Destruction Edition Previous nightmare: >>585828920 Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk. -DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-5>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/>https://deltarune.com -The Old Game>https://undertale.com-The Old Game's Demo>https://undertale.com/demo -The New Game's Progress>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/>https://deltarune.com/#news>https://web.archive.org/web/20240815033908/http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9 -Merch>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune -Books>https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk (Undertale Artbook)>https://pastebin.com/hLxHi0a0 (Legends of Localization - Undertale) -Extra Content>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com>https://undertale.com/alarmclock>https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/ -Text Dumps & Screenshots>https://pastebin.com/79FxaVBV -Fanart Archives>https://pastebin.com/5777YtCb>https://utg.vidya.pics/ -Recommendbin>https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6 -Writebins>Current: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZaYVvltQ_Rmf-ggszf1bwmYDW2NUcfpTYU7JzfyMhVE>Old: https://writebin.surge.sh -Comicbin>https://pastebin.com/UJpBYSEE -Fangamebin>https://archive.is/iSiFg -/vg/ League team>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//utg/ -Wanna change the font?>https://rentry.org/utg-font -/utg/ Canvases>Current: https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/77406610-2569-9512>Previous: https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87614810-8241-6054>Current: https://magma.com/d/3B5chWd0Vh>Previous: https://magma.com/d/QiFH9rWyRh -/utg/ OC wiki>https://utg-pippins-ocs.neocities.org -Thread Template (paste the current whiteboard links)>https://pastebin.com/rTN8SxAw
Fucking Ralsei in the ears
>>585854841
Post Kruppy
35 pounds of susie
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>>585855029
post yourfren shaped objects
>>585855075>>585855127Susie status: stable
>>585855075>>585855127she's stabilizing...
>>585854439You have a point with the freedom motif, but totally wrong with the shadow crystals.Shadow crystals were literally retconned into the game with Chapter 2’s release and a tracker was even added for them with LTS update.
>>585855246
fucking ralsei over by charging him double for a single product
>>585855267>>585855262/utg/ status: stable
will gaster rape as at the end no matter what we do?
susie has finally hit her ugw of 35 pounds. now? now it's time to maintain
eat shit bilewater I own you
saw someone claiming that ralsei being referred to as "he" in the plushie commercial is trans ralsei evidence
>>585855554It's white monsters and rice cakes for the foreseeable future.
>>585855496so hot
>>585855741wuh
>>585855741literally whomst
>>585854841Hoo...
>>585855868>old gameWho cares??
>>585855741you'll job again don't worry about it
>>585855958I do.
>>585855868...man!
>>585855246May a night one day be darkened by her cowl. Let it reject the light of a world wracked with woe and tragedy. Wondrous it'd be for it to smother like the wings of the divine host, beating warmth into a cold abode. Healing would be the glare of her eyes and soothing would be the smile as the red slits contrast all else.
>>585855246Have some friends.
34 pounds of susie
how to erase memory so i can play undertale for the first time again google search
i'd buy it if you could stick the entire thing in the microwave/oven/whatever because i do like the thought of using it for cramps and other late 20s aches
>>585856256no.....
>>585856256oh no she relapsed
33 pounds of susie
Emaciated African child Susie
>>585855997act 3 won't make me quit again I don't care if I rip my own teeth out I will finish it this time
869 poundse of Rouxls Kaard!…guyse?
w-what happens when we hit 0?
>>585856538-1 pounds of susie
>>585856538
>>585856612negative susie
You gain brozouf.
>people think this isn’t a manHow do FemKrisfags exist?
if the knight is dess i will seetheif the knight is carol i will seetheif the knight is rudy i will seethe
kris is non-binary and their pronouns are they/them
>>585856538Newsletter
>>585855220Look at it this way anon, no one is forcing /v/eaners to leave /v/. They just come here because they can't make their itty bitty deltarune threads there. Maybe /v/tards need to suck it up a bit, accept they can't have everything. And if they want to migrate because they see more potential here, then they have to respect the regulars and play by our rules. If they care more about making /v/ threads, they should stick to /v/, they don't have to post about Deltarune there, they can use any video game as a jumping off point for their political wars and whathaveyou. If all they want to post about is Deltarune, then just post about Deltarune here. Don't complain when anons socialize by making OCs or start book clubs as means to keep each other motivated. Don't post off topic bullshit either. No one is saying you have to engage with everything we do, but don't try to make this place like /v/. It's the same with real life. If hypothetically you want to move to the US to avoid incoming censorship laws in your home country, that's fine. But you have to accept that you're on American soil, respect American culture and learn english if you're ESL. If you care more about your home country's culture and refuse to adapt, then stay there and deal with the censorship. No one is forcing you to leave.
anyway, here's my car
>>585855096
>>585855958I’m old!
>>585856836WOAH! IS THAT A-IS-IS THAT A-
>>585856881horrifying, thank you
>>585856836>old chapterWho cares???
32 pounds of susie
>>585856697Isn't it funny how making Kris pale just accentuates the Chara-ness in them, I feel like you don't see people argue if Kris is supposed to be a Frisk or Chara analogue anymore
Who is worse to be around, Jerry or Rouxls?
31 pounds of susie
>>585857137what did jerry seinfeld ever do to you?
>Flowery smuggled Asgore into official merch with the wall scroll thingiesI love Flowery
>>585856881wow i bet this thing sounds bad when it moves
delta rune fact sheet:1: a vessel is ready for us - we meet the prince - we find a girl - we set up a home base - a vessel takes us out and shows a knife - eats the whole pie (with the code?)2: someone stabbed the floor inside the computer lab with an intent to open a dark portal - here we can choose to start training noelle (to do what?) and choose to freeze berdly - kris slashed the tires - opened the portal to a world that ensures that toriel will get kidnapped3: the world exists to keep us busy - undyne comes to investigate the tires - toriel remains on the board, undyne gets kidnapped - we need pine tree, police badge, delta rune keys to enter the shelter4: here we can choose to mess with noelle more - kris is trying to stop us from getting the pine tree code and tries to waste time, but we make noise - carol comes back unexpectedly - we don't get the code - someone opens a dark portal at the church - susie is unhappy about the prophecy - we can't read how to save the world - we fight a titan - because toriel is still on the board, Susie sleeps at school - we are reminded about a promise5: because susie was not sleeping over, kris spent the night doing something, returned very tired - festival was unremarkable - here we can choose to go swim with noelle and skip the rest - kris took us out after the festival and opened a dark portal to a world that ensures that asgore will get kidnapped - promise fulfilled, we gave purple a berdly's feather in exchange for getting out of jail - flowey tells susie where to find the code irl - asgore is kidnapped - susie runs out to find tape to fix flowey - we find the police badge code but kris almost tears it to pieces before susie comes back - susie wants to get noelle on board and sleeps at schoolkeys:know where to find the pine tree codeasgore was a police chief before the incidentno clue what delta rune code isobjectives:enter the shelter and save police chief undyne and ex police chief asgore
Susie listens to Rhapsody and does this
>>585857120it feels like there’s a couple of debates like that that just fizzled out without a clear answer
>>585857325>ralypede upon spotting krismas dreemurr
>>585857401thank you for the recap of the plot of Deltarune thus far
i love buckethead <3
>>585857412i thought the consensus was they're two sinks combined into one
suckethead!
>>585856881HES BEAUTIFUL
updated my chart of bullshittery
30 pounds of susie
500 susierettes
Kris has the one stripe shirt like Chara.Vessel has two stripe shirts like Frisk.Considering that Toby made a big deal about the kids having different number of stripes on their shirt while developing Undertale which then lead to the creation of Chara this is an important detail
29^29 pounds of susie
18 pounds of Susie 12 pounds of Kris and 7 male Ralseis but make sure none of them are white
>>585855741Did the second bench help?
if you held my mother at rapepoint and asked me to explain the plot of deltarune and it's themes and such i could genuinely not tell you. im a philistine moron
800 pounds of samefagging your OC replies
Would it be unoriginal if I posit that Rouxls Kaard isn't the rules card for the deck of cards, but the laws of the game itself? There must be a reason he's in Kris's pocket all the time but Kris won't let us read him.
>>585857987Deltarune is about vagueposting so you can make up any themes and such that you want.
>>585856697>clearly white>clearly a manhow will """"THEY"""" ever recover from this?!?
anons we have to forcefeed susie to keep her from losing anymore weight. if she reaches -1 pounds her mass will become negative meaning she will create a singularity and the entire thread will be consumed by a black hole
>>585858057He’s not in Kris’s pocket all the time, he’s gone after Chapter 3
>>585857896private Characorporal Frisk
>>585858129the susie hole
>>585858004?
>>585857802* My Queen...?* Haha...* She goes to another darkworld.
Sonic’s arms aren’t blueKris’s skin isn’t-
>>585855787Toby could post a photo of shit in his toilet and people will say it proves Tralsei because his food "transitioned" from food to waste
Second/Third Sanctuary might be the best tracks in the entire OST.
>>585858146Ok but they still don't specify what he's the rules for. We're just left to assume he's the rules for the playing card deck because of the ch1 card theme but he could technically be the rules for ANYTHING
>>585856881Caterpillar
800 pounds of RambSaid Ramb looking for a new component for his computer
>>585857982I had it already. I was mad about the constant runbacks when hollow knight had the dreamgate I may have over reacted
turd entity will win
>>585857802>ShieldWhot the fuck is that
Chapter 3 is poorly designed on purpose, as a reference to poorly designed amateur JRPG's.
UT/DR is an anagram of TURD
Best of Ramb, luv, Best of Ramb
>>585858460 ramb... ramb exists... i forgot about him lol.
if queen is a laptop then what are the darkners that the Queen of Spades cards turn into? Spade king's harem?>>585858561have you never played poker before, anon? everyone knows about shields
29 pounds of susie
>>585858460
i will die
UTDR too, is an acronymit stands for
Rouxls is just a regular rules card for (insert generic card game here) but he Is meant to be a parody of the prophecy / the rules of this world. He's the Knight's basedjack of their boss.
28 pounds of susie
>>585858760kris...susie...ralsei...noelle...rudy...carol...
>>585858796Uncle Titties Dispense Refreshments
Who taught Berdly how to open a fountain?
I've been using /utg/ on and off for the past 7 years, am I allowed to complain about the fat fetishists?
https://files.catbox.moe/x9e4n7.png
>>585858796Undyne's Too Damn Retarded
>>585858992No
>>585859035i couldn't have been prepared for this
>>585858129
>>585858837Kris is noble sixSusie is noble fourRalsei is noble threeNoelle is noble twoRudy is noble fiveCarol is noble onetogether, they all die in the dark world
>>585859035I can't do this
>>585859292me on the left and me on the right and Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight
newsletter tomorrowrelease date tomorrow
>>585859035Oh my...Now that is something you don't see every day
>>585859421Newsletter on Halloween. Release date in like 6 months.
the thread was so busy yapping about the knight they didn't notice there's an imminent newsletter >>585853094
kris boobs tomorrow
>>585853094>>585859534I'm stupid what does this mean?
>>585859118oOOUUUGh belly!!https://imglink.cc/cdn/9m--gPF1yu.pnghttps://imglink.cc/cdn/uc7jLurmCK.pnghttps://imglink.cc/cdn/JTK_Z29445.pnghttps://imglink.cc/cdn/GXAp8nO5sM.jpg
>>585859035
>>585859598It means you are stupid and should feel bad for making me put up with you
When the sun sets, Kris abides by absolute total precision. They live in a world of numbers, densities, iterations, tolerances, logistics, time limits, and protocols. Kris is the fist clenched stopwatch clicked for the thousandth time. Each number getting smaller than the last by milliseconds. They are never perfect and they are never satisfied by anything less than perfection. When it's cold, Kris is exposed to extreme circumstances, extreme time limits, and extreme hostile response. Kris understands mechanical components, chemical properties, the limitations of the human body, and how to break them. When it's dark, Kris is alert while others are asleep. They plan contingencies. They collect information. They are scaling tall buildings. They are cutting power lines. They are planting helicopters. They stand with fists clenched, fingers with the prints burned off, silhouetted by the moon against a wide window pane of the 47th floor in their tower.
>>585859534>which could mean nothing
>Only microwave his insides!>Do not blow into the nozzle!
There should be more Muffet porn
>>585859268don't let her starve it isnt fair
>>585859035I expected something crazy but it's just starwalker coochie
27 pounds of susie
ohhhhhh the horror that terrrrrrrible picture
26 pounds of susie
Susie... you're deflating.........
25 pounds of susie
>>585856697I know the merch art is just commissioned and isn't necessarily cannon but holy fuck I'm so glad Kris is white I'm surprised the black button up is confirmed too
90lb susie
when Rudy dies do you think they’ll stuff him and mount his head on the wall?
>>585859875I don't know why the thread reacted the way it did to it, it's kinda cute too it's not some gross insane hypergooner image or something like that
Wait did they just pronounce Ralsei as Ralsee in the merch video
>>585860085monsters turn to dustI think they will use him as seasoning and get prion disease
24 pounds of susie
Who do you think the Knight is?
susie kris and noelle all have black painted nails because they had a slumber party where they put face masks on and did their nails together
>>585860048She looks so fucking good in these clothes and style I love it
>>585860191Alphys
>>585860191>I need motive. Dess is [HEADCANON]
HOW MUCH LONGER NOWMYZERO-POUNDS-OF-SUSIERUNE
>>585860191Alphys is pissed they haven't worked on their FUCKING project
>>585857120damn asriel gets fucked by THIS?!
>>585856697to play devil's advocate in anime land girls can be 1:1 to boys and it doesn't matter also there's a reindeer girl right in front of him/her so that's even more of a reason why it could potentially still be femkris
>>585859534>development is going well!>new sprite of ralsei wearing a pumpkin on his headThat's it
I'M A BIG FAT NERD AND NOBODY LOVES ME!!!!!!
Fave's best friend ended his friendship with an ungrateful bitch and it made fave so happy they could start doing cartwheels but fave still has to pretend like they're feeling empathy for him in this situation
>Open Deltarune theory video>”So I’ve only played up to Chapter 3, know what happens in Chapter 5 Weird Route, and have a shallow understanding of Undertale”Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>585859598usually mean the webserver is having a problem or taken down for an update, or being overworked to death. someone is running a script to get the content of the page and then hash it to see if it's changed against baseline hash. the changed hash is probably the 502 page
23 pounds of susie
>>585856697Kris's skin is yellow as a way to keep it ambiguous so you can draw them as any race you want except white you can't make them white they're not white you can't do that
>>585860191you is the knight
>>585860471I'M JUST A POOR NERD FROM A POOR FAMILY
do they even know how cute they are??
There are people who have played Deltarune without having played UndertaleThe thought sickens me...
>/v/ gets their thread deleted>OMG get mad about Twitter users with me they're saying Kris isn't a white man!!Every time.
>>585860674They are a autistic loner smelly freak
>>585860759Calm down anon no need to sell me anymore.
22 pounds of susie
>>585860713That was me when Chapter 1 released.It was free so I played it.
>>585857579https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLL70cRJWa8
>>585860713that's Susie
21 pounds of susiegive it up for 21 pounds of susie
>>585860759I'm not seeing a downside...
>>585860027I wouldn't go so far as to say it's "confirmed", I only take merch art that is officially being sold as still just an artist's interpretation of the sprites, but nothing officialTenna was given a red vest in his art for the vinyl record yet you don't see a single hint of it in his game sprites or anywhere else for that matter, that was very clearly a headcanon from the hired artist, you have to take these things with a grain of salt
What if Chapter 6 resurfaces an ancient theory everyone forgot. Like what if the Knight is Susie's sister Suzy mentioned in Undertale.
kt is like waluigi, a shadow of a shadow
>you can't be a cool autistic loner, you must be autistic with friends!deltarune is an anti-loner propaganda
>>585861048it would be ok
thanks for saving some susie for me guysmmm
i wish i had a group of /utg/anons that would be my friend and feed me and pet me and take care of me because im retarded and cant do anything right
>>585861048Technically that’s AsrielKnight.
>>585861024>I know the art is just commissioned
WHO IS ON FIRST BASE?
20 pounds of susie
19 pounds of susie
>>585861171My dumb ass thought it was Shaggy at first
18 pounds of susie
I miss Krabs
17 pounds of susie
>>585861112take the frenpill
>>585860724Well, he isn't. He's either yellow or blue.
>>585861329*GULP*16 pounds of susie
15 pounds of susie
Hometown is based on Toby's childhood growing up in New Hampshire of course Kris is white.
>>585861112If you stay lonely for too long you will begin hallucinating friends
15 grams of suzy
>>585861162>I'm so glad Kris is white I'm surprised the black button up is confirmed too??
I am literally kris from deltarune
270 pounds of susie
14 pounds of susie
Susie is imploding...
>>585861535Please fuck Noelle already man
>>585861523>>585861543schrodinger's sooz
>>585860984where is krabsanon now, i wonder..............
can i join the utg minecrap server?
*wastes away*
>>585861535CAGE CAGE PUPPET CAGE HEART ON A STRING CAGE
13 pounds of susie
suzempic
>>585861642He said he couldn't do it anymore due to work but people ask what happened to him all the time so I feel like almost nobody was there for his goodbye
>>585861543How did she get that fat on a diet of chalk, moss, and milk
Ozempic!Rune
12 pounds of susie
Is the newsletter like coming out in a few hours imminent because I wanna go to bed
11 pounds of susie
He says 11 pounds of Susie deltarune gaster prophecy
10 pounds of susie
>>585861571But dude... she is like my childhood friend and stuff. Like dude... she like family, like, I don't want ugly mutant deer babies.
>>585861821it will come out
i wish i could draw...
Funnily enough there’s a lot of allusions to Susie “erasing” or “washing it away” in Deltarune.
>>585861821You can go to bed afaik. It's only speculation and people starved for any signs. Halloween is a maybe since that's the Chapter 1/SURVEY_PROGRAM release date in 2018
>>585861710>couldn't do it anymore due to worki thought he had a heart attack because of the suselle lake scene or something. what kind of sick twisted mines is he slaving away in where a man can't even shitpost on /utg/ during his three minute breaks
9 pounds of susie
/utg/, we're almost through with susie and i dont know what i'll do once she's gonewill you still be here to keep me company?
The knight is very tree like here
8 pounds of susie
Weather Doll Gaster
11 litters of susie
Anyone else lean into the>Jackenstein's attack shows the sewer map >Eram's video game shows the hometown maptheories?Picrel is one I thought of, I think it's pretty self explanatory
>>585861962This happened in like 2024 or something. Pretty sure it was during the Chapter 2 era deathmarch where almost nobody was here because we were a bit out from the sweepstakes and begging for a release date for 3&4 and shitposting how Chapter 7 would be in 2037
Imagine feeling the weight of fave sitting on your lap and your head shoved onto their chest.
>>585861941
*schlorps up sooz with a straw* ahh~
6 pounds of susie
7 pounds of susie
SIX SEVEN
5 golden rings
>>585861571I’d rather be with her girlfriend…>>585861684(T_T)
SHE'S STABILIZING AGAIN
>>585862178>>585862185>>585862195way to go, fuckups
5 pounds of susie
this is the after credits bit where susie is dead and buried and the worms are eating her which is why she is losing body mass
4 pounds of susie
>>585858924>those feetYou used to draw forbidden horse show, didn't you anon?
>>585860191>Dess is outside of the game codeSee what I mean? Saying the character is "lost in the code" was the biggest fucking goof this community made back in the chapter one days, now people are getting it so god damned confused they've literally lost the plot altogether.
*feeds susie a TV Dinner*15 pounds of susie
Susie was an 11 pound baby. Soon she willl be a 0 pound nothing...
3 pounds of susie
>>585862367I think that ch5 WR is Kris and Noelle entering OOB territory, not dying
2 pounds of susie
Noelle misspell liter as litter because she wants to have children from kris.
1 pound of susie
fave is into hyperfave likes obscenely huge genitalsfave...
>>5858550960 pounds of susie
Susie has fucking imploded
>>58586244212 pounds all for yourself? fatass
*rubs last remaining pound of susie shaped belly*
I think we should feed Susie a 3 course gum to make her feel better :)
INSERT 7 POUNDS OF SUSIESIDE B
WEIGHT READINGS NEGATIVE
>>585862359I did not draw that, I found it elsewhere. I was gifted tism for the pen, brushes burst into flames and that's the good outcome for the both of us.
-1 pounds of susie
>>585862607susie? who's that?
-1 pound of susie
>>585862569NOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>585862569Susie After Not Surviving
kralsei
https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/halloween26/https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/halloween26/https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/halloween26/
sans is susie after not surviving
>>585862740i clicked
How fucking stupid are Deltarune fans that they have to mention to only microwave the insides like 10 times?
0 pounds of susie
It was a day on a HalloweenWhen newsletter came in and Anon funny scream
>>585862740>3 paragraphs>Development is going well (laugh) please understandoWhat a fucking joke
*spreads my subby boihole and moans*
>>585862513See I also think that's kinda dumb and overly meta, but I can at least see why people think that within the context of what we are shown in the game.They certainly didn't drown to death or else what the hell is the point of this route, but if anywhere, I'd say they went "Nowhere".As long as you don't believe in the Meat Factory sprite sheet, we aren't enemies.
>>585862884Berdly...
>>585862737
>>585862884not now ralsei susie's missing
THIS NEXT SUSIE SEEMS VERYVERYINTERESTINGWHAT DO YOU TWO THINK?
36,591 pounds of mario
>>585862794It's a human thing, there's a reason shampoo has instructions too
>>585862923susie popping out from behind the pillar makes this so... you know? the vibes of "that" are present
Can I microwave the outside of my Susie?
its oversusies gonereduced to nihil
God I wish all the stars aligned and Susie reaching 0 pounds coincided with the newsletter. Can you imagine
9999 pounds of susie (it rolled back)
*regurgitates*200 pounds of susie
-2 pounds of susie
>>585862972ralsei head & shoulders edibles...
>>585862740TOMORROW??? SERIOUSLY TOBY?????
What is an ending that everyone else would love, but that you personally hate?
107.048 kilograms of Susie
>>585863159susie
130 pounds of ralsei
deltarune is about esoteric hitlerism... or something like that
>>585863076kek
-3 pounds of susie
>>585863116?
my full weight? It’s 211.4 pounds.
>>585863034You mean like fujo Susie?
>>585863082Actually it rolled back to 65,535 pounds (I forgot why that specific number happened a lot in games)
>>585863271what about vessel knight
>>585863223fat
>>585863230>or something like thatka nani ka (toby is japanese o algo)
>>585863159Idk about everyone loving it but I wouldn't like a "they become sentient of the game world and turn to the player to beg them to turn off the console and let them be free" that would just be lame. A Teen Titans game on PS2 of all things did something like that.
>>585863279https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC3OrMd2w1U
Theme of Susiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee8emqquuBw
fujo deltarune
-4 pounds of susie
>>585863425??
I remember vrpg making a chart that gave points to the likelihood of knight candidates and at the top was Abnormal!Dess.
>>585863325>I forgot why that specific number happened a lot in gamesunsigned 16-bit integer underflow (i have no coding skills whatsoever)
gaster deltarunegasterundertale?
fave has left a good friend on read for two weeks but fave doesn't know how to respond fuck fuck fuck fuck
It’s true that all four of the dreemurr holiday kids played together but I swear people use this fact as an excuse to make dess and kris’s relationship seem way deeper and profound.
>>585863542>i have no coding skills whatsoevertoby...
>>585863543FRIEND Dess Deltarune Angel Device Theory?
I would like to introduce utg to a new game...0 pounds of tenna
>>585863439fujo undertale
this is so incorrect it's turning me evil
>>585863601Wow someone not jerking off over the idea of Dess molesting Kris. I glazed over your post expecting it to be the 15th daily post about that
>>585863601Dess was actually college age when Kris was a toddler, and Azzy is currently a 40 year old professor coming home from teaching at college.
>>585863628i wish i had his millions of dollars but i'm glad i'm not a 35 year old yurislop enjoyer with tons of obsessed stalkers...
wha- what happened to Susie she vanished?
>>585863595"I'm sorry I've been super busy with [tell the truth or lie, your choice], but [insert actual reply here]"
>>585863674the word hetslop pmos me off so bad
>>585863674People are obsessed with the idea of Carol and Toriel fucking and I get it they think it's hot but I hate when they pretend it makes ANY sense whatsoever. It's a crackship until more evidence is given
>>585863812who?
>>585863812It's rude to talk about those who are listening
>>585863674deltarune if it was good
1997 pounds (British Spamton AU)
>>585863840i'm cool with it if it uses the term correctly (you know the kriselle art where kris and noelle are drawn like they're on the cover of a dark romantasy novel for tiktok girlies? that's hetslop) but people apply it to any hetero relationship because they're still of the mind that straight = bad on principle
Why did Susie do it?
>>585863861This is the ending of Deltarune btw.
You can play Deltarune Chapter 1-5 without ever interacting with Rudy.
>>585863861>>585863916no. she wa- s-someone was here.. right?
>>585863674can you blame them for trying to add some spice to these four? they're boring as shit.
>>585863812I'm not sure who susie is I havent seen them in-gamedo you have a screenshot of them?
>>585863674How is this wrong
>>585864056This is true until chapter 3
>>585864024>THE CAGE SHALL WATCH FROM THE CHAIR
>>585864024Susie is more in tune with Kris than we are. We wanted to date Pink but Kris did not. Anyone who gets mad at this scene forgets that we aren't Kris sadly. That's kind of the main thing of the game
*talking excitedly while you fill up the syringe to euthanize me* maybe the newsletter will have a carol sprite because she's a holiday related character
>>585863674please don't post such nauseating images in the future
i love my boy ralsei
>>585864056which kinda doesn't matter because a lot of good, plot relevant stuff is optional. gerson's optional, sword route is optional, ralsei's entire arc is optional,
>>585863271I hate how everyone can agree that the Knight is obviously meant to be a member of the Holiday family, and how there is a prominent member of the Holiday family who keeps getting brought up and whose disappearance is what led several characters to become the people they are, but some people are STILL going "uhh durr Carol is ebil so its gotta be her..... or wait maybe its her husband who is dying of cancer.... im so smart..."No wonder this retarded fandom can't solve this Diet Homestuck story
>>585863524understandable
cuddling with fave in our pajamas and watching autistic videos about agriculture life is good
0.0000001 pounds of Susie
>>585864056Honestly, I don't see how that's a problem.Someone who rushes through the story focused video game and doesn't talk to the NPCs of the story is not worth catering to. Doing so only makes the game worse.Not saying that as a defense for Rudy being the knight, just something worth considering.
Can I confess? I never played undertale nor deltarune, I just like the clout of being a deltarune fan.
hypothetical deltarune player that interacts with nothing in the light world
>>585864129Seeing his silhouette in the flashback scene doesn't count as interaction, anon
I feel like once Carol becomes more of a character instead of someone we project most of a personality onto based on hints some people will either stop liking her and some will like her more. Right now she kind of feels like one of the most serious characters Toby's made but you know how he is, there will be jokes
>>585864024it looks like pink is wearing a funny lampshade on her head if you think hard enough
>>585864354>cloutthat shit is like a mark of cain
>>585864172and then i say "at least carolanon will draw lots of great carols to tide you over until the next chapter!" and then you say "but doctor i am carolanon" and i shake my head sadly before putting you out of your misery
He's cheering you on!!
>>5858643540 pounds of clout
>>585864354many such cases
>>585864343But the entire narrative is that Toby writes for the hypothetical casual Deltarune player who pays no attention to the story and must be spoonfed all the vital information through unskippable obligatory cutscenes
made pals with someone really well read and cultured and i feel so retarded. what the fuck is letterbox'd why do you care about russian shit from the 60s
The idea of a casual being so retarded that they miss Rudy's existence is laughable but Toby unironically considered it going by the fact he refers to Carol by name but Rudy by "Noelle's dad" in that one ferris wheel imagining dialogue
>>585864320On thursday I harvest the wheat.
>>585864423kindred of the susja clan
AZZY DO YOU WANT SOME BROWNIES BEFORE YOU GO TO BED?!
>>585864408
>>585864405i hope not i'm really bored of goofy goobers. please let toby have matured as a writer... somehow... and maybe have the chops to write an actual villain you can understand but not pity or sympathize with
>>585864503letterboxed is cringestalker is basedmathematically he is neutral
>>585863673WHERE
You will be able to play from chapter 7 so everything before it it's irrelevant... I'm jesting but not too much actually...
>>585864642hypothetical human that ONLY plays chapter 7 of Deltarune
It's hard to imagine someone skipping the dialogue in a Tobysoft game when that's one of the most important parts of it. It feels like a game actively designed for autistic dialogue hunters. They even teach you early on "this is a game where you check everything twice"
>>585864629right here...
5 is gonna be the chapter you can skip
>>585864560get outta here reaper man
>>585864702We must find this person and kill them at the first available opportunity
>>585864749yumester booby
I need to see cheerleader ralsei
>>585864804They haven't been born yet.
>>585864759Chapter 5 is the Skypeia of Deltarune. Those who skip it will be punished in the end.
>>585862740>Public endorsement of LoveManiacMy dog, I see now how heavy the crown of righteousness must weigh on your head, I kneel. Based.
>>585864846here you go fren
>>585861706Sauce?
>>585864749*dies immediately*
>>585864642>Chapter 7 /utg/ gimmickfag who says Chapter 1-6 is just filler because of this reasonI can see it now
>>585864846and plausible school shooter kris
chapter 5 is the Water 7 of deltarune
Fave's digital tablet is starting to get several scratches on the drawing surface and they can see a glossy layer underneath said indents, fave wonders if this is because they've had the tablet for 7 years and the surface has worn down too much
>>585864428but doctor i- fuuuuuck oh my god fuck
>>585864963That feels more like Chapter 3Chapter 4 is the Paramount War
>>585864858Horrifying
>>585864740hypothetical player that skips all dialogue and googles "kris deltarune best build" at every opportunity
>>585864868>chapter that "foreshadows" (see: retroactive writing) a garbage twist that worsens the whole storyI guess Rudy really is the Knight
>>585865051Noel pls get off 4chan you need to study for your tests. You are failing English 201
>>585864894sssssssssssssssssssllut
>>585864894Thanks fren
>>585864962
Playing Deltarune without having played Undertale is like starting JJBA at Part 7 but people unironically do both
>>585865082FILTERED by Gear 5th after wanting Gear Death Edge Blood 666 said Alphys
>>585864962>>585865232keeeek
>>585865151No!
>>585865151Shut up mom
>>585865281Alphys is a HxHstacy she would never read garbage like One Piece
>>585864613>good writing is when the author caters to my autistically hyper specific preferences
>>585865068defense kris s tier ralsei is a passives doll and susie gets the magic items ez pz
Insistently saying "Hunter ECKS Hunter" around Alphys with a huge emphasis on the X no matter how many times she corrects you to see how long it takes to get her mad
>>585865418Unironically yes
Reminder that to complete the weird route you need to play from chapter 2, to complete the good ending you can play from chapter 7.casual = goodpro player = evilthis is what deltarune is about.
>>585865437>passives doll?
>>585865296>>585865318
>>585865483Weatherdoll
how to correctly play utdr>1. play undertale blind, getting the neutral ending>2. get pacifist ending>3. let your curiosity get to you and play geno>4. play chp 1-7 also blind, not getting all of the shadow crystals>5. replay deltarune finding all crystals to get alt-ending>6. replay deltarune and do the weird route after finding hints about it in SWORD, getting another alt-ending>7. replay deltarune and find the super secret EGGs by looking at online forum guides, getting the super duper secret all marks completed + all eggs found Saving Kris ending
>>585865483you put the accessories that give you passives on ralsei because they usually have worse stats and he will always be made of paper
how to correctly play utdr>watch youtube shorts>watch tiktoks
>>585865538kek
>>585865623thanks. never heard that term before
>>585865349She wouldn't read shonen at all she'd be into stuff like Utena
I remember a streamer deciding to skip chapter 3 when it dropped because Toby said it'd be kinda frivolous or smth and just stared at the screen in horror when chapter 4 opened with Susie talking about Undyne getting kidnapped but I can't recall who it was.
>>585865562None of us will ever ever experience this and it's kind of sadEvery chapter we play is painted by years of waiting for it with the prior one as our newest release and speculation on what the itty bitty sneak peeks would meanI don't know how it would've felt to see the Ralsei darkness exposition blind instead of going "oh shit the chair from the sweepstakes!" and "oh shit friend!" or to play the Sword Route without going "oh fuck that's the weird route jingle am I tainting my file?"
https://files.catbox.moe/tgse4y.webm
>>585865562actually... the right way is playing every chapter on release, reading every newsletter, watching every anniversary event, reading every tweet update, answering the arg, etc.
>>585865795for real? grim
>>585865562How do I get brain damage so I forget all my UTDR knowledge so I can play it all blind again?
>>585865795Retards get what they fucking deserveThat's very funny though
>>585865795the very act of streaming deltarune, ESPECIALLY your first play through of deltarune/a chapter is disgusting and goes against the entire theme of utdr. these monsters are meant to be real people, no matter how quirky they are. you are supposed to feel something for them. that was the whole point of undertales pacifist and geno ending
>>585865745i heard someone call nina in bof3 a skill doll once cause she's good to put all the buffing master skills on and not much else so i just kind of repurposed that i have no idea if it's a real term or something i just took from a random guy on gamefaqs over a decade agosaid uhh fuckin the floppy disk darkner that kinda looks like sheary
>>585865562>>1. play undertale blind, getting the neutral ending>>2. get pacifist endingI did this but I refused to play geno on principle. Then my friend who didn't like the characters as much asked me to watch him play Genocide and he liked it way more and I got really upset especially when Flowey told me off.
>>585865853Some of the shittiest porn I've seen but it gets a laugh from me because it includes one of the funny rat sex paintings that was getting auctioned legitimately
>>585865940step 1. stand in middle of roadstep 2. badmouth brandish outloudstep 3. wait for toby to run you over
>>585865709how do i install youtube and tiktok?
>>585866170I'd say MPV but that stopped working for me a while ago.
>>585866170steam.com
>>585866170sell half your soul to google and half your soul to facebook
>>585865968actually in deltarune is about how they're fake but they still can change you or something
>>585865562Has someone here still not done the genocide route?
>>585865940
>>585866437hello it's me
>>585866437im the one that made that post and I still havent done geno because i want everyone in undertale to remain happy. maybe i should do geno. ive been putting it off for 10 years now
>>585866098Bruh I've never told anyone before but I looked at the site of the guy who made those rat porn paintings like 8 years ago and he had a Geocities site full of art of actual lolicon/toddlercon of children's cartoon characters it was nasty beyond belief and I felt like I was gonna get arrested (they were drawings but I was younger so I was spooked really bad)Recalled Asriel while on the internet
It's kinda annoying how a lot of people's first instincts when seeing a character that's not a human is to immediately turn them into a human
>>585866652this is what david cage was talkinga bout
>>585866437i never did undertale geno route and i am proud of that fact
>>585866652i actually like utdr gijinka art. I wish I had some saved but sadly I don't
>>585866652UTDR feels like the opposite. Tenna would not have as many fans if he did not have a TV head
>>585866614oh yeah i recall a lot of animaniacs goons. what was the artist’s name again?
i showed my mom the pacifying nurse ralsei plush and she puked on the spot and we can't explain why that was because she's not sick or anything she just was so disgusted by it she says it felt like looking at a dead body thought you guys might be interested in hearing about this
>>585866857biohazard
>>585866857Brian Swords, just rewatched the auctions in honor of seeing the painting again
>>585866857I think it was Brian or somethingI don't wanna remember but they probably say it in the videoSaid Asriel again
>>585866882she still married or
what if bratty had a chubby gator cousin that looked like this https://imglink.cc/cdn/-YWH0oMIYy.jpghaha wouldnt that be so cool and awesome haha I wish toby wasnt a dick and actually gave catty and bratty more screentime and plushes i miss them so much I miss them so much I miss them so much toby is a vile man
>>585867012*pukes on you*
>>585866927the american branch of the emiya family
>>585866882She puked because he microwaved her insides
I think i figured out sans and gaster and the 7b, and his relation with undertaleFirst we need to know were sans is coming from, he cant be from deltarune, he knows his shit and probable is gonna have a participation in 7b for the bread crumps shitHe needs to be from undertale (not from snowdin, the underground is bigger than we think, dont forget the 10 aniversary) (this explains we he came in that fashion to snowdin) and he haves a relation to gaster, that is only posible, if he is from there"But wtf is doing in deltarune then?" as we know gaster has fallen in his creation (i think is a especie of fake utopia/matrix powered by darkeness or some shit when the monsters are not traped in the mount ebbot)He cant scape from there (probably he doesnt want to get out) and sans is there to "help" or maybe just to enjoy the better worldI think in the normal route the game is not gonna have sans or gaster participation, is gonna be lpike matrix you know, youre happy cus you dont know some thingsBut in 7b youre gonna interfere with the fabric of reality (and probably fuck the world or destroy it) and that why sans scaped7b is almost the cannon ending at this point knowing the drawn of the target7b is gonna be the gaster chapterWhy there isn mre people talking about this? i haven heard no one say this?or i am missing something(sorry i am ESL)
Toby's less successful brothers Boby, Koby, and Moby.
>>585865853Every time you post this image with a catbox link I'm hoping it's Ralsei in a dress porn but it's always some bullshitwhich is fine I'm not mad I just needed to get that off my chest
>>585855096it is i, chubby seth anonhttps://files.catbox.moe/vgdvtz.pngalso reposting the previous one i posted before i got sent to the shadowrealmhttps://files.catbox.moe/7u59gx.png
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>585867281I actually like this theory, more than the Meat Factory sprite sheet stuff
>>585867281>he cant be from deltaruneFundamental misunderstanding
>>585867281Deltarune --> Undertalebut Undertale -//-> Deltarune
>>585867379>Alright! I'm going to have to teach you how to be... GAMEDEVS!>*toby starts playing we are number one on piano until his wrist explodes*
>>585867396HOT!!!!!!!!!
>>585867396waow...
>>585867396Damn. Perfect amount of chub.
>>585867449Yeah Sans in Genocide said he gave up trying to go back. So going to Undertale is a one way trip. The idea the bottom of the lake takes you to Undertale and the music Onionsan heard was in Waterfall or something would be a cool twist.
>>585867396amazing incredible spectacular tubular mondo cool nice wow. you draw seth very cute, i wish she got more love here
>>585867396i kneel in your honor chubby seth anon i would shower you with roses but that would feel a tad morbid so i'll just give you a free shower voucher instead so you can take a shower for free whenever you want
>>585867464>"What the fuck y'all know about this?"
>>585867640>she
>>585866927>furaffinity empty>website gone>This URL has been excluded from the Wayback Machinefuck my life
uuuu......
>>585867464https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJgvrQXlRaw
while i do think meaning can be found in that bell game scene, it think the idea that it "actually foreshadows susie and noelle having a horrible breakup" is um.... kinda silly with everything else their dynamic has going on.i do agree with the idea of a possible rough patch, but the idea that they'll have a horrible breakup just isn't likely with everything we've been shown.
>>585867464haha made me kek>>585867754vagina. clitoris. womb. ovum. menstruation. breast growth. lactation. these are all words that can be attached to seth in some way
>>585867396I used to pray for times like these>pngI KNEEL
new Mystery Skulls Animated is outthat's right, the series that popularized skeletons before the skelebrosit finally ended today
>>585867783I can tell you what I remember seeing at least, one was like the girl from Catscratch cartoon getting fucked by the cat and another was Lilo and Stitch and a naked Lilo was getting hidden by Nani because CPS was coming or somethingIt was seriously disturbing as hell to me I had not seen anything like that beforeRecalled Asriel in therapy
fave is attempting to online date and they actually got one girl to start talking to them hopefully it's good practice for fave even if it ends up being a fake person or they don't actually click and it goes nowhere or something
>>585867952its pronounced 'pinge'>>585867992>that's right, the series that popularized skeletons before the skelebrosspeaking of this. has anyone read helvetica? is it good?
>>585868060i'm happy for ya man you gotta quit that pizza job though it's gonna go nowhere
>>585868123yeah you're right maybe if i work for that mayor lady or something i could be a big shot
>>585868060normally i would laugh at someone whose still trying to date when they're a 4channer but I wish you luck. I hope you can find someonealso, make sure you are able to tell the difference between a jpeg of pepperoni and a jepg of a woman
uuu
>>585867886There are too many people who insist this one gag that Toby probably wrote then forgot about after the fact is evidence that Noelle and Susie are going to break up! It's a joke! Susie goes out of her way to accompany for Noelle's lack of strength after the fact! We literally find out Noelle is only still alive because of Susie right afterwards! WHY do people hang so much on this one detail?
battat's green penis......
I cannot feel anything for Normal Route Noelle as she’s merely a gagshit plot device
ralsei's canon snout
>>585867886It's just confirmation bias, anon.People feel raped by Suselle, so they're constantly looking for any sort of hint that it will fail and their ship can "win" instead.
if Noelle dies, Carol loses both her husband and her last daughter on a town festival day LOL
P-Please Ralseigods...a crumb of Queen merch....
>>585868401Toby doesn't know how glasses work...
>>585868395wait a minute that's terrible I QUIT
how long will it take until people microwave the entire ralsei
>>585868468That's what she gets for not being loyal to Christmas and making up her own terrible holidays
>>585868248i'm just a poor young 4chan boy trying to find his way in the world, it's all i know, i never knew my muddah or faddah, they dropped me here when i was just a babe, until i was 9 years old i only had rage comics and bad luck brians to eat every other tuesdaybut thanks yeah ok i'll be able to do it don't worry. you can tell from the pixels
>>585868507a very cute image. i think matching toriel and asgore mini keychains would be something great to own
>>585868550Someone is 100% going to record it just to show what happens because the ad was so insistent(It'll set him on fire woah firegrave foreshadowing)
>>585865853As UT/DR fans are we furries? We definitely act like furries
They will and then they'll draw more art about Fangamer being evil.
I wonder if we'll see Chapters 6 & 7's release, or if we'll all be dead by then.
Do I go to a Halloween costume party as Berdly or Charlie Kirk
https://youtu.be/t6tLlw4Ct1w jaru is bullshitting againat least it's an entertaining thought
>>585868725what's the difference
>>585868594>i never knew my muddah or faddah, they dropped me here when i was just a babe, until i was 9 years old i only had rage comics and bad luck brians to eat every other tuesdaykek. godspeed anon
>>585868549w..what?! no! come back anon!
>>585868725Berdly wearing a white shirt saying "FREEDOM MOTIF" with trickling frost painted on your neck
>>585868631>>585868550secret easter egg
I am never watching jaru or spookydood or whatever other autistic matpat wannabes that make ut/dr videos
>>585863271Claus cant be the Masked Man its too obvious, Itoi would be a hack to do that and not focus on Giygas lore.
>>585868843tl;dw eram is the ruins dummy ghost from undertalealso, his name is muttler
>>585868404On one hand, browsing /doe/ and /v/ have made this clear as day. They talk about it like Toby shat on their front lawn while calling Kris a cuck. On the other though? I can’t rule it out as not foreshadowing because this and the Ferris wheel not going all the way feels like they’re omens
>>585856805>no one is forcing /v/eaners to leave /v/the jannies actively are
>>585868819I really gotta get a Freedom Motif shirt made, it looks cool
>>585868941adog muttler
hmm...
Speaking of which a /v/ thread just got wiped
>>585868941>muttlerWhat kind of insane jumps in logic were used to get there? Muttler is the dead relative of one of the dogs
hey on the whiteboard there’s
hypothetically where could i get a sweater for a subtle vessel cosplay...
>>585869165You would have to be on /v/ to know that you /v/irgin cuckold loser.
>>585869197well go on what is there's
>>585868778oh what the hell I need the (you)s*sits back down*
>>585868843I'm fine with just not watching their shit slop content but my problem with them is that they affect the fandom at large>every time something is vaguely similar to one of their theories, the fandom never shuts up about how they were "right all along" (oberon smog)>spookydood just takes shit other people are discussing on twitter and packages it with some stupid meme theory name, so now whenever something blatantly foreshadowed in the game is correct people will say "67 THEORY TRIPLE T THEORY SHELDON THEORY CONFIRMED">spookydood also made an anti-Dessknight video so the shitting on Dessknight will get even worse
they gonna microwave my insides at the job tomorrow
>>585867396Based and human sexopilled.
>>585868506Queen has, like, three posters. Imagine how Kingfags would feel right now if they still existed.
>>585869196jaru is claiming (bullshitting) that endogeny is what you're merely supposed to ASSUME who the tombstone is forackshually, muttler fused before deltarune and died, eram is his ghost demon ghost thing
>>585869224>/doe/ out of NOWHERE
I don't like the idea of having two chapters in one day
Ralsei's warm and gooey insides...
>>585869282,
>purple lizard>stupid>purple flower>smarttheory: purple color does not determine intelligence, it's something else entirely
>>585868843I watched a spooky video once and I clicked off 2 minutes in because he said Toby was changing his script because of what people on twitter said (Friend lore being added). If you seriously thought Toby was writing to appease twitter complainers you wouldnt be so invested in the lore you dramafagging dumbfuck!
>>585869217personally i bought a grey sweater and i'm sewing on my own stripes
>>585869464Seth is DUMB
>>585869289yaaaaaay! so as i was saying about battat's green penis
>>585869440i bet you hated the ch3&4 drop then
https://bsky.app/profile/jnwiedle.bsky.social/post/3myve6pdwks2z
>>585869509she's ignorant but clever and strives for knowledge, suso is just plain based retard barbarian
>>585869464deterverence
>>585869484I hovered over his carol knight video and the thumbnail preview was him saying the unused fire attack means literally nothing because it's unused and that I guess Toby just put it in for no reason and forgot that Carol's whole thing is ice
>>585869301>the worst theorysloppers are all against Dess KnightI will be such a sore winner and rub it in everyone's faces. Meanwhile they will cope and be like ERM ITS NOT LITERALLY DESS IT IS FORMED OF HER BROKEN DREAMS or some shit.
>>585869464Some say it determines if you're stealthy or not. But it's hard to say, as I've never seen any sneaky people who're purple. But then again, that might be even more proof purple people are sneaky.
>>585869405hoping people stop falling for his shit. no Jaru you weren't the only person who theorized Gerson dustner and in fact your theory was REALLY off from what actually happened.
>>585869464Purple girls are smartSusie is VIOLET. Important difference
Jaru is going to come out as a maga chud by chapter 6 so I think his stardom is already fading.
>>585869779susie is an indigo child
>>585869464Nobody who has a crush on berdly is right in the head
remember wobblemeat?
>>585869779I mean Susie and Toko also both date women
>>585867396Actual slop
People really need to learn how to separate "not canonical to the game" from "cannot and will never mean anything and cannot hint towards anything we haven't learned yet"You'd think THIS SHIT being in a non-canon Newsletter sprite would've helped with this but no
Fave is what you breath.
>>585869962Wobblemeat...it......
Nobody respond to that bait
I never watch Spookydood's videos but I know everything in them because I'm in a server where he posts about what he'll put in his videos and we bully him for continuing to make them.Fun Fact: Most of the time when he says "people in the fandom think x" what he's actually saying is "somebody in this server said x".
Are all you anons stocking up?
>>585869962The big twitter meme right now is a gigantic twerking Splatoon ass so I think its still going strong
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE JUST MICROWAVE HIS INSIDES
>>585869962Butts don't wobble, they jiggle.
>>5858700311 pound of susie
>>585870006papyrus importance SOONVERYVERYSOON
oooOOOIuuugh filling up long ralsei with WARM SPAGHETTI ooouuugh~
>>585870081Link it!!!!!
>>585870006flowery confirmed to fucking hate pink's guts
>>585870151Papyrus is GasterGaster is PapyrusFinkle is Einhorn
>>585869668After Chapter 5 I stopped Deltarune posting for a while because it felt like everything had fallen into place, no one could possibly keep copingBut they refused, so my fire burns again
>>585870208They never interact, so that is certainly possible.
>>585870203prevence
>>585870040"a server" shut up asgore everyone knows about andrew cunningham's discord server every single fucking theorist is on it dude it's not a big secret club or anything. they're gonna ban your ass we know you fire reacted to that shit too i got the user list now motherfucker so don't even bother removing your reaction
>>585870203https://x.com/Kxrlvrs/status/2114139221107913064?a=u-1qg3DJt4RWZloL9qk&s=19Just type "how ass" into twitter
I mean it's pretty obvious who Masked Man is in Mother 3. When something in Deltarune parallels a game Toby likes, always expect him to crib it
>>585870076on candy? no one trick or treats where we live everyone goes somewhere with more houses
>>585869668I can see Rudy truthers going full Kris Knight cope later and going ERM ACTUALLY THE REAL THING WE WERE ARGUING FOR WAS THAT RUDY WILL HAVE MORE IMPORTANCE THAN JUST DYING, SO THE FACT HE WAS REVIVED AS A DUSTNER AND WAS AN ACTIVE PLAYER IN CHAPTER 6'S PLOT MEANS WE WERE RIGHT IN THE END
>>585870040I can't really blame him honestly. He's somehow getting viewers and revenue from it. Might as well profit off of the fans if it takes like 5 minutes to make videos they somehow like.
>>585870373soul master will posses susie and attack ares
>>585870403No, canned food, water and all
>>585870312>every single fucking theorist is on it dudeI'm not, Andrew Cunningham seems like a fartsniffing dweeb.
>>585870483The stretched-out Ralsei looks so bad. I wonder how many people are actually willing to pay $42 (+ shipping!) for it
I have no idea who the fuck Andrew Cunningham even is.
>>585870483Toby's anti-lightner merch stances is getting so weird because we have zero Susie plushes but we have so much Ralsei merch we're literally getting Snake Ralsei where you microwave his insides
Is Ralsei's darker dong proportionally enlengthened in this form
>>585870501you don't have a youtube channel you're not who i meant by theorist you need like subscribers and stuff
>>585870590It looks better than the other ralsei plushes
Andrew Cunnyham
DessKnighters talk like this and then expect to be taken seriously
Andrew Cunnilingus mention, I appear
He’s not a snake he’s longcat
sex with vampire tenna
>>585870629yes, but it's incapable of maintaining rigidness and just kinda flops around
>>585870494that would be smart but I don't make and decisions hereif whats coming is bad we should probably just die anyway
>>585870693Based, he dabbed on your underage ass
I haven't watched a single lore video and I haven't played anything after Chapter 2
>>585870693So the 2 examples of Rudy Knighters being smug about being trans means nothing, but this is different?
carl
>>585870693This is based. I hate that Deltarune's fanbase is 70% teenagers who were too young to even play Undertale when it came out. And they're all gay and annoying
>>585869962Ahem. Imagine being nearly crushed in such a big hug as she lays on top of you. Imagine being blindfolded and teased just from fave's boobs resting beside your head. Imagine being easily picked up and carried around, maybe even positioned to sit on her shoulder so you both got to see things from on high instead of being short and not enjoying the same sights as fave.
Fave should do cunnilingus on me like the Andrew guy does for a living
>>585870698he's tacgnol sans hat
About half of my teeth have fallen out at this point
>>585870693Based, children on the internet need to learn to shut the fuck up
Putting Ralsei into the penis stretcher to teach him the value of self worth
did susie ever reach 0 pounds?
babaababaa *drools and paws at fave mobile hanging above me*
>>585870693But this is just how Dess talks.
i can't believe this bastard is stealing my wife
>>585870948whosie?
>>585871004Disturbing aura coming from this post, please cease to exist immediately
FISH
>>585870948>>585862569
*spins wheel*QC...is....THE KNIGHT....
I need 5000 dollars
>>585871110it was nice of Papyrus to share his fashion basketballs with Undyne
>>585871196>*applause*
>>585871209KEK
>>585871030I'm a Sethfag but I want to have sex with Berdly too
https://youtu.be/ndhprVKeKWk>>585871209lmao
>>585871196It's like a whirlwind...
>>585871196But the Knight is skinny
You have to remember that deltarune theorists need to make dumbfuck videos about nonsense because they are financially incentivized to flood the internet with dogshit content (and ragebait is easy clicks). The internet truly is a bleak place for fandoms nowadays.
>>585871290that's stupid and gay. everyone knows that having sex with teenage girls is better than sex with teenage boys
I was going to post an insightful and thought provoking question but it has floated away from my mind.
>>585871509post carol instead
>>585871196*spins wheel*And it's called... VERITY Theory... because... QC serves hot chocolate which includes milk which comes from cows which Verity sings about in his song...
If the hospital becomes a darkworld then these sprite are cool foreshadowing
>>585871592I don't have any carols saved, have a tenna instead.
Seth is a enby with an unknown sex though
>>585871290Berdly is for being stealth fucked in the boy's room by all the jocks taking turns
>>585871594i will be in the grave before i know what verity is. mark my words
>>585871670Oh he's so cute! Thank you for posting him
>>585871410What the fuck is this image man
‘Tis better to have loved and lost,Than never to have loved at all.
>>585871712Its a minecraft creepypasta version of clippy
QC's name is confirmed to be from CQ (Cucumber Quest) backwardsYou know what else is from Cucumber Quest? Nightmare KnightI rest my case
>>585871730anytime
>>585871808
>>585871808why are the kids obsessed with it?
>>585871768How absurd, people like cartoonishly ludicrous oversized buttocks? On a degenerate website? I could hardly imagine.
>>585871817King = SplashmasterQueen = NoisemasterKnight = Nightmare KnightTitan = QuakemasterFlowery = RosemasterFRIEND = Glitchmaster
>>585871997Autism stimmies
ralsei's wobble on my MEAT if you know what i mean
>>585871817so QC's full name is... Quest Cucumber?
>>585872045*shows you a picture of a scary demon*
>>585871997Kids love creepypasta shit and kids love minecraft/roblox shit and kids love slop videos, its the trifecta
>>585872118she's Japanese, so it's backwardsbut she isn't the knightthat's her son, Jonny
>>585872131AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!?!?!?!?!?!
When I was a kid we didn't have creepy pastas we got Goosebumps and Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark from the librarby.
>>585872147whats scary about it?
Body proportions in art aren't real. They can't hurt me *say fave while holding back tears*
Ms. Cucumber...
>>585872298How aren't you dead from old age yet?
I kinda don't want to do this anymore
>>585872298my brother told me the severed head picture from scary stories to tell in the dark could come out of the sink at night and scared the fuck out of me
>>585872302It gives you a AHHH SOOO SCAWY jump scare and eats your brain
>>585868742>the manatees pick up an idea ball, then the idea balls drop into the theory combine and form a part of the new video!> [ERAM]...[IS]...[RUINS DUMMY]- A perfect JaruJaruJ theory, I can see it now!
>>585872298fave's school librarian gave fave a list of all the goosebumps books they had so fave could go down the list and read all of them. good times
>>585872376why
Starving susie at the utg meetup
>>585872298I blame Goosebumps for giving me an esoteric tf fetish.
>>585872376please keep going, do it for me. we're friends
>>585855096>kriselle but now they’re flowers
I WISH MONSTERS WERE REAL!!!!
>>585872553yea thanks trapped in batwing hall
MY SETH IS SHIPPED!
>>585872637cute, is noelle the gold?
>>585872638heh... you haven't met me.... otherwise you'd know that monsters ARE real
>>585868843Jaru is austistic and wrong but I can at least respect that he seems sincere in his retardation. Spookydooky at this point is just a content farm pumping out worthless clickbait videos that I refuse to believe even he believes in.
Deltarune but characters have to take realistic bathroom breaks at specific points in the story
post high calibre images
>>585872638I hate how much the colorful scrimblos of Deltarune give my brain good chemicals
>>585872893
>>585872376proceed
>/utg/
>>585872370Sheer force of will of wanting to see Deltarune's ending. I also remember when we had flip phones and the emo kids were writing fanfiction on LiveJournal.
>>585872638>MONSTERS>Shows a single monster, the rest are darkners and a single human
>>585872931eww someone save him from those uggos
>>585873016Its funny that a lot of /utg/ will probably die after chapter 7 becuase people will lose their drive to live for something.
What if we tried to make a dark world at the utg meetup?
why does nobody else want to sex head hathy? I have so much love for all of the deltarune darkners and yet sometimes it feels like only I see their potential
>>585872768you can draw anon! i believe in you!
>>585873130It's called DETERMINATION
Anyone else having really bad burnout today?
>>585873169at least half of us will be too busy having sex to care
>>585872893gaze into the abyss and the abyss stares back
>>585856697raping this kris in particular might be a bit hard why do they have goku traps
>>585873016noelle wants to hang out on vampirefreaks but is scared carol will find out
Toby Fox is a pedophile
>>585873193I like their boob window
That primal satisfaction I get when a Flower Man remix gets the notes of the "floooweeers" part right and only goes 2 notes down
softest life with my wife
>>585873193i reserve my couples table for hathy and head hathy so she has a friend cause she's my fave chapter 1 'map encounter' darkner
>>585856697Kris cannot be a man because otherwise Berdly, the straightest guy in Deltarune, would never flirt with them.
>>585873193i get you man i get you... rudinn, hathy, shuttah, guei, they're all hot as hell and yet nobody gives a fuck... it's awful...
Is anyone buying any of the new merch? If I was still a youngster in college I'd 100% buy the Flowery wall scrolls. But now I'm too old to show off my gay merch.
It's kinda weird that Toby made Dess a pedophile. Storywise it makes sense but it doesn't really fit into the game
>>585873454>gueiwe stand as one..
fave's job is breathing down fave's neck and it is making fave want to kill faveself
Some of you weren't molested as children and it shows
>>585873454cuptains too
My parents were normal and they love me!
>>585873302>>585873505>>585873612hello
>>585872804yeah
shi gf you have to carry around in a pot
my mom made me eat out of a dog bowl when i was a kid and my dad once left me in the woods on accident said fave
sex with a harem of harpy monster npcs...
>>585873745wield her like a banner
>>585873070I will but you don't seem to be staying away.
>>585859035why is one of the best vaginas i've ever seen in utg on starwalker
>>585873783all we got is hotdog harpy
>>585873745read this as "shit gf" and was very concerned
>>585873297There's a high possibility some of the kids who like Verity now were conceived by couples who met on vampirefreaks
>>585873923i will simply create more
>>585873991You now have two hotdog harpies
>>585874063Toriel lets you have TWO hotdog harpies?
hotdog harpy's stronger enemy variant is the barbecued corn harpy
2035 rolls around and Undertale Hard Mode finally releases on Switch 3 unfortunately it's only part of the Nintendo Blood Transfusion service
>>585873431Berdly has convinced himself that Kris is a femboy and that femboys aren't gay.
>>585874327>>585874327>>585874327ˢᵘˢᶦᵉ
>>585873772Fave should go to a therapist
Stop saying you're gonna have sex at the utg meetup, if one of the moids saw pussy they would react like picrel you're definitely not going to have sex at the meetup
>>585874287This is the funniest & therefore most tobycore interpretation
>>585874356If I saw utg femanon pussy in real life my eyes would shoot out and I would get on the floor and beg like a dog.
>>585874356speak for yourself, I know exactly which anon I'm going for and we will mate
>>585874535which anon
>>585874535One of the four femanons that everyone has a crush on will not have sex with you, anon
>>585874349>fave should go let the jews know their vulnerabilities kek
>>585874535wh-who
>>585874471my eyeballs i can't find my eyeballs
>>585874585>>585874620he'll find out when the day comes
>>585874668>he
>>585874825yes
>>585862896Toby is in love with meta shit prepare to be dissapointed>>585860191I still haven’t heard rudy knight counter evidence that isn’t counter evidence for every candidate/a point in rudy’s favor>>585864264If i have to read one more person day rudy cant be the knight because hes sick im gonna rip my penis off. If there was a line in the game that said “dess used to cough a lot” you faggots would use that as evidence
