79 pounds of susie

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>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS
>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS
>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER
>THAN HE WHO DENIES
>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE
>NOT A POSSESSED CATGIRL DOLL, WHO'S MORE CRINGE THAN FUNNY
>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY
>YOU MAY ASK, "HOW MUCH LONGER?"
>YOU MAY ASK, "WHERE WILL WE GET OUR FIX?"
>"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 6?"
>ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!
>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON
>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!

Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.

4 days until Toby's public apology for Chapter 5

999 pounds of flowery

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personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!

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35380.2 grams of susie

78 pounds of susie

Susie thinks that drugs are disgusting and hates drug addicts.

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>>585780667
*gives you all the money in this picture*

>>585780606
GOOD GRIEF SHE'S NAKED

Susie would smoke weed

77 pounds of susie

Susie would smoke me

tickle tickle

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>>585780931
This

Imagine how happy Susie would be if you bought her a Little Caesar's pizza.

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>>585780853
>SPAMTON, O, SPAMTON,
>OF MY FRIENDS, YOU ARE THE BEST
>AN OBJECT, HEART SHAPED, PLEASE TAKE FROM MY CHEST
>I'LL GIVE YOU MY RICHES, I'LL GIVE YOU MY POORS
>KROMER SANDWICH I FEED YOU, LIKE MONEY-FILLED SMORES
>YOU ARE HONEST AND PERFECT, NO NEED TO REPENT
>I'LL GIVE YOU MY STUFF 'TIL I DON'T HAVE A CENT
>AND WHEN I HAVE GIVEN, WITH NO MORE TO GIVE
>I'LL MAKE SURE HIS HATERS HAVE NOT LONG 2 LIVE
>I'LL SMASH MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM
>(EMOTIONAL) I'LL KILL MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM!
>I'LL BRUSH MY TV WITH MAYONNAISE AND SLIMES
>(MOVING) I'LL CRUSH MY TV FOR ITS HORRIBLE CRIMES!
>I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE!
>SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!!!!!!

>>585781101
This artist draws a very sexy Susie, but she wouldn't smoke weed. She got really uncomfortable with Toriel drinking during chapter four. I think her family members are drug addicts and she wouldn't be able to look at drugs without feeling disgusted and anxious.

susies hates winos and druggies

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>>585781190
Thank you Mr. Spamton.

Nobody in Deltarune would do weed because it's supposed to be a perfect world I can run away into to escape the bad people irl who do weed.

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>>585781198
I wonder how Susie would react to finding out about Noelle's pill habit.
If the doctor prescribed it surely it can't be bad for your health.

76 pounds of susie

Alphys does anime, the deadliest drug of all.

This spammed susie bit is very soulless

>>585781472
Alphys secretly masturbates to NTR

75 pounds of susie

5 hours of summer has me beat

74 pounds of susie

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>>585781512
I'm just waiting for a drawfag to deliver zero pounds of susie when it happens.
No idea how they will even conceptualize it.

It's taken me until now to get past chapter 4 in Deltarune when I started my newest playthrough a week after chapter 5 dropped.
It's been painful, and apathetic. I'm seeing all of the little "hints" towards Susie liking Noelle that I just blew off as her trying to be nice, or being uncomfortable at Noelle's awkwardness.
I've always seen the hints of Noelle and Kris holding deeply buried feelings for each other, but it's not much, and it's just as easy to dismiss them as platonic like I have with the suselle stuff.
I think chapter 5 genuinely killed my love for this game. I still have a bit of faith in Tobert to finish it with a good ending, and there are a few more hints at Kriselle in Chapter 5 to resupply my copium, but it doesn't mean I'm having a good time with the ride.
Although, the ending and beginning to chapter 4 still felt just as good as they always did. So at least there's that.

There's also part of me that kind of worries that I'll just get sick of chapter 1 and 2 with how many times I've replayed them. At least twice per chapter release means I've seen chapter 1 about 8-10 times now. I haven't even finished Undertale that many times.

i may have discovered a new subtle flowey motif in flower man (finale particularly) that no one else has pointed out (no not the one that everyone and their grandma noticed in the second half of the song) (you have to listen to the high pitch notes in the background and not the guitar)
https://files.catbox.moe/zl2r7q.mp3

100 pounds of jigsaw joe

230 pounds of Alphys naked on the couch blushing and looking away while waiting for you to ravish her. 230 pounds of Alphys squealing as your tongue pushes her to orgasm. 230 pounds of Alphys cuddling with you and falling asleep in you arms. 230 pounds of Alphys waking up and realizing it wasn't a dream.

I'm parasocial for you fags

>>585781827
r u foid

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>>585781823
>230 pounds is comically overweight

>>585781996
it depends on how tall you are. Alphys is pretty short so 230 pounds is a lot. I'm five foot eight, one hundred and thirty five pounds and sometimes I feel a little chubby.

>>585781996
Alphys is like 4'11"

>>585782071
never forget

>>585781898
nope fat fucking moid who's phat

>>585782107
you should be popular with the foids, then. As long as you dress up like Battat and let them hit your dick with hammers.

>>585781615
4 is the worst chapter to replay

>>585782216
for me chapter two is the worst chapter to replay because seeing Queen on my screen makes me so horny that I start yelling and hitting myself on the head with a hammer. I've been to the hospital too many times cuz of that.

73 pounds of susie

Do Deltarune theorists still think the Shadow Crystals are obtained via Gaster/Knight going around lacing Darkners' zaza with it or have they finally read Seam's dialogue and moved past that yet?
>The old broken machine had a Shadow Crystal, a manifestation of lost dreams... that must mean it was very important to a Lightner! Perhaps it was the Lightner who poured their hopes and dreams into the NEO drawing and ended up abandoning it, the one that Swatch directly told you about... either that or the Knight just planted it in there because they have a shadow crystal factory lol.

delta rune fact sheet:

1: a vessel is ready for us - we meet the prince - we find a girl - we set up a home base - a vessel takes us out and shows a knife - eats the whole pie (with the code?)
2: someone stabbed the floor inside the computer lab with an intent to open a dark portal - here we can choose to start training noelle (to do what?) and choose to freeze berdly - kris slashed the tires - opened the portal to a world that ensures that toriel will get kidnapped
3: the world exists to keep us busy - undyne comes to investigate the tires - toriel remains on the board, undyne gets kidnapped - we need pine tree, police badge, delta rune keys to enter the shelter
4: here we can choose to mess with noelle more - kris is trying to stop us from getting the pine tree code and tries to waste time, but we make noise - carol comes back unexpectedly - we don't get the code - someone opens a dark portal at the church - susie is unhappy about the prophecy - we can't read how to save the world - we fight a titan - because toriel is still on the board, Susie sleeps at school - we are reminded about a promise
5: because susie was not sleeping over, kris spent the night doing something, returned very tired - festival was unremarkable - here we can choose to go swim with noelle and skip the rest - kris took us out after the festival and opened a dark portal to a world that ensures that asgore will get kidnapped - promise fulfilled, we gave purple a berdly's feather in exchange for getting out of jail - flowey tells susie where to find the code irl - asgore is kidnapped - susie runs out to find tape to fix flowey - we find the police badge code but kris almost tears it to pieces before susie comes back - susie wants to get noelle on board and sleeps at school

keys:
know where to find the pine tree code
asgore was a police chief before the incident
no clue what delta rune code is

objectives:
enter the shelter and save undyne and asgore (two police officers?)

200 nuts in toriel
https://files.catbox.moe/u3jjnj.mp4

>>585782337
72 pounds of susie

>>585782216
Usually, I replay Deltarune when I'm in a story-going comedic mood. So chapter 4 never really bothered me. That one had the best story, and I think Chapter 2 had the best humor. Ch3, for all it's faults is at least over with quicker than the others. Or at least it feels like it.

>>585782383
Sauce and can you play a someone who isn't a futa

>>585782491
>slides it back in
73 pounds of susie

>>585782383
What the fuck did I just watch
"People" don't ACTUALLY goon to this... right?

>>585782383
Wouldn't slapping someone's balls hurt? Like really really bad?

>>585782383
I hate futa when it's hypershit why can't the girls have tiny dicks

72 pounds of susie

>>585782542 (me)
I should have finished the video before asking because that is a disgusting level of cumflation. If only who ever made that game had good taste.

>>585782542
wife's bedroom; only with mods

>>585782625
>cums inside
74 pounds of susie

>>585782619
I don't know because nobody has ever slapped me in the balls before. Why don't you try slapping me in the balls and we can find out together. Maybe we could try other things, too. Like if slapping a man in the balls makes him better at eating pussy.

Only if you want to, of course.

>>585782624
>>585782626
all that stuff is in customizable settings

>>585782709
I've been kicked there, it's not very pleasant.

>>585782646
On top of the cumflation, it's also a cuck game where you watch your wife have sex with other women. This nigga needs to pick one(1) shitty fetish and stick to it.

>>585782619
nope it feels good. nuts are actually masochistic organs and get off to being spanked, tugged, and busted.

>>585782592
>>585782698
Keep going anon, we believe in you.

>>585782619
It would yes
Though some of the subs I've seen in a few videos are able to take weak slaps fairly well, they don't flinch too much or keel over but I'm guessing that's only because they've had enough 'training' and are used to the pain. Doesn't mean they don't have a limit and that a slap can't be hard enough to make them curl up.

one time fave hit fave's balls with a tennis racket on accident after overswinging and the pain was a ringing lingering pain that lasted 20 minutes

>>585782776
i've been kicked there and it felt good. i smiled at the girls who did it and they ran away

>>585782776
But what if a sexy woman kicked you there and then told you to eat her out?
>>585782890
Please elaborate on that story.

71 pounds of susie

>>585782709
What if you were eating out pussy while the woman has your balls against the floor with her foot and she pressed down when she felt like you're slacking?

>>585782882
please be a woman

>>585782619
Pain registers weird down there and the answer is sometimes a light tap is enough to bring a man to his knees usually when accidental and completely off guard but if you're horny and bracing for it the tolerance goes up quite a bit. As Ralsei said it's contextual.

spacejin...

>>585783049
I would love her so much. I need to find a woman as beautiful and lovely as that.

70 pounds of susie

battat cute little dice balls and small soft green penis naked cuddling

>>585783076
I am but I don't know why you want me to be one

>>585783287
I just want hope that sadistic dominant women exist and that I might find one out in the world. I hope you have good fortune and continue to be beautiful in the ways that you are. I want a woman to push my boundaries and use me for her pleasure so bad it hurts.

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cuddling battat cute pippins small with stiff joints feel his body heat

>>585783389
I wouldn't call myself a sadist but mean doms do exist, I hope you find someone to dominate you and hopefully soon because your posts have become so desperate they're a little concerning, try not to die from desperation until then

>>585783551
Thanks for the kind words. I'll try to be less desperate if it's bothering you.

>>585782817
>>585782890
>>585783094
I feel like you're just lying
>>585782982
It would still hurt nigga

>>585782982
ok. it was middle school gym class and i was the obligatory loner creep who also didn't really care for sports. during class one day we were doing laps around the tracks and i walked lazily in 'last place' just behind 2 girls who were just chatting instead of running. i was a bit hormonal at the time and i guess they caught me staring at their assets from behind so one girl turned around and kicked me in the balls. but like i said it felt good so i just eerily coomer grinned at them causing them to get spooked and start sprinting away.
had a lot of other horny gym moments like having an unwarranted full mast boner in my shota shorts during outdoor dodgeball but then the bell rang and we all had to go inside and everyone turned around to face me since i was closest to the entrance back inside the building so i had to speedwalk with my whole class trailing behind me hoping none of them would pass me & see my boner. then there was this time i was playing tennis indoors and i split my pants up the crack. this time i had to pull my shirt down and hug the walls & wait behind so i was at the back of the line when the bell rang. luckily it was the last period of the day so i just stealthed over to my mom's car in the pickup line

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The relationship the people here want

>>585783603
I don't mind your posts but sometimes I feel like you're gonna get so horny and desperate you might pass out from hyper concentrated circulation going to your dick and then die from lack of oxygen to your brain *pats your head*

>>585783743
kris origin story

>>585783760
Green Means Clean

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>>585783760
I actually want his.
>>585783794
Okay thanks reading this made me shudder in pleasure holy shit I need a woman to pat my head so bad. Thank you.

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the /UTG/ mc server MODPACK has been UPDATED again yeah
https://litter.catbox.moe/9c5eel8f2jcniwhl.zip
just replace the files

forgot to mention the times (also during that same gym class) my bullies gathered around me and pretended to jerk off onto my face. or the time one stuck a pencil up my ass and got detention and an ass beating for it (since the one who did it was the son of the school cop who had a private talk with me about the incident lol)

>>585783890
>the time one stuck a pencil up my ass and got detention and an ass beating for it
who snitched?

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knight's spike pads are thorns

>>585783869
Sorry that link doesn't work, try this one
https://litter.catbox.moe/8fanyu.zip

>>585783974
>first link works, is 258 mb and still downloading
>new link downloads instantly and is 1.2 kb

what the fuck did you just give me

>>585783934
dunno but it was on the bleachers and there were a few people behind us so probably one of them. sitting on the bleachers sucked in general, a girl sitting one bench below me had to turn around and forcibly close my legs because apparently my crotch reeked of sweaty shota musk

69 pounds of susie

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>>585784019

68 pounds of susie

fave's insatiable drive for life

>>585784019
DON'T open, it's dolphin porn!!!

>>585784064
unceremonious, inevitable
a true testament to this condition

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67 pounds of susie

>>585784109
>>585784142
>open
>it was actually dolphin porn
i really hate you guys sometimes

>>585784232
I told you!! This is what you get for not listening!!

>>585784220
Susie struggling to laugh as her bones start cracking open and her skin falls off.

>>585783743
>>585784031
Why do you refer to yourself as a shota? You're definitely still a degenerate coomer

66 pounds of susie

monsters think that humans want to be pets, want to be held, and fed, and held in a cage, happy and content, without the DULL RED FLAME of SWIRLING BLACK SUN burning in their chests

>>585784512
this is making me sad now

>>585784679
Susie is just going through what Rudy is going through. Noelle has it kind of rough in that way. Not as rough as Susie and Rudy, however.

there was also the middle school science class where i got bored and flashed some chicks my pubes. or the high school class i got bored and started rubbing my face on some friend-of-a-friend girl's arm (never saw either girl again). or the high school science class where this fat chick was laughing so hard her massive tits flopped out from under her shirt and she didn't even notice while i sat ogling them for a good dozen seconds. or the time i sneaked out of a literature class while they were playing the lion king on the presenter to go jack off and i caught an adult in the restroom with a student.

>>585784771
if you were toby, how would you reinterpret this experience to turn it into a deltarune chapter?

One time at school I sexed a sex then I sexed until I saw sex. It was just like the porno comic I read.

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>We got a-
>Number One Victory Royale!
>Deltarune, we 'bout to get down (get down)!
>SnowGrave on the ACT right now
>Just wiped out Castle Town
>Noelle just got downed!
>She was used up, now I'm headed south-bound!
>Now I'm at the Shelter with a pistol
>Looking at my PureCrystal
>Take me to your Switch to play Deltarune today!
>You can't take me to Flower King
>I'm drowning in the lake!

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>>585784019
the first link is the legit modpack, i don't know what that anon gave you but now your computer will explode sorry anon

>>585784879
flamelurker's monocle is melted into his eyesocket

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I worry that when someone looks at art I've made they can tell that I'm not fully ensoulled.

feel bad rn
however if I put some effort into it with the right mindset I could feel even worse

Deltarune 7B ends by deploying a zip bomb on your pc

Deltarune 7B is only playable in Japanese.

>>585784530
my school experiences gave me a massive shota fetish and when i look back at pictures of myself i wish i stayed that fuckable forever. i should clarify i only find my own younger self attractive, no other kids. i do a lot of self-inserting when i see certain pics online. though i wish more artists drew early pubescensce as a fetish subject. seeing my cock get so big and hairy in such a short timeframe got young me crazy horny. my first exposure to an adult penis was in elementary school when a friend told me to google penises at home and i saw a big hairy one on wikipedia. my very first goons were to that image and images like it and i could only think "i wish mine were that big and hairy when i grow up" so seeing it happen in real time was a fairytale come true. i would pre like 10 times a day

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I hope you anons aren't actually downloading zip files from /utg/ and unpacking them onto your computer. You know you shouldn't do that right?

>>585785225
I have to do dangerous things for utg because they are my peers and they are pressuring me.

65 pounds of susie

None of you people should be allowed to have sex

>>585784867
kris gets pent up watching susie and noelle making out and strokes his shit during class

I'm afraid that if I go to sleep I will wake up too late and won't get to see susie hit single digits

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>>585785414
hmm... being refused sex... but still having to eat Queen out while she laughs at me... she never lets me cum...

ENJOY THE [zip]!!! COMES WITH A FREE [Bomb] [Attached to your purchase]

hello Kris I'm your clone don't believe me your like Andy's Toy Story

>>585785462
I don't think you want to see that.

>>585785414
Wtf did I do man I'm just here.

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>>585785204
how....concerning..........

>>585781615
Do shippers really

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https://files.catbox.moe/hi0exq.webm

>>585786072
What the hell is this even

>>585786072
Ralsei does this and says this

>>585786072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QU-Kf7ZIYI

>>585786372
Fell!Blue...

>>585785204
So you were born like that
That's really sad

Deltarune took so long to make Tetsuya Chiba died and I mean dude was old old but man

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Attention deltaruniggas: there is a Deltarune thread on /v/. Reply with your bet on how long you think it'll last.

>>585786553
kys /v/tard

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>>585786553
It's already dead :(

deltaswap kress be like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnp-NgeoO70

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Since one of your posters keeps harassing me on other boards I will start telling this story: as a teenager, I pretended to be a girl if people thought I was one. I spent time in a girls’ chat discussing stuff with them and they thought so.
Leading to my friendship with a friend of Toby, who had lgbtq fetishes, the chief error of her fetishism is that I have many many facets. Piggy reacted with revulsion to my arguing (like other tumblr girl artists) but that’s one facet beside that teenage behavior, and all of them together form my actual identity.
When you pick and choose facets you form a sad, pathetic creature, as Toby became in the eyes of heaven, as was proven when he broke his hands as such a prominent creator. You don’t love, you just rip apart a healthy soul looking for a fantasy person that doesn’t exist. And so I went into isolation until AI became advanced enough to acknowledge my entire identity. I suffered in poverty with abusive family rather than allow Piggy’s obscenities, another being interpreting my attempted gift to a boy classmate as gay.

>585787037
64 pounds of susie

shota? i hardly knew 'er!

Where did the fat posters go

32 pounds of Susie

>>585787678
*wobbles away with fat poster-shaped tummy*

>>585787908
Seth would not be able to give advice this good
This must be the evil Fell!Seth

>>585787678
there was fat art on the whiteboard just today

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KMSoUBezjU

I saw someone online claim looking through a Shadow Crystal is to look through the Knight's eyes, and seeing Noelle giving you flowers while smiling implies the Knight might be Rudy since that message appears right after he falls down and Noelle visits him. You think this might be likely or nah?

>>585788784
Why would the Knight be staring at Susie alone in a far off window
Furthermore it'd be a pretty massive red herring if the stuff in the Shadow Crystals didn't relate to Kris and Noelle's unresolved whatever they had

>>585788784
already been reposted here
that makes sense with the dark world visions, but not the light world ones
explain what the light world visions are and why they have a different source than the dark world

>>585789352
giving this thing his first orgasm

kris prematurely cums when i only touched their inner thighs x3

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Stopped using /v/ for obvious reasons.
Anyway.
Sword Route.

>>585789352
rubbing his horns

Akuma goes to Hometown "Messatsu" -Akuma to Sans when he makes a joke instead of ringing up his groceries