>News, Dev Blogposts & Podcasthttps://wurldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/news/>Patch Noteshttps://us.forums.blizzerd.com/en/wow/t/wow-foruver-beta-development-notes-%E2%80%93-updated-october-15/2360696/6>Talent Calculatorhttps://forevertalents.raiIway.app>DatesName reservations on October 27.The journey begins on November 5.
*ignites u*
sloppa anons...i want to learn how to sloppa...please...even a crumb....
>>585838028>not names edition
Heya friends!
WILL THE RULESETS BE CLICKABLE IN 15 MIN GUYS?? or do I need to restart my game first?
Just got my name, see u on the 4th
DON'T NIGGER MY FUCKING NAMES
No ogre?
>>585838147I assume you can just sit on that screen.
>>585838147this is mental illness
if I give my friend codes out, and those fucking retards get themselves banned, will that blow back on me?
>>585838190>being prepared is mental illnesslow time preference nog detected
>>585838113reminds me to have school specific resist pots on hand for wpvp
>>585838159Meet my bull in the barrens for a good time. Gnomes only.
>>585838147In the old client you didn't need to restart to refresh server availability, I assume it's the same here
>>585838202grabbed and will use it to mule for my g2a customers, hopefully you wont be affected thanks anon
>people rushing to pay 60 dollars including tax just to register basic ass boring names like mona
>>585838147good question
>>585838252
post rare name ideas
>>585838267erm aksually its only 30. (no game time)
>>585838134DIE!
FIVE MINUTES REMAIN
>inb4 nightman makes a video having papiputtens name
>low IQ niggers think the name reservation is 60 dollars
>>585838316nick ghur
>watch people make a bunch of offensive meme names>watch them get banned for 3 days on launch dayThis is going to be fucking funny to watch
>>585838267t. Légöläz / Årthåzzssdz
I HOPPED ON THE SECOND IT UNLOCKED AND CANNOT MAKE A SINGLE CHARACTER ON HORDE PVPI WANT MY MONEY BACK AND MY TOP PICK NAMES FOR TWO OUT OF THREE CHARS ARE TAKENFUCK YOU
>>585838316Retoilet Troongoy
>>585838028I need a detailed post convincing me to switch from horde to alliance taking into account the world, dungeons, raids and cities
>>585838331Until what?
>>585838028>made on page 1 to bastardize the OP linksfaggot
Please roll Dwarf shaman so I can finally have the real warrior experience as an ally.
>>585838267people are rushing to pay 60 dollars including tax to register their faction before it gets permalocked
>>585838316Headphone Dodger
Which ruleset for EU?
>>585838369toxo retard
>>585838361That's Séphiróth to you, buddy
>>585838316Did anyone get Trans Rights, so they can keep a dead body in a high traffic area of the game
>>585838369stay on horde, nigger
>>585838202I don't even know where to put these codes
3 MINUTES>3 MINUTES3 MINUTES>3 MINUTES3 MINUTES>3 MINUTES3 MINUTES>3 MINUTES
Thank you for beta testing.
>>585838432It was Horde propaganda.
>>585838380mm nyo, should've told shitzzard to make skelf shaman both factions
yes i paid money to reserve my nameyes i paid money to buy the collectors editionyes i paid money to beta test the game
>>585838346
>>585838369Do you need a restedxp guide and sponsorship too? maybe a map to tell you have to make it to the kitchen
>>585838369we're full fuck off
>>585838481trannies would unironically think that's a billboard in support of them doe
>>585838481obsessed
Can I snipe a name from a streamer and make them pay me for it?
Went to take a shower and lost my name..... At least i'm not stinky
hmmmm
yes, i will be playing a human rogue and i will be camping every low level horde from hillsbrad to stonetalon
did you guys really all pay money for this?i refused to pay 60$ for beta access. it's ridiculous that they would charge for that. i refused to pay 30$ for the privilege to play an elf.i refused to pay 30$ for the privilege to "reserve" my name.why would you support this? i don't understand why people aren't up in arms about this. if this works, and it has, there will just be more of this garbage in the future. you're poisoning your own well, and for what?
TWO MINUTES REMAIN
>>585838423PvE is simply better, the phasing will fuck over any kind of world pvp that isn't just ganking
Heelp which EU ruleset...
>giving money to blizzard so you can reserve your lame boomer meme namesome of you have genuinely low IQs and I say that as a matter-of-fact and not as an insultyou are simply dim
what happens if you try to make more than 3 chars?i assume it just says you cant but i dont want to try incase it does something retarded like delete my other chars
>>585838634i paid $150 for the 12 month subscription for the backpack i am too far gone at this point
>>585838538>Beta Jokes on you that was the alpha
>>585836827This definitely is not a guarantee it won't be a class. As you can see it's already different than last week or whenever that was tested
>>585838551>what happened to me?
Bros...there was no faction lock....on Alliance....EU....
>sit on ruleset screen>spam reconnectwhich one bros
Alliance sissies... Why is horde perma locked up
>>585838682Your characters all turn trans and the flag is enabled permanently in game on your character tabard
heh... YUP. this ol' dad gaymer is gonna be ALL. RIGHT.
Can you save a name then delete it and make a new one on the other faction?
CREATION OF THAT TYPE OF CHARACTER IS CURRENTLY THROTTLEDCREATION OF THAT TYPE OF CHARACTER IS CURRENTLY THROTTLEDCREATION OF THAT TYPE OF CHARACTER IS CURRENTLY THROTTLEDCREATION OF THAT TYPE OF CHARACTER IS CURRENTLY THROTTLEDCREATION OF THAT TYPE OF CHARACTER IS CURRENTLY THROTTLEDCREATION OF THAT TYPE OF CHARACTER IS CURRENTLY THROTTLED
>>585838634You pay $60 for ALL of that shit, plus a month of sub time.you're breaking every thing out as if it's an additional charge.Still not worth it but you're being disingenuous.
>>585837046m8 I have have an absolutely random name that I've never seen repeated in my 18 years of gaming online and this was my experience:>character creation timed out>character creation timed out 10x more times>faction imbalance>switch faction>name already takenNow I can't even join PvP rulesetNot going to bother until the 4th
>>585838650Which side though? I kinda wanted to be a blue elf paladin... but they have no paladins.
>>585838634I'll be level 10 before you finish character creation on the day, at that point you are so behind the curve you may as well not play to begin with and wait until WoW: Forever and Ever drops.
Wtf are they doing?
when will they fucking unthrottle this shit
>retrieving server informationGOOD STUFF
>>585838658PvE for low cortisolPvP if you want to cry
>he didn't choose the right rulesetit's over for you
WHAT THE FUCK
>queue>retrieving server information>you have been disconnectedI'm getting flashbacks to day 1 of the beta, lol
LET ME IN NIGGERS
>retreiving server information
>>585838735no shit, horde players are a cult, racials don't matter at allI said it yesterday and some seething hordelet called me retarded
Lads.Shall we all post our 3 names and rate each other for something to do?
Fuck you ASSHOLES disconnecting me
>>585838854all rulesets are still down anyway
>>585838770Yikes forever
still cant click rulesets
i want to play an arms warrior but i heard people don't ever invite them to dungeons because warrior tanks want the loot for themselves. will this be a real problem? i don't want to tank
What the actual fuck some obscure names were taken so fucking quickly... Fuming.
servers are grey you aren't missing anything queuelets
>>585838813sorry but you missed out the chance, those are full nowbetter pick one that still has room :)
>still can't click rulesetREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
anyone in?
I got john warcraft. Hoe much could i realistically get for it?
>Was able to get in and make a character after deleting stress test cache without having the paid reservation thanks to just launching the .exe from the folderWonder how much slop code they're running on right now.
>>585838810I'm going horde
first time booting up the game, which anti aliasing method u guys use? I have a good gpu, I want it maxeddddd
>>585838990you will become a walking meme if you refuse to tank as a warriordon't do that to yourselfplay quite literally anything else
>>585839051no youre not it's locked
>They actually got psyopped into rolling pvpel oh el
name ideas for gnome that needs big boing boing on dwarf pepperoni?
forever is bricked, can't even create a character lmao
>>585838954It's only 3 names? I guess that makes sense
>disconnected>THREE TIMES after getting to end of queuegay.refunding that shit, I won't even get my fucking name at this rate.
>>585838028<Remigration> is recruiting /vg/>PvP>horde>20m/10m raiding>EST>likely fri/sat 7-10 or 8-11 pm raidingcan we get an inclusion, threadposter?
i will be:>rolling an undead rogue >strafe spamming while i attack mobs >speaking exclusively in l33tspeak>use the word "pwn" in the year 2026thank you for your attention to this matter.
Got my names, now 8 morwe days of boredom...
>>585839075alliance is locked thougheverbeit
Why do my armpits start sweating a lot when I PvP?
I CANT GET IIIIIIINNNNNNNNN
>>585839034heh, u aite blaqq boi
Uhh I was able to log into the game and I'm in the starting area, this shouldn't be happening
>name reservation delayedRemember. You're here forever
>>585839051Are the name reservations for EU active or have they finished already?
4th time through the queue, getting longer every time
>they're sitting on grayed out ruleset Reset dumbasses
uh is it safe to wait here or am i fucked to the back of the line for being proactive
>>585839124>shards awayHeh, nothing personnel, kid.
>>585839000I already has all 3 characters, 2 on PvE before they closed it and 1 on PvP before they fucked it also :3Just wondering how badly they can fuck up a fucking name reserve lmao
dont believe the larpers, the servers arent even on
>>585839126wtf i love wow forever
>>585839131Not on pvp realm sis
I will play whatever faction I want on RPI will use lore-friendly names with 0% chance of being unavailableI will not play the blue elvesI will spend the 30 bucks on a 60 boost for my alt when they roll out in a month or two instead
>hop instantly>can't create a horde pvp>all my names taken>try to reconnect>rulesets greyed out againim mad
>keeps disconnecting when I get through the queueFuck.
>>585839119best I can do is putting you in the OP but deliberately screwing up your discord link
>>585839197>>585839198KEK
>you have been disconnectedBut... why?
>Names secured>Now I'm just sat in character creation jerking it to sky elf female snatchYep, it's gaming time alright.
>>585839126Ironaya needs this upgrade.
DONT NIGGER MY BLIZZARDDDDDDDD
IT KEEPS DISCONNECTING ME AAAIIEEEE
>>585839198this is the eternal question and it will never get resolvedon 2019 launch I was able to login without restarting, but on the forever stress test I had to log back in
>>585838316Fitz-Hugh Nicely
>>585838787no. if you wanted beta, it would have been 60$. if you didn't care, the cheapest you could get the elves or name change would be 30$.yeah it's a "package deal" but everything in the package is still horseshit.
is ruleset selectable for NA yet
This was the real stress test
>>585839225XIS I'M LITERALLY TRYING ON PVP
>>585839124ye I am not playing PvP server when you can suddenly get sharded into a group of allies while picking flowers in strangleporn
It's over
>>585839119>>585839272https://discord.gg/uqVqug3CPthanks fren
Imagine what it's gonna be like on launch
LET ME FUCKING IN
It's so wowver na....
I have to work in 20 minutes man FUCK BLIZZARD I"M REFUNDING
are names shared on all rulesets?
Dwarf or alliance skelf hunter? Aesthetically dwarf is cooler because I need to make a male character (because of the name) and male elfs are cringe. The racials are better on skelf and I will make a dwarf shaman so I have a dwarf already...
please allow up to 30 minutes for us to whitelist the streamers into the game before anyone else so they get their namesthank you,blizzard games aggrend
NEW UPDATE OUT. RESTART GAME
should i play wc3 or watch xaryu playthrough?
anyone else getting disconnected?
So Blizzard have actively sabotaged RPPvP already by not showing it clearly on the initial ruleset screen.
>>5858391190 chance I'm joining a guild with such a horrid fucking name
Night elf camel toe
>>585839419AAAAAAAAAA I HAVE TO LEAVE SOON TOO WHAT ARE THESE DUMBFUCKS DOING
lmao oceanic cucks
more like wow for NEVER lmao
i'll just wait on character select screen to be the first...
>>585839483Why are you lying?
>>585839486consider it your last warning not to play there
can you just sit on the ruleset screen until it's up?
>Select ruleset>DisconnectedLMAO
>>585839487i actually agree, i thought the same thing.
You don't *need* that name.
>>585838551I was thinking of maybe using this Warcraft III UI, do you find it comfortable? I usually have my healthbar near the middle of the screen so I feel like having it at the bottom left like that will be hard to get used to.
>you have been disconnectedclassic activision blizzard, back to the queue I go, haha!
There's still like over a week until the launch, if the game is even playable at launch
Hello?
i'll be fine. my name is so unique, no one else will even think of using it
>>585839591nope but I did pay money for it so if I don't get it I'm taking the money back, thanks
which race for priest in horde?
this is what happens when you unionize
>>585839524How the fuck? CLAUDE I SAID NO BUGS
>>585839487The name is good and it's important to spread the message. The real issue is that it's ironically on horde.
>>585839431DAD GAMER BTFO
For one of my characters, I have a name that’s a somewhat obscure meme name so i’m confident that as long as first names can be copied i’ll still be able to choose it.But one of my characters will be a troll warrior on the RP realm and i don’t have any inspiration for names or what to rp as. I’m not asking for specific names, but ideas or characters or creatures from other universes would be helpful.
>>585839431Unironically agree with this dad. Anyone who doesn't is a cucksoomer.
People are spending $30 to reserve their name like they aren't going to quit around level 35 and never touch the game again
ITS UP!!
>>585839610hey
>>585839575it's a coin toss. maybe you can, maybe you're just trolling yourself by getting further and further behind in the queue
>>585839424i believe so
>Human Mage (M)>Night Elf Priest (F)>Skyborne Rogue (F)Which do I level first? Also post your first three picks.
SAVIX IS IN
>>585839642troll
QUEUES LENGTHENINGSERVER DISCONNECTING
blizzard are retards who always fuck everything up and it is astonishing people expect anything else. pattern recognition much?
I'm still mad Undead can't be Hunters.I dont want to be a greenback
>>585839131>>585839075Is there forced faction balance in the PvE ruleset too? I thought it was only in the PvP ruleset.
>>585839610whatever you do, don't exit out of that screenI did and now I can't get back in
this ruleset is currently unavailable :^)
The names must be across rulesets, so many were taken and I was on RPPvP
>>585839669I can afford it cause I got a job at MICK DONALDSI don't have the old macro for it so use your imagination, you know the one the dude with shit all around his mouth.
>>585839669Wrong. I spent 90€ on the ultimate pack :)
you should be embarrassed for posting about logging in to reserve your name.unironically, you're a fag. you should feel a tinge of shame.
>>585838712>>585838067
BLIZZARD, LET ME THE FUCK IN
>>585839669But they have to name their characters Buttsniff Dongcheese before anyone else can get the opportunity!!
>>585839610DELETE THIS
>xaryu making his character with easelollmao
i was literally here from second one and have been caught in a disconnect loop for 10 minutes
>>585839806>t. didn't boughter
I HAVE CLASS SOONFIX THE FUCKING GAME YOU FAT COMMIES
>>585839531That's the time to actual launch
>>585838316Smokedete ctorbeep
>>585839669I only made it to 14 on the beta :)
>https://youtu.be/NPbTAXZL_2A>only women listed in the credits>it's shitwhat did blizzard mean by this?
WTF HOW
>>585839862all of the streamers were the first ones into beta, they have some kind of priority queue
>>585839868Sorry, next time try being a streamer.
>Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >>585839459Don't use my images, thanks in advance
This ruleset is currently unavailable :^)This ruleset is currently unavailable :^)This ruleset is currently unavailable :^)This ruleset is currently unavailable :^)This ruleset is currently unavailable :^)
>got (some) names I planned for>not too excited about it>just want to play the game casually and ignore other people most of the time>may as well be anonymousAnyone else?>>585839591this
>>585839808?
>>585839862they're not even fucking hiding it
If you're in line, STAY IN LINE
>>585839874>that one weird smelly incel kid who gooned before class and everyone avoids sitting next to
>>585839280>>585839874At least catbox it
Please everyone stop trying to log in so I CAN LOG IN
good to know stream niggers get escorted to the front of the queue
>>585838990People will expect you to tank. You can find dungeon groups with Druid tanks, they won't care about Mail/Plate or almost all of the weapons you can use.
>>585839669It's like hunters. There's 10000's of them, and a 1000 or so that get all the way to 60
Am I just being retarded or did they take away the cameltoe? Yes yes I see the line down the mid section of her panties but I'm not seeing any full on pussy outline and indentations like before.Or am I just completely misremembering.Anyone got some old Sky Elf pics to compare? This is obviously very very important.If Blizzard took it away I'm refunding and I'll post proof of it too.
>Streamer crying and begging for his namelmao
with name and last name, it's really hard to choose a name that's already taken, right?
>streamers get in>I dcfuck you blizzard
>Stinky Meatstick taken>Happy man taken>Wedgie Giver taken>Bullied Nerd taken
>>585839431>NOOOOOOO I DESERVE THAT NAME MORE THAN THAT THE OTHER CHUD WHO STOLE IT>I have 3 jobs, 5 wife's kids and 1 dog (he's my world)
>>585839972Priest was available name but it shouldnt be as its a class
You have been disconnected :)
>>585839941What can you even do if you get cucked like this on launch day?Just forced to sit there for hour spamming character create hoping your faction gets unlocked?
>disconnected>login servers are full>disconnected>login servers are fullthanks for the immaculate programming, "ana"
>>585840009HAHAHAHA
>>585838990I'm playing arms for pvp but im gonna tank for my group of friends.You bet your ass i'm not inviting another plate wearer or a fucking arms warrior for the free ride
>>585839431he's right though even if he's a faggot, this level of repeated incompetence at any other company would cause someone to get fired
>>585840028no fucking way this is a real post
SO THE RULESETS WONT OPEN UP???? NEEDTO RESTART??? THIS IS WHY I ASKED YOU FUCKERS
i dont think im gonna get the name i want lads...
>>585840009>they let streamers past the dc spam>still lost his nameo i b lafffin
>>585840071that's not even what he's talking about dumbass
This is just for name reservations lmao. November 4th is going to be a fucking travesty.Gonna have to bring out the 2019 shenanigans of connecting my phone to my computer and logging me in 4 hours before i get off work and using a toy to hit space bar every 10 seconds to keep me logged in from November 4th until the servers become playable ~November 14th
>>585840028Xaryu still managed to get his name stolen, lmfao
HOW
RETRIEVING SERVER INFORMATION
>>585840028hahahahahhHAHAHAHAH
FACTION LOCKED ALREADY?
>YOU HAVE BEEN DISCONNECTEDGreat fucking software faggots.
>finally choose ruleset>click on RP>"no realms are available">back to reconnectREMINDER: YOU PAID MONEY FOR THIS EXPERIENCE, WHILE YOU ARE NOT ON "THE LIST" OF KEK STREAMERS LIKE SHROUD AND ASMONGOLDyou paid money to be able to "reserve your name" but you are not in the priority list because you are not special enough for blizzard to give you fair access to reserve your own names. reminder that you had to pay money for this experience while you sit there spamming reconnect like the rest of us
>>585838990
>>585839735If you're on a PvP server, the Priest. Everyone is going to be low level at the start and you'll be able to Shadowmeld Mind Control a lot of players off of cliffs.
>>585839996>two DPS warriors spamming chat at the same time for a tank to go to the same dungeonhilarious
>>585840009forever as the second name is so gay thoughcan't he come up with something that actually sounds good?
>>585840028imagine paying for this when AI games exist
>>585840164You have been disconnected.
>>585840175nigger I been trying to make a character for an hour now you are not getting in
>>585840195BASED
kill all streamer nigs
>>585840009https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6do3f5b4luwit's so funny
aaaaaaand refunded
>>585839875yeah, i already passed the queue, don't be jelly!
>>585839996wait is dps warrior a meme? i haven't played wow since legion and i played arms warrior, never played classic and scared to tank
>>585840089pretty much. More likely they have bursts every 15 minutes or so to update that info, and someone will figure it out right away then everyone competes.
>>585840163you are on the cuck queue and not the streamer queue, blizzard has priority queues for streamers and blizzard employees and their wives etc etc
>streamers get privileges that normies don'tNo wonder Alexensual hates Blizzard so goddamn much!
>>585840009i thought you were joking but he is spamming his name saying "please" over again tweaking out
>>585840009>was just going to be <name> <forever> SOULLESSWhoever stole it did him a favor, but he's clearly too dumb to see that.
Last played WoW 20 years ago. Glad to see Blizzard is still as incompetent as ever
i reserved the name "saaryu", will i get banned for this?
>literally everyone in this threadgod i hate you dweebs
>>585840028>second class playersoh...
>>585840028Doesn't even fucking work cause somehow despite 3 name reservations each people half already taken like a dozen versions of xaryu
I'm gonna do it. I'm about to... Oh God... I'm REFFFOOONNDDIIINNGGG
>>585840130To be fair, I stayed closed off quite quickly when I saw they weren't lighting up, and got caught in the disconnect cycle anyway. It's all a fucking joke, don't get too regretful about it.
all the names just say throttled even random letterswtf
>>585840175>throttled when you make these use the burger words
AIIIII I WANT TO GO TO THE FUCKING GYM LET ME IN
Imagine staying home from work for thisOh wait I don't need to
>>585840028REMINDER: YOU PAID MONEY FOR THIS EXPERIENCE, WHILE YOU ARE NOT ON "THE LIST" OF KEK STREAMERS LIKE SHROUD AND ASMONGOLDyou paid money to be able to "reserve your name" but you are not in the priority list because you are not special enough for blizzard to give you fair access to reserve your own names. reminder that you had to pay money for this experience while you sit there spamming reconnect like the rest of us
>>585840219Login Servers are Full
>>585840009>picking your name live>dont expect to be sniped
>>585840028Second class players lmao
>disconnected>disconnected>disconnected
WHY ARE EU RULESETS GREYED OUT NOWWHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>very blatantly letting streamers in 20 minutes early to get all their names
Can't even login to make a fucking character, this shit is BEYOND cooked.
It's never been more over....
>>585840028>posted 28d ago
WILL THE FUCKING RULESETS BE CLICKABLE????? FUCK
I GOT KEKED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh
>>585838990They could still lose their loot. This game is filled with so retarded people that they will press need for items that their class can't even use.Why? Maybe they're stupid, maybe they need few silver shekels, maybe they want to be mean.
>>585840005ANSWER ME YOU NIGGGEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
>>585840028no waychat is this real??
what's the plan for launch day when the servers are like this? what are we watching bros what are we gooning to what are we playing
>>585840074Ah yeah I somehow thought hydrapriest is supposed to be a class nevermind kek
this company is run by retarded faggots holy shit how can they still not get anything right
>>585840028THIS BETTER BE FUCKING FAKE
>>585840421LOL ITS CONFIRMED
at least esfand is stuck in the queue LOLblizard must've forgotten that nigga
>They updated the racials a third time while everyone wasn't lookingThese fucking devs.
can't even fucking reserve the names wtf
Warcraft tavern has a name generator.
>Alliance faction-lockedThey're clearly doing this on purpose to give mudhutters name priority.
>my real first name>roleplay second namethat was easy
So do you just keep spamming Finish to get through the throttle?
>>585840285trannies aren't welcome, don't come back.
>>585840510hes blacklisted ever since the incident
i want a refund...
okay now I am actually wondering this time if blizz created a streamer fastpass, because I remember at original classic launch even the biggest streamers waited hours sometimes to get in, this shit is fishy
>>585840421that makes it even more funny they are stealing each other's names
>>585840535>Lilith Succubus
my name already got niggeredfuck this faggot game
Gj blizztards
>another blizzshart fuck up>another day ending in -ywelp looks like it's time for some more Azeroth Survivors. Blizztroons won't have a job by January. I was going to give them 12 more months but it looks like AI has accelerated so much in the last month that I don't think any bideo gayme studio will survive into next year.
how many levels of vibecode are we on?
lmao
>>585840528NIGGER I'VE BEEN FUCKING SPAMMING ENTER ON MY HORDE CHAR FOR AN HOUR IT JUST SAYS IT'S THROTTLED FUCK YOU
NA US EAST right now on PVP ruleset
secured
this is going to be an even bigger shitshow than 2019 btw
i keep getting fucking disconnectedahhhhhhhh how do i fucking fix it
>>585840556we don't talk about the snibcident
>>585840261It's not a meme in raids, it's great there, but for dungeons a DPS warrior can tank without any Protection talent points pretty easily by just putting on a shield. It's a running joke to see 3~4 Warriors/Paladins in a party looking for a tank (that won't want to share loot with them) when any of them can do it and just start the dungeon instead of waiting 20+ minutes for a Druid to tank for them.
>>585840562Open Battle.net Account Settings Support Payments Refunds.Anything digital will be store credit; have fun dude.
>>585840009Kek fuck streamniggers and their cuck fans
>>585840535>Matthew Ozempic
>>585839431They really need to start firing people en masse form blizzard already, this level of incompetence is unacceptable
DISCONNEEEEEEEEEEECT
Which one do I watch next?
>even after the racial changes, its going to be impossible to make a Horde toon for several daysNice work Blizzard
I don't even hate Saaryu but it's still funny to watch lmao
>>585840650there is no east or west it's just ams
>>585840634>>585840637>>585840643get out of my fucking thread aussie scum
>be logged in early>servers never become active>have to relog>get in queue>disconnect>repeat ad infinitum>20 minutes past due>somehow it seems like every name is taken already based on streamsWhat the fuck is this shit show this is retarded
wait, if you're claiming a name for the ENTIRE region, what's stopping them from adding free travel across rulesets?
>>585840634over 9000
>>585840594how did you know my name is lilith
>Xaryu crashing out that people took all his possible name combinations
>>585840261a warrior doing DPS by itself is not a memewhat's a complete fucking meme and a half is when there are literally thousands of people playing a class that can tank but refusing to do so when it's by far the most in-demand role for dungeons>you're playing a warrior>get a cold whisper from another warrior>You want to tank X dungeon??>his party consists of two other warriors>they're all going to be competing with you for loot>he cold whispered you based purely on your class, meaning he knows any warrior can tank dungeons regardless of spec but he's refusing to do itlike you see why it's a joke?
There is less than 880 million white people in the world, and like 6 billion browns. It’s not surprising horde is permalocked… and now leaking into Whitopia.
>>585840690they are unionized
20 minutes of disconnects
>>585840703must be nice living in bizarro world
any EU people still trying to create a character and have the rulesets greyed out?
What're we naming banker alts?
>>585839874>>585839280Butthole please
>Access to this realm requires an access license??????????
Oh yea, it's gaming time.
Do you just keep spamming Finish to get through the throttle?
>>585840764how is that even possible if no one can log in lol
>>585840748>freemoney.that's what.They'll probably sell transferes between PVE and PIV before too long.
I just want to play the fucking game god damn it Jizzard and your assmangold
>>585839280at least include an orc
>>585840767idk why people even refuse to tank, you can literally tank as arms with a 2 hander, atleast until like 40
>>585840009lmaoooooooo fuck ass nigga
>>585840261>>585840767>>585839996dont worry guys i will be playing prot paladin and i will tank your dungeons for you with my holy priest gf lets all work together and get that loot
Did you steal a name?
Honestly, did you expect this to go some other way?
>>585840748it sure is a mystery...
>>585840694Tetsunabe no Jan if you like cooking anime.
>>585840825>using your early name res on a bank altno way you're this retarded
>>585840552Explain this you Blizztranny cumchugger>>585840028
>>585840764>streamer fast pass is what's broken things. >twist is another streamer sniped the other's
>>585840764Payo probably took them all
GET THROTTLED GET THROTTLED GET THROTTLED
>>585840825I cant get inPlease take hava nagila for me and give him the biggest jew nose you can
LET ME IN
>>585840878plz be true
>>585840009BASED
>>585840840I did that for 35 minutes and it didn't work
>>585840650I'm trying to make Alliance pvp and it keeps saying I'm "throttled"
Is it possible to play on another region than yours?
>easily get in>get the 3 names I wanted>close gameis that easy
>>585840674>>585840767damn that kinda sucks for me then. i have tankxiety since i have no clue where to go in the dungeons and dont want to be blamed. might just roll a rogue then
so, do you need an active subscription to make a character?
>>585840826https://litter.catbox.moe/1vvxldwarwlxk5pu.png
dont believe the oce fake newsits a trap to get u on rp serverno one cares if rp isnt available
>>585840764>Xaryu Insertcreativefantasysurnamehere1-9billion was takendoubt.jpg
>>585840932Anon... he has way longer hair today
got in after 20mins and all the names i wanted are gone nice
My name will have already been taken and I still can't get in fuuuuuuuuck this
heheheheh got em CHUMPS
>>585840764He's Twitch acting, you're falling for a performance >>585840852They're giving streamers special preference so they can reserve their names
Man I'm looking forward to november 4th
>>585841028ahh ok, i never watch him at all.
>can’t even log on to a paid name select Man …. What’s it gonna be like on Nov 4th
>>585840840yes, eventually it lets up. I just got through after sitting here since open.>>585840970Yeah I live in asia and made on ams cause literally nothing but cheaters live in this shithole.
>didn't get to steal a streamers name and have them pay me for it because I'm at workFeels bad
all rule-sets show as unavailablewhat is mongzard doing?
>>585840902I'll be on the RP server with lore accurate names, no sense in rushing for that when tongue in cheek banker alt names will be snatched up
I'm stealing streamer names. Anyone else?
Nobody cares about your names as much as you do.
>>585840982what are they gonna do if you go the wrong way? they need you as the tank anyway lol, just say you're new, thats what i plan to do. i will recruit people to my group saying "im new and willing to tank for you, join me if you want" and i bet you i will find fun people to play with
>made two characters>disconnected At least I got Zug Lyfe. Bow to me, cucks.
>>585841046you're not that special
>>585841058yep it will be blizzard's final goodbye!
>>585841081Do you at least play WoW Forever? Should know it has two names. Or just here to cry at streamer?
>still stuck at the login servers are full/disconnected minigamebest rope to buy on amazon?
Im so glad ive played games that have me create last names so I didnt have to worry about thinking one up
My name is probably gone by now. Fuck you, Blizzard.
>>585840990Based skelfposter
>people assmad that their name got stolenhow is that possible with double names nowjust use your 20year old wow name + any fucking word most people will turn off second names anywaysthere will be other people running around with your name but who cares
>Guys the only person called Xaryu is myself WHY ARE YOU GUYS DOING THIS??? WHY WHY??Bro are you really that dense? This retard can't be for real what do you mean WHY
>>585840981nice Anon, same here. I don't know what these niggers are complaining about.
>>585840764>they took EVERY possible combinationthis is genuinely impossible with a first/last name combination, he just has zero creativity
>Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected
cheers lads, i just got the name sebastian fors
>use my real first and last name as my character name >human male warrior >elite player frame addon installed
ARE THE RULESETS STILL GREYED OUT FOR EU PEOPLEPLEASE EU FRIENDS RESPOND
>>585840009LMAOUsually games have list of popular streamer names etc that they keep reserved for said streamers, pretty sure it has been the case with WoW before also, but guess the whole 2 name thing fucked it up.
>You have been disconnected
>got to ruleset screen>clicked ruleset>no servers available and booted back to dc spamthanks for prioritizing streamers shitheads
xaryu has made 3 gnomes so far but I can't make a single character on alliance pvp
we all went Horde PVP btw
>>585841178I guess it wasn't your name then.
>Throttled>Throttled>Throttled>Throttled>Throttled>Throttled
gonna ramp up my stalking and harassment of the wow forever devs after this shit
>>585841156>>585838123
made for bhc mating press
>playing rp>will just use random name generator so reservations dont really affect me>still spamming to get in because i have nothing else to do
>>585840982I'm going to play Hunter and no one will want me in their party, it's our tax. I wish I could tank as Survival Hunter or something, I'd do it happily.
>creation of "that type" of characterracist fucks.
>>585841112No? for what purpose? I don't care about them>inb4 sellingYou can't because it's bound to you now for a while + those fags will report you and blizzard will delete & maybe ban you
>>585841232play with a VR setup with body motion tracking to play as yourself in the game
What the hell do you do now if you got your names on the wrong faction?
How are the EU servers still unavailable? What the fuck?
>>585841197>most people will turn off second names anywaysdelusional
FUCK YOU, BLIZZZZAARRRRRD
>>585841269You're not a multi-millionaire Twitch streamer
>>585840962I see. I got in for some horde characters, so it's definitely working as intended as people flow in as it teeters back and forth
aaaaaaand it's looking liike a refund
>>585841081Well I'll throw you a bone even tho I'm an Olympuschad. His name will be taken as well because he's not on right now. Or maybe if he's smart he didn't go live to get the name off-the-radar and if he couldn't he could take his time thinking of something different without people making fun of him
>>585841327I don't even know what this error message means, because there's another message for faction imbalance
>>585839431billion dollar indie company, please understand
>didn't even make 1 character>let alone 3
>only got access to one ruleset I don't want to play inShould I still make the character to reserve the name for the other realm?
>>585841385you missed it
>>585839598i used the same ui on turtle. you can add additional bars for your health/mana with other addons and make them any length/color/location. I forgot where i put them but i found it cozy, not ideal if you’re try harding though, but worth the minor inconvenience of taking up more screen space.
>>585841321Yeah I'm trying to get some epic meme names for fun that I'll never actually use and I'm still annoyed
>>585840257>>585840009>he has army of simps on discord reserving Xaryu X for himHoly fuck.Imagine paying for name reserve and you spend it on simping for a streamer and giving him names.
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>>585841459>accents
>>585841459pathetic imitation
>>585841197>most people will turn off second names anywaysNah most people won't even know that is possible
YOU AIN'T RETRIEVING JACK SHIT STOP LYING
spam queue to get in, don't get in for 12 minutes, both of my names are taken. fucking faggot blizz kill yourselves holy shit
>ALL THESE IDIOTS WHO PAID FOR A NAME RESERVATION.Get fucked retards
>>585841459>special characterKWAB
LET ME IN, BLIZZTROONS
>>585841459>accentLMAO I can smell your village from here
>>585841459>reserves a name with an accent on day-0lmao fucking retard
>>585839126Holy shit
Xaryu freely making multiple characters on pvp yet I get throttled trying to make just 1
>>585841459>accentYou didn't beat the game
got mine on RP PvP NA
>>585841459>paying $30 for this
>I'M BEING THROATLED
>>585841568if you cant get your name refund
>>585841547how can you even? you need both first and last to invite people to groups
>>585841568remember: you paid money for this
>>585841494but they'll say the person's name on STREAM! (maybe).same reason retards literally give streamers money.
when the "X" appears on the name it just means it isnt allowed by blizzard right?
is a female gnome without boar tails acceptable?
>>585841238Yep, only RP-PVP. I got lucky and already made my three characters on Normal
>US RPPVP>"Creation of that type of character is currently throttled"WHAT DOES IT MEEEAAAN
>>585841436see u....in a week
THEY STOLE MY NAMETHEY STOLE BENYANIM SATANHYAHU FROM ME
>>585841459>accent
How the fuck are people getting in I've been spamming queue for like 30 minutes
>>585840990It glows like Midna...
>>585841576now gen her unable to login
>>585841625kek
got my three alliance names fucking LOSERSenjoy the disconnect screen
>>585840932It's real but from Classic 2019.
>>585841572if your name is so unoriginal that you need to reserve it early it is a shit name
>>585841625why am i all of a sudden beset by thoughts of creamy long logs?
Imagine not just hitting randomize once and going with whatever name you get.
>>585841659I have everything greyed out
>>585841459>Accent name to try and get a name you know you lostThe ickiest ick
did anyone get names on NA without a sub?
>>585841645It isn't allowed or is taken; restricted means it's not allowed though, yeah.
>>585841645You have to hover over it. Sometimes it's restricted and sometimes it's already taken
>>585841697pure luck
>>585841674you should have done "goy cattle" you wasted your time in queue reserving names no one would ever give a shit about in a trillion years
don't go to Activision Blizzard offices tomorrow
>>585841645I think it should say not available in a normal situation.
>>585841572Nobody is taking my name anyway
>Dude who took Xaryu TV? There must be someone streaming under the same name as me that's impossible that's crazy!
>>585841272>horde pvp is the typical 4channer guild, if you know you know>alli rppvp is the chill guild>pve is the olympus dead server in 3 months guildThis will be the way.
>Chud Wojak >available on EUi don't want it but it would be a funny one
>>585841674I will pay you ten thousand dollars for even one of those namesPLEASE anon!!
do you need a last name on all servers or is it just for the rp servers?
>>585841323If I see you on RP-Horde, I'll definitely let you try, bro. Worst to worst, you can be the off-tank.
>>585841781@FBI
You don't actually want to get in. You'll just get throttled.
>>585841697Streamer or luck of the draw
>>585841718Do you people not see how many players this is gonna have? If you arent here for launch week you're unironically going to have to pick names like Grolggsdasfo Geaejwajffsd.
>>585841781Reported to the FBI
It's never been more over... All hope is lost.....
>>585841774I had no queue.
I don't fucking know if I should stay in the character creation screen or relog if I'm being throttled fuck this shit man
>>585841718I will just create using another name if something is taken.Are you one of those john twitchtv?
got it
Should I stay on the ruleset screen???
Open up the EU servers! Everyone else already got in and took my names.
first come last served
>he didn't make his initial characters on PvE to prevent throttlingname reservation is up for several days
>>585841867>2 rsno you didnt
>everyone ITT
>>585841625A “shitty” situation if you will
>>585841674>nazra>female name that ends in a vowel>when its a male orcstunning and brave trans orc
they should have added skyborne priest to immitate warcraft 3 heroes
>>585841842no way, you can easily do a title like "Knight" or "Princess" and your old wow names or something else, there are so many things you can think up before you have to do gay shit like that or use accents
it let me create my characters but someone has my gay as name already
So much for EU beta testing btw, almost like this company just sucks mad dick
>>585841803>Streamer somehow flabberghasted that one of his viewers or haters just reserved names to fuck with him
>>585841645Or taken.Rules are it has to be somewhat of a name, Going back to the old days of 2004, anything both starting and ending in an x was blocked for instance; due to xxxsephirothxxx style names. No numbers, no formal titles like Duke or King etc and no obvious slurs.
Where is Nate Higger? Is he safe? Is he alright?
HAVE OTHER PEOPLE BEEN ABLE TO CLICK RULESETS?????
>>585841781I hacked FBI and deleted those 2 reports, good luck champ.
>>585841627True. I guess it's just not showing over your head but you can still see it otherwise
>got in>made my 3 names>stay logged in so people are still in queshrimple as
>>585841867>rr
>>585841863SameHas anyone been able to get past being throttled by just spamming finish?>>585841973Yes
>>585841910this is the product i paid for. i paid my money for this. and it's a good deal when you think about it. they made the problem and sold the solution and i'm all for rewarding that type of good business practice.
>>585841867It'sa me, Garrrrrrrrrrrry Oak!
>>585841973that was as far as I got before it sent me back to disconnected baby jail
i have not been paying attention, how do i reserve a name?
>>5858419731 time i got in past the disconnect screen and it let me click on a ruleset, then it said "no realms are available" and it immediately disconnected me
>>585841950On the beta if you tried to add a feudal title like King/Queen etc it would not allow the name to go through, unless thats changed
>>585841950Any honor titles are restricted, that includes Knight; but also words like Sir
>EU rulesets still greyed outI am really disappointed
Are people just snagging all the names on PVE? Because PVP is not letting me make any char.
I still havent been able to login i keep dcing meanwhile other faggots already got all the names
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>>585842051pay up goy
>>585841981>>585841909FUCK
>>585841980you're getting your moneys worth at least unlike the rest of us
>tried logging in for a while>you need to have purchased the blue jew elf to make a toonyeah, fuck you, no one would use my names anyway
>>585841980>stay logged in so people are still in queHoly fuck I didn't think of this, logging in rn
>>585841459That's himThat's the guy
>Mfw I effortlessly secure my ludokino names with easegg no re why play lmao?
I'm too scared to leave the ruleset screen and restart the game.
>>585841774No matter what happens he has his spot on his wanted ruleset
>advertise pre-order $30 up-sale with thing that either doesnt work, is functionally a lottery and other people get privileged access toUnironically is this illegal or what?
>even the forums are downwatch them not even wipe the names and try again with 10x the hardwarethey're just going to straight up roll with it
>>585841910The same exact idiots have probably taken days off to play on launch day
>>585842080surely it's not cross rule-set. that'd be absurd if someone takes a name on pve then you can't get it on pvp.
>>585842103no refunds
It's basically telling me throttled now, do I need to leave then re-join to get it?This is so fucking stupid, why are the errors not c lear?
>get through>click realm>no realms are currently available>login servers are fulloh my fucking god blizzard you fucking faggots
>Get disconnected like 20 times>Finally get in>Happy Gilmore is gone>Ron Burgundy is taken>Resident Evil was scooped up>Twisted Metal snaggedOh well, at least i got Dr Zaius/1 General Chat: GET YOUR PAWS OFF ME YOU DIRTY APE!
Alright sound off, what did you guys make?>Male Skelf Rogue>Female Gnome Priest>Male Dwarf Shaman
does someone have code? :)
>>585842136You're a pedophile.
>>585842136>pacicute
Didn't get windfury enjoyer but windfury gambler is alright.
>>585838028sigh.......
>>585841051>no sex haverYou get to stay on my website.... for now...
>>585842152privileged
>>585842195Normalfag.
>all the sissies are making characters now>that means launch will be comfierthanks for paying 30 bucks for my launch to be smoother
Now that they fixeded everything, can you'll noobs stop complaining?
Reminder to disbelieve all of these lying faggots about getting their names
>NO REALMS CURRENTLY AVAILABLECOME ON MAN
>>585841712That's a man
>>585841156we like this
>>585842159duh? they dont care about you, you're just a normal person. the streamers have their own priority greenlit accounts, just like the blizzard employees do. THEY DO NOT CARE. they would never rollback or anything like that, why? they don't care about giving you an honest experience, you are operating under the assumption that they give a shit about the average person
>>585842187You were never getting those on megaservers unless you got in within like 10 seconds
>>585842147dont do it. I did it and now I'm perma DC'dit's whatever. I'm nothing. time to kms
still haven't gotten in, if I'm fucked because of faction balance I'm backcharging this shit
>>585842258Tauren are the only race without a dps racial
>>585842167that is literally how it works
>>585842254You'll be behind the pack by 2min, you won't make it
>>585842194yep here you go:FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8
>>585842264Me right now....
>>585842190Male Dwarf WarriorMale Dwarf ShamanMale Human Priest
>got tired of being throttled>exit client because maybe it's because I spammed too much>back to the queue>back to the disconnectslmao
>>585842195
>she boughtened for this
reserved my names and got alliance factionnow time to fapwhat do I fap too?
KEKFLOPever LOSTTurtle WON
>>585842195And?
>>585842275Male skelves don't exist
>>585842254y-you're welcome...
How do I even check if I created the characters on NA or EU lmao
>>585840694jan > kaijuu > yani neko > the rest
>>585841645It's a bug half the time, I had to create one of my chars 3 seperate times till it finally worked. It was saying it had a slur or banned phrase in it first time, 2nd time that it was already taken and third time it just worked.
>having such an unoriginal name that you need to pay to reserve itlollmao
IF YOU WANTED THE NAME RESERVATION TO WORK, YOU SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT THE STREAMER FAST PASS +
>>585841980>>585842119lol is that how it works? I'm still logged in as well
>>585842190>female skyshit drood (likely main)>female undead pala (main if they buff)>female skyshit rogue (old main was be rogue)
>get in character creator>try to create a character for almost an hour>throttled>restart>rulesets greyed outI'm losing my mind
>>585842159There's no way they'll rollback. Can you imagine the drama if people lose their quirky unique names that they already reserved because of it?
>>585840764i enjoyed watching that lol
>>585842336i know
>>585842136Mograine is so lucky
>>585842258nobody cares about racials under than faggots who treat this game like its their job
>>585842051did you buy the game?
>>585842408Yeah yeah go have fun elsewhere Dorbkdks Broglfkskn.
atleast my name is still availableneed to just spam
>trying to create a character of both faction gives you the "throttled" messagethank you blizzard, very cool
>>585841774Saying “Goy cattle” is about as brown coded as “cope” “cuck” “seethe” and “BBC” nowadays.
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>>585842435I have no mind only cold....
>>585842408I make 3 fun oneskeep my original ones for when the game releasesproblem?
Second mmo launch I've refunded this month. Why can't these companies do fucking anything right?
>Finally make it in after a billion tries>No servers availableITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
>>585842309dont forget you played blizzard money to be able to experience this
>>585842136cutie patootie
>>585842190male dwarf shamanmale human warlockmale human warrior
>Surnames requiredI thought people were fighting for first names only. It doesn't mean shit if you can use any first name so long as the combo isn't used already.
IF YOU ARE THROTTLED IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE SPAMMING CREATE CHARACTER TOO MUCHDO NOT EXIT YOUR CLIENT, JUST WAIT 10 MINUTES AND TRY AGAIN THEN
>>585842515The queue is down to the low 40s...That means we're going to get in soon.... right?
>>585842236i mean wouldnt just LIE like that
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU NIGGERS GETTING IN?!?!!?!? >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected
1 meme name while grabbing 2 I'm actually going to use
>>585842410women, especially crows like this ugly bird, ruin everything they touch. time to take all their rights away and relegate them back down to property where they belong. society let them do have rights and include them in decision making for a few decades and what do we have? BULLSHIT. time to CTRL+Z this bullshit.
So I take it we are all getting 519 errors
>>585842195You're a bigger pedophile. No one cares
>>585841529>>585841543>>585841574>>585841587>>585841749Look at these pathetic NPCs. Just look at them and laugh
>>585842532It's not even launch kek, it's a small number of paypiggies trying to create characters, not even get into the game
>>585842136Raping you with my xüfgvbjewyt hjrtghi orc
>>585842535just remember that you paid money for this
>>585842532What do you expect? I don't think Blizzard has ever launched any WoW product successfully.
>>585842136Anyone saying this isn't erotic is a virtue signaling liar btw.
>>585842617no just throttling for 30 minutes straight.
>>585842535Is this what glorping means.... Is it the highest state of glorp....
at least this gives me time to think of lamer alternatives since everything i would've wanted is 100% gone by now haha
how do i get in to reserve my name
how the fuck are you people rolling when I got rulesets greyed out in fucking Europe what the FUCK
>got a good name idea as soon as I hit alt-f4fuck me
>>585842262are you coping that they actually haven't opened the servers yet lmao
>>585842723you paid $30+ to sit at this screen for half an hour
the RP-PVE server never opened up for me, anyone else? im RP-PVP but everytime i clicked regular RP it said unvailable
Bros I atered potato chips and now my keyboard is all greasy. Shouldn't have deeded that...
>>585842729>xhes not on the whitelistnonny........
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>585842729They snuck into a dead ruleset like RP
remember there's a janny here 24/7 that lets all these pronsick trannies ritual post and continually flood the general with their rule breaking masturbation spam
>>585842671Sort ofAlmost all of it was funded via WoW tokens, but you could argue that i still paid for that
>>585842749i dont think Fuck Me is eligible
>>585842723you have to subscribe to aggrend's onlyfans
>>585842729you didn't buy the pro-cum-swallowers-bundle
>>585842226>he didnt get Wind FuryNgmi
>>585842729You weren't fast enough sis, got all my names all comfy like.
Where are my fellow femGnome enjoyers rolling?
>any good will they had has completely evaporated within the last hourkinda funny.
>>585842687You need to stop spamming finish to reset the throttling thing
>>585842262anon you missed the starting gun like 30 minutes agothere's always next fresh
>was able to reserve my name without an active sub and didnt pay for any of the beta packspaypigs btfo, kek
>>585842190Male orc shamanMale troll priestMale dwarf warrior
>>585842784Worked on my machine, I have all 3 of my chars on it.
>>585841459I get the joke
>>585842617I actually got in once, but upon clicking Roleplay I got booted out with "realm doesn't exist", what can you do, huh?
>>585842851RPPVP
>>585842435I still can't even see the rulesets it just DCs after sitting in queue
>took day off from work>vibe coded a macro to auto create my characters and grab the names asap>watching a screen that says you have been disconnected while everyone else gets their names
game doesn't accept me changing to MSAA, why? all the other settings are maxed
>>585842671And I'm going to unpay it if these retards don't unfuck the servers before I have to go to work
>THE FUCKING NAMES ARE REGION WIDE NOT RULESET WIDEwtf is this bullshit, so out of 10-15k people i have to pick a name that they havent picked>b-but with 2 names its not so restrictiveI had 6 different names that ive been using since 2019, obscure non meme or popular names, and all were taken within 2 minutes of the servers opening. fuck this dumb ass company, why couldnt they make names ruleset wide.
>>585842860this happens every launch wow players have the memory of a goldfish
>>585842846I got in after the first IT'S UP post in the previous thread and creation was throttledrelogged and shit's been grey since
Reminder, these names are FOREVER
40 minutes later i can’t even log in to get a nameJust HOW bad is launch gonna be my fuckers?
>a week out from launch and i still dont know my ruleset, class, race, or name
>>585842890you should have left off the second part to make it believable dummy
>>585842874Huh, how long? I just set up AHK and been having it go nuts.My name isn't common at all so not concerend about that but definitely not relogging.
Is EU still not active or is it over?
>>585842860??? what goodwill lol, the game has insane sharding issues and that is going to kill the game entirely. enjoy being in a cave and getting invited to a party and all the enemies around you respawn and you get gang raped. its going to be so fun running outside of your capital city and seeing all the people dueling disappear entirely as they phase out when you get closer. cool game blizzard
>Eva Green>Winona RyderWhy are all my jew women taken!
someone please check if Throbbin Hood is already taken please
>finally connect>no realms available>kicked outfucking bullshit
>Can't connectREEEEEE
>>585842860For me it was gone when they censored the titty painting again. Total foid company and they will ruin the game when they have to make their first own content.
>>585838123Most people use Novelai or stable diffusion I believe
>>585842957Bad enough that if anyone is requesting time off it should be the day after at the earliest
Can't believe the streamer backdoor is real, we plebs aren't ever getting in.
40 mins still cant access iti hope this fat faggot aggrend gets cancer, retard nigga
>get to mode selection >instant logout
why have others been let in when I've been reconnecting since 1PM
>>585842921>a macro to create your charactersthis is embarrassing and pathetic, its like 3 clicks and typing, why would you ever even bother to think that up? what a waste of time, you deserve it. your names were probably gay loli hentai pedo shit anyway
>>585842957(You) will be unable to login for 48 hourshowever there will be speedrunners who log in the first second
How many united states dollars can I get for the name Speed Run?
>>585842921>vibe codedIt's actually called cuckcoding now. Because you sit in a chair and watch the AI do your project. You fucking cuck.
>>585843050giwitwm
>>585842981it's still fucking dead
why does xaryu make me so angry to look at? he's so in-offensive yet he feels me with rage.
>>585843050based ty
>>585842965Searching "throttled" on Reddit popped up instances of people encountering the same error in the beta and saying it worked when they waited 10 minutes, so try thatI stupidly quit the client and am now back in the disconnect / no realms exist loop, so my throttle is probably reset already
Feels good to be a all names reserved with 0 problems chad.
>>585842602>this dumb motherfucker actually rolled a male human mageBAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
I can't connnect so I'll just waitI don't care about my name I just don't want to have to create a character next wednesday
>>585843015on NA
>>585842927ohh now they'll fix it, they didnt know you had to go to work
>>585842981it's up until November 3 supposedly, but it won't work for me
>>585843104his skin color is a shade lighter than yours
>>585843047>they censored the titty painting againSauce? It was there in beta.
>>58584310416th century italian merchant phenotype, highly punchable
>>585843059I'd stream her back door if ya know what I mean
if your name is so obvious that you needed to reserve it in advance, it's 100% a meme name, and I look forward to reporting it on my rp-pvp server.
does throttle mean its not allowed?or are the servers just shite
>uhhh I don't think I pay for a name I have nearly a million subs and it wouldn't hurt me, in fact the value of me having my real name would be way higher than the 1k I send this faggot but lololol no way
>>585843063You are weak, if it's under 5 hours it's not even a big deal. Typical blizzshart launch really.
all the money in the world, all in the technology in the world... and you can't even login to create a characterfucking wow man
If you haven't gotten in by now. It's already over for you
>>585843104Mexican
>>585843204since both factions are saying the throttle shit, I just think it's broken
please just let me fucking reserve ONE CHARACTERJUST ONE
>>585843172Yeah it's so weird, I don't even know which ruleset to go or faction. Is there no poll or something?
>>585841757>>585841761>>585841785can confirm the "taken" tag is working correctly, dunno what restricted is but blizzard blocks it for a reason
>>585843165They probably would fix it if everyone blew up the refund page too
>>585843159thank you, i will surrender to darkness now
>>585843182i'm really pale, actually. why are you so obsessed with the color of my skin, browntown?
>>585843116Nothing to lose, I'll give it a shot. Thank you anon.
>>585843183There was a news about it last week. I watched it on Assmongol stream so it must be true.
>>585843221this is on purpose, they do not care about the average person, the people who bring them income like streamers have greenlit accounts. the rest of us dont even have a chance until they actually turn the servers on
>>585843204It means "the servers are fucked but also you are not a streamer"
Just loaded 225 on the bench for a set of 7 repsYou fuckers can’t log in? That’s a shame. Guess I’ll just get my name when I’m home in 2 hours. Human male white beard arcane mage btw. Gonna go with an RP name like “Arcanist Denethor” or something that won’t be taken cuz everyone is being hilarious and going for “Buttsex withmen” and Anel Avenger
>>585843198Calm down Alanna Swiftriver
>>585843221they're all losing their jobs within 60 days. Microsoft gonna completely clean house with them. screenshot this.
>>585843198Yeah all 10 of you playing on your meme server
You did pick the PvP ruleset, right anon?
l got my names reserved!Shiddy TiddyDigger Nick, in honor of the new Tom Cruise movie “Digger”and Nuck Figs!
>>585843358i'll give you a load..
>Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected >Disconnected
>>585843315ACK!
Asmongold...Asmoday.... Do you think this is a coincidence?
>>585843358you cant use titles like that they're all banned, no using "Wizard", "Archwizard", "Knight", "Sir", or any of those so good luck
>nearly a fgull hour after scheduled time>advertised preorder thing nonfunctional
>>585843396cope
Why can soda have Gay in his name, but if I try I get banned?
>>585843127Did it back in 2019 too, didn't stop me from both getting Rank 14 and Scarab Lord.
>>585843406Nah I'm white and I learned my lesson from 2019.
>>585843287You cant take names with throbbin in it anyway, i tried to get throbbin robin.
>>585843104>no chin whatsoever>manlet>gross Italian pedophile facial hair>screechy grating low test voice Can’t put my finger on it mate
>>585843279I'm in but now it's the faction imbalance bull shitpvp eu horde
>didn't get hocus pocus, zig zag or motor head:(
>>585843280Just means the name is in the restricted list; you can't use it in forename or surname. Lots and lots; some more arbitrary than others.
>>585843461you paid money for this by the way
>No realms availableI'mma 'bout to snap.
>>585843474because hes actually gay and youre just trolling
access to this realm requires a valid license kek
>>585843413Are you in the same guild as Nill Kiggers?
For once i managed to get in after maybe like 10 minutes, all the good shit was taken. My bro and some other mates were all on discord, two of them got in within the first 2 minutes. One guy is still around 40 minutes later letting us know he still cannot connect..It's so shit, you plan your whole schedule around this moment (4am for us) make sure you're updated & subscribed incase they require active game time, all to get fucked because pure RNG let some people in earlier and they grabbed highly sought after names for an alt they won't even touch. Really great
I DONT BELIEVE ANY OF YOU WHO SAY YOU GOT IN
>>585843406I'M FUCKING TRYING TO!
>>585843536this nigglet dates a hot european cunt, how is this nigga gay
>>585843406I made 1 alt on horde, but I'll be maining on PvE.
>>585843483wow 8.18% crit chance… riveting…
>>585843573there are plenty of people who have clearly made characters and posted screenshots
>queues are falling>still can't get inI paid $80 for this shit wtf
>>585843483>Touch of ChaosYou know that shit never dropped for my guild ZG runs for like 10 weeks straight
If I don't get in, servers are being perma--DDOSED on the 4th, simple as
Are names per region or per region and mode
at first it was telling me faction imbalance but i just stayed on that screen and it let me create 5 mins later
>>585843570I'll just refund it and not care like the last 309 classic relaunches and variations
I'm right about to go the fuck to bedFuck this shit
>>585843358>bragging about barely being able to bench 275
If i delete my names to switch faction are they gonna get Sniped?
RP-PVE realm never showed as available to me :((( are they forcing me to RP-PVP
>>585843667per region and mode
>mfw reading all the 'reee!'lol
>>585843667Per region and apparently one name for all rulesets. Or at least they said PvE and PvP share them. Maybe RP-PvE and RP-PvP as well
>>585843647refund status: unavailable
Ya'll niggas WEAK, complain when it's been 3 hours minimum. You won't survive launch lmao
someone needs to make a list of all gaytreamers servers, which one did they pick, so we can avoid them
>>585843647I technically got what I wanted the War3 campaign and beta (less so), this is just for shits ang giggles as i'm rolling rp.
>>585843545Yo I know that guy!
>there are people in this very thread that downloaded the curseforge app
>>585843458Damn i guess I’ll just grab another rp sounding name
>>585843814Yeah. Me.
>>585843721this name res period lasts for a long time, just wait broski
>>585843814oh noooooanyways
"paid for early name reservation only for servers to be utterly nonfunctional on launch" award. My fault for being retarded
>>585843536But I like cocks and jerking off with nonnies...
wasn't classic 2019 like completely unplayable for at least 10 hours when it launched?
>>585843104https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_G7-opxBLQ
Lets get a honest name rate going. What names did you get, Anon?
>>585843570If you're the kind of person whose names were taken in 10 minutes you must be one of the most uncreative memelords. Like what were you after? Edge Lord? Meme Master? Master Baiter?
EU FRIENDS WHICH RULESET AND FACTION?
>>585843814Israel is our greatest ally for decades anon.
>>585840028>>585840028>>585840028>TO ENSURE COMMUNITY INTEGRITY AND PREVENT IDENTITY THEFT, WE CREATED A SHORT "BUFFER" PERIOD TO ALLOW HIGH PROFILE WHITELISTED MEMBERS OF THE COMMUNITY TO RESERVE NAMES>TO ENSURE COMMUNITY INTEGRITY AND PREVENT IDENTITY THEFT, WE CREATED A SHORT "BUFFER" PERIOD TO ALLOW HIGH PROFILE WHITELISTED MEMBERS OF THE COMMUNITY TO RESERVE NAMES>TO ENSURE COMMUNITY INTEGRITY AND PREVENT IDENTITY THEFT, WE CREATED A SHORT "BUFFER" PERIOD TO ALLOW HIGH PROFILE WHITELISTED MEMBERS OF THE COMMUNITY TO RESERVE NAMES>TO ENSURE COMMUNITY INTEGRITY AND PREVENT IDENTITY THEFT, WE CREATED A SHORT "BUFFER" PERIOD TO ALLOW HIGH PROFILE WHITELISTED MEMBERS OF THE COMMUNITY TO RESERVE NAMES
>>585843889but streamers can get in!
>>585840825Big Nose
>>585843919PVE ALLIANCE
>>585843721if they are good ones then yes, you have days for this though so you can just wait for a couple days then switch over at a weird time
>>585843906An OnPatchouli Knowledge
>>585843406I reserved a name from there but I'll probably be playing on PvE.I don't have the time to keep up with the progress so I can compete in world pvp. I have like 5 other games I need to play too.
>>585843928It's not real
>>585843718Damn you really put me in my place haha. My max is 330 though hehe
>>585843906Groidslayer Sixsixsix
>>585840028>>585843928Nobody cares, and its expected anyway for modern online games. Plus nobody even cited this post yet.
someone literally stole my rp name from the betatruly disgustingfuck blizzard
lmao the racial changes aren't even in the game yet
nice
>>585840825My real first name + Bank
>>585843964Hi Sillu
>>585844035>>585844035>>585844035>>585844035
>>585843750can i eat you
>>585843891yeah. geniuses like me waited one day and got clean, pserfless and streamerless servers
turd worlders falling for fake images again huhdon't even need AI
Soooo who got Six Seven?
@@@@ EU BROS @@@@HORDE PVP IS UNLOCKED JUST MADE MY THREE CHARS
>>585843889any *content* of her, anon? pls
>>585843919PvE HordePvP Horde!!!
>>585840902>Having your main character have an unoriginal name
>>585842749I got back in to find out the name was takenoh well it probably went fast, the name was Vin Venture
>>585844023oh thank goodness it was just a joke, those changes were fucking horrible, i'm glad they were just messing with us
>disconnected 40 times in a row>get in>click realm>no realms available>kicked back inHAAHAHAHAHHAAHA IM GONNA HAVE TO KILL SOMEONE TODAY I GUESS HOOOO HEE HA
The best thing about forever is it will finally get all of you retarded mongoloid faggots who been poisoning the game for years finally out of my game and out of retail wow. go to your streamer containment zone and stay there. never come back.
>>585844031>paid blizzard money just to advertise to everyone what a loser he isactual clown playerbase
holding my game open hopefully to gatekeep the queue for a bit
>>585842337horrible
>>585844146don't be mad that I got in, friend
>>585843990>I'M 6'>I'M 6'>I'M 6'>I'M 6'
I can pick PvP but not RP
>>585844102>chud is upset he can't be a leechahahahaha
>character creation timed out
So happy I got my childhood nickname and Anabolic
>>585843962Its region locked right so I can do it at 5 AM or something
>this faction is currently unavailableAre you skullfucking me
>>585844354Im getting this msg on my client
>>585843635Hint is in the name.FR gear for a saph pug, Pre TBC launch when titles actually dropped.One of the only pics I have that shows off the title.
got mine
>>585844524I can select every realm except RP-PvE, just says unavailable
>>585844459thats me btw - horde pvp
>>585844689>not Flat Earth
>>585844715niggerlips
got in and got my names with no issues
>>585843906Fourteen Eightyeight
>>585844771it was my first but it was taken, and apparently "conspiracy theorist" is forbidden. heaven sent also taken
>got like 8 chiikawa related names and 5 sanrio onesdamn I'm gonna make some BANK off of egirls.
>>585845003maybe you will recoup the cost of 5 collector edition
Awesome, finally got in an hour later and all of the names I wanted are gone. So glad I paid for this. Get raped to death aggrend.
>>585843906Dairy Dose as a tauren.
>>585839940>greenback opinion
>>585843483>r14 and scarab lord>hes actually tryign to flex r14 and scallop lordBAHAHAHAHAHAHA as if that required any kind of skill at all, ur bad and ur race is dogshit made for boomers and fags, come back when u have a glad title or something kid
>>585843906Speed Run and Hit Box
Rate the name I got for my main
>>585845621>warlock>chad7/10
damn it
Who got Looks Maxx?
>>585845003you're retarded if you think any western girl knows the name of the chiikawa characters. it's performative
>>585845726Oh, I'm remaking it as a different class later. I just picked it randomly to lock in the name
>>585845813If you think 90% of the world won't be playing on ams then you missed classic launch, I'll sell to the chinese and SEA girlies.Trust me this is not my first rodeo.
>>585845621hey the, can you summon the healer
>>585843906
>>585845940china and taiwan have it's own wow forever. sea don't have any money, nor are they egirls that play wow
>Character creation has timed outGive me my fucking reservations.
>>585841272Of course
>>585845353>likes female led metallmao troon
>>585843906Robert Frostbolt
horde>guild with irl friend + others from my country>always played horde>nigger hut city>shit leveling expalliance>play solo>cozy leveling>cozy citywhat do I do
>>585846841>horde>>guild with irl friend + others from my countrystay with the browns
Ok making a char pve alliance on EU.
nobody wants this one? i'll take it. thanks claude
>>585845621It's on The (pronounced 'theh'), everyone stack on The. C'mon big heals on The.
>>585845621>Chad Senior>Chad Junior
>>5858456212/10
>>585847821should have made a rogue with the name evisceration notice
surprised this wasn't taken
>>585846297I'll just ask you to read my post again.China/taiwan have their own servers for everything, that does not stop them from shitting up american servers because they're (usually) more tended to.Look at maplestory classic, over 70% of the players are chinese or korean and they have their own servers, lmao.
was too slow for Chuck Norris , but I got the next best thing
>>585842347gnomes should've looked like this
>just want to play horde>just want to pvp>"faction imbalance"Fuck
>>585852469>AnriettaJaps are retarded bro
