guy edition>Upcoming Expansion: Evercoldhttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/evercold/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99uyS9WCV38>The Moogle Treasure Trove - The First Hunt for Astronomy(Sep 9th - Oct 19th)https://sqex.to/PdvnY>All Saints' Wake (Oct 15th - Nov 2nd)https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2026/All_Saints_Wake/tfrx2rkv52>Resourceshttps://rentry.org/xivgresourceshttps://rentry.org/syncshells>Meetups• October 28, 9:00 PM EST | Primal, Famfrit, Lavender Beds W15 P20 | Spooky Club: Dog Soldiers and Mexican Jewish Vampire (Cured of Fears) >>585667498• October 29, 8 PM EST | Crystal, Diabolos, Shirogane W25 P49 | Trick-or-Treat Movie Night >>585725267• October 29, 9:00 PM EST | Dynamis, Marilith, Empyreum W30 P42 | Kone-Kai Yamato Meet Week 2• October 30, 10:00 PM EDT | Materia, Ravana, Solution 9 Residential Radius 9-11 | FINAL FANTASY XIV Fan Festival 2026 Japan Meet-up >>585496471• October 31, 5:30 PM EDT | Crystal, Balmung, Shirogane W24 P07 | Vampire Halloween Meetup >>583536958>Previous Bred: >>585877309
>Krile and alisaie are in sol9that means if we get any more Speen it will have to be through those two retards that sucks.
>>585892425ick
f3mra thread
>>585894516in protection mode
>>585906402sproutra became a gachacat doomer, ripnot even finishing msq before he quits the game
>>585906474wow
Kong was nicer than Val
>>585894516in hibernation
>>585906626Kong? the guy who shitposted a malera out of the thread because he didnt get free art?
f3mra wife for my f4mra
My femlala
If you want me to plap you at least put some effort into looking sexy, thx.
My sunnie? sucks at typing...
fuck this minigame it actually makes you type umlauts
>>585906761i used to be like this until i started working out and had to force myself to eat regularlyi still have no idea how people get fat eating is so fucking annoying
My moonie? will never ever ever share her keybound brawler scores....
>>585906474Of all the things i've done this is by far my least favourite... But i doubt I would quit the game over that.
>>585906871euroids win again
>>585906690I also make things up
>>585892425
>>585906872>i still have no idea how people get fat eating is so fucking annoyingsugar
>>585906626this nigga is already cheating in keyboard brawler
>>585907000I didn't know jaylen brown played xiv, he does seem like the type though
When’s the last time a femra made you go “man FUCK femra” and why?
Can't believe they managed to make shitty typing game this clunky.
>>585907063Their tranny behaviour
Femezen like thishttps://h.uguu.se/AoxlcAKR.mp4
>>585907063Sadu
Do we know what's in these?
>>585906871Somewhere around 15 matches so far and I have yet to see that word once yet. Maybe I'm just lucky or you were unlucky. Or something else is going on. Num Lock on then hold Alt and keypad 0228 and that'll bring up ä on the line.
https://poal.me/icsknzhttps://poal.me/icsknzhttps://poal.me/icsknz
>>585907189you just type doppelganger and it works fine
I got the mount first and I love it alreadyhad a look through the game's mounts just now and there's only a handful of mechanical mounts (a few that are unobtainable!!) so this is amazing for me
>>585907203i chose levi becuase im in it
>>585892425I will PEE in her
>>585907063THAT femra makes me catgirl feel like that whenever she sees her....
Ok I got everything where's the rest of the content?
>>585907203Biofemra because I dont talk to anyone else anyway so I can never cheat on her
>>585907203at least with the brazilian you don't have to deal with long term consequences. just get it over with and move on with your life
>>585907428Get the coffers and start opening, I need to know what's in them
>>585907463
>>585907495I got uhh some plain pyjama bottoms, a whm weapon that's 700k, materia and some food
>>585907167Got dyes, materia and new face wear. Sold 5 mil.
>>585907495LOOK AT THE WIKI RETARD
>>585907231no it doesnt
i'm top fragging again and again
>>585907428Thank mofu for me. We had a great time last night.
https://poal.me/eu4lkehttps://poal.me/eu4lkehttps://poal.me/eu4lkehttps://poal.me/eu4lke
>>585907764Which Job
>>585907835
>>585907681now what
>>585907063When I talked to my gf that plays femra yesterday, though the man in this is me.
Can't wait for fanfestI believe it's in almost a month
>>585892425Egg
>>585908123He must have many femraens and femxaelas in his harem..
>>585892425Val would be so hot flat chested...
>>585908306Do you want to be the first member of my harem?
>>585907957I did this trial yesterday, It was kinda cool.
>>585907495i got a jet black dye from one
>>585908415you can't sit like that
what kind of psychopath would get the win 100 typing games achievement?
>>585907203i like biofiddies with no personality
>>585908493It's only 100, it's not that much.
Dead fucking game.
cheat plugin goes hard
>>585908615i played 10 games and only beat it once. i keep getting top score despite not doing that good either. no wonder they're only showing your score and top score.
>>585908493My kind.
no gooning and plapping until the private keynote watch party is becoming increasingly harder... hope he's holding on too...
>>585908660It certainly does, retard
in school when they taught us to type they wanted us to hover over the keyboard and tap each key with our thumbs, they believed that by teaching us that it was just like texting it would improve speeds
>>585903136first guy also made this lmao>>585908725what a fucking retardthough you all deserve it for using lopstein
>>585908754you need to get a refund from your school.
>>585908493Me! I can solo carry games with my WPM, so every game I play is a win anyway :D
I like showing up to meetups in my vanilla form despite being an enormous modbeast, it's basically like hiding my power level.
>Zenos>Emet>Zenos againWhy does this game keep killing off my boyfriends?
>>585908835homos like you need to suffer because you're annoying
>>585907428go back to gooning the day away in mom's basement and talking about your internet boyfriend in every post so i can see about the mayor giving you another vacation
>Emote doesn't loopWhy don't they make loop idle emotes anymore?
>>585908820I already knew how to type really fast because of MMOs but I got yelled at for 'doing it differently than how it was shown' so I did the thumb-typing thing until they weren't looking, I won a neon green pen with 'COOL!' printed on it
this is preparing us for ingame advertisements where we need to type I'M LÖVIN' IT to gain rewards
what's nightlife?
Does marierose not post here anymore? That slut owes me a rimjob
Is Aether or Crystal going to be the more retarded side?
>>585908754you need to be 18 to post here
>>585908979selling lobbies 200ea
>>585909060you know what it is and just want me to describe sex to you like a pervert
>>585908920No I play a female character so it’s straight.
>>585909141i really dont know what this isi this it refered to these cringy clubs in ffxiv
My lalaboy will be enjoying a Dalgona and an egg croissant sandwich.
>>585909060fighter of the daylife
>>585909171>Playing a female character>but homo IRLNothing changes, you're still an annoying homoAt least play a male character
>>585908478No but you can squat like that.
My sunnie does this https://h.uguu.se/SGtvosgM.mp4
>>585909281>play a maleThat sounds kinda gay.
>>585908979Thoughts on men showing off a little cleave where you can get a peek of their tiddy bush?
>>585909403honestly mofu this is hot
>>585909403Elk...
>>585909417Yeah something up your alley
I’ll get the tifa outfit but I’m not wearing it.
I am a femkeeper who is feeling a little lonely after grinding the keyboard brawler event...
>Played a few matches>Always first place>No one else's score is visibleAm I just being paired with drooling retards? Or am I misunderstanding how scoring works in this mini-game?
My super cool and imposing femra is like this inside
daydreaming of that male midlander..
>>585909692>Am I just being paired with drooling retards?yes and I'm one of them
My sunnies pov of your mooniehttps://n.uguu.se/ztOKKNLZ.mp4
>>585908979I learned to type on world of warcraft and i type using exclusively my middle finger, ring finger, and index finger.
What repos for cheating plugin? I don't want to play another 90 rounds of this fucking fuck ass minigame.
>>585909767Do gay niggas really
>>585909692if you lose you see the score of the first place player, just to mog you
I learned to type on one of these things back in 1983.
>>585910014unc
>Get to the final typing boss>We get a sentence>Every single time we input the sentence correctly it refuses to register>We end up failing>Try it again >We get german words with characters not on our keyboardBravo yoshipiss.
>>585909841ryun x mofu
The typing thing would have been fun if it was actual words we typed and not random made up crap.
>>585909841my moonie is female tho
>the best cheating plugin for this is CN onlyof course lol
>what syncshell is glup shitto using because he doesn't show up in any of them?Zonesync, everyone is using playersync's zonesync option now. Get with the times unc
>>585910227this would be us if our schools taught coding
>>585910228they're not behind the times, they're just stubborn with their pedo sync/xivg/ alone must be at least 30% of that plugin's users
>>585910227If you use cheats for the typing dead you're genuinely retarded. Like an actual fucking bonobian ape that needs to be euthanized so their brain donated to science and studied.
EU players cause german words to show up on NA keyboard games.
Cheating plugin users will always have the same dps
>>585910014Ok boomer
>>585910421im not gonna slog through this unfinished dogshit content
>playing with Euros
>>585892425>posts about val popping up>call him an asshole>anon starts defending him>suddenly val shows up and starts avatarfagging againlmao so that was val
>>585910601not true, it varies with the rest of the group's performancealso the best plugin has a variable interval between typing instead of instantly sending the whole word, like the one this retard is using >>585908725
>>585910432
>>585909864i feel like i used to be better at typing back when i had a desk with a lower shelf for my keyboardi still type at around 100 WPM so good enough but also i feel like i make way more typos when i type too fast maybe i'm just getting older
>>585910693Oh you're just mazed
>>585910189And not needing to refocus your text field every single time. That shit is so clunky.
>>585910762I wonder if this minigame is just a honeypot to detect cheatersEven with interval typing you can tell if someone is likely cheating or not with just statistics. And even if the best plugin get undetected, the poorly made ones released early will likely be flagged
>>585910898That'd be so fucking genius
>>585910757happens A LOT>get accused of copying someone>point out I look nothing like who I'm being accused of copying>next thread that someone is avatarfagging
I hate it, yet another shit update.If this is what they keep shitting out EC is doomed.
>>585910432Someone needs test JP
>>585910935go back to wow thenwe don't need more doomtroons here
My puppygirl WoL is like this
You jerk off to the ebin's FFXIV character, not the ebin. Remember that.
>>585911029mine like thisthat ball looks cool
>>585909841>knothow about my fiddie...
>>585911120man they just come off a conveyor belt huh
What is it about blooncoons
>>585911120knot status?
>>585911049I am my femra.
>>585911249yea not sure what letter we're on, I think I'm jrando or krando>>5859113180
>>585910898a banwave just before everglorp, yes please. the butthurt would be on cosmic levels, and it would be the perfect way to show that they are willing to deal with the cheating problem
>>585910898kong being banned again would be absolute kinobut cs3 is too incompetent, and XIV trusts the client with way more than it should in general (and doesn't in some places where it should, like fucking movement)
>>585911329>no knotDamn, unlucky.Have a nice day puppy
finally, my typing speed of 150wpm has a use outside of impressing other nerds when playing typing of the dead
>>585910898That'd be a 1000 IQ move from squeenix so I doubt it
>>585911228https://youtu.be/1faGNp9xvNQ
>I can only max around 48-50k pointsFuck that's like a green parse right? It's so fucking over
>>585911659It feels good, what can I say
I am my femlala...I am my femlala...I am my femlala...and my femlala is me!!!
>>585911690sis your plugin?
>>585908308nah, big tits with fat cock is perfect
OHHHH EVERCOLDI DOUBT YOU COULD EVEN IMAGINE IT...THAT WHICH COMMANDED THE VERY 'BINS
>>585911921that femra has a big cock?
>>585911913>there's already plogons for thisWhat the fuckIt's just typing of the dead????
my moonie is kinda like this...
funny how people memoryholed brando's huge knot
Good morning, /xivg/. I love you
I love big knots
>>585912116can you lie?
>>585911420ban everyone who has cleared an ultimate, only cheaters do that
>>585911690As long as you get 350 MGC at the end, that's the max. I'm just not 100% where the cutoff point for maximum MGC is.
>>585912135I hate futa cock!
>>585912023Small cock (caged)
>>585912173Is the MGC determined by individual score and not the overall group performance?
>>585912252boring, cocks should be free
>>585912320It is near the end of the month. Femra will be free again once more
>>585906871Normally I can't input umlaut letters in-game with the same method I use for other accented characters (type the accent and then the letter), but still, keeping this word with the accent in the English version of the game is hella dumb I hope they fix this
>>585906872>i still have no idea how people get fat eating is so fucking annoyingAn insane myriad of reasons, it doesn't even have to be eating a shitload. A lot of people fuck themselves by doing things like eating a bunch of carbs before bed where their body has no chance of burning them off thus get stored.Another thing I used to do and it royally assfucked my metabolism for a while was actually eating little and maybe once or twice a day. It seems counterintuitive but it trains your body to just burn everything slow as hell and cling to everything it has because it assumes resources are being rationed and acts accordingly thus you will put on weight but just burning fewer calories as your body refuses to deplete reserves.Some people also genetically just have bad metabolisms and there is sincerely nothing they can do about it. They might exercise the hardest out of all of us just to achieve the same results those of us with fast metabolisms get essentially for free which then makes them feel defeated and stop trying. I really wish I could hug those people or give them my metabolism since they honestly do deserve it instead of me.
>>585912269Yes, you could fail the event as a group, but as long as you yourself have enough personal points, you get the full 350 MGC.
I did like three of these and my hands hurtmaybe if I wasn't pushing my 30s it wouldn't be as bad>t. 150+ wpm gawd
>>585912320The cage is for her own health
*untugs ur wiener*Now what?
>>585912479It springs back and forth like a doorstop
caged femra and miqo wooblets drooling handsfree
*places ur weiner in a bun*Now what?
>>585912393okay unc maybe go knit a sweater that might be more your speed
i swear this minigame is buggedi can take screenshots and compare my typed screen to the enemy, its exactly the same, press enter, wrong
is the typing game a versus mode against other players or co-op?
>>585912393I'm mid-40s and I'm closing in on 20 games played so far without pain.
>>585912657Co-op. The party has a shared HP bar. Enough attacks get through and everyone loses. But you still get MGC based off of your personal point score. It just doesn't count towards the 1/10/50/100 clears achievement.
>>585910789Lets get you to bed grandpa Ebi
>>585912393Age has nothing to do with it. You were always a weak faggot. You just now has the age excuse to cover the fact you have shit genes.
>>585912785i wish i gotta go outside today though
>>585912393You'll never be better than you are today. If you are lucky, by superhuman effort, you can avoid slipping backwards for a while. But sooner or later, you're going to lose a step, or drop a beat, or miss a detail -- and you'll be gone forever.
This game needs mount jobs.
Y'all keybound brawling?
>>585912657>>585912742what game
>>585912964xivg not beating the allegations here
two people were afk so I failed the typing game..
>>585912958no i'm working
>>585892425great, the biggest samefag of xivg has started baking threads
Nothing has made me hate this community as much as this minigameI SEE YOU STANDING THERE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, START TYPINGIT'S HITTING KEYS ON A KEYBOARDHOW HARD CAN IT BEGOD I FUCKING HATE YOUTYPE, GOD DAMN YOU
>>585913159DB?
>>585912958
>no tre upscale for the hyuran sethow much do upscales cost again..
>>585913323val is db???
okay anyone wanna party up for keybound brawler I can't deal with randoms
good meowning!!!have a pawfect day!
>>585913287i swear its bugged though, its refused me alot of times where im sure its exactly the same as the prompt and it just failsand theres no feedback of what part is wrong just, nothing happens
Word on the street is that moonies won. Bigly.
doppelgänger doppelgänger doppelgänger
>>585913287Chill out
>>585913287it's cool that they allow you to queue into this without a keyboard plugged in and stand there doing nothing all matchalso square does NOT want you to see this
>>585913478wait you're A BOY?!
>>585912958who's this cute modbeast?>>585913332just use proteus (yes, it was fucking with SSDs but they fixed it)
>>585913287>game full of erpers and the terminally online>none of them can type faster than 30 wpm
>>585913520no i used illegal third party plugins to just equip that shit because it works perfectly fine on femlalas
Queueing keybound brawler and letting others farm my clears like a boss :sunglasses:
>>585913582Old age is a bitch...
>>585913112im sorry to hear that i hope you get better soon...>>585913559its me!
>>585913582My fiddie is like this
>>585913408Thanks, you too sis....
>>585913434sadly people just animation plap now, they're probably like>what animation am I supposed to play!
>>585913559That's korra
I don't know how to type and I can't wait to play with you guys :)
>>585913408No u, wife
I never learned how to type with all my fingers and only use my index on my left hand and my index and middle finger on my right
>Oh cool a typing mini game that sounds fun!>it's just random made up bullshit words like Zivielaoapa!>you can barely even see the words because the view is so obstructed
>>585913875no im afraid we are two different lizards
>>585913747holy cannoli this f2mra....
>>585892425>all clique movie meetupsHoly fuck you people are boring
>>585913952zi-vie-lao-apajust space it out bwo
>>585914239Why don't you make a meetup?
>>585914239is fanfest really a clique movie meet up? though I agree with the other stuff
>>585913940freak
>>585913747unfortunately it's terminal
>>585913940I , too , type like a grandma...
>>585914415this is what they called me my entire life
>>585913747NA?and what eyes are you using?>>585913875much better taste than korra
>>585914539:(
>>585913952yes, that's how you make typing games fun and challenging, if you want common words clearly presented just use monkeytype
i want an arm gatling now..
We are now witnessing the normalization of normalfagbeasts in /xivg/.
>>585912958>Korra's femra if piloted by a tranny
this game sucks, everyone actually types so slow and barely gets attacks in
Good morning /xivg/
>>585914215I'm sure a cannoli tastes much better>>585914456no... please... you can make it...>>585914546not NA sorry, but the eyes are packed with the sculpt which is the "ibuprofen" sculpt.
>>585914715gunrence...
>>585912958korra never mentioned having a hot sister
>>585914539thats kinda wild
>>585914970Morning
>>585914979I drowned due to work glub
>>585914961I type speedily. I'm just not shifted over to playing NA yet today.
>>585914989>akemi disappears>korra appears>korra has a hotter sister everything makes sense now
*TING TING TING TING*don't forget, typers of balmung! there are two open larges right now, that are going to close out their lottery in 1.5 hourslav beds 10, 6 (330 entries) and emp 20, 52 (~170 entries)remember to put in your tickets, or otherwise check your local lottery for noteworthy plotsgood luck with the lotto and with your typing!
>>585913837now say it again with a little more oomph! :)>>585913937no YOU! anon-kun..
>>585914989this is probably because we are not related>>585915051NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>585914979>not NA sorryit's so over>>585915160these are very mid large plots, no wonder they're up
>>585915182more like doctor balligari
I would like to announce that I no longer wish to be yellow and will be transferring to the Maelstrom Grand Company.
>>585915338Slut
typemogged by a streamer...
>>585915338Welcome to the best grand company
>>585906871Hahaha, der idiotische Amerikaner im Wörterbuch gibt es keinen Gravis!
>>585915441well don't get mogged next time
>>585915160I'm ok with my medium, but thank you.
>>585915160Kind anon, bless me so I may win my medium plot...
>>585915512Those look more like a large to me...
Thank you squeenix.
>>585915578good intuition ...
>>585914239>clique>literally anyone can show up and participate
>>585915160Now direct people away from the smalls on Jenova so I can win one this time.
>>585914982Not my name *targets you*>>585915272*targets this pizza stealer too*
>>585915512My medium house large boob queen..
>>585915338>not the flamesGuess you don’t want the sick ass officers coat..
I got the office all to myself Lowkey wanna goon
>>585915473Hey we got the same glam! :D
>one of the grand companies just casually has an autistic D1 god slayer, world saver, and the literal embodiment of hope in their ranks
You're damn right it's blackmail. Because you are black and a male.
Tell me, why was a good idea to bend over backwards and let Nomura dictate the outfits remain gender locked?FF7 remake needs the advertisement more than FFXIV needs the collab, so why are we accomodating them? They should be on their hands and knees BEGGING to be let into our MMO. Yoshida is a hack and should've stood up for having the outfits be unisex.
>>585916204yeah what of it
>>585916204They have a had a cool coat
>>585915590WOW I'M SO HAPPY I GOT DISCONNECTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LAST WAVE FUCK YOUUUU
>>585916239my femra will now listen to this person
>>585916247tranny moment
>>585916239millennials have a lot to explain for that line
>>585916323You're literally mindbroken by them
The ethics board really did a number on Tifa, eh?
>>585916247While I would like to wear the barret stuff on my sunnie, I would not like to see males wearing tifas outfit everywhere so I'll gladly take the tradeoff.
Just bought 900mil gil, AMA
what causes this seam running from the armpit to the wrist and how can I get rid of it
Holy shit I don't know how to spell
>>585916528do you live on a rotting pizza in the sky
>>585916528Can I have 100m to put my retainer fund to 200m?
>>585916528Is your wife happy after the bull comes over for his hourly visit?
>>585916567Well let's start off with what body mod and possible further texture changes you're using
>>585916432It's fine if you're not porn-brained
>>585916428Yet we're not the ones driven to anger over this outfit.
I am an Aoba Femkeeper and I have grinded all the items...My hands hurt...I'm going to harass a lazlaman to make them better..
>>585916528Whats the point man there's nothing to spend it on
>>585916660no>>585916668yes but only if you put out>>585916694not married>>585916798prepping my stash for evercold while the game's dead and im definitely not making anything playing the game
this shit hurts my wrist, man
HOW
>>585916796Your femkeeper should grind something else.
>>585916725shut up furtroon
>>585916896well what you do is type doppelganger
my arms hurt.......... got a win... but at what cost........
>>585916896alt+132
>>585917008if it bothers u just use a mod to make your char huge whatever
>>585917042I did, it didn't accepted it>>585917090knowing this game it won't accept alt commands but ill try
belly kisses
>>585916432>>585916725lmao>>585917008>>585917091LMFAO
>>585916723I'm using Rue+ with custom normals and mask but it's present- without the custom normals- without the custom mask- in bibo+ baseso I was hoping someone else knew
>>585916994Like what?
what the fuck is pedometer
>>585917147It just came up for me on my last game and it worked
>>585916247>he thinks Nomura had a sayHamaguchi doesn't constantly do interviews just for Nomura to take the blame on everything regarding the FF7 remake trilogy
>>585917202it goes off when someone says "femboy"
>>585917147it does actually accept alt commands, otherwise ppl wouldn't be telling you to do it>>585917164haha! hehehe
>>585917202it measures the amount of pedos in ffxiv
casual modern slop femra!
>>585916432>>585916725That discourse was always stupid when remake Tifa looks like Anri Okita in her prime. That character's problem lies in her being a doormat to Cloud, rather than an ill perceived shrinkage in her chest.
>>585917202It is a type of materia in ff7r that counts your steps, you need 5k steps to transform it to another materia.
>>585917202lmfao it a pedometer, everyone knows what that is>he's so pornsick he reads pedometer as "pedo meter"maybe its time to take a step back from all the gooning, if you said this to someone irl they would assume you're a pedo
this is a dogshit event but i got what i wanted, see you in evercold
>>585917202It's a FF7 Materia that tracks steps and evolves at around 5k!
>>585892425They're gigantic
I'm glad there is a gender lock so dudes can use the tifa fit. I'm fine with anyone using Barret's.
\What does the ??? score mean in the typing game?
What ebin can I simp over without being accused of them samefagging?
>>585917624the score is hidden from you so you don't call ppl shitters>>585917639none
>>585917587>can't
>>585917639me
>>585917624everyone who's not you and the highest scorer gets ??? so you can't bm people for being bad at the game
how did pedometer make it past localization?
>>585917745by being a regular ass-word that doesn't refer to anything inappropriate
>>585917745because most people are normal
>>585917147Num Lock should be on and you should enter it on the number pad, then it gives an ä.
>>585917745>he doesn't know what a pedometer isIt's a device that counts your steps. In context of FFVII, it's a materia that transforms after 5000 steps.
>/xivg/ learns what prefixes and suffixes are
>>585917745you have to be REALLY porn brained to find something wrong with a completely normal word, used for some people almost daily, but you probably dont exercise so you've never heard or read it before?
My highest score is 81k...I'm proud of it...Though when I was grinding in a full party I couldn't ever break 70k
my sunnie is a pedometer...
>>585917865affix deez
>>585918003stalker sunnie counting my moonie's steps...arrested by the brass blades
>>585916432check the top on fiera and femroesof course the toddlercore race isn't gonna have big boobs with it
>>585907063said it about my own femra when using his mcdf..
Please look forward to the emergency maintenance to remove umlauts from the English client's Keybound Brawler word lists.
How do I put in a formal request for a femra/femezen to molest my fiddie?
>>585917895If your team is good, the game ends before you can rack up the score too far. Having a super high score normally means that you carried them.
>>585918142sorry, we only got sunnies and moonies in stocknext shipment of femra comes in 3-5 emergency maints, and femezen are backordered by at least 8 emergency maints
the problem is that pedo- is both Greek for child and Latin for foot and American English has dropped the Latin ae paedo- so you get confused between a paedo-meter and a pedo-meter.
Anyone who can please queue origenics with me and give me a fast queue?
had anyone made a fool of themself ingame yet calling it a "pedo meter"
>>585918272we don't have cross-dc df yet, you'd have to say where, anon
>>585918142My femezen won't fall for it again even if she enjoyed getting molested by the fiddie last time.
>>585918329I made a pf on aether, the passcode is 1111.
>>585917112Gleipnir kinda made me mad >>585917179The shine is from the texture mask but it might be an issue with the model itself and how it's using the mask and normal, it's easy to break even lighting when editing existing models in blender at allI've not had to fix this issue in specific myself but I'd check that chest model in blender and how the faces look when checking it from different angles in solid viewport shading, if it looks wonky there I'm honestly not 100% on a non-destructive fix myself but I use either a "smooth by angle" modifier or mess with normals->set from faces to fix issues like what I'm guessing this to be
>>585918142You'll have to past a lalaboy inspection first.
I can type fast and good... I just don't feel like it...
>>585918430Can we as a people start inspecting lalaboys more? Lifting them up and rotating them and such?
They gave my moonie the medicine that makes you normal and she's been unstoppable
>>585915160Why do you make these posts? You’re just making it worse for people. Everyone who wants a house bidded already. We don’t need last minute losers showing up.
>>585918617I don't wanna do that
>>585918430Gross >>585918617Can you stop being creepy?
How do I break it do the 40 year old hag that keeps hitting on me that I don't find her character attractive and don't want to plap her again because the last time I did, she spooked me with super detailed erp that I don't want to spend effort reciprocating and would rather goonslop with low effort dirty talk and anims? Sorry if this problem is kinda niche
>>585918617i do that but you want girls not highlander cock
What are the COOLEST jobs?The ones that just hype you up?
>>585914280I WISH FOLKS CAME TO MY OC/BOZJA/TMT(A)/QS MEET UPS
>>585918760You say 1/3rd of what you said here, but to her
>>585918760Steak buttery, lobster juicy
>>585918142Simple, just walk up to my femezen and say hi
>>585918094
>boring gameplay>the most mentally ill community in the entire hobby >aids housing systemI am growing tired of this gameWhy do I have to spend months of irl time hoping to get a house just so I can get chained to my subscription harder
>>585918670forgetful franklins still deserve a chance :)
>>585918760"im not interested in erp with you"
random cuties coming out of the woodwork in the wild at keysytone brawler!cute cute!
>>585918670but that’s funny
>>585918991I disagree.
>>585918968I relinquished my large plot the other day, never felt this good playing this game.
>>585918806Which 3rd?>>585918887I'm really not into hags>>585919031That sounds a little mean since we've done it in the past and she's really nice
first keybound brawler and two people really went afk
>>585918730Not as gross as the original request.
>>585919112Send her to me
>>585919227She's into hyper dicks, idk if she would be interested in you
>>585915821chocolatence!
>>585918968no one’s forcing you to do anything
So, what happened to Rikka in the end? Private lodestone,don't post againdid HE really died?
>>585919318Oh then I'm good, not too fond of the hyper stuff.
>>585919339Thanks anon. I know I was complaining about it all being mandatory, your post is very useful.
>>585919350He's been doing this for years. He spams for a while then just disappears
>>585919350last I heard he transfered back to Aether
RR my femroe wife where are you...
>>585919452How does someone do this kind of thing for years without killing themselves?This community makes fun of Second Life etc but the people here in xivg are worse than any other community on the internet
I am a femkeeper that learned how to wavedash during Keyboard Brawler...
>>585919452i hope that pedo dies for real>>585919482and turned into a femra
>>585919543>people here in xivg are worse than any other community on the internetBro xivg is babymode wtf are you talking about
I'm so shit at typing and the minigame is so slow I want to cry
>>585919641You're babymode to deal with and remove from the internet but no, you're all nutcases
>>585919159>Regular chatbox randomly opens mid wave>I'm now locked out of the gameplay and have to afk or leave>Get an angry dm when it's overSorry...
>>585919350Got a wife and settled down
>>585919350you seem very new here>>585919543you are ignorant to the depths that forums can reach
What’s the schizos endgame? >finds an anon to get obsessed with >shitposts them whenever they post >the target eventually leaves >”hey whatever happened to [my the thread enemy] why don’t they post anymore?”
>>585919821There is no endgame.
>>585919776I am not ignorant to itI've seen plenty of shit and I think xivg has the most human dead ends, nothing comes close
>>585919569Yeah well wavedash this(you're too slow so you can't)
>>585919869if those are your genuine thoughts, you are very ignorant to it. it gets much, much, much worse
>>585919821they're a warning that once you stop making plapworthy posts you'll be kicked to the curb, such is life in a plap or be plapped world
>claims xivg is the worst thread on the board>still comes here daily
>>585906871that's based as hell
Why can't /xivg/ girls look like this?
>>585920010I tend to hyperfixate on games one at a time and this is the one right now. I’m not posting in a general for a game I’m not even playing.
hthis ytping minigame si ufn
>>585920038What game?
IAmMyFemra
>>585919891A femkeeper like me is not to be teased...
>>585907203one of these has no downside btw
i spend my morning doing strafing runs over this trash heap via the thread watcher and it takes no effort
I hate the FFXIV community and how they bitch and moan about literally anything
>>585920096My femroe has enjoyed it a lot. And she's taking a short break to collect her housing lottery refund.
THE RAPED
I hate [online community] they’re always [doing thing I don’t like]
>>585920114happiness is right here
>>585907203This one is definitely about my fiddie
>>585916994I think I can cosplay this
>>585920271just type "ae"
>getting flashbanged by your desktop after spending your night with a gooner
>>585908660link/name to plugin?
>>585920223we need to stop hiding behind disabilities and simply admit we didn't pay attention in english class unless someone had to read a page from to kill a mocking bird that had the n word
>>585920369I voted fiddie. Let's see her.
>>585907203I picked the lalaboy because I would never reject him
>>585920369would
>>585919660i was just in a game where the highest score was 40k but we wonits possible even with shitters as long as all 4 are contributing and focusing interrupts/shields/missiles over just score
>>585919327not my name..and is it you?here
I'm not disabled. Just retarded.
>>585920173>I willingly spend my limited time on earth being a negative trannyI will pray for your soul. Someone has to.
>>5859195434chan generals are more accepting of people than most places on the internet and there are less with hunts of people trying to ruin your life for disagreeing with them.
>>585920456But then you guys wouldn’t have excuses for your bad behavior if you couldn’t hide behind mental illnesses like a shield
This new area is pretty fun to gpose in :)just ignore the horn clipping i dont want to fix it
>>585892425It's the guy!
>>585909841Not a moonie but hey...
>>585920535yes, it is i the choccy milk anon
>>585920638LMAO LOOK AT THAT CLIPPING HORN
>>585912024never underestimate a FFXIV player's desire to not do something
can someone donate my sprout 1 mil to get started with glam and stuff
>>585920638damn, bitch. your fucking horn is going to pop that balloon
>>585920502I rarely get a game with a higher score than 25k
>>585920698>>585920778noooooo :(youre so mean..........
>>585920776To get started with glams your best bet is to just play the game
yippie
>>585920776What datacenter/world/race?
>>585920852but i look chopped as fuck>>585920936crystal balmung miqo'te
imitation is the sincerest form of flatteryi always see copies of me when i fall out w/ people
>>585920990I can drop you 1m in ~ 8 minutes after I collect my housing refund. Just give me a (You) with your location around then.
>>585894516in waking up mode
wanna do some frontlines?
>>585920691oh i have this image you might use for your usual postingalso i go by Laurence or Lau! >:(
>>585920776if you're a fucking idiot who bought dawntrail before beating the story you can get job-themed and modernslop glams from doing pvp
>>585918760shit dog, if you ain't gonna play, pass the controller
>>585920038at one point that was a /xivg/ girl
>>585917363Pinning this femra down and giving her smooches
>>585921246meowrence
Why are we pretending to hate modern glams in a FF game
I .ISS you already /pet
>>585892425My femlala types only with her index fingers one letter at the time and there is nothing you can do about it.
we're not, we have neutral or positive opinions of modern glams
just ate a whole frozen pizza, these next few rounds gonna have me typing hella slow
>>585921314Pretending?
>>585921403Did you hear it at least
>>585921403Don't strain yourself, geezer
Just for anyone that didn't realize it yet, the typing of the dead text is NOT case sensitive. Save your pinky a little bit of health by ignoring the shift and caps lock keys!
>>585920750I was also pleased to see the jiggle
My score was 13k and the highest score was 20k
How can people not know how to type?
>>585921403Why are you eating it still frozen sis?
>>585921323piss
My sunnie and her future eb...
>>585921547>Louisoix_disintigrating.webm
>>585921476...
>>585921510Tablet babies
>>585921510kill also consoletards
>>585919734so he groomed a kid?
>>585921593Show sunnie
the barret outfit kinda sucksas a m*le character I'd rather dress up like biggs
>>585921510smartphone/tablet children, unfortunately
>>585921246ah.. yes!!! haha so mieras? what if you turned into a miera...
>>585920805oh wow yeah ok youre on a shitter level lower than i though my apologies
>>585918142report to the ishgard barracks
Please I hate it
>>585921824how does the gun work, is it a "fashion accessory" or a gloveit doesnt say either on its item
m y f e m l a l a t y p e s l i k e t h i ss o r r y f o r b e i n g s l o w
I won a medium, but I wanted the large
>>585921295No fucking way Bro every other gposer I see on twatter is a former /xivg/ nigga
>>5859220012300wtf are you even doing lmfao
>>585922001what the fuckhow
...i miss when you would message me...
>>585922114is it me
why would i message you when you never message me
>>585921372This femlala definitely masturbates alone.
a lot of people just queue and hope they get carried huhkinda like anything else in this game
finna fanta to the vampire moonie golem I made for halloweenpale + red eyes is too peak
>>585922114its not me because nobody misses me
>>585922042>>585922085>>585921873typing is hard
Where are my Tre upscales for the outfit?
>>585922032They usually come here to copy someone else's gimmick/data and spam until they get a following before pivoting to twitter.
>>585922132zaybros..>>585922204use proteus
Would it be too much if I visited my EB's workplace to try and fix things with them? It's a 2 hour flight
>>585922001this is the kind of anon that has their posts bottlenecked by the captcha rather than the post timer
Others might not but this femkeeper will always be around to say things around you...
>>585922032why does everyone just free use us
so weve seen what its like 4 player, but it says 1-4 , has anyone experienced single player brawler yet hows the scaling
>>585922257Is it me
I can’t wait to show everyone I’m actually a smrt femra.
>>585922027Why did you roll on the medium?
>>585922257No. I learned that the hard way. Your life isn't a romance movie. Just leave them alone
>>585922173AAAAAAAAAAAAAAI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUWHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO ME? ;w;
>cat girl switches dc and sends me a tell right after I am done with a dungeonThis bitch has an irl husband, why is she literally stalking me at this point, can't afk or she will sit down in front of me and wait me for to reply, can't switch DCs, what the fuck....
bro expected ffxiv randoms that are dogshit in his roulettes to be good typers in the typing minigame lol you're still dealing with dogshit ffxiv players dude
>>585921775hmmmmmm nyo
>>585922345Impulse, I did it on main>"No way I'll win lol"I don't even want it. My FC house is a small but it's already done and it's in a nice spot. I feel like an asshole now, I wasted gil and prevented someone from getting a home they wanted.
>>585922368alright well you'd think for a ffxiv player where most of their socialization comes from online they'd at least be good at typing fast
>>585922257If the fix isn't the best sloppy toppy of their life, I would say it is not worth it.
I wonder what’s life is like as a dogshit player It must be paradise
my duskie just spat in a wildie's mouth
>>585922348But what if I LARP a romance movie? Force things and stuff? Maybe things will change
>>585922001did you guys have two afks on top of two 10 wpm players, wtf is this?
>>585922257this isn't a Hallmark film bro
>>585922495why would you think just because someone's online a lot that means they're good at typing? that's the dumbest shit i've ever heard. if that logic was true boomers who spend most of their time on their phones would be some of the fastest typers in the world. typing is a skill like anything else in life
Moonies made to bounce on it
>>585921372My femlala does the same and she still easily reaches +50k without trying...
>>585922660you sound annoying do not reply to me
>>585922662Every moonie ofc
>>585922732you replied to me though
>>585922601It just makes things worse. You won't change their mind by pestering them.
femezen and fiera both futa spitroasting my aryan fiddie
my femlala masturbated 4 times yesterday and once already this morning
>>585921310Not my name, check the filename >>585921853Ehh think i won't switch from middie anytime soon or ever but it's neat vieras can use helms now
>8 different plugins to automate keybound brawler already outlol
>>585922353>didn't deny it
Anyone want me to plap their thread crush like this?https://h.uguu.se/GWBeMCJT.mp4
my moonie+ is like this
>>585922793just another regret in my life
>>585922268cute
>>585919112>That sounds a little mean since we've done it in the past and she's really niceyou should obviously word it in a kinder way, but don't lie or try to snake your way around it. just be honest. you'll save both you and her trouble that way
>>585922860Look...LOOK...Okay?I'mI'm going to go read /c/s in the QuicksandGoodbye
>>585922869compress your outputs
>>585922202anon you might be retarded i'm sorry
>swear I did 80% of the typing>can't even see how bad the others were to complain about themwhere's my fun? where's my opportunity to rage?
>>585922869why would you format audio as mp4 and not mp3
>>585922662Every ruexb moonie
telling someone you're not interested in ERPing with them is rude now? since when that's the most direct and kind way to let someone down
>>585922969My catboy has an interesting one~
>>585907203There is literally no downside to the brazilian, you should have thought this through
we need to save cute indian girls from indian men
>>585922856>8 different honeypots
>>585922437so you don't exist.
>>585922853its so great, i love mieras in armor...
nigga needs a plugin to type on his fucking keyboard lmfao
my fiddie typing up a post
my 150 wpm can no longer get me hired for work but at least it can help me in final fantasy
>>585921510People born in 2008 are here right now.
Everyone so obsessed with the idea of needing to do specific things to enjoy the game, just sit back with a friend and watch a great cartoon.
>>585922256proteus sucks
hi can you automate the typing minigame yet
>>585923000oh you can just randomly get the coffers too
thinking of resubbing so the game can make me miserable for a few months before i swear to quit forever againthoughts?
>>585923383I can't, 'cause I don't use any plugins and I don't need to.
>>585923152She looks like she’s typing slurs..
>>585923353my femra also believes we should select our leaders based on height
>>585923000ACT shows people's scores unironically.
>>585923383skill issue lol
>>585923430i'm thinking of resubing only to suck some f+ bbc
I wanted to see hrothgals and femroes in the barret jacket but YoshiP hates me for loving big women I guess.
SE just had to jumpscare me with an umlaut on my first time didn't they....
>>585923459my malera claims the throne
>>585923048are you Towa?
>>585923430just make a free trial account so it can make you miserable faster
Tifa top comes with a free boobjob
>>585923386NTA but it's a guarantee for winning the match, is it not?
>maleralol
>>585923581No, he doesn't like femlalas.
>>585923501resub i need more cocksuckershttps://h.uguu.se/KofUpeFh.png
>>585923589I saw that twitter post too
>>585923386yeah and I got a whole ass clear demimateria II out of it>>585923480that's hilarious, I can't believe the thing that ultimately will turn me into a parse tranny will be the keyboard minigame
>>585923526Cute lala
>No, he doesn't like femlalas.Biggest lie ever told on /xivg/
>>585923459That was a gimmick for this lala in RP actually. Any lala that was taller than her to any degree she obeyed without question.
I dont like femlalas and I dont find them attractive
AIEEEEE
>>585923664too hyper for my aryan fiddie
>>585923664nice
>lock in as much as i can, go full sweaty mode>barely break through 61k>decide to fuck it and lean back and just type>constantly breaking over 75kI don't get it
a femlalas personality could be cute but if I had a femlala gf who asked me what I think is attractive about her physically I would try to change the subject
>>585923736Half the males that ever were shitposted here was because they said fuck off to a femlala player and they had nuclear meltdowns.
wheres the plugin for this shit?
>>585923872Flow stateThis is me in shootan
>>585923430To it, we can run content and have fun
stfu nobody cares about your performance in the autistic typing game
>>585923872someone that works hard can never beat someone having fun
>>585923664Disgusting gay shit
the turk cheater who made aetherphone is smart enough to make one with rng that makes it way less likely to be caught
>wheres the plugin for this shit?DIDDY BLUD CAN'T TYPE
>>585923953I would like proof of this claim.
>>585923959plug your keyboard in and start typing
but you care about peoples performance in the autistic simon says minigame why not the typing one
>>585923992
I don't like femlalas.t. malelala
>>585924018>sees cock>thinks gay thoughtssomething you'd like to share anon?
>>585923615idk i'm boutta play it for the first time
>>585924146>>sees cock>>thinks gay thoughtsme asf
It is fucking astounding that 'Mentors suck at all content' is just an inviolable stereotype. Guess who hunt-and-pecked the entire Keybound Brawler run. All that blogposting about your feefees in Novice Network didn't train you to type fast???
>>585924190Raping this slut until she is pregnant
>>585924196I believe it us, unless my luck was very abnormal. Got one for every match win, and none from losses.
My femezen just woke up
Femlalas are erotic. Flat chest, huggable hips, and a vicegrip pussy.t. malelala
>>585924031>it phones home tooepic plugin from the turk
it's almost like ffxiv players and really mmorpg players in general are dogshit, bottom of the barrel gamers skill level wise compared to other genres
I misread the housing lottery schedule and forgot to bid..
How long is the grind for the new gears? I don't wnana play this for long.
I sincerely don't expect much from Evercold's writing, Dawntrail really reduced my expectations by a lot. If the story happens to suck I'll quit this game forever.
>>585923581>immediately goes for the one that makes gpose porngreedy bitch :/
I really hate how low rez the mount islegit ps2 tier, like ff11
>>585924364jerk off your fighting game of choice and stop posting
i like lalaboyst. femlala
>>585924354wait what? lol
>>585924228Yeah I'm just gonna viola that stereotype. Multi-mentor with good typing scores here.
>>585924031plugin sissies really will drain fun out of anything huh
>>585924476did I strike a nerve or something anon
>>585924434DT got consistently better throughout the patch storiestbf 7.0/7.1 were probably the low point of the game
>>585923735No u... ty /pet :D
>>585924513EB mine
3 fucking waves this is too much>>585924031post github
>>585924805only if he treats me really poorly but without ever leaving or cheating on me and also sometimes taking pity on me and patting my head or something
>>585924807the world is healing
knowing that it's mostly faggy male viera pissed that they cant wear tifa's outfit makes me double and triple down on supporting the gender lock
>>585924570Proof? Queue up with me right now big boy.
>>585919821you have to remember schizos are mentally ill>guy spends all his time shitposting you>but ingame he really wants to fuck you and treat you like his girlfriend
>>585924807why did they get rid of her
>>585924570Do you want sub 10k typers in your lobby?
>>585922232I do this>>585922298I'm just free use in general
>>>>>>can't wear barret fit
>>585925159Meant SOLELY for >>585924548
I am a femkeeper who made a friend in the silly keyboard brawler minigame...I'm giggling to myself
>>585924807obsessed
What do femlalas prefer?https://poal.me/s3lma6https://poal.me/s3lma6
>>585924630the same posts, again and again
>>585924228>It is fucking astounding that 'Mentors suck at all content' is just an inviolable stereotypeI'm only lacking the required commendations to get mentor but I don't even want it because I'm self aware of my own utter mediocrity at the game. Like sure I have 8000 hours played, I don't fucking know most dungeons mechanics lol, I just bumbled my way through all this shit, I have no business being the one looked to for guidance.
>>585924807"hey i ruined the games you love give me 30k"speen!whyare leftists this dumb
xiv themed 7 minutes in heaven
real life normies behave exactly the same way as your thread schizos
>>585924807As annoying as Sena was, this is a bit excessive and crossed into a point where the people fiendishly obsessing over them years later for their downfall are infinitely just worse people to me than any of the deliberately antagonistic shit they pulled.This isn't a "well they're great", this is very much a "Stalin or Hitler with one bullet" situation and the people like you are an actual cancer that is directly responsible for creating these people and why they are so obnoxiously preachy.
i'm a 30k'eri got 40k once
>>585925216Probably because he shit talks everyone he knows on bluesky all day and complains about how they're not really his friends because they don't involve him enough/employ him.
>>585924751/pet /pet
>>585925404They really don’t but whatever it takes to justify your obsessions.
well, time for another day in paradise. see you all later.
>pedophile had a good pointgrim
*unbeasts your mods*Now what, gooner?
femlalas? yeah they're alright
i havent played the new mode yet but everyone seems to be complaining about afkers do they get kicked at least or do they actually get to leech?
Lalas that look like this?
My femlala will make you tea and brush your hair and clean your ears.
>>585925446Why do people like you automatically assume everyone else thinks they're a "good person"? I'm a person, I do good things, I do bad things, I'm complicated. Laughing at people who are bad at their job AND obnoxious about it is cathartic, he brings it on himself in large part with his own choices and words. I really don't give a fuck what you rank me on the "how evil is this person" scale, why should I? Who are you to me that I should care?
>>585925731Full leech, I've been chaining afk games while othergaming
noooooo everyone can see that i suck at ryping
>>585925731I've yet to see afkers, but some people are so slow is looks like they are afk
>>585925731you get rewards based on your personal score so hopefully the afkers realize thismy first match had two AFKs, second match and all the others after that have been fine
The entire game is fucked because of the modding community, unironically.Like half the playerbase uses mods that's outright cheating like autocraft and gathering and even the biggest normalfag players see nothing wrong with this.Even since modding has been normalized the game and community has gotten worse and worse every day.
>>585925734I use to remember seeing cute ones that posted here. I wonder what happened to them all.
>>585920459>>585922546it's aight
>>585925683Joke's on you, I'm vanilla+
>>585924937I am incapable of directly treating a femlala poorly.
>>585925734/pat /pat /pat
Screening my erp partners by taking them into keyboard brawlers
>>585925668thats the same guy who is like>hitler drank water>I'm never drinking water againso you can safely ignore him
>>585925861so why arent you advocating for an anti cheat
>>585925874Holy... /bouquet
>>585925831I can’t wait to try it. My friends think I’m a slow typer but in reality I just take forever to word things correctly. I type fast as hell as soon as I figure out how I want to say what I want to say.
>>585925880>+futa isn't vanilla
Hitler loved dogs
I'm only typing the words in my lane, the barrier and the boss, good luck everyone else else, not my problem
https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Keybound_Cofferit's getting item updates now
Are the FF7 remake outfits out already?
femezen who only ERPs with people who can beat her at keybound brawler
>proceeds to not connect a keyboardhow do you respond without sounding mad
>>585926043dogs can find the good in people no matter who they are
>>585926043He was a fiddie?!
>>585925797>Why do people like you automatically assume everyone else thinks they're a "good person"?Because I quite literally encounter people who with a straight face can tell you sociopathic bullshit and then punctuate it with "because in my estimations it's for my perception of the objective moral good therefore I can."You might be a rarity if you can acknowledge doing bad, there are people who genuinely will look at their own shitty behavior then justify it with "Well X is worse" or "Well it's against Y."Hell we have a group of people who act like the historical fascists but justify on "No see the "anti" in front of my name? That means I'm a good guy!"
>>585926029Vanilla+ isn’t f+.>>585925880Based lightly modded sis. The most out there mod I have is just an Tre upscale that adds stockings.
>>585925970Blizzard has one of the more invasive anti-cheats with warden but their game has more cheaters and bots than xiv, though mods kind of made that official and default in their pve.
>>585926109i dont pay your sub
>>585926029Not that kind of + dumbass
use this plugin and help everyone get drop rates for stuff in the whole game
>femlalas abruptly get really needy only after he passed
>>585926081>my laneeveryone appears second from the left on their own screen
>>585925797you care honbeastnoone else does tho
>>585926097
>>585926102This one's about my femezen
>>585926159>>585926224>it's not futa it's trans
>>585926242Tracky~Your data is mine~
>finally get a clear>open coffer>piety materia
>>585926334Oh no, it’s retarded..
>>585926334Gock-obsessed
>>585925874I would fuck your fiddie to bits, bro.
this is the best minigame they've ever put into the golden saucer
>>585922635There weren't any afks
>>585926582I suck at it, but yes.
>>585925797moids will type out stuff like this then wonder why they're single
nigga stair glitched me nigga
>>585926582what is it with femroes and this minigame I swear I've seen more in the plaza than anywhere else in the game
Tempted to use that brawler plugin but my luck is so bad I know i'd somehow be the only person to get banned for using it
>>585926880femroes like to keep their fingers limber
>>585915847>>585916432>>585916725>>585920750>>585923589>>585924190>>585925041>>585925578We love international tifa day!>>585915128>>585926295And Barret (singular)
Cuck loser.
are there upscales for the tifa outfit yet
>>585926915Don't be spiritually Israeli.
>>585926976That was my father. Please, call me Cucky.
I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU ALL MY BITCHESYOU WILL ALL SUCCUMB TO MY COCKMEN WILL HAVE THEIR THROATS FUCKED TO OBLIVIONFEMALES WILL HAVE THEIR CUNTS FUCKED TO TARNATIONAND MY BALLS WILL BLAAAAAAAAAAAAST
>>585927020yes
>>585926582sooo true goodjob swys!!!
>>585927104oh nice
they gave us grey fiddies before mhighlander eyebrows
why am i not able to easily cancel my teleports someone help pls idk what plogon is doing it
>>585927020yeah, for months
>>585926947Holy moly.
>>585927180wrathcombo or VBM or whatever you use, it has a setting to not interrupt channels
got 83k without a bonus round that's not bad
>>585926947My duskie requires proof
>>585926665>zero afks and the max score in the lobby was 3.5k before losing first round>four 10wpm or less players rolled in to eachothercosmically bad luck outcome from the matchmaking
>>585925446Kill yourself, pedo
>>585927176highlanders dont deserve eyebrows
>>585922256
>>585927180just press escape, it's like casting any spell
>>585925872DB
>>585927180have you considered not using so many plugins
I wish someone would want to ruin my femlala bits...
Would you love me if I became a lalaboy?
>>585927609Yes.
>>585927274are either of those part of a bigger like collection of plugins? i think i use bossmod if that's what VBM is but i can't find it in my installed plugins list thanks for replying tho ;w;
another pb
>>585921309not if i pin you down first, anon~
>>585926582True and real.>>585926880It's just really fun...
Anybody else working up a sweat hard carrying their party?
>>585927578Would.
all of my fiddie's savings have dried up at this point and she's thinking it's finally time to hang herself this weekenddoes anybody want her solo fc ownership it has leveled subs
>>585927609post your lalaboy and my femlala will judge
why does WHM got a spell called "ass size"?
>>585927730SNIIIIFFF
>>585927570i'm sorry i recently escaped from console and my husband installed everything for me idk how any of it works
>>585927754Because we have the nicest rumps. Yes, even the male WHM players.
>>585927751world?
>>585927489I feel like there was more than just -that-
>>585927847balmung
I lost at round 3 on my first keyboard minigame at 30k points because everyone else was typing at an elderly person's pace...
My femlala? Spelled soldier like solider 7 times in one game
>>585926969Barret da goat
>>585927274nevermind i found it and fixed it woohooo thank u so much
>>585927754Check out their job gear pants.
why does BLM got a spell called “Despair”
great top sucks that I can't remove the tattoo if I want to, even if it's a cool tattoo I just don't want it in some glams maybe they'll let us in the update that lets you disable stuff
>>585927754>also has a spell called divine beniswhm confirmed the futa job?
>>585927980I lose on round 1 when its with you
>>585927176YoshiP fighting every day tooth and nail and sweat upon his brow to stop all of his developers from adding eyebrows to highlanders.
>>585928108to represent their state of mind after dawntrail released
>>585927980literally me learning how to type
>>585928181Why?I've only played one game so far.
>>585927751can i see your fiddie?
>>585927980grok, filter image MD5
/goodbye/pet
>>585927980grok, unfilter image MD5
>>585928108depresso bros...
They didn’t add “Dream Bigger”” to the brawler…
>>585927730I have hours before I even get to try it..
>>585927730No because I'm queuing into these things with friends.You guys do have ... friends, right?
>>585927692Cheeky sproutra. Needs smooch correction.
>>585928057need a boyfriend?
I need a real typist to save me
>>585928518No....
>>585928527
>>585928527just try it c: i'm uncorrectable!
>>585927730My moonie is going to lick those pits and remark how they taste like celery
>>585928616I'll be your friend, anonnie ...
Why does NIN have a spell called “Ass Ass and Ate”?
>>585927176this is gonna look so retarded
>>585923375It's not the best but if you can't use blender it's pretty useful
>>585928574bro you're not even trying
My sunnie is doing a spot of modbeast watching on Light.
>>585927980i'd lose to you after one round
>>585927176Every time I see this my eyes are inevitably drawn to that Blanka looking motherfucker. Just why.
>>585928810Show what you got so far
>>585925159I'm going in order. Chaos is up next.
>>585928574You are where you belong
>>585928574brother what are you doing
>>585928518Happy to queue up with you, big guy. I promise I won't run it down mid this time.
>>585928574special needs-kun..~ it's time for your mavis beacon lesson~
>>585928686I'm sorry. I don't have friends for a reason. I can't do that to you.
>>585928706It's best used after dick attack
>>585929049When you don't have to carry a team that types like geriatric, arthritic lobster accountants, then your scores end up looking a little more reasonable.
>>585928574Have you tried plugging in a keyboard bro?
>>585929145I'm sure you're probably fine. Everyone here is just a funny little nerd anyways. :) (myself included)
>>585929208I had a feeling that was the case, it's cool to know it equalizes like that. I've had a few sub 60k runs where I was cutting it close with the first, and while that does eat at some rewards, it's nice to not be heavy lifting.
Swysters, the new bread?
>>585929457>>585929457>>585929457
God bless the dev who gender-locked the outfits.Sick of seeing faggots in skirts and dresses to be honest.
I am <<The Masterful Stroke>>
>>585929365Yeah I ended up in one where I had 80k and it was solely because I swear to god I was paired with three people that had the mental capacity of goldfish. The more you can chain together completions and combos the higher your score is, which doesn't happen if things die too fast.
>>585929343Unfortunately it's not that simple but I appreciate the kind words even if they're ironic.
>>585929480I'm going to stroke your prostate with my penis
>>585928978>>585928750If I make errors early I choke and I have to look at my keyboard and then we all lose.
I always dressed like the Tifa I knownaked and asking for it