Previous: >>585748831New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FwDmrbvdVQ>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep ToshoCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 1, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg 10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
Still wife
Umamusume?
orangu love
Out of>Long>medium>mile>Sprint>dirtwhich gets changed the most by evo skills being introduced?
november release doko...
>>585771819medium
fatty thread :DD
"..."
fuck sex sex cum porn umanko rape fuck uma
>>585771873stop diggin in yo butt
>>585771838On Saturday
>>585771819mile outside of Taiki going from god-tier to god-tiermedium is changed more by neo universe's arrival than anything else
there is no laundry in tracen all used clothes are sold
>>585771387>shit gold>no sprint hints>not even good stat output
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SAMBA SOUNDPOSTS
i have a fast learner kinglueit's senior early November and cb has one more event to gowill i make it
>>585772008>OGPasa is among the worst>Fantasy Pasa among the bestThe duality of the Condor..
>>585772218odds and you don't
FOREVER YOUNG QUIT DUCKING ME
/ourgirl/
>>585771907Many are saying this
>>585772317I'll finish it tomorrow when my luck resets
Didn't you have to get 1st here?
>>585772008>laughably bad evo skills to the point of basically not even needing to bother unlocking them (a whopping 10 to all stats and mid-race accel lmfao)>still the ultra-meta front that dethrones V!Bourbon (apparently)really? Fronts don't get anything better?
>>585772008Teio should be on the highest tier
>>585772442Auto trainer does not play by the rules of the game.
>>585772216Why is this the best song uma has done
>>585772464evos are the way to balance horses way after release without having to nerf the shit out of them (its a mobile game and that would be bad)
>start making aces>no rainbows no events finished no turf or sprint spark in inspirationsI almost forgot why I hated GL for a second
>>585772521Dunno, why are you a spic
>>5857724981. they're good but can go off at the wrong time2. this does not include potential 7 stuff since global won't get that for years
>>585772216I posted one last thread THOUGH
>>585772576What is Dolce
>>585772576>redactedAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHIRAOKI SAMA
happy weekspecial meek
>>585772590>evos are the way to balance horses way after release without having to nerf the shit out of themOh I see, so an already-powerful uma wouldn't have disgustingly powerful evo skills, right?
>>585772464only dethrones vbourbon by virtue of being able to use bourbon's cards. she's a meta front for non-front mains, and isn't the single best front for medium or long. idk about mile
>>585772678It just means desserts in this case.
>>585772863my paizuri slave
>>585772782>can only think of neo universe
populating the universe with nyoniverse
>>585772863My paizuri wife
>>585772336Does he get fastracked into becoming an Uma if he beats Ebayan twice
>>585772949>evos are the way to balance horses way after release without having to nerf the shit out of themOh I see, so an already-powerful uma wouldn't have disgustingly powerful evo skills, right?
racing more like raping
Fireworks
>>585772863My paizuri lover
>>585773023NO FAT CHICKSFATCHICKS
oh boy
>>585772464She's not the strongest front she's just okay and usable everywhere. A very efficient pull
>>585773023Uhh Ai Chan we talked about how many brownies you were eating
>>585772464I've been looking into her and I'm feeling growing skepticism.Her ult is straight up WORSE than bourbon's. only .25 speed vs bourbon's .35 (it heals more stamina but who gives a fuck)Escape artist is also the better gold vs crescent gale (considering double circle front corners is so simple to get)Is gold groundwork truly worth this downgrade in basically every other category?Or shit, do fronts REALLY have no other character to look forward to?
>>585772008whenever i see taiki surviving power creep or getting better even i feel like that tweet that got posted here the other day that was like "fuck it sometimes your favorite is Landorus-therian"
Narita Amazon and Hishi Brian
>>585772008>Ayabe barely clinging onto usable tierHasn't she been through enough already?
>>585773140look at how flat she is, goddamn that's hot
>>585773291sturm and drung just needs a total rework, not more numbers thrown onto it
I'm more interested now with uma musume lore than the lore of my trainees. I need to know if Alexander The Great's horse was an umamusume that battled alongside him
>>585773291she was great in last 2 cms maybe she's just umazing already
>>585772629People cum all over current speed skills uwaaaa the new meta the new age uwaaaaAll Teio evos are speed skills that come with accel, geee, I wonder if that's close to imitating current speed at all
>>585773262>Is gold groundwork truly worth this downgrade in basically every other category?Anon there are only two skills that fronts really care about. One of them is Angling and Scheming. Care to guess what the other one is?
>>585773398In the Uma world many historical events didn't happen considering the umas have supernatural powers
>>585773398umamusume world is an utopia, wars never happened, people are wholesome and not evil
>>585773262>Is gold groundwork truly worth this downgrade in basically every other category?yes>Or shit, do fronts REALLY have no other character to look forward to?yes. the front meta doesn't last much longer, LoH keeps them on life support
>>585773018>le mightiest miler and the developers' petwhoa anon they're so strong and good I imagine you didn't pick le zog and two debuffers ever since le 564 of balance dropped, yes?
>>585773391sterm is fine now
In Uma world when you play Zelda is Epona an uma Link can marry?
>>585773262>do fronts REALLY have no other character to look forward tounironically yesIt's all gimmicky meme units until you roll for kitasan YET AGAIN (lol) and cat maya (ballroom helios is gud too)
>>585773495Imagine how much worse all the famines must have been with Spe and Oguri's ancestors running around.
>>585773495>>585773532>Hitler was a successful painter in the uma worldT-this is fine too
>>585773398Either she was his loyal right hand, or Alexander was Uma himself.
>>585773532the exception is that unlike in the normal timeline the holocaust happened and it was curren
>>585773603isnt cat maya so good that they started printing the giga 10 billion sp pace cards to kill her
cutie pie
Not going to lie, I am visiting this thread to save lewd pics
>>585773716cat maya is very strong because JP uma is all about jerking off for fast learner and she can soft-guarantee it(so yes she's quite strong)
>tfw clanking an uma i never did the story forim gonna be sickshe deserves better than this
>>585773817I too wish it happened, anon
>>585773612Umamusume world is basically heaven so it's naturally free of jews.
>>585773553Wait it's starting to sound like we actually agree with each other
>>585773716and she's still strong btw
>>585772576Opsec queen
>>585773814makes sense.does maya have her pot7 on jp yet? surely that will make her the best kinda free unit in the game if its all about fast learner + she can run every style.
>>585773262More stamina does something useful for you in the future where stamina becomes midrace with the repositioning bullshit
wow, she's not very popular is she
>>585773697I thought that was a different horse
>>585773808>check my "Cuma" folder>880 files>all originate from /uma/heh I need to clean this folder with krokiet
>>585773603>>585773262>>585772464Huh, fronts really are about to end up in the dumpster huh?
Please smother me in Doto titties
eww maya is about the only umamusume i actually dislike
>>585773847Shiraoki will curse you to Guts 1* 3* pace for this
>>585774021It would be more efficient using gelbooru but I find it lewder when someone posts it here...
>>585774182finding things in places they shouldn't be is part of the fun after all
>>585774251It's better because you don't expect it
>>585773987>does maya have her pot7 on jp yet?Not yet
>>585774224Teio is...sexy?
>>585774178It's just.. i need time to do the career and i have to also burn every borrow i have each dayi dont have any time left..
>>585774021I've unfortunately done the same. I hate my monkey brain
light o light oumanko tight o
i think MEN posters are funny
>>585773987modern umas have just WAY too much to compare to original maya whose ultimate still doesn't go off 80% of the time
>>585774398Dober...
>>585774251To me it's like "Wow what kind of pervert would post something like this!"... And then save the image.
>>585774224Wtf teio is hot
>pulling valentine ines because its metaFucking retards shame on you all If you don't see Ines Fujin as sexy you deserve the rope.
>>585774010doto DID do this
>>585774545I think she's sexy, I just don't think she's as hot as the girls I actually am going to pull for
>>585774464this horse needs impregnation
Evil Horses (listing by ID)Silence Suzuka>willing to do anything to runTokai Teio>kid, willing to beat kids even as a teenagerFuji Kiseki>knowingly and openly seduces her trainerGrass Wonder>liar, YWNBJTM Opera O>rapist, is proud of itNarita Brian>edgy, doesn't listen to her sister, I hate her personallyMejiro Ryan>doesn't fix her fashion senseRice Shower>Rice ShowerEishin Flash>kidnapped her trainer to Germany, founder of the uma supremacy ideologyCurren Chan>Curren ChanKawakami Princess>ugly
>>585774545Whose ass was she eating?
>>585774545i will pull for her because i love all frontrunners (except top cun)
>>585774693And I would still have sex with several of those evil umas over F*lco
How do i beat neo universe with oshis? S-surely everyone is skipping her because of kitasan white, r-right?
>>585774468there are some division 1 perverts itti thought i was wild but i am one-upped daily
>>585774545Her regular version looks like an NPC
Whore
>>585774545Is she really that big
>Tazuna says she's grateful for her trusty hat
>>585774878Thats why I'll pull this alt, hell even her 2nd alt is hot.
>>585773603>ace (runaway)>suzuka (runaway)>Tap dance city (runaway)>Palmer (runaway)So do they make runaways more competitive or is that just a huge stretch of time where cygames wastes our time?
>>585774832I am intrigued but I think I shouldn't learn about what you mean...
>>585774545I think she's sexy AND meta.
>>585774545Tomboys aren't sexy
ardan bj webm(s)
Good nuff
>>585773603w-what about Katsuragi Ace
>>585775135my neechang isn't a tomboy
>>585775176>runawayEveryone has 2 of those by now
>>585775170>stallion
>>585773603Bakushin sports alt reminds me too much of my highschool crush with a big ass forehead...
I'd fuck this uma
>>585775036div 1 is just like, the pro leagues of something lmao.i just mean i thought i was bad but there are professional gooners here.
Why is umama in /vm/a thread now
>>585775189You clearly don't know what tomboy means
>>585775314They're nice to him
>>585775265Ugly as fuck
>>585775314>nowretard, he's been there since CM13
>>585775338I DONT CARE
>>585775314got nuked last thread
>>585775314>2mama in 2 threadsand the sky is blue
vmama
>>585775378What? Freckles, green eyes, huge tits. She's great
>>585774545I'm pulling because I don't have her OG and she's meta, it's not the same
>>585775671neechang SEX
>>585775625Nyo>>585775671Ugly boy
>cat mayaHer name is Meowno, thank you very much.
>>585775697
>>585775284Then I'm probably a low rank gooner. Usually I don't do anything lewd in the thread, I'm more of a shy lurker...
>>585775760meowno top purr
>>585775760Mewno Top Pussy
>>585775671SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>ugly>fat>BDP
Fujin is a good case of what could have been
>>585775729The gyno on this guy has gotta be insane
>>585774340many are saying this
>>585774545I like freckles, wagies, and huge titsbut I'm skipping
>>585775937As in...?
My first exposure to anime lewd is a lewd ass figure in a department store when I was like 5. Been jacking it practically almost daily for atleast a decade now to doujins and hmanga. What level of a pervert am I?
>>585776001
>>585775787>Usually
>>585760028>>585760173>>585760452All umatubers said GM is great and they even showed gameplay. Its all a matter how good your cards are
>>585776065As in he was a very good horse till having to retire half way through his 3 yo season due to injury
>>585776106>All umatubers said GM is greatThen yeah it's gonna be shit
>>585776106>they even showed gameplaylink
>>585776142At least he didn't die
>>585776071>shit uma
>>585776095I might have posted some Umas in swimsuits before...
I think bitchins family is tryna tell me something... but what?
Niggas lied to me late is strong this CM
>>585775787a teioposter broke their fucking dick relatively recently gooning, we're all normal about jorking it comparitively. and dont be afraid to post more, take the yapper pill lurking is cringe
...
>>585776106can't wait for everyone to learn about the redhell in decemberalso goodluck with using SSR Tachyon she has 0 RB
>>585776279...
>>585775967>>>/r/eddit
>>585776226Stop listening to the voices inside your head, no one told you that
>>585776279SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>585775787Let's break you out of that shell, nonny
>>585774545It's on her for being near gyarus I want. I didn't mind her original NPC design, but I didn't pull on her even she was good for Dahbi because I waited on Palma instead. Same thing happening here, I need to save for weiiiii.
>>585776170https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfE81Hb1M9Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-5nyGbRbMYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js4N4xqCJzMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHeCV2iZTwk
>>585776223mares are dangerousat least STALLIONS know boundaries
>>585776321Tachyon love?
>>585776321Hahakigi's Tachyon doujin should be put in the Louvre. Immortalize it.
>>585776279I think she's more deserving to be the orb uma than fraudco
>>585776426>wanting this
>>585776279
Surely I don't need Sprint S or Turf S for this CM right?
Sometimes I feel like I should leave this place, quit the game and never come back
>>585776518This motherfucker makes these umas way too sexy...
>>585776438my thoughts exactly, stallions would never trick you
>>585776505I do
>>585776549That's me after losing last CM yet here I am...
>>585776279she's pondering... something...
Gm
>>585776537It helps but there's always the chance that some guy's Uma with Sprint A and Turf A will smoke your entire team of Sprint S and Turf S UmasSo do as you please
>>585776549What's stopping you? Your life would be better
>>585776253I don't think I ever do that much? Maybe once or twice a week. And even then I last like 5 to 20 minutes I yap about game stuff too! But lewd in a thread feels out of my element.>>585776337But it feels good being in my safe and comfy shell...
>>585776438>at least STALLIONS know boundaries
>>585776579>Kentuckian
>>585776692Did I fucking stutter?
>>585776708Taiki would tell you up front unlike THAT other kentuckian
>>585776708i love all the kentuckians yes
>>585776696Where is the emote pak for all umas!? I only have curren and helios
Morning coffee tasty
why is umama avatarfagging as mcqueen with a different personality?
>>585776795Both need to be deported
>>585776745
>>585776678Other times I feel like I should stay in this place, play the game and keep coming back
>>585776898Why do you? This place makes everyone miserable
this kentuckian sure can fuckian
>>585776848meowrning
>>585776549don't let the door hit you on your way out
>>585777004>loose hole
>>585776860the uncomfortable truth is that there are actually several people who like to lewdpost/erp/whatever
>>585777000TRIPS OF TRUTH
>>585776848I don't get it, what's even the correlation? Or the artist just likes both?
>>585777050nobody posted curren
>>585777087who are you kidding? do you really think we can't tell it is you?
>>585777000I like talking to people here sometimes
Laisu is a pain in the ass...
>>585777050Taiki is a kind girl undeserving of such slander
>>585777171why ruin it, let things happen anon it's more fun that way
>>585777000>triple fucking 7 followed by more trips
taiki would ride my dick like a bull at the rodeo
>>585777017Morning>>585777118Probably just likes both...
>>585777264She fucked her brother, dad, and cousin
>>585777237I'm the source of her pains in the ass
>>585776071My first exposure to lewd anime and actually anime in general was seeing kiss x sis on youtube. I then quickly discovered and started watching a lot of ecchi romance anime with my first being kanokon which was a grave mistake. After that and many others I would start to occasionally cry in private and feel immense sadness knowing I would never experience that kind of love, all this was going down when I was in like the 6th grade or so too. A great but sad time. >What level of a pervert am I?High gold or low plat
>>585777268>let off topic troons ruin the threadhow about no?
>>585776846Wish I could tell you, I only saved what I could as they came along in various threads
>>585777351they do that in Arkansas, not Kentucky
>>585777237>trainer is clearly married and has a child>still flirts with himwhat the fuck is wrong with ningen foids
>>585777017should you be doing Kraos?
>2 Aces done>The 3rd between Taiki and Pasa both refuse to spark SprintsI just want to try and make a Sprint Festival Inari for fun
>>585777493She's got horse ears, that's a thieving cat homewrecking UMA!
>>585777469>implying her family didn't copied the culture
>>585777493That's another uma, anon...
>>585777428That's my wife, Rickey
we're gonna PLAP PLAP SPLOOSH SPURT and you silly little umas can't stop us
>>585776860I like the mcqueenposter..
>>585777378>high gold or low platI'll take it, as much as I'm a consistent gooner I don't delve into twisted fetishes. Utmost cuckshit but nothing deeper.
McQueen is a tomboy forced to be a proper lady
>>585777351None of the uma are from bama though?
BOY OH BOYTHE RICKEY MINES HAVE STARTED OFF GOOD
Tip on how to get your uma hot and bothered
>reached 300 carat cap in half TPThis feels illegal... too bad it's 3 days only
>>585777469Bro Kentucky is literally in the top 5 incest states
>>585777783My cousin is hot, so what?
>>585768550Okay.
>>585776071i fell into the rabbithole of pornhub years ago when hentai was still posted there before the copyright dry up. Didn't take long until I wandered into that one magical girl tentacle anime with the blonde, blue hair, and red/pink hair girls and Rance.
>>585777760YUP I CAN TELL THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT DOING THIS CAREER 35 TIMES AND GETTING 0 FANS FOR MY CLUB
>>585777672This but to happy meek
>>585777895the thread has been saved
>>585777895>her face after I promised her to go to Tomakomai if she let me cop a feel
>>585777895You're the best
>>585777895
>>585777895I now love chink style animations
>>585777780I'm regretting being hasty with it and not splitting it between 4 carat caps. Ah well, 200 carats missed isn't that bad...
>>585776846These are the ones I have. I stopped doing them because umaGPT sometimes do not cooperate and I'm not really into the game as I used to be raped hard by umagacha. I can upload them if you want.
>>585777895Guess im visiting Tomakomai...
>>585777895utah died for this and it was worth it
Woof
you're being horny again, /uma/no hornyalso go to bed
>>585776071A friend of mine recommended me a porn site where they hosted hentaikey games, fell in love with the red-haired girl, and I've been happy and hard ever since
>>585778097fine motion nakadashi with tongue kissing
Ningen pussy
>>585778097Shut up you're not my mom
>>585778025Share the raped!
>>585778093Does she prefer doggy or human style?Also what's the lore behind that? was the horse very amicable and non hostile?
>>585778097I'll go to sleep soon just 5 more minutes!
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/tEEx59>https://jiggie.fun/tEEx59https://jiggie.fun/tEEx59>https://jiggie.fun/tEEx59https://jiggie.fun/tEEx59
>>585778097I want to suck her ear while her guards watch
>>585778198>the mere presence of ningen is a threat to umamusumeIs ningenmanko THAT good?
>>585777895UOOOOOOOOOOHHHH TOMAKOMAI
>>585778025those would've costed you twelve hundred bucks if you instead paid payed an indonesian to gen them on your behalf
>>585778097how can I when this bitch keeps popping up in my thoughts every 5 minutes?
>>585777895Bet that feels good...
Isn't Tomakomai just likeJapanese Milwaukeelike super generic burb / lesser city
>>585778025We should come up with names for all of these>bijin - the souped>oguri - the pulsedAnd so on
>>585778448It's much smaller than Milwaukee.
>>585778351Yes
>>585778428try imagining her with clothe instead
Game got stuck loading and I had to restart so I knew it was good, I will never get this lucky again.
>>585778448It's Milkwaukee in Japan, which makes it instantly awesome
>>585778448nyo, tomakomai is sovlful midwestern-esque district. just like minnesota
>>585778559>two rapistsAnon...
>>585778559Double rapist pull...
>>585778198
>>585778448More like Japanese Green Bay
>>585778556fuck, i want jealous uma sex
>>585778559>double marked
KOITSURAUMAPYOISHITANDAAAAAAA
>>585778559>Game got stuck loadingapparently it happens after the fortune draw
>>585778559Explode you luckshitter
>>585778752Someone post that donna raping trainer after ogling xina
were there really faggots here who called daisca's seiyuu a fat pig? she's fat, but isn't she fucking sexo too?
>>585778884She's an ugly hog with mood swings
>>585778884uh no man real life fat japanese girls dont have giant tits thighs and assshe just has a bloated face, she's ugly
>fat>sexopick one
>>585778876donna wouldn't do that, wtf?!
>>585778982both
>>585778884she's fat (derogatory), not plump (sexo)
>>585778678>>585778752
>>585778582MINNESOTA MENTIONED!!!!!
>sea hours aren't architect hoursnyaruhodo
>>585778982Reminder that Hishi Miracle is a cuck irl
>>585777895Squeezing those Hokkos means an automatic trip to Tomakomai
>>585779024Her oversized sweater is so fucking cute but her extremely short skirt and thigh high socks are so fucking hot
im gonna melt opera like the sensitive young woman stallion she is!
>>585779384That's a boy
>>585779104their beauty standard is be a BBB or kpop/jpop idol. the nuanced mind of the architecht is foreign to them.
uhhhh...
>>585777895But I already spent 14 rolls on Tomakomai...
>>585779489>nuanced
I think you should give tomakomai another cheeky tenner
>>585779545>self inviting herself into my houseSTALLIONS would NEVER
>>585779545?? wdym? isn't she just being a good plant owner?
>>585779489retard
>>585779489genius
>>585779687God you'd be such an easy victim for dangerous mares...
>>585779545>>585779687Fuck she saw my Karasu-chan doujin stash in the bookshelf
>scenario about relationship between man and uma>main uma for the scenario is daiwa scarlet?
>>585779545Dangerous mare...
>>585779832she is your #1 rapistmakes sense to me.
>>585779545>>585779790I love Curren Bouquetd'or...
fusu
>>585779832I'm not fucking the hag. And I'm not fucking the mentally ill cow.
>>585779768There's no comparison
>>585777895remember that implied seggs curren gif?now do implied (clothed) paizuri with tarumae
>>585779958dont
>>585779970AI can make Falco hot...
>>585779970>ugly bastards' cumdumpster
>>585779545
>>585779967you say that, but your maidenless ass is going to grovel for her pussy if she did ask you to have sex with her
>>585779954i really like this cut
>>585780036musu
how do I find a mistress like curren bouquet?
>>585780064Hag's womb no longer functions. It's dead.
>>585780109you cant rape the willing, especially if you catch them in a frisky mood
> cum bucket
>>585780046that's not c*rren whore, thoughever
>>585777895FUUUUUUUUUCK.Evens I snack a Tenner for TomakomaiOdds I resist the temptation
>>585777237Don't say that about my wife.
>>5857801800 is an even number btw
orenjis
>>585780151I don't know who that is. Maybe try /x/
>>585780062Umas fears the ningen women
Want to uma samba with Suzuka if you know what I mean
>>585780151>bouquet>mistressyou're just begging to be raped, huh?
>>585780062Bouquet mental boom
>>585780252Yeah you want to produce a Suzuka veteran with a white spark for the skill Uma Samba
Fortune-telling! Telling! Tell me! Tell me!Kazoetamae shiawase to wa?Ittai douiu mono na no deshou?
>>585777780Racing schedule?
>>585780289>throbbing wombfinally, a real fetish kicks in
no snacking
>>585780252suzuka's frail body can't handle capoeira, wtf is wrong with you?
We already love a Curren here we don't need another one.
>>585780217I’M NEVER VISITING TOMAKOMAI
>>585778243Here's the .rar with the raped.https://files.catbox.moe/n60vxy.rarThere's one extra inside.
>>585780549Please don't tell me it's your cock...
>>585780442yeah, we don't need the one who is a>whore>slut>provocative harlot>public cumdump>town bicycle>loose onahole
>>585780549
>>585780572Maybe.
>>585780549>I want these but I'm rangebannednyo...
>>585780503>anon went -1500 over some groping mp4NO SNACKING
>>585780691just use opera, bwo
>>585780354Its supposed to be her jealous heart beating, not her throbbing womb,,,
>>585780578And bucket of cum also starts lactating on command, but you don't need to be that mean about her.
>>585780705not to mention AIslop
>>585780715why not both
>>585780503If it makes you feel any better I got MLB Spe with just 130 pulls.
>>585780718curren changk HATE
>>585780503>>585780180
>>585779790>>585779918>>585779954dangerously erotic mare...
so now that kita white 90% of the time front inherits are:>Long: Kita+Seiun>Medium: kitawhite+seiun>Mile: pasa+seiun>sprint: pasa+seiun(ignoring random CMs like this one where seiun doesnt work)Correct? Is there ever something that replaces pasa on mile/sprint?
>>585778025Could you make Super Creek?>>585780691Any specific one you want?
mfw there's a HOEEH near me
>>585781039You usually want Ball Seiun on longs.
>>585781039Kita (parade)
post something cute
>>585781090it's "ouen"
>>585781151ehhh kinda splitting hairs since ball seiun's unique is pretty weak inherited so it's like A TINY ITTY BIT better than A&S on long (and worse on arima)
HOEH
>>585781156isnt kita red just long again
>>585780760>AIslopBe nice to your animators.
>>585781212no in this case it's actually HOEH
>>585781403based rigger
almond ai is a BITCH
Zephyr has the prettiest titties I've ever seen
When will (You) learn?
So. What has Grug learnt?
so why is this anna anon fag trying to be a thread personality now?
Four Heavenly Kings of Genohara...
>>585781486what do ugly tits look like? and no, don't use flatties as an example
>>585781423Where's Contrail
>>585781056*googoobabies you*
just sleep already
>>585781551Special Week has ugly boobs
>>585781554has not be umaified yet
>>585781551>what do ugly tits look like? and no, don't use ugly tits as an exampleOk bro
I hate taxes
>>585781403thread savior
>>585781659I love sexes
>>585781659dia would simply evade them with offshore investments and banks
>>585781649>be*beendoggyass autocorrect trolling me
>>585781725I can't
>>5857802257 and I dream about orenji tonight
>>585781403Make her play with her own boobs with a lewd look on her face
Does Dia have the best ears?
You did get your free Dia and Kita right?
>>585781754Get your paper up lil bro
Zeppy boobies are nice and curvyand softand bouncyand delicious
>>585781491..I have no carats, and I must snack...
>>585781851I don't even know what that means
>>585781847No...
I will not go to Tomakomai no matter how soft her boobies are.
>>585781921The softest
>>585781921Umm, how about learning the wonders of feng shui?
>>585781921Did you know that Hokkaido milk is very creamy?
Troomakomai...
>>585781551NTA, but I find huge areolas pretty ugly. Also the droopy windsock shaped ones.
Master Rickey on my dickey
>>585782035
>>585781551Small and saggy titties are hideousumamusume
>>585781847nopei did get a digitan dupe tho
the only thing i learnt from having jobs is the ability to nap for 10 minutesumamusume: sleeping derby
>>585781847yeppersonly dia left
>>585781982lol fuck outta here with your bullshit
>>585782082kissing and groping Master Rickey for good luck
bad boobs are circlegood boobs are upside down question mark
>>585781551Torpedo tits are pretty ugly
>>585781039Kitawhite works on every distance actually, current speed is never bad no matter what phase of the race you're in. The question is more like, "can this skill trigger?" rather than "is this skill good?"
>4 4 7 4 4The numbers are driving me mad
>>585782305Ikuno...
>>585782274retard
...........feetus
the doxxanon seems to have awekened something in the mambwos
>>585782305WTF?Dictus clearly does not have all of dat
>>585782274works =/= optimalthe setup that makes kitablanco cracked out is distance dependent, outside of that shes just a normal but good and easy to build front. still a very valuable pull for people who are lazy chuds like me who only make parents for their wife and use cope for their other umas.
>take bare minimum end closer sparks>rest are sprint including on both parents>keep missing sprint S>pink finally procs senior year>end closer
D
>decide to jerkoff to Doto>touch my cock for 2 minutes >start shooting ropes with no controlwhat the fuck??? it usually takes me like 20 minutes of milking
>>585782673Evil dahby...
>>585782673...
>>585782164This is a feng shui general!!!
>>585782673crier
>>585782818could you, like, not post really hot images like this? not only that but its well drawn making it doubly annoying
feng shui is fake
we need umas that actually molest their trainers
>>585782902so all of them?
I love cryers
>>585783041SUPIKI
>>585782896This makes her cum
i love kneelers
>My bond level keeps rising with an uma im clanking careers with despite me never having done her career yetthis is horriblei feel horrible
What uma should I cum to before bed
>>585783078supicryer?
>>585783178i have max bond with maruzen even though i think ive done her career maybe 3 times ever manually. 1 ace and 2 manual mant parent runs back in the day.
Top dog!
>>585783178You don't deserve her
>>585782965As in molest while sniffing their trainer
This scenario is fun
my X.Biwa is still bond 0
>>585783345My fuarking hero....
>>585783178Soooo what happens you finally interact with the uma you clanked your way into her max bond level?
>>585783327so all of them?
Rickey KISSU
>>585783305Nice dog...HOWEVER
>>585783345>Le13 speedthey are running out of ranks lmao. i wonder when we are getting Z.
i'm falling for the verxina propaganda HARDseeing as my oshi is nature (mature loser oneesan archetype) and i'm already a fan of the other 2 V sisters, it was only a matter of time
>>585783305>>585783501
I can understand why small children lust after Rickey
>>585783345I would very much like out of this flowchart song hell we are in now
>>585783419ew
>>585783571That one is so cute, its almost killing me
We fucked
>>585783552Shiina isn't a loser...
>>585783571Good lord I need those boobs in my face
Master Rickey Kamasutra furniture breaking sex umanko good vibes chakra restored nonny sex
>>585783581there are only two uma scenarios after ura>shop slopand >minigame slopevery scenario is one of the two to some degree
>>585783552>mature loser oneesanXina is NOT one
Verxina couldn't even score her own trainer lol
Light Hello is my oshi
sex seven
>>585783552>>585783770this uma gets posted all the time and i still have no idea about them as a character. shes just purple mc bigtits.
>>585783719NOYou get inu butt
>>585784030The inu butt?
>>585783969She's Gentildonna's designated teasing target. Verxina loses to Gentildonna every single time and has a massive inferiority complex about it. She's basically the Sham to Gentil's Secretariat. In any other generation she would've been a superstar, but she had the misfortune to be born in the same generation as a true monster.
>>585783969Big sister type Umamusume that is kind of an overachiver and gives 200% for everything like a perfectionist would, but less neurotic. She loses to Gentildonna a lot so there's a rivalry there and her trainer is incredibly oblivious.
>>585783969She's the loser uma that gets mogged by Gentil consistently and has no luck with her trainer.
>>585783969>eldest V sister>overprotective of cheval and vivlos>placed 2nd to gentil (with very close margins) in every triple tiara race>has nature's 3rd place complex but with 2nd place instead>trainer rejects her advances (future rape victim)
>xinacord
>>585784030But boobs
>>585784163>future rape victimShe doesn't seem like the type to snap like that.
>>585783969
>>585784179We just love Xina here. Kind of like how we love Dream Journey, Almond Eye and how I love Silly Symboli.
>>585784075>>585784091Damn, and people talk about irl Gentildonna usually in the context of her rivalry with Orfe/Golshi, ive never even considered her genmate mares. i can see the appeal of a strong but outclassed underdog.
>>585784201Everyone has a breaking point
>>585784378oh yeah? then tell me how long until Falco rapes her torena
Dead general. Only the dregs now remain.
>>585784354
>>585784317Probably a doto equivalent of a mare in her first 2 years, she's good to win the tiara had she not raced the same generation as the brickshithouse that is donnaShe fell off hard during her 3rd and 4th year though
>>585784317She's very moe because you get the gap moe of this super prestigious person somehow also being a massive loser.Is she incredible at most of what she does? Yes, does Donna still mog her, yes. Her trainer being a dunce is icing on the cake because ontop of being frustrated about Donna, she's also getting blueballed by her trainer which adds to her charm as this try hard loser who's actually still pretty incredible.
I have literally 0 interest in Xina
Does she really not rape...what a wimp
>>585784590Even Cheval rapes
>>585784534
>>585784689>>585784534God she's such a loser
Ponder the aroma when you are admitted into tracen and you're met with a whiff of a hundred umankos
>virile man surrounded by endless umanko while they're all in heat
Muy Gracias, El Condor Pasa*coughs blood*
>>585784427Soon.
>>585785009>>585785051You smell the fragrant umanko scent in the air but you know that there's only one uma for you right?
Ughhh~ *sniff sniff* Your dick reeks! Don't shove that stinky dick in my face.. It's all sweaty and seriously fucking stinks *fwoosh* Haa... I'm not sniffing it! No way I'd sniff something this. *fwooshhh* Hff *fwooshh* Ahh~ Dick stench is melting my brain Ohhh Yabe~ Pisses me off so bad~
>>585785157What type of man is her type?
based fwoosher
>>585785208Her type of guy? Strangely an exact description of her trainer
At which scenario the support deck will be come highlander?
>>585785157So I can't be the town bicycle? Nyo...
What the fuck is going on?
>>585785206D-Dober wouldn't say this....................right?
>>585785297nothing... *fwoosh*
Urara looks ilso innocent but I bet she's a natural
>>585785496she doesn't know that umanko is for sex and pleasures herself by fingering her anus
>>585785496you know what they say about dirters
adolescent uma musume pheromones
What would you name this move?
>>585785535oh to be an unsupervised 9 year old in front of ovulating athletes
>>585785517
nyo...
it's about time to educate her
>>585785496Natural at what?
>>585785816At rimjobs of course
why are you guys so weird today
So cool
leave my heckin' daughterino alone
>>585786036grand live gameplay
>>585786053Cool characters are in the game. That is only a potentially cool character.
Omnomnom
post something sleepy
>>585786163What a cute NPC Umamusume. Also Kita-chan in the back.
>>585786221
I hate /uma/ so much.
>>585786237
>>585786070I watched a GM gameplay video and the streamer casually dropped how GL was way comfier and I'm still thinking about it. Even though the gameplay was more fun in every way but the highroll gambling.
>>585786263kawaii
>>585786263El-chan's VA is so cute...unlike...
Does anyone have the YT link to that Megaman style tanuki video where Nature and Turbo go on a mission to stop a group of terrorists led by Jack Krauser that have taken over a luxury zeppelin?I can't believe I didnt save that one immediately.
El still has the best ears in the game
>>585786263i always knew that El was the cutest all along
>>585786405>>585786509Sex with this generic uma
>look at top club players>someone did 51M in one day>theoretically would require 1.7M fans per run, not counting the time between runs to set each one up/navigate menus>even with maxxed out bonuses and deep schedule you can only do 1.2-1.3Mbasic fucking sanity checks to stop cheaters when?
>>585786557couple of days from now probably
>>585786557Do not worry, evil will never triumph over good
>>585786405Unlike who?
>>585786735God I wish that was me
>>585786306Grand Live us incredibly comfy in the sense that there's 0 thought process aside from chasing rainbows and simply praying the random token generator and song shop give you what you want.
>>585786557>basic fucking sanity checks to stop cheaters when?
>>585786263So she's the one singing the English version of umapyoi densetsu
Not very impressed with that post right now
>>585786841i mean she's a little chubby but i wouldn't call her ugly
Do not cum
>>585776106i'm not listening to CM final jobber
>>585787045Think you can stop me?
I want rape Scarlet
>>585786841Maybe my standards are just too low but she looks cute.
uppercut your trainee
>>585787045Sorry, I tried.
Did I post this one yet?
See you space cowboy
>>585787267My hairline looks like this.
anyone have the parent list for CM22?
>>585786557>mfw * gets banned for botting
If the world of umamusume had less bad things happening there, then why are THOSE in America?The transatlantic trade happened in that world and Cygames chose for it to be that way, I'm thinking based?
>>585787234That...doesn't look like she's being uppercut...
>>585787315End: King Halo + Ryan + Oguri Cap Pace: Furawa + whoeverFront: El + Sky + Mummy Creek? + Furawa if going speed eater on all fields.
>>585786449Maybe it was this channel?https://youtube.com/channel/UCQyLHLqOQTrbPbRaNBYFHtw
>>585787489America has a #metoo movement for trainers
>>585787489Umaverse africa was sufficiently advanced to immigrate naturally and was roughly on par with the rest of the world technology wise.
>>585787531that's what an uppercut to the lower body looks like
>>585787267first-rate hairline
>>585787489Fun fact, modern horses actually evolved first in america, then migrated through the bering strait and populated the rest of the world while the original american horses died outSo the umas which the conquistadors brought along would be reconquering their ancestral homeland
>>585787489Umas are naturally drawn to the place where their irl counterpart races. Thats why all the american umas are at Tracen.
>>585787489I think Umamusume is basically just real life, except one day a chinese farmer woke up and amongst his horses there were humans with ears
Search and Destroy is a fun game mode in Call of DutyUmamusume would be naturals at it
mile
Post more Janni
Kawakami is so cute guysBut my pulls failed so I have to watch other male trainers train her....
>>585787930this but doto
>>585787930Why do you post like that?
>>585787909I look like this
>Kawakami is so cutetrue
yes, post more dorija
>>585788013based top gun ignoring the edgelord dyke and just enjoying herself
>>585788042Cute princess
>>585788107
>>585788013GENUINELY?!
>>585788107She scares me
why is this jp avaturfag spamming his trash on cooldown
>>585788327>jpthe seanig wishes he was
https://x.com/atitiki/status/2114915236889116803@bobogrok is this real?
posting umas that were released in global media
>>585788497
Ok so apparently it's confirmed in the lore that Umamusume were living like Amazons and would probably rape human males to reproduce
>>585788327Do you know how little that narrows it down
>>585788525she's so pretty
>>585788624you say as if they stopped doing that
I've tried using Pearl SR for Ums Stan hints (my only source) and I have not seen it proc once in 15 runs. Should I just give up on it?
>>585788624Big if true
>>585788719Yeah.
>>585786137SEXSEXSEXULTRA SEXSEXhaha im in danger of SEX
>>585788624>the bronze age collapse in uma world was hundreds of warbands of barbarian oguris raping and eating all the food in the known world
>>585788624oh no.... not SNU SNU again... oh no no...
>>585788719Your ONLY source?
How is the dirt cm parent clanking going
>>585788719theres literally only ONE thing on your loop list and you couldn't do it?
>>585788852I am not doing anything except spamming fan runs during triple rewards
morning coffee
>>585788675
>>585788852Already have a nice gp from the last mile
>>585788852I need to remake a Seiun parent because it has the wrong amount of dirt sparks, but my test Maru and Suzuka are doing nice in test lobbies, winning as runaway is so cool.Waiting for Helios who is going to be my third ace, already got a Nishino Flower for her.
>>585777895THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO SQUISH HOKKO'S HOKKOS
Imagine being Mongolian nomad and seeing the 6 feet tall wild umas
>>585788852Have one dirt grandparent with Left-Handed, Winter Runner, and Tokyo Racecourse to loopa for Brickey, another parent with a lot of back half dirt skills to throw on Inari. Looking to start refining for parents later this week.
>>585788624They never stopped bwo...
Something something thang outBang outBanana
I have AGPAbyssmal grandparents
>>585788624Not really, umas and humans don't live together long beforeuma musumes were told to be literal spirits or some ethereal beings and shit, they just pop into existence(which is in line with the canon lore of umas carrying the spirits of irl horses, so if one dies, an uma pops)The first ever contact happened between a human and uma, they got to know each other, some bad shit happened, the human wanted to get a message to other humans but was dying, then told the uma "if it's you, you can do it" then some weird power surged within that uma and made her ran fast to get that message Then somehow that snowballed to the umas of todayWhat's not talked about is that why would this change the whole ethereal being thing What, is being with humans objectively better that they'd risk to become mortal again? Instead of popping into existence they'd choose to bear the pain of pregnancy?huh?
F2P players should focus on getting new horses instead of wasting on the cards2021 horses can be useful in 2026, but cards before 2025 are obsoleteMore FREE SSR cards coming in futureEasy to train stronger horses in future Career modes
>>585789279So the umas weren't that fast before connecting with humans?
>>585789337thank you witgod
>>585789337I think this gaslight doesn't have much potential
>>585777895Yep. Those are Tomakomai's tits.
>585789337gimme enough reddit spaces and it might work
>>585789337not F2Pstill using kitasanstill going to use her in l'arcstill going to use her in beyond dreamsstill going to use her in the current jp scenario
>>585789570the uma?
>>585789558I stole it from jap from twitter bro
>"umas don't need humans">umas in 2026 can't stop lusting for human cock?
>>585789271Biwa wife
>>585789617>>585789337The account location says Southeast Asia
>>585789676oh no... Sweepy bro got me good
>>585789337>2021 horses can be useful in 2026*2 2021 horses are useful in 202690% of the rest are 2025+unfortunately not a good gaslight
You won’t hate me, though right?
>>585789925I like you, actually.
Why don't I ever get inspos like this in manual runs
>>585789963Wish I could say the same.
>>585789617Oguri posters being the worst posters proved right once again.
>>585790276To be fair.I did warn you.
>>585773471You don't play fronts at all. Fronts need every single fucking skill in existence to be competitive.>A&S>GW>PP>DD>Ignited Wit>All 3 corners and all 3 straights>fast paced>early lead, or gold version>top runner>distance specific midrace speed like Killer tunes, Mile Maven (or white versions of these)>tail held high>All the fucking greensUnlike backliners they can't rely on high stat coefficients in late race. So fronts need extremely good parents and extremely good luck to get every single thing in existance. It's a checklist gameplay, The problem with fronts currently, is that while hints were abundant in unity and MANT, hint lessons are more rare in GL.
>>585790105No you don't.
>>585790342True enough.Sorry, lad.
>>585790038man im such a pretty girl
love this fortune, happy new year
>>585790520Landmine girls tend to be hot
>>585790520hi cutie
>>585790685
>>585790739The chud tits are too strong…Can’t resist…
Boy sex
musu
I can't read this shit!
>>585782274>Kitawhite works on every distance actuallyIt hits too late on 1800m or shorter, and kinda hits too early on anything longer than the Arima Kinen.
>>585789598the card of courseharikitte ikou
It's kind of crazy that the new scenario revealed Uma used to live separately from humans, yet able to preserve their species without human. So stallion Umas are futanari-
>>585790276>Oguri postersRetard, it's just a picture, when i post Oguri pic i'm not becoming oguri posters, i using a plethora of different pictures everyday
>>585790939ching chang chong
>>585791121Ballroom event has a whole new meaning
holy shit the turd worlder knows the word PLETHORA
waheygood morning
>>585788828If a newcutie has none of those cards, then Golshi parent and Pearl SR is his only source.
>>585791228Usa is not a third world, but soon it will be bro
>>585791121The new scenario reminds me of those pokemon ancient lore stories which were scrapped from Diamond/Pearl and then got leaked in a hackThe ones where Typhlosion was a pedophile who abducted women and lapras was a horny whore for human cock
>>585790634Yeah that shit rules
>14* sprint sparks>8 runs in a row>no sprint spark inspirationThis game is so mega ass
Mares can smell strong stallions
>>585789279>What, is being with humans objectively better that they'd risk to become mortal again? Instead of popping into existence they'd choose to bear the pain of pregnancy?The cock was the forbidden apple that kicked them off paradise and into the unsuspecting sensitive young man's bedroom.
>>585791121>So stallion Umas are futanari-Actually it was because they would raid human settlements and kidnap the males for the purpose of procreation.
I don’t care about your gay-ass complex.Get therapy.
>>585791628is she going to blast electricity from her hand or something
>>585791384>xoguri not meta for her distance>brickey above anything
>>585791665It's evo skills
>>585791664Power Word: Improve Yourself as a PersonPower Word: Grow as an IndividualThus the Tyrant commands
>>585791121They can just rape males, and give back male babies to human villages. What the fuck can ningens do about it? Umas are wastly more powerful, considering they are supposed to have the strength of 500 kg animal, while being the size of a tiny japanese woman.
new data...?!
>>585791121I find it funny because this might as well imply that they're inbred as fuck much like with the real horses
weird how japan made TWO little sister brat triple crown champs
Knowing umamusume, a human just feeds a carrot to one and they are instantly domesticated
SPAAAAACCCEEEE
>>585791694I'll think about it
>>585791815umafloat
>>585782503sex groove really looks good in anything
>>585791695>What the fuck can ningens do about it? Umas are wastly more powerful, considering they are supposed to have the strength of 500 kg animal, while being the size of a tiny japanese woman.Motherfucker we made mammoths go extinct what the fuck kind of argument is thatIf ancient humans wanted to, they could have wiped out umas easily solely through the sheer difference in numbers, it makes sense why umas led a secluded amazon tribal lifestyle, in open warfare they're getting nuked
>>585791694Power Word: Neigher
Everything is amazing!
>>585791815is there anything to neo universe other than being the space core or is that it
>>585792010Strong genes
>>585792010Chuadmente...Rulerchud...
>>585792043I like voice, kit and sleeves. She's also friends with my other favorites.
>>585792059I will not accept candy from Rice, she probably poisoned it because she's evil
>>585792043space is cool
>>585792010Chudlings
stop calling groove's spawns chuds
>>585790016lose a little soul each time I see my million sparks on the right side of my screen and the left on inspo says 1 hint for random race course stamina and strategist
>>585792206Never
>>585792206They are just jealous
>>585792248Just try againWhat’s 30 more minutes?
>>585792206They're all chuds if you compare them to her mother
>>585792360What did Dura and Kiseki wrong?
>>585792028Yeahhh brooo
femalesslurp slurp
Next bread will be both chewed and chud.
>>585792675>>585792675>>585792675
Dura is not a chudJust autistic
chuwed bread...
>>585791924Umas are stupid but not that stupid; not to mention they're intelligent enough to use tools and could probably chuck a spear fast enough to blow a hole in a ningen, they cannot be compared.
>>585771813Is kithara the the biggest cuck among trainers?>Willingly cucks himself from running the tokai derby with oguri instead of selflessly keeping her with himCouldn't be me, I'll would have made oguri run the tokai derby with march and told Rudolf to get bent
