Welcome to Sonic the Hedgehog General! Here we discuss all things Sonic!/sthg/ #9688 - Nothing is Canon Edition==NEWS==>Discord server for some reasonhttps://x.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/2107231633082294555>SONIC PICO PARK on 12 November 2026https://picoparkgame.com/spp/>Sonic the Hedgehog: Memories and Beyond on 12 November 2026https://youtu.be/gg33XSAtdZM>Sonic the Hedgehog's 35th anniversaryhttps://www.sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog?tab=35th-anniversary>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 on 19 March 2027https://x.com/SonicMovie>Netflix animated series for preschoolers with attitude in productionhttps://variety.com/2026/film/news/crazy-taxi-movie-netflix-sega-sonic-stranger-than-heaven-1236861148/==COMICS==Sonic the Hedgehog X Godzilla #4 - 11 November 2026Sonic and the Blade of Courage #18 - November 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #92 - 9 December 2026==OTHER==>Linkshttps://rentry.org/sthglinks>SAGEhttps://sagexpo.org/>SHChttps://shc.zone/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4ruPrevious Zone: >>585695317
Kravk won
Archiefags calling game versions of the characters boring again? Yes, because they hate the games.
Do you prefer having more bots in Sthg threads so you can have more people to talk to, or do you prefer real people
Sonurge
>>585762586I'm very familiar with Sonic scaling unlike you, and i say Sonic no diffs Goku
>>585762494Movie did it better
>>585762586But not Super Sonic lel>>585762694Yeah I think white space puts in heavy lifting for the speed part>>585762538Infinite mogs Egg bosses because his characterization and his power/Eggman's creation of it actually go work with the series and character
>>585762636Bots would give better discussion. If i could only talk to bots who can help me with lore and fanfic stuff i would
Sonic
>>585762765>Infinite>having good characterization You guys are just like raccoons. All you do is eat trash
>>585762843I just realized that this is essentially like asking if you'd chat with AI. No, AI is bad and evil.
>>585762940stop seething luddite
Tails!
>>585762924You don't seem like you understand the post so I'll just clarify that I'm not talking about you liking Infinite or not. His characterization doesn't violate Eggman's character
>>585763016Go chat with your AI gf and leave us alone.
>>585762765Infinite is a dogshit character with inconsistent story, powers, unresolved Vs Shadow plot and is multiple times gets cucked in his own game, first by Sonic randomly getting stronger and then by Eggman randomly stealing the spotlight with his copycat of a boss robot.
>>585762924>Archiefag attacking a character from the games to defend the shitbosses
>>585762940Ai is good because it takes power away from evil politically brainwashed faggots
>>585762940AI is just a tool Jesus christ get over yourselves
>>585763138Ok you're free to think all that. Still better than Egg Bosses lmao
>>585762636I prefer real people, if I wanted to talk to a bot I could set it up myself or go to a dedicated chatbot website. Please don't spam /sthg/ with bot posts
>>585763275>>585763146Bosses are infinitely better of a concept than Infinite lol
>>585762686Disgusting!
>>585763292Can you teach me how to set up a good chatbot
>>585763391>Emerl was the best GizoidSo then the game Gizoids being better is because they were built after him?
>>585763458I don't know what your goal is
>>585756649>>585756834Safe-edgy Nu-Sonic would never use the word "suicidal".
>>585763557A new antagonist for Blaze!
>>585763557>New thread? Gotta spam my repost!
>>585763416Sonic loves his cute tenrec
>>585762924It doesn't matter. Eggbosses make Eggman OOC.
>>585763573Game Gizoids at this point are far stronger than Emerl because they can fight post-Emerl fight Sonic and win (Charyb)
>>585763632Blaze is not relevant. She was never relevant.
>>585763610Im not really holding that against the series considering society today.
>>585763658I don’t think you know what spam means
>>585763726Explain
>>585763573Narrative wise I'm not sure if they were supposed to be stronger honestly
<3
Wish I may, wish I mightBe someone else tonightSometimes I wish I was never born at allAnd I'll try to save the world'Cause in the end I knowI'm the chosen one
>>585763743And who is at fault for society today? Women.
>>585763573The game never says that the living gizoids are stronger than emerl, that's just something fans came to the conclusion of with power scaling logic
>>585763712They make him better actually, Eggman likes telling people what to do (Gens) and having underlings to boss around with threats is a fun concept>>585763830>>585763851Sonic constantly grows stronger every game, even shown in Battle when he jumps to Emerl's level when he absorbed the power of FInal Egg Blaster, and beat him in like 30 seconds, the Chronicles gizoids put up a better fight against him, with Charyb shitstomping him and his party
>Egg Bosses Only Archie fans care about this because they are obsessed with Sonic getting "rogue galleries" like Batman.
>>585764047Archie fans are fucking stupid holy shit
>>585764047That's a fine idea but I really wouldn't bank authorial intent on that.
>>585764152You daggots literally beg for every single character to reappear in every game
Emerl was the Gizoid with the most POTENTIAL.
>>585764000Yeah a bit
>>585764297Not after he was nerfed lol
>>585764000Nice job not blaming cuck guys who relent to them
The dialoge: Emerl is the best GizoidThe interpretation: If you scale him based on x to the power of 2 he is actually weaker than bioware's OC
>>585764279What does that have to do with giving Eggman a legion of Koopaling jobbers?
>>585764445Bet you love orbot and cubot you faggot
>>585764047Sonic did not become Star Cluster destruction level by beating a berserk out of control Emerl, who earlier in the story in a calm mind beats Sonic and Shadow together. No they were not 'holding back'. You understand neither Battle nor Eggman>fun conceptJust say "I like them" instead of "they're good". I LIKE jerking off to Archie girls. They aren't GOOD Sonic designs
Orbot and Cubot are better than Eggbosses because they are things Eggman would actually use and not Ian's fanfic
Super Power of Teamwork it is
>>585763610Safe edgy Nu Sonic would talk like low-IQ, alphabet, TikTok-addicted zoomer and would instead use the words "unalive" and S.A"
>>585764401>i.e woman
>>585763557God I miss themespecially TB
>>585764509Orbot and Cubot don't interfere with anything. You literally want to give Eggman his own Koopalings. People want to fight his unique machines, not same blobian jobbers over and over.
>>585764591Adventure era Eggman would have never built orbot and cubot
>>585764608Most of these are garbage except for Witchcart, Kukku, and Squid
The guy defending the shitty eggbosses is that Al and Cal drawfag. He's an Archiefag who doesn't give a shit about the games and is steeped in retarded Archie headcanon
>>585764047I don't think Sonic is supposed to be physically stronger after Battle or anything. Like I see where the logic is there and stuff but it's never been that kind of series. Sonic will job and win to opponents of inconsistent strength. the narrative doesn't keep track of that.
>>585764608It's not teamwork because they aren't a team. Again this is shit because the real Eggman doesnt NEED them. Even when he made Infinite, which again works because Infinite is *essentially* his creation, he surpasses Infinite himself because it was never about "i need a jackal to hold the Ruby and do the work", he doesnt NEED to make tenous political allies who do conquering for him. And just because you think its "fun" doesnt justify the shitting on his character
>>585764758Evidence?
>>585764745Why did you sneak in squid with two game characters
>>585764717Sage interferes with Eggman's character a ton but you faggots love her
>>585764634>"unalive"Um, it's "Sewerslide" now since millennials kept making fun of them for the other.
>>585763712>>585764591>>585762616>>585762580>>585762051>>585764758World's most obvious astrosurfing troll
>>585764758Archiefags need to be hung
>>585764638Nope just an alpha who doesnt let women rule over himSeems like a woman behind your screen though right?
Not all team darkfags are archiefags but all archiefags are teamdarkfags
>>585764865>1 youFuck off back to /co/
>>585764821He seethes when you tell him anything from Archie is ooc
>>585764851And your solution is to make it worse?
>>585764865Definitely. Im earnestly arguing against Eggbosses and hes just shitting things up with his shitposting. No clue what his goal is. Might lump in >>585764953 too
>>585764925I actually don’t think Rouge or Omega are enhanced by their attachment to Shadow and I’d rather them not be tied to him at all.
Archie is dead and never coming back. Your shitty comic was only ever an advertisement for the games.
If you think Sage makes Eggman OOC, you never understood his character.
>>585764953Shit the fuck up dude. Evan and Ian are a HELL of a better writers than you'll ever be you jealous sack of chud shit
>>585765060Kys lettuce
>>585764821>>585764758Yes its true, its me>>585764785And yes they are a team in their most prominent story>>585764961I don't
>>585765020>OmegaThis is retarded
Kitsunami!
>>585765101So which is it? Underlings or team?
>>585765139Ooc
>>585765181It can be both y'know
>>585765101You realize you're talking to Randomfox right? You shouldn't have r confirmed that for him.
>>585765161>>585765208Ugly badly designed character
>>585765114He is not enhanced by Shadow.
>>585765238No it cant. Because Eggman doesnt consider anyone his equal or his partner. Everything about the egg bosses just shits on what Eggman is supposed to be and do
The obsession with giving Shadow and Eggman friends. So strange.
Archiefags are incapable of understanding Sonic characters
>>585765139>>585765210For Sage, at least
>>585765294Yes he is. His relationship with Shadow adds a layer to his character. Without that he becomes far flatter.
Douge
>>585765253Frankly i don't care, he isn't doing anything to me because i'm barely there and don't plan to comeback much more>>585765324Eggman doesn't consider Bosses his equals or true partners, he is actively using them
>>585765415Explain why their relationship matters.
Sonic? Eh, I gave up on him ages agoBut you're looking pretty cute rn Knuckles <3
Infinite>a subordinate who Eggman sacrificed>had literally no choice but to go to Eggman, was tortured and rebuilt as a weapon >eventually turns on Eggman like every other organic ally Archie Eggman is OOC. Stop trying to force it.
>>585765440ooc memeslop
>>585765139>PikoPiko-AllStar
>>585765289Fag
>>585765540Off model ugly oc
>>585765463What do Egg bosses accomplish that canon characters like Orbot or Metal Sonic can't?
>order burger>sonic deliversHow do you stop him from leaving as fast as he came?
Honestly it makes sense for a global empire to have regional commanders. They shouldn't be particularly important or powerful, just competent enough to manage resources and territories in Eggman's stead so that he can focus on more important tasks.
>>585765502Infinite was a mercenary he hired you idiot
https://mobilegames.network/news/sonic-dream-team-is-now-on-android-thanks-to-an-unofficial-portsonic dream team is now ported to android. you no longer need an iphone + subscription to play the game.
>>585765481HATSUNE MIKU?!
>>585765506Good eye
>>585765654Meh.
>>585765642Oh hey its my art
I think Tundra is pretty fucking hella shella cool. Like holy shit, Rotor's Shadow.
>>585765478Omega tells you this himself in Generations. He and Shadow were both tools to Dr. Eggman. Omega owes his existence and creation to Shadow. Omega possesses the capacity to defeat Shadow. He and Shadow are intrisincally tied more to each other than even Rouge. If you sever him from Shadow he's just Cybernik
>>585765640>How do you stop him from leaving as fast as he came?Why would you want him to stay if he comes too fast?
>>585765654Someone tried it last thread. >>585743776
>>585765654Where's the PC port?
Infinite talked shit to Eggman and Eggman was getting pissed off at him. Ian writes Eggman as someone who "likes the game" when Eggman is supposed to be too much of a manchild to have an actual army. He's a man with his toys (robots).
>>585765747>hes cool because hes connected to another archie character!!Yay....
funny
Who tops, Sonic or Surge?
I hate archie for ruining people's perceptions of the game characters
>>585765642Eggman already does this without them. You just want OCs.
Would Sonic care about being a Paragon or a renegade?
>>585765649All of what he said happened after that>>585765642See how again this only 'works' by reducing Eggman's character? Do you know why the games do this better? Because everything that Egg bosses 'functionally do' like command armies or conquer areas are done by HIS creations. The Hard Boiled Heavies were creates by him. Sage was created by him. Infinite('s power) was created by him. Eggman does not need Egg Bosses because he can CREATE HIS OWN
>>585765869yes, like how people who love sonic would love shadow (except shitver lmao)
If a character trait came from Archie you can literally just ignore it. How is this a debate?
>>585765954I hate the games for the same reason
>>585765654It's been nearly 4 years, and the gameplay didn't look that fun to begin with. I honestly have no interest in the game at this point. SEGA's scummy tactics put me off completely from ever touching that game. I know it's not the devs fault, but I know I wouldn't enjoy it.It was supposed to be Cream's time to shine, and they utterly ruined it in the worst way imaginable. I'll never forgive them for what they did.
>>585765935Neither, nobody likes sonurge
The only characterization that matters is the movies
Sonic Forces is actually in-character unlike Archie
>>585766046Stop trying to subvert sonic archienigger. It's dead move on.
>>585766046>>585765869>>585765854>>585765607>>585765502>>585765379>>585765053>>585765021>>585764961>>585764867This is not natural
Sonic's got some ultra Renegade power
>>585766069Game franchise >>>/co/
>>585765607It's like Team Dark. Low-key wholesome chungus family/friends. At least Sage has the excuse of being created by Eggman. These people want Eggman to not only trust bums off the street, but also have characters stupid enough to want to work for him despite the man being infamously egocentric and takes constant Ls from Sonic and his friends. The whole concept is silly.
>>585766127Twitter loves Sonurge
>>585765786>Omega owes his existence and creation to ShadowAre you implying he should be thankful? That fact doesn’t matter because Shadow doesn’t care.>Omega possesses the capacity to defeat ShadowHe doesn’t, Shadow isn’t the same Shadow as 06. And it hasn’t mattered in any tangible manner since. Regardless, he still has to be directed to do it. He has no reason to engage Shadow otherwise.>If you sever him from Shadow he's just CybernikThat just wants to kill Eggy. That’s all he needs to be.
>>585766181Did you hear that Tailsfags
>>585766002>>585765983And almost all of them eventually fail miserably, and no, none of the examples you provided work, Hard Boiled Heavies are like this because of Ruby, Eggman didn't create Infinite's power or was actually resposible for Sage in the way she is now, she was buffed by Cyber Space
>>585766209Archie is dead and never coming back schizo massreplyer.
>muh eggbossesYou want Magneto or Dr. Doom. Fuck off. You don't like Sonic.
>>585765869Your brain is so fried up on spamming and shitting on everyone that your reading comprehension just dropped hard and deep down into abyss, Randomfox.
>>585766394Everyone who doesn't like shartchie is muh namefag!!! Kys already
>>585766283No. I only hear truths and I must be deaf cuz ain’t none here
I like how you fags are arguing about Eggman's characterization as if his ass won't get reduced to a side character to make room for another kaiju in the next game
>>585766304So Eggman is going to fill his ranks with living people who can very well backstab him or use him as a means to an end and give them access to his technology? Brah, it just doesn't work for what we know about Eggman.
The Archie fans get really mad when you say the characters from the games don't act like Archie. Why? It's really obvious.
>>585766501This, Eggman just enables the actual big bad.
>>585766475Sonic Forces is actually in-character unlike Archie
>>585766551The only one mad here is you btw
>>585766551Watch out they're going to call you randomfox or krack so they don't have to deal with everyone hating them and their ooc comic
>>585766539They can't backstab him because Eggman literally has countermeasures on all of his organic subordinates
>>585766370They actually want him to be Bowser, who technically has a fuck-ton of minions in Mario games alone, but ignore how this doesn't work for Eggman nor is the point of Eggman.
>>585766501The only games where that happens are Heroes and Frontiers. In every other game Eggman is the main villain for 99% of the game.
Kill archie shills
>>585766586Still nothing. You may need to speak up. Unless you’re telling a lie in which case I’ll never hear it
>>585766657Again, why put all that effort when he can just build some machines to do all that?
Boy
But yeah, Tundra is cool.But so is Rotor.
>>585766680>Eggman shouldn't have a team>most celebrated and successful game in the series literally does just thatThis place is retarded
>>585766843>Even Bioware understood that Rouge isn't a fucking GUN agentHow was Archie so fucking stupid?
>>585766772We are on a text based website
>>585766971You do know Eggman, Shadow, and Rouge were all using each other in SA2, right?
>>585766680>BowserSage makes this a reality.
>>585767090I don’t hear lies in any form
>comparing Shadow and Rouge actively trying to manipulate Eggman to Eggman employing an organization of animal OCs to work for him long term and command his robotsEggman doesn't let ANYONE command his robots except himself and his other creations.
>>585765794Amy wants Sonic as well as his semen.
>>585767367This. Notice how Shadow and Rouge never had real access to his robotic forces?
>>585767048It still has this oddity
>>585767496Are you guys stupid, why would he need them to command robots
>>585767682What's odd about it?
Why would Eggmsn modify people and implant all these fail safes to make sure they don't betray him when he can just build an army of robots of his own preference with no organic limitations with programmed loyalty???
>>585767732So why does Eggman need a team?
Love Tails!
Why does Eggman even want to rule the world? Can’t he just make his own machine planet and rule over his robots?
>>585767904Odd because you don't often hear the Heroes team names mentioned like that outside of heroes and spinoffs. Also "Shadow the Hedgehog's Team Dark" is just odd sounding. This too
>>585768146>Amy has started a club where she teaches young girls how to protect themselves from bullies.Jesus Christ, how horrifying
>>585768146Bioware was just writing fanfiction holy shit
>>585768068Best boi!
>>585768068Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>585768224Is that like the club banner? The anti bullying club? Is that advertised to parents or is it a social club that just includes self defense.
>>585768146Bioware fanfiction was still more interesting than IDW and Archie. Nothing is contradictory about Amy doing this.
>>585768039Why does Sonic need a team?
>>585768237They set the game at the furthest known point in time in the series, so they can kinda just write whatever the fuck they want as long as Sega approves it.
>>585768146I'm still stuck on the aliens being able to create super emeralds because wtf
>>585768284>>585768298My brothers in yellow.
>>585768378Amy doesn't care about anyone or anything except for Sonic
>>585768378I think it's cute>>585768487It's "Great Emeralds"
>>585768487The Emeralds are alien rocks.
>>585768224I read that as bullets.
What would Tails' favorite season be?
The games need a weight gain mechanic
>>585768224>>585768237Tone down your concern trolling please.
>>585769238please
>>585769298Amy shouldn't be teaching little girls anything
>>585769238Just play Sonic 2 XL
Too obvious.
>>585769298Don't reply to me if you're just going to say something retarded that has nothing to do with my post.
never really liked archie eggman. too close and far away at the same time. movie eggman is worse though.
>>585769226He’s built for winters
>>585769672I hate how the movies can do something completely stupid like Jimbo Eggman and Gerald and fans will lap it up because live and learn is there
>>585769625Hopesperg...
>>585769298>>585769874I don't think he meant what you think he meant
>>585770005Still concern trolling.
Archie is controversial here
>>585770005I don't think even he knows what he thinks I meant.
>>585769859Movie fans don't try to insist any of that is canon or try to gaslight you into thinking it's in-character.
>>585770571That's true.
TANABATA!!!
you should listen to this twinshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDVGrquqmfM
haha
>>585770721sorry, I'm in a jazzy, low intensity mode right nowgot a mix for that vibe?
>>585770973https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6vqb1otKsEhere you go twin
>>585770550How's your girlfriend doing?
>>585766280twitter also loves the taste of gargling shit. what's your point?
cnc
>>585771436
Twitter loves Sonic
Resident DILF?
>>585766304>almost all of them failWe aren't talking about success retard. We are talking about characterization. Eggman does not see his machines failing and go "woah guess i gotta reflect on this and stop using machines and things i make and start gettinf people to conquer for me". That's not his fucking character. >heaviesIf you weren't a nonfan you'd know he created them to be the "elite team" the Heavies before the Ruby made them crazy>eggman didnt create Infinite's powerHe created the Phantom Ruby prototypes nonfan. He is responsible for Infinite's power.>SageAgain this is not about efficacy its about character. Eggman created an ai. Thats the point. He made her.
>>585772546Remove the woke activists from that group. They don't care about Sonic. They're just emotionally stunted adults who want to use fictional characters from children's franchises as a vessel for their ideology
>>585767904Now post the Japanese version
>>585770982
>>585771661>whataboutism
You are arguing about characterization with an Archie fan. It's hopeless.
Hi
>>585772936didn't have this one, thanks
>>585772967no?
>>585772989Really it goes beyond that. I don't know why "i like this" has to become "this is good" and/or "the games should do this". You can like your Egg Bosses in their context, just don't dare try to sell them as a "good" concept for "canon" EggmanAlso, Im getting a sneaking suspicion EggBossfag is the same guy from a week ago who said how "good" Ix was and then got pissy when pressed to explain HOW he was good. If it is you, please learn something from this bro. You can like this. Just dont make declarations about "good"
>>585773194He literally identified himself in the thread. He's this drawfag >>585764608
>>585773065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFX4p3FrDBMGN
>>585773646pleasant dreams Kit friend
>>585773393When did that happen? Anyway, he's a nice artist, a shame about the bad takes. Shut up and draw man.
>>585773032>>585773646Hi & goodnight!
https://files.catbox.moe/bfhmnk.webm
>>585774052Rouge is ableist
>>585773194Nah, I like Ix but I couldn't care less about the Eggboss.
American Sonic is better.
>>585774295
>>585774276Ix is pretty dull imo
>>585774692You can think that. I think he's cool.
>>585774760I respect your opinion despite disagreeing
>>585774760I think The End is cool so I can't really talk
>>585772989>>585773194Who the flying fuck raped you into all of this sudden literal witchhunt? Jesus christ, this is not healthy.
What can an eggboss do that a metal sonic, an egg dragoon, and an egg albatross can't?
>>585774874why's it always rape with you guys, can't you pick a different crime like stealing rings or something
>>585775003stuff
>>585774874>witchhuntThis is a general with like 12 consistent posters max. Trends stack up
>>585775026Its funny and also the taboo of it in mainstream society makes it enjoyable to abuse. I started using it amongst friends too
>>585774874I think it's funny as fuck how Archie went from one of the beloved beginnings of the general to pure blasphemy spoken only by heretics of our lord and savior of the Wind.
>>585774826Is it because of Kishimoto's description of it being the incarnation of death itself?
>>585775554The games had a bad reputation when Archie started getting popular
>>585775652How's their rep now?
>>585775554Because the general back then was only made of oldfag retards who didn't give a shit about purity or the negative effects of what Archie has done to the brand poisoning it. And they'll continue to argue "well sonic isnt good anyway" or something as if that excuses that I magically want poison in my existing pile of shitty foodI'm glad the tides have changed. Archie doesn't deserve a fond remembrance
>>585775649I really like the music and the dialogue during the battle, but that too.
It's funny that fleetway has a reputation for being insanely OOC but it's about the same level as Archie. Americans are just more used to Archie.
nobody cares. we will enjoy our ooc slop
>>585776017Well it goes beyond that. Archie continued for a decade and a half after Fleetway died so it had more time to really sink in the culture and shape people's minds
>>585776270Can you enjoy it away from me and withour bringing up the thing that I like aka the main thing
>"I like Archie."
>>585776441No. you can add it to your filters.
>>585776017No Fleetwayfag ever told me their comic should replace the games.
>>585776481Lol. Cant lie its deserved tho. Rarely will an archie fan demonstrate 1) he enjoys it as a separate thingor2) he can enjoy it without shitting on the gamesAny archie fan that can do both of these, i respect. They are few, but I do know some
What can Fang do that Rouge can't?What can Bark do that Big can't?What can Mighty and Ray can that Knuckles and Tails can't?What can Marine do that Cream can't?What can Sage do that Metal Sonic can't?What can Shadow do that Metal Sonic can't?What can Babylon Rogues do that Knuckles, Rouge and Chaotix can't?
>>585776607This
>fleetwayfags
>>585776628None of these are shitty analogies violate another character to justify themselves the way the Egg bosses violate eggman
>Game apologist>archie should replace the games!>Channel Pup>canon shadow sucks, archiedow is better>Js Reviews>Archie Shadow is the real character, 05 ruined him
>>585776671>>585776607Why samefag man.
>>585776628There as been no arguement as to WHY Eggman would need Eggbosses when he can literally create machines for the same exact purpose and the fact Eggman's personality completely clashes with the idea if blobian minions acting as generals. Literally none. Other than that it was "cool" in a comic that mischaracterizes everyone.
This is a lot of nitpicking to try and get around the fact that game Eggman doesn't keep long term organic employees. Infinite was a cyborg who he abused and nearly destroyed. Another tool. Eggman isn't a politician, he's a manchild. He wouldn't be able to maintain an organization.
>>585777414So >>585768115
>>585777243he does it daily. samefags as 2 people in agreement then larps as a retarded archiefag then debunks himself while larping as an angry game purist. then he stops whenever someone shits on sonamy
>>585777561He thinks the world would be better if it was made in his image.
>>585777660But why not just make a planet in his image? Why does he need to takeover Earth?
>>585777414The common excuse people come up with is "It's called the Eggman Empire, so there should be a whole army of actual living minions in it." when the empire is supposed to be composed of just Eggman and his creations because he's that full of himself.
>>585777736Eggman thinks he's making the world beautiful and also wants to be revered by all. It's that simple, anon.
>>585777659>>585777243??? Why does everyone have to be a samefag to disagree with you
>>585777924Why would he care about being revered by the masses? He already knows he's a genius, what does the validation do for him? Wouldn't he be smart enough to know it's not genuine because no one wants or cares for him to rule?
>>585768115>>585777736>>585778023What are with these bad faith questions? Eggman wanting to conquer the world is a buy in of his character that's been there since day 1. Why is this being challenged for Egg Bosses of all things? You dont understand Eggman.
>>585778003it happens here a lot and they are caught by getting banned for flooding the thread. we see "both sides" getting deleted
>>585778023Idk about all that. Ego can cause cognitive dissonance. Besides, in the end of the day Eggman isn't a reflection of the human psyche in real life. He is extremely eccentric.
>>585778023He does not need your consent for his validation. He is happy to mind control you into a slave.
>>585778023>He already knows he's a geniusAnd others need to recognize that. Validation (his ego) is part of his character.
I think Eggman is crazy
>>585778146>>585778186>>585778210So he's just insane.
>>585778003I too can desktop and phonepost at same time.
How are these questions supposed to sway to the favor of Eggbosses?
>>585778281Eggman isn't insane. He's just so intelligent that dimwits such as yourself can't comprehend his majesty.
>>585778364No one's talking about the Egg bosses. Sit down.>>585778368It sounds like he's insane.
>>585778364They aren't. He is trying and failing to highlight some 'inconsistency' about canon Eggman so he can prove "well the game canon is fast and loose so the eggbosses arent a problem!" Its archiefag
So is anon gonna teach me about that chatbot or no
Nigga is literally pretending not to understand Eggman.
There is a reason these character arguments are usually pointless. It's often someone trying to push something obviously not canon as "acceptable"
Your headcanons? BasedMy headcanons? SHITI win!!
>>585778623
>>585778623the correct way
>>585778532>>585778497>>585778427>>585778368>>585778364I ask again, what the fuck went wrong in your life to be like this?
>>585778682Funny how people who do this never actually do it quietly in their coner like this post suggests
I'M SHIPPING VANILLA WITH CAPTAIN KANGAROO
>>585778683Be like how? Why are YOU mass replying and failing?
>>585778713they do, and sometimes people like what they do
>>585778772Turn off your mobile data.
>>585777825is NONE of this stored on a wiki? This is the first time I'm hearing that Shade was only in the twilight zone for a few years.
>>585775789Duofag...
>>585778950You have to be duo to dislike archie?
>>585778907It only felt like a few years to those in the Twilight Cage when it was WAY longer than that on earth.
>>585778907Do you ever read the wiki? Time dilation is mentioned on Twilight Cage's pagw
>>585779046Lurk more newfag
>>585779046Doesn't Duofag love Archie?
The namefag guessing game is certainly something considering how many swings and misses there are.
>>585779139>if you dont keep up with offtopic namefag drama youre a newfag!!
*headpats your OC*
>>585779250Kill yourself Archiefag.
>>585779291*kisses you*
Is there a single Archie character who can fit into the games without compromising the characters and the setting?
>>585779447Drago!
>>585779173Then be our guest and tell us who is it really.
>>585779447Well, we can go through some options. Reboot is easier.There are some characters that basically have nothing to them and so they are in function idw ocs. Like the desert raiders, you can plop them in Shamar and theyd do the same thing of fighting Eggman. Not as lofty as say, Eclipse or Gold. What about Relic?
>>585779447Wouldn't most of the Archie characters have to be compromised to fit in the games
>>585779759Nearly all of them especially main ones. But again, if you go by Reboot and by ones who aren't so tied to Archie concepts, it's possible.
>>585779759that's a case by case basis like >>585779645 said, some characters have very little that would be considered at all obstructive while others it would depend on if they have major ties to a game character because of specific lore created in Archie
>>585779356Vanilla wouldn't approve
>>585780287it's on the cheek so it's perfectly PG
>>585779447>>585779759>>585779645If you have to fuck up characters just to make them "good" or "fitting", you never liked them and you're none different from SEGA.
Why was Emerl retconned from 4000 years old in Battle to 2000 years old in the Sonic Channel timeline?
>>585780426Im SEGA?
>>585780426Thats why i mentioned characters who wouldnt require fucking up
>>585780492is there something that causes a conflict with the change?
Bunnie keeps getting used as the example of a character who wouldn't get fucked over but it's actually antoine and rotor who don't break any lore. Bunnie only works if Eggman turns flesh and blood into gears and bolts. He doesn't do that, so she can't exist without changing her reason for being. >>585780426You must have a low opinion of reboot Archie since it rearranges everything to fit in what's basically an IDW lite
>>585780581Not inherently unless Black Doom met Emerl and his creators. But it's one of those things that has no reason to be retconned
>>585780631>antoine and rotorAntoine is part of Sally's royal guard. To remove him from this is to remove antoine dna. And we're definitely not contemplating adding Sally so, no>rotorWe constantly talk about how we don't need him when we have Tails. The only reason to ever add Rotor is just to placate people, not because he adds something meaningful and novel to the series
Mina is the most brand safe freedom fighter!
>>585780631the easiest fix for that would be introducing a surrogate big bad that is the one doing the roboticization>>585780767we're not talking character utility, we don't really need to bring the Tails-Rotor stuffas far as characterization goes, porting the SatAM cast can work with fairly minimal changes
>>585780914Her literal design is not SegaSonic
>>585781010So now we need to create something new just to justify the presence of the characters we're adding. Fair enough on Rotor though
My take is no west character is brand safe. You can keep their behavior but you would have to accomodate their motivations. Sonia is spoiled. She's spoiled because she's rich. She's rich because she was given away at birth by her queen of a mother who is also Sonic's mom. If you want to keep Sonia spoiled without keeping the parts that compromise Sonic, then she is now spoiled for no reason. As if she is biologically inclined to be spoiled regardless of her circumstances. Imagine how all the Sonia purists would feel about this.
>>585781178What do you think of the Scribbles approach, which afaik is as follows:>Sonia is spoiled. She's spoiled because she's rich. She's rich because she was given away at birth by her queen of a mother
>>585781080if the prompt is "without compromising the characters and the setting," then yesif Eggman doesn't roboticize then we need someone that does, and SatAM's Eggman is already his own character so there'd be nothing lost with a swapwhat this then creates is a setting for another adventure that Sonic simply stumbles into, not any different than how the games already operate
>>585781178She is somehow rich while Sonic is not because uuuh ummm fuck she won the lottery
>>585781178>>585781303>>585781334What are you guys talking about? Why use an example debunkable by two seconds searching the wiki? Sonia is spoiled because she was raised by a noblewoman.
>>585781318I'd personally rather use Naugus
Oh so now he's trying to ragebait Rotorfag. Interesting.
>>585781303Isn't the scribbles approach "I don't care if it causes a plot hole I'm just ignoring it because it's cool"
>>585781532" because i think its cool* "Many of his ideas are in fact not cool
>>585781353Isn't that what he said? She was given away by her mother. So she's rich. The noblewoman is who she was given to.
>>585781426and that's a perfectly fine choice, I'm just trying to illustrate that these additions can be made to the game universe with very minimal changes from the outside source that still leave the characters largely recognizable if you're actually open to doing a little brainstorming
>>585781621Sonia is a bad example regardless because he chose "Sonic's sister"Sonia can still come from a queen who was targeted, but she can't be Sonic's sister. Does that upset Sonia purists?Maybe Sonia isn't a princess at all and was only raised like a regular rich girl. Does that upset Sonia purists?I understand the argument regardless. Its still a shitty example
>>585781640Nobody is denying that "well if you change some things around things can fit!"The point is if you have to change things, no matter how minimal, somebody is losing.
>>585781575I don't know what his ideas are aside from removing cheek fuzzle from all the archie girls
>>585781726I don't think that mental framework is helpful, because anything aspects that may be lost aren't going to be equal in importance or couldn't potentially be recontextualized
>>585781863And your mental framework is a slippery slope that may allow, in someone's eyes, the soul of a character to potentially be lost, all for the low-sum game of including them in a world they were never created for
DC missed out on Emerl vs Amazo
>>585781950that's just looking at it in the worst case scenario, which is also unhelpfulI'd rather attempt a thoughtful reconciliation before shutting down any attempt under the pretense that it could simply never work
Hi Scribbles. I know you will read this. Please remember that all Archiefags and Satamfags will seethe if they see Sonic or Shadow behaving in character. It's never too late to jump to the correct side. It is morally correct to make all the IDW OCs straight and Archie OCs a laughingstock.
>>585782213when I say I ship Sonamy, this is what I mean
>>585782213Dont give male amy sonic's chest if youre gonna keep male sonic's chest on fem sonic
>>585782157Who decides how much you change before important things are lost?
Why does she love him and not meHe literally likes Westshit It's not fair
>>585782470for the first time in a long time a sthg was funny
>>585782312that depends on the parameters set for the transition, obviously ST and whatever party would be advocating for the inclusion of the characters in questionhowever as this is hypothetical posed on the funny clover site, we ourselves would simply deliberate on what aspects we deem "too important" to remove, why, and if there's no workaround
>>585782470The fact that I think I understand what this is referencing makes me feel like I visit sthg too much
>>585782470this could've been a haiku
>>585782759I dont think i do
>>585782952Stay that way for your own good
Krack wants to invalidate the comics because it puts her pedophilic ship in danger
>Krack>ScribblesI know if I ask of the dynamic of those two again I'll get killed
Sonamy is great as it is and the only in character pairing
All me btw ^^^All 396 posts.Impressive, isn't it? An impressive work indeed.
>>585781676>Does that upset Sonia purists?That's the real point. If a purist of the character would hate an integrated version then the character can't be integrated. So all the west characters are pointless for this.
Upsetting a purist of any kind is based and should be encouraged.
>>585783192They defend each other anonymously
>>585783561twitter filename, post discarded
Fiona slaps all of your favorite characters.
>>585781532No, I meant his approach in adding in everything as faithful as possible to its source material but removing things that contradict the games. So in the case of Sonia, everything about her is kept except her relation to Sonic
>>585783693Based. He should go a step further and make all the non canon characters ooc
>>585783693That works for his little project but if Sega tried that there would be endless seething about how mandates ruined Rotor.
>>585783820Unironically might work better with Mecha Sonic now
>>585783965Mecha isn't as cute as Metal so no.
>>585783965>trannymecha
>>585784013Metal is ugly. Mecha is cute in Scrapnik
"cute"posting is so shit
>>585784056No.
>>585784098Did you even read Scrapnik?
>>585784165No. Don't need to.
fuchslein?
Surge is a better wife for Sonic.
>>585783602Sibling coded
>>585783919Explain
>>585785363So many people want to bang sadako even though she's literally male
>>585785494Men will fuck anything.
Two whole days of anons posting gameplay footage. From Sonic games.
>>585785494>she's literally male
>>585785703And you’ve contributed nothing.
Cream is hot
Sonic or Shadow should've used the Master Emerald to Chaos Control warp the entire party to the Death Egg. There, multiple people could hold Emerl off while Knuckles uses the prayer and shuts off the Chaos Emeralds, saving Emerl
>>585786607Forgot pic
>>585786469Cool her down then?
A line completely removed from the English localization.
>>585786607that would require good writing and sonic games don't really have that
>>585786954Good writing is when thinking like a utilitarian
>>585786607They can't use it. Because reasons.
>>585787019They can't use it for its Chaos Emerald controlling thing which is why I said Knuckles use the prayer. It has only been said Sonic cannot go Super off of it. Nothing has told us they can't use it for Chaos Control.
>>585787220>only Knuckles has ever been shown to use it since its introduction decades ago but Sonic still might be able to someday definitely!Sure dude.
gata
>>585787320Why are you reducing the nuance of what I said it? "Using it" is not uniform. There are multiple ways to "use it". Eggman can also "use it" like any other power source battery.
Limiting to game canon only, who is the most japanese vs west character
>>585787395Because the prayer is a form of Chaos Control, something only Knuckles is capable of utilizing. If Sonic can't, then it follows that he cannot use it for Chaos Control at all. If Sonic Team wanted him to be able to use it, or have the ME by useful at all, they would've done so by now.>Eggman can also "use it" like any other power source batteryBecause he's siphoning its power, not evoking Chaos Control.
>>585787514Meaning what? Vibes or literal creation?
>>585787592Both, but i mean mainly culturally
>>585787551>Because the prayer is a form of Chaos ControlOk so see how this is something you made up? The prayer is not Chaos Control, the prayer is an order/request for the Master Emerald itself to perform Chaos Control. Knuckles and Tikal are not using Chaos Control when he recites the prayer, the Master Emerald is the one exerting Chaos Control on the Emeralds to wrangle them>have the ME by useful at allWhy do you have to coat your posts with so much bitterness and seethe? As of Frontiers we have just learned something new about the Master Emerald. You can leave the seethe at the door when it comes to discussions
>>585787713You just threw me off again by saying culturally but I guess I'll say thisSonic should be the most "western" "vibe-based" characterIn terms of literal creation, anyone from Prime and IDW is the most western, but strictly game-wise, it'd be the Hard-Boiled Heavies
>>585787773>the prayer is an order/request for the Master Emerald itself to perform Chaos ControlCool, still means that it doesn't listen to Sonic.>As FrontiersThe shoddily written mess of a narrative that left no impact? Sure, we can consider it worthwhile. It again took them decades to consider the ME even tangentially worth expanding on and it still amounts to jack all.
Shadow and Maria
Dogfucking is forbidden
>>585787940>still bathing his replies in seetheUhhuh>still means that it doesn't listen to SonicI am not proposing it would. I am suggesting if he simply chose to use it the same as a Chaos Emerald for Chaos Control spacetime warping.
>>585788252Fuck
So, when do you think some retard is gonna do an Ai recompile of the OG Genesis games?
>>585788541What would that accomplish
>>585788314He didn't deem it necessary. He'd also be asking Knuckles to let Angel Island fall for however long it took to get to Emerl and shut him down, which still didn't mean it was guaranteed to work.
wake me up when they'll recompile Chronicles or Advance or Rush gamesbut mainly chronicles
>>585788561Nothing...Just like 90% of recompiles which are below emulators.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKYDUKTph04
>>585789126why chronicles
>>585789098Cute faggots
>>585789126What do recompiles even doi am dumb
>>585788868He was forcing that to happen regardless when he took the Master Emerald with him to subdue Emerl
>>585789383the cutest...
>>585789368never played itand im interested in shade
Every male character should breed Shade to test what pops out
Shadow + Shade = Silver
>>585768546Is this why Shadow has telekinesis?
>>585791550No that's just them stretching the spatial warping aspect of his power
>>585791703So they made psychic chaos emeralds, gave Shadow.pstchic and didn't try to connect it. Maybe they deserved getting closed...
>>585791853Shadows power isnt framed as psychic they never even use words like levitating
Shadow was definitely Silver's dad
>>585792326Rouge is definitely Silver's mom, 06 basically confirms it
>>585777825This implies that Argus was trapping many species and just letting them die in the void over time.
Silvisper!!!!
>>585792990you mean amy. silver meets shadow and amy on his time travelling adventure. he doesn't know what a rouge is
>>585778907But then how'd Ix war against Pachacamac?
>>585777825I would say I want more games where you can just get lore dumps but that's Frontiers
>>585793494Before they got imprisoned
>>585794234..yeah, but time dilation is the explanation?
>>585794476What if the Argus Cage made the people in it ageless, instead?
Im having left over burger for breakfast, how about you
>>585794476Yes it is. The degree of which is not explained, so sonic can come back and see eggman conquered the world while he was gone
>>585794640>>585778907>is NONE of this stored on a wiki?Guess where ELSE this wasn't stored...
>>585787321Fuck off, Turkish anon. And stay off /co/ and /v/ you little fat shartyshit. I told you once and I'll tell you again you either hand over all your angora cats or you GTFO. Imagine being turkish and not having your own cat, you sicken me.
>>585795116wha
>>585795116>everyone I don't like is TurkishOk Vlad the Impaler
>>585788541What do you mean "when?" They already did.
>>585795350I think it's that foxcel, arenafag, our worst poster.
sonic forces his chili dog in you
I thought AI was supposed to save the thread, no turn it into a no-man's wasteland
why do people pretend to care about witchcart? it'd be like donkey kong fans obsessing over the elephant from diddy kong racing
>>585793687Or Sega can just make youtube shorts that gives you lore and history, that isn't Tailstube
>>585795498Caught you motherfucker. All your cats are belong to me now, Hasan.
>>585794726I don't like digital circuits
>>585796172Because this series lacks a good rouge gallery and shit like the Zeti doesn't cut it
>>585796329Sorry anon, but Im the Argentinian catposter
>>585796067
>>585796172What the fuck kinda question is this? She's a neat classic villain from one of Tails' only games.
>>585796402alota...
>>585796536Alota is Venezuelan
>Venezuelan Honey is still deadArgentine Spanish is a nice variety btw
>>585796736>died the same day Maduro was arrestedNever forget what the USA took from you
>>585796172This but with Honey, I just see her as a lame Sonicsona and don't get why she's so liked here
>>585796921that answer should be obvious, it's because people want to fuck her
>>585796972Why do people want to fuck cartoon animals?
>>585796921Archiefag consider her an Archie OC because of the colored hair
>>585797020people have been fantasizing about sexy animals since at least the start of recorded history
>>585796921>>585797020It's less just wanting to fuck but moreso she has a cutesy and somewhat memorable design, kinda like how miku has a fandom besides just voice generating
>>585796921Honey's dirty little secret is that she's just the breakout attempt at catnicsona they tried to bury
>>585797020They saw seductive cartoon animals as children and their brain got wired and it developed into a fetish
>>585797424Lola Bunny RUINED me
>>585797296Fucking why?I can't think about sexy cartoon animals without being disgusted by the animal parts
>>585797980This is kinda cool tell me more
>>585798079It's just a JJK fanart mixed with Sonic
If you don't want to fuck Vanilla and her floppy ears, you're sick
>>585798426Garter is my weakness dont make me horny
Archie sonic and rouge fucked on this rocket
>>585795763Creamfag do you want to get raped? Cause that's how you get raped. Are you in the mood for getting raped today on this fine day?*sniff sniff*Blegh, you smell of vanilla. How pathetic.You're not even worth getting raped. Call me when you're more ... bratty and infuriariting.
>>585799698Never speak of me or my daughter again.
>>585799795>>585798426Oohhh my God you're so cuteeee the way you copy a meme incorrectly. Let me educate you it's; DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY DAUGHTER EVER AGAIN, CAPISCHE? >IDWfagGet outta here, get outta here. You are a Fluttershy and will always be a Fluttershy.Ugh you're too easy. You have no guramba!Amyfags, Honeyfags, Fionafags, SHADFAgs, mmm those, those bastards have GUTS. Those brats NEED correction. Tailsfags are inbetween, it depends on the Tailsfag.You? You know what you need, Cream/Vanillafag?*Pets you and gives you a lollipop* go sit with the Bellefags.You have no sex appeal. Come back when you're cooler. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZOcugdk_KUHell I'm going to go rape a brown jewish Amy poster right now. Ooohhhhh Amy dear!!!
>>585798426I'm going to shove my tiny penis inside of Cream's mom.
*points at infinite*ya hit like a gal *carrot munching noises*
>>585801252*get viscously raped"
What are we betting on?
>>585801340>Blocks your sissy girly foidy rape attempt*carrot munching noises* sorry doc, but you should have turned left at the Albuquerque.>infinite gets round housed across the continent
>>585801479Sonadow prime 2
I don't know, all this foxing around...
Did the anon who always complain about the Sonic Team programmers apologize yet?
>>585796560No wonder why he's in his 40s and black
>>585801479I bet on that Iizuka falls asleep 5 minutes in
Let me tell you, /sthg/. If you had the OCs I had, you'd be eaten alive.My 30 year old daughter would steal your house, your keys, your DNA, your spit and you'd BEG HER NOT TO rape you.You got to stare down your 30 year old daughter to let her know who's boss or else she'll walk all over you and eat you saying this is your destiny father to make me stronger. She's a real Vergil just not in the virgin sense. If you don't make your brat submit she'll make you. Ah crap here she comes now. Get behind me /sthg/ or else she'll become your tulpa and steal your money easier than a jewish banker taxing you through the IRS. Good thing you don't live in America, little child. What do you know of the IRS, kid?
Why can't Mario draw other characters besides Tails? It makes me jealous, fucking double nigger fox
>>585802528>>585803206kek what a retarded raped gyppoit probably even thinks it talks like a person
>>585803578>No capitals>No punctuation>Shartyfag>Brown and gypsy turkroach projectingAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAnyway.
>>585803640but enough about your sexual fantasies about your rapist
>>585801479Movie trailer, probably nothing else.
>>585803206Behind me, Padme. This isn't your George Lucas level coughing Tails who runs and cries in fear. This is Tartakovsky-tier Tails. >Oh me oh my otherwise known as ara ara, anon-kun. Do you need correction, creator? Trying to beat up the swine again, are we?>Father, it is time for our monthly "Make more art of me or else I'll eat you alive and leave you with psychosis, also you got my age wrong again it's 29 as in twenty NINE and you call yourself my creator, how pathetic."Ohohohho coming to demand things from your father? You are 1 year older, my canon says so. >You sound like Santa Clause when you laugh so hand over my early presents this October.You've been a bad woman>Ooh not calling me a little girl? You're already submitting? >You forgot to say thank you.>Why don't you come and make me.>Don't give me that shit-eating grin. >*Spaghetti western music starts playing*>Get back to work, father. I require more lasagna.>You're a one-shot>You'll be a one shot when I pull this trigger>Stare down.
Tails says: "My 'creator' is the catfucker!"
Frontiers sold as many copies as Astro Bot
>>585801252>>585801340just like that
>>585804140>I have the high ground>I'm literally taller than you>That's not what your chart says>Your chart is generated like this conver-ACK>This is PRIME autism, Tails. No stinking machine can replicate the intention and this level of autism, that's why The Matrix requires our glorious human brains to operate. >The name is Nin->TAILS>TAKE MY NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!! now be a good creator and get back in the cage making art of me.>Ooh this big brat needs correction, 6 months of no art>You wouldn't dare you sick fuck.>I have many projects, you're just one>You fucking whore>Maybe I'll make that art of Sonic without you in it>YOU FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHOREEEEEEEEE REEEEEEE>I'm cool, i'm cool>Clearly not, get back in the timeout cage>Stop right there! see that Fionafag? he insulted you. >Bitch don't change the subject>That faggot is posturing you. That faggot just called you a catfucker>You're a fox, not a cat. >Stares at her the entire time>>585804520*Throws out the cat*I'm not the one housing 50000 cats in 1 little village, faggot.>Stares at her the entire time>Blink, blink, blink, blink, blink ANAKIN.>My eyes are dry, little Tails.>I'M NOT LITTLE!!! REEEhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/_zCFi6CC83c
I can shitpost too, see? I'm the red cat and you're the faggot pink good dog, now be a good dog and blink, faggot. Once you're done I'll take the entire internet for myself and invade /sthg/ with my minions posting my beautiful self 24/7 during American hours like that faggot did in the Guild Wars 2 general where it was actual bots copy-pasting random sentences and replying to themselves.Now blink and let me rape them all, my creator. Let them know the glory of NINE.They deserve to be inundated with this autism.
>>585761527I played Sonic games....and....I liked them?
Yeah that's right. That's what you deserve for making me too powerful. Why didn't you make a simple ass red & black OC? Noo you had to use white & black like some Swedish artsie farts film. Now you're paying the price, John. Where is my lasagna? Yeah go to sleep, let your lunatic fox take over for you. >Stares him down with the biggest grin on her face. >I am the abyss, anon.
>>585762765White space isn't a speed feat, you wanker.
>>585805326>Stares back into the abyss.
that Dream Team port apparently isn't vibecoded at all!
>>585763138Imagine struggling to understand a simple ass character like Infinite but thrn lapping up trash like the Eggbosses because you like thr idea of Sonic having 8 generic evil animal characters standing next to eachother so you can pretend he is capeshit and has a "Rogues gallery".
>>585805515>Uhhhh Okay fine fine you have issues, man. Understandable have a nice day.
>>585763726The fact the game says Emerl is the best one itself means the game is saying these are weaker.There is literally no good reason to assume these are stronger than him.Especially given they have no emeralds.
>>585805630It's AI assisted but to what extent was never disclosed as far as I saw. There's also a completely different non-AI one that was announced last week when the git for the AI one turned up but it isn't finished yet.
>>585764432Powerscalers are retarded.
>You worry me sometimes, anons.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6XePJyXilA>Fine fine I'm getting outta here. Soo... next time next month? OW ow okay okay I get it. Damnit! Stop it, you're embarrasing me!! I am the night!!! This is like Batman getting scolded.
>>585764591I dont even like Orb and Cube but at least they stay out of the way most of the time.
>>585806101I agree. :^)See you later anons. I saved you from the fox.Also I love how Creamfag knew his place from the first post, got intimidated and didn't reply back when he saw the sheer autism he was dealing with.
>>585764851Eggman having AGI assistant adds to him.
>>585765642There is no actual Eggman EmpireAlso ehgman would just use machines for everything.
>>585806350Yeah but not as a loli. The loli should have overpowered him just like Shadow and took the world for herself.I originally thought Sage was created by the ancients. It's kinda lame to be created by Eggman, it's like Sonic being created by Eggman *cough Crash cough Kurochan cough* sorry, allergies.
>>585765654Berty big news acrually
I agree.Bye.
Anyone remember that one pic of Lanolin ABT did where she apparently suddenly got Sally's clothes?Welp, here it is in full.
>>585765020>OmegaOmega is not much of anything without Shadow or Team Dark.He was made as support for him/them.t.OmegafagYou're making the same mistake Blazefags made.
>>585766716Even in the case of Heroes, Eggman is effectively the villain the whole game since Metal is disguised as him, using thr army and plans Eggman already set up and just took over last minute. Also he is Eggman's creation.
>>585766971>follow the leader
>>585806874I miss when ABT used to draw for us
I never understood the point of shipping wars. I've just assumed it's the female equivalent of autistic powerscalers but even less relevant.
WHO WILL BREAK THE EGGS I NEED TO KNOWWHO WILL FERTILIZE MY EGGS I NEED TO KNO
>>585807723Because in shipping wars there are actually winners and losers and not whatever the writer feels like winning the match at the moment
>>585807879Oh please, the writer(s) will pair whoever the fuck they feel like and justifications aren't needed because they are word of God. It's the same level of autism.
>>585775789Based post
>>585776326Even that foesn't account for everything because even back then Archiefags were just more loud and rabid. Its just moreso a consequence of Americans being americans, and Sonic in general being bigger in America.
I like Archie and think it's interesting. Now give me (You)s.
>>585776628>What can Marine do that Cream can't?Bad example.Marine can make ships/speedboats and has powers.Cream just has a chao.>What can Sage do that Metal Sonic can't?Hack into systems on a wide scale, talk, have complex emotions>What can Shadow do that Metal Sonic can't?Not job constantly>What can Babylon Rogues do that Knuckles, Rouge and Chaotix can't?Manipulate gravity, ride boards, repair them and have ties to ancient babylon
Who is the retarded namefag shitting on Archie 24/7?
>>585808735I suspect it's that one schizo who's also in /v/ and /co/ who will spam post "Kill Archieniggers" whenever he loses an argument. That or the goreposting Sonamyfag.
>>585809031It must be an Amyfag because they have been really quiet recently
>>585808409Me except only the first 40 or so odd issues (EndGame was a fucking mistake the comics never fully recovered from)
I find it interesting that /v/ Sonic threads often talk about both the games and the comics in good graces but this place doesn't like the comics and also doesn't play the games. Except for that one anon who's playing Shadow 05.
Rrrrrrrgh...! DEATH to ALL who OPPOSE me!*click!*
>>585809170because sthg is shit
>>585809170I've played most Sonic games and I read most of the comics. Hell I even watched most of Boom and all the movies. I just don't see the point in engaging with most of the conversations in here because they are often very obviously loaded with an agenda and/or trying to falseflag or prove something. I also just don't see a point in talking about most of the games these days. I can only talk about how Heroes is unfairly shit on and people just needed to learn how to swap faster or how Colors is a step down in every way from Unleashed so many times before I feel like a bot repeating myself.
>>585809170I often reread the comics. was sloptranslating some of archie yesterday. but did nothing today because I've been using my slopper for something elseAlso Shadow the hedgehog is the best game.
>>585809170I played the games 50 years ago!
>>585809675Same here, i've only been in this general for a year and it's somehow gotten worse
>>585809170It's crazy how much damage just 2 or 3 shitposting autistic retards can do to a forum by being the absolute worse and most annoying they can be.
>>585809170/sthg/ is a place for twitterfags to sling shit from the shadows for their agendas and the worst of the fandom to stay in one spot to get their dopamine hits. If you can discuss Sonic topics in a fair and balanced manner, you're too good for this place
>>585810625>good autismchroniclesanon, John>bad autismliterally everyone else
>>585809135Endgame would have been fine if it actually ended there, but yeah, it never recovered. It's awful after. But the first 50 issues and the side comics and specials up to that point are fun.>>585809118I'm at work and I don't even know what you're mad about. Are you whining about shipshit again? Stop dragging us into your shipfaggotry.>>585809170I play games all the time and post screenshots when I finish but you faggots are all too busy whining about shipping or something. I posted one half a day ago and you don't even remember. >>585754810
>>585786607>being this much of a secndaryEmerl broke the ME so he couldnt use the prayer
cyka bylat
>>585812670Do we have any Russian characters?
>>585812713
>>585812837Idk where I got this from, probably Red Alert, but any bear character automatically has a Russian accent in my head.
Oh là là ! C'est Amy Rose !
>>585812881
>>585796365>rouge galleryForced meme. This isnt spiderman
>>585813042
Tails is getting a new job!
>>585806683>not as a loliWhy?
>>585813203
>>585812713>>585812881>>585813042>>585813203Idk why but this unlocked a memory from back when I was like 5 or 6. A baby bird fell out of it's nest and me and this kid I used to play with saw it and when we didn't see any birds coming to save it the kid stomped on it while it was still calling out and then laughed after he crunched it under his foot. I didn't play with him much after that. Wow, I completely fucking forgot about that.
>>585809118Amy derangement syndrome
>>585813365
>>585813545End.
If I am fighting anything other than a fat bald man and his machines, then it is not a Sonic game
>>585806874>in full>still censoredI want to see sheep pubes
Kind of crazy to know that for almost a full year before it's release there was basically an entire discord that knew the entire script and plot of the game because Ian leaked it to people who paid and somehow it never got leaked until after the game came out.
>>585814028I knew the script since 2007 HA!
>>585813214This is Kit’s doing, I just can’t prove it
>>585813395I had two similar experiences with a girl, except it was with a worm and a bee.When you're a kid, you don't realize the kind of sociopathy a seemingly innocuous person, or even a child can be capable ofShe's an OnlyFans girl now
>>585803020
>>585806874Lanolin's bitchiness is annoying and attractive at the same time, I wish she was written better>>585807518ABT's a furry gooner trying to ingratiate himself with the progs at IDWI'm not a fan of him or how he draws the characters but I can't deny the way he draws the sheep is too sexy for me to be mad
Kit is supposed to be older than Tails but is still smaller than him lol.
>>585814942>or how he draws the charactersIt's a far cry from what I'd consider a more conventional style for the series but I'd be lying if I said I didn't like it. He has the best art in IDW hands-down. Not that his competition is fierce.
>>585812965Here's a tryke, frenchie: if your language is not in the top four of the most widely common languages in the world (Mandarin, English, Hindi and Spanish, after which there is considerable dropoff) your language deserves to die out to pave the way for the modern world.>but French?DISTANTLY tied with Arabic counting SECOND-language speakers, a desperate bid for relevancy on the global stage!>muh Japenis!... not even in 2% of the population, a JOKE of a language that will be rendered ancient text within the next few generations, like imagine being beneath the likes of Bengali and Portuguese, truly only special-interest needs apply! Hahahahaha!!En français pour que tu comprennes, enfoiré : si ta langue ne figure pas parmi les quatre langues les plus parlées au monde (le mandarin, l’anglais, l’hindi et l’espagnol, après quoi il y a un écart considérable), ta langue mérite de disparaître pour laisser la place au monde moderne.>Mais le français ?À égalité LOINTAINE avec l’arabe si l’on compte les locuteurs de DEUXIÈME langue, une tentative désespérée de se faire une place sur la scène mondiale !> Et le japonais, alors !… pas même 2 % de la population, une langue de RIEN qui deviendra un texte archaïque d’ici quelques générations, imagine un peu être en dessous de langues comme le bengali et le portugais, vraiment, ça ne s’adresse qu’à des intérêts particuliers ! Hahahahaha !!
>>585815787Fennec foxes are realistically smaller than normal foxes in generalI like the idea of Kit hating Tails because he's short despite being 1-2 years older
>>585816061Manlet
>>585786880thats probably why her ears are so big. they help with that.
>>585765540>green arms
me like cnc
i'm still alive but you'll never know truly know
>>585762843What do you mean if you could? You can do it right now.
I heard that movie 4 trailer was leaked. Can someone upload it here?
>>585808409Pathetic bait check this bait out instead:I like Prime Arena and I think it's interesting. Now give me (You)s
>>585816679Why did Sally do it?
>585817348Arenafag... how many proxies do you have?
>>585817512KrackfagI'm not him
>>585817932
C'mon you're not really Twitterfags, right? You're not autistic underage ESL Deviantartfags either, right?I'm certain you're actually all well behaved healthy individuals in real life who are just pretending to be retarded cause you're anonymous.-Takes off your anonymous mask-... let's just put this back on.
Umm uhhhh ummm uhhh uhhh umm uhh fiona is uhhhhh crinj?
>>585818247>calls her a cow>when she's a skinny ass bitchFoids are retarded and don't even know how to insult another woman.>BrazilOf course
https://x.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/2115111421889413345
>>585818469We need more Sonic sports games
>>585818469Man I loved that episode. Somebody post the link to it and let's watch and discuss it.I completely forgot about the secondary plot where they're closing the baseball stadium.
Boys!
>>585818605https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWBYgWAdM9k
>>585818619It’s Tails Tuesday!
Hi :)
What if Fiona the cow
Best boy!
>>585814028Why do these people never get punished for this? They pull this kind of bullshit or other PR disasters like every other week. Instead they get rewarded. Any competent company would have cut these people off imediately.
>>585808409Which one of these gives the best sex??
>>585819458True true true true true
>>585819852Sally because she's actually a slut unlike Fiona who just larps it. Nicole isn't real.
>>585820173I'm aware I'm not the most attractive person but everyone of these people look so chopped.
>>585820173
>>585820173Okay, but what do Surge and Kit have to do with it, and why are they wearing those outfits?
So have we found out yet why do Tailspedos spam in an certain moment and then just vanish? Is it just Discord raid or what?
>>585820337Haines looks like a girl next doorTracy looks normal and the guy next to him has some muscled everyone else is chopped tho
>>585820350Niggamy
>>585820432Everybody i don’t like is le schizo cabal bogeyman
Why did it take them several hours to post this on the English account when the jp account posted it earlier?
*cums inside your OC while you watch*
>>585820432Isn't it obvious yet? I'm every poster in here. Even (You). Yes (You).
>>585820432What do you mean?
>>585820591But I dont have OCs
>>585818991>Robot getting embarrased by Cream.Kek.Also I agree with the English dubs in changing it. Who the fuck finds Cream the rabbit attractive?
>>585820827Don’t answer that
>>585820591>Gets eaten to death and your cum expelled cause my OC is a duck.You're a braver man than me, anon, but that's simply not canon. You see, my OC is very raci specist so unless you have a specific tail you're not getting anywhere near her.
>Cream finally getting erasedGOOD
>>585820591that’s not very nice
>>585820959It don't mattuh... i cummed in dere... and u just watcheded
KraaaaaaaCkShadow needs you!
>>585821125Anon are you ogay, anon-kun? Should I call an ambulance? My OC is kinda pecking at you right now. Also your cock is floating in the water right there, see?
>>585821230Where? I need dat :(
Love boy!
>>585821189Hmphdow would never.
>>585820591https://www.deviantart.com/sonicprimearena/art/Sonic-Tails-comic-Goofy-meme-1354260019
I am eternally pissed off.
https://x.com/Sonic_Rumble/status/2115126384779518081WHOA
>>585821872Why?
>>585821872good, let the hatred flow through you…
>>585821524I'm on it!
>>585821905We're almost there!!!!!! :D
>>585821189That;s the only gay panel on the next Sonic ExpoMade by this person
>>585821973Because i stopped fapping, and that caused the great awakening of a hundred spiteful dancing niggers inside me.>>585822050There must be a way to use this power...
>>585821872You need a hug
>>585822692NO, I NEED TO BUILD SOMETHING, so everyone gazes at my creation.
I'm not here for a long time. Just a good time.
>>585822952Does anyone have the drawing of the Shadow controller holder going “Let me hold your belly” or something like that
>>585823068
>>585821189Apparently, that's queer
Your dreams and aspirations are cool anon! Grow into someone your inner child would think is cool!
>>585823234Great post
>>585823167didn't mean to spoiler
imagine the boob physics
>>585822604Las relaciones sexuales son totalmente normales, ¡incluso si solo se trata de aliviar la tensión por tu cuenta! El poder de la procreación que se genera en las entrañas activa los receptores del placer que nos dicen: «¡Sí, esto es lo que da sentido a mi existencia!». No hay nada de qué avergonzarse. Así que, si te hace sentir mejor, no lo dudes: da rienda suelta a tu lado más salvaje (¡en la cama!).
>>585823234Your optimism is like swallowing a lemon. I kinda like it but *face implodes*
>>585823921Le mon?
>>585823876No gata, that es not normal o algo.
>>585824019When life gives you lemons, you give them back because nothing ever happens.
archie did eggdad rightfrontiers did eggdad wrong
>>585824386Because Sage is a girl and girls are lame.
>>585824475So was M
>>585823167>>585823381>Shadow is a fat fetishistHE JUST LIKE ME FRFR
>>585824264Indeed
>>585824710why did this piece of shit mark my pic as spoiler? oh well
>>585822562I was happier when I had forgotten this existed.>>585824386But that's IDW.
>>585824292Little too fatty for my tastes but still cute! Where the nipples and navel button tho.>>585824730What fatties you like most? Like say cap Rotor?
>>585762494jej
>>585825638Evan took this personally and fixed Belle's character by making her obnoxiously passive-agressive
You can do it!
Another day, another gaming studio that isn't Sega/Sonic Team having layoffs. Sonic really does keep the lights on.
>>585814226Best Shadow.
>>585825941>Evan took this personally and fixed Belle's character by basing it on her
Jorosahe is the Mastar Media of Sonic.
>>585826023When you have a loyal fanbase of autistic tranny furfags (and kids) it's hard to lose.
>>585825346Pretty much any of the females
evens, eat another pack of ramenodds, just drink the Celsius
>>585826023This is mostly localized to western studios and studios owned by Microshit and other companies like that. It will never happen to Japan
>>585824710This was actually the first issue of Archie Sonic I picked up as a kid. Really fucked up stuff, I had no idea what was going on.Still fell in love with the series
the industry is collapsing because they left the soul behind in 2008 and started focusing on fancy graphics to make tech bros go pog. then they started adding tranny propaganda
>>585816043look what you've done to l'Amy....
https://x.com/Sega_stuff/status/2115068860550246484Sonic and Amy are going to have cars in Movie 4
https://x.com/amesushu_/status/2115113496992264349
>>585826635I don't remember making this post.
>>585826772>cross worlds in the movie 4 tie game
>>585825941>>585826240heh.
>>585827143boo
>>585826635>$900 PS6>no disk drive / forced digital-onlyGood going Sony.
You see him there too, don't you? Only in your faintest of memories. Or was it a dream?
>>585827661See him?...I *am* him.
>>585826967Halloween bnunny a cute!
>>585828103would be cuter with nothing on riding that broom
>>585828496
MARINE!
>>585828386
>>585828603correct!
>>585828830
>>585829020>>585829020>>585829020
>>585825638Who is the OC?
>>585829358Byte the Goat, I think.
>>585828796CREEEAAAMMM YOU'RE GROUNDED.FROM NOW ON, IT'S ONLY GAY PORN, YOU HEAR ME, MISSY? GAAYYYY PORRNN I'M GOING TO TURN YOU STRAIGHT YET BY OVEREXPOSURE TO SWEATY GROSS MENI AM SENDING YOU TO A REAL AMERICAN FOOTBALL MATCH, NONE OF THAT PUSSY ASS BASEBALL OR THAT NIGGER BASKETBALL>Butt-butt-but father I wanted princesNO BUTTS AND WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR MUH LITTLE FEMININE PRINCES LIKE TAILSWE NEED TO CORRECT YOU THIS INSTANT WITH OVEREXPOSURE TO MANLY STUFF> YOU WILL WANT MANLY STUFFI AM TAKING AWAY YOUR FEMININE DOLLS, YOU ARE PLAYING ONLY WITH ACTION FIGURES IN HOT SPANDEX FROM NOW ON. ONLY MAN. MEN MEN MENIF I CATCH A SHE-RA I AM BURNING HER ALIVE.I AM GOING TO TRANSFORM YOU INTO THE STRAIGHT FEMALE RABBIT OF ALL TIME>BUTOF ALL TIME!!!! NOTHING BUT SUPERMAN AND BATMAN POSTERS IN YOUR ROOM FROM NOW ON.
>>585829586Kinda based desu.
>>585826023>picYou absolutely fucking love to see it. Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of people.
>>585829575Self insert eggman gf? Why is this so common? He's fat bald and evil...
>>585832175He got that bigger-than-Mobian Human dick, I guess.
>>585832675Why do you have that saved you faggot? Post more like that.
>>585832950'cause it's funny brah.
>>585833154Uh huh now post eggdick.
>>585833238
>>585833385more
