEN
>>585554924its weird since cygames literally helped cover with their original vtuber concert tech back in the day
>>585554851Are you retarded or can you not see he already does hate both
Speaking of JP uma I'd really love to marry and fuck Kazusa--uhh I mean GRAND HORSE
>>585554958that was an endurance push from the soul
i'm the only based poster ITT
>>585554958it looked like most of those horses just gassed out. also>brickeyspawn
>>585554984He's not hating ugly designs of feminine umas
>>585554924cyjews doesn't wanna shill for hologram projectors
They asked for obese hags (Japan) and got obese hags (western foids)
I'm I ok with 25,000 carats 100 SP tickets and 1 SSR crystal on SSR Ramonu banner?
>>585552505I got taco bell>>585552678But also stopped by McDonald's
>>585555020can you say something based for me that will make my heart go doki doki he's so based wtf
>>585555078This quite literally only applies to kawakami princess
>>585554989>Blue Cuckhive>>>/r/eddit
>>585555126lmao
>>585555150Man. I could REALLY go for some friends right about now...
>>585555150teiobro...
>>585555126Stop snacking you dumb fuck
>>585555150fatty
>>585555189Stop trying to eat Tama, Oguri
How many hours until Lovcen
>>5855552791
>>5855552791 hour and 20 minutes
>>58555527945 minutes
>>585555160>not Gentildonna >not Almond Eye>not Rudolf Faggot
>>585554989Wasn't going to post the other version, but the schizo is having a melt down.
>>585555242thank you
>>5855552791 hour 20 minutes
>>585555195>>585555267>med fry>mcchicken>burritothat's a regular fast food lunch if you're not a small womanunless you're commenting on fast food in general, which is fair
>>5855552791 hour 40 minutes
>>585554772
I want to make Verxina a single mother
>>585555160
>>585555324Ugly cat
>>585555318I don't even fucking like almond eye but you are one blind mother fucker to call her ugly. Same with Gentildonna. I can maybe give you Rudolf only because of how shit her bangs look in her 3d model
>>585555408get in line
>>585555158full nelson insemination in front of a mirror so you can see the load pumping inside of you
>Japs mentioning Rickey
>>585555368fuark that's so long
>>585555150I thought that image was a federation uniform from gundam because of the thumbnail
>done with chores>took shower>got some snacks readyFuck yeah, it's keiba time.
>>585555270>"What the fuck is he talking abo--"Holy fuck my sides lmao. Talk about freudian slip
>>585555408Marry and raise the child together.
i should eat my entire kitchen and pass out before the race we're all staying up for
>>585555345desu it was that you went to two different fast food places
>>585555279
>>585555436She needs better eyes
>>585555592if im bothering to go out for fast food theres no way im not using a mcdonalds dealjust too cheap
>>585555592I 100% get that point, but man who cares as long as the amount of food is normal?Fries of that size are a small snack at best, and he felt like burrito and a lil burger, so eh.
>>585554661Tamalove's quota is 1 career a day. Apparently that rounds up too because half the club flatlined for the last week with no repercussions.
>>585555570>>585555408>Gentil's onahole
>>585555683oh fuck, i wish fuku would say that
>>585555683Should've declined her offer
>>585555654>>585555676I don't really care, it was just an excuse to post oguri
Villainy status?
>>585555793ugly red uma
>>585555843Fair, yet also gay. Stupid fatty poster
i desire to have romantic and sexual relations with king halo
>>585555843true
>>585555687why should there be repercussions? the free pull flatline wasnt enough to knock them out of A+ and everyone is back now.
>>585554249trevi- what?
Ippei wins Hagi Stakes (Listed) at Kyoto
>>585555967GLORIOUS
>>585555793
>>585555957seks jebaniepierdoleniei inne takie
>>585555967>chudling
>>585555880all food posts are an open invitation for posting the fatty
>>585554873Oh. So probably still healthier for you than actual birria, because I could feel my heart suffer eating the authentic shit. Delicious though
>>585556062>when the duelists forget the 3rd party
>>585556067I mean... I GUESS
>>585555967>Golden Doc Abut what about Golden Doc B?
>>585555878Agree to disagree
>>585554860People forget that Golshi was one of the original vtubers, before the medium blew up
>>585556062if losingwin
Horse racing is way more fun to watch than I thought it would be~!
>>585556108>birriathat stuff got popular around my area in the last couple of years and it is quite tasty but it's also rather messy which I don't like
>>585556357
>>585556357helios. for the last fucking time. stop sleeping in my bed, I can't sleep with a boner sticking between your thighs...
the fire alarm is going off I'm putting ear plugs in and going back to sleep If i die i dieumamusume
>>585556404zoomer mambo...
Do yall think Lovcen is going to do a more pace/front running strategy or a more late/end running strategy?>>585556415Faggot
>lovcen cuck>calling other faggothmmmmmmmmm
>>585556459whoa kita got THOSE sloppy seconds?!?!?
Heart Meteor wins Murakami Tokubetsu at Niigata
>>585556428anon turned into a charcoal colored blob overnight, but there was no fire
>>585556459I hope he goes full niger
my balls are so swollen today I could get a nonny pregnant
>>585556583NOTHING BUT THE FIELD IN FRONT OF HER
>>585554164Only if she's degenerate enough.Otherwise eww no
>>585556587>wins as an onige>becomes the first natural onige that isn't a rabbit 80% of the time and dies on the rest
>red eye vodka
>>585556459it's the kkksho he better go as end
>>585556673Suzuka already existed newfriend
>>585556508I'd argue rooting for the future losers is far more cuck-coded
Is neo universe worth rolling on if I don't plan to rol on any late specialist cards?
Why isn't CDN racing
>>585556825Do you think she's cute?>yesroll>nodon't rollit's really that shrimple
>>585556825yea, she cute
>>58555692695% of all umas are cute and I'm not a whale so it's actually not that shrimple
How long until the KK SHo?
>>585556793>isn't a rabbit 80% of the time
Anons, my trainee is giving me weird eyes
>>585556981Your being poor and weak-willed is not complicated
>>585556889He will in AkiTen
What quotas do the A+ clubs even have?
>>585556825What he said>>585556926
>>585557047And who do they belong to? Are you calling the police?
>>585557063Strangely hostile out of nowhere
>>585556982It's at 1540 japan time
>9 horseswoah just like in my videogames
the scout switched right? im paranoid.
>>585557097Mambwo nyo...
Kreisleriana wins Yamanakako Tokubetsu at Tokyo
>>585557097Mambwo pls dont leave us...
>>585557131You said you're not a whale, and wanting to roll for 95% of umas but not being able to is in fact weak
>>585557194Mambo is A+...
>>585557183absolutely brutal
>>58555698250 minutes>>585557030nta but Suzuka never ran as a rabbit
is it kikuka sho time yet
>>585557153https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2114114781368242655
>>58555709745mil or so a month.
I want Narita Esperanza to win this so bad
>>585557205To each their own, people are allowed "to have fun" in public... but something about seeing cosplayer in random public place always makes me cringe. Doesn't even matter if it's real quality Jap ones, or the avrg dog shit westoid one. Something about it just ticks me off and I think it looks really fucking stupid. Doesn't help that the cosplays tend to be REALLY obvious weird shit, not some subtle outfit that you could think "that's just a dude" if you didn't know what it's from.
>>585557319you can see the gas-out early actually god damn
>>585557278It's pretty soon desu
>>585557219Yeah but we arew always on the brink of A+...
>>585557183>>585557319the chudlings are proc'ing their accels tonight
Kikuka Sho horses weights
>>585557363>I think it looks really fucking stupid.its your weak aura speaking
>>585557097Rice club have 120m per month but by then just do 150m and get your ass into a S club, i'm leaving next month
>>585557319>1 runs as onige>2 procs pulse and nsmKINO
>>585557428Mambnwo no...
>>585557363>>585557424booooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiing get better reply
>>585557112we are playing marbles with them!
>>585557519Dore tore...
>do some pullups>cock gets hard????
Why are we spamming the ugliest Mejiro on cooldown
>>585557598LIVE AND SPREAD
>>585557598THSI GUY LOVE THE PAINHE WANTS TO STRANGLE HIMSELF TO JERK OFF
>>585557391Tazuna's povYou know she's behind youwdyd
>Kyoto turf is 良????
>>585557725sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Dont post boyuma umanko...
>>585557598If you think you're hard now, wait until you start chasing women at night.
can't wait for all the mood downs I'm about to get thrown at me
>>585557725hey i masturbated to that one the other day, its pretty good
>>585557598t. Gentildonna's trainer
>>585557598now imagine if you're a stallion
Kikkuka Sho soon
HOT SPRING TICKET!!Time to Aston the Machan
>>585557097I think uma&co has the lowest quota of 40m and Dacchis the highest quota of 70m
>>585557884Cute short Raisu
>>585557884Fucking idiot villain
>>585557968how many hours?
>>5855580580
>>585557363You have the freedom to have that opinion.Just like how they have the freedom to wear their cosplay.It's simple, you're not weird for having an opinion, nor is the other person weird for liking cosplay
>>585558116How many minutes?
>>585557363>something about seeing cosplayer in random public place always makes me cringeI've started to feel this way about anime. Back then you had to keep the fact that you liked anime super hush hush or else you'd get bullied or whatever but NOW everyone and their mother is wearing anime shit and openly talking about it. I should be happy that you can talk about this stuff freely now and that the newer generations wont have to go through what we did but it ticks me off for some reason.
Meisho Zuiun wins Canopus Stakes (Open) at Kyoto35 minutes to Kikuka Sho
6m or so wait worth it, outfit so much cuter.
>>585558140around 35
>>585558161That one was also great, this has been a really solid kks so far
>>585558161Tomakomai!
>>585558161hey thats the new(to us) uma in that pedigree. and a great showing too.
Kikuka Sho paddock right nowSomeone prepare a new bread
is it just doghos again or is there a better feed for the race
>>585558148Nah, I get it. Just gotta be careful, or you might sound like a faggot ass hipster about it. Something something the retarded masses talking about a thing you really enjoy, except they (probably) don't care as much as you do about it.>>585558129Well said, I'm proud of you! A shame this has to be pointed out to be people in 2026.
7 and i masturbate to cum fast4 and i goon for hours0 and i stay pure
>>585558210Horse Bruce Lee...They call him Bruce Hoofhttps://youtu.be/fEey7FgfqYQ?
>>5855582937 and Lovcen winsAny other number and the triple crown dream dies here
>>5855583237 and you dont fap until december
>>585558338>8
>>585558259a battle to the end, how wonderful~
>>585558309use VPN (firefox has one built-in) for official JRA stream on youtube
>>5855583387 and he wins by daisai
>>585558373>firecuckLOL
>>585558293I'm on it
>>585558423Who's that uma on the top left
Reminder that if Lovcen wins then his jockey will be the first in JRA history to conquer both Triple Crown and Triple Tiara
Do you get free pulls on Ramonu banner release?
>>585558323rerolling, but this 7 means you masturbate by pegging yourself
https://jiggie.fun/K3L5_8https://jiggie.fun/K3L5_8https://jiggie.fun/K3L5_8
>>585558459yeah 120
>>585558459you get 120
LongKINO soon
>>585558459yeppers, 100
>>585558452masball>>585558458also for trainer Sugiyama
>>585558492>>585558496If I flatline for 12 days, do I get 240 pulls?
>>585558459yessu, but you have to flatline for 6 days this time to have all 120 rolls to be on her banner sine they're splir 60/60 between supoka and uma
>>585558452
already ate my snacks
UMASUMI YOU DISGUSTING FREAKS!See ya fuck boys tomorrow! ENJOY TURNING BACK THE TIME EUROFAGS
>>585558534reserve pulls are only for Christmas week
>>585558323How about 7 and you stop being a freak you freak. Please pray to shiraoki tonight to help you with your unfortunate blight
>>585558534no
>>585558534
>>585558323wrong. 7 and goon to GWAudios
Mozu Nana Star wins Lumiere Autumn Dash (Listed) at Niigata
>>585558370Feng shui isn't real
huh...thanks?
>>585558580stay up a bit longer you're gonna miss keibakinoumasumi otherwise
>>585558708>>585558708>>585558708kikuka bread
>>585555324she owe me sex
>>585558724I would but I'm not enough into hons racing to really care, sadly. Thanks tho.Umasumi, fatty!
>>585558459>>585558567So am I fine with 30000 carats 100 tickets and 1 unlock crystal?
>page 5i'm not posting in that
>>585558801for a coin flip of getting to 1LB, sure. no way in hell you're getting her MLB'd in one spark. if you do, then good for you, but explode
>>585558801yeah. 80+120 free on ramonu wit, 200 only ancestor
>>585557428150m isn't enough for S bwo
