>News, Dev Blogposts & Podcasthttps://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/news/>Patch Noteshttps://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/wow/t/wow-forever-beta-development-notes-%E2%80%93-updated-october-15/2360696/6>Talent Calculatorhttps://forevertalents.raiIway.app>DatesName reservations on October 27.The journey begins on November 5.Previous >>585883613
Boyfriends
RPers. PVE or PVP. What/who are you going to roleplay
>>585904586they're ftm btw
>>585904586This but unironicallyHorde is the manly boyfriend faction
are there any youtubers that make good guides for the game? the only decent one I found so far was Kargoz
female human magepvpsolo
>>585904586Just a couple of heterosexual life partners hangin out, nothin wrong with that.
>>585904586It's called brotherhood, you wouldn't get it
>>585904590Probably PvE at first then move to pvp but im not really sure yet
>>585904586porn brain
my troll priest's name is Wagwan RastamonI spent the last six months studying Jamaican patoisI will always be inna character and speak di languageeryting gwaan be irie monI an I gwaan pon di Dire Maul, seen?
>>585904590PvEHigh Elf Fuckboi
>ywn be sexually enslaved by necrosluts
>>585904469>that one retard who keeps removing the vg guilds from the OP>Upcoming /wowfg/ NA Guilds<Clover Club> RP-PvP Alliance | https://discord.gg/ZQ2uWkkqbc<FUN HAVERS> PvE Alliance | https://discord.gg/TNTkQTpdVD<Remigration> PvP Horde | https://discord.gg/K9QEFCzxf>Upcoming /wowfg/ EU Guilds<Niflheim> RP-PvP Alliance | Discordless
>>585904832buy an ad tranny
>>585904727>i project my sexual deviancy and wow faction preference onto this 90s anime character
>>585904590PVP. Human Paladin that hunts down Forsaken "Paladins" for committing apostasy
>>585904856stay mad that no one wants to play with you
EUPvPHordeNo Discordneed me a guild like that fr fr someone set it up
>>585904832><Remigration>bit too on the nose for blizzongo innit
Sup losers. I have returned, and only became stronger since you last saw me.
>>585904953TOMMY WISEAU!
>>585904469based op removing discord troons
Changes needed to save WoWF>Warmode>Dungeon finder>Heroic/Mythic raids>Mythic+>Weekly Vaults>Rated Battlegrounds>Solo Queue Arenas>Pet Battles>Transfer achievements, titles, and collections from retail>Allied Races>More portals im cities for faster travel>Summoning stones>Mounts at level 20>Flying Mounts
what's it mean that character customization can be done later? like how is it gonna go down? it's launch day and I have to go through customization while keeping my name but then you gotta re-create the character? that's not gonna happen on pvp horde...
>>585904971I DID NOT GANK HER
>wanted to play the underdog faction horde>it is the more popular oneWhy did this happen?
>>585904885you’re weirdly mad?
>>585905010when has horde ever been the underdog lol
>>585905041since release
Everyone knows alliance has always been the homotranny faction. Stop rewriting history.
How lame of a nigga do you have to be to play PvE over RPLike actually how fucking boring of a human are you
>>585904469i guess now i can play orc warrior without accusations of being a parsetranny minmaxfag
>>585904983And personal loot. Without personal loot this game is basically dead.
>>585904469I look like this
>>585905010if most of the pvp sweats go horde it's not really an underdog faction is ityou'll unironically get more fights playing alliance because they'll think you're an easy kill
>>585905131THUNDER BLUFF
>>585905079WoW Forever isn't released yet.
>>585905109i can’t think of a not lame rp name. that’s the main reason
>>585905094times change chuddie
>>585905109Pvp gives me anxiety
>>585904510Damn bro go to bed
who's the femboy link of world of warcraft
>>585905094Nope, horde is the tranny faction. Has been for over 15 years now. Horde had such an overpowered set of racials in retail for so long that every migrated to them and they became the dominant faction across all servers. Then they added the furry races in Legion and BFA and it attracted all the trannies and fags.
>nelfies trying to escape from +60% plainsrunning bulls
Surely the "can't make that faction here idiot" message goes away at launch, right? Surely Blizz won't put themselves in a position for people to say they're keeping friends from playing together, right?
>>585905334Basically every decision blizzard has made with forever has included shooting themselves in the foot so it will stay at least until most people are level 60
>>585905334People can play on Normal or Roleplay servers if they want faction freedom
>>585905094
>>585905228son-*aehm* daughter, I'm dissapoint.
>>585905094alliance was always ahead progression wise
>>585904729woulda been funny if Barrens Boys didn't exist
>>585905253femboys only exist in japanese games
“Witch” is a banned string for character names, which SUCKS because I wanted to name my troll priest Witchdoctor. What the FUCK do I replace it with that doesn’t break RP naming rules?Mojodoctor? Voodooman? help
>>585905228just go as a healer and hide in the back
>>585905131YWNBAW
zamn dis janny quick, now i gotta go to the archives
>>585905487none of those are RP names you retard
>pve allianceINVITE ASMON LAYER
>>585905294
>>585905334Blizzard is showing their incompetence off early. Realistically they shouldn't have a faction lock for the first month so people can actually settle the damn population naturally. Sharding is supposed to balance things out anyways, locking shit based soley on characters being made for names that aren't even running around in the world is the stupidest fucking thing they've done in a while.
Bros should I make a skelf hunter or dwarf? I was going dwarf but I will make a dwarf shaman as well and don't think I'd do a skelf for other classes
>>585904590Pve
>>585905536Double retard. It was gonna be like “Witchdoctor Wembo” which is a perfectly fine RP name. Imbecile
>>585905640fem skelf if you like getting dicked down, dwarf if you're a chad, male skelf if youre a faggot
>>585905640dwarf gets the beast racial
what u gonna do when #TROONSQUAD pulls up on you with infinite sissy hypno crowd control?
>>585905109I work full time and have 2 kids - the precious free time I have to play is not going to be wasted corpse running
>Lock people out of a faction if too many people make characters on that faction>Allow people who pay money to create characters before everybody else>Literally have to pay extra if you want to play with your friends>Blizzard paypigs eat it up and even praise them for the opportunity
>>585905710So? It's only on one enemy type. Doesn't seem that useful does it? Skelfs also have the same just for elementals>>585905709Well I would make a fem skelf obviously because male elfs are gay
>>585905769the alternative is that one faction becomes overwhelmingly overpowered and "wins" world pvp, leading to a 99% / 1% population spread. Is that what you want, faggus maximus? Ask yourself
>>585905742>>585905228Are you people actually retarded?
>>585905734can you explain what your intent was with this post?
>>585905487Crone, Pagan, Wiccan, Seer, Augur, Kahuna, ___mancer, ___weaver, ___sage
what the fuck do I do for a week now................
>>585905487which
>>585905742Holy fucking based adult take, the incels aren't going to appreciate any of what you just said
>>585905769Honestly I'm disappointed they didn't make an early 3 day access for the collector edition owners like in retail so that I won't have to play with brokies.
>>585905839Layers solved this btw
>>585905845I think the post was supposed to evoke a feeling of disgust towards troons but it's more that it's clearly his fetish
>>585905845get chuds riled upI'm Barny btw
>>585905839Damn, if only they had a system in place PRECISELY to manage this EXACT thing. If only it fucking worked or they remembered they had it themselves.
>>585905769>Literally have to pay extra if you want to play with your friendsbzzt! wrongoyou can play on Normal or Roleplay realms
>>585904590RP-PvP is literally BIS way to play. Barely any streamers are gonna be on that server, it keeps asmonfags away because he'll be on PVE, cozy leveling and an objectively better community.
>>585905769>being poor Which 3rdie do you live in?
>>585906032I still laughed when this retard died in Scholo in hardcore. Bro really did peak on Grobb and got worse after Vanilla Classic.
>>585906032I love you barny, make those chuddies pay
>>585906037they do, it's throttling how many mongrels can create disgusting horde subhominid knuckledraggers. Working as intended it sounds like if now you have to be alliance instead
Did anyone on NA run into a faction lock making characters on RPPvP? My guild that's going ally didn't get any
>>585905975what the fuck was blizzard thinking when they made a dwarf look like this?
>>585906186i didnt run into any issues on NA RP PvP alliance
>didn’t see one Skelf Warrior in betaMakes me want to roll a female skelf warrior
>>585906186i think there's more horde, i got a faction lock trying to make one yesterday
>>585906032To think Kurthos buck broke him to the point of trooning out after Barney sucked him off offscreen so he'd get that black scarab mount.
>>585906281>doesn't do shit and just collects your corpse once you dieok danke
>>585906189>beardless nerd manletthey thought WoW players wanted representation
>>585906189This reeks of self insert OC donut steel
>>585906327kek
>>585906257>RPPvP is gonna be a target rich environment for the allianceHell yeah that's what I was hoping for
>>585906189looks like an enby ace with an opinion on problematic ships
>>585906305Yeah but on the other hand, Barny DID get the Scarab Lord mount in the end.
>>585906032why does it play on NA server, if it is from europe? is EU RPPVP a meme?
>>585906189NO BEARDNO BUY
>>585906515On a sever that no longer exist. Would've meant something if it was back in 2005.
>>585906530americans are easier to groom
Listen, you dumb niggers.I'm going to illustrate the perfect formula to making everybody happy when it comes to new race designs.First and foremost, the females must be good looking. So already blizzard will shit the bed on that.Satyr's for example. There's a model going around with some ugly masculine face, big jaw etc. That ain't it. That's the wrong way to go about things. Draenei did things right. They gave the female a sex as fuck model when they didn't need to. Why? Because that's what people want.Ignore the virtue signalers (not possible since nu-blizzard is full of their kind). Ignore the libtards and trannies who want to kill femininity and beauty. The female model NEEDS to be sex.The male can handle being monsterous if the race demands it. If they make a fucking satyr and the female is ugly, it's over. I would rather see them lazily use the female Draenei model with some minor edits (hairy legs, demonic horns etc etc) than make some unique ugly cunt female model.And you can cry all you want calling me porn addicted or whatever bullshit you invent, the fact is most people want to look at and play good looking females. That's all there is to it. We've seen this proven time and time again. It's why everything woke is flopping now, all the females in the games look like men. And niggers.
>>585906110its crazy how much streamers live in your retards heads
>>585906281>Erinnerung: 7 ungelesene Nachrichten im TK-Postfachfuck off, not reading, left the country years ago, you can't take my money anymore
>there is more evidence that Alliance are getting Murloc than High Elf.
>>585906281i wonder if Zwarte Piet will fly under the radar on NA
>>585906606race design was already perfected, WoW Forever is a regression (but I'm still going to play)
post names
>>585906606you just have bad taste, the Draenei model looks like a pedomorphic k-pop barbie doll and the game is already chock-full of narrow-chinned doe-eyed girls with scene hair and you’re retarded
>>585906774
>>585906305pretty sure xir was trans from the beginning, an OG troon so to say. unless I'm completely hallucinating, xir was homeless at one point and then some Johnny Depp lookalike Chad took him in.
>>585906606Repurposing the existing Draenei rig for playable Satyr is an idea that came to my mind too. The male variant would need a little more work since male Draenei are a little bulkier than Satyr tend to be.
>>585906606TRVKE
>>585906747BUILT
>friend group decided horde again for the 50th time
>>585906804Naw. He trooned out when he and Loktar Ogar merged with Final Boss if you watch those older vids.
>>585906747god I wish goats(sexy) were real
>>585906780>shit gayniggas saywe can't all like cock, anon
>>585906606they've gotta make use of the draenei model somehow, right?god i hope so, i miss my sexy goat sluts already
>>585906606why would they add satyrs? might as well add playable gnolls or playable murlocs, they are dumbass critters made to be killed by sentient beings
>>585905845Streamer simping. Fetish posting ritual.
what the fuck did they do to Touch of the Gravewhy would they nerf it this hard
>>585906774what was the point of """reserving""" these?
>>585906606made for pleasure rape
2 weeks vacation just got accepted
>>585906679most likely
>>585906984retard
>>585906969Satyr's are highly intelligent corruptors, not retarded animals that can't think like murlocs.
>>585906867The thing is, they have WC3 reforged Satyr male and female models they could rip, retexture, and re-rig for players, unless that's somehow too much work for nu-blizzard or for some ungodly reason they can't import the models into wow.
>>585906990They're in high demand, you wouldn't get it
I think it would be funny if there was a reverse RP server. You larp that you are a wow character behind the screen but a human player in-game.So OOC talk would be in RP and "RP" talk would be OOC.Thoughts?
>>585906802>Flint Ironstag>not a druidThat being said it's a good MST3K reference
>>585907020congrats
>>585906606moar
>>585907089Oh we calm them junkies
>>585906606I'd play 100 dollars a month to play this
>>585905001if you get the race gender and class right it literally doesn't matter and you can customize the rest later... at literally any city's barber shop
>>585907038Not that I'm too versed in 3D modeling, but most if not all assets for pretty much SD and HD of the idea are lying around in WoW's own data as is. It's a glorified kitbash job away.
>>585907279you can swap sexes at the barber
Afraid to delete my chars to remake them, the lockout shit is so fucked.
>>585907020>vacation rejectedThey'll probably put me on a PIP for not keeping up for a week or two but I don't give a fuck, it's a resume padding job anywayIt's wawa time
>>585907029I just saw it got buffed thank fuckthe original was more fun but 25 sec ICD made it useless
>>585906606Do you really truly think current blizzard with all of their woke employment team would give us a race with hot girls again?I mean, maybe. Say what you will but Sky Elf females are hot. So perhaps it is possible, but they'll try hard to not do it.Probably using shit like "umm, satyr's aren't supposed to be hot that's why we made the female an abomination, durr" to justify their bullshit.
>>585907032>Intelligent>Get pranked by fresh nelfVery smart
>>585904832Stop shilling ur pedo hangouts here.
I wasn't able to reserve bomboclat wallahi so I'm not gonna play
with how names work new players are gonna have to name themselves shit like Oilbon Birwilto in a year or two
>wasted my vacation time on an October trip because I didn't know Forever was coming when I booked the tripIt has never been more over. Stuck working overtime during the launch week.
>>585906530Transgenderism is an American institution. Its their homeland.
>>585907032With that one in the Nelf starter zone, I always thought there'd be more of them around
Can't wait to goon and plap to Emi playing
>>585906281Based Techniker chad. Gonna get my annual 40€ for PZR soon.
>>585907679She's a nazi sympathiser
>>585907610How much vacation time do you get? Did you really take it all?Not being there for the initial launch week isn't that bad to be honest. I expect there to be quite a few server issues and early leveling will be hell with hundreds of people at your location.I took the week after launch off.
>>585907679What's the appeal of plapping?
>>585907672There is few of them hanging around edge of the tree? Can't remember if its rare or normal.
>>585906747do you have purple nelves in this style
>>585907813Based.
>>585907595Yeah they should have done first, middle and last name
>>585907610even the name reservations were fuckedi honestly think the entire first week of launch is going to suck dick, they really aren't prepared for how many people are going to play this
>>585907817I get 6 weeks per year, and I had 1 week saved from previous years. Took 4 weeks vacation during the summer and 3 weeks for a trip in October. I'm all out now.
OH NO NO NO NO NO PFTTTTTTTT
>>585907867It feels good but you need to abstain from fapping for awhile
>>585906898>having friends
>>585908014imagine being this boring
>>585908025I feel like this is a meme just as anal is
>>585906032this is a 40 year old man.
for me it's wowcrendor and total biscuit
>>585908014But muh tauren movespeed
>>585908014Tauren druids are clearly superior to sky elves due to warstomp and increased health.The movement speed is meh since you have travel form.
>>585908014Consider that this is an extremely gay way to play the game and (You) will not be participating in the RWF or going for gold parses
>>585907967You mean 6 weeks of workdays, so 30? Or 6 full weeks, so 42?I still had two weeks from last year and now I took one for wow and one for GTA.
>>585907610>only has enough holidays for one trip a yearuhmm anon, get a new fucking job lmao. I have 40 days + unlimited sick days while also working from home
>>585908014How wrong can one man be? Also the only Hammer I trust is Towellliiee, hammers up boys!!! *Burp*
>>585908014difference between horde racials is like .1% a lot of the time
do pvetroons really ?
>>585906032>is horde>troons outName a more iconic duo
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>>585908014>using inferior male models
>>585904590PvP - racist dwarf warrior that doesn't speak common, gets shitfaced every dungeon run, kills all UD on sight but has a secret fetish for orc woman he's deeply ashamed
>>585908160do you not go on vacations with your woman anon?
reminder that gooning leads to trooning#nevergoon#neveredge
>>585908202Everyone has only enough holidays for one trip a year or for dozens depending on how you divide it. Your 40 days can also be just one trip anon
>>585907898probably as close as I have, hybrid of an OC from /wowg/ + draenei
>>585908160Week of workdays, so 6 weeks is 30 days of vacation in total.>>585908202Having more than 6 weeks of vacation in my shithole of a country is mostly unheard of. Standard is 5 weeks.
>>585904590pvpnight elf priestessnight elves are coolelune is cool
>>585908292>womanI know this is bait but no I don't go on vacations at all because it's a waste of money. I'd rather just invest it to be able to get earlier in retirement
>>585908406TROON ALARM
What caster is the most fun?Most rotations look extremely annoying. I dont want to keep up scorch, arcane blast and all that shit.
>>585908014What the FUCK is the point of pve tier lists? Unless a race has an absurdly OP racial (vanilla weapon skills, MoP berserking) or has no dps racial at all (retail vulpera, forever tauren) then your pick is not going to matter whatsoever in raids.
>>585908151you get a 100% speed buff in cat form + plainsrunning. it's absolutely not nothing and literally equals epic mount speed. tauren druids don't even need to get an epic mount, it would unironically be worse. also stealth cat druids are going to be insane in pvp.people are just incapable of thinking for themselves or what? does the average guy need to be told what to think by a streamer? literal brain damage
>>585908497I'm a guy...
>>585908393Yeah I get 30 days as well here
>>585908506>i don't want to have giga damage spellsgo play boomkin then spelltard
Will war come between the Gooners, Trooners, and Coomers?
>>585908537spoken like someone who will never ever gold parse
>>585908506Do you only have a single braincell left? Go back to era and spam shadow bolt exclusively I guess. Or frost bolt if mage
>>585908543Plainsrunning doesn't stack with other sources, dork. It takes 2.5 minutes to cap out, cat form is naturally half the cap, so you're running around for over a minute before it even has any kind of benefit.
>>585908543Plainsrunning DOES NOT STACK WITH OTHER MOVESPEED BUFFS. This is likely why they buffed it up to a cap of 60% in the first place, because it become useless the moment you got travel form, ghost wolf, or aspect of the cheetah.
>>585908543>he thinks movement speed modifiers (barring the two rare cases) stackoh no we got another one
>>585908620>NOOO YOU HAVE TO CARE ABOUT GOLD PARSING ON THIS 3RD PARTY WEBSITE BECAUSE>BECAUSE YOU JUST DO OKAY??holy kek go back to final troon 14
We need an idle class where you only move your character (optional) and he does everything for you
what's the Alliance PvE guild?
I only goon to vtubers,both sluts doing asmr simulating a blowjob or to the big tits of seiso girls that don't do porn or feel violated when sexualized.
>>585908537As appose to rolling a class to be able to play pointless unbalanced minigames? You're never going to have an upper hand in wpvp because if your race.
>>585908649are you retarded? plainsrunning caps at 60%, and you get 2% per second as of yesterday, so it only takes 30 seconds to get to 60% (where do you brain damaged peons keep getting 2.5 minutes from? are you an actual bot?)plainsrunning stacks WITH cat form. it does not stack with other sources. which means you get both speed buffs simultaneously. now fuck off back to whichever streamer you came from
>>585908693Olympus
>>585908543The movement speed does not stack, did you score like 60 on your IQ test? We already tested this in beta
>>585908750World of Warcraft?
what's interesting is that they didn't nerf the troll 20% health regen in combat, might actually turn out insane
>>585908768Does it stack with ghost wolf?
>>585907595This could have been easily solved with name IDs
>>585908787>>585908679>>585908664it does stack. it was changed. maybe read patch notes instead of spending all your time watching streamers for info
>>585908543>retards think plainsrunning stacks>retards think plainsrunning means tauren won't buy mounts>retards think horde skelves get 30% movespeed for 1 hourSo glad I went Alliance so I never have to play with any of you smoothbrains
>>585908841>IM REGOONING 21 HP / 5 SECyeah nah but it is flavorful
>>585908553Not for long. Beware.
Can we have a trooner/gooner containment thread
>he can't even read patch notes rightover
>>585908880Plainsrunning builds up stacks on your buff bar from 1 to 30. Any mention of stacks in the patch notes are talking about the buff stacks from the passive itself you fucking ESL.
>>585908847It doesn't stack with anything he's literally just brain dead. It replaces any weaker buff like travel form or cat form. Still 60% speed is nothing to scoff at, but where do these brown retards come from who are so loud despite having 0 idea how things work I wonder.
>>585908927you’re in it buddy, Reddit’s down the hall
who is going to run ruins of lordaeron as ally?
>>585908014Why would any of that matter if all racials are turned off in the raids? The entire wow community wont shut the fuck up about it, I don't get it
>>585909021it's probably worth it because you still get quests
>>585908905You can afk these weak retail minus mobs on a troll warrior now, even my dead grandparents would make it to 60 on hardcore now
does plainsrunning even ramp up fast enough for it to be that good compared to shaman/druid travel forms
>>585909021>>585909063everyone leveling guide does it even as alliance
All my good names are already taken. Fucking assholes. I was in early, but I was so fucking tired... and now I didn't get any of the cool names... now I have to come up with RP names... RP names are so fucking boring and easy.Some motherfucker stole "Gon Freecss" for my Dwarf Hunter. And Magnum Opus from my Human Warlock.
>>585904469Why can’t I have a character that looks like this?
>>585909037ParsingLiterally because of parsingThese 1% difference means easier to get a better parseAnd Classic raids are LFR tier compared to retail lolIt's all so fucking retarded
Rp surname for orc shaman? Something chill and adventurey rather than Bonesmasher or Niggerraper
I can’t decide between tauren druid and troll priest.
>>585909105it will be useful up until level 40. same deal with travel form, ghost wolf, aspect of the cheetah
>>585909156WindchaserWolfbrotherSandwalkerWasteshitter
>>585909105Only for long distance running where you are also going to absolutely avoid anything on your wayBasically just fly....Thubder Bluff to Crossroads, it stop being useful after that point
>>585909105unless they changed it the ramp up is very very slowyou do a lot of running around so it's still good because it's better than forms now, but it's not as good as it looks because you should be mob dragging everywhere you go as you level
>>585909156https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT0zV9gnkGY
>>585907813She is???? I cant get any harder
God damn I want to fill up a gnome girls little mouth with cum
>>585909156Just go with a "title" orcs don't have traditional surnames.
>>585909115>not taking Magna Cumloudly
>>585909105No it takes 2.5 minutes of uninterrupted running to get full speed and your stacks disappear the moment you have to fight something or hold still. It is only meant as a flavor racial to get around Mulgore and The Barrens since it was something Tauren where supposed to have in original vanilla.
>>5859091052,5minutes to 60% is pretty crazy if you are walking a long route.
>>585909156Earthwaker
>>585905041>when has horde ever been the underdog lolVanilla, when it didn't have paladins.
>>585909105don’t pick tauren just for plainsrunning but you will be noticing it as a substantial quality of life buff right up until your first mount
>>585908476not bait at all. You need to find a line between being an incel and actually having life experiences. Are you really waiting until you're 55 to experience life? That's retarded as fuck
>>585909380why else would you pick Tauren? it's flat out the worst race in the game now that it has zero DPS racials
>>585909274>the momentthat's not how it works, it pretty slowly loses stacks
>>585909215>TB to Crossroads>Crossroads to Ogrimmar (for hearth)>Crossroads to Thousand Needles>Thousand Needles to Gadgetzhan>running to various dungeonsand then of course whatever other leveling zones you choose to do like Arathi, Dustwallow, the new Riverglades, etc
>>585904832I (straight white male) shall take a missing EU slot<Honeypot> PvE Alliance | https://discord.gg/BmeVn9Q9Qu
>>585906898considering abandoning my guild to try alliance but i want to play warlock and undead is just to good
personally i'll be rolling ally rogue on PVP to sap every tauren i see to make them lose their stacks
>>585909137Parsing HOW? Did someone lie when they say that this shit is disabled in raids?
>>585909430I'm picking tauren because they're cool. Don't tell me you actually pay a subscription to play a videogame any other way? No one thinks you're a big shot for having an 100 parse over a 99, they just think you're a cheesing troon
>>585909430Because you like them?
>>585909430>the worst race in the game now that it has zero DPS racialsboo fucking hoohttps://youtu.be/IxEzjtH4s_E?t=279
>>585909561most people assume you're a troon if you woman-out over parsing leaderboards
>>585909536You will never catch mooooooo..
Racials should be irrelevant for PvP and only be for PvE troons.
>>585909498No nigga its only for 4chan guilds that only recruit off 4chan
I was going to go herb/alchemy on my warrior but only now learned the camp buff is mp5 and useless for me. Fuck this gay worlo
>>585909430Zoomers are seriously fucked in the head.
>>585909430They would be if they weren't getting a buff in a few hours after the metanigs started saying they had worse DPS than no racials at all because of their shitty base stats.
>>5859094301.) if you want to play druid without being a stupid looking blue elf and owl thing2.) 5% health buff is decent for tanking, with mining that can go up to 10%3.) maybe you just want your character to look and feel a certain way in an RPG
FUCUCJKKKKK I WANT TO FICKJGNPLAYYYYYYYI WANNA PLAYYYYYYYYYYY
>>585908383hot
>>585909643Literally what this server is.
>>585909661there are no passive buffs from professions
>>585909654yeah I saw that too, literally worse than not having a race is pretty funnyhopefully they get hit back >>585909561I'm playing UD warrior despite it not being optimal because of nostalgiaI wouldn't do it if UD was total dogshit though
>>585909686where do the 481 members come from
>>585908118for me its 720wow and karazhan library
>>585909743My grooming squad
>>585909661>with mining that can go up to 10%kekAI stole that info from wrath and presented it as fact, it's not real.
>>585909737>undead warriorbased fun enjoyer
>>585909021It's easy now due to the southshore boat. Good thing Horde gets no equivalent
>>585909743I opened the server in 2023 and blew thousands of bucks using the 4chan ad system (picrel) and it's been active ever since
>>585909694>>585909802fuuuck okay well that’s fine I guess
why tho
>7 more days of my gay life without wow forever
>>585909802Mining does give percentage max health though. Seems legit, if not then abandon it at 300 engy or whatever and grab enchanting or something
>>585909824>created a new highway so alliancefags can speedrun getting to UC / dungeon camped like SMholy blizzard based
Catbox seems to be working again.https://catbox.moe/c/jqohdq
>>585906606add fur to shoulders and little spot of fluff between neck and breast and it's perfect
>>585909498don't bother joining this is not a wow server
hunterfags what pets will (You) be levelling withhttps://files.catbox.moe/xyhlwb.mp4
>>585909629>Racials should be irrelevant for PvP and only be for PvE troons.But why little jeet? Whites are clearly physically superior to you so why do racial disparities upset you in a video game? It's just realism.
>>585909982Time to rewatch old Athene videos. Classics like Athene pwns noobsAthene gives tips for freeFurious runs away and Athene has to find himAthene goes to his mom and brother for adviceAthene, the 1337 king movie
>>585906606Kys futard
>>585906110Something tells me you are more insufferable than the streamer rats
>>585910059I've always wanted to make a scorpid work, but I'll probably be a boring bitch and do a cat as usual when I get around to making a hunter.
>>585909381nta but there's a bunch of us that are turbofucked in terms of relationships in the great 2026 if you haven't heard. >t. 36yo wfh chuddie ready to sweat it out
>>585910039>undead woman blows my dick>cum seeps from out of the rotting flesh holes in her cheeks back onto my stomach>sensory nightmare, lose boner immediatelyimagine the smell too fuck sake
>>585909962be serious, the server should be dedicated to the guild and not a random assortment of dead off topic channels
why are alliance so weak lol
>>585906110The actual high quality people are not going to be on PvP realms toughever, sorry to disappoint you
>>585909498Invite expired, post a new one.
>>585909674why? youll be bored with lvling in a few hours
>>585909661>2.) 5% health buff is decent for tanking, with mining that can go up to 10%people still believe this dumb AI shit? humanity is fucking doomed
>>585908750drop some links nigga
>>585910205AI is the new Wikipedia for source
>>585910205Some retard streamer must have mentioned it recently or something. At start of beta everyone dismissed the profession shit because it was clearly ai grabbing info from wotlk. But NOW we have retards bringing it up again despite being debunked for over a month.
>>585908905https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uR4Bd-8bhETroll can literally face tank elites gaining health
>>585904538Horde is the viking barbarian pillagersAlliance is the limp wristed UKuck faggots who whine about>MuH DieVeRsiTyas they get stabbed in the streetsNot sorry, you fags will learn the hard way, the chads were always rolling Horde from day 1. The shit i got away with in Classic WoW+TBCC on horde was wild. It was the SECOND the alliance transfers were allowed in Wrath classic was when i started copping bans for very mild stuff left and right, which was well AFTER i had already toned myself down deliberately, predicting exactly that. And i still copped forced name changes and bans for very mild jokes because some foid or soiboy redditor got upset.Olympus will not be enough to turn the tide of pozz, especially seeing as they're mainly rolling cuck-pve.>>585906606ok fag, when is your transition day? and what are you rolling? gnome i presume? you play that furry-fox faction on retoilet too i presume, yes?
>made 3 race/class combos that I want to play>actually, made an attempt at WC sounding names instead of DICKINBUT THOLEI'm somehow proud myself and extra excited to play now. Considering I had to get a VPN to even login from SEA makes me think server launch is going to be a fucking shit show.
>>585910160Making a server from scratch with assorted bots roles and rules is way more work that making a wow guild desu
>>585910159
Plainsrunning should be on a cooldown so you don't get speed FOMO and run around in circles on a lift
>>585910316then pipe down if you are not cut out for it
where is asmon and olympus rolling on?
>>585910382Make it then or blow me
>>585910374#1 reason to not roll tauren is to not feel compelled to being an autist running around while vendoring/training/picking up quests
>>585910374If you keyboard turn can you run in a perfect circle and keep the buff going?
>>585909615doubt that one anon. Parsing is easy as fuck and 100% retail learned behaviour (troon shit)
>>585910205lol my bad it was on like every fucking site in the first week of the beta and getting discussed here, damn
>>585907679Plapping implies you're having sex with a woman, which you are not.
>>585910159I already lust after different (and arguably worse) kind of rotting corpses in the other MMOs
>>585910308>logged in and made characters with vpn Uh oh
>>585910374You can just pick horde skelf if you want an active that gives ms
Retarded "meme" names is the main reason why I want to go RP-PvP instead of PvP
>>585909553Why would parsing be disabled? The entire wow playerbase is addicted to parsing. It's the only reason they play.
>>585910497Innocent anon....
>thread slowed downHabbening?
What do I do for another 7 days?
>>585907813No need to convince me more, I was gonna goon already!
>>585910621Clearly people are busy playing the game
>>585910269I'm pretty sure it's being spread through retard osmosisSomeone asks "hey alchemy is kind of shit in the beta what's the point in rolling it" and then some mongoloid replies "umm according to aislop.gg totally a real source btw you get mixology at level 60 and super elixirs" and then the other retard just takes this at face value with zero critical thinkingI don't think I've seen a streamer talk about this dumb shit it's purely facebook dads and moms who can't do basic researchthe worst thing about it is there's 100% going to be dipshit retards who complain that blizzard removed these "promised features" after launch. I can't wait
>>585910621we're fapping to skelves
>>585910621First for femsatyr warlock succubus threesome
>>585910304horde so fragile they gotta dig up an old thread post and drop a essay on being manly
>>585910508OCE plays on US anyway no?
>>585910159>imagine the smell tooDon't worry, the troll's smell will cover hers
>>585909982How will you become straight on release tho?
>>585907813Based foid making trannies seethe
>>585910304>ok fag, when is your transition day? I don't have one, I'm a high T straight white male. When is yours seeing as how you cry like a low T estrogen filled troon over people liking beautiful women and not ugly abominations and manly man-jawed 'women'.>and what are you rolling? gnome i presume? Nope, Human female Warlock.What's the next cope? Gonna say I'm boring for rolling a human? I've played horde almost exclusively, this is my first time going Alliance lmao.>you play that furry-fox faction on retoilet too i presume, yes?I have never played an expansion past Cata. Period.And I don't like the furry races. Monster girls are not furry, retarded nigger. Harpy, mermaid, alraune, succubus, slime, dragon girl, you fucking name it t b h, monster girls are peak erotic. Satyr's and Dranaei are no different. No idea where you got furry from but you're clearly a low IQ sandnigger pajeet (or just a woke libtard troon, similar affliction really).That's 3 strikes, not a single hit. Embarrassing tbqhwy.
>>585910745But i just fapped to a JAV
>>585910817I'd sniff
>>585909037because even if they disabled them in raids(they wont) it still matters for pvp, dungeons, farming, questing
>>585910720>hey alchemy is kind of shit in the beta what's the point in rolling itSpeaking of which, if they're making the armor crafting professions worth using while leveling who's going to level alchemy?
>>585910871holy cunnyGOD
Should I go troll or undead priest? Male ofc, I'm not a girl
>>585906867Why would the Satyr join any faction? I think they are cool as well, but they are literal demons of the burning legion. It would makes no sense
>>585906281>public health insurercattle
>t-t-there's not many changes to alchemy--I'm going Alchemy because it's probably going to make me barrels of gold
>>585910979most likely alchemy will be an alt profession unless they add BoP potions. kind of up in the air.
>>585910059I will try to get this one first, requires a bit of hustle as a horde. If they don't change numbers on this and it still generates threat the bird will be actual dungeon tank
>>585910979Alchemy is probably the "I wanna make some gold while leveling" profession. All the armor crafting stuff seems pretty greedy in self progression more so than being profitable.
>>585911010UD is better across the board except for Shadow pvp where Troll is betterpart of me still wants to play Priest because it's so easy to level when compared to what I'm going to play (Warrior)
Next race is almost certainly Ogres. I can feel it in my bones.>>585910871I kneel, goon lord.
>>585910159Does anyone have a porn with a chick that has those huge hole piercings on the cheeks? Cum dripping out of a cheek opening might make me pass out
>>585910137oh shit I remember this
Were those throwable potions from alchemy an AI hallucination or something we're actually getting? If they're real did they need alchemy to use or could anyone use them? Some of those effects seemed pretty good.
Raping a captured “straight white male” paladin and keeping him prisoner in Orgrimmar for the rest of his existence
>>585911073someone's gotta make those flasks after all
>>585911073alchemy has a ton of new potions and elixirs it's probably the most changed profession
>>585911263they're real, it's just that they're overshadowed with grenades existingthe blind flask is fun
>>585910374nah cooldown is lame and boring, keeping the buff up is a great autism challenge
>>585908279How are you going to erp if you only speak in dawi or whatever it's called.
>>585910596it's all about immersion
>>585911267>not going for the brown femboy orientation playgay
>>585906606> I would rather see them lazily use the female Draenei model with some minor edits (hairy legs, demonic horns etc etc)Turtle did this.
>paid $60 so i could get name reservation>had work so couldnt get on and pick my namei hope nobody took iltestria windwhistle
>>585910059either hyena, spider or maybe crab
>>585911419i tooked it
>horde get satyrs, females have giant tits>alliance get mechagnomes, with an actual diaper optionaggrend told me this
>>585911419I got a wind whistle for you right here *unzips dick*
>>585910138only reason I could believe that is you falling for genuine bot demoralisation threads on /pol/. That makes you a retard
>>585911475Alliance will get murlocs.
>>585911263they're real but looking at wowhead it looks like they got massively nerfed which is a shame because that means Engie is OP again
>>585907679You should see what she looks like without all her makeup.
>>585911352Isshala Alah Malnorished
>>585910059Depends on race. Sabercat for nelf, bear for dwarf. Not sure about tauren and orc now that I think about it.
>>585910871if you were actually high t (and not full of steroids 'high t'). You'd be having sex with a woman and not posting AI slop here all day every single day
>>585907679holy shit she looks like she has half an inch of foundation on
>>585910059fox spider and raptor are all pretty goodspider can't learn claw but the root might help keep me plainsrunning
>>585911579Doesn't alliance have much much more quests about exterminating murlocs? Almost every zone has questlines for it.
>>585911661I've had sex with real women plenty of times. Anime girls are better. Unironically. And it's not even close.
>paying 30€ to reserve a fucking namegz you paid money for a 30 second advantage
How do I keep plainsrunning while rotating camera and typing slurs in chat at the same time? Macros?
>>585911781Or maybe they paid 30 to play high elves, I did :)
>people bitching about plainsrunning>Skyborne get a flat 30% boost for an hour that persists through deathlol lmao
>>585911710first time with asian women?
>>585911801autorun?
>>585911778You can be gay bro there's no shame in it anymore, that'd be a lot more dignified to admit than what you just said
>>585911839That's just not how it works you fucking retard
>>585911848but any input will stop movement, no?
Herb/alchemy on my human warlock or my nelf druid?
>>585911839lol I can't wait to taste the tears when my skyborne outruns people with a constant hour long 30% movespeed bonus and I'm outdpsing them with my mixology elixirs being 25% stronger. it pays to do your research...
Any Asia based RP-PvP guild?
>>585911781looking forward to my friends calling me a retard for not being able to make a character on launch because I am a cheap bastard+
>>585911057>retard things he wont regret his private health insurance past a certain age
>>585911778alright so you're clearly not high t and actually just a depressed porn addict
>>585911932pretty sure only movement inputs cancel your movement while autorunning
>>585911801isnt like sniper training buff? stop and you lose 1 stack/percentage keep running and its back to full again in a second
>>585911781I paid 80 to get the beta access and to play the WC3 campaigns before the launch.
>>585911846no but the asian women I know don't go that hard with itshe caked it on so much that she looks like she is wearing a head mask
>>585911052There are Satyr who aligned themselves with Illidan in WC3. Though this isn't an absolute perfect precedent. Also Orcs themselves are the poster child of Warcraft's "splitting off and making a different future for themselves" trope, stands to reason that some Satyr, while not peaceloving, could be trying to carve out an existence that is less about being mobs to be killed like the rest. That's why I reckon they'd fit for the Horde, if any faction.
>>585911985nigga
>>585912008oh nohow will you survive
>>585912008you might be fucked if you're playing hordesee you next fresh
>>585911778Yikes. Well, that's because you're focused on getting your nut and that's it. You have to enjoy the process of dominating a woman in bed and screwing her brains out and making her orgasm a few times. I agree if you just want to nut it's a lot easier and more efficient to fap. But that isn't the point of sex idiot.
>>585910059Reminder that anything but owl is suboptimal
how are we feeling about blizzard-enforced price caps on rare mats
>got free beta through some aussie on reddit>didn't pay for name reservation>1 week free launch friend code>paid blizzard 0 Imagine giving blizzard moneyLMAO
apparently the name reservations where scuffed and people couldnt pick their names cos of filtersand some chumps paid money for that kwab
>>585912101Illidan was ostensibly a servant of the Burning Legion during Frozen Throne - that’s the only reason why satyrs may have been under him
>>585912276net positive
Bros should I really drop 200€ on a Razer Naga Pro v3 for WoW forever?
>>585912276have they talked about it at all? that vendor came out of nowhere when I explored the zone
>>585912276They should also do this for arcane bars and mooncloth.Why are gatherers the only ones getting cucked?
>>585912276Good, I dont wanna compete with autist mafia and russian bots for materials
>>585912348you WILL be double crafter at level 60 and you WILL like it
bruh
>>585911554Nta but I kept getting rejected in high school and college and then never got another chance after leaving school. It's not an uncommon path. I could never get into social media and all the women I've met after school were just cold or indifferent to me. Guess I just don't have the looks or game or whatever mojo it is.
>>585912424classic purists hate this but it's SOVL
>>585912424>BoPdoes that mean it'll be obtainable? never seen one drop before
>>585912276Kinda stupid, just increase the spawn rate or do like turtle did and have a chance to spawn it in every high end herb. twow they were like 7g because of how easy they were to farm. Flasks were 20-30g on ah
>>585911778you could not torture this sentence out of me
>>585912493you have to combine the 2 weapons into it
>>585912493It's a combination item from 2 other blue axe drops. Probably about as hard to get as Sul'Thraze.
>>585912534what weapons
Why does every wow thread just turn into gooner spam, and why don't the jannies delete that clearly off topic nsfw shit?
>>585912276good
>>585912276Idk how to feel about itArcane crystals paid for my epic mount in 2019 when they were selling for like 75g each. Meanwhile by p6 i was lucky to get 30g for one. But now that the maximum price as dictated by blizzard will be 50g I guess it will make things better the longer the game goes. Just sucks as someone who primarily made money by mining to see my main revenue stream get cucked because sweats on other servers were keeping the price around 125g and the devs didn't like having to pay that price
>>585912613Welcome to the internet, youngnigger. You must be 18 to post here. Bring it up at your next church meeting that you think the internet should be curated to your tastes
Oh Yeah Bud
>>585912424imagine your 6 second melee swing getting parried/missedi cant stand playing anything but a hunter cos of that shit
>>585912424Honestly at that point you have to stop at 39 and become a twink
>>585912613it’s a general for a game we can’t play
>>585912276An unfortunate necessity of the dirty nigger times we live inComplete genocide of the third world can't come soon enough
>>585912613It's one dedicated SEApag spamming slop, just don't give it attention
>>585912276always ends in a catastrophe in the real world but i wanna see what happens with an infinite digital supply
>>585912613that is every single /vg/ thread unfortunatelyyou just have to ignore the freaks that talk to themselves while they post pictures of high inquisitor whitemane inflation oc
>>585912669It was third world botters inflating the price, not sweats
>>585912534That's because you've never had sex. The prospect of someone saying such a thing is alien to you, a faggot who has yearned for it but not had it all his life.The fantasy that monster girls provide is far greater than the reality of real women. There is no comparison. My friends who are now dads are miserable with their nagging wives and they're visibly aging much more rapidly than me.I am immensely happy with my anime / monster girls.
>>585912698That's why you have weaponskills and slow weapons have always been hugely desired by arms warriors who love when they parry or miss because of a dodge and suddenly get to backhand someone with an overpower.
How does the post volume here compare to the general for retailfags
>>585912613Janitors would need to be deleting 50 posts per second to keep /vg/ civilized
>>585912453Also nta, I'm the same situation, word for word.I came to conclusion that I will simply be and piss people off with my existence because for some reason it makes people really mad knowing someone like me exists.
>>585902557Kael'thas deserves a redemption arc
>same northrend as wrath>same pandaria and outlandew
>>585912868Slower than usual. Retail in a sorry state, blizzard are clearly concentrating on Forever for now and most of retails posters are itt
>>585912613Because the third world got access to the internet and our jannies are third worlders too. Low IQ people get addicted to porn
>>585912848lol this reads exactly like a post I saw two years ago. autism really changes your brain
>>585912727wtf do twinks even have to do with WoW this place is too fucking gooncoded fr your brains are broken>>585913076lowkey this ^
>>585913004>anon says something >the image itself directly contradicts him>he expects people to just trust what he said because it looks like too much to readfag.
>>585913004I mean continents wouldnt change just because you show up a couple years earlier
>>585912321Nagas are shit and break after 1 year every single time. I just got the corsair one for £60 in a sale
>>585913087>picdamn, that gf dodged a bullet
Is it based to name my undead paladin my exact IRL name or is it retarded to potentially fuck myself over in the future if someone wanted to look up my identity?
>>585913228doxxing yourself is always the retarded option
>>585913163>I don't think if we ever went to northrend we wouldn't be visiting the version you see in from wrath
>>585913202tell em sis
>>585912613Jannies are 100% in discords with the spammers (or the spammers themselves). Also could just be paid actors (or bots) shitting it up like the big boards
>>585913228I bet you have signed up to a dozen sites with your real name already so it doesn't change much
>>585912832If people were betting then the price would collapse. It was the combination of every single person on the server not rolling mining and then whenever they'd do a ban wave the price would spike. But the main beneficiaries were actual miners since they had the supply for the high demand. Prices were inflated because of gold buying as well
>>585913228being in the government panopticon is bad enough without getting the public involved
>>585912276Price controls dont work irl because supply is limited and thus leads to empty shelves if demand doesn't decrease. This is a non-issue when the supply is digital and thus limitless
>>585913202it was on /mlp/, the horses weren’t so lucky. I wonder if monster girl chud is trying to cuddle with his snake or something lols
>>58591232112 buttons are great, but get a cheap one, like Redragon or similar for 50$I still have my logitech g600, need to pour rubbing alcohol into switches every month to keep them from double clicking, otherwise it's superb.
>>585906032barnyyy make the chuddies cry on forever's release ! ! !
>>585913228some wow eastern euro wow nerd cannot do anything to you using your real name
>>585913420>RedragonI can't speak to the quality of their mice but their keyboards are breddy gud for the price
>>585913190NTA but every damn mouse has shit durability these days. Logitech, razer, zowie, I’ve had all these brands in the last 5 years. None of them survived 12-15 months without either double clicking, scroll wheel issues, or wireless signal inconsistencies.I don’t think it’s even worth buying one over $30 at this point.
How easy will it be to get ERP as an orc ?
>>585912276They won't really have an effect on anything, at most it stops some big groups of people from buying out all of a specific material and then selling them at absurd prices
>>585913661>horde>erpngmi
>>585913564>LogitechMy G502 Hero has been going strong for about 5 years
>>585913661>zug zugeasy
>>585913228inb4 anon is John Shepard
I still use my mousepad from the special edition of Cataclysm from 15 years ago, it’s worn smooth and frayed as fuck lol
>can't name character nigger killerWtf how can this be?
I'm just glad we have the modern AH so I never again have to deal with THAT GUY who sells 300 1-stacks of an item to flood the page and make you give up and buy his shit
Is the best way to level warrior still Prot, at least early?
>>585913701Guess I will have to resort to teabagging allies then
>>585913661I am not that kind of orc!
>>585913564>or wireless signal inconsistencies.This, dunno why its so hard to keep my mouse working.
What the fuck, bring back 5% health you fuckers.
>>585913874>leveling prot warriorholy cringe go back to vanilla fag
>>585913897Can't sell you a new mouse every year if it doesn't break
>>585913989no one leveled as prot in vanilla. fag
>>585913774The astronaut?
>>585913978wtf
>>585913818I use a playmat I won at a Legend of the Five Rings tournament :)
>>585913989that was horrible in vanilla though, Prot leveling is entirely a Forever thing because of rage issues and Revenge buffs
"ONLY" 8 MORE DAYS
>>585913978Is this real? Did they change it again?
>>585914072I thought it's 7
>>585914072I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT TO PLAY!!!
>>585913978you made me check you dick
>>585914134In theory yes but let's be honest. The first couple hours it will be down anyway and it wouldn't surprise me if it starts half a day later.Also if you're euro it might as well be 8 days unless you want to start playing in the middle of the night.
>>585912276I get trying to prevent the shit we had with holding the market hostage but the arcane crystals and lotus price caps seems a tad low.
>>585913978I hate you
Bros I work nights and get up 2:30 pm. Any chance I'll get to play at all first day before I leave for work at 6:40 or will I be trapped in queue?
>>585914134>he thinks he gets to play on day 1
>>585914110it's 5 am in commiefornia lil bro
>>585914179What are your options?
>>585914110>racialchanges_finalFINAL_final(1).upd
>he didnt use the beta launch, stress test, and name reservation launch to learn how to get in first
>>585914179Fem nelfie to get catcalled every two hours
I failed the Name reservation. Some dipshit stole my name I used in beta.
>>585914254You'll get in long enough to set up your UI, then you'll be disconnected and none kf your settings were changed>>585914275It's 6
>>585914254I don't know but won't it be harder to stop playing once you're in because you're so hyped? I'd think it's better just to play once you're back home again
How many horde leaders are they going to kill in Forever, and in what order
>>585914390I go to sleep as soon as I get home. Id rather be up about before work than after it since I do 4 10s and I hate rushing out the door to go somewhere.
>>585914463Cairne’s a billion years old
>>585913707I think I’ve had three different Logitech over the last decade and none of them lasted over a year. Lucky you
>>585914463None, they aren't doing those kinds of things. We're playing a time bubble set before TBC everything that happened after will still happen as it did.
>me when paladin gets his first greens and gives me his whites
>>585914463Vol’Jin will die and nobody will notice for weeks. they’ll find his rotting corpse stuck behind a cushion
>>585914278Ret paladin, arms warrior, feral druid or shadow priestNot tanking nor healing for you though
>>585913228crisis=opportunitysomeone comes to your house to harass you=fresh set of kidneys to sell on the darkwebits like you dont even pay rent
>>585914278I have to play horde and I don't have blue elves. I'm gonna be leveling solo and I hate having to use mana. My only real options are warrior, rogue and feral. I would like to not feel miserable when leveling and doing my own thing and then I'd also like to be useful and at least somewhat strong in the endgame. And ideally, I would like to play something that 90% of people won't be playing... help...
>>585913661Only gay sex with Tauren Bvlls unfortunately. Or fortunately, depending on what kinda of orc you are
>>585911393>brown femboyThat’s what 70% of you niggers are irl, no one is going to RP that.
>>585914635sounds like you should play rogue
>>585914254Is this your first blizz launchs?Don't bother staying up, go to bed and wake up early to get a couple hours before work or wait until after wagie hours
>>585914578That fucking witch doctor will steal his identity, and rather than the Forsaken, the Darkspear will be the evil faction of the horde if the forever timeline
>>585914463I unironically hope they kill all tauren leaders until grimtotem takes over.
1 RP server with cross faction grouping would be kinda kino… imagine doing WC on a gnome priestess…
>>585914789leave Cairne alone you bitch
>>585914789I hope they kill all the tauren and swap them with centaurs
>>585914578>>585914463Is Vol'Jin strong or a bitch?
>yo bro alliance will be insanely overpopulated on pvp>3 hours and I still cannot create a horde character>alliance works fine
So what ruleset will survive the longest? PvP or PvE?Not interested to play on the troon quarantine that is RP and RP-PvP
>>585913661female orc?
>>585914962NA or EU?
>>585914789The Grimtotem are so based. Baine is a total fag so I support this
>>585914629well you probably need way more extensive criminal connections than the darkweb to market severed organs, but it might be a start.
>>585915003EU
>>585914635if mental illness was a post
>>585915080STOP BULLYING HER!
>>585913874samefagging because I looked up some stuff and the answer is yes idk why Blizz did this at least it helps a lot with dungeons
I've gotta give it to Blizzard. Skelves are pretty fucking cute.
>>585915263Pic not related
>>585914590Why don't you just pick a class where you are happy playing more than 1 spec, so you actually have options when you hit 60
>>585915263They didn't even try to make their skin varied,looks like base vertex color in blender
people complain about tauren racials but trolls having overlapping +5% beast damage with dwarves is the real issue. bring back voodoo shuffle
>>585915263They took Blood Elves from World of Warcraft Warlords of Draenor and changed the skin color on them
>>585915384That's because the entire thing is built by jeets using copilot.
>>585914980It's always PvP, PvE everyone will just reach 60 and start raidlogging because the only thing that gear matters for is doing the next raid.
>>585915397trolls should do +5% damage to anything with shoes
>>585914662I'm not that kind of orc>>585914995Of course not
Faction and ruleset?PvE Alliance here
>>585915484That ain't for you to decide any more, you getting the deluxe beef supreme
>yfw the one shot macro hits just right
KEK >dwarves
>>585915486Same
>>585915263True but male skelfs look gay af
>>585914463Thrall will be BETRAYED and TRAPPED by Jaina to become her PERSONAL PLAYTHING and be replaced with the ghost of Grommash Hellscream
>>585912321red dragon mmo mouse best mouse ive had since my g600 broke
>>585904590PvE but I turn on PvP on for myself.
>all horde racials except Tauren get a last minute buff>Tauren is stuck with a retarded leveling passive at best that becomes irrelevant at lvl 40Seriously I was just happy with the 1% hit. I didn't mind that cultivation and plainsrunning were utter shit. Now they took it away. Fuck you Bligger.
>>585915634>elfag mad people dunked on elves and lashes outlol pathetic
>>585915486PVE horde forsaken paladin
>>585915641Did she snail trail on that bench?
>>585915486EU PvE Horde
Planning on making skyelf rogue for alliance, is there literally no synergy from the racials since I don't use mana?
>>585915486PvE Alliance chad reporting in!
>>585915486PVP orc warlock
>>585915761that is correctthe glide is really nice tho
>>585915761Why wouldn't you make a superior Night Elf rogue if you're on Alliance.
>>585915603https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_k0a35TMiI
>>585915486I can't choose between a human paladin/priest or ne druid
>>585915486Woah just like me fr
>>585915484>I'm not that kind of orcI hate to break it to you bud but orcs reproduce exclusively through hot and sweaty gay sex with other muscular men, that's why they are all so buff. No woman genes.
Pvp yuropoors, which faction was locked more during name reservation?
>>585915803that kinda sucks>>585915817I just love the blood elf model and stealth animations on females
>>585915732They just got the hit back.
>>585915634>Be Dwarf Shaman>A species literally evolved to live and move in the mountains>A profession that requires frequently isolating yourself in the wilderness to connect with natural spirits>"Lol short fat guy is out of shape and can't keep up while hiking!"Californians and Animators just fucking hate people that aren't conventionally attractive. Look how they keep slandering Nerds in cartoons.
>>585912276What enforced price caps?
>>585915860this is canon btw.
>>585915641cant wait to farm all of them and burn the monastery to the ground.
>>585915741LMAOOOO DWORFSwont ever touch shamans bc of fucking dworfs, so bad
What are you guys doing for another week?
>>585915263>straight ponytailWomen don't use that hairstyle
On the HD Gnome Female model, is the hair color not changing the color of the eyebrows a bug, or is this how it's been like on retoilet for 12 years?
>>585912613Shitskins ruin everything they touch.
>>585916001grinding other games halloween events.fapping to sky elves.
>>585915993>skelf POV
>>585916001zugging my peon if you know what i mean
>>585915486rppvp alliance
>>585916001Leveling alts in Retail!
>>585915872Okay fair enough. That stealth animation is great.I'm going to make a Sky elf rogue myself too but on the Horde because what else can you make on Horde.
FOREVER
>>585916001recovering from covid
>>585914590if you really don't want to tank or heal then you should not pick a class with those specs, lest you get pressured into itbetter to be inherently unassailable therefore pick rogue
Should I roll US servers as an ausfag? I feel like oceanic is gonna be dead as fuck in short order(i'm playing normal)
>>585914962Just because all the ESL shitters who don't understand how plainsrunning works are rolling Horde doesn't mean it's going to be the dominant pvp faction.
>>585916119Still? It's been 6 years.
>>585916001Watch the Warcraft Movie
why would anybody play tauren besides being a poorfag who wants to roll druid
>>585916001drinking and being a sex pest vrchat
>>585916001play azeroth survivors
>>585916171caught it like 2 weeks ago, i think for the 1st time ever, shit sucks mostly bc of the muscle/nerve aches, so i cant play vidya atm
>>585916212>play tauren shaman>become yuge when using mini-bloodlustit really is that simple
>>585916151OCE shares the same realm as NA but they have their own servers.Unless you group up with NA you will be on your servers with low latency.
>>585916238not sloppy enoughthis guy sucks at forever yt videos
>>585916238It's up!
>>585916185I remember watching this when it came out and enjoying it. Sucks that everyone hated it and it never got a sequel.
>>585916001I want to get into plapping
>>585916212There will be an unholy amount of esl brownoids rolling tauren because they legit think they move at mount speed at all times.
>>585916263I hate that shit. Beyond obvious its some gain of function creation because I never get sick but that thing kicks my fucking ass. Took me three times of getting sick before the four time finally was an easy pass and never again. My immune system is an expert in fighting it now but it was such bullshit that my normally very healthy body handles everything well and just went "what the fuck is this? I've never seen this. How the fuck do we fight this?" three times
>>585912424>>585912727Will Forever have an option to freeze your level like in Retail?
Why cant I reserve my super omega obscure name on 2 different rulesets? I have it on PVP but it wont let me make it on PVE, says its takenim 1000000% certain theres no way anyone would come up with that since its my name + weird spelling + game referenceis the reserving borked?
>>585916307I don't understand what that means.You mean I can freely shard between oceanic and NA?
>>585916001ordering launch day snackies tomorrow and fighting against the urge to devour them before 4th
>>585916212Armored cow looks cool.Endgame will be piss easy so I care only about appearance.
>>585915869Bump, wanna know which faction is more popular in EU
>>585916238this game really is done for when all the gen x and millennials die
It's down!
>>585916408can I ask why you’re trying to reserve a name you are so confident will be always available?
Is it just me or is leveling druid really fun because you get to enjoy the cat stealth gameplay along with the the bear tanking stuff? It seems like the only class/spec that can do that.
>>585916446looks cool if you ignore the entire bottom half of the character
>>585916413Yes.The beta was the same.EU, NA and chinks were on the same realm but you had relatively low latency outside of the first week until they figured things out.
>>585916408You yourself have taken it. Names are unique across all rulesets. Which is really dumb.
>>585916408You can't have the same name on pve and pvp, names are region wide
>>585916569It is NOT fun before you unlock cat form
>>585916395YES, thats what happened to meone day those bumps between the neck and chest FLARED UP like motherfuckers with intense pain and my body went into panic modei thought i had fucked myself up during my gym routine (weird bc it wasnt even push/pull day) and the the day after the shits started, was dehydrated for 2-3 days bc of that and THEN the respiratory shit kicked in + muscle/nerve achesi've been fucking miserable since beta ended urinonically and not just bc of WoW, i'm glad your system is ready for that shit now, i hope mine learns after this
>>585916446are you 12?
>>585916587Its not going to be the same as the beta
>>585916408names are region wide because BGs are region wide and theres no servers to put a suffix like they used to
>>585916446based. anyone who disagrees is an alliance player
>>585916446Dwarves have massive shoulders AND shoes.
>>585916212I'm considering going tauren shaman desu. Plainsrunning is dogshit but fun. Non-tauren will be jealous of my speeeeed during raiding downtime.
>>585916569Yes, druid is the only class that can use cat and bear form.
>>585916698And constantly smell the farts of humans and elves.Your point?
>>585916559idk, bored while waiting for launch, might as well>>585916681>>585916609>>585916595i see, ty 'nons
>>585916612For me it just kept hopping symptoms. I'd get a nasty sore throat, then a type of deep cough, then I'd get a nasty sinus infection, a fucking ear ache, LOSE MY FUCKING VOICE, and then FUCKING PINK EYEIt was like wack a mole over two weeks where I'd get a symptom, knock it out in three days, and then it'd go somewhere else. Yeah mine handles it really well. Especially when I found out how good a fever fucks up viruses. I burn my out the second I get symptoms
>>585916171He got long covid and chronic fatigue from it.
>>585916446ill always have a soft spot for tauren warrior and tauren druid but im alli
>>585914635Rogues bring utility at endgame
>>585908151None of that matters in PvE, chimp. The haste is better.
Stop TALKING ABOUT your shitty reddit immune systems.
>>585916853>2% haste is better for bear tanking than 5% healthlol do you really?
>>585916837>+20% arcane, fire, frost, nature, & shadow
>>585916980haste lowers GCD = more threat and damage
>>585914635you are not that special
>>585916980the 5% health is just 5% of your base health (without any gear or talents) its basically nothing btw>>585917040haste doesnt lower GCD in forever you retard
>>585916980The tanks job is to keep the mobs on him. If you die its the healers fault.
>>585916980>is the tank hitting faster betterduh
>>5859169805% is pretty much irrelevant. You already have a ton of HP.
>>585916784yeah youre right, ive never had the shits for one week and the head symptoms the next one, truly awful manmade shiti will haunt faucci and his demonic group until the end of this world
The only good thing about horde druid is going to be tauren druids running around as boomkins spamming moonfire on people who have 0 chance of ever catching up to themIf you play horde druid and do literally ANYTHING else you're gay and retarded and playing the game wrong
>>585912321I buy a new v2 every year because they break, but I need a wireless one for my setup and I don't know any good competitors.
>>585908151The increased health is literally fucking nothing.
>>585916980Why do you think two hander warr tank was a thing? More damage = more threat. Tauren are probably the worst tanks because they have no dps racial.
>>585917097Thats true in era, but because this is forever its actually +5% hp
>>585917040haste doesn't work like that>>585917097well they changed it to +2% max stamina which does scale>>585917098bear job is flexing gigahealth numbers on healthlets
>>585917097haste lowers GCD skyelfs had faster GCD at 3% haste
>>585915263Smurfs instead of undead/high elfs, they are openly mocking it feels like
>vibecoded in-browser UI simulator to set up addonsthank you claude, very cool
>>585914635You are very special!!!
>>585917347Link?
>Ogres for Horde>mage, warlock, priest, warrior>Furbolg for the Alliance>warrior, priest, druid, shamanWould anyone play them?
>>585917318It doesn't lower gcd in Forever which is why they got more than 1% to begin with.
>>585917440for sure people would play ogresfurbolg? doubt
>>585917318>well they changed it to +2% max stamina which does scaleWhy does post-patch tooltip say 5% health
>>585916837they really imported rhat from sod neat
>>585916001I'm playing through all the WC3 campaigns on hard mode. I remember playing as a kid but I was a retard that used cheats back then. Otherwise I bought MH:Rise in a steam sale, playing that too.
>>585917440>furbolgIt's gonna be Murloc for Alliance.
>>585917493A lot of people kept the ashenvale furbolg item though
You do realize that 90% of the playerbase with stop playing after 2 weeks, just like in Classic?
>>585912453Without fail this attitude is always belonging to a douche with no redeeming qualities who just games all day, puts zero effort into his appearance, doesn't go to the gym or have any interesting hobbies. Gets bitter about women because he feels entitled to one just liking him because he feels he deserves one. WoW is like even one of the best games to meet women and you even fail at that.
>>585915486>tranny picks alliance pvepottery.Horde pvp for what its worth.
>>585917571It's a fun item, one of my favourite toys, but I would never change my character into a Furbolg permanently.
>>585916001Finishing my goongame backlog
>>585917607Horde would be so much more interesting if they focused on this "establishing civilization" aspect
we're actually playing wod classic after we realize forever stinkshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLzhlsEFcVQ
They should add a race that can't be a warrior
>>585917589stfu faggot retail bird
>>585917645have you played PvZ Sex Lawn yet?
Tauren are actually the best tanks because they are the tallest
>>585917589They'll stick for atleast a month this time. I quit in 2 weeks in 2019 because it was literally the exact same thing I had played for years in Private servers.
>>585917702what is this passive aggressive shit lmao
>>585917689wod sucks
>>585917751Blatant retail dev insert to point out no flying mounts
>>585917589aside from the fomo of people who never really cared and just wanted to try it, wow classic's population only dropped off once phase3 came in, which is ironically what has historically always happened with pserver trends, the game does very well until BWL is 'on farm', then the people start leaving, or demanding 'fresh'.>>585917650the early questing does alot for this, but they lacked the technology then, and competence now, to correctly do the whole 'viking settlers establishing their tribes security in a hostile world' schtick.It still amazes me that they don't do phasing of zones for when you've completed most/the core quest chains for the area. The Arathi Highlands always annoyed me because that elite ogre zone should have become an npc hub after you complete the elite quests for it, but it doesn't, they just respawn and nothing changes.
>>585917723I remember in vanilla people said gnomes were the best tank because it was easier to click the mobs around them
>>585917650They have mudhuts and that's all they need. Built railroad is just scrap metal to the might of the Horde.
>>585917435https://uiforever.com/
>>585917823>don't you want le everything to be EASIER and FASTER?No you fucking fat troon.
>>585915080Why...>>585914745>>585916837You think?>>585917080O-oh...>>585917373...O-oh...!
>>585917831I just realized, do we now if WoW forever is going to use phasing at all?
>>585917848this gave me a trojan btw
>>585915817I’m trans and want to be smol like a 14 year old anime schoolgirl.
>>585917969you're welcome
>>585917848ok this shit is getting insane
>>585917702kek, i remember rolling into Hyjal and finding this crow, funny shit
>>585917909it uses sharding from retail, shit phases in and out constantly. basically every time you leave a main city you will phase
>>585917592>douche with no redeeming qualitiesI'm 36 and still living with parents because I can't afford to move out (shit pay, inflated housing market, the usual)>zero effort into appearanceI don't have much to work with. I shower every day and dress plainly, that's all I figure I can do.>doesn't go to the gymThis I actually do, but it doesn't really connect to getting into a relationship beyond just being healthy.>hobbiesI play video games and watch anime. I don't think I can force having hobbies that women find interesting without faking it. I don't even know what women find interesting, I've never had any female friends. After all these years I'm pretty sure that the deciding factor in getting a gf is being neurotypical.
>>585917909Phasing is not the vanilla way.
me and my friend looking at all the skyborne chicks rolling into stormwind from their isle
>>585917909They said they were strictly against it.
>>585918089No that's not the phasing we mean. Phasing as introduced in Wrath allows the world to change based on your quest progression.So if they do a quest chain in future where the Horde like establish a city somewhere, you would slowly see it change until its finished. And along the way you'd be phased with other players in the same quest as you
>>585915836LMFAO
>>585916226hey...
>>585909381NTA, I do not enjoy traveling at all. My woman isn't exactly excited to travel but she doesn't hate it like I do.
>>585918182>zero style, zero social skills, socially autismalbro you've done nothing to solve your predicament your entire life other than not be fat.Women love attention, spending time with them and asking them questions about their inane lives is how you get your foot in the door. How you keep women around, especially ones out of your league, requires you to consistently lie to them and tell them what they want to hear.Its psychopathic but it works. WoW is vagina repellant unless you like fat single mothers who also play the game, in which case you're competing with a horde of ugly, sweaty, desperate nerds who want her too.
>>585916001Trying my best to not jerk off. Shits hard
both of you are fucking retardedshut the fuck up
>>585911238used to hate footfags, but you're alright compared to voreshitters
>>585918357Oh, yeah all new content has phasing
>>585918616I'm fucking terrified of AI
>>585914635whatever you chose always remember that no matter what>all of this would have been possible without you
>>585918642Okay that's what I was hoping for. For some reason phasing became a term for sharding but I'm still in the "I didn't play after the first patch of Cata" mindset
>>585918616>>585918697Imagine ERP in goldshire inn but its VR and it looks like this
>>585918345They will be rolling from Dalaran after visiting Tarren Mill for some BOC.
>>585918697it really isn't that complicated>Scene depicts elf girl with purple skin and white glowing eyes laid back on her side wearing white bikini and jewelry and relaxed posture, she is looking at viewer while caressing her thigh, camera slowly moves around the girl and zooms on her soles as she stretches and flexes her toes with black polished toenails and soft soles with tilt shift effect and depth of field with blurry background and screen fades to black.
>>585918642>>585918751? There won't be any phasing.
>>585918616I am really glad my struggle isn't being into feet >>585918848I get the XIV fuckers being into erp since their models look sexy but I will never understand how erp works in WoW with its janky ass humans, ugly bastard dwarves, and all the orcs/troll/s/tauren/undead/etc
>>585915860What if I'm the most gay effeminate orcs that only wants to do the gayest stuff possible (sex with womens)
the age regression community has found a home in the alliance! king’s honor friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9DlRu3I9I4
>>585915486EU PvP Horde
>>585919023This is epic, epic for the win!
>>585919023>the age regression communityAnon. Why do you know about this community.
>>585918965the erpers aren't using vanilla ff14 models anon. they're using mods
>>585916001Regretting my decision to even play this game more as time passes. I think I'm just gonna skip this one.
>>585919125Yeah they're modding the cute cat girls into cuter cat girls. Mods can't fix wow models. At best you get night elves but they are still janky until the Draeni arrive
>>585919023
>>585918902they would NEVER step a foot outside Dalaran specially into some mudhut settlement
>>585919125Why does WOW allow addons but not to the same extent as XIV?
>>585919324you can mod wow models though
>>585919125>joined free company for some savage runs together>they have like 80 active players in discord and out of curiosity joined channel with 30 people watching one of them streaming house party as a dj>opened his stream and there are fucking mod beastsed potatoes dancing with floppy horse cocksglad 6.0 killed my will to continue playing it
>>585919324>allowofficial FF14 policy is strictly no mods allowed. they just have no way of detecting / enforcing it unless you blab about it
>>585919057>pink blue and white Literally me (im trans btw)
>>585915486RP-PVP Horde
>>585919406>discordThere's your problem.
What will be the best class for griefing streamers? Hunters? Rogues?
nelf cunny
>>585918848>>585918917It's not about how complicated it is, I'm just scared because its getting too real.
>>585917440They gotta make sexy female furbolgs
>>585919645rogue or warlock probably
Am i stupid for thinking taurens would be cooler if they were more upright?
>>585919823>Am i stupid for thinkingYes. Idiot.
>>585919823They would be cooler if their neck was more like that
>>585914072She's so sexy
>>585919823you and literally everyone who has ever drawn a tauren
the way to buff taurens is to add the tauren only totems to flex on everyone else (manlets)
>>585920097Who is she and why is she not flat?
>>585919324you can mod wow models as the other anon said but it's mostly just bimbofied gooner nude mods that are availablethey lack options and tools, and the modder scene is only comprised of like 4-5 active modders
>>585910059I’m doing lone wolf.
>>585919823They would be cooler if they were quadrupeds, didn't have horns, were horse based and were called Centaurs
>>585917831>the game does very well until BWL is 'on farm', then the people start leaving, or demanding 'fresh'.leveling is the best part of the gamethey should just increase the level cap every month and vibecode more and more zonesbut not in a retail way
>>585920208I played lone wolf Hunter in beta and still used my pet a lot. I think people are misunderstanding how its going to play.
>>585920265Centaurs are cool but would females breastfeed with human breasts or horse breasts?
my hot new red spaghetti strap dress just arrived and I am on cloud nine
>>585920379Whatever you prefer
>>585918520do you have some kind of issues? You just go somewhere and relax or find some fun things to do
>>585919823Also, why cant we have that helm?!
>>585920547because you're not Chad Bloodhoof
>>585910059Buzzard probably even though its not a great pet for pvp.
>>585920368the lone wolf talent doesnt say it on it but if you get the pet out you lose damage
shut the fuck up retard
>>585918520>>585920534The best part about travel is sex with women in a foreign country. Traveling with a girlfriend is a humiliation ritual.
>>585918182so why dont you work on yourself and get a better job. You're just depressed like a retard. Outside of demoralisation on the internet women are actually real people just like you
>>585920589>>585920589
>>585910059I will be a dwarf with a bear of course
>>585920676Yea i know how it works, my point is that a pet is often still more useful than 20% damage bonus.So I would use lone wolf but it was more like , Open -> call croc put to attack and debuff. Or lone wolf would come into play when my pet got targeted and killed and give me a nice bonus. But I wasn't just playing completely without pet. maybe you can try to play that way but I think its suboptimal. The pets are very good.
>>585920956yeah lone wolf is honestly only a raid thing, i was just mentioning the debuff as a lot of people didnt know
>>585919371Wait you can?
>>585915486I early created in:PVP - Horde RP-PVP - Alliance
>>585916014Women are not hunters either.
Do we even have a guild in PVP Horde? All I see is that tranny guild on PVE.
>>585910059MY VOIDWALKER
>>585921838lets make one
>>585910059i can only use this one bc my irl cat is that color and i love her :)
>>585922181Erm that's not optimal, sweaty.
>>585922263it is tho? the only cat better than that is broken tooth i believe, and cats > everything
>>585917440*Satyrs for AllianceStarts with Warrior, Rogue, Shaman, Warlock and Druid Playable Furbolgs get added with the TIMERMAW RISING patch that adds the Dragonflight Furbolg models as males and the female Pandaren models for females, and they are an independent faction that only gets access to playing with other factions through the Steamwheedle Mercenary system which I totally didn't make up just now. (I made it up two days ago.)
>>585911890You do know how easy it is to find the wind gusts right? Or were you too poor to play the beta?
Hunters are gay
>>585917702that's very funny
>>585918965he looks like that evil statue that rolls after people in shopping malls
>>585920167one of my biggest complaints always was taurens missing their trees coming from WC3 into WoW
If I post an invite code, none of you can see my email or anything right?
>>585904590PVP servers are going to suck due to layering issuesYou will be fighting this group of people, and they will suddenly be teleported to the shadow realm.If you want to do PVP do it in BGsAnd even if it worked - world pvp is overrated. At the end of the day, it's just trench warfare, with ranged classes and healers doing all the work, while melees get destroyed if they get too close.If you go PVE, there is this new potion that allows you to talk to the horde, and blue elves talk the same language as night elves... so you can just trash talk shit to randos in the world and challenge them to fights. Way more fun this way.My plan is:- RP-PVE- level up a night elf warrior tank- join 'relaxed' schedule guild - lift weights irl during any downtime (crafting shit, flying, waiting for people to arrive at the dungeon)- get ripped- post pictures on discord- Seduce zomettes with daddy issues who like older men, or possibly single moms on their early 30s.I can do it brosI will get myself a wow gf
>>585911351https://www.wowhead.com/item=2460/elixir-of-tongues
>>585906032This is a full grown man.He has to shave his face every dayHe has a deep voiceHe is mentally ill and dresses up like a prepubescent girlLike a real world undead, the estrogen he takes weakens his bones and muscles, giving him a hunched back
