Previous: >>585707073New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FwDmrbvdVQ>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep ToshoCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 1, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg 10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
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orenji
>>585724612I fuck Kita and Dia at the same time
>>585724693cute new finemoaner thanks
Greetings
6 and I'll fap to Super Creek's boobs9 and I'll fap to Grass Wonder's butt0 and I'll fap to both
Everyone wants a piece of the MONSTER
nonny thread
>>585724814Mambo is deranged
Mmm…Fruit
>>585724136how gaslight is that hakuraku simulation feature that says my winning Falcon had 4%?
CMs don't excite me at all.It's just the same slop every time at this point (not that it wasn't different before, but it wasn't so stale).
>>585724781fine that's racist only chinese umas can make that face like bamboo
>>585724710orangu
Eishin tits.
>>585724781she doesn't moan
>>585724898orangutan
AAAAIIIEEEE THE SCALPERS
>>585724693The Royal guard should be allowed to love and be loved
>>585724870don't shay that...
Why is this horse throwing fox gang signs? This is literally cultural appropriation
wahey
I'm short, poor, and with a small cock to boot, am I undesirable to umamusume?
>>585724693Trainer gets raped by the whole team
>>585724870more like deranked LMAO
>>585725048those are uma ears
>>585725048shes gonna jack you off with that hand sign
>>585725006yep, rice is evilthis is proof
>>585725108wtf...............
>>585725108mambo is already climbing up! from 499 to 492!Another million fans for mambo!My life for mambo!
>>585725164Adultery is evil and Rice being a HERO will destroy this random harlot
>>585724484>Tomakomai is a major industrial and port city in Hokkaido, Japan, a region renowned for producing over 50% of the country's dairy and milk supply.Hokkaido milk has a rich taste, and creamy texture, and melts right in the mouth.
SHARK!
>>5857254193 bottoms 8 tops
>>585725249no yet, you have to french kiss your husband to get a pass
what are (you) dressing as for halloween?
How am I supposed to know if I'm a bottom or top if I never fucked?
Jigg optionshttps://jiggie.fun/DxYRChhttps://jiggie.fun/DxYRChhttps://jiggie.fun/JNMgkXhttps://jiggie.fun/JNMgkX
>>585725419why are you ritualposting this now
Don’t eat bad foodI need an antacid
>>585724710Orenji is evil
>>585725547Groom. My trainee is the bride btw
>>585725048she is a fox in disguise
Hokko is for (Me)?
>>585707634mmm
Visit Tomankomai! We have cute girls, and fenomeno!
>>585725547good question
Holy FUARK
>>585725547Hunter from Monster Hunter Wilds
70 free pulls, zero rainbows:-)
mambo love
>>585725091Ruby would love you
>>585725547I work on halloween and they don't allow us to dress up.Not like I'd dress up if I had the ability to though.
>>585725834At the hot springs!
>>585725829I don't remember posting this
>>585725783Die Golshi Die
>>585725836she looks so needy
I'm doing another room with my scuffed aces >Neichafoot.png4359702543597025
All my careers went to shit.. I'm so tired, I think I'll go to sleep early today
>did 5 random rooms>won 4 of themCool ready for the CMWhat do i do now for the next few weeks? Just auto and play FF resonance?
ikuyooooooooooo
>>585725619why are they watering his ankles
>>585726063Shut up Carrot
AwwwI just noticed we have the same OP as /vm/ :)Cute!
>>585725829Thats only 1 fewer than me
>tissues from new years raffle>instantly followed by mood downmy ace run ... is over ....
>>585725829>she flatlined for thislolu
the first one
>>585726236>Wasted all his good luck on lobbiesI forsee late starts/rushes and boxed in umas for you
cowe
>>585726575Its cool I got a lot of plans I didnt deserve already im ready for whatever the luck gods decide for me
>game locked up when doing free 10 roll>close out game>go start a new pot of coffee>come back>got 1st CafeIs it a sign?
>>585726063results above my expectations>>585726305wtf not cool :(
>>585726852one more lemme in..
>>585726852new thread personality yay
>>585726852we placed 3/3/3 lol, thanks for hostan
>>585726852Not a good room for me...
>>585725814what armor setkirin?
>>585726946The feet anon
You all gaslit me for a year now. Constant memery about Curren-chan, I finally get her, and she's actually a giant sweetheart
>do my free 10>game stops responding>force reset>check results>nishino>i stop respondingBLESSED BY THE SUCCUBUS
>>585726946this guy has been around for a while THOUGH keep up currensister
>>585727096>he fell for her facadeoh nonono
>>585725829many such cases (me)
>>585715371It depends on what they wanted out of itConsidering the pace, I would assume they wanted to bait everyone into chasing them to tire them out so that they can't spurt at the home stretch. Obviously, it didn't work, as the pack ignored them
>>585727106larp whore
>>585727106Literally who?
>>585727096The horse is a giant sweetheart. The uma is putting up a front.
Can someone host a room then post the hakuraku because I want to see how my umas look in itt. phonecutie
>>585727096>he believes the uma that literally dresses as the devil
>>585727096>she's actually a giant sweetheartthats why everyone tries to put her down, jealousy. heck, falco's only claim to relevancy is her one line calling curren a devil.
>>58572735081186844
>>585727350you can host rooms on your phone too bwo
Visit Tomakomilk!
What did we think of the Bleach finale
>>585727539I only care about the influx of new lewds because the best part of that is the girls
>>585727520where does this guy post his porn anyway
>>585727539Didn't watch, I'll get around to the new stuff eventually
Why is she so enticing to me? Why does she make my cock hard every single time I see her?
>>585727267The voice actress of Yuugiri and Narita Brian
>>585727539i dont know i read the manga years ago and the ending was ass (except for btfoing rukia shippers that was based)
>>585727381Cafe fish always makes me smile
>>585727385>https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=h4EOI6TH5AwxmG_-alWgR09f
>>585727632Sexo
>>585727589patreonanna anon literally lurked here not 2 days ago, keep the piracy under wraps when I say to check out the newest archive
>>585727692Thanks>4.5k SPMan I've struck gold with that kingu, can't wait to lose finals
>>585727807breddy gud
>>585727692thanks for hosting>>585727807yeah Kingu is incredibly good on this track, that one is very strong
>>585727762>keep the piracy under wraps when I say to check out the newest archiveidk where that is
>my trainer was kissing my figure in secret again
>>585727762>anna anon literally lurked here not 2 days agohow do you know???
>>585728076He posted this >>585727520 threads ago
>my trainer showed up after 5 days of absence and acted like nothing happened
> Making a sprint Maya> Keep getting rekt at Tenno Sho SpringFug
>>585728167Why are their so many yumejos attached to this fucking franchise
>>585728183oic
>>585728184The whore of Tracen
>>585728297sorry chuddy girls can play uma toomaybe try interacting with them through this common interest, you might be surprised what happens
plappers
>>585728232>he has a diamond ring on his fourth digit
>>585728380rape?
>>585728167Who that she hot
zeppers
>>585728380>implying an incel won't immediately ick out a girllol
>>585727539We wanted a Ichiruki ending
>>585728465Azuma.
>>585728297>why does a game that's basically a soft dating sim have fans that want to date and fuck the characters idk man
>>585728507the same goes for femcels you know>those dont existthey do
>>585728489She's won me a few rooms.Except she gets cucked if she's the strongest pacer in the room.
Too easy
>>585728547Fuku SSJ2
>>585728668At least it's not Azuma, I would've probably told you to fucking explode. I'm still seething that she hasn't dropped for me yet. About to go finish the spark already. Havin to borrow a pal card is actually pure cancer.
>>585728380>maybe try interacting with them through this common interestyeah tell me where are they then mr. smartpantsplease
Trainer just got married to Azuma... when I asked for an explanation, he said that maybe if shiraoki was real she would have stopped azuma from getting pregnant....
>>585728854You are not a nice person, posting that.
>>585725547As an Amazon delivery driver who’s gonna spend the night getting jumpscared by everyone’s lawn ornaments while the kids laugh at meJust kidding. I know kids don’t go trick-or-treating anymore
Desu wa.
>>585728854AMOGUS
>even famitsu reported the cosplay events.Damn uma is Bouno huge.
>>585728789Gwochacho I'm a buhi I will get Azuma>Havin to borrow a pal card is actually pure cancer.It is not too bad if the rest of your deck is fleshed out
>>585725547Halloween is considered satanic in my catholic country
imagine plapping a 200 year old uma
>Try to use my God given 10 pull>Game softlocks>It was a shit roll
FUCK YEAH
Should I?
>>585729396If you really like her, sure. She's not particularly good though
>>585728608only if by "femcel" you mean "woman who can't acquire a committed long-term relationship", and not "woman who can't get laid."
>>585729396You shouldn't
>>585729294>200 year old156*She was born in 1870
>>585729295Skill issue. I didn’t even skip to get the 50 extra pulls
Guys....Why is she so cute?
>>585729241you can tell that this is fake because jaani would kill you up close and personal to get the full experience.
I have a bunch of carats saved and I really want to spurt my load all over Kitashiro. But it's goddamn stupid to do that before the free pulls run out, and we've got 3 more days of themAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI WANT TO PULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
3x rewards are going to be the finisher for Mambo...
>>585729294fuku if she was hot
Kute Kris
>>585729191Odd, usually it's super protestant countries that have a stick up their ass about halloween, but not for religious reasons, but rather because they see it as creeping American influence in their society (it's also a Canadian holiday but no one cares)
>>585729635kinky
>>585728995That was the case in my city for almost a decade but it made a big comeback post-pandemic. Probably because it was a reason to go outside.
How is the new scenario JPdacchis? Is it as braindead as making ramen or will I have to actually think? Should I just go back to making ramen?
>>585729635She's not running away, she wants to kill and die at the same time... That's kinda hot
>>585729609Laisu is the cutest imouto.
>>585729609She's your little sister, so she's first-onahole-coded
>>585730007all this yet half my club can't be assed to to more than one run a day
>>585729898Desu wa.
>>585729635Journey wouldn't kill you at all and the memes have done irreparable damage to her. Yes, the real horse was a shithead. No, Journey is not like him.
>>585729952
Wish I had this kinda luck when I'm rolling for horses I actually wantnever seen a plain long shot star give two natty 3*
>>585729952Silly love!
>>585729609glad you're enjoying hershe's ridiculously, unbelievably, wholesomely cute. Basically the perfect dere-type imouto.
>>585730072So, if I tried to seduce her trainer, she wouldn't kill me? asking for a friend
>>585730214Helios would be cuter if she were plain like this
>>585730164...does long shot star give ANY 3* at all? never seen it
>>585730185Silly sex
Uma that would drink beer with me and chill while watching sunset?
>>585730264Why the fuck would you try to seduce her trainer
>>585730295yes usually it's a dupe
>>585730354 Light Hello?
>>585730295well apparently it does, two even
>>585730053I've got fags that can't be assed to log in for free pullsI should kick them before rewards are issued
>>585730295the only title that matters is the one with akikawa the others may or may not have one doesnt matter
>>585730007does the 3x reward thing affect star pieces too?
>>585729191Why is Laurel pimping her rival?
so what did we learn?
>>585730419Mambchou nyo...
>>585730457nyo
>>585730475mambo always wins in the end
>>585730456Conclusion: trainer semen is able to increase umamusume physical capabilities
>>585730456I guess that's why umamusume are just assistant trainers and the human trainers do most of the actual work
>>585730267
BC gate draw soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc9COzkGTxo
>>585730456> Sports training coach: Exists> Uma fan: This thing that is based on reality clearly only works if you fuck your coach
>>585730372you make it sound a lot like she would kill me...
>>585730626>uma fanmore like cygames
>>585730475>mambo is the spiritual center of the thread >lots of people are probably gonna club hop next month
>>585730615Need more of these three
>>585730738yeah 30 of themthe club is disbanding
>>585730592So it's like that one anon whose gf started benchpressing more after sucking his dick but racing instead
>>585730796
>>585730626bro don't look up what happens in gymnatics
>>585730837Yes, it's scientifically confirmed
>>585730918
>>585730594Belno sitting on her cuckbench, watching Kitahara train other umas
How did autisuma went from mambo-tier shitpost club to rarely cited drama-free club in literally months
>>585730456Then what happens to umas with female trainers?
>>585731030They don't matter
>>585731030autisuma wishes it was mambo-tier
>>585729897I'm already making Lf1-2 umas in the new one, it's fun and not hard to understandYou can go back to making ramen and only getting Us8 umas
>>585730967maybe she can't train other umas, but at least she trains Kitahara every night
I've been clueless for around 2 weeks nowany clubs still hiring? A and B+ welcomed
>>585731084Is Vivlos just gyaru Kitasan?
>>585730456>that's pokémon all over again
>>585729897My Sprint/Mile Uma went from being hard stuck UA to being able to get mid US. I think I can finally hit LG with real attempts on Mid/Long distance.
I'll be leaving Mambo but only because being a joke of the thread is affecting my motivation to play the game.
>>585731163Ramen is good enough for me
>>585731095forever jobbers
>>585731216Check next week and even A+ will be available
>>585731216Umatism has a spotBut you can wait 5 more days and a lot of them will be recruiting
>>585731095they job
>>585731327you're not in mambo
>>585730456so this means my trainee can mega evolve if I cum inside enough?
>>585731216lots of clubs will be when the new month startsyou can join mambo
In a wayWe are all in mambo
>>585730626Anon, The jap is talking about what was said in the new scenarioThere is meta commentary (From Azuma) on where from umamusume get their strength and even how they came into existenceThe answer is human wishes and the bond between umamusume and humansWith that infromation it's very logical to assume that the bond between a trainer and a trainee is what grants the trainee more power
>>585731216give it a week for the new month
>>585731030Benzo was funny nobody likes Tyler other than the leeches profitting off of him
Good night friends!!
>>585731379
>>585731095Magical yuri babies
>>585731420who the fuck is Azuma
>>585731594Anon...
>>585731594
>>585729191must not be very catholic, then. All Hallows' Eve is a big deal.
>>585731437i like the ryanchad and im not in his club
>>585731661>>585731668I've never seen this bitch in my life
>>585731437I also like himGood man
Fuck me I think my kidney is acting up
>>585731661>>585731668Shiraoki herself...
I got raped
>>585731731She is newlike 3 days new
>>585731687>>585731743so why are you not drama posting about him
>>585730295I have. When I rolled for Brian, I got OG Flash (new) on a Long Shot gate.
>>585731442Goodnight!
Mental illness
>>585731379Did you know? Yoitomake contains fruit, so it's a perfectly healthy snack to binge on before bed!
>>585732079If you eat before you sleep, you turn into a cow
>>585731661fuku if she was sexy
>>585731163>>585731310Guess I have to get off my ass and learn the new scenario
Rent free
in yanineko, there's an episode about how beastkind came from space and despite their advanced technology and superior strength they were subjugated by humans thanks to the power of alcohol and tobacco. nowadays cat girls and boys that don't live in tribes are forced to do the worst wageslave jobs imaginable with terrible conditions and pay if they don't follow the path of education, all because humans feared their technology and superior physical capabilities if uma was more realistic, this same stuff would have happened
I miss meekschizo>>585731095They ask a stallion (me) for help
>>585732079HEYHEYIM CUTTING YOU OFFif youre going to make a fat tarumae, she MUST have giant slampig tits
I thought this animation was guaranteed rate up what the heck.
>>585732079another addition to my fat uma edit collection..
If Nishino is everyone's good parent for cm21, who are good Nishino parents?
>>585732281but she does
>>585732307eerrrrrmmmm wrong thread bro
>>585732240they lost against the D
>>585732079she's even cuter
>>585732240umas aren't nearly as degenerate as nekos. They're lazy, disgusting, low-effort subhuman immigrants. Umas, on the other hand, are incredible.
>>585732335oguli, spooky creeku, illegal immigrant
> jp is leaking in外国人止まれ!
>>585732240>if uma was more realisticThank fucking god that it isn't thenI rather the answer to these things be "Humans love hors" than le realism, especially with UmaMusume being so closely tied to keiba
>>585732307Is it just guaranteed new then? I got the animation then got speed Tap Dance City
So now that we have our own divegrass team we're going to delete the JP divegrass team when we merge in a year or 2?
>>585732307Please leave me alone Topgun. Please. I just want a singular Azuma.
Would you carry around Tannhauser's pubic hair in a charm?
>>585732429they are all of that because of humans tho. if umas were subjugated by humanity they'd all be gambling addicts used for cheap transportation and shit
>>585732618gwo you're above 200...
it's funny how /umajp/ has just naturally and silently migrated back to /uma/ because of how dead their thread is
>>585732603>we have our own divegrass teamIs the manager some random /vt/ fag? Did we get a proper manager instead?
>>585731379yeah, add her to the roster
I need Kawakami Princess...
>>585732641id rather her just make me a friendship bracelet out of normal art supplies bro
>>585732813good bait
do you guys think ancient umas had a special month were they went to a random male tribe and sucked them dry like the amazonians? it would be hot I think haha
>>585732746At this rate I'm going to spark twice, though I'm going to wait until later to finish the second one. If I roll an Azuma I can just finish Top Gun at this point. If I don't get an Azuma then I'll just spark her and one top gun...unless I get 2 more of that little brat.
>>585732659the horse is a noble, spirited creature, however. Cats, on the other hand, are notoriously lazy and selfish creatures who do the minimum necessary at all times, prioritizing their own pleasure and happiness no matter what. Small wonder they'd all become gambling, drug, alcohol, and tobacco addicts in nekomimi form. Umas, by contrast, sharing the more elevated nature of the horse, are more inclined to drive, excellence, and displaying their virtues in competition. So even colossally fat fucks like SpeFat, McQueen, and Oguri try their hardest to win. That entire mentality is not only foreign to the nekos in Yani Neko, it's practically unheard of, and exceptions to lazy, disgusting degeneracy are practically nonexistent.
>>585732817He's not from here
>>585732813there are like 2 or 3 posting jp game stuff now and then but generally they dont post here en masse until keiba time
>>585732868Sorry she's my wife
Twin Taabo
gn
>>585733149Are you implying that the resident keiba posters play jp?
>>585732825We need fatso version of these 3 to add to Fatco, Curren Fat and Hokko Lardumae
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/DxYRCh>https://jiggie.fun/DxYRChhttps://jiggie.fun/DxYRCh>https://jiggie.fun/DxYRChhttps://jiggie.fun/DxYRCh
>>585733149They've always posted in both threads but the usual shitposters still get upset they can't izzat farm by saying JP never posts here
>>585729396She's pretty useful and very versatile if you don't have many umas, but her growths aren't great and her unique barely activates
>>585733223
>>585733254good night
>>585733254gn
watched some anime for oncestop talking about sex that doesn't involve me
Thanks to the new Scenario my Suzuka isn't complete and total dead weight, and my Espo was just an all around improvement and now I'm so ridiculously above cutoff right now. This thing is going to climb fast.
>>585733664>25 minutesthat isn't soonit's bedtime
Daily progress.
yep time to just follow youtube guides
Good night bwos
>>585734026good night, sleep well
>>585734026
>>585734026why is everyone going to sleep this soon it's 3 PMgn
>>585734135rice is a race traitor...
>>585734270Rice traitor...
>>585734135She's just like me.......
>>585734506you prefer getting bred? waow.
>>585734575dyslexiabro....
>>585733970It's pretty easy once you memorize the burning techniques, got some average results so far, I'm sure I will get better runs in no time
Why are umamusume like this?
>>585734792Post deck for the mile retard?
The Chinese are just like us
>>585734794because they are women
>>585734794women are scary
>>585734794I wonder what Creek and Curren Chan would use to "mark" their territory.
why do people use curren SSR wit? her gold skill is a nav skill, is it worth using or are they using her for her other skills?
>>585735158the skill is meh but the appeal is that its a good ssr that you can end the chain early on
>>585735158Hints, yeah. Also you can end her chain for 30 energy at the first event
>>585735158more conisstent than the rngslugfest that is finemo
I am preparing my parents for the next CM, which card is the best for mile pace loop?
>>585735016
how did that faggot v do 40 million fans in one day?
>>585735365Weitaku Dailoss
>>585734839air groove, efforia, teio, yanko, finemo, borrowed azuma, I did my pulls now so I have MLB azuma and maya, will borrow CB next time.
>>585735315I have her at 0LB, guess she isnt worth using there then over somehting like SR sunday if im borrowing guts bakushin already
>>585735234>gay AND boredpick a struggle bwo cmon
>>585735563icarus or whatever it's been rebranded to
>>585735563botting
>>585735365I would get rid of Fine and KitasanShinko Windy guts has a bunch of dirt related skills + wet conditions which the track is, daitaku helios has a bunch of mile skills + speed eater, borrow Oguri Wit for the hints maybe?
>>585735563do you really have to talk about your boyfriend every thread?
any cuties
>>585735365 SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR daitaku helios and SR Nishino are pretty good as well
>>585735601You run her mid distance?
>>585735813just you
>>585735627my life is always a struggle so what's a few more
>>585735948YUKINO BITCHY
>>585735985you'll be fine
Where did everyone go?
BC gate draw is startinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc9COzkGTxo
>>585736067We're all having sex with Kita white
>>585735892no?
>>585736213dollar general is hiring
>>585735985it'll be ok bwo
Vodka is more popular among Jap boomers but everyone else knows Daisca for her sex appeal...
Don't worry, I will clubhop to Mambo and flatline next month. This is a sacrifice I'm willing to do for this thread.
HiDo we like SAMBA?SAMBA SAMBA UMA UMA SAMBA
>>585735748>>585735854+ friend taiki? or missing 1 WIT will fuck up the score? not sure about digi-tan for uma stan and wet pwr
>>585736067doing fan runs and playing other games, thread's gay and brown right now anyways
>>585736394we're full
>>585735948Belno light at home
>>585736067day dreaming about cuddling my umawife after work
Human women should have gone extinct
Completely unexpected but now I have every single Gold Clan and their alts. Thanks for the spook, Goldship. I didn't want to have to ticket you.
>>585736472you will still have like 600 wit with no wit cards, borrowing taiki is fine
>>585736493>right now
>>585736064>>585736323thanks for the encouragement...
>>585736472Do you not have this Shnko? she's got a different hint pool from the SR version, she was free from the event
shiba shiba sore shiba shiba ashiba
>>585736613ohh that one
Shinko Windy LOVE
>>585732825You know, beta footage does show two racers bumping into one another so something like this COULD have been in the game if Cygames had gone another direction
>>585736472I am never running any wit cards, if you struggle with hitting SS rank, you might consider borrowing Throne because of the amount of stats that card is printing. But it's a medium card.
>got her off bannerSee you later losers tonight I'm losing my virginity
>>585736589I'm still missing Gold City and Stay Gold but I never cared much for Stay Gold
why the fuck is it playing boomer medicine adsthis isn't a position draw
>>585736843Gold City?
>>585736843>Gold CityWhat.
>>585736828holy cute
How do i win with Mayano?
Is forward march really a must have skill for the upcoming Dirt CM or I'm being gaslit
lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc9COzkGTxo
breeder's cup post position draw started
TOOT
>>585737017A million kisses
Shichi is my favorite Gold Clan member
>>585736843bwo... gold city isnt stegospawn..
You would still eat Tama’s failed experiments, right?
>they don't know gold city is a hidden ally of the gold clan
>>585737039
>>585736213Just be yourself and give the interviewer a firm handshake
>>585736773I wish we had more skill types than just "run faster" and "recover hp"
>>585737174That's a strage way to call her tiny pussy but yes
>Back home in Kentucky
>>585737473
janny is aggressive today
>>585737473everyone knows real cowgirls wear tight jeans
I did not yet got my kitasanwhite.
>>585737629looking good V
>>585737629>ntr cucks her trainer and has a happy loving family with the ugly bastardWholesome Top Road...
>>585737564No need to thank me for reporting those posts *sip*
wtf my pic...sad
who do i jork to today?
>>585737564who got nuked this time
Agnes Tachyon butt too erotic
>>585737759
>>585737773Jobless ass enjoyer
guess i could jork it to that grass wonder doujin again...
>>585737473>>585737915Wonderful
>>585737825for me it's her swimsuit outfit
>>585737703your average female trainer POV, they should join too
>>585737629Me in the front
>>585737629My in her behind
>>585738231
its as easy as thatthis makes both kitas that ive gotten from their free pulls
>>585738434Make love to juvenile fillies
>>585736571What stops you from touching your oshi during work?
>didn't flatline>got both Dia and Kitayou guys are worthless
good night doto
>>585737440Hey, you callin’ her rank? She made that for you! Enjoy yourself!
Does the bonus reward apply to auto runs?
>>585738773>Doto is going to die a month before the big crash
>>585738651Boss will fire me out of jealousy and fuck my umawife while I'm home
>>585738773F
>>585738773
why couldnt ryan get this body
>>585738693>Did flatline>Got Suzuka, fine motion (wife version), air shakur and later kita whiteI was rewarded for my laziness.
Gute Nacht
>>585738975That Uma isn't real
>>585738558be careful, fillies are the ones with the most unhinged hormones
>>585738983Schlaf gut!
>new yeppers alt has a different haircutthe second ryan alt will fix everything....
>>585739000yes she is
I'm hornyhorny for juvenile fillies I wish Anna Anon made uma porn
What should I do now?
>>585738981fine motion sees you scout shakur and wants to be scouted too lol
>>585738983schlaf gut!
>>585739025That's what I want
>>585738651Because I need intense focus at work, I'm dead if I relax. My umawife needs my undivided attention
>>585739185I'm surprised she's not mounting me
>>585739146Show me where I can train her niggaAnd don't come to be with some bullshit because Ryan does have that body in Cingrey
>>585738914>>585739207I feel you bros, that's why WFH is the best thing to exist, I get to fool around with my uma wives in peace while getting paid by the hour and work is none the wiser
>>585738981>got 3 bricks>reward
>>585739185This is the single sexiest part of this image>image name randomizer result was "incomparable puffers"I'm cooming
Anyone have that image of NTR folding her arms while behind the ramen shop counter?
>>585739098ryan two will be BALD
>>585739597
>>585739597IS THAT
>>585739597YOOOOOOOOO
>>585739181Why fine came dressed with bride clothes towards her trainer though...
>>585739627Why do people consistently put Stego in the worst tier of these? Especially when it doesn't make sense?
>>585739597you cant post that
>>585738651my oshi(s) aren't real. their cutesy girl forms aren't, at least.
>>585739597ok tell me the sauce
>>585739597HOLY
Still not going to marry finemo
>>585739627>ks miracleYOU MOTHERFUCKER>>585739717The autist casual that makes these is the stego hater
>>585739447if you are a soulless metanigger sure
>>585739597you can post that
>>585739597This is Spe getting her factory reset button hit by Big Torena Cock
She’s so cute.
after playing seiun sky careeri think im gay now
>>585739717ahaha she is a hobo and heheh she's a boy get it and and and! also gold clan's dad LOL
>>585739954>>585739954Damn was it THAT BAD?
I might be gay because the only thing I could think about when seeing that image is "wow, trainer has absolutely no ass"
>>585739597I can't jerk off without the bouncing
>>585739879Air Shakur is meta?
Another day, another rainbow border. Can't stop winning.
>>585740018why are you thinking about Spicaman's ass
Kindness is good!
>thought I would be cheeky and roll after my fortune>endless loading
>>585740112
>>585740098He's Grass Wonder
>>585740031
>>585740230holy fuck
>Everyone getting multiple 3* umas with few pulls>I've got nothing but a single anime collab McQueen that everyone says it's shitI hate myself
STOP TALKING ABOUT PORN AND JERKING OFF ETCETERA ETCETERA
>>585740230What a fun game!
>>585740376>>585740428>>585740462let's take it slow
>>585740454
Forever Young WILL get a good gate draw
>>585740454fuck off yaeno
>>585740454Luckily he posted porn of Spe who isn't sexy at all so I didn't feel anything
>everyone getting multiple 3* umas with few pulls>an anon even got anime makween>I got nothing>I also got nothing the last two times we had free uma pulls
UMAAAAANKO UMA MILKERS UMA MILK UMA FEET
>>585740580
>>585739597Please make them bounce
>>585740726Should've flatlined
>>585740519Journey? The End Closer? Slow?While nearing the Last Spurt?She would make sure it happened Straightaway!
>>585740423>>585740726they'll have to go 600 pulls for Ramonu to compensatelife is about balance
>>585740073Oshi > meta
>>585740582holy cute I wish I was Oguri
>>585740112slug journey would never say this
I love Bakushin so much, going around stealing other umas' warm and just used feet wear for meis there a spender guide btw?
>>585740686HIS NAME IS NO REASON!
One of Mambo's Four Kings here. As long as we still draw breath we'll continue to fight to protect the smiles of our cute kouhais. Mambo's execution has been... delayed. Again.
>>585740726i got raped in the creek rerun so i deserve this
>>585741024GANBARE MAMBRO
>>585740881rare shakute enjoyer... use your RP!
>>585740881I SEE THAT TPDANCHOU RAPE THIS MAN
>>585740726>Only got a Spe dupe and Dia Alt
This shit ain’t nothin to me manI’m a thousand years oldI don’t know whether to eat my ops or fuck em
>>585740726If it makes you feel any better, you're not going to get anything tomorrow or the day after or any other time from free rolls. You are a cursed child and no uma loves you enough to spook you.
ryan LOVE
I flatlined and I got vampire raisu. I'm happy
>>585741282Rice wouldn't say this...
>>585741282I love me
>>585740881
>>585741363Impregnating RyanMaking Dober and Bright
Is the CB and Ramonu banner split 60/60 or is Ramonu getting 120 free pulls?
>>585741282That's a lie. Gold Ship and Maya absolutely love me
>>585741423SAN NI ICHI HAI
>>585741469CB is not getting free pulls bwo, only Ramonu
>>585741078same, 0 copies in 200but my luck has been up and down every bannerwhich means I'm gigafucked for the next banner with how this one has gone
>>585741148>>585741183Work is slowing down now so I'll get to it, I want the bond bonus points
sex with hags
3 speed is fuarking wild man
>>585741534Thanks bwo
>>585740840Fine...
>>585741534>CB is not getting free pullsnyooooooo
>>585741282doto.......
UMA UMA SAMBA
>>585741024There's only three kings though
>>585741024
>>585741952ENGLISHMAN
>>585741952LET'S GO T O ELVIS
>>585741952>Built>StraddleWhat are these names man
>>585741148there are a few of us ere actually
>>585741952for me its built
>>585740726You probably have more plats than me so IDC
>>585741952the fuck kinda name is Liam Smith
>>585742065
>>585741952Dark Saffron
Vodka is very fucking cool. And when she gets flustered and shy she's adorable
I want to spend money for urara and bakushin
>>585740726Guy who rolled 0 Maruzensky speed in 600 here. You simply learn to live with the pain.
What is the most fun style for (You)?
>>585742195this but taishin
>>585742340oiKAMI of course
another million fans for mambo!
>>585742317lotta men in these races
>>585742447ganbare mambo!!!
>>585742447Why aren't you getting 1.2 million
I want a inari one so i can make a closed loop fwuark
>>585742597I'm sparking kita blanco if I have to just so I can save the 2nd anni picker for inari for loopa
>>585739597NOOO I MISSED IT
>>585742682wat about festive inari
>>585742597an*
>5 runs>still haven't gotten a single carat
>>585742582if i add more races my uma chokes and i actually end up with less fans
Anyone else want to punch Maya in the face when she whines about being bored?
>>585742806no, you should entertain her
>>585742789Well beat their ass
I realized umas are clothed differently when I race against them compared to when I'm doing career with them, why is that? Can I change their outfit?
>>585742738OG has gold tail held high which is very good for loopa but if you play end a lot you could probably justify the alt for encroaching
>deep monster 14RIP
>>585742349
>>585742806everyone wants to do this
>>585742945God damn look at those Tickezos
Is there monthly pass or something here?
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>585742738og got THH and spurtfestival only got Eshadow
>>585742806Doing nothing is boring!
I'm beginning to think that none of you actually care about the umas as characters and just want to fuck these horses.
>>585742806this but rice shower and rice shower posters
>>585742789Let's see your schedule
>>585743109horses are umas anyon..
HOLY
LETS GO FOREVER YOUNG
FY gets gate #5
>gate 5LET'S GO
I got hired at a job but they havent been responding to my calls for a start date, the most i got was a "Be patient and wait to hear from us soon"
>>585743291>only 3 honsesgay
>YANKO SAME GATE AS LAST YEARYANKO SAME GATE AS LAST YEAR>YANKO SAME GATE AS LAST YEARYANKO SAME GATE AS LAST YEAR>YANKO SAME GATE AS LAST YEARYANKO SAME GATE AS LAST YEAR>YANKO SAME GATE AS LAST YEARYANKO SAME GATE AS LAST YEAR>YANKO SAME GATE AS LAST YEARYANKO SAME GATE AS LAST YEAR
>>585743347>j*b
Magnitude gets gate #6Sovereignity gets gate #2>>585743357nyo
>>585743347sounds like bad news bears
Pets require frequent care, feeding, and supervision.
forever fraud
*coughs blood* my sprint S...
2-1 is crazy holy shit
>>585743591ur umastan??
>>585743470Is this bad luck or good luck?
>>585743664it's rigged
Is 3LB Ramonu fine or do you NEED the extra +1 Wit Bonus
>>585743643Sorry mambros my loopas are only 760k fans each, gotta maintain ss for parentslop
my oshi? yanko manko
>>585743643>thinking any velocity skill is core
>>585743702MLB or bust for all cards
>>585742806
>>585743643*activates literally any other speed skill for the same pdm break effect* Heh, nothing personnell, kid.
>>585743802
Strange folk…
>>585743924I can tank this
Wait is the Breeder's Cup today?i'm watching the ballon goy ceremony
>>585744031It's Friday and Saturday
>>585743160
I love Rice
>>585744168I don't
>>585743793Anon I going to throttle you give me a honest answer this is NOT Kita & her +40 extra Specialty Priority & don't you DARE post that 1+1=2 image you cheeky muppet
>>585744031no, today is just the gate draw, races are on Friday and Saturday
>>585743792Just say you are bad next time
you have to be a low IQ inbred retard to even like rice shower
>>585744250i-in bread?
So I should use random shitter MLB SR card over a 0 or 1 LB top tier SSR card?
>>585744309
>>585740230I need dream journey to bully me and then give me a handie afterwards
>redditshower
love bread wish I could eat it
if everything is reddit. Nothing is
mmmmmh bread
>>585744419Only Rice Shitter and Tachyon are reddit
No uma has more unhinged, mentally ill haters than Rice Shower.
Im not getting any carats from my careers. What setup can I copy while it autos?
>>585743470>>585743481>>585743487>>585743592>T.O Password biggest winFukuryu Stakes (OP) 2024>Sovereignty biggest winKentucky Derby (G1) 2025>Golden Tempo biggest win Kentucky Derby (G1) 2026>The Puma biggest winPennsylvania Derby (G1) 2026>Forever Young biggest winBreeders' Cup Classic (G1) 2025>Magnitude biggest winDubai World Cup (G1) 2026>Knightsbridge biggest winPacific Classic Stakes (G1) 2026>Napoleon Solo biggest winPreakness Stakes (G1) 2026
>>585743347When this happened to me, it turned out they overhired and couldn't actually staff that many people, thus I never started the job.
Need puffy umanko
>>585744572>(OP)DARK HORSE CANDIDATE IN IT TO WIN IT
>>585744572This is a 4 horse race
>>585724612KITASAN BOOB SWEAT PRPRPRPRPR
Forever Young RAPED at the Kentucky Derby
4 horses?
Everyone talks about Dia but Kita is sexier
OLÉ OLÉ SAMBASAMBA MAINICHI SAMBAUMA UMA SAMBASAMBA SAMBA UMA SAMBA
>>585744843Why is it so fucking catchy
>>585744787Dia is more beautiful and cuter though
>>585744572>TOP assword
How do I throw money at cygames
Why does she make you angry?
Forever Young more like Sovereignty's BITCH
>>585744923Cleaning fees are appreciated
>>585743702it's obviously not the end of the world but that bonus, energy recovery (and extra hint lvl is nice too) adds up
>>585745020agp trannies and schizos ruined her
>>585745035They've never raced. Yanko is Magnitudes bitch.
>>585745051do we have a monthly or somewhere close to decent pack to buy
>>585745020She stole Bourbon's triple crownShe ruins my McQueen runsShe murdered the MejirosSHE IS A VILLAIN
>>585743702bro you MLB for max hints so you buy the cheapest possible skills to maximize training effectivenessread her unique effect
>>585745129No schizo attached, and everyone can tell if it's the troon posting.
>>585745180Not particularly
>>585744587oh for fucks sake these demons
God I hope Forever Young wins so we get free carats
>>585744103why aren't you racing Late Julychampions cup isn't worth it if you job the Arima
>>585745359Mambo is based?
>>585743347>>585744587walk into the office and ask them face to face
>>585745359machitanigga would say it but not that rude
>>585745261Which troon?
>>585745192At this point rice should just lean on her villainous role like what creek did and be the villain the people want
MEJIRO RYAN YES
>>585745581Not big enough
>>585745591This thread's OP
>>585745581Why did you post this lust provoking image anon
>>585744103this has to be bait
>>585745848Kita isn't trans. That's mean.
>>585745218Does the condition count inherited skills like Triumphant Pulse?
>>585745180monthly/vouchers>anniversary packswhen they appear, passes but only for the first month of a scenariopaid daily pulls when sparking/step up gachas (when we get them)>>>paid banners/constant paid daily pulls>>>swiping to ten pull like a fucking retard
>>585744916she's ROUND
I hope he will do this to me.
Can someone help me clear this up? Ingame there's Firm, Good, Soft, Heavy, but the conditions state as such. I assume Firm = good, Good = slightly heavy, Soft = heavy, Heavy = bad?
>>585746176TL Note: Good means Bad
>>585744103Futurity Stakes over Juvenile Fillies unless you have a spark/compatibility reasonDrop the Champions Cup, less likely to choke Arima Kinen and do January G2s insteadCentaur Stakes in early September, leave out Kokura and slot another G3 into summersince you must do Mainichi Okan I'd consider dropping Sprinters Stakes in classic year if the 5 in a row makes you choke Japan Cup120% fan bonus and you'll get more consistent runs that get 1.2 milsend regards to your dancho
>>585744916True
>>585745635Imagine this but Rice.
>>585746245Why not race senior late July
>>585746030You're unhinged
>>585746029if it's a skill that increases your speed, I don't see why not>>585746176Basically there is only Firm and anything that isn't firm. It's weird but that's just how it is.
>>585746161why tho
its been 60 runs bro you need to stop and just give me the sparks already
>>585746438I'm trying to see if Muddy procs in CM22. Skill says "Soft and Heavy" but the conditions say "Heavy and Bad" so I needed to check if it procs in "Soft" tracks.
>>585746575nta but have you ever choked yourself while gooningfeels good man
>>585741231where did you get this image from
>>585724693FUCK THIS IS SO HOT, NTRING FINEMO WITH AN ENTIRE ROOM OF WOMEN
>>585746176Yeah this uses actual japanese moonrune terminology, 良->稍重->重->不良it is as you say, it goes firm/good/soft/heavy>>585746438not true!>>585746653Yeah Muddy procs next cm, you're good
>>585746694no and i never considered it.is this how i find out im old and boring? oh no..
>>585746575for fun
>>585746829vanillanon...
>>585746767ok this must have been added somewhat recently because I haven't seen this one beforeI was more thinking of the power green skills
Only do nipple play while gooning
>>585746745Got it from /d/.
>>585747042ah okay
>>585746948Fair enough, it's one of those esoteric fringe dirt skills, grandma Acute has it, iirc it's the only one that isn't just firm/non-firm in the game even in the future
Mambo
>>585746839have fun and be safe i guess.
>>585747227I want to fuck Mambo?
>>585747401no you don't
I hate it when cards do this. When do things like this phase out?
It's gotta be that weird couple
LITERALLY FUCKING HOW
Zero is where the center stands
During the flatline period, I beat an Uma&Co member in his public room
>>585747539you got green'd
>>585746161why are umas into this? is it because they are half-women?
>>585747539The world of competition is unforgiving
>>585747539tazuna spoke of this
>>585747603The Matikane room is where Fukukitaru lies down
>>585747539ChouchouThe train has entered the station
bread
>>585747929derb
>>585747401yes WE do
>>585747539I read that as green danchou
bwead
Well?
I think my filling fell out
>>585747486They actually start to phase that out after 2nd anniversary. You'll only see that on things like a story event Tahbo card that appears sometime around Dia wit. The only real worst case anytime soon is Pokke speed, but you still get the ability if it decides to fuck with you on the second chain, you just get an energy penalty and fewer hints if that happens.
>>585748430go to the dentist. I left my tooth alone for a couple years after the filling fell out and I had to get a crown because of it rotting and it was EXTREMELY fucking painful.
Mood: Bad
baller
new scenario info goes crazy
I'm lazy and in bed so bo bwead sorry
>>585748672
>>585748561I have a dentist appointment next month that I made half a year ago but I can't make it and I'm too pathetic to call and reschedule and their online system only lets you cancel not reschedule so now I need to find a new dentist
I've gotten multiple 60 carat drops from my fan runs today
>>585748831>>585748831>>585748831
>>585709561>>585709561>>585709561
retards
>>585748846>>585748848
>V bake
geniuses
>>585748894>>585748896baited
waow 2 post id diff
>>585748312just share
>>585748903That's the blue boy not the fat tard
