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FUCK FALCON SHES A DUMB UGGO
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>>585858291>>585856107speaking of the Danchou Cup:I can still host and I've been collecting the other danchuds like pokemonsAny other danchou's itt who are gonna participate can follow me so we can be mutuals to keep the room from being invaded 119555892789The date of the race was originally intended to be Nov 1st BUT as we all know thats during CM and during club recruitment. I'm ok with hosting later if you guys need more time to prep/cant participate unless we get more prep time.I don't have a definitive headcount yet nor am in any kind of personal contact with the guy who came up with the idea for any of these races, but since I want it to happen im steppin up and at least making sure we get 1 cool race out of this whole clusterfuck. I'll bug the thread about this again before the race to make sure evey danchud who wants to race knows whats up.
End Uma x Trainer propaganda
>>585858342hey
>>585858386be nice asshole
>>585858412umatisms danchou has this in the baghes legit one of the 100 best players on the planet
kill yourself
wahey>SSR Reddit Tachyonsigh...
>>585858572>>>/y/
>>585858641Yet you're posting this reddit ass uma
>>585858572>boyuma
>>585858641counterbake already
Sirius, the Silly Uma
>>585858342I love umasweat
Imagine how sticky the pages are.
ryan LOVE
>>585858746I never DID!!!!! will just wait or sleep soon
Ugly boy
>>585858641It was already like that in the previous bread
>94h until CMwhy is it 4 days agaaaaaaaaain
>>585858965I wish I were 'donna
>he didnt flatlineha...haha.......hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAKEKEKEKEK WHAT A FUCKING RETARD
Gweetings
>>585858881yeah I know I just noticed it now too but still it's annoying>>585858906good I gotta finish my CURREN
>ntr threadheh...
Got pretry lucky the first try. Looping is pretty fun.
>>585858789ugly ass dog
>>585859095hewwo
straight people always make shit so toxic and weird.
4 and forever young chokes the breeders cup7 = broken legdubs = death
looping restraint + spirit mood is so much fun copa copa
>>585859226ong
>>585858412I did say the timing is awkward and I don't mind hosting it a little sooner than the actual tenno sho.How about hosting the race at the 30th instead?
>>585859219hello there
>>585859226YWNBAW
>>585859226>>585859329>transbians
>>585858732What about them?
uma uma samba
>multiple jp tranniesoh boy
>mfw too short to ever get a real wife>mfw too tall to be a jockeyITS NEVER BEEN MORE OVER
copa copa desu wa mambo
>>585859329I thought you were into guys umama?
what the fuck is going on tonight
>>585859550retard
>>585859553well, that depends
>>585859553you don't want to know
>>585859553look at the clock. it's usually around this time when the seanig trannies start infesting the thread
>>585859226even if this wasn't bait, I'm sure generalizing the majority makes you look real good in comparison
7 and this thread gets cleansed
>>585859553TamaSex
>>585859492go to a thirdie country where 173 is passable
>>585859553grand live gameplay
Master Rickey on my dickey
>>585859745Tama...
>>585859870me next-ey?
Dia is such a cutie
>>585859553I'm hungry
>>585859958Yeah...cutie
>>585859935Master Rickey and nonney on my dickey
>>585859330I can host most nights (30th included) but my main concern was not having enough time to prep a decent ace being what limits the others from participating. thread does not seem to be in good shape right now so i'll try getting ahold of the other danchuds later.
>tfw the fattest anon in /uma/ and the second fattest in /vma/whats the cope lads
I think I'll wait for RGB crystals to lb my Mayano
>>585860043yippie
>>585860035and hot
>>585859958she says that but then i get 0 3* in my free 10 pull
>>585860156almost a clean cut
>>585859629What community, exactly? The default can't have a community. They are, by definition, without culture. What they can be is gross, toxic, weird, and goofy.
>>585860147Hmmm nyooo SiL is not a dirter, be a dirter or you get no dickey
>>585859481someone sell me on ks, all ive seen are memes on how rude she is but is that true?
>tfw the only south american in the sea of brown people and asian diaspora that is /uma/ayudame
https://litter.catbox.moe/yuyeiyh5vvat4ykd.mp4 umanko sloppa test
Happening:https://jiggie.fun/tEEx59
>>585860176W-What's wrong with Dia
thread sux
>>585860321okay I'm ready now!
I see people hyping up the girls in this game but are the actual campaigns or whatever for each uma actually as flirty/romantic as people say?Or is it just a case of babby's first gacha thinking the girls are in love with (You) because they are slightly niceGranblue Fantasy traumatized me and I don't trust cygays
>>585860206zoomer saggers...
make a better thread next time
>>585860368which uma is this meant to be, flower?>>585860435>playing a gacha with m*n in the summoning poolkek what did you expect
>>585860435You play Granblue, you know the answer is no, they're not that flirty, and thats not really why any normal person plays the game. Umas are more likely to reproduce with each other than they are to confess their love for you
>>585860435you should play chinkshit instead
>>585860349>>585859481She's supposed to be rude? That's surprising
My oshi? Yanko Manko
>>585860265hmm let me try again
>>585860435A lot of the later umas are more aggressive with their lust for your dick
>>585860435if you want them to fuck you you need to play nikke or hbr
>>585860349Rude? But she jumped into the river to fetch my phone in a card event
>>585860435later uma's are more for (you) because they realized they can just release 10 mares a year with kinda flirty subtext and Japanese businessmen would give them 10 billion dollars.
>>585860284you have no friends and not even your kind likes you
The "For (You)" term is weird and, subsequently, bad
>>585860717why are japanese businessmen such retards? they probably play open league too
>>585860530i put tachyon as a ref to gen the image then genned the vid, if i took more care i could make it look like her
>>585860435>r the girls romanticyes, the audience is 30 year old jap office workersthe english version butchers this because a grown man having sex with adult women is problematic according to some 30 year old feminist localizer and her literal pet goblino
45%
>>585860812it's a seanig term now, like gosling. i can't believe i forgot to add it back on my filter
>>585860392Dia will kiss her trainer, tongue included, no matter what!
>weve got to the 'pretend to be a lesbian in /uma/ to trigger brainlets' point in the day, aka america time
>>585860812cute daiwa but terrible bait
umasumi
>>585860972It's been "America Time" for 13 hours because America has been awake for 13 hours
How possessive ancient umamusume were compared to modern ones?
>>585860812Mega cute Daiwa
This wouldn't be happening if you just practiced Feng Shui
>>585861007
Here's your sprint CM bro
>>585860368breddy gud>>585861046weve all been at work thoughbeit
>>585861007umasumin~
>>585861052the only difference is that rape is a crime nowadays, whereas it wasn't in the past
>>585861046I've only been awake for 12 hours
Comfy ramen scenario...come back...
This thread fucking sucks
>>585861090flower is shit albeit
>>585860352batate y grabalo
>>585860206
>>585860560>and thats not really why any normal person plays the gameah, I remember now this community is filled with normalfags >>585860670>>585860717>>585860880>later umasDo they have alts for old ones that get more flirty later on or is just all new girls all the time?
>>585861197and smells!
azuma literally means wife in japanesebravo kojima
>>585861197>>585861217>7s of truth
>>585861217*gives you a DDT on the exposed concrete*
just spoke to an insider.SHAVE YOUR UMA RIGHT NOW
Does anyone else love watching the little hops they do before choosing Guts animation during summer camp?
>>585861007sleep well gwotato
>>585861245>Do they retroactively rewrite stuff to make a girl slobber on your cock like the new mares?nyo
>>585860414>>585860614luna poona troona rudolph is NOT CUTE!
>0 sprint s todayI'm going to have 0 aces for cm
Abandon bread and head here instead>>585861351>>585861351>>585861351
nah
>check xitter for more uma sex>a lot of people are complaining about umamusume and "misogyny"what the fuck just happened?
>>585861391how would that fix literally anything
ok
>>585861310i would but ive never clicked the guts button in my entire life
>>585861245depends, for example, the ones wearing wedding dresses end up getting 3 events with a bit of flirting in them
>>585861391>page 1>146/72lmao die in a fire troll
>>585861354DamnOh wellBack to Blue Archive and Nikke I supposeI'll just stick to being a secondary this time around
>>585860604>>585860690looks like i got gaslit from the memes ive seen. i only just got her R card with free rolls but im not about to run an R in my deck just to see her events, at least not until she's closer to playable
i fucking hate all of you but i hate >>585861391 the most
>>585860435The later ones are higher on the flirt ranking
>>585861429you checked xitter
>>585861469You don't have to do the training. Just click on it and see the bounce. Rob Roy's is particularly amazing.
>>585861509they want (you) in uma more than in BA, but less than nikke
Can you niggers not be mentally ill for 5 whole fucking minutes
>>585861429a female ningen crying that umas are basically women but superior in every way, and that this would somehow lead to the extinction of women, which is true and celebrated by everyone
>>585861429Malfoid
reminder to dEPORT troll threads and bakeronly way to clean this dog shit place up is through action
>>585861613eughhhh... i'm rotting....... please reply to my blogposts.....
gyoodnight bwos i love younot you, fr*nt runner players
>>585861603>less than nikkeYeah I'd never expect more than Nikke, unless it was something like BD2>more than in BAReally? Hm.
>>585861794retard
>>585861702he ban evades all the timethe only thing that kept him away was getting dumped and even then he was only gone like 2 days emo-ing out
>>585861532No, she's not rude. In fact, she's so kind that she's willing to die to return the gratitude of the people who helped her.
>>585861702V keeps ban evading though
>>585858412Let me invade to defend my title 501444138323
>>585861603no one can convince me that a man and a woman spending the night together at the hot springs wouldn't end up having a night of passion after years of stress and hard work
>>585860435people already talked about the later ones but i would say about half the roster in game right now flirts with you and if you understand even basic japanese and arent literally tone def you will be content. there are some umas that dont quite hit the mark though
funny how * has been trying to sklnwalk me the whole thread but I'm here all the time so it's literally impossible for him to get fucked
>>585861532I used her R card and it turned out ok.
>>585861794i love this cow
>>585861579xitter is better (except for the auto refresh, fuck that shit) compared to pixiv (don't get me wrong, the site is great for gatekeeping purposes but good lord the navigation sucks ass).
>>585861870Would she be kind enough to squeeze out my sperm when I'm feeling backed up
>>585861728unbelievable that this is canon now
>>585861509I'd recommend snowbreak but that game got shot in the back by the CCP
>>585862032you're literally just as annoying, shut the fuck up about it already
>>585862131>snowkwabits joever for those fags lmao
>>585862158bwo that's a skinwalker too...
Cannot tell if I'm just playing this scenario wrong, or if I'm getting horrifically fucked by RNG. I just hope I can keep above rank 300.
>>585861509>back to blue archive
>>585861429>>585862054You need to tell X to not recommend anyone speaking in English. My X feed has been trained over years to only show Japanese and the occasional comfort Korean and it's a good experience.
This new V angle where he pretends to be Umama until he gets mass deleted to make Umama look bad is a weird one. Everyone knows he's the only one that gets nuked.
>>585860060So I'll take it that we'll start the dancho 2 days earlier than planned then? I don't mind making announcements each thread too.>my main concern was not having enough time to prep a decent ace being what limits the others from participatingif this refers to making a decent ace for Dancho Cup well it's a for fun race anyway so I dont think it's something to really keep in mind, its been a couple days since I've posted it happening surely those interested have something by now.
>>585862193she looks so tired here lmao
ok this is probably as clean as i can get it with what im able to do. blame the guy who made it for not posting a version that's only 1 loop long
>>585861870She's so cute, it's absurd. I'm a little mad at the fact that they made her only 156cm tall when she has the greatest (non sexual) oneesan vibes. she deserves the world.
zionno rob goy
>>5858623632 days earlier is wild, seemed like they were implying people would be swamped with trying to make cm aces, so how would making the time crunch even shorter help with that
>>585862403CORRECORREUMA CHICA
>3/6 mile pinks>every other pinks triggeredWhen does this part of ace making go away
I knew this tranny would attempt it after he fucked with the OP's club listing.
>>585862403almost perfectalmost
>>585862546Never, but in the future there will be white sparks that improve aptitude so you don't have to rely on pink
>>585861217the only stronger umas take more effort to make or are ones not as many people rolled for
UDF is getting seriously annoying blaming V for everything when he isn't even here
>>585862589We have Dunmer posting here?!
the sprint stats are so easy to get that i've started doing extra races
>>585862589nice fiIter snowfIake LOL
>>585862432>tfw you know the sort of waterstone Raisu is usingwhat a blessed imageRob Roy's claymore is fucking kino, too.
>>585862354I don't get it because there's no need to try make umama look bad, he's been doing that himself plenty for months with all his usual bullshitbut I guess he still hasn't gotten over getting owned with the discord exposé
>>585862693>vtarded
>>585862432The big stuffed bear on the bed really completes this image.
>>585862520Its not about making aces but the state of the thread being chaotic. Nov 1st we got recruitment post and CM posts coming together, adding in the dancho cup + actual tenno sho autumn race not to mention Yanko winning/losing BCC in the 31st too. Just too many things happening so clearing the dancho cup first seems like a good move.
what if i fucked the gigahag uma
>>585862769GLORY TO SPRINTS!
>>585862991Why is the gigahag wearing modern clothes
>>585860349There is a scene where KS miracle tells Ruby she probably won't make it to the next spring races (she's dying), Ruby slaps her and tells her to stop with the rude remarks. I guess that got memed into KS miracle actually being rude
>>585862579my heroes...
>>585862363>>585862987For fun doesn't mean "not try"if they sneed more time, they need more. I dont want to see any cope like "oh i had to recruit" or "i had to make CM aces" or "i wanted to use the 3x rewards" type thing. This is a medium race in GL, they can be pretty annoying to build for if your name is not xog or you dont have perfect stamina sparks + highroll. That's why the first week being chaotic matters, because making a good ace takes time.
Groundwork Pasa is broken. I'm sorry for doubting you witGOD.
Anyone else #popular?
>>585862589idgi what is this supposed to filter
>>585862987I'm not even a danchou, I just think it would be kinda sad to see some of the clubs miss showing up because they prioritized the cm over the cup
>>585863409don't question schizophrenia
Uma for this feel? >Troll bake is still alive, getting necrobumped
>>585863409it's for the tranny word "skinwalker" but replacing i and l for other similar looking things. do you not know how regular expressions work?
>>585863558>do you not know how regular expressions workmost people don't
>>585863558
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/tEEx59>https://jiggie.fun/tEEx59https://jiggie.fun/tEEx59>https://jiggie.fun/tEEx59https://jiggie.fun/tEEx59
>>585863039She paves the way for others
>>585863558i know how they work but how the hell was i supposed to know what the word was with 0 context?
>>585863381If Pasa's unique proc it's the equivalent of XOguri's unique
Stop posting non-Umamusume: Pretty Derby characters in the Umamusume: Pretty Derby general
cygenerous
>>585863764
>>585863764don't forget to add GLOBAL umamusume
>>5858638014 million fans for mambo!
cm21 status?
>>585863927huh
>>585863927live
>>585863927I haven't thought about it a week already.
>>585863558no one really knows how regex works 2bh
>>585863927time to make my aces with whatever I have from loopin
>>585863927it doesn't matter. nothing matters, in general
live V nuke lmoa
>>585864014who is this normal looking girl
I want to fuck Spechud from behind.
Straggots are really fucking weird, man.
I haven't even attempted to run the last 4 chanmi because I'm too lazy
>>585864250
NE~ NE~ SOU JAN NE~
I have finished... farming.
>>585864327Kita crying really activates my neurons
>>585858291How good is Tachyon and Teio wit for the next scenario?I only have MLB Kitasan, 3LB Biko and 1LB Fine
>>585863558now you have 2 problems
>>585864439no you haventtaiki is supposed to be #1
>>585864457Tachyon good for pace chasers and as a second speed card if you have nothing elseTeio bad
>>585864436Why is Ai's mom so slutty
HOOOOOOOOLYpretty decent scuffed ace, ideally just missing ddppiwg but whatever
>>585864457Tachyon is only good if you're a pacechud
>>585863353>>585863419Alrighty then let's all have fun in November 1, roomhost dancho I'll shill the event here too so don't worry about it. Once again now confirmed:1st race of Dancho Cup Autumn Triple Crown- Tenno Sho Autumn will start at November 1st JST (Tokyo, 2000m, left, firm, autumn, sunny), the room will be hosted 24~ hours beforehandSee you there
soon
>>585864654>right handed xelite tactic to lower your score to get jobber rooms in cm
>>585864654you're missing 2 important skills bro
>>585864640She's slutty but only for me, her trainer
>>585864778and you're missing 2 inches you MANLET BITCH
>>585864737Those odds are crazy
>>585864687DAAAANCCCHOOOUUUUYOU BETTER WIN OR ELSE
are any of the scam banners worth it?
Another one for the collection
If I hate this thread enough to leave it for good, should I leave my /uma/ club first?
>>585864687LETS GET THIS BREAD DANCOOOOOO
>>585864864see this is why people don't like you
>>585864864thats not kinda nice bwo...
>>585865049>acts like a smug cunt>SEETHES the instant someone smacks backlol lmao
>>585865049Stop being a baby
>>585864924I pulled on every scam uma banner so far and got a new uma every time I did. But I'm goated and maybe you're not so I can't guarantee similar results
>>585865029
I HAVE NO ACES AAAAAHHHHH
>>585864864>projecting
>>585865025why would it matter which one you do first? nothing will happen either way. you'll be fine. even if you're probably gonna come back.
>>585865116how is saying you are missing skills being a smug cunt
>>585865225but I wish I were shorter
>>585860864need
>>585864864Does your dick work or not
>>585865204Aces, huh...
>>585864369Cumming inside a country girl like Spe must be heavenly.
>>585865276s-shut up smug cunt
>>585865276>pretending peterby not saying which ones obviously
dear lord i dont ask for muchwake the boyfriend up so they dont look for attention here insteadamen
Teio is uncool
>>585865423????
>>585865451The boyfriend is not real
sex
>>585864924look at what you have and what you can getthey're better than ten pulling for random umasIf you're poor then stick to paid dailies while sparking or "snacking" (is it really snacking when it's about a dozen pulls 1/3 the cost?), and vouchers.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=elZZpZCes48
LIGHT HELLO MARRIAGELIGHT HELLO SEXLIGHT HELLO IMPREGNATION
>>585865473????????? retard?
>>585865386I too wish I had my Aces.
yanko~
>>585864565Contrary to popular belief making a strong taiki that just wins, isn't as easy as they said.
don't forget your meds
Why is ***** sperging out? Did the Dacchis Danchou tell him that he's getting kicked next month?
>>585865536I'm tired of fatlining
>>585865536kek, still the best post
>v spamming on cooldown
>>585865685magnitude will save us from this beast
>>585865790When isn't this happening
>4 [deleted]
>>585865298height?
>>585865685Ebayan is so goofy.
>>585865818He's been off meds for 1 hour it's going to get worse.
Guess I'll post something nice as a palate cleanser.
>>585865873succubus
>>585865871doesn't matter I'm shorter than him so it's fine
>>585865873just came back from those dubai investors honey?
I'm botting independent trainings while i sleep
>>585865897The menace...
>>585865851He's always annoying but he's very annoying today
>>585865978Are you really botting the bot
>>585866014Probably because someone called him bad at the game
>>585865386not cutenot a girlnot superstraight while male such as myselfnot an ace
>>585866054me on the right
>>585866049this parent grind is fucking murdering me so yes
>>585866054moments before having bed breaking sex with Raisu
v on his multiple devices again, so boring
>>585865790Umammers doesn't really need a reason why, that's just how unstable individuals starved for attention are
>>585866101can you please tell me how anon
what happens if you kick someone during club tally? asking for a friend
>>585866120my wives
If Umama is reading this, don't listen to the haters saying that you're annoying and bad at the game. They're right, but don't listen to them.
stop namedroppig me
>>585866191join the uma&cord
>>585865937I want to do villainous things to this hero
Unfit trainer.
>>585866191its currently down due to a dmca takedown but remezzos sundial has been a big help
I CAN TFUCKING MAKE A THIRD FRONT BECAUSE MARU NEEDS DIRT SHIT AND IM NOT FARMING DIRT FUCK IN EED TO BORROW BUT I WASTED HTEM TODAY NOT REALY BECAUSE I GOT THE SEIUN I WANTED BUT GOTTA WAIT UNTIL NEXT RESET TO MAKE ACES SINCE I HAVE GOOD SCUFFED ONES FOR NOW NO POINT IN IMOPROVING THEM UNTIL THE FULL TEAM IS HEREthis is me btw
>>585866316What else is there to do?
>>585866332>making fronts other than brickeybaka desu senpai
>>585866316take the fuck around pill for CM
>>585865685If yanko wins i will buy donuts for my workplace.If yanko loses then donuts will be banned from this mortal coil forever.
Good thread full of quality posters.
>>585866446i dont wanna make a flower or oguri parent would rather just triple frot
>tards asking what else does the game have to offer besides the biweekly pvp eventUHH I DON'T KNOW NIGGER HAVE YOU TRIED ULTRA SKIPPING THROUGH MORE STORY CONTENT?
>>585866380read the stories which I know damn well your ass hasn't gone over without skipping.
>>585866332>donna's prison bitchim glad i got the lore drop so i can make fun of posts more accurately
>>585866234They wont get carats, they deserve it for not making the quota or flatlined.
>>585866316I mean the only alternatives are parent farming, fan farming, or flatlining
You guys ever think we're the ones being trained? Like we all started off shitty and now we're getting UG umas.
>>585866332this CM hasn't even started retard
>>585866463>>585866491I will now fuck your rotten whores
>>585866665why dose that matetr
>>585866531I do read the stories, even the JP umas' ones. What about (You) though? Got recommendations?
>>585866492What does xil and cil even mean
>>585866497It's Mile, you want to run a debuffer to win the early Front battle
>>585866689you have time
i don't get it i have 5 support frequency why are exactly kitasan finemo and tachyon not finishing their chains, WHY ARE THEY NOT FINISHING THEIR CHAINSTHIS IS AN S RUN TOO
>>585866332>fr*nts deserved
>>585866750cute
>>585866657>nowA-anon?
>>585866750i want to have loving sex with finemo while all the bodyguards are watching, getting super hornythen they ask if they can join but it all depends on finemo allowing it
>>585866463LITERALLY me. either one. god I'm so hot fuck sexy also not fair making me think of HIM again that fuck we could've been something but you decided to fuck me over for no reason well we fucked each other over nothing since we enable each other kinda sad when thinking about it but you know anyways I love these two a lot
>>585866657>UGwe're making UF glue now bby
>>585866807someone post the fkktr triangle
>>585866807WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE
>>585866807i did 20 runs today and tachyon only finished her chain once
>>585866870enable yourself to suicide
>>585866719what kindalso see im SO FUCKED I should upgrade my rickey in the meantime so im ready after doing maru borrows
wow a schizo melty!
So, thoughts on the sprint casino?It may be pace/end slop but at least I'm not forced to gather stamina sparks to survive while keeping the highest speed value.
>>585867058A velocity debuffer with Keen Eye and Dom
>>585867214sprint is the best distance cus no debuffcuckery idc what anyone says until that is banished then it WILL remain the best distance
>>585867214I haven’t started on my aces yet or done any rooms
i got the BIG STEAM DAHBIES from the free pulls is she good for anything
>>585866708idk too much about the JP only ones but festa's definitely my current favourite story and career on global. that's kind of it. festa not having too many rivals to be constantly bickering with gave them a lot of freedom to play around with her career.
samba samba uma uma samba
>>585867325>sprint is the best distance cus no debuffcuckeryyou're not getting hesitant chasers on everyone?
>>585867214I don't even have my Flower parent ready
>>585867325Any cm where you can luck a win is good for 2mama
>>585867356looking pretty, dancing, playing radio
>>585867058what borrow were u using on maru? i was thinking about dusting her off since i havent used her since MANT
>>585867325>cus no debuffcuckeryThe highest winrate teams run debuffers though. Source: Hakuraku.
>>585867126
>>585867214I can't play lates like last sprint so I'm just coasting
>>585867479my mile pasa is really decent so I just grabbed a few 7* dirt seiun parents from chrono lol
her name is Hatsu
>>585867454Got his arse
What do we think about Paama?
>>585867654eternal love
>>585867454>>585867565>46:58>47:58pathetic samefag
>>585867560okie. I havent built fronts in a loong time so you will witness some copeful creatures in rooms soon(TM)
>>585867654
>>585867654I'm very into her cute friend
>>585867654sexsexand more sex
>>585867706retard
>>585867454so... every non-xog CM?
>>585867654She dresses like she's in the 1990s
>>585867654pretty high regard
>>585867874me in the back
>>585867718Honestly its real is lucky that uma is actually a spirit and is doomed to leave trainer because it was almost fucking over for my trainee.
>>585867375I haven't read Festa's story yet actually, since there were no (Youtube) videos of her episodes before she was released in Global... and I don't own her. But since you like it, I'll read it when I have time.
>>585867775a daring synthesis.....
>>585867847sssssssssseeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Which uma can hoop?
>>585867654I go on dates with Light Hello behind her back regularly
>>585868001not sure.
>>585868001
>>585868053God, I love possessive Palmer
...
>>585868178die troon
>>585868110
>>585865702Rudolf's chest is bigger than that...
>>585867706I prefer to organically insult people so I don't really like samefagging myself but that's just me
>>585868220Palmer please, control my life
>>585868250The post cooldown here is 90 seconds not a minute anyway
>>585868373you weren't supposed to point that out bitch
>>585868250erm you're a schizo now sorry
>>585868373it's been 60s for a long time
>>585868360NOOOOOOOO I WON'T FUCK MY TRAINEE FALCO YOU CAN'T MAKE MEEEEEEEE AIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>585868497on some boards but not here. Not for me at least
>>585868589your ip range must be flagged
>>585868589>he doesn't have 4chan express so that he can samefag to make fun of a transexual
>>585868001Symboli Kris S, Hishi Amazon
>>585868360>all the super hot mega hags are NPC hell
you can thank dober, digital, and whoever else introduced azuma to doujin works
>>585868360fuku if she was hot
>>585866870yeah these two together are super cute definitely one of my favorite pairings. it is a shame they can't be honest to each other because of how mentally ill they are, specially ayaby that bitch is something
>>585868001this reminded me of stumbling upon thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94ttCO--iGUWeird crossover
>>585868818What do you mean, Azuma was pushing humanXuma long before dober and digi were even a thought
>>585868880Fuku is attractive though
>>585868880That's just Shiraoki.
>>585866870* and *****....
>>585868734Whats THAT supposed to mean
>>585869067
I'm thinking about umanko
>>585869038Sex with fuku but shiraoki gets every once in awhile...>>585868001Michelle My Baby
>>585867654super cute but holy shit her casualwear is bottom 10
I'm thinkig about humanko
>>585869096N!
I lost. GG. I quit. Good luck to you next round.
I mootated my uma into a sprinter. Wish me luck!
>>585869251No you arent.
tamamo sex
I'm thinking about manko
>>585869096What anonKris S is tall by women standards so that would be quite helpful in basketballYou weren't thinking anything else, right?There wouldn't be any other reason why...
>>585869376what uma
>>585867214Blocking is a terrible mechanicWhy can't they just move
>>585869435
>>585866332this isn't a frontrunner maru parent but i can lend it to you if you want
>>585869251
brightest heart should've been oguri's insert song
is Pump bad for my end Halo?
>>585869505FVKVAINGG IADDAIOT I DNNTAPM NWEIWSSDD THADADDT R@WARTARD!!!
>>585869490someone should make a soundpost of this where it sounds like she's shaking a bag of bones or something
>>585869435She's totally the kind of gal to do it for money as long as you keep it low key ahaha I miss her
>>585868906idk I think they were being honest just something keeps making things difficult and it's definitely NOT because of ayabers alone
>>585869602wow don't be so mean i was just trying to help...
>>585869598Sprint yes, Mile no
>>585869251!
How do I get more white sparks for my grandparents? Is it all RNG?
>>585869602That's not kinda nice, you should stop posting for a while and rethink your choices
>>585868906hey ayabe does her best
>>585869625...
>>585869593yea
>>585869505nonny I'm making a cm22 summer maru ace...
>>585869720the hint level of the skill and the rating of the final uma effect it to a degree, other than that, just get lucky bwo
>>585869687which uniques are good for a sprint end
>>585869842cheer king
>>585869625Tamamo wouldn't be a prostitute
TamaLove!
>>585869842on cheer halo herself u want tpulse and then you kinda can have whatever as a 2nd
i have never looped and only do careers with borrows
>>585869451A-Ah... N-No, of course not... That reasoning is also what I was thinking
>>585869832>I have been clanking 20+ times B+ Umas without realizing rating affects the sparksT-Thanks...
>>585869720It depends on how many umas in the lineage have the white, if it's not on any you roll a 20% like any other spark, if it's on all six umas then it goes up to 35% iirc, this is why people loop
>>585870052
>>585870021hey, I'm in that club
>>585870054the bonus from rating caps at SS. good luck bigmac poster.
>>585870054>B+What are you doing bro
What's more embarrassing?>2500+ hours on Uma Musume>having 18 volumes of Archdemon's Dilemma: How To Love Your Elf Bride on your e-reader>editing a 7-volume Malfoid Harry Potter rewrite
>>585870054I've getting ok stuff with A though.
>>585870297..those are very specificare you doing all 3
>>585869842shadow break and either Budding Blossom, or another velocity inherit
>>585870297The first 2 are based, the second one very based.The third one is a bit gay
>>585870094I see, I want to stop sucking at this game but making parents sounds like such a hassle...>>585870202Thanks for the tip, good luck anonymouse>>585870232I've been doing my fan runs along with my parent runs because I'm lazy
She's got all fucking day, bro.
>>585870297My global playtime is split across 3 steam accounts
>>585870297>Archdemon's Dilemma: How To Love Your ElfThis is great though. I recommend "If It's for My Daughter, I'd Even Defeat a Demon Lord" if you like that one.
>>585870297>2500+ hours on Uma MusumeHopefully not this
>>585870421>The third one is a bit gaygayer than having a thing for Maruzensky?
>>585870460Rickey's really good at making guys fall for her.She's too chummy and friendly with guys.
>>5858702972mama with 2500+ hours on Uma Musume while only winning 2 CMs is pathetic
>>585870460>when Rickey hears you say you're thinking about going to Tomakomai
Went to check the MV to see if Stego would end up in the background like in the official one and instead I get greeted with Efforia. Lady, you aren't even playable yet.
>>585870457fan runs are ghey, parent runs are only like 300k less fans than a parent run. you can hit quota for every A+ uma club just dilligently looping and improving parents.
>>585870701Is this what happens when there's no drama
i want to go to tomakomai with my wife rickey copano
>>585870634She could have the personality of a rabies infected pitbull and with her face and body any male with a functioning penis would still be interested.
>>585870659how do you know how many CMs a dramanigger has won? I filter all their shit and all posts mentioning them so I am blissfully unaware. Goddamn the threads in May were shit until I did that.
>>585870676
>>585870783it's what happens when that stupid man doesn't answer me
>>5858702972500 hours isn't as embarrassing if you have plats to show for it at least
What do you do in this situation?
I'm not even an ear man but Dia's ears make me feel something. God I want to grope them, pet them, and massage them.
my first UF and IT'S A DUD BECAUSE KITASAN TACHYON AND SPRINT A DIDN'T HAPPEN GOD WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WRONG
>>585870816He bragged about winning 2 plats in an argument
>>585870816you know by not filtering, now go back to enjoying the comfy thread until your billion filters
>>585870634The power....of a good personality.
>>585870783no the "no drama" is the pissing onethis is the agp one
>>585870903they are meaty and large like salami
>>585870923Explain Hokko who has a bad personality yet everyone wants to breed her
Do people actually like playing umamusume on their pc instead of just their phones?
>>585870881I've only won 3 plats though, so I think that's a bit embarrassing. Oh well.
>>585870965how do we end agp for good
>>585871024why would I play on my phone at home
>>585870886extremely hot
>>585871002She's got a shitty personality but she's popular because of her body.>Hokko TarumaePump and dump>Copano RickeyMarriage and cherishing
>>585871024I don't have a phone
>>585870972Did you just compare Dia to cured, fermented sausage?
>>585871024I used to, but it runs smoother on my phone, so I do 95% of uma on my phone now
>>585871024I need to see the calendar, and I'm also at my computer all the time
>>585870886Accept my fate and hit, not knowing there is a secret camera in a corner in a live stream
>>585870747But think of all the fans and bond points I'm farming for my oshis! How do you not get bored of looping? I feel like I fall asleep when I do manual runs for parents
>>585871058my plan is to find God's strongest (Pace) Chaser and send em their way so they can have a man and stop posting about it
>>585863927Garbage
>>585867214While training sprint/mile racers in Our Grand Concert isn't exactly "fun", it's at least tolerable. And infinitely better than the torture of trying to train medium/long racers.
>>585870923>>585870634I want to marry Rickey...
Feng shui is real
>>585871226.....manual parents? i havent done one sine day 1 of auto. it literally cheats and wins every race(if above E apt)
>>585870297I have 4800+ hours on umamusume steam
>>585871024my phone can't run uma
>>585871024I like playing the game on my bed, so I barely touched the PC client
>>585870659I've got about that many hours and I've only won two as well... uuuu....
>>585871408You can jailbreak your old phone and install a modern OS for una surely right
........................
>>585871229amen
I don't fucking get itIs this supposed to be good luck?
>>5858712295 days until that happens, believe
>>585871379I really suck at this game...
>>585871024Computer for acesPhone for dailies, shoe pvp and loopas
>>585871528Only Rickey is good luck. That other thing is a demon.
>>585871024I do both
>>585871024it runs smoother on the phone but the pc client lets you see random event outcomes without clicking over to a different screen, so it's easily superior
>>585871472You're not an attention seeking garbage troon like umigger so you pass
>>585871472stop making currens look bad
trainer eloped with azuma and disappeared.... all he left was a note saying "you'd have seen this coming in the future if shiraoki was real"
>>585870149...........please don't hurt me
>>585871337You must be over 18 to post here
no older male here is actually g*y and wants a boy for themselves...it's a dead dream......
>>585871619
>>585870886
>>585871002larp larp sahurplay her story while it's available
>>585871619Kek
>>585871559nigga...well you know what they say. A man who speaks is a fool for a moment. A man who is silent is a fool forever.
>>585871672If you actually looked like Still In Love I'd fuck your ass raw on the daily
>>585868931>Two sports series Not that weird honestly
>>585871580
>>585871672Riceposter when I get my hands on you...
>>585871881That's *****
>>585871771Thanks Confucius, do you also have a saying to win this next CM
>>585870907this is why i never mutate below E
>>585871619doesnt azuma only appear during the year of the horse?
>>585870457Fine, I feel like effort posting >All about white spark generationLike the other anon said, rating matters as follows:Below B: 90% 1star | 10% 2 star | 0% 3 starBelow SS: 50% 1star | 45% 2 star | 5% 3 starAbove SS: 20% 1star | 70% 2 star | 10% 3 starThis is important for the STARS higher stars mean betters inspirations, but it doesn't matter for GENERATION>So what matters for generationsAt the end of the run, everything rolls a 20% chance to become a white spark, races, greens, white skills, gold skills, and so onThat 20% can be improved up to 35% by having the white spark already be on the parents and grandparents, people usually call this a 3/3 (since an uma only gives you that much when being selected as a parent), the numbers are weird, but you can just think that each uma with the white adds a 2.5%As you can imagine, sticking three 35% chances is much more likely that three 20%>So how do people loop?While you are building white skills, you ignore the pink and blue (keep an eye out if anything nice comes out) but your main loop is just white degen sparks gambling, you stick uma stan on someone, then you use them as a gp and stick it on someone else, until uma stan becomes 3/3, then you pick another skill, and move on, and repeat as long as your autism will let you, getting three white skills to be 3/3 is pretty fast, after that odds kinda explode. >And the blue and pinks?When the cm is near you keep reusing your furthest loops them, your white spark progress is never really lost (unless you glue the uma... please don't, mark them as favorites or something) and it's a really important way to grow the strength of your account, I saw a post about a guy hitting possibly the first 10 3/3 uma in globalAs a side note, this is when affinity truly matters, it's not the end of the world if during your loop you fuck up some races or mess up the schedulesIf you have any other questions feel free to ask
>>585871472>uuuu....I MISS HER
>>585871672What do you consider older men
>>585872073Go away, stop seducing me
>>585872073sorry......
>>585870297>having 18 volumes of Archdemon's Dilemma: How To Love Your Elf Bride on your e-reader>editing a 7-volume Malfoid Harry Potter rewriteI wouldn't confess to this shit at gunpoint
>>585871809I wouldn't consider Uma a sports series in the traditional sense, but sure, that kinda makes sense>looked up both series tags on booru>There's another one https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7616966Alrighty then
I would never betray fukuI would rather get struck down by shiraoki-sama on the spot than do that
>>585872081I can't /SS/ with parent cards in GL so I'm still clanking in URA just for the skills. Unity if it's a frontie clank
>>585872050i have a few>no midrace is no win race>if you have low wit you will take a shitand the most important:have fun
>>585871881That's the troon
>>585872081looptard shut up
Trainer-san 5 manual mant fan runs doko
>>585872181>I wouldn't confess to this shit at gunpointI own 3 onaholes
there was no divine intervention for yanko considering breeder's cup and the gangbeasts tourny were scheduled on the same day
>>585871024I kind of had toSomehow they managed to make the global client randomly crash/soft-reboot pixel phones, which is kind of amazingI also accidentally updated to the Android 17 beta because I forgot to opt-out, and it took 6 months before they updated their anti-cheat or whatever to support Android 17Plus I'm always taking screenshots of faces and stuff, so I don't want to have to setup syncing even though my phone syncs to my NAS anywayPlus plus after spending so long with 60 FPS on PC it's painful to go back to mobile, so I only open it to do my dailies
>>585863927Biwa keeps getting out-muscled by all the other paces in room matches but I can't seem to improve her at all no matter what I try, even with minimal stamina pressure the speed just isn't there most runs. I really hope that 0% speed growth isn't a total albatross in Grand Masters like it is here, even with 3/2/LH Kita/Tachyon/Bakushin speed I haven't hit 1600 speed in any of my attempts so far and have only hit it a few times on her in general this scenario.
>>585872506what?
>>585872445Genuinely less embarassing than writing a "Malfoid" Harry Potter rewrite
I want to make love to Rickey in the hot spring. Ear nibbles, neck kisses, titty sucking, ass slapping, tail pulling, looking in her eyes as I cum inside her and hold her tight as she collapses in my arms legs shaking from orgasm passionate sex.
>>58587212435+
>>585872654How old are you
>>585869652there is probably some truth to that and I think they both tried for something to happen but they didn't do their best.
>>585872081That's very useful information. Thank you. I've also read about URA and Unity cup sparks, but should I do those? Or is it better to do MANT and get all the race sparks first?>>585872295Thank you sensei, I'll blame you when I inevitably get copper
>>585871478wouldnt fix my old phone having 16 gbs of internal memory
>>585872629>looking in her eyesshe's gonna look at you back with her goofy ass retard stare
Are we getting a free tenner today?
>out of his range by a yearyey I'm still young
>>585872570what the fuckbased bnw chad
>>585872819Good. I love that stare.
Attention all Curren sistahs. I have obtained some scandalous material concerning the officer of an /uma/ affiliated club. I will leak it if and only if this saucy little minx wins Cap for me. Wish her luck!
>>585872629>implying you could make a woman orgasm
>>585872865you're still a target.
>>585872225BASED track and field hater
>>585872957He's only 34 years old you sick fuck!
>>585872940Bucket would not be mean like that>>585872957chan would say this
>>585872252Fuku convinced me of marriage after masturbating me into a stupor...
>>585872936So you won't leak it
>>585872936I will go to your finals and rape you
>>585872865I'm 35 so be prepared next year. As soon as I tuned 35 my back started hurting in 6 places, my knees crumbled, my hair all fell out, I gained 80 pounds, my dick stopped working without medication, and suddenly young women found me more appealing than ever before.
i don't want to wake up tomorrow
>>585872081Do I start with the skill that's hardest to get, or leave it til the end? I only have exactly 1 way to get Uma Stan (from Pearl SR) and I was able to get it on 2 umas once but it just vanishes when I cycle the card out.
>>585873141why
https://www.instagram.com/reels/De91MwhPlYA/Why doesn't uma Ebayan also get called Ebayan?
i wish all of you would die
>>585873082Perhaps
>>585872940I could make Rickey cum with good feng shui
>>585872819Its not goofy...or retarded...
>>585873201Yes, your first task is to stand there and jump up and down for the next 10 minutes. I'll be staring at you hard so no quitting.
>>585873278opera mare spotted
>>585871024Yes, for several reasons. Bigger screen is better for when I'm actually putting in effort and it doesn't run all chunky or crash. Uma is pretty good as a second screen activity. By starting all manual runs on my PC and all independent runs on my phone I never waste TP setting up a fan/GGP career only for Light Hello's flashback to start playing.
>>585873210I also wish I could die, that I was given permission to dieBut not yet
>>585873278That figure is hot. That's how she'd look on top of you mounting your cock.
>>585872285Grandmasters is right around the corner and it will save us all>>585872337DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE>>585872734I feel like race sparks are the most bait thing ever so I don't really care for them, but I usually auto the latest scenario unless I was hunting for the skills like racing spirit stam from URAThe scenario sparks are good but I've been fine without them, I value having the higher stars from higher ranks on my final parents more than the stat boost of a specific scenario sparkI'm also running out of McQueen images >>585873151That's how I did it yes, if you have Digitan you can cheat with her gold uma stan, the first skill I looped was uma stan since it's so hard to get...
>>585873117>and suddenly young women found me more appealing than ever before.Women have such bad taste...
>>585873210Except for me, right?
>>585873278her brainmatter has been absorbed by her giant ears
>>585873210Wanting friends to die isn't kinda nice,
>>585873443yeah :)
>>585873396i feel like race sparks are like sprinklesits nice when they pop up but i dont really count them when making parents.
>>585873007keep the good job
>>585873081if NTR was my trainee I would 100% end up dating light hello, tazuna, or azuma.
>>585873394
>>585872936>officerzzzzz who cares about the jannies
Just look at this body
>>585873396I will skill max from henceforth then. I thank you for sharing your knowledge, I will let you know that your posts now live in my phone so you will be immortalized for approximately 250 years until the battery acid becomes a biohazard and blows up the phone.You can have some of my McQueen images
>>585873598sound rough buddy. gl with that.
>>585873081Iinchou... is cute?
so what did we learn?
Uma wife for someone who hates umas?
>>585873782Dantsu Flame
>>585873598Hard to find that when you only advertise being a whore
>>585873598Don't take it personally buddy I do that to women as well but thanks for the orgasm
>>585873782A rope
>>585873589>or azuma...
>>585873782Agnes Analog
>>585873782
>>585873818This. Literally no one could hate Dantsu
God I'm going to miss x3 bonus
>>585873941How can you check this screen?
>>585873771nothing new today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D9Br_Byducuma for this feel?
>>585873549:D
Dants bros...
would you a fatty?
>>585873941training log after your auto ends, it's below your stats
My luck is finally turning around.
>>585874060Good for marriage
>>585873598Men only treat whores like that
>>585874018put that burger away while you speak to people jordan
>>585873985when the run ends you get some overview training log, it's at the bottom of the second tab, and you have to do it before buying skills
>>585874060Yeah, but would she me? Obviously not, but that's not the point
>>585871024hachimi
>>585874074whoops meant for >>585873985
>>585874128okey
>>585874148yea just bring some cheese
>>585873917I hate Dantsu.
>>585874174Teio's modest boobs would be fun to squeeze
>>585873771Umamusume is an evil game
>>585873598>that comes naturally It doesn't though. I literally struggle with loving people. My psychiatrist said it had to do with me growing up in a broken home where my mom abused the shit out of me. I want to love and I've had people in love with me who I've hurt but I just run away every time there's a connection.
>>585874174need teio carnally
>>585871024Of course
>>585874303I bet she makes some nice noises when her nipples are being stimulated
>>585874174teio rape
>>585874394I hate how much I need to rape this
>>585874394Fat...
>>585874382>zoom in>bro remembered to censor tt rankill get you next time lil gup
cow status?
>>585874554If you were worth anything he would have stayed
>>585874554Are you a bottom or top?
I hate myself for just cumming for Teio
>>585874554stop it
>>585873561I swear I've read this exact thing before.
>>585874554i think we tell you once a week that it be like that when you date online, not a lot of winners on 4chinz. ive made cool friends here over the years but even if i was ghey i wouldnt date em.
>>585874554you are nothing and everything wrong with your life and how others treat you is because of your own doing.
>>585874571FUCK bros convince me not to snack on tarumeme right now
>>585873941I doubt this is the case, but did anyone check if they accidentally gave you 3x star pieces as well?
>>585874571sex
>>585872328>>585871913I don't care who they are, I'm tired of their fagposting making me hard at work
SambaMainichi SambaUma Uma SambaSambaSambaUma Samba!SambaMotto hayaku SambaMada mada SambaSambaSambaSamba
>>585874174>>585874303>>585874352>>585874458We're not starting teio hours again
>>585874554Don't let them troll you. You'll find someone that loves you. Men can suck, I'm a shitty guy, but I acknowledge it and I'm sure the right partner is out there for you. There's nothing wrong with wanting to please your lover, that's a good trait I wish more women had. Usually they just think of themselves.
>>585874826must have been a REALLY COOL GUY who came up with the same metaphor as me.
it looks like he's enjoyed all the (you)s from stillinlove schizo ritual posting that he's decided to turn it into a thread personality now
>>585874554bourbonGPT please translate
>deleted
this is all fault, isn't it
>deletedso it's another V falseflag. why is he pretending to be umama now
>>585875028That's not the same person?
>>585874554Uma for this feel?
I like Still poster because I want plow still in love and I do it vicariously through them.
samba sambauma samba
Ha that V guy sure got it from the janny this time
everyone is V if you believe hard enough
>>585875079To give him bad rep as a mentally unwell person when he has been very sane ever since joining Dacchis. He did the same to get him kicked from /uma/ club.
We are V
when will kys miracle ssr be releasedi want to train my dirt pacers
>>585875070silent stroke strikes another...
>>585875424>>585875424>>585875424
>>585875397Close to the cm finals
>>585875079>>585875314if that was V why didn't the thread get nuked too? fucking idiots please kys
>>585875626Different device he does it all the time see a few posts above
>>585875704nukes target IP address not devices fucking retard, you are talking out of your ass like always
>>585875782Every collage made proves it right
>>585859036YWNBAU
