Previous: >>585875424New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/9FwDmrbvdVQ>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 2, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg 10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>>585893612fukute
>>585893612Blessed thread.
my beautiful tact gf
Good morning bwochos
>>585893690brian is.... a chuuni?
Do not open!
A fuku wife would be nice.
>>585893762Good morning gwochacho.
remember to do your daily pull
wahey
Open if you dare
>>585893767No, she just doesn't know how to respond to Gimlet
>>585893907>7
Today is the anniversary Fusaichi Pandora left this world as 14 years oldWinner of the QEII of 2006 and Saporo Kinen G2 of 2007She raced alongside Kawakami Princess, Sweep Tosho, Vodka, Daiwa Scarlet and many more with Kawakami Princess competing in the classics 21 starts, 4 winsMother of Almond Eye
Fukucute
>my club almost dropped to B rank>danchou is fucking not even in top 20 as earnerI'm going insaneeeeee
>>585893891saving them all for ramonu wit
My trainee tasted different today...
>>585893957Move to an A rank club already
>>585893975>tastedhuh?!
>>585893768What the
>>585893957Mambro...
>>585894027It's gonna be B rank
>>585893936These are so cute.
>>585893975Make her drink more water?
7 and fuku will rape every anon in this thread4 and we move on to rickey
>>585893957Mambwoski...
>>585893975Did she pee before?
>>585893957mambwo...
>>585894093Very much so. I think I'll have to skeb some more. The artist shills his skeb quite often
Open for good luck.
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/YwEAK1https://jiggie.fun/YwEAK1
>>585893975Ummm is it normal for a trainer to be eating out his trainee?
>>585893975always eat purely vegetables a day before doing umapyoi, anon
>>585894129What does 9 do tho…
>>585894210o-orenji boobs...
>>585894271baka
>>585894271
>>585894156>>585894176>>585894052>>585894027No, really, wtf should people do unironically... i cant cope with B rank, especially because danchou is low earner
>>585894129I want 4 so fucking bad...
>>585894271Gets eaten by 7
>>585894257Maybe he meant kissing...
>>585894442Leave for a better club. I am sure you can do A rank number or at the very least B+.
Guys my trainee keeps slapping my butt really hard and it hurts every time she does it, how do I get her to stop
>>585894442join a B+ club where danchou is a middling earnerI know one that even has spots open
>>585894442i thought mambo switched danchous? did the new one burnout too?
>>585894538I wanna kiss Dober everyday but she freaks out, so I settle with once every 3 days to avoid overloading her
>>585894538her umanko
>>585894570Gotta start hittin them squats trainer>>585894210God i want to hug that uma
>>585894582It's not mambo...
>>585894570Rickey tore...
>>585894582ITS NOT ALWAYS ABOUT US!
>>585894642mambros never are
Dober......
Kissies?
7 and I fix my acesanything else and I send who I have
>>585894805Catch the hint trainer...
What's your favorite "had a foal together" pairing?I definitely like Kitasan + Sweep
>>585894442you can tell this image is old by the fact that mambo is in the upper 400 range, instead of tethering between 490 and 500
>>585894391God I want to be choked out by golshi so bad
>>585894805>>585894846She's trying her best
>>585894892Any Nishino pairing. Her personal harem is insane.
>80 free pulls >got 3 dia and no kitas so got mad and pulled twice using carats>another dia and finally a kitaIf I get a kita on my last 20 it will have been a waste of 3000 carats but at least I can 4* her I guessAlso anyone else who got lovebombed by Dia this banner?
>>585895000
>>585895040retard
Ughhh~ *sniff sniff* Your dick reeks! Don't shove that stinky dick in my face.. It's all sweaty and seriously fucking stinks *fwoosh* Haa... I'm not sniffing it! No way I'd sniff something this. *fwooshhh* Hff *fwooshh* Ahh~ Dick stench is melting my brain Ohhh Yabe~ Pisses me off so bad~
>>585895000>>585895047I don't get it, was Azuma not looking for a hug
>>585894814I need to kiss Laurel
I finally realized why I get a boner every time I saw Dober being posted here.
>>585895171no, she was just posturing with her arms out.
>>585895205I got the biggest boners and nuts from the doujins with Risa from TLR instead. Uma for this feel?
>>585895130You need a more appropriate image next time
>>585895047I want to hug a soft, warm and nice smelling uma so bad
>>585894814summon your own laurel tulpa first
>>585895004aiiieeee orange on orange violence
>>585895130I love Dober but I'm not sure what to think of this
>>585895364How soon would Taiki fuck her trainer?
Nice
>>585895130b-bell-chan iku— hrmgnh
>>585895553GraduationThe sex would be so vigorous that trainer's cock starts to fear Taiki's umanko
ohamile!
>>585895698ai-chan's better desu
>>585895130>a grown ass adult man unironically typed and posted this
haha imagine getting aptitude sparks haha
>>585895128Stop ban evading
>>585895747>man
>>585895801
>>585895725>ai>betteralmond fraud never won against gran
>>585895792cute
>>585895747Says the teiobro
>>585895747Ikr? The world is healing.
>>585895868Yeah? Well Ai is cute
*fwoosh*
If I gonna do single ace (Rickey) on next dirt. Do I run pace chase or front runner?
I really hate dober posters
>>585895130Dober wouldn't get drunk off dick stench...
>>585896602depends if you have front parents or not, bot brickeys are equally strong
>>585896602Front is stronger but solo front is not a good idea that cm because there might be oniggers, Id do 1 front richard, 1 pace, 1 debuffer
>>585896467Gran is cute too
>>585896467
Why does /uma/ like Dober so much?
>>585893957Butt bro...
Sprint cm soonPost sprinters
>>585896827no we don't
>>585896827Gateway drug into mare propaganda
The fastest.
>>585896849
>CM 21 early guide>CM 21 guide>CM 21 emergency guide>it's all same sloptuberWhy though...
>>585896827>>585895205
>>585896827I haven't gone through her story so I don't have an opinion
You have 31 days left to enjoy Light Hello.
>>585896783
patto matte gatto yatte chutto sutte haaa~n
>>585897091Rice wouldn't say this
>>5858968490.75 miler*
>if you didn't roll the SMaru card you're bricked for GMI got her but funny how nobody mentioned this
>>585896926Oh my... Those pillows... Dacchis, I think I wanna fuck my uma COWorker
>>585897160because it's not true
>>585896926look away, little umadol
heliosbros...
>>585897326I was expecting that to reference Palmer as Helios' ugly friend
faggots
>>585897326t. ruby
>>585897443She wouldn't say this
>>585895698
They should make 600m races
>>585897443uni wouldn't say this
Which Friend would you fuck
>>585897597AzumaAkikawaLight Hello Tazuna
>>585895747Unforunately, the original pasta was from a jap goonette who posts her masturbating noises(debatable) on x, formerly known as twitter, for the love of the game
>>585897597the onsen npcs look oddly similar to aoi and meek
>>585893975Mine always tastes like carrots.>>585894257It's important to do it regularly since a trainee's taste is an excellent indicator of her health.
>>585897160I want to MLB my 2LB SMaru but all the reruns are ass>smaru + nishino wit>smaru + ramonu (at the end of GM)I'm saving selectors for SC
>>585897597Light Hello, Aoi and Tazuna.
>>585897501hey
please fan farm...
>>585897597The onsen hag npc looks like the futabu futa hag from the onsen episode
>Another episode of me waking up in the middle of the night thinking about umasI'm trying to fix my sleep schedule here bros... What do?
>>585897597Anshinzawa
>>585897867Start a loopa and go to sleep
>>585897597I would plow riko like you wouldn't believe
>>585897597where is sugar lights
>>585897905If I do another loopa I'm going to become an oompa loompa bro, I'm trying to go to sleep not go insane lol
>>585897806Shan't
>>585897867it's a danchoucord conspiracythey do sorcery to wake you up midsleep so you refresh your clanked runfuck off danchou let me sleep
>>585897597I'm loyal to Hello
>>585897945no pal card for mecha
>>585897597Director
Post uma you will NOT fuck
>>585898021I think it's my libido, I'm going to wash with some cold water.Danchous have human rights
>>585897597Whoever pulls me out of most of those will be crowned king of URA finale
>>585897326If I say this about Ryan on xitter everyone chimps out
>>585897867Start an autorun, then listen to weird Tazuna ASMR to fall asleep again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE_nbKRKs3o
>>585898148Oguri Cap
>>585898040
I jerked off twice today already, might go for a third round in a few hours.I still got it
>>585898148I don't save pics of umas I don't want to fuck.
>>585897597Otonashibros....
>>585897443uni would say this, pin you down, strip off your pants, then linr your cock to her umanko befpte whispering in your ear>i'll fix that for youbefore slamming her hips with extraterrestrial might
>>585898293I wish my libido would calm the fuck down already desu. Experiencing all the shitty ojisan pains, but still horny all the time.
>>585897597tazuna, light hello, riko, riko 2.0, and riko but onsen
>>585898293i can't do it more than once a day
>>585898241Damn... Uma ASMR is that popular? I got one for youhttps://youtu.be/qXFfx8Ayz8
>>585897597The UAF slut is a bit underrated. I would sex her hourly.
>>585898148
>>585897597Tucker is rhe hottest pal card
Giant uma asses please
Umas for this feel? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHM2OIcG8Ok
>>585898415>>585898486I don't get the urge to do it ever single day like I used to but when I do get the urge I feel like I could jerk off more in a day than I used to as a teen
>>585898639You first
>>585898639
>>585898293>third round>in a few hoursanon.... that's not still having it...
My boss said he will give me a promotion for each uma ass posted
>>585898639Plapmeat
>>585898639>Asking without giving anything in return
>>585898415Can related to the high libido, despite being over 30 it's still as intense as I was in my 20s. But as part of my personal willpower training I'm forcing myself to hold back, before I couldn't go a day without cumming at least twice or I'd get antsy, now I can hold for a few days or even weeks (with the added extra energy) or go at it 5+ times any day.
>>585898845cool
>>585898823I don't think I've ever jerked off more than 4 times in a day though... 3 is pretty good
>>585898534Getting in shape with nothing but sex with Sonon Elfie.
>>585898534>>585899018Okay she is pretty hot
I cant jerk off too many times because my dick is big and long so my arm gets tired quicklyIf I had one of those asian microdicks you only need to move 2cm to jerk off, I could probably jerk off 3x more times
>>585899129Have you tried lifting weights?
>>585898534She's gigantic
My libido often gets me into trouble and it doesn't help that I'm a shut in but thankfully I can work out the horny away
>>585899129proof?
>>585899129Try focusing more on the tip.
>>585899268Use your sexual energy to get physically fit
>>585895642>Kentuckian
>eur* hours
>>585899268what are you implying here
Does Creek ever get any reruns?
have sex or something idk
>>585897326Heliosfags BTFO'D
>>585899387I will jog today, it's fun but it isn't fun feeling horny while sleeping>>585899458Probably nothing crazy :^)
>>585899552the last one was the one we had last march or april
>>585899589dober wouldn't say this
>>585899614Shit. Is LB3 good enough?
Flash travels around again for the autumn sho!https://x.com/Versailles_Farm/status/2115346682351325584
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/_m8XYv>https://jiggie.fun/_m8XYvhttps://jiggie.fun/_m8XYv>https://jiggie.fun/_m8XYvhttps://jiggie.fun/_m8XYv
>>585899719Yeah. Also dont forget the free SSR voucher next month
>>585899719yeah
>>585899291>Proofs?Here. My big white cock.
>>585899394KenFUCKian
>>585899962I want to go to the US
>>585898490>video not available
>>585899962So fucking vulgar compared to elegant and willowy Japanese girls
>>585899962>>585900095>fucking a doguma that fucks her family
Taiki would gaslight her trainer that bed breaking sex is an umamerican tradition because her canon trainer only allows her to do stuff when under the guise of something else
>>585900114You're not missing out it's okay
Breathing in your trainee's sweaty bra is an umerican tradition, trainer.
chestnut death
>>585900513Shut Up, Spechud!
>>585900645Plump
>>585900327>>585900405>ohhh noooo an attractive female is hinting that she wants sex with me ohhh the humanity woe is meThis is bad because?
i hate chestnuts so much all they do is lie and steal and kill each other
>dead threadWhere's everyone going? Bingo?
>>585900810I forgot my pic wowzers
morning coffee
i like riceshe's kinda nice
>>585900814>attractive femaleTaiki is atractive?? She looks and acts like a mangy mutt.
>>585900814Cockteasing your uma is a trainer's human right
>>585900921hey
stop posting fat umas
I did not need to see that...
curren chan
>>585900871busy gaming...
>>585900958This is how you get kidnapped and locked in a basement to become a living dildo forever
breathing is misery
Super Creek is getting deportedhttps://x.com/i/status/2115262054604898593
>>585901171more like super freak god trannies are ugly
>>585901171100% fiction writing
>>585893767Always has been
>>585897806i finally got 3 usable aces, will start up the fan machine soon
>>585901171umama looks like THAT?
>>585901171I hope the mexican tackling and breaking that creature's leg gets a godroll or 2, and also wins plat. What a patriot.
>>585896926Fucking finally, I can fuck off from these dogshit scenario in 31 days.Light Hello was hot, but GL is awful
i want to fuck umamusumes
>>585901616>umamusumesslut
>>585899552Later in the game there will be 10 card banners. Super Creek will be on such banners around 2027 May and June.
good morning more like good uma porn img
>>585901753She still has more wits than me
>>585901095
I am not forced to run 3spd/2wit in GM right...?
>>585901967anyon...
>>585901967You're gonna be forced to run 35 RB instead
>>585901967You're not forced to do anything.
>>585901967>67you're forced to have six seven on your post haha...
good morningbusy day.
>>585902000>>585902010>>585902020>>585902090THAT DOESNT HELP
death day
>>585900930super nice
fried rice...
>>585901967>>585902145You'll only play with two speed cards and two wit cards. Borrow is either Throne/Ancestor, then your last slot is either stam/power/guts. Also the thing about needing 35RB is true.
>>585901967You're not if you're training for 20% speed uma
>>585902138
>>5859019672 speed 2 wit 1 guts
My deck is gonna be genuinely fucked and raped and dismembered on a garbage dump during GM, l'arc cant come soon enough
>>585902250Thats okay, I got THAT wit card
>>5859019671500 speed cap and stronger trainings means we will return to 2 speed.
>>585902364THAT one?
>>585902364>THAT wit cardKeep in mind your key skill for your style will be on a wit card as well, like Wit Bourbon for Gold Groundwork and Wit McFat for pacefags
>>585897597Light Hello is the closest to my ideal woman body
>>585902424Yeah>>585902434Iam all.about backliners
>>585902250The thing about needing 35RB has always been true. Hopefully people have realised even in GL why.
>>585902473Should be comfy then
This heart beats for Daiwa Scarlet
>26 million download>/uma/ is dyingsomeone is lying here
When's the next scenario coming out? I'm tired of Our Big Show.
>>585902510cute ichiban
>>585902473hell yeahyou're alright, silly poster
>>585897597oh I can fuck the Directo too? then let's go with her
>>585902543me, I'm lying with Daiwa Scarlet
My trainee is demanding for breast massages now, what should I do?
>>585902452She is perfect.
>>585902473But Silly is a Pace chaser...
>>585902554just 1 more month and we'll get to the next layer of hell
>>5859025431 of those downloads was me redownloading after I uninstalled during the flatline
>>585902621?
rice showerher rice is a shower
>>585902604Do grip strength training and do your best
>>585902250>tachyon is 0rb>ancestors is 0rb>ramonu is just 5rbgwos???
>>585902621But she isnt
>>585902543/uma/ is for global, which is a different game to the one that has 26 million downloads
post something sleepy
rape bonus
>>585902792Welcome back
>>585902812
>>585902792nyes?
I wish people here would use the other 'uma' general for everything s*x related so we can talk about the game instead.
>>585902786you mean "do your breast"
uma sex game
>>585903025sprint is all about who gets the longest downhill mode and if you rolled a 4.5k SP uma dirt mile is all about getting 6 greensnobody knows anything about the next scenario and you'll all be gaslit by retards parroting shit from sloptubers sex with daiwa scarlet and her nice mammary glands
>>585903025I was going to post about something I just did but I think I'll keep it to myself seeing your post, what part about the game you want to discuss?
>>585902986>2 gutsbrickeronis
>>585902804/umaJP/ must be really active with their 26 million downloads
Romantic Umamusume
>>585903185umm do you think bakushin is better than curren (base) in the sprint CM (chukyo 1200m)
>>585903118*smooch*
i thunk bakushin is better for sex than curren, purely because that little whore has been used up more times than your local streetwalker. at least a class rep has boundaries
>>585903352Both are equally bad and have no ult, but Bakushin has a better kit and is way way way easer to train, use Bakushin.I'm about to go for another round so no more questions from you.
>>585903025sorry but the hot springs scenes imply hot steamy sex, so it's also part of the game
I'm a Nishino fucker...
>>585902338>My deck is gonna be genuinely fucked and raped and dismembered on a garbage dump during GMwhy?
>>585903491Curren's unique doesn't work this CM?In a Sprint CM?Cygames...
evo skills wjen
>>585903652next month
>>585903576Light Hello is the one card freeing up my borrows, now she is going away
>THREE (3) infirmary visits to clear a debuffMANT was soooo bad guys, being able to cure debuffs and get energy instantly was total shit
>>585902250>Also the thing about needing 35RB is true.I doubt it. Very strongly doubt the small difference in stats with 35 vs 15RB will be more significant than good cards, if you have to choose between the two.
>>585903604idk what the retard is talking about, both Curren uniques works fine
>>585902338>ramonu>urara>ksbif you have these 3 your deck is fine
Why are you guys so horny about her?
>>585903728stop thinking just consume
>>585903756NTA but I checked it and it looks bad
>>585903728>the small difference in stats with 35 vs 15RBit's the 200 SP you should be concerned about
Good Morning
>>585903728It's for the late December extra race every year
It's really difficult to feel sympathy for someone getting arrested by ICE to get deported when they overstayed their welcome and got caught. Uma cosplayer or not.
>>585903901You need to overtake somebody, if you overtake early it's just mid race velo if you overtake at a good time it's speed carryover and accel.The Umalators suck at portraying skills like that accurately
>>585903806She's pretty when her hair is down
>>585903901AWESOME game design from Cygames
>>585903806
>>585904056guaranteed reply
>>585904056all female ningens deserve to be deported
>>585903775I dont have KSB, thats the issueIm gonna have to sweepycope and hope extra 1sp makes up for prof of curv for all GM cms
>>585904491Spoiler: it doesn't.
>>585903806her body is insane and athletic
>>585903181>4.5k SP umaI don't see how this is mathematically possible. Highroll ace careers in GL give you 2800-2900sp, I might have hit 3k once but I've never seen 3100+, not even with high rainbows and early SP+ songs.
>the RB req is totally real bwo!!>oh, the shill scenario card? uhh... yea it has zero rb.... but i swear... rb is so important bwo.... trvst me gwo... please believe me qwo.... PLEASE....
>>585903304the San Tsuiyoi are incredibly romantic
>>585904694I got 3200+ sp a couple days ago on a Yamamin Zephyr run, but that was using the Fuku wit card which gives you like 120sp from events and Sweep SR+Tachyon
Am I the only nigga thats skipping Grand Masters?
>>585904694probably talking about hakuraku numbers i.e., 4.5k effective SP, including hints and FL
>>585904720it wasn't real during MANT (50RB was plenty, 65+ minimum or you're bricked was a total lie)), so therefore it won't be real during GM, which has less racing. Once you start seeing gaslight patterns, cutting through the bullshit gets a lot easier.
>>585903775>ksbK.S.... Biracle?
>>585904914playing lates and having 60RB effortlessly when everyone else had to work out how to get to 50 was pretty comfy though
>>585904830Yeah anon you skip a straight up upgrade to grand live.
>they don't know about the end of year racesenjoy your 15 RB deck bwo
>>585904830I considered it but, are there really any good reasons to stick to GL over the next scenario?No way I'm pulling Guides because that TE on 3lb is not worth it.
>>585904694If you bring skill bonus cards 3100 is achievable on a high roll, got it a few timesbut yeah anon means 4.5k effective without skill hints
5 OF MY CARDS DIDN'T FINISH THE CHAINI ONLY HAVE 1 GOLD
>>585905075VASS ONE GOLD?? GOLD GOLD GOLD
>somehow go through Summer without a single rainbow>glue>2% failure training on a 3 speed rainbow trainingThe devs did this on purpose I know it they want me to quit the game.
>>585904997true, Nattie my beloved...
>>585905239This 2% could have been a 400 support roll with 0 rateups you were lucky it just bricked one run actually
is "no stopping me" good for the dirt cm?
>>585904720you want a bit of RB because of how you can abuse a goddess skill to get loads of SP and some stats once a year, but getting 35RB is so easy nobody should even think about that, like kitasan+ramonu+finemo is already 20, if you are an urara memester that's another 10, or if you want creek then that's 10 again, get 5 from another speed card or don't, at the end friendship bonus and TE are going to be the best anyway
>>585905452sex motion
>>585905013>it's better using a deck that allows you to get +2 points after every race instead of a deck that allows you to get +5 points after every training
>>585905013I can already see the rage from the lack of reds for late december.
>>585905013there is only 1 race at the end of year in GM
>>585905387If your uma has it, yes. Otherwise you're gonna kill your deck.
>>585905387No one is stopping you from using it tho
>>585905546wait until you learn there's more than one year
>>585905615
Wouldn't it be scarier or more thrilling if they were riding straight into a mountain wall?
>>585905713drowning is more romantic in a chicken race
>>585903806I'm thinking about the platinum she is gonna win for me
>>585904720Heres the real reason:It's a min-max for more SP, like MANT the scenario specific races gives rewards based on RB, since there is 4 big races and no URA finale that's all your finishing career stats you would get.
>>585905515>>585905546The red sexo horse active effect is a race bonus boost for one turnhaving it late december means you get hopeless/arima plus the end of year GM race boosted, it adds up
>>585905931she look kinda retarded
wait for the sloptubers to give anons their opinions as always
I don't wanna clank parents for dirt mile.........
>>585905639Rice would cause physical harm over a simple joke
>>585905987i only listen to witgod
HASHIRE BO-BA HIBIKE HIIMBAODORE ARIMA NO KARUNABARDALEMO-KAREMO UKARE SAWA-GIHIKARUASEGA HAJITE TOBUUU
>>585905879but for how much.The thing is still there.It's not like MANT that you spend most of the time racing and so you need to make stat points out from it as much as you can, you have more round of training rather than racing.If we're talking of a huge boost, like a 5level facility rainbow, then i can think about it, but still, you will focus more on training rounds...
>>585905987>LesboWhat the fuck we need lesbians next scenario?
>>585905978she has transdimensional autism
>>585905987>still have to use fine motionWHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS SAID I'D BE FREE FROM THIS BRICK!!!!
>>585906278>listening to sloptubers
>>585906258>race bonus talkWe're going back to MANT, the yurige scenario.
>>585906214it's a bit
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12463607
Guys I don't like Umas.
>>585906409why is CB fucking Scarlet's trainer?
>>585905998I mean, what else is there to do in the game? You can't prep for next scenario until it drops. Maybe you can reuse your Libra parent and borrow a dirt parent and call it a day.
>>585906278How did you even got gaslit to not pull finemo?>still has a strong output among wit cards>her and natie are comfortable at B+ tier in today's jp serverThe only characteristics of a good wit card as of now is either; skill point bonus and skills to learn
>>585906413
>>585906375>it boosts facilities over level 5>B-BUT IT GIVES +35% FROM RACES!!You guys are retarded.DO you really prefer having +5 from races instead of +10 from facilities boosted?
>Only 90 mares this yearEven with the wins this y4ear yhey will need to lower the fee, 18 mil yen is just too much right now
>>585906452Never put your dick in a uma with bipolar disorder
>>585906214idk I don't remember the exact numbers, but it did matter back then, just a thing to keep in mindLike yeah it's not like MANT where you wanna max out 60+RB and ball, but if your deck ends up with low race bonus you are at a disadvantage next to the guy who earned extra 300 SP in GM races and thus another gold skillit's just a heads up, when GM actually comes out people will run the math (again)
>>585906531>y4ear yheyyear they*How the fuck did I write y4ear yhey???
the last time RB was relevant both shilled cards had 10rb and one of them had scaling gains based on fansbut i'm supposed to believe it matters for gm when the human rights wit has 5 rb and the pal card exactly 0 (less than LIGHT HELLO which is the pal of a scenario where racing is literally detrimental)if anything it looks like the actually relevant stats here are SP bonuses and stat bonuses overall since ancestors otherwise looks like a pretty mediocre card compared to the other pals
>mare
>>585906486having observed this general>don't pull on the finemo banner, wait until smaru+finemo for extra value!>you need to pull smaru on her first banner, don't wait until the rerun!>you waited until smaru+finemo to pull? you should have smaru already and cb is better than finemo, why do you need to pull?
Erm.. the most important stat in GM is actually your IRL wit stat because it's a puzzle scenario
>>585906278You will still use it, but you will not be dependent on it.
>>585906486I did pull on fine motioni just dont particularly enjoy using it
>>585906720these meme arrows are not mutually exclusive, you just gotta pick one of the scenario and roll with itthe only ideal outcome is to be a whale and roll everything, but then you get called a piggie
Rickey vs FukuRickey vs TarumaeWhy's she always getting into conflict with other umas
>>585905931need her..
>>585906524You don't see the full picture yet>>585906675I can lead a horse to water, but...
>>585906859chinese umas love to be in conflict, they just cant help it
>>585906775is it really? there is info already on what's the best puzzle solution, the only thinking you need to do is how to play around the RNG to get there, which doesn't require wit but guts on your side because you will be gambling hard on future turns
>>585906859Religion.
lobe me orenji
>>585906937Sweepy...needs punishment.
>>585907025snuggling with orenji tiddies
>>585907025that's not how you spell Matikanefukukitaru
Good morning
>>585907132Thats a post game cutscene.
>>585907156it's not morning anymore Tannhäuser, you overslept
>>585906675>the last time RB was relevant both shilled cards had 10rb and one of them had scaling gains based on fansAnd even then, it was way more important to highroll 42-45+ races than it was getting 60-65RB. 50 was plenty. Interpreting it charitably, anons are pointing out you might get enough of an SP boost for an extra gold skill, which is useful. Interpreting it less charitably but perhaps more accurately, it's a straight-up lie, just like 65RB was in MANT (remember that? "65RB or you're BRICKED"?) and 18* speed sparks was in GL.
>>585905987So how do I get 35 as a front runner after Bourbo wit comes out? Kita, SMaru, Bourbon, Ancestor, Ramonu is 15 RB with only 1 card slot left.
>>585906720Yeeeeaaah, I forgot the rerun gaslight really fucked with everyone.I only use jp gacha sites that have tier lists and just make an overall brainstorm of what are the cards that at least are generalist/guarantee longevity. The worst part however is that Finemo is one of those cases where you can't easily pinpoint when will she fall off in global.I remember anons were talking about how she would've lost usage after mant but I feel like indirectly, Ramonu being an upgrade somehow made Finemo's raw output still valuable.
>>585907093>aislop
>>585905220fuck youI laughed
>>585907273neigha it's not even 7am what the fuck are you talking about
samba
>>585901171Every time I read upon things like this I feel bad for them as I don't think anyone deserves this. Then of course you do a bit of background check and you realize they want to destroy the communities you love, kill you and would parade around your death, and all my sympathy vanishes.
trainer married azuma and announced her pregnancy... he said shiraoki told him to, I said wtf that's a lie and he told me "then why don't you ask her?.... oh wait LOL" and I couldnt say anything.....
Tarumae looks like she's easily tricked into sex ngl
>>585901171Trannies don't belong in Umamusume
>>585907345>Yeeeeaaah, I forgot the rerun gaslight really fucked with everyone.I couldn't pull Finemo's first banner and only luckshitted one copy by the time her rerun came around. I got 3lb Finemo and 3lb SMaru on that banner in 200 pulls and holy damn did that change my uma life. Fine Motion was my borrow almost all of Aoharu, all of MANT, and the first two months of GL. It goddamn fucking SUCKED. Never again, holy shit.
>>585906720All of these are true at some point in time, and it was dependant of your account.
>>585907451And then she fell, got injured, lost the race and trainer sold her to Saudi Arabia as an uma sex slave.
morning
>>5859074267 and this trainer will explode
>>585907671KWAB
>>585906019No she wouldn't
>>585907235Why would anyone want to be with Matikane?
>>585907642Fuck off, Taro
>>585907319Play with less stats and more skills using the hints goddess to get more discounts, idk, or ditch KSB
>rape rape rape rapestfuthis is a pure and wholesome society
https://x.com/ChibaSana07/status/2115382757136494736?a=cn56TsDHYiFFOgCeBuY&Why is NAR like this?
ancient umas seduced young boys for the purpose of procreation
>>585907789>she showed umas that their ancestors raped humans for reproduction
>>585907789
>>585907642morning
>>585907535she pretends to be tricked
I can't believe that poor human males were captured and abused by umamusume in ancient times.I hope that doesn't happen to me, a humble trainer, since my trainee is so lovely towards me.
I want to rape. Recommend me an Uma.
>>585907939is your umamusume Satono Diamond, by any chance?
>>585907789the first torenas weren't willing
>>585907789Whenever a human and Umamusume love eachother very, very much, the 3 goddesses manifest a baby into their arms after 9 months. it's true.
>it's lunch break for the barbers right after I come inFuck me
>>585907979
>>585907979the disabled one
>>585907605>Fine Motion was my borrow almost all of Aoharu, all of MANT, and the first two months of GLI probably wouldn't even bother logging in again if I were in your shoes.I relied on scraps with 0-2lbs of KFC up till MANT and using up crystals to mlb Kita, Finemo and ticketed Creek.My only mistake was thinking I could cheese out a couple of specialist cards. Never doing that again.
>>585907843JRA just buys their sovl, NAR has to grow it themselves
>>5859077897 and your "harmless" trainee rapes you
>>585907273I was only 20 minutes late...
>>585907870Caveman umas must have been so rapey...
>>585907984Yes, she's a dear.
>>585908061>0-2lbs of KFCyummy
>>585908032Ew, no
>ywn get taken away by gruguzensky and raped by the uma tribe
>>585908131Just ask Maruzen, she was there
>>585908209>raped by hagsKill yourself
>>585907870maruzensky got hagcrept is she happy or unhappy
Imagine watching a documentary about ancient uma-human relations with your trainee and childhood friend (who you feel very safe around) Buena Vista.
>>585908304No one is fucking a hag
>>585907424the best thing you could do is stop doing things in America.People forget how many other places exist.
is there one bit of proof the text reads like really bad creative writing
>>585908457Helios' story
>>585908457laurel's character story, and star blossom, and her in-game career
>>585908061I only have myself to blame. Uma Musume was my first gacha, and as a complete newfag I blew all my starting carats on umas. As in all but 2 or 3 tenners. Then when I learned about support cards and started to get frustrated I couldn't make anything better than B+ in URA, I discovered /uma/ and got told I needed support cards because my deck was shit. So from mid-August through October '25 I dropped a 10-pull on whatever the current support card banner was every time I reached 1500 carats (not a very good decision, in hindsight). Starting in October I saved everything for the Kitasan rerun. Now my deck is fairly good for a strictly f2p account, but man it was a long time, recovering from those bad decisions early on. Wish I'd a) heard about the Uma Musume Global release in early June instead of late July, and b) found /uma/ before playing.
>>585907746but what if it isn't taro
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12464679
>>585906486never rolled for finemo and always felt ok, SR cards were always good enough and borrowing FM always felt like a brick with how bad she can lowrollonly very recently I started borrowing finemo because she's good even when she's not in wit as a TE stick and buying specialty priority makes her not that much of a brickI'm looking forward to only using Ramonu+Dasca/Sky or Ramonu alone for GM, fuck Finemo the card, sweet lovemaking with Finemo the uma
>>585908604>>>/r/eddit
>>585907697Because I love Fuku
>>585908587pulling umas is great
>have sex with your trainee, pls pls pls plsAnd I should do that because?
>>585908625fine motion doing fucking motion
>>585908832You signed a contract.
>>585908396the US is the center of the english speaking world and it will probably remain as such in the foreseeable future. they're gonna be hosting shit in the US as long as the option is available
I'm out of borrows
>>585908832otherwise, you'll force her hand
>>585901171is there even a valid reason to overstay your visa for six years in burgerland? can't you renew it?
>>585908950Fan runs?
>>585909014>Fan runs?I'm b+
>>585909079mambwo...
>>585908762oh, and fucking up that badly meant I couldn't pull umas for six months. That was by far the worst part, playing this game and not pulling umas very nearly made me quit.
>>585908832>your job is to take care of a woman>you are forced to smell her scent, the vapor of the sweat>you are forced to watch her struggling during training, see the result, the pump of her muscle showing>you'll hang out with her very often and start knowing her deeplyYou might be a faggot to not want to have sex with her
>>585908762Pull as much supoka as necessaryPull as many umas as possibleThis is the way
>>585908878Other than LA and NY, maybe Chicago too, this is completely irrelevant for event planningWhy would you host events in the US in mid-size shitholes filled with niggers like Houston and Memphis?Theres a bunch of larger sized european capitals like London, Paris (also filled with niggers), Madrid, Berlin which have higher populations and also attract fans from neighbouring countries to the events, meanwhile americans never leave their cities for events unless theyre hosted in LA or NY
Gonna perma borrow ramonu and stay comfy in GMs
>>585909327what about ancestors?
Mayano!
https://mangadex.org/chapter/c83cbda0-d993-4ef1-b44a-6ea59f92f14eBanchou chapter is OUT
uma for ear licking asmr?
>>585909563Cute
nooo......
race more like race
>>585908710
>>585909651the ones with donkey ears
>>585909687holy boobers
>>585909712she's right
narita brian sitting on my face
>>585909941noooooo
>>585909687>slender, curvy waist>big tits>hips barely wider than shouldersgoddamnit this should not be so effective
>>585906486cause her gold is agemasen and she is easily powercreeped. We know The schedule accelerates so I will get better wit cards if I just wait instead of having a brick like you lol
Wait a minute, if I have a baby with King Halo, but Kawakami already exists. Would another Kawakami pop out?
>>585910235that's how genetics work, yeah
>>585909687hot
>>585910235>not one but TWO princesses!stoppit anon, my penis can only get so erect
>>585910235no>King Halo sired 1,319 foals during his stud career in Japan, with 1,181 of them going on to become racehorses.
>>585910462horse gacha is 10x worse than in game
umanko is useful
rice raped me at knifepoint
Is it worth spending two gold crystals to MLB SR Curren..
>>585910657she wouldn't do that
>>585910660yeppers
>>585910660what else are you going to use them on
>>585910660yeah, it's not like they're that useful anyways
>>585910660i used one but I'm not sure about two
>>585910462>Shinko Machanthat would be interesting.
between camp taiki, condor and nishinowho should i spend more time trying to make a better ace for the CM
>>585910697>>585910736>>585910708>>585910707I never got around to having a use for Guts Ayabe back in MANT but i may have just one use case hereWas SR Curren actually as worth it now as when people yapped about Guts Ayabe back then..i would still need to use crystals on 2LB SR Pasa if that card had any usefulness either
>>585910792Taiki, she's super strong
another day another 5 mile A glues
>>585910958I'm using her in every deck for this cm which is why i used 1 crystal. not sure about afterwards
What's the card with most universal hints? Looking for a good clanking grandparent borrow (does not have to be rank slop)
>hey~>wanna fuck after classes?
>>585910958I used a couple of crystals on Pasa and used her for one CMI think I used one on butt scratcher Sky and never used herYou get more SR crystals than they will release SRs worth using for current players, just use them however you feel
>>585910792If running more than 1 pacer: TaikiIf running only 1 pacer: Pasa (she is that one)Overall Taiki is better, but pasa wins harder proportional to how strong she is.
>>585911214For me its Kitass
>>585911130is have killed myself if it was real
Okay but I really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really relaly really really realy really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>585911130Made me chuckle.
waking up was a mistake
>>585911350>>585911053i hope i dont regret thisbut Kingu borrowing Wit Tosho means i cant use SR sweep *or* SR Kingu for a third speed card so its either this or Event Shakur..
>>585911620Let's be real, you will end up with pure SSR decks sooner or later. You can be more liberal with the yellow stones
Pretty Ace
>>585911130What's the appeal of this bitch? I understand the appeal of Pekora due to how much of a meme she is but I don't understand this one.
>>585911750horse cock
>>585911750she's autistic but in a goofy loveable way and her avatar has huge tits. what's not to love?
>>585911620>65 specialty priority, 10 TE, Speed Bonus, AND good hit pooltf this card man
https://files.catbox.moe/18q3j9.mp4 i got the sloppa machine working pretty good now (sloppa shit)
With only one month left, what has been GL's biggest gaslight, aka the Ayabe guts of the season? I still believe in kys miracle to steal the spot
>>585911210SSR Power Yaeno Memoryfor SR, wit Marvey
>>585911920what the fuck is that man
>>585911732my favourite tomboy-hag fusion...
>>585911750She's popular because she has the weight of Demondice behind her Holo career, like how everyone circlejerked over Gawr Gura because she was Senzawa before joining Holo. I prefer paranormal/conspiracy theory schizo bullshit instead of high school drama schizo bullshit that is vtubers, so I'm probably wrong
>>585911750she's a very adorable and in my particular case my unironically lucky Uma>>585911943i still cant stop laughing at "kys miracle"
>>585911907one autist is already too much for me, I don't need to have a second one in my ears
>>585911750The Japanese think she sounds cool (they don't understand a single thing she says).
>>585911732
>>585904997>>585905292I started playing a bit before MANT and I still don't own Natie. I just toughed it out with SR cards. MANT was kinda based that even f2ps were able to get plat, but the distance between whales and f2ps will only grow from now on.>>585905048Unlike GL, you can max your other stats, not just speed. In GM it's much easier to get stamina requirements for long and medium, and it's much easier to get both strengh and wit above 1200, and I suspect it gives more skill hints.
>>585912315Kitasan Ace...
>>585912315
>>585911943so far it's Smaru speed. I pulled this card, main fronts and it's still not allat
>>585911943GL in itself
>spiritual conception blah blahThat is an unambiguous depiction of a fat uma load spraying through the air.Futa uma horsecock lore confirmed.>"are you a faggot anon?"Cock on a cute girl is just "gap moe" and there is nothing homo about it.
>>585911943even as pacegawd this card is hard borrowcore
>>585912495>>585912465Who has the better feeling umanko?
>>585912568Nah people said this scenario was dogshit and they were right
>>585911943As a non front fag, speed Maruzen for me. With caveats. 1. I did borrow her for Arima because I had nother better and held hope that her landing on stam once or twice in summer would be good enough. It was fine, but not enough usage that I don't regret skipping her. 2. GL is a scenario where you can't raise facilities except by clicking on then sandwiched between two where you can (2.5 including NUnity). Her unique will be much better in GM. BUT that's also the point at which you can ticket her.
another million fans for mambo!
Yo /v/, which umamusume would like to be bred by her trainer?
>>585912737Difficult choice...however
>danchou starting to flatlineshould I worry?
>basically confirmed ancient umamusume were amazoness style tribes that captured and raped stray men to reproduce Cygames I fucking kneel
>>585912642words don't mean anything anymore
>>585912650Ace
>>585912737>Agnes larpyon
>>585912642let's say you're right, how do you explain the fact that every parent Cygames has shown since the beginning of the franchise has been a human-uma pair?
FUCK why do my rainbows always disappear for half a year?
>>585912737I'd sample and compare their umanko and manko respectively and make a division based on that.
Visit Tomakomilk!
>recently it was revealed that umas literally die if people forget their namehow come earth messiah hasn't been removed from the game then
Reminder by law you are allowed an uma wife and a ningen wife>>585913059Because it doesnt rain retard, you need rain for rainbows to appear!
>>585913142because it's a lie?
>>585913128Sorry, I'm having sex with Acute
>>585909195>fucking a minor
>>585913290umas reach maturity at 13, that's equal to 21 in human years, so a 13 year old uma is of legal age
I've jerked it to a boyuma...
>>585913290Fuck yes
>>585913290pre-order bonusearly access
>>585913414I understand. I forgive you.
>>585913389I mean, they're the ones giving consent
>>585912737>shit or more shitat least reddit tachyon is an uma
>>585913389>>585913576>>585913425>>>/b/
>>585912737NTRing your childhood friend is a rite of passage for Tracen trainers who get snapped up by uma stacies
>>585913675>>585913290
>>585913675>declines the invitation
>>585913741KISAKI SEXOOOOOOOOOOOO
Saw posts here telling that it's better to only aim for 3 songs during junior year instead of 4.Time to try and see if that's real.
>>585913414This but to Ace
>>585913549A boy uma's slender body is designed specifically to extract the maximum amount of sperm from trainer cock
Please tell me the “new” lore about Uma disappearing of they are forgotten is just bull shit
>>585913741"do not engage with retards, ever" is sadly a forgotten rule nowadays
>>585913830>it's better to only aim for 3 songs during junior year instead of 4Not going for 4+1 or 5 in the concert where all lessons cost 10 points is peak brainlet
>>585913917There would be no engagement here at all if everyone followed that
>>585913917You don't want to talk to me?
>>585913983Not here or anywhere else, really>>585914031You're not a retard (bad), dotofriendI meant actual retards
>>585913741>cuckhive>>585913758Ugly midget
>>585913917that rule only worked when there were too many of them aroundthey'll just invade whatever space they find if there's no pushback
>>585914145hey, she's not ugly, she's sexy
umas die if they're not dicked by their male trainer before 18
>>585911750i'm still trying to figure it out, she ruins every collabs for me, really annoying voice and way of talking.
>>585914183I just jerked off to her yesterday please don't do this
This is what men want.
>>585914196>what is Light Hello
is your uma forklift certified?
>>585913907It lines up with Aston Machan story
>>585914257do what?
>>585913830It works if you like glue-ing 9 out of 10 runs you do, then complain how MANT is so much better than GL
>>585913868Big if true...>>585913907 doesn't even matter if it's real. knowing cygames, they're just not gonna bring it up ever again lol
>>585914296I really don't get the reference if there is one
>>585914279>no muscles/looks>no 6k monthly figure>not 6ft
>>585913741go back to /bag/ subhuman
>>585914296Why is Loves driving that forklift?
how old is the director anyways
>>585912052>DemondiceMy curiosity made me look it up and I don't anyone is actually a fan of this but I understand they follow her for her fat ass.
>>585914434
>>585914434>totally missing the point of pic>calling someone subhumanBlack person...
>>585913868>fucking ugly umas like this
Bourbon love
>>585914553I don't mind lolis, I just hate the western dogshit BA fanbase
>>585914403>>585914439I don't think it's a particular reference, guy just likes to draw them doing normal stuff or with cars
>>585914615Gatekept
>>585914647>former EA president joined Nexon
>>585914581Tracen's prince bounced on it last night
>>585914484old enough to get pregnant
>>585914647>GatekeptNigga it's not a niche obscure thingIt's a normalfag shithole
>>585914647thats like being proud of no one going to India
>>585911883
>>585914638Post your favourite image of daily uma life
>>585914737>stallionfucker
Please tell me the “new” lore about Uma living separately from humans for centuries without needing human sperm meaning that lesbianism is their natural state which means that male trainers never get primo uma pussy and die from blue balls
>>585914875>she raped the Kentuckian
>>585914831that's ME bruh.
>>585914647gatekept of what lmaoyou people are actual subhuman and I probably read more of BA's story than the western fanbase
>>585914296Only if she's certified by the Germanshttps://youtube.com/watch?v=ja7ap6AEuYU
Speaking of trainer and trainee sexIT IS required to have sex with them, >But she’s a minorYeah? Well I kept ignoring Maya for months until one day she snapped and just went wild on me,Take it from the me the hospital bill will come back to haunt you…
DO NOT FUCK STALLIONS
>>585914831Stallions are erotic
Making more Umas with Digitan!
>>585914336You know what you're doing
Umaypoi with orenji
>>585914984but I don't...
Please please tell me the “new” lore about Uma living separately from humans for centuries without needing human sperm meaning that lesbianism is their natural state which means that male trainers never get primo uma pussy and die from blue balls
fillies
>projecting
if umas stop existing when everyone forgets their name, does that mean the failure jobber umas will just die if they stop racing?
I have a daily fuck session formally penned into Scarlet's weekly schedule
>>585914942
>>585913975>>585914341I couldn't do it. The temptation to buy songs junior year was too much and bought 5+make debut instead
>>585914615I dont even play bag, i just posted picture, kurojin
>>585915114no way I'm forgetting Bridge Comp and It's Calling
>>585915127>fat>ugly >BPD
>>585915114>if umas stop existing when everyone forgets their nameumas are youkai?
>>585915114I'm sure someone will remember them if they work a day job
>>585915036All right I'm doing it anyway
>>585915150Maya was later forgotten and was never heard from again
Illicit toreuma relationships and mating ritualsPrincess carryingHeight differenceHand size comparisonDDLGTorape
>>585915331nice
>>585915273Yes, this was a touhou AU all along
>>585915273new scenario basically says they work like 2hus
Avoid stallions
>>585915246Homo
>>585915372I'm surprised the words "torena" and "rape" also go hand in hand enough for them to abbreviate it like that lol
>game about grooming and training underage horse girls and getting closer with in a 3 year period >suddenly it's a problem when it doesn't suit their fetish
>>585915372DDLG?
>>585915472>he waifus mentally ill umas that are destroying themselves
>>585915485It's almost like they're meant for umadom
>>585915485>he hasnt realized why Helios keeps on calling her trainer "Torepi"
>>585914942The only ones who care about "muh minor" are americans, and they have one of the highest pedophile cases.Just jerk off to whatever you want as much as you please. Just don't be violent
>>585915548need ruby to say this to me after i talk about quitting
>>585915597To repi - it is what i will do with Helios
>>585915586Genuinely go fuck yourself
>>585915548>not friendzoning them
>>585915575Dogi Dogi Litegadure Glub :DDDDDDDspurdo sparde
>>585915586Tsunderes are not mentally ill
>>585915575Doki Doki Literature Glub
>>585915747technically they are
>>585915742fugg :DDDDD
>>585915612>Just jerk off to whatever you want as much as you please. Just don't be violentDon't listen to this retard. Be violent too.
>>585915783Doto...
>>585915691Daiwa's VA needs meds
>>585915597everything makes sense now
>>585915612Be violated instead.
>>585915612>Don’t be violentTell that to the Umas
*coughs blood* this is the best i can do digitanbwos...
>>585915823neck yourself
>>585915597WTF Helios is fucked up...
>>585915548but the umas are the ones grooming (You)
>>585915874Even nips hate her when she appeared in the latest Pakatube. Asian people hate fat women.
>>585915975you don't play the game tho
I had a dream while napping and in my dream I set a clanker runit's over
stop replying to the anti-jp schizo
So according to you guys every Uma story is them falling in love with their trainerDoes that include Haru? is the end goal having a happy healthy family with Urara as both of you grow old in a rural farm knowning you made the right choice and if you could you would do it all over again if it means getting to live another life with your beloved wife Haru Urara?
>>585915975>b-but even the japs!
>>585916124The goal is to give every horsy in uma isekai heaven a happy ending
Isn't it kinda stupid to worry about support cards getting "outdated"It is not good to pig out and actually keep up with gacha power creepYou will not beat cygames in that
I have something to confess. I'm a tourist actually. Don't play the game I just come here to collect Uma pics.
keep replying to the anti-jp chad
what a good morning /uma/keep them lewd images coming
>>585915890>Hishi Cuck
>>585916196yeah but we have years of foresight so it's piss easy to know what's worth rolling for and what isnt. You're telling me if I roll on a card I'll use in every one of my decks for almost a whole calendar year is stupid?
>>585916243yes we know you like to watch falcuck...
>>585916124>So according to you guys every Uma story is them falling in love with their trainerNo.Not every uma is for you or wants to have marry you.Some of them have personal goals which aren't related to you, you just help them getting better and achieve it.Then some of them want you really really bad to the point you're their goal and they want you to shine (like Cum Bucket)
>>585916196>You will not beat cygames in thatUNLESS I BUY RACE HORSES, BEAT THEIR HORSES AND DOMINATE THE JRA IRL AND THEN DENY THEM ANY RIGHTS TO MY HORSES
>>585916196we have 5 years of foresight to be able to do exactly that
>>585916196taking this game seriously is already stupid enough.
>>585916285>>585916319All of them?Every stam power and wit?And eventually guts too?
>>585916196Why do you need to beat cygames. I thought we're playing the uma musume game against each other
>>585916410you don't need every card
What do you guys do on /uma/ during the time between 2 CM and there is no new content? Just waifupost and jerk off?
>>585911620nice. I don't have a single copy of that card, very sad.I do have 3lb Ayabe, but I doubt she'll be that good of a stat stick even if I use my last gold crystal on her. I main fronts so having a whole card with completely useless hints doesn't seem like a strong idea.
>>585915347Chuds aren't sexy
>>585916464jong e jing
>>585916464i play good games, like Motto! Haramase! Honoo no Oppai Isekai Oppai Maid Gakuen™ !
>>585916301
>>585916464I do my usual autism, maybe repost a fanart I liked from twitter then fuck off to read kakuyomuslop
>>585916464Loopas and playint other games
>>585916464fight thread personalities
>>585916464Rolling for 7s in /uma/.I do that regardless to be honest
>>585916464i pretend to be various posters for (you)s
This fucking subreddit sucks. You either must be part of the clique (v, umama, ryanxwonbin, mambo danchou, anti-jp chad, discord user) or talk about the very narrow interests of the clique (drama, gay erp, umama's hrt, gold city feet) to get ANY replies. Fuck you.
>>585916464I sadly have a job
>>585916308Please don't call her Cum Bucket...
>>585916464youtube backlogactually I have an anime backlog now so that will be next
>>585916713there's only one guy who cares about shichi's feet though
>>585916440You plan to use old bad stam and wit cards?
Pan?
>>585916841why wouldn't you plan to roll for Doto and Yanko?
>>585916124Urara owns you
>>585916671did you know there's a way to get rid of them for good and it's very easy?
What did you mean by that?Why are you looking at me like that?
>>585916713I do not want to talk about your vtuber whores bwo
>>585916464I play actually fun games. I only play this kusoge because my gf is still playing it for some reason
>>585916124Well actually it is now canon that your uma loses if you don't love her enough, so jobbers objectively have a trainer that loves them less, especially scripted jobbers like urara. So you do in fact not fall in love with your heckin' daughterino! Unless you actually win the arima that is, then sex is allowed
We should all buy Skipping the pearl from paid selector bros
>>585917108get his ass
>>585917123I miss my real nigga KMR, pls come back to GBF
>>585916308>Not every uma is for you or wants to have marry you.probably 90%+ are, but fair enough>Then some of them want you really really bad to the point you're their goal and they want you to shine (like CB)Yes
I think we should buy new bread instead. Make a new bread if you will
>>585917125>the amount of cms you have won is the quantified amount of love in your heartSo poetic....
>>585917125>Well actually it is now canon that your uma loses if you don't love her enoughwhat?
>>585917302Umas power comes from their bond with their trainer.
>>585917181>cum bucket>CBBro... i was talking about the better curren
Super Creek's career ending makes me aroused, everyone is unaware of what she is doing with (You) thinking her as a demon meanwhile you keep her motivated by playing into her kink.
>Not every uma is for you or wants to have marry you. Which?>Then some of them want you really really bad to the point you're their goal and they want you to shine (like Cum Bucket)Which?All careers I have read so far have felt overwhelmingly platonic.
>>585917452>everyone is unaware
>>585917540are you a platonic virgin?
>>585917540yeah, pic related was surprisingly platonic, no romantic elements at all. /uma/ lied again
>>585917658>tranny hag
>>585917746>>585917746>>585917746
[X] Flirt with my trainee
>>585917672I have a pretty good face but I'm autistic and love anime and games instead so all those highschool crushes ended up nowhere.I miss using my phone with a girl during class man...
>>585917658It's quite hilarious that her parents basically lock you and her in a luxurious suite.
>>585917770get a cosplay gf
>>585917724>>585917754So I am not the only one who immediately thought about Ardan when I read platonic.
>>585917540you dont get how fancanon works, you need to stretch things out of context and only take snippets that could be considered favorable to whatever you are trying to push
