bane edidion :Dd>INFORMATION & GUIDESWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:GameNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/LoreFor League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesX: https://x.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.ggPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/570>ESPORTShttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esportshttps://datdota.comhttps://dota2.com/esportshttps://gosugamers.net/dota2Previous: >>585522061
first for uhhhhh dotards!
any drawfags still around that can actually post some work and not just pretend?
>>585822531maybe if we had something to offer them
ALLOW ME TO BUY 3 AGHANIM SCEPTERS!!!>I WANT TO HAVE CATACLYSM!>I WANT TO HAVE MINI TORNADOES!>I WANT TO HAVE VECTOR ICE WALL!ALLOW TO BUY 3 AGHANIM SHARDS!!!>I WANT TO HAVE SUNSTRIKE FORGE SPIRITS!>I WANT TO HAVE EMP PULL AND BURN!>I WANT TO HAVE RADIANCE GHOST WALK!LET ME BUY NOTHING BUT AGHANIM! LET ME BE THE ARSENAL MAGUS!!!
Buff Hoodwink
IN AA WE FUCKING TRUST
>>585822531how much are you paying?
>>585822531what do you want to see?
Sexo sexo sexo
>>585825184Do you have any Linas
>>585825764no but i might be able to make one
patch? skin?
>>585822531not posting because you're all mean
>>585826265smart, why listen to some vagrant begger anyways
What sites do artists who draw Dota post onTwitter?
>>585826492Vk.Telegram.None of them speak english.most just use AI slop.Twitter is packed with Deadcock art tho.
>>585826492patreon
>>585826632Deadlock actually has good and hot hero design idk how they're fumbling dota this bad with shit like Largo
>>585826762there is no need to appeal to brain ded coomers with an established game
I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF FAKE SUPPORTSTHERE'S NOT ENOUGH FARM ON THE MAP FOR 5 CORESTHERE'S BARELY ENOUGH FOR 2 IF THEY'RE GOOD FARMERSYOUR KAYA AND BOOTS OF TRAVEL ARE NOT AN ASSET TO THE TEAMI'M FUCKING POSTING IT AGAIN BECAUSE I POSTED IT IN THE WRONG FUCKING THREAD AND IT FUCKING HAPPENED AGAINWE HAVE NO FUCKING VISION, WE HAVE NO FUCKING GLIMMER, NO MEK, NO FORCE STAVES, BUT WE HAVE 2 SANGE AND KAYAFUCK YOU
>>585826762dota is for fat bald old mendeadlock is for twinks + teen girls
>>585826981Deadlock doesn't even appeal to coomers the heroes are very covered up
Why do dotrannies bot their game? What's your end game? I'd say you guys would be so mental ill you think the frog nigger goes back to your game and makes patches for it? What's the reason?
>>585827079i respectfully disagree
fuuuck imagine vindicta or paige in dota...
>>585827137>bot their gamesource?
>>585827000le constant meme face
Queued on a Tuesday award
>>585825267Isn't this a boy?
>>585822494these ones
>>585830887https://youtu.be/MUj1mTE20cs?si=heFlTArF2X2Euz9_&t=140
>>585829549gotta get that game in before the maintenance
my nagas
good jokes mate real funny see you at FUCK YOUJ
>>585835728
in 550 hours i've seen a tier 5 neutral one time
>>585836123vest on necro 4 timeslmao
>>585836123
>>585836123you posted this last thread>>585780878
>>585836753>be annoying online>get doxxed and harassed into going offgrid>or become a lolcowWhen did the internet become like this
>>585837082Thread bully's fault. Even with censoring usernames he uses opendota to reveal everyone in game and hazard a guess at who the poster is.
>>585836753You're more pathetic and annoying than Augar
>>585837304He killed this thread harder than any attention whore. I doubt he's ever even played this game.
The relationship between pos 3 and 4 is the most toxic and openly hostile in the game. And is reason enough to make 4 a dedicated jungler role. Valve, get on it.
>>585838495Because 4s want to be the fucking second carry in farm but with none of the reaponsibility. They pick shit like Zeus, Lina, Skywrath or even Sniper, are completely fucking useless in lane and then steal farm all over the mapThe game needs to rename the role, because "support" contrasting "hard support" carries the implication that you're only lightly a support and your role ends thr moment you leave the lane. Also much more harsh punishments for role abuse
>>585835923>Reports Remaining: 3Sovlfvl dota.
>>585839469It's just an awkward role in nudota. >pull >trade hits>get wisdom rune>don't sap XP because the 3 needs it moreThey should just bring back trilane or let people jungle.
>>585839768It's not that awkward. Just treat it like another pos 5>harass the enemy in lane>place wards>stack, pull, scout, roam>buy items that help the teamThe role is straightforward and simple, the only problem is the retards who don't want to play it properly because it doesn't fulfil their egos
>>585840154 (me)hell the role numbering helps perpetuate this. I never fucking liked this system and I hate how it has become the default way to name rolesThe offlane support is not higher farm priority than the safelane support. Often enough the safelane support gets more farm from stacking and the glowy lane creepsThe mid is not necessarily the second highest farm priority. A good mid will often spend the midgame ganking and reacting rather than farming. In contrast, the offlaner often has to farm in the midgame to finish a crucial item since he often gets shit farm in the lane
>>585836753based stalker anondoing Lord's work
>>585840154>>585840541I heard enough. Bring back trilane. Both supports are equal.
>>585822531No, only me. It's always me
>>585836753the next step is actually finding him irl
>>585842098sexo
>>585836753FUCKING LMAO>furryOf course. Of course
>>585842092You won't get trilanes in your pubs, and if you do they will be throwing the game 90% of the time
>>585842098How did she shackle herself?
>>585843043She is not very smart...
>>585843043Counterspell
>>585843043Lots of options, friendo. Shackling into an active lotus, for instance
mason live
>thread bully mentioned >by some retard who doxxed themselves cmtsu
>>585843835could you show where augar doxxed themself,thread bully?
>>585844195you see if I look through his account and google his profile name until I find some other account with the same name and post something he posted 10 years ago he actually doxxed himself I'm not a schizo retard he is ok also if you disagree you're augar
>>585844195your post is evidence enough, i didnt mention anyone specific
>>585839768It's not awkward in any shape of form you pick heroes like hoodwink dark willow or tusk with a lot of crowd control and you alternate between helping out your offlaner at first and then rotating around pressuring other lanes it's really not rocket science
Zeus is not a good mid and he's definitely not a good support he's in such a spot where he's flat out not a hero
this is gonna be me in a year in the last panel, im doing it for windrunner
anyone wanna help me out of low pri ?https://youtu.be/y2TfjBoJKw8?si=4HrpsiDG44TZf8APim drunk btw
>>585845760I will steal your kneecaps in two months' timeBetter start running (away) now
Chainsmoker cat should play dota, but in actuality the japanese would never
>>585842142You'll have to tune in to my streamer debut to find that out ;)
>>585846489I once queued with a japanese 4-man party, but i think they were half japanese they were were talking perfect english early comms, with a hint of theat jal accent, then later started just talking in japaneseWas like 2 years ago, and never encountered atleast 1 again
which brand does d2g smoke?for me? Marlboro gold
Honestly aside from PL the meta is kinda lit right now, don't really care for a new patch and particularly not for some update on their dreadful event
>>585847170I vape. Still nicotine though
>>585847170>SmokingExtreme poverty and hopelessness tier
>>585847170Camels when I buy them legit and Marlboro Gold when I get them in the black market
>>585847170i don't smoke, drink nor use any stimulants
>>585847296>VapingEven worse. Black people at gas stations and walking down the sidewalk at times like 10:39 every day coded
>>585847170when i was a kid, i once pretended to imitate smoking by rolling a notebook paper then litting the other end, needless to say i coughed so hard and choked from it, since then i've developed to avoid the actual one.
mason just won as clinkz
>>585847701throne isnt dead tho
>>585847170indica
>>585847945nahhh twin we smokin that gas tho
see a yn like me i stay smokin that gas and chainqueuing bounty hunter and rubick ya feel me
>>585847325He says, on the thread for a game that's only popular in Russia
>>585847814never doubted him
>>585848667Ppl smoking Marlboro gold probably don't live in Russia
>>585847493It's so futuristic though. I'm like a cyberpunk character
>>585846438fight me
mason is playing some weird wow roguelike thing instead of dota what the fuck
>>585850673hes just like me
holy shittwo heads?
CONFLUENCE AAAAAAAAA
>>585847945Sativa
>>585827000>we have no fucking visionWards are free by the way. Just in case you didn't know. Also you can place them in areas you intend to farm to stay safe. It takes no time at all.
>>585855627>no wards in the shop>1 sentry on the maphmm...
Imagine if they just suddenly deleted behavior score and comm score out of the blue and everyone played in the same matchmaking pool, like letting all the convicts and mental patients into gen pop. Would it be kino or cringe?
>>585855627when im really tilted i buy all the wards on autobuy and ship them with my courier to the trees near tormentor and just drop them there and my teammates can never find them LOL
>>585858459it would be literally every single other video game in existence then
looks like valve banned all our players
>>585861216what is maintenance
>>585861524check the arcade lil bro
>>585861590does it function when the servers are offline?
>>585861826the bots come back online once its over yes
>>585861945so you are just pretending to be retarded
>>585861995the same way your pretending to reply to someone
I miss the international
>>585862493When's the next International?
>>585862538This was the last one
Smurf party in low prio gets anal and vaginal.
>>585863551No way
what the fuck were they thinking with this shitload of fuck
>>585865669chronosquare
>>585865669they often go back to old ideas like this
>>585867614>global bkb pierce slownow thats what i'm talkin about
>>585865669It was kino and allowed for fv to become support.
>>585867903Why wouldn't you just want a stun though?
>>585868275it was a global stun at some point
>support fvnot even clan_iraq would do that
his NU-DOTA garbage is a complete DISGRACE. They RUINED the game with endless balance patches that gut every fun hero, stupid new heroes that break the entire meta, constant map changes that destroy the classic feeling, and all this modern trash that prioritizes flashy effects over pure skill and chaos. The old days had REAL strategy, REAL outplays, and REAL soul. Now it’s just a watered-down, over-monetized mess full of gimmicks. BRING BACK THE OLD DAYS or just admit you killed one of the greatest games ever forever.
>>585868393in fact, a 7 second global stunthis was all before icefrog thoughhe also had carrion swarm which is just a default wc3 spell.
>>585822225Why is TI3 finals considered one of the best games when it was literally "the team that picked Io wins"?
>>585868993that's funnybut it's mostly because 5 games and last game was close. and then the next 4-5 ti's had bad finals.
>>5858656698.00 better be worth taking away all the cool shit we got from facets
lmao valve took away bots and dota is still on top whats next excuse going to be lets do the same shit to cs2
>>585861216>casually drops 500k "players" within 2 hours>they arent coming back honestly impressive how many bots there were
>those obvious third worlders on d2g who it's very apparent the game is their only contact of any kind with the world and they really lie to themselves like it's still popular or growing Flip flop bros...btw countries like Bulgaria, hungary, anywhere in balkans are third world
dotards?
>>585861216The flood of bots dropped too... but there are plenty of maphackers and scripies. some matches are literally unplayable and valve cant do anything like the useless bitches they are.What timmyvalve gona do?
i listen to egirls talk in the background while i play so i dont feel alone. no one uses their mics in dota anymore because of the behavior score bullshit
I'm hungry what's for dinner?
>>585877821When i see scripies or maphackers in the game i quit before they finish the last two towers.And so you should too.
>>585877929i had 2 chicken tenders and strawberries and a yogurt and then queued
>>585877929skux
>>585877929Ground turkey tuna with rice and cheese
>>585865669It was great and it should come back as a toggle between sphere or cube
>game 1 >mid and 5 suck shit ass >game 2>the 5 is now playing carry, the mid is playing 5 and both are stellar and stomp in 25min>i am the 5role tokens
>>585870435>all the cool shit>references only one shitty facetrmyt
this will be ur life if u dnt change ur ways buddy
I retain that facets were half-assed and no real effort went into them because they all had stupid meme names they wouldn't have given them if they were serious about the mechanic
>>585881595kinda like talentsi mean innatesi mean neutral items
>>585881915facet were really just lvl 0 talents, no?yet you treat them separate
>>585882194no i don't they're all dogshit you fucking retarded faggot
>>585882264your opinion is dogshit
>>585882367No it is not. End of discussion btw I win.
>>585882410another dogshit opinion typed by your hands
>post counter +1kek can't see you! haha! gonna do the same thing to this post too :)
>>585882585holy BASED thread schizo
>>585882585>indirectly replyingyou hella ass mad
this thread
US servers are 99% bots, what a sad miserable state of affairs. Just shut them down, what's the point?
SEA servers are 99% bots, what a sad miserable state of affairs. Just shut them down, what's the point?
this has gotta be, BAR NONE, the saddest most lowest point of dota 2's lifespan
>>5858848788.00 soon
>>585884878how so?
>AA and Snap in same game>they just sit in back and deal 3k damage to everyoneDishonest heroes. The both of them.
>112 kills in a 42 minute gameBruh, this isn't dota. I don't even know what to call this. Why are all games like this now?
>>585885037>no big balance patch for almost a year >current meta boring as fuck and the games gotten to a point where macro is solved >average skill + skill ceiling is so high that there is no room for outplays or cool plays (this could also be result of patch tho) >any server thats not eu is dead >half of the player population is bots>the remaining playerbase just bitches and moans every game, genuinely the most toxic its ever been ever >pro scene actively dying, theres no diversity, just RU owning >the actual few entertaining personalities left are retiring >deadlock literally just replacing dota >valve radio silent this entire time i could keep going on. this next patch/dark carnival part 2 really has to knock it out of the park or seriously we are gonna be done for
>>585885886>i could keep going onbut why bother when you are full of shit
>>585886240well not entirely, he made one good point>the remaining playerbase just bitches and moans every game, genuinely the most toxic its ever been ever which is why we must suffer through this doomshitting
>>585884878Dota 2's lifespan ended some time agoConfusing a thing being accessible with being alive is a rookie mistake My grandma had a stroke and lived 7 years after that never saying another word or really acknowledging anyone or anything. Was she alive, or accessible?Dota 2 has been "not alive" for about 6 years now.
rate my aghs tier list
team has horrible picks every gamebro unironically picked SF mid and got bodied.one of those nights, i guess
>>585888303dazzle's is cool for dazzle core though
>>585845532You're crazy, he deals great damage and and can help counter stealth and deward without wards. You don't always want one, but he has his uses.
>>585884878Nigga we are about to make the biggest comeback of all time in December or 2027
Being married in 2026-2027 might be the biggest humiliation ritual as a dude
>>585890215why
>>585890375Married women always has a wondering eye especially if you fall off get fat or something
>>585890215Yeah I hate when I buy my wife lewd sex outfits and she wears them without complaint after working and cooking dinner. Total bummer.
>>585888303 clinkz should be in fine or boring and bm should be in rework this shit (good)pretty much every core in too core except kez jugg are wrong
>>585890660Hopefully for you that lasts
>>585891093Lasted quite a while already, but life isn't about securing things forever, it's about developing the ability to interact with and overcome a multitude of situations. If she ever leaves, I'll figure something out again. Probably find a younger one at church and have kids A relationship isn't a thing you acquire. It's a state you are in if you have reached sufficient investment into the right areas.
patch?event?act 2?
>>585888303>aoe press the attack>bad Other than that, fine.
>>585892108december by dream league or 2027
>>585855627Not when the "supports" place them on the most obvious spots on the map (just to get it over with and fo back to farming) and they get dewarded within 30 seconds. Wards give so much gold on kill now that feeding wards is almost as bad as feeding kills
I picked POS 4 Undying instead of Hoodwink. And lost my MMR. I'm sorry, Hoodwink. I won't doubt you again, unless pudge is unbanned.
>pointless stomp>pointless stomp>pointless stompI have never been so bored with this game in my life.
>>585899047It always rubbed me the wrong way that Dota 2 is 1st or 2nd on steam charts but the eSports scene is a graveyard and so is twitch.
the end of d2g
liquid has woken up or pv shook after losing to yatoro od?
Vision losing to Liquid rofl, roster change time
>>585903912Spirit buck broke PV at T.I. so bad, it's like they've been phoning their games since blast. absolute loss of formation.
what the fuck is this. Why are servers bugged for 1 day straight and u get banned if you try to stop the queue. How can they let this for 1 day on one of the biggest games. just take the bugged servers out or something.
>>585904669No devs, Dota is an abandoned project (apart from hat designers).
>luna buying a shivasis this viable?
insane jukes
>>585906918yes you blink in with your fuckhuge shield and manfight
>>585904013Ok I didn't watch the liquid game and it might break the pattern I'm gonna describe but every game they lost including the TI ones had been due to trying to force some retarded pick like Wisp 1 or TB after the enemy team have demonstrated they can easily deal with it. Aka classic puppey.
I've been find and confirming matches for like 10 mins. what the fuck is going on ?
they're shutting down servers
>>585890660>>585891383millenial pussies like you are so hilarious when they get on their high horses about their wives and start giving lectures
>>585907082If it's the new cheese how come it's 0 for 2 with Pure and now Micke both fucking it up
>>585887382>Was she alive, or accessibleby the legal definition she was 100% alive you little ungrateful grandson
>>585899471dota is the 4th largest game by viewership right nowwhy are you so full of shit?
puppeybros...
when i play cw i love baiting my team into terrible fights as well
???
PV so scared to go HG, they did nothing with their aegis til expiration
>>585910460??
>1200 gpm
>>585912569worked out since liquid got bored of turtling
>>585909931>dota is the 4th largest game by viewershipArbitrary positionIt was number 1 or maybe 2.Then riot started botting,adding drops and paying streamers(while not to put #ad) to not jump to dota (Check tyler1).Now Check CS tourney numbers to Dota>CSExcited chatBest esports panelChad castersSingle player game ads in tourney (exodus)Big dick numbersStacked Esports Scene>Dotes1k MMR expert panelInsomnia curing castersOnly betting sponsors Lost Main-stream acceptanceEsports brands leaving/disbanding left and rightShit games,Same 1 shit patch,Same 1 metaDead chatTwitch numbers are lesser than in 2013 (G1 League was getting 13000+viewers on BTS etc)
cs is so boring to watchit functions are a gambling tool and that is all
>>585908646because it's a pub strat
gh is so good at save heroes
What does shaker do past 50 mins? Blink tickle and 1sec stun?
Literally every fucking game I get supports building DPS itemsLITERALLY every game
>>585822225https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198121967041/All niggers and jews tongue my anus... no one can stop me winning in low priority for my friends
https://youtube.com/shorts/NdHqz1kA44M?si=k7JzafruZEDv16Ff
swap cm
dm is so bad
>>585920885if people clump uo he deals damage
>>585923114who is this cutie cat thing
imagine banning np instead of ld
>play pos 5>tell and ping my core i'm pulling the next wave >proceeds to die 2v1>play pos 4>tell and ping my core that i'm rotating into the river for power rune control>proceeds to die 2v1>tell and ping him again that i'm going for the exp rune at min 7>dies againare core trannies allergic to listening to their supports or do they have a condition in which they'll die if they have to play safe for more than 30 seconds?
>>585926195>enemies have a chance to force a free 2v1>they take it>the 1 losesWOOOOOOOW
>>585926195>play safeyou mean play from the fountain
deadlock status
thoroughly bored of dota think ill play some deadlock
Sand kino
>eu west is kill>eu east is unplayablejesus this server is bad. post furries to make my day.
>wasting lorenof on a viperwhy kuro why it was obvious that it was gonna be offlane huskar
>>585928801>eu west is killoh this is why i cant find a game
>>585928801Rusnigs killed this game and I hope they all die painfully
>furfaggot crying hourwake me when its over
>>585885886>>585884878Dota ended for me around covid... them not having an international that year kind of made me realize that the game had evolved too much from what it originally was, and that the majority of the old pros dont even play anymore. all of my friends kinda stopped at that time as well. and playing the game solo isn't as enjoyable. with that being said, I tried a bit with the new map and have mixed feelings about it. shards were a great addition too, that was back in 2020 though around when i stopped from since 2013. the game feels like everyone just afk farms now, if you go looking for kills you're just losing out on farm with the opportunity cost. its also really hard to solo-kill heroes now because of powercreep.
also, one more thing: you dont even get english speakers anymore. its all russians and south americans.
yea playing dota without friends is retarded
>>585925672just unc thangs
lmao i know nightfall wish he was back on aurora right about now
SunBhie got those league niggas mad on twitter
Support dp lol im always ahead of the curve
Why does the UI let you choose to lane in the jungle during picking phase if jungling is considered griefing
>>585926195My favorite scenario as a pos5 is when the dumbfuck tranny carry pings me aggressively on my level 1 witch doctor while he's dying due to being out of position. I reported the last idiot who did that and got a notification that he's been sent to low prio shortly after. So he's been doing this shit consistently every game and getting reported.
Believe in the AA
its... over
>>585937778Lmao tell valve they need to keep paying those streamers to play the game before it keeps dropping
>>585937778dota2 has 114k viewers on twitch rn
>>585938092>almost as many players as dota's botsthey seem to be doing alright
>>585938368its going to keep going down from here lol 150k by the end of november
>>585938698Oh no 150kclosed beta btw
welp i tried playing deadlock but turns out my pc cant withstand it my gpu and cpu were heating up like crazy guess im stuck in dota with all the thirdies
>>585938872"closed" beta lol that cope gotta stop
>>585938967>the truth is copethe real cope comes out
>>585938967the only ones coping and bargaining hard are old and busted dotardscan't even say anything good about today TI2 was goated tho amirite fellow d2ggers
>>585939179LMAO focus on getting that player count back up dont worry about whats going on at the top
>>585939281don't worry about us bro just pretend this thread still plays and it'll all be alright
damn Spirit molested OG, PV would've found a way to choke that game
>>5859394932 of og players are playing on 200 ping to be fair
Every time I play an initiator offlaner it feels like literally everyone else on the map would rather be farming than fightingWhen my enemies play the same heroes they're an unstoppable 5man deathball chaining kill after kill
>>585939484Lol go play deadlock they need you
Why couldnt they just make some actual waifus for dota to cash in on deadlock? You faggots cried so much about muh kpop idols that now we are stuck with the fatass frog,furry bird, shitty rat and a retarded beast that nobody likes or even plays. OGs? fine keep them. New heroes? should've been actual cool like Deadlock.Would've revived the scene in every single way.
>>585939734>300k closed betadoesnt seem like it
>>585939637yeah no one should be losing to OG, others somehow do.
>>585940091nudota heroes from snap onward are already millenialock coded they were just put in the wrong game
>Deadlock>Cool good looking heroes.>gets tons of Art>Dota>Filled with furbait>0 art or its just slop of the same 3 girls that midly look "good" according to 2010 standards.
>>585940128300k where it's closer to 200k and dropping hard
>>585940091Lol What new deadlock hero actually has aura this latest batch was a dud
>>585940304Not at all. The only one comparable is Snapfire because Deadlock got le quirky murder grandma.
>>585940334I think you'd have more fun playing than ragebaiting on a dead thread on a deadgameDo you even get dopamine from 1 (You) as opposed to playing your favorite game
>>585940334making art is the only thing the game is good for niggas dont actually like playing the game clearly if we look at the chart and where its going
>>585940636Tell me in which part im wrong.You cant.
>>585940629>murder grandma>buffy speak muscle mommy>quirky animal job x3>literal mexican grandma>the most bland count circusman ever madenope, same shit different smell all quirk chungi
>>585940792>please engage in retardedness with mewell, no thank you. eating bread with some eggs and milk, while waiting to watch some live pro match, wyd?
Guys help, I saved 24 for my Topson and he went Magnus.
Who is og best player
I accept your defeat, retard. You literally CANNOT prove me wrong.
>free am lane vs a 200 ping carry matchup that initiates with a projectile stunI give it under 30 mins, Spirit by horrific beating
>go 1/0/3 as hard support, great 3k start for offlaner>enemy techies dcs>5 mins go by, game can now be abandoned>enemy abandons>sweet, free mmr>not scoredthe fuck
Dota is a masculine game for masculine men, nobody wants to play as a woman.
classic topson disasterclass
>>585920885stun an entire team for 8 seconds while deleting their healthbars and having 4000 hp
topGOD making plays
playing on US east from EUW is like in spongebob when they go to rock bottom lol hispanics are crazy
damn this game really do be dead
>>585944620We're all working
>>585945135peruvians? don't kid me
>>585944620guess i'll go back to css surf (first queue popped at 20min)
Holy fuck OG is in a flow state rn, shartoro sharted his am game, larl had no presence the whole 30 mins of game , despite getting disk at min 20
how do i undepress myself
>>585945712Antidepressants
>>585945712stop being a bitch
>>585945712Hit the gym get lean
>>585944620>>585945509im queuing on us east today and im getting insta founds. the lobbies are dogshit tho
Wow great move from topson
>>585946317But then you're lean and depressed
>>585946434Better than being fat and depressed
GODson. this SSS and Topson duo is quite strong, give them synergy heroes and win games do it.
bros I think I'm becoming a support player
>>585946634are you a cuck
>>585946634Are you a Chad
>>585941687I would like to publicly retract this statement and use this opportunity to call Yatoro blind sending AM 3rd pick a fraud
>>585946634caged clitty
>>585946580topgod needs an offlaner who will keep tempo
>>585946634Reminder that as a support, you control the game, if your carry cuck ever so much as be passive agressive with you, abandon his lane and leave him for shit.He will screech, he will cry, and there will be nothing he can do about it other than lose in 20 minutes.
Every game I've played this week bar less than 5 has been conplete and utter dogshit. I'm this close to dropping dota for a decade again but every other pvp game I am aware of is just as shit or completely dead
>>585947149you are the only constant
>>585947260Not for much longer if the week continues like this
Hoodwink daki arrived. FeelsGoodManOnly took 3 months. Thanks, CuddlyOctopus.
>>585947652that's ugly as fuck anon
Considering playing support is just sitting in trees watching your cores play waiting to jump out if they get engaged on, a comparison to cuckoldry is pretty apt
>>585947735lmao, okay gayboy. They make a futa one for fags like you.
>>585947652Congratulations!
Life ends after your early 30's. You just get older, slower, worse reflexes, worse vision, etc. I peaked in mmr when I was in my early 20s, unc tier now.
>>585948062no you retard the art is garbagethey could've atleast hired a competent furry artist
>>585948589>they could've atleast hired a competent furry artistan oxymoron
>>585947652>not the GOOD artyikes
>>585948745I don't mind having a Hoodwink dakimakura on my bed. But I would mind having a naked Hoodwink dakimakura on my bed. I have people over occasionally.
>>585948854It's a fucking squirrel it's always naked
I could heem every single one of you bums ITT
>>585948904>It's a fucking squirrel it's always nakedNah, I'd make my wife wear clothes, so I'd be less tempted to bend her over the nearest piece of furniture and start railing her.Probably wouldn't work though. Hoodwink is sexy in any outfit.
>>585949151>boobs>human legsfucking poser furry
>>585948493this is just cope btwif daigo is still clowning on kids at fighting game tourneys at 45 years old there's no excuse for you to blame being old. Your own motivation and commitment is what's gotten worse.
>>585949151>someone paid money for this
>>585949297And God bless them for it.Based Hoodwink chads commissioning art.
>>585949297furries are retarded yes
>poor lyralei cucks need to draw their own shitBleak.
>>585949546Do they know they can commission good artists?
>>585949254>daigo is still clowning on kids at fighting game tourneys at 45 years olddon't tell him bros
topgod rolling 'em again
Augar got a hoodwink daki and is shitting up the place again
>>585949743>your waifu gets artYou don't belong here
we dont see any black pros because we lack black heroes. where is our representation?
>>585950107where are the black pros in deadlock then
>>585950205games in closed alpha dont have esports until debut
>>585950107Lol v-tune is the closest but niggas just didn't grow up with dota and getting niggas to play dota is like trying to teach a old dog new tricks
>>585950426where are the black pros in lol then
>>585950107Axe can dunk
>>585950107jubei
>>585950535bug game for bug people
>>585950718Axe is red.
>>585950512isnt v tune half middle eastern hes not an african
>>585948745Which is the GOOD art for a Hoodwink dakimakura?
>>585950512>v-tunewhiter than bulba
>>585950107Dragon Knight, Legion Commander and Witch Doctor are blackThe characters voiced by Dave Fennoy and Tony Todd are black
>>585950821>>585951024Thought that nigga was Slavic and African "mixed"
Lol truthfully even if dota had more black characters wouldn't even matter to me since i got into the game because i saw a nigga riding a bat and thought that was the coolest shit ever as a teen
25 is the cutoff for being good at video games. After that, you're cooked playing against zoomers on adderal.
>>585951781Depends on the game
>>585951494Jugg was really cool to me, because i'm a super weeb.
>>585950912none
Ts really getting beat by og with 2 people playing on 200 ping
>>585950912I assume he's talking about the nude version or the futa one.https://cuddlyoctopus.com/product/hoodwink/
>>585951781Thinking on this so are you considered a unc at 25 then
Ts keep forcing this od carry pick
>they doubted
>>585952494They chose to play against them btw
You're only an unc if you remember the internet before youtube.
>>585952950Your a grandpa at that point
>Spirit got reverse rolled by OG>OG >with 2 pinoys on 200 pingbring back collapse and miposhka again, this roster is embarassing
just lost an 80 min game because the game crashed 2 of us from all the fx when i started hitting ancienthow do i cope
Lol here comes the flopson glaze this bs tournament doesn't even matter like that
>>585953374Trust in the AA
>>585953380cope
>>5859533802x t.i. winner, MVP at t.i.9 with his innovative picks such as Pugna and MK mid, rampaging teams.What do you have in life? Oh you probably don't, Topson also has a huge tittied wife that he put 2 children to, and probably more incoming.
The same OG that lost to Gamer Legion
>>585953910Lol you got it insane level of dick riding
Fell for the Agi carry meme againGenuinely why are these characters even in the game, they don't fucking do ANYTHING
>>585954610to jerk off to them
Time to watch auraless yuma
>>585954789Yeah, but RCY
Aurashaker
Thinking about offlane ClinkzJust ignore everyone and spend all my time pushing, clearing the enemy jungle and harassing the carryFalcon blade into aghs
>>585955257nice way to quickly go into low priority, go ahead.
>>585954515>No rebuttalalright stay losing, TopGOD gets paid playing, while (You) play for free and then bitch and cry about your games like a manchild, the going about in some random bum fuck forum to whine about the dude with an actual career and life. lol.
KJ is on the saberlight stack come on man how did he got from flopping with astini to this but parker cant rubick cube his way into a eu stack
>>585955505Lol i just cant believe a man would brag about another man wife and him having sex with his women is insane work
>>585955374Oh yes the support doom and support sniper are going to report me for being a pain in the opponent's ass and giving them space to farm their support shadowblade and support daedalus
>>585955590He wins in both worlds, game that (You) suck and waste your time with, and life where (You) also fail.I'm pointing out the obvious here, don't @me, look at yourself. pathetic.
The topson glazers are insane. If i was finnish I would fucking shoot myself. Dumb finn monkeys.
mason would literally bend topson over and rape him irl so
a support put a mango in my inventory at 50 minutes, where is the insult here
>>585955787>MISSOUPI
Is kj really better than kidaro
>>585956086might be a cultural difference if he happens to be from a different country
All I'm saying is that if a Rubick isn't afraid to use a spirit breaker stun repeatedly the hero might be too tanky
Me as Luna and my mid as Necrophos, me with 33,526 net worth, full build with a moon shard, him with 33,531 net worthGuess who got killed instantly through bkb and who walked around 1v5ing until the game ended?
>>585956984The one who built tank items lived and the one who built dps items died?
>>585956984Match KDA and ID then
>>585957250Weird how one character builds tank items to do damage while the other character has to build damage items to do damage
>>585955257you literally have 0 damage rushing aghsand you can do the exact same shit pos 1 and no one will report you
i rage boughtback at 10min and got tipped but it was actually a tactical buyback because i had died and tp'd to lane and got ganked again cuz i was autopiloting lane and didn't notice my supp was doing nothing and that the enemy carry had gated on me and then when we won i tipped the guy back
>>585957469The skeletons are damage. I could do deso instead but in my experience clinkz aghs is a huge powerspike and if I'm focused on pushing rather than ganking it feels like the best play>you can do the exact same shit pos 1 and no one will report youThe point is to create space for my pos 1 and take farm from the enemy pos 1. Also playing pos 1 costs role tokens and I'm fucking done with playing support for retards who keep throwing games by repeatedly biting the same bait
Auraless yuma
>>585958292the skeletons scale off your damage which you have none of, you will waste all your mp and die before you destroy a t2 getting a deso first would accomplish the same shit while actually allowing you to kill if needed and farm
>Dota+ runs out>First match after I am teamed up with a retard I had avoided
>>585959390Ok sure, Deso before Aghs. Any other thoughts?
>>585959224earth spirit can't stop feeding so it's not on him
>>585959548that you should get spell slinger when it's up and a shard after deso
>>585959918Ideally I'd want to get shard to moment it hits min 15 to farm camps and clear creepwaves faster. Does spell slinger work on flaming arrows?Also I was thinking arcane boots, mana is by far the hero's biggest problem in the midgame and if I'm going to be roaming the enemy jungle nonstop sustain will be a problem
>>585959435Valve has ways to make you pay, you understand? They small buisness and we wouldnt want you get hurt right
>>585960417clink base stats and attack speed fucking suck so treads is better 99% of the timeint treads + falcon + mana draught + spell slinger will cover your mp regen just dont spam invis like a retard when you can walkand no searing doesnt proc it
>>585960856>clink base stats and attack speed fucking suckhe does like 60 damage an auto at level 1
so i have a bunch of newfriends who are terrible at the game, whats the positions to carry them? is it 1 or 2? i play mostly supports so i really dont know if i can carry them.
>>585962484good friends don't let their friends play dota
>>585962484playing a good pos4/5 is the best thing you can do, if you always win the game for them they'll never learn, and one of the support roles makes it easier for you to coach them
>>585962484Your friends won't learn anything when you 1v9
My dad just gave me $10k to get my m3 wrapped and I'm climbing in immortal ranked. Drinking some wine and chatting up girls on hinge. Soon I'll be able to snipe mason kek life is good. NEET life is the GOAT
gamerlegion v legionwhat a battle of heavyweights in the name of legion
sss is pretty goodwhy did parivision drop him?
>>585955509parker is persona non grata kj seems like a chill nigga parker is just insane these dota pussy niggas from tundra were walking on eggshells the whole time around him probably you just know one bad call and hes buying silver edge bloodthorn on any carry and going hunting for the rest of the game
low behavior pool on NA east is fucking crazy lol my carry just DCd at 18min after dying one too many times and just flat out abandoned
2k mmr are shitt.3k
augar post above me DO NOT REPLY
how big is ur pnis and whats ur mmr??me: 5 inchesarchon 1
10 inchesancient 2
8 incheslegend 3ps im augar ;3
im brick 2
>>585970686show penis
>1 game away from ancient 1>mid sniper goes aghs/khanda build>lose
what happened with mmr? my friend bounced between herald and guardian for over a year is now archon 4. I watched a game of his this morning and he still plays terrible. is he just getting carried every win?
>>585976041nothing changed, sometimes you just lock-in and climb. I had my own problem being stuck in legend for a long time but when I finally got into Ancient i just speed ran that shit and went straight to divine in a fraction of the time. Your friend probably had a change in mindset that allowed him to climb into archon
>>585968619lol the last time tundra looked good was when he was on that team out dueled satanic parker is a force of nature player he can easily turn one of these eu teams into a tier 1 team
>>585976796thats pretty impressive then.. its funny because he still dies 10-15+ times per game.
>be me in low prio>get set against ancient>shit team feeder>wait to the last towers to leave>leaves the gameFeels good.
what if Marci was real?
>>585980951thank you for your service
i am sexually attracted to legion commander
are there any iconic dota pics?
>>585982668
>>585982802fuck off
>>585982802faggot
furry nigs really gotta make it about them at every single moment
>>585983051Ench is not furfaggotry
>deers>not furfaggotrylet me guess, you also think liking femboys isn't gay lmao retard
>>585983503>>585983110
>>585982802Sex
who's the potential carry
>>585983962in this meta probably bloodseeker/spec
>>585983331id do this in low prio games... would just rush dagon and it didnt matter if u won or lost.
Drow and Lina as japanese race queens
>>585984487niggas who post shit like this are the same niggas who complain about dota getting rid of jungling strats by not making them viable anymore
>>585984893you can make a case have to much jungling in dota right now
Why can't valve completely end the win trading, team sabotaging problem in ranked lobbies?With the way that A.I has advanced it seems very easy to instantly recognize when a match was traded and automatically punish the traders in every single account they own.So why won't they do it?
no one is wintrading at your shitter legend lobbies you clown
Sad there's only like 200k people who still play dota. It's like 95% russians and third worlders now too
>>585989717200k??
I paid TWO TF2 keys for my Dota 2 beta key. Who are you? You're nothing! No talent!
>>585991168sex with hoodwink
>>585991795I shot some fat ropes to hoodwink earlier, but it was hoodwinkhuffer's art. Sorry, anon.
>>585991917Based
augar is spamming and replying to himself watch out
>>585993364thanks for the heads up
>>585993364nah, too busy losing this miserable game. Feeding venge, feeding invoker pos 4, feeding tide
The guy that pretends Augar is replying to himself is actually projecting.
lol anon exposed that retard and now is in full damage control
>randomly character voicelines stop working>not on all heroes but only a couple heroes at a time>not consistent at all, one time it's underlord, next bounty and cm until I restart.What a mess...
man my friend got a 30min ban and behaviour score hit because he went afk because we got 2 fucking bots in the team while the enemy had 0fuck this chungus game dead dota
I'm actually loss-queued. This is such bullshit. I'm so sick of this stupid faggy valve crap.
>>585995701My OFFLANE TIDE lost to a POS 5 SNIPERare you fucking kidding me??? really??
Just won against megas, feels goodFuck my teammates though
>>585995804>one of the most melee melee heroes lost to snipershocker
>>585995896That sniper started the game with 0 stats. he couldn't have been doing that much damage. Tide was just a feeding retard. Like my offlaners in every game.A tide shouldn't lose to a kez / sniper safe lane.
>>585995135Happens for me when I demo a hero
KWAB
>>585995701You might've been better off finishing daedalus over aghs. The aghs is extremely overrated and only really worth picking up if you're playing against illusion carries/zoo or extremely late. That or picking up a swift blink to have reaction blink out/blink on someone to mow down.
>>585995701>no blink as a tidehunter.This causes me physical pain as a tide player.
>>585995701guess what, your team mates are also prob thinking they got “loss queue’d” the moment they saw their retarded pos 1 pick drow ranger, the hero with the second worst win rate average of the entire patchpick a better hero before you complain about how your teammate’s play theirs
>>585996781yeah, blame the only one not chain feeding. typically /d2g/ behavior. you're a 1k mmr shitter. Stop talking to me.
Notice how thread bully fails to actually offer any useful advice and instead just acts like a complete cunt. You just know he's a bigger trenchlord than the furfag.
>>585997158keep coping and making excuses. Im sure blaming your team mates for every loss instead of focusing on yourself is gonna help you stop being a hardstuck legend shitter with sub 50 win rate
>>585997483>IMGlmao, nice iphone faggot. You can't even afford a computer to play dota on.and pretty sure my wr is higher than that
Posting a few old memes from my 2014/2015 hard drive I found. These are ancient.
3/21/2014 damnnn
have a few more if anyone is interested, gotta do a few things brb
>>585997639>furry nig doesn’t know about bracket breakdowns and has to cope looking at his total average to cope and lie to himself that he isnt hardstuckalso pretty funny how Stratz considers that you’ve never had positive performance during your whole time playing dota all these years. Almost like you’ve been getting carried by someone else and now you gotta wait until someone carries you out of legend shitter ranks
>>585998225Keep posting on your iphone 7 you dumb faggot.we all know you're herald 1.
4 literal anchors on my team every game. Valve, fix this.
>>585998467keep coping dude. Always funny to come here once a day to see what mental gymnastics you come up with to avoid taking any blame for your losses
The fuck is this itemizaton?
>in game he's legend 1>on dotabuff he's crusader The conspiracy deepens. Valve intentionally ruining my games. My rubick was playing from SE Asia with like 300 ping.
>my team>all on losing streaks>their team>all on winning streaksLoss queue confirmed.
Lol, i've been on dire 5 times in a row.
>>585998809he has third party data turned off (yes it will still track your other shit if you ever logged on)
that's right, gabe,throw me a pity-win so i don't go to bed mad.
After 10 years I have finally become mediocre at the game!
>>585996180Dud they ban all rusnigs?
where did all the hot chicks go in dota?
>>585997212He doesn't play the game at all, we've known this for a while.
>>586002978congrats anon
>>585997212>thread bullya term said by no one but a*gar
>>585983331This map was so much betterThis UI was so much betterThis Dota was so much better
>>586003974Do you prefer thread schizo? Both refer to you and your behavior.
>>586004408Lol so go play dota classic ima even help you out https://dota2classic.com/
>>586004667but I'm not a*gar
so who really is the thread bully and thread schizo or are they the same person
what went wrong?
i really hate doomshitters
>>586006325damntf2 held on for so long
>>586005564Same person
>teammate does something absolutely retarded>immediately report him>we win>commend himI know people do the exact same to me.
>>586001314Another mind crippling performance by the furfag. Stayed in jungle for 90% of the game while his team boosted him.
>>586008504When someone picks a grief hero I tell them at game start that I will report them if we lose.I think they try a little harder. Worked so far for me
tfw no gf
>>586010381My gf asked me if we're watching the tournament, idk how to tell her that the in-game replays are fucked and there's no commentary so we'll have to watch it in silent mode. She just likes to partake in my hobbies.
I'm taking the AM pill
>>586011652sighso lucky...
>>586002978You aren't, low MMR now gain more than they lose
>>585976041Wins give more MMR the lower you are whereas losses are the sameMeaning 50% winrate (and even less) will earn you MMR, with diminishing returns he higher up you go.The youtube stats guy did a video on it and apparently it is much better for balanced matchmaking than the previous system.
So the game WAS all arcade bots indeedIt's truly and utterly and undeniably over
>>586012181go to sleep grampa deadlock is taking over
>nightfall running in after his support died
>>586011990Chat is this true? Am I a phony archon?
>>586013331>>586012082
>>586012181lol finally this shit game is dying, thanks for shitting it with the punishment and prison system
>>586013331No, it's not. If your rank confidence is at 100% you don't get extra mmr.
>>586014042https://youtu.be/wRE9d0M4VIQ
>>586014245>being below 3.6kJust delete the game desu
Imagine being a Dota 2 talent. This is a subtle form of doom cimena for me. You work as a part timer for a call center or something. You stream for 400 viewers. You have a YouTube channel with 80k subscribers. You're friends with some event organizers and you're hoping they'll give you a call for the next major. You always chat up OD pixel and the other old dogs when you have the chance, just so you can get on their good side and they hopefully vouch for you for the next event. All of that for like 500$ and complimentary coffee. While the game is dying and so are your prospects as a eSports analyst.
>>586013592That's crazy. I thought either I'd really improved. Turns out I've just been getting an extra 50% mmr per win on top of already going >50% because crusader is now full of boosted heralds.
>>586012181What even happened here, ban wave?
>>586015543Arcade bots bannedThough apparently EU West was also down, so could be it's not as bad
>>586015761I wish they banned rusnigs instead
>>586015858That's probably 80% of the remaining playerbase anon
>>586016085That's what happens when rusnigs are allowed to play on human servers, everyone else leaves.
I keep seeing more and more deadlock and less and less Dota fuck barely any Dota at all even before deadlock, and with the bot bans revealing there's only 300k actual players left and most of that are russian ghouls... It so over, but I can't move on because there's literally no game like DotaLeague is too simple, same goes every other moba, they lack mechanics and interactions, denying for instance is a mechanic only dota has, fucking hell man, we used to have prestige, Dota had the biggest prize pool out of any esport, the international meant something, it had weight Idk maybe it really is time to uninstall, I'm like 5 games away from reaching my old rank (Ancient 1) so maybe do that first then officially say my goodbyes
what killed dota
>>586019321Rusnigs
The team was holding him down, you don't understand.
>get matched in lp>get a bot that goes to jungle and back to fountain in my team>play near to the end of the game>leaves the gameThey thought i would play shitty games like a good goy, oh no no no...Now i have 20 accounts to jump one to another, making the game worse. I am doing my part, do you?
>>586018321No one cares. See ya.
Did they fix EU west queuing overnight? Ngl the 80 ping I was eating on US East was getting to me, I'm so used to playing on 12 ping it felt odd
neat theres the pari yandex clasico later today
N
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i have never had a good venomancer on my teamnot once
>>586022695J
>>586022917E
>>586022698the hero just doesnt have the hp to play in modern dota
>>586022698>>586026367Skill issue, venomancer is OP.
>>58602641313 games, 7 winsbarely above .500 winwow!
>>586026535Not him but why use a baseball style percentage
>>586026535You said the hero doesn't win games. I'm showing you an above 50% winrate.
>>586027054Damn so the cope must be this strong to be a veno main, understandable - and my condolences
>>586027151What? You're definitely retarded. Also it's 8 wins out of 13 games. Cope harder.
>>586027234wake me when your op hero wins more than 75% of the time
>>586027461Post your last 20 ranked matches.
>>586027779this is about veno, not me
how did spirit lose to poo-g
I find it interesting how it took 7 months to esport support players to rush consecrated wraps. The item has already been nerfed so much, wonder why it didn't catch on as the support item it was supposed to be on release when it was strong
conwraps should not exist
>>586030475this but for distiller
Why does Epicentre make the level up sound
qt drow gf should exist
man tide 'arcana' sux
>>586032270how so?
>>586018321see you in 5 years
>>586028046>>586027461Show me which hero has a 75% winrate in ranked.
PV gave chira voker , they ain't winning this shit
Uh oh shartanic, we voiced wheeled too early
>>586037667its not hard to win a lot on op heroes
whys is we pretending to care about mickeymouse lan?
>3 man doomed, including a high pick target>Shartanic goes on a pos 4 WR, whose not even included in doom>Kited to deathKek, this kid is so salty of saksa
AND SHARTANIC GETS KITED BY A WR AGAINHOLY FUCK... He even bought a MKB for him, kekkkkk
>>586039770You don't need to try this hard with your retarded little turbo games. Take for example one of the best players in the world:https://www.dotabuff.com/players/171262902How many 75% winrate heroes do you see there? You're just a larping faggot.
>>586042803>noooo it doesnt countpathetic
come back 12 hours later and theres been like only a dozen repliesdead gen'
Gege kids, how to play with a carry that keeps targeting a pos4 and get kited to death in the process
gonna post some old dota babes from my boomer hard drive
Campo Shitto
>>586009797everyone just thinks you're joking because they assume you're not actually that autistic
what's thine is mine
dawnbreaker last pick doing all the work
Just ban Ammar
We should get used to the thought that the last update was... THE last update for the foreseeable future.I've seen it happen with other Valve games.Enjoy your dota sunset, bros. We're probably not getting anything substantial for like half a year more
>>586049741I'm so tired of you doomers
>>586049741it's true, dota is on life support. the only people who play are 30+ uncs and third world zoomers. game is done for
game os dead and locked
Where is my Kez arcana?
>>586048863Queen of Butterface
>>586051112thats what women look like without makeup on incel!!!
>>586051395They look like demonic whores?
>>586051919underneath their skin they all are
/d2g/ - misogyny general
the women i get in my games are the bossiest mfs alive
>>586053416they know how to deal with men
>>586053416HOW DO I GET A BOSSIEST MF ALIVE WOMAN DOTA GFWHERE ARE YOU FINDING THESE
>>586053507half of them were totally ignored and almost all very mid supports so evidently not
just got a +40 game kinda epicps i hate women
>>586054223This isn't rare anymore, any game I win is +40, they're trying to pad out the ranks
Arcanas having the slightest of animations on abilities making them look infinitely more fluid really highlights how many abilities in Dota just don't have animations
>>586054323stfu
>>586054821It's true, pay attentionGo to your history after every game
>>586054176men know how to deal with women
Guess the real players in this game
>>585868993Because Io is a cool skill-testing hero
>>586050761Persona instead please
>>586048749Why didn't they ban Ammar this time?
Pari mental game is bad lol
>>586055097why do you bother hiding your own name when anyone can find the match ID and steam profiles of everyone in that match through opendota hero combo search anyways?
ammar timbersaw what do
puppey completely outdrafted
>>586055903ursa
went from 3444 to 3410 mmr but it says it was a -32 so it's like 2 mmr vanished out of thin air
>>586057495I stole it
>>586055892do it and come back to tell me my name or steam id...anyways, i got matched agaisnt 3 real players... 4 bots in my team non stop feeding.
>>586055097>two words associated + 4 digits>first name + last name + 4 digitsdude I've been getting these in my games too. Didn't they just purge bots? How come they're back so quick
Could Muerta work there? Maybe some revenant's brooch instead of daedalus on TA?
>>586049741some of these sketches you post end up looking better than rendered
>>586058000https://www.opendota.com/matches/9067339838https://www.opendota.com/players/655082508https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198615348236/
>>586058692>no steam profilewow this guy must be a netcafe thirdie or something
>>586058881if you see his in-game dota profile it says he only has two games played so it's obviously not his main account, anon is prob fucking around with a new acc to use for smurfing
>>586050849>>586048863that reminds me, does anyone have the video of the QoP cosplayer that was in stage and her labia was visible?
>>586059146no but i am interested
>>586059141so he'd just make a new account to come here and say wow this game is easy i'm owning bots. thirdie coded behavior any kind of way
How do you guys find games on carry? I've been in queue for 20min
sex with crystal maiden
>>586060196let me guess you are still 4k comm score
>>5860604087k behavior & com
here i am, griefing another game queuing all roles
>>586058121They never went away, if they pulled them out dota 2 fake population would show its true doom numbers.They know the fucked up their own game with excessive punishments and mmr, dota 2 is facing the final stage.
>>586058692>https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198615348236/good, now my main.
>>586058135>revenant's brooch What is the point of this item
>>586059278Whatever game you play there are bots.
>>586062026>if they pulled them out dota 2 fake population would show its true doom numbers.classic cope
>>586062313big right click damage
>>586062340every game i play there is at least ONE bot. i remember playing ranked and the known jakiro with vladimir years ago.
>>586064261you are the only constant
>>586058671True, true.You can save the sketches!
you are the only constantRule must be changed its a team game
>>586014245What do ancient rank games look like since the june mmr changes? I just got back into playing after a year's break, but it looks like every 49.9% shitter now naturally funnels into ancient after enough games? Queue times must be great.
You guys were right about Luna blink + shivas being OP
>>586066140Pos 4/5 stop supporting around min 10 and start farming the jungleEveryone runs around alone to get picked off, the when innevitably they get ganked the rest of the team walks into the gank one by one to feed themselvesIf you're winning in the early game inevitably your teammates will get cocky and start taking outnumbered and poorly positioned fights until you're 2 raxes down
Skem looks so fucking ugly it's crazy
>>586066390How is that even good on LunaShe has little HP so armor is meaningless without the stats to back it up.Blinking in is suicide for Luna because of the same reason. what do you even do with the active and the the aoe bonus?
heard picard died and i lost all heart to try -25 damn
nee neepacchi wa doko?
>>586067097Kitty-kisy, meow-meow, kitty-kisy, meow-meow-meow
>>5860671692027
>>586067097Box body butterface 5/10
>>586066694We truly don't know if he is really ugly or not until he gets lean which he won't
>>586066140It takes a long time for shitters to reach ancient. By now it is around Archon. But yes, eventually it will reach up. It's very much diminishing returns and takes hundreds of games for someone to go up this way.
>>586064531Ofc, because i exist. And the 50% winrate is another constant.Just now, ive been placed with 4 bots against 4 humans and 1 bot. >i am the constantkek. dead game
>>586064261I've never seen bots (7k hours) and I play around 2k mmr. How bad do you have to be to get bots in your games.
>>586069186You have 2k... how can u even tell the difference from a real player and a bot LMAO.Is this ur best cope? dota 2 devs are not sending their best...
>>586069716I usually only play with friends that have very low MMR because they just fuck around, I haven't really played solo in a good while (since long before people started talking about bots in their games)
How did GL go from bottom feeder to actually playing well
>>586070809Because this tournament isn't serious no lgd no china no Aurora
>>586066704>Blinking in is suicide for Luna because of the same reason.you blink in and press W and they melt
aaaaand my pos4 picked AM
>>586071739le only constant :^ )
>>586071335with what damage.
>>586072324wex nigga
>>586072761??????
>>586070809yuma
>queue supp once>lose>queue my real role twice>win twiceforced 50
>>586068860if asked, could you pass a turing test?
miss kitty, she was hot as fuck and i think has loaded parents or some rich guy funding her. still looks great btw just a bit older
>>586074340She looks like she could make for a great futa
>>586074509>>586074509Cringe
>>586074638you can just tell this girl rode on the dota 2 populartiy back when it was peak then forgot all about it.
>nobody commends backfuck all of you too.
>>586074990tons of them did
>>586075169I report everyone who commends me because I know they are desperate for communication score
>>586074990
>>586075169i had a game with my friends as a 4 stack, and the random was a disruptor who played great and we recommended him after the game and he wrote in postgame chat thank you all in russian, felt good man
>>586075610This, some of these commeds make no fucking sense>carry the game all the way from beginning to end>0 commends>play like shit, more deaths than kills, late to half our fights>commended by every ally and a couple of the enemies
if you are writing on map to comm i WILL report you btw nothing personal
I've been on Dire 8 games in a row. AMA
>>586077085do your parents know you're a furry, pedo, gay, and play dota 12 hours a day?
>>586077351>do your parents know you're a furry, pedo, gay, and play dota 12 hours a day?NoYesNoNo
>>586077351How do you get "12 hours a day" from 8 games over a 3 day period?
>>586077085what mmr do u think u belong at?
>>586078327Whatever MMR I am currently at. So sitting at 3.3k right now.
>>586078375do you believe forced 50 exists?
>>586078926Every game is winnable... at some point.I've lost games I should've won. And won games I should've lost.
>>586079398In Ench I fucking thrust
>>586079550I'd rather thrust in Hoodwink.
Lmao dead thread.
>>586083845zero introspection post
REMINDER TO REDEEM YOUR SEEING STONES
>bradley dragon back to streamingkek
>dota plus now reveals whether you will be put on dire or radiantFixed dota.
>>586084016what is a seeing stone?
>>586084228why you lie to me like that bro
augar is spamming and replying to himself again, watch out!
>>586084932
>>586085235Damn lmao, I do remember him saying he was gonna end up homeless when he was still streaming dota
start a new thread
>>586085418he's been homeless for like a year
>>586074509can you stop thinking of dicks for one minute
>>586070557>only play with friendsPusilanymous coward, thats how u avoid get reported and sink into low priority. in party is less likely to get a bot ofc, try playing solo from now on, not all pick, not turbo and see how you do.
>>585948493>>585949254this is cope - I had 2k mmr in 201...3?4? I was a boy, maybe 13-16only played pub actuallyalso dota was easy back then, everyone was a retard, even the pros
>why yes, i leave the games, how could you tell?Feels good to feel less stressed for shitty 50% matches. It is incredible how good im feeling... if i did this long time ago, i feel stupid.
>>586086456Edited results in image
>>586086562is that a cope?
>>586086562I think i have more than 10k hours and this is the best way i found to not get stressed and actually have fun at the game.You should start leaving your games, im doing my part.
>>586087069how come you dont get put in low prio
>>586088547he is in low pro
>Hoodwink: You can bottle up MY essence!Unironically what did she even mean by this.
>>586088547I am in lp, but i also have the best games in there... so getting to lp is a good loop.The only bad thing is that sometimes matches take 2 or 3 hours to start, but i will leave if the game isnt fun.
havent played this in 2 years.
>just one quick game of dota
gamer legion getting this far really shows how unserious this tournament really is
>>586091929cope. na is just good.
>>586092364lol who did they really play a og team with 2 players playing at 200 ping and a saberlight team lets see them do this at blast congrats to them for having the perfect bracket
>>586091929loser cope
>>586092595why are you pretending like the na is playing on eu ping?
>>586092873they are boot camping for this lmao
>>586093065source?
>>586087069>>586086456>>586086562>>586086806>>586088547>>586089358there should be a dota queue where you can just leave if you dont care
>>586092595spirit lost to 2 pinoys with 200ping so that's not an excuse
>>586094562casters mentioned it and on cam they are all in the same room playing
>>586095152fair enough
We used to have hot babes in dota, now its all russians
>>586095989Reminder this bitch cried about being objectified
>>586096787she had some pimp who was making her stream apparently and was abusing her
Please stop playing this game
>>586095989where is the problem here
>>586098492r u gay bro???
>>586099256yes, but i love whores
general will not survive winter
>>586102389I'm seeing activity decline across every social media platform I'm on. idk whats going on, people are giving up or something.
>>586102609dead internet theory is setting in
>>586103316i think so, people just scroll now (normies) on instagram/x/facebook or whatever
>>586103836the other take away is how little people care about oc
I love jerking off with X (Twitter). You can infinity scroll porn videos.
>>586104042yeah its sad
>>586102389Act 2 and 8.00 will save us
look at how alpha old guard players were, now some zoomer beta would have a massive hoverhand but puppey grabs her like hes the man
this place is dead
>pos 5 AA has 15 deathsI'm sure this is my fault, somehow.
heroes for this feel?
loss-queue still going strong.i had a pos 4 tinker, slark pos 1, and mirana mid.
I still don't understand armlet toggling
the world has ended and you idiots dont even realize it yet...
>>586109223The dow is over 50,000 though?
>team has no game>15k lead by the enemy by 30', all towers gone>finish my agh as the 1st item on pos 5 nyx>enemies cant do shit to me>i get to shit out global ravage and mana burn constantly>flip the script and win
>>586109223we are in the end times you should be mentally ready for shit to go left at anytime
>>586110212niggas have been saying this for at least 30 years
>>586109007You should draw more human girls.
bro, this loss queue is insanezeus griefed tf out of this one. just split pushed and died to bara 10 times
Loss-queued.
you shouldn't be able to private your dota info. I wanna see what region my dog teammates are from.
>>586111467if this game was serious you wouldn't be able to. and ranked games would count even if someone failed to loadand there would no "accept match" button you would just get into the fucking game because why the fuck did you queue in the first place. You don't see that shit in CS.HoN got it right.
lost hundreds of elo and sunk down to legend 2 eventhough i was at some point only 1 win away from legend 4
I've been hardstuck in legend for almost 3 months now.
>>586112578but i also learned a lot like carrys are niggers, who would rather lose 6 slotted than win 3/4 slottedalso it doesnt matter if you win your lane, aslong as the other 2 do. thats why i will start playing sb 5 and charge other lanes if my carry is a cuck
there is no difference between archon and ancient
You want to know why you're hardstuck? It not the feeding, or the griefing, or the rage. It's the whining. Nothing's ever your fault is it? You die too much? Blame your support. You get bullied out of lane? Blame your mid. You can't farm? Blame your team? You are your fucking team, you dipshit!
>still no hot fix for spirit breakernigger game
>>586109007this but instead of rylai's lips it's her butthole and instead of hoodwink's head it's myoh why even bother it's dead dota is dead
chicken and rice is all a nigga needs
Don't make a new threadLet it go
>>586113431why does he need a hotfix?
>>586120476cuz he is the most broken shit in the game right now
>>586120773in what way
>>586112860Makes sense considering that's where the new mmr system dumps every shitter
Leaguechads are laughing at us...
>>585890660Your wife is fucking niggers
