>Latest patch:https://www.playdeadlock.com/cityneversleeps>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/https://deadlock-api.com/>Unofficial CompetitiveNewshttps://edl.gg/https://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>585818398
balance patch today
>another game>another baba that buys plated at 15min, juggles barriers, and takes zero damage the rest of the gamethis bitch needs to be vaporized
What's the counterplay to teammates fighting alone 1v6 in enemy jg?
Balance patch never
>>585848991give me THE FUCKING BALANCE PATCH YOSHI
People actually play the game like this btw
>>585849146There fucking better, what the fuck's taking so long?
Sex with Venator
I want a big game hunter who showed up because there's like 32 prize trophies in one place
LETS GO RUSSIA
where da conventionally attractive feral canine hero
>>585849221they HAVE to add the halloween stuff. they just CANT patch the game until thats ready. so you must endure this shit meta for just a while longer sweaty
Sex with Rem and then RK and then dumping Krill off a cliff and then sex Mo and then Billy
>>585848991>Get a Deadlock invite>Try out a bunch of heroes against bots>Time to kill is abysmally slow>The only way you can get any kills is if your entire team jumps on someone and dumps everything on themIn all my years of playing competitive games, I've never seen one so dogshit. I'm convinced that people only play this ironically because they jerk off to the characters. Super Monday Night Combat was better than this trash heap.
>>585849423yeah thats a report
Objectivity correct tier list
>>585849619>jerk off to the charactersWhy the fuck would anyone waste their time doing that here instead of in Marvel Rivals with actual good models to jerk off to?
>>585849658victor has one of the most synergistic and interesting kits in the game
Rem is so fun theres always more to improve upon
I HECKIN LOVE RUSSIA IN MY GAMES SO FUN 0 COMMS 0 GAMEPLAY
>>585849156no dude it's totally fair that she can have 600 spirit power while most heroes cap out at like 160
Does the game allow you to queue as a party of 5?
if you see baba just switch to gun duh
Combine Vyper's daggers and delayed damage venom into one ability Give her a new ability and don't have it be fuckass autotargeting slop
i play these heroes
>>585849619overwatch man plays moba for the first time
>>585849202okay but minesweeper overlay is qol because you could just open a separate window of minesweeper
>>585850090got it, gun kelvin coming right up
>>585849654I've never, NEVER seen a game where the movement is this broken, but it just LOOKS and FEELS so goddamn slow to use. Like the movement-feel in this game is actually fucking abysmal compared to indie titles. INDIE TITLES.
>>585848775Shoulder charge, flamedash + cocktail oil, most of Sinclairs kit, i would say all of Solomans kit but it's significantly better done in ERBS, Apollos Rekka, I'm sure a lot more but I'm not home and not opening a fandom wiki on my phone
>>585850218>is that the anti spirit hero GRRRRR I only play spirit grrrrrr
Just had some poor sap play his first game ever against apollo and he did not sound happy about him
is deadman danny good?
I've noticed the Deadlock Reddit is less and less about the game and more and more about gay shit, shipping, etc.I also know that big streamers like Moistcritikal and other complete faggots like Datto are now getting into Deadlock pretty heavily.This is all to say, we unironically had it as good as it's ever going to be and in the next 12 months this game is going to be infested with dogshit streamers and complete fucking shitters even moreso than right now
sir your celeste for the evening
>>585850148I stopped playing Overwatch long before the "sequel" happened. You can shove your agenda up your ass, because there's better mobas out there.
>>585850235Move Violet to the top and Rem, Mo/krill and Chessnigger to the bottom and I agree
>>585850306the fact that they made an anti spirit hero but no anti gun characters tells you where this game is going in terms of balance
>>585849423i actually used this the other day to escape a royal futtbucking from 5 people when i was playing Harrowthere are weird ledges like that hidden all over the place
>>585850235Ok redpill us on Mo if this isnt a joke
>>585850294>all of solomon's kitnope>shoulder chargeisn't that magnus? >rekka, infernus oil all ideas done before in league and dota
>>585850382one of the best pub stompers in the gamesuffers against coordinated teams that understand how to counter him
>>585850425>>585850452>mo & krill>0 skill?
>>585850393liiike...?
I will eternally kneel if I see actual Silver buffs in the next patchBut I know in my heart that it will never ever happen
>>585850393oh xhes boilin'
>>585850306THERE'S NO DRAFT HOMBRE
>match ends>mvp hero doesn't say the funny linewtf fix this bug
>>585850502you press 1, you have 8000 health, you can pair your 1's lifesteal with other lifesteal items, your 2 is free mobility that helps you shuffle across the entire map, your 4 makes you into a pick monster and your 3 is annoying to deal with; ALL of his moves can be easily used with little aim required, what more is there to say?
>>585850539how about deadname tranny and violet buffs? >>585850432we need even more antispirit characters, maybe even an m1 one. spirit/aoe slop is out of control
>>585850502Infinite healing, burrow doesn't follow the games rules + gives damage reduction and hitbox changes, 8 second disarm, free kill every ult with the only requirement being that you use your fucking microphone. 0 skill.
>>585850649>>585850721Uh oh M1gger melty!
>>585850462Magnus isn't a shoulder charge wall stun, so no, >all done beforeNotice how you didn't list examples, because they don't exist.
>>585850432mo has free disarming hex and graves has a drain WD passive >>585850617hero switch
>>585850502possibly the most point and click character in the game with very little legitimate skill needed to get significant value out ofthe hardest part about mohamadeen is having the bare minimum map knowledge to be able to gank
They should buff Rat King
>>585850710instead of making more characters that keep people from playing the game (LIKE THE GAME IS IN DESPERATE NEED OF THAT, YEAH SURE MAN) how about we just nerf aoe radiuses in general, and make abiltiies more skill and aim-dependant to use?>>585850804I play viscous
>>585850804But I main Paige, Calico, Pocket and Graves, I don't struggle against Krill
>>585850824infernus flame dash resembles singed's poison carpet and the oil cocktail is just batrider's oil without actually spraying shit. riven has a spammable rekka.on top of that, I still have no idea what ERBS even is. is that "eternal battle"?
>>585850862which is ironic because a lot of this game's problems would be solved if it were a top-down, point to click moba instead of a third-person shoulder-view hero shooter moba
>>585850862>>585850878>>585850928M1gger cope! KEK
>>585850825>hero switchstandard (the mandatory prerequisite to unlocking new heroes in ranked)
>>585850878>how about we just nerf aoe radiuses in general, and make abiltiies more skill and aim-dependant to use?spiritsissies will not like this one, so never ever
>>585851005how is graves an m1gger? larptard
>>585850642I love sauna pics. I went to a sauna recently and it was german style so it was etiquette to undo your towel. Saw some nice milf bush
>>5858506420.3 seconds later a group of big, fat, hairy, smelly _____ men walk in...
>>585851004you can go and play dota anytime doe?
>>585850306>Baba players when they hard counter 80% of the other team just by showing up
>>585851004That would also introduce a new problem. It wouldn't be fun anymore.
>>585851079Two of her abilities function off her M1 you disingenuous nigger
>>585851023>the mandatory prerequisite to unlocking new heroes in rankedunless....
>>585851106>_____dog (literal)
>>585851120re-read my post then evaluate what you just said and why>>585851167are you a street-brawlie?
>>585851124I mostly play melee or gun heroes, it's a test level thing
>>585851106Ixian
>>585851251>are you a street-brawlie?no
baba's gun got shanked and she's near useless outside of teamfights, so what's the issue here
>Got Harrow without using prior token AND without her set to high prioDid she get nerfed or did I just happen to queue at the exact moment where nobody is playing her
>>585849619There was a patch awhile back where they nerfed resistances and HP for reasons I can't remember and it was more miserable than high TTK. I'm not a huge fan of high TTK in Deadlock or in general as I think it ends in spamfests but low TTK just means spamfests that are shorter or nobody ever fights because they're down people or healing. There might be an elusive happy medium but I think they err towards high TTK as it is easier to balance around. Shorter, tenser games work with short TTK but Deadlock doesn't
>>585851314I mean why wouldn't point-and-click mechanics in a MOBA not feel appealing or fun to you when this game already has a lot of MOBA mechanics and point-and-click abilities to begin with? Is what I'm trying to say
>>585851325Anon teamfights are what decide the second half of the game.
>>585851251I'm even more confused because it comes off as a non sequitur
>>585851230
>>585851446Because the third person shooter mechanics make combat more engaging.
should I stop farming before the 20 minute markis there any reason why I should be farming after the 20 minute markwhat are the benefits of farming camps vs. farming troopers? I am just kind of shit at effectively farming in this game
>>585851365New hero shine is starting to wear off plus she's a hard support who relies on her team to win as she can't carry on her ownThis is good because that means I can play her more often
The list
>>585851439I just want a good middle ground. I don't want obscenely high TTK like tactical shooters, but I don't want TTK so low that it's a pillow fight.
why do russians like this game so much
>>585851635switch billy and rk around
>>585850382If they have characters that can do effective damage to you while you're in the air you are useless. If they do not you are effectively invincible
>>585851635Rat King and Rem don't wear pants. They're clearly null.
>>585851605You'll always want to be farming something in this gameNear a lane that's getting pushed? Clear those creepsTraversing the map while no teamfight is gathering? Break some boxes and clear some camps
I got my literal troon with a mic on my team and he was playing violet with the most gratingly whiny and loud comms imaginable.
>>585851680dota adjacent, free, gaben has a blood contract with the entire country of russia that forces them to play valve games
>>585851365>has one ability that rapes your team outside of organized play>need to aim>only ez button is her ult any normies will just go back to paige
>>585851635forgot celeste's horse cock
>>585851605participate in teamfights after the 20 min mark if you want to farm morehero kills will give you the most amount of souls in the mid-game to late-game, and solo kills can potentially turn you from whatever role you are into a carry
>>585851669>high ttkvery long fights, enemy takes tons of damage, arena shooters hero shooters etc>low ttk1 shot headshots, tactical shooters, siege cs valorant etc
Did Tuesday maintenance for Steam just nuke the servers?
>>585851771This isn't true according to my rem and rat king skins
>>585852018It's kinda fucking sad that the only hero that really likes hanging around with billy for no ulterior gain is the wattpad hero
>server picker to servers only in far Western Europe>match quality increases substantiallyKill all rusnigs and rusnig colonies
i thought trans people were supposed to be good at shootersi just played with 4 of them and hard lost because they couldnt play the videogame
>>585848991How much do I need to spend on a new steam account to play this game?
so slowing hex doesnt work against danny?
>>585851930>Hero shooters>High TTKMarvel Rivals has better TTK than Deadlock, and I fucking hate that game. Wake me up when Deadlock isn't a competitive pillow fight.
>>585851837Leave my unicorn princess wife alone please
>win 1 >lose 2>win 2>lose 3
>>585852018just realized how many g*nger characters are in the game, i'm gonna hurl
I JUST WANT TO PLAY HARROW EVERY GAMEEEEE YOSHI PLEASE NERF HER ALREADY
>>585851325You cannot beat her in lane as a spirit hero. The way her spirit steal was implemented is just atrocious. OD can steal your int but the cast range on that shit is like 2 feet
>>585852271you have to hit him with it when he's overheating
>play standard>get matched against an eternus one trick violet playerWHY IS THIS FAIRWHY THE FUCK DOES THIS HAPPENFUCKING NIGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>585852281deadlock is specifically designed with no instakills, all the high damage stuff is either DoT or with a lot of preamble and exposition because it's not a hero shooter
>>585852251nothing?you can play right now
>>585852426also she can make your spirit into negative spiritlike why, yoshi? what the fuck is that? this game's balance is meaninglessly aids at times
>>585852281>aoe invincibility healslop simulator>not a pillow fight
>>585852524>aoe invincibility healslop simulatorare you talking about marvel rivals or deadlock both of their games balance is so ass I get the two confused sometimes.
>I am 5-10 in my last 15Its actually depressing in some of these games. Literally cannot be this hard to stop feeding and click some fucking buttons. I really should be abusing all the new heroes that are in literally every match still.>>585852271Both Knockdown and Slowing Hex are worthless and Phantom Strike is bugged cause it won't pull him to the ground.
How much of a sad sack of shit do you have to be to wake up in the morning and be like>Yea, today i'm gonna play McGinnis!You don't play her because you think she's cool.You don't play her because you think she has "sick gameplay"You pick her exclusively because you wanna be the most annoying piece of shit imaginable to both the enemy and your own team.Genuinely off yourself.
south american bros, what the fuck is going on in ranked?>if you dont participate in the forced teamfight you lose>if you split push, the enemy will always have one player to counter you, or you wont do much impactI am being forced to fight by my 14/14 yamato/vindicta/solo nigger every single time.What's wrong with brazilians
>>585852661*walls you*
Think I'll play some McGinnis today.
Venator does no damage bros
when playing as harrow it's kinda funny to watch as my 2 keeps someone alive only to murder them on its own, and they just ragdoll lifelessly to the ground
>If you use Arcane Surge as Harrow while having her healing shots toggled on, the heals will benefit from the 20 spirit power until the buff runs out or you use another abilityInteresting...
>>585851669I agree but I also think that we have to recognize that we're operating in the realm of hypotheticals when we say a good medium. That would realistically involve bringing damage and health numbers down and Valve doesn't like to do either in big swings, much preferring small trends that make it really hard to tell because of natural noise in data. There might not actually be a happy medium, and it could very well be that you just have alpha striking everyone or pillow fighting. This being an alpha/beta I'd love for them to experiment with it, but every time they overtly try an experiment they run facefirst into the problem of tying people-s e-peen to the balance by releasing ranked in a barely open beta. What I'm saying is given our realities, I have to admit the TTK being high is the preferable of two evils
I always play random hero
>>585852661I CAN'T LET THE TURRETS HAVE ALL THE FUN
Get used to it: this is gonna be happening all night.
>>585852626deadlock is heading in that direction with paige rem harrow etc. and it's obviously deliberate and intended by yoshit, there's a reason he has more hours spent playing rivals than working on deadlock
how it feels to play warden this patch
>>585852883truly, the only fair, balanced, and honest hero in the entire game
seriously why can't get hero shooter or moba games get their balancing right besides like, maybe 2 games ever
>>585849619>only way to get kills is [overly exaggerates]people who do this are mentally stunted
>>585852940de wanna wanga
Protect me Lancelot!
>>585849619play something worse with an EOMM /v/tard, you'll feel better about yourself then
>>585853119why does paradox have an stg44
>>585853119why does this gen like paradox and silver so mu-oooooooh. oh ok. now I get it. NOW I get it.
at least you guys don't understand what raging russians are screaming, it's worse listening to complaints and understand what they're saying...
>>585853183thats not paradox thats chrono
I'm thinking about Graves
>>585853119>Finally had a good Paradox on my team>Didn't realize i had a Paradox on my team until she got MVPWeird character.
>>585853264Let us think about her together.
Check out what anon bought!
literally what do you even do against danny
>>585853223Because we're straight men who like attractive women?
A key element of fascism is making it appear that the entire world is organized against your group when in fact you are in the most powerful and advantageous group in society. Infernus, wraith, haze,solomon and calico players are a textbook example of this phenomenon
>>585853360slowing hex and kill him
>>585853332[Murray from Exotic Erotics]
>>585848991Imagine this:>You're a dork who's been crushing on that cute art hoe in the night art class you signed up for.>You finally gather up the courage to ask her out on a date, only for the professor to announce tonight's life-drawing session.>The door opens, and in comes Victor: a huge, tall, pale, handsome monster of a man wearing nothing but a towel around his hips.>All the girls look excited, while the guys are nervous.>Professor: "Alright, everyone, this is Victor. He's volunteered to be our life model tonight! Since not everyone here has done life studies before, Victor will be wearing a towel.">Cute art hoe: "Umm, Professor? Well, thank you for considering the students' comfort, but I think we're all adults here. We can handle... full-frontal nudity." *She smiles, biting her bottom lip.*>Professor: "In that case, if Victor's fine with it...?">Victor: "It's fine." *He drops his towel, and everyone gasps.*>Not even half-hard, Victor's long, stitched-up cock hangs heavy and swings.>The girls are visibly soaking their panties while the guys look away in shame.>The art hoe twirls her hair and giggles.>tfw Victor won without even trying
>>585853360Your Knockdown?
>>585853119hedih teh grennidge
>>585853403yeah let me slowing hex his ass up 15000m in the air oh wait he stunned me and ulted me for 4000 dmg through 40% resist
Is this supposed to be balanced?
>>585853183Cause it's idea sketching and the setting idea was 1940's weird science occultism
>>585853232i see more spicsgreat tradegy of online gaming you either have to deal with the spics or the slavs no matter where you go
>>585853436Knockdown does not work against him.
>>585853397I played pocket once and it didn't feel good, is he strong actually
>>585853410Not reading that, violettroon
>>585853465works on my machine
>>585853465youre unable to grow with that mentality, unlucky faggot
>>585853410Why are you getting cucked in your own fantasies
>>585853410my patron wish would be for monogamy to end...
>>585853036and what's your idea of balancing
>>585853397They really need to do something about radiant regeneration
i don't think deadlock is fun anymore when playing standard but maybe that's just me...
>>585852903Is that Dirk??
>>585853436Used it on this broad cause I thought it'd be funny
>>585853471radiant regen nerf will put her in her place
>>585853403>hold slowing hex till you hear the overheating but right before he presses 2What a shit counter
I need a naked Venator mod
>>585853701that's cause u lost
>>585853471>67k soulsHow long was the game?
>>585853638i mean hypergamy fuuuck now I sound like a cuck
>>585853704yes...
I liked Paradox better when I thought she was a dullahan.
>>585853782>tryhard sweaty phantom smurf violet and holliday in standard against a bunch of emissariesyou don't say...
>>585853410Paige, stop posting your fantasies while fingering yourself!
>>585849619>rivals refuge tries out a mobaStay gone
>>585853773>Guy who made the lash and abrams one teased a venator one>he never finished itfuck that guy
/ourguy/ surefour just came online to mog on m1 Harrow again
>>585853921If you win it'll be fun again :D
>>585853981>"muh agenda"Rivals was shit and I only played a few days of it.
>>585853410do you guys think victor actually wants to fuck any of these bitches lusting for himdoes his cock even work
>>585853601You think you can outcharm Victor, who doesn't even try?
lf dada for standard on na must stroke my belly n call me his boyprincess
>>585853410>Victor is completely oblivious and wondering why all the girls are looking at him funny
>>585854190yes and it's actually not even a human cock as his creator thought it'd be funny to give him a non-human one
niggas be like
>>585853410Read this in Paige's voice btw
>>585854320hes dead not retarded
>>585854190He would if they ordered him, since he likes taking orders from assertive women, and a little electric shock would fix any undead ED.>>585854348Imagine if it was a horse cock...
>>585854190>does his cock even workonly works when he activates jumpstart
>>585854348*gulps*What kind of cock is it...
>>585854315disgustin post
So, is Graves a natural when it comes to the dead or is it just the lich's power?
>>585852661Cucking people with walls is some of the funniest shit in the game.
>>585853410BBC addict coded post.
>>585854539Seven says she has talent whatever that means
marvle rivals = ban black playersdeadcock = elevate trans playerswhat way, white man?
>>585854539I think her ability to communicate with the dead is her natural power, the rest is because of the lich
Fuggit/dlg/ shape tierlisthttps://poal.me/gbg3zd
>>585854315Steam id?
>>585854534it's a horse cock... not like he can have a sheath and most non human cocks require a sheath so...
>>585854536FUCK U BITCH U R NOTHING
Are there any normal women(real not trannys) that play this game? All the real girls I meet on here are fucking weird or retarded, and even if they seem normal at first they have some weird healslut kink or some shit like bitch I'm just tryina duo this isn't overwatch
>>585854693both games and gay people in general hate black people and other minorities, that's why on all the yuri deadlock sites there is literally no black people kek
>>585853410Do you think his creator gave him pubic hair, or is he all smooth?
>>585854693third way league = ban everyone
>>585854860i played with a real woman but she only plays mina and violet
>>585854642>bbc addict Not real and something pushed by isreal bots.
>>585854860of course there are girls who play the game but you sure as fuck wont find them on here
>>585854763You can't go wrong with the circle. never
>>585854539I think it's implied that she can naturally communicate with the dead and that she definitely has potential in the necromantic arts, but everything we see her do in game is with the assistance of the Lich hand
Is it true that there're lots of transfolk playing this game? Are you guys trans too?
>>585854860>>585854315
>>585854763aoeslop game with its EOMM is so boring we gotta do this typa shit to stay engaged
>>585854860Are there any homos who play this game?
>>585854693>ban black players I dont keep up with marvel rivals what happened?
>>585855027I spiritually identify as a white woman for a very specific reason does that count?
>>585854934red flag red flag RED FLAGABORT ABORT ABORT
>>585853410Genuinely how do you cope?
>>585853856
>>585855027>homosexual image>thinks about tranniesChecks out
>>585854693To the psych ward so they can put you in a padded room.
>>585853754Don't forget, your hex has travel time!
>>585855208A rope and a high enough tree branch.
>>585852374This had better lead to hot gay sex
I was wondering how Celeste managed to slide while doing the splits across asphalt without hurting herself.Then I remembered it's because she canonically has a Horse pussy, and it's just really durable.
>>585855216So wait is >>585854860 one too?
>>585855212What would that shape turn into if you cum inside her womb
>Guess the hero:Tip, not a support. 45 min game.
balanced
just looked on ebay to get an rtx 5090 for deadlock and yupjust gonna stick with AMD I guess, because 5,000 dollars for a parts-only (non-working) GPU is actually fucking crazy lol
>>585855458vindicta
>>585855458Used to always be an infernus
>>585855498thats a lot for u?? AHHAh
>>585855458Wraith
>>585855458trooniday
>>585855326not only that but she can also have a maregasm on command so when she slides she does that and releases a torrent of lubricating liquid allowing her to slide harmlessly!
>>585855558ask why does he look japanese and it will spit out an answer that fits that retardation too
>>585855468Uhm... Violet upplayers? What the FUCK is this? I thought she was OP>>585855528How the fuck did you get that first try????>>585855614>>585855650No dice.
>>585855212Womb womb womb womb uterus womb babybaker womb cumdump, semen receptacle, ovaries, womb, baby pouch...
>>585855713He doesnt look Japanese to me though
>>585855694>a torrent of lubricating liquid allowing her to slide harmlesslyThat was the other joke I was gonna makeA magically glittery snail trail
>>585855718shrimple, i was the vindicta
>>585855718Just thought of someone with terrible aim and she popped up in my mind
>>585855634for a paper weight yeah
>>585855796would you say that if you ate breakfast this morning?
>>585848991Pop quiz time, /dlg/Refer to picrel(You) are about to respawn. Which lane do you zip down, and why?
>>585855337https://voca.ro/1lB536KnBiaU
>>585856042Mid, cause i'm not a sheeple and choose my own way.
>>585856042blue and take the guardian
>>585856053wtf warden browses /dlg/??
>>585855938u r mad as fuck
>>585856042green ofc gotta make sure my team wins that fight
i got that dlg porcelaingirl guy on my team
>>585856053
>>585856042MidThe Geist ran in and died 3 times in lane and yelled at me for not helping her and /dlg/ told me brooling is bad
>>585856042me as a graves will go blue and push walker and force someone to deal with me
>>585856027I see your IQ is too low to understand the implication. So allow me to spoonfeed you. I asked Grok that because he looks Brazillian to me. If Apollo looked Japanese, I wouldve asked him the same. But Apollo doesnt look Japanese to me.The problem is you trying to enforce your own opinion and getting mad at receiving pushback. Conclusion: Grow the fuck up.
>>585856042Depends on if Geist has ult or not. If she does she wins that rift solo, then I can go blue. If not I'm going yellow to secure rift. Green can fuck itself, retarted broolers pre Guardian falling.
Friend told me that Abrams isn't a completely braindead hero is he capping?
>>585856042>Go yellow>Victor and Geist survive so long the rift fades, the fight is pointless>Go green>It's a moshpit BROOL for no reason, even if we win diluting the souls among 5 people is pointless>Go blue>By not reinforcing either yellow or green, my teammates get pissed off and tilt while spamming pings and complaining on allchatI see that the double sinners is up, so I go take that instead
>>585856152grrrr I'm pipin hot mad yeah, bares fangsbetter not mess with me nvidiakek
>>585856319ai will validate any belief you have about non-politcal things.
>>585856226MINA SHOOT THEM. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>>585856042Blue, clear wave, grab movement buff, kill Spictor, take walker for free
>>585854642can you not post great things on 4chan?gatekeep better.
>>585856226What did Rem do to deserve this?
>>585855498GPU market is a fucking embarrassment right nowwe can't even run most games from like 10 years ago at 240fps, 4k; despite all the recent and big advancements in GPU technology
>>585856464example
>>585856226He did his own teams doubles then fed it to the enemy Haze. Now Holliday will lynch him.
>>585856042I steal all the sinners while everyone else is distracted.
>>585856464>ai will validate any belief you have-ACK
>>585856602It's okay, Bebop is just going to grab Holliday anyways.
They should make a battle royal mode for deadlock. Would be kino unironically.
Started playing last week after seeing Rat King's cock and asshole art
>>585856820Yeah let's split development for the two people who want a Deadlock BR
Venator owes me baby-making sex.
>>585856781you got me anon
>>585856781Ai-kun never denied the gay sex. The only issue was the historical inaccuracy of the air drop in 1776.
>>585856896Valve stopped developing tf2, data 2, and csgo2 they got plenty of devs
>>585856896>>585856820they're already working on deadlock kart
>>585856820>battle royaleYeah like Eternal Return Black Survival. Actually liked that game, but dropped cause friends stopped playing and finding a game in europe was impossible due to low playerbase.
a good holliday player is genuinely impossible to win against
>>585857018... who are free to work on whatever they like because that's how Valve operates.Look how the CS BR turned out, besides that market is dying now anyway. Fad is over.
>>585856219>porcelainGIRL>liberated TRANSEXUAL>still call him a guyYawn.
>>585857062haze and holliday are the most dishonest m1ggers in the game and it's fucking criminal that people don't put holliday in the same category as haze right now
A key element of fascism is making it appear that the entire world is organized against your group when in fact you are in the most powerful and advantageous group in society. Aoe spirit slop players and radiant regeneration abusers are a textbook example of this phenomenon
>>585856781>Whatever story you're telling is pure fiction.why is AI so gay and lame holy shit. why can't we at least get a cool cyberpunk future and not the gayest lamest dystopia ever?
>>585856820>queue into a game and die immediately >queue again and die 10 mins in>queue one more time, finally be the last 10 or so people alive, but fight someone who finds Shrink Ray or Seraphim Wings or luckshitted some other broken item/buff and kills meWow, seems like a lot of fun!
>>585857109>Look how the CS BR turned outThere's battle royale CS?
>>585857136Calling Holliday a m1gger lolHow is brick treating you? She's a pick character
>>585857265not in cs2 lmao
>1940s era>still no Nazi proxy character???
>>585856042DependsIf I'm playing someone who can push hard, I go blue and take the walkerIf Geist has ult up and doesn't have an abysmal score, she's probably fine on her own and doesn't need reinforcingIf I'm someone with a big teamfight ult that's off CD, I go green to try and put a stop to the brooling so my team gets back on trackBut all that being said, I'd probably gravitate to blue in the moment to stop the enemy's minions
I have to confess... I also play genshin and zzz.
>>585857002>>585857209You want facebook uncs reading schizo ai theories and shifting their political views around it even more?
>>585857265There was, it was called Danger Zone and was part of the update where CSGO went Free to Play. They didn't bother bringing it over to CS2, believe it or not. Came out, I want to say 2018-2019 ish?
>>585857441"play"
>>585857314Yes, her gun scaling is fucking bullshit
>>585856460notices ur fangs n freezes up yo ..!!? dude wtf chill i was jus pullin ur leg
>>585857581too lateprepare for rapelunges at you
Would this game be more fun/interesting if you only had AP to max out 2 out of the 4 abilities?What if all abilities had very strong, playstyle defining benefits in their last upgrade but you had to be deliberate and be forced to make sacrifices?
i like rat king because i can stall an entire enemy team at walker for 20 seconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnCJkbhMQykChat, is this aura?
>>585857634AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>585857672no that wouldnt be interesting you used to need to run urn to get enough AP and that sucked fuck off.
Zesty Jesus is making fun of us again....
Why did Battlerite Royale flop and die while Eternal Return thrives?
>>585857758fucking who
Delete one character to save Deadlock. Who you picking?
I miss playing Warden :(
>>585857837that fuck ass lizard or watevs
>>585857837Mohammed and Kareem.
>>585857837Rat KingInfernusWraithSo many decisions
Jerma said he has zero interest in playing this game when ster tried to get him to hop on deadlock.....
*paws at u* can you unnerf my barrels*paws at u* can you unnerf my barrels*paws at u* can you unnerf my barrels*paws at u* can you unnerf my barrels*paws at u* can you unnerf my barrels*paws at u* can you unnerf my barrels
>>585857672it'd be more fun with aghs
>>585857837Archmother.
>>585857837Baba. End of discussion.
>>585857812>one has anime and hot girls in it while the other doesn'tGeeeeee I wonder why?
>>585857837nurse troonrow
>>585857916yes because mobas are the living embodiment of sunk cost fallacy games that normalfags hate so much
>some player said "hang yourself">report immediately>insantly comm bannedwew ok good to know
>>585857916>guy who's 41 years old with health problems has no interest in playing a competitive mobawhoa>>585857967Battlerite had Jade and that Deer chick tho
>>585858041you are the problem
>>585857825popular tf2 fag tuber
>>585856820>street brawl except pick ults are the overpowered boogeyman instead of aoeslop ults
>>585857837Need this image with Abrams and Paige.
>>585854763HEXAGONBROS STAY STRONG
>>585857837Graves
cant wait for the next 6 new heros where they have victor 2 (immune to all antiheal)
Did the nerfening of the mouse monarch happen yet?
>>585857419WW1 didn't happen in Deadlock world
>>585858119if my YT channel was named Zesty Jesus I think I'd off myselfalso I do not care about jewtuber drama
>>585857837Calico. Just dont like her.
>>585858094Nta but after getting coms banned for spending solomans release day calling him Chessnigger I started reporting everyone. Constant feedback and instant coms bans mid match, it's a terrible system but now I don't speak and try to ruin it for everyone, and will continue to do so until Yoshit removes the dumbfuck filters
>>585858223The guys who want le epic nazi character don't actually play the game dont bother replying hope that helps
GAMES IS SAVED!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROO6inxLRV4
How hard is it to implement street brawl changes rat king, solomon, violet and baba are still instawins please do them right now
>>585857963her existence alone has worsened and narrowed the meta so heavily that m1ggers like rat king and haze get to buttfuck the meta even more than they already were
>>585858221devs must be on vacation or something
>>585857837mo and krill
>>585857837haze
>>585857837Violet
>american streamers complaining about matchmaking>european streamers complaining about matchmaking and russiansi'm pretty sure valve fucked something up this past week
>>585858276>"Deadlock is finally fixing Deadlock" in the title with "INSTALL" engagement bait thumbnailnot even AI is this tarded
>>585858221He doesnt need a nerf, he doesnt have any damage.
>>585858276>leaktuberi thought these died out
THE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS PLAYERS DID THIS NUKE RIOT,NUKE TENCENT
>>585858223Then how about a Prussian "RETVRN" type guy?>>585858274Eat shit
>>585858581horny..
>>585858452It's no secret the matchmaking got worse when they released the patch that "fixed" queue times. They seemingly loosened both the region and mmr restrictions.
>wake up>no violet nerf
>>585857837Wraith>Shit out AoE Spirit dmg>Gun hero with the most free m1gger steroid in the game>Unkillable do to having the an escape most brawler would kill their mother for having>Also hard CC ult because why noWraith player actually think they are playing a character that does everything for them.
>>585858452if the NAs and EUs complain about ur game's balancing all is well and most complaints come from dogshitsif the ASs start complaining about ur game's balancing ur game's balancing is dogshit
>>58585865151% winrate in top 10% elo hope that helps, she's barely getting touched, if at all.
>>585858779it's matchmaking and not balancing you dumb fucking esl retard
>wake up>no rat king nerf>no haze nerfjust another day of painlock
'member purple?
I really like Rat King except when the game goes past 35 minutes and I feel like I'm firing rubber bullets, not really that hard to kill and my team isn't making use of the ultimate. What am I missing here?
'eded tu bloo
>>585849658Isn't Rat King theoretically honest because he's as dishonest as his character design implies?>Calico in honest
Who's actually gay in this game (character-wise)? I only saw a whole of men and women implying they want to fuck, already fucked in the past, and heterosexual, suggestive, flirty lines.
What happens if bebop hooks Holliday who’s ulting, or hooks the target of the ult?What happens if Bebop hooks Dynamo ulting? Or MnK ulting?/the person being ulted?Please respond…
>>585858851MM has a part to play in the balancing of the game (individual matches) where teams are pitted against eachother, since it all goes through an AI algorithm they built into the matchmaker...
>>585858952the old map was inferior artwise... but i really miss its simplicity
>>585857441ok but do you think Howl is hot or?
Venator is the only honest M1
>>585858995drag holliday -> she stops ultdrag holliday target -> she stops ultdrag dynamo ult -> drags dynamo, ult continuesdrag mo and krill -> drags mo and krill, ult continues
What can be done to bring York up to visual parity with Broadway and Greenwich?
>>585858972maybe i'll be tracer
>>585858972nobody the yuri ships and gayships are all larp, and most "yuri" lines are hamstring-pulling stretches at best and comically large mountain gap stretches at worst
>>585858972Seven
>>585859074Honest about his love of men!
>>585858952Everytime I see this clip I just get more and more dumbfoundedLike he genuinely could not play that worse.He could've ulted, I guess, would be the only thing worse he could've possibly done.
There should be an MvM mode for Deadlock
>>585859074>only M1 with a hard stun>has fucking 2 of them>only character in the game with pure damageYea real honest
>>585859065Not particularly...
>>585854946>Not real>isrealMake up your mind
>>585859218werent they going to add some pve thing
>>585859402:////////////
>>585859218That's called Standard.
>>585858952>10 minutes>guardian with full hp (recording bug maybe)>Abrams in killstreakAmazing
Rem should take damage while his chudlings steal sinners
>>585859334>has 2 stuns?????
>>585858952Damn Shallow Grave plays like THIS???
>>585858972no one in the game is gay, lesbian, non binary, or transits literally all 100% fan headcanon
>>585859528your F key
>>585854673>>585854714>>585854979That's interesting, maybe she would get to that power level eventually but the Lich is just accelerating the process. Like Gon in Hunter x Hunter or something like that.
>>585859519I used a Rem avatar on vrchat and furries were like "aaaaaaagh PURE GOONSLOP"what the fuck
>>585859334a stun that requires you to be 2 feet in front of him the most counterable stun ability in the game that gets countered by working eyesightand a pure damage ult that gets countered by holding s and hiding behind terrainah yes, very op character yoshi pls nerf
>>585859557im gay for penis
>>585859557seven rearranged kelvins asshole tho
>>585859557Pocket is canonically non binary
is it dishonest to parry?
>>585850502>>585850862>>585851004>>585851005Ironically, their gun is also extremely fast and lets him get easy denies and secures. Possibly one of the most privileged characters in this game
>>585859612your posts are dishonest!!
>>585859631a lot of troons are furries, a lot of furries are troons / both of them have a LOT of pedophiles or soft pedo rings in their circles
>>585859612>>585859334esl trash
>>585859519Giving him raspberries on his tum tum tummy!
>>585858452I think they're trying to make queues faster and putting people from different regions together. I've seen quite a few BRs confused why they're on the american server.
>>585859649>downplaying this hardNot even trying to hide your obvious bias. Every M1 is countered by buying plated armor and juggernaut sorry they're all weak and dogshit
>>585859519>rem should be absolutely uselessgreat post
>>585859519>null crotchunf
>>585858972Kelvin I believe, possibly Seven though he's very much a conjecture>confirmed YuriCeleste>probably a bi disasterSilver, would fit>ViperSelf-explanatory
>>585859676They/them who don't even try to look sexless don't count, and everyone still uses male pronouns for him.
>>585859689No, but it is dishonest to just turtle and parry even on characters like Lawbringer or Warlord. It is neither fun for you or the enemy and it actually hurts your team(unless posted on a point) because you are missing out on potentially helping your team.
>>585859120Ty anon!
>>585859792>buys armor piercing rounds and spiritual overflowwhat now tough guy, eh? buy disarming? do it, I have indomitableproc my indomitable with silence wave? I get unstoppable
There are so many posers in this thread holy shit
>south americans on american servers>russians on european servers>russians on american servers>eternus players in standard versus new people to the gameBRILLIANT10/10!!!
>>585859519Rem should be fat.
I often find myself aimlessly roaming the map what should i do?
>>585859731>>585859631Most of them were likely just joking.
>>585860029Push lanes>but they will gank mePay the majestic leap tax
>>585859671The timeline doesn't fit, Seven was executed recently and Kelvin has been missing for multiple decades right?
>>585857837Mina
Qrd on why we don't host any inhouse lobbies anymore?
>>585859934>south americans on american servershonorary americans tho, most speak english and are well mannered.No BR monkeys too
>>585860172I think Kelvin has only been dead for a year or so, and they knew each other before Seven became Seven and Kelvin croaked.
Ooooh so Rem is called like this because of the rem sleep cycle
>>585859218MvM is awful and I've never seen anyone other than soibois play it.
>No naked Kelvin, Warden, Ven, Sinclair, Danny mods yet
>>585860094riiiiiiiiiiiiight
>>585859557unless authors straight up say "THESE TWO ARE GAY FAGGOT LOVERS" you'll have monkey retards like you saying "THEY'RE NOT GAY BRO" because autists are LITERALLY incapable of reading subtext unless it's blatantly told to them.
>>585860223nobody wants to host i guess
>>585860223(discord) troons, spergs, and schizos
>>585860172Seven has been laying low in the sewers awaiting The Ritual and owes Rat King for his accommodation
Where are the abrams nerfs?
>>585860417Stop making uooohhh posts.
>>585860223because they would launch with like 8+ people already inside of themmeaning they weren't inhouse, it was a failed discord server using the thread to fill their lobbies and that shit is both cringe and pathetic.
>>585860223They died initially because they kept being posted half-full++, which made it seem like it was just a Discord clique getting extra players from here to fill out the 12.Also supposedly people kept shuffling the teams until they were stacked with high ranks stomping low ranks.
>>585860476Press FRebuttalHealbane/Spirit Burn
>tune into several various american eternus streams>at least 1-2 non-americans every matchyo valve legit fucked something up holy shit lmao
>>585860326uh oh seems like someone rattled the local faggot
>>585857837rat king for sure>annoying to fight>sets a bad precedent and allows furries to get their foot in the game, he is literally just furrybait as opposed to characters like ivy and vyper who people like for non-furry reasons>patient zero of the new ultslop epidemic
>>585860326the subtext in question:>hey wanna grab a drink after the ritual?>sureit's the most casual non-flirty shit in the whole game, yet these are the foundations a lot of these yurships are built uponpathetic
>>585857812One neglected their main playerbase for a whole year for a new gamemode no one asked for and the other didn't
Abrams sneaked behind me and pushed me to his walker and i died
i HATE m1ggers but i still shoot (only in lane though) does that make me dishonest?
>>585860326>normal human interaction>"OH MY GOD THEY WANT EACHOTHER SOOOOOOOO BAD"this may come as a shock to you, but not everything is about sex or love
>>585860582In defense of those gays, plenty of people ship Silver + Venator which is the exact same conversation. It's not exclusive to yuri troons.
>>585860578we already lost to the furries when billy got voted in first last round
>>585859557Rat King is canonically gay for me.
>>585860702I think silver asking abrams for a drink has easily more flirty subtext in it than the venator + silver convo
>>585857924they aren't nerfed she's literally stronger and easier than she's ever been
>>585860558HE'S GOING FOR THE MATCHMAKINGSOMEBODY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP HIM
>>585860582not what i'm talking about you autistic illiterate retard.Seven and Kelvin and their plethora of lore, of which you revealed yourself to not even understand seen here >>585860172because againyou're an autistic illiterate retard. >>585860665>StrawmanI accept your concession.
>>585857837The fact there are so many different answers to this shows the game is in the best state of balance it could possibly be in btw
>>585860779That one does, I agree. But there are people shipping Venator Silver, off of just that line. Maybe a bit off of "Werewolf + Werewolf hunter" too, I guess. idk.
They should remaek Rat King, and instead of throwing rats he should spit bars and they should call him Rap King, i think it would'be cool...
>>585860819She is absolutely dog shit since her barrels got slapped. Everyone just cleanses it or debuff resists and you do no damage. You're just way worse Paradox with no carbine and some jump pads.
>>585860863>xitter sperging outamong other such cases
>MEDIA>LITERACYI have fatigue over this fucking term spouted off by every 80iq redditor
>>585859557Don't care
i've gone 3-6 today and im +300 pointsgreat rank system volvodid you ask chatgpt to design this one too?
>>585859676being non-binary and using they them aren't exclusive, the former is just a reach
>>585857837Graves.
>>585860731billy is a guy with a goat head and human from the head down, they got rugpulled like how rusnigs got rugpulled by baba this time. rat king gave them what they wanted
>>585860942The fact that I need to be literate in the media I watch like it's an important requirement is the most fake autistic shit ever.Obviously if you come from a background of literacy where you're able to read and write, you are able to understand text and subtext. It's the pre-teens with still-developing frontal-lobes that don't understand shit, yet they're usually the demographic that preaches such garbage.
>>585860650Here I come!
>>585861034I still like Billy just fine, especially since he gets fuzzified a lot in art anyway.
since i'm always on lane janny duty because my teammates are always retarded niggers dying in the jungle who else do i play than graves?
>>585860665WE LIVE UNDER REPUBLICAN FASCISMVALVE CAN'T HAVE OPEN GAY RELATIONSHIPS YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER
>>5858609569 games in one day is wild
>>585860863>THE GAME NEEDS TO BE GAY IT NEEDS TO BE GAY IT NEEDS TO BE GAYwoah dude take a chill pill
>eskay, eido and surefour are streaming>i only have two monitorswho do i pick bros
>>585861109Mirage, Rem
So is melee Apollo just a meme? As soon as they get debuff reduce/unstoppable/indomitable you do nothing
I may be a mass murderer but I would NEVER EVER EVER misgender Pocket.
>>585861109Seven
>>585861146/pol/ is thataway
>SEVEN LIKES HAVING HIS ANUS GAPED BY KELVINS HUGE NORDIC COCK>oh, how can you tell>SUBTEXT!!!!
>>585860952>three most heterosexual men in the game>have the most gay artEverytime
>>585861109>removed the filter over the characters either minimum settings (poor) or a SOVLESS individual
I want to like this game but it keeps having metas that are so unfun that it makes me not want to play it at all.
>>585861176why? thats like 5 hoursi've done several 15-20 game daysalso im unemployed atm so what are you gonna do about it
>>585861194surefour if you don't trooneido if you're gayeskay if you're a troonberg
>>585861232melee is a meme because parrying exists and thats a good thing
>>585861232you buy melee items and then pivot to spirit. 2 is a guaranteed heavy melee 100% of the time>>585861379retard
>>585861194how is that even a question?surefour.
>>585861338Abrams is very straight. Lash does flirt with women but also some men too. Venator is most likely a virgin and celibate.
>>585861379parries would be good if parries weren't so spammable intentionlly designed to be anti-whiff proof
>>585861362>what are you gonna do about itrecommend you do something that gives you a will to live
>>585858952The game kinda fucked him though. You see him pressing his 1 but it just didnt come out for some reason
>>585861476>5 sec cd>spammable(You)
>>585860936>>585861189>no argumentsit really is that easyI accept your concession
>>585861362>not having a life is uh... cool, actually!when was the last time you actually sit in front of the mirror and was honest with yourself instead of mindlessly consuming media everyday
>>585861556every 5 seconds in a 30-40 minute match where heavy melees throw you out of position, parries keep you in place, and parries have a 10 year window of closing time yeah
>*DING DING DING*
>>585861569playing games is about 1000x more interactive than doomscrolling or other passive media consumption like netflix, twitch or whatever floats your boati can't really do much more than apply for x amount of jobsfunny to see people on 4chan judging me of all places
>>585858952you now remember spirit drifter and if he was running that instead, the stalker's mark would have just killed vindicta
>>585861775GET 'EM MO
>>585861556if you do nothing but spam parries in a 40 minute match, you will have parried in that single match 2,400 timeswhich becomes even faster and more frequent if you get rebuttal
>>585861693>>585861907(You)
When does vegas stream?
>>585856042>double sinners is upfuck everyone else, i know where IM going
>>585857837Haze
>>585861775In here, I am king!
>>585860952B-b-b-based.
My max order on Harrow>1, leeches have good impact from skirmishes to BROOLS>4, overpowered as hell>3, heal>2, its conditional enoughThoughts?
I am the last straight deadlock player
>>585858952this is like that seven gif lmao
>>585862224max 4, then 3, then 1, 2 last
>>585862278I am the first straight deadlock player
im honestly not sure deadlock is a better game today than a month agowe need a fat fucking balance patch
>>585862278I wish.
throbbing doggy deadknot
>>585862332Why 3 before 1? The heal seems pretty middling until you have a good amount of items
I want to play Venator because I jerk off to him but I miss too many shots with his ult, is it a lost cause or can I just run a grenade build
>>585862224My guide says 3 > 4 > 2 > 1 so that's the correct order
>>585862480i win more when healbotting and ulting so 3 and 4 being maxed helps more
How do you even use Nurse 2? If I use it on a teammate it feels like im griefing and if I use it on myself it feels im putting a bullseye above me.
>>585858952Main carry farming, maybe next time. Shallow Grave you... blya, ty takoi bezdarnyi suka nahui na sevene. Stop playing Drifter, please, don't play this hero. Go play Makrill, blya, go play nahui, ya ne znayu, go play Holliday, blya. Don't play Drifter, this shit is not for you man. You don't know where to come in fights, you don't know what to do on map, you don't know how to lane, blya. You die 11 times on Drifter in 27 minutes nahui. You're autistic friend, blya. Need to do some game adjustments bro, it's not okay. Go play Marvel Rivals if you play like this, I don't know. This game is not for you for sure. Yeah, terrible impact, wow. Who would have thought... trying to kill vindicta into miss, into abrams slam blya, into macaill... yobanyi tvoi rot nahui
best heroes to play while listening to jazz? specifically Mingus
They gotta buff walkers. People are running it down at like minute 12 and diving under walkers far too easily. There is also way too much heal slop. Damage needs to stick more. I'm buying Healbane, Decay, Spirit Burn, you name it, it doesn't matter because there's so much fucking healing. Another gripe is that Harrow ult is such a joke. I main Dynamo and my ult has like a 3 minute cooldown, that retarded hero gets hers back every minute and it lasts longer and is arguably stronger. How is that shit fair? Every teamfight right now in the early game just sucks, because Rat King/Violet/Harrow are in every game and if the enemy team has them it's just GG for any rift or mid boss fight.
>>585862278grok make this into a real mod for me
>>585862480Maxing 3 makes using 2 on teammates viable and it increases the spirit scaling of your heal triple it's the most important upgrade to max aside from ult and should be prio when max ult loses it's invuln.>>585862597You healbot them with max 3 to extend the buff or use it to save someone (by healbotting them after)
>play standard>ivy and wraith duo
I am the second straight Deadlock player
BROS?!WHY DOES EIDO ONLY PLAY GRAVES?!
>>585850278wow, sounds pretty fair with a low execution threshhold
>>585862654walker rework is coming at some pointthe NYSE walker in particular is a total joke to take because of the pillars
>tf2 >dota2>deadlockWhy does valve's artstyle attract so many gays?
>Lady GeistSmash or nah?
>>585862891RR is perfectly normal on WraithShit heals 10k+ if you get capacitor
>drops the queen on a spot, dealing a shit ton of damage and stunning everything>he can do this as many as 5 times??>sometimes he only does it once or twiceSomeone who plays/understands solomon please explain how his ult works It seems completely random how many times the enemy solo does or can move the queen after dropping it.I just wanna know how to play against it or when its "safe" to go in because he can't move the queen again
>>585862990hardly any gays in dota
>>585862396Just buy radiant regen bro. It is basically the barrier to entry so that you can get back into the fight if you randomly get chunked by Solomon squares or a rat grenade.
>>585862450IN ME
>>585863062Most dota art is homoshit
Finished my calibration, 2w/6l, all stomps, even the wins.last game I lost and finished at 22 minutes.Fare to say I'm not playing anymore, see ya next update, or never I guess
>>585863062I don't play dota but I've seen a lot of bara porn of the characters dude it's pretty homo
>>585863130weird projection
How do I build Danny
>>585863081YOU MUTHA GET UP
>>585862949He decided to expose the cabal of downplayers
>>585863130most dota art is poorly drawn CM tits by some russian
>>585863064i am bro
>>585863171And you can't play standard, why, exactly?>>585863239>buildDo you not get green spike until Diviners? You should always get two t2 shield items, failing that, Enchanters + a shield item.
>>585863239>violetIn here, you are king.
make ivy's ult require a 2 second channel and remove the spirit/lifesteal buffs1.5x the cd of her 1 and half the inherent cdr, remove the spirit nuke from breaking the paint until t3 upgradeturn stun into a root until the t3 upgrade, remove the built in sustainher slide is mostly fine but needs a capped durationtotal characterization rework and new VA
>>585863239>complaining about the balancing of deadlock while winning with violet and radiant regenlmao
>>585863185Maybe stop looking for gay porn
>>585861775*PLINK*
>Violet on every single enemy teamthis is unplayable>show up>get run down and stunned by a target that will also regen a shit ton>ult makes every fight unplayable and it's always up because she doesn't have cooldowns>she's constantly picking up stats for everything
>>585863352Why is my wife catching strays
>>585863441FUAAAAARK if only there was an item you could buy to cleanse her 3 second channel stun off you!!!!
you guys complain about every character here
>>585863345It's not fun, complete stomps, rushdowns and to be fair, it's the same as ranked
>>585862990Valve is from Washington stateWashington state is full of faggotsthe fag culture of Washington state influences Valve's creative choicesThus faggots around the world recognize the inherent fagginess of Valve and have always flocked to their games
Hoodwink is the sole gatekeeper of faggotry from dota
>>585861109>always on lane janny dutythey need to make some changes so that managing the lanes doesn't feel like tedious bitch work>>585861289>something something IN HERE, I AM KING
>>585862990Dota2 barely gets any gay 34 at all. Its been years and my husbando Brewmaster still has no fucking art.
>>585862990lgbt community is overwhelmingly PC players
>>585863505she's a stone monster not your wife
>>585861289>nordicDude sounds g*rman and is a g*nger.
>>585863370"If you can't beat them, join them" -Sun Tzu, the Art of War
>>585863505lmaoi get their names mixed up 24/7 for some reason
>>585862998>mo and krill ult into danny ult into graves stun>wraith somehow survives this and teleports away
>>585863376But I love gay porn
>>585863669Dota gets no art that isn't slop
>>585862990Probably because at least until deadlock, upward of 80% of the roster for the first 2 were male characters
>>585863345i sold a shield item for kevlar because my team was terrible at taking walkersits oses build
i don't mind being a lane janitor but then my 5 team members always sperg out and rage at me for not dying with them in team fights
>>585863553Noone complains about Mirage
>>585863640Willow has been holding that flag way before that squirrel was even born
mo and krill is probably the most fun ive had in the game, he makes people so mad just by existingi need 2 other heroes like this asap
When will valve release the ps4 port?
>>585863980Lina*
>>585863986bepop, rat king
>>585863986You know you are targeted by a Fatwa by the Anti-Mohammed and Kareem faction, right?And you dare show your face here?
>>585863986mcginnis specifically turret mcginnis. its not quite that strong but causes psychic damage
>paige>rem>harrowThat's my 3 heroes
>>585849423*jetpacks after you* nothinn' personnell
>>585864353fuck you want?
My first or second ever game i was in the line against rat king and mcginnis
>>585864489MMR
>>5858622241 to t1, 3 to t2, 4 to t1, 3 to t3, 1 to t3, 4 to t3, 2 to t3
>>585864684this nigga playing chess on /dlg/
>>585863736For what reason are the options mutually exclusive?
for me its the inevitable ivy gets a job skinline
Where are toilets on the map? Do you really want me to believe these people are fighting for hours and never even go to take a shit or piss?
>>585864765why does every artist give ivy tits
>>585865073Boob fag agenda
i saw a youtube video detailing a silly yet unconventional build and now i have a dark urge to try replicating it
>>585865073Every artist draws Ivy offmodel because shes fucking hideous otherwise.
Which character has the best ass?
>>585865005There's a literal shithouse on york by the guardians
>werewolf>2 vampires>no day/night cycleSo are they not going to add one?
>>585865180trvke
>>585865180take that back>>585865218the whole thing is the ritual takes place during the eclipse so you wouldnt notice the difference anyway
>>585865187Mo.
>game with literal bots on the enemy team>game with literal bots on my teamWhat the fuck is going on in this shit game
Give billy 65 health per boon like mokrill
>>585865218>turns to day>vampires burn updumbass
>>585865325You should take back that image.
>>585865327sauce?
>>585865325disgusting vile adorable creature
>>585865218Lycan didn't need nighttime to use his ult and Nightstalker could just turn it into night whenever he wanted.
>>585865457https://x.com/AngusArt25/status/2112014446293901688
>>585865532Thanks anon
>>585865523are those from the hero labs or something?
most useful silver player at 7 minutes:
>>585865583Youre welcome.
Where is wrecker
>>585865180Fake and gay
>>585865665Silversisters quick post your good records to counter this someone has to have oneright?
>>585865674Forgot my image even though it wasnt important.
>>585865732silver actually needs a nerf believe it or not
Where is skyrunner
>>585865808thisso much this
>Complete the Ritual, Ivy, and you too can feel warmth of a giant pair of tits upon your chest
Where is raven
>>585865959He got drafted
>>585865865delete this
Where is trapper
>>585865865me on the right
>>585866089He got his tickets He's enjoying the game
START THE NEW THREAD BEFORE I SHIT MESELF
>>585866195Its like 100 post early
HERE'S YOUR CHATGPT SELECTED TANK, BRO
>>585866195110 more posts until bump limit what the fuck are you talking about.
Where is The Boss
Think I'm gonna take big blue for a spin, it's been ages
>play standard>enemy 4 stack snowballs>lose after 30-40 minutes of torture>next match>enemy 4 stack snowballs>lose after 30-40 minutes of torture
>>585866287Fuck off EnaYou're never getting a 2nd game
>>585863239>left in the date and timeWE'RE GONNA FIND YOU
What's in Abrams' book anyway
>>585866392pages presumably
>>585866392Bombinomicon
>my russian haze dies 4 times in lanei almost had this lane 1v2 its insane what you gotta deal with on a daily basis
>>585866240>>585866274allright FINE BE THAT WAYTHATS IT
>>585866392In Geists VN it was tied to Oathkeeper in some way.
The fact that I'll never have an ivy gf makes me want to kill myself
>>585866392dick obviously
>top mcginnis player in eternus is playing gun build>i play gun build in ranked>get flamed for not using ult in fight>"Look what McGinnis bought" spammed on repeat for 20 minutes straightI hate the average Deadlock player.
>>585866658Your not eternus just get mystic slow and escalating exposure
>>585866392Green AbramsIt must NOT be allowed to get out
>>585866658guess what bud, you aint good enough to use gun build. stick to turrets
whenever I'm about to fall a rank I just put on my Dynamo uniform and win the game like it's nothinghe seems overpowered but I never see anyone complain about him or really notice his existence at all
>>585866392
>>585866392Words n' shit
>>585866815Nurse 0.5 is still pretty good.
>>585866815he seems over powered to you because you are seeker
>>585866815Dynamo is broken but he's "le heckin healthy for the game" or some shit so you're not allowed to complain
You'll never be obscurus
>>585866930ritualist, but I got into oracle by playing nothing but dynamo for a spell
why does celeste ult have such a short CD?
Is the meta right now just sticking the entire team together and fight the first person you find?
>>585867117because you can miss with it
>>585867117So she can hit it as many times as she can.
>>585867117Because she her entire kit is balanced around lighting scroll
>>585867127deathballing has been a thing since mobas inceptionsome teams do it some don'tif you're the only person showing on the map from your team and none of hte enemy team is on the map, just assume you're going to get gaped in 0.2 seconds
>>585867181So can 90% of the ults and they get to have actual cooldowns
Support of the Past:Shoots some goopy anti-heal that does 0 damageCan kinda heal you, with invuln/immobilize every 42 secondsHas some silly CC punches that can be parried and made uselessRolls around in a giant ball that knocks you around, also completely useless vs CC / gun Support of the Present:Heals self infinitely while getting free damage with a giant AOE slop shot and infinite scalingSteroid that is basically a free escapeCan heal to full infinitely as long as you hit like 8 shots with a long range hitscanGigantic AOE slop ult that completely wins teamfights or forces the enemy to stop fighting entirely; also goes through wallsFunny how you literally never see half the cast anymore because they're complete dogshit compared to the various overtuned, incredibly easy to play new Heroes (Old Gods included)
>>585867280that's annoying
>>58586732390% of ultimate are fire and forget, celeste needs waves or teams grouped up. she was put in before rift
watching the game die in real time
>>585867485And yet the cube is still to this day the most broken basic ability in the game
>>585867594you are a traveling sack of money and dopamine dont just throw yourself on a hook and dangle it in your enemies mouths
>>585867485viscous, ivy, and dynamo were never hard supports. and harrow has zero mobility outside of her self stim compared to viscous or ivy. a hero with black hole will never be a pure support, they need refresher and range
>>585866359>2nd gamewe can't even get a fucking act 2 to the incomplete game we got!
>>585867691IM ON MY WALKER
>>585867661you forgot about willpower
>>585867323*shits in your cereal* that was also a skill shot, see? I could have missed the bowl if I didn't aim very well, almost like my skill is rewarded with success. Really crazy stuff.
>>585867605>celeste downplayers ittThe bounce range is fucking gigantic, and celeste ult is literally the definition of fire and forget
Any good Celeste guides?
I will queue again.
>>585867485They forgot why they didn't put Soraka in the original batch of heroes. We will have to learn just like every other moba learned that a healer support with infinite sustain is bad for the game.
>>585867857I'm not downplaying, but I am pointing out that celeste was not meta after release nerfs until rift was put in
>>585867821so?
i will show you true power
>game decided in the first 5 minutes>no comeback mechanics>no surrender buttonMakes sense.
>>585867923we have about a hundred pick heroes in the game, it'll be OK
>No other Baxter Society member>No other Vampire>No Friends of Humanity Character>No other Ixian>No other Blackmore stude/staff even (makes Violet even more retarded)>No other OSI memberI guess getting Fairfax man is cool but this whole update is a lore fumble. >No weird Chess wizard society, just a guy>No (meaningful) lore on witches and covens, just one throwaway flirt line from the oldest witch in existence>No supernatural monster club, just a giant sewer ratEven Harrow and Danny barely add anything at all.
>>585868069lolfaggots aren't welcome
If I want to play heroes that just run in, take damage and make space who should I play?I know Ratking and Abrams work but who else is there in that role?
>>585867923She just needs to heal less in laning phase and rework her ult t3 because damage immunity is retarded. Her healing isn't that problematic mid and late game because you can just focus her squishy immobile ass down but then she ults with unstoppable and all the counterplay goes out the window
>>585868237>league>comebackslol
graves zombies fuck me up just because their health bars are so easily confusable with hero health bars, fix this shit
>>585868306Mo and Krill's also good for thatAs is Victor
>>585868237>>585868069Reminder that both dotaniggers and lolniggers are not welcomeDeadlock is a shooter game, your opinions are worthless
>>585868307if she has to ult to save herself, she's throwing. we have a bunch of pick heroes in the game whose one job is to sneak in, burst, and run off and they're not even relegated to the ground
Back in my day this was called Project 8 and we HATED IT!
>>585868306That is literally the meta, anon. Mo and Krill, Celeste, and Baba all do this shit bouncing around with infinite sustain so that non-meta heroes can't exist in their general vicinity.
>>585868306Billy but he's in a pretty bad state right nowMo&Krill but you have to pray that your team will focus down whoever you ultVictor but you need to farm 25 minutes beforehand
>>585868431It's a moba
>>585862949bro is so garbage he's playing the aimbot hero that plays itself
new thread status?
>>585868431>shooter>where skill and aiming means jack shitlol
>>585868447anyone who dies with ult up is throwing, there's literally no reason to not have everything on cooldown
>>585868431>Deadlock is a shooter gameand that's why it's going eos!
>>585868307>but then she ults with unstoppable and all the counterplay goes out the windowIsn't Lash also like that? Except instead of creating a big zone of don't be in here, he just grabs and kills your whole teamThat or combos it with another ult like Dynamo to kill everyone
Real niggas call it Citadel
>>585868670>presses counterspellTheres a reason lash is non existent above phantom
>>585867993>gets mvp solely from assists>damage is in single digits>genuinely thinks they carried with Gun Paige
>>585867904based mina enjoyer
>>585868630play your pick heroes better
>>585868670You can counterspell lash ult, harrow locks down a whole area with no counterplay in a game where mid boss wins games, and no not looking in the direction you HAVE to look isn't counterplay, she can easily force a lose-lose situation on the enemy team if she's smart
This garbage game is going to be exactly as popular as Dota 2; which means - not at all.Valve can't help themselves but to make the same mistakes again and cater to autistic rage-controlled russkies.
>>585869175so 1 million players guaranteed? not bad
i did some testing with deadlock's matchmaking in standard across eu/na and with various servers and valve 100% changed something that both loosened the player skill matchmaking boundaries and the player region matchmaking boundaries. queues are a lot faster now than they were a couple of weeks ago and looking at statlocker after matches i can confirm that smurfing is running rampant like fucking crazy everywhere, the matchmaking doesn't give a fuck about keeping it fair anymore and only prioritizes giving people the heroes they want and doing so in a timely manner, hence why there's a lot more stomps and snowballs now regardless of the regionthere's also a lot more europeans and russians escaping to eastern na servers and a lot of asians escaping to western na servers which you can see by opening up the console ingame with f7 and typing status to see the ping of everyone in the match (anyone non-american will obviously have a bullshit nigger tier ping)tl;dr matchmaking is completely fucked and raped in the ass and the most unbalanced it's ever been in deadlock
>>585869175The issue is they don't learn from their lessons and keep missing the forest for the trees when it comes to whatever data collection they do.
Harrow downplayers should go play tf2 if they want the healer to be ridiculously overpowered because "no one would play it otherwise" and "you just kill the healer first"
man solomon is a lot of funcool having a proper control-mage option. like sinclair if he was finished**well his piece selection/moving needs some TLC but
started maxing 1/2 on victor first and it makes him feel much more useable in the early/mid game where you're still starving for souls, much less of a helpless fetus in lane
>>585852374Is this a Stronghold reference?
for all the Celeste player ittwhich TheMaresBeast video is your favorite?
>>585869538MnK victim
>>585869476but seriously, kill the healer first
>>585869228dota is 90% bots and has less players than rivals at this point
>>585869961it's dota3d bruh, uninstall if you don't like it
>>585867990If I'm walking down the street and get raped by 4 people it's something.If I'm on my home and they break in to rape me it's different.
>play billy>ult someone>he's in my line of sight for the entire duration>chain breaks anyway>enemy violet paints me>break line of sight for a full second>get stunned anywayDefend this
>>585869804You're supposed to max 1 first, only get T1 aura or T1 ult if you sneed it. After maxxing your 1, you're free to freestyle based on what Victor you're going to play. Like for example, if you're going gun you go for max ult after max 1. If you're a spirit ricegawd, you go for t1 ult and t2 jumpstart to minimize your downtimes and maximize farming. If you're a tempo spirit player, max 3 after 1. Victor doesn't have AP upgrades it's kinda amazing.
>>585870118is it though?
OUR DEFENCES ARE CRUMBLING
>>585870214>Victor doesn't have AP upgradesDoesn't have bad*
>>585861423How is 2 a guaranteed heavy? I've had times where it was parried. Am I mistiming it?
>>585869358>"I did some testing">provides no tangible data>"source: my ass"
>>585858041>someone said "end yourself">report immediately>insantly comm bannedholy shitt im agent 47
I NEED PAIGE EGIRL PUSSY
>>585870360What I do is charge up the heavy melee then target an enemy with the stunYou'll fly into their face charging the melee up as they're stunned
>>585870468>hollidaytroon
>>585869932I will walk past Baba, Mo, and Rat King to kill the Nurse Harrow with 10 stamina and 50 HP regen at the first rift in the game.
At what rank would an Eternus player be unable to carry a game where three of his teammates are going 0/5-0/6-2/10
like 90% of my games today are ruined by russiansIN FUCKING SANESUBHUMAN PEOPLE
>>585870563Oh I didn't know you could buffer it like thatI just go in and charge the heavy as soon as I teleport, which does work unless they have debuff resist and then you die
>>585870668Eternus players can have 40% winrate.
>>585870759Stope being European
greatest matchmaking known to man
so since they gutted paradox, are bebop and holliday the only two reliable hook characters?
>got called out on his bullshit>immediately chimps outA liar and a third worlder monkey? It's more common than you think.
>play celestethis is fun but why do I have 4 stamina
Billy released as part of CNS:-Bashdown is replaced with a molotov cocktail that lingers on the ground-Rising Ram can now be steered and will stun players rather than launching them into the air. Billy gains 50% spirit and weapon resistance while charging-Blasted has it's active removed and replaced with a new second passive. When enemies are heavy melee'd, they drop goat plushies. These can be picked up to permanently increase your max health and melee damage.-Chain Gang is completely replaced with a new ult that gives the old Blasted effect to all teammates within a 35m radius. The health increase on melee is replaced by a flat (scaling) amount granted to all teammates. Wrecked is applied by abilities as well as melee, and increases both spirit and bullet damage
this fucktard just first time'd nurse, loses lane in 3 minutes and comes and griefs my lane so i dont get ulti xp before themwhy are these people not thrown head first in a coal burner
>>585870847Yeah you can cast the parried 2 while you're charging a heavy meleeIt's a little awkward to do but it's hilarious and effective
>>585871087Self insert hero.
>enemy team is trash and keep dying over and over>still nearly lost because my mates kept roaming the enemy jungle instead of clearing waves or contesting riftsWe lost a shrine to fucking minionsWe lost a rift and my Mina walked right past the black creeps without looking at them
>>585871114You forgot to mention that the new ult is exactly the same size as the rift.
>have a skill issue>blame matchmaking>blame teammates>blame russians>blame everyone except for yourselfWhat causes this mental disability?
>>585871394>What causes this mental disability?Being a moba player
>>585871050I loathe that character
>>585871394>have a skill issue>blame myself, as it is entirely my fault>until my team blames methat's up to me, not them. now>blame my team>blame matchmaking>blame russians>blame the jews>blame lash>blame my keyboard>blame valve>blame anon
can the next thread be Mina themed?
>>585871515No, I forbid it
>>585871394I have a friend who is like this an he's insufferable to play with>dives past the guardian to chase a low health ivy>dies by their fucking walker>"dude where even are you??">randomly while he's coming back to lane>"oh great our seven its russian, gg already"
>>585871394You are the only constant
Recycle>>585849029>>585849029>>585849029
>>585871763im with your friend here
WHERE BALANCE PATCH
>Harrow ult has no counter playJust fucking walk backwards, are you retarded? Her rotation speed is so slow that when she uses it you can look away, walk backwards at her and past the aoe, and have free hits to kill her>B-BUT HER TEAMDynamo has a team too and you can also shoot them if they chase you while walking backwards. You can even dash jump backwards and be on her before she damages you. Are people actually retarded?
presenting my idea for a weasely reporter style hero called snapshot, is small in statue, a cheerful filthy greedy little horndog 1 pose for the camerasnapshot zooms in for a perfect pose, enemy heroes caught at perfect range in the center reticle periodically take spirit damage unless they stand still (similar to rupture blood seeker from dota). The skill requires the enemy to be at a particular distance where the enemy hero fills the small square reticle(similar to vindictas scope but not as much zoomed in) the finishing photograph expends the lightbulb in the camera, making the 2 skill available2 bad pressunavailable unless 1 has been used and vice versa. Throws the spent flashbulb that bounces once and explodes or explodes on impact with enemy creature, silences and small aoe spirit nuke3 blackmailsnapshot whispers a mixture of dirty secrets and lies to make his opponent hesitate, temporarily draining their movespeed and gaining it for himself (tether is similar to geist lifesteal)4 exposéholding up a mystical shard up to the lens, Snapshot snaps a picture of a target enemy hero. It creates a fragile, hard light copy of that enemy that snapshot controls. The clone possessed all of the levels, items, skills and abilities of the target except for it's ultimate, can easily be distinguishable by your team but has no distinguishable features for the enemy team. Furthermore, the enemy hero has their ultimate silenced for 8 seconds or until the clone is killed. when the 8 seconds are up or if the clone is killed, snapshot is spat out of the empty camera lying on the ground, dropped there when snapshot created the clone
>>585870654This but unironically
>>585870654if you're playing calico, drifter, or danny, yes, you can do that. even haze can do that if she can get to sleep dagger -> instakill ult
>>585867117?
