Previous: >>585707723 >NewsAgent Record | Kafkahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/47185592Agent Record | Robinhttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/47185723Agent Record | Sunbringerhttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/47172159Version 3.3 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/eskKHxhmjCE >Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character Demohttps://youtu.be/AkWvzeXDUxY (EN)https://youtu.be/5MT2Hsfs4Rw (JP)https://youtu.be/wHxjO2Ut3Ic (EN)https://youtu.be/BBlnJrW0GeQ (JP)https://youtu.be/s-y-Vc1dVkU (EN)https://youtu.be/b9rqMnCNM10 (JP) >Upcoming Events for 3.3https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/166963All-New Program 10/21 - 12/01Spooky Funhouse Tales 10/22 - 11/30Cyber Miracle Healer, on Duty! 10/28 - 11/16Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 10/28 - 11/09"En-Nah" Into Your3 Lap 11/11 - 12/01Trails of the Hobbling Crow 11/11 - 11/30Repair! Drifting Art 11/16 - 11/30Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 11/25 - 11/30 >Redeemable Codeshttps://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTHOLLOWRUN33SUNBRINGERINKSHIFT33LEVELUP33 >Resources and Useful Linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Guilds >/zzz/ OP Pastebin (use this if making new thread)https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
I love my fat ass wife Aria!
We need more cool men.I'm tired of playing as pathetic foids. I want to play a badass action guy and not a barbie doll.
I love my wife Aria!!!
We love Velina here
Don't forget about Sarah.....
Claret Flint gf. (you somehow convinced her not to be a dyke.)Do you accept?
>>585729746Agreed, but Severian is bad.
Aria is a waste of pulls!Aria is a rugpulled jobber!Aria is a powercrept brick!
>>585729830Sure.
yfw Hoshimi Miyabi has arrived in Roscaelifer to save the day
Patch 3.7Storyteller'human' Fairy
>>585729830Nah, she bitch too much.
I love Hoshimi Miyabi
Aria is still the best on-field ether anomaly agent!Aria is still meta!Aria is definitely a good use of pull resources!
>>585729947but the head game ridiculous tho???
>>585729965
>>585729625
>>585729985>Aria is still the best on-field ether anomaly agent!Not for long. Vivian is about to get buffed.
>>585729985>iswas
S Rank Nicole soon
Ah shit, I had sex with Aria
>>585729830>While I'm flattered, Miss Flint, I'll have to politely decline. My fiancé, Colonel Isolde, will be on leave soon.>I'm sure you've heard of the trouble in Waifei Peninsula?>She was pivotal in stopping the terrorists there. She even fought on the front lines herself.>We'll be married in the spring on the day she retires.>Soon, we'll have a quiet little nest to raise our future children in in the outskirts of New Eridu. >I wake up.
26 posts in (counting this one) and there's still 0 actual posts.
>>585729945No chance, those are 2 main pushes>>5857299503 Are already happening and will be quickly followed by S4's Anni so sure, why not.A few of us Anons here were already praying for VH inflation almost a year ago.
>>585730110since lil Draccy is a defensive assist, wouldn't she be a cockblocker?
>>585730059Very cute
is the dratranny still on suicide watch? 1603
When is Blaze and Sweety?
>>585730283What counts as an actual post in /zzz/?
Is Ju Fufu legal?
>>585730283Could've started yourself.
>>585730301She inherited Sunbringer's desire for grandkids and plays matchmaker for her autistic sister
I really like this image of her. Made me laugh.
Would you roll?
>>585730162
RobinKafka SunbringersCecilia SNicole Storyteller
>>585730249Now you gotta do Nangong and Sunna or they will be jealous
>>585730283
Storyteller will be 4.0 nyuknyuknyuk
>>585730435I had nothing so say. I just nooticed it when determining which one is the real thread.
>>585730451No. His face is gross. The implications of his existence are also gross.
>>585730301She's the one warming you up for Lindverne
>>585730505many are calling it the Renaissance
>>585730584>implifications???
>>585730523
>>585730451LOL, good joke.
>>585730575I'm sure it's like that for other posters too, not much to say once the main story is done and everyone rolled the current banner.
>>585730528Cute
I love Nicole so much I bought her figgie BUTthey did her dirty in the previous patch. Of course she would be mad to Billy for blowing up all the savings, it's those little humorous things you expect and love, but the writing was such that they made her completely bitchy and borderline insufferable instead. How do you fuck that up is beyond me. MHY better get their shit together, because she was perfect up to that point.
would you ROLL??
Damn, I had sex with Nangong
>>585730682Phoenix is Krampus's ace because she's a walking lawsuit
FUWA FUWA!PUA PUA!MIRACURUUUUU~ KYUN!ANON-SAN, GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!
>>585730812I'm so sorry...
>>585730784Don't care, still getting her
>>585730814worst part about her is she genuinely doesnt care about cause troubleshes borderline a terrorist
billy...?
>Lindverne has 2-3 patches of her having an actual striking and cute personality and everyone loves here>Eldreda has like few screentime>Suddenly everyone is salivating on her because she has a dynamite body >Everyone now already forgotten LindverneAm I the only one who still likes Lindverne?
>>585730812Well, might as well bang Sunna too
>>585730646It do be liek dat
>>585730992Who is this "everyone" you're talking about? people love Lindy.
What if you walked into your Roscaelifer hotel room and saw this?https://files.catbox.moe/xveths.jpg
>>585730805For the genshin collab, sure
>>585730969What if you actually did this to Phoenix and she started projectile vomiting everywhere
>>585730969that's pretty cool actually, but no. Phoenix is just a one note gimmick unfortunately, since she's not a void hunter and therefore doesn't get a story. so I just don't feel very strongly towards her.
Penis stole my penis
Phoenix was all hype and no substance>dude we're sending her to deliver a message... don't f*ck with us!!!>think she must be like a nuke in power scaling>reality: she... has some flames around her body like 1 meter long and doesn't die>jobs and doesn't do anything of notewow... so strong...
>>585731080Push the two off top then mount draccie.
>>585731219Her base outfit and costumes are so dogshit.
>>585731219Good luck
MEANWHILE, AT 404ERROR…
RERUN FUFUBUFF CAESARRERUN LIGHTERBUFF HUGO
>>585731080All of them. Out. Until they squirt down my throat.
>>585731278He's SNicole hair stylist
>>585731004hoshimi cheeki breeki
Fuck, I had sex with Sunna
I'm traveling to Europe in 2 months, how will I be able to complete my dailies while there?
Lindverne SP when. 2 in 1 is fucking waste holy shit
>>585731590
Velina's scapulas
Your Ariabot? She arrived!Your first orders?
>>585731654Velina and Cecilia on the same team...
If I CUM in Lindverne, would she get pregnant?
Son of a bitch, I had sex with Zhu Yuan AND got arrested
>>585731697get changed
>>585731259Defensive assist :)
>>585731080Realistically, you can't please all three.
>>585731697Tickle Nangong until she cums
>>585730162Good point. However, I am still skipping in favor of SNicole.
Buy Shifu
>>585731892Echidna thiren
>>585731250I wonder why they're afraid to have characters have a serious side or be able to get shit done. Seems like everyone is just a jobber who can't finish a mission without getting their asses kicked and needing a bail out. When was the last time we had a straight up win with no outside help and no>actually, that was only part of our plan!bullshit at the end? I remember this was my biggest complaint with Limbus Company. Every time you'd fight someone strong in the story up until relatively recently, you'd have some Void Hunter tier character come in to save your ass.
>>585731250Canonically stronger than this https://youtu.be/HUymJ5QYCAk?t=114
>>585732036but i want janeand yuzuha
>>585729625based OPKill the ugly idol brats
would it be too wholesomechungus if eldreda was the sister that just prefered to stay indoors to assemble bangboo
>>585731654I have to say, the designers really put a ton of thought into designing Velina
I thought phoenix was cool, and I thought it was funny she didn't want to climb up the stairs and was desperately trying to use the elevator to get up the tower.
Posters who never came back?
>>585732186Yeah.... bullshit.
>>585732186She's got the raw power with her transformation, but I highly doubt she could defeat Banyue. Even if she can't be killed as far as we know, Banyue could definitely outlast her and keep her from respawning.
>>585731250But she brough Fairy to Phaethon all the way from Roscaelifer, and was the reason why they defeated Truvia. She also had info on everything, is not like she was just a blind idiot running into a fight bigger than herself.
Pyrois jobbed so hard if not Phoenix btw
>>585732315>I thought it was funny she didn't want to climb up the stairs and was desperately trying to use the elevator to get up the tower.Lindverne did ask for something crazy though
>>585732217A Shifu a day keeps the doctor away
AoD bros how are we feeling about EVEN MORE AOD CONTENT in 3.5? AoDs will never stop rerunning, they're just too powerful.
why did the mayor decide secrecy was more important than risking one of the core fucking cities that keep modern way of life functionaland as if his closest agents weren't already high on the list of confidentiality
The big three
>>585730584>His face is gross.>tfw I look like him irlit's over...
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm bad at mathIf I'm a f2p with 10k currency right now and don't plan on pulling until Sunbringer and Kafka and only those, can I actually save enough for them right now
>>585732594Imagine if they were good at making skins and if the player base weren't the most porn addicted knuckle draggers on the planet.
>>585732569Redhead truvia, always late hag and gun tail name a more iconic trio
>>585732614You can get Sunbringer easily, for Kafka no idea, depends on your luck, but as far as I know the Kafka banner is permanent.
Every character in this game is an unkillable godlike Mary Sue...until they're magically not because that's what's convenient for the dogshit ass story. Void Hunters are typically excempt from this but even then there's like a 10 minute story bit when they're useless jobbers. Or just never show up like Yixuan cause she's getting plowed in the ass some place.
>>585732564unironically to shill severian's bannerif the mayor sent shunguang and miyabi the situation would be resolved
>>585732552I love them. I don't regret a penny spent on them.
>>585732448>and keep her from respawningHe'd have to disable her without killing her, the problem is she dies really easily
>>585732594nice mod
>>585732207This artist is superb.
>>585729830Sorry but I have a girlfriend named Ju Fufu.
>>585732448>but I highly doubtDevs disagree with you
>>585732879>devs are retardedWhat else is new?
>>585730784Don't care was gonna skip anyways
ssshhh...dont wake the schizoid....
>>585732879Devs thought Seed was going to be VH tier popular
>>585732923Nothing retarded about this
>>585730969Already did>>585730992The people salivating over Eldreda skip the story, Lindlove stonks have done nothing but rise
>>585730784Don't care, she makes my cock hard and that's all that matters.
>>585732592Disguise self as giant baby etherialGet breastfed
>>585733018I was rolling her on her banner until I heard about Eldreda and stopped with 61 rolls to go and 54 tapes left
>>585731621Start asking in feedback but I don't see how they can write that in
>>585733018I don't care, metajeet
>>585732869Wife her
>>585733018Attacks are too fast for me
>>585732552Always a nice surprise to see them, I hope we these KFC skin where they were in those dresses too
I have no idea how to deal with shunwife. Any tips?
>>585733018>Replaced immediately by Kafka>0 Plot relevance abandoned immediately>Schizoid attached to herPenis is a waste of pulls
yes i pulled phoenixyes i will be pulling sunbringeryes i will grab banyue if he's on the triple rerun special banner thing
>>5857321022 main reasonsFirst one being VH, they need to give them several wins.Second is villains, nobody took late S1 and S2 villains seriously so they know they can't just release and kill 2 big baddies a patch especially with Pyrois around who's stronger than 90% of the Agents.
>>585732594Wuwa goat woman outfit
>>585733213I legally can't yet
>>585733303just yours
>>585733018I'm not a metakek
>>585733375>mudbloodHarry Potters fags out!
Promeia gf?
>>585732552Can't wait to see antis seethe when most of Cersea's screentime happens around the idols an Sunna's fat thighs
>>585733349Why notAre you underage?
>>585733405Can my manhood survive this?
>>585733437Nah, Evelyn is superior
>>585733437
Yea sure
>>585733437Yeah, mine.
>>585733171I hope they don't kill her. I think main reason why it's 2 in 1 it's something with plot. Plus Eldreda ult looks like spoiler
............You win.
>>585732710>but as far as I know the Kafka banner is permanent.Hold on, really?
>>585733487Normal Shungus yesAlbino Shungus no
UH OHHHHHHHHMETAFAG MELTYUH OHHHHHHHHH
>>585732460Anal sex with Vesper
Feet game
>AOD winhs again
>>585732552Are you so sure that Cecilia patch will even have AOD? It could be Astralyn patch she might even join her faction since it's two people
>>585733536She's taken though, Astra's gf.
After all these months, I still don't know how to properly play Shifu.I clear all the shill content that is thrown at her, but I also know I'm not playing her efficiently
>>585733437She's surprisingly a sweetheart. I adore her.
>>585733653HOLY MOTHER OF GOD I WISH THAT WAS ME
>>585733029Banyue's trailer showed him moving way faster, literally Miyabi tier speed, damn near flying with his level of hops, earth bending like he's the Avatar to do some Naruto style Sand Coffin shit and of course he's also a big ass robot with who knows how many years of martial experience. Phoenix is some retard with a lot of power.
>>585732594I wouldn't have skipped Velina had they made her like this
>>585733762why would the manager of AOD who is already a famous ex-idol join Astas yuri agency
>>585733303Ask anyone with family dealing with Alzheimer's
>>585733550Huge metatard melty lol
>>585729746We already as someone badass.
>>585733763It's ok, they both love dick.
>>585733763Just gotta get Eve a little drunk and she'll forget about Astra in an instant and become (You)r sex slave.
>>585729625how is this looping so fucking smoothly
>>585733018I am thoroughly enjoying it
>>585733904Hoyo is know for rug pulls
>>585733813>Phoenix is [headcanon]Canonically has more stats than Banyue, what's the point with arguing against it?
>>585733018i will
>Not one single Asian character since WaifeiStarting to notice.. and think
>>585734052See metafags don't understand that the most important aspect of enjoying ZZZ is the sexy animations.
>>585734132Genshin collab will fix it
>>585733018But I pulled Claret for her tits and feet
>>585732959Little did they know she was less popular than males in SEA.
Nangong Yu gf?
>>585734310too lewd
>Teheh~~ we're doing shady illegal business away from everyone's eyes on that abandoned island >let's placate our logo on every walls!And why the fuck is there even a TOPS logo. TOPS is like The Mag7, each one is its own company, they don't have a fucking common logo is if was a single entity.
She's such a fucking mid brick man. I wonder if Kafka is going to be stronger than her.
>>585733652Leaks say it doesn't follow the same schedule as normal banners and doesn't rotate, that it will most likely be permanent. I don't play HSR but apparently their Fate collab banner has been on-going for over a year with no end date, could be the same for HSR banner on ZZZ.
Why does it feel like we're almost done with S3 story already?
>>585733653writing off white shunguang was without exaggeration the biggest mistake they've ever made
>>585734345Can I suck her toes?
>>585734382Because we are, next patch should wrap it up.
>>585733762It would make 0 sense for it to be otherwise, Stars of Lyra is a perfectly closed faction and Cersea is connected to AoD in every single way.
>>585729916True and real
>>585734286Gameplay feel is important to, the staged EX, parries, EX into BA shortcuts, QA on ult...Phoenix might only be good in a fairly boring team but her own gameplay has above average juice for just having fun>AnywaysSanZ cooked so hard on some works, the Kotted lyrics are meticulously crafted:Yeah, the shining golden sightLet you inner spark igniteFind a treasure, glowing brightReach out for it and take a flightLucky or not, at least you triedchin up, in yourself confideno doubt fate's on your sideyou're chosen, so enjoy the rideThere are things you can't controlFortune's fickle, that's it's roleEmbrace the result, stop keeping scoreThat's the essence, life's true goalNot just trials, the battle's toughGo taking joy in simple stuffEven when it's getting roughTake it easy, having fun is just enough
Is Aria secretly a pervert?
>>585734502weak
This was the perfect moment.Missed opportunity for the animators to make Eldreda hold her face as she goes in for a kiss on Lindverne's lips.
>>585734482ANYTHING but the belly button area is okay!
What if you knocked on Miss Velina's door and she answered in only a bathrobe? Are you smart enough to sense the danger and flee?
>>585734374>no Velina
>>585729625do we know sunbringer pre farm mats
>>585734561Move Sstra out of the picture her in game model is hideous 99% of her art is offmodel
>>585734374>two on-fielders competing for field timebro at least use vivian or velina or promeia as the second teammate if you want to shitpost
>>585734636She is nothing without her fans. I can overpower her!
>>585734609AI it like the Remi/Lindverne kiss
>>585734636Velina is a slow old hag
>>585734561Aria is canonically an exhibitionist
>>585733340But like, why have Billy get a cool upgrade just to get his ass beat and never win any fights? Hell, if not win, at least not lose and be left crawling on the ground. Why introduce Promeia being all cool, but the best she can do is bully the retarded snake? She jobs alongside Billy, then jobs again with Yokai's Ethereal. Why introduce Sigrid and just have her be another retard who's biggest feat is not dying with Roxy in cuck jail? Why do they keep embarrassing agents? A villain doesn't need to be defeated in the same patch they're introduced in, but there should be some type of indirect back and forth that shows the villain's cunning and the hero's tenacity or vice versa. As it is now, if you aren't the MC or a VH, at best you're being used as a punching bag to show how strong the bad guy is.
>>585734636I'd just get whatever I was there for idc
>>585734726That might be too dangerous...
!!!airA efiw ym evol I
>>585734092>Miss "I fell off of Roscaelifer without even being chased isn't retardedSure bud. >has more statsIf it isn't shown, it might as well not be canon.
>>585734636I'm afraid that the moment you enter her line of sight and she gives you a devious grin, your destiny to become her throne is unavoidable.
Phoenix simultaneously makes me want to protect her but also prone bone and breed her like an animalIs this love?
>>585734973true love
>>585734973I read this exact same comment yesterday.
>>585734374did you not listen to people saying dont pull penix without velina?
>>585734765>the best she can do is bully the retarded snakeShe killed bunch of Romeuls in a few seconds
>>585734374>Alice
Opinions on the basement of Janes house?
pheonix is sacry and powerful cause shes essentially one of these but cant die and keeps chasing
>>585734973It's not true love unless you let her ride your face and pee down your throat.
>>585735054You mean the retard that Severian figured even Cissia could take on with no back up? Remember, he sent her in alone. Impressive.
>>585734913Just ignore him its usually just 1-2 weirdos
>>585734491S2 felt like it was neverending...
>>585734765>Billy & PromieaStory powerscaling powercreep, their feats like matching Pyrois are legit amazing but we're now dealing with enemies Enchainers and OG VH can't beat alone.>SigridYeah they did her dirty, fortunately our sweet Lady Lindverne still loves herToo many Agents per patch, the story can't keep up but I still want them to keep the release rate up because there are too many misses and I don't want to skip for 9 months straight
>>585734829>>585734945Why is this gay bitch not near his lover manato?
>>585734973Not but you're dangerously close to being Yandere
>>585735241up for your daily meltdown?
>>585734829>>585734945cute
>>585735169S3 feels like it's rushing the good parts we could linger on for a while...
>>585734895
ran out of bangboos to pull (that i like) so ive started saving for SunbringerBoo
>>585735321Wise is for men only, he’s a trans ally
>>585734765The villains only keep getting stronger.And not every new ally can be at a Void Hunter level or higher. We're slowly past the mid game into the end game where only high tier beings and Wise can contest the main antagonists.
>need velina>need remiellejust don't pull her, retard. she is worse than claret.
>>585735441i know you need allies, but this is too much
I want Sigrid to chase me down on foot and catch me while whinnying happily because I'm genuinely trying my best to give her a good run.
>>585735472>wise is literally brown.webm
M4W5 Rina
>>585735332s3 whole point is to sell the audience on the new main push, echainers
>>585735480>>need Velinaindeed>>need remiellenot at all if you already have Yuzuha
>>585734502It's a +3 to the Aria mention count, whether they like it or not, those posts only make AoD stronger
>>585734918>isn't retardedYes, she mogged Promeia in terms of competency just with one conversation at the start of the story >If it isn't shown, it might as well not be canon.This is not how canon works
Why does she look so frail?
>>585735586m6w7 Rina
Do we need a chubby agent?
>>585734374*angry metajeet noises*
>that one tranny who thought 1603 was a lierofl
>>585735572It will happen
>>585735673>>585735673Very nice. I also have M6 Neko I love
>>585735472So basically they wrote the power escalation way too fast, but because they have to keep releasing characters, the best they can do is give us fodder in between VH's. I think they could fix this by just having the story take place across a wider area. If current VH is stuck at X, then the regular guys at location Y are gonna have to find a way to not get obliterated without using their super powered friend as a crutch.
>>585735584You know it's inevitable that Wise will eventually be on par with The Creator.
phoenix breasts are really low on her chestmakes it look like shes not flat, she just has sagging flapjacks
>>585730149need bibian rerun...
>>585735586Basado
>yuzusloplmao
>>585735885Perlman is the strongest man alive, wise is the weakest
>>585735673Rina is so cute- OH MY GOD
>>585734609Kek, why are you obsessed with this scene. Kill yourself
told you bros why didn't you listen to me >>571083907
do you think we'll get any other male chars other than crowe, joyous and shiyuan this season? it's already a lot but there's always hope...
>>585736019I need some guarantee skip banners so yeah
>>585735698Velina isn't chubby, she's pregnant
>>585736019>shiyuan>this season
>>585734636Danger here i come!
One worm per year. You already have your Severian, fucking faggot
>>585735885
is this site accurate?
>npc boobslop instead of crowewhat are these devs doing man
Behold the ultimate build
>>585736268Wise is the ultimate worm
>>585736289never seen anyone post this site in my life
>>585736371It's called assKINO you fucking faggot
https://2ch.life/gacha/src/7724431/17930458199020958665.jpg
>>585735664>she's better at talking than the most socially inept character in the game Ignoring that, everyone in that scene was made stupid just so Phoenix could seem smart. She still fell off an island being retarded.>This is not how canon worksIt is indeed how canon works. An author can say anything they like, if it isn't backed up in the story, it's bunk. This is why people stress the importance of feats. I can't believe Phoenix is stronger just because it's said. It was said in game that Sigrid could go toe to toe with a Void Hunter, do you believe that?
pedo shit dont click
>>585736468seems like a cool way to plan your pull economy
we love oppai here, especially if dekai
>>585736567thanks king
>>585736371kill yourself troonaka1 worm per year
>>585736567...you lied to me
>>585735885Considering where the story goes, it does seem like mihomo is trying to make their MC the strongest being in the universe.
>>585736520Nice
WHAT did you say about Obol Squad???
>>585736567Liar!
>>585735169S2 was very bad.
>>585736707aftershock is my most well invested team
>>585736686maybe only in HSR when it's obvious that Trailblazer is future aeon
>>585736707Ok, let me repeat myself.Isolde is far superior in every way to all the OBOLjobbers COMBINED. She's sexier and more memorable. MiHomo fucked up by not making her playable.
>>585736853Pyrois will get even more power ups, watch.
Tongue kissing Magus
>>585736959What's happening down there?
>>585735896Get her pregnant then
Should I even keep Caesar in my 50/50 potential losses?
check it out
>>585737041delusions!
>>585737115even if she's a brick i still love her and have her in mine
two.............more..............weeks.................
>>585734765This game is doing horribly for a Hoyo titleThey don’t have a choice but to shill low effort slop instead of sticking to a vision
Navels smell incredibly bad
>>585737203My Jewish wife….
>>585737339eggs and milk...
>>585737339he's very fun to play but im scared the leaked 3.7 wind attack vh might be Joyous who i like more so im gonna pull him on his rerun just in case
>>585736548>everyone in that scene was made stupid just so Phoenix could seem smartSo, doesn't count? Lol>It was said in game that Sigrid could go toe to toe with a Void HunterAnd it was also said that it's just Lindverne overhyping her. But not even considering that, there's no way for her to know the real power of every VH, while Phoenix is compared to people from her faction.Also, Banyue had never shown the ability to keep up with anything around Truvia's powerlevel, so I guess he's weaker even with your logic.
>>585736019They should make Romeul (miracle) or Carinus (realistic) playableWith how empty 3.7 and 3.8 will be I wouldn't be surprised if Big Daddy is one of the slots though, seems like anyone could be pullable in the last 2 patches of the season
uhhhhfocuuuus~
>>585737424Manato and wise had gay sex in front of everyone
>>585737427
Even if you don't really like Claret, would you still at least be willing to 2koma insta-loss her if she started yapping at you or teasing you?
nyangyong
>>585737676A 32 year old man wrote this
>>585737424LOL
3.5 Shiyuan, Cecilia3.6 Storyteller, S Nicole3.7 Joyous, Crowe3.8 Big Daddy, S Hugo Alter
>>585737676I'd put her in the full nelson and finish just in time as Roxy entered the room and saw.
>>585737723The wimpiest wimp to ever exist
i feel like im going schizo
Lacing 32 year old men's food with Phoenix blood
>Tried to pull for Phoenix>Got kottedMaybe I should just wait for Sunbringer...
A tiny tiny smack and I could drop dead!
>>585738008is this real?
>>585738009*shotguns*
>>585737424
>>585737505No, it doesn't count. >It's said that it's just Lindverne overhyping herPost a screenshot. I don't remember that beyond someone here saying that might be the case. >using outside logic to try and justify your positionNo no no, you're not allowed to do that, remember? That's MY thing, that you're acting like one can't do. >Banyue has never been shown the ability to keep up with anything around Truvia's powerlevel, so I guess he's weaker even with your logicMy logic says he probably could given the other feats he's shown. Your "logic" is >Writer said so so it's trueI'm going off of evidence shown in game and making extrapolations based off of what is concretely shown, you're not. Also, you seemed to have forgotten that Wise/Belle and Pyrois did all of the heavy lifting in that fight.
>>585737723Bibi...
>>585736605W shill
Sunna does anal?
>>585737914This post is targeted at me.
>>585737723Licking Bibi
>>585730805got her and her ball but i still haven't built her and i don't know what she does
>>585738194I'm still buying from fufu.
I am angryI want so many units at M1 but am poor
>>585738146Wise is happily married to his gay lover Manato and gets it up the ass daily
now that i think about it s2 was pretty urban compared to s3
>>585737840Damien when?
>>585738303Keep your gay fantasies to yourself.
>>585738189Sunna only knows how to exchange awkward glances
>>585730528if the bag doesn't say "onion girl" its shit
What if Yixuan Shifu gf?? How does life change??
>>585738360S4 VH 2-in-1 with Zhao
>>585738419>fantasyIt’s canon, he’s gay and likes it up the ass, just like wise players like it up the ass
>>585738253pero pero
We all love Norma here. And anyone saying they don't is a FUCKING liar
>>585738419>>585738601Bibi
>>585738608>We all love FUCKING Norma
>>585738105>My logic says he probably could given the other feats he's shown.Nah, he would fold from one attack, I have as much evidence as you.>Pyrois did all of the heavy liftingPyrois jobbed hard before Phoenix showed up
>>585738548Uh huh, whatever gets you off
>>585738640petting with bibi
>>585738770>>585738870ZZZ won a GLADD award because wise is super duper gay and for men
>>585738342They are both urban. It’s just that the outfits of the agents are noticeably more different Velina is pretty great but Norma is missing an accessory or two to highlight her scientist gimmickRemielle is a mixed bag as she’s too much of a sexy stripper but given her archetype within Hoyo, it’s is what it is Claret and Roxy are in charge of the mineral processing factory but are both dressed like Halloween units Phoenix could use a nurse hatSeverian is fineAnd the Sunbringer siblings are an entire can of worms everyone is flinging at each other until this very day
>>585729625 So i finnished current chapter but im confused. What is exactly roscalifer time line. d At the time she sunbringer was an enchainer did the hive lord hollow just floating in the middle of sky and inside of hollow was just empty space ? And after she contain it she start to build roscalifer at the same place ? And why did rammiele and pheonix wanned to kill eldreda. I guess rammiele has her motive but pheonix and tops ?
>>585739006velina has literally nothing at all what are you talking about
>>585738961Will you keep embarrassing yourself till the bump limit?
good afternoon /zzz/!
>>585739006>urban means job related accessoriesHoly kek
>>585738764This is Lindverne gassing up Sigrid when she was newly appointed. The guy saying Sigrid could go toe to toe with a VH was after we met her. Given her reputation in present day, it's hard to believe she's frauding off of Lindverne's earlier hype building. >I have as much evidence as you I posted footage from his trailer. You.... posted nothing.>Pyrois jobbedHe did not. Put on the back foot? Sure, but that's not the same as Silly getting laid out.
>>585739068The only embarrassment is wise
>>585738862Nice post pregnancy?
ZZZ as a whole game is too cut-corner and shoddily made. Except for Void Hunter characters who get some production value piled on, every other character – from story to effects – is pure discarded trash. The story presentation is just PowerPoint + Tencent Meeting. ZZZ has had low story production capacity for two consecutive versions, 3.2 and 3.3, padding runtime with PPT. 3.3 is even half an hour of PPT slideshow. And the game's optimization is terrible. With worse visuals than Wuthering Waves, its framerate and smoothness get completely crushed by Wuthering Waves. Most critically, playability is basically zero. Because there's no open world, pulling a character just lets you fight monsters. Want to stroll around the open world and take photos? No way. To put it plainly, it's a bigger version of PGR. Playing ZZZ is worse than playing PGR – at least PGR has a no-50/50 banner.
>>585739293whats going on here
>>585730784I thought that was hilarious and totally in character for her. Absolute wife behavior. What bothered me was Anby getting squashed by a couple of TOPS mooks, nevermind the rest of the squad
no wonder the rating went up to 16+...
>>585739190I think the guy who talks about gay sex impromptu is more embarrassing, but sure.
>>585739446>he didn’t read the main story where wise and manato marry and have gay butt sexYou’re a story skipper, aren’t you?
the only reason im even considering pulling sunbringer is cause these two are the best skins in the game
>>585739610feels good to pull sunbringer because i like them a lot AND they coincidentally have the best skins in the game.
YOUMEMOVIESRIGHT NOW.GET YOUR SHOES ON AND PUT ON A NICE SHIRT
>>585739580No, I didn't engage with your gay fantasies.
>>585739171>The guy saying Sigrid could go toe to toe with a VHAnd where do you think this guy heard that?>I posted footage from his trailer.Where he fights the most basic Ethereals. Promeia showed even higher speed yet jobbed against Kusarikku.>Sure, but that's not the same as Silly getting laid out.Can you guess what would happen without Phoenix and magical pistol?
>>585739119Hello Sunna!
its not possible to like zzz and have iq higher then 80
>>585739756Nah, Banyue is stronger.
>>585739863Hmmm, no.
>>585739751They aren’t fantasies, they are canonically gay and have down syndrome, it’s a lovely tale about two gay retarded homos that find love.
>>585739913notice the goat isn't here
>>585735472Feels like we're at GI's S7 equivalent in the story, like we skipped half of the buildup.Every OG VH could've had their own season with a new VH in the mid-season, hell this already was kinda done in the worse S2 with YSG's master Shifu turning down the title. But no, we're getting 2, potentially 3 OG VH this season and 1 of the remaining ones is confirmed dead.Story hype in S2 was kinda low because before 2.5 nothing of what was happening was tied to Eridu nor the established lore, just misma this and miasma that. Story hype after S3 will be dead because they've used up every single plot thread that hasn't been rendered pointless.
I have AGP and really like tits being as tight and perky as possible (size does not matter at all for my tastes)What agent should I pull for
>>585739963Hmm, yes.
>>585740010It seems like you're describing your life there.
>>585739582Eating Bibi pussy and ass
>>585735618They want to sell future enchainers yet they lack the confidence to sell the 3 existing ones separately
>>585739190
I want to fuck Fiony!
>>585739741But I'm horny Shungus
YSG love, yes?
>>585740104Nuh uh.
>>585740110The audience that likes wise has down syndrome, yes.
>>585740121mmmm delicious
>>585740214My dad works at Mihoyo and he confirmed he is indeed stronger.
>>585740101norma is trooncoded
>>585739773Nicole? Perfection.
>>585740217Sure thing little guy. Just keep fantasizing about homo sex.
>>585740154Is that an image of wise players? I knew they were retarded troons>>585740351Keep shipping a gay man with women, it’ll never be canon
Shungus should have made more offhand sexually-charged comments about proxy after the shungenesis
>>585740273My dad is Dawei and he will make sure that he's weaker.
Meh, I'll just let him seethe.
>>585736707My favourite Agents and the devs biggest regret
>>585740542Our favorite gay homo who’s retarded…
>>585740426>troons cant even recognized him/theyself in the mirrorClassic
Our heroes
so if you got Phoenix pregnant, would the fetus also be immortal or would she basically be guaranteed to abort it within a day
If I chopped up Phoenix and quickly ate her, in what form would she return???
>>585740830It would burst out her stomach and instantly grow to another Phoenix
>>585740894sex
>>585738105NTA and I don't have the screenshot but it's a Sigrid trust event.
>>585740774>>585740792>>585740796Wise is a transsexual with down syndrome who’s married to his nonbinary xerfriend Manato
>>585740894Seeeeex
>>585740830According to Phoenix bird lore, yes even the unborn babies are considered immortal.
>>585740830depends on how much turning someone into a sacrifice fundamentally alters their DNA. it's safe to assume it does in some capacity for normal sacrifices, but phoenix is clearly an unusual case as she shows no signs of etherealization in any way.a penix fetus probably won't develop the same powers as penix herself, and even if it would, it probably wouldn't have it at such an early stage of development.so i'd say the fetus dies. even ignoring her death and rebirth shtick, she just doesn't have the constitution to sustain another life within her. she can't even passively sustain her own life.
>>585740926You'd become Phoenix
>>585741152Look how gay and retarded he is….
>>585741130
Yep, still replying.
>>585735472That's astronomically a dogshit design on the level of the most bottom rung shonen slop like RWBY turned out. Because what the fuck do you mean, we're at the endgame before Phaethon has even a iota of a character arc and 70% of the main story doesn't matter?
Which of the three sunbrigners is the clingiest and most humid?
>>585741152Post Bibians without Wise or you're as bad as he is and doing this intentionally.
>>585735825>>585740041we're gonna break past the Dark Wall and find out New Eridu is not alone bwos
haha wow SEX with REMIELLE DANS ASS aha wow woohoo YEAH cmon!!
>>585741157I'm not that anon, but what if I want to be Phoenix and take advantage of her revival abilities by taking multiple times the lethal dose of caffeine in one setting and then use the adrenaline rush to ride a long, thick rod as vigorously as I can for however much time I can until my heart gives out
>>585740830ethereals cant get pregnant so its no problem
>>585741502But then I can’t stare at wise’s ass?!? You heartless bastard
>>585741334Stop giving xim attention in any form
>>585741492Definitely Eldreda. I feel like Dracaene is somehow more emotionally mature than Eldreda for some reason.
>>585741564You'd better film it then
How would you make Bibi stop being obsessed with Proxies and make her fall for (You)?
I really love the Idea of Eldreda being super shy and girly under cool/serious personagap moe ftw
>>585741627>>585741643I’m a wise homo and I reply to myself…
I can fix her zzz devs.Please don't kill her.
I enjoy Bagel but they need to give you more Z-merits for playing itYou get a good amount for playing HZ and there's also a common encounter that gives you a bunch moreMeanwhile in Bagel you just get 20 merits in a briefcase every million years
>>585741492eldreda bro, she's literally clinging to her mothers statue 90% of the time.
>>585741492Eldreda for sure.
>>585741835ML game
Saving all these bibis
Cute and CanonYuri won!
>>585734561yes
>>585741838you can do boththe standard HZ has a 900 weekly capbagel has no cap but is more rare
>>585741835I don't play other mihomo games so I dunno who you're talking about.
>>585741929CUTE CUTE CUTE
>>585739006>Didn't even mention Sigridyeah....>Roxy and ClaretFits in goth subculture urvan but Claret is too big of Jane swimsuit copypaste, still wierd for their job but yk blood & vampire themes (So Victoria and Mockingbird, very original Hoyo).>VelinaNot even worth commenting on.>SevIs boring but that makes him fit.>Phoenix Krampus, they're wierd I won't judge.>Remi Should've stayed on black.>SBsDracie is completely fineLind's skin carries but it wouldn't take much to edit her base into something perfectly appropriate for her duties, especially with her personality; She's a Starlight fan after allEldreda looks good for combat but the skin does nothing for her and she still needs something proper to wear when administrating and hosting events roscalifer
>>585741810She didn't look that cool or serious when Lindverne spoke to her, she looked more worried that she got found out being the only one holding out the Hive Lord Hollow since she was too worried about Lind or Drac getting involved.
>>585741787Why would I stop her obsession with (literally me)?
>>585738194Incredibly true
Are you rolling for the hag?
>>585741987>>585741882Forgot to say that I’m gay and really like looking at wise’s fat ass
>>585741920>3DPD roasties
>>585741502this is one of the worst images I've ever seendefiling yotsuba with such a lesser being
>>585739006No in S3 looks urban, they all look like fantasy characters
>>585741920
How bro thought he looked like when he typed that
I need (You)s.
>>585742103Only is she’s A.
sunna fuarking summer sunshine
>>585742283Bibi looks so soft
>>585741773Not only would I film it, I'd have the readings from the thigh-attached heart rate monitors directly on-screen while also sticking a stethoscope between my tits recording the struggle in full detail
>>585740186Lust not love
>>585742402World's cutest?
>>585741334You are the father
>>585741545Nothing will make me care more than Koleda forgiving her long dead father
>>585742673She died from wise’s bad breath from eating out of the trash
>>585742659Hey Sunna I saw that sex tape, you do anal?
>>585742459Devs made sure to prove such statements wrong
Got a (You)!
>>585742842Touch
>>585741827You'll get this season's Isolde whether you like it or not
>>585742283
>>585742402Ummmmm trvke?
>>585741827Too late anon
>>585741827Only her brother can fix her.
>>585742873>>585743043We love our gay faggot wise!
>>585741492What do you mean by humid?
Bibi won
Yada....
>>585743207>>585743226I can see his prolapsed anus….
>>585743068hi there 1603... where are your sisters...
>>585743043
More (You)s are welcome.
So when are they going to cave and just reclass the old Defense as Armorer?
>>585743229
>>585741627Hey I also want some attention.
>>585743391They're busy with Wise
lol
>>585743043what did she mean by this
>>585743463They won't since Armorer is a DPS that uses def stats while Defense class is basically Support but tank
We all agree wise is a stupid loser cuckold that likes shotas and shitting in his massively large diaper?
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>585743552I like to think Eldreda is super clingy and emotionally dependent as a GF because she's insecure.
>>585741502It's the same guy replying to himself. He did this shit months ago when he pretending to be a Lycaon poster, constantly replying to himself to keep a steady reply chain of absolute nonsense spam
>Nicole SP >Cecilia SPI get nicole but were there any hints that Cecilia could fight? I expected her to have the same combat capabilities as Venus
>>585743634Go back
>>585743825Back to selling her breastmilk and pit sweat.
>>585743795
>>585743950What the fuck is she even talking about
>>585743885She probably can "fight" as much as Astra can
>>585743885If the AoD were NPC, would you think they could fight?
she's so sex
Will /zzz/ buy Vivian? Surely you will right??
>>585744153dude....repost was prohibited...
>>585743527
Holy shit, Sun went Viral on Bilibili
>>585744158Aria is a war robot and Nangong smashed a locker with her mace
>>585744236I also fed that image to AI.
Eldreda pov
>>585744158>A robot>An angel>A random kid with a cartoon hammerEasily.
I want to be Phoenix and go through sexual experiences intense enough to kill me every single day, any questions
>>585744404No that's MY pov
>>585744404Eldreda is not literally me though.
>>585743795>basically Support but tankThen just make them Support. Move Ben and Zhao to Armorer and make Seth, Caesar, and Pan Support.While we're at it, make Robin a Support like she clearly is.
>>585743773I don't think 40 year old women should dress like this...
Kazoku Hares.
>>585744438What do you think of collarbone kisses?
>>585744519What are the stakes in HSR anyway?
>>585744438In a better game she'd be a nympho turboslut
>>585744530Zhao scales off health
I play as wise and like shitting my pants
I'm sorry Nicole but my dick is getting dried by her
>>585743950Big talker
>>585744615Okay then, she gets Support too.
>>585744438Would you use an ether crystal?
flustered bibi
>>585744580I'm happy to either give or receive them, I'm not picky>>585744596If I had control of her body I'd also be a nympho turboslut, and I'd be happy to go multiple hours straight without being able to get any oxygen>>585744781As a dildo? Absolutely
vesper for 3.5
>>585729625Pyrois is way too masculine no matter which MC you choose.
We wise players are the gayest and most prideful zesty homos on earth
>>585739348Not eveyr unit needs Vfx slop, this is why Pgr never went as big, every unit feels like the same Vfx cutscene slop so the whole novelity of it wore off. You need a balance between clean animations and vfx cutscene slop
Buttery girlPost her
>skips Roxy because she’s a dyke (I was jealous)>Roxy will run the armorer meta from here on outFuck lesbians
Why did OGbringer make Eldreda look like her but gave her huge honkers instead?
clingy bibi
>>585745112>Fuck lesbiansGladly
>>585744858Using Zhao as a dildo...The ace of Krampus is truly depraved
>>585745112>Roxy will run the armorer metaLol
So since Sunbringer is 3 in 1, does that mean individually they are weaker than Remi, Shifu, Shungus and Mibibi lorewise?
>>585745205she's stronger than Norma with her new disk set
>>585745103
>>585745290KILL HER
>>585745215Weaker than Soukaku
/hsr/ is blaming us for their game being shit again.somebody said we cost 1.5 billion dollars a year, very funny stuff going on in their threads lately.
>>585745119She didn't, OG always had massive tits but she always wears her coat
>>585745003We also get strong and caring bfs.
>>585745205What happens when we get an armorer that doesn’t work with Norma?
Shout it with me my gay brothers, WISE IS A FAGGOT
>>585745119I wish Eldreda was flat
>>585744285I wouldn't trust a Chinese platform for anything ever. The most botted country on earth.You can't even open Douyin lately without 30 ads popping up that count every one as a "view"
>>585745321aria don't say that..
bloodsucking bibi
>>585745521
>>585739348>The story presentation is just PowerPoint + Tencent MeetingThis is why TV mode was vital to the core of ZZZ and why the game fell off a cliff ever since its removal
Why would an Enchainer wish for giant tits if she can't be fucked by human men???
>>585745373Their thread literally has multiple troons erping or blacked posting every hour of the day
>>585745631Why not
>>585745434That’s so cute, I’m glad we wisefags finally get the representation we deserve!
Fucking collab killed this game
Why is our thread so superior in every way to /hrtg/?
>>585745631i mean she had two personal frames of reference for what human women can look like, with one of them being REMIELLE of all people.
I want to have sex with Zhao
>>585745775Less infighting.
Drinking Lord Phaethon's fluids...
>>585745716Wise deserves the best.
>>585745775Well we don't salespost to gloat about how much money we make for our masters for one.
>>585744858 (me)Oops, the third reply was meant to be directed at >>585744804>>585745176I got a giggle out of that one, silly me
>>585745863Looking good bro
>>585745710>got catfished on a dating app and it was a loli all along
blushing bibi again
>>585746038This art was totally made for the straight male gaze btw
wisechadsdo NOT skip phoenix
cornered bibi>>585746105looks like your average shoujo scene
>>585740078random kid with a fat fucking ass
>>585746304Woah...
>>585746304Okay now without clothes
>>585745468Bang a gongGet it on
Why did Remi choose to be bi
Who has a thicker bush between Sunna and Nangong?
My trans hero wise made me confidant enough to tell my family that I’m a trans woman of color and proud!
>>585745373i think hsrg is some kind of weird social experiment, they don't even talk about hsr anymore most of the times
>>585746426Remi is "fucking everything"-sexual because of mihoyo omnipandering.
>>585746304How
bibi monroe
>>585745829I say this
>>585745215void hunters had to have been strong enough back in the day to take down an enchainer to get their karma core and use it to make a void hunter weapon in the first place, so void hunters are defacto stronger than enchainers even without their weapons.eldreda is also the only sunbringer of the bunch with a void hunter weapon in her arsenal. you may as well just exclude dracie and lindy from this discussion.that being said, we don't know how much divvying up the karma core into 3 depowered it. they all 3 ended up getting genesis reconstruction, and it doesn't seem any less capable than normal (other than the fact that lindy isn't very imaginative so she's worse at using it).
>>585746426With a body like that, who wouldn't? I'd be a whore for both sides too if I were Remi.
>>585746493Welcome to your first Hoyo gacha
>>585746695yea I like pussy I can't blame a girl for liking pussy too
>>585746764I don't play other homoyo games but knowing that made me very disappointed overall.
Sex with Alice
>>585743825He's been a ride or die friend, we adopted Anby for months during her patch and Billy's been around, no reason not to help her for a year or two
>>585746896Yuzuha...
Hoyo knows that pandering to the wise homos equals more money. You just know the rich gays like the wise and Manato love scene
>>585746896
>>585746956...takes my cock while Alice sits on my face.
>>585743950Dialyn makes me horny but what truly turns me on is the autism and talent of the animators behind this
*gabu*
>>585747008Why are you lying?
>>585730969The devs are the biggest shitposters in this commnity.
>>585747105It's true and canon my friend. I specifically gave her nakadashi.
This game's story presentation is really assI'm literally just letting it play in the background while i do other shit
>>585744285>Sun went Viral on BilibiliIs that surprising?Chinese game popular in China ?
>>585747193I think the VN part is just too stiff compared to the other parts of the game, and that takes up the majority of your playtime.
>>585731614Gimme your account info I'll do them for you.
I'm poor, brown and 3rd worlder and I have to skip Phoenix because Sunbringer is on the next patch. Even If I roll sunbringer, I'm still going to be bad at the game because I play on a 5 year old android phone on 30 fps. I love yuri btw.
>>585744438Which animal would you prefer to fuck?Would you do an ethereal?Do Thirens deserve rights?
>>585731614use phone or a tablet or something
>>585746674>so void hunters are defacto stronger than enchainers even without their weapons.1 vs 1 Enchainers are stronger even vs VH weapons
>>585747178This could've been the collab but we'll have borin instead
>>585747178Hate this character so much.
last one for bibi
luckily we dont have to put up with SHITvian spam anymore
>>585747640saved by the image reply limit
Dialyn butthole
I’m a wise player and I’m unloved and mentally challenged, does this game run on a crappy 2008 android tablet? That’s all I can afford because I’m gay like how Manato is gay for wise
>>585729681>>585729681>>585729681
>>585747531what message is this trying to send
Kissing Dialyn's toes and giving each a five-star review
Kissing AnbyInside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfRP_UFDX9Y
Asking Dialyn how her day was
Giving Dialyn thoughtful gifts and earnest compliments
Nicole can I see your feet
Bibi sucks blood and semen
>>585738690Buff her already
