pink sauce editionprevious >>585326425
delicious allergy juice
great now im craving something i barely remember
i didnt have my kid til i was 30 which is also how old i am now
im a fighter lvl 36 in maple
yea it was just like that and you got a cool spoon
im 30 and barren
when i think of pink sauce i think of ground up raw chicken(https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Raw_chicken) from how its made that they use to make macdonald chicken nuggets
>>585631059should i watch bubblegum crisis whilst motherload mining
idk what that is why are you asking me
dont reply to my wifes ops
*leaps across a rooftop gap*
im scared of heights so i dont participate in agility
you could play skullball theres no heights in that
20 minutes. games room still empty
they moved the games room games to the ge check there
me i do power lifting and it usually doesnt involve heights except when i have to use the back extension machine thats really scary
that machine looks ridiculous
ive been considering doing box step-ups which is agilityesque
its really really scary it makes me feel like im gonna tumble out and fall flat on my face
splat _
im going to go make some buldak with a to be decided protein addition post your suggestions below
tuna is my protein of choice lately
egg
change of plans im going to cook up some goodles
what are goodles
my girl making spaghetti lets fucking go
arent those the things on turkey necks
its so sad that nobody likes me someone else got a happy birthday but i got forgotten you were supposed to never forget
idk i got them from my wfm surprise bag its like noodles make with chick peas
did you tell us it was your brithday because i dont have you in my osg calendar i only have pm eg 911g and myself i think
dont be so self centered maybe u should have a better birthday
you put yourself in your birthday calendar?
do not do that theyre trying to social engineer your password
yes otherwise i might forget since no one else ever remmemers........
whens my birthday
I should get a calendar
idk when
no i mean when did i ask
idk either i think it was a couple months ago but maybe its in a couple months from now its all so confusing
do you still have me in your birthday calendar its the date of the marco polo bridge incident
i have a simpsons tear off calendar i got for christmas some number of years ago that you can have i left off on may 30th i hope thats alright
im a libra
no i told you i wasnt going to be doing any other cyptic birthdays after the st patricks day one
due to the risk of social engineering my password i only tell people my birthday after they have enough investment in our relationship such that i can be fairly sure they wouldnt compromise it by trying to hack me
i dont believe in marco or polo or bridges
i never give websites my shoot birthday just my kayfabe one that way i can give my friends my shoot one without fear
is a shoot birthday something americans do when they get their first gun like a baptism
my birthday is 1/1/2001
>>585636140nigger you don't have your birthday in your password
your friends could still do identity theft and ruin your credit score with that info
we dont do social credit scores at my house
my credit score is 758
>>585636534what do you do at your house and what if you did it over at mine instead
you guys dont realize anyone who has your name can reasonably and freely dox you at any time yet it never happens
it happened to me
i had a large barge with a radio antenna tower on it
it doesnt really matter where your house is someone can still take out a credit card in your name and fuck you severely if they gain enough of your personal information
all the info they need to do that is available on google for free
not at my house you need proof of income for a credit card
this is just like in the office when dwight says identity theft is not a joke jim bahaha
you did not have a barge
they were playing the office when i got my nails done on the weekend and michael left and youd never believe who they got to replace him haha
why do they call it income when you come out of in
man the office got so bad when jim left and that was like season 2 or 3 the rest completely sucks especially the last few seasons legit garbage tv
jim was still there in these episodes that were on at the salon season 7
bahahahaha
jim halbert lol
i mean when he left scranton and the new characters got introduced like his brown gf and andy bernard etc from then on it sucked
in high school a female friend of mine told me i reminder her of jim from the office and so i said something like "what the fuck do you think im supposed to do with that information you fucking retard" and she didnt talk to me anymore
damn thats crazy
my mum didnt let me watch the office it was too crass
i dont have a telly on account of not paying for the loicnse
i download my tv off piratebay
for me i get my tv off btn and my films off ptp
pairing the goodles with a calamari tomato sauce
>>585637462loool
for me i get my tv off btn and my movies off kaleidescape
ive got a computah plugged into my tv so i can just watch computer on tv but i want to change the os on the tv itself so that its more of a dumb screen and not a smart tv
before you know it computahs will have rights too and you wont be able to go around lobotomizing them
my computers into watersports she keeps asking me to pee on her
well im lobotomising the smart tv not the computah but i do also want to lobotomise the computah and change it to some linux instead of windows because it keeps asking me to sign into fucking onedrive i dont want to sign into onedrive stop asking oh my godd
wish i could get invited to btn or ptp
how smart does a smart tv need to be before its basically a computer
6 7 lol
they run android they are basically a phone which is basically a computer
>>585638907rsn?
i dont understand the point of private trackers because everything ive ever had to download has been on piratebay
I fucking hate it when you people do this.
why what did i do
>>585639102slap your bald ahh head about it nigga
who let dwight in the thread bahaha
one time i needed a gregg araki movie that i couldnt get off pirate bay but i just got a twitter oomf to email it to me
>>585639245lol
only overlords can invite on btn and i am but a master
im usually a stanly but rex just dropped my dragon axe so im feeling like a micheal rn
im a jim i think cause im sexy
im creed
i dont think jim is that sexy hes just tall
he dropped another axe on the very next kill that seems statiscly unlikely
im pretty much the pam of osg
ive never watched the office it seems like the millenial normiecore show all the foids watch so and im a zoomer so i dont watch it
i only watch it on mute at the nail salon but i am guilty of viewing other millenialslop like parks and rec
im the ron swanson of osg -_-
jim is definitely sexy and your feeble brain isnt factoring in the personality alongside the appearance
im the william carlos williams of osg
im the meriipu of osg
im the rivers cuomo of osg
omg 2 of my oomfs are on the same world do you think theyre edating
yes i bet tehyre talking about you too
maybe there raiding :o
red aura uim can you confirm this do you know my other oomf and are you gossiping about me
i just care about stacking paper to the ceiling and riding on 22 inch chrome
actually scratch that ive just seen what my other oomf is doing on jebscape and i dont think red aura uim is doing that content atm it might just be a coincidence
i saw them doing a discord sleep call together too
>>585642223Nah they're talking about you behind your back
lol ive just secured a really good bait post locked and loaded in the chamber should the opportunity to use it arises
rsn idea: blue bartany feedback appreciated
hes blue because moe didnt fall for his prank call for once
boy i sure hope someone doesnt post some bait
how about we post bate instead with audio
instead of rsn ideas can we do wfn ideas
instead of rsn ideas or wfn ideas can we post getting me in a discord edate call with my loml ideas
well whats your dsn
what does wfn mean ill do it
youre supposed to discord call first youre doing it all out of order
yeah its a bit of a weird situation since weve met already irl at runefest see
wfn is wow forever name
hungry af. grub moves? im having spaghetti later
wfn idea: heywood jablome
my goodles turned out great
i dont like the word goodles there i said it
i want to meet my loml but neither of us went to runefest so im not sure how to proceed
sorry but i feel we should be focusing on my loml since i brought it up first
okay fine does she loml you back
you could meet in a neutral zone like bosnia and herzegovina assuming neither of you live there
it might be a weird word but they taste alright
i dont think she wants to go to bosnia or hertzegovnia
no she doesnt live in bonsai and if i knew that i wouldnt be here plotting now would i
we dont fw fake countries
well have you tried talking to her and expressing your intentions i think you should also watch pride and prejudice 2005
what city is the capital of osrs
ok ill put it on the backlog and watch it wednesday maybe and no i havent now im no expert but i feel like a confession like that needs a bit more buildup thance a runefest encounter
theres no capital of the whole world thats not how it works
not yet
me and my loml just spent several weeks sending each other obvious hints back and forth until one of us broke and made the other confess directly
is Gielinor flat?
new mombasa is like the capital of the whole world in halo
well gielinor isnt flat nor a halo its a globe and it doesnt have a capital
is that like a new delhi old delhi situation
they just opened a new deli down the street
or new south wales and old south wales
i miss d3s ds and ls and rs
im doing update a server and im listening nothing and im retarded yes
P.G.C we serve Pop Girl Chic
yess mama pop that pussy
whos coming to my 95 magic party tomorrow and whos coming to my 95 magic party tomorrow (different account)
depends who else is going and who else is going
holy smokes
>>585647037
wow were almost like evil twins haha youve got 2 pets ive got 2 seeds in the same kc
hardcore servers without xp boost..so just like normal world?
I forgot how comfy questing wasmaking a new account was a very good choice
>>585647406what you want me to call them a retarded nigger faggot instead
i dont think im ugly
just beasted @ loona isle lol iykyk
>>585647667wuddup gaynas
why is your client tall
weve been over this already idk what u mean its actually pretty small compared to my total screen size
anything taller than 720 is trolling
>>585648185probleme?
Comin' out of my cage and I've been doin' just fineGotta, gotta be down because I want it all
your significant other let you out of your chastity cage early? lucky. mine is making me wait till the start of november.
i started no guam november one month early
ive had to increase how often i do herb runs as a result of the training in the strength skill ive been doing
i want to start leveling strength again now that i am rsdating i want to be able to carry her in raids
I remember when we had a board game meetup at burthropre or the ge I forgot where like 1 or 4 years ago and like people were struggling with the line box game it was comfy
just saw one of my longtime oomfs from the baltics joined a trans clan on templeosrs :/
>saved rc and agi for last like a retard>just hit 92 in bothI don't think I'm going to make it
6 million really isnt a lot you know quit being a baby and im not just saying that cause im a holocaust denier i really mean it i could get 6 million agility xp in a week if i wanted to same with rc infact rc is even quicker
im trying the ocellus simulatorhow the fuck are you suppose to do p3 without being brewed down to shit
very carefully
>>585650753post stats
>>585650928my rsn is yidzy
>>585650928
ok what is king roald up to in the new quest wtf
didnt know the rs community was so pro israel. Am Yisrael Chai
my friend from catholic school who reverted to islam to marry a palestinian lass is xeeting about being a single dad and he has a pride emoji in his bio now
that friend from catholic school's rsn? papamichael
lula W
>>585651017How do I unlock that skill?
I need to request a permit from the Australian government to travel to the Heard Island and McDonald Islands.
is mcdonalds island the american embassy lol
>>585651735watch eyes wide shut
>>585651030ronald mcdonald is secertly a majarrat or something
got a nice ring to it
when the fuck did they nerf the exp for reddit houses
loml logged out so theres no point in me being online anymore bye
im not sure i like the water in the 117 it just looks like cum, also theres no ripples for boats or the ducks, fluid physics isnt that hard
anyone doing zmi besides me
im doing rooftop agility
i fucked up
the pixar grandpa?
>>585648367lol
hello
hi there. idk if u meant me but hi
can you guys come play maplestory classic
im a girl and no
i have to go to the gym and then go to a zoom call so i dont have time to play maplestory classic
i would but i need my 18 hours of sleep per day
Does anyone have any questions?
The guy above me does
nigga i dont want a hear about the other nostaglia slop mmos idc about maplestory or wow rebootsliterally snca
i dont know why your tummy hurts. any other questions? im always honest
um i have a question
go ahead
the what now
never mind it was probably a stupid questikn
what did you eatand to the other question asker i legit dont know the answer cause i dont know what those things are so i am sorry. best i can guess is yes women fall for mens tricks a lotno such thing as a stupid question
maybe the ham was poisoned
its the iced coffee i believe
i really hope the ham was not poisoned my next question is am i gonna be okay
youll be fine by tomorrow be sure to drink water
okay thanks i love you
i love you as well after all its the 22nd sunday after pentacost
is that a dao thing
its pronounced pentecost
no thats a thing i saw in the church pamphlet today not dao, but i am the dao poster idk how you knew
is that like a pentakill
why were you looking in a church pamphlet did you go to mass
i didnt know churches had pamphlets i thought thats what preachers were for
i go to church every sunday
do you tithe
yep
i think the pamphlets have the words for the songs so you can sing along with the priest
thats right it has the outline for church as well as what lines you say in bold and whats goin on as far as songs and stuff go
i used to wash dishes in the church basement
if i may offer my own opinion i dont think theyre incompatible and i also think many /lit/izens are retarded
im a litizen of the church of mary jane
lmao
damn thats lit af
2nd time ive tried to recover my OG miniclip runescape account that has retarded recovery questions only to get rejected immediately even though im positive i have the address and one answer righthate u gagek
i dont really notice the subtitles but thinking about it made me realise i havent been turning them on for the current show with my rsgf id better apologise
thats okay i was just interested in what you had to say thanks for your answer and im now out of questions for the time being
this imbued heart is just not dropping do you guys know any cool rituals to improve my rng?
i like to do a little dance
post cock
wear those jester shoes from that fremmenik quest their best rng boost in game
i wanna unalive myself but dont worry about me im too much of a wuss to actually go through with it
the best way to make yourself feel better is to do something nice for someone else is there like a nice text you could send someone to make their day
alright
i miss the rage
>>585659562they're*
dead thread the aion 2 wowf fudder was right
>>585661607
anytime osg picks up steam the janny bans everyone so we go back to one post per hour
based janny
yea watch out theres pkers
>>585661721
found some osrs chud cord on xitter and i was like ok im a chud ill apply and on their application they ask for your xitter and if its "lame youre not getting in" they dont even ask for your rsn and they make you say nigga on the application to prove that youre a chud like these bitches too pussy to say nigger lmao anyway i didnt apply because clearly theyre safe edgy 2026 redditors who think that saying nigga in every xeet makes you a tough guy
im not scared of pkers never have been never will be i just turn protect item off and on and then im safe
why does my game not render other shtiters when theres a bunch of people in one spot, this is 2027 please
yeah so to fix the chaos altar and make it viable for prayer leveling they should make it so that noted items are treated as one item costing the combined value so that when you get pkd by 3rdies you dont lose 200m in superior dbones and if you carry only like 500 bones per run then with all the banking itd prolly just be slower than poh altar and that makes no sense and the brownoid who kills you still gets like 25 superior dbones so thats like 500k annd he should be more than happy
this. is. sparta!!!
>>585662278>Option 1: Carry less bones>Option 2: Defend yourself against pkers>Option 3: Be ready to hop worlds the moment a pker pops up on your screenHope this will help you in your adventures fellow scaper!
>>585663442im already 99 prayer just tryna fix whats broken
>>585662278
my tummy feels better after training strength in osrs
>>585661946That's a lot of words to say "I was too pussy to scream NIGGER in game"
did my toon get pkd
is the easist way to bait chuds into skulling up is to wear the troon flower crown?
jagex should make the next league start in the wildy for shiggles
>>585663925your fuckup of a dad
wildy start would immediately devolve into spawn camping
i dont think jd would be askers.giffing pointless reddit discussions thats the stuff he spends time salivating over
>>585665581i had to say it in a discord application not in game, theyre prolly too scared to say it in game too
my laptop broke 7 days
i cant wait till i get home to pass the time in my poh alone
a haiku for you in this trying time:pkd unjustly 7 days my laptop brokelaptop broke one week
merii wanst a cracker
>that osger who needs to take a smoke break after bork for the 5th time in the 2 hour session
i miss my nigga karadoc
whys that rsn familiar is that a book character or something
back when i was still a smoker i used to smoke at my computer, i wonder how i didnt get brain damage from asphyxiation cuz i never opened windows during the cold winters so id sit in cig smoke for months
the dadcord minecraft server was literally just an ip grabber
oh no silly boys dont grab my ippy eek
585661979he says, too scared to say anything without hiding it in "on topic" language lmao
whats off topic about the protect item prayer
either dont put no number or just quote this is so cringe to just put the full number
u guys smoke that shit or na
nah it gives me schizophrenia
im too lazy to go to the grand exchange to buy weeds even though its across the street from where i buy pizza item
wow i didnt even realize how close i am to 80 smithing haha maybe ill get it next week
for me close means like within an hour
i consume it as a tincture and it only gives me mild schizophrenia
thats 2k xp im much further than that sorry for disappointing you
im a blessed guy but i got bad vibes
just how blessed are you ahaha can you post a video of your blessing shooting with audio hahaa
>I dont like what are you saying so you must be monkeytypical chud cope
had to pull out of d3k she had to poo
>In this intermediate challenge against Pete, he will function as an average opponent you'd find out in the Wilderness!Yeah fucking right Jesus this shit is awful
reached the bottom of my bottomless compost bucket ;_;
start picking watermelons helmie
ive several thousand already
selling tfa boosts 10m/kc
>>585673802unironically a good price if you will also hop on vc and give me tips
nty you do ba tho?
ive never done ba and at this point i am too scared to try it
ba is easy just read the guide
doing: picking flaxlistening: The 2006 K2 Disaster
what are the first 56 pages
>>585674625can you link the full guide ploz
>>585674869>>585674867https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EPLL-cakjmoFwYGnwdVhcPj6MRC6o8H4kt1896oqah0/idk if itll work but the guide is public in the casual ba discord if you really want to read it
is that link safe to click
>>585674625thought this was a ventrilo server
Det är det enda ni gör på dagarnaNi sitter i det där Ventrilo och spelar BA
i have to choose between buying more honeycrisp apples and paying for membership....
you could try and find some apple trees to forage from
apple more like zapple
scrumping apples is illegal
hell seger
scrumping
scrump this 8=====>
watch partying the new illit song on the dadcord
Can someone make an OSRS version of this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-QaODOXcTU
>>585674625ba is easyfinding a team capable of doing a clear is not
can you fish in someone elses poh cuz if not it wont be funny
>>585676651i got my entire elite diary done with randoms on the ba world, it really wasn't bad at all
make your own rsmv lazy bitch
>>585676736maybe an elf being pissed that youre fishing here
establishing warp vector....*warps away*
and just like that shes gone
ummm set phasers to stun
if youre a female then show me your pussy otherwise dont waste my time
>>585674625 (bait)>readyea you should learn to read the part where it says beginner unless you are trying to hunt the pet by boosting torsos. KYS
my freaking hot water heater is broken how am i supposed to shower aaaahh
close your eyes and think of england
whats wrong with it
the heater thingy broke
>olm spams burn with me 6x over the course of the raidwhy is this a fucking thing 40 unavoidable damage
youve got to learn to flame skip dear
whys your words pukey
what if ever time you were burned you said flame on!
>>585679871olm isnt hard to keep in cycle hes just hard getting in cycle when hes spamming bullshit and then decides to do the stupid teleport when im just getting setup
>Rondache chan already at 30mI need to revise me 20-30m estimate, this sht is lightbear tier. All the way to sub 5m in under 6 months.
why are you speaking like a pirate
>>585680630Who are you responding to arggg
>small duel crossbow uses regular onyx bolt tipswhere the fuck am i gonna use this? its almost 6m an hour to use
6m/hr is nothing to me thats like breathing air
>>585683548show me your 3rd age pick stack
same like buying a packet of fags
sorry two of them are in cold storage
I have not logged on since my few attempts at the raid when it dropped I just dont have the energy
i dont smoke fags (uk) not because i couldnt afford it but it just seems very faggy (us) to do so you get me like youre basically perfoming fellatio on the fag and then ontop of that if youre smoking outside a pub youd prob get some hobos coming up to go going like oi mate can i bum a fag off you like jfc i couldnt no im straight
>>585683350The onyx tips were just put in as a meme.
>>585684506uim?
>>585684859not an uim I just have 90 combat
>>585684959You just reminded me that pures aren't allowed inside.
the only hard part of the raid is ocellus 3 and 4
>>585685007just wait until rendi finds a way to noclip into the raid like he did with morytania
ive said it before ill say it again. at konar shouldnt be able to block monsters but instead she should block locations
>>585685007well it let me enter so there is that
ive said ive said it before and ill say it again before but ill say ive said it before and ill say it again again
be honest are you cheating whores who post in other game generals or are you loyal to osg
>>585685928osg is my lolg rebound
nothing wrong with crossposting
i want to do raids but i want to polietly tell my helmie friend his gears too shit what do i do
ive looked for other generals but none of them have been for me
telling someone that theyre gear is shit is polite enough are you retarded
do you want to raid with me i have full bis minus the new gear from the raid but i have 0 kc
i hate chambers i thought it was only gonna get better after cg
>>585679843>6xidk what kinda raid and setup but normally I'd expect to see it maybe 2 times on average, is it a gear/stats issue or a method issue?>>585680090Olm has 3 specs (4 in last phase), one of which is the teleport, and he does one special every 4 attacks. So you are seeing a teleport every 12/16 * 4 ticks (olm speed) = 28.8/38.4 seconds. Getting him into cycle should only require you to tank 2 attacks from him, so 2/12 or 2/16 chance that one of the attacks is the teleport. If you see any of the other special attacks, you know which one comes nextcrystals -> lightning -> teleport (-> heal on last phase)= skill issue
>>585687394its every 4? wtf
i dont mind being meriipus rebound at least im something
about to start 5 elite cluescrolls ill update you all when im done
>>585687486Yes, the "idle" attack is counted in this. If you have olm setup to the 4:1 cycle, if you stood still and facetanked him, he would doattack (1) - special (2) - attack (3) - idle (4)which looks like he is doing a special every 2 attacks, but really there is a 4 tick pause between attacks 3 and 1 in the list.
>>585687727i dont do 4:1 because the specials piss me off
i thought 4:1 wasnt possible with a 5tick weapon anyways (fang)
>>585687749the intention with 4:1 is that you tank a hit on attack 3, hit olm for free during idle (4), and turn his head for attacks 1 and 2, avoiding an attack and the special>>585687804you can but you "miss" a tick, getting 15 ticks of damage on a 16 tick cycle. This is why dps calcs might have a 15/16 checkbox or setting. 3:1 scythe is a dps increase over 4:1 lance but 3:1 fang probably isn't. This is why "world scythe" or "scythe camp" exist, to not miss any ticks.
can someone lend me a tbow ill give it back tomoz x
sorry my tbow has alot of sentimental value attached to it i cant give it away do you want a scythe instead
yeah ill have it x just need it for a screenshot
>>585688196there is a fashion/transmog plugin that lets you do things like change your bronze pickaxe to look like a scythe if you wanna practice in entry tob
if u wanna be my oomfieyou gotta post with the girlspks dont last foreverthreadfun never ends
7 days is basically forever
thats why you use protect item and youre free again after like 15 minutes
#stackupdate #5completed #0sailingsteps
open the stack please please please please please
no im saving the stack for my birthday bonanza 200m agility stream
what days that i might be busy
if you really loved me youd clear the calendar
so why cant i play roony in a browser no more
>>585689807you need a browser plugin to embed java
it kicks my bf off maple story when i red x so i have to wait until hes offline before i can hop worlds on our shared account im sick of talking like this fuck jannies (osrs)
i just use gnome glider mode
well that only works for mobile players
one option is talking to shantay
I just got to phase 3 ocellus with some randoms.
>>585690986getting to phase 3 is easy doing p3 is extremely difficult since everyone needs to be competent at tanking ocellus
i planked at bork
at least with raids 4 being close to the tears of guthix teleport i will wont miss tears for a while
its dumb that ocellus p1 and p2 are distinct "phases" when they are nobrainers after the first time, and p3 which consists of 2 totally different movesets is one "phase"
She's kind of hot
i just took a freaking cold shower im so cold now im shivering wont somebody come warm me up
are you loml no i dont think so she doesnt post here i dont think so no i wont
>>585692025>shehas a penis
even better
ha gay
>>585691504Yeah but now I can say I have phase 3 experience when looking for my next group.
i saw alot and i mean ALOT of transgirls at runefest maybe you should go next year if thats youre thing
dont brag were not all rich like you
>>585692220She presents really well
trans girls are like tea theyre better when theyre inside u
or maybe you're just gay
im half gay
>>585692025her breast size? im guessing FF
>>585693026>her
nah that breastplate mogs all tranoids into oblivion, those are some ripe milkers. Shame about the tat though
wow this is actually crazy ive got 27 dark totems on my main and now that im done with my 95 magic grind on the alt ive got 27 dark totems on there too what are the odds
ACUTALLY NEVERMINDAfter doing a little more homework and diving deeper into the subject, 300 million years of evolution are telling me that THIS is a man. I retract my previous posts.
we can always le tell
Our girl did a really good job on her rack. Why do real women end up botching but she can figure it out?
Early morning spoons is leng. There's nothing quite like getting a Full English with a pitcher of Blue Lagoon before pulling some tart for a daytime shag. Everyone there rejects societies standards and does what they want so it's like a meeting of Chads.
>>585693868camera tricks, lighting, and filters.
wow slayer with only dance alts freaking sucks i thought goading pots could replace a lure alt but no way yose
what is a girlfailure
loml is a girlfailure i think so i guess just try to imagine my loml but not your loml ofc but similar
stupid fucking freak virgins so pussy starved yall trooned out
niggers complain when I mention ticks but then say things like>loml is a girlfailure i think so i guess just try to imagine my loml but not your loml ofc but similarand expect me to know what the hell they meant
if were pussy starved why are you the one posting porn that doesnt make sense
>>585694797>what is a girlfailureA retard, how do you fail as a foid?
sneed, freak
>male nursenah if i ever get a male nurse pull that mf plug shit ova wit
>>585695136>isnt baldthis isnt a runescape player
>get to p3all the tbow bondies fucking died and im the last one to live tanking with a zombie axe, come on bros it if you are not the one tanking p3 should be easy
do you want to borrow my tbow why are you zombie axing
>>585686101kill yourself
>>585695531
>>585692592>>585692220bigguns
nigga that's not hardmodealso kinda rude to spoil it
just dont look at it if youvent done it
are there any guides for solo tfa yet?surely half the youtubers were able to solo it within the first week i can start doing solos without group experience once the mechanics are understood more throughly
>last unique was 1 month agoi dont feel so good bros
if someone was nechrayoinking on my world theyd be making mad dosh im not gonna lie but no seriously im glad they didnt if i saw some pablomiguel86 picking up my trash id probably hop
how hard would it be to make a clanker that just throws chins at helmie nech and dust devil stacks
>>585695879you have to do tick eating so its impossible to solo
>>585696062assuming there is good visual indication tick eating is easier than most real mechanics
in 2026 its very easy just ask claude/chatgpt to make a runelite plugin that gives coordinates of whatever you want to click on on the screen and then a pyautogui script that gets those coords and clicks them
>>585696117this is literally just not true lol
there is literally nothing in the entire game that trains you to tick eat and dont tell me the pete shit is tick eating
well there's nothing in the game that teaches the derivative of x but i managed to learn that
>>585696170mad angel has a mage attack where you have to flick your prayer on at the right tick. this is fundamentally the same as tick eating, its just prayer instead.sol also has this mechanic, but just a worse executed version of it.
>>585696280(cont.) the issue with tick eating is that its only used on mechanics that oneshot you. meaning you have to execute PERFECT ticks otherwise you instantly lose all progress in the raid so far. assuming its being done in raids. its too unforgiving which is why its a shit mechanic and fagex is retarded for forcing you to do it if you want to solo.
>>585696169>>585696390i guess the risk is high but the mechanic itself is not difficult, you just wait for the indication and then click you foodtake hunlef for example, everyone uses tick eats there to conserve food
id rather redemption flick than try to tick eat at hunleff
>>585696672problem is that the "indication" for when to tick eat is case-by-case. and when a mechanic is case-by-case like this it is usually more lax (usually in damage), but tick eating inherently kills you if you fail, so experimentation is punished to the point of deterence.it is a retarded "mechanic".
>>585695879tickeat guardian laser beam, venator/chin the root on ocellus>>585696170bloat stomp is easy tickeatverzik yellow bomba is easy tickeatsotetseg deathball is a bit harder than the 2 above for me but not too hard, I get it most of the time
the state property video is from like a year ago but only now popped off 4 some reason
>>585696390>fagex is retarded for forcing you to do it if you want to solo- you don't 100% have to tickeat archive guardian as the beam will not oneshot you if you are the only one alive (hits like 80 so waste of supplies)- solo is not intendedThe real issue here is the low amount of group mechanics, jagex should have added more group stuff (see tob) if they didn't intend to make a solo raid.
i literally saw a guy animation stall then eat to avoid the laser damage
so does he waste 5 inventory slots on the items for the animation stall to save 1 dose of brew or how does he do it
he did some sort of emote or something
must be rockcake
uri transform and spamclick food? lolwaste of dps though, if you can you should tickeat with a guthix rest or suchalternatively you could probably prayer regen + redemption + locator orb it
in-office today wish i was at home running zmi
>>585697535my biggest issue with group content and fagex is that you can easily design group content but then bandaid a solo mode on top. lets say theres a mechanic where atleast two players have to stand atop something, in that case a solo player has to bring pet rock and drop it on one of the things and then go stand on the other. but no they are too lazy and retarded and faggoted
>>585697868I don't think there is a need for a bandaid solo mode if the group mechanics are good. The group mechanics in tfa aren't good, dd to split damage and WEW you can't free yourself from the root because of reasons even though you can attack just fine otherwise.
niggas u all retarded shut da HELL up
im still mad that all we get from olaf quest 2 is literally garbage graceful set 15 and niggas still demanding for pink graceful
how many graceful sets could mod Light fit in her ass
do you want me to ask her shes my oomf on the everything app
Any good Cleric dps builds out there?
>>585695881what drop are you after?
should i sell my 2nd tbow and 2nd scythe for an obligator
>>585699229rigour and doom boots mostly
>toa is the worst raidi have literally not heard a good explanation of why this is other than the invocation system being pretty botched
>>585699435every boss except wardens sucks balls and i cant even complete it on australian worlds because a tiny bit of server lag wipes you at skulls
cox sucks more
i suck cox
yes I would like to know the answer
skulls has no business needing that level of tick perfectness
>>585700642same with tick eating
>>585700642it's only a thing in solo + you can do the lazy version where you hit most of them and then skip
>>585700642>>585701771also you don't have to do insanityalso you are allowed to miss a tick or 2 even in solo
this is a disaster omg fml i dont know what to do
third shit of the day by 9:30am
wait nvm i figured it out
>you can emberlight xarth and jelly to make them not do damagei smell a nerf coming
how many emberlight specs does it take? it might be a cheese strat but does it matter if it's slow as fuck
If I was lost here, would it be better?If I just can't go back to that day, yeahI'm hoping hopes for another chance to be coming backI'm hoping hopes for another chance to stay or run away
making mud from my undercarriage into the commode rn
this old school runescape player still makes prepots the traditional way
why would you not own a chugger on a bondie
dont like em
wow i should join oblivion pvm im about to do a sub 60 inferno surely thats better than 95% of the cheesecapers that they have there
I think my main issue is that as one of the three core gathering skills, mining has always been really, really weak in that regard. Mines are ALWAYS the furthest from banks. Mines are ALWAYS the most annoying to get to. Mines are ALWAYS the slowest to gather from. Mines are ALWAYS the most affected by competition. How the hell is Jagex going to address so many awful things at once without breaking something?
3t4g was a mistake and we all suffer every day for it
>>585692592https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1793025792280706.mp4
yayy
>>585709778thats a lot of freaking zuk dude what the jcjk
i think im about to switch up on my day 1s
>>585709778thats pretty good i wish i had one whole inferno clear
i have three zuk kc and i thought that was a lot dunno how you ppl manage it
>>585709967rsn?
i cant believe its monday again
Doing: AFKing at crab and about to start the farm run cycles to later farm out points in Mastering Mixology.Also recently started foot pedal ardy knights Watching: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mImFz8mkaHoHonestly not really feeling it. The characters are annoying, but I respect the animation quality so will continue watching.
doing: greater demon tasklistening: Martin Shkreli Goes Through Anthropic’s S-1 | Dario Is Worth $100 Billion?
am i doing something wrong why wont this fuckin squid beak drop ive cut up like 4000 of them
take me to snurch
just gave my toon a makeover 1 of my 4 accounts looked different than the other 3 we dont like that we like confirmity
fuck my worthless chud incel life my oomfie has a new egirl who shows feet i cant compete with that thats a friend gone
ok so im not active but i've been watchin streams, it's kinda funny that everyone started doing the right side bosses on TFA but now they're all doing the left side onesanyway, are the drops from that place good elsewhere? havent heard much about that apart from obviously the piety upgrade, but like any of the other items are they BiS or being used at other places w/ good results? where?
hope you girls got your new finalmouse they sold out quick this time you wouldnt want misclick in a tfa and embarrass yourself in front of all the boys
trying to buy some gear in maple is hard AF
loml is online i wonder what shes doing
gay homo of a game giving me shitty claws instead of actual good items fuck
i have to decide which rsns i want tomorrow i have a few really good ones but i need to settle on the top 3
i have no good ones if you can spare one
what are the rsns if theres any kpop ones in the list i can share my expert opinion on which are skip or keep
>>585727025i dont like getting candy corn on halloween either but it's tradition
ok one of the rsns i was thinking of is Stan Loona another one is Wet Kitty and im not usre if i want to say the other rsns yet they are going to be hot commodities
heres my list of good rsn's:kittypopxdluvcatsrawrgirlpup
different game im talking about the rsns in the presave tomorrow
>>585727640>>585727025ITS THAT EZ
i dont use finalmouse slop i only use custom 3d printed mice
>>585727025>>585728071?
for me its chinese clones
>>585728320NIGGER
>>585728347I'm also a bondie :^)
fugg
hmm stan loona would be an iconic rsn one for the history books as it were since they paved the way ill have to vote for that one
What if your RSN was stan runey instead though
it is full moon once again and you know what that means
this runey girl is going to have an uncrustable and a zero sugar root beer for lunch with some amethyst mining on the side
werwe wol,ves..
wish i had a werewolf bf #teamjacob
Personally I think RS3 is in its final years. Game is just boring as shit. OSRS is boring but at least we can pretend like the grind matters over here.
werewolves suck because they dont get to be immortal though
yea but theyve got knots
its funny how jagex has to wait years between pieces of groupslop content because otherwise it would fail its polls
whys that funny
>>585730343its funny in like a sardonic way
whats sardoco got to do with anything
i unironically enjoy agility and the mage training arena
im going to take a shower now
can i see
currently on my drake slayer task listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6eK-2OQtew&list=RDT6eK-2OQtew&start_radio=1whats up with you?
I decided not to play hardcore main worlds. It's just streamer slop that will die out in a few months. Waste of dev time, again.
>>585731351nigga what dev time
alright i got the 3 rsns im reserving tomorrow officially locked in ill probably get them all even though theyre literally all like probably equivalent of 50b rsns
can you come up with three more for me please
are you one of my oomfies i can pm you so they stay private
I really do think plugins were a mistake. Why do people need to optimize the fun out of games.
i only use plugins to make afk tasks more afk i barely use any plugins for active gameplay so maybe you could take my strategy and just not use them
yea im youre oomfie your choomfie you can pm me anytime :D
It's a shame that main is unplayable garbage once you play an iron. You know, because main was ruined by the GE and bonds and anyone who says otherwise fundamentally misses what makes an MMO good. Main COULD be good but Redditors ruined it.
quest helper should be banned but no one is ready for that convo
you are not a vibe gng
>>585733893I unironically agree. Sloppa plugin that removed actually playing the game. Even if you use the wiki and spacebar at least you have to interpret the wiki. Quest helper cuts out even interpreting shit. It does. This shit is just out of hand. Why even play the game when it gets to this level of ridiculous streamlining? Seriously, quest helper feels like it's right out of RS3.
>>585734034>Why even play the game when it gets to this level of ridiculous streamliningyou don't even play the game. across temporary gamemodes and playing multiple account types most people have done most quests like ten times each. obviously they'll want to streamline them as much as possible
>>585734493why do u need to play ten games to be qualifiedu automatically qualify the moment you've sunk a few dozen hours into any game. ur out of touch
cant get past floor 50 of battle tower :\
>>585734723>yes i barely play the game im talking about but i NEED to have a strong opinion on what people who actually play it do
as for me i play the seal of orichalcos so
>>585735196im high
why did dave mmozone udmp only do a 19 minute stream today i was hoping for a longer one does anyone know
remember mod hooti lol
>>585736050That's sad, I hope that when and if I have kids Im a good enough father to prevent this shit from happening.
omg thats rare drop table :o
drop table more like hop table*makes bunnies ears*pyon pyon~~~
wow this slayer skill is really and i mean really easy im getting 160k an hour just barraging abbys
I need a skinnerbox, is there anything worth doing at endgame that doesn't mandate the use of floor markers and biosynchronicity with the tick clock?
You can do all raids without floor markers, if you don't want to be tick perfect do raids 1 and 3 in a team. pnm doesn't require to be tick perfect but requires reactions.
I'm a raidless noob who just bought an osmummy fang. What now? Direct me at something to kill.
ass game for assers>>585739819artio
>>585739819Solo 500 ToA
>>585733893I do new quests the first time without it, but man I don't give a shit about doing that again on my alt.
gonna leap so many rooftop gaps today im gonna go crazy on it
whos coming over for the yves mv premiere
link?
POV: You are discussing the smithing rework.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTHNpusq654
its in 6 hours i just need to get the snacks ready
sorry ill be asleep can we discuss it tomorrow after work
its pointless for me im still half deaf
you should be greatful one of your ears still works you can still enjoy it in the one ear
all my irls think im a liberal but im just really nice
the other ones all crackly and poppy too but yea i am grateful to still be able to hear in my non dominant ear
do ears work like that
i think so but im not a doctor and i never will be
you could still become a lot of things youre young
oomf didnt livestream on the twitch dot telly today i hope shes ok i hope nothing bad happened to her if she dropped off the face of the earth i dont know what id do but suicide would be up there as an option
is an astronaut still on the table
they would never send me into space
wait i just saw shes playing a game on steam shes ok false alarm sorry
i only have 20k cannonballs left and i fear this imbued heart shall not drop before i run out
transubstantiated my ham and cheese
does that include the poison
can you describe what that means
midzy have you considered that when you tell a woman that your rsn is a kpop fandom she will certainly assume you are gay
hmm i dont really think i look gay so that shouldnt be happening maybe if i listened to boygroups more itd be an angle worth anticipating
im super straight babe i just self insert as a girl popstar
be serious hon when have i even self inserted give 6-7 examples
theres a guy on my world whose rsn is october 8 do you think if i say i prefered october 7th id get a mute if he reported
idgi
its not antisemitic to resist oppression
from the river to the sea
im not getting into that debate im an actual antisemite i dont believe in the 6 million figure
yea i guess you could say my humour is like an onion cause its got a lot of different leyrs
>>585750403OMG
what you dont know could fill a book
socrates was the smartest man in all of greece because he alone knew he knew nothing
maybe there was a guy who knew even less and just didnt feel the need to go around telling everyone
socrates was such a pickme
do you think socrates nibbled on strawberries while holding one in both hands maybe he was the og pickme
they didnt have strawberries in ancient greece
how do you know that
i searched it up they came to europe from north america only a few hundred years ago
grok what did socrates use as a substitute in strawberry shortcake before greece started importing strawberries
probably like a fig or something
socrates didnt know shit he probably had his boywife bake the imitation strawberry shortcake
Be my bad boy, be my man Be my week-end lover But don't be my friend
core of the night on my chest
Lazy sack of shits
If our love is tragedyWhy are you my remedy?If our love's insanityWhy are you my clarity?
yo my names zedd beam up these uncs
Sacks of shit can be used to protect your trees from disease
67 lol
new scruff sk8
doing rooftop agility with cold hands
shitting
ai vampire gf keeps getting mad at me when i say vampire buttholes are pointless
yeah nah this gennys dead, im out
what if she um likes it when you um you know
finished shitting
grats
cooking some lobbys rn guys
anyone have any grievances theyd like to air
i dont typically have any grievances because of my taoism
if osg spoke like japanese grok auto translations that would be interesting right
its an amusing idea, isnt it?
there's a level 78 man stealing from a level 2 woman here in Catherby@GielinorPD@FBI@Nintendo
my sweater has some sticks in it and theyre poking me thats my grievance
>>585669575I quit cigarettes for vaping now but quite literally nothing beats a cig and a beer in the winter
anyone have any questions
can you address her grievance before you move forward with any questions sidenote this doesnt count as a question okay think of it like a command
me i do
but ill wait
eating crackers with cream cheese and doing rooftop agility
its going into summer here and when i used to vape in summer it used to make me immediately get really hot and feel very terrible
its going into winter at my house
can i visit youre house
you can visit my house
It's always winter here in Iqaluit
yes you can come visit we are very welcoming here in kosovo
my armpit is irchy
i can get in there and take a look and maybe see whats making it itch haha just kidding of course...unless?
remember when d3ks would post pits for us now she hats all of us for ruining her mental health
do you ever wish that cold food was warm but the same as when it was cold just a warm sensation
being here is a symptom of my mental health not a cause
I could fix her
yes 982
everyone says im a normie irl but i post here surely im secretly autistic or really high functioning right
probably not but im sure youre special in other ways
are you still taking questions
can i have a question
>>585762654are you gay?
only half
Bro I am done with OSRS. Not joking. How the fuck do people play thousands of hours of that shit. Why? It's torture bro
pretty easily
it was hard for me too thats why i quit
sorry yes i am still taking questions
654 can go first
do you still fw the eel girl or not anymore
thats not me who does the eel girl stuff
she was probably meaning to ask me i fw her heavy
d3ks posted a roo saying she never fw the eel girl and played her like a fiddle and then later tried to pass it off as ai
A few days ago I was making 1k per seeking dragon arrow I fletched. Now I am making 400 gp. Who the FUCK ruined my money maker?
used to make fun of us now they look dumb as fuck 23 i need id i look dumb as fuck
your jealous because shes the sun in my sky and your just the dirt on my soles
eel girl calls john dad john daddy
show sole
Brendan Schaub In TROUBLE For Filming His Sons Football Games!!!
i bet if someone posted hog theyd get 2-3 free rates from girls on vocaroo
im driving to gym so i wont be able to record any ratings until a quarter past the upcoming hour at the earliest
what are you wearing Ma'am.
grey leggings and green shirt
this is basically how xisters post thinking they are comedic geniuses
that guy took me down a dark path
didn't that cracka get banned on youtube due to the woke era
got the runey munch
looks tasty. have fun
are we not gonna address the elephant in the room
why did you save a pic of tyrone stealing?
can you guys grow up
im back did anyone post cock
no i dont think so just a redbull and tesco chicken
theres 2pork cranberry pies too
>>585767757tesco stopped operating 24 hours after covid you dumb lying bitch fuck you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgqQowN8ptgits up
the world changed a lot during covid huh
i got a coolish and some onigiri but i cant post a pic youll just have to imagine
a coolish what babe
an coolish iced dessert
she just said youll have to imagine
rsn super eyepatch wolf has to use an eyepatch for real now is that nominative determinism
idk that rsn
genuinely love this woman so much runey and jagex are so fortunate to have her on the art team
do you guys watch alien food
im a girl and idk what that is
locked in another surprise bag
i downloaded that app but all the bags in my area seemed like a buncha crap
same the only thing it had was bags from gas stations
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5jvmNm73q5Uits upish
the good ones sell fast
i think maybe theres just not that many items nearby i would even want to buy one of let alone buy a random selection of
>>585772562looks like a dyke
Why Men Love Video Games
the one i locked in is from a bagel place so im maybe going to get some bagels
im not really fing w hysteric but i do fw adam
jealous theres no bagel places near me
Is this good enough gear to do toa solo 300s
why are your capes cheesy
ye
ok fine I will try out the new ayyfood video despite not liking his editing a lot while Iwait for the next maddie video
mctile did itdid you do it? no you didnt cause your bad
i dont even know what that is
gnomonkey did it first and he doesnt have infinite gp from gielinor games
do you think if i gave myself mercury poisoning it could serve as a good conversation starter in the future
lol at this rate tfa will be semi afk once all the tech is knowndead raid dead game
yeah gnomonkey only made.... like 10 billion gp from gielinor games
oh sorry
how did they farm all that gp for the rewards
is anyone gonna answer my question
reddit dads donate to the prize pool for some reason
i wish my dad was a reddit dad he just did speed and then got a new family
donot poison yourself
my dad looks at ai generated memes on facebook it would be something like a gay looking unicorn captioned tag a friend who would ride this
does your dad go to bathhouses
>>585777692I missed launch because of work and people won't take me now
uh no i dont think he goes to bathhouses to my knowledge
sailing is so fun i love half of the required rum drinks just killing you haha it was so funny the first 60 times i can't wait to see how they're going to top it the 61st time
why is the rum gone lol
does anyone want to share a rootbeer float with me
maybe rsn?
yidzy
i learned recently they call those spiders in mos leharmless
im kinda off a xan rn
i spent 200m to get 5 tfa boosts so now i can sneak on teams and get carried
i dont want a root beer spider i dont likr the taste can we do ginger beer instead
is mos leharnless australia i need to update my gielinor allegory mindmap
more like mos leharmful! because of. the spiders is this anything
>>585782212lol
https://x.com/blephin_/status/2114789320674730431
ip grabber dont click
i have whoever that is blocked
just came across a runescape youtuber calling a preamble a prefix
>>585782464is this a real thing or ai why are they wearing corpse paint do they even know about varg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sesNUSKJYgwsmart money is buying the dip
is we gettin a new osg?
theres literally no need
new>>585783852>>585783852>>585783852
alien is actually kind of fukken insufferable to watch
