/chess/ edition play /chess/
Smack my Bishop is a hilarious name for an account
>>585874375P dece
>>585878343shes my crush
>>585884540Reversing the move order is better and more respectable
1. e4 e5 2. exe5your response?
>>585885012Kxe8#
Umm poopoopeepeedananda sneeders? We arent cheating why?
How do you respond to the Sissylian Defense?
>>585887483shoot them in the fucking head
White mates in 2
>>585888702Kf4 if g3 then Bc5 if e8 then Qg2
Do you ever fuck up but still win the game?
>>585887483smith-morra
>>585873989Laziest OP I seen in the catalogue
>>585879160In an alternate universe where chess is as popular in America as it is in post soviet states, Irina Krush would've gotten an endorsement deal
>>585887483Open fish, report and block them after
>>585884864Why would he send his waifu to battle the meanie e4 pawn tho
this one stung
I started reading "Logical Chess, move by move" I hope it helps because I play like a retard.
>>585885012MauserKarabiner98xYourBrain# !!
why the fuck is stjepan wasting a video on every single white legal move in the sicilian, these are not real fucking openings
check out my new chess setpretty cool hey
>>585909207Shoe on head or it dont real
I was personally offended by the bald mutt manlet reaching 2000 Elo so my racism compelled me to reach 2100 Elo just to keep a semblance of order in my psyche
>review my game>depth 20>0.2>depth 35>+2.7>depth 47>-4.4
>Blundered 2R v Q endgamebrbkms
>>585909207i like that the knight is a dragon
Another win with the pawn sac line that nobody knows.
>>585933345nice crush
>>585889931but what if e8=N?
>>585919790Post the position
This was the only result of yesterday’s match between them saar! Kindly look no farther into this!India wins saar!
>>585942809Sindabros this isn't a good look going into the world championship...
>Praggnanandha in the leadOH NO NO NO NO NO This is Indian SAARpremacy
>>585947351In truth I don’t mind most of the Indian players. Pragg, Arjun and Vidit seem cool. And even then I’m only annoyed by Gukesh because he’s a fake champion but even then that’s mostly Magnus’ fault (rest is Fabi’s) for screwing everything up.
>>585940502
>>585954119
>>585951992The only respectable Indian player is the original grandmaster from pure brahmin stock Viswanathan Anand
>>585956947It took a true Aryan of the West Carlsen to defeat the Aryan of the East Anand...........
https://youtu.be/fA6AO1s9QpY?si=iHqBApY7DObjVqUFITS UP!!!! (my chongus)
>>585954119Wtf was this? A Ruy Lopez?
>>585951992It's strange that Anand is the only one of those who isn't repulsive to look at, is it the Aryan-Brahmin genetics?
>>585961886I’m so glad they’re back.
Another morra refutation. You play e5 and all of a sudden they look like they've never played chess before.
>>585979315nice one, id like to see morra games like this!
what would you play as white
>>5859846951. g4
>>585984695Nothing.I would listen.
>>585873989What rating does /chess/ think they'd be if their blunder rate were 1%?
>>585984695I'd play the St. George (except that's for black)I guess the Richter Rauzer or Yugoslav Attack are recommended against the Dragon.
>>5859939741% is too mucht. Capablanca
>>585984695a4 or h4 probably. Passed pawns must be pushed
>>585942809This now has 493 upvotes and 69 commentsThe post about sindarov beating pragg has 98 upvotes and 13 commentsFucking jeets man
>>586011450that sub has to be 90% jeets at this point
>>586017397the future of chess
>>585994573That's an accelerated dragon, it needs to be hit with the bind
I've taken to developing multiple personalities depending on the character of my opponent. If I'm black and white plays a gambit, I play like Karpov. This usually pisses them off and they blunder overextending. If I'm white and black is blasting out book moves within 1-2s, I play a weird sideline. Last time I opened with 1. e4 black played out the whole Najdorf in 4 seconds. After they played a6 I played Qd3 and they sat there for 90 seconds. Won on time there even though the ending position was equal.
>>586030726Take your invega
537>taking the encapsuled jew
any chess related halloween plans?
>>586040206play the Halloween gambit
i have a hilarious idea for a halloween costume
>>586040206Playing the Frankenstein-Dracula
What opening do I play for white and black that makes people the most upset?
>>586042549londoncaro
>>586046739What makes d4fags seethe?
>>586047152abort
I've been cheating for a hundred games on chesscom because I have a Stockfish fork seeks to win, promote to knights, then sacrifice everything to force a draw
>>586047152c5 variation where they close everything down and do nothing
>>586047624Benkochads make d4cucks seethe because they force open the position which is the antithesis to what the d4cuck wants thoughbeit
>>586047624>close everything down and do nothingThat's what "people" who don't play e4 want though
Stjepan has a new series where he is going to play e4, Dutch, and Sicilian lolLet's see how long it lasts...
Imagine opening 1. d4 in 2026. Imagine looking at a perfectly good king's pawn, the pawn Bobby Fischer called "best by test," and deciding instead to push the boring one. You didn't choose an opening. You chose a nap.Every d4 player I've ever met has the same energy: beige walls, a favorite spreadsheet, and a strong opinion about the correct way to load a dishwasher. You don't want to play chess. You want to file paperwork against your opponent for 40 moves until they resign out of sheer boredom. "Positional understanding," you call it. No. It's cowardice with a rating.1. e4 opens TWO pieces: the queen AND the bishop. 1. d4 opens the queen and the bishop too, but WORSE, because now your king's bishop is sitting there like a kid nobody picked for dodgeball. And don't tell me "the pawn is protected." Protected from WHAT? Fun? Excitement? The very concept of a sacrifice?Then you play the London. Every. Single. Game. Bf4, e3, c3, Nd2, against literally anything. Your opponent could resign on move one and you'd still play Bf4 out of muscle memory. You've memorized six moves and called it a repertoire. Magnus didn't grind his whole life so you could build the same pawn triangle every Tuesday at 1100 Elo."But the top grandmasters play d4!" Yes, and top grandmasters also wear suits to sit in a chair for six hours. You're not a top grandmaster. You're in your kitchen in sweatpants, playing 3+0, avoiding the Sicilian like it owes you money.And the Queen's Gambit? It's not even a gambit. You get the pawn back. That's not a gambit, that's a LOAN. The Netflix show lied to you and you fell for it.1. e4 is a war cry. 1. d4 is a polite email that starts "Per my last message."Push the king's pawn. Live a little. Or keep playing d4 and enjoy your 87th consecutive draw by repetition, you absolute accountant.
>>586047794As a benkochad I really enjoy when they never take on b5 until I play a6, expecting I'll recapture... not today sucka!
>>586047152F5>>586048036Based turn of events. KG would be good for him too.
>Stjepan now plays the sicilianhow long till he gets Banned on the show?
>>586050683giwtwm
>>586050969
>>586053405Queen
Hikaru fumbles (again) lol, lmao evenhe can't play otb anymore
Play the Grob or die.
>>586042549The Grob, the Borg, the Orangutan and the St. George. They always consider them a form of disrespect.
>>586057078He can't play without having green arrows everywhere
bros I adult improooved to 1800 blitz on dotscam. I made it
Guys why hasn't Sindarov flushed Pragg yet? What does this mean for the great beige hope's chances in November?
Do you guys think Ai deepfakes of the Botez sisters is unethical?
>>586062404In what way?
Congrats to Clutch Chess Champion Javokhir Sindarov
>>586067927I liked the tournament format. the +1 points after each day really made them play more aggressive on day 3 instead of going for a draw
>>586065614holy shit is this real
>>586053405Me and dina
>ratingsitaru farmshittersura dead lastlol and there are people who think he's actually n2 in the world lmao
>>586072308Of course!
hoes mad
>>586079985>she didn't even setup a 3 pawn center
>>586079985>noooooo you can't play a meme opening against me; I have a vagina! You have to respect me because of my vagina!
>>586075536this could be an anime
https://lichess.org/game/FlUB1Mhawe slayin tonite?
>>586090317Time to begin againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvozGK0Ko0s
Just made a bad move, I hate this fucking game
>>586089247this nigga either a GM shitposting or the big fish
>>586095449No he was 100 percent legit I’ve checked the games, please don’t start the paranoia again
>>586095449I second that he's Sloppy Fisher
Really hate when people play well and get instantly accused it’s really toxic.
>>586097710Sometimes you get accused of cheating, while your opponent made like 7 blunders
>>586098313Strategic blunders of course lol
>>586098367What's it called when a move is made that threatens a capture, and only if the other side make a move that defends against that capture, this then allows for pressure to be applied somewhere because the piece that moved to prevent the first capture cannot prevent the second?
Anyone still slaying and playing?
>>586098619I’m drunk bro that’s too many words haha
>>586098646Stopped playing because I made a blunder in a game and got upset. Enough chess for today.
>>586098819Would anyone with a sufficiently thorough understanding of chess terminology, whether a seasoned grandmaster, a dedicated club player, a knowledgeable coach, or a well-read student of the game's extensive tactical literature, be so kind as to enlighten me as to the precise and properly recognized name for that particular, rather cunning, and frequently decisive tactical phenomenon in which one player deliberately and intentionally executes a move whose primary, most immediately apparent, and seemingly straightforward purpose is to create a direct and credible threat of capturing one of the opponent's pieces or pawns, thereby effectively compelling that opponent, should they reasonably wish to avoid suffering the corresponding loss of material, to respond with a carefully chosen defensive move specifically intended to parry, block, guard against, or otherwise neutralize the originally threatened capture, whereupon, and crucially only as a direct and unavoidable consequence of that very defensive response having actually been played upon the board, a second, previously concealed, or at least less obvious opportunity then arises for the first player to apply significant and sustained pressure, or indeed to launch an entirely fresh threat, at some altogether different point or square elsewhere on the board, precisely because the very piece that was moved in order to guard against the original capture has now become overburdened, displaced, or otherwise rendered fundamentally incapable of simultaneously defending against this subsequent and secondary threat as well, such that the unfortunate defending side ultimately finds itself quite unable to adequately address both of these dangers at one and the same time, and is consequently forced to concede some meaningful form of advantage, be it material, positional, or otherwise, to the attacking side?
RIP KING
>>586099058You playing?
>>586099186https://lichess.org/game/3IljGACV
Why does Felinefuser do this?
>>586100938do what son
Play the Dutch so you can flag the opponent after having a completely lost position
Anybody else hate Queen endgames even when you're winning?
https://lichess.org/game/xVg23ThE
this anon lichess guy raped me
comfy thread
>>586111629oomfy thread
So I read through the first game of Logical Chess and what I learned is that you shouldn't waste tempi moving pawns in the opening and you really shouldn't move the pawns in front of your king. Develop pieces unless there's a very good reason for why you're pushing a pawn.
>>586114843I’m oomfing right now
Gm
>>586114865>plays a4 then h4>moves my knight to e1>refuses to elaborate
>>586134620Ke2
The Qe8 Bongcloud in unironically a completely fine opening
>>586099058Sounds like Overload. You're Overloading the defender.
>>586127871Good morning saar did you gain any izzat today?
>>586152220Silence, dalit. Us Brahmins absorb izzat from the sun through our masterful synthesis of the Ajna and Sahasrara chakras.
My Immortal
Love beating shitmerican zio-demons with a Palestine flag. I can only imagine the level of seethe
My sneedmortal and its just playing g4
>>586166096What about poopoopeepeedananda's immortal?
>>586156356https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13351337/1/My-Immortal
>>586166745His cheatmortal?
>>586060375>The GrobHell yeah>the BorgI'm too retarded to win with the Borg>the OrangutanHell to the yeah, it's even easier than Grob>and the St. George.Need to look into this more.
>>586170410Jeetmortal fits better
>>586171020ugh, I hate cursed AI-generated chess boards
>>586099058Most esteemed and admirably thorough inquirer, it is with considerable pleasure, and no small appreciation for the meticulous precision with which you have framed your question, that I offer, as a humble yet earnest student of the royal game, the answer you so diligently seek. The tactical phenomenon you describe is most commonly and properly recognized as overloading: a single defending piece, burdened with more defensive responsibilities than it can reasonably or simultaneously fulfill, is ultimately revealed to be fundamentally inadequate to the task of guarding against both threats at one and the same time.In the interest of completeness and scholarly rigor, your description also bears a strong and unmistakable kinship with the closely related motif known as deflection. There the initial threat serves primarily to lure, entice, or compel a defending piece away from a critical square or duty it was previously and quite necessarily performing, thereby leaving that square, piece, or line woefully unprotected.These two concepts so frequently intertwine within a single combination that many annotators, commentators, and authors of tactical manuals employ them almost interchangeably. Others, of a more pedantic disposition, insist upon a careful distinction between a piece that is merely overburdened in place and one that has been actively drawn away.Should you wish to pursue the matter further, you might profitably consult discussions of the broader category of the double threat, of which this cunning stratagem may reasonably be considered a particularly refined and elegant subspecies.
This is how we Grob.Guess my ELO based on this game.
>>5861817761000No blunders but you have no understanding of structures and positioning
>>5861817761900t. 2150
>>586181776What time control?Assuming lichess blitz something like 1400-1500
>>586182797>>586182214>>586181986This was actually against a CM on chessscum, my only mistake being Qd5./chess/ is harsh.
Always trade everything
If you trade, make sure you are paid.
If you don't know what move to make, develop the least active piece to a better square.
>>586183281I based the guess(14-500) on your opponent's play when someone gets steamrolled like this is always hard to guess but still wow
Grobahanful of DEEZ NUTS
Never attack
>>586183896What if I'm in zugzwang
>>586201470Spam draw offers
Never think
Never move
Call me Michael John because I am BASED man
>>586040818What is the idea?
>>586216984Crack addicted undead chess grandmaster
Just got the platinum trophy in hogwarts legacy
>>586219024women besides karla post here???
>>586219369who is karla
Dubov-Nurman today or early this morning. She's having a bit of a disaster tournament so far but I'm hoping she can pull off a meme draw to salvage.
>>586114865Why is pepe crying about good advice
>>586222980GMC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnfctgcnE5wBest chess video I've seen in a while
>>586221595holy epic shit the most mercurial and dynamic player Dubov just went into a heckin Queen's Gambit Declined. Fireworks surely await us in this game! fucking pussy
>>586114865Meanwhile stockfish makes 10 pawn moves in a row and crush super GM like its sunday
>philidorks
>>586245297Retard opponent stop posting these
>>586245906This one was admittedly an anon game but 90% of the games I post are against 1900-2000.scamRegardless posting low quality games is the least of the problems of this general, funny this is what you choose to seethe at
>>586246248I’m perfectly calm dude
Ding's rating is rising again
This is probably over my head because it’s master play but what is that Knight doing and also what is that Bishop looking at.
>>586247785Forgot pic
>>586247876Uh oh! Didn’t see that coming!
>>586248487I stayed up for she #dedicated
The best move is obvious here
>>586248487I don't care about your schizo samefag accusations but don't you fucking dare imply I'm some simp faggot ever again
Yeah I’m not either of you guys either but now I feel a special bond with both of you. We are like brothers now
>>586219024Malfoid would beat you in chess 100-0
>>586245906Any game posted is better than no game posted as long as there are not too many posted per day
Why are Redditors like this?
>>586260409thanks for the beer Hillary
>>586260409Why is it all foam?
Happy Halloween guys!
>>586250026It was cool, they had some puzzle rooms where you had to place down a piece on a chess board to checkmate the king, and doing so would unlock the secret chest.
>>586260409>this is who posts about drinking and playing
Which chess piece makes that best halloween costume?
The knight cause you can utilize your horse fur suit and unleash your fursona
>>586281125
>>586282545is this from runescape? pretty badass costume
what opening is this?
>>586284273Caro-kann
>>586284273King's Gambit.
>>586284273>>586284587>>586284797It's the scandinavian defense
>>586284273dutch
>>586284273i have to agree with scandinavian.
>>586285915say that to his face
>>586286234Who’s that? Temu Danny Rensch?
>>586284273today it's the Halloween gambit
>>586284273The French
>>586286182>>586285972I play both even in OTB classical with decent results and I agree
Guess my Elo 3+0 blitz game
>>586284273Sicilian
Funniest thing ever to have a weak king but there's just a knight there and ain't shit no lil ass nigga queen can do
>>5863046631957
Any damiano defense aficionados in chat?
>>586284273Holy fucking samefag
>>586313770>playing an opening that has been known to be unplayable for literally 500 years just for style pointsI KNEEL
The most fun way to learn openings is to watch a youtube video on it or two, then just start playing it and if you don't remember a move use stockfish assistance. You can learn while having fun, and sooner or later you'll just learn the best moves naturally.
>>586318489kys I mean it
>>586318109It's not entirely for style points, I actually like playing the 3.d4 and 3 Bc4 positions as black. The actual 3. Nxe5 refutation does suck though
Anybody drinking?
>gambiteer attacks me>parry>parry>parry>parry
https://lichess.org/game/aL7rKN23
Do you guys like rook endgames
>>586341796should i cancel my challenge or nah
>>586342371play
>>586345723fuck man I went go smokehttps://lichess.org/game/qcmxduEZ
>>586341796Gif format sucks but didn't you have a rook check near the end to skewer and win the rook?
>>586346003If I could take it back I think I wouldn't have mirrored castling queenside. I wasn't playing very carefully but thinking about it my king was safe kingside and the pawns there would have been much more defensible if my king had remained in that quadrant of the board. It also would have made for a more fighting game.
>>586347838>https://lichess.org/game/qcmxduEZActually the game was more interesting than I thought, I wasn't completely losing until 30.Kxe4. Which I didn't spend a lot of time on and was hyper-focused on making a connected pawn duo in the center but it's so stupid it just clean hangs a knight and two pawns.
>>586315672here we go again
>>586349124Huh? It's literally just me, the guy you just (You)d, and the guy I played against posting, nobody is acting like they're different people. I'm pretty sure you're just well poisoning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kcOpyM9cBgwe're all friends here
>Chuddie’s memesite lobby is chock full of blatant bots now to make it seem activehttps://endgame.ai/Grim
>>586259376At least he’s self aware, many 1500 midwit redditors are still under the impression that they’re not far off from GMs as well, and that their advice comes from a “strong amateur — not quite master level”, and nothing will ever shatter their delusionSame people who think they’re organically anti-Zionist or “leftist” by the power of their own conclusions and will never believe that they just believe what’s upvoted to the front page
>>586359375>Same people who think they’re organically anti-Zionist or “leftist” by the power of their own conclusionsMy bad bro I thought was from the power of my own anti-Semitism
>>586156356Typical litard opponent playing only the most obvious moves and refusing to consider the bigger picture
>>586359638Antisemitism is just the low iq right wing version of low iq left wing anti-Zionism. Horseshoe momentThe redditor is anti-Zionist because they visit the front page, you’re antisemitic because you went on /pol/Same thing
>>586360246I’m actually Jewish btw
Anyone know any decent resources to learn Go?
>>586363501What's she gonna do with that?
>>586370186Go to the go thre...oh right, your shitty weeb game doesnt have a thread kek
>>586363501is that the award she won for her chess autism?
>>586379045Meanwhile chess has two!
>>586363501Is there more of this set on her OF?
b5 against the Bishop's Opening should be more well known and popular
>>586358797QRD?
>>586400359What kind of chud doesn't take that pawn? He should get his 1. e4 privileges revoked
>>586418376He did it again
>>586400359No. Bishop's opening is a meme because of Nf6 which forces them to push their cuck pawn which allows you a fork which always ends up with you having D & E central pawns.
>>586430346Bishop's opening is only a meme if you try to play it positionally. TactiCHADS would play the Urusov or Boden gambits against Nf6
>>586388758*Three!>>>/r9k/85874934
>>586414075Endgame.ai is an attempt at a chess site by Hans Niemann. It’s ill advised because they always fail, not even Magnus or Kasparov could get one off the ground. Endgame has been up for a while and had a few obvious bots in the early going so that if you entered the lobby you’d get a game. He has now shamelessly flooded the lobby with bots to make it seem like a happening and active chess site. You can tell by the generic names as well as just by watching them play
>>586418376This
>>586363501bros...
Anyone else drinking and lonely tonight?
>>586458312Nice pic, it sparks joy
frens I just banned a 2400 boooolett/blitz .scam in the smith morra (20 mover), and he reported+blocked me.I'm cooming so hard
>>586475756Holy based, post the game
>>586476782
>>586476943Brutal
>>586458312>>586467267you could make a similar joke about the king and rook cuddling/castling on a longer couch (but king has to make the first move)
Best non indian response to 1. d4?
>>586492928abort
>>586492928F5
play slav defence komrade ))))))))
>>586467267Glad I could share it with you fren, feeling a bit better today.
>>586492928Logically e6, personally e5
Pro tip: up to 2000 you should study nothing but tacticsPlay the fucking Bongcloud every game, it doesn't matter. Every game below 2000 is won by tactical blunders. Only players above 2000 can punish positional mistakes like meme openings.
>>586509483Meme openings will work even past 2000 if you're truly the better player i.e. Magnus and Hikaru beating GMs with the bongcloud
2000 what lirapid, .scam blitz, FIDE classical?Need to be more specific, I would agree if you mean lichess, be skeptical if you mean .scam and 100% disagree if you mean FIDE
>>586510442Obviously the Eдинaя Bcecoюзнaя cпopтивнaя клaccификaция Зacлyжeнный мacтep cпopтa CCCP )))
>>586510367This is why they are called super GMs. Those are a class above 'regular' GMs.
>>586492928b5
>>586512745o kurwa
>no German opening WAS IST DAS SCHEIẞE VERDAMMT
German opening is >1. d4 b5>2. Panzerkampfwagenunterstützungvorangriffmitstumafliegvogelkampfbereitschaftnegerschnitzel x(ALL) #
>>586509483Not studying opening like memorizing dozen of different lines, but learning basic stuff of a opening like not taking the knight in the scotch, or not falling for tricks in the stafford gambit helps a lot
>play like a tardWin>play like stockfishLoseWhat could Lichess tutor mean by this?Also rate my opening repertoire and post yours.
>>586509483I made it to 2100 with bongcloud i should have streamed it
>>586526980Did you play the Qe8 variation as your main line?
Local library has a chess tournament on Friday. Free entry and winner gets a restaurant gift card. I'm going to join and demolish all the unsuspecting children
>opposite color bishop endgames are a draw
>>586529281>missed the cool mate with Be3#
>rejoin lichesslonewolf as I need practice for my first OTB tournament in an year>picrel is my first opponentlol, he seems legit tough
>>586528009The children:
>>586535420Gentlemen, if I may interject: I must point out that 4.f3 is not a novelty. It's the Kmoch Variation of the Nimzo-Indian, and it has a respectable history, including recent use at the elite level. That said, Jaykwon's instinct is sound. The whole point of f3 is to prepare e4 and take the center outright, so Tyrese's concern about the dark squares is real but somewhat overstated.The critical line is probably 4...d5 5.a3 Bxc3+ 6.bxc3. Black can play 6...c5 7.cxd5 exd5, and then Jaykwon's setup with e3, Bd3, Ne2 (often Ng3), and an eventual e4 is essentially Botvinnik's old plan from the Sämisch structures. White's pawns are compromised, but the center becomes very mobile. Black should be ready to blockade with ...c4 or to target c3 and c4 with ...b6 and ...Ba6.One correction, Tyrese: in these lines it's White who has the bishop pair, since Black gave up the dark-squared bishop on c3. The real question is whether White's pair and central mass outweigh the doubled c-pawns. I'd also look at 4...c5 5.d5 b5!? and 4...0-0 5.e4 d5 6.e5 Nfd7 before trusting the engine on any of this. Shall we set up a board?
Answer the King's Gambit symettrically!
So funny when u just win a pawn. Like AYO lil ass nigga didn u need that? XD
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0MlqpR9bo0QBEAT MAGNUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>586489660Can you show us?
Hey everyone! Just a friendly reminder to get out and VOTE TOMORROW!
>>586546406VOTE PAXTONSAY NO TO TALAFREAKOFF
Back the blue no matter who
Don't vote, boo
>No!! The heckin colle system's supposed to be an automatic win!!!!
>>586559529My girlfriend calls me that
>>586548656Back the bloom, no matter whom.
>>586548356I already voted Talarico, sorry
>>586548356I did, patriot
Who would Robert James Fischer vote for?
>>586571761It's not an unknowable mystery. He didn't vote.
>>586572343He would have voted for Bernie
https://www.yomiuri.co.jp/igoshougi/ryuoh/kifu/20261102-SYT8T8536059/https://abema.tv/now-on-air/shogiThe first day of the third game of the 39th Ryuo title match is being played, between Sota Fujii (sente, the Ryuo title holder) and Shinichiro Hattori. The time control is 8 hours per player over two days, and the match is a best of 7 (Fujii leads 2-0).The opening was bishop exchange. Hattori played a right-side king setup, and Fujii responded by making an Anaguma castle, after which Hattori moved his king back to the left side of the board.
Thoughts on gta bots in Chess dot com?
>>586577614What are gta bots? I heard there’s chess in gta6
1 guy posting btw
I think it’s two of us but I could be wrong
Someone needs to track down and murder catmixer already, in minecraft of course
I’m on it what’s his ip
>>586584601192.168.0.1
Can anyone else relate?
Just blundered an easy piece up conversion into a draw. I am so unbelievably mad
Oh those Russians...
>>586598271Yeah I know you be cheating during the games posted here, it’s obvious, but it’s good for a laugh
Had a dream where chess was made by Bethesda and moving between each square had a loading screen
poor blacks...
>>586610695The quality of posts is very important to this community. Perhaps you meant to discuss your preferred sideline in the Nimzo-Indian?
she just beat faustino. apologize
>>586617618ill apologize by kissing her soles
>>586618649?? [Blunder]
>>586618649!!! [Brilliancy Prize]
We out here.
>>586631970What I learned from being raped by Stockfish for 20 games straight is that it loves the advance fr*nch winawer and will always manage to sneak Qg4 in and launch a devastating kingside attack
>>586637689>devastating kingside attackWhen playing black in the Qg4 Winawer lines you should not care about the h and g pawns getting gobbled up. Just castle queenside and attack their kingside by putting your rooks on h8 and g8
Did everybody vote yet?
>>586640094Kys mutt animal
>>586638419Stockfish only plays Qg4 if you castle short. It also practically forces you to castle short because otherwise it will rip open the queen side with a4 + b4Play against it and see how it behaves
>>586641782>rip open the queens side with b4Giving up the bishop pair solves this problem. White can't play b4 when their b pawn is now a doubled c pawn
>>586640689I’m Indian I just think it’s important to vote
Some of them want to Grob you.Most of them want to be Grobbed by you..
>>586647026Bloody fuck you maderchod fuck you bloody bastard
>>586363501Id zwischen her zug
>>586652719>her??
>>586649363Please do not redeem your chess.com membership send me the card info
>>586655660Hello this is Reginald Johnson from the chess com security department you have virus on your account
>“We’re going to have different championships, which are not Classical. And if Magnus wins, we’re going to say: “This proves that the Classical WC is obsolete”.I already called this happening at the beginning of the year btw. Not a coincidence that Total Chess is being put on by... Norway, and happens to correspond to the changes Magnus told FIDE they would have to make to the WC for him to consider competing in it again (multiple formats instead of just Classical). It's being engineered by Magnus behind the scenes to supplant the Classical world championship, and it will be successful. Magnus will be regarded as the last real Classical world champion in that lineage, like Garry said, and the line will both pick back up and begin anew with Magnus winning Total Chess.(Fabi's alternative about what happens if Magnus "doesn't win" is a cute thought but unlikely)
>>586659358Forgot pic
>>586659358*Oh and also, for the record, Norway Chess's own endgame is eventually supplanting FIDE. This is a disguised coup by both Magnus and Norway Chess. Notice that Total Chess will introduce its own rating system
Why are retards so obsessed with the Stafford Gambit
>>586664414Eric Rosen.
>>586620683FUCK guess i have to sniff her pits to make up for it
>>586664414Chiodini gambit improves on the Stafford gambit by not blocking the f pawn all the Stafford players need to switch to it
>>586577460Hattori's sealed move was 62. Px36
>>586664414increases your winrate by 4%
I bought a chess themed body pillow…God I’m so lonely
>>586678934take a picture of it
>>586680278no
>>586680390fuck you!
It’s the big night, I’m going to cry if we lose
When the wrong rook is REALLY wrong.
>>586684216i dont see it
>>586685360Bf4
>>586664414White has to memorize a refutation and e4 players get it like 1/500 games so most don't and it's a good game for black
>>586688180White's gay.
>>586659358I think it's more likely Magnus wins it until he gets too old and he goes away without his patronage. Same as Kasparov s organization and title. Magnus has the ability to legitimate it, but obviously the chess establishment won't care for it
We’re winning boys
